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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Saluting Darwin</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/saluting-darwin</link><description><![CDATA[A crazy podcast about the best of the worst. 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This week, we present to you stories of law breakers and Easter miracles.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25370308</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2020 23:56:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25370308/sd_e18.mp3" length="28573503" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Saluting Darwin</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hoppy Easter form all of us at Saluting Darwin! This week, we present to you stories of law breakers and Easter miracles.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hoppy Easter form all of us at Saluting Darwin! This week, we present to you stories of law breakers and Easter miracles.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1192</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,stories,laugh,easter,silly,darwin,oddities,stupid,kansas,missouri,true,kc,puns,saluting,morose</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Saluting Darwin</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Hoppy Easter form all of us at Saluting Darwin! This week, we present to you stories of law breakers and Easter miracles.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>E17 Escaped Patients, Unlucky 7, and a Double Bar Bet.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/salutingdarwin/sd-e17</link><description><![CDATA[What do you get when you mix a bus full of asylum patients, a park ranger with bright personality, and a bar bet that soars above the rest? 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Another puntastic episode of Saluting Darwin.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1543</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,laugh,chris,silly,darwin,oddities,bizarre,stupid,kansas,missouri,true,kyra,ethan,kc,puns,saluting,morose</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Saluting Darwin</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>What do you get when you mix a bus full of asylum patients, a park ranger with bright personality, and a bar bet that soars above the rest? 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You think you've heard it all until the team starts trying to score some doped up oats.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1086</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,death,laugh,chris,silly,darwin,oddities,stupid,crime,kansas,missouri,true,kyra,deadly,ethan,kc,saluting,morose</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Saluting Darwin</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>This weeks episode comes with not one, but five great stories not to mention the horrible Irish accents (sorry Ireland). You think you've heard it all until the team starts trying to score some doped up oats.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>E15 Smoke It, Snort It, &amp; Wash It Down with "Punch"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/salutingdarwin/sd-e15</link><description><![CDATA[Listen to this weeks tales of spicy robberies gone wrong, reasons to always follow directions, and a drunken homecoming.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23368163</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2020 22:27:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23368163/sd_e15.mp3" length="33475823" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Saluting Darwin</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Listen to this weeks tales of spicy robberies gone wrong, reasons to always follow directions, and a drunken homecoming.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Listen to this weeks tales of spicy robberies gone wrong, reasons to always follow directions, and a drunken homecoming.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1397</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,death,laugh,chris,silly,darwin,oddities,stupid,crime,kansas,true,kyra,deadly,ethan,kc,saluting,morose,missiouri</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Saluting Darwin</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Listen to this weeks tales of spicy robberies gone wrong, reasons to always follow directions, and a drunken homecoming.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>E14 Slip &amp; Slide (Winter Edition), a Dangerous Game of Catch, and The Not So Great Crystal Caper.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/salutingdarwin/sd-e14</link><description><![CDATA[We think the title says it all for this weeks episode.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22859641</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2020 04:21:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22859641/sd_e14.mp3" length="25182592" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Saluting Darwin</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We think the title says it all for this weeks episode.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We think the title says it all for this weeks episode.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1051</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,death,laugh,chris,silly,darwin,oddities,stupid,crime,kansas,true,kyra,deadly,ethan,kc,saluting,morose,missiouri</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Saluting Darwin</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>We think the title says it all for this weeks episode.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>E13 Yummy KC Salads, Early AstroNUTS, a Gypsy Sidekick, and Flying Frenchman</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/salutingdarwin/sd-e13</link><description><![CDATA[This week we journey way back to year 760 AD, long before Darwin even existed, to learn about a moon loving Chinese poet. Followed by tales of a Gypsy psychic, then to 1912 for a French folly.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22344311</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Feb 2020 20:42:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22344311/sd_e13.mp3" length="44518269" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Saluting Darwin</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we journey way back to year 760 AD, long before Darwin even existed, to learn about a moon loving Chinese poet. Followed by tales of a Gypsy psychic, then to 1912 for a French folly.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we journey way back to year 760 AD, long before Darwin even existed, to learn about a moon loving Chinese poet. Followed by tales of a Gypsy psychic, then to 1912 for a French folly.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1857</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,death,laugh,chris,silly,darwin,oddities,stupid,kansas,true,kyra,deadly,ethan,kc,puns,saluting,morose,missiouri</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Saluting Darwin</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>This week we journey way back to year 760 AD, long before Darwin even existed, to learn about a moon loving Chinese poet. Followed by tales of a Gypsy psychic, then to 1912 for a French folly.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>E12 Weight Loss and an Off Balanced Meal</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/salutingdarwin/sd-e12</link><description><![CDATA[Mom always said "Everything in moderation." I guess, once again, she was right.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21848856</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2020 14:48:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21848856/sd_e12.mp3" length="33383500" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Saluting Darwin</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Mom always said "Everything in moderation." I guess, once again, she was right.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mom always said "Everything in moderation." I guess, once again, she was right.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1393</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,death,laugh,chris,silly,darwin,oddities,stupid,kansas,true,kyra,deadly,ethan,kc,puns,saluting,morose,missiouri</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Saluting Darwin</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Mom always said "Everything in moderation." I guess, once again, she was right.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>E11 A Glove, a Drunk Bear, and a Cactus</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/salutingdarwin/sd-e11</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode we have to wonder if there is a wrong place to leave a glove, a bad way to give a bear hug, and a horrible way to get acupuncture. We think by the end of the episode the answer will be YES!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21385004</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jan 2020 22:44:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21385004/sd_e11.mp3" length="30042313" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Saluting Darwin</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode we have to wonder if there is a wrong place to leave a glove, a bad way to give a bear hug, and a horrible way to get acupuncture. We think by the end of the episode the answer will be YES!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode we have to wonder if there is a wrong place to leave a glove, a bad way to give a bear hug, and a horrible way to get acupuncture. We think by the end of the episode the answer will be YES!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1253</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,death,laugh,chris,silly,darwin,oddities,stupid,crime,kansas,true,deadly,kc,saluting,morose,missiouri</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Saluting Darwin</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this episode we have to wonder if there is a wrong place to leave a glove, a bad way to give a bear hug, and a horrible way to get acupuncture. We think by the end of the episode the answer will be YES!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>E10 Christmas Special</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/salutingdarwin/sd-e10-christmas-special</link><description><![CDATA[To brighten up the end of the year and celebrate the holidays, the Saluting Darwin team are bringing you 6 Christmas miracles. Happy Holidays to all!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20989029</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2019 01:03:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20989029/sd_e10_christmas_special.mp3" length="41069930" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Saluting Darwin</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>To brighten up the end of the year and celebrate the holidays, the Saluting Darwin team are bringing you 6 Christmas miracles. Happy Holidays to all!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[To brighten up the end of the year and celebrate the holidays, the Saluting Darwin team are bringing you 6 Christmas miracles. Happy Holidays to all!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1714</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,death,laugh,miracles,silly,darwin,oddities,kansas,true,christmas,deadly,saluting,missiouri</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Saluting Darwin</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>To brighten up the end of the year and celebrate the holidays, the Saluting Darwin team are bringing you 6 Christmas miracles. Happy Holidays to all!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>E9 Don't Tap The Glass, They Hate That!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/salutingdarwin/sd-e9</link><description><![CDATA[The moral of the story is: even if you get to choose your death, you still die, tapping on the glass isn't good even if it isn't a fish tank, and Boston sure does like its sweet tea.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20871003</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:20:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20871003/sd_e9.mp3" length="32860102" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Saluting Darwin</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The moral of the story is: even if you get to choose your death, you still die, tapping on the glass isn't good even if it isn't a fish tank, and Boston sure does like its sweet tea.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The moral of the story is: even if you get to choose your death, you still die, tapping on the glass isn't good even if it isn't a fish tank, and Boston sure does like its sweet tea.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1371</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,death,laugh,chris,silly,darwin,oddities,stupid,crime,kansas,true,kyra,deadly,ethan,kc,saluting,morose,missiouri</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Saluting Darwin</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The moral of the story is: even if you get to choose your death, you still die, tapping on the glass isn't good even if it isn't a fish tank, and Boston sure does like its sweet tea.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Clippit - A Rough First Day</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/salutingdarwin/clippit-a-rough-first-day</link><description><![CDATA[Have you ever thought, "This job is going to kill me."? Well, in some cases it just might. Join us this week for a quick story about a gravedigger who takes his job way too seriously.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20584914</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Dec 2019 22:32:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20584914/clippit_a_rough_first_day.mp3" length="14716888" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Saluting Darwin</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Have you ever thought, "This job is going to kill me."? Well, in some cases it just might. Join us this week for a quick story about a gravedigger who takes his job way too seriously.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Have you ever thought, "This job is going to kill me."? Well, in some cases it just might. Join us this week for a quick story about a gravedigger who takes his job way too seriously.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>613</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,death,stories,laugh,chris,silly,darwin,oddities,stupid,kansas,true,kyra,deadly,ethan,kc,saluting,morose,missiouri</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5a26adeb402ed9056b6d89d720c9be9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Saluting Darwin</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Have you ever thought, "This job is going to kill me."? Well, in some cases it just might. 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