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0:20 - Woman Arrested After Stealing News Van With Reporter...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:20 - Woman Arrested After Stealing News Van With Reporter Inside.<br /><br />5:31 - Monkey Caught On Camera Flying Kite On Rooftop.<br /><br />8:24 - Bandit Tell Owner, Workers To Wear Facemasks, While Robbing Store.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>856</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accidents,besafe,crash,facemask,funny,funnymonkey,goofy,kite,lol,monkey,news,pregnant,reporter,robber,robbery,rooftop,socialdistancing,stolen,stupid,van</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>New Smart Toilet has Shocking Discovery Features! and More! #63</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/new-smart-toilet-has-shocking-discovery-features-and-more-63--25622622</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:17 -  Smart Toilet Recognizes Users Backsides, Analyzes Poop.<br /><br />5:21 -  California Hit and Run Suspect Found Tied to Telephone Pole.<br /><br />9:46 - Man Working in Garden Finds Car Buried in His Yard.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25622622</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2020 21:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25622622/63_news_april_17th.mp3" length="9052267" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:17 -  Smart Toilet Recognizes Users Backsides, Analyzes Poop....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:17 -  Smart Toilet Recognizes Users Backsides, Analyzes Poop.<br /><br />5:21 -  California Hit and Run Suspect Found Tied to Telephone Pole.<br /><br />9:46 - Man Working in Garden Finds Car Buried in His Yard.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>755</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anal,car,chained,commode,criminal,ever,finger,ford,found,garden,pole,poop,print,shitter,smart,smarttoilet,telephone,tied,toilet,worst</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chain Vs Chainsaw, Driving Dog, And More!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chain-vs-chainsaw-driving-dog-and-more--25214282</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:19 - Victim Attacked With Chain Defends Himself With Chainsaw.<br /><br />4:55 - Dog Found Behind Wheel After High-Speed Chase In Washington State.<br /><br />9:17 - S'pore Police Arrests Man, 41, For Suspected Underwear Theft.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25214282</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2020 21:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25214282/62_news_april_10th.mp3" length="8844123" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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0:19 - Victim Attacked With Chain Defends Himself With...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:19 - Victim Attacked With Chain Defends Himself With Chainsaw.<br /><br />4:55 - Dog Found Behind Wheel After High-Speed Chase In Washington State.<br /><br />9:17 - S'pore Police Arrests Man, 41, For Suspected Underwear Theft.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>737</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arrested,boss,captainunderpants,chain,chainsaw,creep,dog,dogpound,driving,drunk,employee,handshake,high-speed,paycheck,pennslyvania,stupidbosses,theft,underpantsgnomes,underwear,washington</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cocaine Hippos, Stealing Meatballs, and More! #61</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cocaine-hippos-stealing-meatballs-and-more-61--24756533</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:16 - Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos May Be Restoring Columbia's Eco System.<br /><br />5:29 - Man Charged After Breaking Into Parents Home Stealing Meatballs.<br /><br />9:45 - Man Told to Turn Down Music Chased Neighbor With Sword.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24756533</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2020 21:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24756533/61_news_april_3rd.mp3" length="9095212" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:16 - Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos May Be Restoring...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:16 - Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos May Be Restoring Columbia's Eco System.<br /><br />5:29 - Man Charged After Breaking Into Parents Home Stealing Meatballs.<br /><br />9:45 - Man Told to Turn Down Music Chased Neighbor With Sword.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>758</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chase,chips,chocolate,cocaine,eco,funny,goofy,hippo,hippos,loud,man,meatball,meatballs,music,restore,restoring,sword,system,weird,weirdnews</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Quarantinis! Emergen-C And Liquor Mix Will It Keep You Healthy? (2020) #60</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/quarantinis-emergen-c-and-liquor-mix-will-it-keep-you-healthy-2020-60--24414689</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:19 - Emergen-C Cautions Against Mixing Vitamin Powder With Liquor To Make `Quarantinis'.<br /><br />4:01 - Elephants Get Drunk On Wine After Sneaking Into Farm In Search For Food.<br /><br />7:42 - Ybor City Chicken Breaks $1,200 Worth Of Glass Pipes In CBD Shop.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24414689</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2020 21:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24414689/60_news_march_27th.mp3" length="7922210" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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0:17 - Exploding Hammer Festival Leaves 43 People Injured in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:17 - Exploding Hammer Festival Leaves 43 People Injured in Mexico.<br /><br />4:08 - A cow is on the loose and wanted by police in south Florida.<br /><br />7:29 - Canada man appeals court ruling against Grabher vanity licence plate.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>716</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>43,arrested,bang,boom,cops,cow,exploding,explosion,festival,festivals,grabher,hammer,hammers,injured,licence,mexico,plate,pow,sledgehammer,tnt</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Police Are Issuing Fake Warnings Of Meth Tainted With Coronavirus! And More!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/police-are-issuing-fake-warnings-of-meth-tainted-with-coronavirus-and-more--23818706</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:17 - Louisiana Man With Expired License Plate That Expired In 1997.<br /><br />2:21 - Police Are Issuing Fake Warnings Of Meth Tainted With Coronavirus.<br /><br />7:59 - Man Unhappy With Karaoke Song Pulls Gun In Bar.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23818706</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2020 21:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23818706/58_news_march_13th.mp3" length="9580150" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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4:03 - Banana...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:14 -  Man arrested for cow manure battery.<br /><br />4:03 - Banana throwing man warned not to do it again for 6 months.<br /><br />8:17 - Surfer fought off great white shark by punching it and telling it to fuck off.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>818</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>assault,banana,bucket,cow,florida,funny,got,gotmilk,great,greatwhiteshark,hand,manure,milk,new,news,shark,surf,surfer,white,zealand</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Man With `Crime Pays' Tattoo On Forehead Arrested, And More!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/man-with-crime-pays-tattoo-on-forehead-arrested-and-more--23276813</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:18 - Cannibalism Suspect Found Unresponsive In Michigan Cell Due To Lack Of Eating.<br /><br />3:30 - 36-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Calling 911 After Parents Shut Off Cellphone.<br /><br />7:46 - Man With `Crime Pays' Tattoo On Forehead Is Arrested After Police Chase.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23276813</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2020 22:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23276813/56_febuary_28th.mp3" length="8396489" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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0:18 - Cannibalism Suspect Found Unresponsive In Michigan...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:18 - Cannibalism Suspect Found Unresponsive In Michigan Cell Due To Lack Of Eating.<br /><br />3:30 - 36-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Calling 911 After Parents Shut Off Cellphone.<br /><br />7:46 - Man With `Crime Pays' Tattoo On Forehead Is Arrested After Police Chase.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>700</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>911,arrested,bacon,belligerent,cannibalism,cellphone,crime,forehead,livepd,michigan,nuisance,ohio,parents,pays,policechase,psycho,shutoff,tattoo,unresponsive,woman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Man wears KKK Robe?!? and More! #55</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-man-wears-kkk-robe-and-more-55--23013366</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:21 - A Florida man told cops he found a naked stranger in his bed it wasn't pleasant.<br /><br />4:43 - Burglar dropped notebook that tied him to another break in.<br /><br />8:35 - Black man wearing KKK robe confronted by deputies.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23013366</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2020 22:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23013366/55_february_21st.mp3" length="8954465" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:21 - A Florida man told cops he found a naked stranger in his...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:21 - A Florida man told cops he found a naked stranger in his bed it wasn't pleasant.<br /><br />4:43 - Burglar dropped notebook that tied him to another break in.<br /><br />8:35 - Black man wearing KKK robe confronted by deputies.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>747</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>black,blackguy,blackkkk,blackman,break-in,burglary,criminals,funnynews,guy,harry,harryandmarv,kkk,man,marv,naked,nakedman,notebook,robbery,stranger,strangerinbed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Store Owner Fights Off Robber With Bananas! And More!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/store-owner-fights-off-robber-with-bananas-and-more--22909105</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:17 - They Met On A Dating App. Then, He Robbed A Bank On Their First Date And Forced Her To Be The Getaway Driver.<br /><br />5:13 - Lost MixTape Washes Up On Beach 25 Years Later - And It Still Works.<br /><br />10:24 - Mississauga Store Owner Fights Off Robber With Bananas, Video Shows.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22909105</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2020 11:45:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22909105/54_febuary_18th.mp3" length="10557861" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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0:19 - India residents surprised to find beer, brandy, rum...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:19 - India residents surprised to find beer, brandy, rum mixture coming out of kitchen faucets.<br /><br />3:30 - A company sent an Ohio man 55,000 copies of the same letter.<br /><br />7:30 - Cross-eyed rescue cat earns thousands of dollars.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>787</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>55000,beer,bulldozer,cain,cat,cross-eyed,dan,fail,faucet,feline,india,mail,mailbox,mailfail,mailman,mailscam,rum,scam,twinsburg,water</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Disney Character Minnie, Fights Guard in Vegas w/ Mickey and Goofy &amp; More! #51</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/disney-character-minnie-fights-guard-in-vegas-w-mickey-and-goofy-more-51--22495607</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:16 - Disney characters brawl as Minnie punches guard before Mickey and Goofy break up fight.<br /><br />4:41 - Villagers in India dress up as bears to scare off more than 2000 monkeys.<br /><br />6:36 - She really blew it. Teen TikTok user gets an entire harmonica stuck in her mouth.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22495607</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2020 22:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22495607/51_news_febuary_7th.mp3" length="7114399" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:16 - Disney characters brawl as Minnie punches guard before...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:16 - Disney characters brawl as Minnie punches guard before Mickey and Goofy break up fight.<br /><br />4:41 - Villagers in India dress up as bears to scare off more than 2000 monkeys.<br /><br />6:36 - She really blew it. Teen TikTok user gets an entire harmonica stuck in her mouth.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>593</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2000,disney,disneyfight,disneyland,disneyworld,fight,funny,goofy,harmonica,media,mickeymouse,minniemouse,monkeys,podcast,social,socialmedia,tiktok,waltdisney,weird,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Massachsettes Serial Pooper Arrested, And More! Weird World News! (2020) #50</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/massachsettes-serial-pooper-arrested-and-more-weird-world-news-2020-50--22396474</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Facebook Won't Remove This Woman's Butthole As A Business Page.<br /><br />7:08 - Massachusettes Serial Pooper Arrested After Police Catch Her Defecating In Parking Lot.<br /><br />10:11 - `I Want My Foreskin Back;' Anti-Curcumcision Protesters Stage At Florida Intersection.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22396474</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Feb 2020 22:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22396474/50_news_febuary_4th.mp3" length="9665413" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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0:15 - Facebook Won't Remove This Woman's Butthole As A...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Facebook Won't Remove This Woman's Butthole As A Business Page.<br /><br />7:08 - Massachusettes Serial Pooper Arrested After Police Catch Her Defecating In Parking Lot.<br /><br />10:11 - `I Want My Foreskin Back;' Anti-Curcumcision Protesters Stage At Florida Intersection.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>806</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80s,arrested,awesome,baker,bigdog,biohazard,business,butthole,caseclosed,facebook,florida,foreskin,google,massachusettes,password,police,poop,protesters,remove,serialpooper</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dog Gives Birth To Green Puppy, Named `HULK', And More!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dog-gives-birth-to-green-puppy-named-hulk-and-more--22264218</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:16 - Ontario Teen Calls Police Because His Fake ID Didn't Arrive..<br /><br />3:21 - Gog Gives Birth To Green Puppy, Family Names Him `HULK'!<br /><br />5:53 - Vermont Bill Would Allow Emojis On State-Issued License Plates.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22264218</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 22:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22264218/49_news_january_31st.mp3" length="8589586" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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0:16 - Ontario Teen Calls Police Because His Fake ID Didn't...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:16 - Ontario Teen Calls Police Because His Fake ID Didn't Arrive..<br /><br />3:21 - Gog Gives Birth To Green Puppy, Family Names Him `HULK'!<br /><br />5:53 - Vermont Bill Would Allow Emojis On State-Issued License Plates.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>716</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>austrailia,avengers,bill,dog,emoji,fakeid,green,hulk,license,northcarolina,ontario,plates,police,poop,puppy,radioactive,state-issued,stupid,teen,vermont</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Experience a Plane CRASH in terrifying new ride! And More! #48</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/experience-a-plane-crash-in-terrifying-new-ride-and-more-48--22142491</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 -  People are really selling Iguana meat the chicken of the trees.<br /><br />3:31 - U.S Diplomat's Mustache leaves South Koreans bristling with anger.<br /><br />6:50 - Experience a plane crash in terrifying new ride.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22142491</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2020 22:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22142491/48_news_january_28th.mp3" length="7204992" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:15 -  People are really selling Iguana meat the chicken of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 -  People are really selling Iguana meat the chicken of the trees.<br /><br />3:31 - U.S Diplomat's Mustache leaves South Koreans bristling with anger.<br /><br />6:50 - Experience a plane crash in terrifying new ride.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>601</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Missing Farmer Eaten By His Pigs! &amp; More! #47</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/missing-farmer-eaten-by-his-pigs-more-47--22001305</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Missing farmer eaten by his pigs who left nothing but his bones behind.<br /><br />5:24 - Bloodthirsty squirrel leaves two hospitalized!<br /><br />10:34 - Human pee blamed for escalator breakdowns on Mexico City subway.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22001305</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2020 22:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22001305/47_news_january_24th.mp3" length="10698608" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:15 - Missing farmer eaten by his pigs who left nothing but...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Missing farmer eaten by his pigs who left nothing but his bones behind.<br /><br />5:24 - Bloodthirsty squirrel leaves two hospitalized!<br /><br />10:34 - Human pee blamed for escalator breakdowns on Mexico City subway.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>892</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>attacking,attacks,bloodthirsty,bones,city,dead,death,escalator,farmer,farmers,funny,mexico,missing,news,pee,pig,pigs,squirrel,urine,weird</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Robber Uses Pillowcase With No Eyeholes To Rob Bank! And More!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/robber-uses-pillowcase-with-no-eyeholes-to-rob-bank-and-more--21904706</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Worlds Largest Snickers Bar Weighs In At 2 Tons!<br /><br />3:05 - Kansas Man Asks Judge To Allow Him To Have Sword Fight With His Ex-Wife.<br /><br />6:45 - Bank Robber Pillowcase Disguise Had No Eyeholes!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21904706</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2020 22:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21904706/46_news_january_21st.mp3" length="7544793" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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0:15 - Worlds Largest Snickers Bar Weighs In At 2 Tons!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Worlds Largest Snickers Bar Weighs In At 2 Tons!<br /><br />3:05 - Kansas Man Asks Judge To Allow Him To Have Sword Fight With His Ex-Wife.<br /><br />6:45 - Bank Robber Pillowcase Disguise Had No Eyeholes!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>629</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2tons,bank,diguise,divorce,duel,ex-wife,eyeholes,fight,goofy,hungry,iowa,judge,largest,meatcleaver,pillowcase,robber,snickers,stupid,sword,texas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Police Responding To Distress Call Just See Parrot Screaming `Let Me Out!' and More!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/police-responding-to-distress-call-just-see-parrot-screaming-let-me-out-and-more--21775812</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Andrew Frey, Man `High On Meth, Fights Off Fifteen Officers While Masturbating'<br /><br />3:15 - Police Responding To Distress Call Just See Parrot Screaming `Let Me Out!'<br /><br />6:31 - Police, Firefighters Called In After Flat Earth Debate Gets Heated!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21775812</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2020 22:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21775812/44_news_january_7th.mp3" length="7277090" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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0:15 - Andrew Frey, Man `High On Meth, Fights Off Fifteen...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Andrew Frey, Man `High On Meth, Fights Off Fifteen Officers While Masturbating'<br /><br />3:15 - Police Responding To Distress Call Just See Parrot Screaming `Let Me Out!'<br /><br />6:31 - Police, Firefighters Called In After Flat Earth Debate Gets Heated!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>607</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>911,crazy,debate,distress,fifteen,firefighters,flatearth,goofy,heated,high,letmeout,meth,odd,parrot,police,responding,rooftop,silly,strange,wild</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Man Wakes Up To Burglar Sucking His Toes! and More! #44</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/man-wakes-up-to-burglar-sucking-his-toes-and-more-44--21659857</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Man wakes up to find burglar sucking his toes.<br /><br />3:32 - Man choked his girlfriend after she said his fart smelled Horrible.<br /><br />7:45 - Women rescued from donation bin claims she was trapped for days, but police have questions.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21659857</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2020 22:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21659857/44_news_january_14th.mp3" length="8581436" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:15 - Painter Falls Off Ladder After Angry Pensioner Shakes It...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Painter Falls Off Ladder After Angry Pensioner Shakes It For Getting In His Way<br /><br />4:38 - Florida Man Arrested for Fighting a Gas Pump<br /><br />8:19 - Man Shoots Himself With Gun Hidden in Trousers During Bangled Bus Robbery]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>715</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angry,bad,elderly,falls,fun,funny,guy,ladder,mean,news,off,old,painter,patitioner,petitioner,rude,rudely,shakes,shaking,speaking</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Amazon driver refuses to deliver wine to 92 year old grandmother! And more! #42</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/amazon-driver-refuses-to-deliver-wine-to-92-year-old-grandmother-and-more-42--21431135</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:14 - Hasbro now owns Death Row Records because why not it's 2020!<br /><br />4:33 - Colorado man says `I really suck at this' After he fails, Gets caught trying to steal 3 cars, Polcie say.<br /><br />7:36 - Amazon driver refuses to deliver wine to 92 year old grandmother without I.D.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21431135</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2020 22:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21431135/42_news_january_7th.mp3" length="8473916" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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0:16 - Naked man seen on video before leading cops on chase....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:16 - Naked man seen on video before leading cops on chase.<br /><br />5:34 - Caesars casino in Canada sued by compulsive gambler for failing to stop him.<br /><br />11:15 - Target shoplifter hurls baby at security before fleeing store.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>933</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baby,caesars,canada,casino,chase,cops,fleeing,funny,gambler,naked,news,security,shoplifter,strange,sued,target,unbelievably,video,weird,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Colorado Bank Robber Throws Money For Christmas! and More! #40</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/colorado-bank-robber-throws-money-for-christmas-and-more-40--21225703</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Colorado bank robbery suspect throws money into the air yelling Merry Christmas!<br /><br />3:17 - Women calls police and tells them "My Ass is On Fire!" after eating spicy chicken korma.<br /><br />5:54 - California portrait artist claims customer robbed him of $500 but drawing left behind now givin to police.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21225703</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2019 22:00:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21225703/40_news_december_31st.mp3" length="6969576" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:15 - Colorado bank robbery suspect throws money into the air...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Colorado bank robbery suspect throws money into the air yelling Merry Christmas!<br /><br />3:17 - Women calls police and tells them "My Ass is On Fire!" after eating spicy chicken korma.<br /><br />5:54 - California portrait artist claims customer robbed him of $500 but drawing left behind now givin to police.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>581</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ass,bank,cash,christmas,colorado,fire,is,merry,money,my,myassisonfire,on,portrait,robber,robbery,stolen,thief,throws</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Man stole SUV to bail out brother who was BUSTED stealing an SUV! &amp;More!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/man-stole-suv-to-bail-out-brother-who-was-busted-stealing-an-suv-more--20907347</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Man stole SUV to bail out brother who was busted stealing an SUV.<br /><br />4:48 -  Bank robber told teller he had given him too much.<br /><br />8:30 - Baby gift purchased at Florida thrift store contains loaded gun.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20907347</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2019 22:00:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20907347/39_news_december_20th.mp3" length="9390501" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:15 - Man stole SUV to bail out brother who was busted...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:15 - Man stole SUV to bail out brother who was busted stealing an SUV.<br /><br />4:48 -  Bank robber told teller he had given him too much.<br /><br />8:30 - Baby gift purchased at Florida thrift store contains loaded gun.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>783</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baby,bank,chevy,entertainment,florida,funny,gun,jail,loaded,news,rifle,robber,robbers,stolen,store,story,suv,theif,theives,thrift</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Arizona man registers swarm of bees as emotional! support animals. and!Weird World News! (2019)#38</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/arizona-man-registers-swarm-of-bees-as-emotional-support-animals-and-weird-world-news-2019-38--20818254</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:16 - Arizona man registers swarm of bees as emotional support animals.<br /><br />4:47 - wife builds pub in back garden.<br /><br />8:34 - Brazilian man arrested after dressing up as his mother.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20818254</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2019 22:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20818254/38_news_december_17th.mp3" length="8800865" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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0:16 - Banana duct taped to a wall sells for $120,000....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:16 - Banana duct taped to a wall sells for $120,000.<br /><br />5:14 - Florida man tells police wind blew bag of cocaine into car.<br /><br />8:44 - Bottles of hot sauce recalled over risk of explosion.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>685</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>america,baggie,banana,beautifulart,cocaine,crackpipe,edibleart,explosion,floridaman,goldentoilet,hurricane,ireland,italy,miami,recall,refund,return,sriracha,stopsign,wind</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Armed Robber Too Drunk to Work, Robs Job Instead! And More!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/armed-robber-too-drunk-to-work-robs-job-instead-and-more--20612414</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 - Armed Robber To Drunk to Work, Robs Job Instead.<br /><br />3:41 - Doctors: Needing to pee when it's cold could be a sign of a deadly condition.<br /><br />6:57 - UK women organized a medieval duel to the death between husband and lover.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20612414</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2019 22:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20612414/36_news_december_6th.mp3" length="7982083" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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3:41 -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 - Armed Robber To Drunk to Work, Robs Job Instead.<br /><br />3:41 - Doctors: Needing to pee when it's cold could be a sign of a deadly condition.<br /><br />6:57 - UK women organized a medieval duel to the death between husband and lover.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>666</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>armed,cold,death,die,doctor,duel,funny,gun,job,medieval,pee,robber,robbery,shake,stake,stun,wee,wiz,women,work</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Vegan Women Slams Disrespectful Mom For Frying Bacon! And More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/vegan-women-slams-disrespectful-mom-for-frying-bacon-and-more--20515371</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:16 - Vegan Women Slams Disrespectful Mom For Frying Bacon.<br /><br />5:15 - Girl gets stuck in chimney sneaking back into home.<br /><br />9:08 - Video show Robber and Customer Taking Money.<br /><br />13:04 - + Bonus Story With Special Guest Joe Roh!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20515371</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2019 22:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20515371/35_news_november_29th.mp3" length="10697354" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:16 - Vegan Women Slams Disrespectful Mom For Frying Bacon....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:16 - Vegan Women Slams Disrespectful Mom For Frying Bacon.<br /><br />5:15 - Girl gets stuck in chimney sneaking back into home.<br /><br />9:08 - Video show Robber and Customer Taking Money.<br /><br />13:04 - + Bonus Story With Special Guest Joe Roh!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>892</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bacon,car,chihuahua,chimney,disrespectful,dog,dogdrivescar,drives,girl,hacker,mom,mum,no,robber,robbery,stuck,suv,teenage,vegan,veganslamsmom</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Scientists Are Barking At Frogs, To Make Them Pee! And More!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/scientists-are-barking-at-frogs-to-make-them-pee-and-more--20441361</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:14 - Plan To Save Endangered Frog In Puerto Rico Involves Barking At It.<br /><br />5:04 - 82 Year Old Female Powerlifter Fights Off Intruder.<br /><br />9:13 - Teen Who Adopted Stray Cat Learns It Was A Puma.<br /><br />12:02 - + Bonus Story With Special Guest Joe Roh!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20441361</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2019 22:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20441361/34_news_december_3rd.mp3" length="11645286" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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0:14 - Plan To Save Endangered Frog In Puerto Rico Involves...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:14 - Plan To Save Endangered Frog In Puerto Rico Involves Barking At It.<br /><br />5:04 - 82 Year Old Female Powerlifter Fights Off Intruder.<br /><br />9:13 - Teen Who Adopted Stray Cat Learns It Was A Puma.<br /><br />12:02 - + Bonus Story With Special Guest Joe Roh!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>971</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>40pizzas,82yearold,adopted,barking,bigcat,damp,endangered,frog,funny,goofy,ingenuity,intruder,miketyson,papajohns,pee,powerlifter,puertorico,puma,shampoo,straycat</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Suspect used glasses to disguise himself, but not his ear!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/suspect-used-glasses-to-disguise-himself-but-not-his-ear--20332885</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12-thieves use truck, steal 12 pack faygo.<br /><br />3:20-guyana man buried immediately after crash.<br /><br />7:35-suspect tried to diguise himself with glasses.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20332885</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2019 22:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20332885/33_news_november_22nd.mp3" length="8096185" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)&#13;
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4:37...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast! This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you. We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you. Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:17 -Curb damage to be repaired after 26 years.<br /><br />4:37 -Police photoshop sailor uniform on mug shot.<br /><br />7:35 -Woman calls 911 24,000 times.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>672</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>24,44years,911,bogus,curb,department,fix,fixthecurb,hours,mugshot,new,news,nypd,photoshop,plow,plowtruck,police,sailor,truck,york</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gin Infused With Elephant Dung Isn't Crap, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gin-infused-with-elephant-dung-isn-t-crap-and-more--20108705</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:17 - Angry Driver Throws Child Off Bus.<br /><br />3:11 - Obituary for Alive Man.<br /><br />6:20 - Gin Infused With Elephant Dung Isn't Crap.<br /><br />10:23 - + Bonus Story With Special Guest Joe Roh!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20108705</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2019 21:30:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20108705/30_news_november_15th.mp3" length="12077874" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:17 - Angry Driver Throws Child Off Bus.

3:11 - Obituary...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:17 - Angry Driver Throws Child Off Bus.<br /><br />3:11 - Obituary for Alive Man.<br /><br />6:20 - Gin Infused With Elephant Dung Isn't Crap.<br /><br />10:23 - + Bonus Story With Special Guest Joe Roh!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1007</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alive,angry,bus,crap,dead,driver,dung,elephant,gin,grown,infused,kid,man,newspaper,obituary,poop,school,throws,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Proof Late Library Books Leads To Arrest</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/proof-late-library-books-leads-to-arrest--20040234</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 -  Naked Man Attacks With Bike Wheel.<br /><br />4:59 -  Proof Late Library Books Leads To Arrest.<br /><br />11:49 -  New York Women In Bronx Zoo Arrested.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20040234</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2019 21:30:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20040234/29_news_november_8th.mp3" length="11696695" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:12 -  Naked Man Attacks With Bike Wheel.

4:59 -  Proof...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 -  Naked Man Attacks With Bike Wheel.<br /><br />4:59 -  Proof Late Library Books Leads To Arrest.<br /><br />11:49 -  New York Women In Bronx Zoo Arrested.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>975</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arrested,assult,bike,books,bronx,due,for,jail,late,library,man,naked,new,over,overdue,tire,warrant,wheel,women,york</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Women Goes Blind After Tattooing Her Eyes, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/women-goes-blind-after-tattooing-her-eyes-and-more--19982691</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 -  Women Goes Blind After Tattooing Her Eyes.<br /><br />4:35 -  Chicken Egged On As Chicken Gets Drunk.<br /><br />9:59 -  Youngstown Man Catches Burglar Eating His Food.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19982691</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2019 21:30:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19982691/28_november_8th.mp3" length="9401472" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:12 -  Women Goes Blind After Tattooing Her Eyes.

4:35 -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 -  Women Goes Blind After Tattooing Her Eyes.<br /><br />4:35 -  Chicken Egged On As Chicken Gets Drunk.<br /><br />9:59 -  Youngstown Man Catches Burglar Eating His Food.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>784</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bar,blind,blue,burglar,butter,chicken,drunk,eating,eyes,fight,girl,goes,guinness,hands,hungry,ireland,pretty,tattoo,tattooing,ugly</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cannabis Retrieved From Mans Nose 18 Years Later, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cannabis-retrieved-from-mans-nose-18-years-later-and-more--19917591</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:14 -  Cannabis Retrieved From Mans Nose 18 Years Later.<br /><br />4:40 -  Student Crashes Car Wearing Gory Halloween Costume and People Think She's Dead.<br /><br />7:59 -  Man Tries To Open A Bank Account With $1,000,000 Bill.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19917591</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2019 21:30:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19917591/27_news_november_1st.mp3" length="8650086" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:14 -  Cannabis Retrieved From Mans Nose 18 Years Later....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:14 -  Cannabis Retrieved From Mans Nose 18 Years Later.<br /><br />4:40 -  Student Crashes Car Wearing Gory Halloween Costume and People Think She's Dead.<br /><br />7:59 -  Man Tries To Open A Bank Account With $1,000,000 Bill.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>721</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>$1000000,account,bank,bill,cannabis,car,carrie,costume,crash,crashes,fake,found,gory,halloween,mans,news,nose,retrieved,student,weird</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Werewolf Women Bites Friends Ear Off, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/werewolf-women-bites-friends-ear-off-and-more--19870623</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 -  Werewolf Women Bites Friends Ear Off.<br /><br />4:14 -  Man Wearing, It's Not A Crime Unless You Get Caught Shirt, Caught Committing A Crime.<br /><br />7:26 -  Women Had Thought Her Boyfriend Had Died Then Bumps Into Him At A Restaurant.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19870623</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2019 21:30:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19870623/26_news_november_1st.mp3" length="8629083" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:12 -  Werewolf Women Bites Friends Ear Off.

4:14 -  Man...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 -  Werewolf Women Bites Friends Ear Off.<br /><br />4:14 -  Man Wearing, It's Not A Crime Unless You Get Caught Shirt, Caught Committing A Crime.<br /><br />7:26 -  Women Had Thought Her Boyfriend Had Died Then Bumps Into Him At A Restaurant.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>719</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a,alive,bites,boyfriend,crime,died,ear,friends,it's,lady,man,not,off,restraurant,sex,shirt,vampire,wearing,werewolf,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Parents From Hell, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/parents-from-hell-and-more--19796372</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 -  Parents From Hell.<br /><br />4:43 -  Teenager Breaks Into Jail For Ex Girlfriend.<br /><br />9:15 -  Learner Driver Arrested.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19796372</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2019 20:30:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19796372/25_news_october_25th.mp3" length="9908352" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:13 -  Parents From Hell.

4:43 -  Teenager Breaks Into...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 -  Parents From Hell.<br /><br />4:43 -  Teenager Breaks Into Jail For Ex Girlfriend.<br /><br />9:15 -  Learner Driver Arrested.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>826</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arrested,breaks,busted,car,driver,drivers,fex,from,girlfriend,hell,into,jail,learner,love,parents,stolen,teenager,test,true,vehicle</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Man Gets Drunk Without Drinking Alcohol and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/man-gets-drunk-without-drinking-alcohol-and-more--19723746</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 -  Man Gets Drunk Without Drinking Alcohol.<br /><br />5:31 -   Mckamey Manor is the Scariest Haunted House.<br /><br />9:28 -  41 Mile Detour for 65 feet of Construction in England.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19723746</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2019 21:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19723746/24_news_october_25th.mp3" length="9843464" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:13 -  Man Gets Drunk Without Drinking Alcohol.

5:31 -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 -  Man Gets Drunk Without Drinking Alcohol.<br /><br />5:31 -   Mckamey Manor is the Scariest Haunted House.<br /><br />9:28 -  41 Mile Detour for 65 feet of Construction in England.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>821</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>41,alcohol,beer,booze,brewery,construction,detour,drinking,drunk,england,gets,haunted,house,man,manor,mckamey,mile,scariest,scary,without</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>300 Rats Living With San Diego Women In A Van, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/300-rats-living-with-san-diego-women-in-a-van-and-more--19678728</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:11 -  300 Rats Living With San Diego Women In A Van.<br /><br />2:53 -   Haunting WW2 Ventriloquist Doll 'Blinks and Moves Its Mouth'.<br /><br />6:31 -  New California Law: You Can Now Eat Roadkill.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19678728</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2019 20:30:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19678728/23_news_october_18th.mp3" length="7794314" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:11 -  300 Rats Living With San Diego Women In A Van.

2:53...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:11 -  300 Rats Living With San Diego Women In A Van.<br /><br />2:53 -   Haunting WW2 Ventriloquist Doll 'Blinks and Moves Its Mouth'.<br /><br />6:31 -  New California Law: You Can Now Eat Roadkill.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>650</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a,and,blinks,california,diego,doll,eat,haunting,in,living,mouth,moves,rats,roadkill,san,van,ventriloquist,with,women,ww2</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Staff Ran Fight Club For Dementia Patients In N.C., and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/staff-ran-fight-club-for-dementia-patients-in-n-c-and-more--19603242</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 -  Staff Ran Fight Club For Dementia Patients In N.C.<br /><br />4:55 -  Deputies Ask Man To Quit Calling About His Stolen Weed.<br /><br />7:32 - Man Speaks From Beyond The Grave At His Own Funeral In Ireland.<br /><br />Used a Song from Zurda - <br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhf6F17tvnw&list=LLBICEVWgspDGaEZIjCxnFWw&index=3&t=0s" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhf6F17tvnw&list=LLBICEVWgspDGaEZIjCxnFWw&index=3&t=0s</a><br />They ask to put them in the description and tell everyone to check out their channel.<br />Thanks for letting us use the song!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19603242</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Oct 2019 20:30:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19603242/22_news_october18th.mp3" length="7776447" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:12 -  Staff Ran Fight Club For Dementia Patients In N.C....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 -  Staff Ran Fight Club For Dementia Patients In N.C.<br /><br />4:55 -  Deputies Ask Man To Quit Calling About His Stolen Weed.<br /><br />7:32 - Man Speaks From Beyond The Grave At His Own Funeral In Ireland.<br /><br />Used a Song from Zurda - <br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhf6F17tvnw&list=LLBICEVWgspDGaEZIjCxnFWw&index=3&t=0s" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhf6F17tvnw&list=LLBICEVWgspDGaEZIjCxnFWw&index=3&t=0s</a><br />They ask to put them in the description and tell everyone to check out their channel.<br />Thanks for letting us use the song!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>648</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>911,beyond,calling,carolina,club,dementia,deputies,fight,grave,ireland,marijuana,n.c.,north,patients,ran,speaks,staff,stolen,stop,weed</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Driver Offers Free Chili's To Not Call Cops, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/driver-offers-free-chili-s-to-not-call-cops-and-more--19577360</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:20 -  Driver Offers Free Chili's To Not Call Cops.<br /><br />6:24 -  Samurai Sword Fight Over Wheelbarrow.<br /><br />13:08 - Sausage Vending Machines.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19577360</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Oct 2019 23:42:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19577360/21_news_october_11.mp3" length="12073485" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

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0:20 -  Driver Offers Free Chili's To Not Call Cops.

6:24 -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:20 -  Driver Offers Free Chili's To Not Call Cops.<br /><br />6:24 -  Samurai Sword Fight Over Wheelbarrow.<br /><br />13:08 - Sausage Vending Machines.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1007</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Women Calls the Cops to Test Her Meth, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/women-calls-the-cops-to-test-her-meth-and-more--19525133</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 - Call the Cops to Test Your Meth.<br /><br />3:51 -  Snake Thieves. <br /><br />7:03 - Man Dresses as Lady, Robs Bank, and Steals Cop Car.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19525133</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2019 22:45:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19525133/20_news_october_11th.mp3" length="8955092" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:12 - Call the Cops to Test Your Meth.

3:51 -  Snake...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 - Call the Cops to Test Your Meth.<br /><br />3:51 -  Snake Thieves. <br /><br />7:03 - Man Dresses as Lady, Robs Bank, and Steals Cop Car.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>747</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bank,car,cop,cops,dresses,drugs,florida,meth,news,pipe,police,pot,robbed,snake,steals,stolen,test,thieves,weird,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Attacking Grandma, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/attacking-grandma-and-more--19465706</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:14 - Arrested for farting.<br /><br />7:18 -  Corn Maze Escapee.<br /><br />11:08 - Attacking Grandma.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19465706</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2019 22:45:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19465706/19_news_october_4th_2.mp3" length="11417080" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:14 - Arrested for farting.

7:18 -  Corn Maze Escapee....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:14 - Arrested for farting.<br /><br />7:18 -  Corn Maze Escapee.<br /><br />11:08 - Attacking Grandma.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>952</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arrested,attacking,cops,corn,crazy,crossneyed,dumb,escapee,farting,for,funny,grandma,jail,maze,news,stinker,stupid,weird,wild,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Burnt Hash Brown Fight, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/burnt-hash-brown-fight-and-more--19414356</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 - Burnt Hash Browns Fight.<br /><br />7:46 - Cocaine Raft.<br /><br />10:38 - Gay iPhone.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19414356</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2019 23:06:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19414356/news_october_4th_1.mp3" length="10595477" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:12 - Burnt Hash Browns Fight.

7:46 - Cocaine Raft.

10:38...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 - Burnt Hash Browns Fight.<br /><br />7:46 - Cocaine Raft.<br /><br />10:38 - Gay iPhone.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>883</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>browns,bunt,cocaine,drug,drugs,dumb,funny,gay,goofy,hash,iphone,mcdonalds,news,people,phone,raft,smugglers,stupid,weird,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Prison Delivery Drones, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/prison-delivery-drones-and-more--19348454</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 - Prison Delivery Drones.<br /><br />4:44 - Women Bites Camels Balls.<br /><br />9:36 - Man with Devil Horn.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19348454</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2019 22:45:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19348454/news_september_27th_2.mp3" length="11494821" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:13 - Prison Delivery Drones.

4:44 - Women Bites Camels...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 - Prison Delivery Drones.<br /><br />4:44 - Women Bites Camels Balls.<br /><br />9:36 - Man with Devil Horn.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>958</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>balls,bites,camel,delivery,devil,drones,dumb,horn,knucklehead,knuckleheads,man,news,nuts,nutsack,ohio,prison,stupid,testicles,ucklid,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>LSD Disney Trip Gone Wrong, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lsd-disney-trip-gone-wrong-and-more--19285616</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 - LSD Disney Trip Gone Wrong.<br /><br />7:13 - Cop Car Love Making.  I'm talking about sex baby!<br /><br />13:15 - Selfless DUI Snitch.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19285616</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2019 22:45:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19285616/news_september_27th_1.mp3" length="11942455" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:13 - LSD Disney Trip Gone Wrong.

7:13 - Cop Car Love...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 - LSD Disney Trip Gone Wrong.<br /><br />7:13 - Cop Car Love Making.  I'm talking about sex baby!<br /><br />13:15 - Selfless DUI Snitch.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>996</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>about,acid,car,cop,disney,disneyland,disneyworld,dui,funny,gone,love,lsd,making,paris,selfless,sex,snitch,talking,trip,wrong</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Golden Toilet Stolen, Farting Contest, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/golden-toilet-stolen-farting-contest-and-more--19250590</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 - Golden Toilet Stolen.<br /><br />3:57 - Farting Contest.<br /><br />9:38 - Bitch Sandwich.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19250590</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Sep 2019 22:45:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19250590/news_september_20th_2.mp3" length="10929008" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:12 - Golden Toilet Stolen.

3:57 - Farting Contest.

9:38...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 - Golden Toilet Stolen.<br /><br />3:57 - Farting Contest.<br /><br />9:38 - Bitch Sandwich.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>911</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bitch,blenheim,britain's,comidians,contest,dudes,farting,funny,golden,guys,hilarious,jokes,laugh,news,palace,sandwith,stolen,toilet,weird,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dirt Weed Recall, Dead Pigeon Weapon, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dirt-weed-recall-dead-pigeon-weapon-and-more--19206646</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 - Amish Bumps.<br /><br />4:25 - Dead Pigeon Weapon.<br /><br />8:18 - Dirt Weed Recall.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19206646</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2019 22:45:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19206646/news_september_20th_1.mp3" length="9219346" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:13 - Amish Bumps.

4:25 - Dead Pigeon Weapon.

8:18 - Dirt...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 - Amish Bumps.<br /><br />4:25 - Dead Pigeon Weapon.<br /><br />8:18 - Dirt Weed Recall.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>769</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amish,buggy,bumps,crosseyed,crossneyed,cross-n-eyed,dead,die,dirt,dui,funny,news,or,pigeon,recall,run,weapon,weed,weird,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>$120,000 Free Money and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/120-000-free-money-and-more--19173857</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 - $120,000 Free Money.<br /><br />4:34 - 100 Pound Fine.<br /><br />12:25 - Whataburger Mouse Burger.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19173857</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Sep 2019 22:45:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19173857/news_september_13th_2.mp3" length="11947784" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:13 - $120,000 Free Money.

4:34 - 100 Pound Fine.

12:25 -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:13 - $120,000 Free Money.<br /><br />4:34 - 100 Pound Fine.<br /><br />12:25 - Whataburger Mouse Burger.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>996</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>100,$120000,burger,crown,elizabeth,england,fine,free,king,live,long,money,mouse,news,pound,queen,rat,the,weird,whataburger</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Is this Man a New Super Villain? This Car Thief, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-this-man-a-new-super-villain-this-car-thief-and-more--19133491</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:31 - Radioactive Snakeman.<br /><br />7:11 - Jaywalker gets hit by pole.<br /><br />9:34 - Pho King Good]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19133491</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Sep 2019 00:28:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19133491/news_september_13th_1.mp3" length="10956280" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:31 - Radioactive Snakeman.

7:11 - Jaywalker gets hit by...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:31 - Radioactive Snakeman.<br /><br />7:11 - Jaywalker gets hit by pole.<br /><br />9:34 - Pho King Good]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>913</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>by,cross,cross-n-eyed,eyed,gets,good,hit,jaywalker,king,n,news,pho,pole,radioactive,rattlesnake,snake,snakeman,uranium,weird,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Breakfast Burglar Will Steal Your Food, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/breakfast-burglar-will-steal-your-food-and-more--19083524</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:14 - Breakfast Burglar<br /><br />3:31 - Dog Poop Bomb<br /><br />8:15 - Bear Books Hotel]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19083524</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Sep 2019 22:45:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19083524/news_september_6th_2.mp3" length="8624695" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:14 - Breakfast Burglar

3:31 - Dog Poop Bomb

8:15 - Bear...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:14 - Breakfast Burglar<br /><br />3:31 - Dog Poop Bomb<br /><br />8:15 - Bear Books Hotel]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>719</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bear,bomb,books,breakfast,burglar,crazy,dennys,dog,florida,food,funny,hiding,hotel,news,ohio,poop,room,stories,weird,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bridesmaid Wears Dinosaur Costume To Sisters Wedding and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bridesmaid-wears-dinosaur-costume-to-sisters-wedding-and-more--19061914</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 - Made of Honor Dino Costume<br /><br />1:49 - Loch Ness Eel Monster<br /><br />3:39 - Vegan Meat BBQ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19061914</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2019 22:45:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19061914/podcast_news_september_6th_1.mp3" length="4683131" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:12 - Made of Honor Dino Costume

1:49 - Loch Ness Eel...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:12 - Made of Honor Dino Costume<br /><br />1:49 - Loch Ness Eel Monster<br /><br />3:39 - Vegan Meat BBQ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>391</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bbq,bridesmaid,costume,dino,dumb,eel,honor,knuckleheads,loch,maid,meat,monster,ness,news,of,stories,story,vegan,weird,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Red Bull Gives No Wings For Canadians and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/red-bull-gives-no-wings-for-canadians-and-more--19018493</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:09 - Quacking Cat<br /><br />1:46 - Red Bull Gives No Wings For Canadians<br /><br />5:15 - Fake Cop Gets Free Snacks<br /><br />8:02 - Towel Fight<br /><br />12:23 - Botox Thief <br /><br />14:47 - Man's Truck Stolen While Robbing Store]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19018493</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2019 22:45:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19018493/news_august_30th.mp3" length="13330811" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:
0:09 - Quacking Cat

1:46 - Red Bull Gives No Wings For...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we gathered to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br />0:09 - Quacking Cat<br /><br />1:46 - Red Bull Gives No Wings For Canadians<br /><br />5:15 - Fake Cop Gets Free Snacks<br /><br />8:02 - Towel Fight<br /><br />12:23 - Botox Thief <br /><br />14:47 - Man's Truck Stolen While Robbing Store]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1111</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>botox,brawl,bull,cat,fight,free,news,no,quacking,red,robbing,snacks,stolen,store,thief,towel,truck,weird,wings,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Man Tries to Fix Flat Tires with Gauze and Band-Aids and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/man-tries-to-fix-flat-tires-with-gauze-and-band-aids-and-more--18952450</link><description><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we have to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br /><br />0:13 - San Francisco Crime Language <br /><br />4:14 - You Ugly TSA worker<br /><br />7:01 - Drunk Pigeons<br /><br />9:48 - Vending Machine Raccoon<br /><br />12:12 - Band-Aid Tire Repair Guy<br /><br />15:35 - Don't Make Fun of this Anti Mohawk Guy.  Could be a Crime!  <br /><br />18:22 - Bonus Story]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18952450</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2019 22:45:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18952450/news_august_23rd.mp3" length="14760858" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we have to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)

Timestamps:

0:13 - San Francisco Crime Language 

4:14 - You Ugly TSA...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yo Podcast!  This is this weeks weird news stories we have to share with you.  We enjoy doing it and can't wait to hear from you.  Tweet us @crossneyed with any questions ;)<br /><br />Timestamps:<br /><br />0:13 - San Francisco Crime Language <br /><br />4:14 - You Ugly TSA worker<br /><br />7:01 - Drunk Pigeons<br /><br />9:48 - Vending Machine Raccoon<br /><br />12:12 - Band-Aid Tire Repair Guy<br /><br />15:35 - Don't Make Fun of this Anti Mohawk Guy.  Could be a Crime!  <br /><br />18:22 - Bonus Story]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1230</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>band-aid,crime,drunk,flat,francisco,funny,language,machine,news,pigeons,raccoon,san,tesla,tires,tsa,ugly,vending,weird,world,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cucumber Women, Vultures Puking, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cucumber-women-vultures-puking-and-more--18882321</link><description><![CDATA[Well, we got more!  Such as...............<br />What kind of animals can you take on a plane?<br />Ever been attacked by sick vultures?<br />Only if your plate was NULL!!<br />How many phones do you need to play Pokemon GO?<br />Hear The Tale of "The Women and the Cucumber!"  <br />It's a kind of love story!<br />And Finally...<br />TV Head Leaves TV's!!<br /><br />Don't worry we're still finding them weird stories!!<br />Have Fun and Enjoy!<br /><br />J.T. Cross and Jeffrey Eyed]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18882321</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2019 22:45:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18882321/news_august_16th.mp3" length="15379960" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, we got more!  Such as...............
What kind of animals can you take on a plane?
Ever been attacked by sick vultures?
Only if your plate was NULL!!
How many phones do you need to play Pokemon GO?
Hear The Tale of "The Women and the Cucumber!"...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, we got more!  Such as...............<br />What kind of animals can you take on a plane?<br />Ever been attacked by sick vultures?<br />Only if your plate was NULL!!<br />How many phones do you need to play Pokemon GO?<br />Hear The Tale of "The Women and the Cucumber!"  <br />It's a kind of love story!<br />And Finally...<br />TV Head Leaves TV's!!<br /><br />Don't worry we're still finding them weird stories!!<br />Have Fun and Enjoy!<br /><br />J.T. Cross and Jeffrey Eyed]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1282</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>crazy,cross,eyed,fun,funny,jeffrey,jeffreyeyed,jt,jtcross,n,news,rediculous,stupid,weird,what,what?,why,why?,wild,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Man Blames Horse for Break-In, Octopus Selfie Attack, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/man-blames-horse-for-break-in-octopus-selfie-attack-and-more--18830698</link><description><![CDATA[Another Week, Another Opportunity to Share the Weird World News We've Found and Heard About!<br />Florida Man Ha Ha...... Need we say more!<br />Florida Women's Toilet Explodes! - Ouch<br />Cleveland Bank Robber! - Put the Money in the Hat Bag FooL!<br />Man almost loses a shoe box full of cash! - Lucky Guy<br />Is basketball player DJ Cooper pregnant? - Huh?<br />Let's put an Octopus on my face for this Selfie! - Say Cheese<br />Ohio man with sick fetish! - Yuck!<br /><br />This is what we found this week!!<br />Have Fun and Enjoy!<br /><br />J.T. Cross, Jeffrey Eyed<br />Jordan, and Joe Roh!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18830698</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Aug 2019 22:45:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18830698/news_august_9th.mp3" length="14533593" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Another Week, Another Opportunity to Share the Weird World News We've Found and Heard About!
Florida Man Ha Ha...... Need we say more!
Florida Women's Toilet Explodes! - Ouch
Cleveland Bank Robber! - Put the Money in the Hat Bag FooL!
Man almost loses...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Another Week, Another Opportunity to Share the Weird World News We've Found and Heard About!<br />Florida Man Ha Ha...... Need we say more!<br />Florida Women's Toilet Explodes! - Ouch<br />Cleveland Bank Robber! - Put the Money in the Hat Bag FooL!<br />Man almost loses a shoe box full of cash! - Lucky Guy<br />Is basketball player DJ Cooper pregnant? - Huh?<br />Let's put an Octopus on my face for this Selfie! - Say Cheese<br />Ohio man with sick fetish! - Yuck!<br /><br />This is what we found this week!!<br />Have Fun and Enjoy!<br /><br />J.T. Cross, Jeffrey Eyed<br />Jordan, and Joe Roh!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1212</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blames,crosseyed,crossneyed,dashndash,explodes,florida,funny,funnynews,horse,jeffreyeyed,joeroh,jtcross,laugh,laughs,man,news,strange,toilet,weird,weirdworldnews</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Suspect Fart, Walks into Window Lady Sues, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-suspect-fart-walks-into-window-lady-sues-and-more--18767364</link><description><![CDATA[More Weird News Stories to Share with You!!<br />Have you heard of the birds getting freaky on the pole?<br />How about a Fart that breaks the case?<br />Heavy Metal Knitting? Over 100 Goats?<br />How about Abduction Insurance?<br /><br />If You Answered Yes or No to Any of These Questions....Check Out This Video!<br /><br />Have Fun and Enjoy!<br /><br />J.T. Cross, Jeffrey Eyed, <br />and Dash N Dash<br /><br />Our Social Media:<br />Instagram - <a href="https://www.instagram.com/crossneyed/" rel="noopener">https://www.instagram.com/crossneyed/</a><br />Facebook - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/CrossNEyed/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/CrossNEyed/</a><br />Twitter - <a href="https://twitter.com/CrossNEyed1?s=03" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/CrossNEyed1?s=03</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18767364</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2019 22:45:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18767364/news_august_2nd.mp3" length="15866778" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>More Weird News Stories to Share with You!!
Have you heard of the birds getting freaky on the pole?
How about a Fart that breaks the case?
Heavy Metal Knitting? Over 100 Goats?
How about Abduction Insurance?

If You Answered Yes or No to Any of These...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[More Weird News Stories to Share with You!!<br />Have you heard of the birds getting freaky on the pole?<br />How about a Fart that breaks the case?<br />Heavy Metal Knitting? Over 100 Goats?<br />How about Abduction Insurance?<br /><br />If You Answered Yes or No to Any of These Questions....Check Out This Video!<br /><br />Have Fun and Enjoy!<br /><br />J.T. Cross, Jeffrey Eyed, <br />and Dash N Dash<br /><br />Our Social Media:<br />Instagram - <a href="https://www.instagram.com/crossneyed/" rel="noopener">https://www.instagram.com/crossneyed/</a><br />Facebook - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/CrossNEyed/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/CrossNEyed/</a><br />Twitter - <a href="https://twitter.com/CrossNEyed1?s=03" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/CrossNEyed1?s=03</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1323</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>crosseyed,cross-n-eyed,dashndash,fart,jeffreyeyed,jtcross,lady,news,sues,suspect,weird,weirdnews,weirdworldnews</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Man Arrested Trying to Avoid Sex with Girlfriend, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/man-arrested-trying-to-avoid-sex-with-girlfriend-and-more--18702566</link><description><![CDATA[This week we talk about A Guinness World Record attempt, what NOT to do if you have a burnt out tail light, meth gators, dinosaur racing, and a plea from the Braintree Police!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18702566</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2019 22:45:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18702566/podcast_july_26th.mp3" length="9595510" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we talk about A Guinness World Record attempt, what NOT to do if you have a burnt out tail light, meth gators, dinosaur racing, and a plea from the Braintree Police!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we talk about A Guinness World Record attempt, what NOT to do if you have a burnt out tail light, meth gators, dinosaur racing, and a plea from the Braintree Police!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>800</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>animals,braintree,cross,cross-n-eyed,dashndash,drugs,eyed,jeffrey,jeffreyeyed,jt,jtcross,on,police,sits,toilet</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Toupee Smuggler, Louisiana Going Under, and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/toupee-smuggler-louisiana-going-under-and-more--18663864</link><description><![CDATA[Toupee Smuggler if you don't laugh you have no funny bone.<br />Louisiana Going Under is a wild concept.<br />And More so Tune In.........]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18663864</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jul 2019 01:53:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18663864/news_july_19th_for_podcast.mp3" length="5777139" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Toupee Smuggler if you don't laugh you have no funny bone.
Louisiana Going Under is a wild concept.
And More so Tune In.........</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Toupee Smuggler if you don't laugh you have no funny bone.<br />Louisiana Going Under is a wild concept.<br />And More so Tune In.........]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>482</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cross,crossneyed,eyed,jeffrey,jeffreyeyed,jt,jtcross,louisiana,news,sinking,smuggler,toupee,weird,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Atlanta Money Truck and More</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/atlanta-money-truck-and-more--18831003</link><description><![CDATA[Have you heard about the Atlanta Money Truck incident, Uber Helicopter ride, or Bad Parenting Choices?<br /><br />Tune in for the best of all that!<br />On Cross-N-Eyed's Weird World News!<br /><br />Have Fun and Enjoy!<br /><br />J.T. Cross and Jeffrey Eyed]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18831003</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jul 2019 01:04:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18831003/mid_july_2.mp3" length="7801838" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Have you heard about the Atlanta Money Truck incident, Uber Helicopter ride, or Bad Parenting Choices?

Tune in for the best of all that!
On Cross-N-Eyed's Weird World News!

Have Fun and Enjoy!

J.T. Cross and Jeffrey Eyed</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Have you heard about the Atlanta Money Truck incident, Uber Helicopter ride, or Bad Parenting Choices?<br /><br />Tune in for the best of all that!<br />On Cross-N-Eyed's Weird World News!<br /><br />Have Fun and Enjoy!<br /><br />J.T. Cross and Jeffrey Eyed]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>651</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Matthew Williams Biting Dogs and Belle Delphine's Bath Water</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/matthew-williams-biting-dogs-and-belle-delphine-s-bath-water--18831137</link><description><![CDATA[We always seem to come across News articles and video's that make us laugh so we want to share them with you.<br /><br />There are many knuckleheads, funny, or weird stories we hear about. So we like to discuss it a bit further to make sense of all the crazy's in this Mad World!<br /><br />In this case: Matthew Williams from New Hampshire, and Belle Delphine from the UK!<br /><br />Have Fun and Enjoy!<br /><br />J.T. Cross and Jeffrey Eyed]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18831137</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jul 2019 01:18:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18831137/news_july_1.mp3" length="6437305" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Cross-N-Eyed</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We always seem to come across News articles and video's that make us laugh so we want to share them with you.

There are many knuckleheads, funny, or weird stories we hear about. So we like to discuss it a bit further to make sense of all the crazy's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We always seem to come across News articles and video's that make us laugh so we want to share them with you.<br /><br />There are many knuckleheads, funny, or weird stories we hear about. So we like to discuss it a bit further to make sense of all the crazy's in this Mad World!<br /><br />In this case: Matthew Williams from New Hampshire, and Belle Delphine from the UK!<br /><br />Have Fun and Enjoy!<br /><br />J.T. Cross and Jeffrey Eyed]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>537</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bb9273c46963480b06a548a2a730f0b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
