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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>The Smorgasbord</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-smorgasbord_2</link><description><![CDATA[Join the feast as cinephiles Craig and Ryan dig into current and classic films, pick at the morsels of entertainment news that fall onto their plate, and host the occasional guest of honor. The Smorgasbord - satisfy your taste.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/3164061/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>TV &amp; Film</category><copyright>Copyright The Smorgasbord</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg</url><title>The Smorgasbord</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-smorgasbord_2</link></image><lastBuildDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2021 15:30:39 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>The Smorgasbord</itunes:name><itunes:email>thesmorgcast@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Join the feast as cinephiles Craig and Ryan dig into current and classic films, pick at the morsels of entertainment news that fall onto their plate, and host the occasional guest of honor. The Smorgasbord - satisfy your taste.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join the feast as cinephiles Craig and Ryan dig into current and classic films, pick at the morsels of entertainment news that fall onto their plate, and host the occasional guest of honor. The Smorgasbord - satisfy your taste.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"/><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:email>thesmorgcast@gmail.com</googleplay:email><googleplay:description>Join the feast as cinephiles Craig and Ryan dig into current and classic films, pick at the morsels of entertainment news that fall onto their plate, and host the occasional guest of honor. The Smorgasbord - satisfy your taste.</googleplay:description><googleplay:category text="TV &amp; Film"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit><item><title>Episode 88: Is This Coming from the Severed Stump of a Person? (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-88-is-this-coming-from-the-sever</link><description><![CDATA[A lot's happened since we've been away. Democracy is hanging by a thread and so are a few celebrities. Tom Cruise is taking the pandemic VERY seriously, Harry Styles is maybe doing some home-wrecking, Armie Hammer's getting kink-shamed, and Kim and Kanye are about to start divvying up assets. Plus, Netflix is about to shove 52 movies down our throats.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43013726</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2021 18:58:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43013726/episode_88_is_this_coming_from_the_severed_stump_of_a_person.mp3" length="38182660" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A lot's happened since we've been away. Democracy is hanging by a thread and so are a few celebrities. Tom Cruise is taking the pandemic VERY seriously, Harry Styles is maybe doing some home-wrecking, Armie Hammer's getting kink-shamed, and Kim and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A lot's happened since we've been away. Democracy is hanging by a thread and so are a few celebrities. Tom Cruise is taking the pandemic VERY seriously, Harry Styles is maybe doing some home-wrecking, Armie Hammer's getting kink-shamed, and Kim and Kanye are about to start divvying up assets. Plus, Netflix is about to shove 52 movies down our throats.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2387</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,entertainment,funny,harry,trump,pandemic,netflix,kim,kardashian,wilde,popculture,styles,biden,cruise,kanye,coup,hammer,armie,sudeikis</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>A lot's happened since we've been away. Democracy is hanging by a thread and so are a few celebrities. Tom Cruise is taking the pandemic VERY seriously, Harry Styles is maybe doing some home-wrecking, Armie Hammer's getting kink-shamed, and Kim and Kanye are about to start divvying up assets. Plus, Netflix is about to shove 52 movies down our throats.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 87: Life With a Nemesis Is So Much More Fun (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-87-life-with-a-nemesis-is-so-muc</link><description><![CDATA[The days are getting shorter and darker, but that doesn't mean we can't appreciate the little things - like comedic genius, Rudy Giuliani contracting Covid, or Elliot Page living his truth. Meanwhile, <br />there might be something even MORE sinister behind the HBO-Warner Bros deal than just the death of theaters, and Taylor Swift goes scorched-earth on her nemesis, Scooter Braun.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42378263</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2020 13:50:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42378263/episode_87_life_with_a_nemesis_is_so_much_more_fun_minisode.mp3" length="30402768" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The days are getting shorter and darker, but that doesn't mean we can't appreciate the little things - like comedic genius, Rudy Giuliani contracting Covid, or Elliot Page living his truth. Meanwhile, &#13;
there might be something even MORE sinister...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The days are getting shorter and darker, but that doesn't mean we can't appreciate the little things - like comedic genius, Rudy Giuliani contracting Covid, or Elliot Page living his truth. Meanwhile, <br />there might be something even MORE sinister behind the HBO-Warner Bros deal than just the death of theaters, and Taylor Swift goes scorched-earth on her nemesis, Scooter Braun.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1901</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>news,film,podcast,tv,entertainment,movies,swift,celebrities,popculture,hbo,nemesis,giuliani,tswift,warnerbros,covid,elliotpage</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The days are getting shorter and darker, but that doesn't mean we can't appreciate the little things - like comedic genius, Rudy Giuliani contracting Covid, or Elliot Page living his truth. Meanwhile, &#13;
there might be something even MORE sinister behind the HBO-Warner Bros deal than just the death of theaters, and Taylor Swift goes scorched-earth on her nemesis, Scooter Braun.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 86: Out of Time (2003)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/out-of-time-2003</link><description><![CDATA[Special Guest Frazier Tharpe drops by to discuss Out of Time, the underseen and undervalued tropical noir directed by one of Hollywood's best hired guns. Who knew the fax machine could be so suspensful!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42046133</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2020 06:20:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42046133/out_of_time_2003.mp3" length="55996498" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Special Guest Frazier Tharpe drops by to discuss Out of Time, the underseen and undervalued tropical noir directed by one of Hollywood's best hired guns. Who knew the fax machine could be so suspensful!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Special Guest Frazier Tharpe drops by to discuss Out of Time, the underseen and undervalued tropical noir directed by one of Hollywood's best hired guns. Who knew the fax machine could be so suspensful!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3500</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,gossip,comedy,funny,movie,noir,fun,hollywood,noirvember</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Special Guest Frazier Tharpe drops by to discuss Out of Time, the underseen and undervalued tropical noir directed by one of Hollywood's best hired guns. Who knew the fax machine could be so suspensful!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 85 - No One Knows What Cancelling Means (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-85-no-one-knows-what-cancelling-</link><description><![CDATA[When every news story seems to fit into a theme, you've just got to lean in. So even though it's a topic usually reserved for right wing trolls, "Cancel Culture," or whatever the hell that is, is on the menu. David Fincher is making a series about it, Ellen DeGeneres and Hollywood's least-favorite Chris make their comebacks, a celebrity pastor is fired in disgrace, and we have some warnings to dish out for fans jumping into the Depp-Heard debacle.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42022400</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2020 17:13:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42022400/episode_85_no_one_knows_what_cancelling_means_minisode.mp3" length="32413151" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When every news story seems to fit into a theme, you've just got to lean in. So even though it's a topic usually reserved for right wing trolls, "Cancel Culture," or whatever the hell that is, is on the menu. David Fincher is making a series about it,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When every news story seems to fit into a theme, you've just got to lean in. So even though it's a topic usually reserved for right wing trolls, "Cancel Culture," or whatever the hell that is, is on the menu. David Fincher is making a series about it, Ellen DeGeneres and Hollywood's least-favorite Chris make their comebacks, a celebrity pastor is fired in disgrace, and we have some warnings to dish out for fans jumping into the Depp-Heard debacle.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2026</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>news,film,podcast,entertainment,movies,funny,chris,election,hillsong,celebrities,popculture,depp,heard,lentz,ellen,pratt,cancelled,degeneres,cancel,cancelculture</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>When every news story seems to fit into a theme, you've just got to lean in. So even though it's a topic usually reserved for right wing trolls, "Cancel Culture," or whatever the hell that is, is on the menu. David Fincher is making a series about it, Ellen DeGeneres and Hollywood's least-favorite Chris make their comebacks, a celebrity pastor is fired in disgrace, and we have some warnings to dish out for fans jumping into the Depp-Heard debacle.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 84: Pickup on South Street (1953)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-84</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan are playing both sides against the middle in this episode as they discuss Pickup on South Street's fatalistic examination of the Cold War. We discuss casting what-ifs, talk about the distinct look of the film, and ask ourselves the question: can a movie ever truly be apolitical?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41926869</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2020 07:35:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41926869/episode_84.mp3" length="50408802" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan are playing both sides against the middle in this episode as they discuss Pickup on South Street's fatalistic examination of the Cold War. We discuss casting what-ifs, talk about the distinct look of the film, and ask ourselves the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan are playing both sides against the middle in this episode as they discuss Pickup on South Street's fatalistic examination of the Cold War. We discuss casting what-ifs, talk about the distinct look of the film, and ask ourselves the question: can a movie ever truly be apolitical?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3151</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,entertainment,classic,comedy,funny,movie,noir,fun</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan are playing both sides against the middle in this episode as they discuss Pickup on South Street's fatalistic examination of the Cold War. We discuss casting what-ifs, talk about the distinct look of the film, and ask ourselves the question: can a movie ever truly be apolitical?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 83: Are You Aware of What A Psychic Vampire Is? (mini-ish-sode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-83-are-you-aware-of-what-a-psych</link><description><![CDATA[It's an important time in America, festers. Election results are in and Clare finally blows up The Bachelorette. Friend of the Pod, Greg Barron, joins to talk about where we go from here as a country, and as Chris Harrison's willing victims.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41890537</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2020 06:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41890537/episode_83_are_you_aware_of_what_a_psychic_vampire_is.mp3" length="41082461" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's an important time in America, festers. Election results are in and Clare finally blows up The Bachelorette. Friend of the Pod, Greg Barron, joins to talk about where we go from here as a country, and as Chris Harrison's willing victims.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's an important time in America, festers. Election results are in and Clare finally blows up The Bachelorette. Friend of the Pod, Greg Barron, joins to talk about where we go from here as a country, and as Chris Harrison's willing victims.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2568</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>news,podcast,entertainment,funny,trump,election,dale,popculture,biden,clare,bachelorette,chrisharrison,tayshia</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It's an important time in America, festers. Election results are in and Clare finally blows up The Bachelorette. Friend of the Pod, Greg Barron, joins to talk about where we go from here as a country, and as Chris Harrison's willing victims.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 82: Sweet Smell of Success (1957)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-82-sweet-smell-of-success</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan dive into Noirvember with a film about the seedy world of New York gossip columnists and find that Sweet Smell of Success is a great noir that isn't afraid to double down on cynicism]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41806532</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2020 10:21:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41806532/episode_82_sweet_smell_of_success.mp3" length="51882944" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan dive into Noirvember with a film about the seedy world of New York gossip columnists and find that Sweet Smell of Success is a great noir that isn't afraid to double down on cynicism</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan dive into Noirvember with a film about the seedy world of New York gossip columnists and find that Sweet Smell of Success is a great noir that isn't afraid to double down on cynicism]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3243</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan dive into Noirvember with a film about the seedy world of New York gossip columnists and find that Sweet Smell of Success is a great noir that isn't afraid to double down on cynicism</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 81: Not One Guillotine Has Been Rolled Out (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-80-not-one-guillotine-has-been-r</link><description><![CDATA[It's all about relationships this week as Ryan breaks up with Netflix and defends Brad Pitt's post-divorce galavanting, while Craig wonders how Kim is reacting to Kanye going full Frankenstein. Plus, a verdict comes down in the Depp-Sun liable suit.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41766155</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2020 07:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41766155/episode_80_not_one_guillotine_has_been_rolled_out.mp3" length="33774026" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's all about relationships this week as Ryan breaks up with Netflix and defends Brad Pitt's post-divorce galavanting, while Craig wonders how Kim is reacting to Kanye going full Frankenstein. Plus, a verdict comes down in the Depp-Sun liable suit.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's all about relationships this week as Ryan breaks up with Netflix and defends Brad Pitt's post-divorce galavanting, while Craig wonders how Kim is reacting to Kanye going full Frankenstein. Plus, a verdict comes down in the Depp-Sun liable suit.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2111</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>news,film,entertainment,movies,west,election,netflix,kim,kardashian,popculture,depp,lawsuit,kanye,heard,hologram,pitt,jost,scarjo,poturalski</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It's all about relationships this week as Ryan breaks up with Netflix and defends Brad Pitt's post-divorce galavanting, while Craig wonders how Kim is reacting to Kanye going full Frankenstein. Plus, a verdict comes down in the Depp-Sun liable suit.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 80: Trouble Every Day (2001)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-80-trouble-every-day-2001</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan take spooky movie month into overdrive with Claire Denis' take on the vampire/cannibal/zombie genre, "Trouble Every Day." It's definitely the most disturbing movie covered on the pod to date, so come ready.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41735520</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2020 20:14:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41735520/episode_80_trouble_every_day_2001.mp3" length="39805595" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan take spooky movie month into overdrive with Claire Denis' take on the vampire/cannibal/zombie genre, "Trouble Every Day." It's definitely the most disturbing movie covered on the pod to date, so come ready.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan take spooky movie month into overdrive with Claire Denis' take on the vampire/cannibal/zombie genre, "Trouble Every Day." It's definitely the most disturbing movie covered on the pod to date, so come ready.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2488</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,sex,podcast,entertainment,cinema,movie,zombie,horror,french,violence,popculture,halloween,vampire,gallo,cannibal,disturbing,denis</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan take spooky movie month into overdrive with Claire Denis' take on the vampire/cannibal/zombie genre, "Trouble Every Day." It's definitely the most disturbing movie covered on the pod to date, so come ready.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 79: Friday the 13th (1980)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-79-friday-the-13th-1980</link><description><![CDATA[In an episode that was possible more cursed than Camp Crystal Lake (dropped calls, lost files), resident franchise expert, AJ Ryan tries to convince Ryan that there's more than meets the eye when it comes to "Friday the 13th," and taps into the anxieties that transformed horror from otherworldly monsters, to the sinister figures in our own back yard.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41710743</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2020 04:21:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41710743/episode_79_friday_the_13th_1980.mp3" length="80843754" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In an episode that was possible more cursed than Camp Crystal Lake (dropped calls, lost files), resident franchise expert, AJ Ryan tries to convince Ryan that there's more than meets the eye when it comes to "Friday the 13th," and taps into the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In an episode that was possible more cursed than Camp Crystal Lake (dropped calls, lost files), resident franchise expert, AJ Ryan tries to convince Ryan that there's more than meets the eye when it comes to "Friday the 13th," and taps into the anxieties that transformed horror from otherworldly monsters, to the sinister figures in our own back yard.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5053</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,horror,franchise,halloween,jason,slasher,fridaythe13th,kevinbacon,fridaythethirteenth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In an episode that was possible more cursed than Camp Crystal Lake (dropped calls, lost files), resident franchise expert, AJ Ryan tries to convince Ryan that there's more than meets the eye when it comes to "Friday the 13th," and taps into the anxieties that transformed horror from otherworldly monsters, to the sinister figures in our own back yard.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 78: Walking Red Flags (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorg-78</link><description><![CDATA[Borat is back, Kanye West is delusional, and the Bachelorette boys are maybe a little too chill in this week's minisode]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41661267</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2020 11:58:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41661267/smorg_78.mp3" length="35975835" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Borat is back, Kanye West is delusional, and the Bachelorette boys are maybe a little too chill in this week's minisode</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Borat is back, Kanye West is delusional, and the Bachelorette boys are maybe a little too chill in this week's minisode]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2249</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,tv,entertainment,gossip,movies,comedy,funny,fun,abc,bachelorette</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Borat is back, Kanye West is delusional, and the Bachelorette boys are maybe a little too chill in this week's minisode</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 77: Ryan Gets Got (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-78-ryan-gets-got</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan have been wandering in an internet-less hellscape, but they're here to bring you some delicious tidbits. Apparently the presidential debate format is too tough for some, Jeffrey Toobin doesn't know how to quit a zoom call, the Bachelorette is off to a rocky start, and Ryan falls prey to an internet hoax.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41559058</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2020 22:13:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41559058/episode_78_ryan_gets_got.mp3" length="35768110" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan have been wandering in an internet-less hellscape, but they're here to bring you some delicious tidbits. Apparently the presidential debate format is too tough for some, Jeffrey Toobin doesn't know how to quit a zoom call, the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan have been wandering in an internet-less hellscape, but they're here to bring you some delicious tidbits. Apparently the presidential debate format is too tough for some, Jeffrey Toobin doesn't know how to quit a zoom call, the Bachelorette is off to a rocky start, and Ryan falls prey to an internet hoax.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2236</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>news,film,podcast,reality,tv,entertainment,movies,politics,dexter,releases,bachelorette,spacejam,eupohoria</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan have been wandering in an internet-less hellscape, but they're here to bring you some delicious tidbits. Apparently the presidential debate format is too tough for some, Jeffrey Toobin doesn't know how to quit a zoom call, the Bachelorette is off to a rocky start, and Ryan falls prey to an internet hoax.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 76: Son of Frankenstein (1939)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-76-son-of-frankenstein-1939</link><description><![CDATA[What do you do when you find out you've inherited a horrifying castle in a town where everyone hates? Move there and stir up shit, of course! "Son of Frankenstein" is a madcap take on a Universal classic and, as Craig hopes to prove, is the perfect for a Halloween drinking game.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41539949</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2020 20:18:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41539949/episode_76_son_of_frankenstein_1939.mp3" length="48173556" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What do you do when you find out you've inherited a horrifying castle in a town where everyone hates? Move there and stir up shit, of course! "Son of Frankenstein" is a madcap take on a Universal classic and, as Craig hopes to prove, is the perfect...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What do you do when you find out you've inherited a horrifying castle in a town where everyone hates? Move there and stir up shit, of course! "Son of Frankenstein" is a madcap take on a Universal classic and, as Craig hopes to prove, is the perfect for a Halloween drinking game.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3011</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,classics,game,monster,drinking,horror,halloween,universal,frankenstein,rathbone,karloff,lugosi,ygor</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>What do you do when you find out you've inherited a horrifying castle in a town where everyone hates? Move there and stir up shit, of course! "Son of Frankenstein" is a madcap take on a Universal classic and, as Craig hopes to prove, is the perfect for a Halloween drinking game.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 75: Where There's A Gore There's A Way (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-75-where-theres-a-gore-theres-a-</link><description><![CDATA[Theaters are closing, the president is hopped up on steroids, Disney execs are railing cocaine. In these dark times, we all need our guilty pleasures. Craig and Ryan push for Gore Verbinski to helm all future ride-based films, wonder why we're still hearing about "The Hunger Games," and make some predictions for this season of "The Bachelorette."]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41430278</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2020 05:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41430278/episode_75_where_there_s_a_gore_there_s_a_way.mp3" length="29595270" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Theaters are closing, the president is hopped up on steroids, Disney execs are railing cocaine. In these dark times, we all need our guilty pleasures. Craig and Ryan push for Gore Verbinski to helm all future ride-based films, wonder why we're still...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Theaters are closing, the president is hopped up on steroids, Disney execs are railing cocaine. In these dark times, we all need our guilty pleasures. Craig and Ryan push for Gore Verbinski to helm all future ride-based films, wonder why we're still hearing about "The Hunger Games," and make some predictions for this season of "The Bachelorette."]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1850</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>news,film,podcast,disney,entertainment,movies,popculture,bachelorette,hungergames,jenniferlawrence,spacemountain,covid,verbinski</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Theaters are closing, the president is hopped up on steroids, Disney execs are railing cocaine. In these dark times, we all need our guilty pleasures. Craig and Ryan push for Gore Verbinski to helm all future ride-based films, wonder why we're still hearing about "The Hunger Games," and make some predictions for this season of "The Bachelorette."</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 74: The Mummy (1999)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/mummy-pod</link><description><![CDATA[Erin Kelly drops by to talk about demonic houses, future president Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and the enduring pleasures of "The Mummy"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41363796</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2020 14:23:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41363796/mummy_pod.mp3" length="62202356" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Erin Kelly drops by to talk about demonic houses, future president Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and the enduring pleasures of "The Mummy"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Erin Kelly drops by to talk about demonic houses, future president Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and the enduring pleasures of "The Mummy"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3888</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,musical,movies,comedy,funny,fun,adventure</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Erin Kelly drops by to talk about demonic houses, future president Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and the enduring pleasures of "The Mummy"</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 73: Back to Basics</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorg-october-trailer-watch</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan briefly touch on the delicious irony of a COVID-ravaged White House, lament the shuttering of Regal Cinemas, and then they're off to do an epic Trailer Watch, where they ask questions such as: who is the worst Best Actor winner of the last 30 years and why is it obviously Rami Malek?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41322527</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 09:55:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41322527/smorg_october_trailer_watch.mp3" length="36023483" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan briefly touch on the delicious irony of a COVID-ravaged White House, lament the shuttering of Regal Cinemas, and then they're off to do an epic Trailer Watch, where they ask questions such as: who is the worst Best Actor winner of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan briefly touch on the delicious irony of a COVID-ravaged White House, lament the shuttering of Regal Cinemas, and then they're off to do an epic Trailer Watch, where they ask questions such as: who is the worst Best Actor winner of the last 30 years and why is it obviously Rami Malek?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2252</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,movies,comedy,funny,bond,fun,trailers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan briefly touch on the delicious irony of a COVID-ravaged White House, lament the shuttering of Regal Cinemas, and then they're off to do an epic Trailer Watch, where they ask questions such as: who is the worst Best Actor winner of the last 30 years and why is it obviously Rami Malek?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 72: The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-72-the-spy-who-dumped-me-2018_1</link><description><![CDATA[Put away the tuxedos and throw on a Hawaiian shirt because this week we're cracking into an overlooked spy comedy that shows the value of a well-timed gunshot to the face. Despite making few waves when it came out, "The Spy Who Dumped Me" has some great jokes, just enough tender moments, and some of the most brutal deaths we've seen all month.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41128270</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2020 21:54:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41128270/episode_72_the_spy_who_dumped_me_2018.mp3" length="50183104" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Put away the tuxedos and throw on a Hawaiian shirt because this week we're cracking into an overlooked spy comedy that shows the value of a well-timed gunshot to the face. Despite making few waves when it came out, "The Spy Who Dumped Me" has some...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Put away the tuxedos and throw on a Hawaiian shirt because this week we're cracking into an overlooked spy comedy that shows the value of a well-timed gunshot to the face. Despite making few waves when it came out, "The Spy Who Dumped Me" has some great jokes, just enough tender moments, and some of the most brutal deaths we've seen all month.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3137</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,review,spy,spies,mckinnon,milakunis,kunis,katemckinnon,thespywhodumpedme,justinthoreaux</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Put away the tuxedos and throw on a Hawaiian shirt because this week we're cracking into an overlooked spy comedy that shows the value of a well-timed gunshot to the face. Despite making few waves when it came out, "The Spy Who Dumped Me" has some great jokes, just enough tender moments, and some of the most brutal deaths we've seen all month.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 71: Don't Text Your Ex (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-71-dont-text-your-ex</link><description><![CDATA[The Republic is collapsing before our very eyes, country music shows up to the activism table, Ellen dodges responsibility like Neo dodges bullets, and a previous bachelor winner is awarded a restraining order against her bachelor.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41092423</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2020 01:15:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41092423/episode_71_don_t_text_your_ex.mp3" length="29833089" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Republic is collapsing before our very eyes, country music shows up to the activism table, Ellen dodges responsibility like Neo dodges bullets, and a previous bachelor winner is awarded a restraining order against her bachelor.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Republic is collapsing before our very eyes, country music shows up to the activism table, Ellen dodges responsibility like Neo dodges bullets, and a previous bachelor winner is awarded a restraining order against her bachelor.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1865</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>news,podcast,tv,entertainment,ellen,cassie,bachelor,colton</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The Republic is collapsing before our very eyes, country music shows up to the activism table, Ellen dodges responsibility like Neo dodges bullets, and a previous bachelor winner is awarded a restraining order against her bachelor.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 70: Army of Shadows (1969)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-70-army-of-shadows-1969</link><description><![CDATA[Pull your collars up and hat brims down. Sever all ties and burn the photos in your wallet. This week, it's a deeply personal look at the French Resistance, directed by a true blue member.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40954133</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2020 13:24:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40954133/episode_70_army_of_shadows_1969.mp3" length="58335398" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Pull your collars up and hat brims down. Sever all ties and burn the photos in your wallet. This week, it's a deeply personal look at the French Resistance, directed by a true blue member.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pull your collars up and hat brims down. Sever all ties and burn the photos in your wallet. This week, it's a deeply personal look at the French Resistance, directed by a true blue member.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3646</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,entertainment,movies,war,melville,french,resistance,ventura,nazis,ww2,podcst,criterion,armyofshadows</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Pull your collars up and hat brims down. Sever all ties and burn the photos in your wallet. This week, it's a deeply personal look at the French Resistance, directed by a true blue member.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 69: Sans Context, An Erect Penis? (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episdoe-69-sans-context-an-erect-penis-m</link><description><![CDATA[Be ready to stuff your tummies to bursting, Feasters, because this week we’ve got a full plate and Ryan has plenty of "fuck you's" to dole out. Captain America lets a little something slip out, Warner Bros and Sony are playing it close to the vest with pandemic data, there are about a million reasons not to see “Mulan,” and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has decided to set some standards that they’re already meeting.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40906593</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2020 05:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40906593/episdoe_69_sans_context_an_erect_penis_minisode.mp3" length="28401161" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Be ready to stuff your tummies to bursting, Feasters, because this week we’ve got a full plate and Ryan has plenty of "fuck you's" to dole out. Captain America lets a little something slip out, Warner Bros and Sony are playing it close to the vest...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Be ready to stuff your tummies to bursting, Feasters, because this week we’ve got a full plate and Ryan has plenty of "fuck you's" to dole out. Captain America lets a little something slip out, Warner Bros and Sony are playing it close to the vest with pandemic data, there are about a million reasons not to see “Mulan,” and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has decided to set some standards that they’re already meeting.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1776</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>news,podcast,disney,entertainment,gossip,movies,films,sony,china,celebrities,oscars,mulan,captainamerica,warnerbros,chrisevans,tenet,covid</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Be ready to stuff your tummies to bursting, Feasters, because this week we’ve got a full plate and Ryan has plenty of "fuck you's" to dole out. Captain America lets a little something slip out, Warner Bros and Sony are playing it close to the vest with pandemic data, there are about a million reasons not to see “Mulan,” and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has decided to set some standards that they’re already meeting.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 68: Mission: Impossible (1996)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-68-mission-impossible-1996</link><description><![CDATA[Put aside your feelings about nefarious government agencies, forget that you ever watched "Going Clear," and join us as we dive in more headfirst than Emilio Estevez does in this pulpy, thrilling first installment to the franchise that boosted Tom Cruise's life insurance premium tenfold.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40817763</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2020 14:40:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40817763/episode_68_mission_impossible_1996.mp3" length="61581269" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Put aside your feelings about nefarious government agencies, forget that you ever watched "Going Clear," and join us as we dive in more headfirst than Emilio Estevez does in this pulpy, thrilling first installment to the franchise that boosted Tom...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Put aside your feelings about nefarious government agencies, forget that you ever watched "Going Clear," and join us as we dive in more headfirst than Emilio Estevez does in this pulpy, thrilling first installment to the franchise that boosted Tom Cruise's life insurance premium tenfold.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3849</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,action,stunts,cruise,spy,depalma,tomcruise,espionage,heist,ethanhunt,mission:impossible</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Put aside your feelings about nefarious government agencies, forget that you ever watched "Going Clear," and join us as we dive in more headfirst than Emilio Estevez does in this pulpy, thrilling first installment to the franchise that boosted Tom Cruise's life insurance premium tenfold.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episdoe 67: Protect the Patt! (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episdoe-67-protect-robert-pattinson-mini</link><description><![CDATA[It's a meaty episode as Craig and Ryan set some movie watching goals, implore Warner Brothers to protect Robert Pattinson at all costs, pose some Bond hypotheticals, and wade into the murky waters of award season gender politics with the Berlin Film Festival going gender neutral.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40756452</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2020 05:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40756452/episdoe_67_protect_robert_pattinson_minisode.mp3" length="35455058" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a meaty episode as Craig and Ryan set some movie watching goals, implore Warner Brothers to protect Robert Pattinson at all costs, pose some Bond hypotheticals, and wade into the murky waters of award season gender politics with the Berlin Film...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a meaty episode as Craig and Ryan set some movie watching goals, implore Warner Brothers to protect Robert Pattinson at all costs, pose some Bond hypotheticals, and wade into the murky waters of award season gender politics with the Berlin Film Festival going gender neutral.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2216</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>news,podcast,tv,entertainment,bond,culture,lgbtq,festival,batman,awards,popculture,oscars,berlin,spies,tomcruise,missionimpossible,pattinson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It's a meaty episode as Craig and Ryan set some movie watching goals, implore Warner Brothers to protect Robert Pattinson at all costs, pose some Bond hypotheticals, and wade into the murky waters of award season gender politics with the Berlin Film Festival going gender neutral.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 66: James Bond 101 with AJ Ryan</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-bond</link><description><![CDATA[The name's Podcast. Long Podcast. AJ Ryan joins us with a wealth of information on England's favorite spy, James Bond. We follow Bond's transformation from low tech misogynist to gritty outsider, looking at Dr. No, Goldfinger, The Man With the Golden Gun, GoldenEye and Skyfall.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40672876</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2020 12:16:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40672876/smorgasbord_bond.mp3" length="92565837" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The name's Podcast. Long Podcast. AJ Ryan joins us with a wealth of information on England's favorite spy, James Bond. We follow Bond's transformation from low tech misogynist to gritty outsider, looking at Dr. No, Goldfinger, The Man With the Golden...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The name's Podcast. Long Podcast. AJ Ryan joins us with a wealth of information on England's favorite spy, James Bond. We follow Bond's transformation from low tech misogynist to gritty outsider, looking at Dr. No, Goldfinger, The Man With the Golden Gun, GoldenEye and Skyfall.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5786</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,movies,comedy,007,bond,history,trivia,spies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The name's Podcast. Long Podcast. AJ Ryan joins us with a wealth of information on England's favorite spy, James Bond. We follow Bond's transformation from low tech misogynist to gritty outsider, looking at Dr. No, Goldfinger, The Man With the Golden Gun, GoldenEye and Skyfall.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 65: The Fox Is In the Hen House</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-65-the-fox-is-in-the-hen-house</link><description><![CDATA[Ryan risks life and limb to see Christopher Nolan’s new spy film, “Tenet,” Craig empathizes with a man who finds himself in a throuple with Brad Pitt, respects are paid to Chadwick Boseman, and the ‘trailer watch’ intro couldn’t go smoother.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40625552</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2020 05:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40625552/episode_65_the_fox_is_in_the_hen_house.mp3" length="30610911" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ryan risks life and limb to see Christopher Nolan’s new spy film, “Tenet,” Craig empathizes with a man who finds himself in a throuple with Brad Pitt, respects are paid to Chadwick Boseman, and the ‘trailer watch’ intro couldn’t go smoother.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ryan risks life and limb to see Christopher Nolan’s new spy film, “Tenet,” Craig empathizes with a man who finds himself in a throuple with Brad Pitt, respects are paid to Chadwick Boseman, and the ‘trailer watch’ intro couldn’t go smoother.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1914</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,washington,movies,funny,brown,brad,trailers,bobby,millie,christopher,nolan,holmes,pitt,polyamory,enola,pattinson,chadwick,boseman,tenet</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ryan risks life and limb to see Christopher Nolan’s new spy film, “Tenet,” Craig empathizes with a man who finds himself in a throuple with Brad Pitt, respects are paid to Chadwick Boseman, and the ‘trailer watch’ intro couldn’t go smoother.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 64: Pierrot le Fou (1965)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-265</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan try to break down a quintessential New Wave classic that proves to be surprisingly accessible and fun. Dive into the universe of Jean-Luc Godard, complete with lovers on the run and experiments in editing, lighting and narrative]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40512376</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2020 09:58:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40512376/smorgasbord_265.mp3" length="47912332" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan try to break down a quintessential New Wave classic that proves to be surprisingly accessible and fun. Dive into the universe of Jean-Luc Godard, complete with lovers on the run and experiments in editing, lighting and narrative</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan try to break down a quintessential New Wave classic that proves to be surprisingly accessible and fun. Dive into the universe of Jean-Luc Godard, complete with lovers on the run and experiments in editing, lighting and narrative]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2995</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan try to break down a quintessential New Wave classic that proves to be surprisingly accessible and fun. Dive into the universe of Jean-Luc Godard, complete with lovers on the run and experiments in editing, lighting and narrative</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 63: Who ISN'T the Daughter of Quincy Jones? (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-264-who-isnt-the-daughter-of-qui</link><description><![CDATA[Ryan wants to use the Snyder Bro energy for the forces of good, Craig has some theories about the new trailer for The Batman, and the TikTok generation comes for Ben Shapiro.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40480955</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2020 04:35:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40480955/episode_264_who_isn_t_the_daughter_of_quincey_jones_minisode.mp3" length="34163146" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ryan wants to use the Snyder Bro energy for the forces of good, Craig has some theories about the new trailer for The Batman, and the TikTok generation comes for Ben Shapiro.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ryan wants to use the Snyder Bro energy for the forces of good, Craig has some theories about the new trailer for The Batman, and the TikTok generation comes for Ben Shapiro.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2136</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>news,film,podcast,entertainment,movies,league,justice,batman,dc,popculture,trailers,snyder,christy,superheros,agatha,ontherocks,snydercut,deathonthenile,branaugh</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ryan wants to use the Snyder Bro energy for the forces of good, Craig has some theories about the new trailer for The Batman, and the TikTok generation comes for Ben Shapiro.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 12 (rerun): Long Film Lightning Round</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-213-rerun-long-film-lightning-ro</link><description><![CDATA[With Ryan on vacation, Craig pulls a rerun out of the archives. It's a lightning round full of films that are perfect for when you want to stay inside all day, either because you're feeling anti social, or because you're trying to avoid a pandemic.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40422327</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2020 14:58:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40422327/episode_213_rerun_long_film_lightning_round.mp3" length="52400377" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With Ryan on vacation, Craig pulls a rerun out of the archives. It's a lightning round full of films that are perfect for when you want to stay inside all day, either because you're feeling anti social, or because you're trying to avoid a pandemic.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With Ryan on vacation, Craig pulls a rerun out of the archives. It's a lightning round full of films that are perfect for when you want to stay inside all day, either because you're feeling anti social, or because you're trying to avoid a pandemic.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3276</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,movies,films,epic,pandemic,debate,marathon,sergio,leone,jfk,zodiac,criticism,onceuponatimeinamerica,mcqueen,fincher,thegreatescape,deniro,jameswoods,covid</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>With Ryan on vacation, Craig pulls a rerun out of the archives. It's a lightning round full of films that are perfect for when you want to stay inside all day, either because you're feeling anti social, or because you're trying to avoid a pandemic.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 62: We Are Not Lawyers (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-263-we-are-not-lawyers</link><description><![CDATA[Craig has been listening to so much Orville Peck he's decided to become a gay cowboy, Ryan tries to find a loophole to the Faustian bargain he made with Disney, and a popular conspiracy theory involving Brittney Spears is unravelled. Plus a little trailer watch to cleanse the pallet.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40383239</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2020 12:57:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40383239/episode_263_we_are_not_lawyers.mp3" length="36023901" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig has been listening to so much Orville Peck he's decided to become a gay cowboy, Ryan tries to find a loophole to the Faustian bargain he made with Disney, and a popular conspiracy theory involving Brittney Spears is unravelled. Plus a little...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig has been listening to so much Orville Peck he's decided to become a gay cowboy, Ryan tries to find a loophole to the Faustian bargain he made with Disney, and a popular conspiracy theory involving Brittney Spears is unravelled. Plus a little trailer watch to cleanse the pallet.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2252</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,disney,entertainment,country,movies,funny,spears,popculture,trailers,hbo,peck,brittney,orville,freebrittney</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig has been listening to so much Orville Peck he's decided to become a gay cowboy, Ryan tries to find a loophole to the Faustian bargain he made with Disney, and a popular conspiracy theory involving Brittney Spears is unravelled. Plus a little trailer watch to cleanse the pallet.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 61: Cléo from 5 to 7 (1962)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-262</link><description><![CDATA[Our New Wave series reaches a high point with this compassionate look at 90 minutes in the life of a Parisian Singer. We talk about how the film gets us into the headspace of its characters, how the lines between documentary and fiction can often blur, and we ask ourselves: what is the winter equivalent of the Hawaiian shirt?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40295334</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2020 07:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40295334/smorgasbord_262.mp3" length="54094366" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our New Wave series reaches a high point with this compassionate look at 90 minutes in the life of a Parisian Singer. We talk about how the film gets us into the headspace of its characters, how the lines between documentary and fiction can often...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our New Wave series reaches a high point with this compassionate look at 90 minutes in the life of a Parisian Singer. We talk about how the film gets us into the headspace of its characters, how the lines between documentary and fiction can often blur, and we ask ourselves: what is the winter equivalent of the Hawaiian shirt?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3381</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,entertainment,classic,comedy,movie,fun,france</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Our New Wave series reaches a high point with this compassionate look at 90 minutes in the life of a Parisian Singer. We talk about how the film gets us into the headspace of its characters, how the lines between documentary and fiction can often blur, and we ask ourselves: what is the winter equivalent of the Hawaiian shirt?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 60: The TikTok Taint (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorg-261</link><description><![CDATA[...And just like that, a song of summer is born! Cardi B comes in hot and dirty with WAP, a hurricane of a track that would make Shakespeare proud. Also, there's drama in Bachelor Nation and Craig and Ryan simply cannot resist.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40260062</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2020 07:02:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40260062/smorg_261.mp3" length="30721252" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>...And just like that, a song of summer is born! Cardi B comes in hot and dirty with WAP, a hurricane of a track that would make Shakespeare proud. Also, there's drama in Bachelor Nation and Craig and Ryan simply cannot resist.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[...And just like that, a song of summer is born! Cardi B comes in hot and dirty with WAP, a hurricane of a track that would make Shakespeare proud. Also, there's drama in Bachelor Nation and Craig and Ryan simply cannot resist.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1921</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>pop,music,rap,movies,comedy,funny,fun,bachelor</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>...And just like that, a song of summer is born! Cardi B comes in hot and dirty with WAP, a hurricane of a track that would make Shakespeare proud. 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Enjoy!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40159176</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2020 05:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40159176/episode_260_day_for_night_1973.mp3" length="63410258" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg Baron joins the feast as this week's guest of honor, serving up some serious knowledge of the French New Wave as he, Craig, and Ryan dig into "Day for Night," Truffaut's loving takedown of the studio system. It's the episode so nice, it kicked...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg Baron joins the feast as this week's guest of honor, serving up some serious knowledge of the French New Wave as he, Craig, and Ryan dig into "Day for Night," Truffaut's loving takedown of the studio system. It's the episode so nice, it kicked off a series on the French New Wave. Enjoy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3964</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,wave,entertainment,new,cinema,movies,history,independent,french,goddard,truffaut,varda</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Greg Baron joins the feast as this week's guest of honor, serving up some serious knowledge of the French New Wave as he, Craig, and Ryan dig into "Day for Night," Truffaut's loving takedown of the studio system. It's the episode so nice, it kicked off a series on the French New Wave. Enjoy!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 58: Ryan Drops a BOMBSHELL (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-259</link><description><![CDATA[Craig was ready to have a lovely time talking about our new favorite pop star, Kim Petras, but Ryan inserts some chaos into the proceedings and leaves Craig thinking about his choices. Also: Ellen Degeneres may not be as nice as her reputation suggests. Who knew?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40127582</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2020 06:25:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40127582/smorgasbord_259.mp3" length="34596988" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig was ready to have a lovely time talking about our new favorite pop star, Kim Petras, but Ryan inserts some chaos into the proceedings and leaves Craig thinking about his choices. Also: Ellen Degeneres may not be as nice as her reputation...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig was ready to have a lovely time talking about our new favorite pop star, Kim Petras, but Ryan inserts some chaos into the proceedings and leaves Craig thinking about his choices. Also: Ellen Degeneres may not be as nice as her reputation suggests. Who knew?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2163</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,tv,entertainment,gossip,movies,comedy,funny,fun,controversy,ellen</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig was ready to have a lovely time talking about our new favorite pop star, Kim Petras, but Ryan inserts some chaos into the proceedings and leaves Craig thinking about his choices. Also: Ellen Degeneres may not be as nice as her reputation suggests. Who knew?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 57: The Whistlers (2019/2020)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-258-the-whistlers-2019</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan fudge the rules for their month of quarantine releases and head to foreign shores to check out "The Whistlers," a Romanian comedy/thriller about criminals who communicate through an ancient whistling language.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40047590</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2020 05:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40047590/episode_258_the_whistlers_2019.mp3" length="50062314" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan fudge the rules for their month of quarantine releases and head to foreign shores to check out "The Whistlers," a Romanian comedy/thriller about criminals who communicate through an ancient whistling language.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan fudge the rules for their month of quarantine releases and head to foreign shores to check out "The Whistlers," a Romanian comedy/thriller about criminals who communicate through an ancient whistling language.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3129</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,comedy,noir,genre,crime,foreign,romania,thriller,heist,whistlers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan fudge the rules for their month of quarantine releases and head to foreign shores to check out "The Whistlers," a Romanian comedy/thriller about criminals who communicate through an ancient whistling language.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 56: The Tick is Engorged (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-257-folklore</link><description><![CDATA[Craig is on a quest to quantify how disturbed movies make him feel, Aditi hops on the mic to defend Taylor Swift's surprise album "Folklore," from Ryan's poo-pooing, and bad news for "New Mutants" sheds light on a cinema-devouring monster.<br /><br />Bonus Content: follow the smorgasbord's Spotify account to see Craig, Ryan, and Aditi's picks for the best 20 songs in TSwift's discography.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40009584</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2020 05:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40009584/episode_257_folklore.mp3" length="32435303" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig is on a quest to quantify how disturbed movies make him feel, Aditi hops on the mic to defend Taylor Swift's surprise album "Folklore," from Ryan's poo-pooing, and bad news for "New Mutants" sheds light on a cinema-devouring monster.&#13;
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Bonus...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig is on a quest to quantify how disturbed movies make him feel, Aditi hops on the mic to defend Taylor Swift's surprise album "Folklore," from Ryan's poo-pooing, and bad news for "New Mutants" sheds light on a cinema-devouring monster.<br /><br />Bonus Content: follow the smorgasbord's Spotify account to see Craig, Ryan, and Aditi's picks for the best 20 songs in TSwift's discography.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2028</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,disney,entertainment,movies,funny,marvel,album,review,taylor,swift,fox,lynch,folklore,xmen,mutants,cronenberg,newmutants</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig is on a quest to quantify how disturbed movies make him feel, Aditi hops on the mic to defend Taylor Swift's surprise album "Folklore," from Ryan's poo-pooing, and bad news for "New Mutants" sheds light on a cinema-devouring monster.&#13;
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Bonus Content: follow the smorgasbord's Spotify account to see Craig, Ryan, and Aditi's picks for the best 20 songs in TSwift's discography.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 55: First Cow (2020)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-256</link><description><![CDATA[Today, we're out on the frontier, digging up bones and discussing Kelly Reichardt's tender yet unsparing portrait of the American Dream, First Cow. Will Craig and Ryan surivive out in this harsh wilderness? Probably not.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39914570</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2020 09:05:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/39914570/smorgasbord_256.mp3" length="48506670" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today, we're out on the frontier, digging up bones and discussing Kelly Reichardt's tender yet unsparing portrait of the American Dream, First Cow. Will Craig and Ryan surivive out in this harsh wilderness? Probably not.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today, we're out on the frontier, digging up bones and discussing Kelly Reichardt's tender yet unsparing portrait of the American Dream, First Cow. Will Craig and Ryan surivive out in this harsh wilderness? Probably not.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3032</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,movies,comedy,women,quarantine,feminism,analysis,2020</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Today, we're out on the frontier, digging up bones and discussing Kelly Reichardt's tender yet unsparing portrait of the American Dream, First Cow. Will Craig and Ryan surivive out in this harsh wilderness? Probably not.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 54: Have You Heard? (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-255-have-you-heard-minisode</link><description><![CDATA[Craig's penchant for "dad movies" leads him astray, Ryan wants someone to shorten Shia LaBeouf's leash, and the world gets another intimate and disturbing look at a toxic celebrity relationship.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39876935</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2020 04:48:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/39876935/episode_255_have_you_heard_minisode.mp3" length="34210376" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig's penchant for "dad movies" leads him astray, Ryan wants someone to shorten Shia LaBeouf's leash, and the world gets another intimate and disturbing look at a toxic celebrity relationship.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig's penchant for "dad movies" leads him astray, Ryan wants someone to shorten Shia LaBeouf's leash, and the world gets another intimate and disturbing look at a toxic celebrity relationship.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2139</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,gossip,movies,twitter,orlando,amber,celebrities,johnny,bloom,depp,heard,retaliation,taxcollector,shia,labeouf,orlandobloom,amberheard,davidayer,johnnydebb,possessor</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig's penchant for "dad movies" leads him astray, Ryan wants someone to shorten Shia LaBeouf's leash, and the world gets another intimate and disturbing look at a toxic celebrity relationship.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 53: Palm Springs (2020)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-254-palm-springs</link><description><![CDATA[Days blurring together. Repetition taking hold. Craig and Ryan relate a little too much to the characters in "Palm Springs," a quarantine offering from the Lonely Island crew that runs the risk of falling prey to the conventions it's trying to spoof.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39787874</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2020 05:00:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/39787874/episode_254_palm_springs.mp3" length="57005034" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Days blurring together. Repetition taking hold. Craig and Ryan relate a little too much to the characters in "Palm Springs," a quarantine offering from the Lonely Island crew that runs the risk of falling prey to the conventions it's trying to spoof.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Days blurring together. Repetition taking hold. Craig and Ryan relate a little too much to the characters in "Palm Springs," a quarantine offering from the Lonely Island crew that runs the risk of falling prey to the conventions it's trying to spoof.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3563</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,new,movies,comedy,lonely,debate,island,releases,2020,palm,criticism,springs,samberg,cristin,andysamberg,palmsprings,lonelyisland,milioti</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Days blurring together. Repetition taking hold. Craig and Ryan relate a little too much to the characters in "Palm Springs," a quarantine offering from the Lonely Island crew that runs the risk of falling prey to the conventions it's trying to spoof.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 52: Cake Boss (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorg-253</link><description><![CDATA[Will and Jada Smith decided to do some oversharing, and those of us in the content mines rejoice. Craig and Ryan also discuss movie universes and name-changing controversies, as well as the strange pleasures of cutting open an onion to find a cakey interior.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39706712</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2020 12:43:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/39706712/smorg_253.mp3" length="34168998" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Will and Jada Smith decided to do some oversharing, and those of us in the content mines rejoice. Craig and Ryan also discuss movie universes and name-changing controversies, as well as the strange pleasures of cutting open an onion to find a cakey...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Will and Jada Smith decided to do some oversharing, and those of us in the content mines rejoice. Craig and Ryan also discuss movie universes and name-changing controversies, as well as the strange pleasures of cutting open an onion to find a cakey interior.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2136</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Will and Jada Smith decided to do some oversharing, and those of us in the content mines rejoice. Craig and Ryan also discuss movie universes and name-changing controversies, as well as the strange pleasures of cutting open an onion to find a cakey interior.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 51: Emma. (2020)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-252-emma</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan decide to meddle in the affairs of Autumn De Wilde, director of this year's screen adaptation of "Emma." -- a film that struggles to find itself amidst all the pomp and circumstance.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/37890823</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2020 05:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/37890823/episode_252_emma.mp3" length="54242741" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan decide to meddle in the affairs of Autumn De Wilde, director of this year's screen adaptation of "Emma." -- a film that struggles to find itself amidst all the pomp and circumstance.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan decide to meddle in the affairs of Autumn De Wilde, director of this year's screen adaptation of "Emma." -- a film that struggles to find itself amidst all the pomp and circumstance.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3391</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,emma,director,filmmaking,churchill,criticism,fairfax,billnighy,woodhouse,autumndewilde,annejoytaylor,knightly</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan decide to meddle in the affairs of Autumn De Wilde, director of this year's screen adaptation of "Emma." -- a film that struggles to find itself amidst all the pomp and circumstance.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 50: The Candyman Can (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorg-minisode-2</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan parse through a slow week in movie news by lambasting Lin Manuel Miranda and other narcissistic celebrities. Plus: Trailer Watch! And a few classic movies you should be watching during the slow summer of COVID]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/37014570</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2020 11:12:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/37014570/smorg_minisode_2.mp3" length="34573164" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan parse through a slow week in movie news by lambasting Lin Manuel Miranda and other narcissistic celebrities. Plus: Trailer Watch! And a few classic movies you should be watching during the slow summer of COVID</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan parse through a slow week in movie news by lambasting Lin Manuel Miranda and other narcissistic celebrities. Plus: Trailer Watch! And a few classic movies you should be watching during the slow summer of COVID]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2161</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,tv,movies,comedy,hamilton,theater</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan parse through a slow week in movie news by lambasting Lin Manuel Miranda and other narcissistic celebrities. Plus: Trailer Watch! And a few classic movies you should be watching during the slow summer of COVID</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 49: Da 5 Bloods (2020)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-250-da-5-bloods-2</link><description><![CDATA[Now, more than ever, Craig and Ryan think it’s time to stop “now more than ever”-ing and get into the shit with Spike Lee’s new joint, “Da 5 Bloods,” a film that, crummy CGI aside, is ridiculously powerful and thought-provoking.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/35403321</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2020 12:04:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/35403321/episode_250_da_5_bloods_2.mp3" length="60708570" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Now, more than ever, Craig and Ryan think it’s time to stop “now more than ever”-ing and get into the shit with Spike Lee’s new joint, “Da 5 Bloods,” a film that, crummy CGI aside, is ridiculously powerful and thought-provoking.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Now, more than ever, Craig and Ryan think it’s time to stop “now more than ever”-ing and get into the shit with Spike Lee’s new joint, “Da 5 Bloods,” a film that, crummy CGI aside, is ridiculously powerful and thought-provoking.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3795</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,netflix,analysis,spike,criticism,blm,spikelee,civilrights,chadwickboseman,delroylindo,da5bloods,spikeleejoint</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Now, more than ever, Craig and Ryan think it’s time to stop “now more than ever”-ing and get into the shit with Spike Lee’s new joint, “Da 5 Bloods,” a film that, crummy CGI aside, is ridiculously powerful and thought-provoking.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 48: A Soft Reboot (minisode)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-249-minisode-6-29-20-7-51-pm</link><description><![CDATA[The Smorgasbord is back after hiatus with a new member on the team and an all new format to go along. This week, Craig and Ryan try to wrap their brains around heading back to movie theaters, HBO Max dropping an insane catalogue, and the controversy surrounding an old classic.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/34653313</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2020 05:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/34653313/episode_249_minisode_6_29_20_7_51_pm.mp3" length="35430817" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Smorgasbord is back after hiatus with a new member on the team and an all new format to go along. This week, Craig and Ryan try to wrap their brains around heading back to movie theaters, HBO Max dropping an insane catalogue, and the controversy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Smorgasbord is back after hiatus with a new member on the team and an all new format to go along. This week, Craig and Ryan try to wrap their brains around heading back to movie theaters, HBO Max dropping an insane catalogue, and the controversy surrounding an old classic.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2215</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,comedy,art,media,hbo,amc,theaters,blm,gonewiththewind,coronavirus,covid-19</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/06a999a9e1f1fd6347d383cb14d2e04b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The Smorgasbord is back after hiatus with a new member on the team and an all new format to go along. This week, Craig and Ryan try to wrap their brains around heading back to movie theaters, HBO Max dropping an insane catalogue, and the controversy surrounding an old classic.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/06a999a9e1f1fd6347d383cb14d2e04b.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 47: Sword of Doom (1966)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/the-smorgasbord-sword-of-doom</link><description><![CDATA[Craig offers up a favorite that he stumbled upon through Criterion roulette as a counter weight to a previous pick that westernized the Samurai. 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"Sword of Doom" is a visually captivating look into the soul of a samurai and the violent ends that are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig offers up a favorite that he stumbled upon through Criterion roulette as a counter weight to a previous pick that westernized the Samurai. 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"Sword of Doom" is a visually captivating look into the soul of a samurai and the violent ends that are met by his violent deeds. &#13;
&#13;
(Due to quarantine recording conditions, please excuse the audible storm in the background)</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 46: 3 Idiots (2009)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/3-idiots-final</link><description><![CDATA[The pod's first-ever guest, Aditi Harsh, stops by to take us on a trip through the ever-changing world of Bollywood. We talk about what this movie has to say about the pressure Indian kids face to succeed, the stylized nature of Bollywood, and why Indian cinema tries to make movies with something for everyone.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27392615</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2020 06:47:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/27392615/3_idiots_final.mp3" length="55354513" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The pod's first-ever guest, Aditi Harsh, stops by to take us on a trip through the ever-changing world of Bollywood. We talk about what this movie has to say about the pressure Indian kids face to succeed, the stylized nature of Bollywood, and why...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The pod's first-ever guest, Aditi Harsh, stops by to take us on a trip through the ever-changing world of Bollywood. We talk about what this movie has to say about the pressure Indian kids face to succeed, the stylized nature of Bollywood, and why Indian cinema tries to make movies with something for everyone.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3460</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cinema,movies,comedy,funny,history,bored,quarantine,bollywood,learn</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The pod's first-ever guest, Aditi Harsh, stops by to take us on a trip through the ever-changing world of Bollywood. We talk about what this movie has to say about the pressure Indian kids face to succeed, the stylized nature of Bollywood, and why Indian cinema tries to make movies with something for everyone.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 45: The Last Samurai (2003)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/the-smorgasbord-the-last-samurai</link><description><![CDATA[Blood brother of the pod, Chase Clayton rolls the dice and dishes out a movie from his childhood to see if it holds up and offers up, "The Last Samurai," a fit-for-TNT flick with dazzling battle sequences, a challenging view of modernization, and a performance from Tom Cruise that serves as a reminder of a nobler time when his movie choices weren't so homogenous.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27213424</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2020 04:57:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/27213424/the_smorgasbord_the_last_samurai.mp3" length="53835231" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Blood brother of the pod, Chase Clayton rolls the dice and dishes out a movie from his childhood to see if it holds up and offers up, "The Last Samurai," a fit-for-TNT flick with dazzling battle sequences, a challenging view of modernization, and a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Blood brother of the pod, Chase Clayton rolls the dice and dishes out a movie from his childhood to see if it holds up and offers up, "The Last Samurai," a fit-for-TNT flick with dazzling battle sequences, a challenging view of modernization, and a performance from Tom Cruise that serves as a reminder of a nobler time when his movie choices weren't so homogenous.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3365</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,cinema,movies,comedy,club,drama,review,samurai,quarantine,action,criticism,tomcruise,thelastsamurai,kenwatanabe</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Blood brother of the pod, Chase Clayton rolls the dice and dishes out a movie from his childhood to see if it holds up and offers up, "The Last Samurai," a fit-for-TNT flick with dazzling battle sequences, a challenging view of modernization, and a performance from Tom Cruise that serves as a reminder of a nobler time when his movie choices weren't so homogenous.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 44: Sing Street (2016)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/the-smorgasbord-sing-street</link><description><![CDATA[Courtney Nelson stops by to recommend a highly underrated Irish musical about the power of youth, creativity, and optimism. Somehow, no one saw "Sing Street" when it came out but the pod is happy to evangelize for it now.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27070220</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2020 06:08:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/27070220/the_smorgasbord_sing_street.mp3" length="46263483" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Courtney Nelson stops by to recommend a highly underrated Irish musical about the power of youth, creativity, and optimism. Somehow, no one saw "Sing Street" when it came out but the pod is happy to evangelize for it now.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Courtney Nelson stops by to recommend a highly underrated Irish musical about the power of youth, creativity, and optimism. Somehow, no one saw "Sing Street" when it came out but the pod is happy to evangelize for it now.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2892</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,cinema,movies,comedy,club,drama,independant,quarantine,ireland,entertainent,criticism,singstreet,dramedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Courtney Nelson stops by to recommend a highly underrated Irish musical about the power of youth, creativity, and optimism. Somehow, no one saw "Sing Street" when it came out but the pod is happy to evangelize for it now.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 43: Y Tu Mamá También (2001)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/the-smorgasbord-y-tu-mama-tambien</link><description><![CDATA[Special Guests Fer Hidalgo and Bri Machado treat Craig and Ryan to discuss "Y Tu Mamá También," a film (in)famous for its explicit sex scenes, but whose intimate, unflinching gaze reveals a lot about Mexico, class, and the fragility of male friendships.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26890280</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2020 05:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26890280/the_smorgasbord_y_tu_mama_tambien_2.mp3" length="49702451" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Special Guests Fer Hidalgo and Bri Machado treat Craig and Ryan to discuss "Y Tu Mamá También," a film (in)famous for its explicit sex scenes, but whose intimate, unflinching gaze reveals a lot about Mexico, class, and the fragility of male friendships.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Special Guests Fer Hidalgo and Bri Machado treat Craig and Ryan to discuss "Y Tu Mamá También," a film (in)famous for its explicit sex scenes, but whose intimate, unflinching gaze reveals a lot about Mexico, class, and the fragility of male friendships.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3107</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,mexico,entertainment,cinema,movies,spanish,classics,mexican,diegoluna,gaelgarciabernal,ytumamatambien,curon,maribelverdu</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Special Guests Fer Hidalgo and Bri Machado treat Craig and Ryan to discuss "Y Tu Mamá También," a film (in)famous for its explicit sex scenes, but whose intimate, unflinching gaze reveals a lot about Mexico, class, and the fragility of male friendships.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 42: Moonstruck (1987)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/moonstruck-final</link><description><![CDATA[Craig discovers a new favorite film, a Shakespearean comedy full of misadventures and optimism,1987's Moonstruck. The boys discuss Nicolas Cage's larger-than-life performance, the brilliance of the cast, and how this movie sees family as the solution for life's problems.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26822994</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2020 08:10:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26822994/moonstruck_final.mp3" length="48459022" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig discovers a new favorite film, a Shakespearean comedy full of misadventures and optimism,1987's Moonstruck. The boys discuss Nicolas Cage's larger-than-life performance, the brilliance of the cast, and how this movie sees family as the solution...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig discovers a new favorite film, a Shakespearean comedy full of misadventures and optimism,1987's Moonstruck. The boys discuss Nicolas Cage's larger-than-life performance, the brilliance of the cast, and how this movie sees family as the solution for life's problems.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3029</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,music,romance,italy,movies,comedy,a,80s,cher,analysis</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig discovers a new favorite film, a Shakespearean comedy full of misadventures and optimism,1987's Moonstruck. The boys discuss Nicolas Cage's larger-than-life performance, the brilliance of the cast, and how this movie sees family as the solution for life's problems.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 41: The Thing (1982)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/the-smorgasbord-the-thing</link><description><![CDATA[Bill Drexler pops in to discuss John Carpenter's first-maligned, now-celebrated opus on paranoia, "The Thing," a film with practical effects that still have the power to churn guts.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26700408</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2020 15:04:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26700408/the_smorgasbord_the_thing.mp3" length="55255874" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Bill Drexler pops in to discuss John Carpenter's first-maligned, now-celebrated opus on paranoia, "The Thing," a film with practical effects that still have the power to churn guts.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bill Drexler pops in to discuss John Carpenter's first-maligned, now-celebrated opus on paranoia, "The Thing," a film with practical effects that still have the power to churn guts.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3454</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,monster,horror,effects,johncarpenter,kurtrussel,thething,specialeffects</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Bill Drexler pops in to discuss John Carpenter's first-maligned, now-celebrated opus on paranoia, "The Thing," a film with practical effects that still have the power to churn guts.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 40: Godzilla (1954)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-godzilla</link><description><![CDATA[Resident kaiju expert, AJ Ryan, joins Craig and Ryan to drop some knowledge about the king of all monsters himself, "Godzilla," a creature who somehow went from somber reminder of Japan's experience with the atomic bomb to breakdancing record holder for star of the longest franchise in film history.]]></description><guid 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history.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3325</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,classic,cinema,movies,discussion,monsters,franchise,godzilla,kaiju,filmhistory,criticsim</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Resident kaiju expert, AJ Ryan, joins Craig and Ryan to drop some knowledge about the king of all monsters himself, "Godzilla," a creature who somehow went from somber reminder of Japan's experience with the atomic bomb to breakdancing record holder for star of the longest franchise in film history.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 39: It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-its-a-mad-mad-mad-mad-world</link><description><![CDATA[Ben Nelson joins Craig and Ryan to gorge themselves on a comedy to end all comedies. Billed as starring every funny person ever, "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" has a long title and an even longer run time, but man does it have chutzpah.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26287162</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2020 16:27:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26287162/smorgasbord_it_s_a_mad_mad_mad_mad_world.mp3" length="56816116" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ben Nelson joins Craig and Ryan to gorge themselves on a comedy to end all comedies. Billed as starring every funny person ever, "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" has a long title and an even longer run time, but man does it have chutzpah.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben Nelson joins Craig and Ryan to gorge themselves on a comedy to end all comedies. Billed as starring every funny person ever, "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" has a long title and an even longer run time, but man does it have chutzpah.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3551</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,comedy,epic,debate,popculture,long,criticism</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ben Nelson joins Craig and Ryan to gorge themselves on a comedy to end all comedies. Billed as starring every funny person ever, "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" has a long title and an even longer run time, but man does it have chutzpah.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 38: Gossip Girl (Seasons 1-2)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-gossip-girl</link><description><![CDATA[Special Guest, Raquel Tillo Clayton joins the show to dig into a hearty helping of Upper East Side teen drama with the CW soap opera, "Gossip Girl."]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26204109</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2020 14:37:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26204109/smorgasbord_gossip_girl.mp3" length="53404733" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Special Guest, Raquel Tillo Clayton joins the show to dig into a hearty helping of Upper East Side teen drama with the CW soap opera, "Gossip Girl."</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Special Guest, Raquel Tillo Clayton joins the show to dig into a hearty helping of Upper East Side teen drama with the CW soap opera, "Gossip Girl."]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3338</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,tv,entertainment,movies,comedy,television,teen,drama,serena,popculture,blair,gossipgirl,soapopera,chuckbass</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Special Guest, Raquel Tillo Clayton joins the show to dig into a hearty helping of Upper East Side teen drama with the CW soap opera, "Gossip Girl."</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 37: Magnolia (1999)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-magnolia</link><description><![CDATA[Oren Soffer joins Craig and Ryan for a discussion of "Magnolia," one of Paul Thomas Anderson's early masterpieces and a thesis for some of the themes he would explore for the rest of his career. It's a flashy bit of directorial flourish with a stacked cast that asks, do things like this really just happen?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25789154</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2020 04:52:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25789154/smorgasbord_magnolia.mp3" length="62139662" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oren Soffer joins Craig and Ryan for a discussion of "Magnolia," one of Paul Thomas Anderson's early masterpieces and a thesis for some of the themes he would explore for the rest of his career. It's a flashy bit of directorial flourish with a stacked...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oren Soffer joins Craig and Ryan for a discussion of "Magnolia," one of Paul Thomas Anderson's early masterpieces and a thesis for some of the themes he would explore for the rest of his career. It's a flashy bit of directorial flourish with a stacked cast that asks, do things like this really just happen?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3884</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,comedy,streaming,popculture,magnolia,tomcruise,juliannemoore,ptanderson,phillipseymorhoffman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oren Soffer joins Craig and Ryan for a discussion of "Magnolia," one of Paul Thomas Anderson's early masterpieces and a thesis for some of the themes he would explore for the rest of his career. It's a flashy bit of directorial flourish with a stacked cast that asks, do things like this really just happen?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 36: It's Complicated (2009)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/the-smorgasbord-its-complicated</link><description><![CDATA[Nothing is ever as simple as it seems and on this episode of Quarantine Film Club, Craig and Ryan dive in to a Nancy Meyers classic, "It's Complicated." It's a movie that shows how, even if you don't NEED a new kitchen, sometimes you might WANT one.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25643191</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2020 11:41:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25643191/the_smorgasbord_it_s_complicated.mp3" length="53309439" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nothing is ever as simple as it seems and on this episode of Quarantine Film Club, Craig and Ryan dive in to a Nancy Meyers classic, "It's Complicated." It's a movie that shows how, even if you don't NEED a new kitchen, sometimes you might WANT one.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nothing is ever as simple as it seems and on this episode of Quarantine Film Club, Craig and Ryan dive in to a Nancy Meyers classic, "It's Complicated." It's a movie that shows how, even if you don't NEED a new kitchen, sometimes you might WANT one.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3332</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,romantic,comedy,funny,conversation,debate,popculture,alecbaldwin,criticism,merylstreep,stevemartin,nancymeyers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Nothing is ever as simple as it seems and on this episode of Quarantine Film Club, Craig and Ryan dive in to a Nancy Meyers classic, "It's Complicated." It's a movie that shows how, even if you don't NEED a new kitchen, sometimes you might WANT one.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 35: Hopscotch (1980)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/hop-ep-final_1</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan take a leisurely stroll through the shaggy dog spy comedy Hopscotch. The film stars a hilarious Walter Matthau sticking it to the man. It may just be the ultimate grandpa film.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25597969</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2020 08:15:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25597969/hop_ep_final.mp3" length="53407659" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan take a leisurely stroll through the shaggy dog spy comedy Hopscotch. The film stars a hilarious Walter Matthau sticking it to the man. It may just be the ultimate grandpa film.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan take a leisurely stroll through the shaggy dog spy comedy Hopscotch. The film stars a hilarious Walter Matthau sticking it to the man. It may just be the ultimate grandpa film.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3338</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,classic,movies,comedy,funny,fun,politics,spy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan take a leisurely stroll through the shaggy dog spy comedy Hopscotch. The film stars a hilarious Walter Matthau sticking it to the man. It may just be the ultimate grandpa film.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 34: The Brothers Bloom (2008)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/the-smorgasbord-brothers-bloom</link><description><![CDATA[Craig brings in a movie full of whimsy about the the world's greatest con men, and Ryan goes on a war against quirk. "The Brothers Bloom" is one of Rian Johnson's first films, where he dove head-first into the world of genre, taking a look at the relationship between the story teller and the audience through the lens of one last great con.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25527333</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2020 11:46:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25527333/the_smorgasbord_brothers_bloom.mp3" length="57185174" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig brings in a movie full of whimsy about the the world's greatest con men, and Ryan goes on a war against quirk. "The Brothers Bloom" is one of Rian Johnson's first films, where he dove head-first into the world of genre, taking a look at the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig brings in a movie full of whimsy about the the world's greatest con men, and Ryan goes on a war against quirk. "The Brothers Bloom" is one of Rian Johnson's first films, where he dove head-first into the world of genre, taking a look at the relationship between the story teller and the audience through the lens of one last great con.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3575</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,comedy,funny,club,drama,genre,quarantine,popculture,criticism,binge,heist,markruffalo,conmen,adrienbrody,rianjohnson,thebrothersbloom,rachelweiss</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig brings in a movie full of whimsy about the the world's greatest con men, and Ryan goes on a war against quirk. "The Brothers Bloom" is one of Rian Johnson's first films, where he dove head-first into the world of genre, taking a look at the relationship between the story teller and the audience through the lens of one last great con.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 33: To Be or Not to Be (1942)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/2-b-ep</link><description><![CDATA[Craig discovers one of Ryan's favorite films, To Be or Not To Be. It's a spy comedy set in... Nazi-occupied Poland!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25482403</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2020 07:54:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25482403/2_b_ep.mp3" length="54593827" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig discovers one of Ryan's favorite films, To Be or Not To Be. It's a spy comedy set in... Nazi-occupied Poland!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig discovers one of Ryan's favorite films, To Be or Not To Be. It's a spy comedy set in... Nazi-occupied Poland!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3413</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,classic,cinema,movies,comedy,club,history,fun</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig discovers one of Ryan's favorite films, To Be or Not To Be. It's a spy comedy set in... Nazi-occupied Poland!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 32: Hart's War (2002)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/the-smorgasbord-harts-war</link><description><![CDATA[Craig brings in an overlooked gem from the DVD bargain bin to kick off this week of Quarantine Film Club. "Hart's War" is an intriguing mash of genres, cribbing elements from war movies, courtroom dramas, and mysteries, to create a film that has Ryan scratching his head.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25418468</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2020 17:41:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25418468/the_smorgasbord_hart_s_war.mp3" length="53525106" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig brings in an overlooked gem from the DVD bargain bin to kick off this week of Quarantine Film Club. "Hart's War" is an intriguing mash of genres, cribbing elements from war movies, courtroom dramas, and mysteries, to create a film that has Ryan...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig brings in an overlooked gem from the DVD bargain bin to kick off this week of Quarantine Film Club. "Hart's War" is an intriguing mash of genres, cribbing elements from war movies, courtroom dramas, and mysteries, to create a film that has Ryan scratching his head.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3346</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,entertainment,movies,comedy,drama,discussion,debate,quarantine,popculture,stream,watch,brucewillis,terrancehoward,collinfarrell,hartswar</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig brings in an overlooked gem from the DVD bargain bin to kick off this week of Quarantine Film Club. "Hart's War" is an intriguing mash of genres, cribbing elements from war movies, courtroom dramas, and mysteries, to create a film that has Ryan scratching his head.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 31: Korean Cinema Lightning Round</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/lightning-round-korean-cinema</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan dive headfirst into a crash course on Korean Cinema, taking a quick look at four films from some of the most prominent directors in the country.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25133295</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2020 11:56:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25133295/lightning_round_korean_cinema.mp3" length="57056443" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan dive headfirst into a crash course on Korean Cinema, taking a quick look at four films from some of the most prominent directors in the country.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan dive headfirst into a crash course on Korean Cinema, taking a quick look at four films from some of the most prominent directors in the country.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3566</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,cinema,movies,comedy,funny,poetry,korean,foreign,popculture,parasite,criticism,thehandmaiden,parkchanwook,bongjoonho,memoriesofmurder,onabeachaloneatnight</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan dive headfirst into a crash course on Korean Cinema, taking a quick look at four films from some of the most prominent directors in the country.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 30: The Bachelor Ultra Mega Recap Show: Jesus Daddy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/bachelor-2020</link><description><![CDATA[Ryan, Craig, and Greg dive in what was legitimately the most dramatic season of The Bachelor Ever. Find out what our favorite moments are, why the early season drama was weak compared to the season finale, and why Peter is the worst bachelor we've seen.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24023829</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2020 16:59:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24023829/bachelor_2020.mp3" length="89260616" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ryan, Craig, and Greg dive in what was legitimately the most dramatic season of The Bachelor Ever. Find out what our favorite moments are, why the early season drama was weak compared to the season finale, and why Peter is the worst bachelor we've seen.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ryan, Craig, and Greg dive in what was legitimately the most dramatic season of The Bachelor Ever. Find out what our favorite moments are, why the early season drama was weak compared to the season finale, and why Peter is the worst bachelor we've seen.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5579</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>tv,life,movies,comedy,funny,television,fun,recap,bachelor</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ryan, Craig, and Greg dive in what was legitimately the most dramatic season of The Bachelor Ever. Find out what our favorite moments are, why the early season drama was weak compared to the season finale, and why Peter is the worst bachelor we've seen.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 29: A Very Netflix Christmas: The Royal Baby</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/netflix-xmas</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan trudged through 13 hours of made-for TV Christmas movies and lived to tell the tale. We'll tell you the good, bad and the weird for your Christmas enjoyment.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20984866</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Dec 2019 21:08:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20984866/netflix_xmas.mp3" length="87001964" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan trudged through 13 hours of made-for TV Christmas movies and lived to tell the tale. We'll tell you the good, bad and the weird for your Christmas enjoyment.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan trudged through 13 hours of made-for TV Christmas movies and lived to tell the tale. We'll tell you the good, bad and the weird for your Christmas enjoyment.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5438</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,tv,movies,comedy,funny,netflix,acting,smart,christmas,directing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan trudged through 13 hours of made-for TV Christmas movies and lived to tell the tale. We'll tell you the good, bad and the weird for your Christmas enjoyment.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 28: Noirvember Lightning Round</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/noirvember2019</link><description><![CDATA[Ryan and Craig take a look at some film noirs as the days get shorter and those dark-seedy nights get longer.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20154609</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2019 06:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20154609/noirvember2019.mp3" length="49873396" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ryan and Craig take a look at some film noirs as the days get shorter and those dark-seedy nights get longer.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ryan and Craig take a look at some film noirs as the days get shorter and those dark-seedy nights get longer.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3118</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,comedy,funny,movie,noir,reviews,popculture,criticism,oldboy,neonoir,orsonwells,outofthepast,asiancinema,blackcoalthinice,ladyfromshanghai</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ryan and Craig take a look at some film noirs as the days get shorter and those dark-seedy nights get longer.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 27: Succession (Seasons 1-2)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-succession</link><description><![CDATA[Ryan and Craig shake the branches of the Succession family tree to see what comes out.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20018448</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Nov 2019 06:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20018448/smorgasbord_succession.mp3" length="87308746" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ryan and Craig shake the branches of the Succession family tree to see what comes out.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ryan and Craig shake the branches of the Succession family tree to see what comes out.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5457</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,tv,entertainment,movies,comedy,television,greg,review,streaming,tom,hbo,roy,roman,succession,criticism,logan,kendall,geri,shiv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ryan and Craig shake the branches of the Succession family tree to see what comes out.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 26: Halloween Lightning Round</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-halloween-episode-2019</link><description><![CDATA[It's spooky time again and that means it's time for a horror movie lightning round. Craig and Ryan have two older and two newer creepy flicks to put on while you wait for trick-or-treaters.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19776112</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2019 05:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19776112/smorgasbord_halloween_episode_2019.mp3" length="50246634" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's spooky time again and that means it's time for a horror movie lightning round. Craig and Ryan have two older and two newer creepy flicks to put on while you wait for trick-or-treaters.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's spooky time again and that means it's time for a horror movie lightning round. Craig and Ryan have two older and two newer creepy flicks to put on while you wait for trick-or-treaters.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3141</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,humor,movies,funny,horror,reviews,spooky,popculture,halloween,thething,theomen,gregorypeck,catpeople,acureforwellness,goreverbinski</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It's spooky time again and that means it's time for a horror movie lightning round. Craig and Ryan have two older and two newer creepy flicks to put on while you wait for trick-or-treaters.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 25: Time for the Dick Revolution</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-226-trailer-watch-time-for-the-d</link><description><![CDATA[It's a king-sized Trailer Watch as Craig, Ryan, and Raquel give their hot takes on the upcoming award season movies.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19658935</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2019 06:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19658935/episode_226_trailer_watch_time_for_the_dick_revolution.mp3" length="79150601" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a king-sized Trailer Watch as Craig, Ryan, and Raquel give their hot takes on the upcoming award season movies.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a king-sized Trailer Watch as Craig, Ryan, and Raquel give their hot takes on the upcoming award season movies.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4947</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,movies,comedy,feminism,popculture,trailers,criticism,adamsandler,michaelbay,robertpattinson,littlewomen,timothychalamet,irishman,atlantics,uncutgems</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It's a king-sized Trailer Watch as Craig, Ryan, and Raquel give their hot takes on the upcoming award season movies.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 24: Bachelor in Paradise Breakdown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-bachelor-in-paradise</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan dive sooooooo deep into all the drama on their favorite installment in the Bachelor franchise.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19238282</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2019 05:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19238282/smorgasbord_bachelor_in_paradise.mp3" length="117413092" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan dive sooooooo deep into all the drama on their favorite installment in the Bachelor franchise.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan dive sooooooo deep into all the drama on their favorite installment in the Bachelor franchise.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7339</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,reality,tv,comedy,popculture,bachelor,realitytv,chrisharrison,bachelorinparadise</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan dive sooooooo deep into all the drama on their favorite installment in the Bachelor franchise.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 23: Dragged Across Concrete (2019)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/project-9-3-19-10-27-pm_1</link><description><![CDATA[Craig, Ryan, and special guest Bill discuss Mel Gibson's mustache in 2019's most controversial film.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19002635</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Sep 2019 05:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19002635/project_9_3_19_10_27_pm.mp3" length="70405223" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig, Ryan, and special guest Bill discuss Mel Gibson's mustache in 2019's most controversial film.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig, Ryan, and special guest Bill discuss Mel Gibson's mustache in 2019's most controversial film.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4401</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,movies,comedy,funny,noir,western,controversy,smart,cinephile</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig, Ryan, and special guest Bill discuss Mel Gibson's mustache in 2019's most controversial film.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 22: His Voice is Too Deep for His Body</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-ep-223</link><description><![CDATA[Raquel Tillo swings by to snack on some trailers for upcoming films, Craig wonders if Sam Rockwell has made some kind of Faustian Bargain, and Ryan throws shade at national treasure, Tom Hanks.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18883525</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Aug 2019 05:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18883525/smorgasbord_ep_223.mp3" length="52881448" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Raquel Tillo swings by to snack on some trailers for upcoming films, Craig wonders if Sam Rockwell has made some kind of Faustian Bargain, and Ryan throws shade at national treasure, Tom Hanks.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raquel Tillo swings by to snack on some trailers for upcoming films, Craig wonders if Sam Rockwell has made some kind of Faustian Bargain, and Ryan throws shade at national treasure, Tom Hanks.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3306</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,movies,comedy,films,reviews,popculture,trailers,fall,releases,criticism,robertpattinson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Raquel Tillo swings by to snack on some trailers for upcoming films, Craig wonders if Sam Rockwell has made some kind of Faustian Bargain, and Ryan throws shade at national treasure, Tom Hanks.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 21: Book Smart (2019) - A Drinking Game</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/ep-222-final</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan crack open some crispy boys to play a drinking game and dive into 'Booksmart,' the debut feature by Olivia Wilde.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18334032</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2019 05:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18334032/ep_222_final.mp3" length="38934568" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan crack open some crispy boys to play a drinking game and dive into 'Booksmart,' the debut feature by Olivia Wilde.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan crack open some crispy boys to play a drinking game and dive into 'Booksmart,' the debut feature by Olivia Wilde.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2434</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,movies,comedy,teen,game,drinking,popculture,highschool,graduation,oliviawilde,booksmart,beaniefeldstein,kaitlyndever</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan crack open some crispy boys to play a drinking game and dive into 'Booksmart,' the debut feature by Olivia Wilde.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 20: Action Movie Lightning Round</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorg-2-21_2</link><description><![CDATA[In Honor of John Wick 3, Craig and Ryan have a platter of action movies for you to enjoy in the lightning round. On the menu: the movie that inspired Drive (The Driver), a brutal Indonesian thriller directed by a white dude (The Raid: Redemption), and two Nicolas Cage classics (Con Air, Face/Off).]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18254943</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2019 05:55:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18254943/smorg_2_21.mp3" length="53808900" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Honor of John Wick 3, Craig and Ryan have a platter of action movies for you to enjoy in the lightning round. On the menu: the movie that inspired Drive (The Driver), a brutal Indonesian thriller directed by a white dude (The Raid: Redemption), and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Honor of John Wick 3, Craig and Ryan have a platter of action movies for you to enjoy in the lightning round. On the menu: the movie that inspired Drive (The Driver), a brutal Indonesian thriller directed by a white dude (The Raid: Redemption), and two Nicolas Cage classics (Con Air, Face/Off).]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3364</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In Honor of John Wick 3, Craig and Ryan have a platter of action movies for you to enjoy in the lightning round. On the menu: the movie that inspired Drive (The Driver), a brutal Indonesian thriller directed by a white dude (The Raid: Redemption), and two Nicolas Cage classics (Con Air, Face/Off).</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 19: Go To Your Dungeon, Melissa McCarthy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorg-220</link><description><![CDATA[It's trailer watch time. This episode is about killer dresses, the uncanny valley, Giada De Laurentiis, and why Cars 2 is a horrible movie that parents should never show to their children.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18198352</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2019 05:30:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18198352/smorg_220.mp3" length="52691277" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's trailer watch time. This episode is about killer dresses, the uncanny valley, Giada De Laurentiis, and why Cars 2 is a horrible movie that parents should never show to their children.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's trailer watch time. This episode is about killer dresses, the uncanny valley, Giada De Laurentiis, and why Cars 2 is a horrible movie that parents should never show to their children.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3294</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,music,tv,movies,comedy,funny,food,france,trailers,oscars</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It's trailer watch time. This episode is about killer dresses, the uncanny valley, Giada De Laurentiis, and why Cars 2 is a horrible movie that parents should never show to their children.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 18: Carly Rae Jepson Drops a Doozy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/ep-219-final</link><description><![CDATA[HBO is desperate to keep their subscribers, Batman fanboys are daring to come after the podcast's patron saint, Robert Pattinson, and Craig and Ryan feast on Carly Rae Jepsen's new album, "Dedicated."]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18029359</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2019 05:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18029359/ep_219_final.mp3" length="48341158" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>HBO is desperate to keep their subscribers, Batman fanboys are daring to come after the podcast's patron saint, Robert Pattinson, and Craig and Ryan feast on Carly Rae Jepsen's new album, "Dedicated."</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[HBO is desperate to keep their subscribers, Batman fanboys are daring to come after the podcast's patron saint, Robert Pattinson, and Craig and Ryan feast on Carly Rae Jepsen's new album, "Dedicated."]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3022</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,music,spotify,funny,lighthouse,dedicated,batman,popculture,hbo,euphoria,bsides,watchmen,gameofthrones,carlyraejepsen,callmemaybe,deadwood,robertpattinson,biglittlelies,damonlindelof</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>HBO is desperate to keep their subscribers, Batman fanboys are daring to come after the podcast's patron saint, Robert Pattinson, and Craig and Ryan feast on Carly Rae Jepsen's new album, "Dedicated."</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 17: Round Up!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/ep-218-final</link><description><![CDATA[We're diving into what we're watching and, spoiler alert, it includes Game of Thrones. Plus, back by popular demand, Trailer Watch is here and it's time to decide what we're excited about and what we'll pass on.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17728783</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2019 05:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17728783/ep_218_final.mp3" length="63493432" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're diving into what we're watching and, spoiler alert, it includes Game of Thrones. Plus, back by popular demand, Trailer Watch is here and it's time to decide what we're excited about and what we'll pass on.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're diving into what we're watching and, spoiler alert, it includes Game of Thrones. Plus, back by popular demand, Trailer Watch is here and it's time to decide what we're excited about and what we'll pass on.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3969</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,tv,joker,movies,comedy,films,yesterday,trailers,got,gameofthrones,lionking,winecountry,jtleroy,onceuponatimeinhollywood,themanwhokilleddonquixote,thedeaddontdie,someonegreat,marymagdeline</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>We're diving into what we're watching and, spoiler alert, it includes Game of Thrones. Plus, back by popular demand, Trailer Watch is here and it's time to decide what we're excited about and what we'll pass on.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 16: Betrayal Lightning Round</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/ep-217-final</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan celebrate the Ides of March one month late with a lightning round of movies that showcase just how few people you can really trust in this world. You know the rules: 4 movies, 10 minutes each. Start the clock.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17587322</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2019 05:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17587322/ep_217_final.mp3" length="52599744" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan celebrate the Ides of March one month late with a lightning round of movies that showcase just how few people you can really trust in this world. You know the rules: 4 movies, 10 minutes each. Start the clock.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan celebrate the Ides of March one month late with a lightning round of movies that showcase just how few people you can really trust in this world. You know the rules: 4 movies, 10 minutes each. Start the clock.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3288</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,movies,funny,johnnydepp,idesofmarch,garyoldman,tomhardy,piratesofthecaribbean,dannyboyle,shallowgrave,queenmargot,tinkertailorsoldierspy,bennedictcumberbatch,goreverbinsky</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan celebrate the Ides of March one month late with a lightning round of movies that showcase just how few people you can really trust in this world. You know the rules: 4 movies, 10 minutes each. Start the clock.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 15: The Betrayal of Ariana Grande by the Coward Craig Clayton</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorgasbord-216_1</link><description><![CDATA[We're talking nasty boogers, Ariana Grande's new album, and the Netflix series Russian Doll. Craig gets briefly kicked off the podcast, so you know it got heated]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17501734</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2019 04:30:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17501734/smorgasbord_216.mp3" length="53808900" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're talking nasty boogers, Ariana Grande's new album, and the Netflix series Russian Doll. Craig gets briefly kicked off the podcast, so you know it got heated</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're talking nasty boogers, Ariana Grande's new album, and the Netflix series Russian Doll. Craig gets briefly kicked off the podcast, so you know it got heated]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3363</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>music,tv,comedy,lol,movie,best,television,streaming,netflix</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>We're talking nasty boogers, Ariana Grande's new album, and the Netflix series Russian Doll. Craig gets briefly kicked off the podcast, so you know it got heated</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 14: Bachelor Nation Station</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/ep-215-final</link><description><![CDATA[Craig tries does his best to convert Ryan and special guest Raquel to "The Bachelor" fandom as they debrief after a particularly riveting season finale of America's favorite dating show. Warning: Raquel gets a little graphic in describing Colton's efforts to run the bases.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17432361</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2019 15:48:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17432361/ep_215_final.mp3" length="64603950" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig tries does his best to convert Ryan and special guest Raquel to "The Bachelor" fandom as they debrief after a particularly riveting season finale of America's favorite dating show. Warning: Raquel gets a little graphic in describing Colton's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig tries does his best to convert Ryan and special guest Raquel to "The Bachelor" fandom as they debrief after a particularly riveting season finale of America's favorite dating show. Warning: Raquel gets a little graphic in describing Colton's efforts to run the bases.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4038</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,tv,comedy,demi,virgin,popculture,cassie,hometowns,bachelor,colton,finalrose,hannahb,caelyn</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig tries does his best to convert Ryan and special guest Raquel to "The Bachelor" fandom as they debrief after a particularly riveting season finale of America's favorite dating show. Warning: Raquel gets a little graphic in describing Colton's efforts to run the bases.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 13: Oscars Takedown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-214-oscars-takedown</link><description><![CDATA[The Oscars are so baffling this year, Craig and Ryan need the help of fellow filmmakers and friends, Zac Gobetz and Ben Nelson, coming up with ways to save the broadcast. Plus, they're breaking down the Best-Picture nominees, one by one, and in case you're a gambler, Ryan's got odds on all of them.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17091404</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2019 06:00:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17091404/episode_214_oscars_takedown.mp3" length="105115061" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Oscars are so baffling this year, Craig and Ryan need the help of fellow filmmakers and friends, Zac Gobetz and Ben Nelson, coming up with ways to save the broadcast. Plus, they're breaking down the Best-Picture nominees, one by one, and in case...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Oscars are so baffling this year, Craig and Ryan need the help of fellow filmmakers and friends, Zac Gobetz and Ben Nelson, coming up with ways to save the broadcast. Plus, they're breaking down the Best-Picture nominees, one by one, and in case you're a gambler, Ryan's got odds on all of them.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6570</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,roma,movies,comedy,vice,films,oscars,academyawards,bohemianrhapsody,blackpanther,astarisborn,blackkklansman,greenbook,thefavourite,bestipicture</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The Oscars are so baffling this year, Craig and Ryan need the help of fellow filmmakers and friends, Zac Gobetz and Ben Nelson, coming up with ways to save the broadcast. Plus, they're breaking down the Best-Picture nominees, one by one, and in case you're a gambler, Ryan's got odds on all of them.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 12: Long Movie Lightning Round</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-213-final</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan crack into some films that are perfect for blowing off an entire afternoon.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16980501</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2019 06:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16980501/episode_213_final.mp3" length="51367600" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan crack into some films that are perfect for blowing off an entire afternoon.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan crack into some films that are perfect for blowing off an entire afternoon.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3211</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,movies,funny,jfk,zodiac,oliverstone,onceuponatimeinamerica,kevincostner,davidfincher,greatescape,sergioleone,jakegyllenhaal,joepesci,robertdownyjr,sissyspacek</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan crack into some films that are perfect for blowing off an entire afternoon.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 11: The Best Movies of 2018, Part 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-212-top-10s-part-2</link><description><![CDATA[Ryan and Craig sit down with fellow movie-lover, Oren Soffer, to break down their top 5 movies of 2018.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16900111</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2019 04:28:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16900111/episode_212_top_10_s_part_2.mp3" length="45011277" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ryan and Craig sit down with fellow movie-lover, Oren Soffer, to break down their top 5 movies of 2018.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ryan and Craig sit down with fellow movie-lover, Oren Soffer, to break down their top 5 movies of 2018.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2814</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,movies,comedy,best,oscars,2018</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ryan and Craig sit down with fellow movie-lover, Oren Soffer, to break down their top 5 movies of 2018.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 10: The Best Movies of 2018, Part I</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorg-211_1</link><description><![CDATA[With Oscar season fast approaching, the gang invites special guest Oren Soffer to dive DEEP into the best movies of 2018 (aka not Green Book). In part I, topics include Ethan Hawke, the Coen Brothers, Argentine functionaries, and whether or not Tom Cruise is the billionth reincarnation of Xenu.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16825204</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2019 03:25:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16825204/smorg_211.mp3" length="110462560" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With Oscar season fast approaching, the gang invites special guest Oren Soffer to dive DEEP into the best movies of 2018 (aka not Green Book). In part I, topics include Ethan Hawke, the Coen Brothers, Argentine functionaries, and whether or not Tom...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With Oscar season fast approaching, the gang invites special guest Oren Soffer to dive DEEP into the best movies of 2018 (aka not Green Book). In part I, topics include Ethan Hawke, the Coen Brothers, Argentine functionaries, and whether or not Tom Cruise is the billionth reincarnation of Xenu.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4603</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,romance,cinema,movies,comedy,funny,art,podcasting,sci-fi,action,cinematography,2018</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>With Oscar season fast approaching, the gang invites special guest Oren Soffer to dive DEEP into the best movies of 2018 (aka not Green Book). In part I, topics include Ethan Hawke, the Coen Brothers, Argentine functionaries, and whether or not Tom Cruise is the billionth reincarnation of Xenu.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 09: Let's Up the Sexual Tension</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/ep-210-final</link><description><![CDATA[Craig evades the authorities at Disneyland, Ryan recounts a disturbing encounter in a movie theater bathroom, and the spotlight gets shined on some of the most exciting movies coming out in 2019. Oh yeah, and the Golden Globes happened.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16733377</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2019 05:10:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16733377/ep_210_final.mp3" length="48720665" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig evades the authorities at Disneyland, Ryan recounts a disturbing encounter in a movie theater bathroom, and the spotlight gets shined on some of the most exciting movies coming out in 2019. Oh yeah, and the Golden Globes happened.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig evades the authorities at Disneyland, Ryan recounts a disturbing encounter in a movie theater bathroom, and the spotlight gets shined on some of the most exciting movies coming out in 2019. Oh yeah, and the Golden Globes happened.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3046</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>sex,podcast,movies,comedy,tarantino,upcoming,highlife,goldenglobes,zacefron,robertpattinson,2019,johnwick,edibles,highwaymen,howtotrainyourdragon,jakegyllenhall,zombieland2,onceuponatimeinhollywood,adastra,velvetbuzzsaw</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig evades the authorities at Disneyland, Ryan recounts a disturbing encounter in a movie theater bathroom, and the spotlight gets shined on some of the most exciting movies coming out in 2019. Oh yeah, and the Golden Globes happened.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 08: A Netflix Christmas Drinking Game (ft. Raquel Tillo)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/smorg-209-final</link><description><![CDATA[Ryan has a crush on the Barefoot Contessa, Craig imagines the dark rituals that take place at Disney, and Raquel Tillo is back to get us all sloshed with her Netflix Original Christmas Movie drinking game.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16450657</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 11:33:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16450657/smorg_209_final.mp3" length="100583885" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ryan has a crush on the Barefoot Contessa, Craig imagines the dark rituals that take place at Disney, and Raquel Tillo is back to get us all sloshed with her Netflix Original Christmas Movie drinking game.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ryan has a crush on the Barefoot Contessa, Craig imagines the dark rituals that take place at Disney, and Raquel Tillo is back to get us all sloshed with her Netflix Original Christmas Movie drinking game.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4191</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,movies,comedy,game,drinking,netflix,trailers,christmas,avengers,thelionking,kurtrussel,artemisfowl,vanessahudgens,captainmarvel,shoplifters</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ryan has a crush on the Barefoot Contessa, Craig imagines the dark rituals that take place at Disney, and Raquel Tillo is back to get us all sloshed with her Netflix Original Christmas Movie drinking game.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 07: The Predator-verse (ft. AJ Ryan)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/ep-208-final</link><description><![CDATA[In honor of Michael Cohen's guilty please, Craig and Ryan are back with some guilty pleasures and special guest AJ Ryan calls in to vivisect the Predator franchise and get to the bottom of why Shane Black's reboot isn't up to snuff.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16387661</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 06:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16387661/ep_208_final.mp3" length="64966320" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In honor of Michael Cohen's guilty please, Craig and Ryan are back with some guilty pleasures and special guest AJ Ryan calls in to vivisect the Predator franchise and get to the bottom of why Shane Black's reboot isn't up to snuff.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In honor of Michael Cohen's guilty please, Craig and Ryan are back with some guilty pleasures and special guest AJ Ryan calls in to vivisect the Predator franchise and get to the bottom of why Shane Black's reboot isn't up to snuff.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4061</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,pop,podcast,tv,movies,comedy,screamo,katy,perry,popculture,aquaman,predator,miranda,bumblebee,lin-manuel</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In honor of Michael Cohen's guilty please, Craig and Ryan are back with some guilty pleasures and special guest AJ Ryan calls in to vivisect the Predator franchise and get to the bottom of why Shane Black's reboot isn't up to snuff.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 06: Noirvember Lightning Round</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/ep-207-noirvember-final</link><description><![CDATA[Craig is drinking whiskey, neat, Ryan claims to have an apology for Julie Andrews, and they both try to prepare you for the darker months with a Noirvember lightning round. It's 10 mins on the clock each for Red Rock West, Devil in the Blue Dress, The Prowler, and Kiss Me Deadly. Smoke if you got 'em.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16325422</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 22:52:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16325422/ep_207_noirvember_final.mp3" length="49089305" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig is drinking whiskey, neat, Ryan claims to have an apology for Julie Andrews, and they both try to prepare you for the darker months with a Noirvember lightning round. It's 10 mins on the clock each for Red Rock West, Devil in the Blue Dress, The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig is drinking whiskey, neat, Ryan claims to have an apology for Julie Andrews, and they both try to prepare you for the darker months with a Noirvember lightning round. It's 10 mins on the clock each for Red Rock West, Devil in the Blue Dress, The Prowler, and Kiss Me Deadly. Smoke if you got 'em.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3069</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>film,podcast,movies,comedy,noir,popculture,denzel,noirvember</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig is drinking whiskey, neat, Ryan claims to have an apology for Julie Andrews, and they both try to prepare you for the darker months with a Noirvember lightning round. It's 10 mins on the clock each for Red Rock West, Devil in the Blue Dress, The Prowler, and Kiss Me Deadly. Smoke if you got 'em.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d76d94280b099df5e5f3c8b6961b7dd5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 05: Your Dick's Too Big to Be Arrogant (ft. 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In the main course, we're talking about the joys of A Simple Favor (26:03-- SPOLER SPACE starts at 36:46 and ends at 39:44). Next, Craig uses Ryan as a guinea pig in his quest to create the perfect drinking game (39:48). For dessert, Ozark takes the gang to the brink of madness (49:27).]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/519610554</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2018 09:11:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16048675/519610554_the_smorgasbord_i_have_15_kilograms_of_coke_for_you_sir.mp3" length="110646880" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this edition of The Smorgasbord, Ryan talks about his disturbing experience with the movie Climax (00:26), Craig updates us on Bachelor drama (5:20), the guys briefly review new trailers (10:04) before talking about the actors who give too many...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this edition of The Smorgasbord, Ryan talks about his disturbing experience with the movie Climax (00:26), Craig updates us on Bachelor drama (5:20), the guys briefly review new trailers (10:04) before talking about the actors who give too many fucks(14:50). In the main course, we're talking about the joys of A Simple Favor (26:03-- SPOLER SPACE starts at 36:46 and ends at 39:44). Next, Craig uses Ryan as a guinea pig in his quest to create the perfect drinking game (39:48). For dessert, Ozark takes the gang to the brink of madness (49:27).]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4611</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8e21f6948cd273509c2ddf626e2a3bcb.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>On this edition of The Smorgasbord, Ryan talks about his disturbing experience with the movie Climax (00:26), Craig updates us on Bachelor drama (5:20), the guys briefly review new trailers (10:04) before talking about the actors who give too many fucks(14:50). In the main course, we're talking about the joys of A Simple Favor (26:03-- SPOLER SPACE starts at 36:46 and ends at 39:44). Next, Craig uses Ryan as a guinea pig in his quest to create the perfect drinking game (39:48). For dessert, Ozark takes the gang to the brink of madness (49:27).</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8e21f6948cd273509c2ddf626e2a3bcb.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 03: You Had Me At F#?k Box</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-203-you-had-me-at-f-k-box_1</link><description><![CDATA[Ryan and Craig have apologies to make, guilty pleas lead to painful revelations, "American Vandal" drops a deuce, and "Blackkklansman" is put to the '3 Great Scenes' Test.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/507730221</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15849025/507743424_the_smorgasbord_episode_203_you_had_me_at_f.mp3" length="54101053" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ryan and Craig have apologies to make, guilty pleas lead to painful revelations, "American Vandal" drops a deuce, and "Blackkklansman" is put to the '3 Great Scenes' Test.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ryan and Craig have apologies to make, guilty pleas lead to painful revelations, "American Vandal" drops a deuce, and "Blackkklansman" is put to the '3 Great Scenes' Test.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3382</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,music,movies,funny,conspiracy,trump,netflix,toad,spikelee,robertpattinson,manafort,bachelorinparadise,americanvandal,blackkklansman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2fb9a0458055c2cb1a61773048d1f05c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ryan and Craig have apologies to make, guilty pleas lead to painful revelations, "American Vandal" drops a deuce, and "Blackkklansman" is put to the '3 Great Scenes' Test.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2fb9a0458055c2cb1a61773048d1f05c.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 02: How Much Crack do You have to Smoke to be Considered an Addict?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-202-how-much-crack-do-you-have-t_1</link><description><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan briefly discuss Paris' new public urinals (3:47), ponder the nature of a good "best of" list (7:40), and explore a few underrated movies of the 2000s (12:39) before previewing the biggest movies of the fall (20:34). Then, they discuss the newly proposed Oscar category for "popular" movies and give their take on how to fix the broadcast (56:03).<br /><br />Check out our Spotify: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/3m37mdpwixqvjzui917jutvw7?si=S7LTGkSJRWeHCpdOsGQMFg" rel="noopener">https://open.spotify.com/user/3m37mdpwixqvjzui917jutvw7?si=S7LTGkSJRWeHCpdOsGQMFg</a><br /><br />And Letterboxd: <a href="https://letterboxd.com/TheSmorgasbord/lists/" rel="noopener">https://letterboxd.com/TheSmorgasbord/lists/</a><br /><br />Links: <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/08/14/people-wont-stop-peeing-historic-parisian-streets-citys-solution-open-sidewalk-urinals/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.706dc763b674" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/08/14/people-wont-stop-peeing-historic-parisian-streets-citys-solution-open-sidewalk-urinals/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.706dc763b674</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/style/wp/2018/08/17/feature/these-are-the-best-movies-of-the-2000s/" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/style/wp/2018/08/17/feature/these-are-the-best-movies-of-the-2000s/</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.talkhouse.com/bradley-coopers-triumphant-a-star-is-born-is-instant-classic/" rel="noopener">https://www.talkhouse.com/bradley-coopers-triumphant-a-star-is-born-is-instant-classic/</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/499221252</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2018 06:00:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15749822/499221252_the_smorgasbord_episode_202_how_much_crack_do_you_have_to_smoke_to_be_considered_an_addict.mp3" length="95732633" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Craig and Ryan briefly discuss Paris' new public urinals (3:47), ponder the nature of a good "best of" list (7:40), and explore a few underrated movies of the 2000s (12:39) before previewing the biggest movies of the fall (20:34). Then, they discuss...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Craig and Ryan briefly discuss Paris' new public urinals (3:47), ponder the nature of a good "best of" list (7:40), and explore a few underrated movies of the 2000s (12:39) before previewing the biggest movies of the fall (20:34). Then, they discuss the newly proposed Oscar category for "popular" movies and give their take on how to fix the broadcast (56:03).<br /><br />Check out our Spotify: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/3m37mdpwixqvjzui917jutvw7?si=S7LTGkSJRWeHCpdOsGQMFg" rel="noopener">https://open.spotify.com/user/3m37mdpwixqvjzui917jutvw7?si=S7LTGkSJRWeHCpdOsGQMFg</a><br /><br />And Letterboxd: <a href="https://letterboxd.com/TheSmorgasbord/lists/" rel="noopener">https://letterboxd.com/TheSmorgasbord/lists/</a><br /><br />Links: <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/08/14/people-wont-stop-peeing-historic-parisian-streets-citys-solution-open-sidewalk-urinals/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.706dc763b674" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/08/14/people-wont-stop-peeing-historic-parisian-streets-citys-solution-open-sidewalk-urinals/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.706dc763b674</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/style/wp/2018/08/17/feature/these-are-the-best-movies-of-the-2000s/" rel="noopener">https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/style/wp/2018/08/17/feature/these-are-the-best-movies-of-the-2000s/</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.talkhouse.com/bradley-coopers-triumphant-a-star-is-born-is-instant-classic/" rel="noopener">https://www.talkhouse.com/bradley-coopers-triumphant-a-star-is-born-is-instant-classic/</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3989</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,music,movies,funny,paris,drugs,trailers,oscars,2000s,urinals,bestof,nicholascage,astarisborn</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2fb9a0458055c2cb1a61773048d1f05c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Craig and Ryan briefly discuss Paris' new public urinals (3:47), ponder the nature of a good "best of" list (7:40), and explore a few underrated movies of the 2000s (12:39) before previewing the biggest movies of the fall (20:34). 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Check out our Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/3m37mdpwixqvjzui917jutvw7?si=S7LTGkSJRWeHCpdOsGQMFg&#13;
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And Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/TheSmorgasbord/lists/&#13;
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Links: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/08/14/people-wont-stop-peeing-historic-parisian-streets-citys-solution-open-sidewalk-urinals/?noredirect=on&amp;utm_term=.706dc763b674&#13;
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/style/wp/2018/08/17/feature/these-are-the-best-movies-of-the-2000s/&#13;
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https://www.talkhouse.com/bradley-coopers-triumphant-a-star-is-born-is-instant-classic/</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2fb9a0458055c2cb1a61773048d1f05c.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Episode 01: The Smorgasbord 2!: Here We Go Again</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/thesmorgcast/episode-201-the-smorgasbord-2-here-we-go_1</link><description><![CDATA[Ryan and Craig are back at it and talking MoviePass's erratic behavior, unpacking "Mama Mia 2," creating the perfect ABBA playlists, and marveling at the Country chart-topper, "Meant to Be."]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/488855838</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2018 11:19:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15749823/488855838_the_smorgasbord_the_smorgasbord_s02e01.mp3" length="59324289" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Smorgasbord</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ryan and Craig are back at it and talking MoviePass's erratic behavior, unpacking "Mama Mia 2," creating the perfect ABBA playlists, and marveling at the Country chart-topper, "Meant to Be."</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ryan and Craig are back at it and talking MoviePass's erratic behavior, unpacking "Mama Mia 2," creating the perfect ABBA playlists, and marveling at the Country chart-topper, "Meant to Be."]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3708</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>music,abba,funny,movie,criticism,mamamia,floridageorgialine,moviepass,beberexha</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2fb9a0458055c2cb1a61773048d1f05c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>The Smorgasbord</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ryan and Craig are back at it and talking MoviePass's erratic behavior, unpacking "Mama Mia 2," creating the perfect ABBA playlists, and marveling at the Country chart-topper, "Meant to Be."</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2fb9a0458055c2cb1a61773048d1f05c.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item></channel></rss>
