https://www.spreaker.com/show/real-professionalNo filter
No artificial flavors... Bring cheese]]>enComedyCopyright Jackie Chenghttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/444915f0c76bfd808933be2b80fe0aea.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/real-professionalThu, 21 Mar 2024 16:15:08 +0000Jackie ChengJackie Chengchynachyca@aol.comNo format No filter No artificial flavors... Bring cheeseNo filter
No artificial flavors... Bring cheese]]>yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-30-nothing-s-changed-folks--49853789Jess still dreams of relations with a ghost, and Jackie still hasn't returned to being promiscuous trash...
Apologies for the crap audio... New recording software on the next episode! Promise!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49853789Thu, 19 May 2022 01:49:13 +0000Jackie ChengWe've been on sabbatical and things are looking good!... Kinda... Jess still dreams of relations with a ghost, and Jackie still hasn't returned to being promiscuous trash... Apologies for the crap audio... New recording software on the next episode!...Jess still dreams of relations with a ghost, and Jackie still hasn't returned to being promiscuous trash...
Apologies for the crap audio... New recording software on the next episode! Promise!]]>2611yes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-29-octopus-pimps-and-valentines--43452864
Our video crashed, but the audio survived! Yay! Still good times, folks!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43452864Sun, 14 Feb 2021 01:14:39 +0000Jackie ChengJess teaches us about fish-punching octupus, and the flaws with bra-burning... Our video crashed, but the audio survived! Yay! Still good times, folks!
Our video crashed, but the audio survived! Yay! Still good times, folks!]]>2073comedy,dating,friendship,funny,hate,jessicastern,love,men,podcast,realprofessional,relationships,single,valentines,womenyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-28-so-obsessed--42973646We're totally fine, guys...

Jessica Stern:
IG: @Hustlingigglez]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42973646Sun, 17 Jan 2021 05:53:21 +0000Jackie ChengJessica's mom might be an evil raptor, and Jess's armpits are the only things that will save the day!... We're totally fine, guys... Jessica Stern: IG: @HustlingigglezWe're totally fine, guys...

Jessica Stern:
IG: @Hustlingigglez]]>1330armpits,comedy,covid,dinosaurs,evil,family,female,funny,jackiecheng,jessicastern,ladies,laughter,mom,podcast,professional,quarantine,real,realprofessional,women,youtubeyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-27-the-lost-thanksgiving-episode--42906539https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42906539Tue, 12 Jan 2021 21:44:34 +0000Jackie ChengJackie and Jess recording in person after Thanksgiving 2020, but Jackie took her damn time editing, so here we are, sugarplums...1099comedians,comedy,covid,females,funny,ladies,podcast,quarantine,womenyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-26-jess-is-a-mega-potato-choices--41985893Check out the video version on YouTube: beerandcheesefries]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41985893Sun, 15 Nov 2020 13:59:43 +0000Jackie ChengThe episode about choices... but strayed into some odd territory, such as Jess becoming a Beatboxing Armadillo, and a Fluffy and Flexible Pokemon... Check out the video version on YouTube: beerandcheesefriesCheck out the video version on YouTube: beerandcheesefries]]>1799choices,comedy,covid,females,florida,friends,funny,girls,girltalk,jackiecheng,jessicastern,nyc,podcast,professional,quarantine,real,realprofessional,relationships,women,youtubeyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-25-jess-should-do-foot-porn-right--41278738https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41278738Sat, 03 Oct 2020 15:16:35 +0000Jackie ChengThe country is still in the middle of Covid, Jackie tries to convince Jess to start a OnlyFans page to display her sexy-ass feet, and Jess receives an anonymous voicemail from an obsessive stalker... But how nice to feel wanted, right?4953cheng,comedy,dating,feet,females,funny,girls,jackie,jackiecheng,jessica,jessicastern,love,onlyfans,podcast,porn,quarantine,single,stalker,stern,womenyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-24-fire-in-sinks--32031873Jackie hangs out with Keith Oesterreich and Ariana Nowicki.
Ariana's magical belch was stolen by a sea witch and Keith is a secret beer snob.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/32031873Sat, 20 Jun 2020 04:05:59 +0000Jackie ChengAriana is not a drifter. Jackie hangs out with Keith Oesterreich and Ariana Nowicki. Ariana's magical belch was stolen by a sea witch and Keith is a secret beer snob.Jackie hangs out with Keith Oesterreich and Ariana Nowicki.
Ariana's magical belch was stolen by a sea witch and Keith is a secret beer snob.]]>4970bars,childhood,comedy,coronavirus,couple,couplegoals,covid,drinking,friends,funny,gamergirl,karaoke,nerd,nyc,podcast,quarantine,realprofessionalpodcast,relationships,singing,videogamesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-23-nobody-asked--26113510Jess will now be Jackie's Quarantine Representative, and she will also be starting the most brilliant internet series, ever... "Nobody Asked"... Follow her!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26113510Sun, 26 Apr 2020 04:49:20 +0000Jackie ChengJackie is okay... Well, she's physically okay. Thank you to everyone who has reached out. Jess will now be Jackie's Quarantine Representative, and she will also be starting the most brilliant internet series, ever... "Nobody Asked"... Follow her!Jess will now be Jackie's Quarantine Representative, and she will also be starting the most brilliant internet series, ever... "Nobody Asked"... Follow her!]]>3144anxiety,bored,caring,comedy,coronavirus,covid19,depression,entertainment,friends,jackiecheng,jessica,jessicastern,mentalhealth,podcast,quarantine,realprofessionalpodcast,stern,thankyouyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-22-corona-s-not-just-a-beer-people--24151067https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24151067Sun, 22 Mar 2020 00:20:23 +0000Jackie ChengJackie and Jessica derail while dealing with cabin fever. We have no idea where this episode landed. Enjoy!3658cabinfever,comedy,comics,coronavirus,covid19,crazy,florida,jackiecheng,jessicastern,nyc,podcast,quarantine,realprofessionapodcastyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-21-don-t-date-komodo-dragons--23623830Jackie's new body loves America.
And Jessica plans her future with a hot ghost.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23623830Sun, 08 Mar 2020 00:39:32 +0000Jackie ChengJessica's not a "cat lady",... yet. Jackie's new body loves America. And Jessica plans her future with a hot ghost.Jackie's new body loves America.
And Jessica plans her future with a hot ghost.]]>2723america,boyfriend,cats,children,comedy,dating,florida,friendship,funny,jackiecheng,jessicastern,kids,komododragons,podcast,professional,real,realprofessionalpodcast,relationships,sex,weightlossyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-20-jess-s-tonsils-are-gone-she-hates-u2--22389838Things are still terrible. No worries.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22389838Tue, 04 Feb 2020 03:37:29 +0000Jackie ChengJess and I are back after a LONG break. Things are still terrible. No worries.Things are still terrible. No worries.]]>2881yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-19-jess-still-has-her-tonsils--19543875Jess and Jackie are excited about Halloween and Checker Phil's show, and Jess's boyfriend hasn't cheated on her yet. YAY!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19543875Thu, 17 Oct 2019 02:30:02 +0000Jackie ChengJess expects the worst, but hopes for the best. Jess and Jackie are excited about Halloween and Checker Phil's show, and Jess's boyfriend hasn't cheated on her yet. YAY!Jess and Jackie are excited about Halloween and Checker Phil's show, and Jess's boyfriend hasn't cheated on her yet. YAY!]]>3159comedy,dating,funny,girls,guys,jackiecheng,jessicastern,keto,longdistancerelationship,love,podcast,professional,real,relationships,sex,smoke,stoner,tonsils,weightloss,weirdyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-18-jackie-jessica-get-ready-for-cuffing-season--19191495Jackie and Jessica prep for Cuffing Season.
Jessica needs surgery.
Jackie might have a stalker.
And, Jackie and Jessica plan their abduction.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19191495Mon, 23 Sep 2019 00:41:08 +0000Jackie ChengRecorded On: Wednesday, September 18, 2019 Jackie and Jessica prep for Cuffing Season. Jessica needs surgery. Jackie might have a stalker. And, Jackie and Jessica plan their abduction.Jackie and Jessica prep for Cuffing Season.
Jessica needs surgery.
Jackie might have a stalker.
And, Jackie and Jessica plan their abduction.]]>3919abduction,bellydrums,cuffingseason,diets,drums,fat,instagram,jackiecheng,jessicastern,keto,ketopanda,obese,obesity,podcast,realprofessionalpodcast,relationships,sex,stalkers,surgery,weightlossyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-17-jessica-is-medium-not-gay--18861933Jackie skips to the end of the porn, while Jess likes watching the story.

Comment below if you want Jessica to tell her gross sex stories in full pornographic detail!

Jessica Stern IG: @hustlingigglez

Jackie Cheng IG: @beerandcheesefries
Jackie Cheng YouTube: Beer & Cheesefries

spreaker.com/show/real-professional]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18861933Tue, 20 Aug 2019 05:04:45 +0000Jackie ChengJackie hates Grease 2, Jessica misses pizza and has her breasts negotiated. Jackie skips to the end of the porn, while Jess likes watching the story. Comment below if you want Jessica to tell her gross sex stories in full pornographic detail!...Jackie skips to the end of the porn, while Jess likes watching the story.

Comment below if you want Jessica to tell her gross sex stories in full pornographic detail!

Jessica Stern IG: @hustlingigglez

Jackie Cheng IG: @beerandcheesefries
Jackie Cheng YouTube: Beer & Cheesefries

spreaker.com/show/real-professional]]>4788boardgame,comedy,dating,florida,grease,instagram,jackiecheng,jessicastern,lonliness,love,nyc,pessimism,podcast,realprofessional,relationships,sex,single,thirsttrap,thot,weedyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-16-jackie-s-face-is-exploding--18802334https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18802334Tue, 13 Aug 2019 01:19:16 +0000Jackie ChengJackie's face looks like a bubble, she ghosts a dude who loves gifs, and she fantasizes about the eating buddy of her dreams...874beerandcheesefries,comedy,date,dating,face,food,ghosting,health,jackiecheng,podcast,professional,rant,real,realprofessional,relationships,selfdeprecation,selfesteem,sex,single,swellingyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-15-it-s-jackie-s-birthday--18742032No guest this week, guys!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18742032Tue, 06 Aug 2019 15:34:23 +0000Jackie ChengJackie recaps on her birthday weekend, thirst-trap photos and talks about her fitness journey on the keto diet. No guest this week, guys!No guest this week, guys!]]>1116birthday,boobs,bootycall,comedy,insecurity,instagram,jackiecheng,keto,ketopanda,naked,nude,photos,podcast,professional,real,realprofessionalpodcast,sex,thirsttrap,thot,weightlossyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-14-jessica-is-more-than-a-drum--18681024Also, don't use Jessica's towels... Ever.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18681024Wed, 31 Jul 2019 02:24:35 +0000Jackie ChengJackie and Jessica read each other's horiscope, Jessica forces our listeners to have sex, and Jackie and Jessica talk about their future "Trish" and "Gloria". Also, don't use Jessica's towels... Ever.Also, don't use Jessica's towels... Ever.]]>3831alcohol,comedy,drunk,fence,friendship,high,horiscope,jessica,jessicastern,love,marijuana,podcast,pot,realprofessionalpodcast,relationships,sex,singing,single,stern,weedyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-13-jessica-flushes-the-toilet--18586795https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18586795Fri, 19 Jul 2019 02:43:54 +0000Jackie ChengJess is having fun on Bumble, Jackie finally gets the Nexplanon out of her arm, and Jess ends the night with an edible...424590's,bumble,dating,datingapps,fashionnova,flirting,jessica,jessicastern,nexplanon,podcast,professional,ratchet,real,realprofessionalpodcast,sex,single,stern,thirsttrap,thots,torridyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-12-jessica-s-not-bitter-at-all-guys--18437350Jackie's vagina-puff is getting smaller thanks to keto.
#WheresMyVagina]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18437350Tue, 02 Jul 2019 02:35:30 +0000Jackie ChengJackie's date stood her up, and Jessica rants about her past men and... body lotion. Jackie's vagina-puff is getting smaller thanks to keto. #WheresMyVaginaJackie's vagina-puff is getting smaller thanks to keto.
#WheresMyVagina]]>3432dating,datingapps,jackiecheng,jessica,jessicastern,keto,ketopanda,podcast,professional,real,realprofessionalpodcast,sex,single,stern,stoodup,vagina,wheresmyvaginayesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-11-jessica-flips-chicken--18381797Jackie and Jess do a belly-drumroll in honor of their mention on the Beer Man Beer Podcast!

Shoutouts to: Beer Man Beer Podcast, Generation X Files Podcast, and Post Game Report Podcast]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18381797Wed, 26 Jun 2019 04:04:30 +0000Jackie ChengJess does some chores around the house, and Jackie is being followed by random wives. Jackie and Jess do a belly-drumroll in honor of their mention on the Beer Man Beer Podcast! Shoutouts to: Beer Man Beer Podcast, Generation X Files Podcast, and...Jackie and Jess do a belly-drumroll in honor of their mention on the Beer Man Beer Podcast!

Shoutouts to: Beer Man Beer Podcast, Generation X Files Podcast, and Post Game Report Podcast]]>5040beermanbeer,bitches,comedy,crazy,fat,generationxfiles,jackiecheng,jessica,jessicastern,podcast,postgamereport,professional,real,realprofessionalpodcast,relationships,single,sternyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-10-happy-belated-birthday-jessica--18175417https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18175417Wed, 05 Jun 2019 03:07:12 +0000Jackie ChengJessica had an amazing birthday! And Jackie's bipolar! YAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!4617birthday,boyfriend,bumble,comedy,dating,depression,dragqueen,jackiecheng,jessica,jessicastern,mustache,podcast,professional,real,realprofessionalpodcast,rupaul,sternyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-9-collab-with-lgbt-chat-jen-kay--18060373Listen to the edited version of this episode on the LGBT Chat Podcast with Aida Ramirez!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18060373Fri, 24 May 2019 03:20:02 +0000Jackie ChengAida and I trick Jen into being a guest on this episode, and I lower the integrity and quality of the LGBT Chat Podcast... Listen to the edited version of this episode on the LGBT Chat Podcast with Aida Ramirez!Listen to the edited version of this episode on the LGBT Chat Podcast with Aida Ramirez!]]>5577aida,aidaramirez,chat,collaboration,comedy,dating,girlfriend,jackiecheng,jenkay,jvb,lgbt,lgbtchat,longisland,newyork,nyc,podcast,postgamereport,ramirez,realprofessionalpodcastyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-professional-podcast-ep-8-jessica-stern-loves-murder-love--18040042https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18040042Wed, 22 May 2019 02:42:48 +0000Jackie ChengJessica plans out romantic murders, Nexplanon is ruining Jackie's life, and Jessica finally stops wearing bike shorts.4187birthcontrol,comedy,dating,jackiecheng,jessica,jessicastern,love,murder,nexplanon,podcast,professional,real,realprofessionalpodcast,sternyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-real-professional-podcast-ep-7-jackie-refuses-to-edit-out-dead-air--17728523https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17728523Wed, 24 Apr 2019 01:58:05 +0000Jackie ChengJackie has resorted to forcing men to date her, Jessica has found love, and Jackie refuses to edit out dead air. #TheMuskMadeMeDoIt #ICantControlSpace3562aggression,alphamale,betamale,comedy,dating,jessicastern,podcast,professional,real,realprofessionalpodcast,relationships,single,therealprofessionalpodcastyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-real-professional-podcast-ep-6-jessica-stern-takes-a-bath--16900203#SmellLikeSuccessBeefJerkyAndTits MAN BOMBS!
Jess also does some ASMR... "Welcome to the Quiet Storm"...
Oh, and Ariana Grande's dumb Japanese BBQ tattoo...]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16900203Fri, 01 Feb 2019 05:14:06 +0000Jackie ChengWe join Jessica while she takes a bath and Jackie and Jessica talk about bath bombs for men. #SmellLikeSuccessBeefJerkyAndTits MAN BOMBS! Jess also does some ASMR... "Welcome to the Quiet Storm"... Oh, and Ariana Grande's dumb Japanese BBQ tattoo...#SmellLikeSuccessBeefJerkyAndTits MAN BOMBS!
Jess also does some ASMR... "Welcome to the Quiet Storm"...
Oh, and Ariana Grande's dumb Japanese BBQ tattoo...]]>3145ariana,asmr,bathbomb,baths,bathtub,bbq,comedy,dating,fudgedacomedian,funny,grande,japanese,jessica,podcast,professional,real,realprofessionalpodcast,sex,stern,tattooyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-real-professional-podcast-ep-5-jessica-stern-eats-a-sandwich--16713465https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16713465Tue, 15 Jan 2019 01:33:32 +0000Jackie ChengJessica is high as fuck and talks about fucking aliens. That's it.25362018,2019,aliens,comedy,dating,florida,fuckboys,high,jackiecheng,jessicastern,marijuana,obgyn,peanutbuttersandwich,podcast,pot,realprofessional,realprofessionalpodcast,tampa,valentine,valentinesdayyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-real-professional-podcast-ep-4-jessica-stern-is-gay-for-cows--16674794Jessica thinks semen's a dairy product, goes to a "rock bar", and reports that there are "Jews out there".
Apologies to Android users in advance. We like you, Brandon. We do.
We also come up with an idea for a dating app where you catch dates like Pokemon... We're pretty genius.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16674794Thu, 10 Jan 2019 03:49:53 +0000Jackie Cheng#GayForCows Jessica thinks semen's a dairy product, goes to a "rock bar", and reports that there are "Jews out there". Apologies to Android users in advance. We like you, Brandon. We do. We also come up with an idea for a dating app where you...Jessica thinks semen's a dairy product, goes to a "rock bar", and reports that there are "Jews out there".
Apologies to Android users in advance. We like you, Brandon. We do.
We also come up with an idea for a dating app where you catch dates like Pokemon... We're pretty genius.]]>1776comedy,cows,dating,exercise,fat,gay,gayforcows,glitter,jessicastern,jews,laughing,laughter,lotion,men,nyc,podcast,pokemon,realprofessional,skin,therearejewsoutthereyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-real-professional-podcast-ep-3-paola-dattner--16643698https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16643698Sun, 06 Jan 2019 22:23:00 +0000Jackie ChengGetting older, Vaping's gay, Peanut allergy shouldn't exist and Dating sucks4585aging,boring,breakups,cheng,cigarettes,comedy,dating,dattner,friends,ghosting,jackie,nyc,paola,podcast,professional,real,relationships,sex,texting,vapingyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-real-professional-podcast-ep-2-jessica-stern--16367368
Jessica Stern IG: @HustlinGigglez]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16367368Sun, 02 Dec 2018 23:43:57 +0000Jackie ChengJackie and Comedian, Jessica Stern channel their favorite Drag Queens, Trixie Mattel and Katya. They also discuss reasons they're both single and why dinosaurs deserve equal pay. Jessica Stern IG: @HustlinGigglez
Jessica Stern IG: @HustlinGigglez]]>2285comedian,comedy,dinosaurs,dinosaursdeserveequalpay,dragqueens,gross,jackiecheng,jessicastern,katya,nyc,podcast,realprofessionalpodcast,relationships,sex,single,trixiemattel,unhhhhh,womenyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-real-professional-podcast-ep1-2-lesbians-an-asian--15609927Guests: Kathy Arnold & Jen Kay
Shoutout to: Ryan Hickey

Jackie's milkshake brings the boys to her basement apartment, Kathy drank too much tequila and we think Jen might actually be homeless.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15609927Fri, 31 Aug 2018 04:22:14 +0000Jackie ChengFirst episode of the "Real Professional Podcast" Guests: Kathy Arnold & Jen Kay Shoutout to: Ryan Hickey Jackie's milkshake brings the boys to her basement apartment, Kathy drank too much tequila and we think Jen might actually be homeless.Guests: Kathy Arnold & Jen Kay
Shoutout to: Ryan Hickey

Jackie's milkshake brings the boys to her basement apartment, Kathy drank too much tequila and we think Jen might actually be homeless.]]>4150yesfull