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Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of tackling this dangerous world of online dating. Join KW Simpson, Shilo...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ghosting, catfishing, and of course dick pics. Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of tackling this dangerous world of online dating. Join KW Simpson, Shilo Rayne, and Holly Low as they attempt to dissect the misfortunes of online dating and hopefully form somewhat of an instruction manual on how to date online in the modern age. 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Tell me why my pee always burns.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Wheel of Diseases, turn turn turn turn. <br />Tell me why my pee always burns.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4558</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bumble,cyber,dating,dieseases,digital,gay,grindr,hinge,instagram,kw,lgbt,okcupid,online,reddit,sex,std,sti,straight,tinder,web</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9685d89d9b2dfceecdb31fbfbe70d852.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 6: Stereotypes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-6-stereotypes--16953171</link><description><![CDATA[What category are you?<br />How does being different from the norm affect your dating life?<br />Why does that Gap dressing room look so appealing?<br />KW and Shilo explore and debunk the many stereotypes that surround lifestyles on all sides of the sexual orientation spectrum.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16953171</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2019 06:21:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16953171/ydllyp_e6_stereotypes.mp3" length="159635891" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>KW Simpson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What category are you?
How does being different from the norm affect your dating life?
Why does that Gap dressing room look so appealing?
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It's 2019 and let's face it, we barely made it.
But we walk away with a valuable lesson:
Yakety Sax goes with everything.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One woman, one night, and a whole lotta Mmmbop.<br />It's 2019 and let's face it, we barely made it.<br />But we walk away with a valuable lesson:<br />Yakety Sax goes with everything.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6784</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2019,dating,dating_online,grindr,internet,internetdating,match.com,new_year,newyearseve,okcupid,online,onlinedating,online_dating,relationships,tinder</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9685d89d9b2dfceecdb31fbfbe70d852.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My Little Podcast: Friendship is Boundaries</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-little-podcast-friendship-is-boundaries--16532922</link><description><![CDATA[It's the end of the year and we put down the phone to talk more about the reality of friendships and relationships in real life. <br />Because in the end, people aren't just a bio and six pictures.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16532922</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 19:13:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16532922/holiday_special_my_little_podcast_friendship_is_boundaries.mp3" length="176271348" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>KW Simpson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's the end of the year and we put down the phone to talk more about the reality of friendships and relationships in real life. 
Because in the end, people aren't just a bio and six pictures.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's the end of the year and we put down the phone to talk more about the reality of friendships and relationships in real life. <br />Because in the end, people aren't just a bio and six pictures.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7343</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acceptance,betrayal,boundaries,dating,friends,friendships,grindr,health,holiday,mental_health,okcupid,online,online_dating,relationships,tinder,trust</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9685d89d9b2dfceecdb31fbfbe70d852.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 4.5: Interview With A Ghost</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-4-5-interview-with-a-ghost--16422496</link><description><![CDATA[Holly and Shilo switch roles this week ghosting wise and KW catches Shilo up on what we all talked about in the last episode...or at least he tries to. This “minisode” ended up being an entire episode of KW trying to keep Shilo on topic. <br />Shilo bears it all and can barely pay attention on this special episode we call “Interview With A Ghost”.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16422496</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 10:34:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16422496/episode_4_5_interview_with_a_ghost.mp3" length="74245273" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>KW Simpson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Holly and Shilo switch roles this week ghosting wise and KW catches Shilo up on what we all talked about in the last episode...or at least he tries to. This “minisode” ended up being an entire episode of KW trying to keep Shilo on topic. 
Shilo bears...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Holly and Shilo switch roles this week ghosting wise and KW catches Shilo up on what we all talked about in the last episode...or at least he tries to. This “minisode” ended up being an entire episode of KW trying to keep Shilo on topic. <br />Shilo bears it all and can barely pay attention on this special episode we call “Interview With A Ghost”.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3093</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ghosting,onlinedating,onlinedatingadvice,onlinedatingnightmares,tinder</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9685d89d9b2dfceecdb31fbfbe70d852.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 4: Ghosting</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-4-ghosting--16274159</link><description><![CDATA[Shilo ghosting us this week has us thinking: What do you do when your match just cuts contact with you out of nowhere? KW dishes on his latest date with a YouTube celebrity and Holly cringes at the thought of dating her ex’s dealer.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16274159</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 11:33:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16274159/episode_4_ghosting.mp3" length="134234885" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>KW Simpson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Shilo ghosting us this week has us thinking: What do you do when your match just cuts contact with you out of nowhere? KW dishes on his latest date with a YouTube celebrity and Holly cringes at the thought of dating her ex’s dealer.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Shilo ghosting us this week has us thinking: What do you do when your match just cuts contact with you out of nowhere? KW dishes on his latest date with a YouTube celebrity and Holly cringes at the thought of dating her ex’s dealer.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5593</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dating,ghosting,online+dating,tinder,tindertales</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9685d89d9b2dfceecdb31fbfbe70d852.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 3: Hosting</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-3-hosting--16225568</link><description><![CDATA[Holly Low joins the fight as we scramble to clean the house before our hookup gets here.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16225568</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 08:00:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16225568/episode_3_hosting.mp3" length="140821538" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>KW Simpson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Holly Low joins the fight as we scramble to clean the house before our hookup gets here.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Holly Low joins the fight as we scramble to clean the house before our hookup gets here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5867</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bumbble,dating,dating-advice,dating-stories,gay,grindr,hookup,horror-stories,hosting,okcupid,online,online-dating,sex,tinder</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9685d89d9b2dfceecdb31fbfbe70d852.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 2: Meetups</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-2-meetups--16221765</link><description><![CDATA[Are you ready to meet a complete stranger you met online?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16221765</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2018 05:05:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16221765/ydllyp_e2_mix_mixdown.mp3" length="108001480" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>KW Simpson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Are you ready to meet a complete stranger you met online?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Are you ready to meet a complete stranger you met online?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4499</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bumble,dating,dating-apps,grindr,hookups,meeting,meeting-up,okcupid,online,online-dating,tinder</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9685d89d9b2dfceecdb31fbfbe70d852.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 1: Introductions</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-1-introductions--16221582</link><description><![CDATA[We all have to start somewhere, and it turns out a lot of people online can't figure out how to simply say "Hello".]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16221582</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2018 22:06:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16221582/ydllyp_e1_final_mixdown_01.mp3" length="92834336" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>KW Simpson</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We all have to start somewhere, and it turns out a lot of people online can't figure out how to simply say "Hello".</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We all have to start somewhere, and it turns out a lot of people online can't figure out how to simply say "Hello".]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3874</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bumble,dating,dating-app,dating-apps,gay,grindr,how-to,online,online-dating,tinder</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9685d89d9b2dfceecdb31fbfbe70d852.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
