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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Florida Men</title><link>https://floridamenpodcast.com</link><description><![CDATA[The Official Podcast of Florida Man. Every week Joel & Phil share stories from the shady side of the Sunshine State, starring America's most prolific criminal.<br /> <br />Part true crime, part comedy, all weird. This show is about the kind of stuff that only happens in the state where everybody is crazy from the heat.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/4107282/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>True Crime</category><copyright>© 2018-2020 Shady Side Media. All Rights Reserved.</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8f6cbb912de310d9883970d3e10bd5c8.jpg</url><title>Florida Men</title><link>https://floridamenpodcast.com</link></image><lastBuildDate>Mon, 10 Feb 2025 15:18:42 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Shady Side Media</itunes:name><itunes:email>floridamenpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8f6cbb912de310d9883970d3e10bd5c8.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>The Official Podcast of Florida Man. Part true crime, part comedy, all weird.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Official Podcast of Florida Man. Every week Joel & Phil share stories from the shady side of the Sunshine State, starring America's most prolific criminal.<br /> <br />Part true crime, part comedy, all weird. This show is about the kind of stuff that only happens in the state where everybody is crazy from the heat.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="True Crime"/><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"><itunes:category text="Places &amp; Travel"/></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>Joel's New Show! Florida Man News</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/joel-s-new-show-florida-man-news--49510108</link><description><![CDATA[Hey everybody, it's Joel.<br /><br />I wanted to thank you all for listening to Florida Men, and let you know that I have a new podcast called Florida Man News. It's on the Florida Podcast Network and you can find it in your favorite podcast app. It's a bit different format from Florida Men, but it's the same crazy Florida Man and Florida Woman stories.<br /><br />Episode 1 of Florida Man News releases Friday, April 22nd, but I've got a preview for you now. To hear more, just search for Florida Man News in your podcast app and follow or subscribe now so you get the first episode right away.<br /><br />Thanks for listening to this highlight clip for Florida Man News. <br /><br />You can subscribe/follow here: <a href="https://linktr.ee/flmannews" rel="noopener">https://linktr.ee/flmannews</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49510108</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2022 22:09:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49510108/florida_men_teaser.mp3" length="10128648" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3bd3d8e5-edb2-4f51-9688-c8fd183f554f/3bd3d8e5-edb2-4f51-9688-c8fd183f554f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3bd3d8e5-edb2-4f51-9688-c8fd183f554f/3bd3d8e5-edb2-4f51-9688-c8fd183f554f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3bd3d8e5-edb2-4f51-9688-c8fd183f554f/3bd3d8e5-edb2-4f51-9688-c8fd183f554f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey everybody, it's Joel.&#13;
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I wanted to thank you all for listening to Florida Men, and let you know that I have a new podcast called Florida Man News. It's on the Florida Podcast Network and you can find it in your favorite podcast app. It's a bit...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey everybody, it's Joel.<br /><br />I wanted to thank you all for listening to Florida Men, and let you know that I have a new podcast called Florida Man News. It's on the Florida Podcast Network and you can find it in your favorite podcast app. It's a bit different format from Florida Men, but it's the same crazy Florida Man and Florida Woman stories.<br /><br />Episode 1 of Florida Man News releases Friday, April 22nd, but I've got a preview for you now. To hear more, just search for Florida Man News in your podcast app and follow or subscribe now so you get the first episode right away.<br /><br />Thanks for listening to this highlight clip for Florida Man News. <br /><br />You can subscribe/follow here: <a href="https://linktr.ee/flmannews" rel="noopener">https://linktr.ee/flmannews</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>366</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bonita-springs,comedy,daily-show,estero,florida,florida-man,florida-men,florida-woman,floriduh,fort-myers,funny,lol,naples,news,podcast,true-crime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/659fe5e77fd47d9dcbbfcbb731d8ae69.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>162 - Wild Dogs, Dead Birds, and Animatronic Rats</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/162-wild-dogs-dead-birds-and-animatronic-rats--28893122</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 162 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was attacked by a pack of wild dogs, but that wasn’t the deadliest thing that happened to her, Florida Man likes pet birds almost as much as Joel does, Florida Woman proves Joel’s theory about bad pizza still being good TOTALLY WRONG, and Florida Man is running around naked again. Or still. Who the hell can tell?<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Isaiah Velez<br />• Jackie Ronco<br />• Debbie Beaulieu<br />• Charles Entertainment Cheese<br />• Zacharie Nelson<br />• Thomas Morgan<br />• Patricia Lowe<br />• Michael Torres<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Naked Florida Man Bites Elderly Neighbor's Ear, Tries To Stab Him With Broken Glass<br /><a href="https://www.fox13news.com/news/deputies-naked-man-bites-elderly-neighbors-ear-tries-to-stab-him-with-broken-glass" rel="noopener">https://www.fox13news.com/news/deputies-naked-man-bites-elderly-neighbors-ear-tries-to-stab-him-with-broken-glass</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Scammed  $180K Out of Elderly Woman Who Thought The Scammer Was Psychic<br /><a href="https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2020/05/20/st-augustine-medium-charged-with-exploiting-elderly-woman/" rel="noopener">https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2020/05/20/st-augustine-medium-charged-with-exploiting-elderly-woman/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Mauled By Pack Of Dogs, Then Contracts Coronavirus In Rehab<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/05/22/woman-mauled-by-pack-of-dogs-contracts-coronavirus-in-rehab/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2020/05/22/woman-mauled-by-pack-of-dogs-contracts-coronavirus-in-rehab/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Orders Pizza from “Pasqually’s” on GrubHub, Receives “Pizza” From Chuck E. Cheese<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2020/05/19/i-ordered-pizza-from-pasquallys-which-is-chuck-e-cheese-in-disguise/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2020/05/19/i-ordered-pizza-from-pasquallys-which-is-chuck-e-cheese-in-disguise/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Hit His Girlfriend When She Suggested They Go To A Swingers Club<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/swingers-battery-519203" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/swingers-battery-519203</a><br /><br />Florida Man Shoots And Kills Pet Bird... Perched On His Sister’s Shoulder<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-kills-pet-bird-perched-on-sisters-shoulder-holds-gun-to-her-head-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-kills-pet-bird-perched-on-sisters-shoulder-holds-gun-to-her-head-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Grabbing Deputy's Genitals<br /><a href="https://weartv.com/news/local/pensacola-woman-arrested-for-battery-after-grabbing-deputys-genitals" rel="noopener">https://weartv.com/news/local/pensacola-woman-arrested-for-battery-after-grabbing-deputys-genitals</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Treasure Hunter Says He Was Tricked By Con Man Claiming To Be A War Hero Scientist<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2020/05/19/florida-treasure-hunter-says-he-was-tricked-by-con-man-claiming-to-be-a-war-hero-scientist/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2020/05/19/florida-treasure-hunter-says-he-was-tricked-by-con-man-claiming-to-be-a-war-hero-scientist/</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28893122</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2020 13:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/28893122/162_wild_dogs_dead_birds_and_animatronic_rats.mp3" length="41511101" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2a498d7f-e685-45f6-a5de-0ef176381f22/2a498d7f-e685-45f6-a5de-0ef176381f22.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2a498d7f-e685-45f6-a5de-0ef176381f22/2a498d7f-e685-45f6-a5de-0ef176381f22.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2a498d7f-e685-45f6-a5de-0ef176381f22/2a498d7f-e685-45f6-a5de-0ef176381f22.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 162 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was attacked by a pack of wild dogs, but that wasn’t the deadliest thing that happened to her, Florida Man likes pet birds almost as much as Joel does, Florida Woman...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 162 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was attacked by a pack of wild dogs, but that wasn’t the deadliest thing that happened to her, Florida Man likes pet birds almost as much as Joel does, Florida Woman proves Joel’s theory about bad pizza still being good TOTALLY WRONG, and Florida Man is running around naked again. Or still. Who the hell can tell?<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Isaiah Velez<br />• Jackie Ronco<br />• Debbie Beaulieu<br />• Charles Entertainment Cheese<br />• Zacharie Nelson<br />• Thomas Morgan<br />• Patricia Lowe<br />• Michael Torres<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Naked Florida Man Bites Elderly Neighbor's Ear, Tries To Stab Him With Broken Glass<br /><a href="https://www.fox13news.com/news/deputies-naked-man-bites-elderly-neighbors-ear-tries-to-stab-him-with-broken-glass" rel="noopener">https://www.fox13news.com/news/deputies-naked-man-bites-elderly-neighbors-ear-tries-to-stab-him-with-broken-glass</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Scammed  $180K Out of Elderly Woman Who Thought The Scammer Was Psychic<br /><a href="https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2020/05/20/st-augustine-medium-charged-with-exploiting-elderly-woman/" rel="noopener">https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2020/05/20/st-augustine-medium-charged-with-exploiting-elderly-woman/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Mauled By Pack Of Dogs, Then Contracts Coronavirus In Rehab<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/05/22/woman-mauled-by-pack-of-dogs-contracts-coronavirus-in-rehab/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2020/05/22/woman-mauled-by-pack-of-dogs-contracts-coronavirus-in-rehab/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Orders Pizza from “Pasqually’s” on GrubHub, Receives “Pizza” From Chuck E. Cheese<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2020/05/19/i-ordered-pizza-from-pasquallys-which-is-chuck-e-cheese-in-disguise/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2020/05/19/i-ordered-pizza-from-pasquallys-which-is-chuck-e-cheese-in-disguise/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Hit His Girlfriend When She Suggested They Go To A Swingers Club<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/swingers-battery-519203" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/swingers-battery-519203</a><br /><br />Florida Man Shoots And Kills Pet Bird... Perched On His Sister’s Shoulder<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-kills-pet-bird-perched-on-sisters-shoulder-holds-gun-to-her-head-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-kills-pet-bird-perched-on-sisters-shoulder-holds-gun-to-her-head-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Grabbing Deputy's Genitals<br /><a href="https://weartv.com/news/local/pensacola-woman-arrested-for-battery-after-grabbing-deputys-genitals" rel="noopener">https://weartv.com/news/local/pensacola-woman-arrested-for-battery-after-grabbing-deputys-genitals</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Treasure Hunter Says He Was Tricked By Con Man Claiming To Be A War Hero Scientist<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2020/05/19/florida-treasure-hunter-says-he-was-tricked-by-con-man-claiming-to-be-a-war-hero-scientist/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2020/05/19/florida-treasure-hunter-says-he-was-tricked-by-con-man-claiming-to-be-a-war-hero-scientist/</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3418</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/374a6fd58e7bae9e17b72eaa253fdc2d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>160 - Florida Flashers, Barfly Bussers, Poultry Pelter, and Do-Good Diver</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/160-florida-flashers-barfly-bussers-poultry-pelter-and-do-good-diver--28403882</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 160 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man tries to enforce politeness at a liquor store, Florida Man overreacts to a spammy email, Florida Woman calls 911 about a lack of social distancing but refuses to distance herself, and a couple of Florida Men are starving for attention, so they whip out their sausages.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Audra Adams<br />• Robert Sagall<br />• Jennifer Kilpatrick<br />• Thomas Reece<br />• Sebastian Morris<br />• Carter Hess<br />• Jousua Echezarreta<br />• Justin Mosser<br />• Teddy Wilchere Worrell<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Who Tried To Kiss Strangers Calls 911 About Lack Of Social Distancing<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Attacks Shopper Who Didn’t Thank Him For Holding Open Door To Lakeland Liquor Store<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/video-man-attacks-victim-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-open-door-to-lakeland-liquor-store-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/video-man-attacks-victim-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-open-door-to-lakeland-liquor-store-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Threatened Realtor Who Emailed Him About COVID-19<br /><a href="https://bocanewsnow.com/2020/05/16/delray-realtor-admits-to-buying-email-list-blasting-covid-19-information/" rel="noopener">https://bocanewsnow.com/2020/05/16/delray-realtor-admits-to-buying-email-list-blasting-covid-19-information/</a><br /><br />Florida Man In Domestic Poultry Pelting<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/poultry-battery-238467" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/poultry-battery-238467</a><br /><br />Florida Divers Find Prosthetic Leg  In Ocean Off Panama City Beach<br /><a href="https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20200511/divers-find-prosthetic-leg-in-st-andrews-state-park" rel="noopener">https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20200511/divers-find-prosthetic-leg-in-st-andrews-state-park</a><br /><br />Florida Man Exposes Himself To Woman Drinking Her Coffee On Her Porch At Naples Condominium<br /><a href="https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/suspect-exposes-himself-to-woman-drinking-her-coffee-on-her-porch-at-naples-condominium" rel="noopener">https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/suspect-exposes-himself-to-woman-drinking-her-coffee-on-her-porch-at-naples-condominium</a><br /><br />Florida Man Accused Of Exposing Himself Claims He Needed To Air Out<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-accused-of-exposing-himself-claims-he-needed-to-air-out-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-accused-of-exposing-himself-claims-he-needed-to-air-out-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Dog Walking Turns Into Armed Confrontation In PSL<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2020/05/07/police-dog-walking-turns-into-armed-confrontation-port-st-lucie/3089082001/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2020/05/07/police-dog-walking-turns-into-armed-confrontation-port-st-lucie/3089082001/</a><br /><br />Duck Joel and Broke Dick Duck Phil:<br /><a href="https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipP50t5E6OgF5n2QEF_J3uvOdfLWlYpYiG5JqcCMF6-Lfv-KvB3V5qpfUQ3uhFfDUg?key%3DemhwcHlrT0pjaEJ3ajhtZGdRNGN0MU9xeVpaZmFB" rel="noopener">https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipP50t5E6OgF5n2QEF_J3uvOdfLWlYpYiG5JqcCMF6-Lfv-KvB3V5qpfUQ3uhFfDUg?key%3DemhwcHlrT0pjaEJ3ajhtZGdRNGN0MU9xeVpaZmFB</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" 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160 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man tries to enforce politeness at a liquor store, Florida Man overreacts to a spammy email, Florida Woman calls 911 about a lack of social distancing but refuses to distance...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 160 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man tries to enforce politeness at a liquor store, Florida Man overreacts to a spammy email, Florida Woman calls 911 about a lack of social distancing but refuses to distance herself, and a couple of Florida Men are starving for attention, so they whip out their sausages.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Audra Adams<br />• Robert Sagall<br />• Jennifer Kilpatrick<br />• Thomas Reece<br />• Sebastian Morris<br />• Carter Hess<br />• Jousua Echezarreta<br />• Justin Mosser<br />• Teddy Wilchere Worrell<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Who Tried To Kiss Strangers Calls 911 About Lack Of Social Distancing<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Attacks Shopper Who Didn’t Thank Him For Holding Open Door To Lakeland Liquor Store<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/video-man-attacks-victim-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-open-door-to-lakeland-liquor-store-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/video-man-attacks-victim-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-open-door-to-lakeland-liquor-store-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Threatened Realtor Who Emailed Him About COVID-19<br /><a href="https://bocanewsnow.com/2020/05/16/delray-realtor-admits-to-buying-email-list-blasting-covid-19-information/" rel="noopener">https://bocanewsnow.com/2020/05/16/delray-realtor-admits-to-buying-email-list-blasting-covid-19-information/</a><br /><br />Florida Man In Domestic Poultry Pelting<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/poultry-battery-238467" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/poultry-battery-238467</a><br /><br />Florida Divers Find Prosthetic Leg  In Ocean Off Panama City Beach<br /><a href="https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20200511/divers-find-prosthetic-leg-in-st-andrews-state-park" rel="noopener">https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20200511/divers-find-prosthetic-leg-in-st-andrews-state-park</a><br /><br />Florida Man Exposes Himself To Woman Drinking Her Coffee On Her Porch At Naples Condominium<br /><a href="https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/suspect-exposes-himself-to-woman-drinking-her-coffee-on-her-porch-at-naples-condominium" rel="noopener">https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/suspect-exposes-himself-to-woman-drinking-her-coffee-on-her-porch-at-naples-condominium</a><br /><br />Florida Man Accused Of Exposing Himself Claims He Needed To Air Out<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-accused-of-exposing-himself-claims-he-needed-to-air-out-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-accused-of-exposing-himself-claims-he-needed-to-air-out-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Dog Walking Turns Into Armed Confrontation In PSL<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2020/05/07/police-dog-walking-turns-into-armed-confrontation-port-st-lucie/3089082001/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2020/05/07/police-dog-walking-turns-into-armed-confrontation-port-st-lucie/3089082001/</a><br /><br />Duck Joel and Broke Dick Duck Phil:<br /><a href="https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipP50t5E6OgF5n2QEF_J3uvOdfLWlYpYiG5JqcCMF6-Lfv-KvB3V5qpfUQ3uhFfDUg?key%3DemhwcHlrT0pjaEJ3ajhtZGdRNGN0MU9xeVpaZmFB" rel="noopener">https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipP50t5E6OgF5n2QEF_J3uvOdfLWlYpYiG5JqcCMF6-Lfv-KvB3V5qpfUQ3uhFfDUg?key%3DemhwcHlrT0pjaEJ3ajhtZGdRNGN0MU9xeVpaZmFB</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3442</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0f5d37c37b9d36956432600ec4269b25.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>159 - Naked Neighbors, Knifing Ninja, Cadillac Catastrophe, and Over the Limit and Over It All</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/159-naked-neighbors-knifing-ninja-cadillac-catastrophe-and-over-the-limit-and-over-it-all--27724952</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 159 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man really loves his gators…on the grill and on the gridiron, Florida Man is a ninja coming at you, Florida Woman ain’t got time for this bullshit, and Florida Man proves why there should be a driving test every year for senior citizens.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Robert Hartsock<br />• Stephanie Wright<br />• Timothy Gilb<br />• James Ellison<br />• Robin Hamilton<br />• Zantana Shantay Cannon<br />• Some Old Dude Who Shouldn’t Be Driving<br />• Carole Harwood<br />• William Nash<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Arrested After Attack With Homemade Ninja Star<br /><a href="https://weartv.com/news/local/report-man-stabbed-with-homemade-throwing-star-during-downtown-pensacola-fight" rel="noopener">https://weartv.com/news/local/report-man-stabbed-with-homemade-throwing-star-during-downtown-pensacola-fight</a><br /><br />Florida Woman, Busted After Allowing Her Boobs To Break Quarantine<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/garage-exposure-collar-625819" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/garage-exposure-collar-625819</a><br /><br />One Florida Man Finds Another Florida Man Naked in his Pool Cage<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200505/deputies-deltona-resident-finds-naked-man-in-pool-enclosure" rel="noopener">https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200505/deputies-deltona-resident-finds-naked-man-in-pool-enclosure</a><br /><br />Florida Man Steals Gator Meat, ID’d by ‘Gators’ License Plate<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200506/florida-man-steals-gator-meat-idrsquod-by-rsquogatorsrsquo-license-plate-police-say" rel="noopener">https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200506/florida-man-steals-gator-meat-idrsquod-by-rsquogatorsrsquo-license-plate-police-say</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Charged With Setting Fire To Home Over Missing Towel<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2020/05/12/florida-woman-charged-with-setting-fire-to-home-over-missing-towel/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2020/05/12/florida-woman-charged-with-setting-fire-to-home-over-missing-towel/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Emptied Wine Bottle Inside Car; Told Deputy To Just Put Me In Handcuffs”<br /><a href="https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/MCSO-Woman-emptied-wine-bottle-inside-car-told-deputy-to-just-put-me-in-handcuffs-570273491.html" rel="noopener">https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/MCSO-Woman-emptied-wine-bottle-inside-car-told-deputy-to-just-put-me-in-handcuffs-570273491.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Backs Up His Cadillac Onto Two Parked Cars In Bank Parking Lot<br /><a href="https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/citrus-county-driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-cars" rel="noopener">https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/citrus-county-driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-cars</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man & Woman Arrested For Shooting Flare Gun At Process Servers<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42110402/florida-man-and-woman-arrested-for-shooting-flare-gun-at-two-people-that-were-serving-legal-papers" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42110402/florida-man-and-woman-arrested-for-shooting-flare-gun-at-two-people-that-were-serving-legal-papers</a><br /><br />VIDEO:Entire beach towel removed from python's mouth<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDsV-TA6Nog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDsV-TA6Nog</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27724952</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2020 09:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/27724952/159_naked_neighbors_knifing_ninja_cadillac_catastrophe_and_over_the_limit_and_over_it_all.mp3" length="40174786" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cda2205e-02a7-45df-9486-8e6ae6e044af/cda2205e-02a7-45df-9486-8e6ae6e044af.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cda2205e-02a7-45df-9486-8e6ae6e044af/cda2205e-02a7-45df-9486-8e6ae6e044af.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cda2205e-02a7-45df-9486-8e6ae6e044af/cda2205e-02a7-45df-9486-8e6ae6e044af.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 159 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man really loves his gators…on the grill and on the gridiron, Florida Man is a ninja coming at you, Florida Woman ain’t got time for this bullshit, and Florida Man proves why...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 159 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man really loves his gators…on the grill and on the gridiron, Florida Man is a ninja coming at you, Florida Woman ain’t got time for this bullshit, and Florida Man proves why there should be a driving test every year for senior citizens.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Robert Hartsock<br />• Stephanie Wright<br />• Timothy Gilb<br />• James Ellison<br />• Robin Hamilton<br />• Zantana Shantay Cannon<br />• Some Old Dude Who Shouldn’t Be Driving<br />• Carole Harwood<br />• William Nash<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Arrested After Attack With Homemade Ninja Star<br /><a href="https://weartv.com/news/local/report-man-stabbed-with-homemade-throwing-star-during-downtown-pensacola-fight" rel="noopener">https://weartv.com/news/local/report-man-stabbed-with-homemade-throwing-star-during-downtown-pensacola-fight</a><br /><br />Florida Woman, Busted After Allowing Her Boobs To Break Quarantine<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/garage-exposure-collar-625819" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/garage-exposure-collar-625819</a><br /><br />One Florida Man Finds Another Florida Man Naked in his Pool Cage<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200505/deputies-deltona-resident-finds-naked-man-in-pool-enclosure" rel="noopener">https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200505/deputies-deltona-resident-finds-naked-man-in-pool-enclosure</a><br /><br />Florida Man Steals Gator Meat, ID’d by ‘Gators’ License Plate<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200506/florida-man-steals-gator-meat-idrsquod-by-rsquogatorsrsquo-license-plate-police-say" rel="noopener">https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200506/florida-man-steals-gator-meat-idrsquod-by-rsquogatorsrsquo-license-plate-police-say</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Charged With Setting Fire To Home Over Missing Towel<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2020/05/12/florida-woman-charged-with-setting-fire-to-home-over-missing-towel/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2020/05/12/florida-woman-charged-with-setting-fire-to-home-over-missing-towel/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Emptied Wine Bottle Inside Car; Told Deputy To Just Put Me In Handcuffs”<br /><a href="https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/MCSO-Woman-emptied-wine-bottle-inside-car-told-deputy-to-just-put-me-in-handcuffs-570273491.html" rel="noopener">https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/MCSO-Woman-emptied-wine-bottle-inside-car-told-deputy-to-just-put-me-in-handcuffs-570273491.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Backs Up His Cadillac Onto Two Parked Cars In Bank Parking Lot<br /><a href="https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/citrus-county-driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-cars" rel="noopener">https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/citrus-county-driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-cars</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man & Woman Arrested For Shooting Flare Gun At Process Servers<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42110402/florida-man-and-woman-arrested-for-shooting-flare-gun-at-two-people-that-were-serving-legal-papers" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42110402/florida-man-and-woman-arrested-for-shooting-flare-gun-at-two-people-that-were-serving-legal-papers</a><br /><br />VIDEO:Entire beach towel removed from python's mouth<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDsV-TA6Nog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDsV-TA6Nog</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3307</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/26ceda7cb33dec5c7a06934fcd37d153.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/158-listener-quickie-kinder-keisterer--27370901</link><description><![CDATA[158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer<br />In Episode 158 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we discuss the differences between US Kinder Joy and the proper Kinder Egg that can be found in the rest of the world. Also, a brit shoved one up his bum. Thanks to Allison for submitting this story.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Zachary Bowler<br />• Boris Johnson<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Prisoner Who Horrified Boris Johnson After Stuffing A Drug-Filled Kinder Egg Up His Own Bum Gets Longer Sentence<br /><a href="https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11494812/kinder-egg-drugs-prisoner-longer-sentence/" rel="noopener">https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11494812/kinder-egg-drugs-prisoner-longer-sentence/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. 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In Episode 158 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we discuss the differences between US Kinder Joy and the proper Kinder Egg that can be found in the rest of the world. Also, a brit shoved one...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer<br />In Episode 158 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we discuss the differences between US Kinder Joy and the proper Kinder Egg that can be found in the rest of the world. Also, a brit shoved one up his bum. Thanks to Allison for submitting this story.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Zachary Bowler<br />• Boris Johnson<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Prisoner Who Horrified Boris Johnson After Stuffing A Drug-Filled Kinder Egg Up His Own Bum Gets Longer Sentence<br /><a href="https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11494812/kinder-egg-drugs-prisoner-longer-sentence/" rel="noopener">https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11494812/kinder-egg-drugs-prisoner-longer-sentence/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>500</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5c89a9e1a57143b862bbd1c67ded64a7.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>157 - 911 Nitwit, Beastly Bloodletter, Disney Discovery, and Forgery Failure</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/157-911-nitwit-beastly-bloodletter-disney-discovery-and-forgery-failure--27127660</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 157 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man wants his roommate to suck the worm out, Florida Man finds his own private island is a small world after all, Florida Man dialed the wrong number for UberEats, and Florida Man does the right thing and wins a Big Gulp.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Joseph Dolash<br />• Richard McGuire<br />• Getro Gelin<br />• Michael James Gables<br />• Christopher Canfora<br />• Kelly Gaffney<br />• Hein C. Le<br />• James Stratford<br />• Russell Mir<br />• Jean Ocasio-Trevino<br /><br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Stabs Roommate In Attempt To Release Satan From His Blood<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/satan-is-still-in-me-florida-man-stabs-roommate-in-attempt-to-release-satan-turns-knife-on-himself/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/satan-is-still-in-me-florida-man-stabs-roommate-in-attempt-to-release-satan-turns-knife-on-himself/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Quarantine On Private Island In Disney World<br /><a href="https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-arrested-for-trying-to-quarantine-on-private-disney-world-island" rel="noopener">https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-arrested-for-trying-to-quarantine-on-private-disney-world-island</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tried To Pin Weapons Rap On "John Wick"<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/john-wick-case-234069" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/john-wick-case-234069</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested After Asking Deputies For Booze And Ice Cream<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42063781/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-to-return-with-booze-and-ice-cream" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42063781/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-to-return-with-booze-and-ice-cream</a><br /><br />Florida Man Avoided Friend For A Year After Pawning His $60,000 Jaguar<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/05/04/st-pete-man-avoided-friend-for-a-year-after-pawning-his-60000-jaguar-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/05/04/st-pete-man-avoided-friend-for-a-year-after-pawning-his-60000-jaguar-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Faces 20 Years For Possession Of Counterfeit $100 Bills<br /><a href="https://41nbc.com/2020/05/01/man-faces-20-years-possession-counterfeit-100-bills/" rel="noopener">https://41nbc.com/2020/05/01/man-faces-20-years-possession-counterfeit-100-bills/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Returns $20k After Customer Loses Cash<br /><a href="https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/riviera-beach-man-helps-return-20-000-after-customer-loses-cash" rel="noopener">https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/riviera-beach-man-helps-return-20-000-after-customer-loses-cash</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Takes Upskirt Photos Of Woman At Gas Station, Is Caught By Investigator<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/29/florida-man-takes-upskirt-photos-of-woman-at-gas-station-is-caught-by-investigator-nearby-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/29/florida-man-takes-upskirt-photos-of-woman-at-gas-station-is-caught-by-investigator-nearby-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27127660</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2020 05:50:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/27127660/157_911_nitwit_beastly_bloodletter_disney_discovery_and_forgery_failure.mp3" length="40075108" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f650a1ef-0fbc-4a21-813c-9b91784c07fc/f650a1ef-0fbc-4a21-813c-9b91784c07fc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f650a1ef-0fbc-4a21-813c-9b91784c07fc/f650a1ef-0fbc-4a21-813c-9b91784c07fc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f650a1ef-0fbc-4a21-813c-9b91784c07fc/f650a1ef-0fbc-4a21-813c-9b91784c07fc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 157 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man wants his roommate to suck the worm out, Florida Man finds his own private island is a small world after all, Florida Man dialed the wrong number for UberEats, and Florida...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 157 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man wants his roommate to suck the worm out, Florida Man finds his own private island is a small world after all, Florida Man dialed the wrong number for UberEats, and Florida Man does the right thing and wins a Big Gulp.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Joseph Dolash<br />• Richard McGuire<br />• Getro Gelin<br />• Michael James Gables<br />• Christopher Canfora<br />• Kelly Gaffney<br />• Hein C. Le<br />• James Stratford<br />• Russell Mir<br />• Jean Ocasio-Trevino<br /><br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Stabs Roommate In Attempt To Release Satan From His Blood<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/satan-is-still-in-me-florida-man-stabs-roommate-in-attempt-to-release-satan-turns-knife-on-himself/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/satan-is-still-in-me-florida-man-stabs-roommate-in-attempt-to-release-satan-turns-knife-on-himself/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Quarantine On Private Island In Disney World<br /><a href="https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-arrested-for-trying-to-quarantine-on-private-disney-world-island" rel="noopener">https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-arrested-for-trying-to-quarantine-on-private-disney-world-island</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tried To Pin Weapons Rap On "John Wick"<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/john-wick-case-234069" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/john-wick-case-234069</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested After Asking Deputies For Booze And Ice Cream<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42063781/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-to-return-with-booze-and-ice-cream" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42063781/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-to-return-with-booze-and-ice-cream</a><br /><br />Florida Man Avoided Friend For A Year After Pawning His $60,000 Jaguar<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/05/04/st-pete-man-avoided-friend-for-a-year-after-pawning-his-60000-jaguar-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/05/04/st-pete-man-avoided-friend-for-a-year-after-pawning-his-60000-jaguar-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Faces 20 Years For Possession Of Counterfeit $100 Bills<br /><a href="https://41nbc.com/2020/05/01/man-faces-20-years-possession-counterfeit-100-bills/" rel="noopener">https://41nbc.com/2020/05/01/man-faces-20-years-possession-counterfeit-100-bills/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Returns $20k After Customer Loses Cash<br /><a href="https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/riviera-beach-man-helps-return-20-000-after-customer-loses-cash" rel="noopener">https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/riviera-beach-man-helps-return-20-000-after-customer-loses-cash</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Takes Upskirt Photos Of Woman At Gas Station, Is Caught By Investigator<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/29/florida-man-takes-upskirt-photos-of-woman-at-gas-station-is-caught-by-investigator-nearby-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/29/florida-man-takes-upskirt-photos-of-woman-at-gas-station-is-caught-by-investigator-nearby-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3215</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fde0e2314877b8210ccad3abde137363.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>156 - Listener Quickie Aachen A-Hole</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/156-listener-quickie-aachen-a-hole--26890033</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 156 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pizza delivery "boy" gets a salami pie to the face courtesy of a disgruntled customer. Thanks to CONATH for submitting his story from Germany!<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Frau Karen<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Falschen Belag geliefert: Frau bewirft Boten mit Pizza (Wrong Topping Delivered: Woman Throws Pizza At Delivery Boy)<br /><a href="https://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/kuriose-polizeimeldung-deutsche-bewirft-boten-mit-pizza-weil-er-falschen-belag-liefert-id15869908.html" rel="noopener">https://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/kuriose-polizeimeldung-deutsche-bewirft-boten-mit-pizza-weil-er-falschen-belag-liefert-id15869908.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26890033</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2020 09:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26890033/156_listener_quickie_aachen_a_hole.mp3" length="7556857" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3ee6f511-52c3-4714-b9f8-3a20db63bfe6/3ee6f511-52c3-4714-b9f8-3a20db63bfe6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3ee6f511-52c3-4714-b9f8-3a20db63bfe6/3ee6f511-52c3-4714-b9f8-3a20db63bfe6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3ee6f511-52c3-4714-b9f8-3a20db63bfe6/3ee6f511-52c3-4714-b9f8-3a20db63bfe6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 156 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pizza delivery "boy" gets a salami pie to the face courtesy of a disgruntled customer. Thanks to CONATH for submitting his story from Germany!

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Join us at the True Crime...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 156 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pizza delivery "boy" gets a salami pie to the face courtesy of a disgruntled customer. Thanks to CONATH for submitting his story from Germany!<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Frau Karen<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Falschen Belag geliefert: Frau bewirft Boten mit Pizza (Wrong Topping Delivered: Woman Throws Pizza At Delivery Boy)<br /><a href="https://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/kuriose-polizeimeldung-deutsche-bewirft-boten-mit-pizza-weil-er-falschen-belag-liefert-id15869908.html" rel="noopener">https://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/kuriose-polizeimeldung-deutsche-bewirft-boten-mit-pizza-weil-er-falschen-belag-liefert-id15869908.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>591</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/90071ab38edd324db246b5051a19d858.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>155 - Beach Reaper, Homework Hostage, Backyard Back Nine, and Idaho Idiot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/155-beach-reaper-homework-hostage-backyard-back-nine-and-idaho-idiot--26743512</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 155 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman starts a new loss prevention initiative at Walgreens, Florida woman survived nine days in a ravine, living in a house on a golf course wasn’t nearly close enough for a Florida Man golfer, and Florida Man showed another Florida Man some brotherly love.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Taliseya McGee<br />• Scott Jones<br />• Burnice Lee S. Mikell<br />• Daniel Uhlfelder<br />• Diane McInnis<br />• John McGarry<br />• Robert Kovner<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Said She Stole Percocet And Xanax From Her Store So The Store Wouldn’t Be Robbed<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article242313756.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article242313756.html</a><br /><br />Florida Girl Put 'Help! Get Me Out Of Here' Sign On Window Because She Was Struggling With Homework<br /><a href="https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-girl-put-help-get-me-out-of-here-sign-on-window-because-she-was-struggling-with-homework" rel="noopener">https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-girl-put-help-get-me-out-of-here-sign-on-window-because-she-was-struggling-with-homework</a><br /><br />Florida Man Builds Backyard Golf Course<br /><a href="https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-builds-backyard-golf-course/CYCKJUWTQ5DIRATNZMHD33MEDQ/" rel="noopener">https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-builds-backyard-golf-course/CYCKJUWTQ5DIRATNZMHD33MEDQ/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Punched Food Donor At Distribution Event<br /><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/04/23/opa-locka-pastor-accused-of-punching-man-who-brought-food-donations-for-people-in-need/" rel="noopener">https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/04/23/opa-locka-pastor-accused-of-punching-man-who-brought-food-donations-for-people-in-need/</a><br /><br />Florida Lawyer Will Dress as Grim Reaper to Protest Beach Reopenings<br /><a href="https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-lawyer-will-dress-as-grim-reaper-to-protest-open-beaches-11627565" rel="noopener">https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-lawyer-will-dress-as-grim-reaper-to-protest-open-beaches-11627565</a><br /><br />75-Year-Old Florida Woman Found Alive In Ravine 9 Days After Going Missing<br /><a href="https://www.wogx.com/news/75-year-old-florida-woman-found-alive-in-ravine-9-days-after-going-missing" rel="noopener">https://www.wogx.com/news/75-year-old-florida-woman-found-alive-in-ravine-9-days-after-going-missing</a><br /><br />Idaho Man Drove On Closed Florida Beach ‘Out Of Boredom’<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/clearwater/2020/04/25/he-drove-on-sand-key-beach-out-of-boredom-now-hes-been-arrested/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/clearwater/2020/04/25/he-drove-on-sand-key-beach-out-of-boredom-now-hes-been-arrested/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man arrested after threat of mass shooting at Publix because 'not enough people' wearing masks<br /><a href="https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-threatening-mass-shooting-at-publix-because-not-enough-people-wearing-masks" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-threatening-mass-shooting-at-publix-because-not-enough-people-wearing-masks</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26743512</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2020 09:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26743512/155_beach_reaper_homework_hostage_backyard_back_nine_and_idaho_idiot.mp3" length="34544219" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1fd28e97-9c76-4189-96aa-37ce24815b7d/1fd28e97-9c76-4189-96aa-37ce24815b7d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1fd28e97-9c76-4189-96aa-37ce24815b7d/1fd28e97-9c76-4189-96aa-37ce24815b7d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1fd28e97-9c76-4189-96aa-37ce24815b7d/1fd28e97-9c76-4189-96aa-37ce24815b7d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 155 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman starts a new loss prevention initiative at Walgreens, Florida woman survived nine days in a ravine, living in a house on a golf course wasn’t nearly close enough for a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 155 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman starts a new loss prevention initiative at Walgreens, Florida woman survived nine days in a ravine, living in a house on a golf course wasn’t nearly close enough for a Florida Man golfer, and Florida Man showed another Florida Man some brotherly love.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Taliseya McGee<br />• Scott Jones<br />• Burnice Lee S. Mikell<br />• Daniel Uhlfelder<br />• Diane McInnis<br />• John McGarry<br />• Robert Kovner<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Said She Stole Percocet And Xanax From Her Store So The Store Wouldn’t Be Robbed<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article242313756.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article242313756.html</a><br /><br />Florida Girl Put 'Help! Get Me Out Of Here' Sign On Window Because She Was Struggling With Homework<br /><a href="https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-girl-put-help-get-me-out-of-here-sign-on-window-because-she-was-struggling-with-homework" rel="noopener">https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-girl-put-help-get-me-out-of-here-sign-on-window-because-she-was-struggling-with-homework</a><br /><br />Florida Man Builds Backyard Golf Course<br /><a href="https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-builds-backyard-golf-course/CYCKJUWTQ5DIRATNZMHD33MEDQ/" rel="noopener">https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-builds-backyard-golf-course/CYCKJUWTQ5DIRATNZMHD33MEDQ/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Punched Food Donor At Distribution Event<br /><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/04/23/opa-locka-pastor-accused-of-punching-man-who-brought-food-donations-for-people-in-need/" rel="noopener">https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/04/23/opa-locka-pastor-accused-of-punching-man-who-brought-food-donations-for-people-in-need/</a><br /><br />Florida Lawyer Will Dress as Grim Reaper to Protest Beach Reopenings<br /><a href="https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-lawyer-will-dress-as-grim-reaper-to-protest-open-beaches-11627565" rel="noopener">https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-lawyer-will-dress-as-grim-reaper-to-protest-open-beaches-11627565</a><br /><br />75-Year-Old Florida Woman Found Alive In Ravine 9 Days After Going Missing<br /><a href="https://www.wogx.com/news/75-year-old-florida-woman-found-alive-in-ravine-9-days-after-going-missing" rel="noopener">https://www.wogx.com/news/75-year-old-florida-woman-found-alive-in-ravine-9-days-after-going-missing</a><br /><br />Idaho Man Drove On Closed Florida Beach ‘Out Of Boredom’<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/clearwater/2020/04/25/he-drove-on-sand-key-beach-out-of-boredom-now-hes-been-arrested/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/clearwater/2020/04/25/he-drove-on-sand-key-beach-out-of-boredom-now-hes-been-arrested/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man arrested after threat of mass shooting at Publix because 'not enough people' wearing masks<br /><a href="https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-threatening-mass-shooting-at-publix-because-not-enough-people-wearing-masks" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-threatening-mass-shooting-at-publix-because-not-enough-people-wearing-masks</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2838</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ea7ad50a607e466029c2d3aa8af281dd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>154 - Pandemic Fugitive, Neighborhood Narcs, Disrobed Defender, and Bank Burritos</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/154-pandemic-fugitive-neighborhood-narcs-disrobed-defender-and-bank-burritos--26173297</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 154 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets REALLY casual when working from home, Florida Man can’t tell the difference between Chipotle and Citibank, quarantine is making Florida Man narc on his neighbors, and Florida Man tries to scare off the cops with a pen and paper.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men:<br />• Alfredo Lopez Chaj<br />• Martin Lopez Chaj<br />• Judge Dennis Bailey<br />• Douglas Francisco<br />• Brian Wood<br />• Alfred Constant Mathieu<br />• Joshua Price<br />• Galen Trent Wood<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Two Florida Men Charged With DUI At Same Time, For Driving The Same Vehicle<br /><a href="https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200417/only-in-florida-two-jupiter-men-charged-with-dui-at-same-time-driving-same-suv" rel="noopener">https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200417/only-in-florida-two-jupiter-men-charged-with-dui-at-same-time-driving-same-suv</a><br /><br />Florida Man Shows Up Shirtless to Court Hearing Via Zoom<br /><a href="https://www.zdnet.com/article/florida-lawyers-forget-to-wear-shirts-for-virtual-court-hearings/" rel="noopener">https://www.zdnet.com/article/florida-lawyers-forget-to-wear-shirts-for-virtual-court-hearings/</a><br /><br />Stay-at-Home Order Turns Florida Man Into A Rat<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/07/coronavirus-has-people-calling-the-police-and-shaming-neighbors-on-social-media/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/07/coronavirus-has-people-calling-the-police-and-shaming-neighbors-on-social-media/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Ordering A Burrito At A Bank Drive-Thru<br /><a href="https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-citrus-hernando/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-after-mistaking-bank-drive-thru-for-taco-bell" rel="noopener">https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-citrus-hernando/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-after-mistaking-bank-drive-thru-for-taco-bell</a><br /><br />Florida Man Selling Protective  Masks Made Using Burmese Python Skin<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/04/20/only-in-florida-facial-masks-burmese-python-skin/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/04/20/only-in-florida-facial-masks-burmese-python-skin/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Driving Golf Cart On Highway<br /><a href="https://www.villages-news.com/2020/04/17/villages-resident-arrested-after-driving-golf-cart-on-u-s-hwy-27-441/" rel="noopener">https://www.villages-news.com/2020/04/17/villages-resident-arrested-after-driving-golf-cart-on-u-s-hwy-27-441/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tried To Use Fake ‘COVID-19’ Sign to Avoid Arrest<br /><a href="https://www.wowktv.com/news/u-s-world/florida-man-tried-to-use-fake-covid-19-sign-to-dodge-arrest-sheriff-says/" rel="noopener">https://www.wowktv.com/news/u-s-world/florida-man-tried-to-use-fake-covid-19-sign-to-dodge-arrest-sheriff-says/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Tabletop Gaming Store Owner Arrested For Violating Lockdown Order<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/16/tabletop-gaming-store-owner-arrested-for-violating-lockdown-order-pinellas-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/16/tabletop-gaming-store-owner-arrested-for-violating-lockdown-order-pinellas-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" 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All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26173297</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2020 09:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26173297/154_pandemic_fugitive_neighborhood_narcs_disrobed_defender_and_bank_burritos.mp3" length="27064600" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/942aaf1d-5af5-4be0-8578-6f9bbba578e1/942aaf1d-5af5-4be0-8578-6f9bbba578e1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/942aaf1d-5af5-4be0-8578-6f9bbba578e1/942aaf1d-5af5-4be0-8578-6f9bbba578e1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/942aaf1d-5af5-4be0-8578-6f9bbba578e1/942aaf1d-5af5-4be0-8578-6f9bbba578e1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 154 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets REALLY casual when working from home, Florida Man can’t tell the difference between Chipotle and Citibank, quarantine is making Florida Man narc on his neighbors, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 154 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets REALLY casual when working from home, Florida Man can’t tell the difference between Chipotle and Citibank, quarantine is making Florida Man narc on his neighbors, and Florida Man tries to scare off the cops with a pen and paper.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men:<br />• Alfredo Lopez Chaj<br />• Martin Lopez Chaj<br />• Judge Dennis Bailey<br />• Douglas Francisco<br />• Brian Wood<br />• Alfred Constant Mathieu<br />• Joshua Price<br />• Galen Trent Wood<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Two Florida Men Charged With DUI At Same Time, For Driving The Same Vehicle<br /><a href="https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200417/only-in-florida-two-jupiter-men-charged-with-dui-at-same-time-driving-same-suv" rel="noopener">https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200417/only-in-florida-two-jupiter-men-charged-with-dui-at-same-time-driving-same-suv</a><br /><br />Florida Man Shows Up Shirtless to Court Hearing Via Zoom<br /><a href="https://www.zdnet.com/article/florida-lawyers-forget-to-wear-shirts-for-virtual-court-hearings/" rel="noopener">https://www.zdnet.com/article/florida-lawyers-forget-to-wear-shirts-for-virtual-court-hearings/</a><br /><br />Stay-at-Home Order Turns Florida Man Into A Rat<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/07/coronavirus-has-people-calling-the-police-and-shaming-neighbors-on-social-media/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/07/coronavirus-has-people-calling-the-police-and-shaming-neighbors-on-social-media/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Ordering A Burrito At A Bank Drive-Thru<br /><a href="https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-citrus-hernando/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-after-mistaking-bank-drive-thru-for-taco-bell" rel="noopener">https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-citrus-hernando/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-after-mistaking-bank-drive-thru-for-taco-bell</a><br /><br />Florida Man Selling Protective  Masks Made Using Burmese Python Skin<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/04/20/only-in-florida-facial-masks-burmese-python-skin/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/04/20/only-in-florida-facial-masks-burmese-python-skin/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Driving Golf Cart On Highway<br /><a href="https://www.villages-news.com/2020/04/17/villages-resident-arrested-after-driving-golf-cart-on-u-s-hwy-27-441/" rel="noopener">https://www.villages-news.com/2020/04/17/villages-resident-arrested-after-driving-golf-cart-on-u-s-hwy-27-441/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tried To Use Fake ‘COVID-19’ Sign to Avoid Arrest<br /><a href="https://www.wowktv.com/news/u-s-world/florida-man-tried-to-use-fake-covid-19-sign-to-dodge-arrest-sheriff-says/" rel="noopener">https://www.wowktv.com/news/u-s-world/florida-man-tried-to-use-fake-covid-19-sign-to-dodge-arrest-sheriff-says/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Tabletop Gaming Store Owner Arrested For Violating Lockdown Order<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/16/tabletop-gaming-store-owner-arrested-for-violating-lockdown-order-pinellas-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/16/tabletop-gaming-store-owner-arrested-for-violating-lockdown-order-pinellas-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2215</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6da70d447a6940e8b18c5b731aee334b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>153 - Listener Quickie: Punxsutawney Problems</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/153-listener-quickie-punxsutawney-problems--25990033</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 153 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Listener Mia sent us a story about—in her words—an amorously tweeked out Pennsylvania meth head drunkard. <br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Michael Alan Shaffer<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Troopers Arrest Intoxicated Man Who Tried To Kiss Them<br /><a href="https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/troopers-charge-intoxicated-man-who-tried-to-kiss-them/" rel="noopener">https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/troopers-charge-intoxicated-man-who-tried-to-kiss-them/</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25990033</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2020 09:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25990033/153_listener_quickie_punxsutawney_problems.mp3" length="5532570" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/51123958-60ba-4455-979f-a7fa150d02ff/51123958-60ba-4455-979f-a7fa150d02ff.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/51123958-60ba-4455-979f-a7fa150d02ff/51123958-60ba-4455-979f-a7fa150d02ff.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/51123958-60ba-4455-979f-a7fa150d02ff/51123958-60ba-4455-979f-a7fa150d02ff.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 153 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Listener Mia sent us a story about—in her words—an amorously tweeked out Pennsylvania meth head drunkard. 

Promotions:
Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 153 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Listener Mia sent us a story about—in her words—an amorously tweeked out Pennsylvania meth head drunkard. <br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Michael Alan Shaffer<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Troopers Arrest Intoxicated Man Who Tried To Kiss Them<br /><a href="https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/troopers-charge-intoxicated-man-who-tried-to-kiss-them/" rel="noopener">https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/troopers-charge-intoxicated-man-who-tried-to-kiss-them/</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>421</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e037950a2b9971c1be0e4b3f39f3db02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>151 - Listener Quickie: Deep Goat</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/151-listener-quickie-deep-goat--25989148</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 151 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, If this is your first time listening, you might want to skip to a different episode and come back to this one after you have a better opinion of us.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Sunday Ogaji<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Nigerian Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Having Sex With Goat<br /><a href="https://guardian.ng/news/police-parade-man-for-allegedly-having-sex-with-goat-in-ekiti/" rel="noopener">https://guardian.ng/news/police-parade-man-for-allegedly-having-sex-with-goat-in-ekiti/</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25989148</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2020 08:55:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25989148/151_listener_quickie_deep_goat.mp3" length="9305124" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 151 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, If this is your first time listening, you might want to skip to a different episode and come back to this one after you have a better opinion of us.

Promotions:
Join us at the True...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 151 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, If this is your first time listening, you might want to skip to a different episode and come back to this one after you have a better opinion of us.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Sunday Ogaji<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Nigerian Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Having Sex With Goat<br /><a href="https://guardian.ng/news/police-parade-man-for-allegedly-having-sex-with-goat-in-ekiti/" rel="noopener">https://guardian.ng/news/police-parade-man-for-allegedly-having-sex-with-goat-in-ekiti/</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>734</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a6ada523fc16ff573a0c637b372a239b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>152 - SpaghettiOs, Pizza, Vodka, and Cigarettes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/152-spaghettios-pizza-vodka-and-cigarettes--25823680</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 152 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man uses a robodialer to order some pizza, Florida Woman does a dirty impression of the Easter Bunny, Florida Woman gets violent when she can’t feed her addictions, and Florida Man is a victim of prison food and his cellmate’s IBS.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Sudeep Khetani<br />• Abril Cestoni<br />• Amy Hunt<br />• Shadae Miranda<br />• Gilford Joseph Abshire<br />• John Taylor “J.T.” Timmons<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Accused of Scamming NJ Pizzerias With Fake Orders For Police<br /><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-accused-scamming-pizza-restaurants-fake-large-orders-police-n1181896" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-accused-scamming-pizza-restaurants-fake-large-orders-police-n1181896</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Put 400 Easter Eggs Filled With Porn In Mailboxes<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/09/florida-woman-put-400-easter-eggs-filled-with-porn-in-mailboxes-deputies-say-heres-why/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/09/florida-woman-put-400-easter-eggs-filled-with-porn-in-mailboxes-deputies-say-heres-why/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Having Nic Fit Tries To Hit Cars With Pipe Because No One Would Give Her Cigarettes<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/13/florida-woman-having-nicotine-fit-tries-to-hit-cars-with-pipe-because-no-one-would-give-her-cigarettes-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/13/florida-woman-having-nicotine-fit-tries-to-hit-cars-with-pipe-because-no-one-would-give-her-cigarettes-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Assaulted Florida Man With SpaghettiOs<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/spaghettios-battery-case-275960" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/spaghettios-battery-case-275960</a><br /><br />Due to Pandemic, FHP Reports Fewer Accidents, But More Citations For Speeding<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/coronavirus/os-ne-coronavirus-crisis-florida-speeding-violations-increase-20200415-kqdwjdbgzfelzkffk6dlg4g35u-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/coronavirus/os-ne-coronavirus-crisis-florida-speeding-violations-increase-20200415-kqdwjdbgzfelzkffk6dlg4g35u-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Denied Vodka Uses Vacuum As Weapon<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/04/09/woman-denied-vodka-uses-vacuum-weapon-st-lucie-county/2956654001/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/04/09/woman-denied-vodka-uses-vacuum-weapon-st-lucie-county/2956654001/</a><br /><br />Jailed Florida Man Accused Of Beating Cellmate Who Asked For A ‘Courtesy Flush’<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/04/13/florida-man-accused-of-beating-cellmate-who-asked-for-a-courtesy-flush-to-help-with-smell/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/04/13/florida-man-accused-of-beating-cellmate-who-asked-for-a-courtesy-flush-to-help-with-smell/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Catches 33-inch Fish Off Florida Coast Using Publix Fried Chicken As Bait<br /><a href="https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/04/08/man-catches-33-inch-fish-off-florida-coast-using-publix-fried-chicken-as-bait" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/04/08/man-catches-33-inch-fish-off-florida-coast-using-publix-fried-chicken-as-bait</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br 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All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25823680</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2020 09:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25823680/152_spaghettios_pizza_vodka_and_cigarettes.mp3" length="35597548" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 152 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man uses a robodialer to order some pizza, Florida Woman does a dirty impression of the Easter Bunny, Florida Woman gets violent when she can’t feed her addictions, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 152 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man uses a robodialer to order some pizza, Florida Woman does a dirty impression of the Easter Bunny, Florida Woman gets violent when she can’t feed her addictions, and Florida Man is a victim of prison food and his cellmate’s IBS.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Sudeep Khetani<br />• Abril Cestoni<br />• Amy Hunt<br />• Shadae Miranda<br />• Gilford Joseph Abshire<br />• John Taylor “J.T.” Timmons<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Accused of Scamming NJ Pizzerias With Fake Orders For Police<br /><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-accused-scamming-pizza-restaurants-fake-large-orders-police-n1181896" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-accused-scamming-pizza-restaurants-fake-large-orders-police-n1181896</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Put 400 Easter Eggs Filled With Porn In Mailboxes<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/09/florida-woman-put-400-easter-eggs-filled-with-porn-in-mailboxes-deputies-say-heres-why/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/09/florida-woman-put-400-easter-eggs-filled-with-porn-in-mailboxes-deputies-say-heres-why/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Having Nic Fit Tries To Hit Cars With Pipe Because No One Would Give Her Cigarettes<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/13/florida-woman-having-nicotine-fit-tries-to-hit-cars-with-pipe-because-no-one-would-give-her-cigarettes-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/13/florida-woman-having-nicotine-fit-tries-to-hit-cars-with-pipe-because-no-one-would-give-her-cigarettes-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Assaulted Florida Man With SpaghettiOs<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/spaghettios-battery-case-275960" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/spaghettios-battery-case-275960</a><br /><br />Due to Pandemic, FHP Reports Fewer Accidents, But More Citations For Speeding<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/coronavirus/os-ne-coronavirus-crisis-florida-speeding-violations-increase-20200415-kqdwjdbgzfelzkffk6dlg4g35u-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/coronavirus/os-ne-coronavirus-crisis-florida-speeding-violations-increase-20200415-kqdwjdbgzfelzkffk6dlg4g35u-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Denied Vodka Uses Vacuum As Weapon<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/04/09/woman-denied-vodka-uses-vacuum-weapon-st-lucie-county/2956654001/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/04/09/woman-denied-vodka-uses-vacuum-weapon-st-lucie-county/2956654001/</a><br /><br />Jailed Florida Man Accused Of Beating Cellmate Who Asked For A ‘Courtesy Flush’<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/04/13/florida-man-accused-of-beating-cellmate-who-asked-for-a-courtesy-flush-to-help-with-smell/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/04/13/florida-man-accused-of-beating-cellmate-who-asked-for-a-courtesy-flush-to-help-with-smell/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Catches 33-inch Fish Off Florida Coast Using Publix Fried Chicken As Bait<br /><a href="https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/04/08/man-catches-33-inch-fish-off-florida-coast-using-publix-fried-chicken-as-bait" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/04/08/man-catches-33-inch-fish-off-florida-coast-using-publix-fried-chicken-as-bait</a><br /><br />All The Social...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2926</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e2b4160ccc3563013e249ca70928c054.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>150 - Dinosaurs, Unicorns, Tigers, and Trouser Snakes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/150-dinosaurs-unicorns-tigers-and-trouser-snakes--25508491</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 150 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man teaches a class of 8th graders an unscheduled anatomy lesson, Florida Woman finds a unique way to isolate from her neighbors while walking her dogs, a Florida restaurant manager added insult to injury when she fired her staff, and Joe Exotic might just get his revenge on that bitch Carole Baskin, after all.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Jack Donald "Don" Lewis<br />• Carole Fuckin’ Baskin<br />• Tiffany Roehr<br />• Joseph Roberts<br />• Christopher Mitchell <br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Hacks Into 8th Grade Class During Zoom Call and Exposes Himself<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/02/hacker-zooms-into-orange-county-class-during-distance-learning-exposes-himself/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/02/hacker-zooms-into-orange-county-class-during-distance-learning-exposes-himself/</a><br /><br />Netflix's 'Tiger King' Prompts Florida Sheriff to Ask for Leads in 1997 Death of Florida Man<br /><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/popularity-netflix-s-tiger-king-prompts-sheriff-ask-leads-1997-n1172191" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/popularity-netflix-s-tiger-king-prompts-sheriff-ask-leads-1997-n1172191</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Caught On Video Walking Her Dogs In A Unicorn Costume<br /><a href="https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-04-03-florida-woman-walks-dogs-unicorn-costume-tiffany-roehr-23968252.html" rel="noopener">https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-04-03-florida-woman-walks-dogs-unicorn-costume-tiffany-roehr-23968252.html</a><br /><br />Florida Chili's Manager Makes Servers Come In To Clean, Fires Them When They Finish<br /><a href="https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/03/20/orlando-airport-chilis-asks-servers-to-come-in-and-clean-then-fires-them" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/03/20/orlando-airport-chilis-asks-servers-to-come-in-and-clean-then-fires-them</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Shot Burglar Who Entered Home Because ‘Dinosaurs Were Chasing Him’<br /><a href="https://fox6now.com/2020/03/31/sheriff-florida-mother-shot-burglar-who-entered-home-because-dinosaurs-were-chasing-him/" rel="noopener">https://fox6now.com/2020/03/31/sheriff-florida-mother-shot-burglar-who-entered-home-because-dinosaurs-were-chasing-him/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman’s Gender Reveal Burned Down A 10-Acre Forest<br /><a href="https://www.wesh.com/article/gender-reveal-sparked-10-acre-brush-fire-in-brevard-officials-say/31983183" rel="noopener">https://www.wesh.com/article/gender-reveal-sparked-10-acre-brush-fire-in-brevard-officials-say/31983183</a><br /><br />Florida Man Wrecks Brand New C8 Corvette Stingray Z51<br /><a href="https://www.musclecarsandtrucks.com/florida-man-wrecks-brand-new-2020-c8-corvette-stingray-z51/" rel="noopener">https://www.musclecarsandtrucks.com/florida-man-wrecks-brand-new-2020-c8-corvette-stingray-z51/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Tries To Hides Marijuana From Police Under His Stomach Fat<br /><a href="https://hooshdelivery.com/news/450-pound-man-hides-marijuana-in-his-stomach-fat.html" rel="noopener">https://hooshdelivery.com/news/450-pound-man-hides-marijuana-in-his-stomach-fat.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida 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performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25508491</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2020 03:26:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25508491/150_dinosaurs_unicorns_tigers_and_trouser_snakes.mp3" length="37938600" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 150 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man teaches a class of 8th graders an unscheduled anatomy lesson, Florida Woman finds a unique way to isolate from her neighbors while walking her dogs, a Florida restaurant...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 150 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man teaches a class of 8th graders an unscheduled anatomy lesson, Florida Woman finds a unique way to isolate from her neighbors while walking her dogs, a Florida restaurant manager added insult to injury when she fired her staff, and Joe Exotic might just get his revenge on that bitch Carole Baskin, after all.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Jack Donald "Don" Lewis<br />• Carole Fuckin’ Baskin<br />• Tiffany Roehr<br />• Joseph Roberts<br />• Christopher Mitchell <br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Hacks Into 8th Grade Class During Zoom Call and Exposes Himself<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/02/hacker-zooms-into-orange-county-class-during-distance-learning-exposes-himself/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/02/hacker-zooms-into-orange-county-class-during-distance-learning-exposes-himself/</a><br /><br />Netflix's 'Tiger King' Prompts Florida Sheriff to Ask for Leads in 1997 Death of Florida Man<br /><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/popularity-netflix-s-tiger-king-prompts-sheriff-ask-leads-1997-n1172191" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/popularity-netflix-s-tiger-king-prompts-sheriff-ask-leads-1997-n1172191</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Caught On Video Walking Her Dogs In A Unicorn Costume<br /><a href="https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-04-03-florida-woman-walks-dogs-unicorn-costume-tiffany-roehr-23968252.html" rel="noopener">https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-04-03-florida-woman-walks-dogs-unicorn-costume-tiffany-roehr-23968252.html</a><br /><br />Florida Chili's Manager Makes Servers Come In To Clean, Fires Them When They Finish<br /><a href="https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/03/20/orlando-airport-chilis-asks-servers-to-come-in-and-clean-then-fires-them" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/03/20/orlando-airport-chilis-asks-servers-to-come-in-and-clean-then-fires-them</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Shot Burglar Who Entered Home Because ‘Dinosaurs Were Chasing Him’<br /><a href="https://fox6now.com/2020/03/31/sheriff-florida-mother-shot-burglar-who-entered-home-because-dinosaurs-were-chasing-him/" rel="noopener">https://fox6now.com/2020/03/31/sheriff-florida-mother-shot-burglar-who-entered-home-because-dinosaurs-were-chasing-him/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman’s Gender Reveal Burned Down A 10-Acre Forest<br /><a href="https://www.wesh.com/article/gender-reveal-sparked-10-acre-brush-fire-in-brevard-officials-say/31983183" rel="noopener">https://www.wesh.com/article/gender-reveal-sparked-10-acre-brush-fire-in-brevard-officials-say/31983183</a><br /><br />Florida Man Wrecks Brand New C8 Corvette Stingray Z51<br /><a href="https://www.musclecarsandtrucks.com/florida-man-wrecks-brand-new-2020-c8-corvette-stingray-z51/" rel="noopener">https://www.musclecarsandtrucks.com/florida-man-wrecks-brand-new-2020-c8-corvette-stingray-z51/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Tries To Hides Marijuana From Police Under His Stomach Fat<br /><a href="https://hooshdelivery.com/news/450-pound-man-hides-marijuana-in-his-stomach-fat.html" rel="noopener">https://hooshdelivery.com/news/450-pound-man-hides-marijuana-in-his-stomach-fat.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3121</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c0151e012bf8cd52dc56a21ed7dca9c9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>149 - Listener Quickie: 'Bama Bangers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/149-listener-quickie-bama-bangers--25470541</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 149 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, an Alabama couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside the police station. Erica sent us this story, and for that we thank her.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man & Woman:<br />• Paula Garner<br />• James Sanders<br /><br />News Source:<br />Alabama Couple Caught Having Sex In Police Parking Lot Ended Up Walking To Jail<br /><a href="https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2020/03/couple-caught-having-sex-in-police-parking-lot-walked-to-jail-authorities-say.html" rel="noopener">https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2020/03/couple-caught-having-sex-in-police-parking-lot-walked-to-jail-authorities-say.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25470541</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2020 02:40:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25470541/149_listener_quickie_bama_bangers.mp3" length="5763202" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 149 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, an Alabama couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside the police station. Erica sent us this story, and for that we thank her.

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Join us at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 149 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, an Alabama couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside the police station. Erica sent us this story, and for that we thank her.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man & Woman:<br />• Paula Garner<br />• James Sanders<br /><br />News Source:<br />Alabama Couple Caught Having Sex In Police Parking Lot Ended Up Walking To Jail<br /><a href="https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2020/03/couple-caught-having-sex-in-police-parking-lot-walked-to-jail-authorities-say.html" rel="noopener">https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2020/03/couple-caught-having-sex-in-police-parking-lot-walked-to-jail-authorities-say.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>439</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddc27b85362f15df508e540c6c3066b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>148 - Panty Plunderer, Escort Aggressor, Canine Counterfeiter, and Villages Idiot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/148-panty-plunderer-escort-aggressor-canine-counterfeiter-and-villages-idiot--24911853</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 148 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was arrested for selling counterfeit dogs, Florida Man isn’t a very sweet sugar daddy, Florida Man runs from the police even though he doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and Florida Man gets nabbed with an unusual bit of booty in his backpack.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Joshua Sanders<br />• Tania Isabel Munoz<br />• Mark Seymour<br />• Jahrea Raheem Wallace<br />• Bradley Negron-Cruz<br />• Joshua Lewin<br />• Ray Ray Long aka “LingerieRay”<br />• LaDonald Shakkie Holmes<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />One Legged Florida Man Runs From Police<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41939162/man-leads-deputies-on-chase-down-i75-crashes-into-deputys-car" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41939162/man-leads-deputies-on-chase-down-i75-crashes-into-deputys-car</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Accused Of Forging Health Certificates For Bulldogs<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/07/26/sanford-bulldog-saleswoman-accused-of-forging-health-certificates/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/07/26/sanford-bulldog-saleswoman-accused-of-forging-health-certificates/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Jailed After Naked Romp Through Front Yard Leads To Violent Altercation<br /><a href="https://www.ocala-news.com/2018/08/06/popular-villages-entertainer-jailed-after-naked-romp-through-front-yard-leads-to-violent-altercation/" rel="noopener">https://www.ocala-news.com/2018/08/06/popular-villages-entertainer-jailed-after-naked-romp-through-front-yard-leads-to-violent-altercation/</a><br /><br />Florida Man's Odd Squad Car Nosh Caught On Police Cam<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/squad-car-nosh-320175" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/squad-car-nosh-320175</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested for Possession of Molotov Cocktails and Child Pornography<br /><a href="https://www.mysuncoast.com/2020/03/25/sarasota-man-arrested-child-pornography-possession-molotov-cocktails/" rel="noopener">https://www.mysuncoast.com/2020/03/25/sarasota-man-arrested-child-pornography-possession-molotov-cocktails/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Assaults His New Sugar Baby With A Gun and A Knife<br /><a href="https://wtfflorida.com/news/crime/elderly-florida-man-points-gun-and-knife-at-escort-assaults-her/" rel="noopener">https://wtfflorida.com/news/crime/elderly-florida-man-points-gun-and-knife-at-escort-assaults-her/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Accused Of Stealing $800 Worth Of Lingerie From Dillard’s<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/26/florida-man-accused-of-stealing-800-worth-of-lingerie-from-dillards/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/26/florida-man-accused-of-stealing-800-worth-of-lingerie-from-dillards/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Faces Felony For Coughing In Face Of A Paramedic<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/coronavirus-cougher-971235" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/coronavirus-cougher-971235</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24911853</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2020 09:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24911853/148_panty_plunderer_escort_aggressor_canine_counterfeiter_and_villages_idiot.mp3" length="41888481" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 148 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was arrested for selling counterfeit dogs, Florida Man isn’t a very sweet sugar daddy, Florida Man runs from the police even though he doesn’t have a leg to stand on,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 148 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was arrested for selling counterfeit dogs, Florida Man isn’t a very sweet sugar daddy, Florida Man runs from the police even though he doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and Florida Man gets nabbed with an unusual bit of booty in his backpack.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Joshua Sanders<br />• Tania Isabel Munoz<br />• Mark Seymour<br />• Jahrea Raheem Wallace<br />• Bradley Negron-Cruz<br />• Joshua Lewin<br />• Ray Ray Long aka “LingerieRay”<br />• LaDonald Shakkie Holmes<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />One Legged Florida Man Runs From Police<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41939162/man-leads-deputies-on-chase-down-i75-crashes-into-deputys-car" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41939162/man-leads-deputies-on-chase-down-i75-crashes-into-deputys-car</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Accused Of Forging Health Certificates For Bulldogs<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/07/26/sanford-bulldog-saleswoman-accused-of-forging-health-certificates/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/07/26/sanford-bulldog-saleswoman-accused-of-forging-health-certificates/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Jailed After Naked Romp Through Front Yard Leads To Violent Altercation<br /><a href="https://www.ocala-news.com/2018/08/06/popular-villages-entertainer-jailed-after-naked-romp-through-front-yard-leads-to-violent-altercation/" rel="noopener">https://www.ocala-news.com/2018/08/06/popular-villages-entertainer-jailed-after-naked-romp-through-front-yard-leads-to-violent-altercation/</a><br /><br />Florida Man's Odd Squad Car Nosh Caught On Police Cam<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/squad-car-nosh-320175" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/squad-car-nosh-320175</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested for Possession of Molotov Cocktails and Child Pornography<br /><a href="https://www.mysuncoast.com/2020/03/25/sarasota-man-arrested-child-pornography-possession-molotov-cocktails/" rel="noopener">https://www.mysuncoast.com/2020/03/25/sarasota-man-arrested-child-pornography-possession-molotov-cocktails/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Assaults His New Sugar Baby With A Gun and A Knife<br /><a href="https://wtfflorida.com/news/crime/elderly-florida-man-points-gun-and-knife-at-escort-assaults-her/" rel="noopener">https://wtfflorida.com/news/crime/elderly-florida-man-points-gun-and-knife-at-escort-assaults-her/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Accused Of Stealing $800 Worth Of Lingerie From Dillard’s<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/26/florida-man-accused-of-stealing-800-worth-of-lingerie-from-dillards/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/26/florida-man-accused-of-stealing-800-worth-of-lingerie-from-dillards/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Faces Felony For Coughing In Face Of A Paramedic<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/coronavirus-cougher-971235" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/coronavirus-cougher-971235</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3491</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/191231da17d966d42881674ffcf5a4ed.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>147 - Listener Quickie: Poland Peeper Poker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/147-listener-quickie-poland-peeper-poker--24765905</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 147 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a couple of places where you should NEVER get a tattoo. And yet, this woman from Poland did. <br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man and Woman:<br />• Aleksandra Sadowska<br />• Piotr A.<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Polish Woman Goes Blind After Getting Her Eyeballs Dyed Black<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8050651/Polish-woman-25-goes-BLIND-getting-eyeballs-dyed-black.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8050651/Polish-woman-25-goes-BLIND-getting-eyeballs-dyed-black.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24765905</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2020 09:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24765905/147_listener_quickie_poland_peeper_poker.mp3" length="8436326" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 147 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a couple of places where you should NEVER get a tattoo. And yet, this woman from Poland did. 

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Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 147 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a couple of places where you should NEVER get a tattoo. And yet, this woman from Poland did. <br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man and Woman:<br />• Aleksandra Sadowska<br />• Piotr A.<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Polish Woman Goes Blind After Getting Her Eyeballs Dyed Black<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8050651/Polish-woman-25-goes-BLIND-getting-eyeballs-dyed-black.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8050651/Polish-woman-25-goes-BLIND-getting-eyeballs-dyed-black.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>662</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,eyeballs,floridaman,floridamen,funny,poland,sunshinestate,tattoo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3dd9940d09d2b3dcc69bfbb89326a7e0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>146 - Naked Drivers, Doody Drone, and More TP Trouble</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/146-naked-drivers-doody-drone-and-more-tp-trouble--24662212</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 146 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man took Phil’s advice from last week and escalated his behavior, Florida Man took a bathroom break in the wrong room, Florida Man whipped it out at the scene of an accident, and Florida Man uses an old trick to remind himself of something important. <br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Angel Esteban Hernandezcinto<br />• Chad Rondeau<br />• Colin Geib<br />• Devin Quarterman<br />• Jerry Sanders<br />• Jonathan W. Connors<br />• Cody Hicks<br />• LeRoy Stotelmyer<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Felony Theft Of 66 Rolls Of Toilet Paper From Hotel<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-felony-theft-66-rolls-toilet-paper-hotel-1493550" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-felony-theft-66-rolls-toilet-paper-hotel-1493550</a><br /><br />Florida Man Taunts Publix Customers With Flying Toilet Paper<br /><a href="https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200319/coronavirus-toilet-paper-flies-above-local-publix" rel="noopener">https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200319/coronavirus-toilet-paper-flies-above-local-publix</a><br /><br />Florida Man Urinates All Over Room, Attacks Good Samaritan Who Tried To Stop Him<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/17/florida-man-who-was-peeing-all-over-room-attacks-good-samaritan-who-tried-to-stop-him-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/17/florida-man-who-was-peeing-all-over-room-attacks-good-samaritan-who-tried-to-stop-him-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Machete Attack Inside McDonald’s<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/02/11/florida-man-arrested-for-machete-attack-inside-mcdonalds/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2020/02/11/florida-man-arrested-for-machete-attack-inside-mcdonalds/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested During Traffic Stop And Found To Be Naked With String Tied To His Genitals<br /><a href="https://www.dailyridge.com/en/2020/03/22/auburndale-florida-man-arrested-during-traffic-stop-and-found-to-be-naked-with-string-tied-to-his-genitals/" rel="noopener">https://www.dailyridge.com/en/2020/03/22/auburndale-florida-man-arrested-during-traffic-stop-and-found-to-be-naked-with-string-tied-to-his-genitals/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Fourth DUI Tells Cops Just How High He Is<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/02/20/florida-man-arrested-for-fourth-dui-tells-cops-just-how-high-he-is-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/02/20/florida-man-arrested-for-fourth-dui-tells-cops-just-how-high-he-is-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Crashed His Car Into A Woman And A Girl. That’s When He Got Naked, Cops Say<br /><a href="https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article241295111.html" rel="noopener">https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article241295111.html</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Arrested Twice In 2 Days For Impersonating Police Officer<br /><a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/leroy-stotelmyer-impersonate-cop_n_5e725349c5b6f5b7c53cd516" rel="noopener">https://www.huffpost.com/entry/leroy-stotelmyer-impersonate-cop_n_5e725349c5b6f5b7c53cd516</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24662212</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2020 09:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24662212/146_naked_drivers_doody_drone_and_more_tp_trouble.mp3" length="39972939" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 146 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man took Phil’s advice from last week and escalated his behavior, Florida Man took a bathroom break in the wrong room, Florida Man whipped it out at the scene of an accident,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 146 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man took Phil’s advice from last week and escalated his behavior, Florida Man took a bathroom break in the wrong room, Florida Man whipped it out at the scene of an accident, and Florida Man uses an old trick to remind himself of something important. <br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Angel Esteban Hernandezcinto<br />• Chad Rondeau<br />• Colin Geib<br />• Devin Quarterman<br />• Jerry Sanders<br />• Jonathan W. Connors<br />• Cody Hicks<br />• LeRoy Stotelmyer<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Felony Theft Of 66 Rolls Of Toilet Paper From Hotel<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-felony-theft-66-rolls-toilet-paper-hotel-1493550" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-felony-theft-66-rolls-toilet-paper-hotel-1493550</a><br /><br />Florida Man Taunts Publix Customers With Flying Toilet Paper<br /><a href="https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200319/coronavirus-toilet-paper-flies-above-local-publix" rel="noopener">https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200319/coronavirus-toilet-paper-flies-above-local-publix</a><br /><br />Florida Man Urinates All Over Room, Attacks Good Samaritan Who Tried To Stop Him<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/17/florida-man-who-was-peeing-all-over-room-attacks-good-samaritan-who-tried-to-stop-him-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/17/florida-man-who-was-peeing-all-over-room-attacks-good-samaritan-who-tried-to-stop-him-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Machete Attack Inside McDonald’s<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/02/11/florida-man-arrested-for-machete-attack-inside-mcdonalds/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2020/02/11/florida-man-arrested-for-machete-attack-inside-mcdonalds/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested During Traffic Stop And Found To Be Naked With String Tied To His Genitals<br /><a href="https://www.dailyridge.com/en/2020/03/22/auburndale-florida-man-arrested-during-traffic-stop-and-found-to-be-naked-with-string-tied-to-his-genitals/" rel="noopener">https://www.dailyridge.com/en/2020/03/22/auburndale-florida-man-arrested-during-traffic-stop-and-found-to-be-naked-with-string-tied-to-his-genitals/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Fourth DUI Tells Cops Just How High He Is<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/02/20/florida-man-arrested-for-fourth-dui-tells-cops-just-how-high-he-is-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/02/20/florida-man-arrested-for-fourth-dui-tells-cops-just-how-high-he-is-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Crashed His Car Into A Woman And A Girl. That’s When He Got Naked, Cops Say<br /><a href="https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article241295111.html" rel="noopener">https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article241295111.html</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Arrested Twice In 2 Days For Impersonating Police Officer<br /><a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/leroy-stotelmyer-impersonate-cop_n_5e725349c5b6f5b7c53cd516" rel="noopener">https://www.huffpost.com/entry/leroy-stotelmyer-impersonate-cop_n_5e725349c5b6f5b7c53cd516</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3291</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bf078d87c2d3c6831642b69a45a626bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>145 - Listener Quickie: Flattening the Curb</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/145-listener-quickie-flattening-the-curb--24411229</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 145 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside her hospital. Sarah sent us this story, and for that we thank her.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man and Woman:<br />• Ann Marie Tucker<br />• Albert Singletary<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Couple Ignored All That Talk About Social Distancing, Had Sex Outside Hospital<br /><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/flattening-curve/flattening-the-curve-725980" rel="noopener">http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/flattening-curve/flattening-the-curve-725980</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24411229</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2020 09:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24411229/145_listener_quickie_flattening_the_curb.mp3" length="13453693" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 145 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside her hospital. Sarah sent us this story, and for that we thank her.

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Join us at the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 145 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside her hospital. Sarah sent us this story, and for that we thank her.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man and Woman:<br />• Ann Marie Tucker<br />• Albert Singletary<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Couple Ignored All That Talk About Social Distancing, Had Sex Outside Hospital<br /><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/flattening-curve/flattening-the-curve-725980" rel="noopener">http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/flattening-curve/flattening-the-curve-725980</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1081</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,crime,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,funny,moviereviews,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4fcdd6a321ba22f6fcae90934a5c3406.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>144 - Coronavirus Challenger, Barnyard Bar Bingo, Hospital Hold-up, and TP Thief</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/144-coronavirus-challenger-barnyard-bar-bingo-hospital-hold-up-and-tp-thief--24227213</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 144 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman shows off her tongue skills on Instagram, going viral in more ways than one, Florida Man comes up with a great idea for stopping coronavirus, Florida Man comes up with a great idea for a bar game, and Florida Man goes with the flow. <br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Ava Louise<br />• Miami Beach Commissioner Ricky Arriola<br />• Tyler Hardeman<br />• Jose Herrera<br />• Matt Kuscher<br />• Safraz Shakoor<br />• Paul Ritchie<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Licks Airplane Toilet To Start ‘Coronavirus Challenge’<br /><a href="https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-ava-louise-lick-airplane-toilet-bleach-20200317-owlqxckbljdynhwyk6fgazdctu-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-ava-louise-lick-airplane-toilet-bleach-20200317-owlqxckbljdynhwyk6fgazdctu-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Suggests City Should Infect First Responders With Coronavirus<br /><a href="https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/coronavirus-immunity-infect-miami-beach-first-responders-11595211" rel="noopener">https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/coronavirus-immunity-infect-miami-beach-first-responders-11595211</a><br /><br />Florida Hospital Keeps Out Coronavirus With A Couch<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41866957/bayfront-health-port-charlotte-staff-barricades-main-entrance-with-couch" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41866957/bayfront-health-port-charlotte-staff-barricades-main-entrance-with-couch</a><br /><br />Florida Man Charged With Throwing Hamburger, Vape Pen<br /><a href="https://www.fox13news.com/news/pasco-man-faces-aggravated-battery-charges-after-throwing-hamburger-vape-pen" rel="noopener">https://www.fox13news.com/news/pasco-man-faces-aggravated-battery-charges-after-throwing-hamburger-vape-pen</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tries To Eat Stolen Credit Card<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/11/im-not-going-to-lie-its-cocaine-florida-man-tries-to-eat-stolen-debit-card-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/11/im-not-going-to-lie-its-cocaine-florida-man-tries-to-eat-stolen-debit-card-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Invents a New Bar Game: Cock Shit Bingo<br /><a href="https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/things-to-do-in-miami-chicken-bingo-at-la-cocina-cocteleria-in-hialeah-11585152" rel="noopener">https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/things-to-do-in-miami-chicken-bingo-at-la-cocina-cocteleria-in-hialeah-11585152</a><br /><br />Amidst Toilet Paper Scarcity, Florida Man Busted Stealing Roll<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/tp-theft-arrest-609348" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/tp-theft-arrest-609348</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Looking For New Location For Swingers Club<br /><a href="https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-swingers-club-fort-lauderdale-20200228-72psyk64azgclnvwd7we5lxmpi-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-swingers-club-fort-lauderdale-20200228-72psyk64azgclnvwd7we5lxmpi-story.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" 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rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24227213</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2020 09:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24227213/144_coronavirus_challenger_barnyard_bar_bingo_hospital_hold_up_and_tp_thief.mp3" length="33055605" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 144 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman shows off her tongue skills on Instagram, going viral in more ways than one, Florida Man comes up with a great idea for stopping coronavirus, Florida Man comes up with a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 144 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman shows off her tongue skills on Instagram, going viral in more ways than one, Florida Man comes up with a great idea for stopping coronavirus, Florida Man comes up with a great idea for a bar game, and Florida Man goes with the flow. <br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Ava Louise<br />• Miami Beach Commissioner Ricky Arriola<br />• Tyler Hardeman<br />• Jose Herrera<br />• Matt Kuscher<br />• Safraz Shakoor<br />• Paul Ritchie<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Licks Airplane Toilet To Start ‘Coronavirus Challenge’<br /><a href="https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-ava-louise-lick-airplane-toilet-bleach-20200317-owlqxckbljdynhwyk6fgazdctu-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-ava-louise-lick-airplane-toilet-bleach-20200317-owlqxckbljdynhwyk6fgazdctu-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Suggests City Should Infect First Responders With Coronavirus<br /><a href="https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/coronavirus-immunity-infect-miami-beach-first-responders-11595211" rel="noopener">https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/coronavirus-immunity-infect-miami-beach-first-responders-11595211</a><br /><br />Florida Hospital Keeps Out Coronavirus With A Couch<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41866957/bayfront-health-port-charlotte-staff-barricades-main-entrance-with-couch" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41866957/bayfront-health-port-charlotte-staff-barricades-main-entrance-with-couch</a><br /><br />Florida Man Charged With Throwing Hamburger, Vape Pen<br /><a href="https://www.fox13news.com/news/pasco-man-faces-aggravated-battery-charges-after-throwing-hamburger-vape-pen" rel="noopener">https://www.fox13news.com/news/pasco-man-faces-aggravated-battery-charges-after-throwing-hamburger-vape-pen</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tries To Eat Stolen Credit Card<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/11/im-not-going-to-lie-its-cocaine-florida-man-tries-to-eat-stolen-debit-card-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/11/im-not-going-to-lie-its-cocaine-florida-man-tries-to-eat-stolen-debit-card-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Invents a New Bar Game: Cock Shit Bingo<br /><a href="https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/things-to-do-in-miami-chicken-bingo-at-la-cocina-cocteleria-in-hialeah-11585152" rel="noopener">https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/things-to-do-in-miami-chicken-bingo-at-la-cocina-cocteleria-in-hialeah-11585152</a><br /><br />Amidst Toilet Paper Scarcity, Florida Man Busted Stealing Roll<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/tp-theft-arrest-609348" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/tp-theft-arrest-609348</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Looking For New Location For Swingers Club<br /><a href="https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-swingers-club-fort-lauderdale-20200228-72psyk64azgclnvwd7we5lxmpi-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-swingers-club-fort-lauderdale-20200228-72psyk64azgclnvwd7we5lxmpi-story.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2713</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,corona,coronavirus,covid-19,crime,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1ad4ebbe8c40b2a95464d3207a5d18c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>143 - Listener Quickie: Massachusetts Mystery Pooper</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/143-listener-quickie-massachusetts-mystery-pooper--24032470</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 143 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, "when you gotta go, you gotta go" is not a valid legal defense for this Massachusetts woman. And they wonder why we call them Massholes.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Andrea Grocer<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Serial Pooper Caught in the Act and Arrested<br /><a href="https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/woman-accused-of-pooping-in-natick-parking-lot-9-times/2066289/" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/woman-accused-of-pooping-in-natick-parking-lot-9-times/2066289/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24032470</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2020 09:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24032470/143_listener_quickie_massachusetts_mystery_pooper.mp3" length="8061343" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 143 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, "when you gotta go, you gotta go" is not a valid legal defense for this Massachusetts woman. And they wonder why we call them Massholes.

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Join us at the True Crime Podcast...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 143 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, "when you gotta go, you gotta go" is not a valid legal defense for this Massachusetts woman. And they wonder why we call them Massholes.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Andrea Grocer<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Serial Pooper Caught in the Act and Arrested<br /><a href="https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/woman-accused-of-pooping-in-natick-parking-lot-9-times/2066289/" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/woman-accused-of-pooping-in-natick-parking-lot-9-times/2066289/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>630</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,crime,dumbcriminals,feces,floridaman,floridamen,funny,massachusetts,officer,police,poop,sheriff,stupidcriminals,toiletpaper,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5eb1d6c73e17f6f6055084a6202f559b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>141 - Listener Quickie: Manchester Milk Meanie</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/141-listener-quickie-manchester-milk-meanie--23810266</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 141 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, listener Joe sent us a story from across the pond about the dangers of working in food service. Bonus: Joel does his Sean Connery impersonation.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Some guy who apparently doesn't like low quality sandwiches<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Masked Man Storms Into Subway With Armed With Pole And Hurls Stale Milk At Staff<br /><a href="https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-atherton-subway-masked-man-17754766.amp" rel="noopener">https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-atherton-subway-masked-man-17754766.amp</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23810266</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2020 09:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23810266/141_listener_quickie_manchester_milk_meanie.mp3" length="4758904" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 141 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, listener Joe sent us a story from across the pond about the dangers of working in food service. Bonus: Joel does his Sean Connery impersonation.

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Join us at the True Crime...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 141 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, listener Joe sent us a story from across the pond about the dangers of working in food service. Bonus: Joel does his Sean Connery impersonation.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Some guy who apparently doesn't like low quality sandwiches<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Masked Man Storms Into Subway With Armed With Pole And Hurls Stale Milk At Staff<br /><a href="https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-atherton-subway-masked-man-17754766.amp" rel="noopener">https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-atherton-subway-masked-man-17754766.amp</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>355</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,crime,dumbcriminals,england,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sheriff,stupidcriminals,truecrime,truecrimecomedy,unitedkingdom</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/acc4f60c25e751ce87dec239a93debf4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>140a - Vintage Florida Men Podcast - Machete Mama, Swine Sauna, Fleeing Flaunter, and Parking Potshots</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/140a-vintage-florida-men-podcast-machete-mama-swine-sauna-fleeing-flaunter-and-parking-potshots--23695183</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 140a, a Vintage Episode™ of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Victoria Lynn Morley<br />Trinity Tavarez-Soto<br />Mark Gray<br />Valerie Branch-Galloway<br />Cody Cummins<br />Nicholas Carlmann Jones<br />Jasmine Cuyler<br />Solomon Stinson<br />Damian Dean Cantrell<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Woman Accused Of Wielding 2 Machetes, Threatening Bar Patrons With Them<br /><a href="https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210" rel="noopener">https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210</a><br /><br />Florida Couple Arrested At A Mall For Leaving Small Pig Inside Hot Car<br /><a href="https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9" rel="noopener">https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Whipped Stepson With A Belt 30 Times For Tardiness<br /><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190" rel="noopener">http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190</a><br /><br />Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom’s head<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom</a><br /><br />Florida Man Calls 911 And Brags About Running From Cops, Gets Caught<br /><a href="https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/" rel="noopener">https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Caught Smuggling 9 Cell Phones Into Prison, In Her Underwear<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear</a><br /><br />Florida Man Exchanges Gunfire With Police Over A Parking Space<br /><a href="https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299" rel="noopener">https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299</a><br /><br />Florida Man Pours Salt In Walmart To Get Rid Of Evil Spirits Around Him<br /><a href="https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pours-salt-in-walmart-to-get-rid-of-evil-spirits" rel="noopener">https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pours-salt-in-walmart-to-get-rid-of-evil-spirits</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23695183</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2020 09:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23695183/140a_vintage_florida_men_podcast_machete_mama_swine_sauna_fleeing_flaunter_and_parking_potshots.mp3" length="28779364" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 140a, a Vintage Episode™ of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 140a, a Vintage Episode™ of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Victoria Lynn Morley<br />Trinity Tavarez-Soto<br />Mark Gray<br />Valerie Branch-Galloway<br />Cody Cummins<br />Nicholas Carlmann Jones<br />Jasmine Cuyler<br />Solomon Stinson<br />Damian Dean Cantrell<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Woman Accused Of Wielding 2 Machetes, Threatening Bar Patrons With Them<br /><a href="https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210" rel="noopener">https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210</a><br /><br />Florida Couple Arrested At A Mall For Leaving Small Pig Inside Hot Car<br /><a href="https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9" rel="noopener">https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Whipped Stepson With A Belt 30 Times For Tardiness<br /><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190" rel="noopener">http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190</a><br /><br />Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom’s head<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom</a><br /><br />Florida Man Calls 911 And Brags About Running From Cops, Gets Caught<br /><a href="https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/" rel="noopener">https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Caught Smuggling 9 Cell Phones Into Prison, In Her Underwear<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear</a><br /><br />Florida Man Exchanges Gunfire With Police Over A Parking Space<br /><a href="https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299" rel="noopener">https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299</a><br /><br />Florida Man Pours Salt In Walmart To Get Rid Of Evil Spirits Around Him<br /><a href="https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pours-salt-in-walmart-to-get-rid-of-evil-spirits" rel="noopener">https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pours-salt-in-walmart-to-get-rid-of-evil-spirits</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2357</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0701359a1744ceed0134639291c7aca8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>140 - Listener Quickie California Crash</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/140-listener-quickie-california-crash--23518268</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 140 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, listener Allison sent us a story about a completely senseless act of vandalism against America's greatest restaurant using America's greatest motor vehicle. <br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• A Really Bad Jeep Driver<br /><br />News Source:<br />California Man Drove His Jeep Off The Roof Of A Parking Garage And Crashed Into McDonald's<br /><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/23/california-man-jeep-parking-garage-crashes-mcdonalds/4853705002/" rel="noopener">https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/23/california-man-jeep-parking-garage-crashes-mcdonalds/4853705002/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23518268</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2020 10:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23518268/140_listener_quickie_california_crash.mp3" length="4099232" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 140 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, listener Allison sent us a story about a completely senseless act of vandalism against America's greatest restaurant using America's greatest motor vehicle. 

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Join us at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 140 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, listener Allison sent us a story about a completely senseless act of vandalism against America's greatest restaurant using America's greatest motor vehicle. <br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• A Really Bad Jeep Driver<br /><br />News Source:<br />California Man Drove His Jeep Off The Roof Of A Parking Garage And Crashed Into McDonald's<br /><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/23/california-man-jeep-parking-garage-crashes-mcdonalds/4853705002/" rel="noopener">https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/23/california-man-jeep-parking-garage-crashes-mcdonalds/4853705002/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>300</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,crime,dumbcriminals,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,garage,jeep,mcdonald's,officer,parking,police,sheriff,stupidcriminals,truecrime,truecrimecomedy,wrangler</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/587a0374c47fae8ac2bf68da3454394a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>139 - Sledgehammer Spree, Sexytime Snakes, Stabby Snitch, and Sheryl's She Shed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/139-sledgehammer-spree-sexytime-snakes-stabby-snitch-and-sheryl-s-she-shed--23377342</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 139 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man burns down Sheryl’s she-shed, Florida Man sucks on an old lady’s toes, Florida Man discovers the least sexy orgy ever… in Polk County, and Florida Man tries to perform an exorcism with a sledgehammer. <br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Frantz Beldorin<br />• Rafael Suarez Gomez<br />• Victor Morel<br />• Bruce Robertson<br />• Travis Wayne Love<br />• Kenneth Williamson<br />• Sarah Boone<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />From Allison: Florida Man Hospital Worker Accused Of Sucking Patient's Toes<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41821296/fort-myers-hospital-worker-accused-of-sucking-patients-toes" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41821296/fort-myers-hospital-worker-accused-of-sucking-patients-toes</a><br /><br />From Sarah and JP: Florida Man Goes On Sledgehammer Rampage To Kill Demons<br /><a href="https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-man-goes-on-sledgehammer-rampage-to-kill-demons" rel="noopener">https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-man-goes-on-sledgehammer-rampage-to-kill-demons</a><br /><br />From Nitin: Florida Man Calls Police To Report Being Shot At By Man He Stabbed<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/02/09/police-florida-man-calls-911-to-report-being-shot-at-by-man-he-robbed-stabbed/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/02/09/police-florida-man-calls-911-to-report-being-shot-at-by-man-he-robbed-stabbed/</a><br /><br />From Allison: Florida Man Discovered A Voodoo Doll Washed Up On Cape Canaveral Beach<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/22/voodoo-doll-speculated-to-have-washed-up-on-cape-canaveral-beach/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/22/voodoo-doll-speculated-to-have-washed-up-on-cape-canaveral-beach/</a><br /><br />From Dana from the Space Coasties: Florida Man Named “Love” Arrested After Valentine's Day Shooting<br /><a href="https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/18/travis-love-accused-valentines-day-shooting-injured-palm-bay-man/4796013002/" rel="noopener">https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/18/travis-love-accused-valentines-day-shooting-injured-palm-bay-man/4796013002/</a><br /><br />From  JP and Brian: Florida Man Arrested After Starting Fire In Shed to Get Neighbors To Move<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41829324/man-arrested-after-starting-fire-in-shed-to-try-and-get-neighbors-to-move" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41829324/man-arrested-after-starting-fire-in-shed-to-try-and-get-neighbors-to-move</a><br /><br />From David from the Florida Beer Podcast: Florida Man Discovers Snake Orgy In Polk County<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/environment/article240318831.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/environment/article240318831.html</a><br /><br />From Dana from the Space Coasties and Mack from Death By Champagne - Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Zipped Boyfriend Inside Suitcase, Filmed As He Suffocated<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/26/woman-accused-of-zipping-boyfriend-inside-suitcase-and-leaving-him-to-die-inside/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/26/woman-accused-of-zipping-boyfriend-inside-suitcase-and-leaving-him-to-die-inside/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23377342</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2020 10:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23377342/139_sledgehammer_spree_sexytime_snakes_stabby_snitch_and_sheryl_s_she_shed.mp3" length="22012276" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 139 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man burns down Sheryl’s she-shed, Florida Man sucks on an old lady’s toes, Florida Man discovers the least sexy orgy ever… in Polk County, and Florida Man tries to perform an...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 139 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man burns down Sheryl’s she-shed, Florida Man sucks on an old lady’s toes, Florida Man discovers the least sexy orgy ever… in Polk County, and Florida Man tries to perform an exorcism with a sledgehammer. <br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Frantz Beldorin<br />• Rafael Suarez Gomez<br />• Victor Morel<br />• Bruce Robertson<br />• Travis Wayne Love<br />• Kenneth Williamson<br />• Sarah Boone<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />From Allison: Florida Man Hospital Worker Accused Of Sucking Patient's Toes<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41821296/fort-myers-hospital-worker-accused-of-sucking-patients-toes" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41821296/fort-myers-hospital-worker-accused-of-sucking-patients-toes</a><br /><br />From Sarah and JP: Florida Man Goes On Sledgehammer Rampage To Kill Demons<br /><a href="https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-man-goes-on-sledgehammer-rampage-to-kill-demons" rel="noopener">https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-man-goes-on-sledgehammer-rampage-to-kill-demons</a><br /><br />From Nitin: Florida Man Calls Police To Report Being Shot At By Man He Stabbed<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/02/09/police-florida-man-calls-911-to-report-being-shot-at-by-man-he-robbed-stabbed/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/02/09/police-florida-man-calls-911-to-report-being-shot-at-by-man-he-robbed-stabbed/</a><br /><br />From Allison: Florida Man Discovered A Voodoo Doll Washed Up On Cape Canaveral Beach<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/22/voodoo-doll-speculated-to-have-washed-up-on-cape-canaveral-beach/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/22/voodoo-doll-speculated-to-have-washed-up-on-cape-canaveral-beach/</a><br /><br />From Dana from the Space Coasties: Florida Man Named “Love” Arrested After Valentine's Day Shooting<br /><a href="https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/18/travis-love-accused-valentines-day-shooting-injured-palm-bay-man/4796013002/" rel="noopener">https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/18/travis-love-accused-valentines-day-shooting-injured-palm-bay-man/4796013002/</a><br /><br />From  JP and Brian: Florida Man Arrested After Starting Fire In Shed to Get Neighbors To Move<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41829324/man-arrested-after-starting-fire-in-shed-to-try-and-get-neighbors-to-move" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41829324/man-arrested-after-starting-fire-in-shed-to-try-and-get-neighbors-to-move</a><br /><br />From David from the Florida Beer Podcast: Florida Man Discovers Snake Orgy In Polk County<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/environment/article240318831.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/environment/article240318831.html</a><br /><br />From Dana from the Space Coasties and Mack from Death By Champagne - Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Zipped Boyfriend Inside Suitcase, Filmed As He Suffocated<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/26/woman-accused-of-zipping-boyfriend-inside-suitcase-and-leaving-him-to-die-inside/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/26/woman-accused-of-zipping-boyfriend-inside-suitcase-and-leaving-him-to-die-inside/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1793</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5fc4f08163a8358c8c1b8f15efa37538.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>138 - Listener Quickie: Vest Test Dummies</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/138-listener-quickie-vest-test-dummies--23272628</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 138 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, two dummies test out their bulletproof vest while they were wearing it. Thanks to JP for the article.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Charles Eugene Ferris<br />• Christopher Hicks<br /><br />News Source:<br /><br />Arkansas Men Shoot Each Other While Wearing Bulletproof Vest<br /><a href="https://www.5newsonline.com/article/news/local/outreach/back-to-school/police-rogers-men-shoot-each-other-while-wearing-bulletproof-vest/527-e6176adb-820c-41d4-9783-5c160cacbc53#//" rel="noopener">https://www.5newsonline.com/article/news/local/outreach/back-to-school/police-rogers-men-shoot-each-other-while-wearing-bulletproof-vest/527-e6176adb-820c-41d4-9783-5c160cacbc53#//</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23272628</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2020 10:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23272628/138_listener_quickie_vest_test_dummies.mp3" length="12971968" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 138 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, two dummies test out their bulletproof vest while they were wearing it. Thanks to JP for the article.

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Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 138 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, two dummies test out their bulletproof vest while they were wearing it. Thanks to JP for the article.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Charles Eugene Ferris<br />• Christopher Hicks<br /><br />News Source:<br /><br />Arkansas Men Shoot Each Other While Wearing Bulletproof Vest<br /><a href="https://www.5newsonline.com/article/news/local/outreach/back-to-school/police-rogers-men-shoot-each-other-while-wearing-bulletproof-vest/527-e6176adb-820c-41d4-9783-5c160cacbc53#//" rel="noopener">https://www.5newsonline.com/article/news/local/outreach/back-to-school/police-rogers-men-shoot-each-other-while-wearing-bulletproof-vest/527-e6176adb-820c-41d4-9783-5c160cacbc53#//</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1040</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,arkansas,comedy,cops,crime,drunk,dumbcriminals,floridaman,floridamen,funny,officer,police,sheriff,stupidcriminals,truecrime,truecrimecomedy,walmart</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a197f4ba59fc5cf32a9405caa7bb185d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>137 - Upskirt Pervert, Wu-Tang Fraud Gang, Refuser Abuser, and A Typical Walmart Customer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/137-upskirt-pervert-wu-tang-fraud-gang-refuser-abuser-and-a-typical-walmart-customer--23159761</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 137 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida women have a side hustle making ladies look like J-Lo, but they ended up looking like Ceelo, another Florida Woman tries to smuggle drugs into prison, in the usual way, Florida Woman turns man’s best friend against him, and Florida Woman and Florida Man decide (in separate incidents) to show off their birthday suits.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Gregg David Atkisson<br />• Stefan Short<br />• Rebecca Lynn Duarte<br />• Michael Benson<br />• Jim Cocci<br />• Aaron Barnes-Burpo<br />• Walker Washington<br />• Juan Zamora<br />• Robert Russell<br />• Sonja Marie Russell<br />• Guy Scott Griffithe<br />• Brett Hartley<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Sprayed People With Fire Extinguisher At Walmart<br /><a href="https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/GPD-Dunnellon-man-sprayed-people-with-fire-extinguisher-at-Walmart-567761911.html" rel="noopener">https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/GPD-Dunnellon-man-sprayed-people-with-fire-extinguisher-at-Walmart-567761911.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Gets Naked To Escape Deland Store; Ribeyes Fall Out Of His Pants<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200217/florida-man-gets-naked-to-escape-deland-store-ribeyes-fall-out-of-his-pants" rel="noopener">https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200217/florida-man-gets-naked-to-escape-deland-store-ribeyes-fall-out-of-his-pants</a><br /><br />Drunk Florida Woman 'Punched Out' Glass Window, After Boyfriend Refused Her Sexual Advances<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/drunk-florida-woman-punched-out-glass-window-attacked-boyfriend-after-he-refused-her-sexual-1487272" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/drunk-florida-woman-punched-out-glass-window-attacked-boyfriend-after-he-refused-her-sexual-1487272</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested After Taking Upskirt Photo Of Teen Waiting In Line At Chipotle<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-recording-underneath-clothing-of-teen-19-while-on-line-at-chipotle-police" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-recording-underneath-clothing-of-teen-19-while-on-line-at-chipotle-police</a><br /><br />Florida Man Gives Wife Valentine's Day Gift She Will Never Forget: He Named a Shark After Her<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/sports/fishing-boating/2020/02/14/florida-man-names-great-white-shark-his-wife-valentines-day/4759433002/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/sports/fishing-boating/2020/02/14/florida-man-names-great-white-shark-his-wife-valentines-day/4759433002/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Pretends To Be Part Of Wu-Tang Clan, Feds Charge Him With Fraud<br /><a href="https://mynbc15.com/news/local/fbi-crestview-man-arrested-for-fraud-pretends-to-be-part-of-wu-tang-clan" rel="noopener">https://mynbc15.com/news/local/fbi-crestview-man-arrested-for-fraud-pretends-to-be-part-of-wu-tang-clan</a><br /><br />Florida Man ‘Pulls Over’ Officer To Ask For Directions, Gets Busted For DUI<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/02/12/florida-man-pulls-over-officer-to-ask-for-directions-gets-busted-for-dui/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2020/02/12/florida-man-pulls-over-officer-to-ask-for-directions-gets-busted-for-dui/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Daytona Strip Club Owner Accused In Ponzi Style Scheme With Marijuana Firm<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200212/daytona-strip-club-owner-accused-in-ponzi-style-scheme-with-marijuana-firm" rel="noopener">https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200212/daytona-strip-club-owner-accused-in-ponzi-style-scheme-with-marijuana-firm</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23159761</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2020 10:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23159761/137_upskirt_pervert_wu_tang_fraud_gang_refuser_abuser_and_a_typical_walmart_customer.mp3" length="36665847" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 137 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida women have a side hustle making ladies look like J-Lo, but they ended up looking like Ceelo, another Florida Woman tries to smuggle drugs into prison, in the usual way,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 137 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida women have a side hustle making ladies look like J-Lo, but they ended up looking like Ceelo, another Florida Woman tries to smuggle drugs into prison, in the usual way, Florida Woman turns man’s best friend against him, and Florida Woman and Florida Man decide (in separate incidents) to show off their birthday suits.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Gregg David Atkisson<br />• Stefan Short<br />• Rebecca Lynn Duarte<br />• Michael Benson<br />• Jim Cocci<br />• Aaron Barnes-Burpo<br />• Walker Washington<br />• Juan Zamora<br />• Robert Russell<br />• Sonja Marie Russell<br />• Guy Scott Griffithe<br />• Brett Hartley<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Sprayed People With Fire Extinguisher At Walmart<br /><a href="https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/GPD-Dunnellon-man-sprayed-people-with-fire-extinguisher-at-Walmart-567761911.html" rel="noopener">https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/GPD-Dunnellon-man-sprayed-people-with-fire-extinguisher-at-Walmart-567761911.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Gets Naked To Escape Deland Store; Ribeyes Fall Out Of His Pants<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200217/florida-man-gets-naked-to-escape-deland-store-ribeyes-fall-out-of-his-pants" rel="noopener">https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200217/florida-man-gets-naked-to-escape-deland-store-ribeyes-fall-out-of-his-pants</a><br /><br />Drunk Florida Woman 'Punched Out' Glass Window, After Boyfriend Refused Her Sexual Advances<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/drunk-florida-woman-punched-out-glass-window-attacked-boyfriend-after-he-refused-her-sexual-1487272" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/drunk-florida-woman-punched-out-glass-window-attacked-boyfriend-after-he-refused-her-sexual-1487272</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested After Taking Upskirt Photo Of Teen Waiting In Line At Chipotle<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-recording-underneath-clothing-of-teen-19-while-on-line-at-chipotle-police" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-recording-underneath-clothing-of-teen-19-while-on-line-at-chipotle-police</a><br /><br />Florida Man Gives Wife Valentine's Day Gift She Will Never Forget: He Named a Shark After Her<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/sports/fishing-boating/2020/02/14/florida-man-names-great-white-shark-his-wife-valentines-day/4759433002/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/sports/fishing-boating/2020/02/14/florida-man-names-great-white-shark-his-wife-valentines-day/4759433002/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Pretends To Be Part Of Wu-Tang Clan, Feds Charge Him With Fraud<br /><a href="https://mynbc15.com/news/local/fbi-crestview-man-arrested-for-fraud-pretends-to-be-part-of-wu-tang-clan" rel="noopener">https://mynbc15.com/news/local/fbi-crestview-man-arrested-for-fraud-pretends-to-be-part-of-wu-tang-clan</a><br /><br />Florida Man ‘Pulls Over’ Officer To Ask For Directions, Gets Busted For DUI<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/02/12/florida-man-pulls-over-officer-to-ask-for-directions-gets-busted-for-dui/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2020/02/12/florida-man-pulls-over-officer-to-ask-for-directions-gets-busted-for-dui/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Daytona Strip Club Owner Accused In Ponzi Style Scheme With Marijuana Firm<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200212/daytona-strip-club-owner-accused-in-ponzi-style-scheme-with-marijuana-firm"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3016</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e4ad1d7b830cefece76d3cefaff32dfc.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>136 - Listener Quickie: Animal Assault</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/136-listener-quickie-animal-assault--22981417</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 136 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, hold your condescension in suspension and pay attention. Feelings of reprehension in ascension make some costumed henchmen grant detention outside a convention. <br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Demetri Hardnett<br />• Vigilante Furries<br /><br />News Source:<br />A Group Of 'Furries' Stopped A Domestic Violence Assault<br /><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/21/us/furries-furcon-stop-domestic-violent-assault-trnd/index.html" rel="noopener">https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/21/us/furries-furcon-stop-domestic-violent-assault-trnd/index.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22981417</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2020 01:40:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22981417/136_listener_quickie_animal_assault.mp3" length="6812803" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 136 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, hold your condescension in suspension and pay attention. Feelings of reprehension in ascension make some costumed henchmen grant detention outside a convention. 

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Join us...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 136 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, hold your condescension in suspension and pay attention. Feelings of reprehension in ascension make some costumed henchmen grant detention outside a convention. <br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Demetri Hardnett<br />• Vigilante Furries<br /><br />News Source:<br />A Group Of 'Furries' Stopped A Domestic Violence Assault<br /><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/21/us/furries-furcon-stop-domestic-violent-assault-trnd/index.html" rel="noopener">https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/21/us/furries-furcon-stop-domestic-violent-assault-trnd/index.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>527</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9d54ed97b65eff9a4c7010e85c0e64a8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>135 - Booty Blowup, Birthday Brawler, Hooha Howdydo, and Fecal Flogger</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/135-booty-blowup-birthday-brawler-hooha-howdydo-and-fecal-flogger--22858227</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 135 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida women have a side hustle making ladies look like J-Lo, but they ended up looking like Ceelo, another Florida Woman tries to smuggle drugs into prison, in the usual way, Florida Woman turns man’s best friend against him, and Florida Woman and Florida Man decide (in separate incidents) to show off their birthday suits.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Maricela Salt<br />• Stefanie Ramos<br />• Shala Darian Whitford<br />• Jane Marie Faulkner<br />• Lori Seilo<br />• Peter Seilo<br />• Sylvia Shumaker<br />• John Lyles<br />• Amanda Dohm<br />• Zachary Helton<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Women Accused Of Illegally Performing Butt Enhancements<br /><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/01/17/hialeah-gardens-women-accused-of-illegally-performing-butt-enhancements/" rel="noopener">https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/01/17/hialeah-gardens-women-accused-of-illegally-performing-butt-enhancements/</a><br /><br />Fentanyl, Cocaine, Meth, And Pills Found Hidden In Florida Woman's Groin<br /><a href="https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/06/florida-woman-faces-charges-after-deputies-find-drugs-hidden-inside-her-groin/4683924002/" rel="noopener">https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/06/florida-woman-faces-charges-after-deputies-find-drugs-hidden-inside-her-groin/4683924002/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested For Smearing Dog Poop In Fiance's Face After Beating Him<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/wedding-probably-off-038157" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/wedding-probably-off-038157</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Exposes Herself In Restaurant, Husband Asks To Go To Jail Too<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41663329/woman-exposes-herself-in-naples-restaurant-husband-asks-to-go-to-jail-too" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41663329/woman-exposes-herself-in-naples-restaurant-husband-asks-to-go-to-jail-too</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested For Asking 911 How To File For Divorce<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/largo-woman-arrested-for-asking-911-how-to-file-for-divorce-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/largo-woman-arrested-for-asking-911-how-to-file-for-divorce-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Finds Naked Intruder In Bed<br /><a href="https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/only-in-florida/fla-man-finds-naked-intruder-in-bed/2188132/" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/only-in-florida/fla-man-finds-naked-intruder-in-bed/2188132/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Punches Neighbor For Not Inviting Her Kids To Birthday Party<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41640157/port-charlotte-birthday-party-brawl" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41640157/port-charlotte-birthday-party-brawl</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Nearly Naked Florida Man Attempts to Hold Florida Woman Hostage In Her Home. It Did Not Go Well For Him<br /><a href="https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/report-woman-fights-off-man-who-swam-up-to-home-and-broke-in" rel="noopener">https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/report-woman-fights-off-man-who-swam-up-to-home-and-broke-in</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22858227</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2020 10:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22858227/135_booty_blowup_birthday_brawler_hooha_howdydo_and_fecal_flogger.mp3" length="24959270" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 135 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida women have a side hustle making ladies look like J-Lo, but they ended up looking like Ceelo, another Florida Woman tries to smuggle drugs into prison, in the usual way,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 135 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida women have a side hustle making ladies look like J-Lo, but they ended up looking like Ceelo, another Florida Woman tries to smuggle drugs into prison, in the usual way, Florida Woman turns man’s best friend against him, and Florida Woman and Florida Man decide (in separate incidents) to show off their birthday suits.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Maricela Salt<br />• Stefanie Ramos<br />• Shala Darian Whitford<br />• Jane Marie Faulkner<br />• Lori Seilo<br />• Peter Seilo<br />• Sylvia Shumaker<br />• John Lyles<br />• Amanda Dohm<br />• Zachary Helton<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Women Accused Of Illegally Performing Butt Enhancements<br /><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/01/17/hialeah-gardens-women-accused-of-illegally-performing-butt-enhancements/" rel="noopener">https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/01/17/hialeah-gardens-women-accused-of-illegally-performing-butt-enhancements/</a><br /><br />Fentanyl, Cocaine, Meth, And Pills Found Hidden In Florida Woman's Groin<br /><a href="https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/06/florida-woman-faces-charges-after-deputies-find-drugs-hidden-inside-her-groin/4683924002/" rel="noopener">https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/06/florida-woman-faces-charges-after-deputies-find-drugs-hidden-inside-her-groin/4683924002/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested For Smearing Dog Poop In Fiance's Face After Beating Him<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/wedding-probably-off-038157" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/wedding-probably-off-038157</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Exposes Herself In Restaurant, Husband Asks To Go To Jail Too<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41663329/woman-exposes-herself-in-naples-restaurant-husband-asks-to-go-to-jail-too" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41663329/woman-exposes-herself-in-naples-restaurant-husband-asks-to-go-to-jail-too</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested For Asking 911 How To File For Divorce<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/largo-woman-arrested-for-asking-911-how-to-file-for-divorce-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/largo-woman-arrested-for-asking-911-how-to-file-for-divorce-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Finds Naked Intruder In Bed<br /><a href="https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/only-in-florida/fla-man-finds-naked-intruder-in-bed/2188132/" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/only-in-florida/fla-man-finds-naked-intruder-in-bed/2188132/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Punches Neighbor For Not Inviting Her Kids To Birthday Party<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41640157/port-charlotte-birthday-party-brawl" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41640157/port-charlotte-birthday-party-brawl</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Nearly Naked Florida Man Attempts to Hold Florida Woman Hostage In Her Home. It Did Not Go Well For Him<br /><a href="https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/report-woman-fights-off-man-who-swam-up-to-home-and-broke-in" rel="noopener">https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/report-woman-fights-off-man-who-swam-up-to-home-and-broke-in</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2041</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1f3b1fd28afc82545a305f505aca71ad.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>134 - Listener Quickie: Courtroom Chronic</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/134-listener-quickie-courtroom-chronic--22500430</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 134 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Snopp Dogg's got nothing on this dude from Tennessee. The people deserve better. Thanks to Sarah for submitting this story.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Spencer Boston<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Tennessee Man Arrested For Smoking Marijuana In Courtroom<br /><a href="https://www.wkrn.com/news/tennessee-man-arrested-for-smoking-marijuana-in-courtroom/" rel="noopener">https://www.wkrn.com/news/tennessee-man-arrested-for-smoking-marijuana-in-courtroom/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22500430</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2020 10:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22500430/134_listener_quickie_courtroom_chronic.mp3" length="5397565" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 134 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Snopp Dogg's got nothing on this dude from Tennessee. The people deserve better. Thanks to Sarah for submitting this story.

Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 134 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Snopp Dogg's got nothing on this dude from Tennessee. The people deserve better. Thanks to Sarah for submitting this story.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Spencer Boston<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Tennessee Man Arrested For Smoking Marijuana In Courtroom<br /><a href="https://www.wkrn.com/news/tennessee-man-arrested-for-smoking-marijuana-in-courtroom/" rel="noopener">https://www.wkrn.com/news/tennessee-man-arrested-for-smoking-marijuana-in-courtroom/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>412</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,court,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,floridaman,floridamen,funny,joint,judge,marijuana,sheriff,stupidcriminals,tennessee,truecrime,truecrimecomedy,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/cbadabddf0a6ec955b027bbd60efe35c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>133 - Toddler Tracer, Bunny Bolter, Trademark Thief, and Laser Beamer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/133-toddler-tracer-bunny-bolter-trademark-thief-and-laser-beamer--22640728</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 133 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman didn’t have a notepad, so she used a baby instead, Florida Man points out a landing airplane with a laser,  Florida Man celebrated Easter a bit early this year, and Florida Man needs to learn how to pump gas.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Antoine McDonald<br />• Donald Steven Dugray<br />• Paul L. Parshall<br />• Charlie James Chapman Jr.<br />• Darrell Bailey<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Furious After Daycare Staff Scrawl 'I'm Out of Diapers' Across Her Son’s Torso With a Marker<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7938891/Mom-left-furious-staff-sons-daycare-scrawl-Im-diapers-toddlers-torso.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7938891/Mom-left-furious-staff-sons-daycare-scrawl-Im-diapers-toddlers-torso.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man in Easter Bunny Costume Tries to Avoid Arrest<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-ne-orlando-man-easter-bunny-costume-avoid-arrest-20200124-4lvrg7s66ze6tdf7q5eudydi2u-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-ne-orlando-man-easter-bunny-costume-avoid-arrest-20200124-4lvrg7s66ze6tdf7q5eudydi2u-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tries to Carjack Undercover Police Officer<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/01/27/st-pete-man-tried-to-carjack-undercover-cop-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/01/27/st-pete-man-tried-to-carjack-undercover-cop-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Sued By Penn State For Selling Beer And Cigars With The School's Name<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-sued-penn-state-selling-beer-cigars-schools-name-1485010" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-sued-penn-state-selling-beer-cigars-schools-name-1485010</a><br /><br />FHP Arrest Florida Men Found With Drugs In A Bag Labeled “Bag Full of Drugs”<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-troopers-find-narcotics-in-bag-labeled-bag-full-of-drugs/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-troopers-find-narcotics-in-bag-labeled-bag-full-of-drugs/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Pointing Lasers At Landing Airplanes<br /><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/26/us/florida-man-arrest-laser-airport-trnd/index.html" rel="noopener">https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/26/us/florida-man-arrest-laser-airport-trnd/index.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Mistakenly Pumps 20+ Gallons of Gas Onto The Deck Of His Boat<br /><a href="https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/florida-mistakenly-man-pumps-60-gas-deck-boat-68645430" rel="noopener">https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/florida-mistakenly-man-pumps-60-gas-deck-boat-68645430</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Swallows Bag Of Meth, Nearly Hits Patrol Car While Fleeing From Police<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-swallows-bag-meth-nearly-hits-patrol-car-while-fleeing-police-1485140" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-swallows-bag-meth-nearly-hits-patrol-car-while-fleeing-police-1485140</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22640728</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2020 10:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22640728/133_toddler_tracer_bunny_bolter_trademark_thief_and_laser_beamer.mp3" length="37541681" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 133 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman didn’t have a notepad, so she used a baby instead, Florida Man points out a landing airplane with a laser,  Florida Man celebrated Easter a bit early this year, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 133 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman didn’t have a notepad, so she used a baby instead, Florida Man points out a landing airplane with a laser,  Florida Man celebrated Easter a bit early this year, and Florida Man needs to learn how to pump gas.<br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Antoine McDonald<br />• Donald Steven Dugray<br />• Paul L. Parshall<br />• Charlie James Chapman Jr.<br />• Darrell Bailey<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Furious After Daycare Staff Scrawl 'I'm Out of Diapers' Across Her Son’s Torso With a Marker<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7938891/Mom-left-furious-staff-sons-daycare-scrawl-Im-diapers-toddlers-torso.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7938891/Mom-left-furious-staff-sons-daycare-scrawl-Im-diapers-toddlers-torso.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man in Easter Bunny Costume Tries to Avoid Arrest<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-ne-orlando-man-easter-bunny-costume-avoid-arrest-20200124-4lvrg7s66ze6tdf7q5eudydi2u-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-ne-orlando-man-easter-bunny-costume-avoid-arrest-20200124-4lvrg7s66ze6tdf7q5eudydi2u-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tries to Carjack Undercover Police Officer<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/01/27/st-pete-man-tried-to-carjack-undercover-cop-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/01/27/st-pete-man-tried-to-carjack-undercover-cop-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Sued By Penn State For Selling Beer And Cigars With The School's Name<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-sued-penn-state-selling-beer-cigars-schools-name-1485010" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-sued-penn-state-selling-beer-cigars-schools-name-1485010</a><br /><br />FHP Arrest Florida Men Found With Drugs In A Bag Labeled “Bag Full of Drugs”<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-troopers-find-narcotics-in-bag-labeled-bag-full-of-drugs/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-troopers-find-narcotics-in-bag-labeled-bag-full-of-drugs/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Pointing Lasers At Landing Airplanes<br /><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/26/us/florida-man-arrest-laser-airport-trnd/index.html" rel="noopener">https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/26/us/florida-man-arrest-laser-airport-trnd/index.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Mistakenly Pumps 20+ Gallons of Gas Onto The Deck Of His Boat<br /><a href="https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/florida-mistakenly-man-pumps-60-gas-deck-boat-68645430" rel="noopener">https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/florida-mistakenly-man-pumps-60-gas-deck-boat-68645430</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Swallows Bag Of Meth, Nearly Hits Patrol Car While Fleeing From Police<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-swallows-bag-meth-nearly-hits-patrol-car-while-fleeing-police-1485140" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-swallows-bag-meth-nearly-hits-patrol-car-while-fleeing-police-1485140</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3088</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3b63d051d10d0d072fb782b22f4a3950.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>132 - Listener Quickie: Subway Scorcher</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/132-listener-quickie-subway-scorcher--22498335</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 132 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, an Arizona Woman takes a fiery revenge on her apathetic boyfriend. Thanks to Erica for bringing this one to our attention.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Kathy Jones<br /><br />News Sources:<br />AZ Woman Tries To Set Boyfriend On Fire For Not Celebrating Her New Subway Job<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2019/12/23/az-woman-tries-to-set-boyfriend-on-fire-for-not-celebrating-new-subway-job-police/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2019/12/23/az-woman-tries-to-set-boyfriend-on-fire-for-not-celebrating-new-subway-job-police/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22498335</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2020 10:00:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22498335/132_listener_quickie_subway_scorcher_sequenced.mp3" length="4892295" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 132 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, an Arizona Woman takes a fiery revenge on her apathetic boyfriend. Thanks to Erica for bringing this one to our attention.

Promotions:
Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 132 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, an Arizona Woman takes a fiery revenge on her apathetic boyfriend. Thanks to Erica for bringing this one to our attention.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Kathy Jones<br /><br />News Sources:<br />AZ Woman Tries To Set Boyfriend On Fire For Not Celebrating Her New Subway Job<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2019/12/23/az-woman-tries-to-set-boyfriend-on-fire-for-not-celebrating-new-subway-job-police/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2019/12/23/az-woman-tries-to-set-boyfriend-on-fire-for-not-celebrating-new-subway-job-police/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>367</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,arizona,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sheriff,stupidcriminals,subway,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ad002123ae3df5d2211fb026ab181e11.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>131 - Concourse Ecdysiast, Marshal Masticator, Accidental Arsonist, and Peculiar Paintjob</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/131-concourse-ecdysiast-marshal-masticator-accidental-arsonist-and-peculiar-paintjob--22322973</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 131 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida Woman walking down the concourse in Miami airport was already flying high, Florida Woman gets into the Orlando airport with something cheaper than a plane ticket, Florida Man gets in trouble for his unique paint job, and Florida Man warmed himself by the fire in his living room…but he doesn’t have a fireplace.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />Criminal Conduct: A new podcast from the creators of Pretend and Twisted<br /><a href="http://criminalconduct.net/" rel="noopener">http://criminalconduct.net/</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Mark Okrent<br />• Cherie Saunders<br />• William Bastin<br />• Rollerguy<br />• Jeffrey Leibman<br />• John Wayne Parker Jr.<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Girl Used Drink Coupon To Bypass TSA<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-girl-claims-she-used-drink-coupon-to-bypass-tsa/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-girl-claims-she-used-drink-coupon-to-bypass-tsa/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Sets Fire To Apartment To Keep Warm<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/st-pete-man-sets-fire-to-apartment-to-keep-warm-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/st-pete-man-sets-fire-to-apartment-to-keep-warm-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Is Arrested For Stripping Naked At Miami Airport And Strolling Through Baggage Claim<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7895295/Woman-strips-clothes-Miami-airport-later-spotted-sitting-naked-cop-car.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7895295/Woman-strips-clothes-Miami-airport-later-spotted-sitting-naked-cop-car.html</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Bites Deputy On His Leg<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7914811/Florida-woman-takes-bite-police-officers-leg-refused-let-go.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7914811/Florida-woman-takes-bite-police-officers-leg-refused-let-go.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Sex Offender Claims Google Gave Him Permission To Do ‘Anything He Wanted’<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/florida-sex-offender-claims-google-gave-him-permission-to-do-anything-he-wanted/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/florida-sex-offender-claims-google-gave-him-permission-to-do-anything-he-wanted/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Wearing Hover Skates Rolled Into Walmart, Stole $551 Of Merchandise<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-wearing-hover-skates-rolled-walmart-stole-551-merchandise-glided-out-police-say-1482647" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-wearing-hover-skates-rolled-walmart-stole-551-merchandise-glided-out-police-say-1482647</a><br /><br />Florida Man's Eccentric Paint Job On His House Attracts Criticism From Neighbors<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41609522/homes-eccentric-paint-job-in-naples-attracts-criticism-from-neighbors" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41609522/homes-eccentric-paint-job-in-naples-attracts-criticism-from-neighbors</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Sells Stolen Drills, Batteries, Cigarettes To Pay Ankle Monitor Fees<br /><a href="https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/police-putnam-man-sells-stolen-drills-batteries-cigarettes-to-pay-ankle-monitor-fees/77-7254b19d-ad39-4ed9-9072-c6ae369ee119" rel="noopener">https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/police-putnam-man-sells-stolen-drills-batteries-cigarettes-to-pay-ankle-monitor-fees/77-7254b19d-ad39-4ed9-9072-c6ae369ee119</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" 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rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22322973</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Feb 2020 10:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22322973/131_concourse_ecdysiast_marshal_masticator_accidental_arsonist_and_peculiar_paintjob.mp3" length="29734370" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 131 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida Woman walking down the concourse in Miami airport was already flying high, Florida Woman gets into the Orlando airport with something cheaper than a plane ticket, Florida...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 131 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida Woman walking down the concourse in Miami airport was already flying high, Florida Woman gets into the Orlando airport with something cheaper than a plane ticket, Florida Man gets in trouble for his unique paint job, and Florida Man warmed himself by the fire in his living room…but he doesn’t have a fireplace.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />Criminal Conduct: A new podcast from the creators of Pretend and Twisted<br /><a href="http://criminalconduct.net/" rel="noopener">http://criminalconduct.net/</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Mark Okrent<br />• Cherie Saunders<br />• William Bastin<br />• Rollerguy<br />• Jeffrey Leibman<br />• John Wayne Parker Jr.<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Girl Used Drink Coupon To Bypass TSA<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-girl-claims-she-used-drink-coupon-to-bypass-tsa/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-girl-claims-she-used-drink-coupon-to-bypass-tsa/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Sets Fire To Apartment To Keep Warm<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/st-pete-man-sets-fire-to-apartment-to-keep-warm-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/st-pete-man-sets-fire-to-apartment-to-keep-warm-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Is Arrested For Stripping Naked At Miami Airport And Strolling Through Baggage Claim<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7895295/Woman-strips-clothes-Miami-airport-later-spotted-sitting-naked-cop-car.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7895295/Woman-strips-clothes-Miami-airport-later-spotted-sitting-naked-cop-car.html</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Bites Deputy On His Leg<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7914811/Florida-woman-takes-bite-police-officers-leg-refused-let-go.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7914811/Florida-woman-takes-bite-police-officers-leg-refused-let-go.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Sex Offender Claims Google Gave Him Permission To Do ‘Anything He Wanted’<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/florida-sex-offender-claims-google-gave-him-permission-to-do-anything-he-wanted/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/florida-sex-offender-claims-google-gave-him-permission-to-do-anything-he-wanted/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Wearing Hover Skates Rolled Into Walmart, Stole $551 Of Merchandise<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-wearing-hover-skates-rolled-walmart-stole-551-merchandise-glided-out-police-say-1482647" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-wearing-hover-skates-rolled-walmart-stole-551-merchandise-glided-out-police-say-1482647</a><br /><br />Florida Man's Eccentric Paint Job On His House Attracts Criticism From Neighbors<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41609522/homes-eccentric-paint-job-in-naples-attracts-criticism-from-neighbors" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41609522/homes-eccentric-paint-job-in-naples-attracts-criticism-from-neighbors</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Sells Stolen Drills, Batteries, Cigarettes To Pay Ankle Monitor Fees<br /><a href="https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/police-putnam-man-sells-stolen-drills-batteries-cigarettes-to-pay-ankle-monitor-fees/77-7254b19d-ad39-4ed9-9072-c6ae369ee119" rel="noopener">https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/police-putnam-man-sells-stolen-drills-batteries-cigarettes-to-pay-ankle-monitor-fees/77-7254b19d-ad39-4ed9-9072-c6ae369ee119</a><br /><br />All...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2438</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/600a4570c927d2dbe535300fddc34f72.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>130 - Listener Quickie: Phony Fleshlight</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/130-listener-quickie-phony-fleshlight--22250353</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 130 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we're not going to even bother to describe this one. Dudes, be prepared to cringe. Ladies, be prepared to ask "Why??" Thanks to JP for bringing this to our attention.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Some Thai Guy<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Man’s Penis Rots After He Gets It Stuck In A Metal Pipe For Five Days<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7885173/Mans-penis-ROTS-gets-stuck-metal-pipe-five-days.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7885173/Mans-penis-ROTS-gets-stuck-metal-pipe-five-days.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22250353</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 10:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22250353/130_listener_quickie_phony_fleshlight.mp3" length="6265082" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 130 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we're not going to even bother to describe this one. Dudes, be prepared to cringe. Ladies, be prepared to ask "Why??" Thanks to JP for bringing this to our attention.

Promotions:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 130 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we're not going to even bother to describe this one. Dudes, be prepared to cringe. Ladies, be prepared to ask "Why??" Thanks to JP for bringing this to our attention.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Some Thai Guy<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Man’s Penis Rots After He Gets It Stuck In A Metal Pipe For Five Days<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7885173/Mans-penis-ROTS-gets-stuck-metal-pipe-five-days.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7885173/Mans-penis-ROTS-gets-stuck-metal-pipe-five-days.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>481</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,crime,dumbcriminals,fleshlight,florida,floridaman,floridamen,funny,officer,pecker,pipe,sex,sextoy,stupidcriminals,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fbcc46af66529566baea8b3d81741ab6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>129 - Reality Television Producer Tom Cunningham, PLUS Sovereign Scammer, Instagram Instigator, Drenched Dealer, and MMA DUI</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/129-reality-television-producer-tom-cunningham-plus-sovereign-scammer-instagram-instigator-drenched-dealer-and-mma-dui--22139801</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 129 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, reality TV producer Tom Cunningham joins Phil & Joel to recall his run-ins with Florida Man during his time on COPS, Florida Man discovers its not a good hiding place if you have to keep coming up for air, Florida Man discovers its not a good hiding place if you livestream your whereabouts, Florida Woman tries to leave the scene of multiple crashes she caused, and Florida Man tries to bribe his way out of a DUI charge.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Danielle Takeila Edmonson<br />• Kenneth Roger Edmonson<br />• Susan Blair Case<br />• Kevin Gaines Jr.<br />• Juan Gomez Gaitan<br />• Leroy King<br />• Calen Holcomb<br />• Daniel Christopher Booth<br />• Irma Acosta Arya<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Received $3.4 Million in Tax Refunds Before the IRS Realized It Was A Bogus Claim<br /><a href="https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/crime/fl-ne-moorish-sovereign-citizens-trial-175-million-tax-fraud-20191216-sca4awrdrrbl5dfosq2zzjbdx4-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/crime/fl-ne-moorish-sovereign-citizens-trial-175-million-tax-fraud-20191216-sca4awrdrrbl5dfosq2zzjbdx4-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested After Fleeing Multiple Crashes With A Train<br /><a href="https://weartv.com/news/local/gulf-breeze-woman-arrested-after-fleeing-multiple-crashes-in-northwest-florida" rel="noopener">https://weartv.com/news/local/gulf-breeze-woman-arrested-after-fleeing-multiple-crashes-in-northwest-florida</a><br /><br />Wanted Florida Man Arrested After Deputies Found Him Livestreaming On Instagram<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wanted-deland-man-arrested-after-deputies-found-him-livestreaming-instagram-sheriffs-office-says/NU2QFWIL3FHANCL7EEEAB6LQ6U/" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wanted-deland-man-arrested-after-deputies-found-him-livestreaming-instagram-sheriffs-office-says/NU2QFWIL3FHANCL7EEEAB6LQ6U/</a><br /><br />Florida Man With Spilled Beer In Truck Told Troopers “I Don’t Drink”<br /><a href="https://www.abc-7.com/story/41586257/florida-man-with-coors-can-spilled-in-truck-told-troopers-i-dont-drink" rel="noopener">https://www.abc-7.com/story/41586257/florida-man-with-coors-can-spilled-in-truck-told-troopers-i-dont-drink</a><br /><br />Florida School Resource Officer Arrested After He Pawned His Gun<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/sheriff-school-resource-officer-pawned-gun-brought-pellet-gun-to-mango-elementary-instead" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/sheriff-school-resource-officer-pawned-gun-brought-pellet-gun-to-mango-elementary-instead</a><br /><br />Florida Man Facing DUI Arrest Offers Deputies Free MMA Classes If They Let Him Go<br /><a href="https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-facing-dui-arrest-offers-deputies-free-mma-classes-if-they-let-him-go-report-says" rel="noopener">https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-facing-dui-arrest-offers-deputies-free-mma-classes-if-they-let-him-go-report-says</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tried To Evade Police By Hiding Underwater Until He Had To Breathe<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article239391618.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article239391618.html</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Follow-Up: Florida Woman Fined For Feeding Vultures, Gators Behind Her House<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/01/18/florida-woman-fined-for-feeding-vultures-gators-behind-her-house/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2020/01/18/florida-woman-fined-for-feeding-vultures-gators-behind-her-house/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a 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All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22139801</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2020 10:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22139801/129_reality_television_producer_tom_cunningham_sovereign_scammer_instagram_instigator_drenched_dealer_and_mma_dui.mp3" length="44891233" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 129 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, reality TV producer Tom Cunningham joins Phil &amp; Joel to recall his run-ins with Florida Man during his time on COPS, Florida Man discovers its not a good hiding place if you have to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 129 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, reality TV producer Tom Cunningham joins Phil & Joel to recall his run-ins with Florida Man during his time on COPS, Florida Man discovers its not a good hiding place if you have to keep coming up for air, Florida Man discovers its not a good hiding place if you livestream your whereabouts, Florida Woman tries to leave the scene of multiple crashes she caused, and Florida Man tries to bribe his way out of a DUI charge.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. <br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Danielle Takeila Edmonson<br />• Kenneth Roger Edmonson<br />• Susan Blair Case<br />• Kevin Gaines Jr.<br />• Juan Gomez Gaitan<br />• Leroy King<br />• Calen Holcomb<br />• Daniel Christopher Booth<br />• Irma Acosta Arya<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Received $3.4 Million in Tax Refunds Before the IRS Realized It Was A Bogus Claim<br /><a href="https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/crime/fl-ne-moorish-sovereign-citizens-trial-175-million-tax-fraud-20191216-sca4awrdrrbl5dfosq2zzjbdx4-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/crime/fl-ne-moorish-sovereign-citizens-trial-175-million-tax-fraud-20191216-sca4awrdrrbl5dfosq2zzjbdx4-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested After Fleeing Multiple Crashes With A Train<br /><a href="https://weartv.com/news/local/gulf-breeze-woman-arrested-after-fleeing-multiple-crashes-in-northwest-florida" rel="noopener">https://weartv.com/news/local/gulf-breeze-woman-arrested-after-fleeing-multiple-crashes-in-northwest-florida</a><br /><br />Wanted Florida Man Arrested After Deputies Found Him Livestreaming On Instagram<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wanted-deland-man-arrested-after-deputies-found-him-livestreaming-instagram-sheriffs-office-says/NU2QFWIL3FHANCL7EEEAB6LQ6U/" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wanted-deland-man-arrested-after-deputies-found-him-livestreaming-instagram-sheriffs-office-says/NU2QFWIL3FHANCL7EEEAB6LQ6U/</a><br /><br />Florida Man With Spilled Beer In Truck Told Troopers “I Don’t Drink”<br /><a href="https://www.abc-7.com/story/41586257/florida-man-with-coors-can-spilled-in-truck-told-troopers-i-dont-drink" rel="noopener">https://www.abc-7.com/story/41586257/florida-man-with-coors-can-spilled-in-truck-told-troopers-i-dont-drink</a><br /><br />Florida School Resource Officer Arrested After He Pawned His Gun<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/sheriff-school-resource-officer-pawned-gun-brought-pellet-gun-to-mango-elementary-instead" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/sheriff-school-resource-officer-pawned-gun-brought-pellet-gun-to-mango-elementary-instead</a><br /><br />Florida Man Facing DUI Arrest Offers Deputies Free MMA Classes If They Let Him Go<br /><a href="https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-facing-dui-arrest-offers-deputies-free-mma-classes-if-they-let-him-go-report-says" rel="noopener">https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-facing-dui-arrest-offers-deputies-free-mma-classes-if-they-let-him-go-report-says</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tried To Evade Police By Hiding Underwater Until He Had To Breathe<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article239391618.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article239391618.html</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Follow-Up: Florida Woman Fined For Feeding Vultures, Gators Behind Her House<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/01/18/florida-woman-fined-for-feeding-vultures-gators-behind-her-house/"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3703</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fdf52bea23621f130ab19edb75c7f5ed.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>128 - Listener Quickie: Missouri Meth Motorist</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/128-listener-quickie-missouri-meth-motorist--22005684</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 128 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, This episode has meth, a carjacking, a porn store, and a goat. It's hard to believe it DIDN'T happen in Florida. Thanks to Ginny for sending this story our way.<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Brandon Kirby<br /><br />News Source:<br />Carjacker On Meth Abducts Man And His Pet Goat From Missouri Porn Store<br /><a href="https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article238889478.html" rel="noopener">https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article238889478.html</a><br /><br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22005684</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2020 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22005684/128_listener_quickie_missouri_meth_motorist.mp3" length="7500029" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 128 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, This episode has meth, a carjacking, a porn store, and a goat. It's hard to believe it DIDN'T happen in Florida. Thanks to Ginny for sending this story our way.

This Episode's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 128 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, This episode has meth, a carjacking, a porn store, and a goat. It's hard to believe it DIDN'T happen in Florida. Thanks to Ginny for sending this story our way.<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Brandon Kirby<br /><br />News Source:<br />Carjacker On Meth Abducts Man And His Pet Goat From Missouri Porn Store<br /><a href="https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article238889478.html" rel="noopener">https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article238889478.html</a><br /><br /><br />Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>586</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,crime,drugs,dumbcriminals,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,kansas,meth,missouri,officer,oklahoma,police,quickie,sex,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6fbd39f1b3fb3a6f7cd496e3af5c7671.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>127 - Peeping Photographer, Makeshift Molotov, Cola Crasher, and Quatro Clones</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/127-peeping-photographer-makeshift-molotov-cola-crasher-and-quatro-clones--21902517</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 127 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man couldn’t wait for a Dr. Pepper, Florida Man turns golf into a contact sport, Florida Woman pissed on a cop, and Florida Woman made four new tax deductions in 2019.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Serina Probus<br />• Andrew Jon-Paul Edwards<br />• Emily Stallard<br />• Gavin Lee<br />• Akbar Akram<br />• Tyler Dearden<br />• Alexzandria Wolliston<br />• Randilynn Santiago<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Smiles For Mugshot After Allegedly Hitting Man With Car, Trying To Urinate On Sheriff's Deputy<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-arrested-smile-mugshot-hitting-man-bmw-urinate-pasco-sheriffs-office-deputy-1481206" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-arrested-smile-mugshot-hitting-man-bmw-urinate-pasco-sheriffs-office-deputy-1481206</a><br /><br />Florida Man Pulled Down 63-year-old Woman’s Pants To Film Her Butt<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/01/10/witnesses-stop-man-who-pulled-down-63-year-old-womans-pants-to-film-her-butt-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/01/10/witnesses-stop-man-who-pulled-down-63-year-old-womans-pants-to-film-her-butt-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested For Allegedly Making Bomb In A Mason Jar In  Walmart<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/tampa-mom-faces-charges-for-making-bomb-in-walmart/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/tampa-mom-faces-charges-for-making-bomb-in-walmart/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Crashes Truck Into Bar To Steal Dr. Pepper<br /><a href="https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-news/bcso-man-crashes-into-business-for-dr-pepper/" rel="noopener">https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-news/bcso-man-crashes-into-business-for-dr-pepper/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Smuggling More Than 20 Live Water Monitor Lizards Into The Us From The Philippines<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7869183/Florida-man-pleads-guilty-smuggling-live-water-monitor-lizards-Philippines-US.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7869183/Florida-man-pleads-guilty-smuggling-live-water-monitor-lizards-Philippines-US.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Beats Elderly Golfer He Tried Stealing Golf Balls From<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/01/12/sheriffs-office-florida-man-beats-elderly-golfer-tried-stealing-golf-balls/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/01/12/sheriffs-office-florida-man-beats-elderly-golfer-tried-stealing-golf-balls/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Gives Birth To Two Sets Of Twins In One Year<br /><a href="https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach/west-palm-beach-mom-gives-birth-to-two-sets-of-twins-in-one-year" rel="noopener">https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach/west-palm-beach-mom-gives-birth-to-two-sets-of-twins-in-one-year</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman With Beer Searches for Boyfriend At Another Woman’s Home<br /><a href="https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/fellsmere-woman-with-beer-searches-for-boyfriend-at-another-womans-home-20179/" rel="noopener">https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/fellsmere-woman-with-beer-searches-for-boyfriend-at-another-womans-home-20179/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on 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href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21902517</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2020 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21902517/127_peeping_photographer_makeshift_molotov_cola_crasher_and_quatro_clones.mp3" length="38025765" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 127 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man couldn’t wait for a Dr. Pepper, Florida Man turns golf into a contact sport, Florida Woman pissed on a cop, and Florida Woman made four new tax deductions in 2019.

This...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 127 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man couldn’t wait for a Dr. Pepper, Florida Man turns golf into a contact sport, Florida Woman pissed on a cop, and Florida Woman made four new tax deductions in 2019.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Serina Probus<br />• Andrew Jon-Paul Edwards<br />• Emily Stallard<br />• Gavin Lee<br />• Akbar Akram<br />• Tyler Dearden<br />• Alexzandria Wolliston<br />• Randilynn Santiago<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Smiles For Mugshot After Allegedly Hitting Man With Car, Trying To Urinate On Sheriff's Deputy<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-arrested-smile-mugshot-hitting-man-bmw-urinate-pasco-sheriffs-office-deputy-1481206" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-arrested-smile-mugshot-hitting-man-bmw-urinate-pasco-sheriffs-office-deputy-1481206</a><br /><br />Florida Man Pulled Down 63-year-old Woman’s Pants To Film Her Butt<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/01/10/witnesses-stop-man-who-pulled-down-63-year-old-womans-pants-to-film-her-butt-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/01/10/witnesses-stop-man-who-pulled-down-63-year-old-womans-pants-to-film-her-butt-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested For Allegedly Making Bomb In A Mason Jar In  Walmart<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/tampa-mom-faces-charges-for-making-bomb-in-walmart/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/tampa-mom-faces-charges-for-making-bomb-in-walmart/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Crashes Truck Into Bar To Steal Dr. Pepper<br /><a href="https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-news/bcso-man-crashes-into-business-for-dr-pepper/" rel="noopener">https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-news/bcso-man-crashes-into-business-for-dr-pepper/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Smuggling More Than 20 Live Water Monitor Lizards Into The Us From The Philippines<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7869183/Florida-man-pleads-guilty-smuggling-live-water-monitor-lizards-Philippines-US.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7869183/Florida-man-pleads-guilty-smuggling-live-water-monitor-lizards-Philippines-US.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Beats Elderly Golfer He Tried Stealing Golf Balls From<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/01/12/sheriffs-office-florida-man-beats-elderly-golfer-tried-stealing-golf-balls/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/01/12/sheriffs-office-florida-man-beats-elderly-golfer-tried-stealing-golf-balls/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Gives Birth To Two Sets Of Twins In One Year<br /><a href="https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach/west-palm-beach-mom-gives-birth-to-two-sets-of-twins-in-one-year" rel="noopener">https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach/west-palm-beach-mom-gives-birth-to-two-sets-of-twins-in-one-year</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman With Beer Searches for Boyfriend At Another Woman’s Home<br /><a href="https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/fellsmere-woman-with-beer-searches-for-boyfriend-at-another-womans-home-20179/" rel="noopener">https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/fellsmere-woman-with-beer-searches-for-boyfriend-at-another-womans-home-20179/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3129</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0a27cdcba6cfddf9a03d0a4e9f717513.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>126 - Listener Quickie: Macon Jail Meth Mail</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/126-listener-quickie-macon-jail-meth-mail--21767232</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 126 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida is so backwards, Georgia is "Up North". Thanks to Michelle for sending this story to us.<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Timothy Lee Snow<br />• Mary Beth Odum<br /><br />News Source:<br />Georgia Man Mailed Drugs to His Girlfriend, Who Was In Jail<br /><a href="https://www.macon.com/news/local/crime/article239246743.html" rel="noopener">https://www.macon.com/news/local/crime/article239246743.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21767232</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2020 10:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21767232/126_listener_quickie_meth_mail.mp3" length="7506655" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 126 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida is so backwards, Georgia is "Up North". Thanks to Michelle for sending this story to us.

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Timothy Lee Snow
• Mary Beth Odum

News Source:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 126 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida is so backwards, Georgia is "Up North". Thanks to Michelle for sending this story to us.<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Timothy Lee Snow<br />• Mary Beth Odum<br /><br />News Source:<br />Georgia Man Mailed Drugs to His Girlfriend, Who Was In Jail<br /><a href="https://www.macon.com/news/local/crime/article239246743.html" rel="noopener">https://www.macon.com/news/local/crime/article239246743.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>585</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,crime,drugs,dumbcriminals,floridaman,floridamen,funny,georgia,meth,officer,police,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dadd65a0564a8f9cc1954d43d8a0f922.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>125 - Fecal Felon, Slapdash Sparklers, Dog Biter, and Chicken Dippers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/125-fecal-felon-slapdash-sparklers-dog-biter-and-chicken-dippers--21627115</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 125 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man stars in a real life “man bites dog” story, a couple of Florida Women get really worked up over fried chicken, a Florida hostage is released from his cage when the cops show up, and Florida Man makes some homemade fireworks. It goes as well as expected.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Donald Watts<br />• April Moyer<br />• Maguire McLaughlin<br />• Melinda Britt Disbrow<br />• Joanne Mercader<br />• Paulie Wanacraker<br />• Carlos Suarez<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Made Improvised Fireworks That Exploded In His Hand<br /><a href="https://www.fox13news.com/news/seminole-man-bundled-four-boxes-of-sparklers-together-with-tape-and-it-exploded-in-his-hand-deputies-say" rel="noopener">https://www.fox13news.com/news/seminole-man-bundled-four-boxes-of-sparklers-together-with-tape-and-it-exploded-in-his-hand-deputies-say</a><br /><br />Naked Florida Man On Meth Bites K-9, Assaults Officer<br /><a href="https://www.fox5dc.com/news/naked-florida-man-bites-k-9-dog-assaults-officer-while-high-on-meth-report" rel="noopener">https://www.fox5dc.com/news/naked-florida-man-bites-k-9-dog-assaults-officer-while-high-on-meth-report</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested Driving 107 MPH Had Jello Shots In The Car<br /><a href="https://myfox8.com/2020/01/03/florida-woman-accused-of-driving-107-mph-with-jello-shots-in-car-arrested-for-dui/" rel="noopener">https://myfox8.com/2020/01/03/florida-woman-accused-of-driving-107-mph-with-jello-shots-in-car-arrested-for-dui/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Threatened To Rob McDonald's If She Didn't Get Enough Dipping Sauce<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-threatened-rob-mcdonalds-if-she-didnt-get-enough-dipping-sauce-police-say-1480695" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-threatened-rob-mcdonalds-if-she-didnt-get-enough-dipping-sauce-police-say-1480695</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Selling Chicken Tender Shaped Like A Manatee<br /><a href="https://www.cltampa.com/news-views/local-news/article/21108316/florida-woman-is-selling-manateeshaped-chicken-tender-for-5000?utm_source=feature&utm_medium=home&utm_campaign=hpfeatures" rel="noopener">https://www.cltampa.com/news-views/local-news/article/21108316/florida-woman-is-selling-manateeshaped-chicken-tender-for-5000?utm_source=feature&utm_medium=home&utm_campaign=hpfeatures</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Tossed Bucket Of Human Waste In Landlord's Face<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/trailer-poop-attack-762018" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/trailer-poop-attack-762018</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Calls 911 After Hearing Screams From Neighbor’s House. It Was Their Parrot<br /><a href="https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2020/01/06/florida-police-respond-911-call-after-parrot-cries/2822864001/" rel="noopener">https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2020/01/06/florida-police-respond-911-call-after-parrot-cries/2822864001/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Tased After Slinging Penis, Profanities At Deputies<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41526245/florida-man-tased-after-slinging-penis-profanities-at-deputies" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41526245/florida-man-tased-after-slinging-penis-profanities-at-deputies</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21627115</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2020 10:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21627115/125_fecal_felon_slapdash_sparklers_dog_biter_and_chicken_dippers.mp3" length="37355993" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 125 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man stars in a real life “man bites dog” story, a couple of Florida Women get really worked up over fried chicken, a Florida hostage is released from his cage when the cops...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 125 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man stars in a real life “man bites dog” story, a couple of Florida Women get really worked up over fried chicken, a Florida hostage is released from his cage when the cops show up, and Florida Man makes some homemade fireworks. It goes as well as expected.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Donald Watts<br />• April Moyer<br />• Maguire McLaughlin<br />• Melinda Britt Disbrow<br />• Joanne Mercader<br />• Paulie Wanacraker<br />• Carlos Suarez<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Made Improvised Fireworks That Exploded In His Hand<br /><a href="https://www.fox13news.com/news/seminole-man-bundled-four-boxes-of-sparklers-together-with-tape-and-it-exploded-in-his-hand-deputies-say" rel="noopener">https://www.fox13news.com/news/seminole-man-bundled-four-boxes-of-sparklers-together-with-tape-and-it-exploded-in-his-hand-deputies-say</a><br /><br />Naked Florida Man On Meth Bites K-9, Assaults Officer<br /><a href="https://www.fox5dc.com/news/naked-florida-man-bites-k-9-dog-assaults-officer-while-high-on-meth-report" rel="noopener">https://www.fox5dc.com/news/naked-florida-man-bites-k-9-dog-assaults-officer-while-high-on-meth-report</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested Driving 107 MPH Had Jello Shots In The Car<br /><a href="https://myfox8.com/2020/01/03/florida-woman-accused-of-driving-107-mph-with-jello-shots-in-car-arrested-for-dui/" rel="noopener">https://myfox8.com/2020/01/03/florida-woman-accused-of-driving-107-mph-with-jello-shots-in-car-arrested-for-dui/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Threatened To Rob McDonald's If She Didn't Get Enough Dipping Sauce<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-threatened-rob-mcdonalds-if-she-didnt-get-enough-dipping-sauce-police-say-1480695" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-threatened-rob-mcdonalds-if-she-didnt-get-enough-dipping-sauce-police-say-1480695</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Selling Chicken Tender Shaped Like A Manatee<br /><a href="https://www.cltampa.com/news-views/local-news/article/21108316/florida-woman-is-selling-manateeshaped-chicken-tender-for-5000?utm_source=feature&utm_medium=home&utm_campaign=hpfeatures" rel="noopener">https://www.cltampa.com/news-views/local-news/article/21108316/florida-woman-is-selling-manateeshaped-chicken-tender-for-5000?utm_source=feature&utm_medium=home&utm_campaign=hpfeatures</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Tossed Bucket Of Human Waste In Landlord's Face<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/trailer-poop-attack-762018" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/trailer-poop-attack-762018</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Calls 911 After Hearing Screams From Neighbor’s House. It Was Their Parrot<br /><a href="https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2020/01/06/florida-police-respond-911-call-after-parrot-cries/2822864001/" rel="noopener">https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2020/01/06/florida-police-respond-911-call-after-parrot-cries/2822864001/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Tased After Slinging Penis, Profanities At Deputies<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41526245/florida-man-tased-after-slinging-penis-profanities-at-deputies" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41526245/florida-man-tased-after-slinging-penis-profanities-at-deputies</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3073</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/177cc2ad0ea3561e8a7f99ff25e66f46.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>124 - Listener Quickie: Cement Blockhead</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/124-listener-quickie-cement-blockhead--21529710</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 124 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a UK YouTuber gets his head stuck in a microwave. Because of all the cement that was in it. Thanks to Allison for suggesting this story. <br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Jay Swingler<br />• Romell Henry<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />YouTube “Star” Cemented A Microwave To His Head<br /><a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/tgfbro-jay-swingler-buries-head-microwave-cement-west-midlands-emergency-services-2017-12" rel="noopener">https://www.businessinsider.com/tgfbro-jay-swingler-buries-head-microwave-cement-west-midlands-emergency-services-2017-12</a><br /><br />Full TGFbro YouTube Video<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY8gvu6h2Hc" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY8gvu6h2Hc</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21529710</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2020 10:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21529710/124_listener_quickie_cement_blockhead.mp3" length="4413597" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 124 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a UK YouTuber gets his head stuck in a microwave. Because of all the cement that was in it. Thanks to Allison for suggesting this story. 

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Jay Swingler...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 124 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a UK YouTuber gets his head stuck in a microwave. Because of all the cement that was in it. Thanks to Allison for suggesting this story. <br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Jay Swingler<br />• Romell Henry<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />YouTube “Star” Cemented A Microwave To His Head<br /><a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/tgfbro-jay-swingler-buries-head-microwave-cement-west-midlands-emergency-services-2017-12" rel="noopener">https://www.businessinsider.com/tgfbro-jay-swingler-buries-head-microwave-cement-west-midlands-emergency-services-2017-12</a><br /><br />Full TGFbro YouTube Video<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY8gvu6h2Hc" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY8gvu6h2Hc</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>326</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>999,comedy,dumbcriminals,firebrigade,floridaman,floridamen,funny,influencers,stupidcriminals,truecrime,truecrimecomedy,uk,youtube</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ab395517fb12ce399ab9ca5edb0d35bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>123 - Sexist Strippers, Boat Boomer, Pork Popper, and Axe Overload</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/123-sexist-strippers-boat-boomer-pork-popper-and-axe-overload--21425925</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 121 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man has a run in with the pigs, Florida Woman makes a pizza in somebody else’s kitchen, Florida Man launched himself into the air from his boat, and Florida Kid is ready to become Florida Man.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Kel Young<br />• David Weil<br />• Mamberto Real<br />• Everett Lages<br />• Some Stinky Middleschooler<br />• Phil Fraumeni<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Told By Officials To Shoot Or Trap Wild Boars Tearing Up His Yard<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/04/wildlife-officials-tell-florida-man-to-shoot-or-trap-wild-boars-tearing-up-his-yard/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/04/wildlife-officials-tell-florida-man-to-shoot-or-trap-wild-boars-tearing-up-his-yard/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Blows Up His Boat, and It Hadn’t Even Left the Dock Yet<br /><a href="https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/12/02/florida-boat-explosion-sends-owner-flying-onto-dock-hurls-his-daughter-into-water/" rel="noopener">https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/12/02/florida-boat-explosion-sends-owner-flying-onto-dock-hurls-his-daughter-into-water/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Facing Eviction Says It’s Because Of Santeria<br /><a href="https://www.news-press.com/story/news/local/2019/11/22/fort-myers-man-says-he-faces-eviction-due-cultural-differences/4251705002/" rel="noopener">https://www.news-press.com/story/news/local/2019/11/22/fort-myers-man-says-he-faces-eviction-due-cultural-differences/4251705002/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Breaks Into House to Make a Pizza<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/</a><br /><br />Florida Man With A Cat Denied Entry to Strip Club, Gets Arrested<br /><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-with-cat-denied-entry-by-fla-strip-club-arrested/" rel="noopener">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-with-cat-denied-entry-by-fla-strip-club-arrested/</a><br /><br />Florida Women Suing Orlando Strip Club For Denying Them Entrance Without Man<br /><a href="https://www.wesh.com/article/women-suing-orlando-strip-club-rachels-for-denying-them-entrance-without-man/29962724" rel="noopener">https://www.wesh.com/article/women-suing-orlando-strip-club-rachels-for-denying-them-entrance-without-man/29962724</a><br /><br />School Bus Full Of Florida Kids Evacuated Over Too Much Axe Body Spray<br /><a href="https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/students-evacuated-from-manatee-county-school-bus-after-someone-sprayed-too-much-axe-body-spray" rel="noopener">https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/students-evacuated-from-manatee-county-school-bus-after-someone-sprayed-too-much-axe-body-spray</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Comes Home to Random Tesla Model 3 Charging in His Yard, Stealing Electricity<br /><a href="https://www.thedrive.com/news/29164/florida-man-comes-home-to-random-tesla-model-3-charging-in-his-yard-stealing-electricity" rel="noopener">https://www.thedrive.com/news/29164/florida-man-comes-home-to-random-tesla-model-3-charging-in-his-yard-stealing-electricity</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21425925</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2020 10:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21425925/123_sexist_strippers_boat_boomer_pork_popper_and_axe_overload.mp3" length="29388092" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 121 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man has a run in with the pigs, Florida Woman makes a pizza in somebody else’s kitchen, Florida Man launched himself into the air from his boat, and Florida Kid is ready to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 121 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man has a run in with the pigs, Florida Woman makes a pizza in somebody else’s kitchen, Florida Man launched himself into the air from his boat, and Florida Kid is ready to become Florida Man.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Kel Young<br />• David Weil<br />• Mamberto Real<br />• Everett Lages<br />• Some Stinky Middleschooler<br />• Phil Fraumeni<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Told By Officials To Shoot Or Trap Wild Boars Tearing Up His Yard<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/04/wildlife-officials-tell-florida-man-to-shoot-or-trap-wild-boars-tearing-up-his-yard/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/04/wildlife-officials-tell-florida-man-to-shoot-or-trap-wild-boars-tearing-up-his-yard/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Blows Up His Boat, and It Hadn’t Even Left the Dock Yet<br /><a href="https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/12/02/florida-boat-explosion-sends-owner-flying-onto-dock-hurls-his-daughter-into-water/" rel="noopener">https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/12/02/florida-boat-explosion-sends-owner-flying-onto-dock-hurls-his-daughter-into-water/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Facing Eviction Says It’s Because Of Santeria<br /><a href="https://www.news-press.com/story/news/local/2019/11/22/fort-myers-man-says-he-faces-eviction-due-cultural-differences/4251705002/" rel="noopener">https://www.news-press.com/story/news/local/2019/11/22/fort-myers-man-says-he-faces-eviction-due-cultural-differences/4251705002/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Breaks Into House to Make a Pizza<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/</a><br /><br />Florida Man With A Cat Denied Entry to Strip Club, Gets Arrested<br /><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-with-cat-denied-entry-by-fla-strip-club-arrested/" rel="noopener">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-with-cat-denied-entry-by-fla-strip-club-arrested/</a><br /><br />Florida Women Suing Orlando Strip Club For Denying Them Entrance Without Man<br /><a href="https://www.wesh.com/article/women-suing-orlando-strip-club-rachels-for-denying-them-entrance-without-man/29962724" rel="noopener">https://www.wesh.com/article/women-suing-orlando-strip-club-rachels-for-denying-them-entrance-without-man/29962724</a><br /><br />School Bus Full Of Florida Kids Evacuated Over Too Much Axe Body Spray<br /><a href="https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/students-evacuated-from-manatee-county-school-bus-after-someone-sprayed-too-much-axe-body-spray" rel="noopener">https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/students-evacuated-from-manatee-county-school-bus-after-someone-sprayed-too-much-axe-body-spray</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Comes Home to Random Tesla Model 3 Charging in His Yard, Stealing Electricity<br /><a href="https://www.thedrive.com/news/29164/florida-man-comes-home-to-random-tesla-model-3-charging-in-his-yard-stealing-electricity" rel="noopener">https://www.thedrive.com/news/29164/florida-man-comes-home-to-random-tesla-model-3-charging-in-his-yard-stealing-electricity</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2408</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03135b53e3e23ebbb27a67d744f8860a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>122 - Listener Quickie: Bradentucky Toe Sucker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/122-listener-quickie-bradentucky-toe-sucker--21379797</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 122 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man's foot fetish gets him in hot water. Thanks to Patti for suggesting this story. <br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Some creepy toe tickler<br /><br />News Source:<br /><br />Florida Man Awoke To Find Intruder Sucking On His Toes<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/police-hunt-toe-sucker-650249" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/police-hunt-toe-sucker-650249</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21379797</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jan 2020 18:23:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21379797/122_listener_quickie_bradentucky_toe_sucker.mp3" length="4263652" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 122 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man's foot fetish gets him in hot water. Thanks to Patti for suggesting this story. 

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Some creepy toe tickler

News Source:

Florida Man Awoke...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 122 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man's foot fetish gets him in hot water. Thanks to Patti for suggesting this story. <br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Some creepy toe tickler<br /><br />News Source:<br /><br />Florida Man Awoke To Find Intruder Sucking On His Toes<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/police-hunt-toe-sucker-650249" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/police-hunt-toe-sucker-650249</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>314</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,crime,dumbcriminals,feet,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foot,footfetish,funny,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,suck,sunshinestate,toes,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7aac0a2501d4320332278b420d83b209.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>121 - Female Flasher, Walmart Wanker, Drug Deal Duper, and the Perfect Florida Man Story</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/121-female-flasher-walmart-wanker-drug-deal-duper-and-the-perfect-florida-man-story--21180321</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 121 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we get a triple dose of Florida Man/People of Walmart crossovers, Florida Man hasn’t learned his lesson about drunk driving in a golf cart, Florida Man must be on drugs to try to rip off a drug dealer, and we finish up 2019 with the quintessential Florida Man story.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Henry Harvey<br />• Elias Flor<br />• William Halford<br />• Julio Aguirre<br />• Jamian Rivera<br />• Isiah Irons<br />• Mary Coker<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Batters A Customer in Line at Walmart<br /><a href="https://www.capecops.com/newsroom/2019/12/5/male-batters-another-customer-in-line-at-walmart" rel="noopener">https://www.capecops.com/newsroom/2019/12/5/male-batters-another-customer-in-line-at-walmart</a><br /><br />Florida Man Extracted from Ceiling by Police with Tasers<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tased-out-ceiling-walmart-1472865" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tased-out-ceiling-walmart-1472865</a><br /><br />Florida Man Busted For Lewd Act In Walmart Toy Aisle<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/another-vile-walmart-patron-285930" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/another-vile-walmart-patron-285930</a><br /><br />Florida Man Charged With Dui After Golf Cart Crashes Into Jacksonville Beach Bar<br /><a href="https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/09/man-charged-with-dui-after-golf-cart-crashes-into-neptune-beach-bar/" rel="noopener">https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/09/man-charged-with-dui-after-golf-cart-crashes-into-neptune-beach-bar/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Found Partially Eaten By Alligator In Polk County Died From Meth Overdose<br /><a href="https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/florida-man-found-partially-eaten-by-alligator-died-of-drug-overdose/67-d57a93b2-e1c1-4d0b-9f7d-f487b92636f1" rel="noopener">https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/florida-man-found-partially-eaten-by-alligator-died-of-drug-overdose/67-d57a93b2-e1c1-4d0b-9f7d-f487b92636f1</a><br /><br />Florida Man Shot For Using Fake Money In Drug Deal<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/teen-shoots-man-for-using-fake-money-in-altamonte-springs-drug-deal-police-say/1014793908/" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/teen-shoots-man-for-using-fake-money-in-altamonte-springs-drug-deal-police-say/1014793908/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Narrowly Avoids Pay Cut, Demotion for Flasher Costume<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2019/12/11/flasher-costume-nearly-cost-schools-director-pay-cut-demotion/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2019/12/11/flasher-costume-nearly-cost-schools-director-pay-cut-demotion/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Fakes In-Flight Medical Emergency After Being Denied Larger Seat<br /><a href="https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-woman-fakes-in-flight-medical-emergency-after-being-denied-larger-seat/2147958/" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-woman-fakes-in-flight-medical-emergency-after-being-denied-larger-seat/2147958/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21180321</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2019 10:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21180321/121_female_flasher_walmart_wanker_drug_deal_duper_and_the_perfect_florida_man_story.mp3" length="40841715" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 121 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we get a triple dose of Florida Man/People of Walmart crossovers, Florida Man hasn’t learned his lesson about drunk driving in a golf cart, Florida Man must be on drugs to try to rip...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 121 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we get a triple dose of Florida Man/People of Walmart crossovers, Florida Man hasn’t learned his lesson about drunk driving in a golf cart, Florida Man must be on drugs to try to rip off a drug dealer, and we finish up 2019 with the quintessential Florida Man story.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Henry Harvey<br />• Elias Flor<br />• William Halford<br />• Julio Aguirre<br />• Jamian Rivera<br />• Isiah Irons<br />• Mary Coker<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Batters A Customer in Line at Walmart<br /><a href="https://www.capecops.com/newsroom/2019/12/5/male-batters-another-customer-in-line-at-walmart" rel="noopener">https://www.capecops.com/newsroom/2019/12/5/male-batters-another-customer-in-line-at-walmart</a><br /><br />Florida Man Extracted from Ceiling by Police with Tasers<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tased-out-ceiling-walmart-1472865" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tased-out-ceiling-walmart-1472865</a><br /><br />Florida Man Busted For Lewd Act In Walmart Toy Aisle<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/another-vile-walmart-patron-285930" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/another-vile-walmart-patron-285930</a><br /><br />Florida Man Charged With Dui After Golf Cart Crashes Into Jacksonville Beach Bar<br /><a href="https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/09/man-charged-with-dui-after-golf-cart-crashes-into-neptune-beach-bar/" rel="noopener">https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/09/man-charged-with-dui-after-golf-cart-crashes-into-neptune-beach-bar/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Found Partially Eaten By Alligator In Polk County Died From Meth Overdose<br /><a href="https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/florida-man-found-partially-eaten-by-alligator-died-of-drug-overdose/67-d57a93b2-e1c1-4d0b-9f7d-f487b92636f1" rel="noopener">https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/florida-man-found-partially-eaten-by-alligator-died-of-drug-overdose/67-d57a93b2-e1c1-4d0b-9f7d-f487b92636f1</a><br /><br />Florida Man Shot For Using Fake Money In Drug Deal<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/teen-shoots-man-for-using-fake-money-in-altamonte-springs-drug-deal-police-say/1014793908/" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/teen-shoots-man-for-using-fake-money-in-altamonte-springs-drug-deal-police-say/1014793908/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Narrowly Avoids Pay Cut, Demotion for Flasher Costume<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2019/12/11/flasher-costume-nearly-cost-schools-director-pay-cut-demotion/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2019/12/11/flasher-costume-nearly-cost-schools-director-pay-cut-demotion/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Fakes In-Flight Medical Emergency After Being Denied Larger Seat<br /><a href="https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-woman-fakes-in-flight-medical-emergency-after-being-denied-larger-seat/2147958/" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-woman-fakes-in-flight-medical-emergency-after-being-denied-larger-seat/2147958/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3363</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/332ffc531749a766d3054cbe00964b57.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>120 - Listener Quickie: Pork Pesos</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/120-listener-quickie-pork-pesos--21090452</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 120 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, North Carolina cops pop a con who dropped his wad in slop. Thanks again to listener Jake for the heads up!<br /><br />Promotions:<br />The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />News Source:<br />North Carolina Man Stashes Drug Money In Pork Barrels<br /><a href="https://www.shelbystar.com/news/20191210/cleveland-county-sheriff-3-million-nabbed-in-i-85-traffic-stop" rel="noopener">https://www.shelbystar.com/news/20191210/cleveland-county-sheriff-3-million-nabbed-in-i-85-traffic-stop</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21090452</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Dec 2019 10:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21090452/120_listener_quickie_pork_pesos.mp3" length="4885587" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 120 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, North Carolina cops pop a con who dropped his wad in slop. Thanks again to listener Jake for the heads up!

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News...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 120 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, North Carolina cops pop a con who dropped his wad in slop. Thanks again to listener Jake for the heads up!<br /><br />Promotions:<br />The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />News Source:<br />North Carolina Man Stashes Drug Money In Pork Barrels<br /><a href="https://www.shelbystar.com/news/20191210/cleveland-county-sheriff-3-million-nabbed-in-i-85-traffic-stop" rel="noopener">https://www.shelbystar.com/news/20191210/cleveland-county-sheriff-3-million-nabbed-in-i-85-traffic-stop</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>366</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,crime,drugs,dumbcriminals,floridaman,floridamen,funny,northcarolina,officer,police,sheriff,southcarolina,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/85c6e66304faa382614206f6debe5c3f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>119 - Wreath Robber, Pajama P!$$er, Porch Pirates, and Toy Thief</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/119-wreath-robber-pajama-p-er-porch-pirates-and-toy-thief--20992917</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 119 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman goes to extremes to decorate her home for Christmas, Florida Man has a few too many before heading to the airport, Florida Man is a toy thief to the tune of a thousand dollars, and a Florida baby avenges the theft of her parents’ packages.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Daniel Wickell<br />• Shay Morgan Tracy<br />• Alex Anthony Laky<br />• Curtis Jenkins<br />• Krystall Graham<br />• Sean Nicholas Dunlop<br />• Rodney Davis<br />• Tommy Gainey<br />• William Stocks<br />• Bhavik Rambahi<br />• Clint Bagdon<br />• Kirkland Mallet<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Steals a Christmas Wreath At Gunpoint<br /><a href="https://wsvn.com/news/local/video-captures-woman-stealing-wreath-pointing-gun-at-hollywood-homeowner/" rel="noopener">https://wsvn.com/news/local/video-captures-woman-stealing-wreath-pointing-gun-at-hollywood-homeowner/</a><br /><br />Florida Man In Christmas Pajamas Pees In Airport Terminal<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41370596/florida-man-in-christmas-pajamas-pees-in-airport-terminal" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41370596/florida-man-in-christmas-pajamas-pees-in-airport-terminal</a><br /><br />Florida Men Arrested For Climbing Christmas Tree In A Park<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2019/12/13/two-men-arrested-for-climbing-35-foot-christmas-tree-at-largo-central-park-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2019/12/13/two-men-arrested-for-climbing-35-foot-christmas-tree-at-largo-central-park-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Accused Of Throwing Pot Of Turkey Soup During Fight<br /><a href="https://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/holiday-man-accused-throwing-pot-turkey-soup-during-fight" rel="noopener">https://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/holiday-man-accused-throwing-pot-turkey-soup-during-fight</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Attacked Boyfriend With Artificial Christmas Tree<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/christmas/xmas-tree-battery-259071" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/christmas/xmas-tree-battery-259071</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested After Toy Shoplifting Spree<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/03/lego-thief-charged-with-grand-theft-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/03/lego-thief-charged-with-grand-theft-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Family Fights Porch Pirates With Dirty Boxes<br /><a href="https://www.waff.com/2019/12/06/florida-family-fights-porch-pirates-with-dirty-diapers/" rel="noopener">https://www.waff.com/2019/12/06/florida-family-fights-porch-pirates-with-dirty-diapers/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Shows Up ‘Buck Naked’ To Undercover Sex Sting<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2019/12/11/florida-man-shows-up-buck-naked-to-undercover-sex-sting-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2019/12/11/florida-man-shows-up-buck-naked-to-undercover-sex-sting-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo</a><br /><br />Porch Pirate vs. Glitter Bomb Trap 2.0<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_TSR_v07m0" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_TSR_v07m0</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a 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All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20992917</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Dec 2019 10:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20992917/119_wreath_robber_pajama_pisser_porch_pirates_and_toy_thief.mp3" length="28542833" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 119 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman goes to extremes to decorate her home for Christmas, Florida Man has a few too many before heading to the airport, Florida Man is a toy thief to the tune of a thousand...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 119 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman goes to extremes to decorate her home for Christmas, Florida Man has a few too many before heading to the airport, Florida Man is a toy thief to the tune of a thousand dollars, and a Florida baby avenges the theft of her parents’ packages.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Daniel Wickell<br />• Shay Morgan Tracy<br />• Alex Anthony Laky<br />• Curtis Jenkins<br />• Krystall Graham<br />• Sean Nicholas Dunlop<br />• Rodney Davis<br />• Tommy Gainey<br />• William Stocks<br />• Bhavik Rambahi<br />• Clint Bagdon<br />• Kirkland Mallet<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Steals a Christmas Wreath At Gunpoint<br /><a href="https://wsvn.com/news/local/video-captures-woman-stealing-wreath-pointing-gun-at-hollywood-homeowner/" rel="noopener">https://wsvn.com/news/local/video-captures-woman-stealing-wreath-pointing-gun-at-hollywood-homeowner/</a><br /><br />Florida Man In Christmas Pajamas Pees In Airport Terminal<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41370596/florida-man-in-christmas-pajamas-pees-in-airport-terminal" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41370596/florida-man-in-christmas-pajamas-pees-in-airport-terminal</a><br /><br />Florida Men Arrested For Climbing Christmas Tree In A Park<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2019/12/13/two-men-arrested-for-climbing-35-foot-christmas-tree-at-largo-central-park-police-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2019/12/13/two-men-arrested-for-climbing-35-foot-christmas-tree-at-largo-central-park-police-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Accused Of Throwing Pot Of Turkey Soup During Fight<br /><a href="https://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/holiday-man-accused-throwing-pot-turkey-soup-during-fight" rel="noopener">https://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/holiday-man-accused-throwing-pot-turkey-soup-during-fight</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Attacked Boyfriend With Artificial Christmas Tree<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/christmas/xmas-tree-battery-259071" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/christmas/xmas-tree-battery-259071</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested After Toy Shoplifting Spree<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/03/lego-thief-charged-with-grand-theft-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/12/03/lego-thief-charged-with-grand-theft-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Florida Family Fights Porch Pirates With Dirty Boxes<br /><a href="https://www.waff.com/2019/12/06/florida-family-fights-porch-pirates-with-dirty-diapers/" rel="noopener">https://www.waff.com/2019/12/06/florida-family-fights-porch-pirates-with-dirty-diapers/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Shows Up ‘Buck Naked’ To Undercover Sex Sting<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2019/12/11/florida-man-shows-up-buck-naked-to-undercover-sex-sting-deputies-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2019/12/11/florida-man-shows-up-buck-naked-to-undercover-sex-sting-deputies-say/</a><br /><br />Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo</a><br /><br />Porch Pirate vs. Glitter Bomb Trap 2.0<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_TSR_v07m0" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_TSR_v07m0</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2339</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c52c8ba05735c37d26b71a8cc2aa640c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>118 - Listener Quickie: Smash &amp; Grab</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/118-listener-quickie-smash-grab--20860109</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 118 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Louisiana man takes the law into his own hands. Thanks again to listener Jake for the heads up!<br /><br />Promotions:<br />The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Chad Baxter<br />• Dorian Lewis<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Tool Thief Gets Grabbed and Smashed<br /><a href="https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_c71551e0-1ac7-11ea-9d93-93f11906cb80.html" rel="noopener">https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_c71551e0-1ac7-11ea-9d93-93f11906cb80.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20860109</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2019 10:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20860109/118_listener_quickie_smash_grab.mp3" length="7015280" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 118 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Louisiana man takes the law into his own hands. Thanks again to listener Jake for the heads up!

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This Episode's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 118 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Louisiana man takes the law into his own hands. Thanks again to listener Jake for the heads up!<br /><br />Promotions:<br />The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Chad Baxter<br />• Dorian Lewis<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Tool Thief Gets Grabbed and Smashed<br /><a href="https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_c71551e0-1ac7-11ea-9d93-93f11906cb80.html" rel="noopener">https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_c71551e0-1ac7-11ea-9d93-93f11906cb80.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>585</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,crime,crippled,dumbcriminals,floridaman,floridamen,funny,hammer,hands,officer,police,sheriff,smash,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,thief,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f21c86a40f0478b1bb7b8ede66edc2d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>117 - AK Killer, Pregnant Poly, Hitman Hirer, and Baby Bouncer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/117-ak-killer-pregnant-poly-hitman-hirer-and-baby-bouncer--20812315</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 117 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man learns you can’t trust a jailhouse hitman to feed your victim to the gators, Florida Woman gets a surprise gift at a baby shower, Florida Woman is going to have a baby shower with her 4 boyfriends, and Florida Man will fall for anything, but especially the cops.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Subscribe to Joel's new show: The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Tory Ojeda<br />• Jessie Webb<br />• Patrick Shurod Campbell<br />• Pedro Rodriguez<br />• Gary Bangstad<br />• Not Evel Kneivel<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Takes Out AK47 Wielding Robber<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/25/miami-man-kills-ak-47-wielding-robber/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/25/miami-man-kills-ak-47-wielding-robber/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Bought A Baby Bouncer from Goodwill, But Something Else Was In The Box<br /><a href="https://wqad.com/2019/12/06/woman-says-she-found-loaded-rifle-in-baby-bouncer-from-florida-goodwill/" rel="noopener">https://wqad.com/2019/12/06/woman-says-she-found-loaded-rifle-in-baby-bouncer-from-florida-goodwill/</a><br /><br />Polyamorous Florida Woman with Four Boyfriends is Pregnant<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Stole Golf Cart Because People Were Eating His Brains<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-says-someone-is-eating-his-brains-rips-up-golf-courses-in-wild-chase-lady-lake-police-say/919693076/" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-says-someone-is-eating-his-brains-rips-up-golf-courses-in-wild-chase-lady-lake-police-say/919693076/</a><br /><br />A Florida Man Who Bit His Dog To ‘Establish Dominance‘ Over The Animal Avoids Jail Time<br /><a href="https://dentondaily.com/a-florida-man-who-bit-his-dog-to-establish-dominance-over-the-animal-avoids-jail-time/" rel="noopener">https://dentondaily.com/a-florida-man-who-bit-his-dog-to-establish-dominance-over-the-animal-avoids-jail-time/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Falls From Roof During Robbery<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article237992724.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article237992724.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Attempted to Hire an Inmate to Kill Four People and Feed Them to Pigs or Alligators<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-offered-inmate-money-car-kill-four-people-feed-pigs-alligators-police-say-1475871" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-offered-inmate-money-car-kill-four-people-feed-pigs-alligators-police-say-1475871</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Launches Car into Dealership<br /><a href="https://www.valleynewslive.com/content/news/Dizzy-Florida-man-launches-car-into-dealership-deputies-say-565829681.html" rel="noopener">https://www.valleynewslive.com/content/news/Dizzy-Florida-man-launches-car-into-dealership-deputies-say-565829681.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20812315</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2019 10:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20812315/117_ak_killer_pregnant_poly_hitman_hirer_and_baby_bouncer.mp3" length="31811675" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 117 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man learns you can’t trust a jailhouse hitman to feed your victim to the gators, Florida Woman gets a surprise gift at a baby shower, Florida Woman is going to have a baby...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 117 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man learns you can’t trust a jailhouse hitman to feed your victim to the gators, Florida Woman gets a surprise gift at a baby shower, Florida Woman is going to have a baby shower with her 4 boyfriends, and Florida Man will fall for anything, but especially the cops.<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Subscribe to Joel's new show: The Daily Dog Podcast<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/DailyDog</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Tory Ojeda<br />• Jessie Webb<br />• Patrick Shurod Campbell<br />• Pedro Rodriguez<br />• Gary Bangstad<br />• Not Evel Kneivel<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Takes Out AK47 Wielding Robber<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/25/miami-man-kills-ak-47-wielding-robber/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/25/miami-man-kills-ak-47-wielding-robber/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Bought A Baby Bouncer from Goodwill, But Something Else Was In The Box<br /><a href="https://wqad.com/2019/12/06/woman-says-she-found-loaded-rifle-in-baby-bouncer-from-florida-goodwill/" rel="noopener">https://wqad.com/2019/12/06/woman-says-she-found-loaded-rifle-in-baby-bouncer-from-florida-goodwill/</a><br /><br />Polyamorous Florida Woman with Four Boyfriends is Pregnant<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Stole Golf Cart Because People Were Eating His Brains<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-says-someone-is-eating-his-brains-rips-up-golf-courses-in-wild-chase-lady-lake-police-say/919693076/" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-says-someone-is-eating-his-brains-rips-up-golf-courses-in-wild-chase-lady-lake-police-say/919693076/</a><br /><br />A Florida Man Who Bit His Dog To ‘Establish Dominance‘ Over The Animal Avoids Jail Time<br /><a href="https://dentondaily.com/a-florida-man-who-bit-his-dog-to-establish-dominance-over-the-animal-avoids-jail-time/" rel="noopener">https://dentondaily.com/a-florida-man-who-bit-his-dog-to-establish-dominance-over-the-animal-avoids-jail-time/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Falls From Roof During Robbery<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article237992724.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article237992724.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Attempted to Hire an Inmate to Kill Four People and Feed Them to Pigs or Alligators<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-offered-inmate-money-car-kill-four-people-feed-pigs-alligators-police-say-1475871" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-offered-inmate-money-car-kill-four-people-feed-pigs-alligators-police-say-1475871</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Launches Car into Dealership<br /><a href="https://www.valleynewslive.com/content/news/Dizzy-Florida-man-launches-car-into-dealership-deputies-say-565829681.html" rel="noopener">https://www.valleynewslive.com/content/news/Dizzy-Florida-man-launches-car-into-dealership-deputies-say-565829681.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2651</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/37704bcde592a177ad75b9cb6e0e11cd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>116 - Listener Quickie: Bucket of Blech</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/116-listener-quickie-bucket-of-blech--20611302</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 116 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Canadian breaks the stereotype of them all being so nice. Thanks to listener Bart for the heads up!<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Samuel Opoku<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Toronto Turd Tosser Comes to Court<br /><a href="https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/warmington-accused-feces-tosser-makes-court-appearance" rel="noopener">https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/warmington-accused-feces-tosser-makes-court-appearance</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20611302</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2019 10:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20611302/116_listener_quickie_bucket_of_blech.mp3" length="5686862" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 116 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Canadian breaks the stereotype of them all being so nice. Thanks to listener Bart for the heads up!

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Samuel Opoku

News Sources:

Toronto Turd Tosser...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 116 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Canadian breaks the stereotype of them all being so nice. Thanks to listener Bart for the heads up!<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Samuel Opoku<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Toronto Turd Tosser Comes to Court<br /><a href="https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/warmington-accused-feces-tosser-makes-court-appearance" rel="noopener">https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/warmington-accused-feces-tosser-makes-court-appearance</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>433</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bucket,canada,comedy,crap,crime,dumbcriminals,feces,floridaman,floridamen,funny,poop,stupidcriminals,toronto,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3a88d46b2b5fcd4af279bb320501db0c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>115 - Public Sex (Partnered and Solo), Bungled Burglary, and Filthy Frosting</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/115-public-sex-partnered-and-solo-bungled-burglary-and-filthy-frosting--20591801</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 115 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man breaks into a school and makes a real mess of things, Florida Man punches a guy who broke into his house, Florida Man punches a guy who stopped him from pleasuring himself, and Florida Man is arrested by a guy who stopped someone else from pleasuring him.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Susan Roscillo<br />• Robert Kellogg<br />• Kerry Dewayne Vandergriff<br />• Mark Katsnelson<br />• Christian Dominic Shay<br />• Samuel Lewis<br />• Chhaa Behary<br />• Michael Simpson<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Stuffs His Girlfriend’s Turkey on Thanksgiving. In Public<br /><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750" rel="noopener">http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750</a><br /><br />Florida Man in Parking Lot Punches Elderly Man Who Told Him To Stop Masturbating<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/26/police-man-punches-elderly-man-when-told-to-stop-masturbating-at-miami-supermarket-parking-lot/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/26/police-man-punches-elderly-man-when-told-to-stop-masturbating-at-miami-supermarket-parking-lot/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Fights Back Against Intruder, Who Then Had To Be Hospitalized<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-victim-fights-back-against--police-say" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-victim-fights-back-against--police-say</a><br /><br />Nearly Naked Florida Man Accused Of Spreading Feces During School Break-in<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/25/mostly-naked-florida-man-accused-of-spreading-feces-during-school-break-in/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/25/mostly-naked-florida-man-accused-of-spreading-feces-during-school-break-in/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Facing Charges After Hiding Multiple Drugs Under His Scrotum<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41381997/lehigh-acres-man-facing-drug-trafficking-charges-after-hiding-narcotics-under-his-scrotum" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41381997/lehigh-acres-man-facing-drug-trafficking-charges-after-hiding-narcotics-under-his-scrotum</a><br /><br />Florida Family’s Thanksgiving Dinner Interrupted By An Uninvited Guest<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/29/gator-knocking-florida-womans-door-thanksgiving/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/29/gator-knocking-florida-womans-door-thanksgiving/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Has Saved 864 Lives After Donating 100 Gallons Of Blood Over 43 Years<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/local/2019/11/27/100-gallons-of-blood-donations/4299308002/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/local/2019/11/27/100-gallons-of-blood-donations/4299308002/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Steals Fire Truck — Then Nearly Sets Himself On Fire<br /><a href="https://www.rawstory.com/2019/11/florida-man-steals-fire-chiefs-truck-then-nearly-sets-himself-on-fire-while-in-jail/" rel="noopener">https://www.rawstory.com/2019/11/florida-man-steals-fire-chiefs-truck-then-nearly-sets-himself-on-fire-while-in-jail/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20591801</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2019 10:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20591801/115_public_sex_partnered_and_solo_bungled_burglary_and_filthy_frosting_mixed.mp3" length="25916761" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 115 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man breaks into a school and makes a real mess of things, Florida Man punches a guy who broke into his house, Florida Man punches a guy who stopped him from pleasuring...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 115 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man breaks into a school and makes a real mess of things, Florida Man punches a guy who broke into his house, Florida Man punches a guy who stopped him from pleasuring himself, and Florida Man is arrested by a guy who stopped someone else from pleasuring him.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Susan Roscillo<br />• Robert Kellogg<br />• Kerry Dewayne Vandergriff<br />• Mark Katsnelson<br />• Christian Dominic Shay<br />• Samuel Lewis<br />• Chhaa Behary<br />• Michael Simpson<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Stuffs His Girlfriend’s Turkey on Thanksgiving. In Public<br /><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750" rel="noopener">http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750</a><br /><br />Florida Man in Parking Lot Punches Elderly Man Who Told Him To Stop Masturbating<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/26/police-man-punches-elderly-man-when-told-to-stop-masturbating-at-miami-supermarket-parking-lot/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/26/police-man-punches-elderly-man-when-told-to-stop-masturbating-at-miami-supermarket-parking-lot/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Fights Back Against Intruder, Who Then Had To Be Hospitalized<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-victim-fights-back-against--police-say" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-victim-fights-back-against--police-say</a><br /><br />Nearly Naked Florida Man Accused Of Spreading Feces During School Break-in<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/25/mostly-naked-florida-man-accused-of-spreading-feces-during-school-break-in/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/25/mostly-naked-florida-man-accused-of-spreading-feces-during-school-break-in/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Facing Charges After Hiding Multiple Drugs Under His Scrotum<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41381997/lehigh-acres-man-facing-drug-trafficking-charges-after-hiding-narcotics-under-his-scrotum" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41381997/lehigh-acres-man-facing-drug-trafficking-charges-after-hiding-narcotics-under-his-scrotum</a><br /><br />Florida Family’s Thanksgiving Dinner Interrupted By An Uninvited Guest<br /><a href="https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/29/gator-knocking-florida-womans-door-thanksgiving/" rel="noopener">https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/29/gator-knocking-florida-womans-door-thanksgiving/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Has Saved 864 Lives After Donating 100 Gallons Of Blood Over 43 Years<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/local/2019/11/27/100-gallons-of-blood-donations/4299308002/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/local/2019/11/27/100-gallons-of-blood-donations/4299308002/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Steals Fire Truck — Then Nearly Sets Himself On Fire<br /><a href="https://www.rawstory.com/2019/11/florida-man-steals-fire-chiefs-truck-then-nearly-sets-himself-on-fire-while-in-jail/" rel="noopener">https://www.rawstory.com/2019/11/florida-man-steals-fire-chiefs-truck-then-nearly-sets-himself-on-fire-while-in-jail/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2118</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15100598f13a8ac3327213b7953900cc.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>114 - Listener Quickie: Shotgun Sister</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/114-listener-quickie-shotgun-sister--20434143</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 114 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pair of  Pennsylvania siblings get into a brawl about riding shotgun. Thanks to listener Nitin for the story!<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man & His Sister:<br />• Bret Brezenski<br />• Brianna Brezenski<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />‘Riding Shotgun’ Argument Leads To Arrests Of Pennsylvania Siblings<br /><a href="https://wgntv.com/2019/11/23/riding-shotgun-argument-leads-to-arrests-of-pennsylvania-siblings/" rel="noopener">https://wgntv.com/2019/11/23/riding-shotgun-argument-leads-to-arrests-of-pennsylvania-siblings/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20434143</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2019 10:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20434143/e114_listener_quickie_shotgun_sister.mp3" length="5117270" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 114 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pair of  Pennsylvania siblings get into a brawl about riding shotgun. Thanks to listener Nitin for the story!

This Episode's "Florida" Man &amp; His Sister:
• Bret Brezenski
• Brianna...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 114 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pair of  Pennsylvania siblings get into a brawl about riding shotgun. Thanks to listener Nitin for the story!<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man & His Sister:<br />• Bret Brezenski<br />• Brianna Brezenski<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />‘Riding Shotgun’ Argument Leads To Arrests Of Pennsylvania Siblings<br /><a href="https://wgntv.com/2019/11/23/riding-shotgun-argument-leads-to-arrests-of-pennsylvania-siblings/" rel="noopener">https://wgntv.com/2019/11/23/riding-shotgun-argument-leads-to-arrests-of-pennsylvania-siblings/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>385</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,crime,dumbcriminals,floridaman,floridamen,funny,officer,pennsylvania,police,sheriff,shotgun,siblings,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1966c4d22d4a63b7036cfe078d693951.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>113 - Spitting Mad, Canine Carjacker, Timepiece Thief, and Extreme Apiary</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/113-spitting-mad-canine-carjacker-timepiece-thief-and-extreme-apiary--20433603</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 113 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is a bank robber, but not a greedy one, Florida Woman picks the wrong ride for a getaway vehicle, road rage turns Florida Man into a mama bird, and Florida Woman summons a demon and then kicks it out.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Kristie Johnson<br />• Sandy Hawkins<br />• Katelin Wojtowicz<br />• David Paul Wipperman<br />• Oneda Williams<br />• Lois Jean Gleeson<br />• Max the Driving Dog<br />• Tyetha Moore<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Accused Of Kicking Man In Groin After Seance<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41329969/charlotte-county-mom-accused-of-kicking-man-in-groin-after-seance" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41329969/charlotte-county-mom-accused-of-kicking-man-in-groin-after-seance</a><br /><br />Florida Man Demands Bank Teller Give Him Less Money During Alleged Robbery<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-bank-teller-robbery-less-money" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-bank-teller-robbery-less-money</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Accused Of Stealing Over $110k In Watches From Her Dates<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2019/11/24/florida-woman-accused-of-stealing-over-110k-in-watches-from-her-dates/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2019/11/24/florida-woman-accused-of-stealing-over-110k-in-watches-from-her-dates/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Spits Food Into Woman's Mouth In Road Rage Encounter<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/2019/11/22/pinellas-man-charged-with-spitting-food-in-womans-mouth-after-road-rage/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/2019/11/22/pinellas-man-charged-with-spitting-food-in-womans-mouth-after-road-rage/</a><br /><br />More Than 100,000 Bees Invade Florida  Woman's Yard<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/12/more-than-100000-bees-invade-longwood-womans-yard/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/12/more-than-100000-bees-invade-longwood-womans-yard/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Drives Meth-filled Truck On A Suspended License to Pick Up Her Boyfriend From Jail<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-lois-jean-gleeson-driving-without-license-meth-boyfriend-jail-arrested-1473483?utm=newsbreak" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-lois-jean-gleeson-driving-without-license-meth-boyfriend-jail-arrested-1473483?utm=newsbreak</a><br /><br />Florida Man’s Car Stolen By His Best Friend<br /><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2019/11/22/dog-drove-doughnuts-car-an-hour-theres-video/" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2019/11/22/dog-drove-doughnuts-car-an-hour-theres-video/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Allegedly Set Boyfriend's Home On Fire After Catching Him Cheating<br /><a href="https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/11/11/florida-woman-set-boyfriends-home-fire-after-catching-him-cheating-police-say/2563132001/" rel="noopener">https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/11/11/florida-woman-set-boyfriends-home-fire-after-catching-him-cheating-police-say/2563132001/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20433603</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2019 10:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20433603/113_spitting_mad_canine_carjacker_timepiece_thief_and_extreme_apiary.mp3" length="27496629" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 113 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is a bank robber, but not a greedy one, Florida Woman picks the wrong ride for a getaway vehicle, road rage turns Florida Man into a mama bird, and Florida Woman summons a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 113 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is a bank robber, but not a greedy one, Florida Woman picks the wrong ride for a getaway vehicle, road rage turns Florida Man into a mama bird, and Florida Woman summons a demon and then kicks it out.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Kristie Johnson<br />• Sandy Hawkins<br />• Katelin Wojtowicz<br />• David Paul Wipperman<br />• Oneda Williams<br />• Lois Jean Gleeson<br />• Max the Driving Dog<br />• Tyetha Moore<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Accused Of Kicking Man In Groin After Seance<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41329969/charlotte-county-mom-accused-of-kicking-man-in-groin-after-seance" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41329969/charlotte-county-mom-accused-of-kicking-man-in-groin-after-seance</a><br /><br />Florida Man Demands Bank Teller Give Him Less Money During Alleged Robbery<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-bank-teller-robbery-less-money" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-bank-teller-robbery-less-money</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Accused Of Stealing Over $110k In Watches From Her Dates<br /><a href="https://nypost.com/2019/11/24/florida-woman-accused-of-stealing-over-110k-in-watches-from-her-dates/" rel="noopener">https://nypost.com/2019/11/24/florida-woman-accused-of-stealing-over-110k-in-watches-from-her-dates/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Spits Food Into Woman's Mouth In Road Rage Encounter<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/2019/11/22/pinellas-man-charged-with-spitting-food-in-womans-mouth-after-road-rage/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/2019/11/22/pinellas-man-charged-with-spitting-food-in-womans-mouth-after-road-rage/</a><br /><br />More Than 100,000 Bees Invade Florida  Woman's Yard<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/12/more-than-100000-bees-invade-longwood-womans-yard/" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/11/12/more-than-100000-bees-invade-longwood-womans-yard/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Drives Meth-filled Truck On A Suspended License to Pick Up Her Boyfriend From Jail<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-lois-jean-gleeson-driving-without-license-meth-boyfriend-jail-arrested-1473483?utm=newsbreak" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-lois-jean-gleeson-driving-without-license-meth-boyfriend-jail-arrested-1473483?utm=newsbreak</a><br /><br />Florida Man’s Car Stolen By His Best Friend<br /><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2019/11/22/dog-drove-doughnuts-car-an-hour-theres-video/" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2019/11/22/dog-drove-doughnuts-car-an-hour-theres-video/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Allegedly Set Boyfriend's Home On Fire After Catching Him Cheating<br /><a href="https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/11/11/florida-woman-set-boyfriends-home-fire-after-catching-him-cheating-police-say/2563132001/" rel="noopener">https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/11/11/florida-woman-set-boyfriends-home-fire-after-catching-him-cheating-police-say/2563132001/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2251</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4321701d48b5318945d8290c96094334.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>112 - Listener Quickie: Indianapolis Incident</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/112-listener-quickie-indianapolis-incident--20153488</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 112 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Three Indiana Judges get into a brawl in a White Castle parking lot at 3 AM. It all goes downhill from there. Thanks to David from the Florida Beer Blog & Podcast for the heads up on this one!<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Florida Beer Blog<br /><a href="https://floridabeerblog.wordpress.com/" rel="noopener">https://floridabeerblog.wordpress.com/</a><br /><br />Florida Beer Podcast<br /><a href="http://floridapodcastnetwork.com/portfolio-posts/florida-beer-podcast/" rel="noopener">http://floridapodcastnetwork.com/portfolio-posts/florida-beer-podcast/</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Men and Women:<br />• Andrew Adams<br />• Bradley Jacobs<br />• Sabrina Bell<br /><br />News Source:<br />3 Indiana Judges Suspended After White Castle Brawl That Left 2 Of Them Wounded<br /><a href="https://www.npr.org/2019/11/14/779339897/3-indiana-judges-suspended-after-white-castle-brawl-that-left-2-of-them-wounded" rel="noopener">https://www.npr.org/2019/11/14/779339897/3-indiana-judges-suspended-after-white-castle-brawl-that-left-2-of-them-wounded</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20153488</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2019 10:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20153488/112_listener_quickie_indianapolis_incident.mp3" length="7683002" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 112 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Three Indiana Judges get into a brawl in a White Castle parking lot at 3 AM. It all goes downhill from there. Thanks to David from the Florida Beer Blog &amp; Podcast for the heads up on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 112 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Three Indiana Judges get into a brawl in a White Castle parking lot at 3 AM. It all goes downhill from there. Thanks to David from the Florida Beer Blog & Podcast for the heads up on this one!<br /><br />Promotions:<br />Florida Beer Blog<br /><a href="https://floridabeerblog.wordpress.com/" rel="noopener">https://floridabeerblog.wordpress.com/</a><br /><br />Florida Beer Podcast<br /><a href="http://floridapodcastnetwork.com/portfolio-posts/florida-beer-podcast/" rel="noopener">http://floridapodcastnetwork.com/portfolio-posts/florida-beer-podcast/</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Men and Women:<br />• Andrew Adams<br />• Bradley Jacobs<br />• Sabrina Bell<br /><br />News Source:<br />3 Indiana Judges Suspended After White Castle Brawl That Left 2 Of Them Wounded<br /><a href="https://www.npr.org/2019/11/14/779339897/3-indiana-judges-suspended-after-white-castle-brawl-that-left-2-of-them-wounded" rel="noopener">https://www.npr.org/2019/11/14/779339897/3-indiana-judges-suspended-after-white-castle-brawl-that-left-2-of-them-wounded</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Shady Side Media. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>601</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drunk,dumbcriminals,floridaman,floridamen,funny,indiana,judges,officer,police,sex,sheriff,shooting,stripclub,stupidcriminals,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e6782801478c744b25982e6c9f0a043f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>111 - Xbox Aggressor, Chorizo Chomper, Dubious Dentist, and Speeding Cheater</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/111-xbox-aggressor-chorizo-chomper-dubious-dentist-and-speeding-cheater--20250415</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 111 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man has a unique excuse for speeding that his wife won’t want to hear, Florida Woman gets pissed when she loses an Xbox game, Florida Woman gets pissed when she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her in his mind, and Florida Man runs a business out of his home office.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Isabell Lewis<br />• Martin Skelly<br />• Jon Earl Pickard<br />• Esperanza Gomez<br />• Jose Mas Fernandez<br />• Jason Morse<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Charged After Argument On Xbox Live Escalates Into Shooting<br /><a href="https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/deputies-florida-woman-charged-after-argument-on-xbox-live-escalates-into-shooting" rel="noopener">https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/deputies-florida-woman-charged-after-argument-on-xbox-live-escalates-into-shooting</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested With Bag of Meth Wedged Deep Within A Body Cavity—His Belly Button<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-meth-bag-wedged-deep-within-his-belly-button-cavity-tells-police-he-was-1472558" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-meth-bag-wedged-deep-within-his-belly-button-cavity-tells-police-he-was-1472558</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tells Cop He Was Speeding Because He Was Cheating On His Wife<br /><a href="https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/pinellascounty/florida-man-tells-police-he-was-speeding-because-he-was-cheating-on-his-wife/67-1f067bcc-2e0a-4544-8b8f-54ec054c0f8a" rel="noopener">https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/pinellascounty/florida-man-tells-police-he-was-speeding-because-he-was-cheating-on-his-wife/67-1f067bcc-2e0a-4544-8b8f-54ec054c0f8a</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Bites Her Boyfriends Penis During Jealous Rage<br /><a href="https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/esperanza-gomez-allegedly-bit-boyfriends-penis-during-jealous-spat" rel="noopener">https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/esperanza-gomez-allegedly-bit-boyfriends-penis-during-jealous-spat</a><br /><br />Florida Couple Win A Baby In A Radio Station Contest<br /><a href="https://fox43.com/2019/11/17/florida-couple-gives-birth-to-boy-thanks-to-win-a-baby-contest/" rel="noopener">https://fox43.com/2019/11/17/florida-couple-gives-birth-to-boy-thanks-to-win-a-baby-contest/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Charged With Performing Home Dentistry Without A License<br /><a href="https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/florida-man-charged-with-performing-home-dentistry-without-a-license" rel="noopener">https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/florida-man-charged-with-performing-home-dentistry-without-a-license</a><br /><br />Florida Man ‘would Say Anything’ To Have SWAT Respond, Cops Say — So He Called In A Bomb Threat<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article237396779.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article237396779.html</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Accused Of Taking Taxi To And From Bank Robbery<br /><a href="https://www.wesh.com/article/port-orange-man-took-taxi-to-bank-robbery/29799365" rel="noopener">https://www.wesh.com/article/port-orange-man-took-taxi-to-bank-robbery/29799365</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br 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All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20250415</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Nov 2019 10:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20250415/111_xbox_aggressor_chorizo_chomper_dubious_dentist_and_speeding_cheater.mp3" length="29347001" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 111 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man has a unique excuse for speeding that his wife won’t want to hear, Florida Woman gets pissed when she loses an Xbox game, Florida Woman gets pissed when she thinks her...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 111 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man has a unique excuse for speeding that his wife won’t want to hear, Florida Woman gets pissed when she loses an Xbox game, Florida Woman gets pissed when she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her in his mind, and Florida Man runs a business out of his home office.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Isabell Lewis<br />• Martin Skelly<br />• Jon Earl Pickard<br />• Esperanza Gomez<br />• Jose Mas Fernandez<br />• Jason Morse<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Charged After Argument On Xbox Live Escalates Into Shooting<br /><a href="https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/deputies-florida-woman-charged-after-argument-on-xbox-live-escalates-into-shooting" rel="noopener">https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/deputies-florida-woman-charged-after-argument-on-xbox-live-escalates-into-shooting</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested With Bag of Meth Wedged Deep Within A Body Cavity—His Belly Button<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-meth-bag-wedged-deep-within-his-belly-button-cavity-tells-police-he-was-1472558" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-meth-bag-wedged-deep-within-his-belly-button-cavity-tells-police-he-was-1472558</a><br /><br />Florida Man Tells Cop He Was Speeding Because He Was Cheating On His Wife<br /><a href="https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/pinellascounty/florida-man-tells-police-he-was-speeding-because-he-was-cheating-on-his-wife/67-1f067bcc-2e0a-4544-8b8f-54ec054c0f8a" rel="noopener">https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/pinellascounty/florida-man-tells-police-he-was-speeding-because-he-was-cheating-on-his-wife/67-1f067bcc-2e0a-4544-8b8f-54ec054c0f8a</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Bites Her Boyfriends Penis During Jealous Rage<br /><a href="https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/esperanza-gomez-allegedly-bit-boyfriends-penis-during-jealous-spat" rel="noopener">https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/esperanza-gomez-allegedly-bit-boyfriends-penis-during-jealous-spat</a><br /><br />Florida Couple Win A Baby In A Radio Station Contest<br /><a href="https://fox43.com/2019/11/17/florida-couple-gives-birth-to-boy-thanks-to-win-a-baby-contest/" rel="noopener">https://fox43.com/2019/11/17/florida-couple-gives-birth-to-boy-thanks-to-win-a-baby-contest/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Charged With Performing Home Dentistry Without A License<br /><a href="https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/florida-man-charged-with-performing-home-dentistry-without-a-license" rel="noopener">https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/florida-man-charged-with-performing-home-dentistry-without-a-license</a><br /><br />Florida Man ‘would Say Anything’ To Have SWAT Respond, Cops Say — So He Called In A Bomb Threat<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article237396779.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article237396779.html</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Accused Of Taking Taxi To And From Bank Robbery<br /><a href="https://www.wesh.com/article/port-orange-man-took-taxi-to-bank-robbery/29799365" rel="noopener">https://www.wesh.com/article/port-orange-man-took-taxi-to-bank-robbery/29799365</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2404</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6322209b8c2d63d30fe0c3e7f102a6de.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>110 - Listener Quickie Trashy Thrasher</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/110-listener-quickie-trashy-thrasher--20146181</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 110 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel & Phil read a story about a sword-swinging garbage picker. Thanks to listener Kelli for the heads up on this one!<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Curtis Miller<br /><br />News Source:<br />Florida Man Attacks Trash Picking Rival With Samurai Sword<br /><a href="https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/oakland-park/fl-ne-sword-swinging-arrest-20190926-4yhdcsumz5dpti72rdec4gu6om-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/oakland-park/fl-ne-sword-swinging-arrest-20190926-4yhdcsumz5dpti72rdec4gu6om-story.html</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20146181</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Nov 2019 10:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20146181/110_listener_quickie_trashy_thrasher.mp3" length="4067681" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 110 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel &amp; Phil read a story about a sword-swinging garbage picker. Thanks to listener Kelli for the heads up on this one!

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Curtis Miller

News...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 110 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel & Phil read a story about a sword-swinging garbage picker. Thanks to listener Kelli for the heads up on this one!<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Curtis Miller<br /><br />News Source:<br />Florida Man Attacks Trash Picking Rival With Samurai Sword<br /><a href="https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/oakland-park/fl-ne-sword-swinging-arrest-20190926-4yhdcsumz5dpti72rdec4gu6om-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/oakland-park/fl-ne-sword-swinging-arrest-20190926-4yhdcsumz5dpti72rdec4gu6om-story.html</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>300</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,crime,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,funny,officer,police,samurai,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,sword,thief,trash,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a4e84bb6c0c06def09c32f6256eb77bc.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>109 - Princess Pervert, Beer Barterer, Screwdriver Stuffer, and Killer Clown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/109-princess-pervert-beer-barterer-screwdriver-stuffer-and-killer-clown--20099954</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 109 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is an “early to bed” kind of guy, Florida Man gets his ass included in a medical journal, Florida Man will have to wait a little while longer to find out if his second wife killed his first wife, and a Florida Man gets a little too handsy with Ariel’s areola.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Brian Sherman<br />• Amanda Goodwin<br />• Nate Hollander<br />• Donnie Alan Goss<br />• Some Asshole<br />• Sheila Keen-Warren<br />• Ramon Escalante<br /><br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Groping Disney Princess At Magic Kingdom<br /><a href="https://time.com/5719642/magic-kingdom-princess-grope/" rel="noopener">https://time.com/5719642/magic-kingdom-princess-grope/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Trying To Drown A Cat In A Culvert "Was Taking The Cat To Jesus"<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191108/police-edgewater-woman-found-submerging-cat" rel="noopener">https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191108/police-edgewater-woman-found-submerging-cat</a><br /><br />Florida Man Sues Madonna For Late Concert Start<br /><a href="https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/8543242/madonna-live-nation-late-concert-lawsuit-miami" rel="noopener">https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/8543242/madonna-live-nation-late-concert-lawsuit-miami</a><br /><br />Florida Man Caught Stealing Beer Said He Was Just Exchanging It For Cold Ones<br /><a href="https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/man-caught-stealing-beer-said-he-was-just-exchanging-it-for-cold-ones-8975/" rel="noopener">https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/man-caught-stealing-beer-said-he-was-just-exchanging-it-for-cold-ones-8975/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Institutionalized After Driving On I-95 In A Golf Cart<br /><a href="https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/woman-baker-acted-after-driving-golf-cart-on-i-95-express-lanes/" rel="noopener">https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/woman-baker-acted-after-driving-golf-cart-on-i-95-express-lanes/</a><br /><br />Florida Doctors Remove 8-inch Screwdriver From Man's Rectum<br /><a href="https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-doctors-remove-8-inch-screwdriver-from-mans-rectum" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-doctors-remove-8-inch-screwdriver-from-mans-rectum</a><br /><br />Trial Postponed for Florida Woman Charged in Killer Clown Case<br /><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/trial-postponed-for-florida-woman-charged-in-clown-suit-wearing-murder" rel="noopener">https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/trial-postponed-for-florida-woman-charged-in-clown-suit-wearing-murder</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Survives Plane Crash While In His SUV<br /><a href="https://www.wesh.com/article/ive-got-a-lot-of-faith-in-god-suv-driver-struck-by-plane-before-deadly-crash-speaks/29718117" rel="noopener">https://www.wesh.com/article/ive-got-a-lot-of-faith-in-god-suv-driver-struck-by-plane-before-deadly-crash-speaks/29718117</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2018 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20099954</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2019 10:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20099954/109_princess_pervert_beer_barterer_screwdriver_stuffer_and_killer_clown.mp3" length="26756273" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 109 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is an “early to bed” kind of guy, Florida Man gets his ass included in a medical journal, Florida Man will have to wait a little while longer to find out if his second...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 109 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is an “early to bed” kind of guy, Florida Man gets his ass included in a medical journal, Florida Man will have to wait a little while longer to find out if his second wife killed his first wife, and a Florida Man gets a little too handsy with Ariel’s areola.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Brian Sherman<br />• Amanda Goodwin<br />• Nate Hollander<br />• Donnie Alan Goss<br />• Some Asshole<br />• Sheila Keen-Warren<br />• Ramon Escalante<br /><br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Arrested For Groping Disney Princess At Magic Kingdom<br /><a href="https://time.com/5719642/magic-kingdom-princess-grope/" rel="noopener">https://time.com/5719642/magic-kingdom-princess-grope/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Trying To Drown A Cat In A Culvert "Was Taking The Cat To Jesus"<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191108/police-edgewater-woman-found-submerging-cat" rel="noopener">https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191108/police-edgewater-woman-found-submerging-cat</a><br /><br />Florida Man Sues Madonna For Late Concert Start<br /><a href="https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/8543242/madonna-live-nation-late-concert-lawsuit-miami" rel="noopener">https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/8543242/madonna-live-nation-late-concert-lawsuit-miami</a><br /><br />Florida Man Caught Stealing Beer Said He Was Just Exchanging It For Cold Ones<br /><a href="https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/man-caught-stealing-beer-said-he-was-just-exchanging-it-for-cold-ones-8975/" rel="noopener">https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/man-caught-stealing-beer-said-he-was-just-exchanging-it-for-cold-ones-8975/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Institutionalized After Driving On I-95 In A Golf Cart<br /><a href="https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/woman-baker-acted-after-driving-golf-cart-on-i-95-express-lanes/" rel="noopener">https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/woman-baker-acted-after-driving-golf-cart-on-i-95-express-lanes/</a><br /><br />Florida Doctors Remove 8-inch Screwdriver From Man's Rectum<br /><a href="https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-doctors-remove-8-inch-screwdriver-from-mans-rectum" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-doctors-remove-8-inch-screwdriver-from-mans-rectum</a><br /><br />Trial Postponed for Florida Woman Charged in Killer Clown Case<br /><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/trial-postponed-for-florida-woman-charged-in-clown-suit-wearing-murder" rel="noopener">https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/trial-postponed-for-florida-woman-charged-in-clown-suit-wearing-murder</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Survives Plane Crash While In His SUV<br /><a href="https://www.wesh.com/article/ive-got-a-lot-of-faith-in-god-suv-driver-struck-by-plane-before-deadly-crash-speaks/29718117" rel="noopener">https://www.wesh.com/article/ive-got-a-lot-of-faith-in-god-suv-driver-struck-by-plane-before-deadly-crash-speaks/29718117</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2191</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/66ad8b2137a8a49cb8695e5f11d43c64.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>108 - Listener Quickie: Walmart Whackjob</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/108-listener-quickie-walmart-whackjob--20031177</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 108 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss how to get from one bar to the next without getting a DUI. Hint: It doesn't involve Walmart. Thanks to listener Jake for the suggestion!<br /><br />Patreon Subscribers: Don’t forget to vote for our LLC name here: <br /><a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/official-florida-31525380" rel="noopener">https://www.patreon.com/posts/official-florida-31525380</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Brice Kendell Williams<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Louisiana Man Stole Electric Cart From Walmart To Drive To A Bar<br /><a href="https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/lafourche-terrebonne/drunk-man-stole-walmart-electric-shopping-cart-to-drive-to-a-bar/289-4665697b-63ea-4fdb-ae87-3b1cafe4fe02" rel="noopener">https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/lafourche-terrebonne/drunk-man-stole-walmart-electric-shopping-cart-to-drive-to-a-bar/289-4665697b-63ea-4fdb-ae87-3b1cafe4fe02</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20031177</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2019 10:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20031177/108_listener_quickie_walmart_whackjob.mp3" length="4344992" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 108 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss how to get from one bar to the next without getting a DUI. Hint: It doesn't involve Walmart. Thanks to listener Jake for the suggestion!

Patreon Subscribers:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 108 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss how to get from one bar to the next without getting a DUI. Hint: It doesn't involve Walmart. Thanks to listener Jake for the suggestion!<br /><br />Patreon Subscribers: Don’t forget to vote for our LLC name here: <br /><a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/official-florida-31525380" rel="noopener">https://www.patreon.com/posts/official-florida-31525380</a><br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Brice Kendell Williams<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Louisiana Man Stole Electric Cart From Walmart To Drive To A Bar<br /><a href="https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/lafourche-terrebonne/drunk-man-stole-walmart-electric-shopping-cart-to-drive-to-a-bar/289-4665697b-63ea-4fdb-ae87-3b1cafe4fe02" rel="noopener">https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/lafourche-terrebonne/drunk-man-stole-walmart-electric-shopping-cart-to-drive-to-a-bar/289-4665697b-63ea-4fdb-ae87-3b1cafe4fe02</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>324</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,louisiana,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6aedb8ca2b6acd210a2bab05728941b8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>107 - Shark Surfer, Corporate Cuddlers, Absconding Athlete, and Teacher Toker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/107-shark-surfer-corporate-cuddlers-absconding-athlete-and-teacher-toker--19966244</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 107 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man sunbathes on his neighbor’s roof—at night, Florida Man practices for a Triathlon with a little help from Hernando County’s finest, Florida Woman starts up a unique type of business with her mom, and this whole Florida Man thing finally jumps the shark.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Tessa Lilly<br />• Stephen Michelena<br />• Karen Morris<br />• Joni Eitzmann<br />• Lisa Edelstein<br />• Gary Francis Molloy<br />• Cody Pierce<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Tried To Pass Off Meth As Makeup Through Courthouse Metal Detector<br /><a href="https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-tried-to-pass-off-meth-as-makeup-in-metal-detector-20191107-umq33rwq55bprowqhiv3u5mzpa-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-tried-to-pass-off-meth-as-makeup-in-metal-detector-20191107-umq33rwq55bprowqhiv3u5mzpa-story.html</a><br /><br />Half-Naked Florida Man Comes To On A Neighbor’s Roof<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41262176/cape-coral-man-winds-up-on-roof-in-underwear-with-no-memory-of-how-he-got-there" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41262176/cape-coral-man-winds-up-on-roof-in-underwear-with-no-memory-of-how-he-got-there</a><br /><br />Florida Man Jumps Off His Surfboard, Lands On A Shark<br /><a href="https://www.wbaltv.com/article/florida-man-lands-on-a-shark-after-jumping-off-his-surfboard/29629887" rel="noopener">https://www.wbaltv.com/article/florida-man-lands-on-a-shark-after-jumping-off-his-surfboard/29629887</a><br /><br />County Orders Florida Woman to Give Up Her “Emotional Support Chickens”<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41042220/lee-county-woman-fights-claw-and-beak-to-keep-her-chickens-as-emotional-support-animals" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41042220/lee-county-woman-fights-claw-and-beak-to-keep-her-chickens-as-emotional-support-animals</a><br /><br />Florida Woman and Her Mother Start New Business Cuddling Strangers<br /><a href="https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/professional-cuddling-studio-opens-in-jacksonville/1003850111" rel="noopener">https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/professional-cuddling-studio-opens-in-jacksonville/1003850111</a><br /><br />Florida Teacher Accused Of Being 'Highly Intoxicated' At School<br /><a href="https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/pinellas-county-teacher-arrested-after-allegedly-showing-up-to-school-highly-intoxicated" rel="noopener">https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/pinellas-county-teacher-arrested-after-allegedly-showing-up-to-school-highly-intoxicated</a><br /><br />Florida Man Becomes Triathlete While Eluding Police<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-spring-hill-airboat-arrest-20191031-cd2f7ywt45dpfiq65kdb7m6w3u-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-spring-hill-airboat-arrest-20191031-cd2f7ywt45dpfiq65kdb7m6w3u-story.html</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Asks Police To Remove Mugshot From Facebook After Theft, Only For Them To Replace It With Booking Photo<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-asks-police-remove-mugshot-booking-photo" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-asks-police-remove-mugshot-booking-photo</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a 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Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19966244</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2019 10:00:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19966244/107_shark_surfer_corporate_cuddlers_absconding_athlete_and_teacher_toker.mp3" length="26813801" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 107 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man sunbathes on his neighbor’s roof—at night, Florida Man practices for a Triathlon with a little help from Hernando County’s finest, Florida Woman starts up a unique type of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 107 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man sunbathes on his neighbor’s roof—at night, Florida Man practices for a Triathlon with a little help from Hernando County’s finest, Florida Woman starts up a unique type of business with her mom, and this whole Florida Man thing finally jumps the shark.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Tessa Lilly<br />• Stephen Michelena<br />• Karen Morris<br />• Joni Eitzmann<br />• Lisa Edelstein<br />• Gary Francis Molloy<br />• Cody Pierce<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Tried To Pass Off Meth As Makeup Through Courthouse Metal Detector<br /><a href="https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-tried-to-pass-off-meth-as-makeup-in-metal-detector-20191107-umq33rwq55bprowqhiv3u5mzpa-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-tried-to-pass-off-meth-as-makeup-in-metal-detector-20191107-umq33rwq55bprowqhiv3u5mzpa-story.html</a><br /><br />Half-Naked Florida Man Comes To On A Neighbor’s Roof<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41262176/cape-coral-man-winds-up-on-roof-in-underwear-with-no-memory-of-how-he-got-there" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41262176/cape-coral-man-winds-up-on-roof-in-underwear-with-no-memory-of-how-he-got-there</a><br /><br />Florida Man Jumps Off His Surfboard, Lands On A Shark<br /><a href="https://www.wbaltv.com/article/florida-man-lands-on-a-shark-after-jumping-off-his-surfboard/29629887" rel="noopener">https://www.wbaltv.com/article/florida-man-lands-on-a-shark-after-jumping-off-his-surfboard/29629887</a><br /><br />County Orders Florida Woman to Give Up Her “Emotional Support Chickens”<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41042220/lee-county-woman-fights-claw-and-beak-to-keep-her-chickens-as-emotional-support-animals" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41042220/lee-county-woman-fights-claw-and-beak-to-keep-her-chickens-as-emotional-support-animals</a><br /><br />Florida Woman and Her Mother Start New Business Cuddling Strangers<br /><a href="https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/professional-cuddling-studio-opens-in-jacksonville/1003850111" rel="noopener">https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/professional-cuddling-studio-opens-in-jacksonville/1003850111</a><br /><br />Florida Teacher Accused Of Being 'Highly Intoxicated' At School<br /><a href="https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/pinellas-county-teacher-arrested-after-allegedly-showing-up-to-school-highly-intoxicated" rel="noopener">https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/pinellas-county-teacher-arrested-after-allegedly-showing-up-to-school-highly-intoxicated</a><br /><br />Florida Man Becomes Triathlete While Eluding Police<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-spring-hill-airboat-arrest-20191031-cd2f7ywt45dpfiq65kdb7m6w3u-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-spring-hill-airboat-arrest-20191031-cd2f7ywt45dpfiq65kdb7m6w3u-story.html</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Asks Police To Remove Mugshot From Facebook After Theft, Only For Them To Replace It With Booking Photo<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-asks-police-remove-mugshot-booking-photo" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-asks-police-remove-mugshot-booking-photo</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2194</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/28983b7682423c03e38d7e1b940a66c4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>106 - Listener Quickie: Texas Tractor Thief</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/106-listener-quickie-texas-tractor-thief--19949179</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 106 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Texas Man who might be a good thief but is a bad fence. Thanks to Patreon subscriber JP for the suggestion!<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Justin Troy Anderson<br /><br />News Source:<br />Texas Man Arrested For Trying To Sell Stolen ATV to Its Owner<br /><a href="https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/man-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-sell-atv-to-person-he-stole-it-from-authorities-say" rel="noopener">https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/man-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-sell-atv-to-person-he-stole-it-from-authorities-say</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19949179</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2019 23:30:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19949179/e106_listener_quickie_texas_tractor_thief.mp3" length="4611470" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 106 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Texas Man who might be a good thief but is a bad fence. Thanks to Patreon subscriber JP for the suggestion!

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Justin Troy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 106 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Texas Man who might be a good thief but is a bad fence. Thanks to Patreon subscriber JP for the suggestion!<br /><br />This Episode's "Florida" Man:<br />• Justin Troy Anderson<br /><br />News Source:<br />Texas Man Arrested For Trying To Sell Stolen ATV to Its Owner<br /><a href="https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/man-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-sell-atv-to-person-he-stole-it-from-authorities-say" rel="noopener">https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/man-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-sell-atv-to-person-he-stole-it-from-authorities-say</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>349</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>atv,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,texas,texasman,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/13fac4d9c8bc378f9106d13902b09c94.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>105 - Frozen F-cker, Swindling Stripper, Naked Pirate, and Teacher Tweaker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/105-frozen-f-cker-swindling-stripper-naked-pirate-and-teacher-tweaker--19861268</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 105 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man swipes the stars and stripes when what he needed was a shirt and shorts,Florida Woman takes foodborne parasites seriously, Florida Woman makes trouble at Joel’s local 7-11, and Florida Man double-stuffs a snowman.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Joseph Sinawa<br />• Guy Raynak<br />• Some Naked Dude<br />• Jesseca Danielle Hardy<br />• Jeri Lentscher<br />• Cody Christopher Meader<br />• Chalsey O’Brien<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Ordered To Pay Child Support Even Though DNA Test Proves He Is Not The Father<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7591411/Florida-man-ordered-pay-child-support-DNA-test-proves-not-father.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7591411/Florida-man-ordered-pay-child-support-DNA-test-proves-not-father.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Smokes Meth, Snorts Coke, Takes Xanax, Passes Out, Wakes Up And Masturbates In Hospital, Cops Say<br /><a href="https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/florida-man-smokes-meth-snorts-coke-takes-xanax-passes-out-wakes-up-and-masturbates-in-hospital-cops-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/florida-man-smokes-meth-snorts-coke-takes-xanax-passes-out-wakes-up-and-masturbates-in-hospital-cops-say/</a><br /><br />Naked Florida Man Boards Docked Yachts, Steals American Flag<br /><a href="https://www.wptv.com/news/region-s-palm-beach-county/delray-beach/video-naked-crook-targets-delray-beach-yachts-steals-american-flag" rel="noopener">https://www.wptv.com/news/region-s-palm-beach-county/delray-beach/video-naked-crook-targets-delray-beach-yachts-steals-american-flag</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Hits Man With Hammer After Fight Over Porkchops<br /><a href="https://www.wkrg.com/northwest-florida/woman-accused-of-hitting-man-with-hammer-after-fight-about-pork-chops/" rel="noopener">https://www.wkrg.com/northwest-florida/woman-accused-of-hitting-man-with-hammer-after-fight-about-pork-chops/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested After Bringing A Tree Into a 7-Eleven<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41221679/florida-woman-arrested-after-carrying-tree-into-gas-station" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41221679/florida-woman-arrested-after-carrying-tree-into-gas-station</a><br /><br />Florida Man Had Sex With An Olaf Stuffed Toy At Target<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article236652848.htm" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article236652848.htm</a><br /><br />Florida Stripper Accused of Swindling Elderly Man for $50,000<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191016/dancer-accused-of-bilking-elderly-man-she-met-at-club" rel="noopener">https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191016/dancer-accused-of-bilking-elderly-man-she-met-at-club</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Is Camp David in Hobe Sound?<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/10/16/camp-david-hobe-sound/3985246002/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/10/16/camp-david-hobe-sound/3985246002/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19861268</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2019 10:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19861268/105_frozen_f_cker_swindling_stripper_naked_pirate_and_teacher_tweaker.mp3" length="27733553" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 105 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man swipes the stars and stripes when what he needed was a shirt and shorts,Florida Woman takes foodborne parasites seriously, Florida Woman makes trouble at Joel’s local...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 105 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man swipes the stars and stripes when what he needed was a shirt and shorts,Florida Woman takes foodborne parasites seriously, Florida Woman makes trouble at Joel’s local 7-11, and Florida Man double-stuffs a snowman.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Joseph Sinawa<br />• Guy Raynak<br />• Some Naked Dude<br />• Jesseca Danielle Hardy<br />• Jeri Lentscher<br />• Cody Christopher Meader<br />• Chalsey O’Brien<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Ordered To Pay Child Support Even Though DNA Test Proves He Is Not The Father<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7591411/Florida-man-ordered-pay-child-support-DNA-test-proves-not-father.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7591411/Florida-man-ordered-pay-child-support-DNA-test-proves-not-father.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Smokes Meth, Snorts Coke, Takes Xanax, Passes Out, Wakes Up And Masturbates In Hospital, Cops Say<br /><a href="https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/florida-man-smokes-meth-snorts-coke-takes-xanax-passes-out-wakes-up-and-masturbates-in-hospital-cops-say/" rel="noopener">https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/florida-man-smokes-meth-snorts-coke-takes-xanax-passes-out-wakes-up-and-masturbates-in-hospital-cops-say/</a><br /><br />Naked Florida Man Boards Docked Yachts, Steals American Flag<br /><a href="https://www.wptv.com/news/region-s-palm-beach-county/delray-beach/video-naked-crook-targets-delray-beach-yachts-steals-american-flag" rel="noopener">https://www.wptv.com/news/region-s-palm-beach-county/delray-beach/video-naked-crook-targets-delray-beach-yachts-steals-american-flag</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Hits Man With Hammer After Fight Over Porkchops<br /><a href="https://www.wkrg.com/northwest-florida/woman-accused-of-hitting-man-with-hammer-after-fight-about-pork-chops/" rel="noopener">https://www.wkrg.com/northwest-florida/woman-accused-of-hitting-man-with-hammer-after-fight-about-pork-chops/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested After Bringing A Tree Into a 7-Eleven<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41221679/florida-woman-arrested-after-carrying-tree-into-gas-station" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41221679/florida-woman-arrested-after-carrying-tree-into-gas-station</a><br /><br />Florida Man Had Sex With An Olaf Stuffed Toy At Target<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article236652848.htm" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article236652848.htm</a><br /><br />Florida Stripper Accused of Swindling Elderly Man for $50,000<br /><a href="https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191016/dancer-accused-of-bilking-elderly-man-she-met-at-club" rel="noopener">https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20191016/dancer-accused-of-bilking-elderly-man-she-met-at-club</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Is Camp David in Hobe Sound?<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/10/16/camp-david-hobe-sound/3985246002/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/10/16/camp-david-hobe-sound/3985246002/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2271</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d11398c1160d59043ad74da74be53261.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>104 - Listener Quickie: Naked Nailer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/104-listener-quickie-naked-nailer--19795004</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 104 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets naked. Again. And breaks into a business. Again. Thanks to listener Matt for sending us the story!<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Man:<br />Joseph Michael Bieniek<br /><br />News Source:<br />Naked Man Wreaked Havoc On Business, Then Showered<br /><a href="https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/cape-coral-man-charged-after-being-found-naked-inside-lee-county-business/3983365002/" rel="noopener">https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/cape-coral-man-charged-after-being-found-naked-inside-lee-county-business/3983365002/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 567-432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: <br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19795004</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2019 09:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19795004/104_listener_quickie_naked_nailer.mp3" length="5077047" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 104 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets naked. Again. And breaks into a business. Again. Thanks to listener Matt for sending us the story!

This Episode’s Florida Man:
Joseph Michael Bieniek

News Source:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 104 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets naked. Again. And breaks into a business. Again. Thanks to listener Matt for sending us the story!<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Man:<br />Joseph Michael Bieniek<br /><br />News Source:<br />Naked Man Wreaked Havoc On Business, Then Showered<br /><a href="https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/cape-coral-man-charged-after-being-found-naked-inside-lee-county-business/3983365002/" rel="noopener">https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/cape-coral-man-charged-after-being-found-naked-inside-lee-county-business/3983365002/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 567-432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: <br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>385</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bcd4d9ad257f7deacc7ade5b483a32a8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>103 - Porn Pounder, Macaroni Muncher, Dinky Driver, and Tractor Tusselers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/103-porn-pounder-macaroni-muncher-dinky-driver-and-tractor-tusselers--19741993</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 103 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man installs a drive thru window in his neighbor’s kitchen, Florida Woman didn’t detect any metal in her boyfriend’s head, Florida Man needs to add some variety to his diet, and Florida Woman hires an underage chauffeur.  <br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Timothy Farmer <br />• Millanie Sherbrook<br />• Jane Galitello<br />• Austin Davis<br />• Andy Sigears<br />• Francisca Darla Saria<br />• Charles Jenkins<br />• Wayne Messam<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Drove Truck Into Neighbor’s Kitchen After The Family Made Fun Of Him<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/pasco-man-snapped-drove-truck-into-neighbors-kitchen-after-the-family-made-fun-of-him-wi" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/pasco-man-snapped-drove-truck-into-neighbors-kitchen-after-the-family-made-fun-of-him-wi</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Allegedly Forced Husband To Sign Divorce Papers At Gunpoint<br /><a href="https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/ecso-pensacola-woman-forced-husband-sign-divorce-papers-gunpoint/3987053002/?fb" rel="noopener">https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/ecso-pensacola-woman-forced-husband-sign-divorce-papers-gunpoint/3987053002/?fb</a><br /><br />Elderly Florida Woman Accused Of Hitting Boyfriend With Metal Detector For Watching Porn<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article236196633.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article236196633.html</a> <br /><br />Florida Man Has Eaten Almost Nothing But Mac And Cheese For 17 Years<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2019/10/16/florida-man-has-eaten-almost-nothing-but-mac-and-cheese-for-17-years/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2019/10/16/florida-man-has-eaten-almost-nothing-but-mac-and-cheese-for-17-years/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested for DUI “Driving” A Segway<br /><a href="https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-on-segway/" rel="noopener">https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-on-segway/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested After Her 12-Year-Old Gets Pulled Over For Driving<br /><a href="https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/14/milton-mother-arrested-after-12-year-old-gets-pulled-over-driving/3975532002/" rel="noopener">https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/14/milton-mother-arrested-after-12-year-old-gets-pulled-over-driving/3975532002/</a> <br /><br />Florida Man Rams Neighbor’s Tractor With His Own, Drops 10-foot Log On Him, Beats Him Up<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/deputies-tractor-riding-pasco-man-rams-neighbors-tractor-drops-10-foot-log-on-him-beats-" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/deputies-tractor-riding-pasco-man-rams-neighbors-tractor-drops-10-foot-log-on-him-beats-</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Running for President Raised $5 in Q3<br /><a href="https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/465916-messam-raised-5-this-quarter-for-presidential-run" rel="noopener">https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/465916-messam-raised-5-this-quarter-for-presidential-run</a> <br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: <br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19741993</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2019 09:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19741993/e103_porn_pounder_macaroni_muncher_dinky_driver_and_tractor_tusselers.mp3" length="36052671" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 103 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man installs a drive thru window in his neighbor’s kitchen, Florida Woman didn’t detect any metal in her boyfriend’s head, Florida Man needs to add some variety to his diet,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 103 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man installs a drive thru window in his neighbor’s kitchen, Florida Woman didn’t detect any metal in her boyfriend’s head, Florida Man needs to add some variety to his diet, and Florida Woman hires an underage chauffeur.  <br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Timothy Farmer <br />• Millanie Sherbrook<br />• Jane Galitello<br />• Austin Davis<br />• Andy Sigears<br />• Francisca Darla Saria<br />• Charles Jenkins<br />• Wayne Messam<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Drove Truck Into Neighbor’s Kitchen After The Family Made Fun Of Him<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/pasco-man-snapped-drove-truck-into-neighbors-kitchen-after-the-family-made-fun-of-him-wi" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/pasco-man-snapped-drove-truck-into-neighbors-kitchen-after-the-family-made-fun-of-him-wi</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Allegedly Forced Husband To Sign Divorce Papers At Gunpoint<br /><a href="https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/ecso-pensacola-woman-forced-husband-sign-divorce-papers-gunpoint/3987053002/?fb" rel="noopener">https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/15/ecso-pensacola-woman-forced-husband-sign-divorce-papers-gunpoint/3987053002/?fb</a><br /><br />Elderly Florida Woman Accused Of Hitting Boyfriend With Metal Detector For Watching Porn<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article236196633.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article236196633.html</a> <br /><br />Florida Man Has Eaten Almost Nothing But Mac And Cheese For 17 Years<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2019/10/16/florida-man-has-eaten-almost-nothing-but-mac-and-cheese-for-17-years/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2019/10/16/florida-man-has-eaten-almost-nothing-but-mac-and-cheese-for-17-years/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Arrested for DUI “Driving” A Segway<br /><a href="https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-on-segway/" rel="noopener">https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-on-segway/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested After Her 12-Year-Old Gets Pulled Over For Driving<br /><a href="https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/14/milton-mother-arrested-after-12-year-old-gets-pulled-over-driving/3975532002/" rel="noopener">https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/14/milton-mother-arrested-after-12-year-old-gets-pulled-over-driving/3975532002/</a> <br /><br />Florida Man Rams Neighbor’s Tractor With His Own, Drops 10-foot Log On Him, Beats Him Up<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/deputies-tractor-riding-pasco-man-rams-neighbors-tractor-drops-10-foot-log-on-him-beats-" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/deputies-tractor-riding-pasco-man-rams-neighbors-tractor-drops-10-foot-log-on-him-beats-</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Running for President Raised $5 in Q3<br /><a href="https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/465916-messam-raised-5-this-quarter-for-presidential-run" rel="noopener">https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/465916-messam-raised-5-this-quarter-for-presidential-run</a> <br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: <br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2963</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/11f31d76875c197c0f0a51b729a74829.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>102 - Listener Quickie High School Hacker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/102-listener-quickie-high-school-hacker--19658927</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 102 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Philadelphia teen has the makings of a future Florida Man. Thanks to listener Casey for the story! <br /><br />News Source:<br /><br />Student Hacked Into School District Computer System To Gain Competitive Advantage In A Water Gun Fight<br /><a href="https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/10/18/downingtown-area-school-district-data-breach-hacked-student-water-gun-fight/" rel="noopener">https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/10/18/downingtown-area-school-district-data-breach-hacked-student-water-gun-fight/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: <br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19658927</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2019 09:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19658927/e102_listener_quickie_high_school_hacker.mp3" length="4841534" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 102 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Philadelphia teen has the makings of a future Florida Man. Thanks to listener Casey for the story! 

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Student Hacked Into School District Computer System To Gain...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 102 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Philadelphia teen has the makings of a future Florida Man. Thanks to listener Casey for the story! <br /><br />News Source:<br /><br />Student Hacked Into School District Computer System To Gain Competitive Advantage In A Water Gun Fight<br /><a href="https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/10/18/downingtown-area-school-district-data-breach-hacked-student-water-gun-fight/" rel="noopener">https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/10/18/downingtown-area-school-district-data-breach-hacked-student-water-gun-fight/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: <br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>404</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,foodfight,funny,officer,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dc1821d2be8c60b5e19c6961138a891d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>101 - Family Feud, Bobcat Believer, Clueless Caper, and Drive-thru Danger</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/101-family-feud-bobcat-believer-clueless-caper-and-drive-thru-danger--19622210</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 101 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man beats up his mother when she doesn’t approve of his groceries, Florida Woman gets a lesson in zoology, Florida Woman needs an adjustment after a car accident that she caused, and Florida Man helps us add to our drunkenness scale. <br /><br />Promotion:<br />Broken Children Project<br /><a href="https://www.brokenchildrenproject.org/" rel="noopener">https://www.brokenchildrenproject.org/</a><br /><a href="http://fundly.com/broken-children-project" rel="noopener">http://fundly.com/broken-children-project</a><br /><br />Boca Magazine: Five Great Florida Podcasts to Add to Your List<br /><a href="https://www.bocamag.com/five-great-florida-podcasts-to-add-to-your-list/" rel="noopener">https://www.bocamag.com/five-great-florida-podcasts-to-add-to-your-list/</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Melanie Hancox<br />• Jill Ann Stahon<br />• Adam Joseph Zirakian<br />• Gumersindo Reyes Jr.<br />• Stacey Dash<br />• Thomas Fucarile<br />• Lavoris Grisby<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />'Severely Inebriated' Florida Woman Found Standing in McDonalds Drive-thru With Toddler<br /><a href="https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pasco/severely-inebriated-florida-woman-found-standing-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru-with-t" rel="noopener">https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pasco/severely-inebriated-florida-woman-found-standing-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru-with-t</a><br /><br />Elderly Florida Woman Attacked By Raccoon That Was Not A Bobcat<br /><a href="https://cbs12.com/news/local/elderly-florida-woman-attacked-by-raccoon-not-bobcat-fwc" rel="noopener">https://cbs12.com/news/local/elderly-florida-woman-attacked-by-raccoon-not-bobcat-fwc</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Stops For Massage After Hit-and-Run<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-stops-for-massage-after-hit-and-run-in-seminole-county" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-stops-for-massage-after-hit-and-run-in-seminole-county</a><br /><br />18-Year-Old Florida Man Behind Bars After Attacking Mom In Grocery Store Over Food Items<br /><a href="https://www.ocala-news.com/2019/06/29/18-year-old-man-behind-bars-after-attacking-mom-in-grocery-store-over-food-items/" rel="noopener">https://www.ocala-news.com/2019/06/29/18-year-old-man-behind-bars-after-attacking-mom-in-grocery-store-over-food-items/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Calls 911 to Report Roommate Stealing $20 Worth of His Marijuana<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/man-calls-pasco-911-to-report-roommate-for-stealing-20-of-weed/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/man-calls-pasco-911-to-report-roommate-for-stealing-20-of-weed/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Disguises Himself As A Woman To Rob Bank, Steals Police Car<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/man-woman-rob-bank-steals-police-car-1464572" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/man-woman-rob-bank-steals-police-car-1464572</a><br /><br />‘Clueless’ Florida Woman Accused Of Domestic Battery<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-clueless-actress-stacey-dash-accused-domestic-battery-20190930-ideqzxj52na2r" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-clueless-actress-stacey-dash-accused-domestic-battery-20190930-ideqzxj52na2r</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Two Florida Men Accused Of Illegally Dumping Human Waste<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/two-florida-men-accused-of-illegally-dumping-human-waste" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/two-florida-men-accused-of-illegally-dumping-human-waste</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: <br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19622210</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Oct 2019 09:00:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19622210/e101_family_feud_bobcat_believer_clueless_caper_and_drivethru_danger.mp3" length="35681100" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 101 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man beats up his mother when she doesn’t approve of his groceries, Florida Woman gets a lesson in zoology, Florida Woman needs an adjustment after a car accident that she...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 101 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man beats up his mother when she doesn’t approve of his groceries, Florida Woman gets a lesson in zoology, Florida Woman needs an adjustment after a car accident that she caused, and Florida Man helps us add to our drunkenness scale. <br /><br />Promotion:<br />Broken Children Project<br /><a href="https://www.brokenchildrenproject.org/" rel="noopener">https://www.brokenchildrenproject.org/</a><br /><a href="http://fundly.com/broken-children-project" rel="noopener">http://fundly.com/broken-children-project</a><br /><br />Boca Magazine: Five Great Florida Podcasts to Add to Your List<br /><a href="https://www.bocamag.com/five-great-florida-podcasts-to-add-to-your-list/" rel="noopener">https://www.bocamag.com/five-great-florida-podcasts-to-add-to-your-list/</a><br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Melanie Hancox<br />• Jill Ann Stahon<br />• Adam Joseph Zirakian<br />• Gumersindo Reyes Jr.<br />• Stacey Dash<br />• Thomas Fucarile<br />• Lavoris Grisby<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />'Severely Inebriated' Florida Woman Found Standing in McDonalds Drive-thru With Toddler<br /><a href="https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pasco/severely-inebriated-florida-woman-found-standing-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru-with-t" rel="noopener">https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pasco/severely-inebriated-florida-woman-found-standing-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru-with-t</a><br /><br />Elderly Florida Woman Attacked By Raccoon That Was Not A Bobcat<br /><a href="https://cbs12.com/news/local/elderly-florida-woman-attacked-by-raccoon-not-bobcat-fwc" rel="noopener">https://cbs12.com/news/local/elderly-florida-woman-attacked-by-raccoon-not-bobcat-fwc</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Stops For Massage After Hit-and-Run<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-stops-for-massage-after-hit-and-run-in-seminole-county" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-stops-for-massage-after-hit-and-run-in-seminole-county</a><br /><br />18-Year-Old Florida Man Behind Bars After Attacking Mom In Grocery Store Over Food Items<br /><a href="https://www.ocala-news.com/2019/06/29/18-year-old-man-behind-bars-after-attacking-mom-in-grocery-store-over-food-items/" rel="noopener">https://www.ocala-news.com/2019/06/29/18-year-old-man-behind-bars-after-attacking-mom-in-grocery-store-over-food-items/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Calls 911 to Report Roommate Stealing $20 Worth of His Marijuana<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/man-calls-pasco-911-to-report-roommate-for-stealing-20-of-weed/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/man-calls-pasco-911-to-report-roommate-for-stealing-20-of-weed/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Disguises Himself As A Woman To Rob Bank, Steals Police Car<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/man-woman-rob-bank-steals-police-car-1464572" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/man-woman-rob-bank-steals-police-car-1464572</a><br /><br />‘Clueless’ Florida Woman Accused Of Domestic Battery<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-clueless-actress-stacey-dash-accused-domestic-battery-20190930-ideqzxj52na2r" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-clueless-actress-stacey-dash-accused-domestic-battery-20190930-ideqzxj52na2r</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Two Florida Men Accused Of Illegally Dumping Human Waste<br /><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/two-florida-men-accused-of-illegally-dumping-human-waste" rel="noopener">https://www.foxnews.com/us/two-florida-men-accused-of-illegally-dumping-human-waste</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: <br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2974</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,deputies,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,funny,podcast,police,sex,sheriff,stupidcriminals,sunshinestate,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e776057cc893176514b55bc882d42103.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>100 - Samuel L. Jackson: Florida Man</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/100-samuel-l-jackson-florida-man--19558343</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 100 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Samuel L. Jackson is arrested for getting belligerent with a cop. You read that right. Samuel. L. Jackson. <br /><br />This Episode's Florida Man:<br />• Samuel L. Jackson<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Samuel L. Jackson Accused of Threatening Florida Cop<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-named-samuel-l-jackson-accused-of-threatening-cop" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-named-samuel-l-jackson-accused-of-threatening-cop</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Amazon Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19558343</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Oct 2019 09:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19558343/e100_samuel_l_jackson_florida_man.mp3" length="5912766" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 100 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Samuel L. Jackson is arrested for getting belligerent with a cop. You read that right. Samuel. L. Jackson. 

This Episode's Florida Man:
• Samuel L. Jackson

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Samuel L....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 100 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Samuel L. Jackson is arrested for getting belligerent with a cop. You read that right. Samuel. L. Jackson. <br /><br />This Episode's Florida Man:<br />• Samuel L. Jackson<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Samuel L. Jackson Accused of Threatening Florida Cop<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-named-samuel-l-jackson-accused-of-threatening-cop" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-named-samuel-l-jackson-accused-of-threatening-cop</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Amazon Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>455</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,assault,bonita,bonitasprings,comedy,cops,crime,criminal,criminals,deputies,deputy,drugs,drunk,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/30d83e4c69c88ce0d02e4ec460359de6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E099 - Beer Biter, Onesie-Wearing Wacko, Ceiling Crawler, and Fire Ant Fainter</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e099-beer-biter-onesie-wearing-wacko-ceiling-crawler-and-fire-ant-fainter--19536225</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 99 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man tries on some clothes that are way too small, Florida Woman has a hard time finding an exit, Florida Man shares his beer with somebody who just tried to bite him, and Florida Woman gets red hot at Walmart.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />• Leonard Thomas<br />• Christopher Strickland<br />• Kristina Perkins<br />• Timothy Kepke<br />• Noah Osborne<br />• Nicholas Skaroulis<br />• Doranda Jo Ussery<br />• Richard Dennis<br />• Clifford Rice<br />• Randall Thomas Williams<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Arrested After Pulling Machete On Woman Who Refused To Date Him<br /><a href="https://www.fox4now.com/florida-man-arrested-after-pulling-machete-on-woman-who-refused-to-date-him" rel="noopener">https://www.fox4now.com/florida-man-arrested-after-pulling-machete-on-woman-who-refused-to-date-him</a><br /><br />Florida Man Forced Woman To Watch Him Try On Baby Clothes During A Home Invasion <br /><a href="https://www.pnj.com/story/news/local/2019/10/05/florida-man-accused-masturbating-front-woman-during-robbery/3867167002/" rel="noopener">https://www.pnj.com/story/news/local/2019/10/05/florida-man-accused-masturbating-front-woman-during-robbery/3867167002/</a> <br /><br />Florida Woman Crawls Into Store's Ceiling To Avoid Shoplifting Charges <br /><a href="https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-crawls-big-lots-ceiling-avoid-shoplifting-arrest-20191007-asavhfjzcvfa5" rel="noopener">https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-crawls-big-lots-ceiling-avoid-shoplifting-arrest-20191007-asavhfjzcvfa5</a> <br /><br />Florida Man Accused Of Enticing Alligator To Bite Him, Pouring Beer In Its Mouth <br /><a href="https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2019/10/07/hobe-sound-man-accused-pouring-beer-into-alligators-mouth/3904733002/" rel="noopener">https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2019/10/07/hobe-sound-man-accused-pouring-beer-into-alligators-mouth/3904733002/</a> <br /><br />Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Selling Sponges Outside Of The US <br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41149092/florida-man-arrested-for-after-not-declaring-sponges-his-company-was-selling-outside-of-th" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41149092/florida-man-arrested-for-after-not-declaring-sponges-his-company-was-selling-outside-of-th</a> <br /><br />Florida Woman On The Run After Wielding Knife, Pepper-Spraying Walmart Employees To Get Away <br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-pepper-sprays-walmart-employees-1462243" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-pepper-sprays-walmart-employees-1462243</a> <br /><br />Florida Man Survived For 7 Hours After Collapsing Due To Heat Exhaustion Outside Of Concert <br /><a href="https://www.wxyz.com/news/national/florida-man-survived-for-7-hours-after-collapsing-due-to-heat-exhaustion-outside-of-concert" rel="noopener">https://www.wxyz.com/news/national/florida-man-survived-for-7-hours-after-collapsing-due-to-heat-exhaustion-outside-of-concert</a> <br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Cuts Brakes On 140 Electric Rental Scooters <br /><a href="https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-scooter-vandal-arrest-20191001-gfo4ncko6jbpdomlx6wfnzra6m-stor" rel="noopener">https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-scooter-vandal-arrest-20191001-gfo4ncko6jbpdomlx6wfnzra6m-stor</a> <br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a 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href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">46abfda0a9ea460297310f5eede57b89</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536225/e099_beer_biter_onesie_wearing_wacko_ceiling_crawler_and_fire_ant_fainter.mp3" length="27856606" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 99 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man tries on some clothes that are way too small, Florida Woman has a hard time finding an exit, Florida Man shares his beer with somebody who just tried to bite him, and Florida Woman gets red hot at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 99 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man tries on some clothes that are way too small, Florida Woman has a hard time finding an exit, Florida Man shares his beer with somebody who just tried to bite him, and Florida Woman gets red hot at Walmart.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />• Leonard Thomas<br />• Christopher Strickland<br />• Kristina Perkins<br />• Timothy Kepke<br />• Noah Osborne<br />• Nicholas Skaroulis<br />• Doranda Jo Ussery<br />• Richard Dennis<br />• Clifford Rice<br />• Randall Thomas Williams<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Arrested After Pulling Machete On Woman Who Refused To Date Him<br /><a href="https://www.fox4now.com/florida-man-arrested-after-pulling-machete-on-woman-who-refused-to-date-him" rel="noopener">https://www.fox4now.com/florida-man-arrested-after-pulling-machete-on-woman-who-refused-to-date-him</a><br /><br />Florida Man Forced Woman To Watch Him Try On Baby Clothes During A Home Invasion <br /><a href="https://www.pnj.com/story/news/local/2019/10/05/florida-man-accused-masturbating-front-woman-during-robbery/3867167002/" rel="noopener">https://www.pnj.com/story/news/local/2019/10/05/florida-man-accused-masturbating-front-woman-during-robbery/3867167002/</a> <br /><br />Florida Woman Crawls Into Store's Ceiling To Avoid Shoplifting Charges <br /><a href="https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-crawls-big-lots-ceiling-avoid-shoplifting-arrest-20191007-asavhfjzcvfa5" rel="noopener">https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-crawls-big-lots-ceiling-avoid-shoplifting-arrest-20191007-asavhfjzcvfa5</a> <br /><br />Florida Man Accused Of Enticing Alligator To Bite Him, Pouring Beer In Its Mouth <br /><a href="https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2019/10/07/hobe-sound-man-accused-pouring-beer-into-alligators-mouth/3904733002/" rel="noopener">https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2019/10/07/hobe-sound-man-accused-pouring-beer-into-alligators-mouth/3904733002/</a> <br /><br />Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Selling Sponges Outside Of The US <br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41149092/florida-man-arrested-for-after-not-declaring-sponges-his-company-was-selling-outside-of-th" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41149092/florida-man-arrested-for-after-not-declaring-sponges-his-company-was-selling-outside-of-th</a> <br /><br />Florida Woman On The Run After Wielding Knife, Pepper-Spraying Walmart Employees To Get Away <br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-pepper-sprays-walmart-employees-1462243" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-pepper-sprays-walmart-employees-1462243</a> <br /><br />Florida Man Survived For 7 Hours After Collapsing Due To Heat Exhaustion Outside Of Concert <br /><a href="https://www.wxyz.com/news/national/florida-man-survived-for-7-hours-after-collapsing-due-to-heat-exhaustion-outside-of-concert" rel="noopener">https://www.wxyz.com/news/national/florida-man-survived-for-7-hours-after-collapsing-due-to-heat-exhaustion-outside-of-concert</a> <br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Cuts Brakes On 140 Electric Rental Scooters <br /><a href="https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-scooter-vandal-arrest-20191001-gfo4ncko6jbpdomlx6wfnzra6m-stor" rel="noopener">https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-scooter-vandal-arrest-20191001-gfo4ncko6jbpdomlx6wfnzra6m-stor</a> <br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2281</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,jail,miami,murder,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1ac11795d6958f1083c90ee9f5fecbdb.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E098 - Listener Quickie: Drunken Dragon-napper</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e098-listener-quickie-drunken-dragon-napper--19536300</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Maryland man who became a dragon thief. Thanks to listener Roxanne for sending us this story.<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Maryland Man Accused Of Trying To Steal A Dragon<br /><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/09/17/maryland-man-arrested-national-harbor-dragon-pedal-boat-theft/2351548001/" rel="noopener">https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/09/17/maryland-man-arrested-national-harbor-dragon-pedal-boat-theft/2351548001/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Amazon Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2b6700db58a646e6ad0c43bd43f035b5</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2019 09:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536300/e098_listener_quickie_drunken_dragon_napper.mp3" length="5051582" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Maryland man who became a dragon thief. Thanks to listener Roxanne for sending us this story.

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Maryland Man Accused Of Trying To Steal A Dragon...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Maryland man who became a dragon thief. Thanks to listener Roxanne for sending us this story.<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Maryland Man Accused Of Trying To Steal A Dragon<br /><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/09/17/maryland-man-arrested-national-harbor-dragon-pedal-boat-theft/2351548001/" rel="noopener">https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/09/17/maryland-man-arrested-national-harbor-dragon-pedal-boat-theft/2351548001/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Amazon Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>326</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0f51e6ba7382f25a42672aa8a5c6b96e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E097 - Claws—Acrylic and Alcoholic, Crystal Methhead and Her Sister Ruby</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e097-claws-acrylic-and-alcoholic-crystal-methhead-and-her-sister-ruby--19536313</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Methamphetamine is a family affair for two Florida Women, Florida Man has “prostitute problems”, according to his dad, Florida Man and Florida Woman make heavy use of the redial button, and a Florida Man sets a Guinness World Record, for something usually associated with women.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />• Crystal Barnes<br />• Ruby Barnes<br />• Joshua Abercrombie<br />• Roger Duane Garrett<br />• Alanna Spangler<br />• Maria Alvarez-Mendez<br />• Denae Morrison<br />• Jerry Shelley<br />• Odilon Ozare<br />• Heather Mayeux<br />• Elizabeth ‘Sea Turtle’ Drayer<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Sisters Busted For Meth In Separate Incidents On the Same Day<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-sisters-crystal-ruby-arrested-meth-charges-20190925-aywbnu7jibbr5ipu" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-sisters-crystal-ruby-arrested-meth-charges-20190925-aywbnu7jibbr5ipu</a><br /><br />Florida Man With “Prostitute Problem” Burns Car For Insurance, Starts 300-Acre Brushfire<br /><a href="http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/09/florida-man-with-prostitute-problem-burns-car-for-insurance-starts-300-acre-brushfire/" rel="noopener">http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/09/florida-man-with-prostitute-problem-burns-car-for-insurance-starts-300-acre-brushfire/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested For Repeatedly Calling 911<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41106548/naples-woman-arrested-for-repeatedly-calling-misusing-911" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41106548/naples-woman-arrested-for-repeatedly-calling-misusing-911</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Charged with DUI for Drinking White Claw While Driving Home<br /><a href="https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/florida-woman-charged-with-dui-for-drinking-white-claw-while-driving-home" rel="noopener">https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/florida-woman-charged-with-dui-for-drinking-white-claw-while-driving-home</a><br /><br />Florida Man Calls His Ex 21 Times A Day While In Jail For Stalking Her<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235414937.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235414937.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Sets Guinness Record For Longest Acrylic Nails<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2019/09/14/longest-acrylic-nails-tampas-odilon-ozare-sets-guinness-record/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2019/09/14/longest-acrylic-nails-tampas-odilon-ozare-sets-guinness-record/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman, Arrested After Using Boyfriend’s Face As An Ashtray<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cigarette/forehead-ashtray-927045" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cigarette/forehead-ashtray-927045</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Runs for Mayor of Clearwater as a Sea Turtle<br /><a href="https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/woman-runs-for-clearwater-mayor-as-a-sea-turtle/67-8068d09b-5101-4805-9fd9-42456e6d497b" rel="noopener">https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/woman-runs-for-clearwater-mayor-as-a-sea-turtle/67-8068d09b-5101-4805-9fd9-42456e6d497b</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Amazon Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">141e9ca63c49499696e89ebda7ef20c9</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2019 09:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536313/e097_clawsacrylic_and_alcoholic_crystal_methhead_and_her_sister_ruby.mp3" length="34874391" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Methamphetamine is a family affair for two Florida Women, Florida Man has “prostitute problems”, according to his dad, Florida Man and Florida Woman make heavy use of the redial...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 97 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Methamphetamine is a family affair for two Florida Women, Florida Man has “prostitute problems”, according to his dad, Florida Man and Florida Woman make heavy use of the redial button, and a Florida Man sets a Guinness World Record, for something usually associated with women.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />• Crystal Barnes<br />• Ruby Barnes<br />• Joshua Abercrombie<br />• Roger Duane Garrett<br />• Alanna Spangler<br />• Maria Alvarez-Mendez<br />• Denae Morrison<br />• Jerry Shelley<br />• Odilon Ozare<br />• Heather Mayeux<br />• Elizabeth ‘Sea Turtle’ Drayer<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Sisters Busted For Meth In Separate Incidents On the Same Day<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-sisters-crystal-ruby-arrested-meth-charges-20190925-aywbnu7jibbr5ipu" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-sisters-crystal-ruby-arrested-meth-charges-20190925-aywbnu7jibbr5ipu</a><br /><br />Florida Man With “Prostitute Problem” Burns Car For Insurance, Starts 300-Acre Brushfire<br /><a href="http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/09/florida-man-with-prostitute-problem-burns-car-for-insurance-starts-300-acre-brushfire/" rel="noopener">http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/09/florida-man-with-prostitute-problem-burns-car-for-insurance-starts-300-acre-brushfire/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Arrested For Repeatedly Calling 911<br /><a href="https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41106548/naples-woman-arrested-for-repeatedly-calling-misusing-911" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41106548/naples-woman-arrested-for-repeatedly-calling-misusing-911</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Charged with DUI for Drinking White Claw While Driving Home<br /><a href="https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/florida-woman-charged-with-dui-for-drinking-white-claw-while-driving-home" rel="noopener">https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/florida-woman-charged-with-dui-for-drinking-white-claw-while-driving-home</a><br /><br />Florida Man Calls His Ex 21 Times A Day While In Jail For Stalking Her<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235414937.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235414937.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Sets Guinness Record For Longest Acrylic Nails<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2019/09/14/longest-acrylic-nails-tampas-odilon-ozare-sets-guinness-record/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2019/09/14/longest-acrylic-nails-tampas-odilon-ozare-sets-guinness-record/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman, Arrested After Using Boyfriend’s Face As An Ashtray<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cigarette/forehead-ashtray-927045" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cigarette/forehead-ashtray-927045</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Runs for Mayor of Clearwater as a Sea Turtle<br /><a href="https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/woman-runs-for-clearwater-mayor-as-a-sea-turtle/67-8068d09b-5101-4805-9fd9-42456e6d497b" rel="noopener">https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/woman-runs-for-clearwater-mayor-as-a-sea-turtle/67-8068d09b-5101-4805-9fd9-42456e6d497b</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2866</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,dui,florida,funny,jail,meth,miami,murder,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b2aaee8e76836e9216c2bc0fb600b33c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E096 - Listener Quickie: Psychotherapist Predator</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e096-listener-quickie-psychotherapist-predator--19536240</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 96 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Florida Man who put his "psychospiritual" patient under a hypnotic spell. Thanks to listener Doug for sending us this story.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Man:<br />• Robert Andrew Nichols<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Gainesville Hypnotherapist Accused Of Sex With Patient<br /><a href="https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190724/gainesville-hypnotherapist-accused-of-sex-with-patient" rel="noopener">https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190724/gainesville-hypnotherapist-accused-of-sex-with-patient</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Amazon Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6b6610e39b464d419da05bdf1f19a73c</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2019 09:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536240/e094_listener_quickie_psychotherapist_predator.mp3" length="6940047" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 96 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Florida Man who put his "psychospiritual" patient under a hypnotic spell. Thanks to listener Doug for sending us this story.

This Episode's Florida Man:
•...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 96 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Florida Man who put his "psychospiritual" patient under a hypnotic spell. Thanks to listener Doug for sending us this story.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Man:<br />• Robert Andrew Nichols<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Gainesville Hypnotherapist Accused Of Sex With Patient<br /><a href="https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190724/gainesville-hypnotherapist-accused-of-sex-with-patient" rel="noopener">https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190724/gainesville-hypnotherapist-accused-of-sex-with-patient</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Amazon Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>539</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/25f4db705f3eb4b4663592a1633c9573.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E095 - "Florida Man" Author Mike Baron PLUS Instagram Instigator, Felony Purse, and Trillion Dollar Baby</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e095-florida-man-author-mike-baron-plus-instagram-instigator-felony-purse-and-trillion-dollar-baby--19536250</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 95 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil interview author Mike Baron about his new book "Florida Man", Florida Woman has a special name for the place she hides her drugs…and this time it’s not her hooha, Florida Woman has over 300 Instagram accounts specifically for stalking her ex-coworkers, Florida man wants to be a samurai but looks more like a sumo, and Florida Man claims the president owes him $1 trillion.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />• Jacqueline Hubbard<br />• Tammy Marie Steffen<br />• Justin James Wilson<br />• Katie Jade Gates<br />• Eric Lee Kincaid<br />• Diana Louise Stokes<br />• William Mendenhall<br />• Dylan Hoyt<br />• IV Leo Little<br /><br />More from Mike Baron:<br />Florida Man by Mike Baron on Amazon (Kindle) (sponsored)<br /><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Florida-Man-Mike-Baron-ebook/dp/B07X118GT4?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=floridamen-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=7376d30f8f9b30c86834801559629545&camp=1789&creative=9325" rel="noopener">https://www.amazon.com/Florida-Man-Mike-Baron-ebook/dp/B07X118GT4?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=floridamen-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=7376d30f8f9b30c86834801559629545&camp=1789&creative=9325</a><br /><br />Florida Man by Mike Baron on Amazon (Paperback)(sponsored)<br /><a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1641197498?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=floridamen-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=3b1ed3d98e082249146b03f0800ae265&camp=1789&creative=9325" rel="noopener">https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1641197498?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=floridamen-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=3b1ed3d98e082249146b03f0800ae265&camp=1789&creative=9325</a><br /><br />Mike Baron’s Website<br /><a href="http://bloodyredbaron.net/" rel="noopener">http://bloodyredbaron.net/</a><br /><br />Podcast Promo:<br />Strange Little Worlds<br /><a href="https://strangelittleworlds.com/" rel="noopener">https://strangelittleworlds.com/</a><br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Woman Arrested After Telling Officer About Her “Felony Purse”<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/felony-purse-contents-673902" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/felony-purse-contents-673902</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Made Over 350 Instagram Accounts To Threaten & Harass Former Colleagues<br /><a href="https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/09/20/florida-woman-made-over-instagram-accounts-harass-former-colleagues/" rel="noopener">https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/09/20/florida-woman-made-over-instagram-accounts-harass-former-colleagues/</a><br /><br />Homeless Florida Man Smashes 20 Cars At Beachfront Hotel, Says Trump Owes Him $1 Trillion<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-homeless-man-vandalizes-cars-says-trump-owes-him-1-trillion-20190911-723fxiy" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-homeless-man-vandalizes-cars-says-trump-owes-him-1-trillion-20190911-723fxiy</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Charged For Domestic Tomato Assault<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-tomato-beef-650973" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-tomato-beef-650973</a><br /><br />Minivan Driver Led Florida Keys Police On A 44-mile Chase Down The Overseas Highway<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article235386237.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article235386237.html</a><br /><br />A Florida Man Called ‘Fat Boy’ Threatened To Attack A Pregnant Woman With A Sword<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235295692.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235295692.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Breaks Into House He Used To Live In Because He Felt At Home<br /><a href="https://www.wate.com/news/watercooler/florida-man-breaks-into-house-he-used-to-live-in-because-he-felt-at-home-homeowner-says/" rel="noopener">https://www.wate.com/news/watercooler/florida-man-breaks-into-house-he-used-to-live-in-because-he-felt-at-home-homeowner-says/</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Filmed Part Of Rap Video Inside Police Station<br /><a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2019/09/10/florida-rapper-filmed-part-of-video-inside-police-station/" rel="noopener">https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2019/09/10/florida-rapper-filmed-part-of-video-inside-police-station/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on 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performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">adb3a472a7304adbb130c1579ce6eaa3</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2019 09:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536250/e095_florida_man_author_mike_baron_plus_instagram_instigator_felony_purse_and_trillion_dollar_baby.mp3" length="41338903" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 95 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil interview author Mike Baron about his new book "Florida Man", Florida Woman has a special name for the place she hides her drugs…and this time it’s not her hooha, Florida...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 95 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil interview author Mike Baron about his new book "Florida Man", Florida Woman has a special name for the place she hides her drugs…and this time it’s not her hooha, Florida Woman has over 300 Instagram accounts specifically for stalking her ex-coworkers, Florida man wants to be a samurai but looks more like a sumo, and Florida Man claims the president owes him $1 trillion.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />• Jacqueline Hubbard<br />• Tammy Marie Steffen<br />• Justin James Wilson<br />• Katie Jade Gates<br />• Eric Lee Kincaid<br />• Diana Louise Stokes<br />• William Mendenhall<br />• Dylan Hoyt<br />• IV Leo Little<br /><br />More from Mike Baron:<br />Florida Man by Mike Baron on Amazon (Kindle) (sponsored)<br /><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Florida-Man-Mike-Baron-ebook/dp/B07X118GT4?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=floridamen-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=7376d30f8f9b30c86834801559629545&camp=1789&creative=9325" rel="noopener">https://www.amazon.com/Florida-Man-Mike-Baron-ebook/dp/B07X118GT4?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=floridamen-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=7376d30f8f9b30c86834801559629545&camp=1789&creative=9325</a><br /><br />Florida Man by Mike Baron on Amazon (Paperback)(sponsored)<br /><a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1641197498?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=floridamen-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=3b1ed3d98e082249146b03f0800ae265&camp=1789&creative=9325" rel="noopener">https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1641197498?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=floridamen-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=3b1ed3d98e082249146b03f0800ae265&camp=1789&creative=9325</a><br /><br />Mike Baron’s Website<br /><a href="http://bloodyredbaron.net/" rel="noopener">http://bloodyredbaron.net/</a><br /><br />Podcast Promo:<br />Strange Little Worlds<br /><a href="https://strangelittleworlds.com/" rel="noopener">https://strangelittleworlds.com/</a><br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Woman Arrested After Telling Officer About Her “Felony Purse”<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/felony-purse-contents-673902" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/felony-purse-contents-673902</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Made Over 350 Instagram Accounts To Threaten & Harass Former Colleagues<br /><a href="https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/09/20/florida-woman-made-over-instagram-accounts-harass-former-colleagues/" rel="noopener">https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/09/20/florida-woman-made-over-instagram-accounts-harass-former-colleagues/</a><br /><br />Homeless Florida Man Smashes 20 Cars At Beachfront Hotel, Says Trump Owes Him $1 Trillion<br /><a href="https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-homeless-man-vandalizes-cars-says-trump-owes-him-1-trillion-20190911-723fxiy" rel="noopener">https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-homeless-man-vandalizes-cars-says-trump-owes-him-1-trillion-20190911-723fxiy</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Charged For Domestic Tomato Assault<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-tomato-beef-650973" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-tomato-beef-650973</a><br /><br />Minivan Driver Led Florida Keys Police On A 44-mile Chase Down The Overseas Highway<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article235386237.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article235386237.html</a><br /><br />A Florida Man Called ‘Fat Boy’ Threatened To Attack A Pregnant Woman With A Sword<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235295692.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235295692.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Breaks Into House He Used To Live In Because He Felt At Home<br /><a href="https://www.wate.com/news/watercooler/florida-man-breaks-into-house-he-used-to-live-in-because-he-felt-at-home-homeowner-says/"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3406</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,author,baron,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,jail,miami,murder,orlando,podcast,police,sex,tomato</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5170b122a1da51b30b16e3e865363337.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E094 - Listener Quickie: Cajun Camel vs Florida Woman</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e094-listener-quickie-cajun-camel-vs-florida-woman--19536319</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 94 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a Florida Woman who bit a truck stop camel on the testicles to escape from his cage. 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Thanks to listener Kelli for sending us this Quickie story.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>554</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8d44da9337580d1d10b3acb081286734.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E091 - Cocaine Coastline, Psychic Payback, Nunchuck Ninja, and Dorian Dueler</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e091-cocaine-coastline-psychic-payback-nunchuck-ninja-and-dorian-dueler--19536251</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 91 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman got a bit too rowdy after a hurricane party, Florida Man found some treasure on the beach to keep the party going, Florida Man looks for treasure that doesn’t exist, and Florida Man shows off his ninja skills that ALSO don’t exist.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d2a003acda8e4244b6f64fd14fca2c95</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2019 09:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536251/e091_cocaine_coastline_psychic_payback_nunchuck_ninja_and_dorian_dueler.mp3" length="36643382" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 91 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman got a bit too rowdy after a hurricane party, Florida Man found some treasure on the beach to keep the party going, Florida Man looks for treasure that doesn’t exist, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 91 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman got a bit too rowdy after a hurricane party, Florida Man found some treasure on the beach to keep the party going, Florida Man looks for treasure that doesn’t exist, and Florida Man shows off his ninja skills that ALSO don’t exist.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3018</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/729ccccdbffe0563cdc427b76aedc08b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E090 - Listener Quickie: Brawling Birdbrains</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e090-listener-quickie-brawling-birdbrains--19536328</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 90 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a British bar brawler who bashes boxers with a breathless bird's body. 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Thanks to Leanne for the story!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>432</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,drugs,drunk,england,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,orlando,podcast,police,sex,uk</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4e81aec66a9a69db63014d08d9deaf3a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E089 - Castration Catastrophe, Flushing Failure, Meth Baseball, and Stone Cold Stunner</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e089-castration-catastrophe-flushing-failure-meth-baseball-and-stone-cold-stunner--19536271</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 89 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is surprised when his motel room castration goes badly, another Florida Man is attacked with a machete for his shitty behavior, Florida Woman double fists some brewskis and gets ready to rumble, and yet another Florida Man hides drugs in the most obvious, but least desirable place to stash them.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d31603554cc24b49b544804167538aaa</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536271/e089_castration_catastrophe_flushing_failure_meth_baseball_and_stone_cold_stunner.mp3" length="31550654" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 89 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is surprised when his motel room castration goes badly, another Florida Man is attacked with a machete for his shitty behavior, Florida Woman double fists some brewskis and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 89 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is surprised when his motel room castration goes badly, another Florida Man is attacked with a machete for his shitty behavior, Florida Woman double fists some brewskis and gets ready to rumble, and yet another Florida Man hides drugs in the most obvious, but least desirable place to stash them.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2591</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,orlando,podcast,police,sex,wrestling,wwe</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e0b3e901d04b7d622361ab381a4f9d3d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E088 - Listener Quickie: Pennywise Pop-in</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e088-listener-quickie-pennywise-pop-in--19536326</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 88 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel tells a story of a mysterious falling object while Phil imagines his happy place. 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Thanks to Steve for the story!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>580</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,it,jail,miami,murder,myers,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cc7ad7c9f42b19dd547c402347ac157.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E087 - It's Tracy! The Clown Chronicles</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e087-it-s-tracy-the-clown-chronicles--19536242</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 87 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, We go back in the archives to bring you the answer to a question we hear about pretty frequently from our listeners. 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Joel & Phil dig deeper to get to the deeply buried truth.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>678</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/349a17eb8f392331d543eb69d85fd5c9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E083 - Anonymous Orgy, Liquor Store Flasher, Snake Sniper, and Walmart Joyrider</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e083-anonymous-orgy-liquor-store-flasher-snake-sniper-and-walmart-joyrider--19536289</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 83 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man finds out what happens when you let anonymous strangers into your house, Florida Man runs from the cops in a golf cart, a couple more Florida Men beat the Florida heat the only way they could think of, and Florida Woman takes on a slithering swiper.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b4641db3c1404cd396ef597c9839034a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536289/e083_anonymous_orgy_liquor_store_flasher_snake_sniper_and_walmart_joyrider.mp3" length="45285817" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 83 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man finds out what happens when you let anonymous strangers into your house, Florida Man runs from the cops in a golf cart, a couple more Florida Men beat the Florida heat the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 83 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man finds out what happens when you let anonymous strangers into your house, Florida Man runs from the cops in a golf cart, a couple more Florida Men beat the Florida heat the only way they could think of, and Florida Woman takes on a slithering swiper.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3199</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,anonymous,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,fort,funny,jail,mask,miami,murder,myers,orlando,podcast,police,python,sex,snake</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f1dd7fa1d8fbddb15af08aa87329d481.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E082 - Listener Quickie: Nebraska Nudist</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e082-listener-quickie-nebraska-nudist--19536346</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 82 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Nebraska woman channels her inner Florida Man and removes her outer clothing.<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Topless Woman Hits Officer In The Face During Disturbance<br /><a href="https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Topless-woman-hits-officer-in-the-face-during-disturbance--512584511.html" rel="noopener">https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Topless-woman-hits-officer-in-the-face-during-disturbance--512584511.html</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cd248f471e2b418caab5d315630f2a07</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Aug 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536346/e082_listener_quickie_nebraska_nudist.mp3" length="4850836" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 82 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Nebraska woman channels her inner Florida Man and removes her outer clothing.

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Topless Woman Hits Officer In The Face During Disturbance...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 82 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Nebraska woman channels her inner Florida Man and removes her outer clothing.<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Topless Woman Hits Officer In The Face During Disturbance<br /><a href="https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Topless-woman-hits-officer-in-the-face-during-disturbance--512584511.html" rel="noopener">https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Topless-woman-hits-officer-in-the-face-during-disturbance--512584511.html</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>365</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,nebraska,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/96b6713b50812abce4220634e2bac22e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E081 - Thumb Taster, Window Waster, Door Buster, and Macaroni Mauler</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e081-thumb-taster-window-waster-door-buster-and-macaroni-mauler--19536246</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 81 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man becomes a food critic, he gives a thumbs up to Cinnabon, a thumbs down to Mac & Cheese, and alligators call Florida Man: The Other White Meat.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4ce713ffaf1c4e568d57e2a26a46bf47</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536246/e081_thumb_taster_window_waster_door_buster_and_macaroni_mauler.mp3" length="29578974" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 81 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man becomes a food critic, he gives a thumbs up to Cinnabon, a thumbs down to Mac &amp; Cheese, and alligators call Florida Man: The Other White Meat.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 81 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man becomes a food critic, he gives a thumbs up to Cinnabon, a thumbs down to Mac & Cheese, and alligators call Florida Man: The Other White Meat.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2424</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,cut,door,drinks,drugs,drunk,fort,funny,hotel,jail,miami,murder,orlando,podcast,police,rock,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/20e3c179e8cee6ebc0647632710f6c31.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E080 - Listener Quickie: Pepsi Pilferer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e080-listener-quickie-pepsi-pilferer--19536276</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 80 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Heather M. for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Workers Find Naked Man, Empty Bottles, In Pepsi Trailer<br /><a href="https://cdllife.com/2019/workers-find-naked-man-empty-bottles-in-pepsi-trailer/" rel="noopener">https://cdllife.com/2019/workers-find-naked-man-empty-bottles-in-pepsi-trailer/</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">38a8abf30d5b4198bfcf8bc42b05b453</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536276/e080_listener_quickie_pepsi_pilferer.mp3" length="4642609" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 80 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Heather M. for the story submission!

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Workers Find Naked Man, Empty Bottles, In Pepsi...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 80 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Heather M. for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Workers Find Naked Man, Empty Bottles, In Pepsi Trailer<br /><a href="https://cdllife.com/2019/workers-find-naked-man-empty-bottles-in-pepsi-trailer/" rel="noopener">https://cdllife.com/2019/workers-find-naked-man-empty-bottles-in-pepsi-trailer/</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>354</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,oklahoma,orlando,pepsi,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/43c79d9d9d2086448a0d875cd24c6125.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E079 - Groin Grabber, Confection Contaminator, Reggae Reefer, and Windpipe Wonder</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e079-groin-grabber-confection-contaminator-reggae-reefer-and-windpipe-wonder--19536253</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 79 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman grabs her husband’s junk, Florida Man grabs a cop’s ass, Florida Man hides his weed somewhere the cops would totally never think to look mon, and Florida Woman adds her own flavorings to a restaurant’s ice cream inventory.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8943b4e590814235adece21a389c4cc7</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536253/e079_groin_grabber_confection_contaminator_reggae_reefer_and_windpipe_wonder.mp3" length="26603104" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 79 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman grabs her husband’s junk, Florida Man grabs a cop’s ass, Florida Man hides his weed somewhere the cops would totally never think to look mon, and Florida Woman adds her own flavorings to a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 79 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman grabs her husband’s junk, Florida Man grabs a cop’s ass, Florida Man hides his weed somewhere the cops would totally never think to look mon, and Florida Woman adds her own flavorings to a restaurant’s ice cream inventory.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2183</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/348af672df655b0d680668259f6e4615.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E078 - Listener Quickie: Oklahoma Overkill</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e078-listener-quickie-oklahoma-overkill--19536282</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 78 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Leif and Erica for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Rattlesnake, Uranium, And Whiskey Found During Oklahoma Traffic Stop<br /><a href="https://www.wdrb.com/news/national/rattlesnake-uranium-whiskey-found-during-traffic-stop-in-oklahoma/article_3d21172f-81b8-57dc-a120-35347e8cba05.html" rel="noopener">https://www.wdrb.com/news/national/rattlesnake-uranium-whiskey-found-during-traffic-stop-in-oklahoma/article_3d21172f-81b8-57dc-a120-35347e8cba05.html</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d5423644231141568dd7c625b2850642</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536282/e078_listener_quickie_oklahoma_overkill.mp3" length="8000953" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 78 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Leif and Erica for the story submission!

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Rattlesnake, Uranium, And Whiskey Found...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 78 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Leif and Erica for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Rattlesnake, Uranium, And Whiskey Found During Oklahoma Traffic Stop<br /><a href="https://www.wdrb.com/news/national/rattlesnake-uranium-whiskey-found-during-traffic-stop-in-oklahoma/article_3d21172f-81b8-57dc-a120-35347e8cba05.html" rel="noopener">https://www.wdrb.com/news/national/rattlesnake-uranium-whiskey-found-during-traffic-stop-in-oklahoma/article_3d21172f-81b8-57dc-a120-35347e8cba05.html</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>634</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,officer,oklahoma,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8d1925940e8fa7cc617238f84cf1665b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E077 - Auto Arsonist, Lager Liar, Tower Terrorist, and Penile Pilferer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e077-auto-arsonist-lager-liar-tower-terrorist-and-penile-pilferer--19536353</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 77 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man’s wife is naked in public and that’s not the hottest part of the story, Florida Man sets a new show record for hiding drugs, another Florida Man sets a new record for drinking beer, and a Florida teen gets a head start on becoming a Florida Man.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d5172c408a0a4e5dbf95aa0e618bd673</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536353/e077_auto_arsonist_lager_liar_tower_terrorist_and_penile_pilferer.mp3" length="37843343" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 77 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man’s wife is naked in public and that’s not the hottest part of the story, Florida Man sets a new show record for hiding drugs, another Florida Man sets a new record for drinking beer, and a Florida...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 77 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man’s wife is naked in public and that’s not the hottest part of the story, Florida Man sets a new show record for hiding drugs, another Florida Man sets a new record for drinking beer, and a Florida teen gets a head start on becoming a Florida Man.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3122</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a0fc02c7cf18fdbefa45e203cf3f6029.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E076 - Listener Quickie: Michigan Meth Mama</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e076-listener-quickie-michigan-meth-mama--19536244</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 76 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel gets a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Travis for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Meth Seized From ‘Body Cavity’ Leads To Arrest Of Michigan Woman<br /><a href="https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/meth-seized-from-body-cavity-leads-to-arrest-of-michigan-woman.html" rel="noopener">https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/meth-seized-from-body-cavity-leads-to-arrest-of-michigan-woman.html</a><br /><br />Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">56a275426b7243ef952c1b0961167a43</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jul 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536244/e076_listener_quickie_michigan_meth_mama.mp3" length="7759602" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 76 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel gets a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Travis for the story submission!

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Meth Seized From ‘Body Cavity’ Leads To Arrest Of Michigan...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 76 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel gets a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Travis for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Meth Seized From ‘Body Cavity’ Leads To Arrest Of Michigan Woman<br /><a href="https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/meth-seized-from-body-cavity-leads-to-arrest-of-michigan-woman.html" rel="noopener">https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/meth-seized-from-body-cavity-leads-to-arrest-of-michigan-woman.html</a><br /><br />Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>615</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jackson,jail,miami,michigan,murder,myers,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/08b26f4fb15bc674ddfb9e62ac4d996f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E075 - Courtroom Coprophile, Malicious Menses, Jet Jackers, and Earnest Exes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e075-courtroom-coprophile-malicious-menses-jet-jackers-and-earnest-exes--19536264</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 75 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man couldn’t give two sh!ts, but he does manage to throw one, another Florida Man DOES give a sh!t, a Florida football star gets robbed by two Florida Women, and a couple other Florida Women try to get revenge on their exes.<br /><br />Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. <br /><br />While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a90b063c49df4fe9b93215f4f4c4fc67</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536264/e075_courtroom_coprophile_malicious_menses_jet_jackers_and_earnest_exes.mp3" length="45199654" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 75 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man couldn’t give two sh!ts, but he does manage to throw one, another Florida Man DOES give a sh!t, a Florida football star gets robbed by two Florida Women, and a couple other Florida Women try to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 75 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man couldn’t give two sh!ts, but he does manage to throw one, another Florida Man DOES give a sh!t, a Florida football star gets robbed by two Florida Women, and a couple other Florida Women try to get revenge on their exes.<br /><br />Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. <br /><br />While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2802</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,coffee,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,fort,funny,gun,jail,jewelry,miami,murder,myers,orlando,podcast,police,sex,shit</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a55ac929889f554f0359dd4cd895e02a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E074 - Listener Quickie: Stripclub Schoolmaster</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e074-listener-quickie-stripclub-schoolmaster--19536254</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 74 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bill for the story submission!<br /><br />Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. <br /><br />While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3d5502dc13af46a89e1466b70249aef7</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536254/e074_listener_quickie_stripclub_schoolmaster_mixed.mp3" length="5661906" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 74 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bill for the story submission!

Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 74 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bill for the story submission!<br /><br />Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. <br /><br />While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>330</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,crime,dc,drugs,drunk,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,orlando,podcast,police,school,sex,stripper,strippers,trip,washington</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e3e8f2f690f8c380431ffa706815a1e6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E073 - Pokemon Pothead, Spidey Scrubber, Buddha Break-in, and Drink Disturbers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e073-pokemon-pothead-spidey-scrubber-buddha-break-in-and-drink-disturbers--19536257</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 73 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida cops gotta catch ‘em all, Florida Man tried to break into a Buddhist temple, then things got weird, a Florida gator turns into a makeshift speed bump, and two Florida Men demonstrate why you should always keep a lid on your drinks.<br /><br />Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. <br /><br />While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">265f7e32598040c6ac612129d45a1816</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536257/e073_pokemon_pothead_spidey_scrubber_buddha_break_in_and_drink_disturbers.mp3" length="50933239" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 73 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida cops gotta catch ‘em all, Florida Man tried to break into a Buddhist temple, then things got weird, a Florida gator turns into a makeshift speed bump, and two Florida Men demonstrate why you should...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 73 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida cops gotta catch ‘em all, Florida Man tried to break into a Buddhist temple, then things got weird, a Florida gator turns into a makeshift speed bump, and two Florida Men demonstrate why you should always keep a lid on your drinks.<br /><br />Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. <br /><br />While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3156</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accident,alcohol,beach,comedy,crime,drink,drugs,drunk,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,orlando,podcast,police,roof,sex,spiderman,spike</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eac38a419df3155ce24a909cc3d09487.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E072 - Listener Quickie: Pelican Puncher</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e072-listener-quickie-pelican-puncher--19536290</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 72 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Maryland Man Sentenced After Being Caught On Camera Tackling A Key West Pelican<br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2f6e67801e994fbdb3ae813e72a859e5</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jul 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536290/e072_listener_quickie_pelican_puncher.mp3" length="5851283" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 72 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!

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Maryland Man Sentenced After Being Caught On Camera...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 72 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Maryland Man Sentenced After Being Caught On Camera Tackling A Key West Pelican<br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>340</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,myers,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/19636b78c0b0f00e47b0cc23a017d40f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E071 - Babysitting Burglar, Wiener Tweeter, Peeping Pervert, and Prom Partiers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e071-babysitting-burglar-wiener-tweeter-peeping-pervert-and-prom-partiers--19536357</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 71 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man brings a baby to a burglary, Florida Woman's boss pays her with his wieners, Florida Man gets pinched for flipping his license plate, and a Florida Man goes sightseeing in all the wrong places. <br /><br />Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. <br /><br />While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a78d8f990d4143d59567b76cfc2479d3</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536357/e071_babysitting_burglar_weiner_tweeter_peeping_pervert_and_prom_partiers.mp3" length="48018809" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 71 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man brings a baby to a burglary, Florida Woman's boss pays her with his wieners, Florida Man gets pinched for flipping his license plate, and a Florida Man goes sightseeing in all the wrong places. ...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 71 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man brings a baby to a burglary, Florida Woman's boss pays her with his wieners, Florida Man gets pinched for flipping his license plate, and a Florida Man goes sightseeing in all the wrong places. <br /><br />Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People's Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven't already. <br /><br />While you're there, vote for the other podcasts you love.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2973</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,jaguar,jail,kids,miami,murder,orlando,podcast,police,sex,toddler</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/abc9637e71ea7c421fe8128ee158ae1c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E070 - Listener Quickie: German Grenade and Unauthorized Autobahn</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e070-listener-quickie-german-grenade-and-unauthorized-autobahn--19536285</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 70 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Katja for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Woman Finds Grenade - What She Does With It Shocks Experienced Police Officers<br />Car Driver Presents Driving School Receipt Instead Of Driver's License<br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c94ad421fbdd4d43a59e75ef1bda3517</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536285/e070_listener_quickie_german_grenade_and_unauthorized_autobahn.mp3" length="7985697" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 70 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Katja for the story submission!

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Woman Finds Grenade - What She Does With It Shocks...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 70 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Katja for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Woman Finds Grenade - What She Does With It Shocks Experienced Police Officers<br />Car Driver Presents Driving School Receipt Instead Of Driver's License<br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>472</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,fort,funny,germany,jail,miami,murder,orlando,podcast,police,rpg,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3cd117b7eb0858eba782286aef0bab4f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E069 - Meth Muncher, Casino Crook, Concert Crasher, and Brazen Biker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e069-meth-muncher-casino-crook-concert-crasher-and-brazen-biker--19536259</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 69 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has a crack snack while running from cops, Florida Woman gets methed up at both ends, Florida Woman finds out why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and a Florida Man stealing a scooter asks the wrong person for help.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1866d28a059844188b11f310755a4497</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536259/e069_meth_muncher_casino_crook_concert_crasher_and_brazen_biker.mp3" length="40659363" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 69 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has a crack snack while running from cops, Florida Woman gets methed up at both ends, Florida Woman finds out why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and a Florida Man stealing a scooter asks...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 69 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has a crack snack while running from cops, Florida Woman gets methed up at both ends, Florida Woman finds out why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and a Florida Man stealing a scooter asks the wrong person for help.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2515</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,casino,comedy,concert,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,jail,miami,murder,orlando,podcast,police,sex,snake</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d74bf5e12e942f697ce7d2c3dd398d6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E068 - Listener Quickie: Bullet Balls</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e068-listener-quickie-bullet-balls--19536252</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 68 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Matthew for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Trouble Snowballs For Man Who Shot Himself<br /><a href="https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/trouble-snowballs-for-man-who-shot-himself/article_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html" rel="noopener">https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/trouble-snowballs-for-man-who-shot-himself/article_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html</a><br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8dde9c73045a4c84ae2da2544e624db1</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jun 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536252/e068_listener_quickie_bullet_balls.mp3" length="10245560" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 68 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Matthew for the story submission!

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Trouble Snowballs For Man Who Shot Himself...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 68 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Matthew for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Trouble Snowballs For Man Who Shot Himself<br /><a href="https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/trouble-snowballs-for-man-who-shot-himself/article_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html" rel="noopener">https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/trouble-snowballs-for-man-who-shot-himself/article_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html</a><br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>619</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,jail,miami,murder,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6991c3ec9be85f4a995aa73413fb53c4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E067 - Bathtime Battery, McDonald's Magic Mike, Turtle Trampler, and Floaty F--ker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e067-bathtime-battery-mcdonald-s-magic-mike-turtle-trampler-and-floaty-f-ker--19536261</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 67 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man wants his roommate to be stinky, Florida Man tries to cash in on this whole "tiny house" craze, Florida Man shows some McDonald's customers his McNuggets, and we get additional details straight from a Florida Man who's not going to be seeing his girlfriend any time soon.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />&bull; Tyler Sweeney<br />&bull; Katie Lee Pitchford<br />&bull; Kerville Holness<br />&bull; Antoine Rutherford<br />&bull; Byron Christianoudis<br />&bull; Shonta Bolds<br />&bull; John F. Morgan<br />&bull; Yaqun Lo<br />&bull; Christopher William Monnin<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Man Whose Girlfriend Squeezed His Privates Until They Bled Says He Still Loves Her<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Thought He Bought A Villa, Actually Paid Thousands For 100-by-1 Foot Strip Of Land<br /><a href="https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Attacked Landlord For Accusing Him Of Taking Too Many Showers<br /><a href="https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/" rel="noopener">https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Charged With Assault After Admitting To Throwing Coconut At Man Outside Strip Club<br /><a href="http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po" rel="noopener">http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po</a><br /><br />Florida Man Dances Naked at McDonald's. Customers Weren't Loving It<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html</a><br /><br />Woman Arrested For Disturbing Sea Turtle Nest On Miami Beach<br /><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach" rel="noopener">https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach</a><br /><br />Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Pool Floats Says He Did It For Sexual Gratification<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floats-says-he-did-it-sexual-gratification-instead-raping-1444205" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floats-says-he-did-it-sexual-gratification-instead-raping-1444205</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story:  Woman Loses Job When Her Phone Number Is Listed As Amazon Distribution Center Online<br /><a href="http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/woman-loses-job-when-her-phone-number-is-listed-as-amazon-distribution-center-online" rel="noopener">http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/woman-loses-job-when-her-phone-number-is-listed-as-amazon-distribution-center-online</a><br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival July 13, 2019 <br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail: 1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on Your Favorite Podcast Apps: <a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram: <a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store: <a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon: <a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar: <a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List: <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1FABAVQG9PKIX" rel="noopener">https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1FABAVQG9PKIX</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list: <a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website: <a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man&nbsp;was written and performed by&nbsp;The Florida Men&nbsp;and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d441932b564e48a79a714a1b356a5ae6</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536261/e067_bathtime_battery_mcdonalds_magic_mike_turtle_trampler_and_floaty_f_ker.mp3" length="42287126" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 67 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man wants his roommate to be stinky, Florida Man tries to cash in on this whole "tiny house" craze, Florida Man shows some McDonald's customers his McNuggets, and we get additional details straight...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 67 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man wants his roommate to be stinky, Florida Man tries to cash in on this whole "tiny house" craze, Florida Man shows some McDonald's customers his McNuggets, and we get additional details straight from a Florida Man who's not going to be seeing his girlfriend any time soon.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />&bull; Tyler Sweeney<br />&bull; Katie Lee Pitchford<br />&bull; Kerville Holness<br />&bull; Antoine Rutherford<br />&bull; Byron Christianoudis<br />&bull; Shonta Bolds<br />&bull; John F. Morgan<br />&bull; Yaqun Lo<br />&bull; Christopher William Monnin<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Man Whose Girlfriend Squeezed His Privates Until They Bled Says He Still Loves Her<br /><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html" rel="noopener">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Thought He Bought A Villa, Actually Paid Thousands For 100-by-1 Foot Strip Of Land<br /><a href="https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html" rel="noopener">https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Attacked Landlord For Accusing Him Of Taking Too Many Showers<br /><a href="https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/" rel="noopener">https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Charged With Assault After Admitting To Throwing Coconut At Man Outside Strip Club<br /><a href="http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po" rel="noopener">http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po</a><br /><br />Florida Man Dances Naked at McDonald's. Customers Weren't Loving It<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html</a><br /><br />Woman Arrested For Disturbing Sea Turtle Nest On Miami Beach<br /><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach" rel="noopener">https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach</a><br /><br />Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Pool Floats Says He Did It For Sexual Gratification<br /><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floats-says-he-did-it-sexual-gratification-instead-raping-1444205" rel="noopener">https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floats-says-he-did-it-sexual-gratification-instead-raping-1444205</a><br /><br />Patreon Exclusive Story:  Woman Loses Job When Her Phone Number Is Listed As Amazon Distribution Center Online<br /><a href="http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/woman-loses-job-when-her-phone-number-is-listed-as-amazon-distribution-center-online" rel="noopener">http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/woman-loses-job-when-her-phone-number-is-listed-as-amazon-distribution-center-online</a><br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival July 13, 2019 <br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA<br /><a href="http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com" rel="noopener">http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail: 1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on Your Favorite Podcast Apps: <a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod"...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2618</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,crime,dancing,drugs,drunk,fort,funny,jail,miami,murder,naked,orlando,phone,podcast,police,sex,stripper,strippers,testicles</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6f3b53834833c4e096c31f2d36bec22a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E066 - Listener Quickie: Sweaty Sodas</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e066-listener-quickie-sweaty-sodas--19536258</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Thomas for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Suspected Walmart Thief Hid In Trunk, Covered Herself In Mountain Dew<br /><a href="https://jocoreport.com/shoplifting-suspect-found-hiding-in-trunk-of-car-drenched-in-mountain-dew/" rel="noopener">https://jocoreport.com/shoplifting-suspect-found-hiding-in-trunk-of-car-drenched-in-mountain-dew/</a><br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">29f31446bf594b3e80e6317a5d4e6855</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536258/e066_listener_quickie_sweaty_soda.mp3" length="6733554" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Thomas for the story submission!

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Suspected Walmart Thief Hid In Trunk, Covered...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Thomas for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Suspected Walmart Thief Hid In Trunk, Covered Herself In Mountain Dew<br /><a href="https://jocoreport.com/shoplifting-suspect-found-hiding-in-trunk-of-car-drenched-in-mountain-dew/" rel="noopener">https://jocoreport.com/shoplifting-suspect-found-hiding-in-trunk-of-car-drenched-in-mountain-dew/</a><br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>403</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,coral,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,jail,miami,mountaindew,murder,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex,soda</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9e4ae57c09a72ad34c18ce412f8a9775.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E065 -  Chicken Coop, Circle K-P, Alexa Assassin, and Gym Jerk</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e065-chicken-coop-circle-k-p-alexa-assassin-and-gym-jerk--19536278</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 65 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man shows New York what Florida Man is all about, up close and personal, Florida Man makes a pit stop at a convenience store, Florida Man is Siri-ous about hating his wife’s friend, Alexa, and Florida Man passes the ketchup to his girlfriend. <br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />John Mehne<br />John Toddy<br />Peter Wagman<br />Terrance J. Peterson<br />Arthur L. Disbrow<br />Natasha Ethel Bagley<br />Genesis Peguero]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f48ec80728aa45f487cfe37fcaf51615</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536278/e065_chicken_coop_circle_k_p_alexa_assassin_and_gym_jerk.mp3" length="50212489" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 65 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man shows New York what Florida Man is all about, up close and personal, Florida Man makes a pit stop at a convenience store, Florida Man is Siri-ous about hating his wife’s friend, Alexa, and Florida...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 65 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man shows New York what Florida Man is all about, up close and personal, Florida Man makes a pit stop at a convenience store, Florida Man is Siri-ous about hating his wife’s friend, Alexa, and Florida Man passes the ketchup to his girlfriend. <br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />John Mehne<br />John Toddy<br />Peter Wagman<br />Terrance J. Peterson<br />Arthur L. Disbrow<br />Natasha Ethel Bagley<br />Genesis Peguero]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2707</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,atv,comedy,cops,crime,dog,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,jail,miami,murder,naked,orlando,podcast,police,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c5951c0e70763949c8ab86fdbf5bd3cd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E064 - Listener Quickie: Ball Buster</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e064-listener-quickie-ball-buster--19536355</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Patti for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Woman Squeezes Man’s Testicles So Hard They Bleed<br /><a href="http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-woman-squeezes-mans-testicles-so-hard-they-bleed/amp/" rel="noopener">http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-woman-squeezes-mans-testicles-so-hard-they-bleed/amp/</a><br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">31e3594b23a94639844e54b930afe49b</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536355/e064_listener_quickie_ball_buster.mp3" length="8843328" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Patti for the story submission!

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Florida Woman Squeezes Man’s Testicles So Hard They...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Patti for the story submission!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Woman Squeezes Man’s Testicles So Hard They Bleed<br /><a href="http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-woman-squeezes-mans-testicles-so-hard-they-bleed/amp/" rel="noopener">http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-woman-squeezes-mans-testicles-so-hard-they-bleed/amp/</a><br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>530</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,jail,miami,murder,officer,orlando,podcast,police,sex,squeeze,testicles</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/57745224856a5b52cde806cfd16d09ff.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E063 - Machete Mama, Swine Sauna, Fleeing Flaunter, and Parking Potshots</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e063-machete-mama-swine-sauna-fleeing-flaunter-and-parking-potshots--19536359</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 63 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e896c79b6f57438d9615108d13635005</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536359/e063_machete_mama_swine_sauna_fleeing_flaunter_and_parking_potshots.mp3" length="39103552" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 63 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 63 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2013</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,demons,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,jail,miami,murder,orlando,pig,podcast,police,salt,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2700f7d599f9ced7f6c9072878d4aa63.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E062 - Listener Quickie: Canadian Cheese Caper</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e062-listener-quickie-canadian-cheese-caper--19536263</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 62 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Karen for the story submission!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5859314b3d6c45dca71e3fe3013e7b0f</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536263/e062_listener_quickie_canadian_cheese_caper.mp3" length="9691952" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 62 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Karen for the story submission!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 62 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. 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Woman In Only Bra And Panties Arrested After Breaking Into 2...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 58 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. 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Thanks to Brian for the story submission!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>411</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>agent,alcohol,cia,comedy,cops,crime,criminal,florida,funny,jacksonville,miami,murder,officer,orlando,podcast,police,rocks,sheriff,tampa,texas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e35c6d928cd83e9db61710484f099baa.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E055 - Tattoos, Yoga Pants, Concealed Weapons, and Sex On The Beach</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e055-tattoos-yoga-pants-concealed-weapons-and-sex-on-the-beach--19536288</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 55 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a misspelled word was the least troubling thing about a Florida Man’s tattoo, Yoga Pants can’t hide what a Florida Woman was smuggling, Florida Man mows right into a police car, and Sex on the Beach isn’t just a drink for a Florida Couple.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">10894e3b4f1f4b909a326a3ba85b982a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536288/e055_tattoos_yoga_pants_concealed_weapons_and_sex_on_the_beach.mp3" length="42423861" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 55 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a misspelled word was the least troubling thing about a Florida Man’s tattoo, Yoga Pants can’t hide what a Florida Woman was smuggling, Florida Man mows right into a police car, and Sex on the Beach isn’t...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 55 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a misspelled word was the least troubling thing about a Florida Man’s tattoo, Yoga Pants can’t hide what a Florida Woman was smuggling, Florida Man mows right into a police car, and Sex on the Beach isn’t just a drink for a Florida Couple.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2626</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,beach,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,miami,murder,naked,orlando,podcast,police,sex,tattoo,turtle,vodka,yoga</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2d7c33cc8ceead4d5928e2578172a401.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E054 - Listener Quickie: Naked Knocker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e054-listener-quickie-naked-knocker--19536322</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 54 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. 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No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bart for the story submission!<br /><br />Canadian Carjacker Shoots Himself In Leg<br /><a href="https://thestarphoenix.com/news/crime/alleged-car-thief-shoots-himself-in-leg" rel="noopener">https://thestarphoenix.com/news/crime/alleged-car-thief-shoots-himself-in-leg</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8d0d5105b2c64bc39afd484d9db7563d</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536260/e052_listener_quickie_canadian_carjacker.mp3" length="10049328" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 52 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bart for the story submission!

Canadian Carjacker Shoots Himself In Leg...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 52 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. 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Death Threats, Crack Cocaine, Squirt Gun, and Thin Skinned Muse</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e050-death-threats-crack-cocaine-squirt-gun-and-thin-skinned-muse--19536269</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 50 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man isn’t too good at keeping secrets from the police, Florida Men are a couple of assholes, Florida Man is pissed off, so Florida Woman gets pissed on, and a Florida Man’s new hit song lands him in jail.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Robert Girolamo, Jr.<br />Matthew Nero<br />Alexa Powers<br />Michael Burke<br />Joel William Benjamin<br />Matthew Joseph Erris<br />Robert Mirabella<br />Antonio Mosely<br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival Chicago Ju]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">553f648bdc4541e791357ba5b6578576</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536269/e050_death_threats_crack_cocaine_squirt_gun_and_thin_skinned_muse.mp3" length="58415962" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 50 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man isn’t too good at keeping secrets from the police, Florida Men are a couple of assholes, Florida Man is pissed off, so Florida Woman gets pissed on, and a Florida Man’s new hit song lands him in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 50 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man isn’t too good at keeping secrets from the police, Florida Men are a couple of assholes, Florida Man is pissed off, so Florida Woman gets pissed on, and a Florida Man’s new hit song lands him in jail.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Robert Girolamo, Jr.<br />Matthew Nero<br />Alexa Powers<br />Michael Burke<br />Joel William Benjamin<br />Matthew Joseph Erris<br />Robert Mirabella<br />Antonio Mosely<br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival Chicago Ju]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3626</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,miami,murder,naked,officer,orlando,podcast,police,steal,stolen,tampa,thief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7497577a9b946096ef60e9b4797b9215.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E049 - Listener Quickie: Unicorn Thief</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e049-listener-quickie-unicorn-thief--19536296</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 49 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!<br /><br />Baltimore Man Dressed As Unicorn Robs Dairy Store<br /><a href="http://baltimorewatchdog.com/2019/03/25/man-dressed-as-unicorn-robs-local-dairy-store/" rel="noopener">http://baltimorewatchdog.com/2019/03/25/man-dressed-as-unicorn-robs-local-dairy-store/</a><br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b43be680351f46c695b06abcb4982b9e</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536296/e049_listener_quickie_unicorn_thief.mp3" length="13616944" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 49 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!

Baltimore Man Dressed As Unicorn Robs Dairy Store...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 49 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it's not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!<br /><br />Baltimore Man Dressed As Unicorn Robs Dairy Store<br /><a href="http://baltimorewatchdog.com/2019/03/25/man-dressed-as-unicorn-robs-local-dairy-store/" rel="noopener">http://baltimorewatchdog.com/2019/03/25/man-dressed-as-unicorn-robs-local-dairy-store/</a><br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival <br />July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>421</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,baltimore,comedy,cops,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,miami,murder,naked,officer,orlando,podcast,police,stolen,tampa,thief</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3d42e3a345cfd6bb12cd7b30469fab38.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E048 - Olive Garden, Progresso Soup, Cat Lady, and Macaque</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e048-olive-garden-progresso-soup-cat-lady-and-macaque--19536280</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 48 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man loves him some Olive Garden, Florida Man takes a golf cart out for a drunken spin, Florida Woman’s hairy roommate gets confiscated, and a Florida Woman is a Crazy Cat Lady.<br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA<br /><br />Join us on Patreon: <a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c6f9ec5a609142a49ae95fd6d5e9cffd</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536280/e048_olive_garden_progresso_soup_cat_lady_and_macaque.mp3" length="38953337" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 48 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man loves him some Olive Garden, Florida Man takes a golf cart out for a drunken spin, Florida Woman’s hairy roommate gets confiscated, and a Florida Woman is a Crazy Cat Lady.

We will be at the True...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 48 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man loves him some Olive Garden, Florida Man takes a golf cart out for a drunken spin, Florida Woman’s hairy roommate gets confiscated, and a Florida Woman is a Crazy Cat Lady.<br /><br />We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 13, 2019<br />Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA<br /><br />Join us on Patreon: <a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2409</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,cat,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,facebook,feed,funny,garden,golf,miami,monkey,murder,naked,orlando,podcast,police,wild</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/af74b0809ae51908df05c98528367d0c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Florida Men: The Podcast - Season 2 Trailer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/florida-men-the-podcast-season-2-trailer--19536295</link><description><![CDATA[FLORIDA MEN: THE OFFICIAL PODCAST OF FLORIDA MAN<br />Based in Fort Myers, Florida, Joel and Phil are longtime residents of Florida, and have personally encountered many a Florida Man.<br />Originally from Michigan, Joel has been a Florida Man since 1994. He does all the editing for the podcast and most of the social media posts. <br />Phil grew up in Mississippi, and arrived in Florida in 2012. He is the musician,  recording gear expert, and engineer for the show. He is totally not afraid of clowns.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">16e28bfc321d4677a7249e2df85a97ce</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2019 04:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536295/florida_men_the_podcast_season_2_trailer.mp3" length="10129263" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>FLORIDA MEN: THE OFFICIAL PODCAST OF FLORIDA MAN
Based in Fort Myers, Florida, Joel and Phil are longtime residents of Florida, and have personally encountered many a Florida Man.
Originally from Michigan, Joel has been a Florida Man since 1994. He...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[FLORIDA MEN: THE OFFICIAL PODCAST OF FLORIDA MAN<br />Based in Fort Myers, Florida, Joel and Phil are longtime residents of Florida, and have personally encountered many a Florida Man.<br />Originally from Michigan, Joel has been a Florida Man since 1994. He does all the editing for the podcast and most of the social media posts. <br />Phil grew up in Mississippi, and arrived in Florida in 2012. He is the musician,  recording gear expert, and engineer for the show. He is totally not afraid of clowns.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>135</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,man,men,podcast,trailer</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8a04925c698e8a0325f39f618320d008.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E047 - Krispy Kreme, Propane, Robbery, and U-Turn</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e047-krispy-kreme-propane-robbery-and-u-turn--19536364</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 47 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is good at putting holes in things like donuts and other Florida Men, a Florida Couple take the plunge in a muddy field, Florida Woman doesn’t understand the concept of “emergency”, and Florida Man really doesn’t want to go to work tomorrow.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">effd64fc230c42d6948724248db9d579</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536364/e047_krispy_kreme_propane_robbery_and_u_turn.mp3" length="49342465" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 47 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is good at putting holes in things like donuts and other Florida Men, a Florida Couple take the plunge in a muddy field, Florida Woman doesn’t understand the concept of “emergency”, and Florida...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 47 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is good at putting holes in things like donuts and other Florida Men, a Florida Couple take the plunge in a muddy field, Florida Woman doesn’t understand the concept of “emergency”, and Florida Man really doesn’t want to go to work tomorrow.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3059</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,miami,murder,naked,officer,orlando,podcast,police,propane,tampa,wedding,wrestling</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0adc75e6101a465e669432a1f0b075c9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E046 - M@$turbator, Credit Thief, Egg Roller, and Temper Tantrum</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e046-m-turbator-credit-thief-egg-roller-and-temper-tantrum--19536287</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 46 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman got excited by a man in uniform, Florida Man used a stolen credit card, but wanted his rewards points too, Florida Man went to extremes for some Chinese food, and Florida Woman throws a temper tantrum so she won’t have to sit next to a 3-year-old.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ea01f14ff47640ca8c962853049005f4</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2019 04:46:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536287/e046_mturbator_credit_thief_egg_roller_and_temper_tantrum.mp3" length="46466425" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 46 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman got excited by a man in uniform, Florida Man used a stolen credit card, but wanted his rewards points too, Florida Man went to extremes for some Chinese food, and Florida Woman throws a temper...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 46 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman got excited by a man in uniform, Florida Man used a stolen credit card, but wanted his rewards points too, Florida Man went to extremes for some Chinese food, and Florida Woman throws a temper tantrum so she won’t have to sit next to a 3-year-old.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2877</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,funny,miami,murder,naked,orlando,podcast,police,prank,public,sex,shooting,spider,spiderman,twitter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b8370f87cb6335306af0a460a289fba8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>AF19 - Trafficker, Embezzler, Missing Person, and Camera Flasher</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/af19-trafficker-embezzler-missing-person-and-camera-flasher--19536316</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 46 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Men pack a high energy snack for their road trip, a leopard can’t change its spots, and Florida Woman does what Florida Woman does, Florida Man gets lost somewhere in the world, but never left the amusement park, and a Florida Man gives Sheriff Grady Judd a target for bird hunting.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dfb8e9d4cc1f4158b0d0fa148f794b42</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2019 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536316/dnb_fl_men_episode.mp3" length="59815770" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 46 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Men pack a high energy snack for their road trip, a leopard can’t change its spots, and Florida Woman does what Florida Woman does, Florida Man gets lost somewhere in the world, but never left the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 46 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Men pack a high energy snack for their road trip, a leopard can’t change its spots, and Florida Woman does what Florida Woman does, Florida Man gets lost somewhere in the world, but never left the amusement park, and a Florida Man gives Sheriff Grady Judd a target for bird hunting.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3708</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,miami,murder,naked,officer,orlando,podcast,police,prank,public,sex,shooting,twitter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/636f3c9fb428bbd5fbec54d539f0ea6f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E045 - Commode Critter, Spider Stealer, Machete Mama, and Birthday Billboard</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e045-commode-critter-spider-stealer-machete-mama-and-birthday-billboard--19536312</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 45 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is surprised to find an uninvited guest in his bathroom, Florida Man, Florida Man stealing beer that’s in a can, lookout, here comes Florida Man, Florida Woman wigs out at the hair salon, and a couple of Florida Men crowdsource their dad’s birthday present.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4683e2cd53b54ea988d91e64b0f7c254</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536312/e045_commode_critter_spider_stealer_machete_mama_and_birthday_billboard.mp3" length="43734728" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 45 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is surprised to find an uninvited guest in his bathroom, Florida Man, Florida Man stealing beer that’s in a can, lookout, here comes Florida Man, Florida Woman wigs out at the hair salon, and a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 45 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is surprised to find an uninvited guest in his bathroom, Florida Man, Florida Man stealing beer that’s in a can, lookout, here comes Florida Man, Florida Woman wigs out at the hair salon, and a couple of Florida Men crowdsource their dad’s birthday present.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2708</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,crime,dad,drugs,drunk,funny,miami,murder,naked,orlando,podcast,police,prank,public,sex,shooting,spider,spiderman,twitter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/43f2dffa411ab1c51007783a4f59c269.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E044 - Rocket Man, Snore Shot, Demon Driver, and Minor Leaguers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e044-rocket-man-snore-shot-demon-driver-and-minor-leaguers--19536275</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 44 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man has a failure to launch, a Florida Woman just needed a good night’s sleep, a Florida Woman’s demons just needed a ride, and Florida Man makes the minor leagues.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4553d225ce71450a92d76f19e4f7dab5</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2019 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536275/e044_rocket_man_snore_shot_demon_driver_and_minor_league.mp3" length="29099009" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 44 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man has a failure to launch, a Florida Woman just needed a good night’s sleep, a Florida Woman’s demons just needed a ride, and Florida Man makes the minor leagues.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 44 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man has a failure to launch, a Florida Woman just needed a good night’s sleep, a Florida Woman’s demons just needed a ride, and Florida Man makes the minor leagues.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1792</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,baseball,car,comedy,cops,crime,drugs,drunk,funny,miami,murder,naked,orlando,podcast,police,public,rpg,sex,shooting,twitter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c99a2ab0aa7d583f0c57f59c178e7694.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E043 - Burgertime, Pizza Party, Coitus Alfresco, and Backseat Bingo</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e043-burgertime-pizza-party-coitus-alfresco-and-backseat-bingo--19536341</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 43 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida woman needs a cheeseburger, a Florida man needs a pizza a Florida Couple make love outdoors in the fresh air and natural surroundings of downtown Fort Myers, and a Florida Couple make love in the fresh air and natural surroundings of the back of a patrol car.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4727be20e2f649d884ae95a987a98252</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 13:08:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536341/e043_burgertime_pizza_party_coitus_alfresco_and_backseat_bingo.mp3" length="39113583" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 43 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida woman needs a cheeseburger, a Florida man needs a pizza a Florida Couple make love outdoors in the fresh air and natural surroundings of downtown Fort Myers, and a Florida Couple make love in the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 43 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida woman needs a cheeseburger, a Florida man needs a pizza a Florida Couple make love outdoors in the fresh air and natural surroundings of downtown Fort Myers, and a Florida Couple make love in the fresh air and natural surroundings of the back of a patrol car.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2418</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alcohol,comedy,cops,crime,criminal,drugs,drunk,florida,funny,miami,murder,naked,officer,orlando,pizza,podcast,police,public,sex,twitter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b156d5701615caec96afd14c7dd67f94.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E042 - 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Time Traveler, Tricycle Thief, Tricycling Thief, and a Vampire Hunter</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e035-time-traveler-tricycle-thief-tricycling-thief-and-a-vampire-hunter--19536321</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 35 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man falls victim to a malfunctioning flux capacitor, a Future Florida Woman steals a tricycle, a current Florida woman robs a mailman while riding a tricycle and a Florida Man tries to burn the vampires out of his house.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d10131f8fa594f54a641eae0feb11e6b</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2019 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536321/e035_time_traveler_tricycle_thief_tricycling_thief_and_a_vampire_hunter.mp3" length="70680431" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 35 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man falls victim to a malfunctioning flux capacitor, a Future Florida Woman steals a tricycle, a current Florida woman robs a mailman while riding a tricycle and a Florida Man tries to burn the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 35 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man falls victim to a malfunctioning flux capacitor, a Future Florida Woman steals a tricycle, a current Florida woman robs a mailman while riding a tricycle and a Florida Man tries to burn the vampires out of his house.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2658</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,dumbcriminals,florida,floridaman,floridamen,funny,lpotl,mfm,podcast,stupidcriminals,truecrime,truecrimecomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8300057f981aac7c4d629bc64a971d5a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E034 - Ice Cream Addict, Straw Man, Unlucky Mugger, and Bathroom Bangers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e034-ice-cream-addict-straw-man-unlucky-mugger-and-bathroom-bangers--19536303</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 34 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a McDonald’s customer pulls a gun in the drive-thru, a McDonald’s employee doesn’t pull any punches in the dining room, a Florida mugger picks the worst possible victim, and a Florida woman cock-blocks her brother.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cfa6c43649e94fd4891dd5f54819cf19</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2019 05:14:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536303/e034_ice_cream_addict_straw_man_unlucky_mugger_and_bathroom_bangers.mp3" length="69605858" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 34 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a McDonald’s customer pulls a gun in the drive-thru, a McDonald’s employee doesn’t pull any punches in the dining room, a Florida mugger picks the worst possible victim, and a Florida woman cock-blocks her...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 34 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a McDonald’s customer pulls a gun in the drive-thru, a McDonald’s employee doesn’t pull any punches in the dining room, a Florida mugger picks the worst possible victim, and a Florida woman cock-blocks her brother.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2613</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>assault,bathroom,broken,christmas,comedy,decorations,drivethru,employee,fight,florida,funny,kickboxer,mcdonalds,meteorite,mfm,podcast,sex,stupidcriminals,trade,xmas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9ffaae1bca7876e1c24e34572128b4f1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E033 - Burger John, McWeed, Alien Archer, and Cannibal</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e033-burger-john-mcweed-alien-archer-and-cannibal--19536298</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 33 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements with a sex worker, another Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements at McDonald’s, a naked Florida Man hiding from aliens takes a bullet, and a Florida Cannibal breaks into his neighbor’s house and refuses to leave.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7b0fe3029d1247dab857584b1bc9e1cd</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2019 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536298/033_burger_john_mcweed_alien_archer_and_cannibal.mp3" length="49862929" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 33 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements with a sex worker, another Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements at McDonald’s, a naked Florida Man hiding from aliens takes a bullet, and a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 33 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements with a sex worker, another Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements at McDonald’s, a naked Florida Man hiding from aliens takes a bullet, and a Florida Cannibal breaks into his neighbor’s house and refuses to leave.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1791</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alien,aliens,comedy,cops,corpse,fire,florida,funny,guitarist,hooker,invasion,marijuana,mcdonalds,podcast,pot,prostitute,sting,trade,undercover,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9703001b76ae9ca807428bfcc0f8b0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E032 - Three Grumpy Grinches, Two Pervy Santas, and a Snowbird in a Palm Tree</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e032-three-grumpy-grinches-two-pervy-santas-and-a-snowbird-in-a-palm-tree--19536331</link><description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas! While we spend the day at the beach (that's what the rest of the country does on Xmas day, right?) you can enjoy these Florida Man stories with some holiday cheer. Recorded before a live audience at Caloosahatchee Jack's in Fort Myers, Florida on December 9th, 2018.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">aacce29e13d04181a35868294d8681d8</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2018 05:05:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536331/e032_three_grumpy_grinches_two_pervy_santas_and_a_snowbird_in_a_palm_tree.mp3" length="46831325" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Merry Christmas! While we spend the day at the beach (that's what the rest of the country does on Xmas day, right?) you can enjoy these Florida Man stories with some holiday cheer. Recorded before a live audience at Caloosahatchee Jack's in Fort...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Merry Christmas! While we spend the day at the beach (that's what the rest of the country does on Xmas day, right?) you can enjoy these Florida Man stories with some holiday cheer. Recorded before a live audience at Caloosahatchee Jack's in Fort Myers, Florida on December 9th, 2018.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1943</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christmas,comedy,daytona,florida,floridaman,funny,grinch,inflatable,lights,mfm,miami,naked,podcast,santa,sobe,stolen,stupidcriminals,thief,truecrime,walgreens</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d7588d9d71a88777b84f298fdeaa679f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E031 - Pippen, Pyro, Panties, and Plunderer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e031-pippen-pyro-panties-and-plunderer--19536306</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 31 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida comedian takes a Bull by the horns, a Florida man’s website is the bomb, a Florida woman gives her UberEats customer something extra with his order, and a Florida man is the worst shoplifter ever.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6213cd0a14d44849b95b2ec390e2124a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536306/e031_pippen_pyro_panties_and_plunderer.mp3" length="36170816" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 31 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida comedian takes a Bull by the horns, a Florida man’s website is the bomb, a Florida woman gives her UberEats customer something extra with his order, and a Florida man is the worst shoplifter ever.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 31 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida comedian takes a Bull by the horns, a Florida man’s website is the bomb, a Florida woman gives her UberEats customer something extra with his order, and a Florida man is the worst shoplifter ever.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1830</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>artbasel,comedy,dirtyunderwear,explosives,florida,floridaman,funny,gofundme,interview,kohls,lpotl,mfm,miami,podcast,sarasota,shoplifter,skidmarks,stupidcriminals,truecrime,ubereats</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/98436a2ae20c78fdc83396770f251ffc.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E030 - Vodka Thief, Stabby Farter, Mall Ninjas, and Plane Crash</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e030-vodka-thief-stabby-farter-mall-ninjas-and-plane-crash--19536484</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida man bogarts all the booze, Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane.<br /><br />This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to <a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a> to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida man was upset that his buddy was chugging all his vodka. The situation escalated.<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.html</a><br /><br />Florida woman pulls knife on man who confronted her about farting<br /><a href="https://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/" rel="noopener">https://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/</a><br /><br />Florida Man was slashed with sword on Thanksgiving by his wife and her boyfriend<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877</a><br /><br />Florida woman charged with DUI after crashing into fence, hitting airplane<br /><a href="https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/florida-woman-accused-of-hit-and-run-with-an-airplane/" rel="noopener">https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/florida-woman-accused-of-hit-and-run-with-an-airplane/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">36f34def9a7445279fd0d3b4cf7e2ae2</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536484/e030_vodka_thief_stabby_farter_mall_ninjas_and_plane_crash_mixed.mp3" length="41005350" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida man bogarts all the booze, Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane.

This week, we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida man bogarts all the booze, Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane.<br /><br />This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to <a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a> to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida man was upset that his buddy was chugging all his vodka. The situation escalated.<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.html</a><br /><br />Florida woman pulls knife on man who confronted her about farting<br /><a href="https://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/" rel="noopener">https://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/</a><br /><br />Florida Man was slashed with sword on Thanksgiving by his wife and her boyfriend<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877</a><br /><br />Florida woman charged with DUI after crashing into fence, hitting airplane<br /><a href="https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/florida-woman-accused-of-hit-and-run-with-an-airplane/" rel="noopener">https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/florida-woman-accused-of-hit-and-run-with-an-airplane/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2132</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airplane,airport,comedy,crash,dui,fart,farter,florida,funny,homeless,knife,machete,mfm,podcast,stab,stabbing,stupidcriminals,sword,thanksgiving,vodka</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/df440b0b831158b1eb7100229ef7b994.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E029 - Potato Rager, Python Catcher,  Maggot Snatcher, and Dream Liar</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e029-potato-rager-python-catcher-maggot-snatcher-and-dream-liar--19536309</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 29 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man gets hangry over an undercooked potato, a Florida man gets the best of a record-breaking python, a Florida thief gets a box full of worms, and a Florida woman tries to hypnotize an accident victim.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">acd24a26302144e4b317fa62ad81f9a7</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536309/e029_potato_rager_python_catcher_maggot_snatcher_and_dream_liar.mp3" length="40596774" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 29 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man gets hangry over an undercooked potato, a Florida man gets the best of a record-breaking python, a Florida thief gets a box full of worms, and a Florida woman tries to hypnotize an accident victim.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 29 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man gets hangry over an undercooked potato, a Florida man gets the best of a record-breaking python, a Florida thief gets a box full of worms, and a Florida woman tries to hypnotize an accident victim.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2107</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accident,bugs,comedy,crickets,dui,florida,floridaman,fork,funny,hypnotist,hypnotize,maggots,podcast,potato,python,stab,stabbing,stupidcriminals,truecrime,worms</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3edb00ddb60d7e54c3ba9d9c90dc5873.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E028 - Pipe Bombs Meth Granny Break-in and Miniature Horse</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e028-pipe-bombs-meth-granny-break-in-and-miniature-horse--19536360</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 28 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a gang of white supremacists is busted with drugs, illegal guns and pipe bombs, a Florida woman suspects that meth might be bad for her, a Florida man calls cops to report a break-in by a robber who left behind cocaine, weed, and a bong, and a miniature horse services a Florida man, but is not a service animal.<br /><br />This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to <a href="http://patreon.com" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com</a>/FloridaMen to get the exclusive patron-only conten]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c637480bbd5a41888ccc39d05ee9ce5f</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536360/e028_pipe_bombs_meth_granny_break_in_and_miniature_horse.mp3" length="26534725" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 28 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a gang of white supremacists is busted with drugs, illegal guns and pipe bombs, a Florida woman suspects that meth might be bad for her, a Florida man calls cops to report a break-in by a robber who left...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 28 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a gang of white supremacists is busted with drugs, illegal guns and pipe bombs, a Florida woman suspects that meth might be bad for her, a Florida man calls cops to report a break-in by a robber who left behind cocaine, weed, and a bong, and a miniature horse services a Florida man, but is not a service animal.<br /><br />This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to <a href="http://patreon.com" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com</a>/FloridaMen to get the exclusive patron-only conten]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1630</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bestiality,bong,burglars,cocaine,comedy,doctor,drugs,florida,funny,guns,horse,marijuana,meth,mfm,miniature,podcast,pot,stupidcriminals,trafficking,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/af3b8d9e50f13b6995f74bcd2c9674f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E027 - Hole, Catfight, Nightcrawlers, and Dildos</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e027-hole-catfight-nightcrawlers-and-dildos--19536308</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 27 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man regrets that Lassie died 50 years ago, a Florida mom shows what happens if she doesn’t have her coffee, a Florida man has an impromptu bongo concert, and a Florida man Tells the New England Patriots to go f themselves, and gives them the tools to do so. PLUS we are joined by our favorite listener, Heather.<br /><br />This week, we recorded extra stuff that only our patrons can hear. Go to patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive content]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1f723859a64245939c2b3f521b0ab8fa</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536308/e027_hole_catfight_nightcrawlers_and_dildos.mp3" length="57176170" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 27 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man regrets that Lassie died 50 years ago, a Florida mom shows what happens if she doesn’t have her coffee, a Florida man has an impromptu bongo concert, and a Florida man Tells the New England...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 27 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man regrets that Lassie died 50 years ago, a Florida mom shows what happens if she doesn’t have her coffee, a Florida man has an impromptu bongo concert, and a Florida man Tells the New England Patriots to go f themselves, and gives them the tools to do so. 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Halloween 2018 with Key West's Robert Eugene Otto and Thomas Rowe from the Hotel Don CeSar</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e024-halloween-2018-with-key-west-s-robert-eugene-otto-and-thomas-rowe-from-the-hotel-don-cesar--19536307</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 24 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it's almost Halloween, so we have some Florida Man stories from the spooky side of the sunshine state, like a haunted doll in Key West, a haunted hotel in St Petersburg, and a safety warning from police departments around the state.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d011cfdcbcdd49bc8d962d607b6818f8</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536307/e024_halloween2018.mp3" length="42502584" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 24 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it's almost Halloween, so we have some Florida Man stories from the spooky side of the sunshine state, like a haunted doll in Key West, a haunted hotel in St Petersburg, and a safety warning from police...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 24 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it's almost Halloween, so we have some Florida Man stories from the spooky side of the sunshine state, like a haunted doll in Key West, a haunted hotel in St Petersburg, and a safety warning from police departments around the state.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2625</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>clowing,clown,clowns,comedy,creepy,doll,florida,floridaman,ghost,ghosts,halloween,haunted,keywest,lpotl,mfm,murder,pinkpalace,spooky,stpetersburg,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/af63632f3d4520d10960edf18b58ce28.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E023 - Tripper, Shooter, Swallower, and Amputee with Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e023-tripper-shooter-swallower-and-amputee-with-lauren-and-ken-from-paradise-after-dark--19536487</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 23 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark join the Florida Men, where a Florida Woman trips and her husband isn't too happy about it, a Florida Man refuses a shot, then GETS shot, a Florida woman tries to swallow to get out of an arrest, and Joel had to throw in another amputee story.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">04e0444529b54f5fa2721719001b4c9a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536487/e023_tripper_shooter_swallower_and_amputee.mp3" length="41825825" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 23 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark join the Florida Men, where a Florida Woman trips and her husband isn't too happy about it, a Florida Man refuses a shot, then GETS shot, a Florida woman tries to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 23 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark join the Florida Men, where a Florida Woman trips and her husband isn't too happy about it, a Florida Man refuses a shot, then GETS shot, a Florida woman tries to swallow to get out of an arrest, and Joel had to throw in another amputee story.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2585</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amputee,bar,comedy,crack,crackpipe,dog,dolphins,drugs,florida,funny,mfm,murder,pipe,podcast,prostitute,shot,stabbing,stupidcriminals,swallow,toe</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ccd97e0b8e0aaa2ebbd0a112672afe5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E022 - 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Peeper, Pooper, Pedo, and Penectomy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e021-peeper-pooper-pedo-and-penectomy--19536362</link><description><![CDATA[Florida Man hides camera in high school changing room.<br />Florida Woman throws beer mug at customer who complained about how long she spent in the bathroom.<br />Florida Woman arrested after she admitted to affair with teen relative on ‘Divorce Court’.<br />Florida man cut off genitals from a romantic rival.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">898b2f21f53f4602b949097dba212b6c</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536362/e021_peeper_pooper_pedo_and_penectomy.mp3" length="29947383" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida Man hides camera in high school changing room.
Florida Woman throws beer mug at customer who complained about how long she spent in the bathroom.
Florida Woman arrested after she admitted to affair with teen relative on ‘Divorce Court’....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Florida Man hides camera in high school changing room.<br />Florida Woman throws beer mug at customer who complained about how long she spent in the bathroom.<br />Florida Woman arrested after she admitted to affair with teen relative on ‘Divorce Court’.<br />Florida man cut off genitals from a romantic rival.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1845</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>assault,bartender,comedy,floridaman,floridamen,genitals,lpotl,mfm,pedophile,peeping,penectomy,teacher,teens,tom,truecrime,voyeur</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3d67b7d250a95e409e21f15d6e7d1468.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E020 - Nudist, Zoophile, Chauffeur, and Squatter</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e020-nudist-zoophile-chauffeur-and-squatter--19536343</link><description><![CDATA[Florida Man Who Does Yard Work in the Nude Upsets Neighbors.<br />Florida Man Won't Be Charged in Bestialty Case.<br />Florida Man Drove Teens To Park For Sex.<br />Florida Woman Squatted in Home and Sold the Owners' Cars.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bf681ab130c347729e388dddcc329ef0</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536343/e020_nudist_zoophile_chauffer_and_squatter.mp3" length="26742764" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida Man Who Does Yard Work in the Nude Upsets Neighbors.
Florida Man Won't Be Charged in Bestialty Case.
Florida Man Drove Teens To Park For Sex.
Florida Woman Squatted in Home and Sold the Owners' Cars.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Florida Man Who Does Yard Work in the Nude Upsets Neighbors.<br />Florida Man Won't Be Charged in Bestialty Case.<br />Florida Man Drove Teens To Park For Sex.<br />Florida Woman Squatted in Home and Sold the Owners' Cars.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1640</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beastiality,comedy,floridaman,floridamen,lpotl,mfm,nudist,skull,squatter,teens,teensex,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/629e726c76284aa7259cedaff9660347.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E019 - Axe, Coke, Skull, and Algae</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e019-axe-coke-skull-and-algae--19536337</link><description><![CDATA[Florida Woman Swings an Ax at Girlfriend Trying to Break Up With Her.<br />Florida Woman Has Pot in Her Car and Cocaine in Her Wig.<br />Florida Man Finds Body In Woods, Brings Skull to Publix, And Talks to It.<br />Florida Man Gets Caught in Algae-Filled Canal While Escaping Cops.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">26220a584bf446f69c7334f7608b511a</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536337/e019_axe_coke_skull_and_algae.mp3" length="35528204" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida Woman Swings an Ax at Girlfriend Trying to Break Up With Her.
Florida Woman Has Pot in Her Car and Cocaine in Her Wig.
Florida Man Finds Body In Woods, Brings Skull to Publix, And Talks to It.
Florida Man Gets Caught in Algae-Filled Canal...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Florida Woman Swings an Ax at Girlfriend Trying to Break Up With Her.<br />Florida Woman Has Pot in Her Car and Cocaine in Her Wig.<br />Florida Man Finds Body In Woods, Brings Skull to Publix, And Talks to It.<br />Florida Man Gets Caught in Algae-Filled Canal While Escaping Cops.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2189</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>algae,ax,body,cocaine,comedy,corpse,escape,floridaman,floridamen,lesbians,lpotl,mfm,pot,skull,truecrime,weed,wig</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6b66fff6f970e09b970838685a70b9c9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E018 - Purple Nurple, Wet Willy, Swirly, and Flart</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e018-purple-nurple-wet-willy-swirly-and-flart--19536310</link><description><![CDATA[Florida Man Sued for Giving Student a "Purple Nurple".<br />Florida Man Arrested for Giving Girlfriend a "Wet Willy".<br />Florida Woman Investigated for Giving Son a "Swirly".<br />Florida Man Paul Flart Fired for Farting On the Job (and Posting Videos of it on Instagram).]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cf7e392666fb476592ffd93aeba412ea</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2018 06:07:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536310/e018_purple_nurple_wet_willy_swirly_and_flart.mp3" length="36343642" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida Man Sued for Giving Student a "Purple Nurple".
Florida Man Arrested for Giving Girlfriend a "Wet Willy".
Florida Woman Investigated for Giving Son a "Swirly".
Florida Man Paul Flart Fired for Farting On the Job (and Posting Videos of it on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Florida Man Sued for Giving Student a "Purple Nurple".<br />Florida Man Arrested for Giving Girlfriend a "Wet Willy".<br />Florida Woman Investigated for Giving Son a "Swirly".<br />Florida Man Paul Flart Fired for Farting On the Job (and Posting Videos of it on Instagram).]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2243</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,fart,farting,farts,fired,flart,floridaman,floridamen,lpotl,mfm,paulflart,purple,purplenurple,swirly,titty,truecrime,twister,wet,wetwilly,willy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5a8b699948792e274ce1432a30984f08.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E017 - Fire, Water, Burn, and Dealing</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e017-fire-water-burn-and-dealing--19536365</link><description><![CDATA[Florida Man Accused of Setting Raccoon on Fire.<br />Florida Woman Attacked by An Alligator While Taking A Bath.<br />Florida Woman Sets Fire to House After Leaving Her Husband.<br />Florida Couple Sold Drugs From a Drive Thru Window...In Their House.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c03f0e8be991437f9d00abefd22de2a9</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2018 06:04:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536365/e017_fire_water_burn_and_dealing.mp3" length="41932216" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida Man Accused of Setting Raccoon on Fire.
Florida Woman Attacked by An Alligator While Taking A Bath.
Florida Woman Sets Fire to House After Leaving Her Husband.
Florida Couple Sold Drugs From a Drive Thru Window...In Their House.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Florida Man Accused of Setting Raccoon on Fire.<br />Florida Woman Attacked by An Alligator While Taking A Bath.<br />Florida Woman Sets Fire to House After Leaving Her Husband.<br />Florida Couple Sold Drugs From a Drive Thru Window...In Their House.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2621</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alligatorattack,burn,comedy,cruise,fire,floridaman,floridamen,gator,graffitti,hooha,lpotl,mfm,raccoon,truecrime,water</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/216c0a7b81b83ca662163c87bfb43c87.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E016 -  Chicken, Waffles, Spider and Cruiser</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e016-chicken-waffles-spider-and-cruiser--19536345</link><description><![CDATA[Florida Man tries to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint.<br />Florida Man accused of stabbing roommate, went to Waffle House then called 911.<br />Florida Woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed giant spider was on her.<br />Florida Woman free on bond after golf cart DUI asks judge for permission to take cruise.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fe3ea4984fb5410e9bca4e1b52492cd3</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536345/e016_chicken_waffles_spider_and_cruiser_mixed.mp3" length="42804267" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida Man tries to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint.
Florida Man accused of stabbing roommate, went to Waffle House then called 911.
Florida Woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed giant spider was on her....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Florida Man tries to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint.<br />Florida Man accused of stabbing roommate, went to Waffle House then called 911.<br />Florida Woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed giant spider was on her.<br />Florida Woman free on bond after golf cart DUI asks judge for permission to take cruise.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2647</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chicken,chickenandwaffles,comedy,cruise,floridaman,floridamen,hooha,lpotl,mfm,portapotty,spider,strangerthings,truecrime,waffles</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/cb863390b780f73161d7392984df78a8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E015 - LIVE: Dump, Cattle, Politics, and Blackout</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e015-live-dump-cattle-politics-and-blackout--19536352</link><description><![CDATA[Florida Man Illegally Dumped 10,000 Gallons of Used Cooking Oil.<br />Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows.<br />Florida Man shot in buttocks over online political argument.<br />Florida man can’t remember carrying an alligator into a liquor store.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">594569f793d644ae942b8c785b69c9c8</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2018 01:21:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536352/e015_live_dump_cattle_politics_and_blackout.mp3" length="80744157" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida Man Illegally Dumped 10,000 Gallons of Used Cooking Oil.
Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows.
Florida Man shot in buttocks over online political argument.
Florida man can’t remember carrying an alligator into a liquor store.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Florida Man Illegally Dumped 10,000 Gallons of Used Cooking Oil.<br />Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows.<br />Florida Man shot in buttocks over online political argument.<br />Florida man can’t remember carrying an alligator into a liquor store.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3343</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,floridaman,floridamen,live,lpotl,mfm,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d49c982d8284f70325ec2f98fe3dd5ad.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E014 - Crash, Crack, Zap, and Splash</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e014-crash-crack-zap-and-splash--19536350</link><description><![CDATA[Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart.<br />Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina,<br />Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power pole.<br />Florida Man dumps bucket of human waste inside 7-Eleven after being kicked out.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0d57f51540d64bdab74287c66dbf7436</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536350/e014_crash_crack_zap_and_splash.mp3" length="37859204" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart.
Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina,
Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power pole.
Florida Man dumps bucket of human...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart.<br />Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina,<br />Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power pole.<br />Florida Man dumps bucket of human waste inside 7-Eleven after being kicked out.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2366</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,floridaman,floridamen,hooha,lpotl,mfm,portapotty,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7788a339f01c609e6f0957cd13cb8d35.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E013 - Gunfire, Identity Theft, Beer Run, and Ice Cream</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e013-gunfire-identity-theft-beer-run-and-ice-cream--19536330</link><description><![CDATA[Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge.<br />Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy.<br />Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience Store.<br />Florida Man Caught Trying to Steal Ice Cream Truck.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ace8b9f47e8c462e8411f3bbf7574dd4</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536330/e013_gunfire_identity_theft_beer_run_and_ice_cream.mp3" length="36428321" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge.
Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy.
Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience Store.
Florida Man...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge.<br />Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy.<br />Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience Store.<br />Florida Man Caught Trying to Steal Ice Cream Truck.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2249</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beerrun,comedy,floridaman,floridamen,gator,icecreamtruck,identitytheft,lpotl,mfm,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/60266ca843512dc93f2b87d0f1ff1647.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E012 - Runner, Huffer, Duper, and Wanker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e012-runner-huffer-duper-and-wanker--19536351</link><description><![CDATA[FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State.<br />Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him.<br />Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself Having Sex With Men.<br />Florida Man Sets Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">084e51e7a82b499a883f859ab0758f27</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536351/e012_runner_huffer_duper_and_wanker.mp3" length="41586041" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State.
Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him.
Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself Having Sex With Men.
Florida Man Sets...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State.<br />Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him.<br />Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself Having Sex With Men.<br />Florida Man Sets Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2371</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,floridaman,floridamen,lpotl,mfm,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/584ee325667f54e314bf21157c077434.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E011 - Tractor, Loophole, Stabber, and Minion</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e011-tractor-loophole-stabber-and-minion--19536311</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 11 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a property line dispute results in a tractor attack, you’re not drinking & driving if you drink at the stoplights, He’s not going to stab me, he ain’t got no arms…OW! He stabbed me!, and no matter how annoying those minions are, you can’t beat them up.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Howell Morris<br />• Earle Stevens Jr.<br />• Jonathan Crenshaw<br />• Ryan C. Nihart<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Attacks Neighbor with Tractor<br /><a href="https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-johns-county/cellphone-video-911-calls-released-in-tractor-attack" rel="noopener">https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-johns-county/cellphone-video-911-calls-released-in-tractor-attack</a><br /><br />Florida Man Thinks He Found a Loophole in DUI Laws<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/07/10/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs/742561002/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/07/10/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs/742561002/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Without Arms Stabs Tourist<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214692415.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214692415.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Attacks Florida Man Wearing Minion Costume<br /><a href="http://www.spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2018/07/11/florida-man-charged-after-attack-on-man-in-minion-costume" rel="noopener">http://www.spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2018/07/11/florida-man-charged-after-attack-on-man-in-minion-costume</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2018 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c4fd695e91164347ae5eb42c54f7f21b</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536311/e011_tractor_loophole_stabber_and_minion.mp3" length="42878998" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 11 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a property line dispute results in a tractor attack, you’re not drinking &amp; driving if you drink at the stoplights, He’s not going to stab me, he ain’t got no arms…OW! He stabbed me!,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 11 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a property line dispute results in a tractor attack, you’re not drinking & driving if you drink at the stoplights, He’s not going to stab me, he ain’t got no arms…OW! He stabbed me!, and no matter how annoying those minions are, you can’t beat them up.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Howell Morris<br />• Earle Stevens Jr.<br />• Jonathan Crenshaw<br />• Ryan C. Nihart<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man Attacks Neighbor with Tractor<br /><a href="https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-johns-county/cellphone-video-911-calls-released-in-tractor-attack" rel="noopener">https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-johns-county/cellphone-video-911-calls-released-in-tractor-attack</a><br /><br />Florida Man Thinks He Found a Loophole in DUI Laws<br /><a href="https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/07/10/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs/742561002/" rel="noopener">https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/07/10/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs/742561002/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Without Arms Stabs Tourist<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214692415.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214692415.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man Attacks Florida Man Wearing Minion Costume<br /><a href="http://www.spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2018/07/11/florida-man-charged-after-attack-on-man-in-minion-costume" rel="noopener">http://www.spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2018/07/11/florida-man-charged-after-attack-on-man-in-minion-costume</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2018 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2451</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,floridaman,floridamen,lpotl,mfm,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2771693d7a6b6db803a0ba263169e947.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E010 - Witch, Troll, Beast, and Pirate</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e010-witch-troll-beast-and-pirate--19536320</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 10 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, that’s not the way you pick up boys at the beach, wait there’s **TWO** Melbournes?, Activate Beast Mode, and that’s why they call it the poop deck.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Thomas Nirdlinger<br />• Rachelle Marie Tocco<br />• Damian Simms<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Tries to Abduct 2 Children From Park, Punches Pregnant Mom<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/ill-just-take-your-kid-then-woman-accused-of-trying-to-kidnap-children-from-park" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/ill-just-take-your-kid-then-woman-accused-of-trying-to-kidnap-children-from-park</a><br /><br />Florida Man was terror troll who targeted Australia<br /><a href="https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/us-terror-troll-who-targeted-melbourne-jailed-for-a-decade/news-story/473a77c3ff9dcffc206296da662c271c" rel="noopener">https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/us-terror-troll-who-targeted-melbourne-jailed-for-a-decade/news-story/473a77c3ff9dcffc206296da662c271c</a><br /><br />Florida Man gouges eyes of armed home intruder, then calls himself ‘The Beast’<br /><a href="https://www.nbc4i.com/news/national/florida-man-calling-himself-the-beast-gouges-eyes-of-armed-home-intruder/1290489849" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc4i.com/news/national/florida-man-calling-himself-the-beast-gouges-eyes-of-armed-home-intruder/1290489849</a><br /><br />Florida Man stole tools, then left an unpleasant surprise for his boss<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article213846389.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article213846389.html</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2018 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1022ff22d76b46b4822187619bf01aeb</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536320/e010_witch_troll_beast_and_pirate.mp3" length="34751677" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 10 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, that’s not the way you pick up boys at the beach, wait there’s **TWO** Melbournes?, Activate Beast Mode, and that’s why they call it the poop deck.

This Episode's Florida Men and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 10 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, that’s not the way you pick up boys at the beach, wait there’s **TWO** Melbournes?, Activate Beast Mode, and that’s why they call it the poop deck.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Thomas Nirdlinger<br />• Rachelle Marie Tocco<br />• Damian Simms<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman Tries to Abduct 2 Children From Park, Punches Pregnant Mom<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/ill-just-take-your-kid-then-woman-accused-of-trying-to-kidnap-children-from-park" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/ill-just-take-your-kid-then-woman-accused-of-trying-to-kidnap-children-from-park</a><br /><br />Florida Man was terror troll who targeted Australia<br /><a href="https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/us-terror-troll-who-targeted-melbourne-jailed-for-a-decade/news-story/473a77c3ff9dcffc206296da662c271c" rel="noopener">https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/us-terror-troll-who-targeted-melbourne-jailed-for-a-decade/news-story/473a77c3ff9dcffc206296da662c271c</a><br /><br />Florida Man gouges eyes of armed home intruder, then calls himself ‘The Beast’<br /><a href="https://www.nbc4i.com/news/national/florida-man-calling-himself-the-beast-gouges-eyes-of-armed-home-intruder/1290489849" rel="noopener">https://www.nbc4i.com/news/national/florida-man-calling-himself-the-beast-gouges-eyes-of-armed-home-intruder/1290489849</a><br /><br />Florida Man stole tools, then left an unpleasant surprise for his boss<br /><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article213846389.html" rel="noopener">https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article213846389.html</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2018 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2172</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,floridaman,floridamen,kidnapping,lpotl,mfm,phantomshitter,terrorist,thebeast,troll,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a339d6810a8e6bc59328ebd721e25421.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E009 - Boom! Blam! Pow! Bang! --goes limp--</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e009-boom-blam-pow-bang-goes-limp--19536324</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 9 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man,  it was the 4th of July, so…Fireworks, and this is Florida, so that means Fireworks related injuries, if you forgot to buy fireworks, just shoot a gun into the air. what could go wrong?, and a Florida Man goes limp and finds out he enjoyed it.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Ryan Dobard<br />• Scott Deel<br />• Rudolph Grant<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man has to be told ‘drinking + holding a mortar tube = bad idea’<br /><a href="http://www.wesh.com/article/video-warns-against-drinking-shooting-mortars/22062531" rel="noopener">http://www.wesh.com/article/video-warns-against-drinking-shooting-mortars/22062531</a><br /><br />Florida Man suffers ‘partial amputation’ in fireworks blunder<br /><a href="https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-loses-part-hand-fireworks-accident/JeexcvmViPP1leUv8FgPgN/" rel="noopener">https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-loses-part-hand-fireworks-accident/JeexcvmViPP1leUv8FgPgN/</a><br /><br />Florida Man loses fingers, eyebrows, and hearing in “modified fireworks” mishap<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/brevard-county-man-injured-in-fireworks-accident" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/brevard-county-man-injured-in-fireworks-accident</a><br /><br />Florida man hit by celebratory gunfire during Fourth of July fireworks show<br /><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/05/florida-man-celebratory-gunfire-fourth-july-fireworks/759516002/" rel="noopener">https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/05/florida-man-celebratory-gunfire-fourth-july-fireworks/759516002/</a><br /><br />Florida Man chases woman with golf club, goes limp to resist arrest<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ae/live-pd-superfan-popped-294035" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ae/live-pd-superfan-popped-294035</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2018 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5a73941944ae4954953528fd4cf7e41a</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536324/e009_boom_blam_pow_bang_goes_limp.mp3" length="38043524" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 9 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man,  it was the 4th of July, so…Fireworks, and this is Florida, so that means Fireworks related injuries, if you forgot to buy fireworks, just shoot a gun into the air. what could go...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 9 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man,  it was the 4th of July, so…Fireworks, and this is Florida, so that means Fireworks related injuries, if you forgot to buy fireworks, just shoot a gun into the air. what could go wrong?, and a Florida Man goes limp and finds out he enjoyed it.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Ryan Dobard<br />• Scott Deel<br />• Rudolph Grant<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man has to be told ‘drinking + holding a mortar tube = bad idea’<br /><a href="http://www.wesh.com/article/video-warns-against-drinking-shooting-mortars/22062531" rel="noopener">http://www.wesh.com/article/video-warns-against-drinking-shooting-mortars/22062531</a><br /><br />Florida Man suffers ‘partial amputation’ in fireworks blunder<br /><a href="https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-loses-part-hand-fireworks-accident/JeexcvmViPP1leUv8FgPgN/" rel="noopener">https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-loses-part-hand-fireworks-accident/JeexcvmViPP1leUv8FgPgN/</a><br /><br />Florida Man loses fingers, eyebrows, and hearing in “modified fireworks” mishap<br /><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/brevard-county-man-injured-in-fireworks-accident" rel="noopener">https://www.clickorlando.com/news/brevard-county-man-injured-in-fireworks-accident</a><br /><br />Florida man hit by celebratory gunfire during Fourth of July fireworks show<br /><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/05/florida-man-celebratory-gunfire-fourth-july-fireworks/759516002/" rel="noopener">https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/05/florida-man-celebratory-gunfire-fourth-july-fireworks/759516002/</a><br /><br />Florida Man chases woman with golf club, goes limp to resist arrest<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ae/live-pd-superfan-popped-294035" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ae/live-pd-superfan-popped-294035</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2018 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2378</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>4thofjuly,amputation,celebratorygunfire,comedy,firecrackers,fireworks,floridaman,floridamen,fourthofjuly,independenceday,lpotl,mfm,truecrime,unintendedexplosions</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8ac2828a05984348061dccd77768794e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E008 - Pedophile, Python, Pulled Pork, and Parkour</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e008-pedophile-python-pulled-pork-and-parkour--19536366</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 8 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, An Elvis impersonator is singing Jailhouse Rock, a Florida Man steals a lunch from his old house, Another Florida Man steals a lunch from a python, and send the cops, I’m nekkid on my roof!<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Paul Amato<br />• Mike Kimmel<br />• Alex Sardinas<br />• Garyan D. George<br />• Ashley L. Coston<br /><br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man shows up in Elvis costume to meet 13-year-old for sex<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/elvis-impersonator-shows-up-in-costume-to-meet-13-year-old-for-sex-investigators-say/774948208" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/elvis-impersonator-shows-up-in-costume-to-meet-13-year-old-for-sex-investigators-say/774948208</a><br /><br />Florida Man Saves Alligator from 10-Foot Python’s Deadly Grip in the Everglades<br /><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/18/florida-man-wrangles-alligator-from-10-foot-pythons-deadly-grip-in-everglades.html" rel="noopener">http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/18/florida-man-wrangles-alligator-from-10-foot-pythons-deadly-grip-in-everglades.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man breaks into former residence, threatens to kill occupants, and steals pulled pork sandwich<br /><a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-pulled-pork-breakin-20180621-story.html" rel="noopener">http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-pulled-pork-breakin-20180621-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man sent scurrying to roof by armed home invaders<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-boy-15-among-2-charged-in-armed-home-invasion-in-winter-springs/771634124" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-boy-15-among-2-charged-in-armed-home-invasion-in-winter-springs/771634124</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9f5d40708d0849ba9f5887efffc6df35</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536366/e008_pedophile_python_pulled_pork_and_parkour.mp3" length="41417290" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 8 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, An Elvis impersonator is singing Jailhouse Rock, a Florida Man steals a lunch from his old house, Another Florida Man steals a lunch from a python, and send the cops, I’m nekkid on my...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 8 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, An Elvis impersonator is singing Jailhouse Rock, a Florida Man steals a lunch from his old house, Another Florida Man steals a lunch from a python, and send the cops, I’m nekkid on my roof!<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Paul Amato<br />• Mike Kimmel<br />• Alex Sardinas<br />• Garyan D. George<br />• Ashley L. Coston<br /><br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man shows up in Elvis costume to meet 13-year-old for sex<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/elvis-impersonator-shows-up-in-costume-to-meet-13-year-old-for-sex-investigators-say/774948208" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/elvis-impersonator-shows-up-in-costume-to-meet-13-year-old-for-sex-investigators-say/774948208</a><br /><br />Florida Man Saves Alligator from 10-Foot Python’s Deadly Grip in the Everglades<br /><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/18/florida-man-wrangles-alligator-from-10-foot-pythons-deadly-grip-in-everglades.html" rel="noopener">http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/18/florida-man-wrangles-alligator-from-10-foot-pythons-deadly-grip-in-everglades.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man breaks into former residence, threatens to kill occupants, and steals pulled pork sandwich<br /><a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-pulled-pork-breakin-20180621-story.html" rel="noopener">http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-pulled-pork-breakin-20180621-story.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man sent scurrying to roof by armed home invaders<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-boy-15-among-2-charged-in-armed-home-invasion-in-winter-springs/771634124" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-boy-15-among-2-charged-in-armed-home-invasion-in-winter-springs/771634124</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2589</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alligator,alligatorvspython,comedy,drowning,elvis,floridaman,floridamen,gator,pulledpork,pulledporksandwich,python,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c76d2d8748369f2a70cd03012003346e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E007 - Nutshot, Monkey, Carjacking, and Drug Test</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e007-nutshot-monkey-carjacking-and-drug-test--19536349</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 7 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we shoot air conditioner thieves here, I’m comin’ at you like a spider monkey…wearing a diaper, a carjacker brings a knife to a gunfight…twice, and sure we’ll test that meth for you; bring it on down to the station.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Kimberly Dunn<br />• Tina Ballard<br />• Christopher Raymond Hill<br />• Douglas Peter Kelly<br /><br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman shoots husband in testicles after he tries to take her air conditioner<br /><a href="https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/report-woman-shoots-husband-in-testicles-after-he-tries-to-take-her-air-conditioner/770435073" rel="noopener">https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/report-woman-shoots-husband-in-testicles-after-he-tries-to-take-her-air-conditioner/770435073</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Bloodied After She’s Attacked by Spider Monkey in Home Depot<br /><a href="https://www.insideedition.com/florida-home-depot-employee-bloodied-after-shes-attacked-spider-monkey-44054" rel="noopener">https://www.insideedition.com/florida-home-depot-employee-bloodied-after-shes-attacked-spider-monkey-44054</a><br /><br />Florida Man Attempts Carjacking and Victim Deters Him with A Gun. Twice.<br /><a href="https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-police-man-takes-cash-register-from-walmart-tries-to-carjack-2-people-at-knifepoint/767407786" rel="noopener">https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-police-man-takes-cash-register-from-walmart-tries-to-carjack-2-people-at-knifepoint/767407786</a><br /><br />Florida Man Requests Test of Meth, Gets an Arrest<br /><a href="http://www.gainesville.com/news/20180614/meth-test-request-ends-in-arrest/1" rel="noopener">http://www.gainesville.com/news/20180614/meth-test-request-ends-in-arrest/1</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2018 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9da5d986eb17457b846bca52b318eeab</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536349/e007_nutshot_monkey_carjacking_and_drug_test.mp3" length="37995041" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 7 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we shoot air conditioner thieves here, I’m comin’ at you like a spider monkey…wearing a diaper, a carjacker brings a knife to a gunfight…twice, and sure we’ll test that meth for you;...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 7 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we shoot air conditioner thieves here, I’m comin’ at you like a spider monkey…wearing a diaper, a carjacker brings a knife to a gunfight…twice, and sure we’ll test that meth for you; bring it on down to the station.<br /><br />This Episode's Florida Men and Women:<br />• Kimberly Dunn<br />• Tina Ballard<br />• Christopher Raymond Hill<br />• Douglas Peter Kelly<br /><br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Woman shoots husband in testicles after he tries to take her air conditioner<br /><a href="https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/report-woman-shoots-husband-in-testicles-after-he-tries-to-take-her-air-conditioner/770435073" rel="noopener">https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/report-woman-shoots-husband-in-testicles-after-he-tries-to-take-her-air-conditioner/770435073</a><br /><br />Florida Woman Bloodied After She’s Attacked by Spider Monkey in Home Depot<br /><a href="https://www.insideedition.com/florida-home-depot-employee-bloodied-after-shes-attacked-spider-monkey-44054" rel="noopener">https://www.insideedition.com/florida-home-depot-employee-bloodied-after-shes-attacked-spider-monkey-44054</a><br /><br />Florida Man Attempts Carjacking and Victim Deters Him with A Gun. Twice.<br /><a href="https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-police-man-takes-cash-register-from-walmart-tries-to-carjack-2-people-at-knifepoint/767407786" rel="noopener">https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-police-man-takes-cash-register-from-walmart-tries-to-carjack-2-people-at-knifepoint/767407786</a><br /><br />Florida Man Requests Test of Meth, Gets an Arrest<br /><a href="http://www.gainesville.com/news/20180614/meth-test-request-ends-in-arrest/1" rel="noopener">http://www.gainesville.com/news/20180614/meth-test-request-ends-in-arrest/1</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2018 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2375</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,drowning,floridaman,floridamen,monkeys,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e51bdf4024ed30d419a929ac38da6e8c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E006 - 5 Turtles, 4 Tortoises, 3 Aliases, 2 Monkeys, and a Racist</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e006-5-turtles-4-tortoises-3-aliases-2-monkeys-and-a-racist--19536323</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 6 of Florida Men: The Podcast, an Uber driver is fired for having the same name as a criminal, and you thought YOUR neighbor’s apartment was a zoo, don’t mess with the person making your drinks, and get that monkey off your back.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Jose Batista<br />Sedrick T. Price<br />George Alexander<br />Cody Hession<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Man Spends Week In Jail Before Prosecutors Admit They Had The Wrong Guy<br /><a href="http://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/06/05/week-in-jail-prosecutors-had-wrong-guy/" rel="noopener">http://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/06/05/week-in-jail-prosecutors-had-wrong-guy/</a><br /><br />Florida man tries to start his own zoo with stolen animals<br /><a href="http://www.bradenton.com/news/state/article212614454.html" rel="noopener">http://www.bradenton.com/news/state/article212614454.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man harasses flight attendant with racial slur and fat shaming<br /><a href="https://www.rawstory.com/2018/06/youre-fat-flight-attendant-attacked-mid-air-florida-man-shouting-racist-slur/" rel="noopener">https://www.rawstory.com/2018/06/youre-fat-flight-attendant-attacked-mid-air-florida-man-shouting-racist-slur/</a><br /><br />Florida man trying to flee arrested with monkey in diaper clutching his shirt<br /><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/09/police-arrest-florida-man-after-steals-car-with-pet-monkey-allow-him-one-final-goodbye.html" rel="noopener">http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/09/police-arrest-florida-man-after-steals-car-with-pet-monkey-allow-him-one-final-goodbye.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">74f9ab0cb7c34ef5ad8d40cd0380dc4c</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536323/e006_5_turtles_4_tortises_3_aliases_2_monkeys_and_a_racist.mp3" length="33154237" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 6 of Florida Men: The Podcast, an Uber driver is fired for having the same name as a criminal, and you thought YOUR neighbor’s apartment was a zoo, don’t mess with the person making your drinks, and get that monkey off your back.

This...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 6 of Florida Men: The Podcast, an Uber driver is fired for having the same name as a criminal, and you thought YOUR neighbor’s apartment was a zoo, don’t mess with the person making your drinks, and get that monkey off your back.<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Jose Batista<br />Sedrick T. Price<br />George Alexander<br />Cody Hession<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Man Spends Week In Jail Before Prosecutors Admit They Had The Wrong Guy<br /><a href="http://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/06/05/week-in-jail-prosecutors-had-wrong-guy/" rel="noopener">http://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/06/05/week-in-jail-prosecutors-had-wrong-guy/</a><br /><br />Florida man tries to start his own zoo with stolen animals<br /><a href="http://www.bradenton.com/news/state/article212614454.html" rel="noopener">http://www.bradenton.com/news/state/article212614454.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man harasses flight attendant with racial slur and fat shaming<br /><a href="https://www.rawstory.com/2018/06/youre-fat-flight-attendant-attacked-mid-air-florida-man-shouting-racist-slur/" rel="noopener">https://www.rawstory.com/2018/06/youre-fat-flight-attendant-attacked-mid-air-florida-man-shouting-racist-slur/</a><br /><br />Florida man trying to flee arrested with monkey in diaper clutching his shirt<br /><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/09/police-arrest-florida-man-after-steals-car-with-pet-monkey-allow-him-one-final-goodbye.html" rel="noopener">http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/09/police-arrest-florida-man-after-steals-car-with-pet-monkey-allow-him-one-final-goodbye.html</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2072</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,drowning,floridaman,floridamen,monkeys,tortoises,truecrime,turtles</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2f644890f9aed771d390690985cc0541.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E005 - Drowning, Assault, Suicide, and Attempted Murder</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e005-drowning-assault-suicide-and-attempted-murder--19536354</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 5 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another drowning possum, don’t drink all of Florida Man’s Sweet Tea, If only there were some way to know where a train is going, and don’t talk to me like that, mister!<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Dewie Brewton<br />Kerry Knudsen<br />Lawanda Brown<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida man drowns raccoons and an opossum in front of high school ag class<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/florida/ocala-teacher-wont-be-charged-in-raccoons-drownings-because-killings-werent-cruel/758151247" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/florida/ocala-teacher-wont-be-charged-in-raccoons-drownings-because-killings-werent-cruel/758151247</a><br /><br />Florida man arrested on child abuse charge after victim ate ‘all the Cheez-Its’<br /><a href="https://www.ajc.com/news/florida-man-arrested-child-abuse-charge-after-victim-ate-all-the-cheez-its/iqAci09VugeRnp1B3DQ6eK/" rel="noopener">https://www.ajc.com/news/florida-man-arrested-child-abuse-charge-after-victim-ate-all-the-cheez-its/iqAci09VugeRnp1B3DQ6eK/</a><br /><br />Florida Man killed by train while walking on tracks<br /><a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article212338549.html" rel="noopener">http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article212338549.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man shot in head by wife who didn’t like his tone of voice<br /><a href="https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/former-riviera-beach-cra-director-tony-brown-shot-in-head-by-wife-sheriff-s-office-says" rel="noopener">https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/former-riviera-beach-cra-director-tony-brown-shot-in-head-by-wife-sheriff-s-office-says</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ac420b39c8064dfab05cde172c0013b4</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536354/e005_drowning_assault_suicide_and_attempted_murder.mp3" length="39429058" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 5 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another drowning possum, don’t drink all of Florida Man’s Sweet Tea, If only there were some way to know where a train is going, and don’t talk to me like that, mister!

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 5 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another drowning possum, don’t drink all of Florida Man’s Sweet Tea, If only there were some way to know where a train is going, and don’t talk to me like that, mister!<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Dewie Brewton<br />Kerry Knudsen<br />Lawanda Brown<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida man drowns raccoons and an opossum in front of high school ag class<br /><a href="https://www.wftv.com/news/florida/ocala-teacher-wont-be-charged-in-raccoons-drownings-because-killings-werent-cruel/758151247" rel="noopener">https://www.wftv.com/news/florida/ocala-teacher-wont-be-charged-in-raccoons-drownings-because-killings-werent-cruel/758151247</a><br /><br />Florida man arrested on child abuse charge after victim ate ‘all the Cheez-Its’<br /><a href="https://www.ajc.com/news/florida-man-arrested-child-abuse-charge-after-victim-ate-all-the-cheez-its/iqAci09VugeRnp1B3DQ6eK/" rel="noopener">https://www.ajc.com/news/florida-man-arrested-child-abuse-charge-after-victim-ate-all-the-cheez-its/iqAci09VugeRnp1B3DQ6eK/</a><br /><br />Florida Man killed by train while walking on tracks<br /><a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article212338549.html" rel="noopener">http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article212338549.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man shot in head by wife who didn’t like his tone of voice<br /><a href="https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/former-riviera-beach-cra-director-tony-brown-shot-in-head-by-wife-sheriff-s-office-says" rel="noopener">https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/former-riviera-beach-cra-director-tony-brown-shot-in-head-by-wife-sheriff-s-office-says</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2465</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,drowning,floridaman,floridamen,raccoons,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/797caf23f45e775a0e4e1e8223f80381.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E004 - Clown, Crook, Shark, and Dolphin</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e004-clown-crook-shark-and-dolphin--19536358</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 4 of Florida Men: The Podcast, send in the clowns!, Another nearly naked late night driver, a sour lemon shark, and not too incognito, was he?<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Nicolas Duran<br />Richie Incognito<br />Some Clown<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Man wearing clown mask attacks pizza guy and is shot to death<br /><a href="http://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-little-caesars-employee-fatally-shoots-attacker-in-clown-mask-police-say/1203253942" rel="noopener">http://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-little-caesars-employee-fatally-shoots-attacker-in-clown-mask-police-say/1203253942</a><br /><br />Florida Man entered a motel, stripped naked and stole a 1963 car<br /><a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article211738654.html" rel="noopener">http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article211738654.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man catches shark, releases it, and gets bit anyway<br /><a href="http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20180527/mount-dora-man-catches-and-releases-shark-in-ponce-inlet-it-turns-around-and-bites-him" rel="noopener">http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20180527/mount-dora-man-catches-and-releases-shark-in-ponce-inlet-it-turns-around-and-bites-him</a><br /><br />Florida Man Richie Incognito flips out during workout<br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/23/richie-incognito-florida-gym-altercation-cops-called/" rel="noopener">http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/23/richie-incognito-florida-gym-altercation-cops-called/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ebb52de0870842ed8b533caeedb8a30e</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536358/e004_clown_crook_shark_and_dolphin.mp3" length="29480627" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 4 of Florida Men: The Podcast, send in the clowns!, Another nearly naked late night driver, a sour lemon shark, and not too incognito, was he?

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
Nicolas Duran
Richie Incognito
Some Clown

News Sources:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 4 of Florida Men: The Podcast, send in the clowns!, Another nearly naked late night driver, a sour lemon shark, and not too incognito, was he?<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Nicolas Duran<br />Richie Incognito<br />Some Clown<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Man wearing clown mask attacks pizza guy and is shot to death<br /><a href="http://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-little-caesars-employee-fatally-shoots-attacker-in-clown-mask-police-say/1203253942" rel="noopener">http://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-little-caesars-employee-fatally-shoots-attacker-in-clown-mask-police-say/1203253942</a><br /><br />Florida Man entered a motel, stripped naked and stole a 1963 car<br /><a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article211738654.html" rel="noopener">http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article211738654.html</a><br /><br />Florida Man catches shark, releases it, and gets bit anyway<br /><a href="http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20180527/mount-dora-man-catches-and-releases-shark-in-ponce-inlet-it-turns-around-and-bites-him" rel="noopener">http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20180527/mount-dora-man-catches-and-releases-shark-in-ponce-inlet-it-turns-around-and-bites-him</a><br /><br />Florida Man Richie Incognito flips out during workout<br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/23/richie-incognito-florida-gym-altercation-cops-called/" rel="noopener">http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/23/richie-incognito-florida-gym-altercation-cops-called/</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1813</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,florida,floridaman,floridamen,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dae9edf3ad62fec1b505ebfab74cc6f0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E003 - Gator, Dater, Growler, and Crawler</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e003-gator-dater-growler-and-crawler--19536480</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 3 of Florida Men: The Podcast, gator in the hole, love is an excessive thing, prom is GRRRRRREAT, and a Florida Woman on the run…er…hop?<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Joshua James<br />Jacqueline Ades<br />David Pugh<br />John Robert Carr, Jr.<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida man charged with throwing alligator into Wendy’s<br /><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/09/assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-florida-man-charged-with-throwing-live-alligator-into-wendys/" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/09/assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-florida-man-charged-with-throwing-live-alligator-into-wendys/</a><br /><br />Florida woman sends 65 thousand texts to Tinder date gone wrong<br /><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/11/us/woman-text-message-arrest-trnd/index.html" rel="noopener">https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/11/us/woman-text-message-arrest-trnd/index.html</a><br /><br />Florida man causes uproar at a high school prom with a live tiger<br /><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/14/tiger-caged-florida-prom-causes-uproar/606700002/" rel="noopener">https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/14/tiger-caged-florida-prom-causes-uproar/606700002/</a><br /><br />Florida man arrested while trying to hide legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic bin<br /><a href="https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/deputies-polk-man-tried-to-hide-legless-girlfriend-in-plastic-tote/550584435" rel="noopener">https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/deputies-polk-man-tried-to-hide-legless-girlfriend-in-plastic-tote/550584435</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">69b6f9a39c2f46839c985241bb42a732</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536480/e003_gator_dater_growler_and_crawler.mp3" length="54151880" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 3 of Florida Men: The Podcast, gator in the hole, love is an excessive thing, prom is GRRRRRREAT, and a Florida Woman on the run…er…hop?

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
Joshua James
Jacqueline Ades
David Pugh
John Robert Carr, Jr....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 3 of Florida Men: The Podcast, gator in the hole, love is an excessive thing, prom is GRRRRRREAT, and a Florida Woman on the run…er…hop?<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Joshua James<br />Jacqueline Ades<br />David Pugh<br />John Robert Carr, Jr.<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida man charged with throwing alligator into Wendy’s<br /><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/09/assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-florida-man-charged-with-throwing-live-alligator-into-wendys/" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/09/assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-florida-man-charged-with-throwing-live-alligator-into-wendys/</a><br /><br />Florida woman sends 65 thousand texts to Tinder date gone wrong<br /><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/11/us/woman-text-message-arrest-trnd/index.html" rel="noopener">https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/11/us/woman-text-message-arrest-trnd/index.html</a><br /><br />Florida man causes uproar at a high school prom with a live tiger<br /><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/14/tiger-caged-florida-prom-causes-uproar/606700002/" rel="noopener">https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/14/tiger-caged-florida-prom-causes-uproar/606700002/</a><br /><br />Florida man arrested while trying to hide legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic bin<br /><a href="https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/deputies-polk-man-tried-to-hide-legless-girlfriend-in-plastic-tote/550584435" rel="noopener">https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/deputies-polk-man-tried-to-hide-legless-girlfriend-in-plastic-tote/550584435</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2237</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,florida,floridaman,floridamen,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a87b685751f59c98d889bae18d70a658.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E002 - Pills, Paddleboards, Prosthetics, and Police Dogs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e002-pills-paddleboards-prosthetics-and-police-dogs--19536333</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 2 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Heroin might make you sleepy, but you can still throw a punch…”Half a million dollars in child support? I’m just gonna paddle off into the sunset”, a Florida Woman takes a Southwest Airlines flight to Belize but comes up a foot short, and just how bad do you smell if the police dog can find you submerged in a swamp?<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Constantine George Theoharis<br />Margaret Crawford<br />Paul Daniel Smith<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Man Revived with Narcan, punches cop in the face<br /><a href="http://www.ocala.com/news/20180414/man-revived-with-narcan-strikes-responding-officer" rel="noopener">http://www.ocala.com/news/20180414/man-revived-with-narcan-strikes-responding-officer</a><br /><br />Florida man who owed $549,000 in child support disappears on paddleboard<br /><a href="https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Disappeared-While-Paddleboarding-in-Ocean-Off-Fort-Lauderdale-478057463.html" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Disappeared-While-Paddleboarding-in-Ocean-Off-Fort-Lauderdale-478057463.html</a><br /><br />Florida Woman says Southwest lost her mom’s prosthetic foot for weeks<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/woman-says-southwest-lost-her-moms-prosthetic-foot-for-weeks/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/woman-says-southwest-lost-her-moms-prosthetic-foot-for-weeks/</a><br /><br />Florida man hides in swamp after a high-speed police chase.<br /><a href="http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/He-tried-to-hide-in-the-swamp-But-he-couldn-t-hide-from-a-sheriff-s-dog-w-video-_167442169" rel="noopener">http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/He-tried-to-hide-in-the-swamp-But-he-couldn-t-hide-from-a-sheriff-s-dog-w-video-_167442169</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">eb81817b9036468a964686aa71478826</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2018 05:10:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19536333/e002_mixed.mp3" length="39102737" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 2 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Heroin might make you sleepy, but you can still throw a punch…”Half a million dollars in child support? I’m just gonna paddle off into the sunset”, a Florida Woman takes a Southwest Airlines flight to Belize...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 2 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Heroin might make you sleepy, but you can still throw a punch…”Half a million dollars in child support? I’m just gonna paddle off into the sunset”, a Florida Woman takes a Southwest Airlines flight to Belize but comes up a foot short, and just how bad do you smell if the police dog can find you submerged in a swamp?<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />Constantine George Theoharis<br />Margaret Crawford<br />Paul Daniel Smith<br /><br />News Sources:<br />Florida Man Revived with Narcan, punches cop in the face<br /><a href="http://www.ocala.com/news/20180414/man-revived-with-narcan-strikes-responding-officer" rel="noopener">http://www.ocala.com/news/20180414/man-revived-with-narcan-strikes-responding-officer</a><br /><br />Florida man who owed $549,000 in child support disappears on paddleboard<br /><a href="https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Disappeared-While-Paddleboarding-in-Ocean-Off-Fort-Lauderdale-478057463.html" rel="noopener">https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Disappeared-While-Paddleboarding-in-Ocean-Off-Fort-Lauderdale-478057463.html</a><br /><br />Florida Woman says Southwest lost her mom’s prosthetic foot for weeks<br /><a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/woman-says-southwest-lost-her-moms-prosthetic-foot-for-weeks/" rel="noopener">https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/woman-says-southwest-lost-her-moms-prosthetic-foot-for-weeks/</a><br /><br />Florida man hides in swamp after a high-speed police chase.<br /><a href="http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/He-tried-to-hide-in-the-swamp-But-he-couldn-t-hide-from-a-sheriff-s-dog-w-video-_167442169" rel="noopener">http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/He-tried-to-hide-in-the-swamp-But-he-couldn-t-hide-from-a-sheriff-s-dog-w-video-_167442169</a><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:<br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1609</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,florida,floridaman,floridamen,funny,truecrime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7726debbd61ca9cdea2f0dae1444030c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E001 - Pilfering, Panties, Possums, and Poor Decisions</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e001-pilfering-panties-possums-and-poor-decisions--19640379</link><description><![CDATA[In Episode 1 of Florida Men: The Podcast, identity theft is not a high priority with a sticky-fingered janitor, What NOT to wear when you’re headed for jail, Call the sheriff and have him round up a possum, and this Friday in the ER…Florida Man vs Florida Man in a steel cage match!<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />• Andru Reed<br />• Daryle Lee Campbell<br />• Dagne “Dee” Kuiper<br />• Jimmy McCray<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man found with hard drives containing secret Florida taxpayer info was looking to download Xbox games<br /><a href="http://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/04/17/missing-revenue-department-hard-drives-found-suspect-arrested/" rel="noopener">http://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/04/17/missing-revenue-department-hard-drives-found-suspect-arrested/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Wore Novelty Undies While Driving Drunk<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/breathalyer-boxer-man-278593" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/breathalyer-boxer-man-278593</a><br /><br />Please visit our sponsor: <br /><a href="http://www.insertlinkhere" rel="noopener">http://www.insertlinkhere</a><br />Insert ad copy here.<br /><br />Florida Woman Calls 911 on a Possum<br /><a href="http://cbs12.com/news/local/problem-with-a-possum-woman-calls-911-for-rodent-in-her-home" rel="noopener">http://cbs12.com/news/local/problem-with-a-possum-woman-calls-911-for-rodent-in-her-home</a><br /><br />Florida Man gets drunk, falls off bicycle, hits man at hospital with folding chair<br /><a href="http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/St-Pete-man-gets-drunk-falls-off-bicycle-hits-man-at-hospital-with-folding-chair-police-say_167412739" rel="noopener">http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/St-Pete-man-gets-drunk-falls-off-bicycle-hits-man-at-hospital-with-folding-chair-police-say_167412739</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: <br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. All Rights Reserved.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19640379</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2018 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdcn.co/e/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19640379/e001_mixed_compressed2.mp3" length="61912713" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shady Side Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Episode 1 of Florida Men: The Podcast, identity theft is not a high priority with a sticky-fingered janitor, What NOT to wear when you’re headed for jail, Call the sheriff and have him round up a possum, and this Friday in the ER…Florida Man vs...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Episode 1 of Florida Men: The Podcast, identity theft is not a high priority with a sticky-fingered janitor, What NOT to wear when you’re headed for jail, Call the sheriff and have him round up a possum, and this Friday in the ER…Florida Man vs Florida Man in a steel cage match!<br /><br />This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:<br />• Andru Reed<br />• Daryle Lee Campbell<br />• Dagne “Dee” Kuiper<br />• Jimmy McCray<br /><br />News Sources:<br /><br />Florida Man found with hard drives containing secret Florida taxpayer info was looking to download Xbox games<br /><a href="http://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/04/17/missing-revenue-department-hard-drives-found-suspect-arrested/" rel="noopener">http://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/04/17/missing-revenue-department-hard-drives-found-suspect-arrested/</a><br /><br />Florida Man Wore Novelty Undies While Driving Drunk<br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/breathalyer-boxer-man-278593" rel="noopener">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/breathalyer-boxer-man-278593</a><br /><br />Please visit our sponsor: <br /><a href="http://www.insertlinkhere" rel="noopener">http://www.insertlinkhere</a><br />Insert ad copy here.<br /><br />Florida Woman Calls 911 on a Possum<br /><a href="http://cbs12.com/news/local/problem-with-a-possum-woman-calls-911-for-rodent-in-her-home" rel="noopener">http://cbs12.com/news/local/problem-with-a-possum-woman-calls-911-for-rodent-in-her-home</a><br /><br />Florida Man gets drunk, falls off bicycle, hits man at hospital with folding chair<br /><a href="http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/St-Pete-man-gets-drunk-falls-off-bicycle-hits-man-at-hospital-with-folding-chair-police-say_167412739" rel="noopener">http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/St-Pete-man-gets-drunk-falls-off-bicycle-hits-man-at-hospital-with-folding-chair-police-say_167412739</a><br /><br /><br />All The Social Thingys:<br /><br />Leave a Voicemail<br />1 (567) 432-9674<br /><br />Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps: <br /><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on YouTube<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZg</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Twitter<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/FloridaMenPod</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Facebook<br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men on Instagram<br /><a href="http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/" rel="noopener">http://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/</a><br /><br />Florida Men Store<br /><a href="https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/" rel="noopener">https://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/</a><br /><br />Join Florida Men on Patreon<br /><a href="http://patreon.com/FloridaMen" rel="noopener">http://patreon.com/FloridaMen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Tip Jar<br /><a href="http://paypal.me/floridamen" rel="noopener">http://paypal.me/floridamen</a><br /><br />Florida Men Wish List<br /><a href="https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon" rel="noopener">https://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazon</a><br /><br />Get on the Florida Men mailing list<br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men" rel="noopener">https://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-men</a><br /><br />Florida Men Podcast Website<br /><a href="http://floridamenpodcast.com/" rel="noopener">http://floridamenpodcast.com/</a><br /><br />The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.<br /><br />© 2019 Florida Men The Podcast. 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