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By Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Santa Isn't Real is a podcast about the parts of adulthood that we weren't prepared for and helping you avoid the mistakes we've already made.<br />By Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>SIR 16: Let's get this to the lab!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sir-16-let-s-get-this-to-the-lab--17220902</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo attempt to acquire a free cat, hear about Darin's Schoolhouse experience and learn a lot about Nick's mother.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17220902</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2019 16:52:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17220902/16_final.mp3" length="84340262" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3e9c581d-7f56-4717-97fd-4c3a482210f0/3e9c581d-7f56-4717-97fd-4c3a482210f0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3e9c581d-7f56-4717-97fd-4c3a482210f0/3e9c581d-7f56-4717-97fd-4c3a482210f0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3e9c581d-7f56-4717-97fd-4c3a482210f0/3e9c581d-7f56-4717-97fd-4c3a482210f0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joshua Brisco</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo attempt to acquire a free cat, hear about Darin's Schoolhouse experience and learn a lot about Nick's mother.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo attempt to acquire a free cat, hear about Darin's Schoolhouse experience and learn a lot about Nick's mother.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3515</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult,adulthood,adulting,advice,breeden,brisco,cats,comedy,craigslist,funny,isn't,laugh,macedo,real,santa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a272a9fb9fd9b8c85b9cd38ed315e82c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SIR 15: King Tut-chyourtoes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sir-15-king-tut-chyourtoes--17072004</link><description><![CDATA[In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo discuss where they've been for the last two months and all of the troubles that 2019 has already brought. All three boys have adult stories, Nick forgot to record the first time, Darin used the wrong microphone this time, nobody has a functional car, and Nick makes a very good joke, redeeming the irredeemable.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17072004</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2019 07:15:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17072004/15_final.mp3" length="110484236" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/11d0d118-f55a-44d7-b790-6b3496c4aab3/11d0d118-f55a-44d7-b790-6b3496c4aab3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/11d0d118-f55a-44d7-b790-6b3496c4aab3/11d0d118-f55a-44d7-b790-6b3496c4aab3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/11d0d118-f55a-44d7-b790-6b3496c4aab3/11d0d118-f55a-44d7-b790-6b3496c4aab3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joshua Brisco</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo discuss where they've been for the last two months and all of the troubles that 2019 has already brought. All three...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo discuss where they've been for the last two months and all of the troubles that 2019 has already brought. All three boys have adult stories, Nick forgot to record the first time, Darin used the wrong microphone this time, nobody has a functional car, and Nick makes a very good joke, redeeming the irredeemable.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4604</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult,adulthood,adulting,advice,breeden,brisco,cars,comedy,craigslist,dating,funny,isn't,macedo,millenial,millenials,real,relationships,santa,santaisntreal,sirpod</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a272a9fb9fd9b8c85b9cd38ed315e82c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SIR 14: One raw can of fresh bull</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sir-14-one-raw-can-of-fresh-bull--16448908</link><description><![CDATA[It's the 14th episode of Santa Isn't Real, and the boys are just filled to the brim with upsetting topics to discuss. What should Darin Breeden do with his Tinder mystery? What has Nicholas Macedo found in the deep dark corners of Craigslist this week? Why is Joshua Brisco at his wit's end with Twitter? What would YOU do for one raw can of fresh bull? All that and more on this episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16448908</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 13:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16448908/14_final.mp3" length="104468132" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a2177121-7e80-4d95-b1ab-fb3a1427fe94/a2177121-7e80-4d95-b1ab-fb3a1427fe94.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a2177121-7e80-4d95-b1ab-fb3a1427fe94/a2177121-7e80-4d95-b1ab-fb3a1427fe94.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a2177121-7e80-4d95-b1ab-fb3a1427fe94/a2177121-7e80-4d95-b1ab-fb3a1427fe94.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joshua Brisco</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's the 14th episode of Santa Isn't Real, and the boys are just filled to the brim with upsetting topics to discuss. What should Darin Breeden do with his Tinder mystery? What has Nicholas Macedo found in the deep dark corners of Craigslist this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's the 14th episode of Santa Isn't Real, and the boys are just filled to the brim with upsetting topics to discuss. What should Darin Breeden do with his Tinder mystery? What has Nicholas Macedo found in the deep dark corners of Craigslist this week? Why is Joshua Brisco at his wit's end with Twitter? What would YOU do for one raw can of fresh bull? All that and more on this episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4353</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adulthood,adulting,advice,breeden,brisco,christmas,comedy,craigslist,darin,dating,isn't,joshua,macedo,nicholas,peta,questions,real,santa,tinder,twitter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a272a9fb9fd9b8c85b9cd38ed315e82c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SIR 13: Sex poker and peeing in a cup in your pants</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sir-13-sex-poker-and-peeing-in-a-cup-in-your-pants--16181115</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and - what?- Nicholas Macedo talk about an enormous array of adult-related topics, including the guys' best adult stories of the week, and TWO NEW SEGMENTS! Darin debuts Would You Rather, and Nick brings the Craigslist Voyeur. And good god, it's... it's just a lot.<br /><br />Twitter: @santaisnt, @jbbrisco, @BearcatMaximum, @Nikoslovakia.<br />Facebook: facebook.com/santaisnt<br />Email: <a href="mailto:santaisntrealshow@gmail.com">santaisntrealshow@gmail.com</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16181115</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2018 21:02:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16181115/13_final.mp3" length="107136383" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0de59536-6232-4f2c-abb5-d68412244799/0de59536-6232-4f2c-abb5-d68412244799.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0de59536-6232-4f2c-abb5-d68412244799/0de59536-6232-4f2c-abb5-d68412244799.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0de59536-6232-4f2c-abb5-d68412244799/0de59536-6232-4f2c-abb5-d68412244799.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joshua Brisco</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and - what?- Nicholas Macedo talk about an enormous array of adult-related topics, including the guys' best adult stories of the week, and TWO NEW SEGMENTS! Darin debuts Would You...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and - what?- Nicholas Macedo talk about an enormous array of adult-related topics, including the guys' best adult stories of the week, and TWO NEW SEGMENTS! Darin debuts Would You Rather, and Nick brings the Craigslist Voyeur. And good god, it's... it's just a lot.<br /><br />Twitter: @santaisnt, @jbbrisco, @BearcatMaximum, @Nikoslovakia.<br />Facebook: facebook.com/santaisnt<br />Email: <a href="mailto:santaisntrealshow@gmail.com">santaisntrealshow@gmail.com</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4465</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adulthood,adulting,advice,bearcatmaximum,breeden,brisco,comedy,craigslist,cumberbitches,darin,isn't,jbbrisco,joshua,macedo,nicholas,nikoslovakia,real,santa,santaisnt,slurper</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/56ada30412d4b22d88d9dadeeabf56d6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SIR 12: Haunted houses for toddlers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sir-12-haunted-houses-for-toddlers--16082452</link><description><![CDATA[On this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss Darin's trip back to his childhood, bonfire season, driving etiquette, Renaissance festivals, another bar story involving gel balls and a haunted house for toddlers.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16082452</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2018 14:54:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16082452/12_final.mp3" length="72143795" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/855d58ea-c2fb-4f97-b6c6-196660fc0adf/855d58ea-c2fb-4f97-b6c6-196660fc0adf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/855d58ea-c2fb-4f97-b6c6-196660fc0adf/855d58ea-c2fb-4f97-b6c6-196660fc0adf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/855d58ea-c2fb-4f97-b6c6-196660fc0adf/855d58ea-c2fb-4f97-b6c6-196660fc0adf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joshua Brisco</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss Darin's trip back to his childhood, bonfire season, driving etiquette, Renaissance festivals, another bar story involving gel...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss Darin's trip back to his childhood, bonfire season, driving etiquette, Renaissance festivals, another bar story involving gel balls and a haunted house for toddlers.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3006</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adulthood,adulting,advice,breeden,brisco,childhood,comedy,darin,etiquette,funny,halloween,haunted,house,isn't,joshua,real,santa,school,spooky,toddlers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a272a9fb9fd9b8c85b9cd38ed315e82c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SIR 11: The Porchcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sir-11-the-porchcast--15883451</link><description><![CDATA[In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden are reunited - this time, on a porch! (Or perhaps a balcony, but The Balconycast didn't sound as good.)<br />Josh and Darin talk about corncob pipes, loud cars, and... political philosophies for a little bit. Weird.<br />All that and more on this episode of Santa Isn't Real!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15883451</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2018 01:57:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15883451/11_final.mp3" length="81547877" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6f2e7710-33ef-4c6c-9fda-e0424ac6d26e/6f2e7710-33ef-4c6c-9fda-e0424ac6d26e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6f2e7710-33ef-4c6c-9fda-e0424ac6d26e/6f2e7710-33ef-4c6c-9fda-e0424ac6d26e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6f2e7710-33ef-4c6c-9fda-e0424ac6d26e/6f2e7710-33ef-4c6c-9fda-e0424ac6d26e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joshua Brisco</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden are reunited - this time, on a porch! (Or perhaps a balcony, but The Balconycast didn't sound as good.)
Josh and Darin talk about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden are reunited - this time, on a porch! (Or perhaps a balcony, but The Balconycast didn't sound as good.)<br />Josh and Darin talk about corncob pipes, loud cars, and... political philosophies for a little bit. Weird.<br />All that and more on this episode of Santa Isn't Real!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3398</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>about,adult,adulthood,advice,breeden,brisco,comedy,darin,funny,help,isn't,joshua,nobody,other,real,santa,self-help,things,told,us</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a272a9fb9fd9b8c85b9cd38ed315e82c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SIR 10: Gallbladder lasagna and puppet sex</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sir-10-gallbladder-lasagna-and-puppet-sex--15782504</link><description><![CDATA[In the tenth episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin breeden tell stories of gallbladder lasagna, puppet sex, being stranded on road trips, possibly being kidnapped, and some great show reviews!<br />Questions? Tweet @santaisnt, @jbbrisco or @BearcatMaximum, or email <a href="mailto:santaisntrealshow@gmail.com">santaisntrealshow@gmail.com</a>.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15782504</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2018 18:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15782504/10_final.mp3" length="86044909" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6465e868-1346-40eb-a9f4-9c6dd578cdd6/6465e868-1346-40eb-a9f4-9c6dd578cdd6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6465e868-1346-40eb-a9f4-9c6dd578cdd6/6465e868-1346-40eb-a9f4-9c6dd578cdd6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6465e868-1346-40eb-a9f4-9c6dd578cdd6/6465e868-1346-40eb-a9f4-9c6dd578cdd6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joshua Brisco</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In the tenth episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin breeden tell stories of gallbladder lasagna, puppet sex, being stranded on road trips, possibly being kidnapped, and some great show...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the tenth episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin breeden tell stories of gallbladder lasagna, puppet sex, being stranded on road trips, possibly being kidnapped, and some great show reviews!<br />Questions? Tweet @santaisnt, @jbbrisco or @BearcatMaximum, or email <a href="mailto:santaisntrealshow@gmail.com">santaisntrealshow@gmail.com</a>.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3586</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adulthood,advice,breeden,brisco,chicago,childish,comedy,darin,funny,gabmino,hamilton,isnt,joshua,lyft,puppets,real,santa,sexy,travel,uber</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a272a9fb9fd9b8c85b9cd38ed315e82c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SIR 9: Faking your truest self and FBI dog grandmas</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sir-9-faking-your-truest-self-and-fbi-dog-grandmas--15626148</link><description><![CDATA[Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss a wide variety of topics on this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other thing nobody told us about adulthood, including the art of faking your true self, problematic Spongebob videos, library cards, mosquito facts, Pink Vapor Stew and the FBI spy dead grandma dog.<br /><br />Keywords: Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden, adulthood, advice, dating, comedy, questions, jbbrisco, bearcatmaximum, santaisnt]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15626148</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2018 21:27:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15626148/9_final_8_20_18.mp3" length="95382028" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e0eb1edd-75ea-4e7f-a74d-ea77c7354b41/e0eb1edd-75ea-4e7f-a74d-ea77c7354b41.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e0eb1edd-75ea-4e7f-a74d-ea77c7354b41/e0eb1edd-75ea-4e7f-a74d-ea77c7354b41.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e0eb1edd-75ea-4e7f-a74d-ea77c7354b41/e0eb1edd-75ea-4e7f-a74d-ea77c7354b41.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joshua Brisco</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss a wide variety of topics on this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other thing nobody told us about adulthood, including the art of faking your true self, problematic Spongebob videos, library cards, mosquito...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss a wide variety of topics on this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other thing nobody told us about adulthood, including the art of faking your true self, problematic Spongebob videos, library cards, mosquito facts, Pink Vapor Stew and the FBI spy dead grandma dog.<br /><br />Keywords: Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden, adulthood, advice, dating, comedy, questions, jbbrisco, bearcatmaximum, santaisnt]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3974</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adulthood,advice,bearcatmaximum,breeden,brisco,comedy,darin,dating,isn't,jbbrisco,joshua,questions,real,santa,santaisnt</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a272a9fb9fd9b8c85b9cd38ed315e82c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SIR 8: Advice from adult basement boys</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sir-8-advice-from-adult-basement-boys--15506522</link><description><![CDATA[Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden do podcasts from their parents' houses, while telling you about adulthood and how to be better at it. Plus, Josh and Darin recount their worst shared drinking experiences and how it feels to take a year-long step backwards in their lives. Also, Josh and Darin recount the first times they accidentally saw nudity on the internet.<br />This is Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15506522</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2018 18:10:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15506522/8_final_8_6_18.mp3" length="74674120" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ffa4cd98-a8b1-47e8-86b3-824e96e16819/ffa4cd98-a8b1-47e8-86b3-824e96e16819.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ffa4cd98-a8b1-47e8-86b3-824e96e16819/ffa4cd98-a8b1-47e8-86b3-824e96e16819.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ffa4cd98-a8b1-47e8-86b3-824e96e16819/ffa4cd98-a8b1-47e8-86b3-824e96e16819.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Joshua Brisco</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden do podcasts from their parents' houses, while telling you about adulthood and how to be better at it. 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