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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>We're No Experts</title><link>https://www.noexpertspodcast.com/</link><description><![CDATA[A podcast featuring Jim Martin and Jonathan Hamilton on an uninformed search for truth.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/3319393/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Comedy</category><copyright>Copyright Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg</url><title>We're No Experts</title><link>https://www.noexpertspodcast.com/</link></image><lastBuildDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2023 00:25:03 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:name><itunes:email>mailbag@noexpertspodcast.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>A podcast featuring Jim Martin and Jonathan Hamilton on an uninformed search for truth.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A podcast featuring Jim Martin and Jonathan Hamilton on an uninformed search for truth.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>Episode 93 - The We're-No-Experssance</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/episode-93-the-were-no-experssance</link><description><![CDATA[Wait...this can't be right--a signal? On this old channel? "Welcome back..."--could it be the return of We're No Experts?! There's only one way to find out, loyal subscriber!<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861395957328135154.post-2900957325163273597</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2023 23:19:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53077528/episode_093_the_were_no_experssance.mp3" length="14247093" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Wait...this can't be right--a signal? On this old channel? "Welcome back..."--could it be the return of We're No Experts?! There's only one way to find out, loyal subscriber!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Wait...this can't be right--a signal? On this old channel? "Welcome back..."--could it be the return of We're No Experts?! There's only one way to find out, loyal subscriber!<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1188</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rerun - Episode 11 - Strictly for My Neighbors</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/rerun-episode-11-strictly-for-my-neighbo</link><description><![CDATA[What's it take to get you out of the house? We discuss a bunch of local stuff, and Jonathan coughs incessantly.<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861395957328135154.post-65393598133928910</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2021 02:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52922787/episode_011_strictly_for_my_neighbors.mp3" length="56348235" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What's it take to get you out of the house? We discuss a bunch of local stuff, and Jonathan coughs incessantly.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What's it take to get you out of the house? We discuss a bunch of local stuff, and Jonathan coughs incessantly.<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3522</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rerun - Episode 9 - Sometimes You Want to Live Where Everybody Knows Your Name</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/rerun-episode-9-sometimes-you-want-to-li</link><description><![CDATA[What TV show would you most like to live in? 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Partially inspired by the neverending Cheers rewatch.<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3680</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rerun - Episode 8 - We're Norm Experts</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/rerun-episode-8-were-norm-experts</link><description><![CDATA[Talked quite a bit about norms in this one, with particular emphasis on bathroom norms. The secret origin of the Bathroom Break.<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861395957328135154.post-9139362949627432923</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2021 23:25:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52923283/episode_008_were_norm_experts.mp3" length="55098961" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Talked quite a bit about norms in this one, with particular emphasis on bathroom norms. The secret origin of the Bathroom Break.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Talked quite a bit about norms in this one, with particular emphasis on bathroom norms. The secret origin of the Bathroom Break.<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3444</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rerun - Episode 7 - Be All That You Can Let Yourself Be</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/rerun-episode-7-be-all-that-you-can-let-</link><description><![CDATA[Regarding lying to kids: What are the ethics of just letting your kids win? 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Is it ever really wrong to grind your kids to dust for daring to step to their parents?<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2992</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rerun - Episode 6 - Planes, Trains, and...Submarines?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/rerun-episode-6-planes-trains-and-submar</link><description><![CDATA[Bask in the glory of our first truly inane prompt: Would you rather spend the rest of your life on a plane that can't land or a submarine that can't surface?<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861395957328135154.post-9150178240247665413</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2021 22:18:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52922128/episode_006_planes_trains_and_submarines.mp3" length="48694174" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Bask in the glory of our first truly inane prompt: Would you rather spend the rest of your life on a plane that can't land or a submarine that can't surface?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bask in the glory of our first truly inane prompt: Would you rather spend the rest of your life on a plane that can't land or a submarine that can't surface?<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3044</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rerun - Episode 5 - Which Came First: The Rabbit or the Egg?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/rerun-episode-5-which-came-first-the-rab</link><description><![CDATA[A very timely repeat of an Easter classic, in which we try to figure out why rabbits and eggs are associated with Easter without just looking it up.<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861395957328135154.post-3475330800465855514</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2021 21:28:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52923310/episode_005_which_came_first_the_rabbit_or_the_egg.mp3" length="51938393" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A very timely repeat of an Easter classic, in which we try to figure out why rabbits and eggs are associated with Easter without just looking it up.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A very timely repeat of an Easter classic, in which we try to figure out why rabbits and eggs are associated with Easter without just looking it up.<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3247</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rerun - Episode 4 - The Five Million Dollar Question</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/rerun-episode-4-the-five-million-dollar-</link><description><![CDATA[You find five million bucks. Is it a good thing or a huge hassle? What are you gonna do with it?<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861395957328135154.post-9139856950629538652</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2021 20:53:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52922106/episode_004_the_five_million_dollar_question.mp3" length="43261125" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You find five million bucks. Is it a good thing or a huge hassle? What are you gonna do with it?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You find five million bucks. Is it a good thing or a huge hassle? What are you gonna do with it?<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2704</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 86 - Tom and Tommer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/episode-86-tom-and-tommer</link><description><![CDATA[If you swapped Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks in their respective movies, who'd come out on top?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861395957328135154.post-7535750160246621599</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2021 23:02:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46424684/episode_086_tom_and_tommer.mp3" length="48506831" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you swapped Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks in their respective movies, who'd come out on top?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you swapped Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks in their respective movies, who'd come out on top?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4043</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 82 - Shifty Characters</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/episode-82-shifty-characters</link><description><![CDATA[Would it be better to shapeshift into one specific person for as long as you want or shapeshift into anyone for just one hour? Don't miss the surprise return of a classic segment!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861395957328135154.post-7319584159020800067</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2021 00:18:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43853422/episode_082_shifty_characters.mp3" length="43810428" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Would it be better to shapeshift into one specific person for as long as you want or shapeshift into anyone for just one hour? Don't miss the surprise return of a classic segment!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Would it be better to shapeshift into one specific person for as long as you want or shapeshift into anyone for just one hour? Don't miss the surprise return of a classic segment!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3651</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 81 - No Contest</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/episode-81-no-contest</link><description><![CDATA[If you could run a contest, what would the prize be? What kind of contestants would you want, and how would they compete? We also cover a few norms: helping yourself to a drink and double-dipping.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861395957328135154.post-125261548678483320</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2021 23:35:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43628797/episode_081_no_contest.mp3" length="51670959" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you could run a contest, what would the prize be? What kind of contestants would you want, and how would they compete? We also cover a few norms: helping yourself to a drink and double-dipping.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you could run a contest, what would the prize be? What kind of contestants would you want, and how would they compete? We also cover a few norms: helping yourself to a drink and double-dipping.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4306</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 80 - We're No Groundhogs, Part II</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/episode-80-were-no-groundhogs-part-ii</link><description><![CDATA[Haven't we done this before? No! Following up on Part I, we investigate what we might do differently should the genie's curse give us advance notice of the time loop. Hear Jim praise Jonathan's genius idea.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861395957328135154.post-1112028350212044390</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2021 23:47:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43379293/episode_080_were_no_groundhogs_ii.mp3" length="43677839" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Haven't we done this before? No! Following up on Part I, we investigate what we might do differently should the genie's curse give us advance notice of the time loop. Hear Jim praise Jonathan's genius idea.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Haven't we done this before? No! Following up on Part I, we investigate what we might do differently should the genie's curse give us advance notice of the time loop. Hear Jim praise Jonathan's genius idea.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3640</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 79 - Junk Drawer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/11059541/episode-79-junk-drawer</link><description><![CDATA[Jim has a few rapid-fire topics, including: washing new clothes, the battle of the sitcom dads, beef with store layouts.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861395957328135154.post-878059538439449724</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2021 23:16:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43120729/episode_079_junk_drawer.mp3" length="45351422" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jim Martin &amp; Jonathan Hamilton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jim has a few rapid-fire topics, including: washing new clothes, the battle of the sitcom dads, beef with store layouts.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jim has a few rapid-fire topics, including: washing new clothes, the battle of the sitcom dads, beef with store layouts.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3780</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullshit,conversation,ignorance</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd316530c9dcd77737c45048d99a1344.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
