<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Ear Warp Podcast</title><link>http://earwarppodcast.com</link><description><![CDATA[<br />Listen to this garbage! show]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/3189757/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Society &amp; Culture</category><copyright>Copyright Ear Warp Podcast</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/43d9442f779faba9d2037e19fe3933a6.jpg</url><title>Ear Warp Podcast</title><link>http://earwarppodcast.com</link></image><lastBuildDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 11:57:02 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Ear Warp Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Ear Warp Podcast</itunes:name><itunes:email>earwarppodcast@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/43d9442f779faba9d2037e19fe3933a6.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Listen to this garbage! show</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<br />Listen to this garbage! show]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>Ep 7 Lady Bug Swarm on Radar. Justin Beiber vs Tom Cruise MMA. Aliens again.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-7-lady-bug-swarm-on-radar-justin-beiber-vs-tom-cruise-mma-aliens-again--69309137</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69309137</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2026 19:33:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69309137/episode_51898543.mp3" length="78504437" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ee1b8947-4466-4961-94b0-f38e5a83fa76/ee1b8947-4466-4961-94b0-f38e5a83fa76.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ee1b8947-4466-4961-94b0-f38e5a83fa76/ee1b8947-4466-4961-94b0-f38e5a83fa76.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ee1b8947-4466-4961-94b0-f38e5a83fa76/ee1b8947-4466-4961-94b0-f38e5a83fa76.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Ear Warp Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:duration>4907</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/43d9442f779faba9d2037e19fe3933a6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ep 6 Lady Bug Swarm on Radar. Justin Beiber vs Tom Cruise MMA. Aliens again.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-6-lady-bug-swarm-on-radar-justin-beiber-vs-tom-cruise-mma-aliens-again--69309138</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69309138</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2026 19:32:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69309138/episode_51937046.mp3" length="31331056" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/268be8dd-fd8e-43ce-99c4-a1c41692e541/268be8dd-fd8e-43ce-99c4-a1c41692e541.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/268be8dd-fd8e-43ce-99c4-a1c41692e541/268be8dd-fd8e-43ce-99c4-a1c41692e541.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/268be8dd-fd8e-43ce-99c4-a1c41692e541/268be8dd-fd8e-43ce-99c4-a1c41692e541.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Ear Warp Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:duration>1959</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/43d9442f779faba9d2037e19fe3933a6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ep 4 Lady Bug Swarm on Radar. Justin Beiber vs Tom Cruise MMA. Aliens again.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-4-lady-bug-swarm-on-radar-justin-beiber-vs-tom-cruise-mma-aliens-again--69309139</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69309139</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2026 19:32:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69309139/episode_51911340.mp3" length="56887588" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e2422cfa-7cf1-4d21-80de-1187950fdc3b/e2422cfa-7cf1-4d21-80de-1187950fdc3b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e2422cfa-7cf1-4d21-80de-1187950fdc3b/e2422cfa-7cf1-4d21-80de-1187950fdc3b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e2422cfa-7cf1-4d21-80de-1187950fdc3b/e2422cfa-7cf1-4d21-80de-1187950fdc3b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Ear Warp Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:duration>3556</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/43d9442f779faba9d2037e19fe3933a6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ep 3 Lady Bug Swarm on Radar. Justin Beiber vs Tom Cruise MMA. Aliens again.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-3-lady-bug-swarm-on-radar-justin-beiber-vs-tom-cruise-mma-aliens-again--69309140</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69309140</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2026 19:32:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69309140/episode_51899931.mp3" length="47350178" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/840c20d6-25f3-4189-9b62-1612f8f1b848/840c20d6-25f3-4189-9b62-1612f8f1b848.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/840c20d6-25f3-4189-9b62-1612f8f1b848/840c20d6-25f3-4189-9b62-1612f8f1b848.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/840c20d6-25f3-4189-9b62-1612f8f1b848/840c20d6-25f3-4189-9b62-1612f8f1b848.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Ear Warp Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:duration>2960</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/43d9442f779faba9d2037e19fe3933a6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ep 2 Lady Bug Swarm on Radar. Justin Beiber vs Tom Cruise MMA. Aliens again.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-2-lady-bug-swarm-on-radar-justin-beiber-vs-tom-cruise-mma-aliens-again--69309141</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69309141</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2026 19:31:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69309141/episode_51935478.mp3" length="119080333" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e85438b6-3151-45f6-9b5c-b1bf4003f53a/e85438b6-3151-45f6-9b5c-b1bf4003f53a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e85438b6-3151-45f6-9b5c-b1bf4003f53a/e85438b6-3151-45f6-9b5c-b1bf4003f53a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e85438b6-3151-45f6-9b5c-b1bf4003f53a/e85438b6-3151-45f6-9b5c-b1bf4003f53a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Ear Warp Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:duration>7443</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/43d9442f779faba9d2037e19fe3933a6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 7.11.19 – AfroFuture makes us slaves to ticket prices. Growing meat from seeds.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ear-warp-podcast-episode-7-11-19-afrofuture-makes-us-slaves-to-ticket-prices-growing-meat-from-seeds--18531342</link><description><![CDATA[AfroFuture Fest KOs decades of progress with race based ticket prices. Tiny Jag says we can't be slaves to ticket prices. Can meat grow from a seed? Sure, you know it's ripe when it turns vegan.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://earwarppodcast.com/?post_type=podcast&amp;p=488</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18531342/ear_warp_podcast_episode_7_11_19_afrofuture_makes_us_slaves_to_ticket_prices_growing_meat_from_seeds.mp3" length="55577846" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8f432d4-1b1a-47ff-b9ea-0b5d607a9666/c8f432d4-1b1a-47ff-b9ea-0b5d607a9666.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8f432d4-1b1a-47ff-b9ea-0b5d607a9666/c8f432d4-1b1a-47ff-b9ea-0b5d607a9666.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8f432d4-1b1a-47ff-b9ea-0b5d607a9666/c8f432d4-1b1a-47ff-b9ea-0b5d607a9666.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Ear Warp Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AfroFuture Fest KOs decades of progress with race based ticket prices. Tiny Jag says we can't be slaves to ticket prices. Can meat grow from a seed? Sure, you know it's ripe when it turns vegan.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AfroFuture Fest KOs decades of progress with race based ticket prices. Tiny Jag says we can't be slaves to ticket prices. Can meat grow from a seed? Sure, you know it's ripe when it turns vegan.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1375</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>afrofute,award,based,best,beyond,brat,burger,detroit,douce,ear,gay,hipster,hollywood,jag,lame,logo,meat,plant,podcast,product</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/94f0015ce29df691994ceab14e48da77.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 6.10.19 – Lady Bug Swarm on Radar. Justin Beiber vs Tom Cruise MMA. Aliens again.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ear-warp-podcast-episode-6-10-19-lady-bug-swarm-on-radar-justin-beiber-vs-tom-cruise-mma-aliens-again--18233844</link><description><![CDATA[Weather RADAR displays an enormously massive lady bug swarm occupying ten miles of sky and appearing as climate data. – Per NPR<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Justin Beiber has challenged Tom Cruise to MMA combat within the octagon on Twitter. <br /><br /><br /><br />An unbeatable low point for human kind should this special event fail to occur. – Per CNN <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Even further discourse concerning Ancient Astronaut Theory (link to WIKI) and Ancient Aliens (on History) @AncientAliens. Robert M. Schoch @schochrobert has a go at being reasonable with his "scientific research". <br /><br /><br /><br />Listen to Previous Episode on Ancient Aliens<br /><br /><br /><br />Hollywood has declared that contesting 109 hours of video research material is like claiming that the Spinx is indeed a Kangaroo. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Watch related episode on YouTube<br /><br /><br /><br />It's so good it can't be wrong!<br /><br /><br /><br />Ear Warp Podcast 6.10.19<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Connect with us:<br /><br /><br /><br />Instagram – @earwarp Twitter – @earwarp Facebook – @earwarppodcast YouTube TumblrSpreaker <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listen &amp; Subscribe:<br /><br /><br /><br />Stitcher SoundCloud ListenNotes iTunes Google Play]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://earwarppodcast.com/?post_type=podcast&amp;p=480</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18233844/ear_warp_podcast_episode_6_10_19_lady_bug_swarm_on_radar_justin_beiber_vs_tom_cruise_mma_aliens_again.mp3" length="199153620" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72fd59d8-88d9-41ab-b4bf-6ced0629ca9b/72fd59d8-88d9-41ab-b4bf-6ced0629ca9b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72fd59d8-88d9-41ab-b4bf-6ced0629ca9b/72fd59d8-88d9-41ab-b4bf-6ced0629ca9b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72fd59d8-88d9-41ab-b4bf-6ced0629ca9b/72fd59d8-88d9-41ab-b4bf-6ced0629ca9b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Ear Warp Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weather RADAR displays an enormously massive lady bug swarm occupying ten miles of sky and appearing as climate data. – Per NPR




Justin Beiber has challenged Tom Cruise to MMA combat within the octagon on Twitter. 



An unbeatable low point for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weather RADAR displays an enormously massive lady bug swarm occupying ten miles of sky and appearing as climate data. – Per NPR<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Justin Beiber has challenged Tom Cruise to MMA combat within the octagon on Twitter. <br /><br /><br /><br />An unbeatable low point for human kind should this special event fail to occur. – Per CNN <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Even further discourse concerning Ancient Astronaut Theory (link to WIKI) and Ancient Aliens (on History) @AncientAliens. Robert M. Schoch @schochrobert has a go at being reasonable with his "scientific research". <br /><br /><br /><br />Listen to Previous Episode on Ancient Aliens<br /><br /><br /><br />Hollywood has declared that contesting 109 hours of video research material is like claiming that the Spinx is indeed a Kangaroo. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Watch related episode on YouTube<br /><br /><br /><br />It's so good it can't be wrong!<br /><br /><br /><br />Ear Warp Podcast 6.10.19<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Connect with us:<br /><br /><br /><br />Instagram – @earwarp Twitter – @earwarp Facebook – @earwarppodcast YouTube TumblrSpreaker <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Listen &amp; Subscribe:<br /><br /><br /><br />Stitcher SoundCloud ListenNotes iTunes Google Play]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4964</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>109 hours,10 miles,aliens,ancient,ancient alience,ancient aliens,ancient astronaut theory,astronaut,beiber,bug,celebrity,celebrity deathmatch,climate,cruise,deathmatch,erosion,@graham__hancock,@schochrobert,@tsoukalos,@zahihawass</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/94f0015ce29df691994ceab14e48da77.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ear Warp Podcast - Episode 5.29.19 – Ancient Astronaut Theorist Say “Yes” One Last Time</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ear-warp-podcast-episode-5-29-19-ancient-astronaut-theorist-say-yes-one-last-time--18203274</link><description><![CDATA[Put Giorgio Tsoukalos @Tsoukalos on notice. This episode has sadly put him out of a job. No more Ancient Alien “Question”, we figured it out. @earwarp #hangingdong<br /><br />Go grab some pine time ROOKIES! We actually found the answer INSIDE of Mount Everest. It was up there under the trail of dead rich people and their 17 tons of shit, poops and logs, “evidence” of their “achievement”.<br /><br />Who cares about “climbing a mountain”. THERE’S NOTHING UP THERE!<br /><br />Excuse me but there’s only 1 mountain and he is a pile of ashes in the rubble at Kings Landing. Graham Hancock @Graham__Hancock says that there are at least 5 previous versions of Kings Landing and Zahi Hawass @ZahiHawass was an asshole in all 5!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18203274</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2019 17:39:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18203274/earwarppodcast_episode5_29_19.mp3" length="131751679" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94fd3a5b-7499-4726-aa41-11b597ada427/94fd3a5b-7499-4726-aa41-11b597ada427.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94fd3a5b-7499-4726-aa41-11b597ada427/94fd3a5b-7499-4726-aa41-11b597ada427.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/94fd3a5b-7499-4726-aa41-11b597ada427/94fd3a5b-7499-4726-aa41-11b597ada427.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Ear Warp Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Put Giorgio Tsoukalos @Tsoukalos on notice. This episode has sadly put him out of a job. No more Ancient Alien “Question”, we figured it out. @earwarp #hangingdong

Go grab some pine time ROOKIES! We actually found the answer INSIDE of Mount Everest....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Put Giorgio Tsoukalos @Tsoukalos on notice. This episode has sadly put him out of a job. No more Ancient Alien “Question”, we figured it out. @earwarp #hangingdong<br /><br />Go grab some pine time ROOKIES! We actually found the answer INSIDE of Mount Everest. It was up there under the trail of dead rich people and their 17 tons of shit, poops and logs, “evidence” of their “achievement”.<br /><br />Who cares about “climbing a mountain”. THERE’S NOTHING UP THERE!<br /><br />Excuse me but there’s only 1 mountain and he is a pile of ashes in the rubble at Kings Landing. Graham Hancock @Graham__Hancock says that there are at least 5 previous versions of Kings Landing and Zahi Hawass @ZahiHawass was an asshole in all 5!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3279</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aliens,ancient,asshole,astronaut,awesome,dead,discovery,everest,giorgio,graham,@graham__hancock,hancock,hangingdong,kings,landing,mount,mountain,tsoukalos,@tsoukalos,@zahihawass</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/43d9442f779faba9d2037e19fe3933a6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 5.15.19 – Stop Being Fat at the Airport.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ear-warp-podcast-episode-5-15-19-stop-being-fat-at-the-airport--18031308</link><description><![CDATA[Why is everyone at the airport so fat? I'll tell you<br />1. You can't milk an almond<br />2. But you can kiss our asses!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://earwarppodcast.com/?post_type=podcast&amp;p=458</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18031308/ear_warp_podcast_episode_5_15_19_stop_being_fat_at_the_airport.mp3" length="278644369" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9904f9a3-7dd4-412e-83fe-c3c6b5bc764d/9904f9a3-7dd4-412e-83fe-c3c6b5bc764d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9904f9a3-7dd4-412e-83fe-c3c6b5bc764d/9904f9a3-7dd4-412e-83fe-c3c6b5bc764d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9904f9a3-7dd4-412e-83fe-c3c6b5bc764d/9904f9a3-7dd4-412e-83fe-c3c6b5bc764d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Ear Warp Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why is everyone at the airport so fat? I'll tell you
1. You can't milk an almond
2. But you can kiss our asses!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why is everyone at the airport so fat? I'll tell you<br />1. You can't milk an almond<br />2. But you can kiss our asses!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6952</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>almond,buy,clear,ear,fart,fat,hollywood,impossible,lawless,milk,nutrition,people,pepsi,stop,stuff,warp</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/94f0015ce29df691994ceab14e48da77.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
