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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Alisa Starr's Thought Of The Day</title><link>http://snarkycards.etsy.com</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa Starr lives in Seattle. She makes Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. This is her podcast about her Art Life. Listen to her ups and downs as she makes art and sells it.<br />Check out her art here: snarkycards.etsy.com<br />Or more of her rants and raves here:<br />Superalisa.com<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/3517698/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Comedy</category><copyright>Copyright Alisa Starr</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/523ca434b88bc137ef51246d5c133391.jpg</url><title>Alisa Starr's Thought Of The Day</title><link>http://snarkycards.etsy.com</link></image><lastBuildDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2024 07:01:53 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Alisa Starr</itunes:name><itunes:email>snarkycards@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/523ca434b88bc137ef51246d5c133391.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Alisa Starr lives in Seattle. She makes Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. This is her podcast about her Art Life. Listen to her ups and downs as she makes art and sells it.
Check out her art here: snarkycards.etsy.com
Or more of her rants...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa Starr lives in Seattle. She makes Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. This is her podcast about her Art Life. Listen to her ups and downs as she makes art and sells it.<br />Check out her art here: snarkycards.etsy.com<br />Or more of her rants and raves here:<br />Superalisa.com<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><podcast:funding url="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss">Support the podcast!</podcast:funding><item><title>Episode 60 - Prince Charles</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-60-prince-charles--53738900</link><description><![CDATA[The coronation will be off the hook. I can't wait to see how many eggs eggs 🥚 get thrown!!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53738900</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2023 11:47:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53738900/draft_1683199720378785_audio.mp3" length="14953743" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The coronation will be off the hook. I can't wait to see how many eggs eggs 🥚 get thrown!!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The coronation will be off the hook. I can't wait to see how many eggs eggs 🥚 get thrown!!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>935</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa,alisastarr,coronation,princecharlesthecruel,snarkycards</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e0dea8f62a6b7ff621d1052164699489.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Military Sucks</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-military-sucks--51059776</link><description><![CDATA[The US Military pollutes it's soldiers bodies, their homes, and then the rest of us. <br />This is actual pollution; toxins they put in the water on their military bases, in the air and the soil. <br />It's fucked up. <br />If you care about soldiers, you will want them to heal their soldiers and stop ruining everything. <br />Here are my sources:<br /><a href="https://earth.org/us-military-pollution" rel="noopener">https://earth.org/us-military-pollution</a> <br /><br /><a href="https://www.ecowatch.com/military-largest-polluter-2408760609.html" rel="noopener">https://www.ecowatch.com/military-largest-polluter-2408760609.html</a> <br /><br /><a href="https://pfasproject.com/2021/03/25/the-us-military-is-poisoning-communities-across-the-us-with-toxic-chemical/" rel="noopener">https://pfasproject.com/2021/03/25/the-us-military-is-poisoning-communities-across-the-us-with-toxic-chemical/</a><br /><a href="https://news.climate.columbia.edu/2020/03/13/fix-recycling-america/" rel="noopener">https://news.climate.columbia.edu/2020/03/13/fix-recycling-america/</a><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51059776</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2022 22:54:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51059776/draft_1649977565628512_audio.mp3" length="9050070" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The US Military pollutes it's soldiers bodies, their homes, and then the rest of us. 
This is actual pollution; toxins they put in the water on their military bases, in the air and the soil. 
It's fucked up. 
If you care about soldiers, you will want...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The US Military pollutes it's soldiers bodies, their homes, and then the rest of us. <br />This is actual pollution; toxins they put in the water on their military bases, in the air and the soil. <br />It's fucked up. <br />If you care about soldiers, you will want them to heal their soldiers and stop ruining everything. <br />Here are my sources:<br /><a href="https://earth.org/us-military-pollution" rel="noopener">https://earth.org/us-military-pollution</a> <br /><br /><a href="https://www.ecowatch.com/military-largest-polluter-2408760609.html" rel="noopener">https://www.ecowatch.com/military-largest-polluter-2408760609.html</a> <br /><br /><a href="https://pfasproject.com/2021/03/25/the-us-military-is-poisoning-communities-across-the-us-with-toxic-chemical/" rel="noopener">https://pfasproject.com/2021/03/25/the-us-military-is-poisoning-communities-across-the-us-with-toxic-chemical/</a><br /><a href="https://news.climate.columbia.edu/2020/03/13/fix-recycling-america/" rel="noopener">https://news.climate.columbia.edu/2020/03/13/fix-recycling-america/</a><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>566</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>airpollution,alisa,alisastarr,military-industrial-complex,military-intelligence,pfas,poisonedwater,recycling,soil-testing,soldiers,starr,usmilitary,usmilitarybiggestpolluter,war,waterpollution,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7b7462e5966cb1bbf39d2b5a59c81b11.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nazis</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/nazis--51059700</link><description><![CDATA[Watching Nazi's get humanized has tripped me the fuck out.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51059700</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2022 22:56:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51059700/draft_1660524572677775_audio.mp3" length="3652963" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Watching Nazi's get humanized has tripped me the fuck out.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Watching Nazi's get humanized has tripped me the fuck out.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>229</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>fuckracism,nazi-america,nazi's,punchanazi,racism,racismsucks,white-nationalism,white-on-white-crime,white-supremacy,why</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c2f086c2f2ff2d77c3e4204190e07733.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Staircase To Millions</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/staircase-to-millions--51059531</link><description><![CDATA[Rich people are so fucking stupid sometimes.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51059531</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2022 21:08:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51059531/draft_164655876159353_audio.mp3" length="2893531" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rich people are so fucking stupid sometimes.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rich people are so fucking stupid sometimes.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>181</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>billions,dumbassery,elevator,homicide,millions,rich,stairs,suicide,wealthy-families,why</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f81f908c3640154cf7e00a11ee08aece.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pain Vampires</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pain-vampires--51059586</link><description><![CDATA[I have chronic pain. <br />Friends/Strangers and Lovers act different about it. <br />This episode explains to your some weird shit that happens when people see your pain.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51059586</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2022 20:23:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51059586/draft_1660524852865449_audio.mp3" length="7574256" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I have chronic pain. 
Friends/Strangers and Lovers act different about it. 
This episode explains to your some weird shit that happens when people see your pain.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I have chronic pain. <br />Friends/Strangers and Lovers act different about it. <br />This episode explains to your some weird shit that happens when people see your pain.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>474</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisastarr,chronic-illness,chronicpain,chronic-pain,explaining,friends,fuckedup,lover,spooniecommunity,spoonie-life,spooniesupport,spoons,spoontheory,weird-facts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/95bbcaa3a3597f9b6afcd2e94c89e429.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Boob Report</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/boob-report--51059494</link><description><![CDATA[My boobs are important to the world. And you need to know what is happeneing with them. Occasional boob reports are required. <br />Here is the latest one.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51059494</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2022 22:03:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51059494/draft_1660525778958179_audio.mp3" length="5861041" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>My boobs are important to the world. And you need to know what is happeneing with them. Occasional boob reports are required. 
Here is the latest one.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[My boobs are important to the world. And you need to know what is happeneing with them. Occasional boob reports are required. <br />Here is the latest one.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>367</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa-starr,bigoltitties,boob,boobs,breasts,cleavage,lady,motorboat,rad'shit,snarky,super,tits</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/95328ae841ff6c97cde802d8764c0db1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ashton And Mila</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ashton-and-mila--51059661</link><description><![CDATA[America's Favorite Couple need to answer some questions. <br />TW: S.A.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51059661</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2022 23:25:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51059661/draft_1660525364163856_audio.mp3" length="5905763" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>America's Favorite Couple need to answer some questions. 
TW: S.A.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[America's Favorite Couple need to answer some questions. <br />TW: S.A.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>370</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ashtonkutcher,dannymasterson,dannymastersonsexualassault,donkeypunch,fuckedupshit,hyde,mila-kunis,sexual-assault,that70'sshow,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/edd50d3a4103eaac619e295370cb1741.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Old Timey Porn</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/old-timey-porn--51059457</link><description><![CDATA[The evolution of sex with yourself.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51059457</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2022 00:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51059457/draft_1660526174437140_audio.mp3" length="8022726" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The evolution of sex with yourself.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The evolution of sex with yourself.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>502</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>80's,alisa,alisastarr,olden-days,oldtimes,porn,porn-talk,starr,the,thewoods,weird-facts</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ba7fd8f979246065b7fb401baa756130.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Not On My Block</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/not-on-my-block--50692191</link><description><![CDATA[TW: physical abuse<br />This is what I did when I heard someone being beaten in my neighborhood. <br />Decide for yourself if I did the right thing. <br />Every time a story like this is shared, people have strong opinions on how it should be handled. I really want to hear yours. <br />Moose is my model for the ep; for comfort.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50692191</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2022 20:51:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50692191/draft_1656633772175472_audio.mp3" length="8502543" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>TW: physical abuse
This is what I did when I heard someone being beaten in my neighborhood. 
Decide for yourself if I did the right thing. 
Every time a story like this is shared, people have strong opinions on how it should be handled. I really want...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[TW: physical abuse<br />This is what I did when I heard someone being beaten in my neighborhood. <br />Decide for yourself if I did the right thing. <br />Every time a story like this is shared, people have strong opinions on how it should be handled. I really want to hear yours. <br />Moose is my model for the ep; for comfort.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>532</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abuse,assault,block,copstories,domestic,fuckedupshit,help!,kindness,my,neighborhood,neighbors,nextdoortome,recovery,ruok?,trauma,traumatic,youdeservebetter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7457dc1c88a01701ce3f6e93a9d6de9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Trusting A Fart</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/trusting-a-fart--50692297</link><description><![CDATA[Not all farts can be trusted. And sometimes, they can wander. <br />Miriam Margolyes will crack you the fuck up. <br /><a href="https://fb.watch/esiAI50ZlH/" rel="noopener">https://fb.watch/esiAI50ZlH/</a><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50692297</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2022 21:30:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50692297/draft_1646436244308507_audio.mp3" length="3094151" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Not all farts can be trusted. And sometimes, they can wander. 
Miriam Margolyes will crack you the fuck up. 
https://fb.watch/esiAI50ZlH/</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Not all farts can be trusted. And sometimes, they can wander. <br />Miriam Margolyes will crack you the fuck up. <br /><a href="https://fb.watch/esiAI50ZlH/" rel="noopener">https://fb.watch/esiAI50ZlH/</a><br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>194</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa,fart!!:),farting,fartjokes,funny,funnystories,poop,shit,shitty,snarky,snarkycards,starr,superalisa,vagina,vaginacandle,vaginal,vaginalhealth,vaginapower,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8963f0cca69fb46e4ebca413bf57b4e8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Adopt A Kid</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/adopt-a-kid--50692141</link><description><![CDATA[People say some weird shit to me after they read my cards. And the weird shit they say to me changes, from year to year. Gen X vs Gen Z. <br />This was Gen X, 2008-2013.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50692141</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2022 20:37:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50692141/draft_1656634345460908_audio.mp3" length="8649247" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>People say some weird shit to me after they read my cards. And the weird shit they say to me changes, from year to year. Gen X vs Gen Z. 
This was Gen X, 2008-2013.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[People say some weird shit to me after they read my cards. And the weird shit they say to me changes, from year to year. Gen X vs Gen Z. <br />This was Gen X, 2008-2013.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>541</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adoption,alisa-starr,artist,art-podcast,bars,chinese,customer-experience,customerisalwaysright,customer-relationship,drunk,logic,selling,slave,snarky,snarkycards,stories,story,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/369fffd5db7020cf2084a296b06c546e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Zombie Vs Vaginas</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/zombie-vs-vaginas--49418474</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa pokes holes in the Zombie Apocalypse.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49418474</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2022 01:01:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49418474/draft_1649810573762489_audio.mp3" length="7857632" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa pokes holes in the Zombie Apocalypse.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa pokes holes in the Zombie Apocalypse.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>492</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>critisism,fight-the-good-fight,fun,funny,lady,menstral,period-drama,tv,twd,zombie,zombie-apocolypse,zombie+horror</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/330f9e89a49985642eb27e1a44f51970.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Future Porn: Nuclear War</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/future-porn-nuclear-war--49178146</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa presents the pros and cons of being nuclear bombed.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49178146</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2022 22:31:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49178146/draft_1646449066820242_audio.mp3" length="5972636" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa presents the pros and cons of being nuclear bombed.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa presents the pros and cons of being nuclear bombed.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>374</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apocalypse,apocalyptic,bezos,billionaire,bunker,disintegrate,future,nuclear-war,nuclearweapons,plebes,predict-the-future,putin,slaves,story-telling</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c8827e2ba2d4052568cd7ad449110da2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>When I Was Born</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/when-i-was-born--49212074</link><description><![CDATA[We were all babies. <br />And all babies are gross. <br />This is about that.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49212074</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2022 22:31:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49212074/draft_164833620891078_audio.mp3" length="1994501" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We were all babies. 
And all babies are gross. 
This is about that.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We were all babies. <br />And all babies are gross. <br />This is about that.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>125</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baby,banana,birth,birthing,chinese,identity,mama,mother,new,slimy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38d99cec1929084ed94e08773eaa142b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Corey booker and Kentaji</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/corey-booker-and-kentaji--49205269</link><description><![CDATA[Why is Corey Booker the only one to back up KBJ?<br />Alienating a supereme court justice also seems like a dumbass move for the Democratic party. <br />They could fucking back her up. Bring an ally requires so little action here.<br />Fucking racist pricks. <br />But that isn't what this episode is about. <br />This episode is a joke.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49205269</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2022 23:56:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49205269/draft_1648251837327182_audio.mp3" length="2796982" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why is Corey Booker the only one to back up KBJ?
Alienating a supereme court justice also seems like a dumbass move for the Democratic party. 
They could fucking back her up. Bring an ally requires so little action here.
Fucking racist pricks. 
But...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why is Corey Booker the only one to back up KBJ?<br />Alienating a supereme court justice also seems like a dumbass move for the Democratic party. <br />They could fucking back her up. Bring an ally requires so little action here.<br />Fucking racist pricks. <br />But that isn't what this episode is about. <br />This episode is a joke.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>175</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>booker,coerybooker,corey,crying,equality-in-the-workplace,justice,kbj,kentaji,rosario-dawson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f6a30a3098b3d1e7a3b2dd85468786cd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Abortion!!! Uh-uh-uh Abortion!!!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/abortion-uh-uh-uh-abortion--49177916</link><description><![CDATA[Abortions have always been hard to get. But now we're gonna have to go back to throwing ourselves down the stairs. <br />Wire hangers don't exist anymore. I think a whisk is gonna be the alternative to that. <br />If you're under 20- don't worry! Alot of us remember how to do illegal abortions. We all learned because we thought this day would come. We'll show you how. <br />Alisa says some more stuff like that <br /><br />Alisa got cut off before she read the abortion card. Technical difficulties. Gen X probs.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49177916</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2022 20:29:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49177916/draft_1648081780266321_audio.mp3" length="17423882" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Abortions have always been hard to get. But now we're gonna have to go back to throwing ourselves down the stairs. 
Wire hangers don't exist anymore. I think a whisk is gonna be the alternative to that. 
If you're under 20- don't worry! Alot of us...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Abortions have always been hard to get. But now we're gonna have to go back to throwing ourselves down the stairs. <br />Wire hangers don't exist anymore. I think a whisk is gonna be the alternative to that. <br />If you're under 20- don't worry! Alot of us remember how to do illegal abortions. We all learned because we thought this day would come. We'll show you how. <br />Alisa says some more stuff like that <br /><br />Alisa got cut off before she read the abortion card. Technical difficulties. Gen X probs.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1089</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abortion,abortion-debate,abortion=murder,anti-abortion-lunatics,happy,prochoice,prochoicemen?,prochoicezealots,pro-life,shoutyourabortion</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/83b2d26037e00c27bfe28ba3f268511a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I F'd Yr Mom</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-f-d-yr-mom--49176277</link><description><![CDATA[TW: Accidental incest jokes.<br />Date a 20 yr old at your own peril.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49176277</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2022 22:01:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49176277/draft_1648078475298419_audio.mp3" length="5101191" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>TW: Accidental incest jokes.
Date a 20 yr old at your own peril.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[TW: Accidental incest jokes.<br />Date a 20 yr old at your own peril.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>319</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>20's,date,double,slut?,tested,wtf,younger,yourmom,yourmomma</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9c9e7f46d579b56c759d6f8e6b606118.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Drag The Lake</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/drag-the-lake--49123372</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa tells you about her dumb ideas.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49123372</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2022 15:42:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49123372/draft_1647790437107224_audio.mp3" length="2235663" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa tells you about her dumb ideas.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa tells you about her dumb ideas.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>140</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>deadbodies,detective,dumb,lake,magical,murder,mystery,thriller,tv-series</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3a48cf06ffcce72f0db9f98a5ad4ca09.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 42 - Mike And His Bodies</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-42-mike-and-his-bodies--48604364</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa reminisce s about a guy named Mike.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48604364</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2022 20:44:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/48604364/draft_1644093620680574_audio.mp3" length="1414373" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa reminisce s about a guy named Mike.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa reminisce s about a guy named Mike.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>89</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa,alisa-starr,coffee-talk,comedy,fuckedup,fucking,funny-stories,jokes,snark,snarky,snarkycards,snarky-cards</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0cf032f414f5b82699be507789f666f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 41 - Do You Like Me Though?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-41-do-you-like-me-though--48531791</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa is reviewing her old relationships now that she is On Medication.<br />She tells everything. <br />Is this episode about you?<br />Maybe. <br />Were you an asshole to her?<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48531791</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2022 01:12:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/48531791/draft_164367735439000_audio.mp3" length="3393410" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa is reviewing her old relationships now that she is On Medication.
She tells everything. 
Is this episode about you?
Maybe. 
Were you an asshole to her?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa is reviewing her old relationships now that she is On Medication.<br />She tells everything. <br />Is this episode about you?<br />Maybe. <br />Were you an asshole to her?<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>213</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa,alisastarr,assholeswithopinions,depaco,f.f.f.f,friends,friendship-advice,fuckedupfamily,fuckedupshit,gaslighting,limotragine,love,mantra,mean-people,motto,old,shittyattitude,starr,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a1fe7d219282307cf83039c9b67f49ed.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jan 6: Where Are The Shitters</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jan-6-where-are-the-shitters--47185365</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa asks the gross questions about the insurrection.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47185365</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2021 18:21:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47185365/draft_1635167607163807_audio.mp3" length="18159072" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa asks the gross questions about the insurrection.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa asks the gross questions about the insurrection.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1135</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bowel,bowel-movements,bowels,capitol,comedy,comedy.humor,comedy-podcast,funny,hilariousentertainment,insurrection,leftwing,lefty,politics,poo,poop,poop😷👃💩,poop...teehee,shit,shitting,shy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bd8b9bb473abeeaea3f1303a482d6f91.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pia Johns Was A Bad Bitch</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pia-johns-was-a-bad-bitch--47159966</link><description><![CDATA[Pia John's was my friend. She was a badass. She was an art patron. She was a bitch. Her laugh was big. She was good at love.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47159966</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2021 11:01:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47159966/draft_1635164602481158_audio.mp3" length="6993293" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Pia John's was my friend. She was a badass. She was an art patron. She was a bitch. Her laugh was big. She was good at love.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pia John's was my friend. She was a badass. She was an art patron. She was a bitch. Her laugh was big. She was good at love.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>438</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>art,badass,badbitch,bff,capitolhillseattle,cards,cholesterol,greetingcards,grief-and-loss,grievingprocess,love,medicalneglect,medicine,notenough,patron,pia,piajohns,relationships,sad.death,weird</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/71ec809a0a971d9cb3ac42a176361a77.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 38 - Klonopin: A Long Cat Story</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-38-klonopin-a-long-cat-story--46215388</link><description><![CDATA[If you don't like cats DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!!<br />This is a long, kitty meow cat story about Klonopin: the weirdest cat in the world. And Moose; his bestest friend ever.<br />This is a kitty-cat story for people who love cats. <br />If you loooooooove listening to people tell you stories about cats you will never pet: THIS EP IS FOR YOU!!! <br />And only you. <br />Also: there are some Klonopin videos <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPowLMJey7SRhKvd5m_3l1A" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPowLMJey7SRhKvd5m_3l1A</a> <br />if you really, really want to see the cats I'm talking about.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46215388</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2021 21:48:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46215388/draft_1629797489235766_audio.mp3" length="14688757" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you don't like cats DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!!
This is a long, kitty meow cat story about Klonopin: the weirdest cat in the world. And Moose; his bestest friend ever.
This is a kitty-cat story for people who love cats. 
If you loooooooove...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you don't like cats DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!!<br />This is a long, kitty meow cat story about Klonopin: the weirdest cat in the world. And Moose; his bestest friend ever.<br />This is a kitty-cat story for people who love cats. <br />If you loooooooove listening to people tell you stories about cats you will never pet: THIS EP IS FOR YOU!!! <br />And only you. <br />Also: there are some Klonopin videos <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPowLMJey7SRhKvd5m_3l1A" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPowLMJey7SRhKvd5m_3l1A</a> <br />if you really, really want to see the cats I'm talking about.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>919</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa,bunnies,capitolhill,cat,catlady,catperson,comedy,dead,dogeatdog,funny,kitty,kittycat,klonopin,moose,rabbits,seattle,snarky,specialk,stories,vomitorium</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8e28feb24d3efa0bee7dba2482424250.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 37 - Britney Spears And The Loony Bin</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-37-britney-spears-and-the-loony-bin--46215286</link><description><![CDATA[Britney Spears isn't the first woman to be legally silenced or held captive by her family. Conservativeship isn't the only way for a partner to control a woman. Alisa talks about the history of Men Shutting Women Up.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46215286</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2021 19:56:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46215286/draft_1629796548281482_audio.mp3" length="12426762" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Britney Spears isn't the first woman to be legally silenced or held captive by her family. Conservativeship isn't the only way for a partner to control a woman. Alisa talks about the history of Men Shutting Women Up.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Britney Spears isn't the first woman to be legally silenced or held captive by her family. Conservativeship isn't the only way for a partner to control a woman. Alisa talks about the history of Men Shutting Women Up.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>777</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa,asylum,bins,britney,cards,comedy,conservator,conservatorship,crazy,dads,fucked,funny,greeting,husbands,insane,institutionalized,looney,snarky,spears,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f6401fe5a27eea8bf41a402bfbf21214.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 36 - Change In C%!# Policy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-36-change-in-c-policy--46215104</link><description><![CDATA[I have had an "Only Big C0$! policy for years. But lately, I've been expanding my penis view. And it has expanded my writing. <br />This episode is about that fallic journey.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46215104</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2021 19:12:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46215104/draft_1629795078966182_audio.mp3" length="9542844" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I have had an "Only Big C0$! policy for years. But lately, I've been expanding my penis view. And it has expanded my writing. 
This episode is about that fallic journey.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I have had an "Only Big C0$! policy for years. But lately, I've been expanding my penis view. And it has expanded my writing. <br />This episode is about that fallic journey.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>597</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>average,average-sized,cards,cock,comedy,fallic,fucked,fucking,funny,greeting,hilarious,medium,penis,queen,romance,sex,size,snarky,tiny,vagina</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ca884de00f44c498aa684d7ddb7ce12.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 35 - Portland PD: NHI</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-35-portland-pd-nhi--46214921</link><description><![CDATA[I lived in Portland 10 yrs ago. Seattle and Portland have been the two cities that have seen the most Proud Boy violence in the last 3 yrs. And after the Proud Boys fuck up Portland, they sometimes come straight to Seattle to fuck with us. And they usually do their violent bullying shit  in the park next to my apt. They come into town, and people in my neighborhood get beat up.<br />So I've been monitoring the Proud Boys country-wide tour since they started it in 2019. In this ep; I examine proud boy, antifa and police actions and statements, from news stories. I use my knowledge of Portland's neighborhoods to give you context of the events. <br />Hopefully, it can clarify what the fuck happened.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46214921</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2021 20:47:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46214921/draft_1629793678242393_audio.mp3" length="15907108" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I lived in Portland 10 yrs ago. Seattle and Portland have been the two cities that have seen the most Proud Boy violence in the last 3 yrs. And after the Proud Boys fuck up Portland, they sometimes come straight to Seattle to fuck with us. And they...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I lived in Portland 10 yrs ago. Seattle and Portland have been the two cities that have seen the most Proud Boy violence in the last 3 yrs. And after the Proud Boys fuck up Portland, they sometimes come straight to Seattle to fuck with us. And they usually do their violent bullying shit  in the park next to my apt. They come into town, and people in my neighborhood get beat up.<br />So I've been monitoring the Proud Boys country-wide tour since they started it in 2019. In this ep; I examine proud boy, antifa and police actions and statements, from news stories. I use my knowledge of Portland's neighborhoods to give you context of the events. <br />Hopefully, it can clarify what the fuck happened.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>995</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>antifa,boys,cops,copshide,deepse,fight,fire,goals,lazy,message,pd,pdx,pdx-antifa,portland,protest,proud,proudboys,quotes,riots,sepdx</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/89a901f787c7fee1499453a51d22612a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 34 - DMX: A Love Affair</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-34-dmx-a-love-affair--44311322</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa's relationship with DMX has evolved over the years, here she talks about how. Wendy williams is still a genius.<br />DMX was a brave man. And his work is a gift to the world.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44311322</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2021 20:46:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44311322/draft_1618277038362012_audio.mp3" length="16096444" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa's relationship with DMX has evolved over the years, here she talks about how. Wendy williams is still a genius.
DMX was a brave man. And his work is a gift to the world.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa's relationship with DMX has evolved over the years, here she talks about how. Wendy williams is still a genius.<br />DMX was a brave man. And his work is a gift to the world.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1007</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anger,barking,bravery,couples+therapy,dmx,dmxing,dmx-ruff-ryders-anthem,dog,dogs,dr-jenn,icon,itsdarkandhellishot,music,rage,rip,royalty,sweet,therapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dbd5ed5bb52a854c143ac1f7c0f2f8f6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 33 - Queen lizzie Has Some Weird Vagina Preferences</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-33-queen-lizzie-has-some-weird-vagina-preferences--44287784</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa discovers some shit about the monarchy.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44287784</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2021 23:02:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44287784/draft_1618095424556411_audio.mp3" length="2768143" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa discovers some shit about the monarchy.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa discovers some shit about the monarchy.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>174</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>africa,cousin,elizabeth,fucker..,gross,hillbilly,history,history-lessons,monarchy,phillip,prince,queen,racism</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6ca5208aa193fd316659648724919382.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Will Sleep Thru The Revolution</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-will-sleep-thru-the-revolution--42838525</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa wanted to let you know all reactions to a violent uprising in the capital are ok.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42838525</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2021 04:38:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42838525/draft_161007940247576_audio.mp3" length="7878948" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa wanted to let you know all reactions to a violent uprising in the capital are ok.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa wanted to let you know all reactions to a violent uprising in the capital are ok.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>493</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa,brutally,bush,capitol,die,election,fuck,george,honest,insurrection,mature,reaction,scary,sleepy,snarkycards,starr,stress,violence,w,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/735c1b03c4283f4630935387e5b8bbd0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 32 -Alisa Goes To The Nose Dr.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-32-alisa-goes-to-the-nose-dr--41616130</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa had face surgery 2 weeks ago and she wants to tell you all about it.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41616130</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2020 06:12:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41616130/podcast_1603518785.mp3" length="8919666" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa had face surgery 2 weeks ago and she wants to tell you all about it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa had face surgery 2 weeks ago and she wants to tell you all about it.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>558</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>breathing,deviated,healthcare,healthcareisahumanright,high,nose,nosejob,oxygenation,oxygensystem,septum</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f9603bd6cc98d119340dabacb43645b3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SS Ep 9 Watching The Empire Fall</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ss-ep-9-watching-the-empire-fall--41519502</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa and Lydia The TwattaSaurus talk about the food bank crisis and their experiences trying to find a safety net.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41519502</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2020 10:14:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41519502/podcast_1601502873.mp3" length="13988257" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa and Lydia The TwattaSaurus talk about the food bank crisis and their experiences trying to find a safety net.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa and Lydia The TwattaSaurus talk about the food bank crisis and their experiences trying to find a safety net.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>875</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa,analysis,awesomeness,crazy,fun,funny,lydia,politics,poor,poverty,progressive,security,show,smart,snarky,social,starr,talk,twattasaurus,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/90ede74fd2f77f13938b51a7baaff374.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Calling the Teargas Manufacturer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/calling-the-teargas-manufacturer--40026725</link><description><![CDATA[Capitol Hill was tear gassed again this weekend. Alisa was wondering about side effects for her neighbors, cats and dog. She decided to call the manufacturer. <br />Combined Tactical Systems is located in Jamestown, PA (724)932-2177. <br />Their PNW rep is Thomas Bailey (503)930-8395. His email is <a href="mailto:blackdogapprove@gmail.com">blackdogapprove@gmail.com</a>. <br />If you ate some teargas this week, you can call them too.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40026725</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2020 00:09:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40026725/podcast_1595979355.mp3" length="10135092" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Capitol Hill was tear gassed again this weekend. Alisa was wondering about side effects for her neighbors, cats and dog. She decided to call the manufacturer. 
Combined Tactical Systems is located in Jamestown, PA (724)932-2177. 
Their PNW rep is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Capitol Hill was tear gassed again this weekend. Alisa was wondering about side effects for her neighbors, cats and dog. She decided to call the manufacturer. <br />Combined Tactical Systems is located in Jamestown, PA (724)932-2177. <br />Their PNW rep is Thomas Bailey (503)930-8395. His email is <a href="mailto:blackdogapprove@gmail.com">blackdogapprove@gmail.com</a>. <br />If you ate some teargas this week, you can call them too.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>634</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>accountability,alisa-starr,defense,disability,gas,gassing_of_puppies_and_kittens,manufacturer,professional,protest,sales,seattle,sideeffects,tactical,teargas,teargassingchildren,war,weapons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2ea407faa4acae2e8eac4e1da170ec8c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 29 - Pepper sprayed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-29-pepper-sprayed--29936099</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa's apartment in capital Hill Seattle is right on the front lines.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/29936099</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2020 23:45:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/29936099/episode_29_pepper_sprayed.mp3" length="9327177" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa's apartment in capital Hill Seattle is right on the front lines.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa's apartment in capital Hill Seattle is right on the front lines.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>583</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badcops,black,blacklivesmatter,blm,copsarethugs,fuckthepolice,lives,matter,pepperspray,protest,seattle,teargas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5eb9feb6a9eeb3fcffe74013ed7f7a01.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 28 - They'll Shoot Your Eye Out</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-28-they-ll-shoot-your-eye-out--28987594</link><description><![CDATA[Seattle occupation begins. Alisa describes day 2 of Capitol Hill Seattle protests.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28987594</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2020 06:55:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/28987594/draft_1591165182860895_audio.mp3" length="26838831" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Seattle occupation begins. Alisa describes day 2 of Capitol Hill Seattle protests.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Seattle occupation begins. Alisa describes day 2 of Capitol Hill Seattle protests.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1678</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bunkerboy,cops,dc,fucked!,fuckedup,nationalguard,occupation,one-eyed,protest,seattle,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ad16aab3413e34f0dbbe4d8aee870f8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Seattle Protests- Seattle Cops.m4a</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/seattle-protests-seattle-cops-m4a--28767963</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28767963</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2020 22:41:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/28767963/imported_1590917404477850_audio.mp3" length="11487190" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:duration>718</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2020,blacklivesmatter,blm,cop,cops,fightforyourrights,george-floyd,george-floyd-death,george-floyd-was-murdered,handsupdontshoot,killercops,protest,riot,seattle,takeyoureyeout</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e95295f11264a0bd1b7e5bcbefb1d3dc.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Birthday Candles, Making Out with Strangers &amp; Handshakes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/birthday-candles-making-out-with-strangers-handshakes--27496865</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27496865</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2020 22:38:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/27496865/draft_1589635694783877_audio.mp3" length="4460878" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:duration>279</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>agression,alisastarr,birthdaycake,birthday-song,candles,covid,dominance,funny,future,habits,handshake,ideas,imagine,next-generation,post-covid,problem,socialnorms,solving-problems,whatarewegoingtodo,wheredowegofromhere</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b250195f6832c6e402f69190ba0db594.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ep 25 Deep space 9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-25-deep-space-9--27492163</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27492163</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2020 23:49:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/27492163/draft_1589629049241026_audio.mp3" length="7449286" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:duration>466</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>3rdworldcountries,alisa-starr,deepspacenine,genocide,review,spacecomedy,spacehum,spaceopera,startrek,startrekpicard,workingpoor</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a0fcad739385db0727dd5faa00b1fc0f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ep24: Reopening</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep24-reopening--27489489</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa talks about today's political news from her progressive perspective, her newest art project, and what she's doing to prepare for the future. <br />Alisa Starr song written by Alisa Starr and Ivy Ross Ricci. <br />Singing and guitar by Ivy Ross Ricci. <br />Check out her other work here: <a href="http://www.ivyarts.org" rel="noopener">www.ivyarts.org</a>.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27489489</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2020 18:56:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/27489489/draft_1589624006131371_audio.mp3" length="24069433" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa talks about today's political news from her progressive perspective, her newest art project, and what she's doing to prepare for the future. 
Alisa Starr song written by Alisa Starr and Ivy Ross Ricci. 
Singing and guitar by Ivy Ross Ricci....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa talks about today's political news from her progressive perspective, her newest art project, and what she's doing to prepare for the future. <br />Alisa Starr song written by Alisa Starr and Ivy Ross Ricci. <br />Singing and guitar by Ivy Ross Ricci. <br />Check out her other work here: <a href="http://www.ivyarts.org" rel="noopener">www.ivyarts.org</a>.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1505</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisastarr,blood,buttplugs,clot,funny,healthcareforall,healthcare-workers,ivyrossricci,mutation,nurses,pelosi,ppe,reassurance,reassuring,reopenamerica,scared,sextoys,shahidbuttar,shahidbuttarforcongress,soothingvoice</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/02bb81ef022d8a8c721afc567c1caf82.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Motivational Speech for The Crazy Bitches</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-motivational-speech-for-the-crazy-bitches--27584862</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa talks to all the crazy bitches out there. Reassuringly.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27584862</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2020 17:18:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/27584862/podcast_1589665374.mp3" length="14091075" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa talks to all the crazy bitches out there. Reassuringly.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa talks to all the crazy bitches out there. Reassuringly.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>881</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bakery,beok,better,bitch,bitches,crazy,feelbetter,feelbetterinyourbody,freetherapy,fuck,fuckedup,fuckedupfamily,getbetter,reassuring,takingcareofthegirls,therapyforbitches,wtf,youcandoit,youcandoitdiva,youregonnabeok</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ab5ac89fa534469d31dd339fe206cbe5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 23 - Alisa Loves Leslie Jordan</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-23-alisa-loves-leslie-jordan--25833822</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa tried her southern accent out, as she revels in the greatness of Leslie Jordan.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25833822</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2020 07:58:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25833822/podcast_1587455035.mp3" length="10197786" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa tried her southern accent out, as she revels in the greatness of Leslie Jordan.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa tried her southern accent out, as she revels in the greatness of Leslie Jordan.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>638</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisastarr,apartment,boobs,cover,covid,cult,dead,fuckedup,funny,funny-stories,ghost,lesliejordan,life,living,mama,moments,snarky-cards,southernaccents,up,willandgrace</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4545e5bed5a1c21867d21c852ccc5cd9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E22 Seattle Stay At Home Life</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e22-seattle-stay-at-home-life--24840043</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa tells you what she’s up to in her tiny apartment.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24840043</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2020 08:25:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24840043/podcast_1586070638.mp3" length="40878915" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa tells you what she’s up to in her tiny apartment.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa tells you what she’s up to in her tiny apartment.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2555</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adjustment,alisa,alisa-starr,cards,carona,covid-19,crazy,depression,fuck,nowwhat,seattle,snarky,starr,stayathome,stay-at-home,washington,weirdo,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/89893b57aaaca16522ee0a319b7d654d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thoughts On Future F$#*ing, Robot Sex, And Our New World</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thoughts-on-future-f-ing-robot-sex-and-our-new-world--24611599</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa outlines her plans for the day and tries to imagine the future of casual sex. Also: Christina Fabien is great. And robot sex is coming.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24611599</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2020 03:29:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24611599/draft_1585537536799870_audio.mp3" length="17362024" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa outlines her plans for the day and tries to imagine the future of casual sex. Also: Christina Fabien is great. And robot sex is coming.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa outlines her plans for the day and tries to imagine the future of casual sex. Also: Christina Fabien is great. And robot sex is coming.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1086</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisastarr,brutal,brutallystrange,christian,christian-fabien,cripple,fabien,funny-moments,funny/serious,funny-stories,humor/philosophy,idris,quarentinelife,quarentinepodcast,slut,sluttynessinamerica,snarkycards,snarky-cards,weird-voices-are-cool,whoredom</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/36847e7bc8e7d4b114ee2d38368a1b2a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Neurotic Period Pandemic Day</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/neurotic-period-pandemic-day--24539844</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa finally does some art. And watches TV. And thinks about what our new world will look like.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24539844</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2020 17:19:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24539844/draft_1585468067868608_audio.mp3" length="12044329" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa finally does some art. And watches TV. And thinks about what our new world will look like.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa finally does some art. And watches TV. And thinks about what our new world will look like.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>753</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa,alisastarr,cbs,commercials,future,futureporn,future-ready,imagination,imagine,porn,starr,think!,write,writer,writer/producer,writingcommunity,writing-fiction,writing-podcast,writing-session,writing+success</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1faa80dab2e787c8731e1f72cee5e810.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 19 - What A Weird Fucking World</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-19-what-a-weird-fucking-world--24420778</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa updates you on her Caronavirus Deal.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24420778</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2020 18:12:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24420778/draft_1585302948708270_audio.mp3" length="13286086" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa updates you on her Caronavirus Deal.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa updates you on her Caronavirus Deal.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>831</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a5d28d266b5c55a913d8cfb406e38325.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 18 - Happy Plague: Acceptance</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-18-happy-plague-acceptance--23970680</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa describes her life in Seattle as she gets ready to quarantine for the caronavirus. She also suggests a new version of marry, fuck, kill.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23970680</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2020 08:41:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23970680/draft_1584433340166600_audio.mp3" length="7664117" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa describes her life in Seattle as she gets ready to quarantine for the caronavirus. She also suggests a new version of marry, fuck, kill.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa describes her life in Seattle as she gets ready to quarantine for the caronavirus. She also suggests a new version of marry, fuck, kill.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>480</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisastarr,art,artist,carona-virus,caronavirusoutbreak,covid,funny!,funny/serious,funny-stories,girl-power,groceries,plague,seattle,seattle-based,thelist</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/cc2f8cf27cc8a4c985bdb311d2291ab5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Happy Plague: Denial</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/happy-plague-denial--23920343</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa talks about plague preparedness, & her plans for the duration.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23920343</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2020 03:45:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23920343/draft_1584329574552217_audio.mp3" length="8343719" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa talks about plague preparedness, &amp; her plans for the duration.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa talks about plague preparedness, & her plans for the duration.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>522</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisastarr,america,covi-19,denial,funny/serious,funny-stories,lockdown,mask,plague,quarentinelife,realitybites,response,seattle,snarky-cards,social-distancing,stayathome,usa,whitepeopleproblems</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5d19a7539ff0b3577a9303dc27cb459d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Alisa Starr: Stand Up At Jai-Thai 3/10/20</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/alisa-starr-stand-up-at-jai-thai-3-10-20--23746268</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa takes her act to the comedy club. And by comedy club I mean the Tuesday night open mic night at Jai Thai.<br />This set came straight outta her ass.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23746268</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2020 21:06:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23746268/draft_1583899986152662_audio.mp3" length="2980049" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa takes her act to the comedy club. And by comedy club I mean the Tuesday night open mic night at Jai Thai.
This set came straight outta her ass.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa takes her act to the comedy club. And by comedy club I mean the Tuesday night open mic night at Jai Thai.<br />This set came straight outta her ass.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>187</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>appolcolypse,ass!!,assholeswithopinions,butthole,buttholeissues,buttholes,butt-jokes,butt-stuff,comedy.humor,comedy+podcast,comedy_show_bit's,funny-moments,hilarious!,hilarious.sqweaker,jaithai,open-mic,open=mic\open,pussy,snarkycards,snarky-cards</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e2ce3ec649682d1d8965f7582eb90217.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Alisa Starr: Too Vulgar For The Castro</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/alisa-starr-too-vulgar-for-the-castro--22400401</link><description><![CDATA[A San Francisco Bookstore sends back their snarky cards. And it causes Alisa to question whether or not her art is worth anything.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22400401</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2020 22:06:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22400401/draft_1580596194694553_audio.mp3" length="10950948" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A San Francisco Bookstore sends back their snarky cards. And it causes Alisa to question whether or not her art is worth anything.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A San Francisco Bookstore sends back their snarky cards. And it causes Alisa to question whether or not her art is worth anything.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>685</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>art,artículo,artinprogress,artinseattle,artist,art-podcast,dogearedbooks,funny!,funny-moments,funny/serious,funnyshit,funny-stories,mean,sanfrancisco,seattleartist,seattleartscene,seattlepodcast,snarky-cards,toovulgar,vulgarity</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4721066375152cc21863d14725fd29b6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E13 - How To Sell Your Art Update! Plus ADHD Stuff</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e13-how-to-sell-your-art-update-plus-adhd-stuff--22192969</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa updates you on her progress making and selling her art in Seattle.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22192969</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2020 22:15:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22192969/draft_158029860536951_audio.mp3" length="16674899" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa updates you on her progress making and selling her art in Seattle.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa updates you on her progress making and selling her art in Seattle.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1043</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adhd,alisastarr,art,artist,art-podcast,artsales,brutally,cards,diagnosis,funny,funny-stories,greeting-cards,honest,honest-cards,makeart,moments,sales,seattle,seattle-based,snarky</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/51a7555041c6ee29be34cf7bda63082d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cancer's 🦀 Up When They Hear Bad News</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cancer-s-up-when-they-hear-bad-news--22009907</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa is not always feeling cheerful and optimistic. This is one of those days.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22009907</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2020 22:21:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22009907/draft_1579847071250249_audio.mp3" length="3405113" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa is not always feeling cheerful and optimistic. This is one of those days.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa is not always feeling cheerful and optimistic. This is one of those days.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>213</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa,alisastarr,art,artist,artlife,art-podcast,cancer-sun-sign,cards,crab,crabby,greeting,motivation,motivational-podcasts,pessimism,sad,seattle,snarky,snarkycards,snarky-cards,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8e0f8e92434db6453e6686f1a0c3dac6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Art Report: What I Did Instead Of Sell Art At The Bar</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/art-report-what-i-did-instead-of-sell-art-at-the-bar--21948043</link><description><![CDATA[Sometimes interrupting strangers and making them look at my art is just terrifying. <br />And I find reasons to stay home, even when I need money. <br />Even when I need to find out if what I made is any good.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21948043</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2020 11:32:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21948043/draft_1579692220105434_audio.mp3" length="5611520" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sometimes interrupting strangers and making them look at my art is just terrifying. 
And I find reasons to stay home, even when I need money. 
Even when I need to find out if what I made is any good.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sometimes interrupting strangers and making them look at my art is just terrifying. <br />And I find reasons to stay home, even when I need money. <br />Even when I need to find out if what I made is any good.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>351</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adventures,alisastarr,art,artist,artlife,bars,brutally,cards,extrashare,funny,greeting,honest,leavethehouse,makingart,seattle,sellyourart,snarky,workfromhome</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8563686cfbfebe56748a4f7536ea93a5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E10 Alisa Obsesses About ADHD</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e10-alisa-obsesses-about-adhd--21939391</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa has ADHD. And she is kinda freaking out about it. Alisa talk about her new diagnosis.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21939391</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2020 05:06:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21939391/draft_1579668669142298_audio.mp3" length="11281972" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa has ADHD. And she is kinda freaking out about it. Alisa talk about her new diagnosis.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa has ADHD. And she is kinda freaking out about it. Alisa talk about her new diagnosis.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>706</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adhd,adhd-diagnos,alisastarr,alisa-starr,arlette,artist,capitolhill,cards,concentration,consistency,crafting,making,seattle,snarky,snarky-cards,snarkycardsbook,superalisa,tyler,washington,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a7b6c01754e33f6b8a8d42ed77b85ee5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>If You're Gonna Mac, Be Good At It</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-you-re-gonna-mac-be-good-at-it--21800294</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa talks about being fat and getting hit on. Sometimes men say the stupidest things.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21800294</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jan 2020 21:35:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21800294/draft_1579310686266690_audio.mp3" length="2350602" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa talks about being fat and getting hit on. Sometimes men say the stupidest things.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa talks about being fat and getting hit on. Sometimes men say the stupidest things.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>147</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>40something,alisastarr,artist,basic,boneralert,bonerkill,comeon,compliments,dontbebasic,fat-compliments,fatlady,fat-shame,fat-shaming,fucking,getiton,mac-mama,menaregross,selfesteem,stupidmen,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f16b70fc1c9e6cc6252ef86f29706698.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Fake Cop Shows And Real Cops</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fake-cop-shows-and-real-cops--21771467</link><description><![CDATA[Now that Alisa has become woke, she has to turn away from her beloved cop shows. The premise that they are necessary no longer jives in Alisa's mind, man. <br />Alisa mourns her stupid obsession with cop shows. And wonders why CBS has such a weird boner for the military.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21771467</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2020 22:20:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21771467/draft_1579164338488413_audio.mp3" length="3301041" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Now that Alisa has become woke, she has to turn away from her beloved cop shows. The premise that they are necessary no longer jives in Alisa's mind, man. 
Alisa mourns her stupid obsession with cop shows. And wonders why CBS has such a weird boner...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Now that Alisa has become woke, she has to turn away from her beloved cop shows. The premise that they are necessary no longer jives in Alisa's mind, man. <br />Alisa mourns her stupid obsession with cop shows. And wonders why CBS has such a weird boner for the military.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>207</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>13thamendment,brokensystem,brownprisons,cbs,cops,copshows,criminalminds,ncis,nojustice,prisonforprofit,racistpolice,seals</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8e571b548bcd0cf77898657d9adc4da8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Obsessing Over Super-Nanny: My Childhood Revisited As An Episode</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/obsessing-over-super-nanny-my-childhood-revisited-as-an-episode--21771556</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa talks about how Christmas brought up her family abuse feelings. She's comforting herself with an over-dose on Super-Nanny. <br />She talks about what the show shows her about the way she's righted herself emotionally. <br />And she talks about what she's learned and what she didn't even realize she didn't know. <br />It's kind of an up and down episode.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21771556</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2020 07:31:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21771556/draft_157924056587405_audio.mp3" length="10294752" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa talks about how Christmas brought up her family abuse feelings. She's comforting herself with an over-dose on Super-Nanny. 
She talks about what the show shows her about the way she's righted herself emotionally. 
And she talks about what she's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa talks about how Christmas brought up her family abuse feelings. She's comforting herself with an over-dose on Super-Nanny. <br />She talks about what the show shows her about the way she's righted herself emotionally. <br />And she talks about what she's learned and what she didn't even realize she didn't know. <br />It's kind of an up and down episode.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>644</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>childabuse,christianbooks,christiancults,christian-living,fixyourself,fixyourshit,nurture,parents,parents-guide,psychology,sociology,supernanny</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d7bfa02dfcca8f248271bd70d0f393da.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Day In Alisa Starr's Art Life 2019</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-day-in-alisa-starr-s-art-life-2019--21704369</link><description><![CDATA[Follow Alisa through her art day!<br />Places she mentioned in the podcast: <br />Blue Cone Studios: an art collective in capitol hill, Seattle.<br />Vermillion Art Bar: Karaoke, poetry, open Mike's video games and interactive installations.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21704369</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jan 2020 17:03:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21704369/draft_1579078584287484_audio.mp3" length="3008888" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Follow Alisa through her art day!
Places she mentioned in the podcast: 
Blue Cone Studios: an art collective in capitol hill, Seattle.
Vermillion Art Bar: Karaoke, poetry, open Mike's video games and interactive installations.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Follow Alisa through her art day!<br />Places she mentioned in the podcast: <br />Blue Cone Studios: an art collective in capitol hill, Seattle.<br />Vermillion Art Bar: Karaoke, poetry, open Mike's video games and interactive installations.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>189</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alisa,alisastarr,artist,artlife,cards,seattle,seattleartist,snarky,snarky-cards,vermillion,writer,writing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12c07567e308966d1abf66c64c853e03.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 5 - Alisa Starr's Thought Of The Day</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-5-alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--21734962</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa talks about political shenanigans, and where art is at.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21734962</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jan 2020 05:05:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21734962/draft_1579150488199009_audio.mp3" length="3432698" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa talks about political shenanigans, and where art is at.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa talks about political shenanigans, and where art is at.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>215</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult.radio,alisastarr,art,artist,artlife,art-podcast,filthy,fuck!,funny,funnyart,funny-news,honest,honest-art,honesty,humor,lady,levparnas,political-storm,snarky,snarky-cards</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/460060bd56220deb2a1a19ec3926c0cf.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Being The Assholes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/being-the-assholes--21665125</link><description><![CDATA[Alisa thinks about the newest Iran/Iraq war.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21665125</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2020 06:25:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21665125/draft_1578982891551887_audio.mp3" length="3387559" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alisa thinks about the newest Iran/Iraq war.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alisa thinks about the newest Iran/Iraq war.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>212</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>america,americatheasshole,assholes,bullies,politics,usa,we-all-reap-what-we-sow,worldpolitics,wtf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/523ca434b88bc137ef51246d5c133391.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thoughts of the day 4am worries.m4a</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thoughts-of-the-day-4am-worries-m4a--19279685</link><description><![CDATA[These are my 4 am worries. They will prolly sound stupid to you. They might sound lame to me later. But I found myself freaking out about them.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19279685</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Sep 2019 04:42:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19279685/imported_156975719444373_audio.mp3" length="4263183" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>These are my 4 am worries. They will prolly sound stupid to you. They might sound lame to me later. But I found myself freaking out about them.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[These are my 4 am worries. They will prolly sound stupid to you. They might sound lame to me later. But I found myself freaking out about them.<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>267</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4074921feaecec40f59ee055ca72c766.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title># 1 Fat Pockets.m4a</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/1-fat-pockets-m4a--18813131</link><description><![CDATA[I decided to make a now that I'm 40 resolution. It might make me a little sluttier. Will it make me happier? We'll see!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18813131</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2019 23:18:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18813131/imported_156576341663362_audio.mp3" length="5058977" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alisa Starr</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I decided to make a now that I'm 40 resolution. It might make me a little sluttier. Will it make me happier? We'll see!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I decided to make a now that I'm 40 resolution. It might make me a little sluttier. Will it make me happier? We'll see!!<br /><br />Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alisa-starr-s-thought-of-the-day--3517698/support</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>317</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>art,artlife,biggirl,fatgirl,feminist,fuckit,georgetowntrailerparkmall,loudmouth,myfatass,selfesteem,slutty,snarky</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/523ca434b88bc137ef51246d5c133391.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
