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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Why Would You</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/whywouldyou</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the Why Would You podcast. This podcast is hosted by the man you love to hate Brandon Wozeniak. In these 20 minute episodes, Brandon talks about funny/interesting stories that are going on in his life. You can also expect the occasional rant about how stupid people are these days. 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In these 20 minute episodes, Brandon talks about funny/interesting stories that are going on in his life. You can also expect the occasional...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the Why Would You podcast. This podcast is hosted by the man you love to hate Brandon Wozeniak. In these 20 minute episodes, Brandon talks about funny/interesting stories that are going on in his life. You can also expect the occasional rant about how stupid people are these days. PLEASE follow him (he is desperate)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><googleplay:author>Brandon Wozeniak</googleplay:author><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/aaa4f0f16f6f005a4314392a16b2034c.jpg"/><googleplay:email>wozeniakb@gmail.com</googleplay:email><googleplay:description>Welcome to the Why Would You podcast. This podcast is hosted by the man you love to hate Brandon Wozeniak. In these 20 minute episodes, Brandon talks about funny/interesting stories that are going on in his life. You can also expect the occasional rant about how stupid people are these days. PLEASE follow him (he is desperate)</googleplay:description><googleplay:category text="Comedy"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit><item><title>We finally got him on the Podcast!!!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/whywouldyou/we-finally-got-him-on-the-podcast</link><description><![CDATA[On today's Podcast, Brandon has a very special guest join him for this thriller. These two literally spend the whole time ranting and it is kind of annoying cause I have nothing to write about. Just listen to it. You will feel my pain.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">235bdcaa-9126-b12c-d607-462a88ebbd31</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2018 03:08:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14702322/https_s3_us_west_2_amazonaws_com_anchor_audio_bank_staging_2018_4_4_we_finally_got_him_on_the_podc_d135270930d75.mp3" length="32352965" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Brandon Wozeniak</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today's Podcast, Brandon has a very special guest join him for this thriller. These two literally spend the whole time ranting and it is kind of annoying cause I have nothing to write about. Just listen to it. You will feel my pain.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today's Podcast, Brandon has a very special guest join him for this thriller. These two literally spend the whole time ranting and it is kind of annoying cause I have nothing to write about. Just listen to it. You will feel my pain.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2022</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Brandon Wozeniak</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>On today's Podcast, Brandon has a very special guest join him for this thriller. These two literally spend the whole time ranting and it is kind of annoying cause I have nothing to write about. Just listen to it. You will feel my pain.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>I Almost CRASHED My Parents Car!!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/whywouldyou/i-almost-crashed-my-parents-car</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode of the podcast, Brandon talks about how he almost crashed his parent's car and the stupidity of other drivers on the road, mainly because he thinks he is better than everyone else and doesn't make mistakes, which is totally BS. He also covers his how his easter went and told me to tell you guys that honking an airhorn early in the morning is not the best idea.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9a90336e-1b4f-6f8f-978c-ae974eeb4f5f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2018 18:24:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14702327/https_s3_us_west_2_amazonaws_com_anchor_audio_bank_staging_2018_4_3_i_almost_crashed_my_parents_ca_523b1de8c3f81.mp3" length="23710823" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Brandon Wozeniak</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode of the podcast, Brandon talks about how he almost crashed his parent's car and the stupidity of other drivers on the road, mainly because he thinks he is better than everyone else and doesn't make mistakes, which is totally BS. He also...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode of the podcast, Brandon talks about how he almost crashed his parent's car and the stupidity of other drivers on the road, mainly because he thinks he is better than everyone else and doesn't make mistakes, which is totally BS. He also covers his how his easter went and told me to tell you guys that honking an airhorn early in the morning is not the best idea.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1482</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Brandon Wozeniak</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this episode of the podcast, Brandon talks about how he almost crashed his parent's car and the stupidity of other drivers on the road, mainly because he thinks he is better than everyone else and doesn't make mistakes, which is totally BS. He also covers his how his easter went and told me to tell you guys that honking an airhorn early in the morning is not the best idea.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Ultimate Karma</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/whywouldyou/the-ultimate-karma</link><description><![CDATA[Today Brandon talks about the ultimate karma story. He also covers death and how we should all look at it. And he has a bit of good news regarding the future of the podcast. 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Enjoy!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>797</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Brandon Wozeniak</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Today Brandon talks about the ultimate karma story. He also covers death and how we should all look at it. And he has a bit of good news regarding the future of the podcast. Enjoy!!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Tolo</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/whywouldyou/tolo</link><description><![CDATA[n this week's podcast, Brandon talks about the hate he has for tolo. If you didn't know tolo is a tragic event that happens once a year in high schools across America. Brandon will tell you about the dangers of it and the movement that he is starting to end this evil tradition that physical, spiritually, and mentally breaks young adults across America. He also talks about how he was electricuted when he was a young child.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b6aeb84c-888b-67e2-cfef-e5612d62b82a</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2018 18:19:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14702323/https_s3_us_west_2_amazonaws_com_anchor_audio_bank_staging_2018_4_3_tolo_7e91b5fa6e822.mp3" length="21290421" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Brandon Wozeniak</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>n this week's podcast, Brandon talks about the hate he has for tolo. If you didn't know tolo is a tragic event that happens once a year in high schools across America. Brandon will tell you about the dangers of it and the movement that he is starting...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[n this week's podcast, Brandon talks about the hate he has for tolo. If you didn't know tolo is a tragic event that happens once a year in high schools across America. Brandon will tell you about the dangers of it and the movement that he is starting to end this evil tradition that physical, spiritually, and mentally breaks young adults across America. He also talks about how he was electricuted when he was a young child.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1331</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Brandon Wozeniak</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>n this week's podcast, Brandon talks about the hate he has for tolo. If you didn't know tolo is a tragic event that happens once a year in high schools across America. Brandon will tell you about the dangers of it and the movement that he is starting to end this evil tradition that physical, spiritually, and mentally breaks young adults across America. He also talks about how he was electricuted when he was a young child.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Real DIRT Water</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/whywouldyou/real-dirt-water</link><description><![CDATA[Today we talk about dirt water (it's a thing). We also talk about a great way to ignore friend and foe alike.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bc3ac67e-b9dd-f956-f4e4-5fde18532e6b</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2018 18:13:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14702324/https_s3_us_west_2_amazonaws_com_anchor_audio_bank_staging_2018_4_3_real_dirt_water_8879a8a20a693.mp3" length="23660250" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Brandon Wozeniak</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we talk about dirt water (it's a thing). We also talk about a great way to ignore friend and foe alike.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we talk about dirt water (it's a thing). We also talk about a great way to ignore friend and foe alike.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1479</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Brandon Wozeniak</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Today we talk about dirt water (it's a thing). We also talk about a great way to ignore friend and foe alike.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Government is Hiding People!!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/whywouldyou/the-government-is-hiding-people</link><description><![CDATA[Today we talk about how the government is hiding people.<br />Also, there is a very important PSA at the end for anyone that is dating or planning on dating, HECK you could even be married. Men of all ages you need to hear this.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f3e68b79-c223-cd25-df8c-756fb18b6b98</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2018 18:07:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14702325/https_s3_us_west_2_amazonaws_com_anchor_audio_bank_staging_2018_4_3_the_government_is_hiding_peopl_3099daa6c571d.mp3" length="21392403" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Brandon Wozeniak</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today we talk about how the government is hiding people.
Also, there is a very important PSA at the end for anyone that is dating or planning on dating, HECK you could even be married. Men of all ages you need to hear this.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we talk about how the government is hiding people.<br />Also, there is a very important PSA at the end for anyone that is dating or planning on dating, HECK you could even be married. Men of all ages you need to hear this.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1337</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Brandon Wozeniak</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Today we talk about how the government is hiding people.
Also, there is a very important PSA at the end for anyone that is dating or planning on dating, HECK you could even be married. Men of all ages you need to hear this.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Most Rachet Vacation Ever</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/whywouldyou/the-most-rachet-vacation-ever</link><description><![CDATA[On today's show, Brandon talks about the most rachet vacation he has ever been on as well as what not to do during March Madness.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">589306aa-7bc0-5f67-3565-3feb6e5dea76</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2018 17:53:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14702329/https_s3_us_west_2_amazonaws_com_anchor_audio_bank_staging_2018_4_3_the_most_rachet_vacation_ever_57abe2b88c7.mp3" length="20914676" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Brandon Wozeniak</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today's show, Brandon talks about the most rachet vacation he has ever been on as well as what not to do during March Madness.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today's show, Brandon talks about the most rachet vacation he has ever been on as well as what not to do during March Madness.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1308</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Brandon Wozeniak</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>On today's show, Brandon talks about the most rachet vacation he has ever been on as well as what not to do during March Madness.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>My Grandpa is a Criminal</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/whywouldyou/my-grandpa-is-a-criminal</link><description><![CDATA[Today on the show we talk about how my grandpa is a criminal. Also, we cover the idiots of the world and why concerts suck. Thanks for listening.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">069feb04-1b0d-7b5b-ab66-08985857634b</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2018 17:48:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14702330/https_s3_us_west_2_amazonaws_com_anchor_audio_bank_staging_2018_4_3_my_grandpa_is_a_criminal_26331b82d3402.mp3" length="23497246" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Brandon Wozeniak</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today on the show we talk about how my grandpa is a criminal. Also, we cover the idiots of the world and why concerts suck. Thanks for listening.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today on the show we talk about how my grandpa is a criminal. Also, we cover the idiots of the world and why concerts suck. Thanks for listening.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1469</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Brandon Wozeniak</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Today on the show we talk about how my grandpa is a criminal. Also, we cover the idiots of the world and why concerts suck. Thanks for listening.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702522ff2f8a9b7985195cfdbc49d57b.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item></channel></rss>
