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Chris's album, "Adult Child of Child Parents" is available through Helium Records, and can be streamed or purchased wherever you listen to comedy.]]>enComedy2018https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dd8efe764c4298b63cbe08ed5df502b7.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/impolite-companyThu, 22 Jun 2023 19:32:48 +0000Chris CyrImpolite Company, LLCimpolitestl@gmail.comA daily look into the mind of a mid-level stand up comic in the midwest. Often featuring conversations with other comics on the St. Louis scene, ranging from a first year open miccer to headliners. No topic is off limits, even those considered too...
Chris's album, "Adult Child of Child Parents" is available through Helium Records, and can be streamed or purchased wherever you listen to comedy.]]>yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/chris-fixes-student-loans-and-insults-ha Our theme music is by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their music on Amazon and wherever else to you listen to good stuff.
Find out more info about Chris Cyr, including links to his album, at http://www.christophercyr.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>cd687b48-dd1a-42cd-9acd-5a13e0fcb068Thu, 22 Jun 2023 17:35:03 +0000Chris CyrImpolite Company host, Chris Cyr, meant to talk about multiple subjects, but got carried away talking about how he'd fix the student loan crisis, while also talking about the idiotic notion of fairness that too many people in this country cling to as... Our theme music is by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their music on Amazon and wherever else to you listen to good stuff.
Find out more info about Chris Cyr, including links to his album, at http://www.christophercyr.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2742yes3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/actual-ketamine-and-joe-biden-impolite-c
--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>5c62a1ec-c04a-4eb6-990f-3fd92a79e0a3Thu, 04 May 2023 23:33:32 +0000Chris CyrIn this episode of Impolite Company, Chris reacts to completely unsurprising new from the political world this week about Joe Biden. Amazon currently has more than 500 books on SLOT MACHINE STRATEGY available for digital download. Too much information...
--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2792yes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/twenty-four-hours-impolite-company-04032https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2724acfe-f8cf-4c46-a884-1be90f80c573Tue, 04 Apr 2023 03:24:40 +0000Chris CyrThe Twenty Four hour culture is going extinct, and nowhere is that more evident than the drive through line of your local Taco Bell. The combination of COVID, the rise of the gig (scam) economy, and the Taco Bell's general terribleness as an employer,...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2759yes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/war-pigshttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>704b1fa4-8e6f-43f4-bac2-e919f1f7aac4Mon, 07 Mar 2022 11:14:22 +0000Chris CyrAs spring springs, host Chris Cyr is surprised to have to be talking about war.  There probably won't be a massive nuclear launch.  The Sopranos make for good analogies for talking about global politics.  Chris proves he owns the CIA Fact Book for the...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2922yes301fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/bone-and-cone Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>d1da856f-0f56-47d2-bd07-620c4b2a0f16Fri, 16 Jul 2021 07:16:50 +0000Chris CyrWe are a culture full of morons who buy exploding Teslas, refuse lifesaving vaccines, think eating a Kit Kat the "wrong way" is a punchable offense, and refuse to zipper merge because someone else might get somewhere 10 seconds before us.  Also, Chris... Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3573yes46fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/cinnamon-toast-shrimp-and-the-tyranny-ofSpotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>36af52d4-b931-4ffe-89da-67cd02ce4c3aWed, 24 Mar 2021 11:57:59 +0000Chris CyrWhy are you letting Zuckerberg attack your psyche each morning by pelting you with memories of the past year?  Isn't there a rule against a band playing Pearl Jam's "Black" at a paid gig? Should potential editors of magazines really be held liable for...Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2377yes45fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-a-caveman-i Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>8755d7d6-8e67-4f14-aa7d-5b8a998e3ba5Wed, 03 Mar 2021 00:46:05 +0000Chris CyrIn this episode of Impolite Company, Chris compares CPAC to way better conventions he's attended.  Apparently, the CPAC costumes are way worse.  He wonders if Reagan and Rush Limbaugh are burning in Hell together.  Also, an explanation for how... Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2784yes44fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/you-don-t-smash-a-lot-of-guitars-in-adul --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>bac88648-07f9-4b38-a3c8-1b935512cde4Mon, 08 Feb 2021 17:29:01 +0000Chris CyrThe pandemic continues, but that doesn't stop a significant part of the internet from being outraged by Phoebe Bridgers' appearance on SNL.  Impolite host, Chris Cyr, wonders what those people would do if they saw someone bite the head off of a bat?... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3250yes43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/oops-thatd-be-authoritarianismSpotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>8f2d151f-0ec1-47e6-b09f-294fdbca0f5dWed, 03 Feb 2021 22:19:35 +0000Chris CyrOn today's Impolite Company, in the course of talking about the crazy blonde congresswoman who thinks Pizzagate was real, Chris wonders if there's a way for society to objectively identify people too stupid to be allowed to have opinions, and then...Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2722yes42fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/what-do-people-even-talk-about-these-daySpotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>8d09a283-4e03-479a-9517-f54bf2851001Wed, 27 Jan 2021 16:48:46 +0000Chris CyrOn the agenda are American politics and the failed right wing insurrection.  He wonders why conservatives of different stripes will hug each other tightly regardless of how much they disagree, whereas liberals and progressives will re-enact the fight...Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3734yes41fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-a-roman-wilderness-ofSpotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>de0620d2-1240-48a0-922e-189931676e17Sat, 14 Nov 2020 10:19:57 +0000Chris CyrImpolite Host, Chris Cyr, is alone in his hotel in Vegas which he admits, feels weird. He's there competing in the World Series of Comedy (He did not win.) He also just doesn't get Vegas.  Maybe people who love Vegas should just try harder to not be...Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2225yes315fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-they-yearn-for-what-tWorld Series of Comedy Top 101 contestant, and St. Louis comedy regular, Rich Braun.  They discuss the 15th century Catholic Church, food trucks, Northern Exposure, and a lot more.  Quick note: Chris Cyr's political views are his own and do not reflect the views of his guests, no matter how much he wants them to. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>ede4aba2-4f76-4c9e-88ba-f4ce221afb4dTue, 10 Nov 2020 12:38:13 +0000Chris CyrIn the afterglow of the US Presidential election, Chris worries that Donald Trump will hold on to power one day too long.  He also explains an uncharitable thing he said about Rush Limbaugh.  Then he doubles down on what he said.  Because, eff Rush...World Series of Comedy Top 101 contestant, and St. Louis comedy regular, Rich Braun.  They discuss the 15th century Catholic Church, food trucks, Northern Exposure, and a lot more.  Quick note: Chris Cyr's political views are his own and do not reflect the views of his guests, no matter how much he wants them to. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3746yes314fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-unwearied-still-loverCasually Mollie" available wherever you get your podcasts. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>4305c0fa-2933-4e7f-a67c-d53575cb80dfSun, 25 Oct 2020 04:47:08 +0000Chris CyrMollie Amburgey joins host Chris Cyr on Impolite Company for this episode's edition of "Who's Effing?".  But first, a sketch about hunting a mythical creature we keep hearing about on CNN.   Keep up with Mollie through her podcast,...Casually Mollie" available wherever you get your podcasts. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>4471yes314fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-the-shrunk-earth-shalTwitter (he's changed his handle since we recorded this.  Also, go support his roommate's excellent restaurant Tiny Chef.  You'll be glad you did. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company
--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>f79e54b3-7a2f-4e46-90ac-00e75a487cfcFri, 09 Oct 2020 07:45:35 +0000Chris CyrA quick update on some local shows in the St. Louis area.  Host, Chris Cyr, wonders if political debates are even worth the time.  And, St. Louis comic, Justin Luke, joins us for "Who's Effing?" with an interview recorded back in May. Follow Justin on...Twitter (he's changed his handle since we recorded this.  Also, go support his roommate's excellent restaurant Tiny Chef.  You'll be glad you did. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company
--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2698yes313fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-between-the-conceptioSpotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>f1c4a30d-7c8c-4c4e-af41-2487c12bd7f4Sat, 27 Jun 2020 03:08:52 +0000Chris CyrFrom our series of interviews recorded during quarantine, St. Louis comic, Kate Barton is the guest during our new favorite segment, "Who's Fucking?"  Chris and Kate talk about cucumber sandwiches, spittle, and elevators.  During the intro, Chris...Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2418yes312fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-mad-eyed-from-statinghttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>4c285cae-f5af-4d47-92c5-c5685e9be200Sat, 23 May 2020 09:20:28 +0000Chris CyrThe first in a series featuring our new segment, "Who's F@*%ing?"  Chris interviews Ellen Doyle, a traveling comic who's sheltering in Pennsylvania.  The two discuss everything from dating apps, to the best review Ellen's ever received from an...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3106yes310fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-the-broken-jaw-of-ourhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>9a8efae4-db64-4a6f-811d-cfdd25f8db00Fri, 15 May 2020 09:50:15 +0000Chris CyrIt's one of those ranty kind of nights where Chris watched too much CNN.  The target of his ire?  Armed protesters in Michigan and elsewhere, the militia guarding an angry barber, pickup driving rednecks who murdered a man, and a rampaging herd of 200...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>1917yes39fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-i-hold-with-those-whohttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>a372765e-ebd4-4a1f-b68f-0b180272dd7dTue, 05 May 2020 09:07:19 +0000Chris CyrA dead cat. Survivalists. Phone sex.  Not all part of the same story.  Today's quarantine episode of Impolite Company has something for everyone. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/supporthttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2138yes38fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-money-laund --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>cd9dd4eabb7342bb83dee9964cd3aa43Sat, 25 Apr 2020 05:30:31 +0000Chris CyrIn this episode of Impolite Company from March 19, 2019, Chris gives step by step money laundering instructions for your pot dispensary, since banks are reluctant to open accounts for your new business.  The real purpose of the puzzles boxes from... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3193yes37fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-coffins-stood-round-lhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3fb1dc0b-6dda-4d22-b825-c7de0d60e462Fri, 17 Apr 2020 09:08:03 +0000Chris CyrFrom the stasis of quarantine, Chris Cyr gives you the top 10 ways you can prove yourself useful to future aliens who happen to thaw you out in hopes of learning something about the human race.  Also, buy a shop vac.   It's Impolite Company time! ---...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2461clean36fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-terror-in-a-handful-ohttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>c9fd9768-308e-477c-a98d-6dc0ad2e6837Mon, 06 Apr 2020 07:06:30 +0000Chris Cyr#QuarantineLife continues as Chris mourns the loss of a staple of our existence, says good riddance to a terrible food vending method, and lets you know that it's perfectly okay to not learn a new skill right now. --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2046yes35fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-mcdonalds-ladyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>c86d171e1c65418b816d4fc4dd27a740Sun, 05 Apr 2020 02:26:06 +0000Chris CyrNew episode coming up tomorrow. For now, enjoy this classic Impolite episode where Chris wonders why the woman at McDonald's quit mid-order.  Listeners give some of their worst work experiences. --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3135yes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-slouching-towards-bethttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>1ef756ba-a29c-43ee-8a0f-33e9f555ebc1Wed, 25 Mar 2020 20:46:50 +0000Chris CyrWe're homing in on the right settings for this home podcasting thing during quarantine.  Hopefully the days of studio casting will be upon us before too long. Chris talks about working from home, some weird conspiracy, and then tells another of his...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>1721yes34fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-look-upon-my-works-anhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>333ab677-c5ca-4058-9729-a1ecf02aa8a8Mon, 23 Mar 2020 09:35:08 +0000Chris CyrKenny Rogers is dead.  That's not cool.  Chris recalls some inappropriate childhood moments, along with some sweet moments involving "The Gambler."  Who bought all of the Nintendo Switches?  St. Louis locks down at 6:00 p.m. on Monday 3/23/2020....https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2084yes33fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilence-ring-around-the-rosiehttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>e1ba623e-7e1d-48d2-8d65-502b0a9c9e52Fri, 20 Mar 2020 23:54:14 +0000Chris CyrThe semi-quarantine continues as Chris talks about praying to both Prince and Les Paul, why old people love him, and licking people with face masks?  We don't know.  He just talks and weird stuff comes out.  If you know, then you know. --- Support...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>1651cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/days-of-pestilencehttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2b73da03-1f9f-4561-8fb5-3dc0f5e61fcdThu, 19 Mar 2020 10:27:55 +0000Chris CyrAfter a long hiatus, Chris Cyr returns to the Impolite Company microphone, recording from the dining room table as he, and the rest of America, have been told to stay indoors and self isolate in order to not bring about an apocalypse.  The sound you...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>1772yes31fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-new-years-shttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>7797e8633fae46a68402edf9b1dfa668Wed, 19 Jun 2019 17:21:06 +0000Chris CyrChris makes the case for moving New Year's Day to the summer.  He rants about a lot of stuff. The late night crowd at his show this weekend hated him, which was awesome.  One more call for a revolution. --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3227yes58fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-lil-wu-tanghttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>7f5b2fef41fb4d3594bc0f541f15555bWed, 29 May 2019 15:38:23 +0000Chris CyrChris gives away three million dollar ideas on today's episode.  The best of which is a new children's series featuring the remaining members of the Wu Tang Clan.  He recounts his memorial day weekend, and complains about a car that needs to be...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3147yes56fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-hugh-jackmahttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>1f5db019d62e48c9966f8d3c31a5fd40Wed, 15 May 2019 18:48:22 +0000Chris CyrChris discusses Game of Thrones, insomnia, conspiracies, LSD, and good Christian values. Impolite Company is here to remind you, #NoGodsNoMasters --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/supporthttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3337yes55fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-your-moms-rhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>34ea0b7ac18d42e4b146daf3994c4aefWed, 08 May 2019 22:11:48 +0000Chris CyrBack from his trip to New York, Chris catches up with the audience, discusses NYC, Game of Thrones, Avengers, Illinois's recreational marijuana effort, and wants to know "Are we recording?" Welcome to Impolite Company! --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2655yes54fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-no-one-is-rhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>67c3114ca3934ad5b3e30ca44d83c360Tue, 16 Apr 2019 17:24:16 +0000Chris CyrChris wonders if he's ready to start the show. He can't work the coffeemaker in the studio.  He delivers a special pep talk for you about accomplishing your dreams. RIP Notre Dame cathedral. It's #NoGodsNoMastersNoChurches on today's Impolite...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3149yes53fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-bird-warshttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>322a043876c44af8878c2e97940bd00eTue, 09 Apr 2019 16:00:00 +0000Chris CyrChris is under siege from a pigeon who's nesting on his front porch. Will he survive this aggression? Who knows?  Exploding soup cans, weird house selling superstitions, and other topics all get blown off so he can spend more time on the bird. Listen...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3126yes52fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-singing-in-https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>9ae5d8b1b3444e8daff4a8a78e7e0ddcThu, 04 Apr 2019 23:44:55 +0000Chris CyrChris sings most of today's episode.  We don't mean that he sings on today's show, we mean he SINGS THE DAMN SHOW.  He assures us there were no drugs involved.  Most of the show involves, Joe Biden, and how "Biden: The Musical" is not going to be...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3285yes51fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-the-bustelohttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>65d0c140fa884258a986b29d884dbebfThu, 28 Mar 2019 21:25:47 +0000Chris CyrDo you have a "Go Bag?"  What is the weird thing people are going to find when you die, a coffee can full of your fingernail clippings?  R.I.P. coffee cans, in this age of plastic. Donald trump has an army of meth heads to protect him if he loses the...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3325yes50fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-so-i-boughthttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>ef69f34a08dd480089b0d101e11b997aTue, 26 Mar 2019 18:50:19 +0000Chris CyrIt's an abbreviated show today since Chris overslept.  But, it's a perfect time to let you know about the recent change at Chris's local doughnut shop.  The Mueller report is completed, and even though no one's read it, everyone's sure it supports...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2211yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-boycott-fishttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>9361903dc93946a8beb305fda71e4e4fThu, 21 Mar 2019 16:00:00 +0000Chris CyrChris Cyr wonders why liberals are starting to eat at ChicFillA again.  For that matter, why are they spending money on fish fries at churches across the country?  Also, a completely made up survey about the end of the world. --- Support this...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3462yes49fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-you-have-tohttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>7b0b5fd47fb5487f879dba16b065e02eTue, 19 Mar 2019 16:00:00 +0000Chris CyrDid you know that public transportation runs late as part of an organized conspiracy to increase the rate of fatal pneumonia in poor people? We did. Chris Cyr informs you on today's Impolite Company! --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3088yes48fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-tweeting-frhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>4204e63c644c4b1197767dd4fea5044aFri, 15 Mar 2019 00:48:20 +0000Chris CyrChris describes his experience with a sensory deprivation tank, wonders why his bank doesn't accept cash half the time, Panda Express people are loud, and how did we survive Facebook being down?  Get on Twitter and Get Ready for Today's Impolite...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3288yes47fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-john-wayne-https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>11c23bd2e811416d9371b5d4b1dcb13aWed, 20 Feb 2019 08:10:32 +0000Chris CyrAll we're saying is that if you're a dude and your buddy says "Hey, check this out!" you let him send you a pic.  Also, who, other than everyone, John Wayne was a racist homophobe? Toilet bowls full of foam. Snowstorms that may or may not come. And of...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3024yes45fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-valentines-https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3f7b03f27d8e4a609fef8ba9fe7fdaa8Fri, 15 Feb 2019 03:42:10 +0000Chris CyrHappy Valentine's Day from Impolite Company. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/supporthttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2661yes44fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-process-imphttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>464b6421bc9a4c188a89deb61d6b0e1fTue, 12 Feb 2019 10:19:00 +0000Chris CyrYeah, we don't even know where to begin.  A recent gig in rural Illinois has Chris concerned about vampires and cannibals.  He has tips for both.  It's a weird episode of Impolite Company! --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2410yes43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-i-was-basichttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>0b02618a18d043f3a481377032b2cdfaSat, 09 Feb 2019 20:16:10 +0000Chris CyrChris is certain he's a city kid through and through.  He recounts a time his car was broken into and reveals that he's much more efficient at breaking into cars, but doesn't explain how he knows that. Also, doughnuts. It's a deep dive on today's...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2878yes42fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-secrets-liehttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>0a58c0747ac24f44a32bd7a988991049Wed, 06 Feb 2019 11:00:00 +0000Chris CyrWe're not sure if Chris is ranting about Donald Trump and keeps getting distracted by Liam Neeson, or if he's ranting about Liam Neeson and keeps getting distracted by Donald Trump.  But, we can all agree that it'd have been a different week if Liam...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2738yes41fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-saturday-mohttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>8ae76da4202c4ef39d80e27ce99d1b7aFri, 01 Feb 2019 21:18:41 +0000Chris CyrIt's been a year! Chris discusses personal and creative growth, and tells a few jokes he wrote in his first year of comedy. The new DCU shows are fun. Also, if you purposefully use the wrong pronoun to address a person, you're an a-hole. That's a...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2711yes40fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-the-art-of-https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>0f53bdcc3b244af4b38ecb5470066df6Mon, 28 Jan 2019 02:13:00 +0000Chris CyrThe government shut down is over and Chris wonders if this is the type of negotiating we can expect from the POTUS when he protects US interests with North Korea.  Also, don't use duct tape for sex play, addresses the "why are you politicial?"...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2763yes39fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-cheeseburge --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>26fc39cfbded49e49b3c7ee4615bd425Tue, 15 Jan 2019 14:23:22 +0000Chris CyrA veritable buffet of American exceptionalism was bestowed upon the Clemson Tigers yesterday.  Let's talk about it.  Also, it snowed in St. Louis.  Need lawn furniture? --- Support this podcast:... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2929yes37fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-the-plural-https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>40419751ee0d4af6b4704a70a759cb61Wed, 09 Jan 2019 13:43:34 +0000Chris CyrChris lists a number of things you could have done last night instead of watching Donald Trump's speech.  It's a long list.  The plural of "moose" is "moose."  Right?  The Chrysler Building is for sale. --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2988clean36fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-till-the-whhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>6cbddee9acd04702b3874024ae0a60b3Tue, 08 Jan 2019 14:19:45 +0000Chris CyrChris spends a lot of time talking about flat tires, which somehow still brings up the subjects of donuts.  Do people pick up escorts at the front door? Does the government shutdown mean we can act crazy on mass transit now? And it's interesting that...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2762yes35fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-space-birthhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>b0cd7f04f4634292a62dded33703711aThu, 03 Jan 2019 14:31:54 +0000Chris CyrChris discusses the news that the Chinese government launched a lunar rover on the far side of the Earth's moon.  Completely ignoring recent achievements by the U.S. space program, Chris angrily screams into the abyss about why we don't have an Auntie...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2918clean34fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-june-21-is-https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>c3f4af27c52c4aaba9817ace3c8302d5Wed, 02 Jan 2019 20:36:29 +0000Chris CyrIt's a new year, but what does that really mean?  How we measure time is a construct created by men who wanted a way to chart their moment by moment progress towards their graves.  Also, don't hijack trains. We swear it all ties together, maybe. ...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2791yes33fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-i-dont-knowhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>480d08f2a8c945498a6c3eed146edcb6Tue, 18 Dec 2018 13:57:31 +0000Chris CyrChris bemoans the fact that it doesn't feel like Christmas, gives advice to long haul drivers tempted to buy imitation amphetamines, makes a suggestion about international nuclear proliferation that may be illegal, and more! --- Support this...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2853yes32fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-be-an-axe-mhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>100a6afc431845b2b0a1989031fe450aTue, 11 Dec 2018 13:22:35 +0000Chris CyrChris gives you advice for your annual performance review,  surviving toxic holiday culture in your corporate job, and if you're going to be an axe murderer, choose your victims wisely.  Die Hard is a Christmas Movie. --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2880yes31fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-the-clangerhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>1a86ab1fea2a4684bd7cb7b88195b962Tue, 04 Dec 2018 16:23:31 +0000Chris CyrChris can't handle the Salvation Army bell ringers who block the ingress to every retail establishment he wants to go to this time of year.  He spends a good part of the episode airing his grievances. George H.W. Bush died this week.  The general...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2571yes30fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-the-truth-ahttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>a285f0b62ab14da9bb32981b5cd9866eThu, 29 Nov 2018 16:27:53 +0000Chris CyrChris gives a different take on Christmas classics like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman, and How The Grinch Stole Christmas.  He also made the mistake of listening to Christmas music on the way into the studio this morning. ---...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2892yes29fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-broke-wednehttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>be6818936da742ba8f0b438c5bf7a41cWed, 28 Nov 2018 13:24:56 +0000Chris CyrChris knows he needs a commercial, but isn't sure about what format to use.  He makes sure you know how to celebrate the first Wednesday after Thanksgiving,  more commonly known as Broke Wednesday. Chris also worries that he may get food poisoning....https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2886cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-the-unavoidhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>c305fc7949c5460294b4d0f597f7b034Tue, 27 Nov 2018 17:19:04 +0000Chris CyrChris discusses the unavoidable problem of pie, the lessons of Creed 2, Christmas Trees, and kids. Get back into the swing of things with today's Impolite Company. --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2853yes28fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-what-in-thehttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>9e97ad29d7dd44df9ee7dbf2ab1a6f4cThu, 08 Nov 2018 23:50:00 +0000Chris CyrCold bubbly water poured into your crotch will wake you up quite well. Chris shares this and other secrets.  He also wants to know, what the hell is wrong with you, Missouri? --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2873clean26fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-f-king-votehttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>11bd268ee6f64155a9aa5952ed75e444Tue, 06 Nov 2018 15:50:10 +0000Chris CyrChris has election advice for Missouri voters.  Mostly, that advice is to not let Josh Hawley make it to the U.S. Senate.  Seriously, Josh Hawley looks like he'd fuck cancer victims, in every sense of the word.  Don't vote for him. Seriously. Don't...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2850yes25fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-halloweenhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>9ea023da4aa5415db9aa5ba793370b13Wed, 31 Oct 2018 15:09:25 +0000Chris CyrIt's Halloween! Draw your pentagrams, like your black candles, put on your robes, and place an Almond Joy in the center of the summoning circle for our Dark Lord to snack on after he appears.  Chris has thoughts on this day.  Let's see if he survives...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2914yes21fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-no-you-canthttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>ecac5780f4504e7a83b49118495932abTue, 30 Oct 2018 14:10:04 +0000Chris CyrChris discusses why drunk people shouldn't talk to the musician on stage. There's a discussion about weddings, why the government won't let you have a pokemon, and other topics.  It's a fun ride on today's Impolite Company. --- Support this...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2970yes20fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-you-can-hurhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>73213ddddbba4e0abbdd6ca106a116a4Thu, 25 Oct 2018 12:21:40 +0000Chris CyrYesterday, a bunch of suspicious packages were mailed to the offices of various people and institutions referred to as "enemies of the people" and other insults by the President of the United States. That was bad. Today one of those packages was...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2976yes18fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-did-not-winhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>375c2dac6e1445d7adb7e331f28fef7eWed, 24 Oct 2018 15:26:53 +0000Chris CyrChris did not win the big ass lottery drawing last night.  He didn't even buy a ticket. But he has a plan to get rich anyway. Unrelated fact: Did you know that it's practically impossible to prosecute 100 people for the same murder? Other unrelated...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2962yes17fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-i-aint-afrahttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>64e43ed9c72e4d61b992ddc79e506ca6Tue, 23 Oct 2018 16:13:36 +0000Chris CyrChris talks about horror movies and relates them to the real world.  The kind of people who live in Newtown, would definitely build their homes on a cursed cemetery. Possessed children just need to be punched in the face.  Send Seal Team 6 after...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2801yes16fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-let-eli-rothttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>7859dccaa4444578b72ea536995d6a5fWed, 17 Oct 2018 14:27:56 +0000Chris CyrOn today's Impolite Company, Chris discusses his disappointment in finding a seed in a Clementine this morning.  He also thinks your kids would learn more from watching The Devil's Rejects than they'll learn from Chronicles of Narnia. Did your kid go...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2847yes15fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-lee-greenwo --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>f92ba4025be74656a8fbcef0507460c1Tue, 16 Oct 2018 14:14:06 +0000Chris CyrThat idiotic Proud To Be An American (aka "God Bless The USA) is a terrible song. It's even worse when sung by drunk white people at a karaoke bar.  Lee Greenwood is a chump. It's impolite Company with Chris Cyr. --- Support this podcast:... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2831yes14fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-frack-branshttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>a7e4426e3c2b4309bb64f254e3e1d3deThu, 11 Oct 2018 12:13:53 +0000Chris CyrChris doesn't think Branson needs state money to promote tourism.  The governor needs to up his grammar game. Are we done with problematic material in general?  Free speech is boring. --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2852yes13fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-donut-get-ihttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>bcf06aa6165a48169a7a67d8e05a5475Tue, 09 Oct 2018 13:16:52 +0000Chris CyrEnough about bagels.  Chris helps you choose the right donut order and tells you what your donut choices say about you.  The jackbooted thugs of the New World Order make an appearance. Enjoy today's Impolite Company! --- Support this podcast:...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3001yes10fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-disappointihttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>562fa0b61f9c47119560750b757374fcTue, 02 Oct 2018 17:41:35 +0000Chris CyrIt's October! Chris is going to talk about horror movies.  Today, he talks more about the time he was convinced he was the anti-Christ after his dad let him watch The Omen.  Brett Kavanaugh is a (our legal department demands we add the word "probably"...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>2865yes8fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/11281566/the-best-of-impolite-company-summers-herhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>b98695104b4e495bb66308887b20179aWed, 06 Jun 2018 12:18:25 +0000Chris CyrFor a lot of kids, school's out for the summer.  Chris remembers the last day of school, getting your yearbook signed, fighting in the streets, swimming pools... It's your basic summer vacation themed coming of age film.  Also, disease vectors. ---...https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support]]>3108yes1full