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 Also, a debate 2 years in the making that makes a courtroom drama look like a fucking Disney movie.  We are excited and delighted to bring you Footloose - Part 2.  Hope you enjoy it!<br /><br />--- <br /><br />Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/kuatos-rebellion/support" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/kuatos-rebellion/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">15429b5d-0515-4a01-9568-57cf15597271</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2020 20:37:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25814548/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_production_2020_3_20_66182221_44100_2_60152c16310b2.mp3" length="23058605" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hello all you members of the Rebellion...it's Ren's first day of school...what could possibly go wrong???  Also, a debate 2 years in the making that makes a courtroom drama look like a fucking Disney movie.  We are excited and delighted to bring you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hello all you members of the Rebellion...it's Ren's first day of school...what could possibly go wrong???  Also, a debate 2 years in the making that makes a courtroom drama look like a fucking Disney movie.  We are excited and delighted to bring you Footloose - Part 2.  Hope you enjoy it!<br /><br />--- <br /><br />Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/kuatos-rebellion/support" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/kuatos-rebellion/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1442</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8134956f14eb29b5508e38a7f7530839.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Footloose - Part 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/footloose-part-1</link><description><![CDATA[A 26-year-old Kevin Bacon plays the idealistic new kid in town where dancing is illegal and problems are solved with high stakes games of chicken on farm equipment.  Part musical, part church sermon, all AMAZING!!!  Enjoy part 1 of Footloose!<br /><br />--- <br /><br />Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/kuatos-rebellion/support" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/kuatos-rebellion/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6dcd2ea8-ee90-49b4-95d0-bce95eab45d3</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2020 02:50:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25585831/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_production_2020_3_16_64913894_44100_2_7d64606278066.mp3" length="16998178" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A 26-year-old Kevin Bacon plays the idealistic new kid in town where dancing is illegal and problems are solved with high stakes games of chicken on farm equipment.  Part musical, part church sermon, all AMAZING!!!  Enjoy part 1 of Footloose!

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Its fucking Patrick Swayze and fucking Sam Elliott kicking fucking ass in Road House!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/566211540</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2019 20:51:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16866404/566211540_user_352558528_road_house.mp3" length="115208909" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We open 2019 the best way we know how...by ushering in the era of Swayze!  Its fucking Patrick Swayze and fucking Sam Elliott kicking fucking ass in Road House!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We open 2019 the best way we know how...by ushering in the era of Swayze!  Its fucking Patrick Swayze and fucking Sam Elliott kicking fucking ass in Road House!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7201</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Road House</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/road-house</link><description><![CDATA[It's a pod about fucking Road House with fucking Patrick Swazye and fucking Sam Elliott...what more could you fucking want?!?!?!?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/565085205</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2019 21:35:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16851117/565085205_user_352558528_road_house.mp3" length="115050558" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a pod about fucking Road House with fucking Patrick Swazye and fucking Sam Elliott...what more could you fucking want?!?!?!?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a pod about fucking Road House with fucking Patrick Swazye and fucking Sam Elliott...what more could you fucking want?!?!?!?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7191</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Die Hard</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/die-hard</link><description><![CDATA['Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring EXCEPT!!!...THE TWO ASSHOLES DROPPING A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS PODCAST ABOUT THE GREATEST XMAS MOVIE OF ALL TIME, DIE HARD!!!!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/549068460</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2018 13:42:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16552833/549068460_user_352558528_die_hard.mp3" length="90697441" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring EXCEPT!!!...THE TWO ASSHOLES DROPPING A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS PODCAST ABOUT THE GREATEST XMAS MOVIE OF ALL TIME, DIE HARD!!!!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA['Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring EXCEPT!!!...THE TWO ASSHOLES DROPPING A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS PODCAST ABOUT THE GREATEST XMAS MOVIE OF ALL TIME, DIE HARD!!!!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5669</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Monster Squad</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/the-monster-squad</link><description><![CDATA[Dracula crashes into Roger Murtuagh's front yard, walks around to the backyard and chucks a stick of dynamite into a children's treehouse and says, "Meeting adjourned."  <br /><br />That's all you need to know.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/521891460</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2018 23:20:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16087051/521891460_user_352558528_the_monster_squad.mp3" length="92517671" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Dracula crashes into Roger Murtuagh's front yard, walks around to the backyard and chucks a stick of dynamite into a children's treehouse and says, "Meeting adjourned."  

That's all you need to know.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dracula crashes into Roger Murtuagh's front yard, walks around to the backyard and chucks a stick of dynamite into a children's treehouse and says, "Meeting adjourned."  <br /><br />That's all you need to know.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5783</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Transformers The Movie and The 'Burbs Part 2 - The 'Burbs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/transformers-the-movie-and-the-burbs-par_1</link><description><![CDATA[Join us as we close out our epic two-parter with Tom Hank's greatest movie ever: The Burbs!  Bloodthirsty satanists move in next door to Ray Peterson while he's on vacation.  Corey Feldman watches from his porch.  Princess Leia goes to the lakehouse.  It's the suburbanite's dream.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/504674907</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2018 21:50:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15798065/504674907_user_352558528_transformers_the_movie_and_the_burbs_part_2_the_burbs.mp3" length="81201816" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join us as we close out our epic two-parter with Tom Hank's greatest movie ever: The Burbs!  Bloodthirsty satanists move in next door to Ray Peterson while he's on vacation.  Corey Feldman watches from his porch.  Princess Leia goes to the lakehouse....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us as we close out our epic two-parter with Tom Hank's greatest movie ever: The Burbs!  Bloodthirsty satanists move in next door to Ray Peterson while he's on vacation.  Corey Feldman watches from his porch.  Princess Leia goes to the lakehouse.  It's the suburbanite's dream.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5076</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Transformers The Movie and The Burbs Part 1 - Transformers The Movie</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/transformers-the-movie-and-the-burbs-par</link><description><![CDATA['Til all are one!  We bring you greetings from the Rebellion!  As we were occupied the majority of the summer, we decided to put out another 2-parter!  Part 1 discusses the tale of two disparate tribes of transforming robots generating the largest body count ever seen (as well as shitting on the dreams of every 6-year old that watched this in '86).  Part 2 takes a closer look at Greg's all time G.O.A.T, "The 'Burbs".  It's the 80's Satanic Panic at its most gluttonous, and takes up the majority of real estate on Greg's vision board (coming soon)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/501854721</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2018 23:01:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15750250/501854721_user_352558528_transformers_the_movie_and_the_burbs_part_1_transformers_the_movie.mp3" length="63370016" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>'Til all are one!  We bring you greetings from the Rebellion!  As we were occupied the majority of the summer, we decided to put out another 2-parter!  Part 1 discusses the tale of two disparate tribes of transforming robots generating the largest...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA['Til all are one!  We bring you greetings from the Rebellion!  As we were occupied the majority of the summer, we decided to put out another 2-parter!  Part 1 discusses the tale of two disparate tribes of transforming robots generating the largest body count ever seen (as well as shitting on the dreams of every 6-year old that watched this in '86).  Part 2 takes a closer look at Greg's all time G.O.A.T, "The 'Burbs".  It's the 80's Satanic Panic at its most gluttonous, and takes up the majority of real estate on Greg's vision board (coming soon)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3961</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bloodsport and Hard to Kill - Part 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/bloodsport-and-hard-to-kill-part-2</link><description><![CDATA[Enjoy part 2!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/496013670</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2018 13:24:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15654964/496013670_user_352558528_bloodsport_and_hard_to_kill_part_2.mp3" length="55832910" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Enjoy part 2!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Enjoy part 2!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3490</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bloodsport and Hard to Kill Part 1 - Bloodsport</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/bloodsport-and-hard-to-kill-part-1-blood</link><description><![CDATA[Awesome two-parter!  JCVD and Seagal together!  Enjoy Bloodport and Hard to Kill!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/496011177</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2018 13:21:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15654965/496011177_user_352558528_bloodsport_and_hard_to_kill_part_1_bloodsport.mp3" length="55818726" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Awesome two-parter!  JCVD and Seagal together!  Enjoy Bloodport and Hard to Kill!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Awesome two-parter!  JCVD and Seagal together!  Enjoy Bloodport and Hard to Kill!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3489</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Top Gun</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/top-gun</link><description><![CDATA[A sexually repressed Naval Aviator is selected (by default) to the world's most elite aerial dogfighting school for fighter pilots: Fighter Weapons School.  AKA: TOP GUN.  He chases his classmates, some tail, and the ghost of his dead father in his relentless pursuit of...something (maybe King of the Beach '86).  Most importantly, he wears aviators, buzzes towers, and meanders through his training to the greatest soundtrack known to man.  Bill Pullman said it best in Independence Day: "Today is our Independence Day."  Fine words from a fine man.  On this Independence Day, we ask that you crank up your speakers to 11, and usher in a new era of the Rebellion to our NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/466992042</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2018 00:34:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15187883/466992042_user_352558528_top_gun.mp3" length="94134742" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A sexually repressed Naval Aviator is selected (by default) to the world's most elite aerial dogfighting school for fighter pilots: Fighter Weapons School.  AKA: TOP GUN.  He chases his classmates, some tail, and the ghost of his dead father in his...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A sexually repressed Naval Aviator is selected (by default) to the world's most elite aerial dogfighting school for fighter pilots: Fighter Weapons School.  AKA: TOP GUN.  He chases his classmates, some tail, and the ghost of his dead father in his relentless pursuit of...something (maybe King of the Beach '86).  Most importantly, he wears aviators, buzzes towers, and meanders through his training to the greatest soundtrack known to man.  Bill Pullman said it best in Independence Day: "Today is our Independence Day."  Fine words from a fine man.  On this Independence Day, we ask that you crank up your speakers to 11, and usher in a new era of the Rebellion to our NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5884</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Karate Kid II</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/karate-kid-ii</link><description><![CDATA[Daniel crosses the Pacific to get his ass handed to him on another continent, get some strange, and learn how to fight like a drum.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/450241410</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2018 14:27:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14907862/450241410_user_352558528_karate_kid_ii.mp3" length="64758003" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Daniel crosses the Pacific to get his ass handed to him on another continent, get some strange, and learn how to fight like a drum.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Daniel crosses the Pacific to get his ass handed to him on another continent, get some strange, and learn how to fight like a drum.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4048</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kuato Eats Crawfish</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/kuato-eats-crawfish</link><description><![CDATA[The rebellion enjoys the Condo annual crawfish boil and talks 80s movies with those unfortunate enough to be standing nearby.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/445544841</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2018 21:54:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14834898/445544841_user_352558528_kuato_eats_crawfish.mp3" length="37189421" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The rebellion enjoys the Condo annual crawfish boil and talks 80s movies with those unfortunate enough to be standing nearby.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The rebellion enjoys the Condo annual crawfish boil and talks 80s movies with those unfortunate enough to be standing nearby.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2325</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Back to School</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/back-to-school</link><description><![CDATA[A near septuagenarian returns to college to help his son from dropping out, but can't stop thinking with his dick.  Its a dead man's party...let's discuss.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/435221826</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2018 23:15:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14834899/435221826_user_352558528_back_to_school.mp3" length="72849693" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A near septuagenarian returns to college to help his son from dropping out, but can't stop thinking with his dick.  Its a dead man's party...let's discuss.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A near septuagenarian returns to college to help his son from dropping out, but can't stop thinking with his dick.  Its a dead man's party...let's discuss.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4554</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rad</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/rad</link><description><![CDATA[Helltrack approaches...If you enjoy BMX acrobatics, children who swear with proficiency, and sociopathic twins with alliterative names (Rod and Rex Reynolds), then you'll enjoy this movie.  We go balls out.  Let's discuss.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.kuatosrebellion.com" rel="noopener">www.kuatosrebellion.com</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/430791219</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14834900/430791219_user_352558528_rad.mp3" length="49944649" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Helltrack approaches...If you enjoy BMX acrobatics, children who swear with proficiency, and sociopathic twins with alliterative names (Rod and Rex Reynolds), then you'll enjoy this movie.  We go balls out.  Let's discuss.

www.kuatosrebellion.com</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Helltrack approaches...If you enjoy BMX acrobatics, children who swear with proficiency, and sociopathic twins with alliterative names (Rod and Rex Reynolds), then you'll enjoy this movie.  We go balls out.  Let's discuss.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.kuatosrebellion.com" rel="noopener">www.kuatosrebellion.com</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3122</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Best of the Best/Big Trouble in Little China</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/best-of-the-best-big-trouble-in-little-c</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to Kuato's Rebellion!  This site is dedicated to 80s movies that we love and have shaped our senses of humor and general world view.  All reviews are conducted via our podcast, which as of this episode, could use some improvement.  We encountered technical issues, format issues, and brain farts, but hey, we're just a couple fans who will conduct a training montage behind the scenes and emerge as pros in a span of 30 seconds.  We hope you enjoy our discussions, and please continue listening to the rebellion!<br /><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.kuatosrebellion.com" rel="noopener">www.kuatosrebellion.com</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/430791228</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14834897/430791228_user_352558528_best_of_the_best_big_trouble.mp3" length="42996552" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Kuato's Rebellion!  This site is dedicated to 80s movies that we love and have shaped our senses of humor and general world view.  All reviews are conducted via our podcast, which as of this episode, could use some improvement.  We...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to Kuato's Rebellion!  This site is dedicated to 80s movies that we love and have shaped our senses of humor and general world view.  All reviews are conducted via our podcast, which as of this episode, could use some improvement.  We encountered technical issues, format issues, and brain farts, but hey, we're just a couple fans who will conduct a training montage behind the scenes and emerge as pros in a span of 30 seconds.  We hope you enjoy our discussions, and please continue listening to the rebellion!<br /><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.kuatosrebellion.com" rel="noopener">www.kuatosrebellion.com</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2688</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Over the Top</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10597062/over-the-top</link><description><![CDATA["Some fight for money.  Others fight for glory.  He's fighting for his son's love."<br /><br /> <br /><br />Screw that.  This movie is about a questionable father with an even shittier son, except Sly Stallone is in it and he's a tits arm wrestler.  There are trucks, there's oiled muscles, and there's Robert LOGGIA.  We heart this movie.  Let's discuss.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.kuatosrebellion.com" rel="noopener">www.kuatosrebellion.com</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/430791222</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14834896/430791222_user_352558528_over_the_top.mp3" length="29762260" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gregory William Bailey</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>"Some fight for money.  Others fight for glory.  He's fighting for his son's love."

 

Screw that.  This movie is about a questionable father with an even shittier son, except Sly Stallone is in it and he's a tits arm wrestler.  There are trucks,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA["Some fight for money.  Others fight for glory.  He's fighting for his son's love."<br /><br /> <br /><br />Screw that.  This movie is about a questionable father with an even shittier son, except Sly Stallone is in it and he's a tits arm wrestler.  There are trucks, there's oiled muscles, and there's Robert LOGGIA.  We heart this movie.  Let's discuss.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.kuatosrebellion.com" rel="noopener">www.kuatosrebellion.com</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1861</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/228a84f56b0ca43afa9deb061aebf00f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
