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Watch us break Mayberry before it breaks us.

]]>enTV & FilmCopyright Breaking Mayberryhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c595819d302b0001a827e310aa7e21d4.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/breaking-mayberrySun, 19 Jul 2026 17:32:43 +0000Breaking MayberryBreaking Mayberrybreakingmayberry@gmail.comScreaming into a black-and-white abyss.
Watch us break Mayberry before it breaks us.

]]>trueepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mad-about-mad-about-you-5-baseball-diamond-horseshoe-theory--73057356
Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/73057356Tue, 21 Jul 2026 10:35:02 +0000Breaking MayberryWe're back! With some more Mad About You! In Season 2, Episode 20 "The Last Scampi", Paul and Jamie's families feud over mid-tier Italian. In our studio we debate proper baseball sportsmanship, define phone etiquette, and make Marty realize he's made...
Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4805comedypodcast,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/unlocked-bonus-everybody-hates-dracula--72705654
No, I don't mean they have an affair, he just kinda takes her. Not like kidnapping per se but like... okay just listen to the episode.

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72705654Fri, 26 Jun 2026 17:53:04 +0000Breaking MayberryWhat if the biggest problem with Dracula wasn't the whole sucking-blood thing, but really just that he's kind of a dick? That's the question we explore in this unlocked former-Patreon exclusive. Marty and Dan redisocer the lost anime Dracula:Soverign...
No, I don't mean they have an affair, he just kinda takes her. Not like kidnapping per se but like... okay just listen to the episode.

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]]>5681truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/goon-royale-episode-1-marty-gets-killed-by-a-baby-w-adam-teterus--72226595New Mini-Series Alert!

Welcome to Goon Royale, a tournament where we'll answer the incredibly dumb question: which movie has the best goon deaths? For the full bracket and list of films, click here.

Our first matchups are: 
Kill Bill Vol 1 vs. Shogun Assassin
Tombstone vs. 13 Assassins

SPOILER ALERTS for all movies

Will the shogun's ninja pull off an upset against the Crazy 88? Does Johnny Ringo count as a goon? Will this whole thing drive Dan insane? Listen to find out.

Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72226595Fri, 29 May 2026 15:00:54 +0000Breaking MayberryNew Mini-Series Alert! Welcome to Goon Royale, a tournament where we'll answer the incredibly dumb question: which movie has the best goon deaths? For the full bracket and list of films, https://tinyurl.com/GoonRoyale. Our first matchups are:  Kill...New Mini-Series Alert!

Welcome to Goon Royale, a tournament where we'll answer the incredibly dumb question: which movie has the best goon deaths? For the full bracket and list of films, click here.

Our first matchups are: 
Kill Bill Vol 1 vs. Shogun Assassin
Tombstone vs. 13 Assassins

SPOILER ALERTS for all movies

Will the shogun's ninja pull off an upset against the Crazy 88? Does Johnny Ringo count as a goon? Will this whole thing drive Dan insane? Listen to find out.

Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>8913truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mad-about-mad-about-you-4-remembering-stuff-on-long-island--72097716
On our show, Marty saw a play and now it's everyone else's problem.

Mad About You Season 4, Episode 9 "I Don't See It"

Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72097716Thu, 21 May 2026 13:00:47 +0000Breaking MayberryOn "Mad About You", Jamie strips at a job interview and Paul still manages to be the reason the job is endangered. On our show, Marty saw a play and now it's everyone else's problem. Mad About You Season 4, Episode 9 "I Don't See It" Like this?...
On our show, Marty saw a play and now it's everyone else's problem.

Mad About You Season 4, Episode 9 "I Don't See It"

Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>3513truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mad-about-mad-about-you-3-mr-rogers-waluigi-w-dr-timaree--71921968Dr. Timaree Schmit stops by the show to talk about Paul and Jamie's bedroom trouble, and how it becomes everyone else's problem. We talk up Dr. Ruth and Marty has to do a little therapy of his own.

It's Mad About You, Season 3, Episode 9 "Once More, With Feeling".]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71921968Fri, 08 May 2026 12:08:24 +0000Breaking MayberrySex educator, friend of the show, and woman of many talents https://www.drtimaree.com/ stops by the show to talk about Paul and Jamie's bedroom trouble, and how it becomes everyone else's problem. We talk up Dr. Ruth and Marty has to do a little...Dr. Timaree Schmit stops by the show to talk about Paul and Jamie's bedroom trouble, and how it becomes everyone else's problem. We talk up Dr. Ruth and Marty has to do a little therapy of his own.

It's Mad About You, Season 3, Episode 9 "Once More, With Feeling".]]>4295truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mad-about-mad-about-you-2-my-husband-the-lawnmower-man-w-dr-nerdlove--71658087
Dan, Marty, and Harris dissect this AI affair in Season 2, Episode 15 "Virtual Reality"

Check out Harris' new podcast "Do As We Say, Not as They Did" and check out all his work at DoctorNerdlove.com 

Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71658087Tue, 28 Apr 2026 11:15:02 +0000Breaking MayberryShow friend Harris "Dr. Nerdlove" O'Malley is back to talk about THE FUTURE of 1994. In this episode of Mad About You, Paul has a steamy virtual reality encounter with a computer-generated Christie Brinkley and that's somehow the second thing Jamie is...
Dan, Marty, and Harris dissect this AI affair in Season 2, Episode 15 "Virtual Reality"

Check out Harris' new podcast "Do As We Say, Not as They Did" and check out all his work at DoctorNerdlove.com 

Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4217truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mad-about-mad-about-you-1-a-will-they-won-t-they-but-they-already-have--71333578
This episode breaks down the pilot and Season 1, Episode 6 "I'm So Happy For You", we discover new phrases, find a new guy to hate, and play everyone's favorite game show, "Are They Gonna Make It?"

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71333578Thu, 16 Apr 2026 10:00:02 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's a brand new mini-series! We're taking it to the 90s with the bickering banter of Mad About You! In this series, we break down the relationship of TV yuppies Paul and Jamie Buchman, two crazy kids in love trying to make it despite being completely...
This episode breaks down the pilot and Season 1, Episode 6 "I'm So Happy For You", we discover new phrases, find a new guy to hate, and play everyone's favorite game show, "Are They Gonna Make It?"

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]]>5854truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/extended-patreon-preview-goon-royale--71120327Patreon Series, Goon Royale.

Over the course of 31 head-to-head matchups, we'll be determining once and for all which movie has the best goon deaths. That's henchmen, hired thugs, and devoted followers and the various ways they get blasted, stabbed, exploded, whatever. 

It's fun, it's rowdy, it's deeply macabre! Get all these episodes and other bonus goodies for $8 a month at Patreon.com/breakingmayberry 
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71120327Mon, 06 Apr 2026 11:15:02 +0000Breaking MayberryIntroducing our new https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberrySeries, Goon Royale. Over the course of 31 head-to-head matchups, we'll be determining once and for all which movie has the best goon deaths. That's henchmen, hired thugs, and devoted...Patreon Series, Goon Royale.

Over the course of 31 head-to-head matchups, we'll be determining once and for all which movie has the best goon deaths. That's henchmen, hired thugs, and devoted followers and the various ways they get blasted, stabbed, exploded, whatever. 

It's fun, it's rowdy, it's deeply macabre! Get all these episodes and other bonus goodies for $8 a month at Patreon.com/breakingmayberry 
]]>832truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/184-god-is-a-17-year-old-reese-witherspoon-season-finale--71071552Pleasantville, a movie where a black-and-white sitcom turns color and everyone gets really mad about it! Sound familiar?

We talk about all that P-Ville has going on, which is a lot - and everything it does really well, which is most of it, and the stuff it doesn't do well, which is... whooo, buddy.

Anyway, remember if there's an issue with this movie, Gary Ross knows and does not care.

Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71071552Fri, 03 Apr 2026 12:00:03 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's our Seson Finale, and we're talking about 1998's Pleasantville, a movie where a black-and-white sitcom turns color and everyone gets really mad about it! Sound familiar? We talk about all that P-Ville has going on, which is a lot - and...Pleasantville, a movie where a black-and-white sitcom turns color and everyone gets really mad about it! Sound familiar?

We talk about all that P-Ville has going on, which is a lot - and everything it does really well, which is most of it, and the stuff it doesn't do well, which is... whooo, buddy.

Anyway, remember if there's an issue with this movie, Gary Ross knows and does not care.

Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>6793truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/183-pika-petey-and-the-magic-dementia--70881154https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70881154Thu, 26 Mar 2026 11:30:02 +0000Breaking MayberryIn this episode we take on the worst Twilight Zone episode, featuring TV's most irritating man. Also Marty read a book and now everyone has to hear about it.4641truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/unlocked-bonus-walker-i-hardly-know-her--70784168Note: Chuck Norris has died. In "tribute", enjoy this 2019 bonus episode we recorded about a particularly terrible episode of Walker Texas Ranger. For more bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon!

Original description: 
It's a special bonus episode are Marty and Dan meet another CBS lawman, Texas Ranger Sergeant Cordelle Walker. We're amazed as Walker takes on the Yak-a-za, in an episode that's not as racist as it could be, but still pretty fucking racist. When an old friend with ties to the Japanese mob comes to Dallas, Texas, Walker has to bust up a strip-mall dojo and fight for a grand total of 90 seconds in a warehouse made of pallets. Is there a submissive Asian wife stereotype? You bet your American butt there is. 











]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70784168Fri, 20 Mar 2026 18:20:06 +0000Breaking MayberryNote: Chuck Norris has died. In "tribute", enjoy this 2019 bonus episode we recorded about a particularly terrible episode of Walker Texas Ranger. For more bonus episodes, subscribe to our https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry! Original...Note: Chuck Norris has died. In "tribute", enjoy this 2019 bonus episode we recorded about a particularly terrible episode of Walker Texas Ranger. For more bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon!

Original description: 
It's a special bonus episode are Marty and Dan meet another CBS lawman, Texas Ranger Sergeant Cordelle Walker. We're amazed as Walker takes on the Yak-a-za, in an episode that's not as racist as it could be, but still pretty fucking racist. When an old friend with ties to the Japanese mob comes to Dallas, Texas, Walker has to bust up a strip-mall dojo and fight for a grand total of 90 seconds in a warehouse made of pallets. Is there a submissive Asian wife stereotype? You bet your American butt there is. 











]]>4467bonus,patreontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/182-help-me-mumford-and-step-sons--70573406
There's music in this episode too and all of it is bad. Season 6, Episode 30 "A Singer In Town"

A podcast that's actually about Dragnet can be found here.

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There's music in this episode too and all of it is bad. Season 6, Episode 30 "A Singer In Town"

A podcast that's actually about Dragnet can be found here.

Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>5391truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/181-manufactured-spokesman-fandom--70142244
It's Season 6, Episode 27 "The Foster Lady" and Episode 29 "The Battle of Mayberry"!

Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70142244Thu, 19 Feb 2026 12:00:03 +0000Breaking MayberryIn this episode we get into the TRUTH and ask HARD QUESTIONS. What really happened at the Battle of Mayberry? Who's horny for commercial pitchmen? How far will Dan go to avoid talking about an episode he hated? It's Season 6, Episode 27 "The Foster...
It's Season 6, Episode 27 "The Foster Lady" and Episode 29 "The Battle of Mayberry"!

Like this? Join our Patreon, reach us on Bluesky, or send us an email: breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4425truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/180-like-hooters-but-a-gas-station--69670085
It's Andy Griffith Season 6, Episode 28 "Goober's Replacement"











]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69670085Thu, 29 Jan 2026 18:31:14 +0000Breaking MayberryIn this episode, Marty has some questions about a potato chip brand and Andy Griffith tells us all why it's bad for women to have jobs. It's Andy Griffith Season 6, Episode 28 "Goober's Replacement"
It's Andy Griffith Season 6, Episode 28 "Goober's Replacement"











]]>3846truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/179-aggro-at-the-post-office--69400887
Andy Griffith Season 6, Episodes 24 and 25 "A Baby in the House" and "The County Clerk."]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69400887Mon, 12 Jan 2026 13:09:26 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan return with good vibes for the new year and a new sidekick for Andy. Opie almost kills a baby and Marty has a scuffle in a government office. Andy Griffith Season 6, Episodes 24 and 25 "A Baby in the House" and "The County Clerk."
Andy Griffith Season 6, Episodes 24 and 25 "A Baby in the House" and "The County Clerk."]]>4964truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/178-we-don-t-need-to-create-new-slurs--68996777https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68996777Fri, 12 Dec 2025 11:35:07 +0000Breaking MayberryHonestly somehow our most Catholic episode, in spite of the slurs not because of them. We deal with some gross episodes from Season 6, including one we can't write the title of without using a slur, so have fun with that!4403truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/177-we-all-have-our-own-dennis-hoppers-to-bear--68608949
There's an episode of Andy Griffith that's actually good and Dan doesn't want to talk about it, but if you don't do a schtick the podcast will explode. 

What do you do? What do you do?

Well in our case you vamp and try to figure out the exact amount of lung damage needed to do a perfect RFK Jr impression.

It's Andy Griffith Show Season 6, Episodes 21 and 22 "Aunt Bee Learns to Drive" and "Look Pa, I'm Dancing!"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68608949Wed, 19 Nov 2025 12:05:07 +0000Breaking MayberryPOP QUIZ HOTSHOT! There's an episode of Andy Griffith that's actually good and Dan doesn't want to talk about it, but if you don't do a schtick the podcast will explode.  What do you do? What do you do? Well in our case you vamp and try to figure...
There's an episode of Andy Griffith that's actually good and Dan doesn't want to talk about it, but if you don't do a schtick the podcast will explode. 

What do you do? What do you do?

Well in our case you vamp and try to figure out the exact amount of lung damage needed to do a perfect RFK Jr impression.

It's Andy Griffith Show Season 6, Episodes 21 and 22 "Aunt Bee Learns to Drive" and "Look Pa, I'm Dancing!"]]>4960truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/176-wyatt-earp-safe-sex-advocate--68528417
A wild west show moves into town and Aunt Bee commits insurance fraud in Andy Griffith Season 6, Episodes 19 and 20 "Lost and Found" and "Wyatt Earp Rides Again".









]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68528417Wed, 12 Nov 2025 12:25:08 +0000Breaking MayberryNo longer in GLEE-land, the boys can't help but talk about Tombstone and funerals. A wild west show moves into town and Aunt Bee commits insurance fraud in Andy Griffith Season 6, Episodes 19 and 20 "Lost and Found" and "Wyatt Earp Rides Again".
A wild west show moves into town and Aunt Bee commits insurance fraud in Andy Griffith Season 6, Episodes 19 and 20 "Lost and Found" and "Wyatt Earp Rides Again".









]]>4885truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-final-gleekend-ryan-murphy-s-three-body-problem--68348483












]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68348483Thu, 30 Oct 2025 12:07:54 +0000Breaking MayberryAs we cover our final Glee episode, Season 6's "Child Star", we break down our final therapy feelings about the New Directions, what happens when nostalgia comes for us, and the rich history of tentacle porn.












]]>3671truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-glee-kend-six-inaccurate-twerking-instruction--68120988
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68120988Tue, 14 Oct 2025 12:05:08 +0000Breaking MayberryWe spend a lot of this episode talking about Lea Michele's insane broadway career because it's the least upsetting part of what we're going to discuss. This is the Season 5 Glee episode "The End of Twerk" (or something like that, I'm not looking it...
]]>5163truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/gleekend-5-singing-more-than-words-to-a-racist-cat--67840776
Okay look there's really nothing funny here but Glee's gonna try to find something they can use! Ryan Murphy's never met a tragedy he couldn't exploit. Also, there's some stuff in here about catfishing which is INSANE.

If you like this, leave a rating and review, follow us on Bluesky, visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67840776Tue, 23 Sep 2025 10:40:07 +0000Breaking MayberryNOTICE: This is the Glee school shooting episode. We talk about the school shooting parts from about 40:00 to 51:30. Okay look there's really nothing funny here but Glee's gonna try to find something they can use! Ryan Murphy's never met a tragedy he...
Okay look there's really nothing funny here but Glee's gonna try to find something they can use! Ryan Murphy's never met a tragedy he couldn't exploit. Also, there's some stuff in here about catfishing which is INSANE.

If you like this, leave a rating and review, follow us on Bluesky, visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com.]]>4551truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ttrpg-tv-i-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-sheldon--67597894 Party of One Podcast comes by to talk about some TV with RPG elements - namely 00's Disney Channel hit Lizzie Mcguire and the hottest TV show we almost did a podcast about - Young Sheldon!

We talk about Lizzie's fashion and their weird hatred for liking stuff, and Marty has a real revelation about his viewing habits.

Listen to Marty play Lights Out on Party of One: https://www.partyofonepodcast.com/2025/08/10/464-lights-out-with-marty-schneider/

Listen to Dan play Shitty Ensigns on Party of One:https://www.partyofonepodcast.com/2025/08/17/465-shitty-ensigns-with-dan-ludwig/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67597894Thu, 04 Sep 2025 11:35:07 +0000Breaking MayberryHost, gamer, and mighty little man Jeff Stormer from thehttps://www.partyofonepodcast.com/ comes by to talk about some TV with RPG elements - namely 00's Disney Channel hit Lizzie Mcguire and the hottest TV show we almost did a podcast about - Young... Party of One Podcast comes by to talk about some TV with RPG elements - namely 00's Disney Channel hit Lizzie Mcguire and the hottest TV show we almost did a podcast about - Young Sheldon!

We talk about Lizzie's fashion and their weird hatred for liking stuff, and Marty has a real revelation about his viewing habits.

Listen to Marty play Lights Out on Party of One: https://www.partyofonepodcast.com/2025/08/10/464-lights-out-with-marty-schneider/

Listen to Dan play Shitty Ensigns on Party of One:https://www.partyofonepodcast.com/2025/08/17/465-shitty-ensigns-with-dan-ludwig/]]>5579truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gleekend-4-smoke-a-whole-pack-of-asking-boys-out--67505362
If you like this, leave a rating and review, follow us on Bluesky, visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com.

Thank you to Party of One's Jeff Stormer for your help on the intro, listen to Marty and Dan on Party of One and listen to Jeff on our show in the next episode.
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67505362Tue, 26 Aug 2025 10:45:07 +0000Breaking MayberryThe Glee Club is back in session and the boy's recording studio - like the Glee club's practice room on GLEE - is in a state of flux.There are crushes that make no sense, songs that shouldn't be good, and a joke that didn't not-age-well because it was...
If you like this, leave a rating and review, follow us on Bluesky, visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com.

Thank you to Party of One's Jeff Stormer for your help on the intro, listen to Marty and Dan on Party of One and listen to Jeff on our show in the next episode.
]]>3920truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gleekend-3-some-bomer-that-i-used-to-know--67273432







It's Season 3, Episode 3, "Big Brother"

Special thanks to Kae Lani Palmisano for helping us narrate this intro.


]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67273432Thu, 07 Aug 2025 11:40:07 +0000Breaking MayberryOkay, so the Glee-kend continues and we were pretty drunk at this point, I don't know what to tell you. Angry showers and Duran Duran montages happen in this one. Also, texting and driving is bad, kids. It's Season 3, Episode 3, "Big Brother"...







It's Season 3, Episode 3, "Big Brother"

Special thanks to Kae Lani Palmisano for helping us narrate this intro.


]]>3394truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bewitching-mayberry-chimp-in-a-hat-w-80s-tv-ladies--6717374880s TV Ladies for a two-parter dedicated to the magical '60s sitcom Bewitched. We learn the barbaric nature of early pregnancy tests, talk about the "secret sexy magic lady" subgenre, and mostly have fun with a chimp wearing little people clothes!

Check out 80s TV Ladies for the other half of the crossover!

If you like this, leave a rating and review, follow us on Bluesky, visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67173748Wed, 30 Jul 2025 11:25:07 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan meet the Susan and Sharon, the http://80stvladies.com/ for a two-parter dedicated to the magical '60s sitcom Bewitched. We learn the barbaric nature of early pregnancy tests, talk about the "secret sexy magic lady" subgenre, and mostly...80s TV Ladies for a two-parter dedicated to the magical '60s sitcom Bewitched. We learn the barbaric nature of early pregnancy tests, talk about the "secret sexy magic lady" subgenre, and mostly have fun with a chimp wearing little people clothes!

Check out 80s TV Ladies for the other half of the crossover!

If you like this, leave a rating and review, follow us on Bluesky, visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com.]]>4345truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gleekend-2-someone-else-s-papa-can-you-hear-me--67106822
Well, how do you think that makes ME feel, huh?! I gotta like, live while you're over there being sad? 

Have you ever thought about how your being sad affects me, the star of Glee and also reality? (These people are all sociopaths, holy shit.)

It's Season 2, Episode 3 of Glee - "Grilled Cheezus"

If you like this, leave a rating and review, follow us on Bluesky, visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com.
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67106822Fri, 25 Jul 2025 11:25:07 +0000Breaking MayberryHey pal, are you going through a tough time? Trouble at home? Parents not doing well? Well, how do you think that makes ME feel, huh?! I gotta like, live while you're over there being sad?  Have you ever thought about how your being sad affects me,...
Well, how do you think that makes ME feel, huh?! I gotta like, live while you're over there being sad? 

Have you ever thought about how your being sad affects me, the star of Glee and also reality? (These people are all sociopaths, holy shit.)

It's Season 2, Episode 3 of Glee - "Grilled Cheezus"

If you like this, leave a rating and review, follow us on Bluesky, visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com.
]]>4123truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gleekend-1-the-groban-drones-are-coming--67007124
It's Glee Season 1, Episode 3 "Acafellas"

If you like this, leave a rating and review, follow us on Bluesky, visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67007124Thu, 17 Jul 2025 11:30:07 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan leave the '60s for the bizarre 2010s. We meet the Glee Club, the weirdest, meanest, most annoying group of people ever to make your grandparents uncomfortable. It's all pop tunes and Obama-era optimism here in the Gleekend, and it makes...
It's Glee Season 1, Episode 3 "Acafellas"

If you like this, leave a rating and review, follow us on Bluesky, visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com.]]>4415truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/157-the-last-literate-man-in-mayberry--66756214
At least Warren's almost gone, though.

Season 6, episodes 17 and 18 "The Return of Barney Fife" and "The Legend of Barney Fife"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66756214Thu, 26 Jun 2025 13:07:25 +0000Breaking MayberryOl Barn's back in town, bay-bee and he is as infuriating as ever! We finally get #justiceforthelmalou and the Manhunt franchise ends with an inevitable wet thud. At least Warren's almost gone, though. Season 6, episodes 17 and 18 "The Return of...
At least Warren's almost gone, though.

Season 6, episodes 17 and 18 "The Return of Barney Fife" and "The Legend of Barney Fife"]]>3822truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/156-art-project-trolly-problem--66402294
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66402294Thu, 05 Jun 2025 11:30:07 +0000Breaking MayberryOkay so you know how just like... the general concept of "art" is mostly considered good, like a good thing that most people enjoy. Well, that's wrong, and Andy Griffith is gonna tell you why. It's Season 6. Episode 14 "Otis the Artist" If you like...
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]]>3363true6fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/155-opie-the-loan-shark--66138395Content Note: This episode discusses media's portrayal of sexual assault for laughs

Well, when you do enough AG double-headers, there's gonna be ones like these. We start with an episode that is absolutely nothing, and then move to a deeply upsetting one, one of the weirdest and grossest things put to TV. Also, Dan might get whacked for getting a haircut.

AG Season 6, Episode 14 "The Church Organ" and 15 "Girl-Shy"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66138395Wed, 21 May 2025 11:35:07 +0000Breaking MayberryContent Note: This episode discusses media's portrayal of sexual assault for laughs Well, when you do enough AG double-headers, there's gonna be ones like these. We start with an episode that is absolutely nothing, and then move to a deeply upsetting...Content Note: This episode discusses media's portrayal of sexual assault for laughs

Well, when you do enough AG double-headers, there's gonna be ones like these. We start with an episode that is absolutely nothing, and then move to a deeply upsetting one, one of the weirdest and grossest things put to TV. Also, Dan might get whacked for getting a haircut.

AG Season 6, Episode 14 "The Church Organ" and 15 "Girl-Shy"]]>3439truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/154-garf-sterday--65988478
It's AG Season 6, Episode 12 "Man's Best Friend" and Episode 13 "Aunt Bee Takes the Job"

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65988478Fri, 09 May 2025 12:40:08 +0000Breaking MayberryIn an episode that's dedicated to talking dogs, we focus on a famous talking cat.  It's AG Season 6, Episode 12 "Man's Best Friend" and Episode 13 "Aunt Bee Takes the Job" If you like this, leave a rating and review, follow us on...
It's AG Season 6, Episode 12 "Man's Best Friend" and Episode 13 "Aunt Bee Takes the Job"

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]]>3933truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/153-mayberry-s-designated-survivor--65768070
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65768070Tue, 29 Apr 2025 12:44:27 +0000Breaking MayberryOkay a lot of weird stuff happened to Marty before and during this episode and we're going to talk about it a lot. But you'll be thanking us because it's a lot better than talking about Andy Griffith Show season 6 episodes 10 and 11, "Aunt Bee on TV"...
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]]>5429comedypodcast,dollywood,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/152-frankie-muniz-political-consultant-w-david-dylan-thomas-kae-lani-palmisano-and-harris-o-malley--65443273
Yes, for the first (only?) time in the show's run, the Taylors are leaving North Carolina, and this causes everyone to lose their damn minds. We brought in backup for this one, and our returning guests are bewildered and mystified and one case, deeply upset by Goober's hat.

It's Season 6, Episodes 7, 8, and 9 "Off to Hollywood", "Taylors in Hollywood", and "The Hollywood Party".]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65443273Wed, 09 Apr 2025 10:55:07 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's an extra-long BREAKING MAYBERRY ALL-STARS featuring three of our favorite returning guests to talk about the three-no-wait-four-part Andy Griffith Epic - "The Hollywood Arc". Yes, for the first (only?) time in the show's run, the Taylors are...
Yes, for the first (only?) time in the show's run, the Taylors are leaving North Carolina, and this causes everyone to lose their damn minds. We brought in backup for this one, and our returning guests are bewildered and mystified and one case, deeply upset by Goober's hat.

It's Season 6, Episodes 7, 8, and 9 "Off to Hollywood", "Taylors in Hollywood", and "The Hollywood Party".]]>6396gueststruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/151-talkin-timecop--65110665https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65110665Tue, 25 Mar 2025 18:39:43 +0000Breaking MayberryDan and Marty take a little break from the doldrums of Mayberry with the classic(?) action movie TimeCop, starring our favorite cokehead gymnast Jean-Claude Van Damme. Dan remembers a repressed shame, we talk JCVDs terrible acting, and we fantasize...4827falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/150-b-plot-k-hole-w-max-ludwig--64919655
It's "It's a Living" Season 3, Episode 14 "The Doctor Danny Show" and Season 5 Episode 4 "Sweet Charity"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64919655Mon, 17 Mar 2025 11:05:07 +0000Breaking MayberryWe go back to the 80s-restaurant-of-debatable-quality of "It's A Living" with Max Ludwig. This time around we explore a few episodes with Andy Griffith ties, including one where a group of grown adult women dress as children's fairy-tale characters in...
It's "It's a Living" Season 3, Episode 14 "The Doctor Danny Show" and Season 5 Episode 4 "Sweet Charity"]]>5224truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/149-phoebe-bridgers-and-the-gay-parachutes-w-david-dylan-thomas--64553841
Support Dave's Kickstarter for "White Meat: Appetizer": https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/daviddylanthomas/white-meat-appetizer

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64553841Tue, 25 Feb 2025 12:05:07 +0000Breaking MayberryFilmmaker and author David Dylan Thomas stops by the Mayberry studios to talk about 2024's I Saw The TV Glow, a movie that's about the horrors and freedoms of nostalgia but also about trans/queer stuff and also maybe about a short-lived McDonald's Ad...
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]]>5722moviestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/148-jokerize-me-daddy--64017062
Barney Fife is gone and in his place arises a great evil, so terrible that not even the Andy Griffith Show can tolerate it for very long. Warren Ferguson has arrived, despair all ye mortals.

It's Andy Griffith Show Season 6, episode 5 "The Bazaar" and 6 "A Warning From Warren"

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Barney Fife is gone and in his place arises a great evil, so terrible that not even the Andy Griffith Show can tolerate it for very long. Warren Ferguson has arrived, despair all ye mortals.

It's Andy Griffith Show Season 6, episode 5 "The Bazaar" and 6 "A Warning From Warren"

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We say good-bye to the weirdest recurring characters, right as we were starting to like them. We also say "hello" to Aunt Bea's new boyfriend, and then we say goodbye just as fast.

It's a very bittersweet turn of events on Season 6, Episode 3 "Malcolm at the Crossroads" and Episode 4 "Aunt Bea the Swinger"


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We say good-bye to the weirdest recurring characters, right as we were starting to like them. We also say "hello" to Aunt Bea's new boyfriend, and then we say goodbye just as fast.

It's a very bittersweet turn of events on Season 6, Episode 3 "Malcolm at the Crossroads" and Episode 4 "Aunt Bea the Swinger"


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It's Season 6, Episode 1 "Opie's Job" and Episode 2 "Andy's Rival"

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It's Season 6, Episode 1 "Opie's Job" and Episode 2 "Andy's Rival"

If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4334truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/parental-control-escape-from-olive-garden-w-kurt-schiller--63261430Podside Picnic, Kurt Schiller drops by to talk about all things mystery with a pair of Poirots! We discuss the ins and outs of a great detective fiction, including bumbling cops and pedantic wealthy people. Plus, what if Jigsaw ran a casual chain restaurant?

It's Agatha Christie's "Poirot", Series 1, episode 5 "Triangle at Rhodes" and Series9, Episode 3, "After the Funeral"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63261430Wed, 11 Dec 2024 13:10:06 +0000Breaking MayberryBlood Knife Editor and co-host of https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/podside-picnic/id1450775659, Kurt Schiller drops by to talk about all things mystery with a pair of Poirots! We discuss the ins and outs of a great detective fiction, including...Podside Picnic, Kurt Schiller drops by to talk about all things mystery with a pair of Poirots! We discuss the ins and outs of a great detective fiction, including bumbling cops and pedantic wealthy people. Plus, what if Jigsaw ran a casual chain restaurant?

It's Agatha Christie's "Poirot", Series 1, episode 5 "Triangle at Rhodes" and Series9, Episode 3, "After the Funeral"]]>5297comedypodcast,mysterytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/side-of-m-a-s-h-a-new-thanksgiving-tradition--63029887
...

The boys start a new tradition, painfully burrowing their way through a Thanksgiving episode of the much-hated and forgotten spinoff AfterMASH, featuring the worst possible choices all around. Dig in!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63029887Wed, 27 Nov 2024 13:22:08 +0000Breaking MayberryThe boys start a new tradition, watching the Thanksgiving episodes of the beloved war dramedy MASH... what's that you say? There aren't any Thanksgiving episodes of MASH? ... The boys start a new tradition, painfully burrowing their way through a...
...

The boys start a new tradition, painfully burrowing their way through a Thanksgiving episode of the much-hated and forgotten spinoff AfterMASH, featuring the worst possible choices all around. Dig in!]]>4193classictv,thanksgiving,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/backdoor-lovers-lee-majors-come-again--62495402



Look there's a bunch of weird stuff in this episode, check it out.

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62495402Tue, 29 Oct 2024 11:00:02 +0000Breaking MayberryThe failed Backdoor Pilot from the Six Million Dollar Man asks, what if there was like, a computer in your brain, man? The answer is, it would suck! But also some other weird stuff would be like, way better than that. Look there's a bunch of weird...



Look there's a bunch of weird stuff in this episode, check it out.

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]]>4859truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/election-special-welcome-home-congratulations-on-dying--62362059
We all know that JD Vance's memoir is bullshit but would it surprise you to know it's also mean-spirited and it sucks ass? It wouldn't, because you listen to this show, but listen to us talk about it anyway.

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We all know that JD Vance's memoir is bullshit but would it surprise you to know it's also mean-spirited and it sucks ass? It wouldn't, because you listen to this show, but listen to us talk about it anyway.

Subscribe to the Breaking Mayberry Substack for articles and ramblings!

If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>5217truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/backdoor-lovers-no-self-care-until-you-kill-a-man--61317514Marty and Dan go back to Hazard County to revisit the Duke boys and their new, laid-back friend, Jude Emery. We get a narrator of our very own, name as many country singers as possible, and learn too much information about Marty's car.

Special thanks to Grant. You'll see why.

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Special thanks to Grant. You'll see why.

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You can find 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo on Tubi. Don't worry about the other one. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61163539Tue, 27 Aug 2024 12:00:02 +0000Breaking MayberryThe day has finally come - we're talkin' Doo. We discuss the weird place of Scooby Doo in popular culture, horniness, 80's rock band dynamics, horniness again, Jack Kirby, and the weird current state of the series. Marty gets really mad.  You can...
You can find 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo on Tubi. Don't worry about the other one. ]]>6729truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/parental-control-gimme-da-big-cabbie-w-grant--61031949
We're covering The Amazing Race, CBS' not-quite-a-juggernaut world-crossing reality competition.
 
Learn about the wonders of flag twirling and airport logistics! Thrill at men who hate their wives! Watch as two teams of cops get absolutely owned!

It's ParentalControl - The Amazing Race with Grant!


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We're covering The Amazing Race, CBS' not-quite-a-juggernaut world-crossing reality competition.
 
Learn about the wonders of flag twirling and airport logistics! Thrill at men who hate their wives! Watch as two teams of cops get absolutely owned!

It's ParentalControl - The Amazing Race with Grant!


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This time it's FORCE SEVEN, a tale of ninjas, Teamsters, and racist puppets that spins off of... hmmm... hold on, I've got it somewhere... oh well, who cares what show this is spinning off of? FORCE SEVEN certainly doesn't! It's its own thing, baby!

We're doing episodes of "It's A Living" from Seasons 1, 2, and 3, all of which are basically different shows!

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This time it's FORCE SEVEN, a tale of ninjas, Teamsters, and racist puppets that spins off of... hmmm... hold on, I've got it somewhere... oh well, who cares what show this is spinning off of? FORCE SEVEN certainly doesn't! It's its own thing, baby!

We're doing episodes of "It's A Living" from Seasons 1, 2, and 3, all of which are basically different shows!

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If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4758classictv,comedypodcast,metv,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/parental-control-mike-wallace-or-everyone-dies-w-max-ludwig--60781418
We're doing episodes of "It's A Living" from Seasons 1, 2, and 3, all of which are basically different shows!

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We're doing episodes of "It's A Living" from Seasons 1, 2, and 3, all of which are basically different shows!

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We meet a whole new version of Dan, learn that the ocean is really small, and learn absolutely nothing about mermaid culture.Breaking Mayberry is back, baby!

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We meet a whole new version of Dan, learn that the ocean is really small, and learn absolutely nothing about mermaid culture.Breaking Mayberry is back, baby!

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Evan Dalton Smith, author of "Looking for Andy Griffith" out in May from UNC Press, joins the boys for a wide-ranging discussion of all things AG and the culture around it. Also about Paul Giamatti, America's finest character actor.

We cover Season 5, Episodes 31 and 32 - "Opie and the Carnival" and "Banjo-Playing Deputy."

Pre-order Looking for Andy Griffith from Diesel Books: https://www.dieselbookstore.com/book/9781469678986

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Evan Dalton Smith, author of "Looking for Andy Griffith" out in May from UNC Press, joins the boys for a wide-ranging discussion of all things AG and the culture around it. Also about Paul Giamatti, America's finest character actor.

We cover Season 5, Episodes 31 and 32 - "Opie and the Carnival" and "Banjo-Playing Deputy."

Pre-order Looking for Andy Griffith from Diesel Books: https://www.dieselbookstore.com/book/9781469678986

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Need swords or axes or more cool stuff? Go to https://battlingblades.com/discount/MAYBERRY for 10% off your order!]]>5391comedy,comedypodcast,interview,metv,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/135-the-crimes-of-fife--59461137
Then we cover more of Don Knotts' film career, including "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" and "The Reluctant Astronaut", a film which is in high contention for "most unfortunate release date timing."

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Then we cover more of Don Knotts' film career, including "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" and "The Reluctant Astronaut", a film which is in high contention for "most unfortunate release date timing."

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Need swords or axes or more cool stuff? Go to https://battlingblades.com/discount/MAYBERRY for 10% off your order!]]>5285truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/unlocked-bonus-lasagna-boys-a-garfield-cast--59292403We're! (we're!) Ready! (ready!) To! (to!) Podcast!

In what is basically an extended episode of Marty's Comix Korner, Marty and Dan watch 2006's Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties.

We grapple with the existential question of "What is Garfield?", play "Garf or No Garf" and generally hope you bring lots of spaghetti. 

For more bonus material like this, join our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59292403Thu, 04 Apr 2024 14:16:43 +0000Breaking MayberryWe're! (we're!) Ready! (ready!) To! (to!) Podcast! In what is basically an extended episode of Marty's Comix Korner, Marty and Dan watch 2006's Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties. We grapple with the existential question of "What is Garfield?", play...We're! (we're!) Ready! (ready!) To! (to!) Podcast!

In what is basically an extended episode of Marty's Comix Korner, Marty and Dan watch 2006's Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties.

We grapple with the existential question of "What is Garfield?", play "Garf or No Garf" and generally hope you bring lots of spaghetti. 

For more bonus material like this, join our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry ]]>4810comedypodcast,comicpodcast,comics,garfieldtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/134-the-case-of-vulvanator-v-labia-lifter-w-christine-clarke--59116828
Marty and Dan debate which fast-casual restaurant is the best to die from, and Otis sues the county in an AG episode named... Otis Sues The County.


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read less]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59116828Thu, 21 Mar 2024 12:00:02 +0000Breaking MayberryWe lawyer up once again with personal injury/medical malpractice attorney Christine Clarke, who shares with us the best cross-examination twist ever heard. Marty and Dan debate which fast-casual restaurant is the best to die from, and Otis sues the...
Marty and Dan debate which fast-casual restaurant is the best to die from, and Otis sues the county in an AG episode named... Otis Sues The County.


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read less]]>5088comedypodcast,lawyers,podcast,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/133-mr-t-killer-of-fools--58951756
Also we say good-bye to Mr. Fife (kinda), and a famous comedian shows up to do absolutely no jokes!

It's season 5, episodes 29 and 30 - "The Luck of Newton Monroe" and "Opie Flunks Arithmetic"

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Also we say good-bye to Mr. Fife (kinda), and a famous comedian shows up to do absolutely no jokes!

It's season 5, episodes 29 and 30 - "The Luck of Newton Monroe" and "Opie Flunks Arithmetic"

If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com

Need swords or axes or more cool shit? Go to https://battlingblades.com/discount/MAYBERRY for 10% off your order!]]>5451comedy,comedypodcast,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/132-light-switch-action-or-light-switch-action--58698654
If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58698654Thu, 15 Feb 2024 18:41:05 +0000Breaking MayberryThe actual AG fans sometimes say you should use the Andy Griffith Show as guideposts for your day-to-day situations. Well, in this episode we imagine what that would look like and it does NOT go well for us! If you like this, leave a rating and...
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]]>4806classictv,comedy,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/131-a-real-butter-and-egg-man--58415325
Need swords or axes or more cool shit? Go to https://battlingblades.com/discount/MAYBERRY for 10% off your order!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58415325Tue, 23 Jan 2024 12:45:28 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty flirts with meeting his double, Dan invites trouble, and a wacky misunderstanding implies that filthy casual sex was just a workplace hazard for a dairy deliveryman in the 60s. It's Season 5, Episode 27 "Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau" Need swords...
Need swords or axes or more cool shit? Go to https://battlingblades.com/discount/MAYBERRY for 10% off your order!]]>4189comedy,comedypodcast,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/130-let-s-kill-some-whales--58326128
We're just normal guys talking about ham, whale explosions, and Andy Griffith Season 5, Episode 26, "Opie's Newspaper", so just be cool about it, okay?










]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58326128Wed, 17 Jan 2024 13:00:02 +0000Breaking MayberryJust be chill, allright? Don't screw this up for us. Just. Be Cool. We're just normal guys talking about ham, whale explosions, and Andy Griffith Season 5, Episode 26, "Opie's Newspaper", so just be cool about it, okay?
We're just normal guys talking about ham, whale explosions, and Andy Griffith Season 5, Episode 26, "Opie's Newspaper", so just be cool about it, okay?










]]>3957classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/129-cotton-fists-and-cellophane-noses--58194334
It's Andy Griffith Season 5, Episodes 25 and 26 "Guest in the House" and "The Case of the Punch In The Nose"

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58194334Thu, 04 Jan 2024 05:20:08 +0000Breaking MayberryThe opinions held and expressed by "smokin'" Steamboat Willie do not represent those of Breaking Mayberry Enterprises or of Marty and Dan. They are very bad and gross and he is a weird little mouse bastard. It's Andy Griffith Season 5, Episodes 25...
It's Andy Griffith Season 5, Episodes 25 and 26 "Guest in the House" and "The Case of the Punch In The Nose"

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]]>5868classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/128-dog-the-bounty-hunter-jr--57928816
We're covering THE BIG EPISODE, the "Andy doesn't carry a gun episode". It's a massive letdown and now we could end the whole podcast. (We won't. But we could.)

If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57928816Wed, 06 Dec 2023 14:13:02 +0000Breaking MayberryOkay so in the middle of recording this episode we got some big news and it's not new now but it was a week ago so just go with it. We're covering THE BIG EPISODE, the "Andy doesn't carry a gun episode". It's a massive letdown and now we could end...
We're covering THE BIG EPISODE, the "Andy doesn't carry a gun episode". It's a massive letdown and now we could end the whole podcast. (We won't. But we could.)

If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>3839comedy,comedypodcast,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/127-an-outdated-idea-of-mugging-w-rj-city--57605226
We're introduced to Canadian historical procedurals, witness the Japanese Yakuza Blues Brothers, and are gently lulled to sleep by the dulcet tones of a sweaty old Andy Griffith.

It's MATLOCK Season 2, Episode 7 - "The Annhilator!"

If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57605226Thu, 16 Nov 2023 12:35:02 +0000Breaking MayberryProfessional wrestler and All Elite Wrestling Interviewer RJ City comes by the Breaking Mayberry studios to share some behind-the-ring stories and transport us to the late-80s, as we take on Matlock for the first (and probably last) time! We're...
We're introduced to Canadian historical procedurals, witness the Japanese Yakuza Blues Brothers, and are gently lulled to sleep by the dulcet tones of a sweaty old Andy Griffith.

It's MATLOCK Season 2, Episode 7 - "The Annhilator!"

If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>596880s,comedy,comedypodcast,matlock,metv,wrestlingtrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/126-connecting-with-jesus-on-linkedin--57476285
Dan has a great excuse for not wearing a wedding ring, Marty finds the son of God while job hunting, and Andy is a broken man.

It's season 5, episode 21 "Barney Runs For Sherriff" and episode 22 "If I had a 1/4 million"







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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57476285Thu, 02 Nov 2023 11:30:03 +0000Breaking MayberryMan I hope you all really like the episodes where we go on long digressions because this is for sure one of them. Dan has a great excuse for not wearing a wedding ring, Marty finds the son of God while job hunting, and Andy is a broken man. It's...
Dan has a great excuse for not wearing a wedding ring, Marty finds the son of God while job hunting, and Andy is a broken man.

It's season 5, episode 21 "Barney Runs For Sherriff" and episode 22 "If I had a 1/4 million"







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]]>5258classictv,comedy,podcast,tvpodcasttrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/125-disassociating-with-owenwilson--57310254
No, but, like... imagine there's a guy, and he's just like... not funny?

I don't think you get it. See, there's A GUY. and he's NOT funny.

Like, you know how some guys are funny? Well, not this one!

It's Andy Griffith Show Season 5 Episodes 19 and 20, "The Lucky Letter" and "Goober and the Art of Love"

(Owen Wilson is not the guy who isn't funny. Owen Wilson is hilarious.)

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No, but, like... imagine there's a guy, and he's just like... not funny?

I don't think you get it. See, there's A GUY. and he's NOT funny.

Like, you know how some guys are funny? Well, not this one!

It's Andy Griffith Show Season 5 Episodes 19 and 20, "The Lucky Letter" and "Goober and the Art of Love"

(Owen Wilson is not the guy who isn't funny. Owen Wilson is hilarious.)

Support us with your money dollars at: patreon.com/breakingmayberry]]>4821classictv,comedy,comedypodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/124-wikipedia-editor-intervention--56884183
It's Season 5, Episode 18, "The Rehabilitation of Otis"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56884183Thu, 21 Sep 2023 14:00:48 +0000Breaking MayberryDan and Marty bring a weird energy into one of the bleakest darkest episodes of TV we've ever seen, but it's okay because we talk about horses. Like, a lot. It's Season 5, Episode 18, "The Rehabilitation of Otis"
It's Season 5, Episode 18, "The Rehabilitation of Otis"]]>4266classictv,comedy,comedypodcasttrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/blood-and-fur-some-ewok-stories-unlocked-patreon-bonus--56793559
Marty and Dan talk about some lesser-known Stars War, that see your Star Wars mythos and say "suck it". Be sure to listen for the part where Dan delivers some news that breaks Marty in two.

We're doing "An Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage" (1984) and "An Ewok Adventure: Battle for Endor" (1985)

Get access to this and all of our bonus episodes at our Patreon!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56793559Thu, 14 Sep 2023 12:00:03 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's an unlocked Patreon bonus! Marty and Dan talk about some lesser-known Stars War, that see your Star Wars mythos and say "suck it". Be sure to listen for the part where Dan delivers some news that breaks Marty in two. We're doing "An Ewok...
Marty and Dan talk about some lesser-known Stars War, that see your Star Wars mythos and say "suck it". Be sure to listen for the part where Dan delivers some news that breaks Marty in two.

We're doing "An Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage" (1984) and "An Ewok Adventure: Battle for Endor" (1985)

Get access to this and all of our bonus episodes at our Patreon!]]>4091bonus,starwarstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/123-packing-a-suitcase-for-social-anxiety--56595271
Also, Marty ages 100 years in one sentence.It's Season 5, Episodes 16 and 17, "Goober Takes A Car Apart" and "Barney Fife, Realtor"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56595271Mon, 28 Aug 2023 11:40:02 +0000Breaking MayberryIn this episode, the Andy Griffith writers create a situation so infuriating that it challenges the boys' moral stance on police brutality. Also, Marty ages 100 years in one sentence.It's Season 5, Episodes 16 and 17, "Goober Takes A Car Apart" and...
Also, Marty ages 100 years in one sentence.It's Season 5, Episodes 16 and 17, "Goober Takes A Car Apart" and "Barney Fife, Realtor"]]>5015classictv,comedypodcast,tvpodcasttrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/122-floyd-god-emperor-of-barbers--56236689
THIS MONTH! All Breaking Mayberry money from Patreon or Gumroad goes to support striking WGA/SAG members.

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56236689Thu, 27 Jul 2023 11:05:01 +0000Breaking MayberryMagic is real in the Andy Griffith universe and no one seems to care that much about it! Also Dan nearly blows up his entire house! It's Season 5, Episode 14, "Three Wishes for Opie" THIS MONTH! All Breaking Mayberry money from Patreon or Gumroad...
THIS MONTH! All Breaking Mayberry money from Patreon or Gumroad goes to support striking WGA/SAG members.

Join our Patreon or visit our Gumroad page to purchase our bonus episode packs.

]]>4182true5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/121-kill-your-darlings--56007306
It's Andy Griffith Show Season 5 Episode 12, "The Darling Baby", and episode 13 "Andy and Helen Have Their Day!"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56007306Thu, 06 Jul 2023 11:05:01 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan lose their minds over a musical atrocity that no one asked for, and then we get some quality ridiculousness from everyone's favorite mountain nightmare folk, the Darlings! It's Andy Griffith Show Season 5 Episode 12, "The Darling Baby",...
It's Andy Griffith Show Season 5 Episode 12, "The Darling Baby", and episode 13 "Andy and Helen Have Their Day!"]]>5244truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/120-just-off-screen-nodding-approvingly-w-ciera-gardner--54653454
Ciera Gardner, actor extraordinaire and clown, esquire (?) joins us on the pod to talk about Season 5, Episode 11 - "The Pageant" - an Aunt Bee episode that's not very nice to Aunt Bee. This one is deeply weird!

See Ciera as Lady Macbeth this summer at Delaware Shakespeare Festival: https://delshakes.org/festival/summer-festival/

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54653454Thu, 22 Jun 2023 11:00:02 +0000Breaking Mayberry(Okay look every single image of this episode on the internet is Don Knotts in a racist-ass outfit, so you don't get cover art on this one.) Ciera Gardner, actor extraordinaire and clown, esquire (?) joins us on the pod to talk about Season 5,...
Ciera Gardner, actor extraordinaire and clown, esquire (?) joins us on the pod to talk about Season 5, Episode 11 - "The Pageant" - an Aunt Bee episode that's not very nice to Aunt Bee. This one is deeply weird!

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4592comedy,comedypodcast,metv,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/119-these-people-are-made-of-cardboard--53977144
It's Season 5, Episode 9 "Opies Fortune" and Episode 10 "Goodbye, Sherriff Taylor"

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It's Season 5, Episode 9 "Opies Fortune" and Episode 10 "Goodbye, Sherriff Taylor"

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4665classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,tvpodcasttrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/118-statue-of-liberty-redesign--53822375
Marty meets a man who's not here, Dan commits insect genocide, and we all agree that Lady Liberty could use a partner.It's Season 5, episode 8, "Barney's Uniform"

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Marty meets a man who's not here, Dan commits insect genocide, and we all agree that Lady Liberty could use a partner.It's Season 5, episode 8, "Barney's Uniform"

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>3925classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,tvpodcasttrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/117-no-veto-on-the-vietnam-points--53390330


It's Season 5, Episodes 6 and 7 "Barney's Bloodhound" and "Man in the Middle"

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It's Season 5, Episodes 6 and 7 "Barney's Bloodhound" and "Man in the Middle"

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4650classictv,comedy,comedybodcast,metvtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/116-oedipus-t-bass--53078176
It's Season 5, Episode 4, "The Education of Ernest T. Bass."

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It's Season 5, Episode 4, "The Education of Ernest T. Bass."

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4020comedy,comedypodcast,tvpodcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/115-two-annoying-guys--52812557
Okay, you know how your relatives are kind of annoying to be around? Wouldn't it be great to spend some TV time with very realistically annoying people? No?

Well, too bad, because that's what's happening, this is the Andy Griffith Show!Covers AG Season 5, Ep 3 "Family Visit" and Episode 5 "Aunt Bee's Romance"

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Okay, you know how your relatives are kind of annoying to be around? Wouldn't it be great to spend some TV time with very realistically annoying people? No?

Well, too bad, because that's what's happening, this is the Andy Griffith Show!Covers AG Season 5, Ep 3 "Family Visit" and Episode 5 "Aunt Bee's Romance"

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4364comedy,comedypodcast,tvpodcasttrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/114-the-barney-stretcher-5000--52629584
We do have a lot of fun with Barney Fife hanging in a closet though, so there's that.

We return to Mayberry with Season 5, Episode 1 "Opie Loves Helen" and Episode 2, "Barney's Physical"

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Check out Surf Kings of Gotham: https://anchor.fm/kyle4788

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We do have a lot of fun with Barney Fife hanging in a closet though, so there's that.

We return to Mayberry with Season 5, Episode 1 "Opie Loves Helen" and Episode 2, "Barney's Physical"

Check out Flaming Nose TV Blog: http://flamingnose.blogspot.com/
Check out Surf Kings of Gotham: https://anchor.fm/kyle4788

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4960comedy,comedypodcast,comedytv,realitytv,tvpodcasttrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/parental-control-you-re-the-bears-problem-now-w-mickey-schneider--52355914
We cover two episodes of the family-themed Western show. Marty gets mad at the past (like always), Mickey has conflicting feelings about her namesake, and Dan introduces us to a man with a "striking" history.

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52355914Thu, 05 Jan 2023 13:20:02 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's the final PARENTAL CONTROL and we brought back Marty's sister Mickey to talk about the TV show which inspired her name - Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. We cover two episodes of the family-themed Western show. Marty gets mad at the past (like always),...
We cover two episodes of the family-themed Western show. Marty gets mad at the past (like always), Mickey has conflicting feelings about her namesake, and Dan introduces us to a man with a "striking" history.

Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry,
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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>5105classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,metv,westerntrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/backdoor-lovers-basic-training-at-fort-sandals--52292683
It's the Duke boys and their new friend Mason Dixon, P.I. No... no that can't be right. They seriously named the guy "Mason Dixon?" Okay that's not a good start.

UPDATE: The narrator of Dukes of Hazzard is Waylon Jennings, not Merle Haggard like we keep saying. But Merle Haggard is a lot funnier to say?

Trae Crowder the Liberal Redneck on BLM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l71Pvvnp3oE

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It's the Duke boys and their new friend Mason Dixon, P.I. No... no that can't be right. They seriously named the guy "Mason Dixon?" Okay that's not a good start.

UPDATE: The narrator of Dukes of Hazzard is Waylon Jennings, not Merle Haggard like we keep saying. But Merle Haggard is a lot funnier to say?

Trae Crowder the Liberal Redneck on BLM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l71Pvvnp3oE

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>431780stv,classictv,comedy,comedypodcasttrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/parental-control-strong-opinions-about-murphy-beds-w-kae-lani-palmisano--52139528
Learn all about the inner lives of interior decorators as we do a deep dive into the history of TLC, reality TV, and some of the most unhinged TV we've ever seen. Get your decoupage ready because it's DIY time on Breaking Mayberry.

Trading Spaces Everret, WA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2PWMarfVIc

Trading Spaces Harlem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIjDvbOD0Gg

Trading Spaces 7th Heaven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9bUgmv624Q

Trading Spaces Fails: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_xye7OESnc&t=546s

Places to follow Kae Lani:
https://www.tiktok.com/@kaelanisays
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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52139528Fri, 09 Dec 2022 14:29:01 +0000Breaking MayberryFriend of the show and Emmy-award winning TV host Kae Lani Palmisano stops in the throw Marty and Dan into the world of reality TV with her parental control pick - TLC decoration program Trading Spaces! Learn all about the inner lives of interior...
Learn all about the inner lives of interior decorators as we do a deep dive into the history of TLC, reality TV, and some of the most unhinged TV we've ever seen. Get your decoupage ready because it's DIY time on Breaking Mayberry.

Trading Spaces Everret, WA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2PWMarfVIc

Trading Spaces Harlem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIjDvbOD0Gg

Trading Spaces 7th Heaven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9bUgmv624Q

Trading Spaces Fails: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_xye7OESnc&t=546s

Places to follow Kae Lani:
https://www.tiktok.com/@kaelanisays
https://www.instagram.com/kaelanisays/
https://twitter.com/KaeLaniSays

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>6534comedy,comedypodcast,diy,realitytv,tlctrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/backdoor-lovers-the-incredible-mr-fix-it--51973970
Behold the shockingly mean sitcom EMPTY NEST, which is sort of a spinoff of Golden Girls but not really because THAT pilot was totally different and also sucked, but in a totally different way than how this show sucks. Also Full house is involved and Hollywood legend Rita Moreno is deeply disrespected.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51973970Tue, 22 Nov 2022 13:25:02 +0000Breaking MayberryOur exploration of failed spinoffs continues as we look into a Golden Girls spinoff that actually did make it to the air... kind of! Behold the shockingly mean sitcom EMPTY NEST, which is sort of a spinoff of Golden Girls but not really because...
Behold the shockingly mean sitcom EMPTY NEST, which is sort of a spinoff of Golden Girls but not really because THAT pilot was totally different and also sucked, but in a totally different way than how this show sucks. Also Full house is involved and Hollywood legend Rita Moreno is deeply disrespected.]]>5189classictv,comedypodcast,podcasttrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/parental-control-2-big-valley-energy-w-adam-teterus--51698594
Join us for the definitive ranking of stuff guys can fall through, an in-depth discussion of Man vs. Beast, stories of basketball legend Charles Barkley, and a foxy older lady in a wildly anachronistic leather jacket.

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Join us for the definitive ranking of stuff guys can fall through, an in-depth discussion of Man vs. Beast, stories of basketball legend Charles Barkley, and a foxy older lady in a wildly anachronistic leather jacket.

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Using the very original idea of a turf war between monsters, Bloodlines imagines a Chicago where rich shapeshifters feud with handsome werewolves, and also a Chicago where Sam and Dean Wichester just sorta... stop in for lunch.

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Using the very original idea of a turf war between monsters, Bloodlines imagines a Chicago where rich shapeshifters feud with handsome werewolves, and also a Chicago where Sam and Dean Wichester just sorta... stop in for lunch.

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We explore the Charlie's Angels episode TONI'S BOYS, an attempt at setting up a "Charlie's Angels but with boys!" show that no one could possibly have wanted. Thrill as a man struggles to understand what a strip club is, cheer at an emotionally available Mafioso, and be amazed at what a boy can do with a horse and a rope.

BACKDOOR LOVERS!

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We explore the Charlie's Angels episode TONI'S BOYS, an attempt at setting up a "Charlie's Angels but with boys!" show that no one could possibly have wanted. Thrill as a man struggles to understand what a strip club is, cheer at an emotionally available Mafioso, and be amazed at what a boy can do with a horse and a rope.

BACKDOOR LOVERS!

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We talk about the ultimate Dad sci-fi - Stargate SG-1. We debate the hotness of James Spader, analyze Marty's Tweeting style, and ponder how it's possible to travel to infinite universes when you have the brain capacity of a small fish.

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We talk about the ultimate Dad sci-fi - Stargate SG-1. We debate the hotness of James Spader, analyze Marty's Tweeting style, and ponder how it's possible to travel to infinite universes when you have the brain capacity of a small fish.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
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This hurt, this hurt a lot. It hurt so much we brought in Dan's brother Max Ludwig to share the pain. Max searches for the secret of the runes, Marty channels his energico and Dan breaks down halfway.

Look, this one sucked, okay, we hate you for making us watch this. Fuck Dana Carvey.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51175066Thu, 08 Sep 2022 12:00:02 +0000Breaking MayberryUNLOCKED PATREON BONUS: This hurt, this hurt a lot. It hurt so much we brought in Dan's brother Max Ludwig to share the pain. Max searches for the secret of the runes, Marty channels his energico and Dan breaks down halfway. Look, this one...
This hurt, this hurt a lot. It hurt so much we brought in Dan's brother Max Ludwig to share the pain. Max searches for the secret of the runes, Marty channels his energico and Dan breaks down halfway.

Look, this one sucked, okay, we hate you for making us watch this. Fuck Dana Carvey.]]>6539badmovies,bonus,comedy,moviestrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/105-an-extremely-solved-murder-season-finale--50409394
This time around it's Murder in Coweta County, a tense game of cat-and-mouse between Andy Griffith and Johnny Cash, only it's really more like cat-and-guy-getting-his-absolute-shit-wrecked-by-Johnny-Cash-the-whole-movie.

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This time around it's Murder in Coweta County, a tense game of cat-and-mouse between Andy Griffith and Johnny Cash, only it's really more like cat-and-guy-getting-his-absolute-shit-wrecked-by-Johnny-Cash-the-whole-movie.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
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It's Season 4, Episode 31 "Back to Nature" and Episode 32 "Gomer Pyle, USMC"

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It's Season 4, Episode 31 "Back to Nature" and Episode 32 "Gomer Pyle, USMC"

GIVE US MONEY TO SUPPORT ABORTION FUNDS:
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Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry $8 a month gets you access to everything, all our bonus eps, early/extended episodes, Discord access, suggest-an-episode, and other stuff.

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You could also just give the money directly if you want, that is also good.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49757990Wed, 11 May 2022 14:13:56 +0000Breaking MayberryAll this month, all money the boys make from this podcast goes to abortion funds throughout the US. Here's where to give us money and what you can get for it: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry $8 a month gets you access to...
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry $8 a month gets you access to everything, all our bonus eps, early/extended episodes, Discord access, suggest-an-episode, and other stuff.

Gumroad: https://breakingmayberry.gumroad.com/ For a limited time you can buy packs of our bonus episodes, previously unreleased. $8 per pack or get all the episodes for $20.

Abortion funds: https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html

You could also just give the money directly if you want, that is also good.]]>137abortionrights,announcement,fundraiserfalse4fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/103-don-draper-minds-in-william-h-macy-bodies-w-sophia-benoit--49583103
Follow Sophia: https://twitter.com/1followernodad or https://www.1followernodad.com/
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It's Andy Griffith Season 4, Epis- you know what, who cares?

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It's Andy Griffith Season 4, Epis- you know what, who cares?

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>3940andygriffith,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,metv,paintrue4fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/101-gunterkrakken--49173077It's Season 4, Episode 27 "The Fun Girls"

To join Toucan, go to https://jointoucan.com/

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It's... it's so painful, gang. It nearly kills us. Why did we do 100 of these holy crap.

Listen to Joe on Christmas Creeps: https://christmascreeps.com/
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It's... it's so painful, gang. It nearly kills us. Why did we do 100 of these holy crap.

Listen to Joe on Christmas Creeps: https://christmascreeps.com/
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Anyway, you wanna buy some Miracle Salve?

Listen to Marty's guest spot on Paranoia Happy Hour: https://paranoiahappyhour.buzzsprout.com/1873883/9970409-happy-hour-fourteen-wam-bam-pow-you-re-a-comic-book-villain

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Anyway, you wanna buy some Miracle Salve?

Listen to Marty's guest spot on Paranoia Happy Hour: https://paranoiahappyhour.buzzsprout.com/1873883/9970409-happy-hour-fourteen-wam-bam-pow-you-re-a-comic-book-villain

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>318760stv,andygriffith,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,metv,pyramidschemestrue4fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/98-tales-of-the-downstairs-neighbors--48477091
It's Season 4, Episode 25 - "Divorce, Mountain Style"

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It's Season 4, Episode 25 - "Divorce, Mountain Style"

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We do a deeper dive into the life of the woman who played Aunt Bee, Marty's butcher packs heat, and Dan has weird ideas about meat!

It's Season 4, Episode 24 "Bargain Day".

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We do a deeper dive into the life of the woman who played Aunt Bee, Marty's butcher packs heat, and Dan has weird ideas about meat!

It's Season 4, Episode 24 "Bargain Day".

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What do we talk about instead? Well, The Brady Bunch, MASH, Dan's Landlord's Sex Swing Accident, Herman Melville novellas, and TV Tropes.

See you next year, everybody.

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What do we talk about instead? Well, The Brady Bunch, MASH, Dan's Landlord's Sex Swing Accident, Herman Melville novellas, and TV Tropes.

See you next year, everybody.

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or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>4696andygriffith,bradybunch,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,mash,metv,podernfamilytrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/95-this-episode-smells-like-chapstick-w-adam-teterus--47745915
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Happy Holidays, everyone, see you next week.

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Happy Holidays, everyone, see you next week.

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And uhhhhhh otherwise, I think we're good. Good times. See you next episode everyone.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46939593Tue, 12 Oct 2021 15:35:52 +0000Breaking MayberrySo listen, you're probably gonna want to read this before listening: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats And uhhhhhh otherwise, I think we're good. Good times. See you next episode everyone.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

And uhhhhhh otherwise, I think we're good. Good times. See you next episode everyone.]]>40781960s,andygriffith,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,metvtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/92-i-m-ted-koppel-and-someday-we-will-all-die--46653728
Watch the CBS News segment on Mt Airy here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZme-GsKv_g

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Marty asks important questions, Harris tries to answer them, and Dan explains why the Vietnam war was a great time to be an old dirtbag.

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Marty asks important questions, Harris tries to answer them, and Dan explains why the Vietnam war was a great time to be an old dirtbag.

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Also in this episode: Marty is comically mistaken for someone else (again), Dan explains AG's descent into authority-loving, and Sheriff Andy Taylor makes a man fully homeless for... basically no reason! This show is full of sociopaths!

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Also in this episode: Marty is comically mistaken for someone else (again), Dan explains AG's descent into authority-loving, and Sheriff Andy Taylor makes a man fully homeless for... basically no reason! This show is full of sociopaths!

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But beyond the ball jokes, we're also talking about Season 04, Episode 05, "Barney's Side Car" which is one of the most ridiculously militaristic/fascist scenes ever put to television, to the point where it accidentally becomes a good abolitionist argument. Things gets wild in this one, we won't lie.

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But beyond the ball jokes, we're also talking about Season 04, Episode 05, "Barney's Side Car" which is one of the most ridiculously militaristic/fascist scenes ever put to television, to the point where it accidentally becomes a good abolitionist argument. Things gets wild in this one, we won't lie.

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Also, Dan reaches out into the paranormal, Marty makes life moves, and we bring back everyone's favorite and most accessible bit - Writing Critic Batman!

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Also, Dan reaches out into the paranormal, Marty makes life moves, and we bring back everyone's favorite and most accessible bit - Writing Critic Batman!

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Grant from Chip & Ironicus (and other things) stops by to stare into a half-hour of pure evit with us. Tune in!

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Grant from Chip & Ironicus (and other things) stops by to stare into a half-hour of pure evit with us. Tune in!

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We're doing a double-header of the meanest and dumbest of AG episodes! Join us and scream about Barney's unhealthy relationship with his landlord! Learn where Loud White People were invented! Eat delicious Werther's originals!


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We're doing a double-header of the meanest and dumbest of AG episodes! Join us and scream about Barney's unhealthy relationship with his landlord! Learn where Loud White People were invented! Eat delicious Werther's originals!


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Neil on Twitter: Neil P. Bardhan (@NeilPBardhan) / Twitter
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Neil Estate on YouTube:https://youtube.com/channel/UC-BByZjqEMavNiIQjJMy1ZA

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In this episode, we meet the Darlings again. And also Darkseid. Marty sings in this one. Kidnapping is shown to be not a big deal. I'm so tired.

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In this episode, we meet the Darlings again. And also Darkseid. Marty sings in this one. Kidnapping is shown to be not a big deal. I'm so tired.

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Also we talk about Andy Griffith Show Season 4, Episode 5 "The Haunted House"

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Also we talk about Andy Griffith Show Season 4, Episode 5 "The Haunted House"

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Season 02, Episode 3 "Ernest T Bass Joins the Military" and Episode 4 "The Sermon For Today."]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43841235Thu, 11 Mar 2021 13:41:38 +0000Breaking MayberryListen, Ernest T. Bass is back and that means this is all just.... chaos. And where there isn't chaos, there's... basically the opposite of television. Dan plans a ghost movie and Marty writes a supervillain origin. Season 02, Episode 3 "Ernest T...
Season 02, Episode 3 "Ernest T Bass Joins the Military" and Episode 4 "The Sermon For Today."]]>48521960s,60stv,andygriffith,donknotts,ronhowardtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/79-go-touch-birds--43525096
...So of course we spend most of our time talking about Pierce Brosnan, Winnie-the-Pooh, and airsoft guns instead.

It's good to be back with Season 04, Episode 01, "Opie the Birdman" (and also The Simpsons Season 10 Episode 03 "Bart the Mother" and The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Season 01 Episode 04 "Find Her, Keep Her.")

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...So of course we spend most of our time talking about Pierce Brosnan, Winnie-the-Pooh, and airsoft guns instead.

It's good to be back with Season 04, Episode 01, "Opie the Birdman" (and also The Simpsons Season 10 Episode 03 "Bart the Mother" and The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Season 01 Episode 04 "Find Her, Keep Her.")

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Join us as we meet a disillusioned former child evangelist, have sympathy for meme stars, watch 90's basic-cable ads, and read through psychotic-killer Andy's high school journals.

It's "Pray For the Wildcats" and "Savages"!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42181130Fri, 27 Nov 2020 12:50:03 +0000Breaking MayberryDeath wears an ascot in our Season 3 finale as Andy Griffith play not one, but two different rich sociopaths! Marty and Dan accidentally stumble across a pair of 1974 made-for-TV movies featuring Andy Griffith as a snarling killer. Join us as we meet...
Join us as we meet a disillusioned former child evangelist, have sympathy for meme stars, watch 90's basic-cable ads, and read through psychotic-killer Andy's high school journals.

It's "Pray For the Wildcats" and "Savages"!]]>51341970s,andygriffith,comedy,comedypodcast,tvmovies,williamshatnertrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/77-not-a-clip-show-but-close-enough--41779668
But listen, enough about the Andy Griffith Show, have you ever seen the movie HEAT?

(Here's the Libertarians-get-attacked-by-bears article Marty talks about: https://newrepublic.com/article/159662/libertarian-walks-into-bear-book-review-free-town-project)

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But listen, enough about the Andy Griffith Show, have you ever seen the movie HEAT?

(Here's the Libertarians-get-attacked-by-bears article Marty talks about: https://newrepublic.com/article/159662/libertarian-walks-into-bear-book-review-free-town-project)

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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
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Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook facebook.com/BreakingMayberry or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41458453Thu, 15 Oct 2020 10:55:02 +0000Breaking MayberryThe angriest Marty has been at The Andy Griffith Show, and the Andy Griffith Show fandom, in a very long time. Meet Ernest T. Bass, the most disgusting fucking TV character known to man. Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on...
Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
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In this episode, we meet Vent Guy, eulogize 300 reindeer, and take a strong stance on the subject of dogs being struck by lightning: We're against it.

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In this episode, we meet Vent Guy, eulogize 300 reindeer, and take a strong stance on the subject of dogs being struck by lightning: We're against it.

Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
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Why, you ask? Because it's Season 3, Episode 23 - Andy Discovers America, and wow, he discovers it... badly.

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Why, you ask? Because it's Season 3, Episode 23 - Andy Discovers America, and wow, he discovers it... badly.

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This week, Barney gives Andy food poisoning, Marty loses a game on television, and Dan embarks on an intriguing new career.

It's Season 3, Episode 29 - "A Wife For Andy!"
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40658975Thu, 03 Sep 2020 10:30:08 +0000Breaking MayberryEverything is a clue in the all-new Breaking Mayberry ARG! Get in on it and forget your actual life! This week, Barney gives Andy food poisoning, Marty loses a game on television, and Dan embarks on an intriguing new career. It's Season 3, Episode...
This week, Barney gives Andy food poisoning, Marty loses a game on television, and Dan embarks on an intriguing new career.

It's Season 3, Episode 29 - "A Wife For Andy!"
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks

Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>39741960s,andygriffith,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,donknottstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/72-the-sno-cone-killer-for-nathan--40336646
It's Season 3, Episodes 27 and 28 - "The Rivals" and "Barney's New Car"

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40336646Thu, 20 Aug 2020 05:45:12 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan debate Andy Griffith's parenting skills, wonder how much money is too much to find on the ground, and watch Barney Fife descend into full MRA. It's Season 3, Episodes 27 and 28 - "The Rivals" and "Barney's New Car" SUPPORT BREAKING...
It's Season 3, Episodes 27 and 28 - "The Rivals" and "Barney's New Car"

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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks

Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>5064comedy,comedypodcast,duckpond,parentingtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/unlocked-patreon-content-giving-the-shocker-a-kamen-rider-podcast--40336289
Want more Bonus Episodes? Support Breaking Mayberry on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40336289Sat, 15 Aug 2020 16:27:01 +0000Breaking MayberryThat's right, in this UNLOCKED content previously only available to Patreon subscribers, we're talking about the seminal Japanese motorcycle superhero of the 1970's: Kamen Rider. Listen, as our daring podcasters half-remember the first three episodes...
Want more Bonus Episodes? Support Breaking Mayberry on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry]]>3986bonus,comedy,comedypodcast,kamenrider,patreon,podernfamily,superhero,tokusatsutrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/71-in-memoriam-of-horses--40217637
In this episode we we meet Mayberry's favorite bluegrass band, Marty gets in a fight with technology, and Dan shares some movie trivia about everyone's favorite Dana Carvey movie.

It's Season 3, Episodes 25 and 26 "The Darlings Are Coming" and "Andy's English Valet"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40217637Mon, 10 Aug 2020 10:55:17 +0000Breaking MayberryJoin us in a celebration of the life of horses, who sacrificed so much so the town of Mayberry could exist. In this episode we we meet Mayberry's favorite bluegrass band, Marty gets in a fight with technology, and Dan shares some movie trivia about...
In this episode we we meet Mayberry's favorite bluegrass band, Marty gets in a fight with technology, and Dan shares some movie trivia about everyone's favorite Dana Carvey movie.

It's Season 3, Episodes 25 and 26 "The Darlings Are Coming" and "Andy's English Valet"]]>4319andygriffith,bluegrass,classictv,horses,thedillardstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/preview-71-in-memoriam-of-horses--40218212https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40218212Sat, 08 Aug 2020 18:03:07 +0000Breaking MayberryScenes from an upcoming, horse-centric episode of Breaking Mayberry355previewfalse2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/70-eating-onions-very-erotic--39771862
Marty and Dan continue to struggle with Gomer Pyle, Aunt Bee is hot for a racist, and the Mayberry PD does nothing to solve a crime in Season 3, Episodes 22 and 24 - "The Great Filling Station Robbery" and "Aunt Bee's Medicine Man"

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39771862Thu, 16 Jul 2020 10:15:20 +0000Breaking MayberryIf this was the first and only episode of Breaking Mayberry you ever listened to, you'd probably think "wow, those guys sure use the word 'horny' a lot" - and you'd be correct. Marty and Dan continue to struggle with Gomer Pyle, Aunt Bee is hot for a...
Marty and Dan continue to struggle with Gomer Pyle, Aunt Bee is hot for a racist, and the Mayberry PD does nothing to solve a crime in Season 3, Episodes 22 and 24 - "The Great Filling Station Robbery" and "Aunt Bee's Medicine Man"

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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks

Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>51401960s,andygriffith,classictelevision,comedy,comedypodcast,metv,podernfamily,tvpodcasttrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/preview-70-eating-onions-very-erotic--39771788https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39771788Wed, 15 Jul 2020 04:01:13 +0000Breaking MayberryScenes from an upcoming extra-spicy Breaking Mayberry41060s,comedy,comedypodcast,podernfamily,previewfalse2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/69-unionize-the-children-w-mickey-schneider-hanna--37679638
It's Season 3, Episode something - "Opie and the Spoiled Kid"

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/37679638Thu, 09 Jul 2020 13:44:25 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's a Schneider family affair as Marty's sister Mickey joins us to talk about a good ol' Andy Griffith parenting episode. We're discussing allowances, Jerry Seinfeld's teenage girlfriend, and elementary school "horse girls." Plus, hey - don't hit...
It's Season 3, Episode something - "Opie and the Spoiled Kid"

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>47801960s,andygriffith,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,donknotts,family,metv,podernfamily,tvhistorytrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/preview-69-unionize-the-children--37668310https://api.spreaker.com/episode/37668310Wed, 08 Jul 2020 16:18:12 +0000Breaking MayberryA scene from this week's Breaking Mayberry. Number 69: "Unionize The Children"403metv,podernfamily,previewfalse2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/68-breaking-mayberry-sells-out--35315523
Look, these Andy Griffith episodes are good, they're even GREAT, which means, of course, that we go out of our way to avoid talking about them.

Watch Marty and Dan try to bully their way into a sponsorship deal, with Season 3, episodes 19 and 20, "The Reunion" and "Rafe Hollister Sings"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/35315523Thu, 02 Jul 2020 11:00:12 +0000Breaking MayberryListen, we've been doing this for two years now, it's absolute madness that we haven't had Blue Apron call us up yet, and we're doing an episode about it! Look, these Andy Griffith episodes are good, they're even GREAT, which means, of course, that...
Look, these Andy Griffith episodes are good, they're even GREAT, which means, of course, that we go out of our way to avoid talking about them.

Watch Marty and Dan try to bully their way into a sponsorship deal, with Season 3, episodes 19 and 20, "The Reunion" and "Rafe Hollister Sings"]]>409960stv,andygriffith,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,donknotts,metv,podernfamily,tags,tvland,tvpodcasttrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/67-okay-mayor-you-shoot-the-goat-w-darryl-charles--31675807http://www.darrylcharlescomedy.com/) to talk about goats, goats, and more goats. Well, really, one specific goat - a goat that might explode.

Marty, Dan, and Darryl talk about the decline of goats in America, their weird little square pupils, famous goats.... really this is a goat-heavy episode, I don't know what to tell you.

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/31675807Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:22:51 +0000Breaking MayberryThe boys get a visit from stand-up comedian, improv guy, and host of DTF With Darryl and Timaree Darryl Charles (http://www.darrylcharlescomedy.com/) to talk about goats, goats, and more goats. Well, really, one specific goat - a goat that might...http://www.darrylcharlescomedy.com/) to talk about goats, goats, and more goats. Well, really, one specific goat - a goat that might explode.

Marty, Dan, and Darryl talk about the decline of goats in America, their weird little square pupils, famous goats.... really this is a goat-heavy episode, I don't know what to tell you.

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>41151960s,classictv,comedians,comedy,comedypodcast,donknotts,goats,metv,theandygriffith,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/66-the-rough-one--29878739
After deliberating on this for about 20 minutes and probably still getting it wrong, we move on to an episode of the Andy Griffith Show that AG fans love, and leaves us a sweaty, tearful mess.

It's Season 3, Episode 16 "Man In A Hurry"

More about our thoughts here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-JIPjQsCg0TSHs19vBU9w5HRszWaJm1Pbb4w3HgigcI/edit?usp=sharing

A list of places to donate to help protests against police brutality: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/george-floyd-protests-bail-funds-police-brutality-black-lives-matter-1008259/

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/29878739Tue, 09 Jun 2020 11:40:13 +0000Breaking MayberryThe Andy Griffith Show is a show about cops, and that means Breaking Mayberry is a show about a show about cops, and that means Marty and Dan have to answer a lot of hard questions. After deliberating on this for about 20 minutes and probably still...
After deliberating on this for about 20 minutes and probably still getting it wrong, we move on to an episode of the Andy Griffith Show that AG fans love, and leaves us a sweaty, tearful mess.

It's Season 3, Episode 16 "Man In A Hurry"

More about our thoughts here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-JIPjQsCg0TSHs19vBU9w5HRszWaJm1Pbb4w3HgigcI/edit?usp=sharing

A list of places to donate to help protests against police brutality: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/george-floyd-protests-bail-funds-police-brutality-black-lives-matter-1008259/

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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks

Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>5314andygriffith,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,mayberry,metv,podernfamily,policetrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/65-tim-conway-donkey-fighter--28533376
It's our mid-season break episode and we're exploring the films of Don Knotts some more! It's time to watch the Apple Dumpling Gang, Gus, and The Love God?!

Or, actually, don't. Don't watch any of those things, they're bad. Listen to us instead.

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28533376Thu, 28 May 2020 12:21:01 +0000Breaking MayberryOkay, quick note, for the first like 45 minutes of this episode, we sort of forget that horses, donkeys, and mules are different animals, just go with it. It's our mid-season break episode and we're exploring the films of Don Knotts some more! It's...
It's our mid-season break episode and we're exploring the films of Don Knotts some more! It's time to watch the Apple Dumpling Gang, Gus, and The Love God?!

Or, actually, don't. Don't watch any of those things, they're bad. Listen to us instead.

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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks

Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>49021970s,comedians,comedy,comedypodcast,cultclassics,disney,disney+,donkeys,donknotts,football,metv,publishingfalse2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/64-getting-dietary-fiber-through-illicit-means--27923650
It's Season 3, Episode 14 "One Punch Opie" and Episode 15 "Barney and the Governor"

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27923650Thu, 21 May 2020 10:30:13 +0000Breaking MayberryWe begin today's episode by pondering the moral conundrums left by Young MC in 1989's "Bust A Move" and end it by watching life turn a lonely child into a super villain. This episode goes some places. It's Season 3, Episode 14 "One Punch Opie" and...
It's Season 3, Episode 14 "One Punch Opie" and Episode 15 "Barney and the Governor"

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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks

Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>5174andygriffith,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,donknotts,opie,podernfamily,ronhoward,scoobydoo,tagstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/preview-64-getting-dietary-fiber-through-illicit-means--27869337https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27869337Wed, 20 May 2020 12:43:32 +0000Breaking MayberryScenes from the upcoming episode of Breaking Mayberry.335comedy,comedypodcast,podernfamily,previewfalse2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/63-glenn-ford-and-the-sticky-boy--26840535
It's Season 3, Episode 12 "The Bed Jacket", and Episode 13, "The Bank Job"

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26840535Thu, 07 May 2020 10:20:02 +0000Breaking MayberryIn this episode, we learn what a bed jacket is, and how Aunt Bee makes it weird and sexual. We also meet the grossest sticky boy and yell about people who were not in movies. All that, plus a rare episode where Marty and Dan are 100% on Barney Fife's...
It's Season 3, Episode 12 "The Bed Jacket", and Episode 13, "The Bank Job"

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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks

Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>56561960s,60stv,andygriffithshow,classicmovies,comedy,comedypodcast,glennford,metv,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/preview-ep-63-glenn-ford-and-the-sticky-boy--26840281https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26840281Wed, 06 May 2020 13:55:10 +0000Breaking MayberryScenes from an upcoming extra-sticky episode of Breaking Mayberry330clinthoward,preview,stickyfalse2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/62-call-me-by-al-s-name--25607579
It's Season 3, Episode 11 "Convicts At Large!"

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25607579Thu, 16 Apr 2020 13:40:14 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's time for a WOMANHUNT as Marty and Dan meet three escaped convicts from the women's prison - and boy does the Andy Griffith Show think that's hilarious. We're talking murderous millionaires, the ins and outs of eating a banana, and long-distance...
It's Season 3, Episode 11 "Convicts At Large!"

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It's Season 3, Episode 7 - Floyd, The Gay Deciever!

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25070322Thu, 09 Apr 2020 11:00:11 +0000Breaking MayberryOkay, but like, that's the actual name of the Andy Griffith episode, we straight-up could not come up with anything funnier than that. The title makes no sense whatsoever, and neither does the episode. Shit does get weird in this one though. It's...
It's Season 3, Episode 7 - Floyd, The Gay Deciever!

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It's Season 3, Episode 6 - "Lawman Barney"

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24381960Thu, 26 Mar 2020 14:25:03 +0000Breaking MayberryDan falls in love with a trumpet player, we find a band-leader from another dimension, and we'll take you on a tour of Philly's most artistic penis graffiti. All that, plus we'll talk about an Andy Griffith Show episode! It's Season 3, Episode 8 "The...
It's Season 3, Episode 6 - "Lawman Barney"

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>32001960s,andygriffith,bands,comedy,comedypodcast,metv,musical,television,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/preview-episode-60-okay-daddy-i-ll-just-read-your-lips--24272989https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24272989Wed, 25 Mar 2020 11:00:09 +0000Breaking MayberryScenes from Breaking Mayberry Episode 60 - a very horny one.206andygriffith,bands,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,marchingband,previewfalse2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/59-floyd-s-soda-fetish--24063098
It's Season 3, Episode 6 - "Lawman Barney"

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24063098Thu, 19 Mar 2020 17:28:02 +0000Breaking MayberryBoy, it really took no time at all for quarantine to break the Mayberry boys. We spend a lot of time in this episode talking about western movies and why Floyd shouldn't be allowed in public. Andy and Barney both roll to bluff, Marty reveals intimate...
It's Season 3, Episode 6 - "Lawman Barney"

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>320860stv,andygriffith,classicmovies,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,jimmystewart,johnwayne,metv,westernstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/preview-episode-59-floyd-s-soda-fetish--24039332https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24039332Thu, 19 Mar 2020 02:15:18 +0000Breaking MayberryScenes from the upcoming Breaking Mayberry Episode 59181andygriffithshow,classictv,comedypodcast,previewtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/because-the-night-belongs-to-punisher-unlocked-patreon-bonus--23467445
There's some Werner Werzog jokes in here, an exploding car lot in the shape of a skull, a Johnny Cash impersonator is here somewhere. Will Frank Castle clean up the mean streets of Tampa, Florida? Find out in this bonus Punisherchat - God's gonna sit this one out.

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23467445Wed, 04 Mar 2020 14:58:45 +0000Breaking MayberryIn this UNLOCKED BONUS episode, a Patreon subscriber asked us to watch 2004's The Punisher with Tom Jane and John Travolta, and you know what? That movie rules. There's some Werner Werzog jokes in here, an exploding car lot in the shape of a skull, a...
There's some Werner Werzog jokes in here, an exploding car lot in the shape of a skull, a Johnny Cash impersonator is here somewhere. Will Frank Castle clean up the mean streets of Tampa, Florida? Find out in this bonus Punisherchat - God's gonna sit this one out.

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Along the way, we've got stories of finding coke, some of the best one-scene characters ever, and a brief interlude to yell about 2014's "The Judge" starring Robert Downey, Jr.

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23229496Thu, 27 Feb 2020 11:00:12 +0000Breaking MayberryWe're not always picking on Boomer TV. In this episode, we take on Andy Griffith Show, Season 3, Episode 6 - "Barney Mends a Broken Heart" BUT ALSO we talk about How I Met Your Mother, Season 3, Episode 1 - "Wait For It" Along the way, we've got...
Along the way, we've got stories of finding coke, some of the best one-scene characters ever, and a brief interlude to yell about 2014's "The Judge" starring Robert Downey, Jr.

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>45471960s,60stv,andygriffith,barneyfife,comedy,comedypodcast,himym,howimetyourmother,metv,podernfamily,reruns,tvcomedytrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/preview-episode-58-the-break-up-odyssey--23219638https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23219638Wed, 26 Feb 2020 18:44:11 +0000Breaking MayberryScenes from the upcoming Breaking Mayberry Episode 58215comedypodcast,himym,preview,sitcom,tvshowstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/57-csi-mayberry--22953481
It's Season 3, Episode 5 - The Cow Thief]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22953481Wed, 19 Feb 2020 13:33:29 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's time to solve a crime! No, not with careful investigations or evidence or anything like that. No, we're solving crime the old-fashioned way - with Andy Griffith's hunch! Plus, Marty finds a new button to press. It's Season 3, Episode 5 - The...
It's Season 3, Episode 5 - The Cow Thief]]>40511960s,60stv,andygriffith,animals,barneyfife,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,crime,metv,podernfamily,robberytrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/56-batman-s-unsolicited-opinions--22196113
Covers Season 3, Episode 3 - "Andy and the New Mayor" and Season 3, Episode 4 - "Andy and Opie, Bachelors."

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22196113Wed, 29 Jan 2020 13:50:21 +0000Breaking MayberryOkay, so look, there's an Andy Griffith Show writer named Harvey Bullock and that's also the name of a minor Batman character that doesn't like Batman and you pretty much need that context to get like, half the jokes in this episode because we are the...
Covers Season 3, Episode 3 - "Andy and the New Mayor" and Season 3, Episode 4 - "Andy and Opie, Bachelors."

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>43231960s,andygriffith,batman,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,comics,floydthebarber,metv,writingtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/55-mr-beaks-revenge--21692103
Opie doesn't get beaten, we meet Dan's imaginary friend, and a bird gets very angry.

It's Season 3, episodes 1 and 2, "Mr McBeevee" and "Andy's Rich Girlfriend."

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21692103Wed, 15 Jan 2020 13:30:15 +0000Breaking MayberryOh thank god we're back in Mayberry again. Opie doesn't get beaten, we meet Dan's imaginary friend, and a bird gets very angry. It's Season 3, episodes 1 and 2, "Mr McBeevee" and "Andy's Rich Girlfriend." SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON:...
Opie doesn't get beaten, we meet Dan's imaginary friend, and a bird gets very angry.

It's Season 3, episodes 1 and 2, "Mr McBeevee" and "Andy's Rich Girlfriend."

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>51851960s,andygriffith,classictv,comedypodcast,metv,podcast,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bottle-episodes-6-maximum-acceptable-gyration-levels-w-dr-timaree-schmit--21006194
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21006194Mon, 23 Dec 2019 16:27:24 +0000Breaking MayberryThere's a SEX DOCTOR in the house as sex educator/writer/podcast host/performer Dr. Timaree Schmit stops by to talk about the many, many cultures of Jeannie, and the worst things you can do at your local go-go dance performance. We're screaming of...
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>42751960s,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,feministm,history,idreamofjeannie,magazines,sexismtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bottle-episodes-5-sammy-davis-two-fer-w-jordanna-lipsitz--20637680
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20637680Wed, 11 Dec 2019 12:40:09 +0000Breaking MayberryFriend of the show Jordana Lipsitz returns to heavily lust after Sammy Davis Junior after a cursory reading of his biography. Sammy and his clone guest-star in this episode, S02EP23, "The Greatest Entertainer In The World." In this podcast, Dan...
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>46031960s,60s,60stelevision,astronauts,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,entertainers,gueststar,idreamofjeannie,nasa,tvland,tvpodcasttrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bottle-episodes-4-astronauts-ain-t-shit-w-stephanie-neuerburg--20459316
Listen to The Saddest Case of Celibacy In The West: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-saddest-case-of-celibacy-in-the-west/id1458925690
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20459316Tue, 03 Dec 2019 19:20:44 +0000Breaking Mayberry"Saddest Case of Celibacy In The West" podcast host Stephanie Neuerburg joins us for a rip-roaring cowboy adventure, as we take on an episode where Jeannie teleports Tony into the old west, or possibly a Westworld-style simulation? We'll debate this...
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>35061960s,astronauts,barbaraeden,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,idreamofjeannie,metv,podcasts,space,tvland,western,westworldtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bottle-episodes-3-belly-button-mandela-effect-w-kae-lani-palmisano--20009617
We learn the secrets of living in a castle, Marty fanboys over space law, and Dan freaks out over phantom memories of a woman's belly-button.

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Kae Lani on Twitter: https://twitter.com/KaeLaniSays]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20009617Wed, 13 Nov 2019 16:08:36 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's another journey into magic as USA Today 10Best Food/Travel Editor and host of WHYY's "Check Please!" Kae Lani Palmisano joins us to talk about Season 2, Episode 15 "Jeannie Breaks the Bank!" We learn the secrets of living in a castle, Marty...
We learn the secrets of living in a castle, Marty fanboys over space law, and Dan freaks out over phantom memories of a woman's belly-button.

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Kae Lani on Twitter: https://twitter.com/KaeLaniSays]]>53851960s,barbaraeden,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,idreamofjeannie,metv,televisiontrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bottle-episodes-2-barbara-eden-s-reply-guys-w-sara-century--19879455
Listen to Sara's podcast, Bitches on Comics: http://bitchesoncomics.com/
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Sara on Twitter: https://twitter.com/saracentury]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19879455Wed, 06 Nov 2019 11:15:05 +0000Breaking MayberrySyfy Fangrrrls writer and "Bitches on Comics" co-host Sara Century stops by for our second entry into the Jeannie-verse - Season 3, Episode 4, "My Turned-On Master." We try to get into Barbara Eden's DMs, critique the furnishings of fictional NASA,...
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Sara on Twitter: https://twitter.com/saracentury]]>50651960s,classictv,comedy,comicbooks,comics,idreamofjeannie,metv,nasa,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bottle-episodes-1-a-grown-man-fights-a-piano-w-emily-guendelsberger--19615136
Read Emily's book, "On The Clock: What Low-Wage Work Did to Me and How It Drives America Insane." https://www.littlebrown.com/titles/emily-guendelsberger/on-the-clock/9780316508995/

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Emily on Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilygee]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19615136Wed, 23 Oct 2019 10:30:09 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's the beginning of our brand-new mini-series "Bottle Episodes", covering the magical hit I Dream of Jeannie. Our special guest, journalist/author Emily Guendelsberger stops by the studio to talk with us about musical in-jokes, worker strikes, and...
Read Emily's book, "On The Clock: What Low-Wage Work Did to Me and How It Drives America Insane." https://www.littlebrown.com/titles/emily-guendelsberger/on-the-clock/9780316508995/

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Emily on Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilygee]]>47371960s,60s,60stv,classictv,comedy,comedypodcast,genies,idreamofjeannie,journalism,magic,metv,music,piano,podcast,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/48-hey-i-m-gary-busey-the-fish--19219546His goldfish - he wanted to pimp it
And then he got his wish
To have sex with a fish
Finally using his weak little shrimp bits.

There once was an actor named Knotts.
For fishes, he did have the hots.
"Fuck you, Andy" he said
"I'll make movies instead"
So he made this dumb garbage that rots.

This movie has a guy who's named Stickle.
Which everyone mistakes for "Pickle."
The writers thought "This is funny"
"This is somehow worth money!"
Yeah man, you're like Don fucking Rickles.

There were two co-hosts, Dan and Marty
Who wanted a season-end party.
But instead they got this
"It's A Man! It's A Fish!"
So the season ends on a wet fart-y.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19219546Wed, 25 Sep 2019 12:15:14 +0000Breaking MayberryThere once was a sad man named Limpet His goldfish - he wanted to pimp it And then he got his wish To have sex with a fish Finally using his weak little shrimp bits. There once was an actor named Knotts. For fishes, he did have the hots. "Fuck you,...His goldfish - he wanted to pimp it
And then he got his wish
To have sex with a fish
Finally using his weak little shrimp bits.

There once was an actor named Knotts.
For fishes, he did have the hots.
"Fuck you, Andy" he said
"I'll make movies instead"
So he made this dumb garbage that rots.

This movie has a guy who's named Stickle.
Which everyone mistakes for "Pickle."
The writers thought "This is funny"
"This is somehow worth money!"
Yeah man, you're like Don fucking Rickles.

There were two co-hosts, Dan and Marty
Who wanted a season-end party.
But instead they got this
"It's A Man! It's A Fish!"
So the season ends on a wet fart-y.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>50961960s,60smovies,animation,classicmovie,donknotts,fish,guyfieri,navy,worldwar2true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/47-hello-my-name-is-libbels--19061323
Marty and Dan made it to the end of Season 2, and it ends on a pair of wet farts that drive us nuts. Listen, normally I'm all funny in the descriptions here, but these seasons are so long, and I'm tired.

Stay tuned after the credits for the conclusion of Barney's Day Out, featuring Grant of Sex Archie and History Honeys.

It's Season 2, Episodes 30 & 31 "Cousin Virgil" and "Deputy Otis"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
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"At Rest" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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Marty and Dan made it to the end of Season 2, and it ends on a pair of wet farts that drive us nuts. Listen, normally I'm all funny in the descriptions here, but these seasons are so long, and I'm tired.

Stay tuned after the credits for the conclusion of Barney's Day Out, featuring Grant of Sex Archie and History Honeys.

It's Season 2, Episodes 30 & 31 "Cousin Virgil" and "Deputy Otis"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/
Additional Music from https://filmmusic.io
"At Rest" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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It's Season 2, Episode 29, "Andy on Trial"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/
Additional Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18944205Thu, 29 Aug 2019 11:05:07 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan build a pretty airtight case for the impeachment of Sheriff Andy Taylor, but the show proceeds to Pelosi the hell out of our report. Marty watches some goats, Dan gets acting notes, and Barney Fife quotes Nabokov. Stick around to the end...
It's Season 2, Episode 29, "Andy on Trial"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/
Additional Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>47921960s,1990s,60s,90s,andygriffith,andygriffithshow,barneyfife,crimes,donknotts,goats,iowa,journalism,law,metv,piercebrosnan,trials,tvland,volcanostrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/45-the-legend-of-saxophone-boy-w-briana-morgan--18888178
Be sure to stick around after the closing music for Episode 2 of our Audio Play "Barney's Day Out" starring Erotic Don Knotts!

Read all of Briana's blogs and projects: http://brianalmorgan.com/

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/
Additional Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18888178Fri, 23 Aug 2019 12:40:14 +0000Breaking MayberryHave you had all your shots? If not, Andy Griffith will literally hold you down in prison until you're inoculated. That's the lesson we learned when digital strategist and public health planner Briana Morgan stops by the Mayberry Studios to talk with...
Be sure to stick around after the closing music for Episode 2 of our Audio Play "Barney's Day Out" starring Erotic Don Knotts!

Read all of Briana's blogs and projects: http://brianalmorgan.com/

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/
Additional Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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It's Season 2, Episodes 27 and 28 - "Three's a Crowd" and "The Bookie Barber"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/
Additional Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18763556Fri, 09 Aug 2019 12:00:14 +0000Breaking MayberryIn this episode, we learn that it's possible to die of second-hand sexual frustration and that entrapment isn't real if you're not dressed as an old lady. Plus, Dan blows the opportunity of a lifetime and Marty is humiliated by a grown man dressed as...
It's Season 2, Episodes 27 and 28 - "Three's a Crowd" and "The Bookie Barber"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/
Additional Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>4879true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/43-live-at-the-philadelphia-podcast-festival--18698402
As Part of the Philadelphia Podcast Festival, the Mayberry boys break from tradition and take a walk through history as we cover the evolving concept of the TV Dad.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18698402Thu, 01 Aug 2019 17:52:24 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan are filmed before a live studio audience. As Part of the Philadelphia Podcast Festival, the Mayberry boys break from tradition and take a walk through history as we cover the evolving concept of the TV Dad.
As Part of the Philadelphia Podcast Festival, the Mayberry boys break from tradition and take a walk through history as we cover the evolving concept of the TV Dad.]]>313070s,80s,andygriffith,classictv,comedy,fatherhood,fathers,history,liveshow,metv,nickatnight,podcastfestival,television,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/42-best-western-hotel-detective--18621346
It's Season 2, Episodes 25 and 26 - "Andy and Barney in the Big City" and "Wedding Bells For Aunt Bee"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18621346Wed, 24 Jul 2019 11:30:25 +0000Breaking MayberryWe're back from an unexpectedly long break to "check in" to an Andy and Barney wacky caper. Marty and Dan stumble upon the dumbest pulp novel premise imaginable and refuse to let it go. Then, our attention spans wander during an absolute dog turd of...
It's Season 2, Episodes 25 and 26 - "Andy and Barney in the Big City" and "Wedding Bells For Aunt Bee"]]>46111960s,andygriffith,capers,classictv,cleaning,comedy,commentary,crimes,critics,detective,donknotts,hotels,television,tvpodcasttrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/41-aunt-bee-s-human-rights-abuses--18364003
It's Season 2, Episode 22 and 23 - "The Merchant of Mayberry" and "Aunt Bee The Warden!"

Check out Marty and Dan LIVE at Pancakes and Podcasts: https://attending.io/events/pancakes-podcasts
Part of the Philly Podcast Festival: http://www.phillypodfest.com/
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18364003Wed, 26 Jun 2019 09:25:16 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's a pair of BARNBURNER episodes (but not literally, that was a few episodes ago) as Marty and Dan lose their absolute minds at the prospect of two good episodes in a row. The Andy Griffith show explores the lighter side of prison labor and Andy and...
It's Season 2, Episode 22 and 23 - "The Merchant of Mayberry" and "Aunt Bee The Warden!"

Check out Marty and Dan LIVE at Pancakes and Podcasts: https://attending.io/events/pancakes-podcasts
Part of the Philly Podcast Festival: http://www.phillypodfest.com/
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>58231960s,andygriffith,classictv,comedy,crime,jokes,labor,merchant,metv,mockery,otis,prison,shopping,television,tvtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/40-the-bayous-of-mayberry-county--18249431
BARNEY FIFE: CHOIR TERROR - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc-hKhdabEk

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18249431Wed, 12 Jun 2019 14:31:45 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan continue to plow through Season 2 with a double-header which seeks to cost them their sanity. First, the Mayberry boys are bored to the point of screaming by "A Medal For Opie", the Andy Griffith Show's ode to good sportsmanship and bad...
BARNEY FIFE: CHOIR TERROR - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc-hKhdabEk

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>41331960s,andygriffith,classictv,comedy,crime,jokes,metv,mockery,parody,pickpocket,sports,television,training,tv,writingtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/39-no-gods-no-masters-no-choir-directors--18102693
It's Season 2, Episode 20 - "Barney and the Choir!"

Links to Grant's many, MANY, projects can be found here: https://twitter.com/Gen_Ironicus


Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18102693Wed, 29 May 2019 10:30:24 +0000Breaking MayberryThe Mayberry boys are joined by internet legend Grant from Sex Archie, History Honeys, and Let's Play with Chip and Ironicus for yet another weirdly dark trek into Andy Griffith territory. Marty discovers some famous Mormons, Dan has a solid horror...
It's Season 2, Episode 20 - "Barney and the Choir!"

Links to Grant's many, MANY, projects can be found here: https://twitter.com/Gen_Ironicus


Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>4932andygriffith,barneyfife,choir,classictv,comedy,famousmormons,mormons,musical,parody,schemes,singing,television,vocalstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/38-your-mother-is-a-chicken-thief--17932259
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17932259Wed, 15 May 2019 10:00:14 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan come across an episode which fits the basic threshold of decent writing, and it is an oasis for them. Dan meets some Luchadors, Marty has his mind blown by a dry cleaner, and Barney Fife actually does something kind of badass. It's...
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It's Season 2, Episode 17 "The Jinx"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17764666Mon, 29 Apr 2019 14:30:26 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's an extremely frustrating and superstitious episode wherein Marty gets into an altercation with his mailman, Dan channels Alex Jones, and in Mayberry, Barney and Floyd drive a man to the brink of suicide but then make it all better with a free TV....
It's Season 2, Episode 17 "The Jinx"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>3739andygriffith,barneyfife,classictv,jinxes,magic,metv,raffle,ronhoward,superstition,television,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/36-grappling-with-jeff-foxworthy--17723372
Read Gabe Bullard's work at: https://www.gabebullard.com/
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17723372Tue, 23 Apr 2019 15:42:48 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's our mid-season decompression episode and we got a special guest who actually knows what they're talking about. Gabe Bullard from The Bitter Southerner joins us to talk bout the history of rural comedy and the lasting effects of the Corncob County...
Read Gabe Bullard's work at: https://www.gabebullard.com/
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>5076andygriffith,bittersoutherner,bluecollarcomedy,classictv,heehaw,history,interview,journalism,metv,redneck,retrotv,southerner,youmightbearedneckfalse2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/35-the-mayor-dies-in-this-one-and-dan-does-not-take-it-well--17560997
It's a double-header of Season 02 Episode 15 and 16 - "Bailey's Bad Boy" and "The Manicurist"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17560997Tue, 09 Apr 2019 11:40:17 +0000Breaking MayberryI mean, the main theme of this episode is pretty much in the title, but if you want to know more, Marty and Dan stumble upon a potential real-life murder-mystery conspiracy, we meet Dr. David Banner, and Barbara Eden gets Mayberry so horny that the...
It's a double-header of Season 02 Episode 15 and 16 - "Bailey's Bad Boy" and "The Manicurist"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>5543andygriffith,barbaraeden,barbershop,barneyfife,classictv,comedy,donknotts,eulogy,inmemoriam,metv,sexismtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/34-where-else-are-we-gonna-find-a-pile-of-old-dirty-hay--17442426https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17442426Wed, 27 Mar 2019 12:00:03 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's a double header as we take on some of the grossest and the dumbest episodes down the pike of Season 2. First, Opie may or may not have burned down a barn, and Dan doesn't know how farms work in S02EP14 - "Keeper of the Flame." Then, we get a...53821960s,andygriffith,barneyfife,classictv,clubhouse,dating,farming,fire,sexism,televisiontrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/33-in-the-pocket-of-big-pickle--17359696http://phickle.com/) to talk pickles to us, as we take on AG Season 2, Episode 11 - The Pickle Story. Learn about the miracles of botulism, listen to us do pickle-chewing ASMR, and find out how Andy Griffith is a shill for the corporate pickling industry.

More importantly, buy Amanda's book!

Amanda's book, "Ferment Your Vegetables!": http://phickle.com/ferment-your-vegetables/

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17359696Mon, 18 Mar 2019 14:39:05 +0000Breaking MayberryIT'S PICKLE TIME! Marty and Dan call in a fermentation expert (Amanda Feifer of http://phickle.com/) to talk pickles to us, as we take on AG Season 2, Episode 11 - The Pickle Story. Learn about the miracles of botulism, listen to us do pickle-chewing...http://phickle.com/) to talk pickles to us, as we take on AG Season 2, Episode 11 - The Pickle Story. Learn about the miracles of botulism, listen to us do pickle-chewing ASMR, and find out how Andy Griffith is a shill for the corporate pickling industry.

More importantly, buy Amanda's book!

Amanda's book, "Ferment Your Vegetables!": http://phickle.com/ferment-your-vegetables/

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>3480andygriffith,auntbee,canning,classictv,cooking,fermentation,food,metv,pickles,pickling,podcast,specialguest,televisiontrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/32-four-shirts-no-belt--17291451
It's AG Season 2 Episode 12 "Sheriff Barney"
Listen to Sabrina the Teenage Watch: https://soundcloud.com/sabrina-the-teenage-watch
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17291451Mon, 11 Mar 2019 19:46:03 +0000Breaking MayberryThis episode explains why job interviews exist, as Barney gets offered a job as sheriff of a neighboring town, and Andy does his damnedest to keep his friend from having a fulfilling career. Marty and Dan stumble on some conspiracies, debate chicken...
It's AG Season 2 Episode 12 "Sheriff Barney"
Listen to Sabrina the Teenage Watch: https://soundcloud.com/sabrina-the-teenage-watch
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>382960s,andygriffith,barneyfife,careers,classictv,lawenforcement,metv,moonshine,switch,television,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/update-go-to-the-youtubes-fellow-kids--17232454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fU4YuPM7Ns]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17232454Tue, 05 Mar 2019 19:36:24 +0000Breaking MayberryBreaking Mayberry is on the YouTubes now. We're a cooking show. It's happening. Keep those Likes coming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fU4YuPM7Nshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fU4YuPM7Ns]]>59content,cooking,update,videofalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/31-go-speed-frasier-go-speed-frasier-go-speed-frasier-goooooo--17067577
It's AG S02EP10 - "The Clubmen", with bonus Frasier S02Ep18 - "The Club"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17067577Mon, 18 Feb 2019 13:45:12 +0000Breaking MayberryWe're still doing Mayberry, don't worry, but this time around we brought in another show for comparison. Andy and Barney want to join a club, so do Frasier and Niles. Marty and Dan are also joining a club, whether Dan likes it or not. It's AG S02EP10...
It's AG S02EP10 - "The Clubmen", with bonus Frasier S02Ep18 - "The Club"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>35161960s,1990s,60stv,90stv,analysis,andygriffith,classictv,clubs,donknotts,frasier,fraternities,golfjokes,kelseygrammar,metv,nilestrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/30-breaking-mayberry-live-at-south-street-cinema--17011845
Support South Street Cinema: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1358085566/south-street-cinema-ii]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17011845Mon, 11 Feb 2019 16:25:55 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan step up on the stage for the first-ever Breaking Mayberry live show! Support South Street Cinema: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1358085566/south-street-cinema-ii
Support South Street Cinema: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1358085566/south-street-cinema-ii]]>3030true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/29-doodles-moseys-in--16942513




Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16942513Tue, 05 Feb 2019 17:00:20 +0000Breaking MayberryAllright, this is probably our most immature episode so far, but we had some steam to blow off, and this fruit was low-hanging. This episode is about an old woman who hooks up with travelling drifters, I don't know how else to break it to you, there...




Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>29981960s,60s,andygriffith,auntbee,chicken,conmen,dating,handyman,mailmen,mayberry,romance,ronhoward,sigourneyweavertrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/28-the-pain-will-stop-when-you-tell-me-your-long-term-life-goals--16711847


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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16711847Wed, 16 Jan 2019 11:40:05 +0000Breaking MayberryThis week, Barney does a sexism, skeet gets shot, and Marty and Dan ponder the sexual escapades of Philadelphia's many Benjamin Franklin impersonators. It's Season 2, Episode 8, "The Perfect Female." Come and see BREAKING MAYBERRY LIVE!...


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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>44831960s,andygriffith,classictv,donknotts,metv,sexism,skeetshooting,television,theandygriffithshow,tvland,writingtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/27-so-very-very-bad-at-crime--16662212
It's Season 2, Episode 8 "Crime-Free Mayberry"




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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16662212Thu, 10 Jan 2019 12:35:04 +0000Breaking MayberryOkay, so about halfway through the discussion here, we realize that this episode is actually terrible and makes no sense and that's about it from there. It's Season 2, Episode 8 "Crime-Free Mayberry" Come and see BREAKING MAYBERRY LIVE!...
It's Season 2, Episode 8 "Crime-Free Mayberry"




Come and see BREAKING MAYBERRY LIVE! https://www.facebook.com/events/311184442830383/
(Part of the Everything is Awesome/HEADstrong Comedy Festival.)

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again:http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>40081960s,andygriffith,bankjob,bankrobbery,classictv,crime,criminals,donknotts,metv,television,theandygriffithshow,tvland,writingtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/26-rage-against-the-gumball-machine--16584645
Come and see BREAKING MAYBERRY LIVE! https://www.facebook.com/events/311184442830383/
(Part of the Everything is Awesome/HEADstrong Comedy Festival.)

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16584645Mon, 31 Dec 2018 13:00:15 +0000Breaking MayberryWe meet the most crust-punk of all Andy Griffith characters in this episode, Mad Men is discussed at length, and Marty does a pretty solid Tom Waits impression. It's Season 2, Episode 6, "Opie's Hobo Friend." Come and see BREAKING MAYBERRY LIVE!...
Come and see BREAKING MAYBERRY LIVE! https://www.facebook.com/events/311184442830383/
(Part of the Everything is Awesome/HEADstrong Comedy Festival.)

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>44991960s,andygriffith,barneyfife,classictv,comedy,fishing,hobo,homeless,mayberry,metv,parenting,ronhoward,speech,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-christmas-here-s-two-dollars-go-away-re-upload--16497379
It's Christmas and the Breaking Mayberry crew is celebrating with a special guest, Joe Wade from the hit podcast Christmas Creeps! (https://christmascreeps.com/)

Joe joins us to talk about S01EP11, "The Christmas Story", the only holiday episode in the entire Andy Griffith canon, where an old man tries to get an entire family arrested and then wants to join the party in jail. Join us for holiday hijinks and traditional Mayberry madness on this most festive of episodes! And don't forget to give us the holiday gift of shares, ratings, and reviews!

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter:twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16497379Mon, 17 Dec 2018 15:59:20 +0000Breaking Mayberry(NOTE: This is a re-load of episode 13, with a new intro by Marty, here in time for the holidays!) It's Christmas and the Breaking Mayberry crew is celebrating with a special guest, Joe Wade from the hit podcast Christmas Creeps!...
It's Christmas and the Breaking Mayberry crew is celebrating with a special guest, Joe Wade from the hit podcast Christmas Creeps! (https://christmascreeps.com/)

Joe joins us to talk about S01EP11, "The Christmas Story", the only holiday episode in the entire Andy Griffith canon, where an old man tries to get an entire family arrested and then wants to join the party in jail. Join us for holiday hijinks and traditional Mayberry madness on this most festive of episodes! And don't forget to give us the holiday gift of shares, ratings, and reviews!

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter:twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>3972andygriffith,christmas,christmasclassics,christmasparty,classictv,donknotts,holidays,mayberry,metvtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/25-uncle-fester-s-mustache-rides--16403101https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16403101Mon, 10 Dec 2018 13:20:20 +0000Breaking MayberryLegal council Ian Roberts returns for our back-to-back legal episodes! Ian explains the history of "the pill" and its availability, Dan learns secrets about J Edgar Hoover, and Barney Fife accidentally gets into some cuckold/swinging shenanigans. This...3842classictv,comedy,conmen,feminism,gueststar,history,law,lawsuit,legal,mayberry,metv,ronhoward,swingers,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/24-you-backed-the-wrong-horse-sit-and-spin--16306779
Look, there's a lot going on in this episode, okay? It's Season 2, Episode 4, "Mayberry Goes Bankrupt!"

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16306779Tue, 27 Nov 2018 13:00:15 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan sat down again with their legal expert Ian Roberts to talk about historical financial contracts and the breakdown of the post-Civil war southern economy, all while Andy tries to keep a senile old man from being evicted. Look, there's a...
Look, there's a lot going on in this episode, okay? It's Season 2, Episode 4, "Mayberry Goes Bankrupt!"

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>40071960s,andygriffith,auntbee,banking,civilwar,classictv,comedy,history,law,legal,mayberry,metv,ronhoward,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/23-barney-s-secret-hole--16198575
Marty and Dan try to survive election night by plowing through episodes 2 and 3 of AG Season 2. First, in "Barney's Replacement", Barney resigns from the Mayberry PD, a move that may have had more impact if we hadn't seen him do it like 15 times already. Then, in "Andy and the Lady Speeder", a woman from Washington is accused of the crimes of being a woman and having an opinion Andy doesn't like. (And also speeding.)

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
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End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16198575Mon, 12 Nov 2018 15:50:53 +0000Breaking MayberryCome on down to Barney's Secret Hole, a magical place special to Barney. Is it a hole that only Barney knows about, or is it a hole where Barney's secrets are kept? No one knows, I guess. That's why it's a secret hole. Marty and Dan try to survive...
Marty and Dan try to survive election night by plowing through episodes 2 and 3 of AG Season 2. First, in "Barney's Replacement", Barney resigns from the Mayberry PD, a move that may have had more impact if we hadn't seen him do it like 15 times already. Then, in "Andy and the Lady Speeder", a woman from Washington is accused of the crimes of being a woman and having an opinion Andy doesn't like. (And also speeding.)

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>48481960s,andygriffith,bribery,classictv,comedy,donknotts,fishinghole,mayberry,police,sales,speeding,television,tvlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/22-the-laws-of-physics-will-not-allow-you-to-harm-me--16052073
In S02EP01 "Opie And The Bully", Opie is constantly losing his milk money to a slightly taller child, and Andy provides the best course of action: Lying to his son to put him in physical danger. Marty and Dan take on the Great British Baking Show and the evil likes of the American Milk lobbyists.

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
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Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16052073Mon, 29 Oct 2018 10:05:02 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan are back for Season 2, and we start with a very special episode about the dangers of bullying, and how Opie is impervious to pain. In S02EP01 "Opie And The Bully", Opie is constantly losing his milk money to a slightly taller child, and...
In S02EP01 "Opie And The Bully", Opie is constantly losing his milk money to a slightly taller child, and Andy provides the best course of action: Lying to his son to put him in physical danger. Marty and Dan take on the Great British Baking Show and the evil likes of the American Milk lobbyists.

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>35201960s,advice,andygriffith,applepie,baking,barneyfife,bullying,classictv,comedy,fishinghole,mayberry,milk,ronhoward,televisiontrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/21-this-movie-invented-john-turturro-season-finale--15652166
Since this is the Hollywood History episode, "Join us, won't you?"

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End Music: "A Face In The Crowd" by Andy Griffith
For more on Elia Kazan, listen to Karina Longworth's You Must Remember This episode "On The Waterfront": http://www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/episodes/2016/5/23/on-the-waterfront-elia-kazan-blacklist-episode-13

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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15652166Fri, 07 Sep 2018 11:00:05 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's the Season 1 Finale of Breaking Mayberry, and we're closing out with our first movie episode! Going back a few years before the AG Show premiered, we're taking on 1957's "A Face In The Crowd", starring Andy Griffith as a conman drifter named...
Since this is the Hollywood History episode, "Join us, won't you?"

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End Music: "A Face In The Crowd" by Andy Griffith
For more on Elia Kazan, listen to Karina Longworth's You Must Remember This episode "On The Waterfront": http://www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/episodes/2016/5/23/on-the-waterfront-elia-kazan-blacklist-episode-13

Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>4412advertising,andygriffith,classicmovies,conmen,eliakazan,marketing,movie,politics,television,theblacklist,vitamins,waltermatthautrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/20-rock-n-roll-rosie-from-raleigh--15574256https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15574256Mon, 27 Aug 2018 15:00:07 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's an ACTUAL sequel, not one we screamed into existence! When Jim Lindsey, the famous guitar player from episode 2 of our podcast returns to Mayberry, Marty and Dan have a great realization: We absolutely hate Jim Lindsey. Also, the boys have to say...40261960s,andygriffith,barneyfife,classictv,comedy,conmen,elliewalker,guitar,mayberry,mercedes,money,musical,sequel,television,themayor,tvlandtrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/19-manhunt-ii-fife-or-death--15526669
SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15526669Mon, 20 Aug 2018 11:30:06 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's the long-awaited sequel to MANHUNT and Marty and Dan are absolutely thrilled. When an escaped criminal comes for Barney, it's a non-stop thrill ride of body-blocks and serious shocks or something like that. Look, this episode rules. Just listen....
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>33761960s,action,andygriffith,barneyfife,classictv,comedy,criminals,hitchcock,mayberry,police,sequel,suspense,television,tvlandtrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/18-don-t-trust-that-information-to-a-drunken-child--15493421
Then, Dan and Marty return for Season 1, Episode 28, "Andy Forecloses", in which a man is sold into indentured servitude and Opie acts like a tiny meth addict.


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Jordana on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lipsitzngiggles
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15493421Wed, 15 Aug 2018 11:45:04 +0000Breaking MayberryIn this episode, we witness a scientific miracle happening in Mayberry - the miracle of birth, but without that whole pesky part of "women" being involved. Comedy Writer Jordana Lipitz joins us for Season 1, Episode 29 "Quiet Sam." We get some new...
Then, Dan and Marty return for Season 1, Episode 28, "Andy Forecloses", in which a man is sold into indentured servitude and Opie acts like a tiny meth addict.


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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds]]>57221960s,andygriffith,barneyfife,childbirth,classictv,comedy,foreclosure,mayberry,pain,pregnancy,rent,sexism,storms,televisiontrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/17-swarmed-by-horny-farmhands--15408510
Season 1, Episode 27, "Ellie Saves A Female" refers to women as "female" in the title and it doesn't get better from there.

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Season 1, Episode 27, "Ellie Saves A Female" refers to women as "female" in the title and it doesn't get better from there.

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In Season 1, Episode 25, "A Plaque For Mayberry", the town of Mayberry ignores an alcoholic's obvious cries for help, and Marty and Dan are thrown by a Southern-ism that makes even less sense than usual.

Next, Season 1 Episode 26, "The Inspection," in which it finally looks like the boys' prayers will be answered and an authority figure will finally hold Andy Taylor accountable.... haha, no, this show's just gonna kiss his bumpkin ass like it always does.

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In Season 1, Episode 25, "A Plaque For Mayberry", the town of Mayberry ignores an alcoholic's obvious cries for help, and Marty and Dan are thrown by a Southern-ism that makes even less sense than usual.

Next, Season 1 Episode 26, "The Inspection," in which it finally looks like the boys' prayers will be answered and an authority figure will finally hold Andy Taylor accountable.... haha, no, this show's just gonna kiss his bumpkin ass like it always does.

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
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First, in episode 23, "The New Doctor", Andy is jealous of a new young doctor in town that he thinks is trying to steal Ellie. In the studio, Marty and Dan stumble upon a piece of Queer Lit history and wonder how many Opies it would take to beat one Barney Fife in hand-to-hand combat.

Next, Marty and Dan's sprits are broken by "Andy and Opie, Housekeepers,"an episode we're not going to describe here because it sucks and is so insanely boring and we'd rather be talking about literally anything else oh god please help.

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First, in episode 23, "The New Doctor", Andy is jealous of a new young doctor in town that he thinks is trying to steal Ellie. In the studio, Marty and Dan stumble upon a piece of Queer Lit history and wonder how many Opies it would take to beat one Barney Fife in hand-to-hand combat.

Next, Marty and Dan's sprits are broken by "Andy and Opie, Housekeepers,"an episode we're not going to describe here because it sucks and is so insanely boring and we'd rather be talking about literally anything else oh god please help.

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Then, we go onto some middle-school hijinks that Marty absolutely hates in S01EP22 "Cyrano Andy", in which NO ONE ACTUALLY CYRANOS and it's bullshit.

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Then, we go onto some middle-school hijinks that Marty absolutely hates in S01EP22 "Cyrano Andy", in which NO ONE ACTUALLY CYRANOS and it's bullshit.

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Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Joe joins us to talk about S01EP11, "The Christmas Story", the only holiday episode in the entire Andy Griffith canon - and maybe it's not even that? Join us for holiday hijinks and traditional Mayberry madness on this most festive of episodes! And don't forget to give us the holiday gift of shares, ratings, and reviews!

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Joe joins us to talk about S01EP11, "The Christmas Story", the only holiday episode in the entire Andy Griffith canon - and maybe it's not even that? Join us for holiday hijinks and traditional Mayberry madness on this most festive of episodes! And don't forget to give us the holiday gift of shares, ratings, and reviews!

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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We also talk about The Lockhorns, the anger of youth games, and how to make sure your child looks fly as fuck at bedtime.

Nathan Rabin's Lockhorns Article: https://www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/2018/3/20/the-deep-deep-pain-of-the-lockhorns

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(Sharon's views here are her own and do not represent WAA in any official capacity)]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/462336687Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:00:04 +0000Breaking MayberryWe're back on the recap track with episode 18 of Season 1, "Andy the Marriage Counselor." Dan and Marty needed an adult in the room for this one, so we got special help from Sharon Rice, a social worker and relationship educator with Women Against...www.womenagainstabuse.org)

We also talk about The Lockhorns, the anger of youth games, and how to make sure your child looks fly as fuck at bedtime.

Nathan Rabin's Lockhorns Article: https://www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/2018/3/20/the-deep-deep-pain-of-the-lockhorns

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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(Sharon's views here are her own and do not represent WAA in any official capacity)]]>3913andygriffith,barneyfife,classictv,comedy,counseling,marriagecounseling,mayberry,relationships,televisiontrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/11-a-yard-sprinkler-of-rage-what-we-ve-learned-so-far--15185061
We're not actually recapping any AG episodes this time, but we thought it might be a good time at the halfway mark to unburden ourselves and talk through some of the things we've learned and observed on our journey so far. Join us as Dan introduces us to an unsung hero of the Red Scare, Marty introduces us to newspaper comic strips, and in general we make some half-thought-through ideas.

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"The Weird History of Hillbilly TV" by Gabe Bullard at the Bitter Southerner: http://bittersoutherner.com/the-weird-history-of-hillbilly-tv/]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/461155764Thu, 21 Jun 2018 12:00:14 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's the mental health episode of Breaking Mayberry! We're not actually recapping any AG episodes this time, but we thought it might be a good time at the halfway mark to unburden ourselves and talk through some of the things we've learned and...
We're not actually recapping any AG episodes this time, but we thought it might be a good time at the halfway mark to unburden ourselves and talk through some of the things we've learned and observed on our journey so far. Join us as Dan introduces us to an unsung hero of the Red Scare, Marty introduces us to newspaper comic strips, and in general we make some half-thought-through ideas.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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"The Weird History of Hillbilly TV" by Gabe Bullard at the Bitter Southerner: http://bittersoutherner.com/the-weird-history-of-hillbilly-tv/]]>4754andygriffith,barneyfife,classictv,commentary,debate,discussion,mayberry,metv,southern,televisiontrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/10-this-is-not-at-all-how-the-stock-market-works--15185062First up, yet another episode about a stranger coming into town and getting under Andy's skin, but this one has like 30% more bluegrass - it's S01EP19 "Mayberry on Record"

Next, it's the fascist reign of Barney Fife we've all been wating for when Barney takes over as acting sheriff in S01EP20 - "Andy Saves Barney's Morale" and to be honest, this one is so dark in context that we end up kinda loving it.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Next, it's the fascist reign of Barney Fife we've all been wating for when Barney takes over as acting sheriff in S01EP20 - "Andy Saves Barney's Morale" and to be honest, this one is so dark in context that we end up kinda loving it.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter:twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>3866andygriffith,barneyfife,classictv,comedy,commentary,finance,history,mayberry,metv,stockmarket,televisiontrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/09-you-re-lucky-it-s-columbus-day-al-capone--15185064
This time around, Breaking Mayberry covers S01Ep17 - "Alcohol and Old Lace," talking about Andy and Barney's crackdown on the controlled substances in Mayberry County, NC. We brought on freelance cannabis writer Russ Smith to talk about some parallels to today's most contentious Type-1 narcotic, and we get into the fallout of the war on drugs, the Federal v. State law debacle, and some extreme parts of class warfare.

Yes, this is still a podcast about The Andy Griffith Show, why do you ask?

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Don't forget to review, subscribe, and share!]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/453203292Sun, 03 Jun 2018 17:56:44 +0000Breaking MayberryOkay, look, we talk about a LOT of stuff on this episode and at one point we have a complete breakdown about a line we totally missed. This time around, Breaking Mayberry covers S01Ep17 - "Alcohol and Old Lace," talking about Andy and Barney's...
This time around, Breaking Mayberry covers S01Ep17 - "Alcohol and Old Lace," talking about Andy and Barney's crackdown on the controlled substances in Mayberry County, NC. We brought on freelance cannabis writer Russ Smith to talk about some parallels to today's most contentious Type-1 narcotic, and we get into the fallout of the war on drugs, the Federal v. State law debacle, and some extreme parts of class warfare.

Yes, this is still a podcast about The Andy Griffith Show, why do you ask?

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Don't forget to review, subscribe, and share!]]>4253alcohol,andygriffith,barneyfife,classictv,comedy,commentary,marijuana,mayberry,metv,moonshining,politics,prohibition,television,warondrugstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/08-your-moral-lessons-have-bankrupted-the-floyd-family--15185066
First, an irritated Aunt Bee drives the entire town to madness with one sentence and the men of Mayberry either save a man from suicide or drive him to it - we can't tell which.

Second, Andy is picked to be the sole judge of a beauty contest and hey, maybe there's a reason that's never a thing that actually happens.

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Don't forget to review, subscribe, and share!]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/449834307Sun, 27 May 2018 15:23:45 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's another trek through the long cons and manipulations of Mayberry's finest with Marty and Dan taking on Season 1, Episodes 15 and 16 - "Those Gossipin' Men" and "The Beauty Contest" First, an irritated Aunt Bee drives the entire town to madness...
First, an irritated Aunt Bee drives the entire town to madness with one sentence and the men of Mayberry either save a man from suicide or drive him to it - we can't tell which.

Second, Andy is picked to be the sole judge of a beauty contest and hey, maybe there's a reason that's never a thing that actually happens.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Don't forget to review, subscribe, and share!]]>4670beauty,blackandwhite,classics,classictv,comedy,conmen,gossip,mayberry,televisiontrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/07-crazy-andy-s-house-of-artillery--15185068
First up, the glitz and glam of the movies arrives in little old Mayberry... in the most boring, monotonous way possible. Marty gets to share some classic and modern film trivia, and Dan tells us of the time Rob Schneider irritated his entire hometown.

Next, would you like to buy a cannon? Andy and Barney find out that it's a little harder to get rid of a confederate monument than you might think. That is only a slight exaggeration of what happens here.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Don't forget to review, subscribe, and share!]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/447405318Tue, 22 May 2018 03:43:11 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan take on two more of Season 1's finest, episodes 13 "Mayberry Goes Hollywood" and 14 "The Horse Trader". First up, the glitz and glam of the movies arrives in little old Mayberry... in the most boring, monotonous way possible. Marty gets...
First up, the glitz and glam of the movies arrives in little old Mayberry... in the most boring, monotonous way possible. Marty gets to share some classic and modern film trivia, and Dan tells us of the time Rob Schneider irritated his entire hometown.

Next, would you like to buy a cannon? Andy and Barney find out that it's a little harder to get rid of a confederate monument than you might think. That is only a slight exaggeration of what happens here.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter:twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook https://www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com

Don't forget to review, subscribe, and share!]]>4423true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/06-i-thought-i-might-find-a-riot-here--15185074
First up, the team dives into Episode 10 "Ellie for Council", which shows how Ellie deals with the RIDICULOUS PREPOSTEROUS notion that a woman might run for office! Crazy, right? Also, domestic abuse is a punchline like four times!

For the second act, we get the incredibly weird Episode 12, "Stranger In Town", where Mayberry is visited by a man who knows all about them... but they've never met before. The explanation... is war.

Music by Max Ludwig: https://twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: https://www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter:https://twitter.com/BreakMayberry or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/440413464Mon, 07 May 2018 02:45:35 +0000Breaking MayberryIt's another informative episode as Marta Rusek (WHYY Newsworks, Political Theater) joins Dan and Marty to talk about voter suppression, questionable relationships, and the potential use of a leg of lamb as a murder weapon! First up, the team dives...
First up, the team dives into Episode 10 "Ellie for Council", which shows how Ellie deals with the RIDICULOUS PREPOSTEROUS notion that a woman might run for office! Crazy, right? Also, domestic abuse is a punchline like four times!

For the second act, we get the incredibly weird Episode 12, "Stranger In Town", where Mayberry is visited by a man who knows all about them... but they've never met before. The explanation... is war.

Music by Max Ludwig: https://twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: https://www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter:https://twitter.com/BreakMayberry or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.com]]>5421true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/05-two-hillbillies-of-verona--15185071The bad news: That means things go off the rails REAL HARD.
We talk about charity balls, donkey bites, and Barney Fife's role in World War II, all the while dancing around how Season One Episode 8 "Opie's Charity" and Episode 9 "A Feud Is A Feud" are both absolutely great.
A family fight is resolved, a wedding is held, and a man comes back from the dead on this week's Breaking Mayberry!

Music by Max Ludwig: https://twitter.com/sleeptalky
Follow us on Twitter:https://twitter.com/BreakMayberry
E-mail us: BreakingMayberry@gmail.com]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/436559256Sat, 28 Apr 2018 20:37:04 +0000Breaking MayberryThe good news: Marty and Dan like both of these episodes! The bad news: That means things go off the rails REAL HARD. We talk about charity balls, donkey bites, and Barney Fife's role in World War II, all the while dancing around how Season One...The bad news: That means things go off the rails REAL HARD.
We talk about charity balls, donkey bites, and Barney Fife's role in World War II, all the while dancing around how Season One Episode 8 "Opie's Charity" and Episode 9 "A Feud Is A Feud" are both absolutely great.
A family fight is resolved, a wedding is held, and a man comes back from the dead on this week's Breaking Mayberry!

Music by Max Ludwig: https://twitter.com/sleeptalky
Follow us on Twitter:https://twitter.com/BreakMayberry
E-mail us: BreakingMayberry@gmail.com]]>4904true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/04-all-the-crime-you-can-eat--15185072
Ian explains the Supreme Court rulings that would impact this series, Dan screams into the void, and Marty tries to rein in the sheer absurdity of it all.

Music by Max Ludwig: @Sleeptalky.
Don't forget to subscribe and share!]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/430974936Tue, 17 Apr 2018 12:19:27 +0000Breaking MayberryThis episode is so big and so totally illegal that we had to lawyer up. Actual Lawyer Ian Roberts joins us for Season One, Episode Seven, "Andy the Matchmaker", where Andy and Ellie falsify a crime to boost Barney's self-esteem. But this fake crime...
Ian explains the Supreme Court rulings that would impact this series, Dan screams into the void, and Marty tries to rein in the sheer absurdity of it all.

Music by Max Ludwig: @Sleeptalky.
Don't forget to subscribe and share!]]>3646true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/03-andy-causes-an-amber-alert--15185073
Look folks, not a whole lot makes sense here and we are only six episodes into this show.

Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BreakMayberry]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/427453803Tue, 10 Apr 2018 01:22:26 +0000Breaking MayberryAndy basically kidnaps a kid in this episode, and Marty and Dan don't know how to react. But first, Andy is very upset that... a pretty woman wants to date him? Look folks, not a whole lot makes sense here and we are only six episodes into this...
Look folks, not a whole lot makes sense here and we are only six episodes into this show.

Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BreakMayberry]]>3407true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/02-bobby-fleet-and-his-band-with-a-beat--15185076
Next, we meet Andy's greatest challenge yet: A pretty woman who just wants to do her job.

Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BreakMayberry]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/427451457Tue, 10 Apr 2018 01:15:45 +0000Breaking MayberryMarty and Dan get down with the musical insult comic stylings of Bobby Fleet, an amazing dude who flies in from a totally different universe to bless us with jokes and jailhouse jam sessions. Also, Andy books him in on completely trumped-up charges,...
Next, we meet Andy's greatest challenge yet: A pretty woman who just wants to do her job.

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Marty and Dan are two guys who have decided to watch ALL of the Andy Griffith show, mostly out of spite, and discover the secret dark undertones of quaint little Mayberry.

Episode 1 details the first two wildly-different episodes of The Andy Griffith Show: "The New Housekeeper" and "The Manhunt!" We'll discover why Barney Fife is horrifying, but Sheriff Taylor may be the devil. Also, how Mayberry STEPS THE HELL UP with its crime game, and it absolutely rules.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/440907264Thu, 08 Mar 2018 02:21:00 +0000Breaking Mayberry(For some reason, our first episode did not hit iTunes, so this is a re-upload of Episode 1 to get in there. New listeners START HERE) Marty and Dan are two guys who have decided to watch ALL of the Andy Griffith show, mostly out of spite, and...
Marty and Dan are two guys who have decided to watch ALL of the Andy Griffith show, mostly out of spite, and discover the secret dark undertones of quaint little Mayberry.

Episode 1 details the first two wildly-different episodes of The Andy Griffith Show: "The New Housekeeper" and "The Manhunt!" We'll discover why Barney Fife is horrifying, but Sheriff Taylor may be the devil. Also, how Mayberry STEPS THE HELL UP with its crime game, and it absolutely rules.]]>3785true1full