https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/podcast-x-treme--3284878enTV & FilmCopyright Ryan Thameshttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/02e45f09b5c08587cf592f1c85d37036.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/podcast-x-treme--3284878Fri, 01 Apr 2022 12:20:03 +0000Ryan ThamesRyan Thamesfeeds@spreaker.comThe Stargate podcast that no one asked for.yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-23-stargate-means-nothing-to-me-sg1-s1-recap--17088611https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17088611Tue, 19 Feb 2019 21:10:10 +0000Ryan Thames3020yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-22-who-s-your-god-now-b-tch-sg1-s1e22--16703215https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16703215Mon, 14 Jan 2019 00:05:09 +0000Ryan Thames4180sg1,stargateyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-21-thanks-to-mission-tortillas-sg1-s1e21--16601376tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/521242635Sun, 28 Oct 2018 20:10:48 +0000Ryan ThamesEp 21 - Thanks to Mission Tortillas (SG1 S1E21) by Podcast X-Treme!4042yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-20-pubecast-x-treme-sg1-s1e20--16601377tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/511075392Mon, 08 Oct 2018 02:51:35 +0000Ryan ThamesEp 20 - Pubecast X-Treme (SG1 S1E20) by Podcast X-Treme!4158yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-19-staircase-of-satan-sg1-s1e19--16601378tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/500840148Mon, 17 Sep 2018 07:00:26 +0000Ryan ThamesEp 19 - Staircase of Satan (SG1 S1E19) by Podcast X-Treme!3860yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-18-nothing-gets-me-to-release-plankton-more-than-world-building-sg1-s1e18--16601379tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/497833839Mon, 10 Sep 2018 11:39:28 +0000Ryan ThamesEp 18 - Nothing Gets Me To Release Plankton More Than World Building (SG1 S1E18) by Podcast X-Treme!3511yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-17-dark-ages-2-electric-boogaloo--16601380tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/490590882Mon, 27 Aug 2018 07:00:18 +0000Ryan ThamesColonel Richard Lightning shows up to SG Command to commit crimes against humanity. What was President Musk thinking? I voted for that guy! Also discussed - the pitfalls of a species-wide orgasm. It's an all new moist episode of Podcast X-Treme!3736yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-16-you-have-a-very-lovely-existence-sg1-s1e16--16601381tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/487720386Mon, 20 Aug 2018 07:00:28 +0000Ryan ThamesEp 16 - You Have A Very Lovely Existence (SG1 S1E16) by Podcast X-Treme!2732yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-15-i-am-car-sg1-s1e15--16601382tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/484244790Mon, 13 Aug 2018 07:00:24 +0000Ryan ThamesEp 15 - I Am Car (SG1 S1E15) by Podcast X-Treme!3319yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-14-the-goaould-within-me-has-not-teeth-and-no-gag-reflex-sg1-s1e14--16601383tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/481549353Mon, 06 Aug 2018 07:00:34 +0000Ryan ThamesEp 14 - The Goaould Within Me Has Not Teeth.... And No Gag Reflex (SG1 S1E14) by Podcast X-Treme!3997yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-13-the-shocker-is-just-natural-sg1-s1e13--16601384tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/478283877Mon, 30 Jul 2018 07:00:14 +0000Ryan ThamesThe McDonald's McFish bites return with a vengeance, kidnapping Jackson and invading his brain hole to find out what happened to his favorite side piece. It's an episode that somehow manages to be boring and pretty good at the same time!3556yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-12-i-don-t-mean-to-diminish-the-holocaust-sg1-s1e12--16601385tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/475373706Mon, 23 Jul 2018 01:48:34 +0000Ryan ThamesEp 12 - I Don't Mean To Diminish The Holocaust (SG1 S1E12) by Podcast X-Treme!5293yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-11-when-the-metamucil-kicks-in-sg1-s1e11--16601388
Grandma: I just don't feel confident, Harvey.

Grandpa: Come with me. I wanna let you in on a little secret.

[Grandpa takes Grandma's hand and they leave porch]

[Grandpa opens cabinet and takes out adult diapers]

Grandpa: Here we are. Oops! I Crapped My Pants.

Grandma: Oops! I Crapped My Pants. I've heard of those. Do they work?

Grandpa: Oops! I Crapped My Pants outperformed every bladder and bowel control product on the market today. Here, I'll show you.

[Grandma holds open diaper, Grandpa holds pitcher]

Grandpa: Imagine this pitcher of tea is really a gallon of your feces.

[Grandpa pours pitcher of tea with lemons into diaper]

Grandpa: See how its super thick protection allows for maximum absorbency without leaking.

Grandma: I'm impressed. Oops! I Crapped My Pants can hold a lot of dung.

Grandpa: And get this - Oops! I Crapped My Pants are biodegradable. Now that's good for the environment.

Grandma: Hey, how do you know so much about Oops! I Crapped My Pants?

Grandpa: Well I'm wearing them.. and I just did.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/466121364Mon, 09 Jul 2018 23:54:47 +0000Ryan ThamesGrandpa: You're still having control problems, aren't you? Grandma: I just don't feel confident, Harvey. Grandpa: Come with me. I wanna let you in on a little secret. [Grandpa takes Grandma's hand and they leave porch] [Grandpa opens cabinet...
Grandma: I just don't feel confident, Harvey.

Grandpa: Come with me. I wanna let you in on a little secret.

[Grandpa takes Grandma's hand and they leave porch]

[Grandpa opens cabinet and takes out adult diapers]

Grandpa: Here we are. Oops! I Crapped My Pants.

Grandma: Oops! I Crapped My Pants. I've heard of those. Do they work?

Grandpa: Oops! I Crapped My Pants outperformed every bladder and bowel control product on the market today. Here, I'll show you.

[Grandma holds open diaper, Grandpa holds pitcher]

Grandpa: Imagine this pitcher of tea is really a gallon of your feces.

[Grandpa pours pitcher of tea with lemons into diaper]

Grandpa: See how its super thick protection allows for maximum absorbency without leaking.

Grandma: I'm impressed. Oops! I Crapped My Pants can hold a lot of dung.

Grandpa: And get this - Oops! I Crapped My Pants are biodegradable. Now that's good for the environment.

Grandma: Hey, how do you know so much about Oops! I Crapped My Pants?

Grandpa: Well I'm wearing them.. and I just did.]]>3482yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-10-the-hammer-is-my-penis-sg1-s1e10--16601387tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/466120710Mon, 02 Jul 2018 07:00:14 +0000Ryan ThamesThere was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We...3407yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-9-o-neill-gets-cosby-d-sg1-s1e9--16601390tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/462156438Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:00:04 +0000Ryan ThamesBehold! Richard Dean Anderson! The man can do it all...need someone to act like a caveman? Richard Dean Anderson! Need an elderly character but don't want to hire some old dude? Richard Fucking Dean Anderson!2807yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-8-slap-the-f-ck-out-of-this-fern-sg1-s1e8--16601389tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/459395427Mon, 18 Jun 2018 07:00:14 +0000Ryan ThamesWe haven't landed on the moon in a while, so the team is tasked with attempting to steal some invisibility technology from a race of indigenous people called The Nox. Little do they know Apophis and his fern slappin' buddies are also after the same thing.2674yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-7-the-most-phallic-crystal-sg1-s1e7--16601391tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/451006161Mon, 11 Jun 2018 07:00:04 +0000Ryan ThamesJoin us on a therapeutic counseling session by an energy being masquerading as O'Neil. It's a rock hard episode of Podcast X-Treme!2710yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-6-420-no-scoped-that-b-tch-sg1-s1e6--16601393tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/446817744Mon, 04 Jun 2018 07:00:02 +0000Ryan ThamesJoin us for an adventure on Planet Melanoma! Can the squad save the native population from the wrath of Alan Matthews? Are Ben and Fred Savage brothers? Where the f*ck are all the godd*mn roads?!?! It's a cancer riddled episode of Podcast X-Treme!3343yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-5-prison-rules-b-tch-sg1-s1e5--16601394tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/448632228Mon, 28 May 2018 07:00:02 +0000Ryan ThamesForests that exist in permanent darkness, a culture based on histamine, and big ol' goofy hats. It's a scientifically accurate episode of Podcast X-Treme!3413yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-4-f-ck-you-emancipation-sg1-s1e4--16601392tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/437381298Mon, 21 May 2018 17:30:52 +0000Ryan ThamesWhat happens when you combine the worst episode in Stargate history with the tail end of a multi-episode recording session and a 6 pack of Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale? Pour one out for our sobriety and women's rights in the latest episode of Podcast X-Treme!3003yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-3-bdsm-hamster-wheel-sg1-s1e3--16601396tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/434273520Mon, 14 May 2018 08:00:02 +0000Ryan ThamesWhen Kawalsky gets infected with a baby Goa'uld, he starts getting into some really kinky stuff. Did the military always have that weird BDSM hamster wheel lying around just in case, or did General Hammond pull it out of his private storage? It's a...2187yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-2-mexican-bacon-sg1-s1e2--16601397tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/433671693Mon, 07 May 2018 08:00:06 +0000Ryan ThamesWhen the SG1 and SG2 teams are ordered to infiltrate and investigate the forests of Northern Washington, things don't go as planned as the entirety of SG1 is captured. How will FRED get them out of this mess? Will Sha're land the gig after her...3201yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-1-we-ve-got-aids-pretty-much-figured-out-sg1-s1e1--16601398tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/433668771Mon, 30 Apr 2018 08:00:06 +0000Ryan ThamesIt's a new show! After the events of Stargate: the movie, a new member of Ra's species has emerged as a threat. Why does everyone on Abydos speak English now? Will Hammond finally get a chance to nuke a planet? Find out on the series premiere of SG1!3759yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-0-the-movie--16601402tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/433665219Sun, 22 Apr 2018 23:43:48 +0000Ryan ThamesJoin us for the inaugural episode of Podcast X-Treme - the Stargate podcast no one asked for, but you're getting anyways. In this episode - Stargate, the movie! Is Jackson the smartest and dumbest person to ever live? Will Kurt Russel's frosted tips...4816yesfull