https://www.spreaker.com/show/all-sequels-go-to-heavenenComedyCopyright Roman Milanhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bc9644fef397cb884d59887c33b20905.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/all-sequels-go-to-heavenThu, 17 Apr 2025 16:47:31 +0000Roman MilanRoman Milanallsequelsgotoheaven@gmail.comRoman Milan, Spencer Wood, and Griffin Milan watch the questionable movies that always seem to come at the ends of beloved franchises, and then they usher those brave, lonely films off to their eternal reward.yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/asg2tl-ep-2-twinks-and-otters-and-daleks-oh-my--63187625https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63187625Fri, 06 Dec 2024 13:18:40 +0000Roman MilanWe watched the end of the 9th Doctor's episodes. Well, the less scary ones anyways. 4591asg2h,asg2tl,daleks,drwhoyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/asg2tl-ep-1-the-question-isn-t-where-we-re-spinning-off-but-when--63063701

Thank you to Kelly Burroughs for the still great cover art

Thank you to Spencer's mom for her guest appearance on this episode

Theme: Doctor's Orders by Carol Douglas]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63063701Fri, 29 Nov 2024 19:31:53 +0000Roman MilanGriffin's still busy being a doctor, so Spencer and Roman are doing a spin off project called All Sequels Go to Time Lord, in which they'll watch Doctor Who and discuss how bad Roman's freaking out about it. (Also, Griff's invited to join whenever he...

Thank you to Kelly Burroughs for the still great cover art

Thank you to Spencer's mom for her guest appearance on this episode

Theme: Doctor's Orders by Carol Douglas]]>4586asg2h,asg2tl,drwho,louisvilleslugger,spinoffyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-151-chip-n-dale-rescue-rangers-muppets-in-the-bank--50571563https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50571563Thu, 14 Jul 2022 14:21:35 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers, which was actually a fantastic movie that I would've liked to watch at my leisure and not an hour before the podcast. Go check it out for yourself and then come back and listen. Go ahead. We'll be here.3665asg2h,bits,chipndale,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jimhenson,jokes,lol,movies,muppets,podcast,religious,rescuerangers,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-150-death-on-the-nile-cinematic-chameleon-russell-brand--50445075https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50445075Sat, 02 Jul 2022 17:12:49 +0000Roman MilanThis is a Public Service Announcement: If you have a pacemaker, make sure you're not living in a microwave. And if you are, please don't be afraid to tell it to your doctor. They won't judge you, and it's not worth losing your life over. Thank you.3513asg2h,bits,cinema,deathonthenile,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,poirot,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-149-fantastic-beasts-the-secrets-of-dumbledore-it-s-just-accents--50327403https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50327403Fri, 24 Jun 2022 22:46:47 +0000Roman MilanHey yall. Got a lil bit of echo on this one. Also we recorded it before we found out how bad Ezra Miller got (and is continuing to get) so boo him. And boo JK Rowling.4241bits,cinema,comedy,fantasticbeasts,film,harrypotter,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-148-batman-robin-enraged-grodd-yacht-club--50213605https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50213605Wed, 15 Jun 2022 14:56:03 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched the only Batman movie SO FAR where the batsuit has nipples, and we have to say, it's a welcome change.3635asg2h,batman,batman&robin,bits,comedy,crypto,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,nfts,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-147-daddy-s-home-2-i-drink-joe-biden-s-milkshake--50029213https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50029213Wed, 01 Jun 2022 19:01:21 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Daddy's Home 2. It's going in my holiday rote. That and Missile Tow.3676yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-146-little-fockers-supreme-court-case-lxix-the-people-v-ihop-flip-d--49931167https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49931167Wed, 25 May 2022 10:50:02 +0000Roman MilanWe watched Lil Fockers this week, a movie that nobody enjoyed, including the people making it. Well... maybe Andy Garcia? At least I hope he enjoyed it... I wonder what he's up to nowadays. Is he married? I feel like he's married to like Uma Thurman...3572yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-145-sonic-the-hedgehog-2-marge-saiyan--49864349https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49864349Thu, 19 May 2022 17:19:27 +0000Roman MilanYou had to know we'd go off for this one. You just HAD to know.3824asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,crazytaxirule34,jokes,knuckles,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,sonic,sonicslashknucklesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-144-dumb-dumber-to-i-can-t-operate-on-this-patient-he-is-the-joker--49752651https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49752651Wed, 11 May 2022 13:00:02 +0000Roman MilanDon't watch this movie. Listen to this episode, but please don't watch this movie. Watch the Batman movies instead. Even Batman watches them, apparently.3167asg2h,cinema,comedy,dumbanddumber,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,thejokeryesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-143-the-cutting-edge-fire-ice-the-ol-napa-chuckle--49649677https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49649677Wed, 04 May 2022 13:00:02 +0000Roman MilanThere is always a former professional hockey player, there's always an Alex, there's always a smashed banana. -Biofrost Infinite3578asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,cuttingedge,figureskating,film,fireandice,funny,humor,jokes,lol,movice,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,skatingyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-142-jackass-forever-ft-grant-all-balls-jackson-c--49564583https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49564583Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:30:03 +0000Roman MilanThis week, we're slamming hard then repeatedly assuring the camera crew that we're ok. We just gotta walk it off. Also, we're wearing a horse costume. We talk about the rising stars of jackass, and how badly their junk gets ruined over the course of...3741aaron,@bears,chrispontius,cinema,@forever,goofs,jackass,johnnyknoxville,movie,poopies,pranks,religion,sequels,steveo,stunts,vulturesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-141-ip-man-4-the-finale-requiem-for-a-big-beautiful-lazy-susan--49336638https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49336638Wed, 06 Apr 2022 12:00:04 +0000Roman MilanWe're back from hiatus! And we're finishing up with delving into the darkness with Ip Man 4: The Finale! This movie was really cool and good, but what would've been better is Lincoln if Daniel Day Lewis didn't TALK OVER ALL THE COOL FIGHT SCENES3643asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,ipman4,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-140-the-matrix-resurrections-a-muffin-revelation-ft-seth-lilley--48758001
Check this one out with us, featuring the amazing and hilarious Seth Lilley!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48758001Wed, 16 Feb 2022 15:27:48 +0000Roman MilanLana really went off with this one yall. People being extremely weird to Trinity? Yes. A bold stance on what the ultra rich need to do right now? Yes. The absolute freshest Morpheus there's ever been? YES. Check this one out with us, featuring the...
Check this one out with us, featuring the amazing and hilarious Seth Lilley!]]>3517asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,matrix,movies,podcast,religious,ressurections,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-139-hotel-transylvania-transformania-the-trading-card-game--485505181. Essences
2. Characters
3. Challenges
4. Locations
5. Skills & Items
6. Events
7. Actions
8. Episodes
This movie was a Challenge]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48550518Wed, 02 Feb 2022 13:00:03 +0000Roman MilanThere are 8 types of movies: 1. Essences 2. Characters 3. Challenges 4. Locations 5. Skills & Items 6. Events 7. Actions 8. Episodes This movie was a Challenge1. Essences
2. Characters
3. Challenges
4. Locations
5. Skills & Items
6. Events
7. Actions
8. Episodes
This movie was a Challenge]]>3600asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,hoteltransylvania,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-138-goon-last-of-the-enforcers-he-s-the-main-character-of-the-show--48446382https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48446382Wed, 26 Jan 2022 14:00:03 +0000Roman MilanWe watched Goon: Last of the Enforcers. It's sort of a troubling movie, but there's some good stuff in there. Also, Griff made some absolute BANK during the unboxing emporium.3365asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,goon,hockey,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-137-d3-the-mighty-ducks-18th-century-mathematician-leonhard-oiler--48371702https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48371702Thu, 20 Jan 2022 14:00:02 +0000Roman MilanAs we continue to Dip Into The Darkness, we watched D3: The Mighty Ducks. So toss on some Pantera, pick up some trash, and play some actual damn hockey, Charlie. You're such a toxic presence on this team and in this movie. And Adam Banks is really the...3509asg2h,buts,cinema,comedy,dipintothedarkness,film,hockey,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-136-slapshot-3-peyton-manning-s-secret-stuff--48260109lebong james

that is all.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48260109Wed, 12 Jan 2022 12:00:02 +0000Roman Milan*clears throat* lebong james that is all.lebong james

that is all.]]>3581cinema,hansonbros,hockey,lebongjames,leslienielsen,movies,pregamerituals,religion,sequels,slapshot,slapshot3yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-135-sing-2-the-wonderwall-directive--48171074https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48171074Wed, 05 Jan 2022 12:00:03 +0000Roman MilanWe started Dipping Into the Darkness with Sing 2, a movie that has plagued Roman for some time now. But because we're gluttons for punishment, we also watched Sing 1, gathered together in Dallas, before seeing the movie together and then recording....3569asg2h,bits,bono,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,sing2,sting,theedgeyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-134-2021-recap-dealer-s-choice-the-ohmdessy--48130209https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48130209Sat, 01 Jan 2022 17:53:52 +0000Roman MilanHappy New Year! But first, let's take one last look at 2021 (if we must) as the boys each picked their own sequel and came to report to the class. Were any of them good? Were any of them bad? Were any of them actually discussed on this episode? Let's...38872022,asg2h,babylon5,bits,cinema,comedy,film,garfield,humor,jokes,kissingbooth3,lol,movies,netflix,podcast,religious,sequels,vapeyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-133-the-muppet-christmas-carol-it-would-have-done-you-good-to-see-how-green-a-frog-he-is--48050669https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48050669Fri, 24 Dec 2021 21:30:20 +0000Roman MilanMerry Christmas Eve! We sat down and watched The Muppet Christmas Carol (I think for the first time for all of us, strangely). Obviously it's great, but do you know what would make it better? A Metallica pinball machine, and a wife who tried to win it...3636bits,christmas,christmascarol,cinema,comedy,film,funny,humor,jokes,kermit,kermitsnephewrobin,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-132-the-princess-switch-3-chamillionaire-presents-clonemillionaire--47925986https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47925986Wed, 15 Dec 2021 11:30:02 +0000Roman Milanon todays episode we explore the possibility of clone driven reality show, we disappoint a small French boy named Claude, we start a beef with DJ Khaled, and Griff puts the team on his back like that though.3649christmas,cinema,djkhaled,heaven,movies,muppets,princessswitch,religion,romancingthestar,sequel,vanessahudgensyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-131-a-christmas-prince-the-royal-baby-negging-for-sponsors--47830050https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47830050Wed, 08 Dec 2021 13:00:02 +0000Roman MilanWe watched Christmas Prince 3: A movie where there's a curse on a queen's child and war is on the horizon if an important historic document is not found, and then nobody does anything about it. Just like how Nord VPN does nothing for you (at least...3533asg2h,bits,christmas,christmasprince,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,netflix,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-130-rudolph-frosty-s-christmas-in-july-feat-jeremy-of-the-crack--47739754https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47739754Wed, 01 Dec 2021 16:26:40 +0000Roman MilanIt's December 1st, which means we're officially on that holiday creep. So we started out with the original Avengers: Frosty and Rudolph go to a circus in summer and try not to die! It's a whole thing. Also, Dune was pretty good.3600asg2h,bits,christmas,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-129-sherlock-holmes-a-game-of-shadows-the-moriarty-of-crypto--47639959https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47639959Wed, 24 Nov 2021 17:15:05 +0000Roman MilanI literally think we spend more time talking about other Sherlock Holmes adaptations than this one in this ep. And also a quick diversion through a dumb Crypto ad, ska music, and of course, Sing 2.3533asg2h,becasuesherlockisbritish,bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,humour,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,sherlockholmesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-128-no-time-to-die-i-m-too-busy-pouring-8-400-gallons-of-coke-all-over-italy--47569386https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47569386Sat, 20 Nov 2021 13:00:13 +0000Roman MilanWe visit a franchise we first attempted in one of our very first practice episodes: James Bond. It's a great movie, but coulda used slightly more tubed drugs.3689asg2h,bits,cinema,cocacola,comedy,film,jamesbond,jokes,lol,movies,notimetodie,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-127-mythica-the-godslayer-feat-m-night-elf-shyamalan--47403127https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47403127Wed, 10 Nov 2021 13:00:17 +0000Roman MilanHave you seen the latest Make A Wish Kid rankings? How do you feel about these goblins we captured? Listen3356asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,dnd,film,funny,humor,jokes,lol,mattmercer,movies,mythica,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-126-twitches-too-the-snozzberries-vape-like-snozzberries--47302336
Oh, we watched Twitches Too.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47302336Wed, 03 Nov 2021 23:47:22 +0000Roman MilanYall know that one extremely sultry picture of Timothee Chalamet Willy Wonka? Yeah, that one. Give it a nice long look and then let this podcast drift you into the depths of his resting bedroom eyes. Oh, we watched Twitches Too.
Oh, we watched Twitches Too.]]>3809asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,dcom,film,goofs,humor,jokes,lol,movie,podcast,religious,sequels,spoofs,twitchestooyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-125-the-addams-family-2-bono-spits-in-my-mouth-again--47175171https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47175171Wed, 27 Oct 2021 12:00:13 +0000Roman MilanWe watched another Addams Family sequel, which means another really not very good movie featuring the Addamses. But better than an acapella cover of With or Without You.3647addamsfamily2,asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,movies,podcast,sequels,spookyseasonyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-124-tremors-shrieker-island-roman-did-a-mustache--47048918https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47048918Wed, 20 Oct 2021 12:00:08 +0000Roman MilanWe're finally back! Starting our spooky season a little late, we watched Tremors: Shrieker Island. It posed big questions like: Where the hell did they get that huge gun? Should we watch the old movie with the huge gun? And finally, should Roman go...3554asg2h,burtgummer,cinema,comedy,film,funny,halloween,humor,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,spookyseason,tremorsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-123-mini-fast-furious-spy-racers-waiting-for-griffot--46732836https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46732836Wed, 29 Sep 2021 12:00:19 +0000Roman MilanGriff was away filling out residency applications this week, because he's actually way smarter and more successful than us and has important things to do from time to time. So Spencer and Roman took some time and watched an episode of Fast & Furious:...2590asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,fastnfurious,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,vindieselyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-122-a-good-day-to-die-hard-in-a-brand-new-mercedes--46701353
Our Blob, is an awesome Blob, it throws us
to heaven above
with bouyancy, power, and love
our Blob is an awesome blob

Our Jar, is an awesome Jar, he weighs
2000 pounds
It bounces us off the Blob
Our Jar is an awesome jar

Our Jam is tasty Jam, it lives inside the Jar
which bounces us off the Blob
Our jam is tasty jam]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46701353Mon, 27 Sep 2021 13:00:02 +0000Roman MilanThe lyrics to the jam jar song. This will make sense when you get there: Our Blob, is an awesome Blob, it throws us to heaven above with bouyancy, power, and love our Blob is an awesome blob Our Jar, is an awesome Jar, he weighs 2000 pounds It...
Our Blob, is an awesome Blob, it throws us
to heaven above
with bouyancy, power, and love
our Blob is an awesome blob

Our Jar, is an awesome Jar, he weighs
2000 pounds
It bounces us off the Blob
Our Jar is an awesome jar

Our Jam is tasty Jam, it lives inside the Jar
which bounces us off the Blob
Our jam is tasty jam]]>3704asg2h,bits,brucewillis,cinema,comedy,diehard,film,humor,isanawesomejar,jokes,lol,mercedes,movies,ourjar,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-121-stuart-little-3-call-of-the-wild-a-requiem-for-dominion--46524858https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46524858Wed, 15 Sep 2021 12:00:03 +0000Roman MilanWe watched Stuart Little 3: Call of the Wild this week, a direct to DVD, animated sequel to Stuart Little that somehow returns like all of its cast. And adds Wayne Brady and gives him a funk number. And yet... it's ok. I dunno. Listen.3487asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-120-bill-and-ted-face-the-music-top-50-women-number-28-will-shock-you--46434796https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46434796Wed, 08 Sep 2021 21:46:39 +0000Roman MilanCome for the discussion of Bill and Ted Face The Music, leave once you discover it's mostly us talking about famous bassists, stay for the wild names that famous bassists have.3879asg2h,billandted,bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,keanureeves,lol,movie,podcast,religiousyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-119-looney-tunes-back-in-action-the-mini-saints-of-newark--46321579https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46321579Wed, 01 Sep 2021 11:00:06 +0000Roman MilanWe watched another Looney Tunes one. It was absolutely nuts. Daffy knows Nixon. Joan Cusack raises aliens. Brendan Fraser hates Brendan Fraser. It's wild.3699asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,looneytunes,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-118-step-up-all-in-no-sully-november--46233465https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46233465Wed, 25 Aug 2021 14:21:47 +0000Roman MilanOk, we do have to put a warning on this one. Our episodes are NSFW. This one is VERY NSFW. One of our most blue yet. But we had achievements to unlock, so we had to do it.3618allin,asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,stepup,unsulliedyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-117-the-suicide-squad-here-comes-the-plaaaane--46137364https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46137364Wed, 18 Aug 2021 12:00:12 +0000Roman MilanWe watched The Suicide Squad, but not the Olympics, and also we told a long story about the time Griff narced on our mom at Disneyworld. Check it out!3569cinema,comedy,film,humor,johncena,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,thesuicidesquad,weaselyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-116-glass-feat-carl-szmutko-chad-chunk-s--46045957https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46045957Wed, 11 Aug 2021 12:00:15 +0000Roman Milanthis week we watched Glass with special guest, Carl Szmutko from the Stuck In Development podcast. Give his podcast a listen, but if you run into Chad or Chunk(s) tell em to GO BRUSH THEIR TEETH!3757asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,glass,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,shyamalancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-115-space-jam-a-new-legacy-358-2-intellectual-properties--45959569https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45959569Wed, 04 Aug 2021 11:00:09 +0000Roman MilanThis week (and by this week we mean, when it was relevant) we watched Space Jam: A New Legacy. It's an absolutely bonkers movie with too much Austin Powers and not enough The Mask. Just like every movie. Including Austin Powers.3548austinpowers,basketball,bits,bugs,bunny,cinema,comedy,daffy,gossamer,irongiant,james,lebron,lola,religion,sequel,spacejelly,warnerbros,wethotfireyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-114-agent-cody-banks-destination-london-along-came-george-bush--45868623https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45868623Wed, 28 Jul 2021 13:00:13 +0000Roman MilanWe watched the absolute CLASSIC Agent Cody Banks: Destination London, Executive Produced by Madonna and Jason Alexander. Read that again. Yeah, wild huh?3685agentcodybanks,asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,destinationlondon,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-113-fantastic-beasts-2-trans-rights-fuck-terfs--45793299
This movie sucks.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45793299Thu, 22 Jul 2021 11:00:14 +0000Roman MilanIf you cast the jerkofficus spell a thousand times a day, how good do you think you'd be at ping pong? This movie sucks.
This movie sucks.]]>3514badmovie,bigfish,bits,cinema,comedy,fantasticbeasts,fuckterfs,grindleballs,jerkofficus,jkrowlingsucksshit,movies,sequels,smashforestsmash,wheretofindthemyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-112-nathan-s-famous-hot-dog-eating-competition-49-hot-dog-white-dragon-from-the-mle-tcg--456881391. Let Kobayashi back
2. Let the the eaters cut pro wrestling style promos
3. Held it on the surface of the sun

But overall, still not bad.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45688139Wed, 14 Jul 2021 10:55:15 +0000Roman MilanThis week we have a very special episode, returning to our roots to talk about the 49th edition of the Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. Which would've been way better if they: 1. Let Kobayashi back 2. Let the the eaters cut pro wrestling...1. Let Kobayashi back
2. Let the the eaters cut pro wrestling style promos
3. Held it on the surface of the sun

But overall, still not bad.]]>35365778kelvinhotdogs,badlandsbooker,chesnut,cinema,comedy,hotdogs,joey,jokes,kobayashi,leicestercity,milliondollarbaby,nathansfamous,religion,takeru,theperfectchew,tradingcards,wifeswapyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-111-f9-disney-s-clone-army-and-the-six-flags-rebellion-ft-dan-baron--45613933
Check out Dan and Roman on their Manifest Actual Play RPG streams Tuesday nights at 8:00 CST on twitch.tv/waypointlive]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45613933Wed, 07 Jul 2021 14:30:32 +0000Roman MilanDominic Toretto memes are all over the internet right now. But come and hang out with people who are REAL family (and Spencer and Dan). We brought Dan Baron back to talk F9, who has 9/11 birthdays, and how long you have to work at Disney to find out...
Check out Dan and Roman on their Manifest Actual Play RPG streams Tuesday nights at 8:00 CST on twitch.tv/waypointlive]]>3690bits,comedy,domtoretto,f9,family,films,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,vindieselyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-110-hoodwinked-2-hannibal-lecter-s-worse-neighbor--45516754https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45516754Wed, 30 Jun 2021 21:29:39 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Hoodwinked 2, which really should have been better considering all the voice talent. Anyways. Think about this episode the next time you're in Blockbuster and you see that crazy clown's face staring up at you from the Playstation...2728asg2h,bigben,bits,cinema,comedy,film,hoodwinked2,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,sweettooth,twistedmetalyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-109-riddick-2013-rip-macho-man-randy-travis--45412599https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45412599Wed, 23 Jun 2021 15:48:36 +0000Roman MilanWere the Flying Graysons a high wire tontine? What ever happened to Macho Man Randy Travis? Did they really bring in Karl Urban for this film for like 2 lines? Find out the answers to these and so much more on this week's episode of ASG2H!3875asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,films,humor,jokes,lol,machoman,movies,podcast,randytravis,religious,riddick,sequels,vindieselyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-108-the-croods-a-new-age-this-is-mr-freeze-for-gerber-life-insurance--45327356https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45327356Wed, 16 Jun 2021 16:26:23 +0000Roman MilanIf anybody out there knows someone named Coke Ranch, or names their child Coke Ranch, they are allowed to guest on the podcast any time. Ball's in your court, universe.3660asg2h,batman,bits,cinema,comedy,croods,film,humor,jokes,movies,religious,sequels,thejokeryesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-107-cruella-the-doggening-of-eyepatch-grant--45230466https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45230466Wed, 09 Jun 2021 14:29:11 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Cruella, a SPECTACULAR movie about the dog-based Jokering of a young woman inflicted by the INCOMPERABLE littering enthusiast Emma Thompson. Be careful with this one, it'll cork ya right in the eye and not feel bad about it. So...3526asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,cruella,emmastone,emmathompson,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,virtualmagickingdomyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-106-stayin-alive-the-best-little-giant-mattress-store-in-texas--45136187https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45136187Wed, 02 Jun 2021 14:10:55 +0000Roman MilanWe had a little bit of trouble with Spencer's audio this week, but we did NOT have any trouble talking about this wild movie where Sylvester Stallone greased up John Travolta to within an inch of his life to go out there and spread the gospel about...3913asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,dancing,films,higherlove,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,rhythmguitar,sequels,stayinalive,travoltayesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-105-paddington-2-blob-me-to-heaven-jam-jar--45039326https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45039326Wed, 26 May 2021 12:00:03 +0000Roman MilanPaddington 2 is a fabulous, wonderful movie. We all loved it. We can't wait to get on the blob and let the big jam jar send us straight to heaven so we can watch it again forever.3585asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,hughgrant,humor,jokes,lol,movies,paddington2,podcast,prisonreform,religious,sequels,twerking,windowwashingyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-104-the-jesus-rolls-the-joker-s-waluigi--44913384https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44913384Wed, 19 May 2021 17:35:46 +0000Roman MilanWoooooof yall. Please don't watch this movie. Watch anything else. While you listen to this episode.3641asg2h,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-103-the-matrix-revolutions-the-impulse-purchase-consultant-s-son-s-trial--44773595https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44773595Wed, 12 May 2021 15:22:56 +0000Roman MilanSorry. Real quick I gotta call my guy and see if I can buy this box set of Psych Season 4 on DVD. In the meantime, listen to this episode.3601asg2h,cinema,comedy,film,jokes,matrix,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-102-mortal-kombat-annihilation-mortal-komshaq--44638447https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44638447Wed, 05 May 2021 12:00:03 +0000Roman MilanWhen Earthrealm is called to a tournament. A tournament against a 7' 0", 360 lb Lightning God and a woman with really strange speaking cadences. There's only one champion we can send to protect us. 4 time NBA Champion Shaquille O'Neal.3737bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,mortalkombat,movies,podcast,religious,shaqyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-101-godzilla-vs-kong-the-slamchurian-candidate-presented-by-sprite--44529187https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44529187Wed, 28 Apr 2021 12:00:05 +0000Roman MilanThe start of another 100! And we opened 3 weeks behind the zeitgeist watching Godzilla vs. Kong. And talking about Beatles vore. And doing sublymonal messaging. And yelling about Encyclopedia Brown. Ok, maybe things aren't gonna be that different this...3450asg2h,beatles,bits,cinema,comedy,encyclopediabrown,film,godzillavskong,humor,jokes,lol,movies,oscars,podcast,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-100-meet-joe-black-i-want-to-write-about-this-on-my-tumbler--44417069https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44417069Wed, 21 Apr 2021 12:00:12 +0000Roman MilanEpisode 100. We got to the first big one. Thank you all for sticking by us through all the Yu Gi Oh stuff to get here. For Episode 100 we got to pick a movie that was not a sequel and we picked Meet Joe Black, a 3 hour movie with a 45% Rotten Tomatoes...3838asg2h,batman,bits,cinema,film,furry,humor,jokes,movies,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-99-cars-3-the-riddler-s-pile-of-updog--44331700https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44331700Wed, 14 Apr 2021 14:28:03 +0000Roman MilanThis week we went off. We watched Cars 3, but we talked about: How God is a Chrysler, The Joker's Staff Writer position on the staff of every Gotham villain, E. Nigma Balls, John Henry's Flu Game, and of course, how Paul Newman is a fugly slut.3465asg2h,bits,cars3,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,pixar,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-98-pokemon-the-movie-the-power-of-us-yugi-moto-john-henry--44234363https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44234363Wed, 07 Apr 2021 11:30:16 +0000Roman MilanDear listener, let me ask you one question. Is a pokemon not entitled to the sweat of its own brow?3661asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,johnhenry,jokes,lol,movies,pikachu,podcast,pokemon,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-97-an-extremely-goofy-movie-hell-rescue-mission--44130853https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44130853Wed, 31 Mar 2021 14:31:21 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched the INCREDIBLE classic film An Extremely Goofy Movie. But we also pitched an EVEN MORE INCREDIBLE movie where Abe Lincoln, Mark Twain, and Charles Dickens save us from hell.3685bits,cinema,comedy,film,goofy,hell,jokes,lol,movie,podcast,religious,sequel,skamtebord,xgamesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-96-the-spongebob-movie-a-whole-video-essay-about-cricket--44028175https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44028175Wed, 24 Mar 2021 12:00:02 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched the BRAND NEW Spongebob movie Sponge On The Run. It's a bad movie for having Matt Berry, Snoop Dogg, Danny Trejo, and Keanu Reeves. But hey, it is what it is. Maybe they shoulda listened to some of our suggestions about Sandy...3679cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,spongebobyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-95-wwe-scooby-doo-curse-of-the-doctor-who-ate-himself--43928894
Also, we heavily refer to the episode of Rocket Power where Otto gets hit by a tennis ball and it lets him do an impossible trick. Go look it up, it's good.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43928894Wed, 17 Mar 2021 12:00:18 +0000Roman MilanI don't know what to tell you about this ep. All we can say is we're sorry. Also, we heavily refer to the episode of Rocket Power where Otto gets hit by a tennis ball and it lets him do an impossible trick. Go look it up, it's good.
Also, we heavily refer to the episode of Rocket Power where Otto gets hit by a tennis ball and it lets him do an impossible trick. Go look it up, it's good.]]>3550asg2h,bits,cannibalism,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,scoobydoo,sequels,wweyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-94-surf-s-up-2-the-very-model-of-a-modern-major-general--43821412https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43821412Wed, 10 Mar 2021 13:00:21 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Surf's Up 2, a movie franchise that WWE bought into and then filled it with their own wrestlers, including the CEO Vince McMahon, who eats a fish's whole ass with a straw.3361yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-93-happy-feet-2-god-hates-big-air--43714132Get ready for Westboro's take on the X-Games, equating Roman to Candy Crush, and only a few of minutes of combined Bakugon, Beyblade, and Digimon talk as opposed to the 15 or so minutes Spencer cut out.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43714132Wed, 03 Mar 2021 12:00:04 +0000Roman MilanHow's everybody doing? Not great? You say there's a global pandemic? You say lots of Texans don't have water or power? Well... we recorded an episode about Happy Feet 2 which is also pretty thematically dark... so.... yeah. Get ready for Westboro's...Get ready for Westboro's take on the X-Games, equating Roman to Candy Crush, and only a few of minutes of combined Bakugon, Beyblade, and Digimon talk as opposed to the 15 or so minutes Spencer cut out.]]>3888bakugon,beyblade,bits,cinema,comedy,cults,dancing,digimon,existentialism,georgemiller,happyfeet,jokes,krill,movies,penguins,religion,singing,xgamesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-92-the-flintstones-in-viva-rock-vegas-in-brigadoon--43611433https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43611433Wed, 24 Feb 2021 18:30:15 +0000Roman MilanThis movie is a solid 10/10 and I don't care what you or anybody else thinks3992asg2h,bits,brigadoon,cinema,comedy,films,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-91-dragonheart-5-douchebag-penal-colony--43503502https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43503502Wed, 17 Feb 2021 12:15:10 +0000Roman MilanSorry for the delay folks! We're back up and running and Spencer made us watch Dragonheart: Vengeance. You can check it out on Netflix, or, you can head on over to MTV and watch 25 douchebags battle it out against 1 tiger (at first) in Change Your...4058asg2h,cinema,comedy,dragonheart,film,halfofmyheart,johnmayer,jokes,lol,movies,netflix,podcast,religious,sequels,vengeanceyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-90-rugrats-go-wild--43268099https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43268099Wed, 03 Feb 2021 15:24:25 +0000Roman MilanThey weren't lying, the Rugrats really do go wild in this one. They meet the Wild Thornberrys, they almost die MULTIPLE times, and Bruce Willis sings as a dog. Please watch this movie.4169asg2h,brucewillis,cinema,comedy,films,humor,jokes,lol,movies,nickelodeon,podcast,religious,rugrats,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-89-space-chimps-2-zartog-strikes-back--43150801https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43150801Wed, 27 Jan 2021 20:14:12 +0000Roman MilanBoy howdy. It's a wild one folks and we refused to be constrained be it by the movie or by proper podcasting etiquette, as we watched Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back this week. In terms of on topic discussion, we learned how many chimps have made...4337asg2h,bits,chimps,cinema,comedy,fidgetspinners,heaven,merkin,movies,religion,scifi,sequels,space,weirdestalyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-88-star-trek-beyond-feat-dan-baron--43021509https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43021509Wed, 20 Jan 2021 11:00:09 +0000Roman MilanThis week we had on special guest Dan Baron to discuss Star Trek: Beyond. We ended up talking about how the Klingon planet is just a huge bong, and also about how this would be so much better if Tarantino had been able to bring in Jonathan Teatime to...4254420,asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,goofs,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,scifi,sequels,spoofs,startrek,tarantino,trekkiesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-87-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker--42910272https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42910272Wed, 13 Jan 2021 12:00:18 +0000Roman MilanWe watched the huge worldwide phenomenon Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. We did talk a little bit about the movie. And by the movie, I mean I, Robot.4273asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,starwarsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-86-mr-bean-s-holiday--42813672https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42813672Wed, 06 Jan 2021 15:09:08 +0000Roman MilanWelp, we recorded this one literally the day before Rowan Atkinson said some stuff, including some stuff about Mr. Bean specifically, but that's ok, because obviously we barely talked about the film. I think, at least. I, Roman, lost internet for part...4283cinema,comedy,film,funny,humor,lol,movies,mrbean,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-85-2020-end-of-the-year-recap--42736017https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42736017Thu, 31 Dec 2020 14:23:25 +0000Roman MilanHey gang, the holidays got really busy for us, so our yearly DnD episode is postponed. BUT we didn't want to leave you all hanging, so we got together to record a quick (and by quick we mean a full hour) recap of the year. We talked a bit about the...37202021,asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,happynewyear,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-84-the-princess-switch-switched-again--42630688https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42630688Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:20:59 +0000Roman MilanHappy holidays everybody! For our last week of Christmas movies in 2020, we watched The Princess Switch: Switched Again. It's a movie fresh off of Netflix's presses with a newer, better Vanessa Hudgens, but we talked more about the old man who...4612asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,films,funny,humor,jokes,lol,movies,netflix,podcast,princessswitch2,religious,sequels,vanessahudgensyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-83-barbie-in-a-christmas-carol--42513478
My wife left me yesterday.

It Cannot End Like This

Act One

SMASH.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42513478Wed, 16 Dec 2020 12:00:14 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Barbie in A Christmas Carol. But also, we pitched a Marvel vs Capcom style fighting game with all the Barbie professions, parsed whether Barbie is a person or a species, and really dove deep on what we could expect from President...
My wife left me yesterday.

It Cannot End Like This

Act One

SMASH.]]>4274asg2h,barbie,billiejeankingbarbie,christmascarol,cinema,comedy,films,humor,jokes,lol,mememakerbarbie,movies,podcast,presidentbarbie,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-82-national-lampoon-s-christmas-vacation-2-cousin-eddie-s-island-adventure--42391495https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42391495Wed, 09 Dec 2020 13:30:02 +0000Roman MilanIs this the worst movie we've ever seen? Maybe. Are these the best bootleg Neon Genesis Evangelion shirts we've ever seen? Absolutely. So grab yourself 15 Filet O' Fish from 3 separate McDonalds and strap in for this one. Happy Holidays, and try not...4380bits,christmas,cinema,comedy,edasner,goofs,island,lampoon,movies,nationallampoon,@neongenesisevangelion,randyquaid,religion,vacationyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-81-a-bad-moms-christmas--42271810https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42271810Wed, 02 Dec 2020 11:00:09 +0000Roman MilanJoin us, here, in America's first Drunk Mall to enjoy our favorite lines from this absolute holiday ROMP, A Bad Moms Christmas. Or go to the Ultimate Guitar Forums and check if they're alright. Either one.4169badmomschristmas,bits,christinebaranski,comedy,films,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,queen,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-80-now-you-see-me-2--42154575https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42154575Wed, 25 Nov 2020 12:00:17 +0000Roman MilanHi, I'm Ronald Weasley. And I have 60 seconds to tell you about Now You See Me 2. It has 2 Woody Harrelsons in it. And Lizzie Caplan's here now, and she immediately recognizes how hot Dave Franco is (and really, can you blame her?). I hope you get to...4294bits,cinema,comedy,film,funny,humor,jokes,lol,magic,movies,nowyouseeme2,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-79-american-psycho-2-all-american-girl--42032755We try not to think about it too much while distracting ourselves from the election that was still going on when we recorded this by discussing Cameos, the more homicidal side of baseball statistics, and perhaps the least necessary twist of all time(?). This and more on this weeks episode of All Sequels Go To Heaven!!!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42032755Wed, 18 Nov 2020 13:30:10 +0000Roman MilanWe discuss Mila Kunis' greatest shame this week. The sequel to American Psycho. We try not to think about it too much while distracting ourselves from the election that was still going on when we recorded this by discussing Cameos, the more homicidal...We try not to think about it too much while distracting ourselves from the election that was still going on when we recorded this by discussing Cameos, the more homicidal side of baseball statistics, and perhaps the least necessary twist of all time(?). This and more on this weeks episode of All Sequels Go To Heaven!!!]]>4032americanpsycho,bits,cameo,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,milakunis,movies,religion,sequels,williamshatneryesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-78-the-fate-of-the-furious--41915902https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41915902Wed, 11 Nov 2020 11:00:10 +0000Roman MilanFor Roman's birthday, he made us watch a two and a half hour movie. I know he's my brother, but he's dead to me. The stunts were pretty cool though. -Griffin's Letterboxd Account4527asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,family,fastandthefurious,films,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,vindieselyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-77-the-little-mermaid-ii-return-to-the-sea--41787386https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41787386Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:00:08 +0000Roman MilanThis election stuff is so exhausting. We talked about a sexual Ratatouille this week. The usual stuff. Just listen to it, we promise it's good.4153bits,cinema,comedy,disney,films,humor,jokes,littlemermaid,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-76-gremlins-2-the-new-batch--41674717https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41674717Wed, 28 Oct 2020 10:00:09 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Gremlins 2: The New Batch. It is maybe the most wild movie we've watched, and we met it where it lives. Come for the sexy female gremlin, stay for the ending feel-good musical number (which is now compulsory for all movies).4037yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-75-ghostbusters-2--41563723https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41563723Wed, 21 Oct 2020 11:00:11 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Ghostbusters 2, but we spent a lot of time talking about the much more interesting Ghostbusters (Stern, 2016) pinball machine and Roman's IFPA ranking. Also John Denver's WILD real name. But, you know, the movie was alright I guess.4118cinema,comedy,films,ghostbusters,ifpa,johndenver,jokes,lol,movies,pinball,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-74-goosebumps-2-haunted-halloween--41452229https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41452229Wed, 14 Oct 2020 11:00:12 +0000Roman MilanAre you down from some thrills, chills, and a pretty niche William Faulkner joke? Then boy do we have an episode for you!!! We watched Goosebumps 2 this week and that somehow led us to discuss warrior cats, my haunted space wolf escape room, and...4361aroseforemily,bits,comedy,dumb,georgehwbush,goosebumps,griffinsunboxingemporium,halloween,heaven,improv,jokes,movies,religious,sequel,slappy,spacewolfghosttooghost,technicaldifficulties,warriorcatsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-73-addams-family-reunion--41338518https://youtu.be/mxiigDKuHUo]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41338518Wed, 07 Oct 2020 10:00:10 +0000Roman MilanThis is all you need to know: https://youtu.be/mxiigDKuHUohttps://youtu.be/mxiigDKuHUo]]>4071addamsfamily,bits,cinema,comedy,films,halloween,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequelyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-72-the-sisterhood-of-the-traveling-pants-2--41218983https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41218983Wed, 30 Sep 2020 10:00:33 +0000Roman MilanThis week we learned about four young women with hopes and dreams and variable amounts of swimming ability. But more than that, we learned about a pair of pants, and how they would have been used to make TNKOs during World War 1. Listen to us talk...4181bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,pants,podcast,religious,sequels,skyking,travelingpants,wernerherzogyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-71-the-scorpion-king-book-of-souls--41081636https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41081636Wed, 23 Sep 2020 12:43:46 +0000Roman MilanHave you ever been stung by like 12 scorpions and instead of being in immense pain, you gain some sort of vague superpowers? Good news! You might be a Scorpion King! Or just the world's most disconcerting competitive eater. Either way, congrats.3835bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,scorpionking,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-70-the-mummy-tomb-of-the-dragon-emperor--40925394https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40925394Wed, 16 Sep 2020 11:00:17 +0000Roman MilanWe got WILD talking about this one. But in our defense, how could we have gotten more wild than a movie where yetis kick a human field goal and Jet Li is The Avatar & Beast Boy rolled into one and STILL loses? Also discussed, the 2021 blockbuster The...5137bits,brendanfraser,cinema,comedy,dragonemperor,film,funny,humor,jetli,jokes,lol,movies,mummy,mummyjesus,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-69-george-of-the-jungle-2--40798756https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40798756Wed, 09 Sep 2020 13:30:51 +0000Roman Milan#SimpForASG2H4840bits,cinema,comedy,film,georgeofthejungle2,humor,jokes,lol,movies,religious,simpforasg2h,simpingforjesusyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-68-superman-iv-the-quest-for-peace--40653018https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40653018Wed, 02 Sep 2020 13:34:08 +0000Roman MilanThis week, Superman faces his toughest challenge yet: Nuclear disarmament! And he sort of succeeds, but not before drugging a woman and getting hammered into the moon. But more importantly, did y'all ever see the unrated version of Hancock? Because...4900asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,dccomics,film,hancock,humor,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,superhero,supermanyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-67-jaws-the-revenge--40499885https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40499885Wed, 26 Aug 2020 13:34:04 +0000Roman MilanWe finally did it. The 0% Rotten Tomatoes sequel that Michael Caine famously has not seen, but loves the house it built. It's Jaws: The Revenge. Get ready for us to discuss one shark's brave journey to travel several thousand miles in just a few days...4506bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jaws,jokes,lol,michaelcaine,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,sexywelding,shark,sharkweekyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-66-lara-croft-tomb-raider-the-cradle-of-life--40403997https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40403997Wed, 19 Aug 2020 13:28:21 +0000Roman MilanIn this one we ask a LOT of questions to Spencer's Hinge match who has posed us the greatest riddle of our time. So crack open a Tony Hawk 2015 Cabernet Reserve and enjoy.4744angelinajolie,bits,cinema,comedy,film,goofs,jeeprubicon,jokes,laracroft,lol,movies,religious,sequels,spoofs,xgameswineclubyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-65-grand-daddy-day-care--40277150
yeah. it's one of those.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40277150Wed, 12 Aug 2020 12:00:09 +0000Roman MilanWe read your countless comments, heard to your endless voicemails, and even got your innumerable telegraphs, and we did listen. This week we wrapped up the trilogy with Grand-Daddy Day Care. One again nobody comes back, Danny Trejo stars in it, blah...
yeah. it's one of those.]]>4762bits,cinema,comedy,daddydaycamp,film,goofs,humor,insanelyoldclownposse,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,seniorcare,sequels,spoofsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-64-daddy-day-camp--40153741https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40153741Wed, 05 Aug 2020 14:11:14 +0000Roman MilanAs August rolls around, wring the most out of this excellent, in no way out of the ordinary summer with a trip to Daddy Day Camp! It features such fun activities as: a bus full of kids running into a tree, a very greasy rock climbing wall, and of...4968bits,camp,cinema,comedy,film,goofsandspoofs,humor,hydration,jokes,lol,movies,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-63-toy-story-4--40029077https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40029077Wed, 29 Jul 2020 12:00:13 +0000Roman MilanThis week we talked a lot about an old Disney skateboarding game and how many snakes Jake Paul could fight. We also talked a little bit about Toy Story 4.4694bits,cinema,comedy,disney,film,jakepaul,jokes,lol,movies,podcast,religious,sequels,snakefight,toystoryyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-62-beverly-hills-chihuahua-3-viva-la-fiesta--39903033
That's NOT what happened in this movie. But what if it was?

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asg2h
Twitter & Instagram: @ASG2H]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39903033Wed, 22 Jul 2020 16:25:28 +0000Roman MilanIn a world, where humans become dogs and dogs become human. One man must save the president's wife, who has been turned into a dog before she gets sent into space by the Russians. Only one problem. That man is a dog. That's NOT what happened in this...
That's NOT what happened in this movie. But what if it was?

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asg2h
Twitter & Instagram: @ASG2H]]>4567yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-61-the-lego-movie-2-the-second-part--39772609
Sidenote: Griffin's audio gets a lot better about 30 minutes in. Thanks for your patience with us!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39772609Wed, 15 Jul 2020 12:00:15 +0000Roman MilanThis week we got deep into the Backyard Baseball kids having to save child Randy Johnson from his pigeon curse. And around that, we discussed The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part. It was pretty good. Sidenote: Griffin's audio gets a lot better about 30...
Sidenote: Griffin's audio gets a lot better about 30 minutes in. Thanks for your patience with us!]]>5252bits,chrispratt,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,lego,legomovie2,lol,movies,petewheelerantifa,podcast,randyjohnson,religious,sequels,thepigeonkingyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-60-air-bud-spikes-back--37539303https://api.spreaker.com/episode/37539303Wed, 08 Jul 2020 10:10:12 +0000Roman MilanAir Bud plays volleyball for a little less than 33% of this movie and we spent about that much time actually talking about Air Bud Spikes Back. So, if you think about it, we basically did at least as good of a job on this episode as the makers of Air...4600airbud,beachvolleyball,bits,buddy,comedy,joebidenyiffparty,movies,religious,sequels,volleyballyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-59-yu-gi-oh-the-dark-side-of-dimensions--35104484https://api.spreaker.com/episode/35104484Wed, 01 Jul 2020 13:00:05 +0000Roman MilanWelcome to the third and final chapter in Yugioh, Megioh, and Dupreegioh. We finish with Yu Gi Oh!: The Dark Side of Dimensions. It is a WILD 2 and a half hour EPIC, so of course we spent a lot of time talking about water slides as a means to ending...4915bits,cinema,comedy,dirtywaterdogs,film,humor,jokes,lol,movies,religious,sequels,tcg,waterslides,yugiohyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-58-yu-gi-oh-bonds-beyond-time--32798377https://api.spreaker.com/episode/32798377Wed, 24 Jun 2020 10:00:12 +0000Roman MilanOn week two of Yugioh, Megioh, and Dupreegioh, we watched Yu Gi Oh: Bonds Beyond Time. It's a movie where our boy Yugi, a kid who can hang, and an edgelord with a sweet motorcycle team up to battle the most dangerous force in a world built around a...4240bits,cinema,comedy,film,funny,humor,joeywheeler,jokes,kaibaboy,movies,religious,sequels,tcg,yugiboy,yugiohyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-57-yu-gi-oh-the-movie-pyramid-of-light--31366322https://api.spreaker.com/episode/31366322Wed, 17 Jun 2020 13:00:02 +0000Roman MilanJoin us for part one in our three part series we're tentatively titling "Yugioh, Migioh, and Dupreegioh". We talked to an actual musical genius. Roman got DEEP into the action. And we all fell in love with Pegasus in a huge way.4135anime,bits,cinema,comedy,film,funny,humor,joeywheeler,jokes,kaibaboy,movies,religious,sequels,tcg,yugiohyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-56-muppets-most-wanted--30089556https://api.spreaker.com/episode/30089556Wed, 10 Jun 2020 15:41:39 +0000Roman MilanThis week we talk about Muppets Most Wanted. It's a movie where, canonically, Danny Trejo and Kermit the Frog do a musical variety show in a Russian gulag. We hope you give this episode a perfect 5 out of 5 Jamon Serranos.5071asg2h,comedy,film,jokes,movies,muppets,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/in-support-of-black-lives-matter--28987019
In solidarity with the protests going on around the country this week, we will not be posting a normal episode. Instead, we are going to lend our support to a movement that must be heard. Please listen to this short episode for a list of resources to help support the cause, our statement of solidarity, and a song for revolution.

Black Lives Matter.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28987019Wed, 03 Jun 2020 08:00:20 +0000Roman MilanTrigger warning: Discussion of racism, violence, police brutality, and murder. In solidarity with the protests going on around the country this week, we will not be posting a normal episode. Instead, we are going to lend our support to a movement...
In solidarity with the protests going on around the country this week, we will not be posting a normal episode. Instead, we are going to lend our support to a movement that must be heard. Please listen to this short episode for a list of resources to help support the cause, our statement of solidarity, and a song for revolution.

Black Lives Matter.]]>556bblacklivesmatter,blacklives,blackouttuesday,supportblmcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-55-night-at-the-museum-secret-of-the-tomb--28463605https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28463605Wed, 27 May 2020 18:49:09 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched the end of the majestic, iconic Night at the Museum franchise. We bid it a tearful goodbye as we talked a lot about birds and Harry Potter.4617benstiller,birdseyeview,bits,cinema,comedy,film,goofsandspoofs,harrypotter,humor,jokes,lancelot,movies,nightatthemuseum,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-54-trolls-world-tour--27890570https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27890570Wed, 20 May 2020 17:51:38 +0000Roman MilanThe Milan Brothers (and Spencer) will review Trolls 2. And we did! It's a wild time filled with some great music, including the pinnacle of all songs, Gangnam Style. But also it's a movie about privilege, and how scrapbooks are cut out, glued, and...4388bits,cinema,comedy,dreamworks,film,gagnamstyle,humor,jokes,mcelroys,memorycansuckit,movies,psy,religious,sequel,trollsworldtouryesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-53-men-in-black-international--27255990https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27255990Wed, 13 May 2020 17:56:29 +0000Roman MilanWe're going back to where it all started, with a middling Men In Black movie. This week we watched Men In Black: International, which is a movie where they go to like 4 different countries and none of it is as interesting as the story of the political...5453asg2h,bits,chrishemsworth,cinema,comedy,emmathompson,film,goofs,highteaisbullshit,humor,jokes,liamneeson,meninblack,movies,religious,sequels,spoofs,tessathompsonyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-52-smokey-and-the-bandit-pt-3--26819803https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26819803Wed, 06 May 2020 12:00:11 +0000Roman MilanHappy one year anniversary to us! And we celebrated by doing our MOST REQUESTED movie of all time, Smokey and the Bandit Pt. 3! Of course everybody has seen the classic Burt Reynolds and Sally Field picture where the villain gets in the title of the...5353bits,bufordtjustice,burtreynolds,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,movies,religious,smokeyandthebandit,snowman,tontine,truckingyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-51-the-two-jakes-chinatown-2--26328380https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26328380Wed, 29 Apr 2020 12:00:17 +0000Roman MilanWhat's that? A sequel to an Oscar winning movie, but this one is directed by its star? And that star is Jack Nicholson? And it was nationally disgraced when a movie theater ran its reels in the wrong order for 3 weeks without anybody noticing? Sign....5066anditistwohashtags,bits,chinatown,chinatown2,cinema,comedy,film,harveykeitel,humor,ithinkispelledhisnameright,jacknicholson,jokes,lol,movies,noir,onehashtagaboutthisepisode,podcast,religiousyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-50-honey-we-shrunk-ourselves--25897259https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25897259Wed, 22 Apr 2020 12:47:13 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves. This movie featured extreme marital trouble, some horrifying CGI bugs, and a young Mila Kunis. Not that we discussed any of that, but that's what was in the movie.5032bits,chipdip,cinema,comedy,film,hemerrhoids,humor,jokes,movies,religious,rickmoranis,waxeyemotionalbuildupyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-49-johnny-english-strikes-again--25505409https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25505409Wed, 15 Apr 2020 12:00:07 +0000Roman MilanHang out with us for a while while we discuss this (checks notes) third. Wait, I'm sorry, THIRD?? Yeah, no, THIRD Johnny English movie. And as with the first (and we're assuming probably the second) it's a wonderful time full of hijinks, goofemups,...4986asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,elonmusk,emmathompson,film,heaven,humor,jokes,kindof,londonlemming,movies,religious,rowanatkinson,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-48-shrek-forever-after--24963210
Yeah, no, just listen. It'll make more sense when you do.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24963210Wed, 08 Apr 2020 12:00:11 +0000Roman MilanOur ruse now tossed aside, please come with us to mourn the actual death of the Shrek franchise, Shrek Forever After, as it goes to join the Black Parade. Oh, also, get ready for the upcoming Hot Topic IPO with us. And take a look at Jon Hamm, the hot...
Yeah, no, just listen. It'll make more sense when you do.]]>4612bits,cinema,comedy,dreamworkskingdomhearts,film,hottopic,humor,jokes,jonhamm,kingdomhearts,mcr,movies,notblueskykingdomhearts,religious,sequel,shrekyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-47-shrek-5--24698183https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24698183Wed, 01 Apr 2020 12:00:13 +0000Roman MilanSorry, we had a little bit of a technical issue for this one with Griffin's sound, but don't get it twisted, we did the Big Boy in this one. That's right, Shrek 5. The most recent (final?) Shrek movie. Does Shrek get shot? Yes. Does Donkey fall in...5293bits,cinema,comedy,film,gun,humor,jokes,movies,religious,sequels,shrek,shrekgotshot,thedeathpenaltyyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-46-madagascar-3-europe-s-most-wanted--24279813https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24279813Wed, 25 Mar 2020 12:00:06 +0000Roman MilanThe most controversial possible sequel to Inception ever to be made. That's right, it's Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. We're introduced to one of the most iconic, unstoppable villains of all time, as well as the world's most Italian sea lion....5012benstiller,bits,chrisrock,cinema,comedy,dreamworks,film,humor,jokes,lol,madagascar3,movies,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-45-high-school-musical-3-senior-year--24009246https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24009246Wed, 18 Mar 2020 11:00:17 +0000Roman MilanWe're all in this together, and by that I don't just mean this quarantine, I mean the angst-ridden experience of high school where you're constantly asked to choose whether to be an incredibly talented basketball player or an incredibly talented...6125ashleytisdale,bits,cinema,comedy,film,heaven,highschoolmusical3,humor,jokes,movies,religious,rocketman,sequels,sharpay,troybolton,whipits,zaceffronyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-44-the-princess-diaries-2-royal-engagement--23724902https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23724902Wed, 11 Mar 2020 12:00:20 +0000Roman MilanThe Princess Diaries Franchise, like King Rupert, may it rest in peace. This week we watched The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, featuring the cinematic debut of Chris Pine, two Oscar winners, the worst CGI you've ever seen, and the strangest...4789bits,cinema,comedy,film,he,humor,in,jokes,julieandrews,kingrupert,may,movies,peace,princessdiaries,princessdiaries2,religious,rest,sequels,thequeenyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-43-kronk-s-new-groove--23457926https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23457926Wed, 04 Mar 2020 12:00:12 +0000Roman MilanIt's a Wonderful Life 2: Kronk's New Groove. Mic balls, disapproving looks, sensual breadmaking, and the best Evita joke of all time. Get with it.5246bits,cinema,comedy,evita,film,glee,humor,jokes,kronk,kronksnewgroove,margeandtina,movies,religious,riffs,skateboarding,youknowthatineverleftyouyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-42-kick-ass-2--23201533No, seriously, just get in. We'll explain on the way]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23201533Wed, 26 Feb 2020 08:22:24 +0000Roman MilanGet on in and join us as we invent new folk heroes while exploring Texas' backroad attractions. That's just what happens when we discuss Kick Ass 2! No, seriously, just get in. We'll explain on the wayNo, seriously, just get in. We'll explain on the way]]>5030bits,cinema,comedy,film,ham,hamsusan,humor,jimcarey,jokes,kickass,kickass2,manslaughter,motherrussia,movies,religious,samhoustonyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-41-xxx-return-of-xander-cage--22943294https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22943294Wed, 19 Feb 2020 07:21:57 +0000Roman MilanGrab your motorcycles and use them to somehow surf over water, because it's time to talk about xXx: The Return of Xander Cage. This is a movie where motorcycles surf, skis work on flat un-snowy ground, and satellites are being used as ballistic...4955bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,movies,religious,vindiesel,xandercageyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-40-50-shades-freed--22684431https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22684431Wed, 12 Feb 2020 13:00:03 +0000Roman MilanAs a special treat for Valentine's Day, get ready for our steamiest episode yet (I know. Possibly even more than Magic Mike XXL). This week we watched the ending of the 50 Shades saga 50 Shades Freed. It's a movie that's partially about bondage, but...490050shadesfreed,bdsm,bits,cinema,comedy,dcom,film,humor,humour,jokes,movies,religious,smarthouse2,valentinesdayyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-39-the-twilight-saga-breaking-dawn-pt-2-feat-addie-gia--22437103https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22437103Wed, 05 Feb 2020 09:57:44 +0000Roman MilanIt's almost valentine's day, and we're turning up the love by reviewing the greatest love story ever told: Twilight. We watched Breaking Dawn Pt. 2, and brought along our good friend Addie Gia! Take a listen as we learn about what in the living hell...6041addiegia,asg2h,babynut,bits,breakingdawnpt2,cinema,comedy,film,funny,humor,isthatablackcatinyourpocket,jokes,laughs,lol,movies,religious,twilightyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-38-rush-hour-3--22183349https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22183349Wed, 29 Jan 2020 15:19:14 +0000Roman MilanThis week we dive, flag first into the Rush Hour franchise's final installment. Visiting, as we do, Jackie Chan's kinks, Chris Tucker's challenging brilliance, and the reboot of Flatliners. Remember? The one with Ellen Page? Oh. You don't remember...5071yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-37-teen-wolf-too--21938008https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21938008Wed, 22 Jan 2020 11:00:13 +0000Roman MilanI know what you're thinking "Ugh, another movie where a werewolf, played by Jason Bateman, is beloved by his whole college and also becomes a state champion boxer?" Yeah, we know. We know. But this one also features basically a complete music video in...4953bits,boxing,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jasonbateman,jokes,movies,religious,teenwolftoo,werewolvesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-36-robocop-3--21705729https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21705729Wed, 15 Jan 2020 10:01:18 +0000Roman MilanYour move, creep. As long as that move is to listen to us discuss Robocop 3. It's an excellent movie full of jackbooted thugs, samurai robocops, questionable hacking methods, and so much more. We loved it. Please enjoy along with us.5175asg2h,bits,blade?,cinema,comedy,film,funny,humor,jokes,movies,religious,robocop,robocop3,vampirecop,whatconstitutesavampirecop?yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-35-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull--21464013https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21464013Wed, 08 Jan 2020 12:00:21 +0000Roman MilanHappy 2020 everybody! We started this year off with a visit to everyone's favorite adventurous archaeologist, Indiana Jones! What's that? This time he gets nuked in a fridge, chased by giant ants, and then in the end it turns out to be aliens the...5184bits,cinema,comedy,crystalskull,films,humor,indianajones,jokes,movies,religiousyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-34-5-2019-recap-dungeons-dragons-extravaganza-part-2--21340721https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21340721Sat, 04 Jan 2020 11:04:17 +0000Roman MilanJoin us for the exciting part 2 to our Dungeons and Dragons adventure. What waits at the journey's end? A satisfying conclusion? Maaaaaybe? Regardless, check it out!5275actualplay,asg2h,bits,brucespence,cinema,comedy,dnd,films,humor,jokes,meangirls2,movies,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-34-2019-recap-dungeons-dragons-extravaganza--21244019https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21244019Wed, 01 Jan 2020 08:23:19 +0000Roman MilanRoll for initiative! Jump into the new year with us as we first look back to the past. Our 2019 recap extravaganza sees us experiment with recorded Dungeons & Dragons for the first time as we adventure through our last year's journey through film...4163actualplay,atlantis,bits,cinema,comedy,dnd,dungeonsanddragons,film,humor,iceage,jokes,kungfupanda,movies,piratesofthecaribbean,podcast,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-33-a-christmas-story-2--21016709https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21016709Wed, 25 Dec 2019 13:00:11 +0000Roman MilanMerry Christmas (or, if you prefer, happy fourth night of Hannukah)! We're here to celebrate this jolliest of days with a holiday classic...'s thirty years later sequel. It's A Christmas Story 2, featuring Enemy of Christmas Daniel Stern, a lot of...4926adeledazeem,bits,christmas,christmasstory2,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,movies,podcast,yugiohyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-32-home-alone-5-the-holiday-heist--20837976https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20837976Wed, 18 Dec 2019 12:00:17 +0000Roman MilanJust one week 'til Christmas! But before we get there, we're going to have to fight off three art thieves and maybe one ghost. That's right, this week we watched Home Alone 5: The Holiday Heist. Well, except for Griff, who watched An American Werewolf...47745,bits,christmas,cinema,comedy,crabman,film,heist,holiday,homealone,humor,jokes,movies,mynameisearl,presidentjohnhenryeden,religious,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-31-the-santa-clause-3--20658102We discuss the egregious use of lazy Canadian stereotypes, what is and isn't ravioli, and of course, it wouldn't be an ASG2H episode if we didn't discuss (say it with me now) VIDEO! GAMES! THAT! HAVE! NOTHING! TO! DO! WITH! THE! MOVIE!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20658102Wed, 11 Dec 2019 16:40:32 +0000Roman MilanDust off your old Contract Law textbooks because this week we do a deep dive into The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. That's right Rim Allen is back with more tepid goofs than ever. We discuss the egregious use of lazy Canadian stereotypes, what is...We discuss the egregious use of lazy Canadian stereotypes, what is and isn't ravioli, and of course, it wouldn't be an ASG2H episode if we didn't discuss (say it with me now) VIDEO! GAMES! THAT! HAVE! NOTHING! TO! DO! WITH! THE! MOVIE!]]>4891bits,christmas,cinema,comedy,festive,film,goofs,holiday,humor,jokes,movies,religious,rimallen,santaclause3yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-30-national-treasure-book-of-secrets--20466856https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20466856Wed, 04 Dec 2019 12:00:19 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched National Treasure: Book of Secrets. This romp through American history is accompanied by several Academy Award Winners and Nominees, and all of them just seem to continually dunk on Riley. Also, who else's dick pics do you think...5028bits,bookofsecrets,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,justiceforriley,movies,nationaltreasure,nicolascage,religiousyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-29-the-next-karate-kid-1994--20296538https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20296538Wed, 27 Nov 2019 12:00:10 +0000Roman MilanWhether you're a dancing monk in a monastery, a hawk inexplicably in a cage on top of a high school, or a jackbooted thug about to bungee jump from the rafters of his high school gymnasium, gather around to hear the tale of 1994's The Next Karate Kid...5138bits,bungeejumping,cinema,comedy,dancingmonks,dugan,film,hilaryswank,humor,jokes,karatekid,movies,nextkaratekid,patmorita,religious,waltongoggins,zenbowlingyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-28-son-of-the-mask--20001585https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20001585Wed, 20 Nov 2019 12:00:10 +0000Roman MilanSon of a Son, Son of a Son, Son of a Son of a Loki. That's right, we watched Son of the Mask this week and boy is it... something else. Just... listen.5136asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jamiekennedy,jokes,lokisseed,mask,movie,religious,sonofthemaskyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-27-evan-almighty--19999761https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19999761Wed, 13 Nov 2019 12:00:17 +0000Roman MilanGather onto this big wooden boat that we, American congressmen, have built for you, our podcast constituents. Of course you've guessed by this point that we watched Evan Almighty this week. So hop on board and hold on tight, because this ride got a...4985asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,evanalmighty,film,humor,jokes,movies,religious,stevecarrellyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-26-atlantis-2-milo-s-return--19880763https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19880763Wed, 06 Nov 2019 12:00:21 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Atlantis 2: Milo's Return. It's actually the first three episodes of a failed tv series that takes place entirely away from Atlantis. But enough about that, we talk a lot about famous British poker player Dave "The Devilfish"...4881atlantis2,bits,cinema,comedy,davethedevilfishulliott,film,humor,jokes,movies,religiousyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-25-return-to-halloweentown--19761795https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19761795Wed, 30 Oct 2019 11:00:15 +0000Roman MilanBOO FOR A COMEDICALLY NECESSARY THIRD TIME! Welcome to the final episode of our 2019 Halloween Spooktacular! This episode we visited a classic Halloween franchise by watching Return to Halloweentown. It's a proper sequel with a new lead actor,...4966asg2h,bits,comedy,film,halloween,halloweentown,humor,jokes,movies,religious,returntohalloweentown,thesinistersisters,workyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-24-hotel-transylvania-3-summer-vacation--19639957https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19639957Wed, 23 Oct 2019 03:15:17 +0000Roman MilanBOO AGAIN! Week 2 of our Halloween Spooktacular is here, and with it comes Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation. It's a movie that refuses to write its own music, insisting instead that we all give another chance to a little ditty called The...5104asg2h,bits,cinema,comedy,film,halloween2019,halloweenspooktacular,hoteltransylvania3,humor,jokes,movies,religiousyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-23-the-rage-carrie-2--19527064https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19527064Wed, 16 Oct 2019 10:00:21 +0000Roman MilanBOO! It's the first episode of our 2019 Halloween Spooktacular, so we watched The Rage: Carrie 2. It's just like the first one, but with more competition-grade spear guns. Check it out.5309bits,carrie2,cinema,comedy,film,humor,jokes,movies,religious,therageyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-22-the-sandlot-3-heading-home--19415625https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19415625Wed, 09 Oct 2019 11:00:12 +0000Roman MilanIn the back half of our Sandlot double header we watched The Sandlot: Heading Home. It's such a better movie featuring brain trauma-induced time travel and a house filled with baseball-themed traps. We seriously cannot recommend this movie or this...5095bennythejet,cinema,comedy,film,funny,humor,jokes,movies,pablosanchez,religious,santayesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-21-the-sandlot-2--19316426https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19316426Wed, 02 Oct 2019 11:00:07 +0000Roman MilanOctober is here! That means it's the most important time of the year for baseball, and thus, for men over 50. To celebrate, we watched The Sandlot 2 a movie which yearns so hard to be exactly like the first one but still falls so, so short.5401asg2h,baseball,bits,cinema,comedy,daviddurango,film,funny,humor,jokes,movies,religious,ripsteveirwin,sandlot2,smalls,worldseriesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-20-rocky-balboa--19227142https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19227142Wed, 25 Sep 2019 11:00:05 +0000Roman MilanIf ya SMEEEEEELLLLLL what the ROCKY is COOKIN! That's right, this week we watched Rocky Balboa. It's the sixth Rocky movie, but it reminded us more of a fifth. Henry the Fifth. Once more unto the breach, dear friends.5398asg2h,cinema,comedy,dixon,film,funny,humor,jokes,line,mason,mason"theline"dixon,movies,religious,rocky,rockybalboa,theyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-19-kung-fu-panda-3--19132634https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19132634Wed, 18 Sep 2019 11:00:09 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Kung Fu Panda 3, and loved it, but still managed to talk about Yu Gi Oh and Beyblades for a full 6 minutes in the middle. It was a wonderful time all around.5569asg2h,beyblades,comedy,dreamworks,film,humor,jokes,kungfupanda,letitrip,movies,religious,yugiohyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-18-leroy-stitch--19064980
@asg2h]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19064980Wed, 11 Sep 2019 11:00:16 +0000Roman MilanBoy have we got an episode for you this week, and you are not going to want to Experiment 089 it. You're honestly 405 to have stumbled upon this and you are not going to want to 362 your device once you take the 082 into this ep. So make some 460 and...
@asg2h]]>5399asg2h,comedy,film,funny,humor,jokes,leroy,lilo,movies,religious,stitchyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-17-meatballs-part-ii--18994626
@ASG2H]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18994626Wed, 04 Sep 2019 11:00:12 +0000Roman MilanOk, in our defense, we spent way less time talking about ding dongs in this one than the movie did. Though really, it would be almost impossible not to. @ASG2H
@ASG2H]]>5355cinema,comedy,dork,films,funny,humor,jokes,meatballs,movies,pinkies,religious,summercampyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-16-blues-brothers-2000--18935602https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18935602Wed, 28 Aug 2019 11:00:15 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Blues Brothers 2000. It's a wild movie, but instead we chose to talk about Digimon and crossing over Backyard Baseball and The Fault In Our Stars. So yeah. Give it a listen.5373asg2h,backyardbaseball,bluesbrothers2000,cinema,comedy,digimon,film,humor,movies,religious,thefaultinourstarsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-15-pitch-perfect-3--18874460https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18874460Wed, 21 Aug 2019 11:00:15 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Pitch Perfect 3, a movie we feel could have learned a lesson or two from The Emperor's New Groove.5685annacamp,annakendrick,asg2h,brittanysnow,comedy,djdragonnuts,film,geenadavis,heaven,humor,jokes,movies,pitchperfect3,rebelwilson,religious,sequels,stuartlittle3,walpyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-14-transformers-the-last-knight--18801761
Let's just say that he had some opinions on this one...]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18801761Wed, 14 Aug 2019 11:00:12 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched the fifth Transformers movie, Transformers: The Last Knight. And then something broke in Spencer and he watched the third and fourth back to back. Let's just say that he had some opinions on this one...
Let's just say that he had some opinions on this one...]]>5419asg2h,comedy,explosions,film,humor,jokes,moreexplosions,movies,nitrozeus,optimusprime,religious,transformersyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-13-mean-girls-2--18730113
This one got a little wild.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18730113Wed, 07 Aug 2019 11:00:07 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Mean Girls 2, so of course a lot of our discussion revolved around competitive eating, competitive eater nicknames, and of course the peoples' champion/all around living legend Kobayashi. This one got a little wild.
This one got a little wild.]]>5340asg2h,comedy,film,freekobi,humor,jokes,kobayashi,manvsbearvsdogs,meangirls,movies,religious,timmeadowsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-12-ice-age-collision-course--18672732
#PutItInTheMaze
#PutItInTheLabyrinth]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18672732Wed, 31 Jul 2019 11:00:23 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched the FIFTH movie in the Ice Age franchise, a franchise which seems to be gaining great voice talent at the same rate it gets wild, amazing ideas out of the Rusted Root sequence in the first movie. Check it out. #PutItInTheMaze...
#PutItInTheMaze
#PutItInTheLabyrinth]]>5512asg2h,comedy,film,humor,iceage,jokes,movies,putitinthelabyrinth,putitinthemaze,rayromano,religious,skratyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-11-zoolander-2--18622315https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18622315Wed, 24 Jul 2019 11:00:22 +0000Roman MilanTake your strongest crazy pills, it's time to discuss 2016's Zoolander 2! It's a movie that opens with an extended Justin Bieber cameo and somehow only goes downhill from there. Listen if you dare.5410asg2h,bluesteel,comedy,film,heaven,humor,jokes,magnum,movies,orangemochafrappachino,regressiveviews,religious,sequels,zoolanderyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-10-the-lion-king-2--18566491https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18566491Wed, 17 Jul 2019 11:00:23 +0000Roman MilanAhead of this week's remake, we watched the only true sequel to The Lion King, The Lion King 2! And then we discovered a lot of pictures of Matthew Broderick with sideburns. Both turned out to be very enriching experiences.4877yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-9-magic-mike-xxl--18508286
It should go without saying, this one gets a little raunchy.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18508286Wed, 10 Jul 2019 11:00:16 +0000Roman MilanHop in the car with Mike and the boys as they drive away from the serious, dramatic plot of the first move and towards Stripping Regionals! It should go without saying, this one gets a little raunchy.
It should go without saying, this one gets a little raunchy.]]>5584andiemacdowell,asg2h,comedy,dong,film,humor,jokes,magicmike,magicmikexxl,movies,religiousyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-8-grease-2--18447748https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18447748Wed, 03 Jul 2019 11:00:15 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched Grease 2, a movie directed by a choreographer, written by a songwriter and screenwriter who never met, and starring Shooter McGavin as a 1950s Greaser. It's an excellently terrible time.5172asg2h,broadway,comedy,film,grease2,humor,jokes,mcgavin,movies,musical,religious,shooteryesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-7-the-chronicles-of-narnia-the-voyage-of-the-dawn-treader--18381881https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18381881Wed, 26 Jun 2019 11:00:15 +0000Roman MilanThis week we watched The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. But more than that, we discovered a Christian movie review website called Movieguide, which was way more worth exploring than this film.5437asg2h,aslan,butthisonesortawas,chronicles,comedy,film,heaven,humor,iusuallyputreligiousasajoke,jesus,jokes,movieguide,movies,narnia,review,sequelsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-6-the-pink-panther-2--18311291https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18311291Wed, 19 Jun 2019 11:00:06 +0000Roman MilanThis week we sat down to watch 2009's The Pink Panther 2. Some pretty major changes in this one: Beyonce is out, Jeremy Irons is in, and EVERYBODY IS SUDDENLY TERRIBLE AND CREEPY. It's... a lot.4716andygarcia,asg2h,comedy,film,heaven,humor,jeremyeffinirons,jokes,justiceforthatwaiter,movies,pinkpanther,religious,sequels,shirtlessjeremyirons,stevemartinyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-5-men-in-black-3--18239784https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18239784Wed, 12 Jun 2019 11:00:15 +0000Roman MilanAhead of MIB International opening this weekend, spend some time with us reminiscing about Men in Black 3: A time traveling romp starring Jemaine Clement as a weird, pseudo-sexual alien serial killer, and Josh Brolin as a weird, pseudo-sexual young...4915aliens,allsequelsgotoheaven,asg2h,comedy,film,humor,jokes,meninblack,mib,movies,religious,willsmithyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-4-inspector-gadget-2--18161040
Shoutout to The Manges for letting us use their song "Jump The Shark" and to Kelly Burroughs for making our amazing cover art!

Twitter: @asg2h
Email: allsequelsgotoheaven@gmail.com
Facebook: Just search the name of our show. I bet our page probably comes up near the top.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18161040Wed, 05 Jun 2019 11:00:15 +0000Roman MilanThis week we discuss Inspector Gadget 2, which stars French Stewart as Matthew Broderick's Inspector Gadget. If you're a fan of the old Inspector Gadget TV show, you'll probably love it. If you have eyes and/or ears, you probably won't. Shoutout to...
Shoutout to The Manges for letting us use their song "Jump The Shark" and to Kelly Burroughs for making our amazing cover art!

Twitter: @asg2h
Email: allsequelsgotoheaven@gmail.com
Facebook: Just search the name of our show. I bet our page probably comes up near the top.]]>4769all,asg2h,comedy,film,gadget,heaven,humor,inspector,jokes,movie,movies,religious,sequels,skayesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-3-legally-blonde-2-red-white-blonde--18108842
Shoutout to The Manges for letting us use their song "Jump The Shark" and to Kelly Burroughs for making our amazing cover art!

Twitter: @asg2h
Email: allsequelsgotoheaven@gmail.com
Facebook: Just search the name of our show. I bet our page probably comes up near the top.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18108842Wed, 29 May 2019 11:00:21 +0000Roman MilanIn Episode 3 of All Sequels Go To Heaven, the Franchise Fellas (again, still working on the name) discuss Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde. Of course this leads us through discussions of campaign finance reform, how politics works, and of course...
Shoutout to The Manges for letting us use their song "Jump The Shark" and to Kelly Burroughs for making our amazing cover art!

Twitter: @asg2h
Email: allsequelsgotoheaven@gmail.com
Facebook: Just search the name of our show. I bet our page probably comes up near the top.]]>4612america,blonde,comedy,current,dogs,events,film,gay,humor,legally,movies,politics,religious,sequels,topicalyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-2-spy-kids-4-all-the-time-in-the-world--18037640
Sorry for the sound issues on this one. We had to record it live in Dallas with a wet, rented mic. Next week is back to normal.

Also, thanks to The Manges for letting us use their song Jump the Shark as our intro & outro. And shoutout to the ultra-talented Kelly Burroughs who drew our beautiful cover art!

Twitter: @ASG2H
Email: allsequelsgotoheaven@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18037640Wed, 22 May 2019 11:00:06 +0000Roman MilanOn the second episode of All Sequels Go To Heaven, the Pearly Gates Posse (working title) discuss Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World, the 2011 sequel starring Jessica Alba, Joel McHale, Alexa PenaVega, Daniel Sabara, Jeremy Piven, Jeremy Piven,...
Sorry for the sound issues on this one. We had to record it live in Dallas with a wet, rented mic. Next week is back to normal.

Also, thanks to The Manges for letting us use their song Jump the Shark as our intro & outro. And shoutout to the ultra-talented Kelly Burroughs who drew our beautiful cover art!

Twitter: @ASG2H
Email: allsequelsgotoheaven@gmail.com]]>4347comedy,film,franchise,heaven,humor,jeremy,jokes,kids,movies,piven,religious,review,sequels,spy,timetravelyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-1-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales--17929858
Shoutout to The Manges for letting us use their song "Jump the Shark" as our intro and outro. And an additional shoutout to Kelly Burroughs for drawing us our fantastic cover art.

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Twitter: @asg2h]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17929858Tue, 14 May 2019 21:37:30 +0000Roman MilanIn the first episode of All Sequels Go To Heaven, we discuss the fifth of Jack Sparrow and friends' oceanic romps, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (or, if you prefer, 5rates). Shoutout to The Manges for letting us use their song "Jump the...
Shoutout to The Manges for letting us use their song "Jump the Shark" as our intro and outro. And an additional shoutout to Kelly Burroughs for drawing us our fantastic cover art.

Facebook: facebook.com/asg2h
Twitter: @asg2h]]>4566asg2h,barbosa,comedy,film,funny,heaven,humor,jokes,movies,pirates,religious,sequels,sparrowyesfull