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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>The Roundless Table</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-roundless-table</link><description><![CDATA[Home of A.S.S. Members]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/3142900/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Society &amp; Culture</category><copyright>Copyright Ro</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg</url><title>The Roundless Table</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-roundless-table</link></image><lastBuildDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2019 07:28:25 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Ro</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Ro</itunes:name><itunes:email>feeds@spreaker.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Home of A.S.S. Members</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Home of A.S.S. Members]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><googleplay:author>Ro</googleplay:author><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><googleplay:email>feeds@spreaker.com</googleplay:email><googleplay:description>Home of A.S.S. Members</googleplay:description><googleplay:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit><item><title>The Roundless Table EP55: You'll Never Be Tall Enough</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10781950/the-roundless-table-ep55-youll-never-be-</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we find out how it feels to have your father crush your dream. There is another episode of Asiany Things and Missed Connections. Dumbass T.V. shows of yesteryear. Where the hell is our bigfoot statue? We ask ourselves if there is something wrong with dyeing puppies to look like pandas? We also …  The Roundless Table EP55: You’ll Never Be Tall EnoughRead More »]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://awfulsensei.com/?p=3117</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Nov 2019 21:53:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20209350/trt_ep55.mp3" length="22139331" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ro</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we find out how it feels to have your father crush your dream. There is another episode of Asiany Things and Missed Connections. Dumbass T.V. shows of yesteryear. Where the hell is our bigfoot statue? We ask ourselves if there is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we find out how it feels to have your father crush your dream. There is another episode of Asiany Things and Missed Connections. Dumbass T.V. shows of yesteryear. Where the hell is our bigfoot statue? We ask ourselves if there is something wrong with dyeing puppies to look like pandas? We also …  The Roundless Table EP55: You’ll Never Be Tall EnoughRead More »]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1936</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Ro</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this episode, we find out how it feels to have your father crush your dream. There is another episode of Asiany Things and Missed Connections. Dumbass T.V. shows of yesteryear. Where the hell is our bigfoot statue? We ask ourselves if there is something wrong with dyeing puppies to look like pandas? We also …  The Roundless Table EP55: You’ll Never Be Tall EnoughRead More »</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Roundless Table EP53: Grooming and Banging</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10781950/the-roundless-table-ep53-grooming-and-ba</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we bring another shot of Asiany Things. Rolando has a shitty chair and he might use it to torture his children. We ask, does this sound racist to you? We find a super dumbass party flyer. There is cheating in Asia with grooming and banging. Then there are signs your mother-in-law hates …  The Roundless Table EP53: Grooming and BangingRead More »]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://awfulsensei.com/?p=3105</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2019 20:35:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19920106/trt_ep53.mp3" length="26404471" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ro</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we bring another shot of Asiany Things. Rolando has a shitty chair and he might use it to torture his children. We ask, does this sound racist to you? We find a super dumbass party flyer. There is cheating in Asia with grooming and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we bring another shot of Asiany Things. Rolando has a shitty chair and he might use it to torture his children. We ask, does this sound racist to you? We find a super dumbass party flyer. There is cheating in Asia with grooming and banging. Then there are signs your mother-in-law hates …  The Roundless Table EP53: Grooming and BangingRead More »]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2254</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Ro</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this episode, we bring another shot of Asiany Things. Rolando has a shitty chair and he might use it to torture his children. We ask, does this sound racist to you? We find a super dumbass party flyer. There is cheating in Asia with grooming and banging. Then there are signs your mother-in-law hates …  The Roundless Table EP53: Grooming and BangingRead More »</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Roundless Table EP52: Peeping Tom Florida Man Beatdown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10781950/the-roundless-table-ep52-peeping-tom-flo</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we have another episode of “Asiany Things.” A Florida man peeping tom beatdown. What happens when a meth head moves in. JayZ, damn you ugly, the Mick Jagger of rap. We see that China hates Pokemon. There is another episode of Missed Connections. A weird robot with your face and the worst …  The Roundless Table EP52: Peeping Tom Florida Man BeatdownRead More »]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://awfulsensei.com/?p=3100</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2019 00:25:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19664127/trt_ep52.mp3" length="26383022" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ro</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we have another episode of “Asiany Things.” A Florida man peeping tom beatdown. What happens when a meth head moves in. JayZ, damn you ugly, the Mick Jagger of rap. We see that China hates Pokemon. There is another episode of Missed...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we have another episode of “Asiany Things.” A Florida man peeping tom beatdown. What happens when a meth head moves in. JayZ, damn you ugly, the Mick Jagger of rap. We see that China hates Pokemon. There is another episode of Missed Connections. A weird robot with your face and the worst …  The Roundless Table EP52: Peeping Tom Florida Man BeatdownRead More »]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2247</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Ro</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this episode, we have another episode of “Asiany Things.” A Florida man peeping tom beatdown. What happens when a meth head moves in. JayZ, damn you ugly, the Mick Jagger of rap. We see that China hates Pokemon. There is another episode of Missed Connections. A weird robot with your face and the worst …  The Roundless Table EP52: Peeping Tom Florida Man BeatdownRead More »</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Roundless Table EP51: Trump the Dumb Genius</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10781950/the-roundless-table-ep51-trump-the-dumb-</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we discuss Halloween and wearing a Santa costume. We have another Asiany Things with the bicycle seat thief super-villain. Rolando at Lowes and a brain fucker vagina. Another Missed Connections. A morale Vatican wall makes all walls morale. We find out Rolando and Trump have the same emotional “state.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://awfulsensei.com/?p=3094</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2019 02:26:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19664126/trt_ep51.mp3" length="20083189" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ro</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we discuss Halloween and wearing a Santa costume. We have another Asiany Things with the bicycle seat thief super-villain. Rolando at Lowes and a brain fucker vagina. Another Missed Connections. A morale Vatican wall makes all walls...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we discuss Halloween and wearing a Santa costume. We have another Asiany Things with the bicycle seat thief super-villain. Rolando at Lowes and a brain fucker vagina. Another Missed Connections. A morale Vatican wall makes all walls morale. We find out Rolando and Trump have the same emotional “state.”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1697</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Ro</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this episode, we discuss Halloween and wearing a Santa costume. We have another Asiany Things with the bicycle seat thief super-villain. Rolando at Lowes and a brain fucker vagina. Another Missed Connections. A morale Vatican wall makes all walls morale. We find out Rolando and Trump have the same emotional “state.”</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Roundless Table EP50: Anime Condoms</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10781950/the-roundless-table-ep50-anime-condoms</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we discuss, your Honor, “I didn’t understand the seriousness of this.” There is another Asiany Things and Missed Connections. We find out about a pager funeral. We have horror ballet, bad southern movie accents, and the effects of using too much of an erectile dysfunction drug.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://awfulsensei.com/?p=3088</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Oct 2019 02:18:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19418590/trt_ep50.mp3" length="24179395" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ro</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we discuss, your Honor, “I didn’t understand the seriousness of this.” There is another Asiany Things and Missed Connections. We find out about a pager funeral. We have horror ballet, bad southern movie accents, and the effects of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we discuss, your Honor, “I didn’t understand the seriousness of this.” There is another Asiany Things and Missed Connections. We find out about a pager funeral. We have horror ballet, bad southern movie accents, and the effects of using too much of an erectile dysfunction drug.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2086</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Ro</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this episode, we discuss, your Honor, “I didn’t understand the seriousness of this.” There is another Asiany Things and Missed Connections. We find out about a pager funeral. We have horror ballet, bad southern movie accents, and the effects of using too much of an erectile dysfunction drug.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Roundless Table: EP49 Strip Club Daycare</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10781950/the-roundless-table-ep49-strip-club-dayc</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we discuss bicycle drunkenness. There’s a Florida teacher selling the kiddies drugs. Another episode of Asiany Things with some Japanese racism examples. The daycare inside a strip club idea and a stripper just trying to make ends meet. We found a place where you can get bully insurance and another group of …  The Roundless Table: EP49 Strip Club DaycareRead More »]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://awfulsensei.com/?p=3083</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Sep 2019 17:42:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19418589/trt_ep49.mp3" length="25195436" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ro</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we discuss bicycle drunkenness. There’s a Florida teacher selling the kiddies drugs. Another episode of Asiany Things with some Japanese racism examples. The daycare inside a strip club idea and a stripper just trying to make ends...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we discuss bicycle drunkenness. There’s a Florida teacher selling the kiddies drugs. Another episode of Asiany Things with some Japanese racism examples. The daycare inside a strip club idea and a stripper just trying to make ends meet. We found a place where you can get bully insurance and another group of …  The Roundless Table: EP49 Strip Club DaycareRead More »]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2112</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Ro</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this episode, we discuss bicycle drunkenness. There’s a Florida teacher selling the kiddies drugs. Another episode of Asiany Things with some Japanese racism examples. The daycare inside a strip club idea and a stripper just trying to make ends meet. We found a place where you can get bully insurance and another group of …  The Roundless Table: EP49 Strip Club DaycareRead More »</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Roundless Table EP48: Straw The Impaler</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10781950/the-roundless-table-ep48-straw-the-impal</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we discuss Buster Douglas vs Mike Tyson and Ro’s shitty podcast video game idea. We dive into the plastic straw removal movement. There is wasping in West Virginia and how one asshole can paint us all with a shitty brush. Another episode of Asiany Things, the sex gene flipper, Colonel Sanders app, …  The Roundless Table EP48: Straw The ImpalerRead More »]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://awfulsensei.com/?p=3076</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2019 00:01:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19211082/trt_ep48.mp3" length="23442147" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ro</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we discuss Buster Douglas vs Mike Tyson and Ro’s shitty podcast video game idea. We dive into the plastic straw removal movement. There is wasping in West Virginia and how one asshole can paint us all with a shitty brush. Another...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we discuss Buster Douglas vs Mike Tyson and Ro’s shitty podcast video game idea. We dive into the plastic straw removal movement. There is wasping in West Virginia and how one asshole can paint us all with a shitty brush. Another episode of Asiany Things, the sex gene flipper, Colonel Sanders app, …  The Roundless Table EP48: Straw The ImpalerRead More »]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2007</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Ro</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this episode, we discuss Buster Douglas vs Mike Tyson and Ro’s shitty podcast video game idea. We dive into the plastic straw removal movement. There is wasping in West Virginia and how one asshole can paint us all with a shitty brush. Another episode of Asiany Things, the sex gene flipper, Colonel Sanders app, …  The Roundless Table EP48: Straw The ImpalerRead More »</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Roundless Table EP47: Warty Comb Jelly</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10781950/the-roundless-table-ep47-warty-comb-jell</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we have NASA, moondust, and a german roach experiment. Another episode of Asiany Things. A drunk I-4 sighting and how listening to Skrillex is affecting millennials sexual desires. We have a vaginal steaming injury. A story about a boy band and their goat. When is too much karaoke a bad thing? A …  The Roundless Table EP47: Warty Comb JellyRead More »]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://awfulsensei.com/?p=3070</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2019 02:05:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19045022/trt_ep47.mp3" length="28325328" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ro</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we have NASA, moondust, and a german roach experiment. Another episode of Asiany Things. A drunk I-4 sighting and how listening to Skrillex is affecting millennials sexual desires. We have a vaginal steaming injury. A story about a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we have NASA, moondust, and a german roach experiment. Another episode of Asiany Things. A drunk I-4 sighting and how listening to Skrillex is affecting millennials sexual desires. We have a vaginal steaming injury. A story about a boy band and their goat. When is too much karaoke a bad thing? A …  The Roundless Table EP47: Warty Comb JellyRead More »]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2436</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Ro</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this episode, we have NASA, moondust, and a german roach experiment. Another episode of Asiany Things. A drunk I-4 sighting and how listening to Skrillex is affecting millennials sexual desires. We have a vaginal steaming injury. A story about a boy band and their goat. When is too much karaoke a bad thing? A …  The Roundless Table EP47: Warty Comb JellyRead More »</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b062ce8d9b3bd37b855bdfaad28a6c3.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item></channel></rss>
