http://www.screamgirlsquad.comenTV & FilmCopyright Scream Girl Squadhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e559d40d9a7a986cc0964aa44425d552.jpghttp://www.screamgirlsquad.comFri, 27 Sep 2024 10:31:48 +0000Scream Girl SquadScream Girl Squadscreamgirlsquad@gmail.comMurder! Mayhem! Monsters! Hosts Jill and Caryn rely on their lifelong friendship and an abundance of snacks to survive the wide world of horror. They cover the good, the bad, and the in-between (because sometimes the worst movies are the best ones).cleanepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scream-girl-squad-30-the-velocipastor-2017-review--53770246
The VelociPastor (2017)
Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut M&Ms
Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Velocipastors
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53770246Tue, 09 May 2023 14:00:02 +0000Scream Girl SquadTHEY’RE BACK! The besties reunite to watch and review a movie they’ve been saving just for you: THE VELOCIPASTOR. The VelociPastor (2017) Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut M&Ms Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Velocipastors
The VelociPastor (2017)
Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut M&Ms
Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Velocipastors
]]>3712film,horror,movie,recap,review,scaryclean30fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scream-girl-squad-29-black-friday-2021-review--47730245
Black Friday (2021)

Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Vegan Vietnamese Shrimp
Fright Rating: 0.5 (out of 5) Sticky-Hand Mouth Zombies]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47730245Wed, 01 Dec 2021 15:00:02 +0000Scream Girl SquadAs if they need any more reasons to careen down memory lane, Jill and Caryn watch their old crush Devon Sawa kick zombie butt in BLACK FRIDAY. Black Friday (2021) Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Vegan Vietnamese Shrimp Fright Rating: 0.5 (out of 5)...
Black Friday (2021)

Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Vegan Vietnamese Shrimp
Fright Rating: 0.5 (out of 5) Sticky-Hand Mouth Zombies]]>4010film,horror,movie,recap,review,scarycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scream-girl-squad-28-killer-sofa-2019-review--47563210
Killer Sofa (2019)

Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Sushi Rolls
Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Killer Sofas]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47563210Mon, 22 Nov 2021 15:00:01 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill and Caryn recap and review a movie called KILLER SOFA, and doesn't that just say it all? Killer Sofa (2019) Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Sushi Rolls Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Killer Sofas
Killer Sofa (2019)

Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Sushi Rolls
Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Killer Sofas]]>4422funny,horror,movie,reviewcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scream-girl-squad-27-no-one-gets-out-alive-2021-review--47251469
Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Cream Cheese Wontons
Fright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Glowy-Eyed Ghosts]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47251469Mon, 01 Nov 2021 14:00:15 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill and Caryn win Netflix Roulette then recap and review NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE (2021). Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Cream Cheese Wontons Fright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Glowy-Eyed Ghosts
Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Cream Cheese Wontons
Fright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Glowy-Eyed Ghosts]]>3913film,horror,movie,reviewcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scream-girl-squad-26-when-a-stranger-calls-1979-review--47134330
Fun Rating: 3.5 (out of 5) mini Milky Way bars
Fright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Curt Duncans]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47134330Mon, 25 Oct 2021 14:00:17 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill, Caryn, and a very stubborn microphone recap and review the classic thriller WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (1979), the film which inspired the iconic opening for SCREAM. Sure, they might be biased because the main character has Jill’s name, but either...
Fun Rating: 3.5 (out of 5) mini Milky Way bars
Fright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Curt Duncans]]>3640film,horror,movie,review,scarycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scream-girl-squad-25-scream-1997-review--47021213
Fun Rating: 5 (out of 5) Crumbl Cookies
Fright Rating: 3 or 0 (out of 5) Ghostfaces, depending on when you ask]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47021213Mon, 18 Oct 2021 15:00:06 +0000Scream Girl SquadThey're back! Jill and Caryn return with one of their favorite slasher horror classics, SCREAM (1997). Fun Rating: 5 (out of 5) Crumbl Cookies Fright Rating: 3 or 0 (out of 5) Ghostfaces, depending on when you ask
Fun Rating: 5 (out of 5) Crumbl Cookies
Fright Rating: 3 or 0 (out of 5) Ghostfaces, depending on when you ask]]>4271film,horror,movie,review,scary,screamcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/24-dont-knock-twice--23272880
Don't Knock Twice (2016)
Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Orange Fantas
Fright Rating: 3 (out of 5) Demon Ladies
Watch it with: Somebody who won't punch you (or themselves) at the excellent jump scares.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23272880Fri, 28 Feb 2020 15:00:17 +0000Scream Girl SquadSome fantastic scares and too much orange soda make it hard for Jill to concentrate on reviewing DON'T KNOCK TWICE (2016; Red & Black Films, Seymour Films). Caryn makes minimal attempts to rein in her co-host and accidentally pranks her husband....
Don't Knock Twice (2016)
Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Orange Fantas
Fright Rating: 3 (out of 5) Demon Ladies
Watch it with: Somebody who won't punch you (or themselves) at the excellent jump scares.]]>4245film,horror,katee,movie,review,sackhoff,scarycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/23-the-final-girls--23038786
The Final Girls (2015)
Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut Butter Eggs
Fright Rating: 1 (out of 5) Machete-Wielding Guy
Watch it with: Basically anyone who loves 80s horror; this is fantastically fun and appropriate for most audiences.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23038786Fri, 21 Feb 2020 18:05:42 +0000Scream Girl SquadOur hosts are utterly delighted by THE FINAL GIRLS (2015; Groundswell Productions, Studio Solutions, Ulterior Productions), but wish their mushroom pizza had been half as good as the movie. The Final Girls (2015) Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut...
The Final Girls (2015)
Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut Butter Eggs
Fright Rating: 1 (out of 5) Machete-Wielding Guy
Watch it with: Basically anyone who loves 80s horror; this is fantastically fun and appropriate for most audiences.]]>3858cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/22-doctor-sleep--22468053
BOOK SPOILERS WARNING: As per usual, the spoilers section of this episode spoils the ending of the movie, but Caryn also spoils many differences from the book. (She can't help it - she gets wound up and just starts ranting.)

Doctor Sleep (2019)
Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Pink Frosted Sugar Cookies
Fright Rating: 2 (out of 5) Naked Bathtub Ladies
Watch it with: Folks who have seen the 1980 Stanley Kubrick version of "The Shining" so they can appreciate all the amazing callbacks and references.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22468053Fri, 07 Feb 2020 15:00:13 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill and Caryn are finally able to watch the adaptation of one of Caryn's favorite books: DOCTOR SLEEP (2019; Warner Bros., Intrepid Pictures, Vertigo Entertainment). They're not sure what they enjoyed more, their dinner or the movie, so they talk at...
BOOK SPOILERS WARNING: As per usual, the spoilers section of this episode spoils the ending of the movie, but Caryn also spoils many differences from the book. (She can't help it - she gets wound up and just starts ranting.)

Doctor Sleep (2019)
Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Pink Frosted Sugar Cookies
Fright Rating: 2 (out of 5) Naked Bathtub Ladies
Watch it with: Folks who have seen the 1980 Stanley Kubrick version of "The Shining" so they can appreciate all the amazing callbacks and references.]]>5343cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/21-hell-fest--22258638
Hell Fest (2018)

Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Jolly Rancher Jelly Hearts
Fright Rating: 1.5 (out of 5) Scary Masks
Watch it with: A big group of people who know how to make the most out of silly slasher flicks.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22258638Fri, 31 Jan 2020 15:00:02 +0000Scream Girl SquadSugared up and in the mood for a modern slasher, our hosts watch HELL FEST (2018; Tucker Tooley Entertainment, Ingenuity Studios (visual effects), Valhalla Motion Pictures). Jill finds it impossible to say the word “metal,” and Caryn finds it...
Hell Fest (2018)

Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Jolly Rancher Jelly Hearts
Fright Rating: 1.5 (out of 5) Scary Masks
Watch it with: A big group of people who know how to make the most out of silly slasher flicks.]]>4240film,horror,movie,recap,review,scarycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/20-polaroid--21938177
Polaroid (2019)

Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Crumbl Cookies
Fright Rating: 2 (out of 5) Haunted Polaroid Cameras
Watch it with: The same friends you watched Scream with back in the day, so you can fully appreciate the opening.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21938177Fri, 24 Jan 2020 15:00:12 +0000Scream Girl SquadAfter waiting a long time for it to be released, Jill and Caryn are finally able to watch POLAROID (2019; Dimension Films, BenderSpink, Eldorado Film, Vertigo Entertainment). For some reason, our hosts feel quite a bit of singing is necessary to...
Polaroid (2019)

Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Crumbl Cookies
Fright Rating: 2 (out of 5) Haunted Polaroid Cameras
Watch it with: The same friends you watched Scream with back in the day, so you can fully appreciate the opening.]]>4765film,horror,movie,polaroid,review,scarycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/19-the-hole-in-the-ground--21531042
The Hole in the Ground (2019)
Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Slices of Cheesecake
Fright Rating: 3 (out of 5) Holes in the Woods
Watch it with: People who enjoy unraveling a mystery along with a healthy dose of creepiness.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21531042Fri, 10 Jan 2020 15:00:19 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill and Caryn kick off 2020 with THE HOLE IN THE GROUND (2019; Savage Productions, Bankside Films, Head Gear Films, Metrol Technology, Wrong Men North). We had to cut out over 10 full minutes of laughing at stupid jokes about holes, but we left you...
The Hole in the Ground (2019)
Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Slices of Cheesecake
Fright Rating: 3 (out of 5) Holes in the Woods
Watch it with: People who enjoy unraveling a mystery along with a healthy dose of creepiness.]]>4615cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/18-anna-and-the-apocalypse--20910259https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20910259Fri, 20 Dec 2019 15:00:07 +0000Scream Girl SquadIn search of some holiday horror goodness, Jill and Caryn watch ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2017; Blazing Griffin, Parkhouse Pictures, Creative Scotland, Black Camel Pictures). We discover that the magic combination for getting both hosts on soapboxes at...4688christmas,film,horror,movie,review,scarycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/17-wait-until-dark--20687694https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20687694Fri, 13 Dec 2019 15:00:20 +0000Scream Girl SquadIn our first official "listener request" episode, Jill and Caryn recap and review the classic film, WAIT UNTIL DARK (1967; Warner Bros.). They disagree on how scary it is, but agree that Roat is an epic villain worth watching again and again.5388alan,arkin,audrey,hepburn,horror,movies,recap,review,scarycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/16-scary-stories-to-tell-in-the-dark--20182843https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20182843Fri, 22 Nov 2019 15:00:10 +0000Scream Girl SquadOur hosts are perhaps too eager to discuss various bodily functions as they review SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK, the film that brought to life some of the creepy stories that traumatized them in their younger days.5185cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/15-annabelle-comes-home--20029435https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20029435Fri, 15 Nov 2019 15:00:11 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill and Caryn catch the latest entry in one of their favorite horror film franchises with ANNABELLE COMES HOME (2019). Jill loves the soundtrack so much that she pulls a Patrick Wilson and sings part of it.6104cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/14-little-monsters-2019--19794691https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19794691Fri, 01 Nov 2019 14:00:14 +0000Scream Girl SquadOur hosts find an unexpectedly entertaining gem in Hulu's LITTLE MONSTERS (2019; Made Up Stories, Protagonist Pictures, Snoot Entertainment). They laughed all the way through this zombie comedy and all the way through the review.4313cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/13-the-haunting-1999--19671357https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19671357Fri, 25 Oct 2019 14:00:04 +0000Scream Girl SquadContinuing their marathon, Jill and Caryn watch THE HAUNTING (1999; DreamWorks presents, Roth-Arnold Productions). Their opinions on the movie's fun rating differ more than ever before, and Jill figures out the secret to loving a not-great movie for life.6254cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/12-the-haunting-1963--19537291https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19537291Fri, 18 Oct 2019 14:00:19 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill and Caryn compare and contrast the 1963 version of THE HAUNTING (An Argyle Enterprises Production) with the Shirley Jackson novel on which it was based, "The Haunting of Hill House." It's a little hard to focus with that handsome Dr. Markway...6235cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/11-darkness-falls--19453972https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19453972Fri, 11 Oct 2019 14:00:13 +0000Scream Girl SquadOur hosts finally record their love letter to DARKNESS FALLS (2003; Revolution Studios, Distant Corners, Blue Star) by recapping, reviewing, and shredding apart one of their all-time favorite horror movies while revealing that neither one is very good...5340cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/10-it-chapter-two--19346220https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19346220Fri, 04 Oct 2019 14:00:13 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill and Caryn climb way up on a soapbox to talk about proper movie theater etiquette before diving into IT: CHAPTER TWO (2019; KatzSmith Productions, Lin Pictures, New Line Cinema, Rideback, Vertigo Entertainment) for an in-depth review and analysis.6513cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/9-don-t-be-afraid-of-the-dark--19252185https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19252185Fri, 27 Sep 2019 14:00:16 +0000Scream Girl SquadUp too late and full of sugar, Jill and Caryn review DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK (2010; Miramax (presents), FilmDistrict (in association with), Necropia, Gran Via, Tequila Gang) between bouts of giggles and memories of better Guy Pierce movies.4673cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/8-unfriended-dark-web--19158727https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19158727Fri, 20 Sep 2019 14:00:15 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill’s voice is adorably but painfully croaky, so the task of recapping UNFRIENDED: DARK WEB (2018; Bazelevs Production, Blumhouse Productions) falls to Caryn. Our hosts try to figure out exactly how the dark web works (surprise! they have no idea!)...4499cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/7-it-2017--19012365https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19012365Fri, 06 Sep 2019 14:00:08 +0000Scream Girl SquadIn preparation for the second chapter of IT, Jill and Caryn re-watch and review IT (2017; New Line Cinema (presents), RatPac-Dune Entertainment (in association with), Vertigo Entertainment, Lin Pictures, KatzSmith Productions). It's a story they're...6068cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/6-ready-or-not--18954961https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18954961Fri, 30 Aug 2019 14:00:20 +0000Scream Girl SquadThe lure of READY OR NOT (2019; Mythology Entertainment, Vinson Films) is too much to resist, so in a Scream Girl Squad first, Jill and Caryn go to an actual movie theater and review a brand-new film. Our hosts are enamored with the cast, and Jill...4107cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/5-school-spirit--18883694https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18883694Fri, 23 Aug 2019 14:00:12 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill and Caryn pay the price on a bad gamble with School Spirit (2019; Blumhouse Television, "Into the Dark" Episode 11) and end up reminiscing about their own school misadventures, as per usual.3362cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/4-the-curse-of-la-llorona--18837965https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18837965Fri, 16 Aug 2019 19:35:57 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill and Caryn recap and review the modern take on a classic Mexican horror story, The Curse of La Llorona (2019; Atomic Monster, New Line Cinema). Jill flexes her IMDB muscles and Caryn gets nuts with background theories.4544cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/3-thirteen-ghosts-2001--18717249https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18717249Sat, 03 Aug 2019 23:48:25 +0000Scream Girl SquadNostalgia gets the better of Jill and Caryn, prompting them to re-watch and review Thirteen Ghosts (2001; Warner Bros., Columbia Pictures, Dark Castle Entertainment, 13 Ghosts Productions Canada Inc.). The realization that this film is 18 years old...3506cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/2-stranger-things-season-3--18644708https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18644708Fri, 26 Jul 2019 06:05:37 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill and Caryn beat the summer heat by recapping and reviewing season three of Stranger Things (Netflix, 21 Laps Entertainment, Monkey Massacre) and remembering the many ways they managed to muck up their early romances.4382cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bonus-episode-truth-or-dare--18577526https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18577526Thu, 18 Jul 2019 04:12:59 +0000Scream Girl SquadJill and Caryn review "Truth or Dare" (2018, Blumhouse Productions) and worry they're each hiding giant, life-altering secrets from each other. Also discussed: upcoming horror releases, the increasing attractiveness of beards and chest hair, and why...1470cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/1-pet-sematary-2019--18577524https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18577524Thu, 18 Jul 2019 04:11:24 +0000Scream Girl SquadIn the first official episode of Scream Girl Squad, Jill, Caryn, and Caryn's cats review Pet Sematary (2019, Alphaville Films, Di Bonaventura Pictures, Paramount Pictures, Room 101) and only mis-pronounce John Lithgow's name 86 times.3711cleanfull