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You can support the network for as low as $1 a month and get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week the crew is in full swing (Monica's here, the show can start!) as they talk movies, cabinetry, moving, and of course the most important thing: E3 2019! Who had the high score?<br /><br />You can support the network for as low as $1 a month and get these shows ad free: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/geekio" rel="noopener">https://www.patreon.com/geekio</a><br /><br />We record live Thursdays at 10 PM ET at <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">https://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a><br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a><br />Discord: <a href="https://www.geek-io.net/discord" rel="noopener">https://www.geek-io.net/discord</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7414</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>e3,games,show,video</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show 297 Guns of Whatever... and an Orchestra!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-297-guns-of-whatever-and-an-orchestra--18244699</link><description><![CDATA[This week CJ, Rachel, Josh, and Kerry are joined by Lea and Ryoga of the Fiero Initiative (<a href="https://www.fieroinitiative.com/)" rel="noopener">https://www.fieroinitiative.com/)</a> talking about geeky things, making games, and of course their amazing upcoming ship combat card game, Orion's Spur!<br /><br />Remember you can support the network for as little as $1/month (and get an ad free master feed) at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/geekio" rel="noopener">https://www.patreon.com/geekio</a>! We record LIVE Thursdays at 10 PM ET at <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">https://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18244699</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2019 01:31:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18244699/tgios_297_guns_of_whatever_and_an_orchestra.mp3" length="89935872" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0b661fb0-c193-42f8-8ec2-2ce28b02735d/0b661fb0-c193-42f8-8ec2-2ce28b02735d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0b661fb0-c193-42f8-8ec2-2ce28b02735d/0b661fb0-c193-42f8-8ec2-2ce28b02735d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0b661fb0-c193-42f8-8ec2-2ce28b02735d/0b661fb0-c193-42f8-8ec2-2ce28b02735d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week CJ, Rachel, Josh, and Kerry are joined by Lea and Ryoga of the Fiero Initiative (https://www.fieroinitiative.com/) talking about geeky things, making games, and of course their amazing upcoming ship combat card game, Orion's Spur!

Remember...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week CJ, Rachel, Josh, and Kerry are joined by Lea and Ryoga of the Fiero Initiative (<a href="https://www.fieroinitiative.com/)" rel="noopener">https://www.fieroinitiative.com/)</a> talking about geeky things, making games, and of course their amazing upcoming ship combat card game, Orion's Spur!<br /><br />Remember you can support the network for as little as $1/month (and get an ad free master feed) at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/geekio" rel="noopener">https://www.patreon.com/geekio</a>! 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Join us on The Geek IO Show, won't you, it's really fun chaos!<br /><br />Support the network: patreon.com/geekio<br />Email the show: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a><br />Listen live: twitch.tv/geekioshow]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18175259</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2019 02:45:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18175259/the_geek_io_show_episode_296_vaguely_cubelike.mp3" length="94750332" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ab12a854-321e-45d2-b493-48e160311878/ab12a854-321e-45d2-b493-48e160311878.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ab12a854-321e-45d2-b493-48e160311878/ab12a854-321e-45d2-b493-48e160311878.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ab12a854-321e-45d2-b493-48e160311878/ab12a854-321e-45d2-b493-48e160311878.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek IO Show, we get totallly cubular with Jason Micelli on the verge of his (now launched and fully funded within two hours) kickstarter of Dungeon Drop! We geek out over retro games, Aladdin, Final Fantasy games, and what it takes...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek IO Show, we get totallly cubular with Jason Micelli on the verge of his (now launched and fully funded within two hours) kickstarter of Dungeon Drop! We geek out over retro games, Aladdin, Final Fantasy games, and what it takes to be a producer in the tabletop games industry! Join us on The Geek IO Show, won't you, it's really fun chaos!<br /><br />Support the network: patreon.com/geekio<br />Email the show: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a><br />Listen live: twitch.tv/geekioshow]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5922</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>business,dungeon-drop,geek,podcast,tabletop,tgios</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 295 Tricerabox</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-295-tricerabox--18006338</link><description><![CDATA[The show is a little downbeat this time, as half the crew is under the weather.  Did you know it was Josh's BIRTHDAY this last week? WELL NOW YOU DO! Robots, video games, fun and excitement and MORE this week.  So join us for the Geek IO Show, won't you? You'll find out who's wife is a 12 year old boy!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a> <br /><br />Social media: /geekioshow<br /><br />Geek hotline: 727-489-4335 / GEEK<br /><br />Remember you can support this stream and everything we do by going over to patreon.com/geekio]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18006338</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2019 02:29:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18006338/the_geek_io_show_episode_295_tricerabox.mp3" length="56401724" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/67418977-6cb1-46bb-a501-3ac3b191ba19/67418977-6cb1-46bb-a501-3ac3b191ba19.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/67418977-6cb1-46bb-a501-3ac3b191ba19/67418977-6cb1-46bb-a501-3ac3b191ba19.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/67418977-6cb1-46bb-a501-3ac3b191ba19/67418977-6cb1-46bb-a501-3ac3b191ba19.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The show is a little downbeat this time, as half the crew is under the weather.  Did you know it was Josh's BIRTHDAY this last week? WELL NOW YOU DO! Robots, video games, fun and excitement and MORE this week.  So join us for the Geek IO Show, won't...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The show is a little downbeat this time, as half the crew is under the weather.  Did you know it was Josh's BIRTHDAY this last week? WELL NOW YOU DO! Robots, video games, fun and excitement and MORE this week.  So join us for the Geek IO Show, won't you? You'll find out who's wife is a 12 year old boy!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a> <br /><br />Social media: /geekioshow<br /><br />Geek hotline: 727-489-4335 / GEEK<br /><br />Remember you can support this stream and everything we do by going over to patreon.com/geekio]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3526</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>avengers,darksouls,geek,movies,nintendo,pikachu,pokemon,robots,switch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 294: "I'd Listen To Bread" (w/ Bill Meeks)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-294-i-d-listen-to-bread-w-bill-meeks--17899978</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the only man who can bring the real feels with the fake news, the mastermind behind the Fakist, with season 2 FINALLY ON THE AIR, Bill Meeks joins us!<br /><br />We discussed; How Google video is definitely not baby approved, Small pizzas for small businesses, Having nipple covers all day long is important, Being very Bulba-sore whilst doing the Jigglypuff, Who had to Quack Elon Musk?, Yelp Stabbing, Dale discovers Chuck E. Cheese and he Weird Scope of Japanese Children!<br /><br />Also, we geek out about what it takes to be an independent content creator!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? It's like Baby Fortnite!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17899978</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2019 00:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17899978/tgios294.mp3" length="95510068" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3f60c536-4e4e-4ed9-8c1e-693b4011f1a3/3f60c536-4e4e-4ed9-8c1e-693b4011f1a3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3f60c536-4e4e-4ed9-8c1e-693b4011f1a3/3f60c536-4e4e-4ed9-8c1e-693b4011f1a3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3f60c536-4e4e-4ed9-8c1e-693b4011f1a3/3f60c536-4e4e-4ed9-8c1e-693b4011f1a3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the only man who can bring the real feels with the fake news, the mastermind behind the Fakist, with season 2 FINALLY ON THE AIR, Bill Meeks joins us!

We discussed; How Google video is definitely not baby approved,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the only man who can bring the real feels with the fake news, the mastermind behind the Fakist, with season 2 FINALLY ON THE AIR, Bill Meeks joins us!<br /><br />We discussed; How Google video is definitely not baby approved, Small pizzas for small businesses, Having nipple covers all day long is important, Being very Bulba-sore whilst doing the Jigglypuff, Who had to Quack Elon Musk?, Yelp Stabbing, Dale discovers Chuck E. Cheese and he Weird Scope of Japanese Children!<br /><br />Also, we geek out about what it takes to be an independent content creator!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? It's like Baby Fortnite!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5970</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2019,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 293: “We're Up All Night To Undo Loki”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-293-we-re-up-all-night-to-undo-loki--17833815</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we take on the biggest movie event of the year, Avengers: Endgame! Fair warning: Like all of our Rant and Reviews, there are a ton of spoilers in this episode so now you know!<br /><br />Also ask very important questions like; What is on your left?, Is fortnite really that relevant in the future? and How is being an advent of smell?<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? No, but seriously, eff Hawkeye!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17833815</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2019 00:30:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17833815/tgios293.mp3" length="118947548" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b5b64bda-ac92-4ba9-8198-46bce0bb37f5/b5b64bda-ac92-4ba9-8198-46bce0bb37f5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b5b64bda-ac92-4ba9-8198-46bce0bb37f5/b5b64bda-ac92-4ba9-8198-46bce0bb37f5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b5b64bda-ac92-4ba9-8198-46bce0bb37f5/b5b64bda-ac92-4ba9-8198-46bce0bb37f5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we take on the biggest movie event of the year, Avengers: Endgame! Fair warning: Like all of our Rant and Reviews, there are a ton of spoilers in this episode so now you know!

Also ask very important questions like;...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we take on the biggest movie event of the year, Avengers: Endgame! Fair warning: Like all of our Rant and Reviews, there are a ton of spoilers in this episode so now you know!<br /><br />Also ask very important questions like; What is on your left?, Is fortnite really that relevant in the future? and How is being an advent of smell?<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? No, but seriously, eff Hawkeye!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7435</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2019,avengers,endgame,geek,io,movies,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 292 Jack Bot at Robot House</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-292-jack-bot-at-robot-house--17762127</link><description><![CDATA[Join the Robot House Crew as week play some Jack Box Live on stream. <br />You can watch a video of the gameplay here: <a href="https://youtu.be/0gbSIhqFdcg" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/0gbSIhqFdcg</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17762127</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2019 12:30:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17762127/tgios_292_audio.mp3" length="66064270" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f7d7e05e-dc53-427b-82d8-d4335187914a/f7d7e05e-dc53-427b-82d8-d4335187914a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f7d7e05e-dc53-427b-82d8-d4335187914a/f7d7e05e-dc53-427b-82d8-d4335187914a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f7d7e05e-dc53-427b-82d8-d4335187914a/f7d7e05e-dc53-427b-82d8-d4335187914a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join the Robot House Crew as week play some Jack Box Live on stream. 
You can watch a video of the gameplay here: https://youtu.be/0gbSIhqFdcg</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join the Robot House Crew as week play some Jack Box Live on stream. <br />You can watch a video of the gameplay here: <a href="https://youtu.be/0gbSIhqFdcg" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/0gbSIhqFdcg</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4138</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geek_i/o,guesspionage,jack_box3,twitch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show Episode 291 Super Saiyan Wizard Beard</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-291-super-saiyan-wizard-beard--17697329</link><description><![CDATA[Join the Geek I/O crew this week as we talk about video games, movies and Largo PlayCon.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17697329</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2019 11:00:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17697329/the_geek_io_show_episode_291_super_saiyan_wizard_beard.mp3" length="89087388" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/44d14971-e538-409d-b49f-e37845fb406f/44d14971-e538-409d-b49f-e37845fb406f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/44d14971-e538-409d-b49f-e37845fb406f/44d14971-e538-409d-b49f-e37845fb406f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/44d14971-e538-409d-b49f-e37845fb406f/44d14971-e538-409d-b49f-e37845fb406f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join the Geek I/O crew this week as we talk about video games, movies and Largo PlayCon.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join the Geek I/O crew this week as we talk about video games, movies and Largo PlayCon.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5568</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dark_souls,ffx,geek_i/o,minecraft,mtga</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 290 LONG DRAMATIC VILLAIN CAPES</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-290-long-dramatic-villain-capes--17631963</link><description><![CDATA[Join Raul and Kerry as we Rant & Review DC's latest super hero movie Shazam!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17631963</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2019 13:25:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17631963/the_geek_io_show_episode_290_long_dramatic_villain_capes.mp3" length="59177395" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8bb204b9-2866-443f-a29a-d63b486e8e48/8bb204b9-2866-443f-a29a-d63b486e8e48.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8bb204b9-2866-443f-a29a-d63b486e8e48/8bb204b9-2866-443f-a29a-d63b486e8e48.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8bb204b9-2866-443f-a29a-d63b486e8e48/8bb204b9-2866-443f-a29a-d63b486e8e48.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join Raul and Kerry as we Rant &amp; Review DC's latest super hero movie Shazam!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join Raul and Kerry as we Rant & Review DC's latest super hero movie Shazam!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3699</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dc,movies,rant,review,shazam!</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 289 Dragon Chef</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-289-dragon-chef--17552971</link><description><![CDATA[Join the Geek I/O Crew as we talk about Wifi, Sekiro, baby scares, moving half way across the country, chasing battles, playing the Switch, and planning a geek wedding.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17552971</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2019 11:07:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17552971/the_geek_io_show_episode_289_dragon_chef.mp3" length="87843538" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f5b07a75-e93f-4a95-ab80-8b168543bf28/f5b07a75-e93f-4a95-ab80-8b168543bf28.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f5b07a75-e93f-4a95-ab80-8b168543bf28/f5b07a75-e93f-4a95-ab80-8b168543bf28.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f5b07a75-e93f-4a95-ab80-8b168543bf28/f5b07a75-e93f-4a95-ab80-8b168543bf28.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join the Geek I/O Crew as we talk about Wifi, Sekiro, baby scares, moving half way across the country, chasing battles, playing the Switch, and planning a geek wedding.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join the Geek I/O Crew as we talk about Wifi, Sekiro, baby scares, moving half way across the country, chasing battles, playing the Switch, and planning a geek wedding.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5491</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baby_scares,geek_i/o,onelink,sekiro,switch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #288: "Assaultment of Entertainment"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-288-assaultment-of-entertainment--17505369</link><description><![CDATA[It's a special event this time on the Geek I/O Show: the triumphant return of the one and only DALEE! Four more Dales, in fact, than we originally planned on. Join CJ, Rachel, Dale, and Kerry for a very special episode featuring baby adventures, birthday adventures, winnebago adventures, live audience Q&A and the return of everyone's favorite Wish.com guessing game!<br /><br />We also discuss: Assaultment of Entertainment, any weird?, Doing It 2018 Style, PUBD, All Aboard The Daleee Train, stream lage, Get the Chinese out of my grinder, hopping aboard the daleeeee train, pew show, West Coast Bent Coast, exploring spikes, MageHand throwing Caltrops, French Beard Catcher, and The French Beard Catcher (2018).<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, will you? All aboard the Dale Train to the last remaining Blockbuster!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17505369</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2019 01:11:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17505369/288.mp3" length="92537834" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a special event this time on the Geek I/O Show: the triumphant return of the one and only DALEE! Four more Dales, in fact, than we originally planned on. Join CJ, Rachel, Dale, and Kerry for a very special episode featuring baby adventures,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a special event this time on the Geek I/O Show: the triumphant return of the one and only DALEE! Four more Dales, in fact, than we originally planned on. Join CJ, Rachel, Dale, and Kerry for a very special episode featuring baby adventures, birthday adventures, winnebago adventures, live audience Q&A and the return of everyone's favorite Wish.com guessing game!<br /><br />We also discuss: Assaultment of Entertainment, any weird?, Doing It 2018 Style, PUBD, All Aboard The Daleee Train, stream lage, Get the Chinese out of my grinder, hopping aboard the daleeeee train, pew show, West Coast Bent Coast, exploring spikes, MageHand throwing Caltrops, French Beard Catcher, and The French Beard Catcher (2018).<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, will you? All aboard the Dale Train to the last remaining Blockbuster!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5784</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2019,anime,game,geek,guessing,io,live,movies,podcast,q&amp;a,show,talk,variety,wish</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 287: Summer Movie Smackdown Draft: Spider Beard</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-287-summer-movie-smackdown-draft-spider-beard--17415162</link><description><![CDATA[Join us this week as we kick off the Summer Movie Smackdown with CJ, Josh, Kerry, Monica, and Raul.  We all bid and try to picked up the best valued movies of the Summer.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17415162</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2019 20:45:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17415162/the_geek_io_show_episode_287_spider_beard.mp3" length="87893683" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join us this week as we kick off the Summer Movie Smackdown with CJ, Josh, Kerry, Monica, and Raul.  We all bid and try to picked up the best valued movies of the Summer.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us this week as we kick off the Summer Movie Smackdown with CJ, Josh, Kerry, Monica, and Raul.  We all bid and try to picked up the best valued movies of the Summer.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5494</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geek-i/o,marvel,movie-draft,smackdown,summer,x-men</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show 286: Rant and Review of Captain Marvel: Cat of Holding</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-286-rant-and-review-of-captain-marvel-cat-of-holding--17343215</link><description><![CDATA[Join The Geek I/O crew this week as we Rant and Review the newest Marvel super hero movie Captain Marvel.  Thank You Stan.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17343215</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2019 14:55:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17343215/the_geek_io_show_episode_286_cat_of_holding.mp3" length="111755795" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join The Geek I/O crew this week as we Rant and Review the newest Marvel super hero movie Captain Marvel.  Thank You Stan.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join The Geek I/O crew this week as we Rant and Review the newest Marvel super hero movie Captain Marvel.  Thank You Stan.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6985</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>captain-marvel,geek-i/o,mcu,nick-fury,rant,review</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 285 Spare the Dying Harder</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-285-spare-the-dying-harder--17272490</link><description><![CDATA[Joining us this week is Patrick From Leder Games!!  We talk about Robot House getting upgraded with armored solar panels, games we've been playing and playing testing. This week on The Geek I/O Show.<br /><br />We are helping out friend of the network JD with some medical bills for his wife who was diagnosed with cancer go to <br />geek-io.net/fightcancer<br /><br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a> <br />Social media: /geekioshowGeek <br />hotline: 727-489-4335 / GEEK<br />Remember you can support this stream and everything we do by going over to patreon.com/geekio -- Watch live at <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">https://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17272490</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2019 11:15:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17272490/the_geek_io_show_episode_285_spare_the_dying_harder.mp3" length="118039012" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Joining us this week is Patrick From Leder Games!!  We talk about Robot House getting upgraded with armored solar panels, games we've been playing and playing testing. This week on The Geek I/O Show.

We are helping out friend of the network JD with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Joining us this week is Patrick From Leder Games!!  We talk about Robot House getting upgraded with armored solar panels, games we've been playing and playing testing. This week on The Geek I/O Show.<br /><br />We are helping out friend of the network JD with some medical bills for his wife who was diagnosed with cancer go to <br />geek-io.net/fightcancer<br /><br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a> <br />Social media: /geekioshowGeek <br />hotline: 727-489-4335 / GEEK<br />Remember you can support this stream and everything we do by going over to patreon.com/geekio -- Watch live at <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">https://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7378</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>deltarune,dusk,geek-io,iron-maiden,minecraft,pathfinder2,root,solaris,tesla-solar-panels</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 284 Shotgun Coffee</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-284-shotgun-coffee--17193115</link><description><![CDATA[Join us this week as we welcome back Bryce Castillo back to the show.  Where we complain more about Kingdom Hearts 2,  talk about Pokemon, Spider-Man, Tesla Solar Panel Prep, Crackdown 3, and the Lego Movie 2 this week on the Geek I/O Show.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17193115</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2019 05:00:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17193115/the_geek_io_show_episode_287_shotgun_coffee.mp3" length="116447416" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join us this week as we welcome back Bryce Castillo back to the show.  Where we complain more about Kingdom Hearts 2,  talk about Pokemon, Spider-Man, Tesla Solar Panel Prep, Crackdown 3, and the Lego Movie 2 this week on the Geek I/O Show.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us this week as we welcome back Bryce Castillo back to the show.  Where we complain more about Kingdom Hearts 2,  talk about Pokemon, Spider-Man, Tesla Solar Panel Prep, Crackdown 3, and the Lego Movie 2 this week on the Geek I/O Show.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7278</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 283 SkullDingers Cat</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-283-skulldingers-cat--17122126</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show we are joined by the fantastic QurrelsomeRhino.  We talk about learning about soil in school, making babies in the Sims,  Tearing down a PS4, 3D printing and quantum physics.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17122126</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2019 06:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17122126/the_geek_io_show_episode_283_skulldingers_cat.mp3" length="102646389" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show we are joined by the fantastic QurrelsomeRhino.  We talk about learning about soil in school, making babies in the Sims,  Tearing down a PS4, 3D printing and quantum physics.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show we are joined by the fantastic QurrelsomeRhino.  We talk about learning about soil in school, making babies in the Sims,  Tearing down a PS4, 3D printing and quantum physics.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6416</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>3d-printing,ps4,quantum,school,sims,soil</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 282 Shut Up, Goku! It's like Nik at a Tater Tot Club</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-282-shut-up-goku-it-s-like-nik-at-a-tater-tot-club--17061787</link><description><![CDATA[Joining us this week:the curators of the hat drawer, creators of such live-action anime specials such as Tokyo Ghoul, Naruto: Obito vs Kakashi, and the coming soon Avatar: Agni Kai, Cowboy Bebop, One Punch Man, and Hunter x Hunter… Re:Anime’s leading man, Nik Shaw<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a> <br />Social media: /geekioshow<br />Geek hotline: 727-489-4335 / GEEK<br />Remember you can support this stream and everything we do by going over to patreon.com/geekio]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17061787</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2019 16:34:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17061787/the_geek_io_show_episode_282_shut_up_goku_it_s_like_nik_at_a_tater_tot_club.mp3" length="110640313" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Joining us this week:the curators of the hat drawer, creators of such live-action anime specials such as Tokyo Ghoul, Naruto: Obito vs Kakashi, and the coming soon Avatar: Agni Kai, Cowboy Bebop, One Punch Man, and Hunter x Hunter… Re:Anime’s leading...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Joining us this week:the curators of the hat drawer, creators of such live-action anime specials such as Tokyo Ghoul, Naruto: Obito vs Kakashi, and the coming soon Avatar: Agni Kai, Cowboy Bebop, One Punch Man, and Hunter x Hunter… Re:Anime’s leading man, Nik Shaw<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a> <br />Social media: /geekioshow<br />Geek hotline: 727-489-4335 / GEEK<br />Remember you can support this stream and everything we do by going over to patreon.com/geekio]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6915</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>avatar,geek-io-show,live-action,naruto,nik-shaw,re:anime,tokyo-ghoul</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #281: "Lord of the Adjectives"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-281-lord-of-the-adjectives--16998410</link><description><![CDATA[What do you get when a good chunk of the cast is out sick and the word nerds are left to run the show? Wordplay games, of course! Join Josh, Monica, Jacky, and Kerry for "ad libs," and some good old fashioned Vogon poetry! Also a trip down video game memory lane and soil science, for some reason. Plus all the Exploding Dice references you can shake a stick at!<br /><br />We also discuss: Lord of the Adjectives, Sailor Boom, If It Boobs, Do You Know Why the Blobfish Ignores You?, Return of the Escalator, OG Grumpdad, Passive Aggressive Libs, Mr. Spoonman, The Worst Kind of Billy Mays, and Trevor, Travis, Trelawney.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? It's better than Vogon poetry! (but then, what  isn't?)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16998410</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2019 23:11:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16998410/tgios281.mp3" length="96154560" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What do you get when a good chunk of the cast is out sick and the word nerds are left to run the show? Wordplay games, of course! Join Josh, Monica, Jacky, and Kerry for "ad libs," and some good old fashioned Vogon poetry! Also a trip down video game...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What do you get when a good chunk of the cast is out sick and the word nerds are left to run the show? Wordplay games, of course! Join Josh, Monica, Jacky, and Kerry for "ad libs," and some good old fashioned Vogon poetry! Also a trip down video game memory lane and soil science, for some reason. Plus all the Exploding Dice references you can shake a stick at!<br /><br />We also discuss: Lord of the Adjectives, Sailor Boom, If It Boobs, Do You Know Why the Blobfish Ignores You?, Return of the Escalator, OG Grumpdad, Passive Aggressive Libs, Mr. Spoonman, The Worst Kind of Billy Mays, and Trevor, Travis, Trelawney.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? It's better than Vogon poetry! (but then, what  isn't?)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6010</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2019,adjective,fantasy,final,game,geek,geeky,io,libs,mad,nerd,nerdy,podcast,poetry,talk,variety,video,vogon,word,wordplay</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 280 An Ice Cream Truck Full Of Waifus</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-280-an-ice-cream-truck-full-of-waifus--16927150</link><description><![CDATA[This week we are joined by Jacky Leung from deathbymage.com.  Join use as we talk about Kingdom Hearts 2.9, Tales of Vesperia, Rent Live, RWBY, Kraken Dice, and much more on this week's episode of The Geek I/O Show,<br /><br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a> <br />Social media: /geekioshow<br />Geek hotline: 727-489-4335 / GEEK<br />Remember you can support this stream and everything we do by going over to patreon.com/geekio]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16927150</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2019 06:00:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16927150/the_geek_io_show_episode_280_an_ice_cream_truck_full_of_waifus.mp3" length="74679102" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we are joined by Jacky Leung from deathbymage.com.  Join use as we talk about Kingdom Hearts 2.9, Tales of Vesperia, Rent Live, RWBY, Kraken Dice, and much more on this week's episode of The Geek I/O Show,


Email: show@geek-io.net 
Social...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we are joined by Jacky Leung from deathbymage.com.  Join use as we talk about Kingdom Hearts 2.9, Tales of Vesperia, Rent Live, RWBY, Kraken Dice, and much more on this week's episode of The Geek I/O Show,<br /><br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a> <br />Social media: /geekioshow<br />Geek hotline: 727-489-4335 / GEEK<br />Remember you can support this stream and everything we do by going over to patreon.com/geekio]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4668</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>deathbymage,geeki/o,kingdom-heart-2.9,kraken-dice,rwby,tales-of-vesperia,twich-live</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 279 The Best $2 You Can Ever Spend</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-279-the-best-2-you-can-ever-spend--16848291</link><description><![CDATA[This week we are joined by Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young to talk about their #1 Comedy Album All's Well: A Night Attack Album.<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a> <br />Social media: /geekioshow<br />Geek hotline: 727-489-4335 / GEEK<br />Remember you can support this stream and everything we do by going over to patreon.com/geekio]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16848291</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2019 14:26:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16848291/the_geek_io_show_episode_279_the_best_2_you_can_ever_spend.mp3" length="98450109" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we are joined by Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young to talk about their #1 Comedy Album All's Well: A Night Attack Album.

Email: show@geek-io.net 
Social media: /geekioshow
Geek hotline: 727-489-4335 / GEEK
Remember you can support...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we are joined by Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young to talk about their #1 Comedy Album All's Well: A Night Attack Album.<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a> <br />Social media: /geekioshow<br />Geek hotline: 727-489-4335 / GEEK<br />Remember you can support this stream and everything we do by going over to patreon.com/geekio]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6154</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>all'swell:anightattackalbum,brianbrushwood,geeki/o,justinrobertyoung,twitch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Special Gamer Geek Best of 2018 Yee Haw Skyrim</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/special-gamer-geek-best-of-2018-yee-haw-skyrim--16813088</link><description><![CDATA[Join CJ, Rachel, Raul and Monica for a special episode of Gamer Geeks as we go over the best video games of 2018 and look to the future.<br /><br /><a href="https://twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">https://twitch.tv/geekioshow</a><br />How to get a hold of us:<br /><a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a><br />twitter.com/geekioshow<br />facebook.com/geekioshow<br />Geek Hotline: 727-489-4335 / 727-489-GEEK]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16813088</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2019 18:18:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16813088/gamer_geek_best_of_2018_yee_haw_skyrim.mp3" length="95746924" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join CJ, Rachel, Raul and Monica for a special episode of Gamer Geeks as we go over the best video games of 2018 and look to the future.

https://twitch.tv/geekioshow
How to get a hold of us:
show@geek-io.net
twitter.com/geekioshow...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join CJ, Rachel, Raul and Monica for a special episode of Gamer Geeks as we go over the best video games of 2018 and look to the future.<br /><br /><a href="https://twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">https://twitch.tv/geekioshow</a><br />How to get a hold of us:<br /><a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a><br />twitter.com/geekioshow<br />facebook.com/geekioshow<br />Geek Hotline: 727-489-4335 / 727-489-GEEK]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5985</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chat,geeki/o,review,videogames</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 278 The Deity, Pat Reon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-278-the-deity-pat-reon--16764469</link><description><![CDATA[Join us this week as The Exploding Dice crew takes over and introduces themselves for there new Dungeons and Dragons Campaign in the City of Guild Ravnica.  With CJ, Raul, Kerry, Josh, Monica and Jacky on this weeks episode of the Geek I/O Show.<br /><br />Thursdays at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific, Fridays at 12 PM AEST<br /><a href="https://twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">https://twitch.tv/geekioshow</a><br />How to get a hold of us:<br /><a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a><br />twitter.com/geekioshow<br />facebook.com/geekioshow<br />Geek Hotline: 727-489-4335 / 727-489-GEEK]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16764469</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2019 00:22:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16764469/the_geek_io_show_episode_278_the_deity_pat_reon.mp3" length="123992818" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join us this week as The Exploding Dice crew takes over and introduces themselves for there new Dungeons and Dragons Campaign in the City of Guild Ravnica.  With CJ, Raul, Kerry, Josh, Monica and Jacky on this weeks episode of the Geek I/O Show....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us this week as The Exploding Dice crew takes over and introduces themselves for there new Dungeons and Dragons Campaign in the City of Guild Ravnica.  With CJ, Raul, Kerry, Josh, Monica and Jacky on this weeks episode of the Geek I/O Show.<br /><br />Thursdays at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific, Fridays at 12 PM AEST<br /><a href="https://twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">https://twitch.tv/geekioshow</a><br />How to get a hold of us:<br /><a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a><br />twitter.com/geekioshow<br />facebook.com/geekioshow<br />Geek Hotline: 727-489-4335 / 727-489-GEEK]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7750</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dungeons&amp;dragons,geeki/o,ravnica,roleplaying</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 277 The Puppy Puppy Kitty Movie</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-277-the-puppy-puppy-kitty-movie--16694349</link><description><![CDATA[Join CJ, Rachel, Raul, Josh, and Monica as we Rant and Review 2018 Venom. <br /><br />Where to listen:<br />Thursdays at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific, Friday at 12 PM AEST<br /><a href="http://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a><br /><br />How to get a hold of us:<br /><a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a><br />twitter.com/geekioshow<br />facebook.com/geekioshow<br />Geek Hotline: 727-489-4335 / 727-489-GEEK]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16694349</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2019 14:54:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16694349/the_geek_io_show_episode_277_the_puppy_puppy_kitty_movie.mp3" length="85047409" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join CJ, Rachel, Raul, Josh, and Monica as we Rant and Review 2018 Venom. 

Where to listen:
Thursdays at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific, Friday at 12 PM AEST
www.twitch.tv/geekioshow

How to get a hold of us:
show@geek-io.net
twitter.com/geekioshow...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join CJ, Rachel, Raul, Josh, and Monica as we Rant and Review 2018 Venom. <br /><br />Where to listen:<br />Thursdays at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific, Friday at 12 PM AEST<br /><a href="http://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a><br /><br />How to get a hold of us:<br /><a href="mailto:show@geek-io.net">show@geek-io.net</a><br />twitter.com/geekioshow<br />facebook.com/geekioshow<br />Geek Hotline: 727-489-4335 / 727-489-GEEK]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5316</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geeki/o,marvel,rant,review,venom</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 276 Small Hornless Moose</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-276-small-hornless-moose--16636476</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show Join CJ, Rachel, Raul, Josh, and Monica as we discuss the best of 2018 and we also look to the future.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16636476</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2019 15:16:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16636476/the_geek_io_show_episode_276_small_hornless_moose.mp3" length="97583252" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show Join CJ, Rachel, Raul, Josh, and Monica as we discuss the best of 2018 and we also look to the future.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show Join CJ, Rachel, Raul, Josh, and Monica as we discuss the best of 2018 and we also look to the future.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6099</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anime,bestof2018,geeki/o,marvel,videogames</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode: 275 A Chainsaw is Not Clothing</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-275-a-chainsaw-is-not-clothing--16519944</link><description><![CDATA[Join CJ, Raul, Kerry, Josh and Monica this week on the Geek I/O Show where we have a Super Fight on our last regular show of the year.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16519944</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2018 11:21:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16519944/the_geek_io_show_episode_275_a_chainsaw_is_not_clothing.mp3" length="103381606" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join CJ, Raul, Kerry, Josh and Monica this week on the Geek I/O Show where we have a Super Fight on our last regular show of the year.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join CJ, Raul, Kerry, Josh and Monica this week on the Geek I/O Show where we have a Super Fight on our last regular show of the year.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6462</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geeki/o,superfight</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 274 Just like your Dankey</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-274-just-like-your-dankey--16456621</link><description><![CDATA[Join use this week with CJ, Rachel, Raul, Monica and Jacky on The Geek I/O Show!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16456621</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 01:07:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16456621/the_geek_io_show_episode_274_just_like_your_dankey.mp3" length="106502920" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join use this week with CJ, Rachel, Raul, Monica and Jacky on The Geek I/O Show!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join use this week with CJ, Rachel, Raul, Monica and Jacky on The Geek I/O Show!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6657</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 273: “RRR(w)RR: The First One, Raul.”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-273-rrr-w-rr-the-first-one-raul--16364565</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we try and break the internet as we watch Ralph Breaks The Internet!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16364565</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2018 14:55:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16364565/tgios_272.mp3" length="87002185" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we try and break the internet as we watch Ralph Breaks The Internet!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we try and break the internet as we watch Ralph Breaks The Internet!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5438</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,breaks,geek,io,movies,podcast,ralph</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 272 "I Made It! Weird!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-272-i-made-it-weird--16278896</link><description><![CDATA[We join CJ, Rachel and Raul for this pre-Thanksgiving episode of The Geek I/O Show!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16278896</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2018 18:23:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16278896/tgios272.mp3" length="91839236" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We join CJ, Rachel and Raul for this pre-Thanksgiving episode of The Geek I/O Show!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We join CJ, Rachel and Raul for this pre-Thanksgiving episode of The Geek I/O Show!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5740</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geeki/o,podcast,varierty</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 271: “Exponential Arm Increase”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-271-exponential-arm-increase--16204340</link><description><![CDATA[With CJ out this week, the B-team takes over the Geek I/O Show for a good old-fashioned round of Jackbox, this time with audience participation! Immortal Disappointment, LOTR/MASH crossovers, and sun-powered armor plating abound!<br /><br />We also discuss: Exponential Arm Increase, 21-Gun Salad, Tiny Kerry, Fish Heads Fish Heads, Familiar Territory, and B Dolphin.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? You won't have to hunt for good times!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16204340</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 06:29:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16204340/tgios271.mp3" length="101634534" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With CJ out this week, the B-team takes over the Geek I/O Show for a good old-fashioned round of Jackbox, this time with audience participation! Immortal Disappointment, LOTR/MASH crossovers, and sun-powered armor plating abound!

We also discuss:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With CJ out this week, the B-team takes over the Geek I/O Show for a good old-fashioned round of Jackbox, this time with audience participation! Immortal Disappointment, LOTR/MASH crossovers, and sun-powered armor plating abound!<br /><br />We also discuss: Exponential Arm Increase, 21-Gun Salad, Tiny Kerry, Fish Heads Fish Heads, Familiar Territory, and B Dolphin.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? You won't have to hunt for good times!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6353</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,jackbox,podcast,talk,tv,variety</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #270: "Toke-xedo Mask"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-270-toke-xedo-mask--16154446</link><description><![CDATA[After a month-long extravaganza of Chads, nugs, and pot jokes, the Geek I/O Show decided to clean up our act a little. That's right, folks, we broke out the Bleach for a Rant and Review featuring not only QuarrelsomeRhino but everyone's favorite fireball flinger, friend of the network DeathByMage!<br /><br />We also discuss: Toke-xedo Mask, Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, #NotMyIchigo, Weird Abraham Lincoln Chair, Kevlar Leggings, Very Colorful Guidelines, Stage Hype!, He Had Good Stage Confidence!, The Black Strawberry, Preshow Text, Tuxedo Baked, Two Balloons And A Face, He Died on the Spot, Dale Knows Very Little English, A Trip Down a Lane, Weird Guy Who Knows a Lot of Things, Reverse Nyan Cat, Spirit daughter Ichika, flat 7, and Flat Chested 7<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? It's not a Hollow endeavor!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16154446</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2018 02:42:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16154446/tgios270.mp3" length="109675584" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After a month-long extravaganza of Chads, nugs, and pot jokes, the Geek I/O Show decided to clean up our act a little. That's right, folks, we broke out the Bleach for a Rant and Review featuring not only QuarrelsomeRhino but everyone's favorite...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After a month-long extravaganza of Chads, nugs, and pot jokes, the Geek I/O Show decided to clean up our act a little. That's right, folks, we broke out the Bleach for a Rant and Review featuring not only QuarrelsomeRhino but everyone's favorite fireball flinger, friend of the network DeathByMage!<br /><br />We also discuss: Toke-xedo Mask, Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, #NotMyIchigo, Weird Abraham Lincoln Chair, Kevlar Leggings, Very Colorful Guidelines, Stage Hype!, He Had Good Stage Confidence!, The Black Strawberry, Preshow Text, Tuxedo Baked, Two Balloons And A Face, He Died on the Spot, Dale Knows Very Little English, A Trip Down a Lane, Weird Guy Who Knows a Lot of Things, Reverse Nyan Cat, Spirit daughter Ichika, flat 7, and Flat Chested 7<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? It's not a Hollow endeavor!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6855</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,action,bleach,by,death,geek,io,kubo,live,mage,movie,podcast,rant,review,tite</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #269: "Knock 3 Times With My Face"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-269-knock-3-times-with-my-face--16079185</link><description><![CDATA[Trick or Treat! Our unlikely heroes are back one more time for the epic conclusion of the Geek I/O Show x Exploding Dice crossover campaign! Will the group solve the mystery of the disappearances from the neighborhood? Did Raiyuin actually hang out with the Duchess like he thinks he did? Find out this week!<br /><br />We also discuss: Knock 3 Times With My Face, Schrodingers Monica, The Rhino has Rhino Powers, Chewthulu, Slurping Soundbit, Sinemax, Memory Rats, Velma to the Scoobies, Weedish Fish, Vijima Games, Cinemax with an S, Swiss Cheese Knowledge, Chad Room, Ukulele Theft, We Could Be a Stick, I drink a lot of nut milk, !s Kruge, and Leave It On Beaver.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We won't lock you out!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16079185</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2018 04:56:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16079185/269.mp3" length="110123136" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Trick or Treat! Our unlikely heroes are back one more time for the epic conclusion of the Geek I/O Show x Exploding Dice crossover campaign! Will the group solve the mystery of the disappearances from the neighborhood? Did Raiyuin actually hang out...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Trick or Treat! Our unlikely heroes are back one more time for the epic conclusion of the Geek I/O Show x Exploding Dice crossover campaign! Will the group solve the mystery of the disappearances from the neighborhood? Did Raiyuin actually hang out with the Duchess like he thinks he did? Find out this week!<br /><br />We also discuss: Knock 3 Times With My Face, Schrodingers Monica, The Rhino has Rhino Powers, Chewthulu, Slurping Soundbit, Sinemax, Memory Rats, Velma to the Scoobies, Weedish Fish, Vijima Games, Cinemax with an S, Swiss Cheese Knowledge, Chad Room, Ukulele Theft, We Could Be a Stick, I drink a lot of nut milk, !s Kruge, and Leave It On Beaver.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We won't lock you out!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6883</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,halloween,io,legend,open,podcast,role-playing,rpg,special,tabletop</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #268: "Zimbab-WAY Rich"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-268-zimbab-way-rich--16016916</link><description><![CDATA[The spoop continues this week with the Geek I/O Show x Exploding Dice crossover Halloween special! With the Chads thoroughly scared away from the asylum, our so-called "heroes" are left to their own devices. Which apparently means arts and crafts, recreational activities, and... bat frogs?<br /><br />We also discuss: Zimbab-WAY Rich, Batfrog Pantomime, Sincere Amorphous Raisin Party Time, Restaurant Sports Bra, taxes pay for things, Kill-O-Meter, Kaipucchino, Pot Tree, free rain, Bongsai, Medammit, Like a Big Peter Pan, BoogleMaps, and Long Haired Eared.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? This crossover is a hit!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16016916</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2018 21:37:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16016916/tgios268.mp3" length="75616128" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The spoop continues this week with the Geek I/O Show x Exploding Dice crossover Halloween special! With the Chads thoroughly scared away from the asylum, our so-called "heroes" are left to their own devices. Which apparently means arts and crafts,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The spoop continues this week with the Geek I/O Show x Exploding Dice crossover Halloween special! With the Chads thoroughly scared away from the asylum, our so-called "heroes" are left to their own devices. Which apparently means arts and crafts, recreational activities, and... bat frogs?<br /><br />We also discuss: Zimbab-WAY Rich, Batfrog Pantomime, Sincere Amorphous Raisin Party Time, Restaurant Sports Bra, taxes pay for things, Kill-O-Meter, Kaipucchino, Pot Tree, free rain, Bongsai, Medammit, Like a Big Peter Pan, BoogleMaps, and Long Haired Eared.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? This crossover is a hit!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4726</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,game,geek,halloween,io,legend,live,open,play,playing,podcast,role,rpg,special,tabletop</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #267: "Revelry In The Bark"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-267-revelry-in-the-bark--15962735</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the Exploding Dice crew resumes their (partial) takeover of the show with our Halloween Open Legend special! With the building sufficiently spooped, our heroes(?) need only to lie in wait until it's time to give the Chad Army a night they'll never forget!<br /><br />We also discuss: Revelry In The Bark, RELEASE THE CHADS, A Murder of Spoops, Thrashing the Chads, Let's Boo This Thing, Plus Ghoultra, The Boospaper, Herbalism Yo, High Moon, It's My Hubcap!, Haunted AF, Selena Ghoulmez, Chad Femur, Mas Nugs, Chad Prime, OmegaChad, Cult 45, Pack of Chads, Specimens of Chad, The Hamburger Icon, Multicolor ping, and Fearlleyball.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We'd be enCHADted!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15962735</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2018 04:44:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15962735/tgios267.mp3" length="85602816" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, the Exploding Dice crew resumes their (partial) takeover of the show with our Halloween Open Legend special! With the building sufficiently spooped, our heroes(?) need only to lie in wait until it's time to give the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the Exploding Dice crew resumes their (partial) takeover of the show with our Halloween Open Legend special! With the building sufficiently spooped, our heroes(?) need only to lie in wait until it's time to give the Chad Army a night they'll never forget!<br /><br />We also discuss: Revelry In The Bark, RELEASE THE CHADS, A Murder of Spoops, Thrashing the Chads, Let's Boo This Thing, Plus Ghoultra, The Boospaper, Herbalism Yo, High Moon, It's My Hubcap!, Haunted AF, Selena Ghoulmez, Chad Femur, Mas Nugs, Chad Prime, OmegaChad, Cult 45, Pack of Chads, Specimens of Chad, The Hamburger Icon, Multicolor ping, and Fearlleyball.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We'd be enCHADted!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5351</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,game,geek,io,legend,open,playing,podcast,role,rpg,tabletop</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #266: "Hey You Gheists"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-266-hey-you-gheists--15904617</link><description><![CDATA[Hey You Gheists, we're back and spoopier than ever! That's right, ladies and gentleghouls, it's time once again for the Geek I/O + Exploding Dice Halloween Crossover! For the entire month of October, we'll be bringing you thrills and frights courtesy of your favorite band of mayhem-causing misfits! Will they find their nugs? Will they accomplish anything at all? Find out this time, on the Geek I/O Show!<br /><br />We also discuss: Hey you gheists, Doot Dee Doot, Speaking of Canada, Bacon while you're bakin', Personification of Ohio, Grow Some Spoopy Trees, Mug Flavored Beer, Screen full of boobs, Nocula, The Straightest of Backs, I learned Hi this year, and He's billowing now.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We won't bite!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15904617</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2018 04:02:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15904617/tgios266.mp3" length="101491776" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey You Gheists, we're back and spoopier than ever! That's right, ladies and gentleghouls, it's time once again for the Geek I/O + Exploding Dice Halloween Crossover! For the entire month of October, we'll be bringing you thrills and frights courtesy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey You Gheists, we're back and spoopier than ever! That's right, ladies and gentleghouls, it's time once again for the Geek I/O + Exploding Dice Halloween Crossover! For the entire month of October, we'll be bringing you thrills and frights courtesy of your favorite band of mayhem-causing misfits! Will they find their nugs? Will they accomplish anything at all? Find out this time, on the Geek I/O Show!<br /><br />We also discuss: Hey you gheists, Doot Dee Doot, Speaking of Canada, Bacon while you're bakin', Personification of Ohio, Grow Some Spoopy Trees, Mug Flavored Beer, Screen full of boobs, Nocula, The Straightest of Backs, I learned Hi this year, and He's billowing now.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We won't bite!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6344</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,dice,exploding,geek,halloween,io,legend,open,podcast,roleplaying,rpg,special,tabletop</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #265: "Lady Gaga x Rocket Raccoon Crossover"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-265-lady-gaga-x-rocket-raccoon-crossover--15881303</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, grab your fancy numbered signs and practice your best auctioneer voice, because it's time for the Winter Movie Smackdown! That's right, folks, our biannual tradition has kicked off once more! Who will blow their entire budget on just three movies? Who will try to score every random movie they can for a low, low price? And will anyone claim the mythical $1 wildcard? Find out this week!<br /><br />We also discuss: <br /><br />Lady Gaga x Rocket Raccoon Crossover, Crazy Rich Rhythm Section, Jack Black (And a Bunch of People You've Never Heard Of), Doodleybops and Dingledonks, Let's Get Down to Bidness, Jazzle GeekIOShow, Banana Smoothie Blunderbuss, ...See More Summary, Taken - In The Snow, I Spent $29 On The Crazy Rich Rhythm, Dale'sFireCrotch, For Shovelry!, Jaz Hands, Didn't read the numbers bit, 6 Degrees of Rocket Raccoon, Faroos, I bought my first man, Throwing Beans Around, Robot Queen, Banana Sassafrass, Racist Snakes, Snipe killed Rauldadore, Snaped, Peter Porker, Another noise from CJ, CG CJ, See More Summary, Watermeloncher, Lego Got Dark, So Funky So Fresh, FireCrotch, and Dogs is the answer.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We promise not to snipe your bid!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/09/30/the-geek-io-show-265-lady-gaga-x-rocket-raccoon-crossover</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2018 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881303/the_geek_io_show_265_lady_gaga_x_rocket_raccoon_crossover.mp3" length="92832541" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, grab your fancy numbered signs and practice your best auctioneer voice, because it's time for the Winter Movie Smackdown! That's right, folks, our biannual tradition has kicked off once more! Who will blow their entire...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, grab your fancy numbered signs and practice your best auctioneer voice, because it's time for the Winter Movie Smackdown! That's right, folks, our biannual tradition has kicked off once more! Who will blow their entire budget on just three movies? Who will try to score every random movie they can for a low, low price? And will anyone claim the mythical $1 wildcard? Find out this week!<br /><br />We also discuss: <br /><br />Lady Gaga x Rocket Raccoon Crossover, Crazy Rich Rhythm Section, Jack Black (And a Bunch of People You've Never Heard Of), Doodleybops and Dingledonks, Let's Get Down to Bidness, Jazzle GeekIOShow, Banana Smoothie Blunderbuss, ...See More Summary, Taken - In The Snow, I Spent $29 On The Crazy Rich Rhythm, Dale'sFireCrotch, For Shovelry!, Jaz Hands, Didn't read the numbers bit, 6 Degrees of Rocket Raccoon, Faroos, I bought my first man, Throwing Beans Around, Robot Queen, Banana Sassafrass, Racist Snakes, Snipe killed Rauldadore, Snaped, Peter Porker, Another noise from CJ, CG CJ, See More Summary, Watermeloncher, Lego Got Dark, So Funky So Fresh, FireCrotch, and Dogs is the answer.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We promise not to snipe your bid!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5803</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,movies,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #264: "Accidentist On Purpose"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-264-accidentist-on-purpose--15881642</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by our friend Bill Meeks! We burn this episode to the ground with everything from dental surgery to gundam dating sims to electric cars. Will Kingdom Hearts 3 ever come out? Who will win the sprotsball game? Find out all of this and more!<br /><br />We also discuss: <br /><br />Accidentist On Purpose, Gundam Dating Sim, Brownies and the Jets, Scooter Accident Discrimination, Pixel Precision Sorcery, Lissan Neaf generalmosh 3, Kingdom Hearts Decimal Something Word Vomit Mad Libs, Less Than 90%, Epcot Smells, Mushy Dog Gumming, OMPA Gundam shotglass style, Sprotsball, Nerdist but Fake, Level of Professional Wrestling, Sugar Honey Ass Tea kchan323 1, Gross Meat Space, Pig Cow of a Different Color, Boom! Double right, Voiping It In, Josh has wood ** sigh **, Josh has wormy wood..., Raul " cavetooth " McDruggy, Gumming on a Mushy Dog, It goes higher than 5?, Bye Florida Things, Getting Around and Doing the Things Around, Free Cookies, Asians are Seahorses, Kingdom Hearts 3 is Disney Infinity, Texan Analogies, and you dont want me on your team.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We even have post shows sometimes!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/09/24/the-geek-io-show-264-accidentist-on-purpose</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2018 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881642/the_geek_io_show_264_accidentist_on_purpose.mp3" length="102491160" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by our friend Bill Meeks! We burn this episode to the ground with everything from dental surgery to gundam dating sims to electric cars. Will Kingdom Hearts 3 ever come out? Who will win the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by our friend Bill Meeks! We burn this episode to the ground with everything from dental surgery to gundam dating sims to electric cars. Will Kingdom Hearts 3 ever come out? Who will win the sprotsball game? Find out all of this and more!<br /><br />We also discuss: <br /><br />Accidentist On Purpose, Gundam Dating Sim, Brownies and the Jets, Scooter Accident Discrimination, Pixel Precision Sorcery, Lissan Neaf generalmosh 3, Kingdom Hearts Decimal Something Word Vomit Mad Libs, Less Than 90%, Epcot Smells, Mushy Dog Gumming, OMPA Gundam shotglass style, Sprotsball, Nerdist but Fake, Level of Professional Wrestling, Sugar Honey Ass Tea kchan323 1, Gross Meat Space, Pig Cow of a Different Color, Boom! Double right, Voiping It In, Josh has wood ** sigh **, Josh has wormy wood..., Raul " cavetooth " McDruggy, Gumming on a Mushy Dog, It goes higher than 5?, Bye Florida Things, Getting Around and Doing the Things Around, Free Cookies, Asians are Seahorses, Kingdom Hearts 3 is Disney Infinity, Texan Analogies, and you dont want me on your team.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We even have post shows sometimes!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6406</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast,podcast.</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show! Episode 263 Over Kai Thousand</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-263-over-kai-thousand--15881320</link><description><![CDATA[Tonight on the The Geek I/O Show Join us as we Rant and review the Netflix Original Robot Movie Next Gen.<br /><br />We discuss the fears of a over automation through robots future. The Dr. Light and Dr. Wily rivalry gets escalated to new levels.  We also have a special from someone from The Moon.<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, Won't you?  Reaching for another robot!<br /><br /> <br /><br />  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/09/16/the-geek-io-show-episode-263-over-kai-thousand</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2018 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881320/the_geek_io_show_episode_263_over_kai_thousand.mp3" length="69736254" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tonight on the The Geek I/O Show Join us as we Rant and review the Netflix Original Robot Movie Next Gen.

We discuss the fears of a over automation through robots future. The Dr. Light and Dr. Wily rivalry gets escalated to new levels.  We also have...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tonight on the The Geek I/O Show Join us as we Rant and review the Netflix Original Robot Movie Next Gen.<br /><br />We discuss the fears of a over automation through robots future. The Dr. Light and Dr. Wily rivalry gets escalated to new levels.  We also have a special from someone from The Moon.<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, Won't you?  Reaching for another robot!<br /><br /> <br /><br />  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4359</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geek i/o,netflix,next gen,review,robots</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #262: "Coop's Coop"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-262-coop-s-coop--15881329</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we're back from Dragoncon! The gang is joined by old friends and new as we discuss our stories, loot finds, and con recovery efforts while trying to obtain the famous 2 AM lasagna.<br /><br />We also discuss: <br /><br />Coop's Coop, 2AM Lasagna, Dragon Talk, A L E X A, Ellen Jello, Full of Freemium Bullshit, Shiny Voltorb that Heals People, The Issue with Mashed Potatoes, "You can muckbang the Raw ones", and Entertainment Roundabout.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? There's room for everyone! And maybe even lasagna!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/09/09/the-geek-io-show-262-coops-coop</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2018 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881329/the_geek_io_show_262_coops_coop.mp3" length="101191307" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, we're back from Dragoncon! The gang is joined by old friends and new as we discuss our stories, loot finds, and con recovery efforts while trying to obtain the famous 2 AM lasagna.

We also discuss: 

Coop's Coop, 2AM...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we're back from Dragoncon! The gang is joined by old friends and new as we discuss our stories, loot finds, and con recovery efforts while trying to obtain the famous 2 AM lasagna.<br /><br />We also discuss: <br /><br />Coop's Coop, 2AM Lasagna, Dragon Talk, A L E X A, Ellen Jello, Full of Freemium Bullshit, Shiny Voltorb that Heals People, The Issue with Mashed Potatoes, "You can muckbang the Raw ones", and Entertainment Roundabout.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? There's room for everyone! And maybe even lasagna!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6325</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,dragoncon,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #260: "Geek IO Will Remember That"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-260-geek-io-will-remember-that--15881332</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by theJEN of the Diamond Club and the Geek Grills podcast for some good old fashioned jackbox before we head off to Dragoncon! Who will survive the spectacle of poison, betrayal, and lucky guesses that is Trivia Murder Party?<br /><br />We also discuss: <br /><br />Geek IO Will Remember That, Whisky Business, Whish shwaaa wqehrmsdnf, It's like I have a lot of typing, Thanos Kills Dumbledore, Khaleesi is the New Jennifer, Drag it out con..., Ceiling Wall-Humping, #Notmym&m, AllM&MsMatter, M&M&M&M&M, Emo and Dating Dragons, Sounds Like You're Talking About Fantasy Football, There Are No Dragons in Fantasy Football, Names Are Fun, Dragon it Out, Groin Vines, Grind Voins, Groin Voins, Yourdawurst, and Wiggle it a little bit.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? The puns just dragon and on!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/08/26/the-geek-io-show-260-geek-io-will-remember-that</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2018 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881332/the_geek_io_show_260_geek_io_will_remember_that.mp3" length="91515134" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by theJEN of the Diamond Club and the Geek Grills podcast for some good old fashioned jackbox before we head off to Dragoncon! Who will survive the spectacle of poison, betrayal, and lucky guesses...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by theJEN of the Diamond Club and the Geek Grills podcast for some good old fashioned jackbox before we head off to Dragoncon! Who will survive the spectacle of poison, betrayal, and lucky guesses that is Trivia Murder Party?<br /><br />We also discuss: <br /><br />Geek IO Will Remember That, Whisky Business, Whish shwaaa wqehrmsdnf, It's like I have a lot of typing, Thanos Kills Dumbledore, Khaleesi is the New Jennifer, Drag it out con..., Ceiling Wall-Humping, #Notmym&m, AllM&MsMatter, M&M&M&M&M, Emo and Dating Dragons, Sounds Like You're Talking About Fantasy Football, There Are No Dragons in Fantasy Football, Names Are Fun, Dragon it Out, Groin Vines, Grind Voins, Groin Voins, Yourdawurst, and Wiggle it a little bit.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? The puns just dragon and on!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5720</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,geek grills,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #259: "Axe Body Spray is Not a Shower"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-259-axe-body-spray-is-not-a-shower--15881342</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by the one and only Kevin Bachelder for our annual DragonCon prep special! From advice for con newbies to reminders for many-years' veterans, from self-care guidelines to How Not to Be A Dick, we cover it all!<br /><br />We also discuss:  Axe Body Spray is Not a Shower, A Little too Close to Cleveland for Comfort, Speaking of Crabs, Hotlanta, This isn't a Schedule - it's a Guideline, Geek Mardi Gras, Fucking Slenderman, and XBox Betrayal.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? LIVE from DragonCon in Atlanta, this Labor Day weekend!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/08/19/the-geek-io-show-259-axe-body-spray-is-not-a-shower</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2018 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881342/the_geek_io_show_259_axe_body_spray_is_not_a_shower.mp3" length="111141243" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by the one and only Kevin Bachelder for our annual DragonCon prep special! From advice for con newbies to reminders for many-years' veterans, from self-care guidelines to How Not to Be A Dick, we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by the one and only Kevin Bachelder for our annual DragonCon prep special! From advice for con newbies to reminders for many-years' veterans, from self-care guidelines to How Not to Be A Dick, we cover it all!<br /><br />We also discuss:  Axe Body Spray is Not a Shower, A Little too Close to Cleveland for Comfort, Speaking of Crabs, Hotlanta, This isn't a Schedule - it's a Guideline, Geek Mardi Gras, Fucking Slenderman, and XBox Betrayal.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? LIVE from DragonCon in Atlanta, this Labor Day weekend!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6947</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,dragon con,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #258: “Penis Pandering”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-258-penis-pandering--15881363</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the geek io brady bunch is in full force to help celebrate CJ’s birthday with our annual CAH, aka thank god my roommates aren’t home. Things get crazy!!  GODDAMNIT JAPAN!<br /><br />We also discuss; We now have boop focus!, Knitting ball sacks, D&D humor...waka waka, The puddin pack, Alabama connections?, Bottomless Budlong, Butt insertion cards, Aftermarket sex decks, Worst blind bag ever, Neville aka "The Longbottom Bitch", Bibling into out of space, The Tuna Casserole Gang, Failed sex melons, Who is Daleca?, Brushing your teeth on stream, Dickstarter, This one is the G-A-Y-S, Everything's flopped over in his paintings and lots and lots of fruit puns!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? I'm all out of penis cards!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/08/13/the-geek-io-show-258-penis-pandering</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2018 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881363/the_geek_io_show_258_penis_pandering.mp3" length="132282143" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the geek io brady bunch is in full force to help celebrate CJ’s birthday with our annual CAH, aka thank god my roommates aren’t home. Things get crazy!!  GODDAMNIT JAPAN!

We also discuss; We now have boop focus!,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the geek io brady bunch is in full force to help celebrate CJ’s birthday with our annual CAH, aka thank god my roommates aren’t home. Things get crazy!!  GODDAMNIT JAPAN!<br /><br />We also discuss; We now have boop focus!, Knitting ball sacks, D&D humor...waka waka, The puddin pack, Alabama connections?, Bottomless Budlong, Butt insertion cards, Aftermarket sex decks, Worst blind bag ever, Neville aka "The Longbottom Bitch", Bibling into out of space, The Tuna Casserole Gang, Failed sex melons, Who is Daleca?, Brushing your teeth on stream, Dickstarter, This one is the G-A-Y-S, Everything's flopped over in his paintings and lots and lots of fruit puns!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? I'm all out of penis cards!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8268</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,cah,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #257: “Population: Kevin”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-257-population-kevin--15881339</link><description><![CDATA[Dalee is finally stateside and we explore the fine state of Texas in a game called “What Hick Town’s This, Y’all?” Also, CJ put himself though the ultimate podcaster challenge!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you, it's a night of 1000 voices!   ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/08/09/the-geek-io-show-257-population-kevin</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2018 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881339/the_geek_io_show_257_population_kevin.mp3" length="94978032" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Dalee is finally stateside and we explore the fine state of Texas in a game called “What Hick Town’s This, Y’all?” Also, CJ put himself though the ultimate podcaster challenge!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you, it's a night of 1000 voices!   </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dalee is finally stateside and we explore the fine state of Texas in a game called “What Hick Town’s This, Y’all?” Also, CJ put himself though the ultimate podcaster challenge!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you, it's a night of 1000 voices!   ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5937</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #256: "DoubtfulDeterminedYakinikuNotATK"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-256-doubtfuldeterminedyakinikunotatk--15881349</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we celebrate Dale's last podcast in Australia with  a newly minted CJ game! We go fishing for some new video games and delve into a new wiki!<br /><br />The Eyebrow of Consent, I don't hate anything other than celery and bell peppers, Tie Restaurant, DoubtfulDeterminedYakinikuNotATK, Japanese YMCA, I can't type because I'm one handed, Dale can't type because I'm one handed, Glorious Overpowered Fusion, Going Out of Sale, "My balls are ready," The Mexican Runner, Gassy Mexican, Hit that Whiskey, Except you, truck driver, don't drink, The Week from Weeks, 11, 12, 19, Drunk Musicians, Dales Squeaky Unit, and Bloink Sensitive.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We have a box fort!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/07/29/the-geek-io-show-256-doubtfuldeterminedyakinikunotatk</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2018 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881349/the_geek_io_show_256_doubtfuldeterminedyakinikunotatk.mp3" length="105964400" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, we celebrate Dale's last podcast in Australia with  a newly minted CJ game! We go fishing for some new video games and delve into a new wiki!

The Eyebrow of Consent, I don't hate anything other than celery and bell...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we celebrate Dale's last podcast in Australia with  a newly minted CJ game! We go fishing for some new video games and delve into a new wiki!<br /><br />The Eyebrow of Consent, I don't hate anything other than celery and bell peppers, Tie Restaurant, DoubtfulDeterminedYakinikuNotATK, Japanese YMCA, I can't type because I'm one handed, Dale can't type because I'm one handed, Glorious Overpowered Fusion, Going Out of Sale, "My balls are ready," The Mexican Runner, Gassy Mexican, Hit that Whiskey, Except you, truck driver, don't drink, The Week from Weeks, 11, 12, 19, Drunk Musicians, Dales Squeaky Unit, and Bloink Sensitive.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We have a box fort!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6623</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,movies,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #255: "Quarrelsome Ant And The Quarrelsome Wasp"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-255-quarrelsome-ant-and-the-quarrelsome-wasp--15881353</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, QuallsomeRhino (aka. Monica Littlefield) joins us! We sit down and review the latest in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ant Man and the Wasp!<br /><br />We discuss; Chinese Matchbooox knock-offs, Liz-Goat, I was going to say something and then I died, Geek IO Most Popular Name List Dot Com, Scaled superheroes and who are your superheros, Way back to 2 years ago, A reverse wig, Dale the black anti-feminist, Actual footage To watch and I think I liked it...I'm not sure!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? Superman is bullsh*t alien!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/07/23/the-geek-io-show-255-quarrelsome-ant-and-the-quarrelsome-wasp</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2018 03:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881353/the_geek_io_show_255_quarrelsome_ant_and_the_quarrelsome_wasp.mp3" length="101421291" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, QuallsomeRhino (aka. Monica Littlefield) joins us! We sit down and review the latest in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ant Man and the Wasp!

We discuss; Chinese Matchbooox knock-offs, Liz-Goat, I was going to say...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, QuallsomeRhino (aka. Monica Littlefield) joins us! We sit down and review the latest in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ant Man and the Wasp!<br /><br />We discuss; Chinese Matchbooox knock-offs, Liz-Goat, I was going to say something and then I died, Geek IO Most Popular Name List Dot Com, Scaled superheroes and who are your superheros, Way back to 2 years ago, A reverse wig, Dale the black anti-feminist, Actual footage To watch and I think I liked it...I'm not sure!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? Superman is bullsh*t alien!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6339</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,marvel,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #254: “Free-Raving Children”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-254-free-raving-children--15881362</link><description><![CDATA[Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the crew kicks their feet up and takes it easy. The crew catches up on what they’ve been up to in the most recent past! Why does this vodka taste like water?!<br /><br />We discuss; Raul trying to make innuendos, Can you see your sofa is in your kitchen?, Japanese Spiderman vs Ninjas, Nobody puts Spiderman in the corner, Lease breaking (and other fun activities), Accidentally shooting a tree, The fancy goat being a penguin, William Dafoe, Modern Australian food is not modern, Spider-fan Gwens and Dale being the real Gaynos!<br /><br />The crew also returns to the magical land of Happy Fluffy Ice-cream Dale Trivia Quiz Time! They must try and un-anagram the news and they “force” Dale to write indecent things on his answer sheet!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You can find us in the (beef) section!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/07/14/the-geek-io-show-254-free-raving-children</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2018 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881362/the_geek_io_show_254_free_raving_children.mp3" length="110655263" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the crew kicks their feet up and takes it easy. The crew catches up on what they’ve been up to in the most recent past! Why does this vodka taste like water?!

We discuss; Raul trying to make innuendos, Can you see your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the crew kicks their feet up and takes it easy. The crew catches up on what they’ve been up to in the most recent past! Why does this vodka taste like water?!<br /><br />We discuss; Raul trying to make innuendos, Can you see your sofa is in your kitchen?, Japanese Spiderman vs Ninjas, Nobody puts Spiderman in the corner, Lease breaking (and other fun activities), Accidentally shooting a tree, The fancy goat being a penguin, William Dafoe, Modern Australian food is not modern, Spider-fan Gwens and Dale being the real Gaynos!<br /><br />The crew also returns to the magical land of Happy Fluffy Ice-cream Dale Trivia Quiz Time! They must try and un-anagram the news and they “force” Dale to write indecent things on his answer sheet!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You can find us in the (beef) section!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6916</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #253: “The Snacks Were The Friends We Made Along The Way”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-253-the-snacks-were-the-friends-we-made-along-the-way--15881365</link><description><![CDATA[Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the Boats return from vacation and Raul goes on vacation! Lots of tails from Downunder and America ahead. Oh and a visit from our latest character!<br /><br />We discuss; Bringing back the wrong souvenir, The land of weird accents, Robotting in the boat house, 15 miles of nothing in Texas, Gym chat with Dale, All Dale's drawers are empty,  Logistically quitting meat, Misery pretzels taste exactly as promised and enjoying all of the 2-day snack packs!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you?  We are all very intelligent idiots!<br /><br /> ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/07/08/the-geek-io-show-253-the-snacks-were-the-friends-we-made-along-the-way</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2018 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881365/the_geek_io_show_253_the_snacks_were_the_friends_we_made_along_the_way.mp3" length="119730829" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the Boats return from vacation and Raul goes on vacation! Lots of tails from Downunder and America ahead. Oh and a visit from our latest character!

We discuss; Bringing back the wrong souvenir, The land of weird accents,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the Boats return from vacation and Raul goes on vacation! Lots of tails from Downunder and America ahead. Oh and a visit from our latest character!<br /><br />We discuss; Bringing back the wrong souvenir, The land of weird accents, Robotting in the boat house, 15 miles of nothing in Texas, Gym chat with Dale, All Dale's drawers are empty,  Logistically quitting meat, Misery pretzels taste exactly as promised and enjoying all of the 2-day snack packs!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you?  We are all very intelligent idiots!<br /><br /> ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7484</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #252: Grandiloquent Ostentatious Foxes Colon Judgment Day</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-252-grandiloquent-ostentatious-foxes-colon-judgment-day--15881395</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, Dale rejoins the gang just in time to welcome Jacky Leung, aka DeathByMage, back onto the show! Get ready for a barrel of laughs as we jump off the light rails yet again for beer wars, french anime ripoffs, and everything in between!<br /><br />We discuss: And it Comes in a Taxidermied Stoat, Grandiloquent Ostentatious Foxes, Colon Judgment Day, Deconstructed Jokes, That, Again, is French, Oui Fixitta!, About a Foot Worth of Racism, Have You Heard of Eggs!?, A Very Hands On Lesson, Rippling Specs, Spark Explosion100, Whiski On The Main Stage, Texas Tap, You Can't Eat off That Hand, A Boat of Confidence, Intercontinental Redundant Backups, Bang Casually Drink, Dale's Unexpected Dancing, Ingredients + redditors = lols, Half The Work Is Already Done, Alert the Bots, I Can Actually Move My Mouse Now, Totally Not Lesbian Moments, Strange Love Square, Did I Mention It's French?, The Jacky Discovery Train, Bob the Builder Facts, Have You Heard of Angst?!, By the Way, that Sailor Moon knockoff is French, Dr. Mom, They Are Coming For Your Wallets, Sneaky Sneaky Stabby Stabby, The Amazon Product Named A, Professor Shyguy Featuring the Shownotes, Ideas I Had in My Sleep, We Got Them, and They Just Burst Into Flames.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Now 100% Yakuza-free!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/07/01/the-geek-io-show-252-grandiloquent-ostentatious-foxes-colon-judgment-day-1</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2018 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881395/the_geek_io_show_252_grandiloquent_ostentatious_foxes_colon_judgment_day_1.mp3" length="107820640" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, Dale rejoins the gang just in time to welcome Jacky Leung, aka DeathByMage, back onto the show! Get ready for a barrel of laughs as we jump off the light rails yet again for beer wars, french anime ripoffs, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, Dale rejoins the gang just in time to welcome Jacky Leung, aka DeathByMage, back onto the show! Get ready for a barrel of laughs as we jump off the light rails yet again for beer wars, french anime ripoffs, and everything in between!<br /><br />We discuss: And it Comes in a Taxidermied Stoat, Grandiloquent Ostentatious Foxes, Colon Judgment Day, Deconstructed Jokes, That, Again, is French, Oui Fixitta!, About a Foot Worth of Racism, Have You Heard of Eggs!?, A Very Hands On Lesson, Rippling Specs, Spark Explosion100, Whiski On The Main Stage, Texas Tap, You Can't Eat off That Hand, A Boat of Confidence, Intercontinental Redundant Backups, Bang Casually Drink, Dale's Unexpected Dancing, Ingredients + redditors = lols, Half The Work Is Already Done, Alert the Bots, I Can Actually Move My Mouse Now, Totally Not Lesbian Moments, Strange Love Square, Did I Mention It's French?, The Jacky Discovery Train, Bob the Builder Facts, Have You Heard of Angst?!, By the Way, that Sailor Moon knockoff is French, Dr. Mom, They Are Coming For Your Wallets, Sneaky Sneaky Stabby Stabby, The Amazon Product Named A, Professor Shyguy Featuring the Shownotes, Ideas I Had in My Sleep, We Got Them, and They Just Burst Into Flames.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Now 100% Yakuza-free!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6739</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,mage,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 251: Quintessential Professionals</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-251-quintessential-professionals--15881366</link><description><![CDATA[Video games, smart homes, and a guest star, oh my! With Dale and the Boats off adventuring in the great Down Under, Josh, Raul, and Kerry are joined by the one and only Jared Budlong! Plans for a trivia game fall by the wayside as we dig deep into workplace HVAC shenanigans, smart home technology, and how playing with drones can (literally) go sideways.<br /><br />We discuss: Quintessential Professionals, Lonzo & Oscar, Ferris Bueller Shenanigans, We Have a Crowbar, When the Drones Attack, Psychological Scarring, Faceplant into a toilet and got a scar, I Used to Shoot Weddings, Give Babies Cancer, and Don't show the drone Terminator.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Now with air conditioning!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/06/24/the-geek-io-show-episode-251-quintessential-professionals</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881366/the_geek_io_show_episode_251_quintessential_professionals.mp3" length="91778030" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Video games, smart homes, and a guest star, oh my! With Dale and the Boats off adventuring in the great Down Under, Josh, Raul, and Kerry are joined by the one and only Jared Budlong! Plans for a trivia game fall by the wayside as we dig deep into...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Video games, smart homes, and a guest star, oh my! With Dale and the Boats off adventuring in the great Down Under, Josh, Raul, and Kerry are joined by the one and only Jared Budlong! Plans for a trivia game fall by the wayside as we dig deep into workplace HVAC shenanigans, smart home technology, and how playing with drones can (literally) go sideways.<br /><br />We discuss: Quintessential Professionals, Lonzo & Oscar, Ferris Bueller Shenanigans, We Have a Crowbar, When the Drones Attack, Psychological Scarring, Faceplant into a toilet and got a scar, I Used to Shoot Weddings, Give Babies Cancer, and Don't show the drone Terminator.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Now with air conditioning!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5737</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>.,2018,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 250: Dacos and a Tollar</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-250-dacos-and-a-tollar--15881374</link><description><![CDATA[It's E3 season, and the Geek I/O Show is pulling into the dock to break down some of the most exciting new announcements in our favorite style: a Dale Game! Our hosts try to figure out badly explained E3 titles, talk about our favorite new Wednesday night drinking game, and more!<br /><br />We talk about: Rejiggering the Kerfuffle, What Kind of Mayonnaise are YOU Eating?, You missed Dale's big dock, He's got more than one?, Dale makes the bitches howl, Dale would SO wear that dress!, Friday Doesn't Exist, Keep your Hands to yourself, The Marine F-word, Don't Anger The Night Bot, Pull Your Bits Outs!, America just ruins things, Make Loot Boxes Great Again, Always stay hydrated, and Call of Duty Battlefield Bullshit.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Where you too can throw pennies at people's faces!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/06/17/the-geek-io-show-episode-250-dacos-and-a-tollar</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2018 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881374/the_geek_io_show_episode_250_dacos_and_a_tollar.mp3" length="97006281" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's E3 season, and the Geek I/O Show is pulling into the dock to break down some of the most exciting new announcements in our favorite style: a Dale Game! Our hosts try to figure out badly explained E3 titles, talk about our favorite new Wednesday...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's E3 season, and the Geek I/O Show is pulling into the dock to break down some of the most exciting new announcements in our favorite style: a Dale Game! Our hosts try to figure out badly explained E3 titles, talk about our favorite new Wednesday night drinking game, and more!<br /><br />We talk about: Rejiggering the Kerfuffle, What Kind of Mayonnaise are YOU Eating?, You missed Dale's big dock, He's got more than one?, Dale makes the bitches howl, Dale would SO wear that dress!, Friday Doesn't Exist, Keep your Hands to yourself, The Marine F-word, Don't Anger The Night Bot, Pull Your Bits Outs!, America just ruins things, Make Loot Boxes Great Again, Always stay hydrated, and Call of Duty Battlefield Bullshit.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Where you too can throw pennies at people's faces!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6063</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,game,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 249: Surprise! It's a Chinese Bootleg!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-249-surprise-it-s-a-chinese-bootleg--15881368</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, when the Boats are away, the rest of the hosts will play! Dale fires up the Generic Live Time Machine for a game of epic proportions. How well does the gang know each other? Find out this episode!<br /><br />We discuss: <br /><br />The Problem with Pineapple Lumps,Southwest Texas: Not a Hoot, Use The Stumps, Vocab on the Barbie, Mummy and Daddy Boat Love Each Other Very Much, Pack Everything In Generic Live File Cabinet, The Man Dollar Effect, Two Docking Boats!, The wait was worth the pun, Already Hot for Dale, Dale running away from home to join The Circus, Speaking of Vista Dudes, Dale Unhinged, Haaaaaaaaaat, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Bad Comments Loading, We Have 2 Whole Viewers Tonight!, Incoming!!!! Not Last Night Because I Was Drinking, Give Me God Of War, What Else does Halo Have? Do the thing......Do the thing! Microphone Mutation, Al Pacifico Remembers, rip not 69, Nobody's scoring, The Jazz-Off Effect, Dun Dunnn Daaaaaleeee!, Dalegonball Z, And Ninjas!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, where everyone's a winner!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/06/11/the-geek-io-show-episode-249-surprise-its-a-chinese-bootleg</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881368/the_geek_io_show_episode_249_surprise_its_a_chinese_bootleg.mp3" length="99227734" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, when the Boats are away, the rest of the hosts will play! Dale fires up the Generic Live Time Machine for a game of epic proportions. How well does the gang know each other? Find out this episode!

We discuss: 

The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, when the Boats are away, the rest of the hosts will play! Dale fires up the Generic Live Time Machine for a game of epic proportions. How well does the gang know each other? Find out this episode!<br /><br />We discuss: <br /><br />The Problem with Pineapple Lumps,Southwest Texas: Not a Hoot, Use The Stumps, Vocab on the Barbie, Mummy and Daddy Boat Love Each Other Very Much, Pack Everything In Generic Live File Cabinet, The Man Dollar Effect, Two Docking Boats!, The wait was worth the pun, Already Hot for Dale, Dale running away from home to join The Circus, Speaking of Vista Dudes, Dale Unhinged, Haaaaaaaaaat, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Bad Comments Loading, We Have 2 Whole Viewers Tonight!, Incoming!!!! Not Last Night Because I Was Drinking, Give Me God Of War, What Else does Halo Have? Do the thing......Do the thing! Microphone Mutation, Al Pacifico Remembers, rip not 69, Nobody's scoring, The Jazz-Off Effect, Dun Dunnn Daaaaaleeee!, Dalegonball Z, And Ninjas!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, where everyone's a winner!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6202</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast,talk show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 248: "Bear Claw Style! Sparkly Ruby Flash!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-248-bear-claw-style-sparkly-ruby-flash--15881381</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, Rant and Review month comes to an epic conclusion with an in depth discussion on another AniMAY film. This week, we break down the 2012 live action adaptation of Rurouni Kenshin! There will be mook kebabs and watermelon decapitations!<br /><br />We discuss; Just throwing things into a bucket, Being my Kaoru, Remembering the taste of words, There are bug super heroes sometimes, Contest Con-Test or Concert, Politely kicking all of their asses, Ginseng, Literally throwing money away, Deus Ex Eggina, Kenshin used Low Kick, 12 Days of Geek IO, They are nibbling in my ear and Josh and Kerry are never making their first movie!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? There are bug super heroes sometimes!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/06/03/the-geek-io-show-episode-248-bear-claw-style-sparkly-ruby-flash</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2018 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881381/the_geek_io_show_episode_248_bear_claw_style_sparkly_ruby_flash.mp3" length="111579371" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, Rant and Review month comes to an epic conclusion with an in depth discussion on another AniMAY film. This week, we break down the 2012 live action adaptation of Rurouni Kenshin! There will be mook kebabs and watermelon...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, Rant and Review month comes to an epic conclusion with an in depth discussion on another AniMAY film. This week, we break down the 2012 live action adaptation of Rurouni Kenshin! There will be mook kebabs and watermelon decapitations!<br /><br />We discuss; Just throwing things into a bucket, Being my Kaoru, Remembering the taste of words, There are bug super heroes sometimes, Contest Con-Test or Concert, Politely kicking all of their asses, Ginseng, Literally throwing money away, Deus Ex Eggina, Kenshin used Low Kick, 12 Days of Geek IO, They are nibbling in my ear and Josh and Kerry are never making their first movie!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? There are bug super heroes sometimes!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6974</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,movies,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 247: “Not The World's Best Anything”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-247-not-the-world-s-best-anything--15881379</link><description><![CDATA[Rant and review month continues! This week, the crew gonna give it to ya (a lot) as they take on and spoiler the heck out of Deadpool 2. Staring Ryan Wilson! We use our  resources resourcefully!<br /><br />We discuss; Hot_Ryan_On_Ryan_Action.mkv, The vegeta haunting you, seeing Brad Pitt... on a cable, Sunday being soo gay, Dale is a little racist sometimes, New Zealindia?, Visual bits on an audio podcast, Drugs of the legal variety, Heavelhanded and God damnit birds what are you doing?<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Are they saying holy sh*t balls?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/05/27/the-geek-io-show-episode-247-not-the-worlds-best-anything</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2018 10:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881379/the_geek_io_show_episode_247_not_the_worlds_best_anything.mp3" length="98681151" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rant and review month continues! This week, the crew gonna give it to ya (a lot) as they take on and spoiler the heck out of Deadpool 2. Staring Ryan Wilson! We use our  resources resourcefully!

We discuss; Hot_Ryan_On_Ryan_Action.mkv, The vegeta...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rant and review month continues! This week, the crew gonna give it to ya (a lot) as they take on and spoiler the heck out of Deadpool 2. Staring Ryan Wilson! We use our  resources resourcefully!<br /><br />We discuss; Hot_Ryan_On_Ryan_Action.mkv, The vegeta haunting you, seeing Brad Pitt... on a cable, Sunday being soo gay, Dale is a little racist sometimes, New Zealindia?, Visual bits on an audio podcast, Drugs of the legal variety, Heavelhanded and God damnit birds what are you doing?<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Are they saying holy sh*t balls?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6168</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,deadpool,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 246: “Dale.exe Has Crashed”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-246-dale-exe-has-crashed--15881377</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we continue Rant and Review month and our feature of AniMAY films. This time the crew take on the 2017 live action adaptation of Death Note. The Power of Boner compels you!<br /><br />We discussed: 6 degrees of Final Destination, The makers of this movie made something called “Close your Eyes And Count to F**k”, Leaning the bass knob heaverly, Being a better light than light, Becoming a Siri-al killer, How to be chaotic lawful and at the end of the world, we want the movie to burn!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Look at those people, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you tell my collections complete]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/05/20/the-geek-io-show-episode-246-daleexe-has-crashed</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2018 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881377/the_geek_io_show_episode_246_daleexe_has_crashed.mp3" length="90219149" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we continue Rant and Review month and our feature of AniMAY films. This time the crew take on the 2017 live action adaptation of Death Note. The Power of Boner compels you!

We discussed: 6 degrees of Final Destination,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we continue Rant and Review month and our feature of AniMAY films. This time the crew take on the 2017 live action adaptation of Death Note. The Power of Boner compels you!<br /><br />We discussed: 6 degrees of Final Destination, The makers of this movie made something called “Close your Eyes And Count to F**k”, Leaning the bass knob heaverly, Being a better light than light, Becoming a Siri-al killer, How to be chaotic lawful and at the end of the world, we want the movie to burn!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Look at those people, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you tell my collections complete]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5639</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,deathnote,geek,io,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 245: “Howard The Suck”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-245-howard-the-suck--15881382</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew is joined by the host of The Modern Rogue, Brian Brushwood (aka. Boner McButts) to talk about (and spoil) the biggest movie of most recent past and the newest in the Avengers series, Infinity War! You’ve been Thanos'd!<br /><br />After the chillest intro ever, we discussed; Hulk as a Boner, KMart Voldemort, being in the presence of a pirate angel, being tron but only in real life, Quickensilver, Generic villains and not understanding the rating scale but wanting to touch their stones!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Stay a while and be psychoanalyzed!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/05/12/the-geek-io-show-episode-245-howard-the-suck</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2018 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881382/the_geek_io_show_episode_245_howard_the_suck.mp3" length="135943466" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew is joined by the host of The Modern Rogue, Brian Brushwood (aka. Boner McButts) to talk about (and spoil) the biggest movie of most recent past and the newest in the Avengers series, Infinity War! You’ve been...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew is joined by the host of The Modern Rogue, Brian Brushwood (aka. Boner McButts) to talk about (and spoil) the biggest movie of most recent past and the newest in the Avengers series, Infinity War! You’ve been Thanos'd!<br /><br />After the chillest intro ever, we discussed; Hulk as a Boner, KMart Voldemort, being in the presence of a pirate angel, being tron but only in real life, Quickensilver, Generic villains and not understanding the rating scale but wanting to touch their stones!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Stay a while and be psychoanalyzed!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8497</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,avengers infinity war,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 244: "Full Cardboard Alchemist"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-244-full-cardboard-alchemist--15881383</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to Geek I/O Episode 244, our Rant and Review of FullMetal Alchemist recorded Thursday the 3rd of May 2018! I’m your host CJ,I’m Raul, I’m Dale, I’m Rachel, I’m Kerry (and sandwiches!), and I’m Ready Steady<br /><br />Jo-sh<br /><br />On this week's episode the gang rants and reviews the live action Full Metal Alchemist Movie available on Netflix.  <br /><br /> <br /><br />Music: Leo Moriachi - Turn Down for What<br /><br />GiveaMay: God Eater 2 Rage Burst (PC)<br /><br />Followers only<br /><br />Where to listen:<br /><br />Thursdays at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific, Friday at 12 PM AEST<br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a><br /><br />How to get a hold of us:<br /><br /><a href="mailto:geekioshow@gmail.com">geekioshow@gmail.com</a><br /><br />twitter.com/geekioshow<br /><br />facebook.com/geekioshow<br /><br />Geek Hotline: 727-489-4335 / 727-489-GEEK]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/05/06/the-geek-io-show-episode-244-full-cardboard-alchemist</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2018 17:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881383/the_geek_io_show_episode_244_full_cardboard_alchemist.mp3" length="116800125" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Geek I/O Episode 244, our Rant and Review of FullMetal Alchemist recorded Thursday the 3rd of May 2018! I’m your host CJ,I’m Raul, I’m Dale, I’m Rachel, I’m Kerry (and sandwiches!), and I’m Ready Steady

Jo-sh

On this week's episode the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to Geek I/O Episode 244, our Rant and Review of FullMetal Alchemist recorded Thursday the 3rd of May 2018! I’m your host CJ,I’m Raul, I’m Dale, I’m Rachel, I’m Kerry (and sandwiches!), and I’m Ready Steady<br /><br />Jo-sh<br /><br />On this week's episode the gang rants and reviews the live action Full Metal Alchemist Movie available on Netflix.  <br /><br /> <br /><br />Music: Leo Moriachi - Turn Down for What<br /><br />GiveaMay: God Eater 2 Rage Burst (PC)<br /><br />Followers only<br /><br />Where to listen:<br /><br />Thursdays at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific, Friday at 12 PM AEST<br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a><br /><br />How to get a hold of us:<br /><br /><a href="mailto:geekioshow@gmail.com">geekioshow@gmail.com</a><br /><br />twitter.com/geekioshow<br /><br />facebook.com/geekioshow<br /><br />Geek Hotline: 727-489-4335 / 727-489-GEEK]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7300</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 243: “Keep Fighting The Fight”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-243-keep-fighting-the-fight--15881384</link><description><![CDATA[On a very special episode of The Geek I/O Show, we take a deep dive on real talk as we give some advice for those struggling with real life issues during this past week’s preshow!<br /><br />Always, everyone at Geek I/O is happy to listen, even if it’s something small. Join the discord (geek-io.net/discord) or email us at anytime geekioshow (at) gmail (dot) com. Also, there are resources out there to help you. Find out more at <a href="https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/" rel="noopener">https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/</a><br /><br />Join us on this very special episode of The Geek I/O Show, won’t you! We are better than Warlords of Draino!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/04/29/the-geek-io-show-episode-243-keep-fighting-the-fight</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2018 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881384/the_geek_io_show_episode_243_keep_fighting_the_fight.mp3" length="68723926" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On a very special episode of The Geek I/O Show, we take a deep dive on real talk as we give some advice for those struggling with real life issues during this past week’s preshow!

Always, everyone at Geek I/O is happy to listen, even if it’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On a very special episode of The Geek I/O Show, we take a deep dive on real talk as we give some advice for those struggling with real life issues during this past week’s preshow!<br /><br />Always, everyone at Geek I/O is happy to listen, even if it’s something small. Join the discord (geek-io.net/discord) or email us at anytime geekioshow (at) gmail (dot) com. Also, there are resources out there to help you. Find out more at <a href="https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/" rel="noopener">https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/</a><br /><br />Join us on this very special episode of The Geek I/O Show, won’t you! We are better than Warlords of Draino!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4296</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 242: “I'm Feeling Scientifically Attacked”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-242-i-m-feeling-scientifically-attacked--15881387</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew take it easy after an intense preshow and catch up on what they have been up to over the past couple of weeks! Chicken, you are under arrest for crossing the road!<br /><br />We discussed; More birthdays to celebrate, The internet getting a boner for things, Pokemon GO is still a game that exists, God of war fun times, does this chicken costume make my butt look big, All of Josh’s dings are aggressive and also butts not being steam powered!<br /><br />Also, Dale returns with a Happy Fluffy Ice Cream GameTime! This time, the guys learn about some very strange blue book laws that still are in effect today!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you! The outlaw chicken went down to Georgia!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/04/28/the-geek-io-show-episode-242-im-feeling-scientifically-attacked</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2018 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881387/the_geek_io_show_episode_242_im_feeling_scientifically_attacked.mp3" length="59612834" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew take it easy after an intense preshow and catch up on what they have been up to over the past couple of weeks! Chicken, you are under arrest for crossing the road!

We discussed; More birthdays to celebrate,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew take it easy after an intense preshow and catch up on what they have been up to over the past couple of weeks! Chicken, you are under arrest for crossing the road!<br /><br />We discussed; More birthdays to celebrate, The internet getting a boner for things, Pokemon GO is still a game that exists, God of war fun times, does this chicken costume make my butt look big, All of Josh’s dings are aggressive and also butts not being steam powered!<br /><br />Also, Dale returns with a Happy Fluffy Ice Cream GameTime! This time, the guys learn about some very strange blue book laws that still are in effect today!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you! The outlaw chicken went down to Georgia!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3726</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 241: “I Spent 30 Dollars On Crazy Rich Asians”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-241-i-spent-30-dollars-on-crazy-rich-asians--15881385</link><description><![CDATA[That’s right ladies and gentle ladies, it’s that time of year again! Yasssss! It’s time for the Summer Movie Smackdown Auction!<br /><br />The movie smackdown is our version of a movie league (think fantasy football but for movies)! Our MC and Auctioneer, Jarred Azevedo (from Small Screen Spoiler Show) along with players; CJ Boat, Raul Garza, Dale Campbell, Kerry Willcox, Josh McGrath and winner of the 2017 Summer Movie Smackdown and the Rock God of Podcasting, Charles McFall bid on 30 of the hottest movies of the summer to see who will ruin supreme!<br /><br />You can follow the adventure right here on The Geek I/O Show over the next couple of months or you visit geek-io.net/smackdown at anytime to check the standings!<br /><br />Join us on the 2018 Geek I/O Summer Movie Smackdown Auction, won’t you? We’re stuck between a Rock and a high place!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/04/21/the-geek-io-show-episode-241-i-spent-30-dollars-on-crazy-rich-asians</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2018 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881385/the_geek_io_show_episode_241_i_spent_30_dollars_on_crazy_rich_asians.mp3" length="92554705" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>That’s right ladies and gentle ladies, it’s that time of year again! Yasssss! It’s time for the Summer Movie Smackdown Auction!

The movie smackdown is our version of a movie league (think fantasy football but for movies)! Our MC and Auctioneer,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[That’s right ladies and gentle ladies, it’s that time of year again! Yasssss! It’s time for the Summer Movie Smackdown Auction!<br /><br />The movie smackdown is our version of a movie league (think fantasy football but for movies)! Our MC and Auctioneer, Jarred Azevedo (from Small Screen Spoiler Show) along with players; CJ Boat, Raul Garza, Dale Campbell, Kerry Willcox, Josh McGrath and winner of the 2017 Summer Movie Smackdown and the Rock God of Podcasting, Charles McFall bid on 30 of the hottest movies of the summer to see who will ruin supreme!<br /><br />You can follow the adventure right here on The Geek I/O Show over the next couple of months or you visit geek-io.net/smackdown at anytime to check the standings!<br /><br />Join us on the 2018 Geek I/O Summer Movie Smackdown Auction, won’t you? We’re stuck between a Rock and a high place!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5785</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,movies,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 240: “The Amusement Roundabout No One Asked For”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-240-the-amusement-roundabout-no-one-asked-for--15881392</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is full unPAX’d and we are joined by RPG writer, blogger and the death mage himself, Jacky Lenung!<br /><br />We discussed; Doing yoga and deleting pre-show titles live on air (THE EFF DALE), Awesome games from PAX East, Strange adventure though the Twitch banned games list, Various decades of hipster fashion,  Not having enough money for game animations, Fighting over pineapple lumps, Hanging out at the at the ruined Circle K, The first (and last ever) Geek I/O spelling bee, CJ and Dale form a band, Enjoying some homeopathic soda, Please don't give Josh the Loki Poking Stick, You have plant!, How you doin’? And Sad_Kazoo.mp3<br /><br />Also, we geek out about RPG supplements and what it’s like being a blogger.<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? The little end is supposed to go in your mouth!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/04/14/the-geek-io-show-episode-240-the-amusement-roundabout-no-one-asked-for</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2018 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881392/the_geek_io_show_episode_240_the_amusement_roundabout_no_one_asked_for.mp3" length="115814552" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is full unPAX’d and we are joined by RPG writer, blogger and the death mage himself, Jacky Lenung!

We discussed; Doing yoga and deleting pre-show titles live on air (THE EFF DALE), Awesome games from PAX East,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is full unPAX’d and we are joined by RPG writer, blogger and the death mage himself, Jacky Lenung!<br /><br />We discussed; Doing yoga and deleting pre-show titles live on air (THE EFF DALE), Awesome games from PAX East, Strange adventure though the Twitch banned games list, Various decades of hipster fashion,  Not having enough money for game animations, Fighting over pineapple lumps, Hanging out at the at the ruined Circle K, The first (and last ever) Geek I/O spelling bee, CJ and Dale form a band, Enjoying some homeopathic soda, Please don't give Josh the Loki Poking Stick, You have plant!, How you doin’? And Sad_Kazoo.mp3<br /><br />Also, we geek out about RPG supplements and what it’s like being a blogger.<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? The little end is supposed to go in your mouth!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7239</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast,rpg</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 239: “Let's See If I Can Do This Without Disc---”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-239-let-s-see-if-i-can-do-this-without-disc--15881388</link><description><![CDATA[The week on The Geek I/O Show, we PAX’d and unPAX’d CJ, so Dale sits behind the driver's seat! The crew sit back and catch up on what they have been up in the past couple of weeks and an on the street report from Boston! I’m in SOUP!<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed; Hercules crossed with Memento, Merlin? Marvin? Morvan? Who ever it was drunk, Internet sensation website pictures, Aussie knock off Trivia shows, Priscilla King of the Daniel, New placements in huge boxes, A foot and a half not being an inch and a half, Cute Kirby games being too adorable, Trying to do the wave with lag, Good clean adorable fun, Doing the bro thing and cosplaying as a rainbow!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Also, Dale returns with a Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time! This week, the guy go into a bidding way to see if they guess items from a mobile shopping app from crazy keywords and titles. The Chinese can really do anything these days!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? What you want to surprise, we can give you anything you can not think of!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/04/07/the-geek-io-show-episode-239-lets-see-if-i-can-do-this-without-disc---1</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2018 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881388/the_geek_io_show_episode_239_lets_see_if_i_can_do_this_without_disc_1.mp3" length="115688328" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The week on The Geek I/O Show, we PAX’d and unPAX’d CJ, so Dale sits behind the driver's seat! The crew sit back and catch up on what they have been up in the past couple of weeks and an on the street report from Boston! I’m in SOUP!

 

We discussed;...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The week on The Geek I/O Show, we PAX’d and unPAX’d CJ, so Dale sits behind the driver's seat! The crew sit back and catch up on what they have been up in the past couple of weeks and an on the street report from Boston! I’m in SOUP!<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed; Hercules crossed with Memento, Merlin? Marvin? Morvan? Who ever it was drunk, Internet sensation website pictures, Aussie knock off Trivia shows, Priscilla King of the Daniel, New placements in huge boxes, A foot and a half not being an inch and a half, Cute Kirby games being too adorable, Trying to do the wave with lag, Good clean adorable fun, Doing the bro thing and cosplaying as a rainbow!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Also, Dale returns with a Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time! This week, the guy go into a bidding way to see if they guess items from a mobile shopping app from crazy keywords and titles. The Chinese can really do anything these days!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? What you want to surprise, we can give you anything you can not think of!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7231</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,pax,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 238: “No Siri, No!”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-238-no-siri-no--15881394</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the team is joined by Brandt Cooley, the one and only Professor Shyguy, to talk about the Kickstarter for his new album, and also to rant and review Pacific Rim: Uprising!<br /><br />We discussed: <br /><br />You’re Doing The Robot Dance, No Siri, No!, Zarya vs. Tracer, "I kinda didn’t like major’s mark", Every Kiss Begins with Jarred, They’re Not Black and White To Me, Big Fucking Weird Nap, Walking Through Places and Knocking Random Shit Over, Isn't That Just a Bounce House?, Leave My Toppings Alone, She Looked Like A Hot Mess, The World’s Best Meat Easting Vegan, and of course, The World’s Best Meat Eating Vegan (the difference is vital).<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Where you can find  everything from chiptunes, reminiscing, and intact soles to giant robots, kaiju, and scrappy underdogs!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/04/01/the-geek-io-show-episode-238-no-siri-no</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2018 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881394/the_geek_io_show_episode_238_no_siri_no.mp3" length="114417207" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, the team is joined by Brandt Cooley, the one and only Professor Shyguy, to talk about the Kickstarter for his new album, and also to rant and review Pacific Rim: Uprising!

We discussed: 

You’re Doing The Robot Dance,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the team is joined by Brandt Cooley, the one and only Professor Shyguy, to talk about the Kickstarter for his new album, and also to rant and review Pacific Rim: Uprising!<br /><br />We discussed: <br /><br />You’re Doing The Robot Dance, No Siri, No!, Zarya vs. Tracer, "I kinda didn’t like major’s mark", Every Kiss Begins with Jarred, They’re Not Black and White To Me, Big Fucking Weird Nap, Walking Through Places and Knocking Random Shit Over, Isn't That Just a Bounce House?, Leave My Toppings Alone, She Looked Like A Hot Mess, The World’s Best Meat Easting Vegan, and of course, The World’s Best Meat Eating Vegan (the difference is vital).<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Where you can find  everything from chiptunes, reminiscing, and intact soles to giant robots, kaiju, and scrappy underdogs!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7152</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 237: “Hello, Fellow Hughman!”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-237-hello-fellow-hughman--15881404</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew sit down, relax and catch up on what they have been doing over the past couple of weeks. The crew is taken aback when they learn how they were discovered by a live viewer. The answer may shock you! <br /><br />Also Dale returns with a Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time! This time the guys make a Hugh’s Hugh guide to Hugh-llywood to help Raul figure hugh he is. That’s right the guys have to guess which Hugh said what. *Insert another Hugh pun from randomhughpun dot net*<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you, It’s a thing...with words!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/03/25/the-geek-io-show-episode-237-hello-fellow-hughman</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2018 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881404/the_geek_io_show_episode_237_hello_fellow_hughman.mp3" length="92338595" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew sit down, relax and catch up on what they have been doing over the past couple of weeks. The crew is taken aback when they learn how they were discovered by a live viewer. The answer may shock you! 

Also Dale...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew sit down, relax and catch up on what they have been doing over the past couple of weeks. The crew is taken aback when they learn how they were discovered by a live viewer. The answer may shock you! <br /><br />Also Dale returns with a Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time! This time the guys make a Hugh’s Hugh guide to Hugh-llywood to help Raul figure hugh he is. That’s right the guys have to guess which Hugh said what. *Insert another Hugh pun from randomhughpun dot net*<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you, It’s a thing...with words!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5772</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 236: “Is That Bully Ed Sheeran?”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-236-is-that-bully-ed-sheeran--15881396</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s a full circle of rangering as the crew takes on the 2017 reboot of Power Rangers!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? I don't want to bond with you after I already decided to bond with yu.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/03/18/the-geek-io-show-episode-236-is-that-bully-ed-sheeran</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2018 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881396/the_geek_io_show_episode_236_is_that_bully_ed_sheeran.mp3" length="103031270" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s a full circle of rangering as the crew takes on the 2017 reboot of Power Rangers!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? I don't want to bond with you after I already decided to bond with yu.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s a full circle of rangering as the crew takes on the 2017 reboot of Power Rangers!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? I don't want to bond with you after I already decided to bond with yu.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6440</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast,powerrangers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 235: “Preconstructed Coffee”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-235-preconstructed-coffee--15881432</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, there is a whole lot of “this” as we kick it old school and take a trip around the soundboard. Also, the crew catch up on what they have been up over the past couple of weeks. No awkward silences *insert awkward silence*.<br /><br />We discussed; What it takes to become a cult leader, being Bruce Wayne of the gays, The hot new video game Quigimon, The invisible cat being a lie, The milk tax stabbing people hard, From murder hobos to heroes, vegan cooking goodness, having nug senpai notice you, Stan being the man, Listening to Lib-bear-ache, Don’t go to FakeStoredotCom...it’s probably a  site and we channel our inner Taylor Swift!<br /><br />Also, Dale returns with a Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time! This time the guys..HA! Just kidding that got killed live on the air! Instead, the crew round up the Winter Movie Smackdown with a special award ceremony.<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Where you can find these jokes and more!<br /><br /> ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/03/10/the-geek-io-show-episode-235-preconstructed-coffee</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2018 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881432/the_geek_io_show_episode_235_preconstructed_coffee.mp3" length="104968904" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, there is a whole lot of “this” as we kick it old school and take a trip around the soundboard. Also, the crew catch up on what they have been up over the past couple of weeks. No awkward silences *insert awkward...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, there is a whole lot of “this” as we kick it old school and take a trip around the soundboard. Also, the crew catch up on what they have been up over the past couple of weeks. No awkward silences *insert awkward silence*.<br /><br />We discussed; What it takes to become a cult leader, being Bruce Wayne of the gays, The hot new video game Quigimon, The invisible cat being a lie, The milk tax stabbing people hard, From murder hobos to heroes, vegan cooking goodness, having nug senpai notice you, Stan being the man, Listening to Lib-bear-ache, Don’t go to FakeStoredotCom...it’s probably a  site and we channel our inner Taylor Swift!<br /><br />Also, Dale returns with a Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time! This time the guys..HA! Just kidding that got killed live on the air! Instead, the crew round up the Winter Movie Smackdown with a special award ceremony.<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Where you can find these jokes and more!<br /><br /> ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6561</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 234: “It’s Like Redneck Middle Earth”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-234-it-s-like-redneck-middle-earth--15881397</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s Anime Otaku Show: Special Thursday Edition as we are joined by Nik Shaw from Re:Anime Films to school us on what’s hot and what not in Anime. You're so brave!<br /><br />We discussed; How to have a geek eye for a straight guy, Dale gets a true beginners guide to Anime, Being the John Hammond of my Own Life, Giving odd compliments/insults to join the show, Getting mileage from a random hat draw, A Japanese 8 is an American 4, Don’t take the little blue vegeta pill, A battle of the impressions, Go to the Walmart and hand me a deer and Telling stories about koala at the drive thru!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? It’s guerrilla filmmaking at it's finest!<br /><br /> ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/03/03/the-geek-io-show-episode-234-its-like-redneck-middle-earth</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881397/the_geek_io_show_episode_234_its_like_redneck_middle_earth.mp3" length="106985582" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s Anime Otaku Show: Special Thursday Edition as we are joined by Nik Shaw from Re:Anime Films to school us on what’s hot and what not in Anime. You're so brave!

We discussed; How to have a geek eye for a straight...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s Anime Otaku Show: Special Thursday Edition as we are joined by Nik Shaw from Re:Anime Films to school us on what’s hot and what not in Anime. You're so brave!<br /><br />We discussed; How to have a geek eye for a straight guy, Dale gets a true beginners guide to Anime, Being the John Hammond of my Own Life, Giving odd compliments/insults to join the show, Getting mileage from a random hat draw, A Japanese 8 is an American 4, Don’t take the little blue vegeta pill, A battle of the impressions, Go to the Walmart and hand me a deer and Telling stories about koala at the drive thru!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? It’s guerrilla filmmaking at it's finest!<br /><br /> ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6687</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,anime,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 233: “You're Welcome and Sorry”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-233-you-re-welcome-and-sorry--15881398</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we jump on our vibranium-plated battle rhinos and Rant and Review the latest installment in the Marvel Cinematic universe, Dale Had It All Wrong (2017)...I mean Black Panther.<br /><br />Spoiler alert, we didn’t say many witty things, but we couldn’t stop gushing about this movie! Oh we also talk about how you got a random beep in my movie!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Eff you, Tony Stark!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/02/24/the-geek-io-show-episode-233-youre-welcome-and-sorry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2018 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881398/the_geek_io_show_episode_233_youre_welcome_and_sorry.mp3" length="118684677" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we jump on our vibranium-plated battle rhinos and Rant and Review the latest installment in the Marvel Cinematic universe, Dale Had It All Wrong (2017)...I mean Black Panther.

Spoiler alert, we didn’t say many witty...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we jump on our vibranium-plated battle rhinos and Rant and Review the latest installment in the Marvel Cinematic universe, Dale Had It All Wrong (2017)...I mean Black Panther.<br /><br />Spoiler alert, we didn’t say many witty things, but we couldn’t stop gushing about this movie! Oh we also talk about how you got a random beep in my movie!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Eff you, Tony Stark!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7418</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,blackpanther,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 232: “You Can't Eat Yoga Mats”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-232-you-can-t-eat-yoga-mats--15881400</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, Bryce Castillo (from Night Attack) returns and joins the crew as they catch up on what they have been in most recent weeks. It’s a delightful romp through time!<br /><br />We discussed; D&D with your friends or getting beaten at a state championship, Mad Max tryouts at the Starbucks, Giving yourself a trap door for his dangly bits, There's Oreos on that endcap near the workout season, CJ showing off his modeling skills, Extending power poles, The joys of learning another language, Starbucks Name Mispronouncing Time, Devilman Crybaby and all of it’s yellow blood, New shiny toys for love day and Dale finally has his AC fixed!<br /><br />Also, Dale’s Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time makes an epic return. The crew have to pick out different Kidz Bop lyrics from Dale’s S**ty Writing Skills(™) lyrics!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Strap it up / Can’t stop ‘cause I got to touch my toes!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/02/17/the-geek-io-show-episode-232-you-cant-eat-yoga-mats</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2018 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881400/the_geek_io_show_episode_232_you_cant_eat_yoga_mats.mp3" length="119730829" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, Bryce Castillo (from Night Attack) returns and joins the crew as they catch up on what they have been in most recent weeks. It’s a delightful romp through time!

We discussed; D&amp;D with your friends or getting beaten at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, Bryce Castillo (from Night Attack) returns and joins the crew as they catch up on what they have been in most recent weeks. It’s a delightful romp through time!<br /><br />We discussed; D&D with your friends or getting beaten at a state championship, Mad Max tryouts at the Starbucks, Giving yourself a trap door for his dangly bits, There's Oreos on that endcap near the workout season, CJ showing off his modeling skills, Extending power poles, The joys of learning another language, Starbucks Name Mispronouncing Time, Devilman Crybaby and all of it’s yellow blood, New shiny toys for love day and Dale finally has his AC fixed!<br /><br />Also, Dale’s Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time makes an epic return. The crew have to pick out different Kidz Bop lyrics from Dale’s S**ty Writing Skills(™) lyrics!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Strap it up / Can’t stop ‘cause I got to touch my toes!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7484</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 231: “This Problem Had A Lot Of Movies In It”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-231-this-problem-had-a-lot-of-movies-in-it--15881401</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the rock god of podcasting returns and the crew take on the 2017 American urban fantasy crime film, Bright. Get ready because you’re about to get hit with the gritty hammer!<br /><br />There was some other Bright moments like; There is always a bad 3am story no matter where I go, Three wolves at any given time, Making orcs great again, There are 500 effs in the first scene, Not adding boobie bar shootout titles to the show titles, Talking about Luke Gage for 2 hours, OrcCIS and SherlOrc being better TV shows (seriously Netflix...you should make those), Nick being the purest cinamon orc roll there ever was...oh and s**tpoodle is now a word!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Actually, this is not an episode of The Geek I/O Show, this is a Tide ad.<br /><br /> ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/02/10/the-geek-io-show-episode-231-this-problem-had-a-lot-of-movies-in-it</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2018 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881401/the_geek_io_show_episode_231_this_problem_had_a_lot_of_movies_in_it.mp3" length="97171482" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the rock god of podcasting returns and the crew take on the 2017 American urban fantasy crime film, Bright. Get ready because you’re about to get hit with the gritty hammer!

There was some other Bright moments like;...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the rock god of podcasting returns and the crew take on the 2017 American urban fantasy crime film, Bright. Get ready because you’re about to get hit with the gritty hammer!<br /><br />There was some other Bright moments like; There is always a bad 3am story no matter where I go, Three wolves at any given time, Making orcs great again, There are 500 effs in the first scene, Not adding boobie bar shootout titles to the show titles, Talking about Luke Gage for 2 hours, OrcCIS and SherlOrc being better TV shows (seriously Netflix...you should make those), Nick being the purest cinamon orc roll there ever was...oh and s**tpoodle is now a word!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Actually, this is not an episode of The Geek I/O Show, this is a Tide ad.<br /><br /> ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6074</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,bright,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 230: “Card Games and Girlfriends”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-230-card-games-and-girlfriends--15881407</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by the winner of the Dragon Ball Super Las Vegas Regional Tournament, real life Jiren and mad shuffler, Peter Catani. We like to have fun!<br /><br />We discussed; Being the most regional, dealing with a very drunk Nightbot, Getting remote connection errors can be fun, Event that over nine hours, Everything is better with robots, Doing the Magikarp spread on the floor and in touch tonnels, How being disembodied is better than disemboweled, Totally winning at Puyo tetris, Black being the 5th color and caps make good tools in live in Tampa Bay!<br /><br />Also, we find out what it takes to become a pro card player and what it’s like to have fans!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Everyone's a winner!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/02/03/the-geek-io-show-episode-230-card-games-and-girlfriends</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2018 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881407/the_geek_io_show_episode_230_card_games_and_girlfriends.mp3" length="91671139" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by the winner of the Dragon Ball Super Las Vegas Regional Tournament, real life Jiren and mad shuffler, Peter Catani. We like to have fun!

We discussed; Being the most regional, dealing with a very...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by the winner of the Dragon Ball Super Las Vegas Regional Tournament, real life Jiren and mad shuffler, Peter Catani. We like to have fun!<br /><br />We discussed; Being the most regional, dealing with a very drunk Nightbot, Getting remote connection errors can be fun, Event that over nine hours, Everything is better with robots, Doing the Magikarp spread on the floor and in touch tonnels, How being disembodied is better than disemboweled, Totally winning at Puyo tetris, Black being the 5th color and caps make good tools in live in Tampa Bay!<br /><br />Also, we find out what it takes to become a pro card player and what it’s like to have fans!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Everyone's a winner!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5730</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 229: “Because 100% Is Enough”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-229-because-100-is-enough--15881406</link><description><![CDATA[Jam packed show! This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by the creator of the new board game Eternal Kings, launching on Kickstarter this Tuesday, Rolando Issa hangs out with us!<br /><br />We discussed; Figuring out how to defend off the Katy Perry weather going on outside right now, Quick email tips, Diving into the world of Gloomhaven, Cosplaying Gandalf and a former president talk about Mr. T’s wrestling style, More dragon ball than you can handle, Sniffing Goku, Totally losing in a speedrun, School starting, Knitting 101, An improto tour of the robot house’s toys and IV iron with kids behaving and watching YuGiHo!<br /><br />Also, we geek out about Eternal Kings and what it means to start your first kickstarter campaign!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? It’s an great adventure for audio listeners!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/01/27/the-geek-io-show-episode-229-because-100-is-enough</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2018 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881406/the_geek_io_show_episode_229_because_100_is_enough.mp3" length="124783956" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jam packed show! This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by the creator of the new board game Eternal Kings, launching on Kickstarter this Tuesday, Rolando Issa hangs out with us!

We discussed; Figuring out how to defend off the Katy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jam packed show! This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by the creator of the new board game Eternal Kings, launching on Kickstarter this Tuesday, Rolando Issa hangs out with us!<br /><br />We discussed; Figuring out how to defend off the Katy Perry weather going on outside right now, Quick email tips, Diving into the world of Gloomhaven, Cosplaying Gandalf and a former president talk about Mr. T’s wrestling style, More dragon ball than you can handle, Sniffing Goku, Totally losing in a speedrun, School starting, Knitting 101, An improto tour of the robot house’s toys and IV iron with kids behaving and watching YuGiHo!<br /><br />Also, we geek out about Eternal Kings and what it means to start your first kickstarter campaign!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? It’s an great adventure for audio listeners!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7799</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,games,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 228: “You Can't Leave Us At Jerky Gun!”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-228-you-can-t-leave-us-at-jerky-gun--15881402</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by the host the Sometimes Geek Podcast, Derek Graziano! Plot twist: We’re always a geek!<br /><br />We discussed; Sipping on juice boxes, Di*ks getting hit by cars, Weather chat, Sports with dale, Yeah... um... science? with Raul, More drinking Cuphead adventures, Heavily discounted Stream Links, 2 weeks for cheap stuff is actually a good thing, PAX South goodness, Next on "Why Is Your Website So Bad?", Cooking Cookies 4 U is the best way to spend your time and '98 Is Still The '90s!<br /><br />Also, we learned that one of the crew members is about to do a lot of meat jerking!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Hang on, I can fix this *drinks from juice box*!<br /><br /> ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/01/20/the-geek-io-show-episode-228-you-cant-leave-us-at-jerky-gun</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2018 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881402/the_geek_io_show_episode_228_you_cant_leave_us_at_jerky_gun.mp3" length="84195103" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by the host the Sometimes Geek Podcast, Derek Graziano! Plot twist: We’re always a geek!

We discussed; Sipping on juice boxes, Di*ks getting hit by cars, Weather chat, Sports with dale, Yeah......</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by the host the Sometimes Geek Podcast, Derek Graziano! Plot twist: We’re always a geek!<br /><br />We discussed; Sipping on juice boxes, Di*ks getting hit by cars, Weather chat, Sports with dale, Yeah... um... science? with Raul, More drinking Cuphead adventures, Heavily discounted Stream Links, 2 weeks for cheap stuff is actually a good thing, PAX South goodness, Next on "Why Is Your Website So Bad?", Cooking Cookies 4 U is the best way to spend your time and '98 Is Still The '90s!<br /><br />Also, we learned that one of the crew members is about to do a lot of meat jerking!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Hang on, I can fix this *drinks from juice box*!<br /><br /> ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5263</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2018,geek,io,podcast,sometimesgeek</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 227: "-Dale + Spandex, So Much Spandex = Done!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-227-dale-spandex-so-much-spandex-done--15881403</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew kicks it old school! Dale is live switching from the Australian Podcasting Company (which produces such shows as; “Why The Fuck Are There Birds Outside My Window” and “I Have Frogs Now”) and the show gets a little wild! This thing will start in 10 seconds!<br /><br />We discussed; Where CJ get a cowbell from, International health care comparisons, Pretty please don't like me but please please me, Rather have frogs than crabs, Creams for crabs, Wait, I can fix this, Liking big beefy boys, I like to roll on a boat, I wasn't the idiot who peed on the floor, Electronic marshmallows making you all toasty, Being 25% more original than the original sin and cool Russians are indeed cool!<br /><br />Also, we play another round of Dale’s Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time….that quickly takes a turn and coming up with the new and improved “The Grandfather: Part 2: Get Off My Lawn Again! Starring Al Pasifco!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We hope you don't die... or whatever!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/01/13/the-geek-io-show-episode-227-dale-spandex-so-much-spandex-done</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881403/the_geek_io_show_episode_227_dale_spandex_so_much_spandex_done.mp3" length="86734623" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew kicks it old school! Dale is live switching from the Australian Podcasting Company (which produces such shows as; “Why The Fuck Are There Birds Outside My Window” and “I Have Frogs Now”) and the show gets a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew kicks it old school! Dale is live switching from the Australian Podcasting Company (which produces such shows as; “Why The Fuck Are There Birds Outside My Window” and “I Have Frogs Now”) and the show gets a little wild! This thing will start in 10 seconds!<br /><br />We discussed; Where CJ get a cowbell from, International health care comparisons, Pretty please don't like me but please please me, Rather have frogs than crabs, Creams for crabs, Wait, I can fix this, Liking big beefy boys, I like to roll on a boat, I wasn't the idiot who peed on the floor, Electronic marshmallows making you all toasty, Being 25% more original than the original sin and cool Russians are indeed cool!<br /><br />Also, we play another round of Dale’s Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time….that quickly takes a turn and coming up with the new and improved “The Grandfather: Part 2: Get Off My Lawn Again! Starring Al Pasifco!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We hope you don't die... or whatever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5421</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 226:"We Remotely Hangout A Lot &amp; Have Similar Tastes"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-226-we-remotely-hangout-a-lot-have-similar-tastes--15881405</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to 2018! 5 Years!<br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew say their final goodbyes to 2017 and a bunch of stuff happened and then the ending happened.<br /><br />We discussed; On to the newdes, The Cryptocurrency where your cat gets bigger, Breath of the wild joy, Some games being a disappointment I keep going back to, Spending 300 hours on what!?, Appropriately sized man hands being too big for your small controllers, New games coming soon - Persona Jump and Dance Dance Persona, Aloy is baeloy, Nyani?, Lots of switchin' it up, yo!, The other big O, Having male leads carm you out of your pants and you wanna put your wand WHERE!?<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Your Doppelganger hasn't discovered cocaine yet!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2018/01/06/the-geek-io-show-episode-226we-remotely-hangout-a-lot-have-similar-tastes</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2018 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881405/the_geek_io_show_episode_226we_remotely_hangout_a_lot_have_similar_tastes.mp3" length="135436481" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to 2018! 5 Years!

This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew say their final goodbyes to 2017 and a bunch of stuff happened and then the ending happened.

We discussed; On to the newdes, The Cryptocurrency where your cat gets bigger, Breath of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to 2018! 5 Years!<br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew say their final goodbyes to 2017 and a bunch of stuff happened and then the ending happened.<br /><br />We discussed; On to the newdes, The Cryptocurrency where your cat gets bigger, Breath of the wild joy, Some games being a disappointment I keep going back to, Spending 300 hours on what!?, Appropriately sized man hands being too big for your small controllers, New games coming soon - Persona Jump and Dance Dance Persona, Aloy is baeloy, Nyani?, Lots of switchin' it up, yo!, The other big O, Having male leads carm you out of your pants and you wanna put your wand WHERE!?<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Your Doppelganger hasn't discovered cocaine yet!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8465</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,2018,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 225: "The Trouble with Porgles"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-225-the-trouble-with-porgles--15881409</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s our last show of 2017 and it is an epic adventure though a galaxy far far away! The crew tackle Star Wars: The Last Jedi in full detail! Forewarning, the spoiler force is strong!<br /><br />We discussed: Androids speaking human lines are a cop out, Doing a web search for beep beep boop, Blut fluck, Space Puffins, Crazy directing not good on your head if you're in any way inebriated, Rey and Kylo starring in 50 Shades of Grey Jedi, Licking the ground on the League of Legends planet is a bad idea, Doing the Star Wars shuffle, BB-8 and BB-H8, Give me weird ass aliens, Queen Amidala costume , Obi-wan and the Deathsticks is our newest heavy metal band, Downloading the High Ground DLC and very unrealistic puppet standards.<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? All we want for Christmas is a dog horse thing!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/12/23/the-geek-io-show-episode-225-the-trouble-with-porgles</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2017 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881409/the_geek_io_show_episode_225_the_trouble_with_porgles.mp3" length="137604436" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s our last show of 2017 and it is an epic adventure though a galaxy far far away! The crew tackle Star Wars: The Last Jedi in full detail! Forewarning, the spoiler force is strong!

We discussed: Androids speaking...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s our last show of 2017 and it is an epic adventure though a galaxy far far away! The crew tackle Star Wars: The Last Jedi in full detail! Forewarning, the spoiler force is strong!<br /><br />We discussed: Androids speaking human lines are a cop out, Doing a web search for beep beep boop, Blut fluck, Space Puffins, Crazy directing not good on your head if you're in any way inebriated, Rey and Kylo starring in 50 Shades of Grey Jedi, Licking the ground on the League of Legends planet is a bad idea, Doing the Star Wars shuffle, BB-8 and BB-H8, Give me weird ass aliens, Queen Amidala costume , Obi-wan and the Deathsticks is our newest heavy metal band, Downloading the High Ground DLC and very unrealistic puppet standards.<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? All we want for Christmas is a dog horse thing!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8601</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geek,io,podcast,starwars,thelastjedi</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 224: "Was It Darrell Shayler Or Morgan Freeman?"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-224-was-it-darrell-shayler-or-morgan-freeman--15881410</link><description><![CDATA[Dash-Dash-Dash! Ladies and gents! Put on your Santa Hats because it’s time for a holiday themed The Geek I/O Show.<br /><br />Dale tests the knowledge of the put the crew about bizarre holiday albums. We also the crew catch up on what they have been doing over the last week. Plus arrangements on the stream!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We Don't Watch Movies On A Thursday!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/12/16/the-geek-io-show-episode-224-was-it-darrell-shayler-or-morgan-freeman</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2017 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881410/the_geek_io_show_episode_224_was_it_darrell_shayler_or_morgan_freeman.mp3" length="104787116" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Dash-Dash-Dash! Ladies and gents! Put on your Santa Hats because it’s time for a holiday themed The Geek I/O Show.

Dale tests the knowledge of the put the crew about bizarre holiday albums. We also the crew catch up on what they have been doing over...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dash-Dash-Dash! Ladies and gents! Put on your Santa Hats because it’s time for a holiday themed The Geek I/O Show.<br /><br />Dale tests the knowledge of the put the crew about bizarre holiday albums. We also the crew catch up on what they have been doing over the last week. Plus arrangements on the stream!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We Don't Watch Movies On A Thursday!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6550</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 223: "The World's Best And Worst Debate Club"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-223-the-world-s-best-and-worst-debate-club--15881408</link><description><![CDATA[Hi, my name is Water Buffalo and this is my Water Buffalo voice! Join me along with some of my friends on a very special episode The Geek I/O Show. This week, CJ takes the crew on an epic adventure through the Superfight deck and things get bizarre very quickly. Oh god, do I have to keep doing this?<br /><br />Not only did we discovered Water Buffalo, we also discovered; Pre-show antics are best antics, you always have to be a dragon, Morgan Freeman riding a horse, Turning your entire deck into candy works every time, An amazon warrior and a hobo take on each other, I don't have parents and he gets a sidekick?, Quick question about nudists, Terminator: The Musical, He’s not a monster...he's just a T-Rex, and a giant robot of the entirety of Google!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Otherwise Gym Coach Godzilla will order you to do 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and run 10 kilometres!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/12/09/the-geek-io-show-episode-223-the-worlds-best-and-worst-debate-club</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2017 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881408/the_geek_io_show_episode_223_the_worlds_best_and_worst_debate_club.mp3" length="87915776" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hi, my name is Water Buffalo and this is my Water Buffalo voice! Join me along with some of my friends on a very special episode The Geek I/O Show. This week, CJ takes the crew on an epic adventure through the Superfight deck and things get bizarre...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hi, my name is Water Buffalo and this is my Water Buffalo voice! Join me along with some of my friends on a very special episode The Geek I/O Show. This week, CJ takes the crew on an epic adventure through the Superfight deck and things get bizarre very quickly. Oh god, do I have to keep doing this?<br /><br />Not only did we discovered Water Buffalo, we also discovered; Pre-show antics are best antics, you always have to be a dragon, Morgan Freeman riding a horse, Turning your entire deck into candy works every time, An amazon warrior and a hobo take on each other, I don't have parents and he gets a sidekick?, Quick question about nudists, Terminator: The Musical, He’s not a monster...he's just a T-Rex, and a giant robot of the entirety of Google!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Otherwise Gym Coach Godzilla will order you to do 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and run 10 kilometres!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5495</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,games,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 222: "Stiff Upper Lip"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-222-stiff-upper-lip--15881422</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show,  we find out who is better...The Geek I/O Crew or The Justice League! Oh boy, here we go Mario!<br /><br />Will the gratuitous Jason Momoa be enough to save this movie? Will we watch Black Clover and hate ourselves, regardless of it being shounen bullshit? It's definitely not the Pawvengers, but we definitely are getting the exposition burglar! .<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? We have nifty wall things!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/12/02/the-geek-io-show-episode-222-stiff-upper-lip</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2017 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881422/the_geek_io_show_episode_222_stiff_upper_lip.mp3" length="124791479" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show,  we find out who is better...The Geek I/O Crew or The Justice League! Oh boy, here we go Mario!

Will the gratuitous Jason Momoa be enough to save this movie? Will we watch Black Clover and hate ourselves, regardless of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show,  we find out who is better...The Geek I/O Crew or The Justice League! Oh boy, here we go Mario!<br /><br />Will the gratuitous Jason Momoa be enough to save this movie? Will we watch Black Clover and hate ourselves, regardless of it being shounen bullshit? It's definitely not the Pawvengers, but we definitely are getting the exposition burglar! .<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? We have nifty wall things!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7800</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 221: "Disney Afternoon Delight"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-221-disney-afternoon-delight--15881413</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we have the robot for showbit! It’s a very video game heavy episode of The Geek I/O Show with terrible layers of colors! It's Canon, Y'all!<br /><br />We discussed; Beating old jokes into the ground, Sickness fun time, Dark Tower funness, Destiny 2 blind raid, Pure Australian Pine Mahogany, Blazing transfer students, Spoilorlorlorlorlor warning, Sonic Boom Boom In My Room Room, Back in my day we got the whole game but it loaded the first time I loaded it, Capture card broken down and NINTENDO WHY!?<br /><br />Also, the crew go head to head in Dale’s Fluffy Floppy Game Fluffy Game Show Jacket Wearing Time! This time we play a little Video Games Explained Badly: A Totally Original Game!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? It’s a light-hearted romp through time!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/11/19/the-geek-io-show-episode-221-disney-afternoon-delight</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2017 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881413/the_geek_io_show_episode_221_disney_afternoon_delight.mp3" length="106229076" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we have the robot for showbit! It’s a very video game heavy episode of The Geek I/O Show with terrible layers of colors! It's Canon, Y'all!

We discussed; Beating old jokes into the ground, Sickness fun time, Dark Tower...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we have the robot for showbit! It’s a very video game heavy episode of The Geek I/O Show with terrible layers of colors! It's Canon, Y'all!<br /><br />We discussed; Beating old jokes into the ground, Sickness fun time, Dark Tower funness, Destiny 2 blind raid, Pure Australian Pine Mahogany, Blazing transfer students, Spoilorlorlorlorlor warning, Sonic Boom Boom In My Room Room, Back in my day we got the whole game but it loaded the first time I loaded it, Capture card broken down and NINTENDO WHY!?<br /><br />Also, the crew go head to head in Dale’s Fluffy Floppy Game Fluffy Game Show Jacket Wearing Time! This time we play a little Video Games Explained Badly: A Totally Original Game!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? It’s a light-hearted romp through time!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6640</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast,videogames</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 220: "Tom 'Look What You Made Me Do' Hiddleston"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-220-tom-look-what-you-made-me-do-hiddleston--15881411</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew takes on the latest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor: Ragnarok!<br /><br />We discussed; Being made of rocks makes you not the sharpest tool in the shed, Plastic playhouse worlds, Technicolor still being a thing, Introducing Helen, The Odinbros, Thor.mp4, Pop-up shops for Asgard and Dragon Ball after dinner mints.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O show, won’t you? Why Not, Titi?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/11/11/the-geek-io-show-episode-220-tom-look-what-you-made-me-do-hiddleston</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2017 05:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881411/the_geek_io_show_episode_220_tom_look_what_you_made_me_do_hiddleston.mp3" length="106386646" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew takes on the latest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor: Ragnarok!

We discussed; Being made of rocks makes you not the sharpest tool in the shed, Plastic playhouse worlds, Technicolor still...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew takes on the latest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor: Ragnarok!<br /><br />We discussed; Being made of rocks makes you not the sharpest tool in the shed, Plastic playhouse worlds, Technicolor still being a thing, Introducing Helen, The Odinbros, Thor.mp4, Pop-up shops for Asgard and Dragon Ball after dinner mints.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O show, won’t you? Why Not, Titi?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6650</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geek,io,movies,podcast,thor</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 219: “I’m Not Buying Larry”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-219-i-m-not-buying-larry--15881416</link><description><![CDATA[Oh hai Markdowns! This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s a family show and chill out right before Extra Life 2017!<br /><br />We discussed; Mario Odyssey hype, Going down on Wendi’s, Concrete cots, Retail being the heartbeat of America, Watching great movies on airplane seats, Destiny 2 fun time, Dale: The Construction Worker, Lots of reading and halloween celebrations!<br /><br />Also, we play another round of Dale’s Fluffy Floppy Game Fluffy Game Show Jacket Wearing Time. We play Real or Fake: Podcasts edition.<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? It’s a night of subtle transitions!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/11/06/the-geek-io-show-episode-219-im-not-buying-larry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 08:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881416/the_geek_io_show_episode_219_im_not_buying_larry.mp3" length="116703553" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh hai Markdowns! This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s a family show and chill out right before Extra Life 2017!

We discussed; Mario Odyssey hype, Going down on Wendi’s, Concrete cots, Retail being the heartbeat of America, Watching great movies on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh hai Markdowns! This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s a family show and chill out right before Extra Life 2017!<br /><br />We discussed; Mario Odyssey hype, Going down on Wendi’s, Concrete cots, Retail being the heartbeat of America, Watching great movies on airplane seats, Destiny 2 fun time, Dale: The Construction Worker, Lots of reading and halloween celebrations!<br /><br />Also, we play another round of Dale’s Fluffy Floppy Game Fluffy Game Show Jacket Wearing Time. We play Real or Fake: Podcasts edition.<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? It’s a night of subtle transitions!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7294</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 218: “The Fast and the Fabulous: Salem Drift"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-218-the-fast-and-the-fabulous-salem-drift--15881442</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew celebrates Halloween by Rant and Reviewing the 1993 classic, Hocus Pocus.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/10/29/the-geek-io-show-episode-218-the-fast-and-the-fabulous-salem-drift</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881442/the_geek_io_show_episode_218_the_fast_and_the_fabulous_salem_drift.mp3" length="109211608" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew celebrates Halloween by Rant and Reviewing the 1993 classic, Hocus Pocus.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew celebrates Halloween by Rant and Reviewing the 1993 classic, Hocus Pocus.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6826</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,halloween,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 217:"Nugs ‘N Jugs (I Don’t Know What’s Real Anymore)"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-217-nugs-n-jugs-i-don-t-know-what-s-real-anymore--15881412</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Nug I/O, we talk all things nugs!<br /><br />Hold onto your butts for an episode like no other! This week on The Geek I/O Show, we crossover with the Mana Pool for a very special and extra swoopy episode. GM Josh gives players (CJ, Raul, Dale, Kerry and Felix) a very monstrous world to play in….and don’t they play in it!<br /><br />We discovered; Vegan buns and vegan blood, Nugs ‘R Us and their magical brownies, convenience stores are witchcraft, Nugs in Slurpees are delicious?, Half melted Brainies still do the job, Zombie Lady has no dangly bits, Jenny’s the man, It’s not incense if they’re not related, No one want’s to go to The Nickelback Bar Happy Fluffy Ice-cream place, There are no dangers in LA, Transporting to a magical nugland, Bad monster pickup lines and the player also meet some interesting new characters: Jake from State Farm and Kevin from White Castle! You won’t believe what happens to them!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? The chair is not nuggets and don’t eat the door!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/10/21/the-geek-io-show-episode-217nugs-n-jugs-i-dont-know-whats-real-anymore</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2017 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881412/the_geek_io_show_episode_217nugs_n_jugs_i_dont_know_whats_real_anymore.mp3" length="146006669" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Nug I/O, we talk all things nugs!

Hold onto your butts for an episode like no other! This week on The Geek I/O Show, we crossover with the Mana Pool for a very special and extra swoopy episode. GM Josh gives players (CJ, Raul, Dale,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Nug I/O, we talk all things nugs!<br /><br />Hold onto your butts for an episode like no other! This week on The Geek I/O Show, we crossover with the Mana Pool for a very special and extra swoopy episode. GM Josh gives players (CJ, Raul, Dale, Kerry and Felix) a very monstrous world to play in….and don’t they play in it!<br /><br />We discovered; Vegan buns and vegan blood, Nugs ‘R Us and their magical brownies, convenience stores are witchcraft, Nugs in Slurpees are delicious?, Half melted Brainies still do the job, Zombie Lady has no dangly bits, Jenny’s the man, It’s not incense if they’re not related, No one want’s to go to The Nickelback Bar Happy Fluffy Ice-cream place, There are no dangers in LA, Transporting to a magical nugland, Bad monster pickup lines and the player also meet some interesting new characters: Jake from State Farm and Kevin from White Castle! You won’t believe what happens to them!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? The chair is not nuggets and don’t eat the door!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9126</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,halloween,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 216: “Dangerously Fresh”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-216-dangerously-fresh--15881453</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined by a very special guest! Creative Director of Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars, Phillip Johnson!<br /><br />We discussed; Being stuck on spider island, Cats being cute and only sticking to blue towels, PS4 Amnesia fun time, Brand new Starfinder shininess, Hard liquor killing things, Weird british television and redundant sentences, 2000 pounds of pounds, Figuring out how free samples work, A not really vegan Netflix movie, Dog mixing mini games and true power of hats!<br /><br />Also, we talk all things Battle Sloth! And we take a deep dive on some of the challenges (and rewards) of being a creator in 2017!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? I’m into IT and I rap!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/10/14/the-geek-io-show-episode-216-dangerously-fresh</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2017 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881453/the_geek_io_show_episode_216_dangerously_fresh.mp3" length="120727637" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined by a very special guest! Creative Director of Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars, Phillip Johnson!

We discussed; Being stuck on spider island, Cats being cute and only sticking to blue towels, PS4...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined by a very special guest! Creative Director of Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars, Phillip Johnson!<br /><br />We discussed; Being stuck on spider island, Cats being cute and only sticking to blue towels, PS4 Amnesia fun time, Brand new Starfinder shininess, Hard liquor killing things, Weird british television and redundant sentences, 2000 pounds of pounds, Figuring out how free samples work, A not really vegan Netflix movie, Dog mixing mini games and true power of hats!<br /><br />Also, we talk all things Battle Sloth! And we take a deep dive on some of the challenges (and rewards) of being a creator in 2017!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? I’m into IT and I rap!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7546</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,games,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 215: “Giant Robots Win Everything”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-215-giant-robots-win-everything--15881423</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, put on your game show jacket and turn into a douchebag. 1970’s Dale Campbell puts the improv comedy (and singing) skills of the hosts to the test with a game called Hashtag Round Up with...interesting results!<br /><br />We also discussed; The importance of #getthehashtagright, winning tennis balls, You can’t just read the script in the doc, Games without sound, Awesome office chairs, Kindle hotness, Lots of some anime things, Using your man cubes to explain 3D Tetris, Bus drama and Mandodecahedrons!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? I thought it was just his face, but it’s all over!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/10/08/the-geek-io-show-episode-215-giant-robots-win-everything</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2017 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881423/the_geek_io_show_episode_215_giant_robots_win_everything.mp3" length="94423818" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, put on your game show jacket and turn into a douchebag. 1970’s Dale Campbell puts the improv comedy (and singing) skills of the hosts to the test with a game called Hashtag Round Up with...interesting results!

We also...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, put on your game show jacket and turn into a douchebag. 1970’s Dale Campbell puts the improv comedy (and singing) skills of the hosts to the test with a game called Hashtag Round Up with...interesting results!<br /><br />We also discussed; The importance of #getthehashtagright, winning tennis balls, You can’t just read the script in the doc, Games without sound, Awesome office chairs, Kindle hotness, Lots of some anime things, Using your man cubes to explain 3D Tetris, Bus drama and Mandodecahedrons!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? I thought it was just his face, but it’s all over!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5902</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,game,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 214: "The 2017 Winter Movie Smackdown Auction"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-214-the-2017-winter-movie-smackdown-auction--15881418</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, it’s that time once again. Ladies and Gentlemen...Roll up, roll up! It’s time once again for The Geek I/O Show Winter Movie Smackdown!<br /><br />Join your master of ceremonies and auctioneer Jarred Azevedo, along with players CJ, Raul, Kerry and Josh along with not one...but two special guests. Jared Budlong (from How It Stacks and Blue Fish Design Studio) and Jeff Burns (from the awesome Supergeekedup.com). Also, Dale is cheering from the sidelines with some misinterpreted movie titles. Things get a little crazy!<br /><br />You can follow the action anytime over at geek-io.net/smackdown or via our weekly updates on The Geek I/O Show!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you, no one cares about Judge Dredd.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/09/30/the-geek-io-show-episode-214-the-2017-winter-movie-smackdown-auction</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2017 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881418/the_geek_io_show_episode_214_the_2017_winter_movie_smackdown_auction.mp3" length="91390689" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, it’s that time once again. Ladies and Gentlemen...Roll up, roll up! It’s time once again for The Geek I/O Show Winter Movie Smackdown!

Join your master of ceremonies and auctioneer Jarred Azevedo, along with players...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, it’s that time once again. Ladies and Gentlemen...Roll up, roll up! It’s time once again for The Geek I/O Show Winter Movie Smackdown!<br /><br />Join your master of ceremonies and auctioneer Jarred Azevedo, along with players CJ, Raul, Kerry and Josh along with not one...but two special guests. Jared Budlong (from How It Stacks and Blue Fish Design Studio) and Jeff Burns (from the awesome Supergeekedup.com). Also, Dale is cheering from the sidelines with some misinterpreted movie titles. Things get a little crazy!<br /><br />You can follow the action anytime over at geek-io.net/smackdown or via our weekly updates on The Geek I/O Show!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you, no one cares about Judge Dredd.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5712</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,movies,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 213: "19 Months on a Goddamn Boat"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-213-19-months-on-a-goddamn-boat--15881419</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew take an adventure to a mysterious land and the rant and review the 2016 stop motion masterpiece Kubo and the Two Strings.<br /><br />We discussed; Being the Pixar of Stop-Motion, Annoying Japanese characters bouncing, creating royalty free animations in high school, Borrowing other people’s children, Fangirling over Dale, Doing it monkey style, getting new strings magic, Moving the dolls, Dale’s hatred for Kung Fu Panda, Don’t burn the bard as a witch, and adopting and marrying Voldemort.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you, We are Monkey and Beetle!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/09/27/the-geek-io-show-episode-213-19-months-on-a-goddamn-boat</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881419/the_geek_io_show_episode_213_19_months_on_a_goddamn_boat.mp3" length="69461218" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew take an adventure to a mysterious land and the rant and review the 2016 stop motion masterpiece Kubo and the Two Strings.

We discussed; Being the Pixar of Stop-Motion, Annoying Japanese characters bouncing,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew take an adventure to a mysterious land and the rant and review the 2016 stop motion masterpiece Kubo and the Two Strings.<br /><br />We discussed; Being the Pixar of Stop-Motion, Annoying Japanese characters bouncing, creating royalty free animations in high school, Borrowing other people’s children, Fangirling over Dale, Doing it monkey style, getting new strings magic, Moving the dolls, Dale’s hatred for Kung Fu Panda, Don’t burn the bard as a witch, and adopting and marrying Voldemort.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you, We are Monkey and Beetle!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4342</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,kubo,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 211: "Live From Dragon Con 2017"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-211-live-from-dragon-con-2017--15881420</link><description><![CDATA[Join CJ, Raul, Dale and Rachel along with special guest Charles McFall as the The Geek I/O Show broadcasts live from Dragon Con 2017! Things get very crazy!<br /><br />The crew put on a smorgasbord of wired and wonderful snacks and sodas as we play a round of Movie Title Dissociation. Plus, they round up the Geek I/O Summer Movie Smackdown! Who won? Will Charles deport Dale live on stage? Tune in to find out!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Andrew, we love you!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/09/26/the-geek-io-show-episode-211-live-from-dragon-con-2017</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881420/the_geek_io_show_episode_211_live_from_dragon_con_2017.mp3" length="57479239" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join CJ, Raul, Dale and Rachel along with special guest Charles McFall as the The Geek I/O Show broadcasts live from Dragon Con 2017! Things get very crazy!

The crew put on a smorgasbord of wired and wonderful snacks and sodas as we play a round of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join CJ, Raul, Dale and Rachel along with special guest Charles McFall as the The Geek I/O Show broadcasts live from Dragon Con 2017! Things get very crazy!<br /><br />The crew put on a smorgasbord of wired and wonderful snacks and sodas as we play a round of Movie Title Dissociation. Plus, they round up the Geek I/O Summer Movie Smackdown! Who won? Will Charles deport Dale live on stage? Tune in to find out!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Andrew, we love you!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3593</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,dragoncon,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 212:"Geek I/O Fairway Golf Go: It Gets So Much Worse"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-212-geek-i-o-fairway-golf-go-it-gets-so-much-worse--15881582</link><description><![CDATA[Huge show this week! Strap in for a wild Dale live in studio and the crew being joined by nerdcore rapper, hiphop producer, folk singer, game music composer, multi-instrumentalist, games journalist and system administrator for an academic publisher: Mikal kHill.<br /><br />We discussed; The process of writing music, Playing a hacking convention, How to not end up on the wall of shame, Forgettable 90s headlining scar bands, How your day job can match up with your night job, A Superfight and job interviewing mash up, Capturing Dragonball fusion monsters, Sonic Mania fun time, Drinking your way through a Disney afternoon, Night Trap Attack, Shipping and Hurricane Nightmares, Robits taking over the world, Cute anime being cute and the crew give a mini-debrief on Dragon Con 2017 and lots more!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’ll let Josh’s golf commentator voice get a par!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/09/09/the-geek-io-show-episode-212geek-io-fairway-golf-go-it-gets-so-much-worse</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881582/the_geek_io_show_episode_212geek_io_fairway_golf_go_it_gets_so_much_worse.mp3" length="133687297" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Huge show this week! Strap in for a wild Dale live in studio and the crew being joined by nerdcore rapper, hiphop producer, folk singer, game music composer, multi-instrumentalist, games journalist and system administrator for an academic publisher:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Huge show this week! Strap in for a wild Dale live in studio and the crew being joined by nerdcore rapper, hiphop producer, folk singer, game music composer, multi-instrumentalist, games journalist and system administrator for an academic publisher: Mikal kHill.<br /><br />We discussed; The process of writing music, Playing a hacking convention, How to not end up on the wall of shame, Forgettable 90s headlining scar bands, How your day job can match up with your night job, A Superfight and job interviewing mash up, Capturing Dragonball fusion monsters, Sonic Mania fun time, Drinking your way through a Disney afternoon, Night Trap Attack, Shipping and Hurricane Nightmares, Robits taking over the world, Cute anime being cute and the crew give a mini-debrief on Dragon Con 2017 and lots more!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’ll let Josh’s golf commentator voice get a par!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8356</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 210: "The Cake Wipe Effect"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-210-the-cake-wipe-effect--15881425</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew get go in the wayback machine before Dragon Con as they watch the 1997 “classic?” Spawn and the nipple chains happens!<br /><br />We discussed; Scooby doo playing the devil, Amazing 90s stock sounds, A Todd McFarlane circlejerk, Trying far too hard, CGI not being as good as it is now, Off slime looking like gak that someone watered down, Chomping codpieces and MORE nipple chains, Special disks in your special slot, Yay or nay on maggots on your pizza and kid actors acting like the second coming of Oliver Twist.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We will give you a giant not-moving dog hamster fox bandicoot thing!<br /><br />Editor's Note: Next week’s show WILL BE LIVE FROM DRAGON CON! NEXT FRIDAY 8:30PM ET at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/DragonConPodcast" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/DragonConPodcast</a> or in the Galleria 6. Come hang out with CJ, Rachel, Raul, Dale and special guest, Charles McFall!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/08/26/the-geek-io-show-episode-210-the-cake-wipe-effect</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881425/the_geek_io_show_episode_210_the_cake_wipe_effect.mp3" length="119380579" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew get go in the wayback machine before Dragon Con as they watch the 1997 “classic?” Spawn and the nipple chains happens!

We discussed; Scooby doo playing the devil, Amazing 90s stock sounds, A Todd McFarlane...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew get go in the wayback machine before Dragon Con as they watch the 1997 “classic?” Spawn and the nipple chains happens!<br /><br />We discussed; Scooby doo playing the devil, Amazing 90s stock sounds, A Todd McFarlane circlejerk, Trying far too hard, CGI not being as good as it is now, Off slime looking like gak that someone watered down, Chomping codpieces and MORE nipple chains, Special disks in your special slot, Yay or nay on maggots on your pizza and kid actors acting like the second coming of Oliver Twist.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We will give you a giant not-moving dog hamster fox bandicoot thing!<br /><br />Editor's Note: Next week’s show WILL BE LIVE FROM DRAGON CON! NEXT FRIDAY 8:30PM ET at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/DragonConPodcast" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/DragonConPodcast</a> or in the Galleria 6. Come hang out with CJ, Rachel, Raul, Dale and special guest, Charles McFall!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7462</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast,spawn</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 209: “The Science of Jerking”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-209-the-science-of-jerking--15881430</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew does a family show and we take things easy as it will be the last time before the madness that is known as Dragon Con.<br /><br />We discussed: Dragon Con business, wide open fury being a  parody, New Ducktails being awesome, Invading the US with Duckstep, Not leaving the con bubble, I’m a meme y’all, Weeaboo Hipsters, Getting banned in Germany (Again), Cool geeky bars, ASMR Time with Rachel and Dale, Impromptu light rails, Ash being in the trash, Ass castle appealing to the anaconda demographic and being stuck on jerk!<br /><br />We also play a quick round of Guesspionage!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You’re welcome, asshole.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/08/19/the-geek-io-show-episode-209-the-science-of-jerking</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881430/the_geek_io_show_episode_209_the_science_of_jerking.mp3" length="118105804" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew does a family show and we take things easy as it will be the last time before the madness that is known as Dragon Con.

We discussed: Dragon Con business, wide open fury being a  parody, New Ducktails being...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew does a family show and we take things easy as it will be the last time before the madness that is known as Dragon Con.<br /><br />We discussed: Dragon Con business, wide open fury being a  parody, New Ducktails being awesome, Invading the US with Duckstep, Not leaving the con bubble, I’m a meme y’all, Weeaboo Hipsters, Getting banned in Germany (Again), Cool geeky bars, ASMR Time with Rachel and Dale, Impromptu light rails, Ash being in the trash, Ass castle appealing to the anaconda demographic and being stuck on jerk!<br /><br />We also play a quick round of Guesspionage!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You’re welcome, asshole.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7382</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,jackbox,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 208: “Most Badass People on the Freaking Universe"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-208-most-badass-people-on-the-freaking-universe--15881449</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, Kevin Bachelder (from dragonconnewbies.org) joined us once again for annual Dragon Con survival discussion and Dragon Con Pro Tips. I’m so stoked I’m bouncing.<br /><br />We also discussed: Moving you through those lines, Not going to the marriott on saturday night, Throwing glitter at homophobes, Dale and Raul not messing up the room, Evil demon gods, Demons gods, Pokemon, Demon god Pokemon, Surprise birthday parties being awesome, Lots of conning, The last guardian fun times, Playing League for the “fun”, Getting into a walking routine, more knitting adventures, New phone hype, Dale not being a fan of light rail, Bite size business lessons from Google and Morning Watch.<br /><br />We also share our best con experiences!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? But, C’mon, Cubans!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/08/12/the-geek-io-show-episode-208-most-badass-people-on-the-freaking-universe</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881449/the_geek_io_show_episode_208_most_badass_people_on_the_freaking_universe.mp3" length="122270742" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, Kevin Bachelder (from dragonconnewbies.org) joined us once again for annual Dragon Con survival discussion and Dragon Con Pro Tips. I’m so stoked I’m bouncing.

We also discussed: Moving you through those lines, Not...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, Kevin Bachelder (from dragonconnewbies.org) joined us once again for annual Dragon Con survival discussion and Dragon Con Pro Tips. I’m so stoked I’m bouncing.<br /><br />We also discussed: Moving you through those lines, Not going to the marriott on saturday night, Throwing glitter at homophobes, Dale and Raul not messing up the room, Evil demon gods, Demons gods, Pokemon, Demon god Pokemon, Surprise birthday parties being awesome, Lots of conning, The last guardian fun times, Playing League for the “fun”, Getting into a walking routine, more knitting adventures, New phone hype, Dale not being a fan of light rail, Bite size business lessons from Google and Morning Watch.<br /><br />We also share our best con experiences!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? But, C’mon, Cubans!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7642</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,con,dragoncon,geek,io</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 207: “Vehicular Man’s Laughter”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-207-vehicular-man-s-laughter--15881433</link><description><![CDATA[Well...ladies and gentle ladies! This week was the annual Cards Against Humanity live play for CJ’s annual birthday and boy didn’t things get interesting.  It sure was an oddly specific series of events. Cue birthday song (with great delay)!<br /><br />The general horribleness you expect from from Cards Against Humanity ensued.  Terrible things were said and Dale still can’t use his words but can still turn into a robot on command.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We got 99 things going for us, but organisation ain’t one!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/08/05/the-geek-io-show-episode-207-vehicular-mans-laughter</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881433/the_geek_io_show_episode_207_vehicular_mans_laughter.mp3" length="85826816" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well...ladies and gentle ladies! This week was the annual Cards Against Humanity live play for CJ’s annual birthday and boy didn’t things get interesting.  It sure was an oddly specific series of events. Cue birthday song (with great delay)!

The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well...ladies and gentle ladies! This week was the annual Cards Against Humanity live play for CJ’s annual birthday and boy didn’t things get interesting.  It sure was an oddly specific series of events. Cue birthday song (with great delay)!<br /><br />The general horribleness you expect from from Cards Against Humanity ensued.  Terrible things were said and Dale still can’t use his words but can still turn into a robot on command.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We got 99 things going for us, but organisation ain’t one!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5365</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,cah,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 206: “Quip on the Draw”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-206-quip-on-the-draw--15881435</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew take some time to relax, kick their feet up and play some Jackbox games.<br /><br />We played some Tee K.O., Guesspionage, Trivia Murder Party and Quiplash 2 and lots of laugh were had as we; gave a weave, drew off the rails, not signed up for impromptu comedy, saw a five dollar robot, scored twenty thousand million points and fully receiving your code, and Ghostly CJ also made an appearance.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Geek I/O - No Pants, No Fun!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/07/29/the-geek-io-show-episode-206-quip-on-the-draw</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881435/the_geek_io_show_episode_206_quip_on_the_draw.mp3" length="101314732" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew take some time to relax, kick their feet up and play some Jackbox games.

We played some Tee K.O., Guesspionage, Trivia Murder Party and Quiplash 2 and lots of laugh were had as we; gave a weave, drew off the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew take some time to relax, kick their feet up and play some Jackbox games.<br /><br />We played some Tee K.O., Guesspionage, Trivia Murder Party and Quiplash 2 and lots of laugh were had as we; gave a weave, drew off the rails, not signed up for impromptu comedy, saw a five dollar robot, scored twenty thousand million points and fully receiving your code, and Ghostly CJ also made an appearance.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Geek I/O - No Pants, No Fun!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6333</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,gaming,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 205: “Grumpy Dad Iron Man”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-205-grumpy-dad-iron-man--15881441</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew take a deep dive on the newest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the first of the new Spider-Man reboot, Homecoming. P.S. Spoiler Warning Ahead!<br /><br />We discussed: Young raul in the chair, Iron Man and Spider-Man doing a buddy cop movie, That girl from shake it up being very weird, 90s Spider-Man never happening, Not a bald guy in a green leotard, People dieing from spiders in real life, Vomit cam being fun for no one, Ice-cream villains, Captain America giving PSA’s for everything and we learn more about Aussie homecomings in a big way.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Spider-Man made my goddamn ice cream melt!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/07/22/the-geek-io-show-episode-205-grumpy-dad-iron-man</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881441/the_geek_io_show_episode_205_grumpy_dad_iron_man.mp3" length="144686754" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew take a deep dive on the newest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the first of the new Spider-Man reboot, Homecoming. P.S. Spoiler Warning Ahead!

We discussed: Young raul in the chair, Iron Man...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew take a deep dive on the newest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the first of the new Spider-Man reboot, Homecoming. P.S. Spoiler Warning Ahead!<br /><br />We discussed: Young raul in the chair, Iron Man and Spider-Man doing a buddy cop movie, That girl from shake it up being very weird, 90s Spider-Man never happening, Not a bald guy in a green leotard, People dieing from spiders in real life, Vomit cam being fun for no one, Ice-cream villains, Captain America giving PSA’s for everything and we learn more about Aussie homecomings in a big way.<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Spider-Man made my goddamn ice cream melt!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9043</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geek,homecoming,io,podcast,spider-man</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 204: "Big Dickville"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-204-big-dickville--15881439</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, things get a bit wild as the crew are joined by the one and the only, Justin Robert Young (from the brand new Action News, being kickstarted right now)!<br /><br />We help celebrate Rachel’s birthday, Dale derails the show with duck step and we all learn a lot more about a particular co-host that we bargained for (they will remain nameless, at the bottom of this Google Hangout)!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We are the Wu-Tang Clan of podcasts]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/07/15/the-geek-io-show-episode-204-big-dickville</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881439/the_geek_io_show_episode_204_big_dickville.mp3" length="120736858" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, things get a bit wild as the crew are joined by the one and the only, Justin Robert Young (from the brand new Action News, being kickstarted right now)!

We help celebrate Rachel’s birthday, Dale derails the show with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, things get a bit wild as the crew are joined by the one and the only, Justin Robert Young (from the brand new Action News, being kickstarted right now)!<br /><br />We help celebrate Rachel’s birthday, Dale derails the show with duck step and we all learn a lot more about a particular co-host that we bargained for (they will remain nameless, at the bottom of this Google Hangout)!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We are the Wu-Tang Clan of podcasts]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7547</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 203: “Six Kevin Bacons to Nicol Bolas"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-203-six-kevin-bacons-to-nicol-bolas--15881438</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are doing a family show (minus the traveling Jaz)!<br /><br />We discussed: 4 way 4th of July shenanigans involving fire and girl things, Birthday shoutouts for taco lady, explaining overwatch salt to Dale, Overwatch: Mario Party mode, Campy transformers fun, Playing with puppies makes everyone's weeks better, Special people not paying attention during boardgames, Having chocolate cake for dinner and the crew celebrates Dale completing his undergrad degree!<br /><br />Also, we play another game!! This time the crew take on a round of Murder Trivia Party...with interesting results!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Do you want to talk about the shenanigans?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/07/08/the-geek-io-show-episode-203-six-kevin-bacons-to-nicol-bolas</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881438/the_geek_io_show_episode_203_six_kevin_bacons_to_nicol_bolas.mp3" length="95693161" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are doing a family show (minus the traveling Jaz)!

We discussed: 4 way 4th of July shenanigans involving fire and girl things, Birthday shoutouts for taco lady, explaining overwatch salt to Dale, Overwatch: Mario...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are doing a family show (minus the traveling Jaz)!<br /><br />We discussed: 4 way 4th of July shenanigans involving fire and girl things, Birthday shoutouts for taco lady, explaining overwatch salt to Dale, Overwatch: Mario Party mode, Campy transformers fun, Playing with puppies makes everyone's weeks better, Special people not paying attention during boardgames, Having chocolate cake for dinner and the crew celebrates Dale completing his undergrad degree!<br /><br />Also, we play another game!! This time the crew take on a round of Murder Trivia Party...with interesting results!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Do you want to talk about the shenanigans?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5981</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 202: “Cute Little Angstmuffin with Family Issues"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-202-cute-little-angstmuffin-with-family-issues--15881471</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined once again by the Rock God of Pokemon Go Podcasting and avid follower of the Summer Movie Smackdown, Charles McFall.<br /><br />We discussed: Streaming games from your phones, Angry Birds still being relevant, Captain America being German now, Doing shots in the Dark, Big phones having big batteries, New job awesomeness, Missing having an office struggle is real, grammer read fun times, frustrating league playing, Strange Rocket League updates and Dale might have found a game from The Pokemon Company that CJ might hate more than Magikarp Jump!<br /><br />Also, we play a game of Quiplash and we learn a lot more about the crew than we bargained for!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We are comin’ to you straight from behind!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/07/01/the-geek-io-show-episode-202-cute-little-angstmuffin-with-family-issues-1</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881471/the_geek_io_show_episode_202_cute_little_angstmuffin_with_family_issues_1.mp3" length="79911365" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined once again by the Rock God of Pokemon Go Podcasting and avid follower of the Summer Movie Smackdown, Charles McFall.

We discussed: Streaming games from your phones, Angry Birds still being relevant,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined once again by the Rock God of Pokemon Go Podcasting and avid follower of the Summer Movie Smackdown, Charles McFall.<br /><br />We discussed: Streaming games from your phones, Angry Birds still being relevant, Captain America being German now, Doing shots in the Dark, Big phones having big batteries, New job awesomeness, Missing having an office struggle is real, grammer read fun times, frustrating league playing, Strange Rocket League updates and Dale might have found a game from The Pokemon Company that CJ might hate more than Magikarp Jump!<br /><br />Also, we play a game of Quiplash and we learn a lot more about the crew than we bargained for!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We are comin’ to you straight from behind!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4995</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 201: “Diana No...Diana Yes”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-201-diana-no-diana-yes--15881473</link><description><![CDATA[Join CJ, Raul, Dale, Josh and Kerry as the sit down and rant and review the newest installment in the DC cinematic universe... Wonder Woman.<br /><br />The crew also talk about how this might be revival for the DC cinematic universe, taking children to superhero movies, how strong female leads could impact the future generations, are romantic storylines really necessary and so much more!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/06/24/the-geek-io-show-episode-201-diana-nodiana-yes</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881473/the_geek_io_show_episode_201_diana_nodiana_yes.mp3" length="120188888" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join CJ, Raul, Dale, Josh and Kerry as the sit down and rant and review the newest installment in the DC cinematic universe... Wonder Woman.

The crew also talk about how this might be revival for the DC cinematic universe, taking children to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join CJ, Raul, Dale, Josh and Kerry as the sit down and rant and review the newest installment in the DC cinematic universe... Wonder Woman.<br /><br />The crew also talk about how this might be revival for the DC cinematic universe, taking children to superhero movies, how strong female leads could impact the future generations, are romantic storylines really necessary and so much more!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7512</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,movies,wonderwoman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show:Episode 200: Great Introductions and Awkward Talking Afterwards</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-200-great-introductions-and-awkward-talking-afterwards--15881444</link><description><![CDATA[EPISODE 200!!!!!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Huge thank you to everyone for your support for the last 200 episodes! Here’s to many more!!<br /><br /> <br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, friend of the show, Andy Young joins us to helps up celebrate our 200th show.<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed: Charity bike riding, finally checking out doom, Work, School, and a few minutes of Internet, Rachel and Dale play a round of Boxers, Briefs, or Nothing, Reaching Blindly Behind Things (In Australia), Having dodgy fingers, Planing for the upcoming con season, Metallica indeed still have it, How does one deal with NDAs, and all the E3 you can handle!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Also, the epic return of Raul’s Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You have nothing to lose but time and hard drive space!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/06/19/the-geek-io-showepisode-200-great-introductions-and-awkward-talking-afterwards</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2017 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881444/the_geek_io_showepisode_200_great_introductions_and_awkward_talking_afterwards.mp3" length="116063655" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>EPISODE 200!!!!!

 

Huge thank you to everyone for your support for the last 200 episodes! Here’s to many more!!

 

This week on The Geek I/O Show, friend of the show, Andy Young joins us to helps up celebrate our 200th show.

 

We discussed:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[EPISODE 200!!!!!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Huge thank you to everyone for your support for the last 200 episodes! Here’s to many more!!<br /><br /> <br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, friend of the show, Andy Young joins us to helps up celebrate our 200th show.<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed: Charity bike riding, finally checking out doom, Work, School, and a few minutes of Internet, Rachel and Dale play a round of Boxers, Briefs, or Nothing, Reaching Blindly Behind Things (In Australia), Having dodgy fingers, Planing for the upcoming con season, Metallica indeed still have it, How does one deal with NDAs, and all the E3 you can handle!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Also, the epic return of Raul’s Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Trivia Time!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You have nothing to lose but time and hard drive space!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7254</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,poccast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 199: "Bring Your Mask and Don't Wear Pants"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-199-bring-your-mask-and-don-t-wear-pants--15881458</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by master producer of Night Attack show, livestreamer in his own right, soda junkie, music curator and J-pop enthusiast...Bryce Castillo.<br /><br />We discussed: New 3DS fun times, Strange japanese panel show, PUBG streams, New Zealand culture shock, Knitting attempts, Exploring Dale's dating life, Unbreakable Kimmy being more good than it should, Getting action figures from work, Manual labour when there shouldn't be, The Expanse, The Crown, Getting new pi's, Trolling Trolls, Twitching up on the Twitch channel, Researching Retro gaming, Overwatching and buying your way to the top!<br /><br />Also, Dale is put on trial for his obsession for Magikarp Jump and the conversation gets loud!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? It's the forefront of baconizing!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/06/10/the-geek-io-show-episode-199-bring-your-mask-and-dont-wear-pants</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881458/the_geek_io_show_episode_199_bring_your_mask_and_dont_wear_pants.mp3" length="108006656" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by master producer of Night Attack show, livestreamer in his own right, soda junkie, music curator and J-pop enthusiast...Bryce Castillo.

We discussed: New 3DS fun times, Strange japanese panel...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by master producer of Night Attack show, livestreamer in his own right, soda junkie, music curator and J-pop enthusiast...Bryce Castillo.<br /><br />We discussed: New 3DS fun times, Strange japanese panel show, PUBG streams, New Zealand culture shock, Knitting attempts, Exploring Dale's dating life, Unbreakable Kimmy being more good than it should, Getting action figures from work, Manual labour when there shouldn't be, The Expanse, The Crown, Getting new pi's, Trolling Trolls, Twitching up on the Twitch channel, Researching Retro gaming, Overwatching and buying your way to the top!<br /><br />Also, Dale is put on trial for his obsession for Magikarp Jump and the conversation gets loud!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? It's the forefront of baconizing!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6751</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,magikarp,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 195: "Thor: The Lost World"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-195-thor-the-lost-world--15881465</link><description><![CDATA[Join CJ, Jaz, Raul, Rachel, Kerry and Josh as they go to movies with their favourate mixtapes and transport themselves to a difference universe (or something) and rant and reivew the critically acclaimed "Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/06/08/the-geek-io-show-episode-195-thor-the-lost-world</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2017 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881465/the_geek_io_show_episode_195_thor_the_lost_world.mp3" length="91982519" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join CJ, Jaz, Raul, Rachel, Kerry and Josh as they go to movies with their favourate mixtapes and transport themselves to a difference universe (or something) and rant and reivew the critically acclaimed "Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join CJ, Jaz, Raul, Rachel, Kerry and Josh as they go to movies with their favourate mixtapes and transport themselves to a difference universe (or something) and rant and reivew the critically acclaimed "Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5749</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,guardians of the galaxy vol. 2,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 191:"Jigglyraffe - Gotta Catch ‘em All"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-191-jigglyraffe-gotta-catch-em-all--15881450</link><description><![CDATA[Join CJ Boat, Jarred Azevedo and Raul Garza as they go an adventure and follow the antics of the unlikely duo of a young girl and benevolent giant and rant and review the 2016 Disney misfire "The BFG" (Big Friendly Giant)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/06/08/the-geek-io-show-episode-191jigglyraffe--gotta-catch-em-all</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2017 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881450/the_geek_io_show_episode_191jigglyraffe_gotta_catch_em_all.mp3" length="70717592" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join CJ Boat, Jarred Azevedo and Raul Garza as they go an adventure and follow the antics of the unlikely duo of a young girl and benevolent giant and rant and review the 2016 Disney misfire "The BFG" (Big Friendly Giant)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join CJ Boat, Jarred Azevedo and Raul Garza as they go an adventure and follow the antics of the unlikely duo of a young girl and benevolent giant and rant and review the 2016 Disney misfire "The BFG" (Big Friendly Giant)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4420</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,bfg,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 198: "Illicit Substances and an iTunes Playlist"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-198-illicit-substances-and-an-itunes-playlist--15881461</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show: join the crew and the epic return of the dink as they review the 2016 animation "comedy" Sausage Party! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/06/04/the-geek-io-show-episode-198-illicit-substances-and-an-itunes-playlist</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2017 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881461/the_geek_io_show_episode_198_illicit_substances_and_an_itunes_playlist.mp3" length="86725010" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show: join the crew and the epic return of the dink as they review the 2016 animation "comedy" Sausage Party! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show: join the crew and the epic return of the dink as they review the 2016 animation "comedy" Sausage Party! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5421</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast,sausage party</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 197: "Australian Pog Black Market"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-197-australian-pog-black-market--15881474</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by hostess of Geek History Lesson, Major Spoilers Podcast, (The Late Great) Red Shirt Diaries, future Oscar winner Ashley Victoria Robinson to talk all things geeky.<br /><br />They discussed; Injustice 2 fun times, Battle Chasers, protomen greatness, people being kind to each other on cooking shows, marvel pogs and Dale's obsession with them, good but cheaply produced shows, CJ weebo time, still learning about how the eye works, Jaz learning french and sneak peaks of Wonder Woman.<br /><br />Also, the group geek out about Superheros for a bit! <br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? You'll be showered in Captain Americas!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/06/01/the-geek-io-show-episode-197-australian-pog-black-market</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2017 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881474/the_geek_io_show_episode_197_australian_pog_black_market.mp3" length="106473582" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by hostess of Geek History Lesson, Major Spoilers Podcast, (The Late Great) Red Shirt Diaries, future Oscar winner Ashley Victoria Robinson to talk all things geeky.

They discussed; Injustice 2 fun...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew are joined by hostess of Geek History Lesson, Major Spoilers Podcast, (The Late Great) Red Shirt Diaries, future Oscar winner Ashley Victoria Robinson to talk all things geeky.<br /><br />They discussed; Injustice 2 fun times, Battle Chasers, protomen greatness, people being kind to each other on cooking shows, marvel pogs and Dale's obsession with them, good but cheaply produced shows, CJ weebo time, still learning about how the eye works, Jaz learning french and sneak peaks of Wonder Woman.<br /><br />Also, the group geek out about Superheros for a bit! <br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? You'll be showered in Captain Americas!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6655</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 196: "Dishwasher Kangaroo Jerky"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-196-dishwasher-kangaroo-jerky--15881459</link><description><![CDATA[The parents are away (CJ, Rachel and Jaz are out), so the rats (Dale, Raul, Kerry and Josh) will play. They are joined by fellow podcaster, husband and father: JHammondC!<br /><br />They talk about what they have been up to in last couple of weeks and lots of talk around the national icon of Australia!<br /><br />Also on The Geek I/O Show, a re-cap of Google I/O and another round of Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Time w/ Raul. This time color movie titles and the results of this quiz will surprise you! <br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O show, won't you. Keep talking while I find my hat!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/05/21/the-geek-io-show-episode-196-dishwasher-kangaroo-jerky</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2017 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881459/the_geek_io_show_episode_196_dishwasher_kangaroo_jerky.mp3" length="84594266" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The parents are away (CJ, Rachel and Jaz are out), so the rats (Dale, Raul, Kerry and Josh) will play. They are joined by fellow podcaster, husband and father: JHammondC!

They talk about what they have been up to in last couple of weeks and lots of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The parents are away (CJ, Rachel and Jaz are out), so the rats (Dale, Raul, Kerry and Josh) will play. They are joined by fellow podcaster, husband and father: JHammondC!<br /><br />They talk about what they have been up to in last couple of weeks and lots of talk around the national icon of Australia!<br /><br />Also on The Geek I/O Show, a re-cap of Google I/O and another round of Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Time w/ Raul. This time color movie titles and the results of this quiz will surprise you! <br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O show, won't you. Keep talking while I find my hat!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5288</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,google,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 194: "Fungus Rump"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-194-fungus-rump--15881585</link><description><![CDATA[The Geek I/O Show crew is joined by very special guest, Brain Brushwood. They talk all things geeky that have been happening in their geeky lives.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/05/11/the-geek-io-show-episode-194-fungus-rump</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2017 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881585/the_geek_io_show_episode_194_fungus_rump.mp3" length="81383467" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Geek I/O Show crew is joined by very special guest, Brain Brushwood. They talk all things geeky that have been happening in their geeky lives.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Geek I/O Show crew is joined by very special guest, Brain Brushwood. They talk all things geeky that have been happening in their geeky lives.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5087</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Epiosde 193: "The TARDIS formerly known as Prince"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-epiosde-193-the-tardis-formerly-known-as-prince--15881466</link><description><![CDATA[The Geek I/O Show: Epiosde 193: "The TARDIS formerly known as Prince"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/05/05/the-geek-io-show-epiosde-193-the-tardis-formerly-known-as-prince</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2017 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881466/the_geek_io_show_epiosde_193_the_tardis_formerly_known_as_prince.mp3" length="94905725" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Geek I/O Show: Epiosde 193: "The TARDIS formerly known as Prince"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Geek I/O Show: Epiosde 193: "The TARDIS formerly known as Prince"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5932</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 192: "Lit Podcast AF"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-192-lit-podcast-af--15881469</link><description><![CDATA[Full title: The Geek I/O Show: Episode 192: "Lit Podcast AF" (The 2017 Summer Movie Smackdown Auction)<br /><br />Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, it is time again for yet another Smackdown! Join your host and MC Jarred Azevedo, and players CJ, Raul, Dale, Rachel and special celebrty guest Charles McFall as they battle it out for the chance to knock Dale Campbell off the top!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/04/25/the-geek-io-show-episode-192-lit-podcast-af</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2017 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881469/the_geek_io_show_episode_192_lit_podcast_af.mp3" length="87085291" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Full title: The Geek I/O Show: Episode 192: "Lit Podcast AF" (The 2017 Summer Movie Smackdown Auction)

Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, it is time again for yet another Smackdown! Join your host and MC Jarred Azevedo, and players CJ, Raul, Dale, Rachel...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Full title: The Geek I/O Show: Episode 192: "Lit Podcast AF" (The 2017 Summer Movie Smackdown Auction)<br /><br />Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, it is time again for yet another Smackdown! Join your host and MC Jarred Azevedo, and players CJ, Raul, Dale, Rachel and special celebrty guest Charles McFall as they battle it out for the chance to knock Dale Campbell off the top!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5443</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,movies,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 190: "13 Reasons Why I’m Still Watching Voltron"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-190-13-reasons-why-i-m-still-watching-voltron--15881472</link><description><![CDATA[The Geek I/O Show: Episode 190: "13 Reasons Why I’m Still Watching Voltron"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/04/18/the-geek-io-show-episode-190-13-reasons-why-im-still-watching-voltron</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2017 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881472/the_geek_io_show_episode_190_13_reasons_why_im_still_watching_voltron.mp3" length="94292997" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 190: "13 Reasons Why I’m Still Watching Voltron"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Geek I/O Show: Episode 190: "13 Reasons Why I’m Still Watching Voltron"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5894</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 189:"Lex Luthor banged Elektra and gave birth to S...</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-189-lex-luthor-banged-elektra-and-gave-birth-to-s--15881476</link><description><![CDATA[Full Title: The Geek I/O Show: Episode 189: "Lex Luthor banged Elektra and gave birth to Supergirl"<br /><br />The Geek I/O Crew reviews the 2016 Kevin Spacey cat..astic film - "Nine Lives"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/04/10/the-geek-io-show-episode-189lex-luthor-banged-elektra-and-gave-birth-to-s</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881476/the_geek_io_show_episode_189lex_luthor_banged_elektra_and_gave_birth_to_s.mp3" length="83019384" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Full Title: The Geek I/O Show: Episode 189: "Lex Luthor banged Elektra and gave birth to Supergirl"

The Geek I/O Crew reviews the 2016 Kevin Spacey cat..astic film - "Nine Lives"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Full Title: The Geek I/O Show: Episode 189: "Lex Luthor banged Elektra and gave birth to Supergirl"<br /><br />The Geek I/O Crew reviews the 2016 Kevin Spacey cat..astic film - "Nine Lives"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5189</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,ninelives,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 184:"My biggest mistake is I glomped him"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-184-my-biggest-mistake-is-i-glomped-him--15881483</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek IO Show, CJ, Rachel, and Raul fall in love with Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Valentine's Day Special! Tune in for the hilarioty! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/04/09/the-geek-io-show-episode-184my-biggest-mistake-is-i-glomped-him</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2017 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881483/the_geek_io_show_episode_184my_biggest_mistake_is_i_glomped_him.mp3" length="55475349" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek IO Show, CJ, Rachel, and Raul fall in love with Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Valentine's Day Special! Tune in for the hilarioty! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek IO Show, CJ, Rachel, and Raul fall in love with Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Valentine's Day Special! Tune in for the hilarioty! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3468</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,micheal bolton,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 188: Fabulous Dragon Titties</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-188-fabulous-dragon-titties--15881484</link><description><![CDATA[The Geek I/O Show: Episode 188: Fabulous Dragon Titties]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/03/31/the-geek-io-show-episode-188-fabulous-dragon-titties</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881484/the_geek_io_show_episode_188_fabulous_dragon_titties.mp3" length="93040792" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 188: Fabulous Dragon Titties</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Geek I/O Show: Episode 188: Fabulous Dragon Titties]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5816</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 187: "Donkey Kong on Ice"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-187-donkey-kong-on-ice--15881479</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show: CJ is still out doing PAX East, so Dale, Jaz and Raul hold down the fort once again and talk about things going on in their geeky lives!<br /><br />We discussed: Growing closer together, Viral video of the BBC Reporter, Secret tunnels at Disney and Dragon Con, Spring break time, Even more Zelda than one can handle, Dale being trusted with a human life, school papers being devilish, The Aussie vs. American college systems, Planning a Mona party, Hamilton greatness, A silly railroad management game and massive mobile games!<br /><br />Also, Dale puts an Aussie twist on an old favorite!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’ll tell what it takes for you to win the Oscar!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/03/18/the-geek-io-show-episode-187-donkey-kong-on-ice</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2017 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881479/the_geek_io_show_episode_187_donkey_kong_on_ice.mp3" length="93395222" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show: CJ is still out doing PAX East, so Dale, Jaz and Raul hold down the fort once again and talk about things going on in their geeky lives!

We discussed: Growing closer together, Viral video of the BBC Reporter, Secret...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show: CJ is still out doing PAX East, so Dale, Jaz and Raul hold down the fort once again and talk about things going on in their geeky lives!<br /><br />We discussed: Growing closer together, Viral video of the BBC Reporter, Secret tunnels at Disney and Dragon Con, Spring break time, Even more Zelda than one can handle, Dale being trusted with a human life, school papers being devilish, The Aussie vs. American college systems, Planning a Mona party, Hamilton greatness, A silly railroad management game and massive mobile games!<br /><br />Also, Dale puts an Aussie twist on an old favorite!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’ll tell what it takes for you to win the Oscar!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5838</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 186: “Those Multi-Colored Maracas”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-186-those-multi-colored-maracas--15881485</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show: CJ is out, so Dale, Jaz and Raul sit down and talk about everything going on in their geeky lives!<br /><br />We discussed; Crazy weather patterns, The wonderful place called the server room and how you can survive a zombie apocalypse in there, A better Serial, Dale being Maplist, Dealing with blue lights, Jaz dealing with more Trolls movie and LOTS of Zelda switching!<br /><br />Also, another installment of “Special Trivia Time with Raul!”<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? It’ll be like thunder bouncing off the spiders!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/03/11/the-geek-io-show-episode-186-those-multi-colored-maracas</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2017 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881485/the_geek_io_show_episode_186_those_multi_colored_maracas.mp3" length="74953609" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show: CJ is out, so Dale, Jaz and Raul sit down and talk about everything going on in their geeky lives!

We discussed; Crazy weather patterns, The wonderful place called the server room and how you can survive a zombie...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show: CJ is out, so Dale, Jaz and Raul sit down and talk about everything going on in their geeky lives!<br /><br />We discussed; Crazy weather patterns, The wonderful place called the server room and how you can survive a zombie apocalypse in there, A better Serial, Dale being Maplist, Dealing with blue lights, Jaz dealing with more Trolls movie and LOTS of Zelda switching!<br /><br />Also, another installment of “Special Trivia Time with Raul!”<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? It’ll be like thunder bouncing off the spiders!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4685</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 185: "Two Peas in a Pod"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-185-two-peas-in-a-pod--15881475</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show: We switch things up! Join Dale and Jaz from mission control and CJ and Raul live from Nintendo Switch launch day lines and madness ensued!<br /><br />We discussed; Wal-Mart ambient noises, Random window cleaning, The creation of podcasting dating websites, Troll goodness, The People vs. OJ Simpson with a chaser of Kimmy Schmidt, Show tunes, Lots of gaming and streaming...and of course we talked about the Nintendo Switch!<br /><br />Join us the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You’ll have humongous winnings!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/03/07/the-geek-io-show-episode-185-two-peas-in-a-pod</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2017 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881475/the_geek_io_show_episode_185_two_peas_in_a_pod.mp3" length="52398863" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show: We switch things up! Join Dale and Jaz from mission control and CJ and Raul live from Nintendo Switch launch day lines and madness ensued!

We discussed; Wal-Mart ambient noises, Random window cleaning, The creation of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show: We switch things up! Join Dale and Jaz from mission control and CJ and Raul live from Nintendo Switch launch day lines and madness ensued!<br /><br />We discussed; Wal-Mart ambient noises, Random window cleaning, The creation of podcasting dating websites, Troll goodness, The People vs. OJ Simpson with a chaser of Kimmy Schmidt, Show tunes, Lots of gaming and streaming...and of course we talked about the Nintendo Switch!<br /><br />Join us the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You’ll have humongous winnings!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3275</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,nintendo,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 183: "Melbourne and its deconstructed coffee"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-183-melbourne-and-its-deconstructed-coffee--15881487</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show: CJ, Jaz, Raul and Dale sit down and talk about everything going on in their geeky lives!<br /><br />We discussed; Dale and his Grundles, What is the is the hell is deconstructed coffee?, The art of Hipster-terism, Boring adult stuff, Hitman, Finished FFXV, Twin Star Exorcists (Sousei no Onmyoji), Chilli cook off funtimes, Copper Hoes, FarmerStreamingOnly.com and The High School Girl Quotient.<br /><br />Also, yet another round of "Raul's Trivia Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Cream Time Corner Hour".<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Molten Bichael all up in this place!<br /><br /> ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/02/12/the-geek-io-show-episode-183-melbourne-and-its-deconstructed-coffee</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2017 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881487/the_geek_io_show_episode_183_melbourne_and_its_deconstructed_coffee.mp3" length="82980945" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show: CJ, Jaz, Raul and Dale sit down and talk about everything going on in their geeky lives!

We discussed; Dale and his Grundles, What is the is the hell is deconstructed coffee?, The art of Hipster-terism, Boring adult...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show: CJ, Jaz, Raul and Dale sit down and talk about everything going on in their geeky lives!<br /><br />We discussed; Dale and his Grundles, What is the is the hell is deconstructed coffee?, The art of Hipster-terism, Boring adult stuff, Hitman, Finished FFXV, Twin Star Exorcists (Sousei no Onmyoji), Chilli cook off funtimes, Copper Hoes, FarmerStreamingOnly.com and The High School Girl Quotient.<br /><br />Also, yet another round of "Raul's Trivia Happy Fluffy Ice Cream Cream Time Corner Hour".<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Molten Bichael all up in this place!<br /><br /> ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5187</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 182:  “They’re not gay, they’re ice skaters”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-182-they-re-not-gay-they-re-ice-skaters--15881486</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew sits down and catch up on all the geeky things happening in their geeky lives in the recent past.<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed: CJ drinking and eating weird things. Crystal Pepsi being being a lie, Voltron season 2, Korosensei Quest, Jaz mousing and hitting up all the princesses, Sou Vidja Boy, PAX goodness, Cat Tower, Chris Pratt concerts, 80’s versions of pop songs, white invasion day and Star Wars: The Order of the Phoenix!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Also, the epic return of ‘Raul’s Trivia Fun Time’!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Pop it like it’s hot!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/02/05/the-geek-io-show-episode-182-theyre-not-gay-theyre-ice-skaters</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2017 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881486/the_geek_io_show_episode_182_theyre_not_gay_theyre_ice_skaters.mp3" length="104754934" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew sits down and catch up on all the geeky things happening in their geeky lives in the recent past.

 

We discussed: CJ drinking and eating weird things. Crystal Pepsi being being a lie, Voltron season 2,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crew sits down and catch up on all the geeky things happening in their geeky lives in the recent past.<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed: CJ drinking and eating weird things. Crystal Pepsi being being a lie, Voltron season 2, Korosensei Quest, Jaz mousing and hitting up all the princesses, Sou Vidja Boy, PAX goodness, Cat Tower, Chris Pratt concerts, 80’s versions of pop songs, white invasion day and Star Wars: The Order of the Phoenix!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Also, the epic return of ‘Raul’s Trivia Fun Time’!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? Pop it like it’s hot!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6548</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geek I/O #181: Rants &amp; Reviews: Alice: Through the Looking Glass</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-i-o-181-rants-reviews-alice-through-the-looking-glass--15881489</link><description><![CDATA[Geek I/O #181: Rants & Reviews: Alice: Through the Looking Glass ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/01/27/geek-io-181-rants-reviews-alice-through-the-looking-glass</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2017 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881489/geek_io_181_rants_reviews_alice_through_the_looking_glass.mp3" length="48868250" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Geek I/O #181: Rants &amp; Reviews: Alice: Through the Looking Glass </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Geek I/O #181: Rants & Reviews: Alice: Through the Looking Glass ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3055</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alice,disney,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 180: "Aww Snap!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-180-aww-snap--15881488</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined by a special guest! Fan of all forms of sportsball, gamer, and all around good guy, Mig Larossa!<br /><br />We discussed; Cornhole goodness, The story of Father Obama and Uncle Joe, The Post-Trump cards against humanity live reading, Rooms not being perfect rectangles, fixing raptures in the universe, Getting all of the silver balls, The Japanese being magic, Diablo 3 funtime, Catherine.<br /><br />Also, we provide our live commentary for the Nintendo Switch event!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You can do the cha cha on them.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/01/17/the-geek-io-show-episode-180-aww-snap</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2017 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881488/the_geek_io_show_episode_180_aww_snap.mp3" length="99316031" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined by a special guest! Fan of all forms of sportsball, gamer, and all around good guy, Mig Larossa!

We discussed; Cornhole goodness, The story of Father Obama and Uncle Joe, The Post-Trump cards against...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined by a special guest! Fan of all forms of sportsball, gamer, and all around good guy, Mig Larossa!<br /><br />We discussed; Cornhole goodness, The story of Father Obama and Uncle Joe, The Post-Trump cards against humanity live reading, Rooms not being perfect rectangles, fixing raptures in the universe, Getting all of the silver balls, The Japanese being magic, Diablo 3 funtime, Catherine.<br /><br />Also, we provide our live commentary for the Nintendo Switch event!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You can do the cha cha on them.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6208</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,nintendo,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 179: “New Year, New Knobs”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-179-new-year-new-knobs--15881504</link><description><![CDATA[WE’RE BACK FOR 2017! And we are bigger and better than before! This week on The Geek I/O Show: Join CJ, Jarred, Raul and Dale as they talk all things Holidays and a round-up of 2016 like no other.<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed; Rogue One greatness, California madness,  X-Wings and Burgers, A house full of Garzas, Roadkill Kangaroos, #TexasProblems, Oscar Bait: The Musical, Robititties, CJ’s really bad ideas, New Years streaming, Studio building, Plus steam sales!<br /><br /><br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? His consultation fees are me rubbing his head!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2017/01/07/the-geek-io-show-episode-179-new-year-new-knobs</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2017 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881504/the_geek_io_show_episode_179_new_year_new_knobs.mp3" length="147136413" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>WE’RE BACK FOR 2017! And we are bigger and better than before! This week on The Geek I/O Show: Join CJ, Jarred, Raul and Dale as they talk all things Holidays and a round-up of 2016 like no other.

 

We discussed; Rogue One greatness, California...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[WE’RE BACK FOR 2017! And we are bigger and better than before! This week on The Geek I/O Show: Join CJ, Jarred, Raul and Dale as they talk all things Holidays and a round-up of 2016 like no other.<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed; Rogue One greatness, California madness,  X-Wings and Burgers, A house full of Garzas, Roadkill Kangaroos, #TexasProblems, Oscar Bait: The Musical, Robititties, CJ’s really bad ideas, New Years streaming, Studio building, Plus steam sales!<br /><br /><br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? His consultation fees are me rubbing his head!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9197</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2017,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 178: "The Azevedo Organization"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-178-the-azevedo-organization--15881495</link><description><![CDATA[Join your host CJ, with Jarred, Raul, Rachel and Dale for their final show of 2016!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/12/06/the-geek-io-show-episode-178-the-azevedo-organization</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2016 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881495/the_geek_io_show_episode_178_the_azevedo_organization.mp3" length="86014463" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join your host CJ, with Jarred, Raul, Rachel and Dale for their final show of 2016!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join your host CJ, with Jarred, Raul, Rachel and Dale for their final show of 2016!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5376</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #177 - R&amp;R - Doctor Strange - "Doctor Strange’s Chewbacca"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-177-r-r-doctor-strange-doctor-strange-s-chewbacca--15881493</link><description><![CDATA[On this week's Geek IO Show, CJ, Dale, Jaz, and Raul are joined by Rachel, as they do a Rant & Review of #DoctorStrange ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/11/15/the-geek-io-show-177--rr--doctor-strange--doctor-stranges-chewbacca</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2016 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881493/the_geek_io_show_177_rr_doctor_strange_doctor_stranges_chewbacca.mp3" length="59960568" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this week's Geek IO Show, CJ, Dale, Jaz, and Raul are joined by Rachel, as they do a Rant &amp; Review of #DoctorStrange </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this week's Geek IO Show, CJ, Dale, Jaz, and Raul are joined by Rachel, as they do a Rant & Review of #DoctorStrange ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3748</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,drstrange,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 176: "Canons, Peacocks, and Dale’s Friday nights"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-176-canons-peacocks-and-dale-s-friday-nights--15881492</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, it was just your standard geek talk of games, movies, and talking to yourself on the Twitch stream.<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed the conventions center not being big enough for David Tennant, Dale’s shirt’s big internet debut, how to drop a hint, CJ saw an early preview of Dr. Strange, being a filmer, all those movies the internet hated were fine, adding some cinnamon to your step, looking forward to and dreading extra-life, TGIDef, World of Final Fantasy, still playing Pocket Politics, and your face is an echo.  Plus!  Don’t google DudeTube!  Don’t! Really don’t!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than being wrapped in Jamaican.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/11/08/the-geek-io-show-episode-176-canons-peacocks-and-dales-friday-nights</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2016 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881492/the_geek_io_show_episode_176_canons_peacocks_and_dales_friday_nights.mp3" length="64976495" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, it was just your standard geek talk of games, movies, and talking to yourself on the Twitch stream.

 

We discussed the conventions center not being big enough for David Tennant, Dale’s shirt’s big internet debut, how...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, it was just your standard geek talk of games, movies, and talking to yourself on the Twitch stream.<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed the conventions center not being big enough for David Tennant, Dale’s shirt’s big internet debut, how to drop a hint, CJ saw an early preview of Dr. Strange, being a filmer, all those movies the internet hated were fine, adding some cinnamon to your step, looking forward to and dreading extra-life, TGIDef, World of Final Fantasy, still playing Pocket Politics, and your face is an echo.  Plus!  Don’t google DudeTube!  Don’t! Really don’t!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than being wrapped in Jamaican.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4062</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #175 - R&amp;R - "Sweeney Todd"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-175-r-r-sweeney-todd--15881533</link><description><![CDATA[Join CJ, Jarred, Raul, Rachel and Dale for yet another edition of Rant and Review. This time they tackle the The blossoming romance between a barber and a pie maker in Victorian London. That's right it the movie adaptation "Sweeney Todd." <br /><br />Join us on Rant and Review, won't you? It's Intentionally dirty & simple.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/11/01/the-geek-io-show-175--rr--sweeney-todd</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2016 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881533/the_geek_io_show_175_rr_sweeney_todd.mp3" length="91955327" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join CJ, Jarred, Raul, Rachel and Dale for yet another edition of Rant and Review. This time they tackle the The blossoming romance between a barber and a pie maker in Victorian London. That's right it the movie adaptation "Sweeney Todd." 

Join us on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join CJ, Jarred, Raul, Rachel and Dale for yet another edition of Rant and Review. This time they tackle the The blossoming romance between a barber and a pie maker in Victorian London. That's right it the movie adaptation "Sweeney Todd." <br /><br />Join us on Rant and Review, won't you? It's Intentionally dirty & simple.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5748</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 174:"Right above tacos, porn stars, and pawn stars"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-174-right-above-tacos-porn-stars-and-pawn-stars--15881491</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, it's that time again! The Winter Movie Smackdown is here! Join your master of ceremonies and auctioneer, Jarred Azevedo and your auctionees; CJ Boat, Dale Campbell, Raul Garza, Rachel and Jared Budlong. As we fight to the death...I mean go head to head to purchase movies coming out in the winter and win the Smackdown championship!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Winter Movie Smackdown Auction, won't you? Search it on your favorite doodad!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/10/22/the-geek-io-show-episode-174right-above-tacos-porn-stars-and-pawn-stars</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881491/the_geek_io_show_episode_174right_above_tacos_porn_stars_and_pawn_stars.mp3" length="69784272" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, it's that time again! The Winter Movie Smackdown is here! Join your master of ceremonies and auctioneer, Jarred Azevedo and your auctionees; CJ Boat, Dale Campbell, Raul Garza, Rachel and Jared Budlong. As we fight to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, it's that time again! The Winter Movie Smackdown is here! Join your master of ceremonies and auctioneer, Jarred Azevedo and your auctionees; CJ Boat, Dale Campbell, Raul Garza, Rachel and Jared Budlong. As we fight to the death...I mean go head to head to purchase movies coming out in the winter and win the Smackdown championship!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Winter Movie Smackdown Auction, won't you? Search it on your favorite doodad!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4362</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,movies,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #173 / The Mana Pool #25: "Shen Did because Gram is a …"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-173-the-mana-pool-25-shen-did-because-gram-is-a--15881501</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to a very special episode of The Mana Pool.<br /><br />While Red Larch is left in pieces and the adventurers are left to search for answers. Why are the clouds red? Where did these towers come from? Gram knows!<br /><br />The party leaves Red Larch to find answers! After wristling through a jelly tunnel, going into a magical house, a giant in the library,and some red eleves...the party still has no anwers.<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won't you? Don’t lick that orc dudes wounds! ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/10/17/the-geek-io-show-173-the-mana-pool-25-shen-did-because-gram-is-a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2016 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881501/the_geek_io_show_173_the_mana_pool_25_shen_did_because_gram_is_a.mp3" length="130420553" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to a very special episode of The Mana Pool.

While Red Larch is left in pieces and the adventurers are left to search for answers. Why are the clouds red? Where did these...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to a very special episode of The Mana Pool.<br /><br />While Red Larch is left in pieces and the adventurers are left to search for answers. Why are the clouds red? Where did these towers come from? Gram knows!<br /><br />The party leaves Red Larch to find answers! After wristling through a jelly tunnel, going into a magical house, a giant in the library,and some red eleves...the party still has no anwers.<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won't you? Don’t lick that orc dudes wounds! ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8152</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 167: "Live from Dragon Con"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-167-live-from-dragon-con--15881496</link><description><![CDATA[Finally, the show you have all been waiting so long for is now here! The Geek I/O Show LIVE at this years Dragon Con! Join CJ, Jarred, Raul and Rachel as they give you all of the regular shenanigans that you know and love from The Geek I/O Show. Plus they rap up the Winter Movie Smackdown! Who won? Tune in to find out!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/10/15/the-geek-io-show-episode-167-live-from-dragon-con</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881496/the_geek_io_show_episode_167_live_from_dragon_con.mp3" length="62998256" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Finally, the show you have all been waiting so long for is now here! The Geek I/O Show LIVE at this years Dragon Con! Join CJ, Jarred, Raul and Rachel as they give you all of the regular shenanigans that you know and love from The Geek I/O Show. Plus...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Finally, the show you have all been waiting so long for is now here! The Geek I/O Show LIVE at this years Dragon Con! Join CJ, Jarred, Raul and Rachel as they give you all of the regular shenanigans that you know and love from The Geek I/O Show. Plus they rap up the Winter Movie Smackdown! Who won? Tune in to find out!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3938</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dragoncon,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gamer Geeks Episode 2: Funky Kong is the Best Kong</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gamer-geeks-episode-2-funky-kong-is-the-best-kong--15881503</link><description><![CDATA[Next EA Access Free Games Xbox One<a href="http://bit.ly/2dg90iA" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dg90iA</a><br /><br />WarforthePlanet of the Apes Game Coming to Consoles <a href="http://bit.ly/2dH0RXu" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dH0RXu</a><br /><br />Bethesda now says PS4 will have mods <a href="http://bit.ly/2dSHxEw" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dSHxEw</a><br /><br />PS4 Pro still not better than PC <a href="http://bit.ly/2dXl4TR" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dXl4TR</a><br /><br />SW Battlefront VRTrailer PSVR <a href="http://bit.ly/2d3BsFS" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2d3BsFS</a><br /><br />LOL Pro Suspended Toxic Chat <a href="http://bit.ly/2el6VDM" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2el6VDM</a><br /><br />PKS&M Pokemon S&M size is 26,215 blocks or 3.2G <a href="http://bit.ly/2dg8Bwv" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dg8Bwv</a><br /><br />SWTOR new expansion trailer <a href="http://bit.ly/2dR77Kl" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dR77Kl</a> Overwatch does Halloween <a href="http://bit.ly/2d3Ba1r" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2d3Ba1r</a><br /><br />WOW gets more subs (rumor) due to Legion <a href="http://bit.ly" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly</a>/2d0GKSi HOTS: News <a href="http://blizz.ly/2dPXl9f" rel="noopener">http://blizz.ly/2dPXl9f</a><br /><br />Cryptozoic to release Train Heist <a href="http://bit.ly/2d3BzkA" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2d3BzkA</a><br /><br />LOL board game Mechs Vs. Minions releasing next week (10/13/16) <a href="http://riot.com/2ciiaat" rel="noopener">http://riot.com/2ciiaat</a><br /><br />CJ Naruto Shippude 4,The Legend of Heroes:Trails in the Sky (60 MR),Pokemon Shuffle (iOS) Raul:They Bleed Pixels,Oxenfree, DK94 Bren:Mafia III,DantheMan(60mr)<br /><br /><a href="mailto:geekioshow@gmail.com">geekioshow@gmail.com</a> - put “Gamer Geeks” in the subject line<br /><br />Facebook&Twitter are /geekioshow Geek hotline! 727-489-4335, that’s 727-489-GEEK Support us and the entire network at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/geekio" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/geekio</a><br /><br />Join us November 5 for 24 hours of gaming FOR THE KIDS! <a href="http://www.geek-io.net/extralife" rel="noopener">www.geek-io.net/extralife</a><br /><br />Make sure you check out our Youtube channel at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/geekioshow" rel="noopener">www.youtube.com/geekioshow</a> for our tabletop Gamer Geeks Video show (which will be simulcast on our Twitch channel at <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a> ) where I am joined by some of the coolest people and we play a different game every week, and of course we are live Sundays at 9 PM ET, 8 PM CT over at <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a> - where not only this show is, but also our Geek IO Show, especially on Mana Pool (our D&D 5th edition live play podcast) weeks is on Thursdays at 10 PM ET and also Raul and I (and others) do streaming most days around 6 PM ET]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/10/11/gamer-geeks-episode-2-funky-kong-is-the-best-kong</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2016 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881503/gamer_geeks_episode_2_funky_kong_is_the_best_kong.mp3" length="77987552" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Next EA Access Free Games Xbox Onehttp://bit.ly/2dg90iA

WarforthePlanet of the Apes Game Coming to Consoles http://bit.ly/2dH0RXu

Bethesda now says PS4 will have mods http://bit.ly/2dSHxEw

PS4 Pro still not better than PC http://bit.ly/2dXl4TR...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Next EA Access Free Games Xbox One<a href="http://bit.ly/2dg90iA" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dg90iA</a><br /><br />WarforthePlanet of the Apes Game Coming to Consoles <a href="http://bit.ly/2dH0RXu" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dH0RXu</a><br /><br />Bethesda now says PS4 will have mods <a href="http://bit.ly/2dSHxEw" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dSHxEw</a><br /><br />PS4 Pro still not better than PC <a href="http://bit.ly/2dXl4TR" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dXl4TR</a><br /><br />SW Battlefront VRTrailer PSVR <a href="http://bit.ly/2d3BsFS" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2d3BsFS</a><br /><br />LOL Pro Suspended Toxic Chat <a href="http://bit.ly/2el6VDM" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2el6VDM</a><br /><br />PKS&M Pokemon S&M size is 26,215 blocks or 3.2G <a href="http://bit.ly/2dg8Bwv" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dg8Bwv</a><br /><br />SWTOR new expansion trailer <a href="http://bit.ly/2dR77Kl" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2dR77Kl</a> Overwatch does Halloween <a href="http://bit.ly/2d3Ba1r" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2d3Ba1r</a><br /><br />WOW gets more subs (rumor) due to Legion <a href="http://bit.ly" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly</a>/2d0GKSi HOTS: News <a href="http://blizz.ly/2dPXl9f" rel="noopener">http://blizz.ly/2dPXl9f</a><br /><br />Cryptozoic to release Train Heist <a href="http://bit.ly/2d3BzkA" rel="noopener">http://bit.ly/2d3BzkA</a><br /><br />LOL board game Mechs Vs. Minions releasing next week (10/13/16) <a href="http://riot.com/2ciiaat" rel="noopener">http://riot.com/2ciiaat</a><br /><br />CJ Naruto Shippude 4,The Legend of Heroes:Trails in the Sky (60 MR),Pokemon Shuffle (iOS) Raul:They Bleed Pixels,Oxenfree, DK94 Bren:Mafia III,DantheMan(60mr)<br /><br /><a href="mailto:geekioshow@gmail.com">geekioshow@gmail.com</a> - put “Gamer Geeks” in the subject line<br /><br />Facebook&Twitter are /geekioshow Geek hotline! 727-489-4335, that’s 727-489-GEEK Support us and the entire network at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/geekio" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/geekio</a><br /><br />Join us November 5 for 24 hours of gaming FOR THE KIDS! <a href="http://www.geek-io.net/extralife" rel="noopener">www.geek-io.net/extralife</a><br /><br />Make sure you check out our Youtube channel at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/geekioshow" rel="noopener">www.youtube.com/geekioshow</a> for our tabletop Gamer Geeks Video show (which will be simulcast on our Twitch channel at <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a> ) where I am joined by some of the coolest people and we play a different game every week, and of course we are live Sundays at 9 PM ET, 8 PM CT over at <a href="http://www.twitch.tv/geekioshow" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv/geekioshow</a> - where not only this show is, but also our Geek IO Show, especially on Mana Pool (our D&D 5th edition live play podcast) weeks is on Thursdays at 10 PM ET and also Raul and I (and others) do streaming most days around 6 PM ET]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4875</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blizzard,geeki/o,podcast,video games</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #172 - R&amp;R - Goosebumps - "Flopping like a Magicarp"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-172-r-r-goosebumps-flopping-like-a-magicarp--15881498</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re ranting and reviewing the 2015 spooktacular file Goosebumps!  Why?  Because October.  So grab your six inch or footlong ghoul and tuck in.<br /><br />We discussed #NotBiff, the horrific b-movie version of Inkheart, they don’t die when you break them, the Google school bus future, Lorane is a trigger for you, redneck to daddy voice, he’s just a dude, not meeting your lowest expectations, and just call me an audiophile.  Plus!  MacGyver the hell out of that bus!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Because really Danny Elfman, you’re better than this.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/10/08/the-geek-io-show-172--rr--goosebumps--flopping-like-a-magicarp</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881498/the_geek_io_show_172_rr_goosebumps_flopping_like_a_magicarp.mp3" length="81805623" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re ranting and reviewing the 2015 spooktacular file Goosebumps!  Why?  Because October.  So grab your six inch or footlong ghoul and tuck in.

We discussed #NotBiff, the horrific b-movie version of Inkheart, they...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re ranting and reviewing the 2015 spooktacular file Goosebumps!  Why?  Because October.  So grab your six inch or footlong ghoul and tuck in.<br /><br />We discussed #NotBiff, the horrific b-movie version of Inkheart, they don’t die when you break them, the Google school bus future, Lorane is a trigger for you, redneck to daddy voice, he’s just a dude, not meeting your lowest expectations, and just call me an audiophile.  Plus!  MacGyver the hell out of that bus!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Because really Danny Elfman, you’re better than this.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5113</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,goosebumps,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gamer Geeks Episode 1: I spent $?? On a mobile game</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gamer-geeks-episode-1-i-spent-on-a-mobile-game--15881513</link><description><![CDATA[Xbone sales up 1000% <a href="http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-sales-rise-almost-1000-in-uk-following-sl/1100-6444030/" rel="noopener">http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-sales-rise-almost-1000-in-uk-following-sl/1100-6444030/</a><br /><br />RUMOR:Destiny 2 headed to PC, will not support your current characters<a href="http://www.gamespot.com/articles/destiny-2-headed-to-pc-may-feature-more-populated-/1100-6443976" rel="noopener">http://www.gamespot.com/articles/destiny-2-headed-to-pc-may-feature-more-populated-/1100-6443976</a>/ NoMan'sSky underinvestigation by UK's advertising standards authority<a href="http://www.gamespot.com/articles/no-mans-sky-being-investigated-over-misleading-adv/1100-6443994/http://www.forbes.com/sites/archenemy/2016/09/30/no-mans-sky-facing-investigation/#7898364b506d" rel="noopener">http://www.gamespot.com/articles/no-mans-sky-being-investigated-over-misleading-adv/1100-6443994/http://www.forbes.com/sites/archenemy/2016/09/30/no-mans-sky-facing-investigation/#7898364b506d</a><br /><br />Bikers coming to GTAVOnline Oct 4th <a href="http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52666/gta-online-bikers-coming-october-4th" rel="noopener">http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52666/gta-online-bikers-coming-october-4th</a><br /><br />Mafia 3 will not be made available to press prior to release October 7th<a href="http://www.polygon.com/2016/9/30/13124366/mafia-3-review-time" rel="noopener">http://www.polygon.com/2016/9/30/13124366/mafia-3-review-time</a><br /><br />TwitchPrime <a href="https://twitch.amazon.com" rel="noopener">https://twitch.amazon.com</a>/prime GalGun on PC<a href="https://www.destructoid.com/gal-gun-is-bringing-its-schoolgirl-satisfying-shenanigans-to-steam-386753" rel="noopener">https://www.destructoid.com/gal-gun-is-bringing-its-schoolgirl-satisfying-shenanigans-to-steam-386753</a>.phtml PlayStation Plus:Free games for October <a href="http://blog.us.playstation.com/2016/09/28/playstation-plus-free-games-for-october-2016/" rel="noopener">http://blog.us.playstation.com/2016/09/28/playstation-plus-free-games-for-october-2016/</a><br /><br />Diablo 3 Season 7 ending Oct14th, season 8 starts Oct.21<a href="http://www.diablofans.com/news/48828-season-7-ends-october-14th-season-8-starts-october" rel="noopener">http://www.diablofans.com/news/48828-season-7-ends-october-14th-season-8-starts-october</a><br /><br />Blizzard droping Battle.net name <a href="https://www.engadget.com/2016/09/21/blizzard-dropping-battle-net-name/" rel="noopener">https://www.engadget.com/2016/09/21/blizzard-dropping-battle-net-name/</a><br /><br />VP Chris Metzen Retires<a href="https://www.destructoid.com/blizzard-legend-and-vp-chris-metzen-retires-from-company-386579.phtml" rel="noopener">https://www.destructoid.com/blizzard-legend-and-vp-chris-metzen-retires-from-company-386579.phtml</a><br /><br />Welcome Bundle$4.99 for 10 Classic Packs and 1 random Class Legendary 6.1.3 Balance Change <a href="http://us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/blog/20303031" rel="noopener">http://us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/blog/20303031</a><br /><br />CJ:Asdivine Chronicles(iOS),Omega Quintet (PS4),ThrowdownThe Quest for Cards(60 MR)Raul:ThrowdownTQR,Harmonia (60 MR),Song of the Deep(60 MR)Bren:PocketPolitics,TheTribe(4.99)Retro:CJ’sPick:Game:DuckTales(PC)(WooHoo)Originally:NESYear:1989Genre:Platformer]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/10/05/gamer-geeks-episode-1-i-spent-on-a-mobile-game</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2016 22:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881513/gamer_geeks_episode_1_i_spent_on_a_mobile_game.mp3" length="79923536" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Xbone sales up 1000% http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-sales-rise-almost-1000-in-uk-following-sl/1100-6444030/

RUMOR:Destiny 2 headed to PC, will not support your current...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Xbone sales up 1000% <a href="http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-sales-rise-almost-1000-in-uk-following-sl/1100-6444030/" rel="noopener">http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-sales-rise-almost-1000-in-uk-following-sl/1100-6444030/</a><br /><br />RUMOR:Destiny 2 headed to PC, will not support your current characters<a href="http://www.gamespot.com/articles/destiny-2-headed-to-pc-may-feature-more-populated-/1100-6443976" rel="noopener">http://www.gamespot.com/articles/destiny-2-headed-to-pc-may-feature-more-populated-/1100-6443976</a>/ NoMan'sSky underinvestigation by UK's advertising standards authority<a href="http://www.gamespot.com/articles/no-mans-sky-being-investigated-over-misleading-adv/1100-6443994/http://www.forbes.com/sites/archenemy/2016/09/30/no-mans-sky-facing-investigation/#7898364b506d" rel="noopener">http://www.gamespot.com/articles/no-mans-sky-being-investigated-over-misleading-adv/1100-6443994/http://www.forbes.com/sites/archenemy/2016/09/30/no-mans-sky-facing-investigation/#7898364b506d</a><br /><br />Bikers coming to GTAVOnline Oct 4th <a href="http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52666/gta-online-bikers-coming-october-4th" rel="noopener">http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52666/gta-online-bikers-coming-october-4th</a><br /><br />Mafia 3 will not be made available to press prior to release October 7th<a href="http://www.polygon.com/2016/9/30/13124366/mafia-3-review-time" rel="noopener">http://www.polygon.com/2016/9/30/13124366/mafia-3-review-time</a><br /><br />TwitchPrime <a href="https://twitch.amazon.com" rel="noopener">https://twitch.amazon.com</a>/prime GalGun on PC<a href="https://www.destructoid.com/gal-gun-is-bringing-its-schoolgirl-satisfying-shenanigans-to-steam-386753" rel="noopener">https://www.destructoid.com/gal-gun-is-bringing-its-schoolgirl-satisfying-shenanigans-to-steam-386753</a>.phtml PlayStation Plus:Free games for October <a href="http://blog.us.playstation.com/2016/09/28/playstation-plus-free-games-for-october-2016/" rel="noopener">http://blog.us.playstation.com/2016/09/28/playstation-plus-free-games-for-october-2016/</a><br /><br />Diablo 3 Season 7 ending Oct14th, season 8 starts Oct.21<a href="http://www.diablofans.com/news/48828-season-7-ends-october-14th-season-8-starts-october" rel="noopener">http://www.diablofans.com/news/48828-season-7-ends-october-14th-season-8-starts-october</a><br /><br />Blizzard droping Battle.net name <a href="https://www.engadget.com/2016/09/21/blizzard-dropping-battle-net-name/" rel="noopener">https://www.engadget.com/2016/09/21/blizzard-dropping-battle-net-name/</a><br /><br />VP Chris Metzen Retires<a href="https://www.destructoid.com/blizzard-legend-and-vp-chris-metzen-retires-from-company-386579.phtml" rel="noopener">https://www.destructoid.com/blizzard-legend-and-vp-chris-metzen-retires-from-company-386579.phtml</a><br /><br />Welcome Bundle$4.99 for 10 Classic Packs and 1 random Class Legendary 6.1.3 Balance Change <a href="http://us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/blog/20303031" rel="noopener">http://us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/blog/20303031</a><br /><br />CJ:Asdivine Chronicles(iOS),Omega Quintet (PS4),ThrowdownThe Quest for Cards(60 MR)Raul:ThrowdownTQR,Harmonia (60 MR),Song of the Deep(60 MR)Bren:PocketPolitics,TheTribe(4.99)Retro:CJ’sPick:Game:DuckTales(PC)(WooHoo)Originally:NESYear:1989Genre:Platformer]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4996</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blizzard,geek i/o,steam,video games,xbox</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #171 / The Mana Pool #24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-171-the-mana-pool-24--15881499</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool. As the Dragon and Flame Giant cause havoc on Red Larch, the heroes prepare themselves to take them down. <br /><br />They select yo tokens and grab their boner actions, and the heroes try everything to take down these monsters. Shen, Gram and Grunkus charge in, while Lamonea turns into Matthew McConisandler and Dory tries to blow kisses at them. With a little help from their friends, the heroes take down the monsters! Lamonea revives everyone and now the heroes are left to come up with a plan to what to do next!<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won't you? You can shoots him!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/10/04/the-geek-io-show-171-the-mana-pool-24</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881499/the_geek_io_show_171_the_mana_pool_24.mp3" length="156235373" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool. As the Dragon and Flame Giant cause havoc on Red Larch, the heroes prepare themselves to take them down. 

They select yo tokens and grab their boner actions,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool. As the Dragon and Flame Giant cause havoc on Red Larch, the heroes prepare themselves to take them down. <br /><br />They select yo tokens and grab their boner actions, and the heroes try everything to take down these monsters. Shen, Gram and Grunkus charge in, while Lamonea turns into Matthew McConisandler and Dory tries to blow kisses at them. With a little help from their friends, the heroes take down the monsters! Lamonea revives everyone and now the heroes are left to come up with a plan to what to do next!<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won't you? You can shoots him!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9765</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 170: "Thanks Yahoo"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-170-thanks-yahoo--15881502</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew is back and we kick it old school with a bit of geeky news and a guest! Brenden Moench (from Gamer Geeks) joins us.<br /><br />We discussed; Bumper interruptions, making music things, more legion goodness, making the switch to the new iPhone, dumb people playing with dangerous animals, real world paperwork, Zootopia: Crime Files and CJ's weaboo update, scientists rescued from polar bears in Arctic, YouTubers Agitated Over Crowdsourced Content Moderation, the full Yahoo experience, and North Korea tech news!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? It's like a dog marinated in yoohoo eaten by a polar bear.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/09/26/the-geek-io-show-episode-170-thanks-yahoo</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881502/the_geek_io_show_episode_170_thanks_yahoo.mp3" length="98164545" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew is back and we kick it old school with a bit of geeky news and a guest! Brenden Moench (from Gamer Geeks) joins us.

We discussed; Bumper interruptions, making music things, more legion goodness, making the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew is back and we kick it old school with a bit of geeky news and a guest! Brenden Moench (from Gamer Geeks) joins us.<br /><br />We discussed; Bumper interruptions, making music things, more legion goodness, making the switch to the new iPhone, dumb people playing with dangerous animals, real world paperwork, Zootopia: Crime Files and CJ's weaboo update, scientists rescued from polar bears in Arctic, YouTubers Agitated Over Crowdsourced Content Moderation, the full Yahoo experience, and North Korea tech news!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? It's like a dog marinated in yoohoo eaten by a polar bear.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6136</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,news,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #169 / The Mana Pool #23</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-169-the-mana-pool-23--15881507</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back into The Mana Pool.<br /><br />Shen and Gronkus return from Riverguard Keep to find a ravaged Red Larch. The party was not met with a warm reception, as the town had seen multiple attacks since they were gone and Shen and Gronkus had to explain why Davdak and Saltaba did not return. <br /><br />While Shen and Gronkus were checking in with the authorities, they met two intresting characters in the mayoral chambers. They met Gram, the human...man, and Lamonea (Lemon), the redneck winged tiefling.  Also Dory in yet another random form. The new party went out to find out where all of the attacks were coming from.<br /><br />And in true clif-hanger fasion, a random Fire Giant and Young Red Dragon appeared and were ready for battle!<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool won’t you? I Be All Gronkus In There!<br /><br /> ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/09/20/the-geek-io-show-169-the-mana-pool-23</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881507/the_geek_io_show_169_the_mana_pool_23.mp3" length="139278351" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back into The Mana Pool.

Shen and Gronkus return from Riverguard Keep to find a ravaged Red Larch. The party was not met with a warm reception, as the town had seen multiple...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back into The Mana Pool.<br /><br />Shen and Gronkus return from Riverguard Keep to find a ravaged Red Larch. The party was not met with a warm reception, as the town had seen multiple attacks since they were gone and Shen and Gronkus had to explain why Davdak and Saltaba did not return. <br /><br />While Shen and Gronkus were checking in with the authorities, they met two intresting characters in the mayoral chambers. They met Gram, the human...man, and Lamonea (Lemon), the redneck winged tiefling.  Also Dory in yet another random form. The new party went out to find out where all of the attacks were coming from.<br /><br />And in true clif-hanger fasion, a random Fire Giant and Young Red Dragon appeared and were ready for battle!<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool won’t you? I Be All Gronkus In There!<br /><br /> ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8705</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 168: "Bulbasaur breakdancing with pikachu"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-168-bulbasaur-breakdancing-with-pikachu--15881509</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew is back in town and it is time for our  Dragon*Con recap!<br /><br />We also discussed; Mr Robot goodness, revisiting the orginal Pokemon anime, WOW Legion madness, The Bee Movie dunbness, You Can’t Ask That, Aussie news quiz shows among other fun times like schooling, vacationing and moving houses. <br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show...won't you? Party like I just don’t care … anymore!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/09/13/the-geek-io-show-episode-168-bulbasaur-breakdancing-with-pikachu</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881509/the_geek_io_show_episode_168_bulbasaur_breakdancing_with_pikachu.mp3" length="104900813" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew is back in town and it is time for our  Dragon*Con recap!

We also discussed; Mr Robot goodness, revisiting the orginal Pokemon anime, WOW Legion madness, The Bee Movie dunbness, You Can’t Ask That, Aussie news...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, the crew is back in town and it is time for our  Dragon*Con recap!<br /><br />We also discussed; Mr Robot goodness, revisiting the orginal Pokemon anime, WOW Legion madness, The Bee Movie dunbness, You Can’t Ask That, Aussie news quiz shows among other fun times like schooling, vacationing and moving houses. <br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show...won't you? Party like I just don’t care … anymore!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6557</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dragoncon,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #166 / The Mana Pool #22</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-166-the-mana-pool-22--15881508</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to a very special episode of The Mana Pool.<br /><br />Our DM, CJ Boat as he walks Raul Garza and Dale Campbell in creating two new characters from the ground up. Also the players get a full tutorial in Roll20.  <br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool won’t you? Sorry, No Humans Allowed!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/08/30/the-geek-io-show-166-the-mana-pool-22</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881508/the_mana_pool_22_big_old_beefy_barbarian.mp3" length="145502619" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to a very special episode of The Mana Pool.

Our DM, CJ Boat as he walks Raul Garza and Dale Campbell in creating two new characters from the ground up. Also the players get a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to a very special episode of The Mana Pool.<br /><br />Our DM, CJ Boat as he walks Raul Garza and Dale Campbell in creating two new characters from the ground up. Also the players get a full tutorial in Roll20.  <br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool won’t you? Sorry, No Humans Allowed!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9094</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #165: Rants &amp; Reviews: Suicide Squad</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-165-rants-reviews-suicide-squad--15881512</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek IO Show, we quit joking around, and get bad! It’s our Rant & Review of Suicide Squad! Did it make assassination look fun, or make out with army men?<br /><br /> <br /><br />We go into depth on Warner Brothers’ latest superhero outing, trying to piece together all of the swiss cheese plotholes, boomerang baterangs, butt wiggles, and knob fiddling goodness. We discuss the movie trying to be Guardians, but only getting Avengers 2, Entrantresses’ flaling arms, #NeverSausage and much more!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Join us on The Geek IO Rant & Review won’t you? We talk about anything else before hitting up the TITOs.<br /><br /><br /><br />Though, seriously, did he really have to wiggle to get down there?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/08/23/the-geek-io-show-165-rants-reviews-suicide-squad</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2016 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881512/the_geek_io_show_165_rants_reviews_suicide_squad.mp3" length="119857436" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek IO Show, we quit joking around, and get bad! It’s our Rant &amp; Review of Suicide Squad! Did it make assassination look fun, or make out with army men?

 

We go into depth on Warner Brothers’ latest superhero outing, trying to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek IO Show, we quit joking around, and get bad! It’s our Rant & Review of Suicide Squad! Did it make assassination look fun, or make out with army men?<br /><br /> <br /><br />We go into depth on Warner Brothers’ latest superhero outing, trying to piece together all of the swiss cheese plotholes, boomerang baterangs, butt wiggles, and knob fiddling goodness. We discuss the movie trying to be Guardians, but only getting Avengers 2, Entrantresses’ flaling arms, #NeverSausage and much more!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Join us on The Geek IO Rant & Review won’t you? We talk about anything else before hitting up the TITOs.<br /><br /><br /><br />Though, seriously, did he really have to wiggle to get down there?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7492</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,review,suicide squad</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 164 - "Plenty of Duct Tape in the Cosplay Room"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-164-plenty-of-duct-tape-in-the-cosplay-room--15881520</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we had a legit guest!  Kevin Bachelder joined us for annual Dragon*Con survival discussion.  All we can do is hope that Pokemon Go has prepared us.<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed going from one big con to the other big con, purple beard dye is hard to find, the Blastoise in the habitrail, that guy can run in heels, doing hipster stuff, going to hell with Doom, what may be too much anime, failing to use Craig, rubbing elbows with podcast greats at CreateCon, who wants a Whalburger, the corn machine, how to un-download something, peeing next to James Gunn, and #AlwaysTheBigSpoon.  Plus!  Wait!  There’s a Twitter for that!<br /><br /><br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Starring: Margot Robbie’s Booty]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/08/14/the-geek-io-show-episode-164--plenty-of-duct-tape-in-the-cosplay-room</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2016 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881520/the_geek_io_show_episode_164_plenty_of_duct_tape_in_the_cosplay_room.mp3" length="107526428" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we had a legit guest!  Kevin Bachelder joined us for annual Dragon*Con survival discussion.  All we can do is hope that Pokemon Go has prepared us.

 

We discussed going from one big con to the other big con, purple...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we had a legit guest!  Kevin Bachelder joined us for annual Dragon*Con survival discussion.  All we can do is hope that Pokemon Go has prepared us.<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed going from one big con to the other big con, purple beard dye is hard to find, the Blastoise in the habitrail, that guy can run in heels, doing hipster stuff, going to hell with Doom, what may be too much anime, failing to use Craig, rubbing elbows with podcast greats at CreateCon, who wants a Whalburger, the corn machine, how to un-download something, peeing next to James Gunn, and #AlwaysTheBigSpoon.  Plus!  Wait!  There’s a Twitter for that!<br /><br /><br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Starring: Margot Robbie’s Booty]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6721</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dragoncon,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Small Screen Spoiler Show Special: OitNB Season 4 Roundup</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/small-screen-spoiler-show-special-oitnb-season-4-roundup--15881505</link><description><![CDATA[Join CJ Boat and Dale Campbell as they spoil you on the entire 4th season of the Netflix Original: Orange is the New Black! Just as a reminder, we are going to spoil the listed shows and anything prior to the show! For example, if we talk about season 2 episode 21 of a show, anything 20 and before are up for debate. We will try to not spoil the “Next time on” that most shows do.  If you haven’t watched, or don’t want to be spoiled, on the following shows, please come back later.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/08/12/small-screen-spoiler-show-special-oitnb-season-4-roundup</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881505/small_screen_spoiler_show_special_oitnb_season_4_roundup.mp3" length="95139781" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join CJ Boat and Dale Campbell as they spoil you on the entire 4th season of the Netflix Original: Orange is the New Black! Just as a reminder, we are going to spoil the listed shows and anything prior to the show! For example, if we talk about season...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join CJ Boat and Dale Campbell as they spoil you on the entire 4th season of the Netflix Original: Orange is the New Black! Just as a reminder, we are going to spoil the listed shows and anything prior to the show! For example, if we talk about season 2 episode 21 of a show, anything 20 and before are up for debate. We will try to not spoil the “Next time on” that most shows do.  If you haven’t watched, or don’t want to be spoiled, on the following shows, please come back later.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5947</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast,s4</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 163: “Forgettable Night of Passion”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-163-forgettable-night-of-passion--15881522</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, it was the annual Cards Against Humanity live play for CJ’s annual birthday.  Bring on the breakfast breadsticks because it’s time for Operation: Golden Showers.<br /><br /> <br /><br />The general horribleness you expect from from Cards Against Humanity ensued.  Terrible things were said.  Boris the Soviet Love Hammer showed up.  There was a bathtub of kale.  Mutherf#$&ering soccer!<br /><br /><br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Just remember to never doubt the donkey sauce.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/08/08/the-geek-io-show-episode-163-forgettable-night-of-passion</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2016 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881522/the_geek_io_show_episode_163_forgettable_night_of_passion.mp3" length="111974736" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, it was the annual Cards Against Humanity live play for CJ’s annual birthday.  Bring on the breakfast breadsticks because it’s time for Operation: Golden Showers.

 

The general horribleness you expect from from Cards...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, it was the annual Cards Against Humanity live play for CJ’s annual birthday.  Bring on the breakfast breadsticks because it’s time for Operation: Golden Showers.<br /><br /> <br /><br />The general horribleness you expect from from Cards Against Humanity ensued.  Terrible things were said.  Boris the Soviet Love Hammer showed up.  There was a bathtub of kale.  Mutherf#$&ering soccer!<br /><br /><br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Just remember to never doubt the donkey sauce.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6999</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #162 - "All you need is Flash, Flash is all you need"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-162-all-you-need-is-flash-flash-is-all-you-need--15881516</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we had a deep felt heart love of geeky discussion.  You want some macadamia nuts with your macadamia nuts?  I am the king of the geeks!<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed the Pokemon that isn’t praised like Jesus, salty dragon nuts, a Preacher and Mr. Robot S4 minisode, Inferno is alright...it’s fine, Pokemon Conquest, Undertale, the surprisingly high number of good child actors in Stranger Things, what’s an Iron Kingdom, taking class in an A/V Closet, Kung-fu Panda TCG: it’s a thing!, Team Instinct: The Team of Poor Life Choices, I wear my geek, Poison Ivy is the Hermione of Gotham, casual boats, stuck on the P, one of those two did come out of my mouth, and a Disney Parks quiz!  Plus!  Don’t shoot the Pokemon trainers!<br /><br /><br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than Wood Rectangle Tower Game.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/07/30/the-geek-io-show-162--all-you-need-is-flash-flash-is-all-you-need</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2016 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881516/the_geek_io_show_162_all_you_need_is_flash_flash_is_all_you_need.mp3" length="119174964" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, we had a deep felt heart love of geeky discussion.  You want some macadamia nuts with your macadamia nuts?  I am the king of the geeks!

 

We discussed the Pokemon that isn’t praised like Jesus, salty dragon nuts, a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, we had a deep felt heart love of geeky discussion.  You want some macadamia nuts with your macadamia nuts?  I am the king of the geeks!<br /><br /> <br /><br />We discussed the Pokemon that isn’t praised like Jesus, salty dragon nuts, a Preacher and Mr. Robot S4 minisode, Inferno is alright...it’s fine, Pokemon Conquest, Undertale, the surprisingly high number of good child actors in Stranger Things, what’s an Iron Kingdom, taking class in an A/V Closet, Kung-fu Panda TCG: it’s a thing!, Team Instinct: The Team of Poor Life Choices, I wear my geek, Poison Ivy is the Hermione of Gotham, casual boats, stuck on the P, one of those two did come out of my mouth, and a Disney Parks quiz!  Plus!  Don’t shoot the Pokemon trainers!<br /><br /><br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than Wood Rectangle Tower Game.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7449</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #161 / The Mana Pool #21</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-161-the-mana-pool-21--15881519</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool. The party continues their adventure of at the Riverguard Keep...and it wasn’t without a challenge.<br /><br />The party used their best skills to attempt to enter the castle but; Davdak found some rocks, Dory found a moat with water in it and Minthra found nothing. So the party continued with another plan, attempting to find a back door. Until Dory snuck off to dip her toe in the moat and disappeared and trouble appeared. The party was taken hostage where Saltaba was touched from arch rival. The party attempted a #genasilivesmatter protest...with some tragic results.<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you? You will be sparkling in the sunset!<br /><br /> ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/07/23/the-geek-io-show-161-the-mana-pool-21</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2016 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881519/the_mana_pool_21_a_tale_of_gelatinous_cubes_and_baby_beholders.mp3" length="119217190" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool. The party continues their adventure of at the Riverguard Keep...and it wasn’t without a challenge.

The party used their best skills to attempt to enter the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool. The party continues their adventure of at the Riverguard Keep...and it wasn’t without a challenge.<br /><br />The party used their best skills to attempt to enter the castle but; Davdak found some rocks, Dory found a moat with water in it and Minthra found nothing. So the party continued with another plan, attempting to find a back door. Until Dory snuck off to dip her toe in the moat and disappeared and trouble appeared. The party was taken hostage where Saltaba was touched from arch rival. The party attempted a #genasilivesmatter protest...with some tragic results.<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you? You will be sparkling in the sunset!<br /><br /> ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7452</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 160: "Hugh Jackman playing Pokemon Go"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-160-hugh-jackman-playing-pokemon-go--15881681</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, things are geeky as usual for episode one-sexty.  We were geeking out about all sorts of things from Pokey man to a tiny NES.  Things got real blue, real fast.<br /><br />We discussed that tablet feels cheap and the camera is bad, but it’s only $40, Angry Birds Epic, missing that one cable, Zombicide, a lot of cosplay on a lot less CJ, so excited about hipster hotels, the speeding demon top, Tinder according to Dale, super liking Pikachu, the 10 year lie, ain’t no Pokemon worth 105º, snipe them with love, hurting but not slicing, and Pokemania including a quiz!  Plus!  That creepy guy with the beard I saw on Tinder once!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than a virgin donkey punch.<br /><br /> ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/07/17/the-geek-io-show-episode-160-hugh-jackman-playing-pokemon-go</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881681/the_geek_io_show_episode_160_hugh_jackman_playing_pokemon_go.mp3" length="118055510" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, things are geeky as usual for episode one-sexty.  We were geeking out about all sorts of things from Pokey man to a tiny NES.  Things got real blue, real fast.

We discussed that tablet feels cheap and the camera is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, things are geeky as usual for episode one-sexty.  We were geeking out about all sorts of things from Pokey man to a tiny NES.  Things got real blue, real fast.<br /><br />We discussed that tablet feels cheap and the camera is bad, but it’s only $40, Angry Birds Epic, missing that one cable, Zombicide, a lot of cosplay on a lot less CJ, so excited about hipster hotels, the speeding demon top, Tinder according to Dale, super liking Pikachu, the 10 year lie, ain’t no Pokemon worth 105º, snipe them with love, hurting but not slicing, and Pokemania including a quiz!  Plus!  That creepy guy with the beard I saw on Tinder once!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than a virgin donkey punch.<br /><br /> ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7379</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #159: R&amp;R: TMNT - Out of the Shadows</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-159-r-r-tmnt-out-of-the-shadows--15881521</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we give you a double show! Think of it as a TITO - A normal top half and a fun, rant and review bottom half!<br /><br />On the top half, we discuss: Meowths outside of the pub, fighting gyms at a chicken restaurant, charmanders in the closet, squirtles in the bed, fun overwatch adventures, Street Fighter V getting good, Mighty No. 9 still being bad,  RWBY Grmm Eclipse, GOT finale, awkward talk shows and SO MUCH MORE!<br /><br />On the bottom half, we deliver our long awaited rant and review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. Also, Raul puts Dale and CJ to the test on their Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knowledge.<br /><br />Join us on this double episode of The Geek I/O Show won’t you, we’ll give you arrow in a hockey mask.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/07/09/the-geek-io-show-159-rr-tmnt--out-of-the-shadows</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2016 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881521/the_geek_io_show_159_rr_tmnt_out_of_the_shadows.mp3" length="115958341" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, we give you a double show! Think of it as a TITO - A normal top half and a fun, rant and review bottom half!

On the top half, we discuss: Meowths outside of the pub, fighting gyms at a chicken restaurant, charmanders...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we give you a double show! Think of it as a TITO - A normal top half and a fun, rant and review bottom half!<br /><br />On the top half, we discuss: Meowths outside of the pub, fighting gyms at a chicken restaurant, charmanders in the closet, squirtles in the bed, fun overwatch adventures, Street Fighter V getting good, Mighty No. 9 still being bad,  RWBY Grmm Eclipse, GOT finale, awkward talk shows and SO MUCH MORE!<br /><br />On the bottom half, we deliver our long awaited rant and review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. Also, Raul puts Dale and CJ to the test on their Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knowledge.<br /><br />Join us on this double episode of The Geek I/O Show won’t you, we’ll give you arrow in a hockey mask.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7248</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #158 / The Mana Pool #20</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-158-the-mana-pool-20--15881530</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool. The party makes their adventure from Red Larch to Riverguard Keep.<br /><br /> <br /><br />The adventurers headed off once again in the caravan and on their way! But not without some surprises. Minthra activated a magical artifact that pushed the party’s trust after they woke up mysteriously in cabins. While setting up camp for the night, Minthra activated the magical artifact again to make cabins appear again. While most of the party choose to sleep in the cabins, Davdak and Dory choose to sleep out in the elements.<br /><br /><br /><br />The adventurers await a big battle at Riverguard Keep! Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you? You will appear as magical puddles.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/06/26/the-geek-io-show-158-the-mana-pool-20</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881530/the_mana_pool_20_first_i_make_my_pants_sparkle_then_i_poke_gronkus.mp3" length="105301631" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool. The party makes their adventure from Red Larch to Riverguard Keep.

 

The adventurers headed off once again in the caravan and on their way! But not without...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool. The party makes their adventure from Red Larch to Riverguard Keep.<br /><br /> <br /><br />The adventurers headed off once again in the caravan and on their way! But not without some surprises. Minthra activated a magical artifact that pushed the party’s trust after they woke up mysteriously in cabins. While setting up camp for the night, Minthra activated the magical artifact again to make cabins appear again. While most of the party choose to sleep in the cabins, Davdak and Dory choose to sleep out in the elements.<br /><br /><br /><br />The adventurers await a big battle at Riverguard Keep! Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you? You will appear as magical puddles.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6582</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 157: #E32016 Round table</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-157-e32016-round-table--15881523</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, while CJ is off galavanting among geeks, we’re galavanting among ourselves to do some good ol’ geeky game talk.  We’re going to give you the full Twilight Princess treatment. <br /><br />We discussed all the E3 things, releasing the release dates, no more buttons for you, put him to sleep or shoot him in the head, Sony makes Dale grumpy, there’s a whole lot of VR going on, the reason you now want a Wii U, Dad of War, Codename: Scorpio, E3 attendance is down, Stardew Valley on all of the things, the old man parade, and housewives, of course.  Plus! #BigBottom!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show E3 roundup, won’t you?  You can take us with a bag of salt.<br /><br /> ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/06/19/the-geek-io-show-episode-157-e32016-round-table</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2016 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881523/the_geek_io_show_episode_157_e32016_round_table.mp3" length="85630387" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, while CJ is off galavanting among geeks, we’re galavanting among ourselves to do some good ol’ geeky game talk.  We’re going to give you the full Twilight Princess treatment. 

We discussed all the E3 things, releasing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, while CJ is off galavanting among geeks, we’re galavanting among ourselves to do some good ol’ geeky game talk.  We’re going to give you the full Twilight Princess treatment. <br /><br />We discussed all the E3 things, releasing the release dates, no more buttons for you, put him to sleep or shoot him in the head, Sony makes Dale grumpy, there’s a whole lot of VR going on, the reason you now want a Wii U, Dad of War, Codename: Scorpio, E3 attendance is down, Stardew Valley on all of the things, the old man parade, and housewives, of course.  Plus! #BigBottom!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show E3 roundup, won’t you?  You can take us with a bag of salt.<br /><br /> ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5352</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,e3,e32016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #156 / The Mana Pool #19</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-156-the-mana-pool-19--15881524</link><description><![CDATA[Season 2 Premiere! This week on the Geek I/O Show, it's time for the season 2 Premiere of the Mana Pool, where Davdak and Saltaba find themselves saying goodbye to their fallen friends. They also find their way back to Red Larch, as Davdak received an ascending regarding some troubles that lay in the town...and trouble there was. The town is in lockdown in an attempt to find the missing king.  The adventurers attempt to investigate, but are met by two new friends. Also, Davdak and Saltaba get some weapon upgrades like no other.<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool won't you? We'll make you find your missing coin.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/06/12/the-geek-io-show-156-the-mana-pool-19</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2016 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881524/the_mana_pool_19_lord_twilight_pantaloons.mp3" length="104573569" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Season 2 Premiere! This week on the Geek I/O Show, it's time for the season 2 Premiere of the Mana Pool, where Davdak and Saltaba find themselves saying goodbye to their fallen friends. They also find their way back to Red Larch, as Davdak received an...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Season 2 Premiere! This week on the Geek I/O Show, it's time for the season 2 Premiere of the Mana Pool, where Davdak and Saltaba find themselves saying goodbye to their fallen friends. They also find their way back to Red Larch, as Davdak received an ascending regarding some troubles that lay in the town...and trouble there was. The town is in lockdown in an attempt to find the missing king.  The adventurers attempt to investigate, but are met by two new friends. Also, Davdak and Saltaba get some weapon upgrades like no other.<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool won't you? We'll make you find your missing coin.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6536</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 155: "Eat. Sleep. Breathe. 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You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you parti]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/06/06/the-geek-io-show-episode-155-eat-sleep-breathe-game-design</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2016 12:35:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881529/the_geek_io_show_episode_155_eat_sleep_breathe_game_design.mp3" length="117350564" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-0trPUsADqA?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we had ourselves a legit guest: Jason Miceli from Geek Fever Games!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-0trPUsADqA?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we had ourselves a legit guest: Jason Miceli from Geek Fever Games!  He geeked out with us and then displayed his array of games.  You’re gonna wanna play them all.  We do.<br />We discussed the beautiful Black Fleet, our own personal Tony Stark, Sentinel Tactics, the biggest whore of the Facebook group, Overwatch talk, daddy’s Stardew Valley time, getting involved in the Tampa Bay geek community, Batman v Superman lives up to the bad press, a big pile of anime, the slow motion nut jab, the wheels on the bus are so metal, hail Mars, and chronological is easiest for my brain.  Plus!  Is she a Spike or a Timmy?<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than the Hasbro waiting game.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you parti]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7335</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 154: "Budlong 2024"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-154-budlong-2024--15881526</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/JwPpX4K_2yA?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re doing it old school style.  Three hosts, geek news talk, and an appearance from Budlong to boot.  It’s a regular meat party party meat.<br />We discussed work woes and back pain like old men, what exactly is a dirty chai, finding zend in Stardew Valley, the Overwatch experience, the Minute Men won’t leave Budlong alone, what it takes to run for president, how to have fun with Hearthstone, actual asians in The Ghost in the Shell movie, less voices than normal, you can buy a wallaby, lots of air quotes going on, and it’s your car now bees.  Plus!  A zord of a certain size!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  If you can talk, feel free to slur.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/05/28/the-geek-io-show-episode-154-budlong-2024</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2016 23:09:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881526/the_geek_io_show_episode_154_budlong_2024.mp3" length="67389869" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/JwPpX4K_2yA?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re doing it old school style.  Three hosts, geek news talk, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/JwPpX4K_2yA?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re doing it old school style.  Three hosts, geek news talk, and an appearance from Budlong to boot.  It’s a regular meat party party meat.<br />We discussed work woes and back pain like old men, what exactly is a dirty chai, finding zend in Stardew Valley, the Overwatch experience, the Minute Men won’t leave Budlong alone, what it takes to run for president, how to have fun with Hearthstone, actual asians in The Ghost in the Shell movie, less voices than normal, you can buy a wallaby, lots of air quotes going on, and it’s your car now bees.  Plus!  A zord of a certain size!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  If you can talk, feel free to slur.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4212</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #153 / The Mana Pool #18 - God Call</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-153-the-mana-pool-18-god-call--15881525</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/TKoBZ_63MNI?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This time on the Mana Pool, things get a little bit serious as the team faces down the mighty Hellenrae face-to-face.  What will happen when he unleashes his whole power? The team will never be the same again. <br />Join us on the Mana Pool, won't you? You won't wake up in a puddle of red velvet!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/05/23/the-geek-io-show-153-the-mana-pool-18--god-call</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2016 17:08:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881525/the_mana_pool_18_god_call.mp3" length="74853329" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/TKoBZ_63MNI?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This time on the Mana Pool, things get a little bit serious as the team faces down the mighty...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/TKoBZ_63MNI?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This time on the Mana Pool, things get a little bit serious as the team faces down the mighty Hellenrae face-to-face.  What will happen when he unleashes his whole power? The team will never be the same again. <br />Join us on the Mana Pool, won't you? You won't wake up in a puddle of red velvet!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4679</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #152 - Rant and Review - Captain America: Civil War - "Paul Bettany in Purple Face</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-152-rant-and-review-captain-america-civil-war-paul-bettany-in-purple-face--15881540</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/TimG_p2buxM?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re reviewing Captain America: Civil War.  We are a geek podcast network, after all.  We were obligated to pick all of the nits.<br />We discussed Spider-Man having more fun, the perfect amount of Ant-Man, Hawkeye is definitely the worst dad ever, the super awkward Aunt May date we want to see, there is no one more metro than Vision, Scarlet Witch is way OP, scrolling to the top, confusing time tables, thanking our brain farts, and dat international lag doe.  Plus!  Your CGI is showing!<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It takes time, not wine, to digest.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/05/16/the-geek-io-show-152--rant-and-review--captain-america-civil-war--paul-bettany-in-purple-face</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2016 02:56:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881540/the_geek_io_show_152_rant_and_review_captain_america_civil_war_paul_bettany_in_purple_face.mp3" length="93563253" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/TimG_p2buxM?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re reviewing Captain America: Civil War.  We are a geek podcast...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/TimG_p2buxM?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re reviewing Captain America: Civil War.  We are a geek podcast network, after all.  We were obligated to pick all of the nits.<br />We discussed Spider-Man having more fun, the perfect amount of Ant-Man, Hawkeye is definitely the worst dad ever, the super awkward Aunt May date we want to see, there is no one more metro than Vision, Scarlet Witch is way OP, scrolling to the top, confusing time tables, thanking our brain farts, and dat international lag doe.  Plus!  Your CGI is showing!<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It takes time, not wine, to digest.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5848</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>captain,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show # 151 - Small Soldiers Spoilers Show</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-151-small-soldiers-spoilers-show--15881534</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uT3dZ5RmLv8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re reviewing the highly concentrated 90s movie Small Soldiers.  Grab your mash-up mix tape.  This is going to be radical.<br />We discussed missing Phil Hartman forever, the surprising amount of famous people in this movie, Chuck the Gorgonite, the cat and the flaming tennis ball, the Better Call Saul connection, the Buffy connection, Kevin Dunn is always the dad, understanding toys, Bing Bong makes it better, Tom Morello: Guitar Hero, and the greatest cover of “War” ever made.  Plus!  I know what that means now!<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than nostalgia heartburn.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/05/10/the-geek-io-show-151--small-soldiers-spoilers-show</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2016 19:42:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881534/the_geek_io_show_151_small_soldiers_spoilers_show.mp3" length="72816476" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uT3dZ5RmLv8?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re reviewing the highly concentrated 90s movie Small Soldiers.  Grab...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uT3dZ5RmLv8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re reviewing the highly concentrated 90s movie Small Soldiers.  Grab your mash-up mix tape.  This is going to be radical.<br />We discussed missing Phil Hartman forever, the surprising amount of famous people in this movie, Chuck the Gorgonite, the cat and the flaming tennis ball, the Better Call Saul connection, the Buffy connection, Kevin Dunn is always the dad, understanding toys, Bing Bong makes it better, Tom Morello: Guitar Hero, and the greatest cover of “War” ever made.  Plus!  I know what that means now!<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than nostalgia heartburn.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4552</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcasr</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 150: "Don’t swipe me! Get off my lawn!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-150-don-t-swipe-me-get-off-my-lawn--15881527</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/6PI_YJcQOs0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dale, Jarred and Raul sit down and talk about what geeky things they have been up to in the recent past and share some geeky news from around the web!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!<br /><br /><br />We want to welcome our newest spon]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/05/04/the-geek-io-show-episode-150-dont-swipe-me-get-off-my-lawn</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2016 00:50:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881527/the_geek_io_show_episode_150_dont_swipe_me_get_off_my_lawn.mp3" length="88343778" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/6PI_YJcQOs0?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







Dale, Jarred and Raul sit down and talk about what geeky things they have been up to in the recent...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/6PI_YJcQOs0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dale, Jarred and Raul sit down and talk about what geeky things they have been up to in the recent past and share some geeky news from around the web!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!<br /><br /><br />We want to welcome our newest spon]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5522</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 149: Geek I/O Plays Rocket League</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-149-geek-i-o-plays-rocket-league--15881539</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/2iVasCEMiZU?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="640" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dale, Jarred, and Raul decide to play some Rocket League while CJ is out.<br />Join in the fun and things get crazy!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!<br /><br /><br /><br />We want to welcome our newest sponsors:]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/04/28/the-geek-io-show-episode-149-geek-io-plays-rocket-league</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2016 01:59:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881539/the_geek_io_show_episode_149_geek_io_plays_rocket_league.mp3" length="92103736" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/2iVasCEMiZU?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="640" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







Dale, Jarred, and Raul decide to play some Rocket League while CJ is out.
Join in the fun and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/2iVasCEMiZU?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="640" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dale, Jarred, and Raul decide to play some Rocket League while CJ is out.<br />Join in the fun and things get crazy!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!<br /><br /><br /><br />We want to welcome our newest sponsors:]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5757</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 148: "The 2016 Summer Movie Smackdown Auction"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-148-the-2016-summer-movie-smackdown-auction--15881528</link><description><![CDATA[The time has come for another summer movie smackdown!  Raul, Dale, Jarred, Rachel, and special guest contender (and last summer's winner) Mara put down their bids for a chance at smackdown glory.  With some unprecedented $5 buys, this summer promises to be full of surprises.  Who will be victorious?  Let the 2016 Summer Move Smackdown begin!<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/04/16/the-geek-io-show-episode-148-the-2016-summer-movie-smackdown-auction</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2016 12:34:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881528/the_geek_io_show_episode_148_the_2016_summer_movie_smackdown_auction.mp3" length="67465951" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The time has come for another summer movie smackdown!  Raul, Dale, Jarred, Rachel, and special guest contender (and last summer's winner) Mara put down their bids for a chance at smackdown glory.  With some unprecedented $5 buys, this summer promises...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The time has come for another summer movie smackdown!  Raul, Dale, Jarred, Rachel, and special guest contender (and last summer's winner) Mara put down their bids for a chance at smackdown glory.  With some unprecedented $5 buys, this summer promises to be full of surprises.  Who will be victorious?  Let the 2016 Summer Move Smackdown begin!<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4217</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io.podcast,smackdown</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #147 / The Mana Pool #17: "Critical Love Tap"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-147-the-mana-pool-17-critical-love-tap--15881535</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/24hdx8oufBw?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> Join your DM CJ Boat and the adventurers, Raul Garza, Andy Young and Dale Campbell as they continue their journey in the world of Dungeons and Dragons: 5th Edition.?<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/04/14/the-geek-io-show-147-the-mana-pool-17-critical-love-tap</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2016 09:10:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881535/the_mana_pool_17_critical_love_tap.mp3" length="84070978" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/24hdx8oufBw?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







 Join your DM CJ Boat and the adventurers, Raul Garza, Andy Young and Dale Campbell as they...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/24hdx8oufBw?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> Join your DM CJ Boat and the adventurers, Raul Garza, Andy Young and Dale Campbell as they continue their journey in the world of Dungeons and Dragons: 5th Edition.?<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5255</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 146: "Sex Toy Strapped to Your Face"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-146-sex-toy-strapped-to-your-face--15881536</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FbiNZGRh0zA?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on the Geek IO Show, we were joined by the one and only Justin Robert Young of diamonclub.tv! We talk Hearthstone, Dragon Con memories, how DVDs are the next LaserDisk, killing dragons and kissing unicorns, navel-gazing horse poop monologues, wienerspenising each others wieners,  and confusing tangles of lies!<br />So, join us on The Geek IO Show, won't you? It's better than having angry BDSM people giving you the stink eye!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/03/25/the-geek-io-show-episode-146-sex-toy-strapped-to-your-face</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2016 12:18:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881536/the_geek_io_show_episode_146_sex_toy_strapped_to_your_face.mp3" length="79570397" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FbiNZGRh0zA?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on the Geek IO Show, we were joined by the one and only Justin Robert Young of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FbiNZGRh0zA?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on the Geek IO Show, we were joined by the one and only Justin Robert Young of diamonclub.tv! We talk Hearthstone, Dragon Con memories, how DVDs are the next LaserDisk, killing dragons and kissing unicorns, navel-gazing horse poop monologues, wienerspenising each others wieners,  and confusing tangles of lies!<br />So, join us on The Geek IO Show, won't you? It's better than having angry BDSM people giving you the stink eye!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4974</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show #145: Gamer Geeks Special: “Schrodinger’s Link”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-145-gamer-geeks-special-schrodinger-s-link--15881543</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FI0Wdcc5p_0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week on The Geek IO Show, CJ, Raul, and Matt are left to their own devices, so they geek out in the b3est way possible: about GAMES! They get into depth about all of the Blizzard games, including those 16 years old, Rocket League, the console wars possibly going cold, Rocket League going NCAA (or NBA Jam) and lots more!<br />So, join us won't you? It'll be better than stepping on a d4 instead of playing World of Warcraft!<br /><br />Please remember to support the network at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/geekio" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/geekio</a> and <a href="http://www.geek-io.net/support" rel="noopener">www.geek-io.net/support</a><br /><br />Show Notes<br />MP3 Archive]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/03/19/the-geek-io-show-145-gamer-geeks-special-schrodingers-link</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2016 02:00:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881543/the_geek_io_show_145_gamer_geeks_special_schrodingers_link.mp3" length="84151529" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FI0Wdcc5p_0?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

This week on The Geek IO Show, CJ, Raul, and Matt are left to their own devices, so they geek out in the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FI0Wdcc5p_0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week on The Geek IO Show, CJ, Raul, and Matt are left to their own devices, so they geek out in the b3est way possible: about GAMES! They get into depth about all of the Blizzard games, including those 16 years old, Rocket League, the console wars possibly going cold, Rocket League going NCAA (or NBA Jam) and lots more!<br />So, join us won't you? It'll be better than stepping on a d4 instead of playing World of Warcraft!<br /><br />Please remember to support the network at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/geekio" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/geekio</a> and <a href="http://www.geek-io.net/support" rel="noopener">www.geek-io.net/support</a><br /><br />Show Notes<br />MP3 Archive]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5260</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,email,geek,microsoft,tech</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #144: Rant and Review: CT:HR - Sword of Destiny: "My Weeaboo is Showing"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-144-rant-and-review-ct-hr-sword-of-destiny-my-weeaboo-is-showing--15881538</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/G81lAOZGlLg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re reviewing another Netflix original.  This time we watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (our longest title ever)!  It was definitely okay.<br />We discussed CJ drooling, too much blazing flame, the five iron amigos, crouching Tigger, hidden Pooh, Leo the metal guy, we make them pretty down under, The Transformers: Jem and the Holograms, kung fu movie tropes, what the wine was asking, and a special visit from the voice of Netflix.  Plus!  The sword of destiny is a machete!<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than putting the sword in the snake hole.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/03/14/the-geek-io-show-144-rant-and-review-cthr--sword-of-destiny-my-weeaboo-is-showing</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2016 02:37:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881538/the_geek_io_show_144_rant_and_review_cthr_sword_of_destiny_my_weeaboo_is_showing.mp3" length="71069096" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/G81lAOZGlLg?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re reviewing another Netflix original.  This time we watched...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/G81lAOZGlLg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re reviewing another Netflix original.  This time we watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (our longest title ever)!  It was definitely okay.<br />We discussed CJ drooling, too much blazing flame, the five iron amigos, crouching Tigger, hidden Pooh, Leo the metal guy, we make them pretty down under, The Transformers: Jem and the Holograms, kung fu movie tropes, what the wine was asking, and a special visit from the voice of Netflix.  Plus!  The sword of destiny is a machete!<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than putting the sword in the snake hole.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4442</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #143 / The Mana Pool #16 - "Give ‘em the thunder slap"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-143-the-mana-pool-16-give-em-the-thunder-slap--15881547</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/IRTrsmjH6k0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time for more Mana Pool goodness.  The party get’s all magiced up, and it’s time to get our hands dirty and start punching some minotaurs.<br />After enjoying and recovering from Kia’s farewell party (complete with lesbian wind dancers), Dricu forgets his prayers, Davdak does some sweet arrow tricks, Saltaba tries and fails to set a half-pheonix on fire, and all the animals love Dhalgren now.  With their new ally Al the mage, they storm the evil earth temple to do 30 million damage.  Will any more party members be lost?  Will they all be lost?  Tune in to find out!<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  It’s better than the Ice Age movie no one asked for.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/03/10/the-geek-io-show-143-the-mana-pool-16--give-em-the-thunder-slap</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2016 09:57:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881547/the_mana_pool_16_give_em_the_thunder_slap.mp3" length="98176690" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/IRTrsmjH6k0?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time for more Mana Pool goodness.  The party get’s all magiced...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/IRTrsmjH6k0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time for more Mana Pool goodness.  The party get’s all magiced up, and it’s time to get our hands dirty and start punching some minotaurs.<br />After enjoying and recovering from Kia’s farewell party (complete with lesbian wind dancers), Dricu forgets his prayers, Davdak does some sweet arrow tricks, Saltaba tries and fails to set a half-pheonix on fire, and all the animals love Dhalgren now.  With their new ally Al the mage, they storm the evil earth temple to do 30 million damage.  Will any more party members be lost?  Will they all be lost?  Tune in to find out!<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  It’s better than the Ice Age movie no one asked for.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6137</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 142: "America was founded by hipsters"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-142-america-was-founded-by-hipsters--15881542</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5Z7SNHYTRQY?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re having a birthday celebration for the Amaze-on Darrell Shayler!  The man was live with us!  Time zones be damned!  We also had our friends and former hosts Jared Budlong and Alex Schoell join in on the chaos.  Speaking of genitals, things got a bit...chaotic.<br /><br />We discussed being big blue ballless, Deadpool and unicorns, Heroes of the Storm, Fire Emblem Fates, Final Fantasy XIV addictions, Pensacon, Hulk when Hulk’s not a Hulk, the satisfying click, droppin’ dem pounds, sexy pen box, the irregular hose, extra nibs, magical girl vs Cthulhu, senzu beans for three years, giant squirrel nuts, Alex’s many awesome projects, Love Day, arse wrapped in glitter, Budlong in the middle, seeing eye squirrel, Netflix and shake, and cement is heavy.  Plus!  You can fit and eight foot 4x4 in a Prius!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We were new world before it was cool.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like abo]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/03/01/the-geek-io-show-episode-142-america-was-founded-by-hipsters</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2016 01:08:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881542/the_geek_io_show_episode_142_america_was_founded_by_hipsters.mp3" length="119612177" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5Z7SNHYTRQY?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re having a birthday celebration for the Amaze-on Darrell...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5Z7SNHYTRQY?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re having a birthday celebration for the Amaze-on Darrell Shayler!  The man was live with us!  Time zones be damned!  We also had our friends and former hosts Jared Budlong and Alex Schoell join in on the chaos.  Speaking of genitals, things got a bit...chaotic.<br /><br />We discussed being big blue ballless, Deadpool and unicorns, Heroes of the Storm, Fire Emblem Fates, Final Fantasy XIV addictions, Pensacon, Hulk when Hulk’s not a Hulk, the satisfying click, droppin’ dem pounds, sexy pen box, the irregular hose, extra nibs, magical girl vs Cthulhu, senzu beans for three years, giant squirrel nuts, Alex’s many awesome projects, Love Day, arse wrapped in glitter, Budlong in the middle, seeing eye squirrel, Netflix and shake, and cement is heavy.  Plus!  You can fit and eight foot 4x4 in a Prius!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We were new world before it was cool.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like abo]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7476</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #141 / The Mana Pool #15: "I'm an elf now!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-141-the-mana-pool-15-i-m-an-elf-now--15881549</link><description><![CDATA[EDITOR'S NOTE -  Due to Hangout on Air difficulties, the video is divided into two parts! ENJOY!<br />Part 1 -<br /> scrolling="no" src="http://player.twitch.tv/?video=v47445668" width="620" frameborder="0" height="378">Watch live video from GeekIOShow on <a href="http://www.twitch.tv" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv</a><br />Part 2 -<br /> scrolling="no" src="http://player.twitch.tv/?video=v47459876" width="620" frameborder="0" height="378">Watch live video from GeekIOShow on <a href="http://www.twitch.tv" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv</a><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool.  We were synced up despite the internet lag and everything will be great...other than the funeral.<br />We gazed in awe at the most greenest green you have ever greened and bid farewell to our comrade Kai.  Our hearts heavy, we celebrated Kai with Fire! Fire! Fire!, Dricu hit the dance floor, Dhalgren’s spider sense tingled, Saltaba couldn’t find anything to burn, and we said goodnight to Captain Sparkelpants. There was also the elf god guy, the other fairy, and a weird wind dance thing.  We were all pretty winded.<br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  We will...never mind...I won’t reveal my secrets.<br /><br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount yo]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/02/24/the-geek-io-show-141-the-mana-pool-15-im-an-elf-now</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2016 15:26:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881549/the_mana_pool_15_im_an_elf_now.mp3" length="106266741" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>EDITOR'S NOTE -  Due to Hangout on Air difficulties, the video is divided into two parts! ENJOY!
Part 1 -
 scrolling="no" src="http://player.twitch.tv/?video=v47445668" width="620" frameborder="0" height="378"&gt;Watch live video from GeekIOShow on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[EDITOR'S NOTE -  Due to Hangout on Air difficulties, the video is divided into two parts! ENJOY!<br />Part 1 -<br /> scrolling="no" src="http://player.twitch.tv/?video=v47445668" width="620" frameborder="0" height="378">Watch live video from GeekIOShow on <a href="http://www.twitch.tv" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv</a><br />Part 2 -<br /> scrolling="no" src="http://player.twitch.tv/?video=v47459876" width="620" frameborder="0" height="378">Watch live video from GeekIOShow on <a href="http://www.twitch.tv" rel="noopener">www.twitch.tv</a><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool.  We were synced up despite the internet lag and everything will be great...other than the funeral.<br />We gazed in awe at the most greenest green you have ever greened and bid farewell to our comrade Kai.  Our hearts heavy, we celebrated Kai with Fire! Fire! Fire!, Dricu hit the dance floor, Dhalgren’s spider sense tingled, Saltaba couldn’t find anything to burn, and we said goodnight to Captain Sparkelpants. There was also the elf god guy, the other fairy, and a weird wind dance thing.  We were all pretty winded.<br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  We will...never mind...I won’t reveal my secrets.<br /><br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount yo]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6642</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #140: Rant and Review: Undercover Brother: "Why is double team skyrocketing?"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-140-rant-and-review-undercover-brother-why-is-double-team-skyrocketing--15881551</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ffFuP0z67KM?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to rant and review the 2002 classic(?) comedy Undercover Brother.  Lando is not Colin Powell.  Solid.<br />We discussed our first real sex string, the line he said after jiggling his balls, gelatinized chubby monkey, our token minority, I think that was a real helicopter, the most famous James Brown, Chris Kattan hissy fits, this is not Taco Bell, and super flash animation.  Plus!  Who was in charge of the mayonnaise?<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than Double Team 2: The Dennis Rodmaning.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/02/15/the-geek-io-show-140-rant-and-review-undercover-brother-why-is-double-team-skyrocketing</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2016 19:51:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881551/the_geek_io_show_140_rant_and_review_undercover_brother_why_is_double_team_skyrocketing.mp3" length="81207997" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ffFuP0z67KM?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to rant and review the 2002 classic(?) comedy Undercover...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ffFuP0z67KM?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to rant and review the 2002 classic(?) comedy Undercover Brother.  Lando is not Colin Powell.  Solid.<br />We discussed our first real sex string, the line he said after jiggling his balls, gelatinized chubby monkey, our token minority, I think that was a real helicopter, the most famous James Brown, Chris Kattan hissy fits, this is not Taco Bell, and super flash animation.  Plus!  Who was in charge of the mayonnaise?<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than Double Team 2: The Dennis Rodmaning.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5076</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #139 / The Mana Pool #14: "Map Shenanigans"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-139-the-mana-pool-14-map-shenanigans--15881562</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/AGWh2VGwQc0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s Mana Pool time!  The party is back right where we left them: surrounded by enemies and ready to fight for their lives!  So, a punchy guy and a stabby guy walk into a cave…<br /><br />Saltaba brings the smack talk and finally get’s to light things on fire, Davdak works his dagger and rolls 20 on the wrong end, Dhalgren takes many punches, Kai shoves it in his mouth and drinks it, and Dricu explodes a rock knight’s face.  The battle rages on, and ultimately we made the eagles cry.  No more drinks?  No!  More drinks!<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  You’ll get a bonus and a bon-bon.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/02/08/the-geek-io-show-139-the-mana-pool-14-map-shenanigans</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2016 01:34:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881562/the_mana_pool_14_map_shenanigans.mp3" length="112914799" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/AGWh2VGwQc0?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s Mana Pool time!  The party is back right where we left them:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/AGWh2VGwQc0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s Mana Pool time!  The party is back right where we left them: surrounded by enemies and ready to fight for their lives!  So, a punchy guy and a stabby guy walk into a cave…<br /><br />Saltaba brings the smack talk and finally get’s to light things on fire, Davdak works his dagger and rolls 20 on the wrong end, Dhalgren takes many punches, Kai shoves it in his mouth and drinks it, and Dricu explodes a rock knight’s face.  The battle rages on, and ultimately we made the eagles cry.  No more drinks?  No!  More drinks!<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  You’ll get a bonus and a bon-bon.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7058</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 138: "Gave Her The Geek Hotline"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-138-gave-her-the-geek-hotline--15881552</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/wC23zG4KTjg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is back!  Let him regale you with his tales of woe, adventure, morphine, and inappropriate comments.  It’s going to be interesting.  Gobble gobble mutherf#$%er!<br /><br /><br />We discussed removing your stomach through your vagina, a BICs worth of food, hot nurses, morphine, and Jessica Jones does not mix, spending more time than you should on Rollercoaster Tycoon, Final Fantasy XIV, sexy razer keyboards on the cheap, what oxygen smells like, getting derailed by Aussie treats, delicious foam colored foam drink, truckloads of time, the mustard guy and the box by itself, and how I dugged a Dale and ate his Tim Tams.  Plus!  What we did when we hung out at Disney IRL!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll be your reverse wingman anytime.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/02/01/the-geek-io-show-episode-138-gave-her-the-geek-hotline</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2016 02:31:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881552/the_geek_io_show_episode_138_gave_her_the_geek_hotline.mp3" length="109474996" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/wC23zG4KTjg?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is back!  Let him regale you with his tales of woe, adventure,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/wC23zG4KTjg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is back!  Let him regale you with his tales of woe, adventure, morphine, and inappropriate comments.  It’s going to be interesting.  Gobble gobble mutherf#$%er!<br /><br /><br />We discussed removing your stomach through your vagina, a BICs worth of food, hot nurses, morphine, and Jessica Jones does not mix, spending more time than you should on Rollercoaster Tycoon, Final Fantasy XIV, sexy razer keyboards on the cheap, what oxygen smells like, getting derailed by Aussie treats, delicious foam colored foam drink, truckloads of time, the mustard guy and the box by itself, and how I dugged a Dale and ate his Tim Tams.  Plus!  What we did when we hung out at Disney IRL!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll be your reverse wingman anytime.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6843</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #137: Rant and Review: The Ridiculous 6: "All of my Friends...and Vanilla Ice"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-137-rant-and-review-the-ridiculous-6-all-of-my-friends-and-vanilla-ice--15881559</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/J6az000SAEU?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is away.  So, the gang decides to watch a terrible movie in his absence, and we picked a doozy:  The Donkey Diarrhea Movie...er...The Ridiculous 6!<br />We can’t get off of Taylor Lautner, have a hate-hate relationship with Luke Wilson, puff-puff pass the peace pipe, that magic tumbleweed is kind of impressive, 50 shades of dates, pretty credits, dump, and space baseball.  Plus!  A million ways to die in the west syndrome!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Will the movie be the suck on suck we expected it to be?  Tune in to find out.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/01/26/the-geek-io-show-137-rant-and-review-the-ridiculous-6-all-of-my-friendsand-vanilla-ice</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2016 13:48:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881559/the_geek_io_show_137_rant_and_review_the_ridiculous_6_all_of_my_friendsand_vanilla_ice.mp3" length="92873611" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/J6az000SAEU?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is away.  So, the gang decides to watch a terrible movie in his...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/J6az000SAEU?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is away.  So, the gang decides to watch a terrible movie in his absence, and we picked a doozy:  The Donkey Diarrhea Movie...er...The Ridiculous 6!<br />We can’t get off of Taylor Lautner, have a hate-hate relationship with Luke Wilson, puff-puff pass the peace pipe, that magic tumbleweed is kind of impressive, 50 shades of dates, pretty credits, dump, and space baseball.  Plus!  A million ways to die in the west syndrome!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Will the movie be the suck on suck we expected it to be?  Tune in to find out.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5805</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,io,netflix,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #136 / The Mana Pool #13: "Return The Goodbye"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-136-the-mana-pool-13-return-the-goodbye--15881550</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/puUYcVPT3Xs?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back in the Mana Pool.  We may have been purple manned in the last round, but we somehow managed to survive and it’s time to celebrate and take a much needed rest.  The vacation is short lived, however, as darkness looms on the horizon.<br />Dhalgren let’s loose, Saltaba get’s a typhoon hangover, Davdak sparkles up the room, and Dricu get’s all the ladies.  Still, that evil temple radiating evil needs to be investigated, so our team packs a sammich and hits the skies.  Kai’s eagle eyes are at the ready, and the gang takes to the skies.  What awaits them there?  Tune in to find out!  Plus!  Who’s a praying mantis?<br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  Hey you’re a dragon, and this is crazy...but here’s my amulet, so call me maybe?<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you pa]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/01/15/the-geek-io-show-136-the-mana-pool-13-return-the-goodbye</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2016 20:22:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881550/the_mana_pool_13_return_the_goodbye.mp3" length="98861347" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/puUYcVPT3Xs?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back in the Mana Pool.  We may have been purple manned in the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/puUYcVPT3Xs?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back in the Mana Pool.  We may have been purple manned in the last round, but we somehow managed to survive and it’s time to celebrate and take a much needed rest.  The vacation is short lived, however, as darkness looms on the horizon.<br />Dhalgren let’s loose, Saltaba get’s a typhoon hangover, Davdak sparkles up the room, and Dricu get’s all the ladies.  Still, that evil temple radiating evil needs to be investigated, so our team packs a sammich and hits the skies.  Kai’s eagle eyes are at the ready, and the gang takes to the skies.  What awaits them there?  Tune in to find out!  Plus!  Who’s a praying mantis?<br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  Hey you’re a dragon, and this is crazy...but here’s my amulet, so call me maybe?<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you pa]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6179</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 135: "Tight with the Environment"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-135-tight-with-the-environment--15881557</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/yCajvTb7ltQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />2016 is here! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!<br /><br />This week on the Geek I/O Show, CJ and Dale (in the same room) and Raul (Jaz is out on vacation) were joined by one of the awesome masterminds behind Greater Than Games and writer of Sentinel Comics, Christopher Badell.<br /><br />The great return of CJ (and Dale) try weird stuff on the air returned and CJ really does not like salty things in his mouth! We also discussed: Dale’s obsession for American Mac and Cheese, Waking up with a sports bra in your lap, The final ever Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights, Dale in Disney, CJ tries stand up comedy for the first time, Trolls in GTA V online, Brandon Sanderson novels and Japanese Vita games.<br />We also geeked out with Christopher about...him and Greater Than Games. Plus, we talked about some upcoming games in 2016.<br />Join us on this jam packed Geek I/O, won’t you? It will be like having an Aussie in your lounge room!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our n]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2016/01/08/the-geek-io-show-episode-135-tight-with-the-environment</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2016 14:31:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881557/the_geek_io_show_episode_135_tight_with_the_environment.mp3" length="93070942" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/yCajvTb7ltQ?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







2016 is here! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!

This week on the Geek I/O Show, CJ and Dale (in the same...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/yCajvTb7ltQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />2016 is here! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!<br /><br />This week on the Geek I/O Show, CJ and Dale (in the same room) and Raul (Jaz is out on vacation) were joined by one of the awesome masterminds behind Greater Than Games and writer of Sentinel Comics, Christopher Badell.<br /><br />The great return of CJ (and Dale) try weird stuff on the air returned and CJ really does not like salty things in his mouth! We also discussed: Dale’s obsession for American Mac and Cheese, Waking up with a sports bra in your lap, The final ever Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights, Dale in Disney, CJ tries stand up comedy for the first time, Trolls in GTA V online, Brandon Sanderson novels and Japanese Vita games.<br />We also geeked out with Christopher about...him and Greater Than Games. Plus, we talked about some upcoming games in 2016.<br />Join us on this jam packed Geek I/O, won’t you? It will be like having an Aussie in your lounge room!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our n]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5817</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2016,geek,geekio,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #134: Rant and Review - Star Wars: The Force Awakens - "The Republic Presents: The</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-134-rant-and-review-star-wars-the-force-awakens-the-republic-presents-the--15881556</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/O8hCTqB6iqg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, you though we were on Christmas holiday?  Well, we took a break from our merriment to talk about something very important:  Star Wars.  We discussed The Force Awakens top to bottom to top again, so jump in.  However, be warned: there are spoilers ahead.<br />The weird podcast droid discussed Po Dameron, the most interesting man in the universe, Darth Maul’s brother, conservative openings, his face is a lens flare, Super 8 Mile, the great scene wipe debate, Dale likes the scroll, hooray for characters, and no sleep, just Disney.  Plus!  The two hour handjob to Steven Spielberg!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant and Review, won’t you?  It’s better than a forced awakened colon.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/12/30/the-geek-io-show-134-rant-and-review--star-wars-the-force-awakens--the-republic-presents-the</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2015 17:12:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881556/the_geek_io_show_134_rant_and_review_star_wars_the_force_awakens_the_republic_presents_the.mp3" length="105516922" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/O8hCTqB6iqg?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, you though we were on Christmas holiday?  Well, we took a break...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/O8hCTqB6iqg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, you though we were on Christmas holiday?  Well, we took a break from our merriment to talk about something very important:  Star Wars.  We discussed The Force Awakens top to bottom to top again, so jump in.  However, be warned: there are spoilers ahead.<br />The weird podcast droid discussed Po Dameron, the most interesting man in the universe, Darth Maul’s brother, conservative openings, his face is a lens flare, Super 8 Mile, the great scene wipe debate, Dale likes the scroll, hooray for characters, and no sleep, just Disney.  Plus!  The two hour handjob to Steven Spielberg!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant and Review, won’t you?  It’s better than a forced awakened colon.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6595</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,geekio,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 133: "Spraining Your Tongue"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-133-spraining-your-tongue--15881560</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/io7YsFaJ-RE?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s the last show of the year!  So kick back, put Jessica Jones on slow drip, and get blinded by magic as we reminisce about the geeky year that was with our special guest Matt Rumbold.<br />We discussed getting hyped for The Force Awakens, tending bars, Facebooking, dirty millennial hipsters, Heroes: Afterbirth, Christmas things, Hearthstone, Star Wars Rebels and Clone Wars, Interstellar is a beautiful, confusing, epic, wonderful movie, constand grumpy face, rainbow sparkles out the back, the sexophone and the saxophone sneaks up on you, and aisle 12 is the sex aisle.  Plus!  The hard one is coming up!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than chicken soccer and car soccer.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/12/21/the-geek-io-show-episode-133-spraining-your-tongue</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2015 15:58:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881560/the_geek_io_show_episode_133_spraining_your_tongue.mp3" length="104444438" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/io7YsFaJ-RE?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s the last show of the year!  So kick back, put Jessica Jones on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/io7YsFaJ-RE?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s the last show of the year!  So kick back, put Jessica Jones on slow drip, and get blinded by magic as we reminisce about the geeky year that was with our special guest Matt Rumbold.<br />We discussed getting hyped for The Force Awakens, tending bars, Facebooking, dirty millennial hipsters, Heroes: Afterbirth, Christmas things, Hearthstone, Star Wars Rebels and Clone Wars, Interstellar is a beautiful, confusing, epic, wonderful movie, constand grumpy face, rainbow sparkles out the back, the sexophone and the saxophone sneaks up on you, and aisle 12 is the sex aisle.  Plus!  The hard one is coming up!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than chicken soccer and car soccer.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6528</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geek,geekio,io.2015,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 132: "Seven Shotguns in Heaven"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-132-seven-shotguns-in-heaven--15881563</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/IGk_uDQNQ6U?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, things are back to normal.  Well, our definition of normal.  So sit back with your crunchy wallaby and “be sexual”.  Things are going to get geeky.<br />We discussed lots of whips and lots of nae-nae, the fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle out of Zod’s body, a Sony Christmas miracle, Inside Out and the dusty eyes, Fallout 4, ten candles, all things Disney marathon, accidentally all the marathon, Australia loves Peppa Pig, the Ocean’s Eleven of Batman, Final Fantasy VII episodes, the most watched YouTube videos, we have trailer fever, and molest the chocobo and get the tornado materia.  Plus!  I see what you did there, sneaky man!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than Loki riding on a hellbeast.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/12/14/the-geek-io-show-episode-132-seven-shotguns-in-heaven</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2015 21:33:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881563/the_geek_io_show_episode_132_seven_shotguns_in_heaven.mp3" length="101904509" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/IGk_uDQNQ6U?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, things are back to normal.  Well, our definition of normal.  So sit...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/IGk_uDQNQ6U?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, things are back to normal.  Well, our definition of normal.  So sit back with your crunchy wallaby and “be sexual”.  Things are going to get geeky.<br />We discussed lots of whips and lots of nae-nae, the fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle out of Zod’s body, a Sony Christmas miracle, Inside Out and the dusty eyes, Fallout 4, ten candles, all things Disney marathon, accidentally all the marathon, Australia loves Peppa Pig, the Ocean’s Eleven of Batman, Final Fantasy VII episodes, the most watched YouTube videos, we have trailer fever, and molest the chocobo and get the tornado materia.  Plus!  I see what you did there, sneaky man!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than Loki riding on a hellbeast.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6370</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 131 / The Mana Pool #12: "The Night of Fives"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-131-the-mana-pool-12-the-night-of-fives--15881565</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/1vZerKskzm0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back in The Mana Pool and the party has returned from one battle only to be dropped (literally) into another one.  I’m gonna rock them like a Hurricane!<br />Dhalgren almost died, Davdak almost died, Saltaba almost died, and Dricu tried to almost die while he swung his scimitar around like a big, dumb dragon.  Kia did some weird things with his things and then dropped a RAWR bomb.  The battle raged.  Friend and foe fell.  Did anyone actually die?  Tune in to find out.<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  All we want for Christmas is level 4.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/12/05/the-geek-io-show-episode-131-the-mana-pool-12-the-night-of-fives</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2015 04:04:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881565/the_mana_pool_12_the_night_of_fives.mp3" length="106030604" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/1vZerKskzm0?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back in The Mana Pool and the party has returned from one...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/1vZerKskzm0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back in The Mana Pool and the party has returned from one battle only to be dropped (literally) into another one.  I’m gonna rock them like a Hurricane!<br />Dhalgren almost died, Davdak almost died, Saltaba almost died, and Dricu tried to almost die while he swung his scimitar around like a big, dumb dragon.  Kia did some weird things with his things and then dropped a RAWR bomb.  The battle raged.  Friend and foe fell.  Did anyone actually die?  Tune in to find out.<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  All we want for Christmas is level 4.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6627</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,dnd,geek,io,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 130 / The Mana Pool #11: "Bear Buddy and a Dude in your Face"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-130-the-mana-pool-11-bear-buddy-and-a-dude-in-your-face--15881561</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/51Dvr3CeZyM?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week The Geek I/O Show, the hunt is afoot!  Things get a little crazy and nothing goes as planned when we encounter the manticore.  Longsword your thing, because we have plot progression!<br />Davdak makes some impressive shots, Saltaba finally got to light some things on fire, and Dricu stressed out his eagle.  There was sparkling menace everywhere.  Beak damage was taken.  The tank took bear form, my favorite form.  The fight raged on, and there was so much blood.  Where they victorious?  Tune in to find out?<br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  It’s better than death by glitter.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/11/21/the-geek-io-show-episode-130-the-mana-pool-11-bear-buddy-and-a-dude-in-your-face</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2015 14:03:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881561/the_mana_pool_11_bear_buddy_and_a_dude_in_your_face.mp3" length="123839378" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/51Dvr3CeZyM?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week The Geek I/O Show, the hunt is afoot!  Things get a little crazy and nothing goes as...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/51Dvr3CeZyM?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week The Geek I/O Show, the hunt is afoot!  Things get a little crazy and nothing goes as planned when we encounter the manticore.  Longsword your thing, because we have plot progression!<br />Davdak makes some impressive shots, Saltaba finally got to light some things on fire, and Dricu stressed out his eagle.  There was sparkling menace everywhere.  Beak damage was taken.  The tank took bear form, my favorite form.  The fight raged on, and there was so much blood.  Where they victorious?  Tune in to find out?<br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  It’s better than death by glitter.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7740</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 129 / The Mana Pool #10 - "Go to bed, Dricu.  You’re drunk."</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-129-the-mana-pool-10-go-to-bed-dricu-you-re-drunk--15881568</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/mxWUHQdF2jc?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to check out the view from the top of the tower!  There are things going on up there, man.  Things.<br />Dricu got his comeuppance, Dhalgren felt threatened, Davdak admired the vast valley, and Saltaba still managed to restrain his fire.  There were statues with guyliner, a BB-8 made out of fire, a weird rock thing, feasting, dancing, grumping, and dragon hugs.  Stand tall!  We built this tower on rock and thrall!<br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  We’ll bring the magic Post-It notes.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/11/17/the-geek-io-show-episode-129-the-mana-pool-10--go-to-bed-dricu-youre-drunk</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2015 02:37:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881568/the_mana_pool_10_go_to_bed_dricu_youre_drunk.mp3" length="101983523" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/mxWUHQdF2jc?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to check out the view from the top of the tower!  There...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/mxWUHQdF2jc?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to check out the view from the top of the tower!  There are things going on up there, man.  Things.<br />Dricu got his comeuppance, Dhalgren felt threatened, Davdak admired the vast valley, and Saltaba still managed to restrain his fire.  There were statues with guyliner, a BB-8 made out of fire, a weird rock thing, feasting, dancing, grumping, and dragon hugs.  Stand tall!  We built this tower on rock and thrall!<br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  We’ll bring the magic Post-It notes.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6374</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 128: "Creamy Buckets of Fear"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-128-creamy-buckets-of-fear--15881566</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GkyukvMYI9A?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, things were all vanilla.  No mana pools, rants, or reviews.  Just us being geeky with a guest, and oh what a guest.  We were joined by one of our favorite lady geeks, the talented Alexandra Schoell!  She raised the geek bar and introduced us to her new web comic “Monster” (<a href="http://monstercomic.tumblr.com/)" rel="noopener">http://monstercomic.tumblr.com/)</a>!<br />We discussed Seven Deadly Sins, YouTube bread, becoming a were-Alex at the full moon, angry oompa-loompa bands, all the Fs for Freddy, hating the dub, kids love Cinderella and Star Fox, Metal Gear Solid 5 is really Japanese, giving the longest game title award to Dragon Quest Heroes: The World Tree’s Woe and the Blight Below, Resident Evil tanks, Dale gets strange looks and a dead Nexus, does the NSA watch Twitch, pirates never sleep, the fingers and nuggets depend on the shape, and twerking on the gimpie-gimpie.  Plus!  Extra Life is THIS WEEKEND! Watch us game for 24 hours as we raise money #ForTheKids at geek-io.net/extralife!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll teach you what not to call dilldos.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a bri]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/11/07/the-geek-io-show-episode-128-creamy-buckets-of-fear</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2015 01:38:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881566/the_geek_io_show_episode_128_creamy_buckets_of_fear.mp3" length="88616327" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GkyukvMYI9A?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, things were all vanilla.  No mana pools, rants, or reviews.  Just...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GkyukvMYI9A?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, things were all vanilla.  No mana pools, rants, or reviews.  Just us being geeky with a guest, and oh what a guest.  We were joined by one of our favorite lady geeks, the talented Alexandra Schoell!  She raised the geek bar and introduced us to her new web comic “Monster” (<a href="http://monstercomic.tumblr.com/)" rel="noopener">http://monstercomic.tumblr.com/)</a>!<br />We discussed Seven Deadly Sins, YouTube bread, becoming a were-Alex at the full moon, angry oompa-loompa bands, all the Fs for Freddy, hating the dub, kids love Cinderella and Star Fox, Metal Gear Solid 5 is really Japanese, giving the longest game title award to Dragon Quest Heroes: The World Tree’s Woe and the Blight Below, Resident Evil tanks, Dale gets strange looks and a dead Nexus, does the NSA watch Twitch, pirates never sleep, the fingers and nuggets depend on the shape, and twerking on the gimpie-gimpie.  Plus!  Extra Life is THIS WEEKEND! Watch us game for 24 hours as we raise money #ForTheKids at geek-io.net/extralife!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll teach you what not to call dilldos.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a bri]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5539</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 127 / The Mana Pool: Episode 9 - "Ixnay on the Ollscray"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-127-the-mana-pool-episode-9-ixnay-on-the-ollscray--15881570</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/C6HKBcPo_iI?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the adventurers are back for another dip in the Mana Pool.  They are approaching upon the tower, and everyone was nice to each other until they weren’t.<br />After being scared by a horse sized vulture, the gang was invited in to completely bullshit everything.  Davdak sparkled and spun in the sunlight, Dhalgren was open like the sky, Saltaba resisted lighting things on fire, and Dricu got plus one sticky notes.  A poor decision is made in the heat of the moment once again.  Oy.<br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  The eagle is really loud.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/11/01/the-geek-io-show-episode-127-the-mana-pool-episode-9--ixnay-on-the-ollscray</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2015 15:06:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881570/the_mana_pool_episode_9_ixnay_on_the_ollscray.mp3" length="80699768" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/C6HKBcPo_iI?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, the adventurers are back for another dip in the Mana Pool.  They...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/C6HKBcPo_iI?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the adventurers are back for another dip in the Mana Pool.  They are approaching upon the tower, and everyone was nice to each other until they weren’t.<br />After being scared by a horse sized vulture, the gang was invited in to completely bullshit everything.  Davdak sparkled and spun in the sunlight, Dhalgren was open like the sky, Saltaba resisted lighting things on fire, and Dricu got plus one sticky notes.  A poor decision is made in the heat of the moment once again.  Oy.<br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  The eagle is really loud.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5044</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #126: Rant and Review: Batman and Robin (1996): "Fluffy pink monkey striptease"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-126-rant-and-review-batman-and-robin-1996-fluffy-pink-monkey-striptease--15881573</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-WXJgPO_MpA?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re Ranting and Reviewing 1997’s Batman & Robin.  Mostly ranting.  Is there anything redeeming about this fluffy Batman and ice cream Robin?  The forecast looks freezing.<br />We discussed the chop out the nut bit, the flying gay son, wigs on top of wigs, really cold KY Jelly, that batarang has boobs, I hope Mr. Bean can swim, this suit is chafing my ass, monkey work, and just who is this goofball?  Plus!  The best time to play the dick clip!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll show your our Bat Signal.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/10/27/the-geek-io-show-126-rant-and-review-batman-and-robin-1996-fluffy-pink-monkey-striptease</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2015 00:14:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881573/the_geek_io_show_126_rant_and_review_batman_and_robin_1996_fluffy_pink_monkey_striptease.mp3" length="81989169" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-WXJgPO_MpA?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re Ranting and Reviewing 1997’s Batman &amp; Robin.  Mostly ranting....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-WXJgPO_MpA?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re Ranting and Reviewing 1997’s Batman & Robin.  Mostly ranting.  Is there anything redeeming about this fluffy Batman and ice cream Robin?  The forecast looks freezing.<br />We discussed the chop out the nut bit, the flying gay son, wigs on top of wigs, really cold KY Jelly, that batarang has boobs, I hope Mr. Bean can swim, this suit is chafing my ass, monkey work, and just who is this goofball?  Plus!  The best time to play the dick clip!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll show your our Bat Signal.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5125</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,batman,geek,io,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode #125 / The Mana Pool #8: "Drakuu Blingbling"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-125-the-mana-pool-8-drakuu-blingbling--15881579</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/02_LjSPOECU?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to head back to The Mana Pool.  In the aftermath of the fight with the cult members, the adventures regroup and prepare to take the next step of their journey.<br /><br />Saltaba simmered down, Davdak asserted his ass, Dhalgren searched for answers, Dricu touched ‘the book’, and for once no allies died.  The angel thing guided our visions toward the Feathergale Spire to find answers to all the strange elemental happenings they’ve encountered.  Things are about to get intense.<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  It’s better than one too many black whoppers.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/10/18/the-geek-io-show-episode-125-the-mana-pool-8-drakuu-blingbling</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2015 10:46:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881579/the_mana_pool_8_drakuu_blingbling.mp3" length="82693806" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/02_LjSPOECU?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to head back to The Mana Pool.  In the aftermath of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/02_LjSPOECU?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to head back to The Mana Pool.  In the aftermath of the fight with the cult members, the adventures regroup and prepare to take the next step of their journey.<br /><br />Saltaba simmered down, Davdak asserted his ass, Dhalgren searched for answers, Dricu touched ‘the book’, and for once no allies died.  The angel thing guided our visions toward the Feathergale Spire to find answers to all the strange elemental happenings they’ve encountered.  Things are about to get intense.<br /><br />Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  It’s better than one too many black whoppers.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5169</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,io,podcast,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 124: The Winter Movie Smackdown Auction</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-124-the-winter-movie-smackdown-auction--15881571</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eAH1AYi8fYs?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />It's that time again! The Winter Movie Smackdown is here! Join your master of ceremonies and auctioneer, Mr Scott Fletcher and your auctionees; CJ Boat, Jarred Azevedo, Dale Campbell, Raul Garza, and Sekani Wright as we fight to the death...I mean go head to head to purchase movies coming out in the winter and win the Smackdown championship!<br />(Editors Note: Apologies are given for the delay in posting)<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!<br /><br /><br />Full Survey<br /><br /><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE" rel="noopener">http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE</a>$&ver=standard<br /><br />Shortened Survey<br /><br /><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-" rel="noopener">http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/10/16/the-geek-io-show-episode-124-the-winter-movie-smackdown-auction</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2015 01:39:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881571/the_geek_io_show_episode_124_the_winter_movie_smackdown_auction.mp3" length="92805957" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eAH1AYi8fYs?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







It's that time again! The Winter Movie Smackdown is here! Join your master of ceremonies and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eAH1AYi8fYs?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />It's that time again! The Winter Movie Smackdown is here! Join your master of ceremonies and auctioneer, Mr Scott Fletcher and your auctionees; CJ Boat, Jarred Azevedo, Dale Campbell, Raul Garza, and Sekani Wright as we fight to the death...I mean go head to head to purchase movies coming out in the winter and win the Smackdown championship!<br />(Editors Note: Apologies are given for the delay in posting)<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!<br /><br /><br />Full Survey<br /><br /><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE" rel="noopener">http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE</a>$&ver=standard<br /><br />Shortened Survey<br /><br /><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-" rel="noopener">http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5801</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,io,show,smackdown</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 123: "Waddling Back From the Dead"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-123-waddling-back-from-the-dead--15881577</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GmB2Cf9FA9Q?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crunch is back!  CJ is away, but Dale, Raul, and Jaz are here to bring the weekly geek.  Don’t put the coke in your buttlong.<br />We discussed cornflake sushi, becoming the local nerd club president, Quidditch is a dangerous sport, Hulk smash the marathon, Extra Life is coming, Destiny, Shovel Knight DLC, Atlas Obscura,  smelly cookies, hold on while I fix my knobs, the fluffer on set, Pebble talk, I’m pretty sure it’s for the boobies, and what we’re geeking out about as the Fall TV season starts and we discover new things to binge on Netflix.  Plus!  The super harvest blood moon end of the world!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You can’t go wrong with those uniform love panels and cheese tacos.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/10/04/the-geek-io-show-episode-123-waddling-back-from-the-dead</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2015 23:04:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881577/the_geek_io_show_episode_123_waddling_back_from_the_dead.mp3" length="74663974" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GmB2Cf9FA9Q?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crunch is back!  CJ is away, but Dale, Raul, and Jaz are here...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GmB2Cf9FA9Q?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crunch is back!  CJ is away, but Dale, Raul, and Jaz are here to bring the weekly geek.  Don’t put the coke in your buttlong.<br />We discussed cornflake sushi, becoming the local nerd club president, Quidditch is a dangerous sport, Hulk smash the marathon, Extra Life is coming, Destiny, Shovel Knight DLC, Atlas Obscura,  smelly cookies, hold on while I fix my knobs, the fluffer on set, Pebble talk, I’m pretty sure it’s for the boobies, and what we’re geeking out about as the Fall TV season starts and we discover new things to binge on Netflix.  Plus!  The super harvest blood moon end of the world!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You can’t go wrong with those uniform love panels and cheese tacos.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4667</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 122: "The Parade with the Dragon"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-122-the-parade-with-the-dragon--15881569</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/z6IaJ8oMlNo?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, things were just like old times.  The gang hang out with a real live honest-to-goodness guest!  A guest!  The insanity!  Oh yeah, it’s time for the Dragon*Con recap and our favorite hooting Dragon Age Agent Teddiliza (aka Teddi Schwartze) joined us for good times.<br />We discussed costumes, Dragon Age Inquisition, riding the train, being booed by the Diamond Club, fish dragging, vacationing with Fallout Shelter, kids don’t know what TV was like for us, riding on lightning, Destiny, the Maddest of Max, Diablo 3, CJ’s new shiny, bastard puffins, 200 episodes of Fairy Tail, the Dragonball snitch, gingerbread Joker, and the need for a giant horse weiner.  Plus!  How to escape the Dragon Crud!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s really nothing but puns.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if eno]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/09/27/the-geek-io-show-episode-122-the-parade-with-the-dragon</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2015 11:57:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881569/the_geek_io_show_episode_122_the_parade_with_the_dragon.mp3" length="88734198" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/z6IaJ8oMlNo?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, things were just like old times.  The gang hang out with a real...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/z6IaJ8oMlNo?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, things were just like old times.  The gang hang out with a real live honest-to-goodness guest!  A guest!  The insanity!  Oh yeah, it’s time for the Dragon*Con recap and our favorite hooting Dragon Age Agent Teddiliza (aka Teddi Schwartze) joined us for good times.<br />We discussed costumes, Dragon Age Inquisition, riding the train, being booed by the Diamond Club, fish dragging, vacationing with Fallout Shelter, kids don’t know what TV was like for us, riding on lightning, Destiny, the Maddest of Max, Diablo 3, CJ’s new shiny, bastard puffins, 200 episodes of Fairy Tail, the Dragonball snitch, gingerbread Joker, and the need for a giant horse weiner.  Plus!  How to escape the Dragon Crud!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s really nothing but puns.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if eno]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5546</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,dragoncon,geek,io,show</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 121 / The Mana Pool #7: "Attack On Bacon"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-121-the-mana-pool-7-attack-on-bacon--15881578</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/3Ms30Wl5Ut8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are gathered in the town square for the arrival of the King...and boy did the king arrived.<br />After the king arrived, chaos was brought upon to the town. The team had to deal the chaos and fight all 6 elements: The aspirin, bacon, heart, skull, mark and snail elements.<br /><br />Join us on Geek I/O won't you, we’re Thundering Sluts.  <br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/09/21/the-geek-io-show-episode-121-the-mana-pool-7-attack-on-bacon</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2015 02:45:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881578/the_mana_pool_7_attack_on_bacon.mp3" length="120782053" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/3Ms30Wl5Ut8?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are gathered in the town square for the arrival of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/3Ms30Wl5Ut8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we are gathered in the town square for the arrival of the King...and boy did the king arrived.<br />After the king arrived, chaos was brought upon to the town. The team had to deal the chaos and fight all 6 elements: The aspirin, bacon, heart, skull, mark and snail elements.<br /><br />Join us on Geek I/O won't you, we’re Thundering Sluts.  <br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7549</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,geekio,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show episode 120: LIVE FROM DRAGON CON 2015! "I thought you said muffins"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-120-live-from-dragon-con-2015-i-thought-you-said-muffins--15881572</link><description><![CDATA[In a live episode from Dragon Con 2015, we are joined by the one and only Cliff Haddox from iribetter.com  and we talk everything we had done at this year's Dragon Con, and what we were looking forward to the rest of the con!<br /><br />Please note, this episode will have odd sound, and some issues through the episode, but it's all right int he end. <br />Geek IO Show episode 120 audio archive]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/09/11/the-geek-io-show-episode-120-live-from-dragon-con-2015-i-thought-you-said-muffins</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2015 16:29:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881572/the_geek_io_show_episode_120_live_from_dragon_con_2015_i_thought_you_said_muffins.mp3" length="56335595" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In a live episode from Dragon Con 2015, we are joined by the one and only Cliff Haddox from iribetter.com  and we talk everything we had done at this year's Dragon Con, and what we were looking forward to the rest of the con!

Please note, this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In a live episode from Dragon Con 2015, we are joined by the one and only Cliff Haddox from iribetter.com  and we talk everything we had done at this year's Dragon Con, and what we were looking forward to the rest of the con!<br /><br />Please note, this episode will have odd sound, and some issues through the episode, but it's all right int he end. <br />Geek IO Show episode 120 audio archive]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3521</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,email,geek,microsoft,tech</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 119 / The Mana Pool #6: "Constitutional bonus"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-119-the-mana-pool-6-constitutional-bonus--15881589</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Cf5a5nZgfXc?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we grabbed our giant tube of novelty D4 to kicked back to have a level three upgrade round.  Our characters move from larpers to legit, and then we hit you with the paragraph.<br /><br />Welcome to cavelands, adventurers. Davdak added some sweet skills to his sparkly belt, Saltaba got FIREd up, Dricu filled his spell slots, and Dhalgren stopped being lawful good (WHUT?!).  The party is prepared for the next leg of their quest.  Will it be enough?  Plus! The Summer Movie Smackdown is over!  Who won awards and took home the gold?  You can now take care of your fart gas.<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than thunder next to your face.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/08/31/the-geek-io-show-episode-119-the-mana-pool-6-constitutional-bonus</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2015 16:16:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881589/the_mana_pool_6_constitutional_bonus.mp3" length="79959581" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Cf5a5nZgfXc?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we grabbed our giant tube of novelty D4 to kicked back to have a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Cf5a5nZgfXc?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we grabbed our giant tube of novelty D4 to kicked back to have a level three upgrade round.  Our characters move from larpers to legit, and then we hit you with the paragraph.<br /><br />Welcome to cavelands, adventurers. Davdak added some sweet skills to his sparkly belt, Saltaba got FIREd up, Dricu filled his spell slots, and Dhalgren stopped being lawful good (WHUT?!).  The party is prepared for the next leg of their quest.  Will it be enough?  Plus! The Summer Movie Smackdown is over!  Who won awards and took home the gold?  You can now take care of your fart gas.<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than thunder next to your face.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4998</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dnd,geek,io.2015,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 118 / Mana Pool #5: "Caught on Fire...and Exploded"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-118-mana-pool-5-caught-on-fire-and-exploded--15881575</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/XANWqdsYuyY?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’ve taken down Daddy Zombear and entered the inner chamber of Lance Rock to face our first boss battle.  Things actually go really well, and then they don’t.<br />Pour one out on your head for my homie and check for traps.  Make the fairy cry.  Make the dungeon master grumble.  Flame up your magic missiles.  Let your magic arrows fly.  Beware the swirling darkness.  Boom boom pow.  One choice changes the story.  What is it?  Tune in to find out!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  The king is coming.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/08/23/the-geek-io-show-episode-118-mana-pool-5-caught-on-fireand-exploded</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2015 03:14:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881575/mana_pool_episode_5_caught_on_fireand_exploded.mp3" length="85563156" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/XANWqdsYuyY?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’ve taken down Daddy Zombear and entered the inner chamber of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/XANWqdsYuyY?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’ve taken down Daddy Zombear and entered the inner chamber of Lance Rock to face our first boss battle.  Things actually go really well, and then they don’t.<br />Pour one out on your head for my homie and check for traps.  Make the fairy cry.  Make the dungeon master grumble.  Flame up your magic missiles.  Let your magic arrows fly.  Beware the swirling darkness.  Boom boom pow.  One choice changes the story.  What is it?  Tune in to find out!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  The king is coming.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5348</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dnd,geek.2015,geekio,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 117: "Deathmatch Quidditch"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-117-deathmatch-quidditch--15881576</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/SIeuN3fPBVo?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined by the one and only Kevin Bachelder who helps us to prepare us for Dragon Con 2015!<br />We also discussed: Have a real shower, $200 shoes, Quaffle the hole, CJ’s secret planning, Inside Out Bubbles, Spider Man is renewing his Vows, Fantastic Four, Rising Thunder and Dale mounting pink broomsticks<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’re doing it hot style!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/08/16/the-geek-io-show-episode-117-deathmatch-quidditch</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2015 11:37:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881576/the_geek_io_show_episode_117_deathmatch_quidditch.mp3" length="86925652" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/SIeuN3fPBVo?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







The week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined by the one and only Kevin Bachelder who helps us to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/SIeuN3fPBVo?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The week on The Geek I/O Show, we are joined by the one and only Kevin Bachelder who helps us to prepare us for Dragon Con 2015!<br />We also discussed: Have a real shower, $200 shoes, Quaffle the hole, CJ’s secret planning, Inside Out Bubbles, Spider Man is renewing his Vows, Fantastic Four, Rising Thunder and Dale mounting pink broomsticks<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’re doing it hot style!<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5433</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,dragoncon,geek,geekio,io</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 116: "Sucking the President’s Duck"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-116-sucking-the-president-s-duck--15881581</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FPgSFNcGXYo?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ’s birthday and the man wanted to play Cards Against Humanity.  So, we grabbed our evening clutch and played some Cards Against Humanity.  Things got very inappropriate very quickly.<br /><br />It’s the raise of Mexicos.  Nothing can stop the friction pair.  Darrell is sleep deprived.  Dale does reading.  Jaz fumbles over swear words.  Raul constantly sneaks the win.  Budlong returns in a lesser shade of salmon. Rachel loves innuendo, and CJ always chooses the biggest, blackest dick.  The gays like us too much.  It hurts.<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You can’t beat the glory hole.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/08/08/the-geek-io-show-episode-116-sucking-the-presidents-duck</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2015 14:27:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881581/the_geek_io_show_episode_116_sucking_the_presidents_duck.mp3" length="136318817" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FPgSFNcGXYo?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ’s birthday and the man wanted to play Cards Against...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FPgSFNcGXYo?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ’s birthday and the man wanted to play Cards Against Humanity.  So, we grabbed our evening clutch and played some Cards Against Humanity.  Things got very inappropriate very quickly.<br /><br />It’s the raise of Mexicos.  Nothing can stop the friction pair.  Darrell is sleep deprived.  Dale does reading.  Jaz fumbles over swear words.  Raul constantly sneaks the win.  Budlong returns in a lesser shade of salmon. Rachel loves innuendo, and CJ always chooses the biggest, blackest dick.  The gays like us too much.  It hurts.<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You can’t beat the glory hole.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8520</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,io</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>“The Mana Pool: the Geek I/O D&amp;D Show Episode #115:- “Cosplay night at the zambie cave ”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-mana-pool-the-geek-i-o-d-d-show-episode-115-cosplay-night-at-the-zambie-cave--15881584</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/tQJaHKHJQAg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />Join your DM CJ Boat and the adventures Jarred Azevedo, Raul Gaza, Andy Young and Dale Campbell as they continue their journey in the world of Dungeons and Dragons: 5th Edition. What is Wizzit doing to that purple skeleton?<br /><br />This week on The Geek i/O Show, Yes please, it’s really big, and we’re a giant glowing beacon in a cave of death! We shoot zambie left and zambie right right in the face, take on a zombear,  definitely not going down, but going up.  We take up the flanking position, face some big time #PaladinProblems, go out and go back in, demand that Google Hangouts moves us, wonder why Wizzit is on Raul’s couch, and discuss sexy tacos.<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’re doing less than half … again.<br /><br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/08/01/the-mana-pool-the-geek-io-dd-show-episode-115-cosplay-night-at-the-zambie-cave</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2015 19:52:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881584/the_mana_pool_episode_4_cosplay_night_at_the_zambie_cave.mp3" length="102986975" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/tQJaHKHJQAg?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

Join your DM CJ Boat and the adventures Jarred Azevedo, Raul Gaza, Andy Young and Dale Campbell as they...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/tQJaHKHJQAg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />Join your DM CJ Boat and the adventures Jarred Azevedo, Raul Gaza, Andy Young and Dale Campbell as they continue their journey in the world of Dungeons and Dragons: 5th Edition. What is Wizzit doing to that purple skeleton?<br /><br />This week on The Geek i/O Show, Yes please, it’s really big, and we’re a giant glowing beacon in a cave of death! We shoot zambie left and zambie right right in the face, take on a zombear,  definitely not going down, but going up.  We take up the flanking position, face some big time #PaladinProblems, go out and go back in, demand that Google Hangouts moves us, wonder why Wizzit is on Raul’s couch, and discuss sexy tacos.<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’re doing less than half … again.<br /><br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6437</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dragons,dungeons,geek,love,music</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geek I/O: Rant and Review #114: Transformers: Age of Extinction: "Marky Mark Love Optimus"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-i-o-rant-and-review-114-transformers-age-of-extinction-marky-mark-love-optimus--15881580</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/s7HppZpnT3k?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re hanging with our homeboy robots to do a rant and review of Transformers: Age of Extinction, starring Mark Wahlberg and his arms.  We watched all two hours and forty-five minutes of this movie, and it was all kinds of unconstitutional.<br />We discussed baking the rules, those hipsters died, you gotta get it with the balls, the Irish plot device, knocking bad guys out with an oversized football pillow, hyperdrive boots, this hurts me more than it hurts you Grimlock, giant roman candle factories, Transformers don’t understand what it means to sneak, why is Frasier so angry, and a Michael Bay checklist!  Plus!  She was orange, and the cornfield was green!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show Rant & Review, won’t you?  Because there is no place like Cybertron.<br /><br />fyou like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/07/25/geek-io-rant-and-review-114-transformers-age-of-extinction-marky-mark-love-optimus</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2015 02:11:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881580/geek_io_rant_and_review_114_transformers_age_of_extinction_marky_mark_love_optimus.mp3" length="72913131" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/s7HppZpnT3k?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re hanging with our homeboy robots to do a rant and review of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/s7HppZpnT3k?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re hanging with our homeboy robots to do a rant and review of Transformers: Age of Extinction, starring Mark Wahlberg and his arms.  We watched all two hours and forty-five minutes of this movie, and it was all kinds of unconstitutional.<br />We discussed baking the rules, those hipsters died, you gotta get it with the balls, the Irish plot device, knocking bad guys out with an oversized football pillow, hyperdrive boots, this hurts me more than it hurts you Grimlock, giant roman candle factories, Transformers don’t understand what it means to sneak, why is Frasier so angry, and a Michael Bay checklist!  Plus!  She was orange, and the cornfield was green!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show Rant & Review, won’t you?  Because there is no place like Cybertron.<br /><br />fyou like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4558</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,io,podcast,transformers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #113 / Mana Pool #3: "It Ends With the Purple Skeleton"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-113-mana-pool-3-it-ends-with-the-purple-skeleton--15881586</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rveJFjAiiZw?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ tries to murder everyone as the party heads outside of Red Larch to encounter the bandits who have been causing problems for the local townsfolk.  Grab your longbow and get ready.<br />Dhalgren the Weird stands strong while Davdak takes two arrows in the sparkle pants.  Saltaba lights it up, and Dricu heals with one hand and cuts bandits down with the other.  Feeling vengeful, the party moves in only to encounter a hungry bear.  The battle rages on.  Fires burn high.  There is rolling in the Google doc.  Is the party victorious?  What’s up with that pixie and the exploding purple skeleton (my favorite 90s band)? Tune in to find out!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Because no one likes a fake dragon.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/07/18/the-geek-io-show-113-mana-pool-3-it-ends-with-the-purple-skeleton</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2015 15:21:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881586/the_mana_pool_episode_3_it_ends_with_the_purple_skeleton.mp3" length="90454871" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rveJFjAiiZw?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ tries to murder everyone as the party heads outside of Red Larch...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rveJFjAiiZw?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ tries to murder everyone as the party heads outside of Red Larch to encounter the bandits who have been causing problems for the local townsfolk.  Grab your longbow and get ready.<br />Dhalgren the Weird stands strong while Davdak takes two arrows in the sparkle pants.  Saltaba lights it up, and Dricu heals with one hand and cuts bandits down with the other.  Feeling vengeful, the party moves in only to encounter a hungry bear.  The battle rages on.  Fires burn high.  There is rolling in the Google doc.  Is the party victorious?  What’s up with that pixie and the exploding purple skeleton (my favorite 90s band)? Tune in to find out!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Because no one likes a fake dragon.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5654</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,dnd,geek,io</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #112 / Mana Pool #2: "Roll for smell"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-112-mana-pool-2-roll-for-smell--15881590</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/HrlXFYDMmPo?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to head back to The Mana Pool as our brave adventures enter the town of Red Larch to learn more about the strange happenings in the surrounding lands.<br />There are grave nudes to the South, were no absolute evil is good.  The alchemist gnome Wizzit Fizbang pokes Captian Sparklepants, but gets down to serious business about a big thing of dirt.  Evil dirt.  Dhalgren makes and old woman scream, and the whole gang makes the townspeople uncomfortable after getting a big bowl of brown from a level 5 caterer.  Will Daredevil darkvision be enough for them to succeed on their quest?  Tune in to find out!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like a dragon in an alchemy shop.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/07/11/the-geek-io-show-112-mana-pool-2-roll-for-smell</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2015 03:48:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881590/the_geek_io_show_112_mana_pool_2_roll_for_smell.mp3" length="119650580" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/HrlXFYDMmPo?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to head back to The Mana Pool as our brave adventures...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/HrlXFYDMmPo?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to head back to The Mana Pool as our brave adventures enter the town of Red Larch to learn more about the strange happenings in the surrounding lands.<br />There are grave nudes to the South, were no absolute evil is good.  The alchemist gnome Wizzit Fizbang pokes Captian Sparklepants, but gets down to serious business about a big thing of dirt.  Evil dirt.  Dhalgren makes and old woman scream, and the whole gang makes the townspeople uncomfortable after getting a big bowl of brown from a level 5 caterer.  Will Daredevil darkvision be enough for them to succeed on their quest?  Tune in to find out!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like a dragon in an alchemy shop.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7479</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dnd,geek,io,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 111: #E32015: Will you Wii U with me?”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-111-e32015-will-you-wii-u-with-me--15881583</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/4peYCmirBNs?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back to normal (whatever that is).  CJ, Jaz, and Raul kick back and talk the geek about what’s been going on the last few weeks.  Would you like to come to my panel with me?<br /><br />We discussed a log of yarn at E3 this year, MetroCon adventures, Arkham Knight’s got 99 problems, Hyrule Warriors, losing your life to Fallout 3, Hollow City is good times, finding Spider-Man in Lego Marvel Super Heroes, Fallout Shelter is more fun than it should be, Dig isn’t that great despite all the things it has going for it, tap tap bling bling, they’re not fire ants, they’re FIRE ants, Mario came out the year after I came out, the Japanese music video that happened in the middle of the Nintendo conference, and CJ and Raul discuss what happened at E3 (Jaz pipes in a little).  Plus!  CJ scores an interview with the spastic (and probably drunk) Rat-Trap himself, Scott McNeil!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’re smart like a bag of hammers.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give u]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/06/27/the-geek-io-show-episode-111-e32015-will-you-wii-u-with-me</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2015 15:50:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881583/the_geek_io_show_episode_111_e32015_will_you_wii_u_with_me.mp3" length="89741849" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/4peYCmirBNs?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back to normal (whatever that is).  CJ, Jaz, and Raul kick...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/4peYCmirBNs?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back to normal (whatever that is).  CJ, Jaz, and Raul kick back and talk the geek about what’s been going on the last few weeks.  Would you like to come to my panel with me?<br /><br />We discussed a log of yarn at E3 this year, MetroCon adventures, Arkham Knight’s got 99 problems, Hyrule Warriors, losing your life to Fallout 3, Hollow City is good times, finding Spider-Man in Lego Marvel Super Heroes, Fallout Shelter is more fun than it should be, Dig isn’t that great despite all the things it has going for it, tap tap bling bling, they’re not fire ants, they’re FIRE ants, Mario came out the year after I came out, the Japanese music video that happened in the middle of the Nintendo conference, and CJ and Raul discuss what happened at E3 (Jaz pipes in a little).  Plus!  CJ scores an interview with the spastic (and probably drunk) Rat-Trap himself, Scott McNeil!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’re smart like a bag of hammers.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give u]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5609</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,e3,e32015,geek,geekio,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #110 / The Mana Pool #1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-110-the-mana-pool-1--15881587</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/pfLeRLw7SuI?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re doing something new.  Join us as we begin our bi-weekly(ish) adventures in Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition “Princes of the Apocalypse”.<br />In this introductory session, Dungeon Master CJ lays out the how-tos and foundation for a successful adventure.  Andy is gracefully patient while the noobs try to figure out what the hell is going on.  Things get a little crazy when an old dwarf pees in the woods.  Arrows and magic missiles fly.  Andy takes one for the team.  Blood on the ground!  Was it enough to win the day?  Tune in to find out!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than a gut punch from a magical earth knight.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/06/20/the-geek-io-show-110-the-mana-pool-1</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2015 14:19:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881587/the_geek_io_show_110_the_mana_pool_1.mp3" length="131631391" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/pfLeRLw7SuI?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re doing something new.  Join us as we begin our bi-weekly(ish)...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/pfLeRLw7SuI?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re doing something new.  Join us as we begin our bi-weekly(ish) adventures in Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition “Princes of the Apocalypse”.<br />In this introductory session, Dungeon Master CJ lays out the how-tos and foundation for a successful adventure.  Andy is gracefully patient while the noobs try to figure out what the hell is going on.  Things get a little crazy when an old dwarf pees in the woods.  Arrows and magic missiles fly.  Andy takes one for the team.  Blood on the ground!  Was it enough to win the day?  Tune in to find out!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than a gut punch from a magical earth knight.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8227</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>5e,dnd,geek,io</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 109: "J.F. Dubeau won a second job"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-109-j-f-dubeau-won-a-second-job--15881591</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BDWXuwZ5Bao?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined (by popular demand) the winner of Inkshares Sword & Laser contest, and newly official published author of the Life Engineered , J.F. Dubeau plus the return of everyone’s favorite segment...CJ Tries Bacon!<br />We discussed: Big robot anime, Bayonetta is overkill, CJ doing all the D&D, MetroCon, Heros of the Storm all the time, New units, Unbreakable Kimmy, watching Pokemon alone, Cthulu save the world and alternative lifestyles in your TV Shows.          <br /><br />Also we geek out about everything from running an inkshares to the resurgence of pro wrestling! Join us on Geek I/O, won’t you? We’ll call you Darrell!<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/06/14/the-geek-io-show-episode-109-jf-dubeau-won-a-second-job</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2015 04:35:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881591/the_geek_io_show_episode_109_jf_dubeau_won_a_second_job.mp3" length="72425378" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BDWXuwZ5Bao?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined (by popular demand) the winner of Inkshares Sword &amp;...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BDWXuwZ5Bao?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined (by popular demand) the winner of Inkshares Sword & Laser contest, and newly official published author of the Life Engineered , J.F. Dubeau plus the return of everyone’s favorite segment...CJ Tries Bacon!<br />We discussed: Big robot anime, Bayonetta is overkill, CJ doing all the D&D, MetroCon, Heros of the Storm all the time, New units, Unbreakable Kimmy, watching Pokemon alone, Cthulu save the world and alternative lifestyles in your TV Shows.          <br /><br />Also we geek out about everything from running an inkshares to the resurgence of pro wrestling! Join us on Geek I/O, won’t you? We’ll call you Darrell!<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4527</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bacon,dnd,geek,geekio,inkshares</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geek I/O #108: Rant and Reviews: Django Unchained - "Nobody Wants to Ride the Hot Box"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-i-o-108-rant-and-reviews-django-unchained-nobody-wants-to-ride-the-hot-box--15881599</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/iXfv0Jb9V8Q?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Review reboot turns eight, and it’s time to go big or go home.  There’s blood on the ground, in the air, and in your hair cause we’re talking about Django Unchained.  Are they even worth one point?<br />We discussed Samuel Old Jackson, bang in the doodle, don’t release your wieners in theaters, as cheap as free, the Christmas factor, do you want to shoot a snowman, the KKK is dumb, tap the tooltips, and then the last forty-five minutes happend.  Plus!  Leonardo Dicaprio is basically Hitler!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Don’t watch us on YouTube, watch YouTube on us.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/06/12/geek-io-108-rant-and-reviews-django-unchained--nobody-wants-to-ride-the-hot-box</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2015 02:13:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881599/geek_io_108_rant_and_reviews_django_unchained_nobody_wants_to_ride_the_hot_box.mp3" length="77952079" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/iXfv0Jb9V8Q?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant &amp; Review reboot turns eight, and it’s time to go big or go...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/iXfv0Jb9V8Q?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Review reboot turns eight, and it’s time to go big or go home.  There’s blood on the ground, in the air, and in your hair cause we’re talking about Django Unchained.  Are they even worth one point?<br />We discussed Samuel Old Jackson, bang in the doodle, don’t release your wieners in theaters, as cheap as free, the Christmas factor, do you want to shoot a snowman, the KKK is dumb, tap the tooltips, and then the last forty-five minutes happend.  Plus!  Leonardo Dicaprio is basically Hitler!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Don’t watch us on YouTube, watch YouTube on us.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4872</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geek,io</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geek I/O #107: Rants &amp; Reviews: GalaxyQuest - “Starring Sigourney Weaver’s Boobs”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-i-o-107-rants-reviews-galaxyquest-starring-sigourney-weaver-s-boobs--15881592</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/1Vjo6lwPDRQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week, tuck in for a trip light years away as the crew review the historical document, Galaxy Quest! We're never give up and never surrender!<br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Reveiw reboot goes into round seven, and we’re pulling out all the geek to talk about Galaxy Quest.  We take this big bucket of tropes and talk about all the things from Tim Allen’s hay day.  It’s a hell of a thing.<br /><br />We discussed the borg bug collective, smooth and shiny Shatner chest, termites don’t have face wipes, ganging it with gangers, let that audio clip go, Alan Rickman love, Tony Shalhoub is high, Justin Long’s awkward phase, and two-thirds boobies.  Plus!  Star Trek and Dragon Con made a baby!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than borg bug alien goo.<br />Episode 107 Show notes]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/05/31/geek-io-107-rants-reviews-galaxyquest--starring-sigourney-weavers-boobs</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2015 21:45:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881592/geek_io_107_rants_reviews_galaxyquest_starring_sigourney_weavers_boobs.mp3" length="59068718" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/1Vjo6lwPDRQ?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

This week, tuck in for a trip light years away as the crew review the historical document, Galaxy Quest!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/1Vjo6lwPDRQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week, tuck in for a trip light years away as the crew review the historical document, Galaxy Quest! We're never give up and never surrender!<br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Reveiw reboot goes into round seven, and we’re pulling out all the geek to talk about Galaxy Quest.  We take this big bucket of tropes and talk about all the things from Tim Allen’s hay day.  It’s a hell of a thing.<br /><br />We discussed the borg bug collective, smooth and shiny Shatner chest, termites don’t have face wipes, ganging it with gangers, let that audio clip go, Alan Rickman love, Tony Shalhoub is high, Justin Long’s awkward phase, and two-thirds boobies.  Plus!  Star Trek and Dragon Con made a baby!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than borg bug alien goo.<br />Episode 107 Show notes]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3692</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,email,geek,microsoft,tech</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geek I/O #106: Rants &amp; Reviews: Cool World: - “Bang the Doodle”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-i-o-106-rants-reviews-cool-world-bang-the-doodle--15881597</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ETAQ7XztHNg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This Week: CJ, Jarred Azevedo, Dale and Raul travel all the way to the Cool World to bring you this week's episode! Hold on to your butts, it's real....The team Rant and Reviews the 1992 movie Cool World!<br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Review reboot goes down down down to doodle town.  We’re discussing Cool World, so sit down and don’t be a wack-a-do.<br /><br />We discussed the 12 principles of boob animation, slot ladies never move, so many pencil dicks, she isn’t real and people want to have sex with her, big piles of Transformers monkey, the pinnacle of the 90’s, she wanted the D, laughing historically, dancing sluttery, two Hawkeyes in a row, and better than Wieners.  Plus!  Holli Would vs Twin Peaks!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Otherwise you can talk to the scary snake man at the roulette table.<br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/05/27/geek-io-106-rants-reviews-cool-world--bang-the-doodle</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2015 00:25:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881597/geek_io_106_rants_reviews_cool_world_bang_the_doodle.mp3" length="67397217" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ETAQ7XztHNg?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

This Week: CJ, Jarred Azevedo, Dale and Raul travel all the way to the Cool World to bring you this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ETAQ7XztHNg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This Week: CJ, Jarred Azevedo, Dale and Raul travel all the way to the Cool World to bring you this week's episode! Hold on to your butts, it's real....The team Rant and Reviews the 1992 movie Cool World!<br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Review reboot goes down down down to doodle town.  We’re discussing Cool World, so sit down and don’t be a wack-a-do.<br /><br />We discussed the 12 principles of boob animation, slot ladies never move, so many pencil dicks, she isn’t real and people want to have sex with her, big piles of Transformers monkey, the pinnacle of the 90’s, she wanted the D, laughing historically, dancing sluttery, two Hawkeyes in a row, and better than Wieners.  Plus!  Holli Would vs Twin Peaks!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Otherwise you can talk to the scary snake man at the roulette table.<br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4213</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,email,geek,microsoft,tech</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geek I/O #105: Rants &amp; Reviews: Marvel's The Avengers: Age of Ultron - "Whip out the Whedon"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-i-o-105-rants-reviews-marvel-s-the-avengers-age-of-ultron-whip-out-the-whedon--15881588</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YWrn0B8dtrU?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Review reboot peaks in week five as we review Avengers: Age of Ultron.  Seriously.  It’s all downhill from here.<br />We discussed speaker cheeks, shipping Hulk and Black Widow, killing ‘em dinosaur style, where’s Bucky?, Stark missile, one step away from nuclear wessel, who is pro-farm and who is anti-farm, theta protocol, and Spaderman!  Plus!  Look at the red balls!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  The sun is getting real low, big fella.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br />Full Survey]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/05/17/geek-io-105-rants-reviews-marvels-the-avengers-age-of-ultron--whip-out-the-whedon</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2015 19:54:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881588/geek_io_105_rants_reviews_marvels_the_avengers_age_of_ultron_whip_out_the_whedon.mp3" length="72137421" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YWrn0B8dtrU?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant &amp; Review reboot peaks in week five as we review Avengers:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YWrn0B8dtrU?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the Rant & Review reboot peaks in week five as we review Avengers: Age of Ultron.  Seriously.  It’s all downhill from here.<br />We discussed speaker cheeks, shipping Hulk and Black Widow, killing ‘em dinosaur style, where’s Bucky?, Stark missile, one step away from nuclear wessel, who is pro-farm and who is anti-farm, theta protocol, and Spaderman!  Plus!  Look at the red balls!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  The sun is getting real low, big fella.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br />Full Survey]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4509</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,avengers,geek,ironman,movies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geek I/O #104: Rants &amp; Reviews:Hansel &amp; Gretel: Witch Hunters - “Magic Diabaeetus”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-i-o-104-rants-reviews-hansel-gretel-witch-hunters-magic-diabaeetus--15881596</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Zxn6fSNZjI0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week: The crew rant and review the 2013 squeal to the 2012 reboot of the classic fairy tale we all know and love. That's right, we take on Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters! Will we get burned?<br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s four score for our fourth review in the Rant & Review reboot.  This time, we’re watching Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters.  Discussion of this horribly produced film quickly devolved into slappery.<br />We discussed sheriff -stache, better versions of Whiplash, milk on wooden shelves, rom-com fight choreography, wizard slap fights, holy chain guns, horse nudity, and filled with shit that doesn't make sense.  Plus!  You squished his head for me; I love you!<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Because if you eat the candy, you get diabetes.<br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br /><br />Full Surv]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/05/09/geek-io-104-rants-reviewshansel-gretel-witch-hunters--magic-diabaeetus</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2015 15:59:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881596/geek_io_104_rants_reviewshansel_gretel_witch_hunters_magic_diabaeetus.mp3" length="75111188" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Zxn6fSNZjI0?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

This week: The crew rant and review the 2013 squeal to the 2012 reboot of the classic fairy tale we all...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Zxn6fSNZjI0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week: The crew rant and review the 2013 squeal to the 2012 reboot of the classic fairy tale we all know and love. That's right, we take on Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters! Will we get burned?<br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s four score for our fourth review in the Rant & Review reboot.  This time, we’re watching Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters.  Discussion of this horribly produced film quickly devolved into slappery.<br />We discussed sheriff -stache, better versions of Whiplash, milk on wooden shelves, rom-com fight choreography, wizard slap fights, holy chain guns, horse nudity, and filled with shit that doesn't make sense.  Plus!  You squished his head for me; I love you!<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Because if you eat the candy, you get diabetes.<br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br /><br />Full Surv]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4695</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,email,geek,microsoft,tech</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geek I/O #103: Rants &amp; Reviews: Robocop(2014) - “A Daddy who can beat up anyone”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-i-o-103-rants-reviews-robocop-2014-a-daddy-who-can-beat-up-anyone--15881602</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/R8IJAjO2y7U?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week: Join CJ Boat, Jarred Azevedo and Dale Campbell as they rant and review the 2014 reboot of the 80's and 90's classic franchise, RoboCop<br />This week on the Geek I/O Show, it’s part three of our epic Rant & Review reboot, and speaking of reboot, this week we’re reviewing Reboot-Cop...er Robocop!  So tuck into Dale Campbell, we’re going to have a sit-downey marketing meeting about this shaky one-camera film.<br />We discussed Crime Force: The Series, robophobia, why glass lung containers are the perfect highlight of your Valentine’s date night movie, CSI: Robo, tasering Rorschach in the back, the best use for Tupperware, weed, alligators, and crazy people.  Plus! Elite Squad: The Trope Within.<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than that damn dream dance scene.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br /><br />Full Surv]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/05/02/geek-io-103-rants-reviews-robocop2014--a-daddy-who-can-beat-up-anyone</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2015 15:32:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881602/geek_io_103_rants_reviews_robocop2014_a_daddy_who_can_beat_up_anyone.mp3" length="80284988" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/R8IJAjO2y7U?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

This week: Join CJ Boat, Jarred Azevedo and Dale Campbell as they rant and review the 2014 reboot of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/R8IJAjO2y7U?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week: Join CJ Boat, Jarred Azevedo and Dale Campbell as they rant and review the 2014 reboot of the 80's and 90's classic franchise, RoboCop<br />This week on the Geek I/O Show, it’s part three of our epic Rant & Review reboot, and speaking of reboot, this week we’re reviewing Reboot-Cop...er Robocop!  So tuck into Dale Campbell, we’re going to have a sit-downey marketing meeting about this shaky one-camera film.<br />We discussed Crime Force: The Series, robophobia, why glass lung containers are the perfect highlight of your Valentine’s date night movie, CSI: Robo, tasering Rorschach in the back, the best use for Tupperware, weed, alligators, and crazy people.  Plus! Elite Squad: The Trope Within.<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than that damn dream dance scene.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br /><br />Full Surv]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5018</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geek,robocop</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geek I/O #102: Rants &amp; Reviews: Snowpiercer  “That’s how the Rave Car happened.”</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-i-o-102-rants-reviews-snowpiercer-that-s-how-the-rave-car-happened--15881594</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YnEHT4x1BQU?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />On this special episode of Geek IO, we continue our rant and review special mini-series by reviewing Snowpiercer!<br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, round two of the Rant & Review reboot happened, and we hopped on board the apocalypse train and froze our arms off to review Snowpiercer.<br />We discussed who FERTs first, is it ever okay to go racist, where to get all the cockroaches you could ever want, Tilda Swinton is kind of like David Bowie, eggs and guns, getting eaten by polar bears, babies taste best, and three questions marks.  Seriously.  What the Hell, Korea?<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  You get to be Captain America, I get to be Tilda Swinton.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br />Full Survey - /fullsurvey]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/04/26/geek-io-102-rants-reviews-snowpiercer-thats-how-the-rave-car-happened</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2015 21:37:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881594/geek_io_102_rants_reviews_snowpiercer_thats_how_the_rave_car_happened.mp3" length="76225351" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YnEHT4x1BQU?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

On this special episode of Geek IO, we continue our rant and review special mini-series by reviewing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YnEHT4x1BQU?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />On this special episode of Geek IO, we continue our rant and review special mini-series by reviewing Snowpiercer!<br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, round two of the Rant & Review reboot happened, and we hopped on board the apocalypse train and froze our arms off to review Snowpiercer.<br />We discussed who FERTs first, is it ever okay to go racist, where to get all the cockroaches you could ever want, Tilda Swinton is kind of like David Bowie, eggs and guns, getting eaten by polar bears, babies taste best, and three questions marks.  Seriously.  What the Hell, Korea?<br />Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  You get to be Captain America, I get to be Tilda Swinton.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br />Full Survey - /fullsurvey]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4765</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2014,chris,evans,geek,snowpiercer</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geek I/O #101 : Rants &amp; Reviews: Wieners OR "The Wild Winged Wieners of West Virginia"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-i-o-101-rants-reviews-wieners-or-the-wild-winged-wieners-of-west-virginia--15881593</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/kmU_-Sc9dfQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re starting round one of our 10 week Rant & Review reboot with hearty helping of Wieners.  Meet us at Bill Bo’s Tennessee BBQ and Storage, because after the meat sticks, we were out.<br />We fill an actual hour discussing Dale’s wiener theory, post traumatic stress trailer syndrome, how not to die from wieners, wise walrus boy, and a beard both ways.  Pro-tip wieners: here’s how to fill your dumb joke checklist.<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show Rant & Review, won’t you?  Next time we’ll discuss Wieners 2: Phallus Boogaloo (not really).<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br />Full Survey - /fullsurvey<br /><br /><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE" rel="noopener">http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE</a>$&a]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/04/17/geek-io-101-rants-reviews-wieners-or-the-wild-winged-wieners-of-west-virginia</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2015 21:20:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881593/geek_io_101_rants_reviews_wieners_or_the_wild_winged_wieners_of_west_virginia.mp3" length="53018326" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/kmU_-Sc9dfQ?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re starting round one of our 10 week Rant &amp; Review reboot with hearty...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/kmU_-Sc9dfQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re starting round one of our 10 week Rant & Review reboot with hearty helping of Wieners.  Meet us at Bill Bo’s Tennessee BBQ and Storage, because after the meat sticks, we were out.<br />We fill an actual hour discussing Dale’s wiener theory, post traumatic stress trailer syndrome, how not to die from wieners, wise walrus boy, and a beard both ways.  Pro-tip wieners: here’s how to fill your dumb joke checklist.<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show Rant & Review, won’t you?  Next time we’ll discuss Wieners 2: Phallus Boogaloo (not really).<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br />Full Survey - /fullsurvey<br /><br /><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE" rel="noopener">http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE</a>$&a]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3314</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>keenan,levi,thompson,wieners,zachary</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Summer Movie Smackdown 2015</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-summer-movie-smackdown-2015--15881595</link><description><![CDATA[This is our Summer Movie Smackdown Special!<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!<br /><br />Full Survey<br /><br />Short Survey<br /><br /><br />We want to welcome our newest sponsors: TeeFury (geek-io.net/teefury) , the home for your favorite t-shirt needs! And]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/04/14/the-geek-io-show-summer-movie-smackdown-2015</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2015 01:58:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881595/the_geek_io_show_summer_movie_smackdown_2015.mp3" length="71296484" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is our Summer Movie Smackdown Special!

If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is our Summer Movie Smackdown Special!<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!<br /><br />Full Survey<br /><br />Short Survey<br /><br /><br />We want to welcome our newest sponsors: TeeFury (geek-io.net/teefury) , the home for your favorite t-shirt needs! And]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4457</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,draft,movie,smackdown,theaters</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: #100!!! - Celebration Masterbation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-100-celebration-masterbation--15881607</link><description><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the gang's all here to celebrate Geek I/O turning 100!  Join CJ, Rachel, Jaz, Budlong, and Dale as they bring together a giant, chaotic ball of geek and confuse (and possibly frighten) our very special guest, the one and only Scott Fletcher!<br />We discuss bye-bye Budlong, babies, Disney/Pixar X-Wings, voiceover tours, blisters, school, retail, becoming a for-real teacher, how to unplug your microphone with your body, marriage mortgage, miserable coochie-lay, gympie-gympie flash videos, the matzah fairy, racing statueist, smells like giant spiders, not regular ever, pooping out numbers, and explaining the internet.  Plus!  Slowly getting more and more drunk!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You’ll find us on the Eastern Shaft.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/04/07/the-geek-io-show-100--celebration-masterbation</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2015 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881607/the_geek_io_show_100_celebration_masterbation.mp3" length="106821747" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on The Geek I/O Show, the gang's all here to celebrate Geek I/O turning 100!  Join CJ, Rachel, Jaz, Budlong, and Dale as they bring together a giant, chaotic ball of geek and confuse (and possibly frighten) our very special guest, the one...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Geek I/O Show, the gang's all here to celebrate Geek I/O turning 100!  Join CJ, Rachel, Jaz, Budlong, and Dale as they bring together a giant, chaotic ball of geek and confuse (and possibly frighten) our very special guest, the one and only Scott Fletcher!<br />We discuss bye-bye Budlong, babies, Disney/Pixar X-Wings, voiceover tours, blisters, school, retail, becoming a for-real teacher, how to unplug your microphone with your body, marriage mortgage, miserable coochie-lay, gympie-gympie flash videos, the matzah fairy, racing statueist, smells like giant spiders, not regular ever, pooping out numbers, and explaining the internet.  Plus!  Slowly getting more and more drunk!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You’ll find us on the Eastern Shaft.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6677</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anniversary,fletcher,geek,scott</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #99 - Twink to Bear Overnight</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-99-twink-to-bear-overnight--15881601</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zX5Qw6feX4s?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale is back in his proper place and all is right with the world.  He teaches us all of the rules of gay men and reveals what is on his bookshelf.<br /><br />We discussed Meh-kingjay: part 1, kneemageddon: part 2, the book in the high castle, giving pugs money, nature kills, butt sex gizmos, moving rooms, and NoSQL.  Plus!  Bloggy writers!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Because pain meds.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br />Full Survey - /fullsurvey<br /><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE" rel="noopener">http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE</a>$&ver=standard<br /><br />Shortened Survey - /shortsurvey]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/04/07/the-geek-io-show-99--twink-to-bear-overnight</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2015 16:03:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881601/the_geek_io_show_99_twink_to_bear_overnight.mp3" length="67589175" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zX5Qw6feX4s?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale is back in his proper place and all is right with the world.  He...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zX5Qw6feX4s?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale is back in his proper place and all is right with the world.  He teaches us all of the rules of gay men and reveals what is on his bookshelf.<br /><br />We discussed Meh-kingjay: part 1, kneemageddon: part 2, the book in the high castle, giving pugs money, nature kills, butt sex gizmos, moving rooms, and NoSQL.  Plus!  Bloggy writers!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Because pain meds.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br />Full Survey - /fullsurvey<br /><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE" rel="noopener">http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE</a>$&ver=standard<br /><br />Shortened Survey - /shortsurvey]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4225</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,email,geek,microsoft,tech</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show # 97: Bulk Nuts (time warp, sorry)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-97-bulk-nuts-time-warp-sorry--15881606</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PHlMrz5mW4c?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />Join +CJ Boat +Jarred Azevedo and +Dale Campbell for your weekly dose of geeky greatness! Then, on Small Screen Spoiler Show, we discuss: Better Call Saul Season 1 episode 5: "Alpine Shepherd Boy" Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 2 episode 11: "Aftershocks" Gotham Season 1 episode 19: "Everyone's got a Cobblepot" Along with Arrow & Sherlock!<br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale was back and the three way geek was complete!  No distracting vaginas here!<br /><br />We discussed Duelyst, planning cosplay, Mr. Peabody and Sherman isn’t as bad as you expect, anime Hunger Games, Attack on the Titans on Attack on Titan, Dale has a humongous...phone, coding the code, general in general, stupid dumb, baby tape recorder, manga Game of Thrones, and a big, fluffy white guy.  Plus!  It’s so big, but easy to hold!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Just show us where the headphones hurt you.<br /><br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will h]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/04/07/the-geek-io-show-97-bulk-nuts-time-warp-sorry</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2015 15:52:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881606/the_geek_io_show_97_bulk_nuts_time_warp_sorry.mp3" length="43559461" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PHlMrz5mW4c?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

Join +CJ Boat +Jarred Azevedo and +Dale Campbell for your weekly dose of geeky greatness! Then, on Small...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PHlMrz5mW4c?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />Join +CJ Boat +Jarred Azevedo and +Dale Campbell for your weekly dose of geeky greatness! Then, on Small Screen Spoiler Show, we discuss: Better Call Saul Season 1 episode 5: "Alpine Shepherd Boy" Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 2 episode 11: "Aftershocks" Gotham Season 1 episode 19: "Everyone's got a Cobblepot" Along with Arrow & Sherlock!<br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale was back and the three way geek was complete!  No distracting vaginas here!<br /><br />We discussed Duelyst, planning cosplay, Mr. Peabody and Sherman isn’t as bad as you expect, anime Hunger Games, Attack on the Titans on Attack on Titan, Dale has a humongous...phone, coding the code, general in general, stupid dumb, baby tape recorder, manga Game of Thrones, and a big, fluffy white guy.  Plus!  It’s so big, but easy to hold!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Just show us where the headphones hurt you.<br /><br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will h]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2723</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,email,geek,microsoft,tech</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #98: Old Man Tired Talking</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-98-old-man-tired-talking--15881605</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/wBxTzyT8HdM?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we hide in Dale’s shiny hat while he’s away and get lost in the in-between screen.  It was all a little weird and a little geeky.<br />We discussed the hospital shuffle, a knee gremlin, mama done gone, the western sunrise, catching up on the wiki, hunky hunter dude, and the Miyazaki Dragon in How to Train Your Dragon 2 spoiler-fest.  Plus!  Fire-breathing Romeo and Juliet!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than a sexually frustrated dragon.<br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br />Full Survey - /fullsurvey<br /><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE" rel="noopener">http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE</a>$&ver=standard<br /><br /><br />Shortened Survey - /]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/03/21/the-geek-io-show-98-old-man-tired-talking</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2015 03:02:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881605/the_geek_io_show_98_old_man_tired_talking.mp3" length="41737523" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/wBxTzyT8HdM?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we hide in Dale’s shiny hat while he’s away and get lost in the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/wBxTzyT8HdM?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we hide in Dale’s shiny hat while he’s away and get lost in the in-between screen.  It was all a little weird and a little geeky.<br />We discussed the hospital shuffle, a knee gremlin, mama done gone, the western sunrise, catching up on the wiki, hunky hunter dude, and the Miyazaki Dragon in How to Train Your Dragon 2 spoiler-fest.  Plus!  Fire-breathing Romeo and Juliet!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than a sexually frustrated dragon.<br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks! <br /><br /><br />Full Survey - /fullsurvey<br /><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE" rel="noopener">http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?pubid=pF3nR4uWZEE</a>$&ver=standard<br /><br /><br />Shortened Survey - /]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2609</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>how,medical,to,train,your</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show #96 - #QuakkieSelfa</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-96-quakkieselfa--15881598</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PGSuaNb2U80?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />CJ Boat and +Jarred Azevedo take you on your weekly dose of ultimate geekiness!<br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ and Jaz reflect on how even the cutest animals in Australia want to kill you with their giant, sharp, sharp teeth.  Selfie stick at your own risk.<br /><br />We discussed quokkas, Sleepy Hollow, libraries still exist, Barney grates on us less than he used to, Gone Girl is bonkers-nutzo-coo-coo-crazy pants, teaching ninja skills, and Caillou is kind of a dick.  Plus!  The most-likely final standings of the Summer Movie Smackdown!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than scooping your eyeball out with a spoon.<br /><br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/03/08/the-geek-io-show-96--quakkieselfa</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2015 22:33:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881598/the_geek_io_show_96_quakkieselfa.mp3" length="23947881" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PGSuaNb2U80?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;

CJ Boat and +Jarred Azevedo take you on your weekly dose of ultimate geekiness!

This week on The Geek...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PGSuaNb2U80?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br />CJ Boat and +Jarred Azevedo take you on your weekly dose of ultimate geekiness!<br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ and Jaz reflect on how even the cutest animals in Australia want to kill you with their giant, sharp, sharp teeth.  Selfie stick at your own risk.<br /><br />We discussed quokkas, Sleepy Hollow, libraries still exist, Barney grates on us less than he used to, Gone Girl is bonkers-nutzo-coo-coo-crazy pants, teaching ninja skills, and Caillou is kind of a dick.  Plus!  The most-likely final standings of the Summer Movie Smackdown!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than scooping your eyeball out with a spoon.<br /><br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1497</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>geek,gotham,quakka,quakkieselfa,selfie,sleepy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 95: "If anyone can flip a horse, The Rock can"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-95-if-anyone-can-flip-a-horse-the-rock-can--15881600</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eIob5PK98kQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O, CJ and Jaz are all by their lonesome, but the geek still comes hard and fast! That’s what she said.<br /><br />We discussed disease spreading carrier monkeys, effing centaurs, the Amazonian stick of fire, Apple Pay feels like the future, itty bitty controller, wifi coffee, Lady Hawkeye, how to hack Hacking the System, and Budlong isn’t blue anymore!  Plus! Spoiler alert!  Thanks to sickness and schedule conflicts, the show gets hijacked by Small Screen Spoiler Show again!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Coffee is very importan<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/03/04/the-geek-io-show-episode-95-if-anyone-can-flip-a-horse-the-rock-can</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2015 15:43:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881600/the_geek_io_show_episode_95_if_anyone_can_flip_a_horse_the_rock_can.mp3" length="73407152" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eIob5PK98kQ?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;


This week on The Geek I/O, CJ and Jaz are all by their lonesome, but the geek still comes hard and fast!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eIob5PK98kQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O, CJ and Jaz are all by their lonesome, but the geek still comes hard and fast! That’s what she said.<br /><br />We discussed disease spreading carrier monkeys, effing centaurs, the Amazonian stick of fire, Apple Pay feels like the future, itty bitty controller, wifi coffee, Lady Hawkeye, how to hack Hacking the System, and Budlong isn’t blue anymore!  Plus! Spoiler alert!  Thanks to sickness and schedule conflicts, the show gets hijacked by Small Screen Spoiler Show again!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Coffee is very importan<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4588</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,email,geek,microsoft,tech</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 94 - The Full 50 Shade Experience</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-94-the-full-50-shade-experience--15881619</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/r-vIDIIAyAQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale and Jaz try to do the show without CJ, but thankfully he arrives just in the knick of time to correct our terrible Japanese pronunciations.<br />We discussed sweater vests, more TMNT, Infinite Spider-Man, you say flat tomato I say flat toe-mah-toe, 50 shades of @#$%ed up, freaking Skylanders, underused Quicksilver, being on FM radio, getting your kids addicted to anime, spreading it out, SNL40 hits and misses, Pocket Planes addiction, and Thanks Jane the Virgin!  Plus!  The show gets hijacked by the Small Screen Spoiler Show!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Just don’t put it in your something a rather.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/02/21/the-geek-io-show-episode-94--the-full-50-shade-experience</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2015 13:08:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881619/the_geek_io_show_episode_94_the_full_50_shade_experience.mp3" length="85429774" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/r-vIDIIAyAQ?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale and Jaz try to do the show without CJ, but thankfully he...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/r-vIDIIAyAQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale and Jaz try to do the show without CJ, but thankfully he arrives just in the knick of time to correct our terrible Japanese pronunciations.<br />We discussed sweater vests, more TMNT, Infinite Spider-Man, you say flat tomato I say flat toe-mah-toe, 50 shades of @#$%ed up, freaking Skylanders, underused Quicksilver, being on FM radio, getting your kids addicted to anime, spreading it out, SNL40 hits and misses, Pocket Planes addiction, and Thanks Jane the Virgin!  Plus!  The show gets hijacked by the Small Screen Spoiler Show!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Just don’t put it in your something a rather.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5340</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,50,geek,movie,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 93 - Pyro In A Party Hat</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-93-pyro-in-a-party-hat--15881603</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GMZcwzSzpdg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale was away and we filled his chair with our favorite lady comic geek, Alex Schoell!  She may not like Big Hero 6, but she won’t throw up on your bed.<br />We discussed stupid Gotham, Nick TMNT, that super bowl thing, getting back into Team Fortress 2, Gasparilla, inaccurate drug use Speedy, China ca, mazes and mutants, hilarious repeated deaths, World of Warcraft - Warlords of Dreanor, pulling a Miley Cyrus, ironic Hawkeye, NerdOI.biz, and pixel physics.  Plus!  The side of a 70s drug van come to life!<br />Join us on The Geek Show, won’t you?  It’s better than pirated pirate .  Forgive me, CJ, for I have sinned.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/02/09/the-geek-io-show-episode-93--pyro-in-a-party-hat</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2015 02:41:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881603/the_geek_io_show_episode_93_pyro_in_a_party_hat.mp3" length="75687561" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GMZcwzSzpdg?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale was away and we filled his chair with our favorite lady comic...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GMZcwzSzpdg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale was away and we filled his chair with our favorite lady comic geek, Alex Schoell!  She may not like Big Hero 6, but she won’t throw up on your bed.<br />We discussed stupid Gotham, Nick TMNT, that super bowl thing, getting back into Team Fortress 2, Gasparilla, inaccurate drug use Speedy, China ca, mazes and mutants, hilarious repeated deaths, World of Warcraft - Warlords of Dreanor, pulling a Miley Cyrus, ironic Hawkeye, NerdOI.biz, and pixel physics.  Plus!  The side of a 70s drug van come to life!<br />Join us on The Geek Show, won’t you?  It’s better than pirated pirate .  Forgive me, CJ, for I have sinned.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4731</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,comics,geek,movies,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 92 - I’ll Wack Ya with Me Gimpie-Gimpie</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-92-i-ll-wack-ya-with-me-gimpie-gimpie--15881604</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/L-Ppqvv29gY?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we discuss a few more candy balls in celebration of Prison Colony Monday.  What is weiners?  We have answered all of your questions.<br />We discussed Australia Day celebrations, in-ear shock treatment, the proper way to Dragon Age, House with cops, Jaz finally joined prime, getting back into audible, creating a new SnapChat account, the entire continent grows a mouth, bacon cheesecake, ol’ glass foot, Legend of Ixtona, why they call it the gimpie-gimpie, Chris Pratt is in all of the things, and herp derp for that matter.  Plus!  Australian bush talk!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s recommended from the weiner.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/01/31/the-geek-io-show-episode-92--ill-wack-ya-with-me-gimpie-gimpie</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2015 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881604/the_geek_io_show_episode_92_ill_wack_ya_with_me_gimpie_gimpie.mp3" length="64455330" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/L-Ppqvv29gY?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we discuss a few more candy balls in celebration of Prison Colony...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/L-Ppqvv29gY?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we discuss a few more candy balls in celebration of Prison Colony Monday.  What is weiners?  We have answered all of your questions.<br />We discussed Australia Day celebrations, in-ear shock treatment, the proper way to Dragon Age, House with cops, Jaz finally joined prime, getting back into audible, creating a new SnapChat account, the entire continent grows a mouth, bacon cheesecake, ol’ glass foot, Legend of Ixtona, why they call it the gimpie-gimpie, Chris Pratt is in all of the things, and herp derp for that matter.  Plus!  Australian bush talk!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s recommended from the weiner.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4029</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chris,geek,movies,podcast,pratt</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 91 - Jawbreaking Candy Balls</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-91-jawbreaking-candy-balls--15881626</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ki1JFT31J24?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we geek out about the week of geek while CJ takes a bite out of the big apple (and tries not to freeze).<br />We discussed getting the full New York experience, the superload, consuming all of the IT crowd, baggage check Master Sword, bringing out The Internet, the disappointing Midtown Comics, That Guy...Who was in that Thing, I know that Voice!, Epic Eric isn't that epic, fine young candy balls, there is only one Google, I didn't know you were high, super roll, and a Big Hero 6 spoiler explosion!  Plus!  A slightly gayer Justin Beiber!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You know it’s in my Moleskine.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/01/24/the-geek-io-show-episode-91--jawbreaking-candy-balls</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2015 14:17:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881626/the_geek_io_show_episode_91_jawbreaking_candy_balls.mp3" length="82963816" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ki1JFT31J24?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we geek out about the week of geek while CJ takes a bite out of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ki1JFT31J24?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we geek out about the week of geek while CJ takes a bite out of the big apple (and tries not to freeze).<br />We discussed getting the full New York experience, the superload, consuming all of the IT crowd, baggage check Master Sword, bringing out The Internet, the disappointing Midtown Comics, That Guy...Who was in that Thing, I know that Voice!, Epic Eric isn't that epic, fine young candy balls, there is only one Google, I didn't know you were high, super roll, and a Big Hero 6 spoiler explosion!  Plus!  A slightly gayer Justin Beiber!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You know it’s in my Moleskine.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5186</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,bighero6,geek,movies,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 90 - The Stats That Power Us</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-90-the-stats-that-power-us--15881608</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/WL9BCC6kuTA?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Rachel was away and the boys got side tracked by the hot models going to the movies with Dale.  It was a definite case of the #CockneyNeck.<br />We discussed The IT Crowd at length while being distracted by wiggle Shaq, maybe Lost Girl is good after all, Super Mario 3D World is the Mario you want and the Mario you need, Steve Martin-OH, playing the Viggle game while it plays you, Wii pad, directed by Bette Midler, whatever the hell accidental love is, bacon popcorn is good, bacon candy canes are not, chef timer, it was made in Britain, Tak3n, Garage Band secrets, tears about, the spider’s limo, bacon flavored tire, and a discussion of Oscar nominees, predictions, and Lego snubbing.  Plus!  Nepotism! Sweet!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like Iron Man riding a giant dinosaur.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participa]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/01/17/the-geek-io-show-episode-90--the-stats-that-power-us</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2015 13:58:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881608/the_geek_io_show_episode_90_the_stats_that_power_us.mp3" length="96823344" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/WL9BCC6kuTA?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, Rachel was away and the boys got side tracked by the hot models...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/WL9BCC6kuTA?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Rachel was away and the boys got side tracked by the hot models going to the movies with Dale.  It was a definite case of the #CockneyNeck.<br />We discussed The IT Crowd at length while being distracted by wiggle Shaq, maybe Lost Girl is good after all, Super Mario 3D World is the Mario you want and the Mario you need, Steve Martin-OH, playing the Viggle game while it plays you, Wii pad, directed by Bette Midler, whatever the hell accidental love is, bacon popcorn is good, bacon candy canes are not, chef timer, it was made in Britain, Tak3n, Garage Band secrets, tears about, the spider’s limo, bacon flavored tire, and a discussion of Oscar nominees, predictions, and Lego snubbing.  Plus!  Nepotism! Sweet!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like Iron Man riding a giant dinosaur.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participa]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6052</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,movies,oscars,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 89 - Disappointed in the Big Dump</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-89-disappointed-in-the-big-dump--15881610</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/EVkZ6knOyJY?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, 2015 is here, computers are awesome, and we can’t get past the bananas.  Budlong went and had a baby (well, his wife did), so we had to pick up the slack to make the show oodles and kaboodles of success.<br />We discussed giving the death stare, CJ completes Twin Peaks and unleashes his rage, Dragon Age Inquisition is fun, Johnny Depp is a bad Big Bad Wolf, Wii Uing with friends, Galavant may be worth your time, Salesforce is apparently a big deal, Jaz crosses to the Dark Side, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is pretty bad and we love it, Donkey King Country, Trapped in the doorknob, we’re all strung out on Trivia Crack, don’t let friends salt your water, The Imitation Game, Super Smash Brothers old and new, Mailchimp money, where did I park my podcast, and a discussion of Serial.  Plus!  All of the sudden, Emily Blunt is fat!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like Call of Duty but with Mario and fun.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2015/01/12/the-geek-io-show-episode-89--disappointed-in-the-big-dump</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2015 16:01:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881610/the_geek_io_show_episode_89_disappointed_in_the_big_dump.mp3" length="95360903" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/EVkZ6knOyJY?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, 2015 is here, computers are awesome, and we can’t get past the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/EVkZ6knOyJY?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, 2015 is here, computers are awesome, and we can’t get past the bananas.  Budlong went and had a baby (well, his wife did), so we had to pick up the slack to make the show oodles and kaboodles of success.<br />We discussed giving the death stare, CJ completes Twin Peaks and unleashes his rage, Dragon Age Inquisition is fun, Johnny Depp is a bad Big Bad Wolf, Wii Uing with friends, Galavant may be worth your time, Salesforce is apparently a big deal, Jaz crosses to the Dark Side, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is pretty bad and we love it, Donkey King Country, Trapped in the doorknob, we’re all strung out on Trivia Crack, don’t let friends salt your water, The Imitation Game, Super Smash Brothers old and new, Mailchimp money, where did I park my podcast, and a discussion of Serial.  Plus!  All of the sudden, Emily Blunt is fat!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like Call of Duty but with Mario and fun.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5961</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2015,geek,podcast,serrial</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 88 - Texan gadgets</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-88-texan-gadgets--15881609</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/RmCG1V5A6k0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s the end of the year and reminiscing about the good times and the disappointing times of 2014 and things get a little crazy.  Not that that’s anything new.<br />We discussed finding your Groot in The Universal Weapon, Marvel’s Contest of Champions, Hearthstone arrived on Android, Butt peaking and clipping, phone tablet donkey mule, Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas, squirrel pen, Budlong loves BLEACH, how many times can you watch Guardians of the Galaxy, John Hughes geek card, Dale is scared of his love of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., glamorous camping, a butter knife and a spoon, the microphone goes the other way, stupid little Amazon coins, great guts and a good screen, filling our Dale hole, clipclopters, backyard baseball, fiery scrotum, and it was a big gay!  Plus!  “it’s a small world” or some bullshit!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We didn't deliver on the climax.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listenin]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/12/19/the-geek-io-show-episode-88--texan-gadgets</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2014 22:39:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881609/the_geek_io_show_episode_88_texan_gadgets.mp3" length="159560251" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/RmCG1V5A6k0?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s the end of the year and reminiscing about the good times and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/RmCG1V5A6k0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s the end of the year and reminiscing about the good times and the disappointing times of 2014 and things get a little crazy.  Not that that’s anything new.<br />We discussed finding your Groot in The Universal Weapon, Marvel’s Contest of Champions, Hearthstone arrived on Android, Butt peaking and clipping, phone tablet donkey mule, Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas, squirrel pen, Budlong loves BLEACH, how many times can you watch Guardians of the Galaxy, John Hughes geek card, Dale is scared of his love of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., glamorous camping, a butter knife and a spoon, the microphone goes the other way, stupid little Amazon coins, great guts and a good screen, filling our Dale hole, clipclopters, backyard baseball, fiery scrotum, and it was a big gay!  Plus!  “it’s a small world” or some bullshit!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We didn't deliver on the climax.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listenin]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9973</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>best,games,geek,of,review</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 87 - HOT GINGER COOKIES</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-87-hot-ginger-cookies--15881613</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/KB0ENGrV0bo?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the fat one, the suave one, the bald one, and Dale are back to shove geeky fun times through the internet.  It all comes down to black donuts, people!  Be happy for Santa!<br />We discussed being trapped in a parade loop, Amazing Spider-Man 2, Christmas blahs, Shadow Blade, Donkey Shark, CJ kinda like Twin Peaks now, broken TVs, contraction timer screenshots, meat probe, reading gmail.net, feeling old, Captain FERT, Australian couriers trapped in time, this is on the web, the city of evil hell gas, ComicFunFanTimeNumberOne.net, Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. mid-season spoiler time, and Delbert Beckham.  Plus!  You get a crockpot!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You can drop us a line at <a href="mailto:testicles@dale.com">testicles@dale.com</a>.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help u]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/12/12/the-geek-io-show-episode-87--hot-ginger-cookies</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2014 03:28:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881613/the_geek_io_show_episode_87_hot_ginger_cookies.mp3" length="78186106" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/KB0ENGrV0bo?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, the fat one, the suave one, the bald one, and Dale are back to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/KB0ENGrV0bo?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the fat one, the suave one, the bald one, and Dale are back to shove geeky fun times through the internet.  It all comes down to black donuts, people!  Be happy for Santa!<br />We discussed being trapped in a parade loop, Amazing Spider-Man 2, Christmas blahs, Shadow Blade, Donkey Shark, CJ kinda like Twin Peaks now, broken TVs, contraction timer screenshots, meat probe, reading gmail.net, feeling old, Captain FERT, Australian couriers trapped in time, this is on the web, the city of evil hell gas, ComicFunFanTimeNumberOne.net, Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. mid-season spoiler time, and Delbert Beckham.  Plus!  You get a crockpot!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You can drop us a line at <a href="mailto:testicles@dale.com">testicles@dale.com</a>.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help u]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4887</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>agents,cookies,geek,ginger,io</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 86 - Fire. Walk. Repeat. Die.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-86-fire-walk-repeat-die--15881611</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YsZHXQr9cEQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back to with our penultimate-penultimate show of the year with Dale!  Our favorite Aussie set the bar low, but don’t call it a donkey punch.<br />We discussed CJ’s grumpy day, how evil is Dark Thursday, Rockules, coffee domain, Destiny is really solidly mediocre, baby Gotham, spending too much money on crappy movies, Interstellar alright alright alright, Shaft or Satan, Sky Force, emoting with your mouth open, what does the hangout say, the dingo ate my Internet, sitting on the table, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. spoilers and theories, and ringy ding things!  Plus!  Uncle Jimbo has his weiner out!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s the world’s greatest 7 out of 10.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.net/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough liste]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/12/08/the-geek-io-show-episode-86--fire-walk-repeat-die</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2014 22:20:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881611/the_geek_io_show_episode_86_fire_walk_repeat_die.mp3" length="113417994" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YsZHXQr9cEQ?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back to with our penultimate-penultimate show of the year...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YsZHXQr9cEQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back to with our penultimate-penultimate show of the year with Dale!  Our favorite Aussie set the bar low, but don’t call it a donkey punch.<br />We discussed CJ’s grumpy day, how evil is Dark Thursday, Rockules, coffee domain, Destiny is really solidly mediocre, baby Gotham, spending too much money on crappy movies, Interstellar alright alright alright, Shaft or Satan, Sky Force, emoting with your mouth open, what does the hangout say, the dingo ate my Internet, sitting on the table, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. spoilers and theories, and ringy ding things!  Plus!  Uncle Jimbo has his weiner out!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s the world’s greatest 7 out of 10.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.net/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough liste]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7089</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,email,geek,microsoft,tech</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geek I/O Special: Professor Shyguy - History 1-1 Listening Party</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-i-o-special-professor-shyguy-history-1-1-listening-party--15881616</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/7O4ZsLBvYw8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The one and only Professor Shyguy joins us for a magical time listening to his new album, History 1-1, while talking influence and working with other awesome artists! Have a listen and don't forget to grab the album over at his bandcamp page!<br /><br />(If you grab it before the end of Monday 12/1/15; use the code "whitesaturday" for a discount!)<br /><br />Direct Audio Link: Geek I/O Special: Professor Shyguy - History 1-1 Listening Party<br /><br />If you enjoyed this special episode: first, go show your support by purchasing the album. Then consider visiting our Patreon page and becoming a monthly contributor! Your contribution not only let's us have fun specials like this, but helps keep the entire network running! We have big ambitions, but can only do them with your help. Let's call this a "value for value" model. We are totally copying that phrase, but that's cool so is everyone else.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/11/30/geek-io-special-professor-shyguy--history-1-1-listening-party</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2014 21:30:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881616/geek_io_special_professor_shyguy_history_1_1_listening_party.mp3" length="113876123" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/7O4ZsLBvYw8?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







The one and only Professor Shyguy joins us for a magical time listening to his new album, History...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/7O4ZsLBvYw8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The one and only Professor Shyguy joins us for a magical time listening to his new album, History 1-1, while talking influence and working with other awesome artists! Have a listen and don't forget to grab the album over at his bandcamp page!<br /><br />(If you grab it before the end of Monday 12/1/15; use the code "whitesaturday" for a discount!)<br /><br />Direct Audio Link: Geek I/O Special: Professor Shyguy - History 1-1 Listening Party<br /><br />If you enjoyed this special episode: first, go show your support by purchasing the album. Then consider visiting our Patreon page and becoming a monthly contributor! Your contribution not only let's us have fun specials like this, but helps keep the entire network running! We have big ambitions, but can only do them with your help. Let's call this a "value for value" model. We are totally copying that phrase, but that's cool so is everyone else.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7118</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brandt,cooley,history,professor,shyguy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show - Episode 85: Absolute conjecture from a feverish mind</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-85-absolute-conjecture-from-a-feverish-mind--15881612</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/9sENr0cu0cs?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by a guest, and what a guest he was!  J.F. Dubeau told us all about his new book, The Life Engineered, and made us all passionately uncomfortable.<br />We discussed Big Hero 6, the Twin Peak journey may be dead, Lost Girl, our first troll, the joys of seeing Bender again, Stefan: King dick among dicks, FreedomTM is good, bootstrappin’, Tasker and Bones, finding the power of teaching, Tenant is yummy, sex-E-bola, Disney by-products, Kanye West love child, you suck life, go kill self, shoving Nutella in your holes, H.Y.D.R.A douche-bags, having times with words, and Twin Peaks twerking.  Plus!  Blowjob Overwatch!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like laying in a bed of bitches.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us di]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/11/23/the-geek-io-show--episode-85-absolute-conjecture-from-a-feverish-mind</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2014 10:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881612/the_geek_io_show_episode_85_absolute_conjecture_from_a_feverish_mind.mp3" length="119876281" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/9sENr0cu0cs?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by a guest, and what a guest he was!  J.F. Dubeau...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/9sENr0cu0cs?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by a guest, and what a guest he was!  J.F. Dubeau told us all about his new book, The Life Engineered, and made us all passionately uncomfortable.<br />We discussed Big Hero 6, the Twin Peak journey may be dead, Lost Girl, our first troll, the joys of seeing Bender again, Stefan: King dick among dicks, FreedomTM is good, bootstrappin’, Tasker and Bones, finding the power of teaching, Tenant is yummy, sex-E-bola, Disney by-products, Kanye West love child, you suck life, go kill self, shoving Nutella in your holes, H.Y.D.R.A douche-bags, having times with words, and Twin Peaks twerking.  Plus!  Blowjob Overwatch!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like laying in a bed of bitches.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us di]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7493</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dubeau,engineered,jf,life,the</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 84 -  Pinching the internet hose</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-84-pinching-the-internet-hose--15881627</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/SNpDbhIaTIc?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back from last week’s hiatus and boy do we have stories of nerd games and vomit to share.<br />We discussed fancy headphones, MTG 2015 Expansion, Twin Peaks might win CJ over almost sorta kinda, beffagheddon, the Artemis addiction, schoolin’ isn’t easy, vacations and vomit, fun times with FreedomTM, Bacon Behemoth, butt misconfiguration, the best thing on my head, what’s hokey on the Wii, Oink n’ Boink, suck on dirt, and a spoiler filled discussion of the Constantine pilot.  We have things to say.  Things.  Plus!  Go eat beef and die!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, as we shoot the crap eternal.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will h]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/11/18/the-geek-io-show-episode-84--pinching-the-internet-hose</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2014 10:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881627/the_geek_io_show_episode_84_pinching_the_internet_hose.mp3" length="101656604" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/SNpDbhIaTIc?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back from last week’s hiatus and boy do we have stories of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/SNpDbhIaTIc?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back from last week’s hiatus and boy do we have stories of nerd games and vomit to share.<br />We discussed fancy headphones, MTG 2015 Expansion, Twin Peaks might win CJ over almost sorta kinda, beffagheddon, the Artemis addiction, schoolin’ isn’t easy, vacations and vomit, fun times with FreedomTM, Bacon Behemoth, butt misconfiguration, the best thing on my head, what’s hokey on the Wii, Oink n’ Boink, suck on dirt, and a spoiler filled discussion of the Constantine pilot.  We have things to say.  Things.  Plus!  Go eat beef and die!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, as we shoot the crap eternal.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will h]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6354</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bacon,constantine,geek,mtg,twin</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 83 - Not enough money in the budget for dragon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-83-not-enough-money-in-the-budget-for-dragon--15881623</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/fYfCqjKGPLg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we laid the smackdown in our Winter Movie Smackdown auction!  We even had the most rad of geeks, Professor Shyguy, as our auctioneer!  You can’t handle this!  The usual gang was all there plus our favorite foreigners whose names start with ‘Da’, Darrel and Dale!<br />We discussed always going butt first, refreshing your body, Sentinels of the Multiverse, Trap Team, orc throat punching in Shadows of Mordor, big fat hobbit butts, Twin Peaks rage, wrist pain, schoolin’, mother effin Destiny, Darrel’s new shiney, another young adult dystopian future story with a strong female lead called Divergent, bladder stones in a Ziploc bag, Arrow’s shirt allergy and Dale’s shit allergy, may the yuletide spank, Batmoses, Emmy Rossom and Reverb, a bear with a hat, special effects nephew, and a shot-glass of Surge.  Plus!  Bring in the boner!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like Oops!  All Berries: The Movie.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate i]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/11/05/the-geek-io-show-episode-83--not-enough-money-in-the-budget-for-dragon</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2014 03:28:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881623/the_geek_io_show_episode_83_not_enough_money_in_the_budget_for_dragon.mp3" length="110237343" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/fYfCqjKGPLg?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we laid the smackdown in our Winter Movie Smackdown auction!  We...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/fYfCqjKGPLg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we laid the smackdown in our Winter Movie Smackdown auction!  We even had the most rad of geeks, Professor Shyguy, as our auctioneer!  You can’t handle this!  The usual gang was all there plus our favorite foreigners whose names start with ‘Da’, Darrel and Dale!<br />We discussed always going butt first, refreshing your body, Sentinels of the Multiverse, Trap Team, orc throat punching in Shadows of Mordor, big fat hobbit butts, Twin Peaks rage, wrist pain, schoolin’, mother effin Destiny, Darrel’s new shiney, another young adult dystopian future story with a strong female lead called Divergent, bladder stones in a Ziploc bag, Arrow’s shirt allergy and Dale’s shit allergy, may the yuletide spank, Batmoses, Emmy Rossom and Reverb, a bear with a hat, special effects nephew, and a shot-glass of Surge.  Plus!  Bring in the boner!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like Oops!  All Berries: The Movie.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate i]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6890</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>draft,geek,movie,shyguy,smackdown</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 82 - A worm inside the H.Y.D.R.A.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-82-a-worm-inside-the-h-y-d-r-a--15881620</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/gbPJhMESlCY?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we we joined by our favorite tranny in the outback, Dale Campbell!  It was just like old times, and we were giddy with excitement because we all missed my Dale.<br /><br />We discussed falling pink balls, the full reach around, the sickness of Mordor, Shadow of Mordor, Galaxy Note 4 adventures, Dale heads to Twin Peaks and eats strange Japanese balls, Rachel gets distracted by minions, speaking of kangaroos, Inktober catch-up, live horse noises, and a spoilering good discussion of Kree juice on Agents of SHEILD, dirty money on Sleepy Hollow, and The Balloonman cometh on Gotham.  Plus!  Twinkle hat pointy shoes!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll show you how deep the horseman will go.<br /><br />We want to welcome our newest sponsors: TeeFury (geek-io.com/teefury) , the home for your favorite t-shirt needs! And Think Geek (geek-io.com/thinkgeek) our favorite niche-geek toy/apparel store!<br /><br />Geek IO is brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S4, Nexus 5 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 33% off AND free shipp]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/10/21/the-geek-io-show-episode-82--a-worm-inside-the-hydra</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:43:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881620/the_geek_io_show_episode_82_a_worm_inside_the_hydra.mp3" length="87023113" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/gbPJhMESlCY?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we we joined by our favorite tranny in the outback, Dale Campbell!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/gbPJhMESlCY?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we we joined by our favorite tranny in the outback, Dale Campbell!  It was just like old times, and we were giddy with excitement because we all missed my Dale.<br /><br />We discussed falling pink balls, the full reach around, the sickness of Mordor, Shadow of Mordor, Galaxy Note 4 adventures, Dale heads to Twin Peaks and eats strange Japanese balls, Rachel gets distracted by minions, speaking of kangaroos, Inktober catch-up, live horse noises, and a spoilering good discussion of Kree juice on Agents of SHEILD, dirty money on Sleepy Hollow, and The Balloonman cometh on Gotham.  Plus!  Twinkle hat pointy shoes!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll show you how deep the horseman will go.<br /><br />We want to welcome our newest sponsors: TeeFury (geek-io.com/teefury) , the home for your favorite t-shirt needs! And Think Geek (geek-io.com/thinkgeek) our favorite niche-geek toy/apparel store!<br /><br />Geek IO is brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S4, Nexus 5 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 33% off AND free shipp]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5439</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>gotham,hydra,note4,shield,worms</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 81 - OK Google, Sexy Time</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-81-ok-google-sexy-time--15881624</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Zs22oMXixsg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This Week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Mara Macul Mendes, who brought us up a few pegs with her mighty MENSA mind meat.<br /><br />We discussed all of the hertz, amaze-balls spider-dude, lots of Diablo 3, the Nike Plus does all you want it  to, floppy disks don’t go through the shredder, zip drive or die, never skip leg day, Silver Linings Playbook actually lives up to the hype, Budlong is all giddy over his new shiny Moto X and 360, weird scenarios we come up with for tasker, Budlong takes the Twin Peaks challenge, Jaz feels bad about watching Archer, Waze, giant moon fish spiders, science-ish fiction, adorable Riddler, The Dude Bro Channel, and Greek Alcho-bits.  Plus!  I’ve seen every penis in this van!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We don’t give a boing.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like ab]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/10/12/the-geek-io-show-episode-81--ok-google-sexy-time</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2014 03:26:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881624/the_geek_io_show_episode_81_ok_google_sexy_time.mp3" length="121527648" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Zs22oMXixsg?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This Week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Mara Macul Mendes, who brought us up a few pegs...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Zs22oMXixsg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This Week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Mara Macul Mendes, who brought us up a few pegs with her mighty MENSA mind meat.<br /><br />We discussed all of the hertz, amaze-balls spider-dude, lots of Diablo 3, the Nike Plus does all you want it  to, floppy disks don’t go through the shredder, zip drive or die, never skip leg day, Silver Linings Playbook actually lives up to the hype, Budlong is all giddy over his new shiny Moto X and 360, weird scenarios we come up with for tasker, Budlong takes the Twin Peaks challenge, Jaz feels bad about watching Archer, Waze, giant moon fish spiders, science-ish fiction, adorable Riddler, The Dude Bro Channel, and Greek Alcho-bits.  Plus!  I’ve seen every penis in this van!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We don’t give a boing.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like ab]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7596</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>doctor,dr,google,who</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 80 - Stuck up a doodle</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-80-stuck-up-a-doodle--15881617</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/w2MeeF6D5Ig?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Rachel was away and it was a total dude fest, but we still managed to talk about pink things and Girl Scout cookies.<br /><br />We discussed FTP work-around failures, Budlong’s little sister is getting married and Jaz has the cake, where did this extra pack come from?, tattooing Piccolo on your piccolo, Jaz gets the kids for a day and gets to be a pretend Chopped judge, we’re doing the Inktober thing (some of us better than others), Flaming Cowboy, Spiderman Unlimited is addicting, Ello is dripping with hipster startup bullshit, eBaying your Girl Scout cookie surplus, setting up a Surface while testing Windows 10 and other Microsoft fun times, Diablo 3 Expac, stuck on Angel, How to Train Your Dragon 2 is almost perfect, and we knock off a chunk to have a spoiler heavy discussion of the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Sleepy Hollow season premiers.  Plus!  Pink Hulk fabu-smash!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It will be totes amaze-balls.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/10/05/the-geek-io-show-episode-80--stuck-up-a-doodle</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2014 14:56:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881617/the_geek_io_show_episode_80_stuck_up_a_doodle.mp3" length="95378457" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/w2MeeF6D5Ig?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, Rachel was away and it was a total dude fest, but we still managed...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/w2MeeF6D5Ig?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, Rachel was away and it was a total dude fest, but we still managed to talk about pink things and Girl Scout cookies.<br /><br />We discussed FTP work-around failures, Budlong’s little sister is getting married and Jaz has the cake, where did this extra pack come from?, tattooing Piccolo on your piccolo, Jaz gets the kids for a day and gets to be a pretend Chopped judge, we’re doing the Inktober thing (some of us better than others), Flaming Cowboy, Spiderman Unlimited is addicting, Ello is dripping with hipster startup bullshit, eBaying your Girl Scout cookie surplus, setting up a Surface while testing Windows 10 and other Microsoft fun times, Diablo 3 Expac, stuck on Angel, How to Train Your Dragon 2 is almost perfect, and we knock off a chunk to have a spoiler heavy discussion of the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Sleepy Hollow season premiers.  Plus!  Pink Hulk fabu-smash!<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It will be totes amaze-balls.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angel,beer,ebay,hulk,piccolo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 79 - Google Now Cards Against Humanity</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-79-google-now-cards-against-humanity--15881615</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/RZ17T-F5x4E?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the gang’s all here and were ready to bring the geek, even if the Twitch chat client can be kind of a jerk sometimes.<br />We discussed flu of the penis, hugging the Internet, Marvel Live wants all of your money, Budlong’s new words shen-a-gins and distinginguitable, Jazfist vs the gas pump, iOS KOTOR, the youngest geek reviews Hearthstone (it’s not Dale) and its hard decks, CJ wins his own office, The Winter Soldier impresses, Budlong fails at Sonic, blueboxing, and video editing at 2:30AM.  Plus!  The villains of Bantham, grumpy Alfred, and our reactions to the Gotham pilot!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You’ll be seeing Whedon everywhere.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/09/28/the-geek-io-show-episode-79--google-now-cards-against-humanity</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2014 10:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881615/the_geek_io_show_episode_79_google_now_cards_against_humanity.mp3" length="101372392" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/RZ17T-F5x4E?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, the gang’s all here and were ready to bring the geek, even if the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/RZ17T-F5x4E?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the gang’s all here and were ready to bring the geek, even if the Twitch chat client can be kind of a jerk sometimes.<br />We discussed flu of the penis, hugging the Internet, Marvel Live wants all of your money, Budlong’s new words shen-a-gins and distinginguitable, Jazfist vs the gas pump, iOS KOTOR, the youngest geek reviews Hearthstone (it’s not Dale) and its hard decks, CJ wins his own office, The Winter Soldier impresses, Budlong fails at Sonic, blueboxing, and video editing at 2:30AM.  Plus!  The villains of Bantham, grumpy Alfred, and our reactions to the Gotham pilot!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You’ll be seeing Whedon everywhere.<br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6336</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bendgate,gotham,iphone,sonic,whedon</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 78 - Lizard Lezzie Vastra</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-78-lizard-lezzie-vastra--15881628</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/lRaxOqSmXjw?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ and Budlong (and then Rachel) rocking it as the dynamic duo (trio?) Florida Man and RightWing!<br /><br />We discussed Budlong’s vibrating crotch, his slow leaking pipes, (as always) doing some funky… HELLO! After Rachel joins up, mommy and daddy fight over DVI cables, the blue bouncing balls, which is a special kind of superpower, daddy not liking Whedon’s water, also… DAMN YOU HARRY POTTER!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’re a snaggletoothed bit of a thing.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/09/23/the-geek-io-show-episode-78--lizard-lezzie-vastra</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2014 15:25:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881628/the_geek_io_show_episode_78_lizard_lezzie_vastra.mp3" length="110833771" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/lRaxOqSmXjw?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ and Budlong (and then Rachel) rocking it as the dynamic duo...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/lRaxOqSmXjw?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ and Budlong (and then Rachel) rocking it as the dynamic duo (trio?) Florida Man and RightWing!<br /><br />We discussed Budlong’s vibrating crotch, his slow leaking pipes, (as always) doing some funky… HELLO! After Rachel joins up, mommy and daddy fight over DVI cables, the blue bouncing balls, which is a special kind of superpower, daddy not liking Whedon’s water, also… DAMN YOU HARRY POTTER!<br /><br />Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’re a snaggletoothed bit of a thing.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6928</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>doctor,doomsday,dw,preppers,who</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 77 - Schrodinger’s Cat5 or 6 Cable</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-77-schrodinger-s-cat5-or-6-cable--15881630</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FM7VCLWhYYg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re kickin’ it old school with no guests at all!  We don’t need no stinkin’ guests!  Unless you want to be a guest.  Drop us line, we’d love to hang with you.  Nothing creepy, just homies chillin’ out together.  Anyhoo…<br />We discussed butt zipping, angry RoboJaz, how to DDoS attack yourself (DDoSicide?  Ah jeeze...that’s terrible...forget I said that), ArcheAge, bad things happen when children get scissors, animated turkeys are way more awesome than animated squirrels, stringing cables, loving and hating Bob’s Burgers, putting something in your mouth and eating it, purple tongue, twin peaks in Twin Peaks, lemon curd tarts, scientist take the first step toward making a real rainbow road (eff that!), Amazon bought Twitch, the ninja burger doesn’t look appetizing and might be racist, and pooping out quarters!  Plus!  Absolutely no mention whatsoever of that Apple thing that happened this week!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’re all backed up and exploding in your face.<br /><br /><br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the G]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/09/19/the-geek-io-show-episode-77--schrodingers-cat5-or-6-cable</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2014 01:51:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881630/the_geek_io_show_episode_77_schrodingers_cat5_or_6_cable.mp3" length="76949421" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FM7VCLWhYYg?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re kickin’ it old school with no guests at all!  We don’t need...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FM7VCLWhYYg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re kickin’ it old school with no guests at all!  We don’t need no stinkin’ guests!  Unless you want to be a guest.  Drop us line, we’d love to hang with you.  Nothing creepy, just homies chillin’ out together.  Anyhoo…<br />We discussed butt zipping, angry RoboJaz, how to DDoS attack yourself (DDoSicide?  Ah jeeze...that’s terrible...forget I said that), ArcheAge, bad things happen when children get scissors, animated turkeys are way more awesome than animated squirrels, stringing cables, loving and hating Bob’s Burgers, putting something in your mouth and eating it, purple tongue, twin peaks in Twin Peaks, lemon curd tarts, scientist take the first step toward making a real rainbow road (eff that!), Amazon bought Twitch, the ninja burger doesn’t look appetizing and might be racist, and pooping out quarters!  Plus!  Absolutely no mention whatsoever of that Apple thing that happened this week!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’re all backed up and exploding in your face.<br /><br /><br /><br />f you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the G]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4810</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>archeage,guild,peaks,twin,wars</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 76 - The Night Time Paradigm Shift @ DragonCon 2014</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-76-the-night-time-paradigm-shift-dragoncon-2014--15881622</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/v2OsDSk8gjQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we have our DragonCon recap!  We are joined by our own Raul Garza, because, well, he was there.  It’s time to discuss our adventures in one of the most highly concentrated geek events of the year!<br />We discussed Twitch going crazy, meeting face to face and eating schwarma, what a habitrail is, grinding furries, game room after dark, pen issues, tribbles in training, going bottle nuts, CJ meeting a fan, seeking Professor Shyguy with an Ali on your back, a tiny flash banging into Rachel and JuRY, sustenance vs lubrication, Christmas in your mouth, blender floppy flappaccino, gargling soap, two pounds of meat on your salad, Hunger Games theme park is a bad idea, who ate the Willy’s, and the only thing better than watching Guardians of the Galaxy is watching it together!  Plus!  The night time paradigm shift!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll tell you how many men, dressed as a raccoon, to expect in the line for the BDS&M panel.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/09/08/the-geek-io-show-episode-76--the-night-time-paradigm-shift-dragoncon-2014</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2014 10:35:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881622/the_geek_io_show_episode_76_the_night_time_paradigm_shift_dragoncon_2014.mp3" length="154427351" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/v2OsDSk8gjQ?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we have our DragonCon recap!  We are joined by our own Raul Garza,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/v2OsDSk8gjQ?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we have our DragonCon recap!  We are joined by our own Raul Garza, because, well, he was there.  It’s time to discuss our adventures in one of the most highly concentrated geek events of the year!<br />We discussed Twitch going crazy, meeting face to face and eating schwarma, what a habitrail is, grinding furries, game room after dark, pen issues, tribbles in training, going bottle nuts, CJ meeting a fan, seeking Professor Shyguy with an Ali on your back, a tiny flash banging into Rachel and JuRY, sustenance vs lubrication, Christmas in your mouth, blender floppy flappaccino, gargling soap, two pounds of meat on your salad, Hunger Games theme park is a bad idea, who ate the Willy’s, and the only thing better than watching Guardians of the Galaxy is watching it together!  Plus!  The night time paradigm shift!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll tell you how many men, dressed as a raccoon, to expect in the line for the BDS&M panel.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9652</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2014,atl,con,dragon,dragoncon</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 75 - The fat Rocket Raccoon hanging with a Harley Quinn</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-75-the-fat-rocket-raccoon-hanging-with-a-harley-quinn--15881621</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/guNuGFweYF0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we round out our Dragon*Con survival series with Santa Claus ... err... George R.R. Martin ... err .. Chuck Corum, the most excellent fellow heading up the Dragon*Con Facebook group.  He taught us to wear comfy shoes and that the best rum comes in buckets.<br />We discussed outgrowing shoving the people in, BYOB (bring your own bucket), rubber masks in high humidity is a bad idea, people watching and people sketching, cos-play repair kits, enjoying all the parades, Budlong is all bushy and busty, Tommy does Skinemax, rum and webinars, Apple TV poops on Netflix, Emo Angel is bad Angel, corporate-buzzword-upward-momentum-blah, IP security cameras, a blue jay and a lobster that codes, Raul plays the creepiest game ever, the final Twin Peaks report is upon us, how to pronounce wkhtmltopdf, and a freshly shorn scrote.  Plus!  Hobonet!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  The frame rate f-ups really hertz.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/08/24/the-geek-io-show-episode-75--the-fat-rocket-raccoon-hanging-with-a-harley-quinn</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2014 11:15:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881621/the_geek_io_show_episode_75_the_fat_rocket_raccoon_hanging_with_a_harley_quinn.mp3" length="130306888" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/guNuGFweYF0?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we round out our Dragon*Con survival series with Santa Claus ......</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/guNuGFweYF0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we round out our Dragon*Con survival series with Santa Claus ... err... George R.R. Martin ... err .. Chuck Corum, the most excellent fellow heading up the Dragon*Con Facebook group.  He taught us to wear comfy shoes and that the best rum comes in buckets.<br />We discussed outgrowing shoving the people in, BYOB (bring your own bucket), rubber masks in high humidity is a bad idea, people watching and people sketching, cos-play repair kits, enjoying all the parades, Budlong is all bushy and busty, Tommy does Skinemax, rum and webinars, Apple TV poops on Netflix, Emo Angel is bad Angel, corporate-buzzword-upward-momentum-blah, IP security cameras, a blue jay and a lobster that codes, Raul plays the creepiest game ever, the final Twin Peaks report is upon us, how to pronounce wkhtmltopdf, and a freshly shorn scrote.  Plus!  Hobonet!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  The frame rate f-ups really hertz.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8145</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chuck,corum,dragon,dragoncon,dragon*con</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 74 - Kinky boss kisses</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-74-kinky-boss-kisses--15881635</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/95NEqE9IPyw?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Kevin Bachelder, leader of the Dragon*Con Newbie website and Facebook group!  He has years of Dragon*con experience under his belt, and he has tons of helpful Dragon*Con survival tips.<br />We discussed pacing yourself, murder for sour s’ghetti, a pocket full of cake, duct tape and a large tube (and yes this cosplay does start with mistress), single-origin coffee and tiny crumpets, getting your con-walk workout, the 6-2-1 rule, CJ is tired of Darla, but he might have accidentally gotten a promotion, Rio 2 brings the cute, a Twin Peaks transvestite quiz, Chore Monster, a massive monitor set up, the damn dollar store, how big is Rachel’s bag, what is a hammer stem, and the results of the Summer Movie Smackdown!  Plus!  What is a breasturaunt?<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll give you some Santa Fe Corn Stix.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/08/17/the-geek-io-show-episode-74--kinky-boss-kisses</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2014 02:22:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881635/the_geek_io_show_episode_74_kinky_boss_kisses.mp3" length="101574676" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/95NEqE9IPyw?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Kevin Bachelder, leader of the Dragon*Con Newbie...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/95NEqE9IPyw?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Kevin Bachelder, leader of the Dragon*Con Newbie website and Facebook group!  He has years of Dragon*con experience under his belt, and he has tons of helpful Dragon*Con survival tips.<br />We discussed pacing yourself, murder for sour s’ghetti, a pocket full of cake, duct tape and a large tube (and yes this cosplay does start with mistress), single-origin coffee and tiny crumpets, getting your con-walk workout, the 6-2-1 rule, CJ is tired of Darla, but he might have accidentally gotten a promotion, Rio 2 brings the cute, a Twin Peaks transvestite quiz, Chore Monster, a massive monitor set up, the damn dollar store, how big is Rachel’s bag, what is a hammer stem, and the results of the Summer Movie Smackdown!  Plus!  What is a breasturaunt?<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll give you some Santa Fe Corn Stix.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6349</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>d*c,debriefing,dragoncon,dragon*con,newbies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 73 - Happiness and internet hugs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-73-happiness-and-internet-hugs--15881625</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cPHdfO6Rq8k?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O show, we were joined by Kim McGibony, who’s been going to DragonCon longer than Dale has been alive!  Seriously.  We normally joke about these things, but this is actually fact.  She kicked off our mini-series of “Surviving DragonCon”, and gave us the debriefing.<br />We discussed Need Coffee Fun Fest, newbie meet and greet, Atlanta is hawte and hot, the importance of showers, keeping your head cool, Slave Leia cos-play isn't about originality, Guardians of the Galaxy makes CJ squee, Angel is distracted by Arrow’s abs, classic monster fest, Atelier Rorona, Rachel’s purty phone case, Nexus 5, Cars with snails, 70's Disney movies are wrought with bad quality and child endangerment, there’s a fish in the percolator for Jaz’s Twin Peaks report, one mile is equal to two blocks, and CJ hates SAM so much!  Plus!  How not to die at DragonCon!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll throw some ladybugs your way.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/08/09/the-geek-io-show-episode-73--happiness-and-internet-hugs</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2014 11:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881625/the_geek_io_show_episode_73_happiness_and_internet_hugs.mp3" length="70593479" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cPHdfO6Rq8k?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O show, we were joined by Kim McGibony, who’s been going to DragonCon...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cPHdfO6Rq8k?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O show, we were joined by Kim McGibony, who’s been going to DragonCon longer than Dale has been alive!  Seriously.  We normally joke about these things, but this is actually fact.  She kicked off our mini-series of “Surviving DragonCon”, and gave us the debriefing.<br />We discussed Need Coffee Fun Fest, newbie meet and greet, Atlanta is hawte and hot, the importance of showers, keeping your head cool, Slave Leia cos-play isn't about originality, Guardians of the Galaxy makes CJ squee, Angel is distracted by Arrow’s abs, classic monster fest, Atelier Rorona, Rachel’s purty phone case, Nexus 5, Cars with snails, 70's Disney movies are wrought with bad quality and child endangerment, there’s a fish in the percolator for Jaz’s Twin Peaks report, one mile is equal to two blocks, and CJ hates SAM so much!  Plus!  How not to die at DragonCon!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll throw some ladybugs your way.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4413</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>atlanta,con,dragoncon,dragon*con,survival</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 72 - Can’t put Darth Vader in my Pants</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-72-can-t-put-darth-vader-in-my-pants--15881629</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5Ez_F4kUgzg?list=PLPIiUAs9OCUe-P_86PQkgEFF09PMpmPyU&wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the best 60 second song writer on the internet, Ali Spagnola!  We basked in the shadow of her awesomeness, but made no effort to hide our shame.<br />We discussed Ali’s long list of rad web projects, the most Googled song, that Fandango gig, Budlong’s new tablet, CJ’s early birthday goodies, the small things that make you big things, free music for your film project, Fire Emblem on the 3DS, being beaned with a girl, putting cracks in your cards, bears versus gators, Rio is great, Twin Peaks may be great, Deamon was alright, what a "northern flicker" is, founding fauxhawks, the Surface 3 impresses CJ, and sexy Chewbacca!  Plus!  Dragon*Con is on the horizon!<br />Join us on Geek I/O, won’t you?  Shwood would.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. A]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/07/28/the-geek-io-show-episode-72--cant-put-darth-vader-in-my-pants</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2014 01:03:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881629/the_geek_io_show_episode_72_cant_put_darth_vader_in_my_pants.mp3" length="100819006" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5Ez_F4kUgzg?list=PLPIiUAs9OCUe-P_86PQkgEFF09PMpmPyU&amp;wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the best...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5Ez_F4kUgzg?list=PLPIiUAs9OCUe-P_86PQkgEFF09PMpmPyU&wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the best 60 second song writer on the internet, Ali Spagnola!  We basked in the shadow of her awesomeness, but made no effort to hide our shame.<br />We discussed Ali’s long list of rad web projects, the most Googled song, that Fandango gig, Budlong’s new tablet, CJ’s early birthday goodies, the small things that make you big things, free music for your film project, Fire Emblem on the 3DS, being beaned with a girl, putting cracks in your cards, bears versus gators, Rio is great, Twin Peaks may be great, Deamon was alright, what a "northern flicker" is, founding fauxhawks, the Surface 3 impresses CJ, and sexy Chewbacca!  Plus!  Dragon*Con is on the horizon!<br />Join us on Geek I/O, won’t you?  Shwood would.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. A]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6302</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ali,month,music,musician,spagnola</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 71 - Dorothy's Adventure to the Center of the Earth</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-71-dorothy-s-adventure-to-the-center-of-the-earth--15881636</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eWS1CFb09mg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by no one!  It was Dale and Alexandra’s last show, and we gave them a happy little send off that was mostly about them...even though they are leaving us...but we aren’t bitter...mostly.<br /><br />We discussed doing all the monkeys, Apes are better than Transformers, filming corn films with ape diapers, surviving finals, David Boreanaz can’t make Rachel drop her pants, fixing the broken things, remote locations in Alabama, Neil Gaiman makes other writers look bad, how to build a Claptrap, going retro with Pokemon Yellow, saving coffee man, exploding the news, Gail Gamble, bringing the different girly dynamic, and jumping on the Jar(r)eds.  Plus!  We send off Dale and Alexandra with a big pile of feels!  All the feels!<br /><br />Join us on Geek I/O, won’t you?  We’ll give you the bro-fist.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/07/19/the-geek-io-show-episode-71--dorothys-adventure-to-the-center-of-the-earth</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2014 14:20:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881636/the_geek_io_show_episode_71_dorothys_adventure_to_the_center_of_the_earth.mp3" length="117096072" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eWS1CFb09mg?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by no one!  It was Dale and Alexandra’s last show,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eWS1CFb09mg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by no one!  It was Dale and Alexandra’s last show, and we gave them a happy little send off that was mostly about them...even though they are leaving us...but we aren’t bitter...mostly.<br /><br />We discussed doing all the monkeys, Apes are better than Transformers, filming corn films with ape diapers, surviving finals, David Boreanaz can’t make Rachel drop her pants, fixing the broken things, remote locations in Alabama, Neil Gaiman makes other writers look bad, how to build a Claptrap, going retro with Pokemon Yellow, saving coffee man, exploding the news, Gail Gamble, bringing the different girly dynamic, and jumping on the Jar(r)eds.  Plus!  We send off Dale and Alexandra with a big pile of feels!  All the feels!<br /><br />Join us on Geek I/O, won’t you?  We’ll give you the bro-fist.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7319</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>campbell,dragoncon,movies,props,schoell</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 70 - Hotdogs and coffee w/ Professor Shyguy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-70-hotdogs-and-coffee-w-professor-shyguy--15881632</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/q-LHHHeMM8s?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by our favorite 8-bit rhyme master, Professor ShyGuy.  He wowed us with his geek cred and his legit ABC skills.<br />We discussed crafting rhymes and playing gigs, calling penises tweeters, ordering live ladybugs on the internet, playing Brogue, Optimus Prime only tries to give you freedom while punching you in the face, Chipopera, driving in the dark, the eternal echo, Neil Gaiman makes other writers look bad, True Detective blows Jaz’s mind, putting an unnecessary Y in your app name, KitKat brings the shiny, CJ brinks on Whedonception, Rachel ran out of Plant and Zombies, Doctor Who feels, Old McDonald had a Geek, Google Wallet actually in your wallet, Donkey Kong is cold without his banana horde, weird adventures in Netflix, blood sisters, and pink Kryptonite is fabulous!  Plus!  Pick Rachel’s Cos-Play!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You're welcome to puke in our bushes.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to h]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/07/14/the-geek-io-show-episode-70--hotdogs-and-coffee-w-professor-shyguy</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2014 18:55:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881632/the_geek_io_show_episode_70_hotdogs_and_coffee_w_professor_shyguy.mp3" length="112663996" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/q-LHHHeMM8s?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by our favorite 8-bit rhyme master, Professor...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/q-LHHHeMM8s?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by our favorite 8-bit rhyme master, Professor ShyGuy.  He wowed us with his geek cred and his legit ABC skills.<br />We discussed crafting rhymes and playing gigs, calling penises tweeters, ordering live ladybugs on the internet, playing Brogue, Optimus Prime only tries to give you freedom while punching you in the face, Chipopera, driving in the dark, the eternal echo, Neil Gaiman makes other writers look bad, True Detective blows Jaz’s mind, putting an unnecessary Y in your app name, KitKat brings the shiny, CJ brinks on Whedonception, Rachel ran out of Plant and Zombies, Doctor Who feels, Old McDonald had a Geek, Google Wallet actually in your wallet, Donkey Kong is cold without his banana horde, weird adventures in Netflix, blood sisters, and pink Kryptonite is fabulous!  Plus!  Pick Rachel’s Cos-Play!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You're welcome to puke in our bushes.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to h]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7042</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chiptune,geek,proffessor,science,shyguy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 69 - Fill my narcissistic hole with John Anealio</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-69-fill-my-narcissistic-hole-with-john-anealio--15881633</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BC9TY0OjmR8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the nicest nerd songster/podcaster/music teacher/whatever-the-opposite-of-self-proclaimed-is novelist on the Internet, John Anealio!  He gave us a full explanation of just why George R. R. Martin is not our bitch.<br />We discussed the surprising approachability of semi-famous people, constructing a podcast, finding your niche, tweeting Neil Gaiman, when a host loves an intern, closet ventilation, Will Arnett is our favorite Batman, Legos are awesome (and pretty dark), purple sentinels, Witcher 2 is exciting, Character Camp, American Gods is getting the Pushing Daisies treatment, creepy YouTube videos for kids, the necessary evil of documentation, Dale is up to date on Orange is the New Black and way behind on The Hunger Games, Soylent is a lie, the shaft and the glands, and smacking muffins.  Plus!  Dueling boner jokes!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Where we always have penis on the mind.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment t]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/07/05/the-geek-io-show-episode-69--fill-my-narcissistic-hole-with-john-anealio</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2014 11:15:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881633/the_geek_io_show_episode_69_fill_my_narcissistic_hole_with_john_anealio.mp3" length="111452750" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BC9TY0OjmR8?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the nicest nerd songster/podcaster/music...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BC9TY0OjmR8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the nicest nerd songster/podcaster/music teacher/whatever-the-opposite-of-self-proclaimed-is novelist on the Internet, John Anealio!  He gave us a full explanation of just why George R. R. Martin is not our bitch.<br />We discussed the surprising approachability of semi-famous people, constructing a podcast, finding your niche, tweeting Neil Gaiman, when a host loves an intern, closet ventilation, Will Arnett is our favorite Batman, Legos are awesome (and pretty dark), purple sentinels, Witcher 2 is exciting, Character Camp, American Gods is getting the Pushing Daisies treatment, creepy YouTube videos for kids, the necessary evil of documentation, Dale is up to date on Orange is the New Black and way behind on The Hunger Games, Soylent is a lie, the shaft and the glands, and smacking muffins.  Plus!  Dueling boner jokes!<br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Where we always have penis on the mind.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment t]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6966</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anealio,geek,john,month,music</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 68 - Go home car, I’m drunk</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-68-go-home-car-i-m-drunk--15881639</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/h9Tppu5MmZ0?feature=player_detailpage&wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the our very own Jonathan DePew (JD) from How it Stacks and the brand new Comic Alliance!<br />We discussed Two Dots, Penis Con interview being awesome, Rendering all the things, The crappy JTV video policy changes, Really really wanting The Division, Seeing Edge of Tomorrow… Tomorrow, Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, More Marvel Heroes, CJ finally has a JOB!!, Starbucksing all night long, Dale’s Semester from hell being completed, Rehearsing for a wedding, Budlong date night with the X-Men, YouTube on Roku, Still waiting the American Gods and Azevedo playing with GitHub! Also, we geek out about Assisted Driving Cars coming to selected areas of California for a load of money!  <br />Join us, we’ll keep you chewing all night long! If you don’t join us, we’ll punch Dale in the face for $10<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/06/30/the-geek-io-show-episode-68--go-home-car-im-drunk</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2014 04:20:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881639/the_geek_io_show_episode_68_go_home_car_im_drunk.mp3" length="100995449" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/h9Tppu5MmZ0?feature=player_detailpage&amp;wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the our very own...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/h9Tppu5MmZ0?feature=player_detailpage&wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the our very own Jonathan DePew (JD) from How it Stacks and the brand new Comic Alliance!<br />We discussed Two Dots, Penis Con interview being awesome, Rendering all the things, The crappy JTV video policy changes, Really really wanting The Division, Seeing Edge of Tomorrow… Tomorrow, Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, More Marvel Heroes, CJ finally has a JOB!!, Starbucksing all night long, Dale’s Semester from hell being completed, Rehearsing for a wedding, Budlong date night with the X-Men, YouTube on Roku, Still waiting the American Gods and Azevedo playing with GitHub! Also, we geek out about Assisted Driving Cars coming to selected areas of California for a load of money!  <br />Join us, we’ll keep you chewing all night long! If you don’t join us, we’ll punch Dale in the face for $10<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6313</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>depew,how,howitstacks,it,jd</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek IO Show: Episode 67 - Get thee to a pecannery!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-io-show-episode-67-get-thee-to-a-pecannery--15881634</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/kixodlsc4SE?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the lady nerd Amy Frost!  She showed us how she earned the title of Queen of Debauchery, all while exemplifying her high standing among the nerdly house.  Trust me.  It’s all euphemisms.<br />We discussed neglected blogs, blank Cards Against Humanity, setting the uncomfortable bar, putting it in the wrong hole, cosplay with a foam dummy cake and acrylic frosting, Marvel Heros 2015, don’t forget your Towelroot, Earth to Echo is too cute and shaky for it’s own good, butter coffee exploding in your mouth, rubbing all over Florida, interviewing with new gear, what’s the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch, American Gods is oh so good, bondage over Clash of Clans, the cat at the door, and virginity flares up every once in a while.  Plus!  Amazon has released a phone.  Is it shiny enough to make us care?  Have they saturated their own market enough?<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We're huge in Blurmany.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/06/21/the-geek-io-show-episode-67--get-thee-to-a-pecannery</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2014 11:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881634/the_geek_io_show_episode_67_get_thee_to_a_pecannery.mp3" length="75771250" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/kixodlsc4SE?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the lady nerd Amy Frost!  She showed us how she...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/kixodlsc4SE?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the lady nerd Amy Frost!  She showed us how she earned the title of Queen of Debauchery, all while exemplifying her high standing among the nerdly house.  Trust me.  It’s all euphemisms.<br />We discussed neglected blogs, blank Cards Against Humanity, setting the uncomfortable bar, putting it in the wrong hole, cosplay with a foam dummy cake and acrylic frosting, Marvel Heros 2015, don’t forget your Towelroot, Earth to Echo is too cute and shaky for it’s own good, butter coffee exploding in your mouth, rubbing all over Florida, interviewing with new gear, what’s the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch, American Gods is oh so good, bondage over Clash of Clans, the cat at the door, and virginity flares up every once in a while.  Plus!  Amazon has released a phone.  Is it shiny enough to make us care?  Have they saturated their own market enough?<br /><br />Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We're huge in Blurmany.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4736</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amy,frost,geek,io,pensacon</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 66 - Huge Pi-NAS! (The #E32014 episode!)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-66-huge-pi-nas-the-e32014-episode--15881637</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/UlXRaUivhFk?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were out geeked by Delbert Sand!  We sat at his feet and learned from his superior video game and coffee knowledge.  We basked in his kinda almost Ted Rami appearance.<br />We discussed how great Maleficent really is, interrupting Budlong, Orange is the New Black may be the best show ever, killin’ Nazis in Wolfenstein new and old, The Printer is the Devil (by M. Night Shyamalan), Felicia Day is a timelord, Jaz is surprised at just how awesome Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children is, spending birthday money on storage, don’t land your motorcycle on a cop car, red hair and a russian accent, Arrow with boobs, F@#K Off, Xbox!, and nobody wants the #2 at the buffet.  Plus!  E3 happened and we sum up all the goodies, good times, and the things that left us meh-ing.<br />Join us on Geek I/O, won't you?  We Abzu you long time.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only help]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/06/19/the-geek-io-show-episode-66--huge-pi-nas-the-e32014-episode</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2014 02:02:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881637/the_geek_io_show_episode_66_huge_pi_nas_the_e32014_episode.mp3" length="61842121" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/UlXRaUivhFk?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were out geeked by Delbert Sand!  We sat at his feet and learned...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/UlXRaUivhFk?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were out geeked by Delbert Sand!  We sat at his feet and learned from his superior video game and coffee knowledge.  We basked in his kinda almost Ted Rami appearance.<br />We discussed how great Maleficent really is, interrupting Budlong, Orange is the New Black may be the best show ever, killin’ Nazis in Wolfenstein new and old, The Printer is the Devil (by M. Night Shyamalan), Felicia Day is a timelord, Jaz is surprised at just how awesome Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children is, spending birthday money on storage, don’t land your motorcycle on a cop car, red hair and a russian accent, Arrow with boobs, F@#K Off, Xbox!, and nobody wants the #2 at the buffet.  Plus!  E3 happened and we sum up all the goodies, good times, and the things that left us meh-ing.<br />Join us on Geek I/O, won't you?  We Abzu you long time.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only help]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3866</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2014,comics,e3,e32014,movies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 65 - The Spider has a Chainsaw</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-65-the-spider-has-a-chainsaw--15881644</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/K4WdCNT99JI?feature=player_detailpage&wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show we are joined by … Jarred Azevedo! He’s back, and ready for action!<br />We discussed RPG Maker, Hearthstone, THAT illustration project being completed, Fox News overreacting, Dale’s spider update (and how we overreact), My Little Pony, the color pink not existing, SHIELD, sick babies, new babies, bossy babies, Pokemon, Luigi’s Death Stare, Alexandra’s Skyrim Update, and CJ’s Watch_Dogs Update!<br />In our Geek Out segment, we talk about SOLAR ROADWAYS, the good, bad, and indifference in them, and how to actually make them work.<br />Join us, won’t you? We won’t lactate while our muscatches flap in the breeze while finding horse noises!<br />Just how far SHOULD a brown line stick out, anyway, Pinkie Pie? Oh wait, you don’t really exist.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/06/09/the-geek-io-show-episode-65--the-spider-has-a-chainsaw</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2014 02:31:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881644/the_geek_io_show_episode_65_the_spider_has_a_chainsaw.mp3" length="98846682" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/K4WdCNT99JI?feature=player_detailpage&amp;wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show we are joined by … Jarred Azevedo! He’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/K4WdCNT99JI?feature=player_detailpage&wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show we are joined by … Jarred Azevedo! He’s back, and ready for action!<br />We discussed RPG Maker, Hearthstone, THAT illustration project being completed, Fox News overreacting, Dale’s spider update (and how we overreact), My Little Pony, the color pink not existing, SHIELD, sick babies, new babies, bossy babies, Pokemon, Luigi’s Death Stare, Alexandra’s Skyrim Update, and CJ’s Watch_Dogs Update!<br />In our Geek Out segment, we talk about SOLAR ROADWAYS, the good, bad, and indifference in them, and how to actually make them work.<br />Join us, won’t you? We won’t lactate while our muscatches flap in the breeze while finding horse noises!<br />Just how far SHOULD a brown line stick out, anyway, Pinkie Pie? Oh wait, you don’t really exist.<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6178</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>azevedo,boat,budlong,schoell,solar</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 64 - Blindsided by nostalgia and weird anime</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-64-blindsided-by-nostalgia-and-weird-anime--15881640</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PzF_cNwRDgI?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show: we are joined last minute by Andy Young! (The AIE Podcast)<br />We discussed Watch Dogs, the Disney plague and how many of our hosts had it, UK zombies that may or may not be ripping off ghouls from Fallout, Wildstar, how many MMOs is just too many, RPG Maker Humble Bundles, Plants vs Zombies 2, camera shoots, job calls, Jim Henson, Reading Rainbow, and so much more we didn't really Geek Out about anything other than Tweaked Audio and CJ failing to use them correctly.<br />So join us, won’t you? It’s better than getting a new road bikini that makes you imperstinate Harry Potter with technology while being married but not getting laid by zambie prostitute that found Carmen Sandiego and skinned her with a cooking show audition addiction who puts his pants in pies. The unrelated elephant has plans, shut your face.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us d]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/06/01/the-geek-io-show-episode-64--blindsided-by-nostalgia-and-weird-anime</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2014 17:28:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881640/the_geek_io_show_episode_64_blindsided_by_nostalgia_and_weird_anime.mp3" length="120348213" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PzF_cNwRDgI?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show: we are joined last minute by Andy Young! (The AIE Podcast)
We...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PzF_cNwRDgI?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show: we are joined last minute by Andy Young! (The AIE Podcast)<br />We discussed Watch Dogs, the Disney plague and how many of our hosts had it, UK zombies that may or may not be ripping off ghouls from Fallout, Wildstar, how many MMOs is just too many, RPG Maker Humble Bundles, Plants vs Zombies 2, camera shoots, job calls, Jim Henson, Reading Rainbow, and so much more we didn't really Geek Out about anything other than Tweaked Audio and CJ failing to use them correctly.<br />So join us, won’t you? It’s better than getting a new road bikini that makes you imperstinate Harry Potter with technology while being married but not getting laid by zambie prostitute that found Carmen Sandiego and skinned her with a cooking show audition addiction who puts his pants in pies. The unrelated elephant has plans, shut your face.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br /><br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us d]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7522</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aie,andy,ghomus,shownotfound,young</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 63 - Fiscal Lubrication</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-63-fiscal-lubrication--15881641</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FnD3VQef4Ss?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Super delayed post because "computers, AmIRite?" Sorry!<br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show , we were joined by none other than Bill Meeks! (Meeks Mixed Media and Dog Boy Adventures)<br />We discussed Godzilla, Failing to do a “Let’s Play”, The magical adventures of being a freelancer, The weekly Skyrim update, Dynasty Warriors 8 is like every other dynasty game, I Frankenstein being some dumb fun, Plants vs Zombies 2 is addicting as all heck, Zelda Wind Waker HD on the wii u, Fargo, Star Trek: Into Darkness is now on Netflix, Jared enjoying the Man of Steel, Upgrading into the new galaxy and the spider update from downunder! Also, we geeked out about the YouTube and Twitch acquisition...but it kinda turned into how YouTube is now all Google Plusified.<br />Join us for some fun, games and maybe some fiscal lubrication...we’ll show you what’s really behind the big blue curtain of death!<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/05/30/the-geek-io-show-episode-63--fiscal-lubrication</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2014 05:17:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881641/the_geek_io_show_episode_63_fiscal_lubrication.mp3" length="115259560" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FnD3VQef4Ss?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







Super delayed post because "computers, AmIRite?" Sorry!

This week on The Geek I/O Show , we were...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FnD3VQef4Ss?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Super delayed post because "computers, AmIRite?" Sorry!<br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show , we were joined by none other than Bill Meeks! (Meeks Mixed Media and Dog Boy Adventures)<br />We discussed Godzilla, Failing to do a “Let’s Play”, The magical adventures of being a freelancer, The weekly Skyrim update, Dynasty Warriors 8 is like every other dynasty game, I Frankenstein being some dumb fun, Plants vs Zombies 2 is addicting as all heck, Zelda Wind Waker HD on the wii u, Fargo, Star Trek: Into Darkness is now on Netflix, Jared enjoying the Man of Steel, Upgrading into the new galaxy and the spider update from downunder! Also, we geeked out about the YouTube and Twitch acquisition...but it kinda turned into how YouTube is now all Google Plusified.<br />Join us for some fun, games and maybe some fiscal lubrication...we’ll show you what’s really behind the big blue curtain of death!<br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7204</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boat,budlong,geek,movies,video</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 62 - Beelze-boob-tube Glasswhore</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-62-beelze-boob-tube-glasswhore--15881646</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/6-wFFobdQl4?feature=share&wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the boats are on vacation! So, Jared (the hostess with the mostest, where’s the creamy filling), Alexandra and Dale are joined by the Podcasting Ghostrider, Jeffrey Powers (aka beelze-boob-tube from geekazine and the Podcasters Community on G+. <br />This week we discussed; The Adopt a Podcaster Foundation, the magical adventures to find a new doctor, still playing Skyrim, The spider is still outside Dale's window, Being in a swamp, Continuum is good, Getting flat tires on road trips are no fun for anyone, Taking advantage of garage sale season and attempting to find a new owner of some Starwars collectibles. This week we Geek Out about Google Glass and EVERYTHING ELSE! (including movies with the worst openings of all time!)<br />Stop installing your butt and take a listen! This Bitch is Phat!  <br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/05/20/the-geek-io-show-episode-62--beelze-boob-tube-glasswhore</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2014 19:41:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881646/the_geek_io_show_episode_62_beelze_boob_tube_glasswhore.mp3" length="94759043" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/6-wFFobdQl4?feature=share&amp;wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, the boats are on vacation! So, Jared (the hostess...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/6-wFFobdQl4?feature=share&wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, the boats are on vacation! So, Jared (the hostess with the mostest, where’s the creamy filling), Alexandra and Dale are joined by the Podcasting Ghostrider, Jeffrey Powers (aka beelze-boob-tube from geekazine and the Podcasters Community on G+. <br />This week we discussed; The Adopt a Podcaster Foundation, the magical adventures to find a new doctor, still playing Skyrim, The spider is still outside Dale's window, Being in a swamp, Continuum is good, Getting flat tires on road trips are no fun for anyone, Taking advantage of garage sale season and attempting to find a new owner of some Starwars collectibles. This week we Geek Out about Google Glass and EVERYTHING ELSE! (including movies with the worst openings of all time!)<br />Stop installing your butt and take a listen! This Bitch is Phat!  <br /><br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5923</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>budlong,chaos,child,geek,movies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 61 - Build-a-Boob Workshop</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-61-build-a-boob-workshop--15881647</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/fewQnPODEa8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />With no guest to keep them on track; CJ, Rachel, Alexandra and Jared jump straight into what they’ve been doing! Rachel’s done* with classes! CJ loves watching people get yelled at while trampsing around Tamriel playing an almost MegaMan rip-off. Jared takes a trip to the Park for some Recreation, and talks about his metallic Storm Trooper. Alexandra discusses YouTube oodness, the amaze-balls show that is Cosmos and as always she SKYRIM's ALL THE THINGS!<br />Join us on this most epically short episode, won’t you? Just be wary of the completely naked pick-axe dual-wielding Ood in Days of Future Ibbott while reviving your perky Note.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/05/11/the-geek-io-show-episode-61--build-a-boob-workshop</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2014 11:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881647/the_geek_io_show_episode_61_build_a_boob_workshop.mp3" length="74912669" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/fewQnPODEa8?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







With no guest to keep them on track; CJ, Rachel, Alexandra and Jared jump straight into what...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/fewQnPODEa8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />With no guest to keep them on track; CJ, Rachel, Alexandra and Jared jump straight into what they’ve been doing! Rachel’s done* with classes! CJ loves watching people get yelled at while trampsing around Tamriel playing an almost MegaMan rip-off. Jared takes a trip to the Park for some Recreation, and talks about his metallic Storm Trooper. Alexandra discusses YouTube oodness, the amaze-balls show that is Cosmos and as always she SKYRIM's ALL THE THINGS!<br />Join us on this most epically short episode, won’t you? Just be wary of the completely naked pick-axe dual-wielding Ood in Days of Future Ibbott while reviving your perky Note.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4683</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boat,budlong,geek,movies,video</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 60 - The queen and the deaf cowboy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-60-the-queen-and-the-deaf-cowboy--15881645</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/l04h-NNVOEI?feature=player_detailpage&wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Lesley Victorine, from our Disney Geek I/O show! Will she show us 'a whole new world'?<br />We discussed: Skyrim, it's all Alexandra's fault. Rachel won't let CJ watch Buffy. Someone get's an A! The Budlongs are finally on the frozen bandwagon. Too many visuals for radio! Who IS the valley-est girl? The brit-iest Brit? Trannies in high def!? The cheapest replacement mouse, how often do you click your back button? Is it cannibalism if you're a cat? Free Sim-ing! Honors college! And more!<br />It's time for Geek I/O! Do you know where your Geek is?<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/05/03/the-geek-io-show-episode-60--the-queen-and-the-deaf-cowboy</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2014 11:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881645/the_geek_io_show_episode_60_the_queen_and_the_deaf_cowboy.mp3" length="104191864" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/l04h-NNVOEI?feature=player_detailpage&amp;wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Lesley Victorine, from...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/l04h-NNVOEI?feature=player_detailpage&wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Lesley Victorine, from our Disney Geek I/O show! Will she show us 'a whole new world'?<br />We discussed: Skyrim, it's all Alexandra's fault. Rachel won't let CJ watch Buffy. Someone get's an A! The Budlongs are finally on the frozen bandwagon. Too many visuals for radio! Who IS the valley-est girl? The brit-iest Brit? Trannies in high def!? The cheapest replacement mouse, how often do you click your back button? Is it cannibalism if you're a cat? Free Sim-ing! Honors college! And more!<br />It's time for Geek I/O! Do you know where your Geek is?<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6512</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boat,budlong,geek,movies,video</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 59 - Steal his pants and hide him in the bush</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-59-steal-his-pants-and-hide-him-in-the-bush--15881652</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/OhZEo9eafQ8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Shameless plugs, ahoy! This week on The Geek I/O Show we are joined by the hostess with the mostest...Alexandra Schoell (Chaos Child). She is filling Jazevedo’s space while he spends some quality family time with his wife after the birth of their son this last week.<br />We discussed slaving CJ around at school, Whips with Whipped Cream and Douche Canoes at Starbucks, Dropping things on your hand makes work hard, 100,000 ways to further invade your phone, CJ and Rachel loved Re-Play, The Amazing Spider Man being...Amazing, Dale shouldn't question movie critics, Stealing your boyfriends pants and hiding him in a bush, Making dead cats, Jared is chasing you with a boom stick and the truth behind Dale and CJ’s relationship. Also we geek out over Netflix raising prices...AGAIN and the winners of the Geek I/O Winter Movie Smackdown are revealed!<br /><br />Come down to Nerds ‘r’ Us and join us...maybe we will show you our tasteful angles!<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/04/26/the-geek-io-show-episode-59--steal-his-pants-and-hide-him-in-the-bush</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2014 05:35:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881652/the_geek_io_show_episode_59_steal_his_pants_and_hide_him_in_the_bush.mp3" length="119057973" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/OhZEo9eafQ8?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







Shameless plugs, ahoy! This week on The Geek I/O Show we are joined by the hostess with the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/OhZEo9eafQ8?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Shameless plugs, ahoy! This week on The Geek I/O Show we are joined by the hostess with the mostest...Alexandra Schoell (Chaos Child). She is filling Jazevedo’s space while he spends some quality family time with his wife after the birth of their son this last week.<br />We discussed slaving CJ around at school, Whips with Whipped Cream and Douche Canoes at Starbucks, Dropping things on your hand makes work hard, 100,000 ways to further invade your phone, CJ and Rachel loved Re-Play, The Amazing Spider Man being...Amazing, Dale shouldn't question movie critics, Stealing your boyfriends pants and hiding him in a bush, Making dead cats, Jared is chasing you with a boom stick and the truth behind Dale and CJ’s relationship. Also we geek out over Netflix raising prices...AGAIN and the winners of the Geek I/O Winter Movie Smackdown are revealed!<br /><br />Come down to Nerds ‘r’ Us and join us...maybe we will show you our tasteful angles!<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7442</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boat,budlong,geek,movies,video</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Geek I/O Show: Episode 58 - "Supa-dupa-numma-one-smackdown"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-geek-i-o-show-episode-58-supa-dupa-numma-one-smackdown--15881643</link><description><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zI0ipAzcMi0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by our favorite Geek I/O logo maker, artist extraordinaire Darrel Shayler!  He put the smack in the 2014 Summer Movie Smackdown.<br />We discussed lollygagging, pulling out the pony clips, the big furry thing on your mic, taking a test at four in the morning, SHIELD brings the goodness, dreams of sushi, bad Fargo expectations, hail to the king, cars for snails for planes for rescue, Vista down under, future Justice League, Hearthstone on the iPad, How 2 Drain Your Dragon, and tranny adventures!  Plus!  We make our bids for the Geek I/O 2014 Summer Movie Smackdown!<br />Join us on Geek I/O, won't you?  We'll tell you what a jammy dodger is.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/geekio/2014/04/21/the-geek-io-show-episode-58--supa-dupa-numma-one-smackdown</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2014 22:27:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15881643/the_geek_io_show_episode_58_supa_dupa_numma_one_smackdown.mp3" length="128231341" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CJ Boat</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zI0ipAzcMi0?wmode=opaque&amp;enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"&gt;







This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by our favorite Geek I/O logo maker, artist...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zI0ipAzcMi0?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by our favorite Geek I/O logo maker, artist extraordinaire Darrel Shayler!  He put the smack in the 2014 Summer Movie Smackdown.<br />We discussed lollygagging, pulling out the pony clips, the big furry thing on your mic, taking a test at four in the morning, SHIELD brings the goodness, dreams of sushi, bad Fargo expectations, hail to the king, cars for snails for planes for rescue, Vista down under, future Justice League, Hearthstone on the iPad, How 2 Drain Your Dragon, and tranny adventures!  Plus!  We make our bids for the Geek I/O 2014 Summer Movie Smackdown!<br />Join us on Geek I/O, won't you?  We'll tell you what a jammy dodger is.<br /><br />If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!<br /><br />Please take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8015</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>azevedo,boat,budlong,geek,movies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/eb76702b3d8d628823a2e18d124840d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
