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So good things some very awful things were said but a new project has come out of it  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>923</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - The Undertow</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-the-undertow--73245176</link><description><![CDATA[A.I. is healing itself - When is a phone port not a port - Good news for FLOCK cams - There is a "FOUL" on the field - Just CrushinFlorida - Taking the "Crack" out of the "Barrel" and so much more more you missed this week   ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">DeaconLive2025.podbean.com/3c87538d-f17a-3483-bf41-7145ea9a7d22</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 20:32:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/73245176/dl_the_undertowa6rd6.mp3" length="28816512" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aff537e8-7e3e-4d8c-a28c-678d65ad61f2/aff537e8-7e3e-4d8c-a28c-678d65ad61f2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aff537e8-7e3e-4d8c-a28c-678d65ad61f2/aff537e8-7e3e-4d8c-a28c-678d65ad61f2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aff537e8-7e3e-4d8c-a28c-678d65ad61f2/aff537e8-7e3e-4d8c-a28c-678d65ad61f2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A.I. is healing itself - 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Daytona Beach tragedy - Being with child helps your batting average - The "on the counter" butter debate - Not so smart bathrooms destroyed - All this and so much more you might have missed this week   </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The underground tunnel in California - Daytona Beach tragedy - Being with child helps your batting average - The "on the counter" butter debate - Not so smart bathrooms destroyed - All this and so much more you might have missed this week   ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3602</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Excuse Me!!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-excuse-me--72193331</link><description><![CDATA[New Electric Ferrari - Parking Lot Steaks - 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Parking Lot Steaks - Rock Star comes out as a "Proudly Gay Man" - Emotional support from a tiki bar - BMW vs Benz can kill you - Kneeling before "our" God - and so much more you might have missed this week </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[New Electric Ferrari - Parking Lot Steaks - Rock Star comes out as a "Proudly Gay Man" - Emotional support from a tiki bar - BMW vs Benz can kill you - Kneeling before "our" God - and so much more you might have missed this week ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3282</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Harmless Gatherings</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-harmless-gatherings--72091329</link><description><![CDATA[Fight over coffee leads to death - Beer and drugs gets you a better body - The escalator that kills - This is not allowed as celebrate winning - and so much more happened this week  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">DeaconLive2025.podbean.com/942973ac-5ce6-3361-8dde-aff8b86ef9be</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 22:39:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72091329/dl_harmless_gatherings9me2f.mp3" length="28754236" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/63d5d6c3-bafa-4b15-9f72-22dc337ac2b5/63d5d6c3-bafa-4b15-9f72-22dc337ac2b5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/63d5d6c3-bafa-4b15-9f72-22dc337ac2b5/63d5d6c3-bafa-4b15-9f72-22dc337ac2b5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/63d5d6c3-bafa-4b15-9f72-22dc337ac2b5/63d5d6c3-bafa-4b15-9f72-22dc337ac2b5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Fight over coffee leads to death - 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You have been warned! THIS SHOW: I gotta new black friend - Cleaning out my closet - New girl at Wal Mart - People with horses live like shit - New item was delivered - Making TikTok muffins - and so much more happen this week   ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">DeaconLive2025.podbean.com/d2721462-82b1-39fa-af77-aa5b7e01087c</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2026 21:41:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69538838/dl_50_pity_party6bnub.mp3" length="44772731" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. We will be back soon but for now sit back and enjoy the THIS IS 50 Podcast that broadcasts every Friday at 3pm EST  - AND REMEMBER!!! NO Family Members are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. We will be back soon but for now sit back and enjoy the THIS IS 50 Podcast that broadcasts every Friday at 3pm EST  - AND REMEMBER!!! NO Family Members are allowed to listen. You have been warned! THIS SHOW: I gotta new black friend - Cleaning out my closet - New girl at Wal Mart - People with horses live like shit - New item was delivered - Making TikTok muffins - and so much more happen this week   ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3731</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive Podcast Presents (This Is 50: Happy Birthday to Me)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-podcast-presents-this-is-50-happy-birthday-to-me--69444701</link><description><![CDATA[The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. We will be back soon but for now sit back and enjoy the THIS IS 50 Podcast that broadcasts every Friday at 3pm EST  - AND REMEMBER!!! 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You have been warned!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3546</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive Podcast Presents (This Is 50: Just Neighbors)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-podcast-presents-this-is-50-just-neighbors--69343785</link><description><![CDATA[The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. We will be back soon but for now sit back and enjoy the THIS IS 50 Podcast that broadcasts every Friday at 3pm EST  - AND REMEMBER!!! NO Family Members are allowed to listen. You have been warned! THIS SHOW: A New Year's Eve Debate - Too much ham - Returning online gifts - A.I. cuts down my work load  - No Christmas cards this year - Running on "God's Shoes" and so much more happened this week ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">DeaconLive2025.podbean.com/c131e1ff-f0db-3a47-bc78-7df022c2499a</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2026 18:07:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69343785/dl_50_just_neighbors8is3b.mp3" length="46163594" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. We will be back soon but for now sit back and enjoy the THIS IS 50 Podcast that broadcasts every Friday at 3pm EST  - AND REMEMBER!!! NO Family Members are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. We will be back soon but for now sit back and enjoy the THIS IS 50 Podcast that broadcasts every Friday at 3pm EST  - AND REMEMBER!!! NO Family Members are allowed to listen. You have been warned! 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You have been warned!  THIS SHOW: 6pm cut off - Yelling at old ladies - My Dentist issues - Shitting in a small bathroom - Weird stomach muscle twitches - Dealing with new "Neighbor" friends on our channel - Facebook posting on What's Up (blank) and so much more happened this week      ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3643</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive Podcast Presents (THIS IS 50: Cancelled)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-podcast-presents-this-is-50-cancelled--69033339</link><description><![CDATA[The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. 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You have been warned!  THIS SHOW: Second round of goodies FAIL - Cracker Barrell observation - Dad was in an accident - War of the Roses - Burning Chicken Shit - I warned the Family  - Lowe's vs Home Depot installation - AUDI Issues - all this and so much more ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3915</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - (This Is 50) Books Free Books</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-this-is-50-books-free-books--68907985</link><description><![CDATA[We had a family issue during the taping of the past DeaconLive. We were able to do the Friday Podcast of "This Is 50." 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Boat fight on the water in Maryland - Micro dosing helps your penis - Proof that Florida isn't real - Tea bagging your car when it's cold - Death on a cruise line again - Air BNB hacks we didn't know we needed and so much more  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3543</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - "Change"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-change--68559391</link><description><![CDATA[Unlimited PTO - No more pennies - THC drinks might be banned - VIBE'scamming' - Baker Act for the Island Boi's - Lion's Mane is the next herbal trend - Demon's are among us at McDonald's - all this and so much more ..... ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">DeaconLive2025.podbean.com/d7b10347-b244-3e0d-91b4-cab650a9681f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2025 23:06:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68559391/dl_changesbvhpd.mp3" length="43714145" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Unlimited PTO - No more pennies - THC drinks might be banned - VIBE'scamming' - Baker Act for the Island Boi's - Lion's Mane is the next herbal trend - Demon's are among us at McDonald's - all this and so much more ..... </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Unlimited PTO - No more pennies - THC drinks might be banned - VIBE'scamming' - Baker Act for the Island Boi's - Lion's Mane is the next herbal trend - Demon's are among us at McDonald's - all this and so much more ..... ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3643</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Enshittification</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-enshittification--68438801</link><description><![CDATA[Fight in a Texas Bass Pro Shop - UPS plane crash details - 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Christmas plane crash details - Winter tea challenge - Missing FEDEX packages - Jesus Wrestling]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3643</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Down in His Story</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-down-in-his-story--63381235</link><description><![CDATA[Retail employees with body cams - Toy Truck Heist - Baby chicken wins vs Adult male - You'll Meth your eyes out kid - Washing your Christmas tree - Your version of Rudolph]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/139922397/deaconlive-down-in-his-story/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 20:54:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63381235/deaconlive_down_in_his_story.mp3" length="43714017" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Retail employees with body cams - Toy Truck Heist - Baby chicken wins vs Adult male - You'll Meth your eyes out kid - Washing your Christmas tree - Your version of Rudolph</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Retail employees with body cams - Toy Truck Heist - Baby chicken wins vs Adult male - You'll Meth your eyes out kid - Washing your Christmas tree - Your version of Rudolph]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3643</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Is He a Hero?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-is-he-a-hero--63285191</link><description><![CDATA[Baby on board signs - Hidden yard money - Ax the Tax in Canada - WTF 2025 - Bad reviews for McDonald's - Subaru Outback return gone bad - Daniel Penny verdict and the outtakes - all this and so much more]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/139615655/deaconlive-is-he-a-hero/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2024 23:00:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63285191/deaconlive_is_he_a_hero.mp3" length="44426846" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Baby on board signs - 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Hiring New Collar Workers - Negative double digits in Chicago affects driving - The future of food shopping  with A.I. - UPDATE: guy that attacked judge - Woman frozen alive in a garbage can</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: "Cover Your Nose" Trend - Hiring New Collar Workers - Negative double digits in Chicago affects driving - The future of food shopping  with A.I. - UPDATE: guy that attacked judge - Woman frozen alive in a garbage can]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3750</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Lazy Girl Jobs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-lazy-girl-jobs--58193070</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Your New Years Predictions - 90210 members fights a bunch of bikers - People leaving the US for better life - New Jersey residents thank Jerry Seinfeld - Nostradamus gets it right again - Fat Joe looks like Jada Pinkett]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/128222353/deaconlive-lazy-girl-jobs/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2024 23:28:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58193070/deaconlive_lazy_girl_jobs.mp3" length="52828139" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Your New Years Predictions - 90210 members fights a bunch of bikers - People leaving the US for better life - New Jersey residents thank Jerry Seinfeld - Nostradamus gets it right again - Fat Joe looks like Jada Pinkett</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Your New Years Predictions - 90210 members fights a bunch of bikers - People leaving the US for better life - New Jersey residents thank Jerry Seinfeld - Nostradamus gets it right again - Fat Joe looks like Jada Pinkett]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4403</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - 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CHAT GPT Christmas List - Bass Pro Shop fishing - Zombie Deer - Window seat issues - King Arthur's Cookies - Too Fat to coach - No more of these cars in 2024 - $5 into $500k]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4259</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - What's Your Lottery Story</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-what-s-your-lottery-story--58077705</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: High Tesla Insurance - Mummer's the word - Coffee Black Out - Do you have the right ham - Toilet to Tap in Cali - Google Play Pays out - No-one under 1 yo gets Christmas presents - Fresh Express won't let me be a vegan]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/127906841/deaconlive-whats-your-lottery-story/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2023 22:34:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58077705/deaconlive_what_s_your_lottery_story.mp3" length="45316786" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: High Tesla Insurance - Mummer's the word - Coffee Black Out - Do you have the right ham - Toilet to Tap in Cali - Google Play Pays out - No-one under 1 yo gets Christmas presents - Fresh Express won't let me be a vegan</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: High Tesla Insurance - Mummer's the word - Coffee Black Out - Do you have the right ham - Toilet to Tap in Cali - Google Play Pays out - No-one under 1 yo gets Christmas presents - Fresh Express won't let me be a vegan]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3777</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Higher Mating Value</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-higher-mating-value--58002228</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Bad Egg Business - The Twin Test "Meat or Potatoes" - GM kills CarPlay and Android Auto - SmileDirectClub shuts down - We lost Cookie - Cyber Truck got stuck - Married couple shot to death - Nobody cares about your cake]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/127814369/deaconlive-higher-mating-value/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2023 22:37:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58002228/deaconlive_higher_mating_value.mp3" length="46817050" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Bad Egg Business - The Twin Test "Meat or Potatoes" - GM kills CarPlay and Android Auto - SmileDirectClub shuts down - We lost Cookie - Cyber Truck got stuck - Married couple shot to death - Nobody cares about your cake</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Bad Egg Business - The Twin Test "Meat or Potatoes" - GM kills CarPlay and Android Auto - SmileDirectClub shuts down - We lost Cookie - Cyber Truck got stuck - Married couple shot to death - Nobody cares about your cake]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3902</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Things of That Nature</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-things-of-that-nature--57854625</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Red Lobster is seeing Red  - Who killed the Tutor for curiosity - EV cars are out of juice - A China rocket hit the moon - Lay's chip are gonna suck soon - Walmart makes a strong run at Amazon]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/125705142/deaconlive-things-of-that-nature/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2023 23:11:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57854625/deaconlive_things_of_that_nature.mp3" length="46624893" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Red Lobster is seeing Red  - Who killed the Tutor for curiosity - EV cars are out of juice - A China rocket hit the moon - Lay's chip are gonna suck soon - Walmart makes a strong run at Amazon</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Red Lobster is seeing Red  - Who killed the Tutor for curiosity - EV cars are out of juice - A China rocket hit the moon - Lay's chip are gonna suck soon - Walmart makes a strong run at Amazon]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3886</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Seeking Arrangements</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-seeking-arrangements--57785784</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Tofukey ingredients - K9 Covid - Upset concert goers - Mom goes to middle school - Where did my comment go on facebook - The Cluster Custer fuck up - Dont blame Tay Tay - Naked lady in an airport tripping on mushrooms - Robbery of a Sugar Daddy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/123195114/deaconlive-seeking-arrangements/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2023 17:01:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57785784/deaconlive_seeking_arrangements.mp3" length="43873573" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Tofukey ingredients - K9 Covid - Upset concert goers - Mom goes to middle school - Where did my comment go on facebook - The Cluster Custer fuck up - Dont blame Tay Tay - Naked lady in an airport tripping on mushrooms - Robbery of a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Tofukey ingredients - K9 Covid - Upset concert goers - Mom goes to middle school - Where did my comment go on facebook - The Cluster Custer fuck up - Dont blame Tay Tay - Naked lady in an airport tripping on mushrooms - Robbery of a Sugar Daddy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3657</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Vanity!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-vanity--57654743</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: A deer caught in seasonal décor - You puke you clean - Planes are melting on the tarmac - Hockey player says "off with his head" - Eye drops do kill - No hangover beer - EV is not for me -  Grammy Nom will not STFU on a plane]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/122408438/deaconlive-vanity/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2023 23:17:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57654743/deaconlive_vanity.mp3" length="45845053" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: A deer caught in seasonal décor - You puke you clean - Planes are melting on the tarmac - Hockey player says "off with his head" - Eye drops do kill - No hangover beer - EV is not for me -  Grammy Nom will not STFU on a plane</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: A deer caught in seasonal décor - You puke you clean - Planes are melting on the tarmac - Hockey player says "off with his head" - Eye drops do kill - No hangover beer - EV is not for me -  Grammy Nom will not STFU on a plane]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3821</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Authenticity Guarantee</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-authenticity-guarantee--57565041</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Killer Chef and Dentist - Raking leaves are ruining the planet - Wal Mart is going silent everyday from 8-10am - Ebay is making a push for buyers - "Chevy Silverado got hit by a reindeer" - Double D's save a mans life]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/122339835/deaconlive-authenticity-guarantee/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2023 22:14:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57565041/deaconlive_authenticity_guarantee.mp3" length="43873573" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Killer Chef and Dentist - Raking leaves are ruining the planet - Wal Mart is going silent everyday from 8-10am - Ebay is making a push for buyers - "Chevy Silverado got hit by a reindeer" - Double D's save a mans life</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Killer Chef and Dentist - Raking leaves are ruining the planet - Wal Mart is going silent everyday from 8-10am - Ebay is making a push for buyers - "Chevy Silverado got hit by a reindeer" - Double D's save a mans life]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3657</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - I'm Not a Killer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-i-m-not-a-killer--57478582</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Well done Wal-Mart - An "AIR BNB" Batty house - Birds are racist - PIG MAN # 2 dies - Theme park shooter kills himself first - Big Baby Births - Daylight saving time facts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/122261439/deaconlive-im-not-a-killer/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2023 23:22:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57478582/deaconlive_i_m_not_a_killer.mp3" length="43873573" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Well done Wal-Mart - An "AIR BNB" Batty house - Birds are racist - PIG MAN # 2 dies - Theme park shooter kills himself first - Big Baby Births - Daylight saving time facts</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Well done Wal-Mart - An "AIR BNB" Batty house - Birds are racist - PIG MAN # 2 dies - Theme park shooter kills himself first - Big Baby Births - Daylight saving time facts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3657</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Death By ...</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-death-by--57386228</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Metal in your chocolate - 1000 year old faces on rocks - Jamias Vu - Rapeseeds - MI car thieves - Get off my plane "DogLady" - Listen up "Fatties" - The Paris Water head baby]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/122166931/deaconlive-death-by/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2023 22:53:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57386228/deaconlive_death_by.mp3" length="43873573" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Metal in your chocolate - 1000 year old faces on rocks - Jamias Vu - Rapeseeds - MI car thieves - Get off my plane "DogLady" - Listen up "Fatties" - The Paris Water head baby</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Metal in your chocolate - 1000 year old faces on rocks - Jamias Vu - Rapeseeds - MI car thieves - Get off my plane "DogLady" - Listen up "Fatties" - The Paris Water head baby]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3657</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - People Are Sick</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-people-are-sick--57297653</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Interview with the CEO Tim Flatt from Realtime Voice Analyzer - TFW - Law Suit about "Chic Fil A"  overcharging - Kidnappers got the wrong guy - Missing pet scam - Monster truck tricks]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/120868741/deaconlive-people-are-sick/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2023 22:43:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57297653/deaconlive_people_are_sick.mp3" length="48133308" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Interview with the CEO Tim Flatt from Realtime Voice Analyzer - TFW - Law Suit about "Chic Fil A"  overcharging - Kidnappers got the wrong guy - Missing pet scam - Monster truck tricks</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Interview with the CEO Tim Flatt from Realtime Voice Analyzer - TFW - Law Suit about "Chic Fil A"  overcharging - Kidnappers got the wrong guy - Missing pet scam - Monster truck tricks]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4012</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - America's Favorite Buddy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-america-s-favorite-buddy--57201149</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Story behind the 9/11 water guy - Update on Mary Lou Retton - Cali law says you can fix it yourself - Hot "prairie" dogs are a thing - FCC found phones in jail - Don't marry this guy on a dick]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/120772351/deaconlive-americas-favorite-buddy/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2023 22:04:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57201149/deaconlive_america_s_favorite_buddy.mp3" length="43873573" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Story behind the 9/11 water guy - Update on Mary Lou Retton - Cali law says you can fix it yourself - Hot "prairie" dogs are a thing - FCC found phones in jail - Don't marry this guy on a dick</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Story behind the 9/11 water guy - Update on Mary Lou Retton - Cali law says you can fix it yourself - Hot "prairie" dogs are a thing - FCC found phones in jail - Don't marry this guy on a dick]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3657</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Is it Worth it?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-is-it-worth-it--57100546</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: The great pumpkin Charlie Brown - Bone Smashing - A $500K reward - Hydrants on your lawn - Hiking in Alabama - Wendy's vs McDonald's court decision]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/119231713/deaconlive-is-it-worth-it/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2023 23:28:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57100546/deaconlive_is_it_worth_it.mp3" length="45034663" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: The great pumpkin Charlie Brown - Bone Smashing - A $500K reward - Hydrants on your lawn - Hiking in Alabama - Wendy's vs McDonald's court decision</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: The great pumpkin Charlie Brown - Bone Smashing - A $500K reward - Hydrants on your lawn - Hiking in Alabama - Wendy's vs McDonald's court decision]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3753</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - New Studio</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-new-studio--56965284</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Welcome back after the strike - Truth behind the Hurt Dog Scam - The Fall season kills kids - The White Font Hack - Drinking around the world]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/118987643/deaconlive-new-studio/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2023 21:05:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56965284/deaconlive_new_studio.mp3" length="44755048" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Welcome back after the strike - Truth behind the Hurt Dog Scam - The Fall season kills kids - The White Font Hack - Drinking around the world</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Welcome back after the strike - Truth behind the Hurt Dog Scam - The Fall season kills kids - The White Font Hack - Drinking around the world]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3730</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - POY</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-poy--56581896</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Are you "IJBOL" - No more Hurricane food from Publix - India lands on the south pole - The Ink cartridges SCAM - Coffee makes concrete - 10yo locked up for peeing - Pizza Box hack]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/116651684/deaconlive-poy/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2023 20:07:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56581896/deaconlive_poy.mp3" length="41118176" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Are you "IJBOL" - No more Hurricane food from Publix - India lands on the south pole - The Ink cartridges SCAM - Coffee makes concrete - 10yo locked up for peeing - Pizza Box hack</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Are you "IJBOL" - No more Hurricane food from Publix - India lands on the south pole - The Ink cartridges SCAM - Coffee makes concrete - 10yo locked up for peeing - Pizza Box hack]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3427</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Shit Ton of Shit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-shit-ton-of-shit--56493000</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Travis says he is "SORRY" - Pay the media kids - The New Beef People - House goes BOOM! - Whore houses in Queens - Taco Bell Scam? - 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Bond no Bond for the bride killer - FU I QUIT!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3667</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Skimmer Scammers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-skimmer-scammers--56253010</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Pioneer Woman - 100% Natural Cookies from Trader Joe's - Facebook Payback - No Halloween Candy - Raw Dog Protection - The Seinfeld Scam - Nat'l Mustard Day snack]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/111049311/deaconlive-skimmer-scammers/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2023 20:17:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56253010/deaconlive_skimmer_scammers.mp3" length="44084609" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Pioneer Woman - 100% Natural Cookies from Trader Joe's - Facebook Payback - No Halloween Candy - Raw Dog Protection - The Seinfeld Scam - Nat'l Mustard Day snack</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Pioneer Woman - 100% Natural Cookies from Trader Joe's - Facebook Payback - No Halloween Candy - Raw Dog Protection - The Seinfeld Scam - Nat'l Mustard Day snack]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3674</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - UnHoused</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-unhoused--56159739</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Cat Pervert - New Beatle Podcast - Miranda is back in the news - UPS scam - Internet viral photo tries to kill his wife - Rock Cairns - Land"scraper" - Taco Tuesday has new life - Mark's Dead]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/109541060/deaconlive-unhoused/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2023 21:05:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56159739/deaconlive_unhoused.mp3" length="43872970" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Cat Pervert - 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I'm an NPC - Miranda can't Sing anymore - A Bloody flight - RUDY UPDATE - Beer tanning - "Sup Smokie?"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: This week in failed robberies - I'm an NPC - Miranda can't Sing anymore - A Bloody flight - RUDY UPDATE - Beer tanning - "Sup Smokie?"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3657</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Four Floors of Whores</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-four-floors-of-whores--56007118</link><description><![CDATA[Join the Best Podcast for Social Media News!!This Episode: Rudy is found - Burning Amazon Truck - Killer Forklift - Stupid flying car - You aren't real - Menopause Colon Cancer - Talk to the Jolly Rodger]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/104593467/deaconlive-four-floors-or-whores/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2023 20:40:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56007118/deaconlive_four_floors_of_whores.mp3" length="39329544" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join the Best Podcast for Social Media News!!This Episode: Rudy is found - Burning Amazon Truck - Killer Forklift - Stupid flying car - You aren't real - Menopause Colon Cancer - Talk to the Jolly Rodger</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join the Best Podcast for Social Media News!!This Episode: Rudy is found - Burning Amazon Truck - Killer Forklift - Stupid flying car - You aren't real - Menopause Colon Cancer - Talk to the Jolly Rodger]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3278</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLIve - Get Your Shit Together</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-get-your-shit-together--55429912</link><description><![CDATA[Join the #1 downloaded podcast for Social NEWSThis Episode: Seltzer water gives you stones - Temu buys - Hoppy Beer - Plane Suicide - Pickleball is killing health care - Caught on tape "Grimace Scenes on tiktok" - Enjoy a new "Ear Worm"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/102759687/deaconlive-get-your-shit-together/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2023 21:20:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/55429912/deaconlive_get_your_shit_together.mp3" length="36584493" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join the #1 downloaded podcast for Social NEWSThis Episode: Seltzer water gives you stones - Temu buys - Hoppy Beer - Plane Suicide - Pickleball is killing health care - Caught on tape "Grimace Scenes on tiktok" - Enjoy a new "Ear Worm"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join the #1 downloaded podcast for Social NEWSThis Episode: Seltzer water gives you stones - Temu buys - Hoppy Beer - Plane Suicide - Pickleball is killing health care - Caught on tape "Grimace Scenes on tiktok" - Enjoy a new "Ear Worm"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3049</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Canon Event</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-canon-event--54653477</link><description><![CDATA[Listen to the #1 podcast for updated social news This Episode: Complete details on the lost "Titan Sub" - Polaris maintenance - Jugging Arrests - Revived dead lady update - McChairs - facebook Marketplace hacks - Fake Priest in the work place]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/101947247/deaconlive-canon-event/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2023 22:47:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54653477/deaconlive_canon_event.mp3" length="39497564" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Listen to the #1 podcast for updated social news This Episode: Complete details on the lost "Titan Sub" - Polaris maintenance - Jugging Arrests - Revived dead lady update - McChairs - facebook Marketplace hacks - Fake Priest in the work place</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Listen to the #1 podcast for updated social news This Episode: Complete details on the lost "Titan Sub" - Polaris maintenance - Jugging Arrests - Revived dead lady update - McChairs - facebook Marketplace hacks - Fake Priest in the work place]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3292</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - I Pee Freely</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-i-pee-freely--54411145</link><description><![CDATA[Join the #1 Entertainment News source for 2023This Episode: Bye Big Wheel - Kids on Acid - Swim Bladders - "I'm Not Dead" - Vacations will kill you - Where's my Basil? - Don't Bite me Bro - Bad Police]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/98229191/deaconlive-i-pee-freely/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2023 21:24:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54411145/deaconlive_i_pee_freely.mp3" length="38427038" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join the #1 Entertainment News source for 2023This Episode: Bye Big Wheel - Kids on Acid - Swim Bladders - "I'm Not Dead" - Vacations will kill you - Where's my Basil? - Don't Bite me Bro - Bad Police</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join the #1 Entertainment News source for 2023This Episode: Bye Big Wheel - Kids on Acid - Swim Bladders - "I'm Not Dead" - Vacations will kill you - Where's my Basil? - Don't Bite me Bro - Bad Police]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3201</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - My Hypothesis</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-my-hypothesis--54133252</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: How to gain 85 minutes of sleep per night - Ozempic Butt - Do women smell better - 3 legs vs 4 legs - Old OLD Flames get married - The best Sunglasses - The Berberine drug - Is bigger tits better for free drinks]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/97123272/deaconlive-my-hypothesis/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2023 22:17:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54133252/deaconlive_my_hypothesis.mp3" length="43873018" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: How to gain 85 minutes of sleep per night - Ozempic Butt - Do women smell better - 3 legs vs 4 legs - Old OLD Flames get married - The best Sunglasses - The Berberine drug - Is bigger tits better for free drinks</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: How to gain 85 minutes of sleep per night - Ozempic Butt - Do women smell better - 3 legs vs 4 legs - Old OLD Flames get married - The best Sunglasses - The Berberine drug - Is bigger tits better for free drinks]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3657</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - 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Hot Showers are bad - Hugs not Thugs - NYPD Courtesy Cards - Skiplagging - Kids for hire - Popper Party - Duke boys jumps - Banana Brushing]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3681</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Savannah Trip</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-savannah-trip--53990778</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Weiner to Frank - Chroming  Kills - Beer Palm - Im a Bunny - Bad Baby Names - Dog family training - Savannah, GA (sux)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/96751747/deaconlive-savannah-trip/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2023 00:11:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53990778/deaconlive_savannah_trip.mp3" length="49199730" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Weiner to Frank - 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Stay in the Bag</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-stay-in-the-bag--53658692</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Don't drink on cruise ships - Bee Space - Spring break to die for - Boy got ballz deep into golf - Meth Mom on NewsNation - Pine Straw mafia - Kevin and Kellie had a baby - Oodles of Doodles]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/95973663/deaconlive-stay-in-the-bag/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2023 21:26:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53658692/deaconlive_stay_in_the_bag.mp3" length="33940928" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Don't drink on cruise ships - Bee Space - Spring break to die for - Boy got ballz deep into golf - Meth Mom on NewsNation - Pine Straw mafia - Kevin and Kellie had a baby - Oodles of Doodles</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Don't drink on cruise ships - Bee Space - Spring break to die for - Boy got ballz deep into golf - Meth Mom on NewsNation - Pine Straw mafia - Kevin and Kellie had a baby - Oodles of Doodles]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2829</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - No More Hangovers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-no-more-hangovers--53594442</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Little kids breaking into the White House - Free money on the highway - Don't mail that letter after 4:45pm - Queso gun combo - Do you need help down under to have kids]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/95778673/deaconlive-no-more-hangovers/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2023 22:59:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53594442/deaconlive_no_more_hangovers.mp3" length="32917137" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Little kids breaking into the White House - Free money on the highway - Don't mail that letter after 4:45pm - Queso gun combo - Do you need help down under to have kids</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Little kids breaking into the White House - Free money on the highway - Don't mail that letter after 4:45pm - Queso gun combo - Do you need help down under to have kids]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2744</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - There's a Deadline</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-there-s-a-deadline--53518173</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Do you have OLD BLOOD? - Facebook Puppy Scam - Ear seeds to stop pain - Coffee breath hygiene - Home Depot Dog Accident - Using Lasers can get you 2 years in jail - Thieves really want your car's headlights - 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More Deathier</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-more-deathier--53456871</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: CASH APP death - CHATgpt suicide - Easter Egg Haunt - Death to batteries - Death to Butch Bushwacker - Death to 1962 Vette - Death to Bud Light]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/95388825/deaconlive-more-deathier/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2023 23:03:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53456871/deaconlive_more_deathier.mp3" length="43574533" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: CASH APP death - CHATgpt suicide - Easter Egg Haunt - Death to batteries - Death to Butch Bushwacker - Death to 1962 Vette - Death to Bud Light</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: CASH APP death - CHATgpt suicide - Easter Egg Haunt - Death to batteries - Death to Butch Bushwacker - Death to 1962 Vette - Death to Bud Light]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3632</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - 9 Years</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-9-years--53384808</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Waffle House Seats - Baby Danielle - Gwyneth PLOWtro - Carvana selling stolen cars - NFL number Zero - Easter Cheese vs Chocolate - Baby Danielle - eHarmony vs Match.com]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/95191086/deaconlive-9-years/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2023 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53384808/deaconlive_9_years.mp3" length="41917157" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Waffle House Seats - Baby Danielle - Gwyneth PLOWtro - Carvana selling stolen cars - NFL number Zero - Easter Cheese vs Chocolate - Baby Danielle - eHarmony vs Match.com</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Waffle House Seats - Baby Danielle - Gwyneth PLOWtro - Carvana selling stolen cars - NFL number Zero - Easter Cheese vs Chocolate - Baby Danielle - eHarmony vs Match.com]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3494</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Equal Value</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-equal-value--53326808</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Cat in the Hat Riddle - Glass Child Affect - Candida Aurius - Plant based chocolates - Prego job hunting - " Piece of Pizza" - A cursed cake - AND soo much more !!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://blubrry.com/deaconlive/94984728/deaconlive-equal-value/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2023 21:34:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53326808/deaconlive_equal_value.mp3" length="41017553" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode: Cat in the Hat Riddle - Glass Child Affect - Candida Aurius - Plant based chocolates - Prego job hunting - " Piece of Pizza" - A cursed cake - AND soo much more !!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode: Cat in the Hat Riddle - Glass Child Affect - Candida Aurius - Plant based chocolates - Prego job hunting - " Piece of Pizza" - A cursed cake - AND soo much more !!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3417</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Get Something, Do Something</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-get-something-do-something--46356497</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode: Food from plastic - That's MY dress - Planes falling out of the sky - Following Bearsun - Tesla underwater - Loud pipes cost $$ - Drop off fees - Happy cat app - 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No Mo mayo]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6217</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Searching in a Snowstorm</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-searching-in-a-snowstorm--43773555</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode:<br />Weed is always better - Lithium battery explosion - Story behind Dr Seuss - Back from the dead app - MyHeritage - StarBase, TX - Linkin Fails - Texas is Cured - Holy Trinity - Free ballers - Boca Chica - Barf Dart - Zion Williamson - DearMoon - Elonville or Muskland? - Deep Fakes]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blubrry.com/deaconlive/74498398/deaconlive-searching-in-a-snowstorm/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2021 01:28:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43773555/deaconlive_searching_in_a_snowstorm.mp3" length="27977742" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode:
Weed is always better - Lithium battery explosion - Story behind Dr Seuss - Back from the dead app - MyHeritage - StarBase, TX - Linkin Fails - Texas is Cured - Holy Trinity - Free ballers - Boca Chica - Barf Dart - Zion Williamson -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode:<br />Weed is always better - Lithium battery explosion - Story behind Dr Seuss - Back from the dead app - MyHeritage - StarBase, TX - Linkin Fails - Texas is Cured - Holy Trinity - Free ballers - Boca Chica - Barf Dart - Zion Williamson - DearMoon - Elonville or Muskland? - Deep Fakes]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3496</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Where to Start, Where to Stop</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-where-to-start-where-to-stop--43773556</link><description><![CDATA[This Episode:<br />The Muppet Show disclaimer - Grease is Rapey - This week in TIKTOK challenges - Podcast Fees - Story behind American Airlines - RIP Daft Punk - Assembly Required - Pure Unacceptable Laziness - RVezy - Imma Diva - Your name on a rover - Jennifer Aniston voice tick - Carrot Ring]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blubrry.com/deaconlive/74228341/deaconlive-where-to-start-where-to-stop/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2021 01:09:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43773556/deaconlive_where_to_start_where_to_stop.mp3" length="30198782" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Episode:
The Muppet Show disclaimer - Grease is Rapey - This week in TIKTOK challenges - Podcast Fees - Story behind American Airlines - RIP Daft Punk - Assembly Required - Pure Unacceptable Laziness - RVezy - Imma Diva - Your name on a rover -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Episode:<br />The Muppet Show disclaimer - Grease is Rapey - This week in TIKTOK challenges - Podcast Fees - Story behind American Airlines - RIP Daft Punk - Assembly Required - Pure Unacceptable Laziness - RVezy - Imma Diva - Your name on a rover - Jennifer Aniston voice tick - Carrot Ring]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3773</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Electricity Island</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-electricity-island--43555830</link><description><![CDATA[This Week's Episode:<br />Transjaking - Gronk - Texas Power - Not a Cat - Roof Shoes - Angry Dragon - Sleep walking wife - Frozen Turbines - Mylk - CBD oils - NUTmobile - Tax Tips - Grandma stealing mail - Breast vs Chest - Cat Apps  - Giant Veiny Penis]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blubrry.com/deaconlive/73957238/deaconlive-electricity-island/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2021 00:21:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43555830/deaconlive_electricity_island.mp3" length="29695131" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Week's Episode:
Transjaking - Gronk - Texas Power - Not a Cat - Roof Shoes - Angry Dragon - Sleep walking wife - Frozen Turbines - Mylk - CBD oils - NUTmobile - Tax Tips - Grandma stealing mail - Breast vs Chest - Cat Apps  - Giant Veiny Penis</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Week's Episode:<br />Transjaking - Gronk - Texas Power - Not a Cat - Roof Shoes - Angry Dragon - Sleep walking wife - Frozen Turbines - Mylk - CBD oils - NUTmobile - Tax Tips - Grandma stealing mail - Breast vs Chest - Cat Apps  - Giant Veiny Penis]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3710</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DeaconLive - Product Knowledge</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/deaconlive-product-knowledge--43298247</link><description><![CDATA[This week's Episode:<br />Box store vs Deacon again - 2 handed card games - Euchre - Rummy - Dry January - Dan from the best podcast currently downloaded " Is This Going Somewhere?" - Online shopping/returns - Weight loss trends - Face beards - This week in pickles - Polar Cup -  Blacklist audition scam - Whole30 - McUniversity]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blubrry.com/deaconlive/72931850/deaconlive-product-knowledge/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2021 02:03:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43298247/deaconlive_product_knowledge.mp3" length="30917530" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>DeaconLive</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week's Episode:
Box store vs Deacon again - 2 handed card games - Euchre - Rummy - Dry January - Dan from the best podcast currently downloaded " Is This Going Somewhere?" - Online shopping/returns - Weight loss trends - Face beards - This week...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week's Episode:<br />Box store vs Deacon again - 2 handed card games - Euchre - Rummy - Dry January - Dan from the best podcast currently downloaded " Is This Going Somewhere?" - Online shopping/returns - Weight loss trends - Face beards - This week in pickles - Polar Cup -  Blacklist audition scam - Whole30 - McUniversity]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3865</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae75405231f79a53c6e2b2d4b3e5f48e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
