Humans Holler At News

Alicen't

Mon, 22 Jun 2026 23:00:11 +0000

Alice is missing
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/21/bear-doorbell-Sparta-New-Jersey/5501779382850/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/20/Utica-New-York-escaped-cow/2161779284509/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/21/emu-Duson-Louisiana/7121779386373/
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/passionate-tortoise-guardians-help-critically-endangered-giant-tortoise-slowly-return-to-india/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/18/bees-Parleys-Canyon-Utah/4541779123030/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/18/ducklings-storm-drain-Pizza-Hut-Ohio/3021779122222/

Lauren't

Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:58:34 +0000

Lauren is missing
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used

Jane
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/15/canada-Crowsnest-Pass-Alberta-fox-hot-dogs/8031778865878/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/13/france-Saone-et-Loire-drunk-deer-warning/5941778684226/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/14/Westlake-Ohio-ball-python-loose/1361778771919/

CL ITV

Thu, 14 May 2026 16:00:47 +0000

Too many animals are getting arrested.
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/22/Cumbia-Nature-Festival-naturalists-naturists-nudists/3071776872855/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/finland-Finnish-Air-Force-cadet-pilots-draw-genitalia/7461776784445/
Alice
(Optional: More emus being arrested) https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/25/odd-news-nashville-emu-escaped/6241777142764/
(Optional: Alligator gets arrested) https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/24/West-Palm-Beach-alligator-parking-lot-Florida/7041777048169/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/bear-tree-Albany-New-York/3141776793580/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/scotland-llama-pygmy-goats-escape-block-traffic/1711776785908/

Shroom

Thu, 14 May 2026 15:59:09 +0000

We’re doing shrooms y’all
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/03/Guinness-World-Records-dead-hang/1991775235537/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/01/Animal-Rescue-League-Iowa-baby-chick/3941775055106/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/06/cat-mechanical-recliner-Overland-Park-Kansas/1141775481405/
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/urine-from-music-festival-toilets-is-fertilizing-new-forest/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/aquarium-shares-video-of-harbor-seal-playing-with-his-rubber-duckie/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/06/black-bear-cub-New-Jersey-ditch/7771775482024/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/08/thailand-ostrich-escape-highway-run/7351775658293/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/10/escaped-emu-Walter-Barnstable-Massachusetts/8871775834916/

Lizard, lizard, lizard

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 17:32:29 +0000

Nigel is very good
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/09/Hinesville-Police-Department-Georgia-tortoise-escape/2321773062845/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/hedgehogs-could-avoid-extinction-by-silent-ultrasound-installed-on-cars-to-prevent-roadkill/
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/great-lakes-otters-are-a-conservation-success-story-with-populations-flourishing-in-us-and-ontario/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/multiple-types-of-plastic-are-turned-into-vinegar-using-sunlight-powered-process-without-emissions/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/Guinness-World-Records-Merlin-pig-Instagram/4171773327576/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/10/East-Durham-antique-store-owl/7491773162016/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/red-fox-Bronx-Zoo-stowaway-cargo-ship/2421773331290/

Schrodinger's Beaver

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 17:30:22 +0000

The Undetermined Beaver sounds like a mystery novel.
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/kazakhstan-plants-37000-seedlings-to-prepare-for-imminent-return-of-tigers/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/rural-town-enthusiastically-switches-to-restorative-justice-and-recidivism-almost-vanishes/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/02/determined-beaver-Redmond-Washington/1371772475773/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/03/Medina-County-Ohio-Internet-outage-squirrel/6141772543216/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/06/raccoon-burglar-Cincinnati/1661772822936/ 1:39
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/05/italy-wolf-bridge-rescue-Verona-Italy/2001772726964/ (inflatable wolf)

Do The Olympics have Eggplant Emojis

Sat, 07 Mar 2026 21:46:29 +0000

Lauren once again asking the hard questions
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-spray-on-powder-instantly-seals-life-threatening-wounds/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beautiful-australian-frog-returns-to-the-wild-with-the-help-of-frog-spas-and-frog-saunas/
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/crotch-enhancements-the-latest-controversy-at-the-winter-olympics-13503862
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/Ruherford-County-North-Carolina-pig-burglar/2211771429476/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/winter-olympics-cross-country-team-sprint-dog/2311771422753/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/20/wales-RSPCA-goat-trapped-window-well-Llandudno/1471771603369/

The ADHDuo Returns

Sat, 07 Mar 2026 21:44:33 +0000

COO!
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/13/Port-Orange-cow-Publix-Florida/2191770997105/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/12/nz-Apanui-School-serial-thief-cat-burglar/7031770916696/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0pcuuKahY
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/McCook-High-School-loose-cow/7741770313259/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/wild-turkeys-Janesville-Wisconsin/6431770305690/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/04/canada-Gagne-Homestead-Rescue-Enzo-emu/5281770217936/
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUXOUWcjMwW/

Bearspace Part 2

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 16:29:47 +0000

Lauren Yellingenby.exe has stopped working
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/Auburn-Washington-goat-Wesley-Homes/7131768498381/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/22/Suffolk-County-New-York-bank-deer/2081769097809/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/chickens-loose-Douglas-County-Colorado/8171768410715/
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/colorado-begins-planning-return-of-wolverine-across-its-parks-absent-for-more-than-100-years/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Transportation-Security-Administration-turtles-bra-replica-bomb-unusual/4841769194559/
Ear foothttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/womans-severed-ear-was-saved-by-grafting-it-onto-her-foot-before-reattaching-it-5-months-later/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Network-Rail-emu-Hull-to-Liverpool/7811769190907/

Bearspace Part 1

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 16:28:01 +0000

Bear goes house hunting
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane: They. Are. Coming.https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2025-was-year-of-the-octopus-says-uk-wildlife-trust-amid-record-cephalopod-sightings/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mauritius-advances-science-of-heat-resistant-coral-for-restoring-reefs-with-98-survival-rates/

Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/emu-handcuffed-St-Johns-County-Florida/3831768502340/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/ireland-crashed-truck-crabs-recovered/6501768416348/

Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/poland-Wroclaw-Zoo-muntjac-deer-rhino/4111768245115/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/13/bear-crawlspace-Altadena-California/7451768331251/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/bear-candy-store-Gatlinburg-Tennessee/2431768244367/

New Year's Butts 2026 with special guests Delta Starfire and Stephanie Sterling

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 16:24:59 +0000

It’s Buttsmas y’all! And this time we got Steph, Delta, AND Alice! <3
Steph’s Stuffs: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition
Steph’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Communal: Butts List https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-6
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/17/australia-koala-takes-the-bus-Brisbane-Queensland/5511765983596/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/23/Altadena-bear-crawlspace-trap-wrong-animal/1031766505848/
Steph
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/26/Illinois-rejected-vanity-plates-2025/9171766768064/

Alice
https://apnews.com/article/seal-bar-new-zealand-pub-richmond-487e2a8207c9f0e69be79ac7eb8045c0
Delta
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/latam-argentina-golden-retrievers-meetup/5201765557297/

Raccoons, bears, and battered boats

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 16:22:21 +0000

Horses and bears and racoons oh my!
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social
Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/11/JFK-Airport-New-York-escaped-horse/9831765470077/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/09/National-Highways-abandoned-items-boat-fair-ride/9611765294186/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/05/Guinness-World-Records-fastest-garden-shed/2511764952892/
Janehttps://www.positive.news/society/flat-pack-washing-machine-spins-a-fairer-future/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2-bears-figure-out-how-to-make-a-see-saw-in-playful-moment-caught-on-video-watch/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/drunk-raccoon-serial-burglar-Hanover-County-Virginia/8281765555782/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/Sarasota-County-7-Eleven-alligator-Florida/5091765563028/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/08/bear-wanders-into-Gatlinburg-Christmas-parade/9711765219288/

Aliceversary

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 20:48:39 +0000

It’s Alice’s one year (and one month) anniversary! We ask the hard questions this time. Questions like, “Would you rather fight one raccoon sized owl or twelve owl sized raccoons?”
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mountain-goat-inspired-robot-offers-a-new-world-of-mobility-to-the-wheelchair-bound-watch/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/20/bear-chases-11-year-old-Family-Dollar-Markleysburg-Pennsylvania/2011763665257/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/18/RSPCA-Gwennap-Cornwall-raccoon/3131763482187/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/19/great-horned-owl-concrete-mixer-rescue/8801763568552/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/18/escaped-goat-Detroit-man-car/5751763476506/

Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/19/fox-engine-compartment-Amazon-van-RSPCA-Derby-England/7381763570997/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/17/australia-Sunshine-Coast-Snake-Catchers-school-goanna-lizard-Palmview/8731763404979/

Monke

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 20:47:51 +0000

This episode we learn that you’re not a real monkey unless you’re wearing a diaper.
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/05/ireland-lion-viral-video-Newfoundland-dog-County-Clare/2571762356268/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/03/Cottonwood-Arizona-emu-captured-Frank/9381762193360/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/29/Spirit-Halloween-monkey-Plano-Texas/4851761751672/
Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bumblebees-have-learned-to-read-simple-morse-code-an-ability-seen-only-in-humans-and-vertebrates/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-gel-regrows-dental-enamel-which-humans-cannot-do-and-could-revolutionize-tooth-care/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/06/Buffalo-neighborhood-loose-pig/9621762445110/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/13/germany-cow-escapes-slaughter-joins-sheep-sanctuary-home/6341763051458/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/10/sea-lion-Cosmopolis-Police-Department-Washington/8511762785545/

Bur

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 17:49:12 +0000

Lauren fucking dies at the end (it’s okay, she’s fine)

Stories Used

Jane

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/pine-martens-released-into-wilds-of-exmoor-national-park-for-first-time-in-100-years/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nature-centers-emergency-butterfly-wing-transplant-a-success-watched-by-millions-on-social-media/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/foster-kitten-drops-dead-mouse-boiling-pot/7351760542204/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/Chapel-Hill-North-Carolina-dog-starts-fire/9791760536248/

Alice

https://apnews.com/article/bear-walks-grocery-store-arizona-ac35a8f03b6289d2e82039b89a646e4c

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/University-of-Montana-Main-Hall-pumpkin/3111760623668/

Lauren

https://abc7.com/post/aggressive-sea-otter-steals-surfboard-off-santa-cruz-california-coast-bites-surfer-water-rescue-ensues/18026958

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/bear-steals-garbage-bag-Glendale-California/7481760635242/

Very Mean Squirrel

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 17:46:31 +0000

Squirrel!

Stories Used

Alice

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/25/theres-an-angry-squirrel-in-california-whos-put-two-people-in-hospital-24258593/

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/02/a-band-manchester-drummer-literally-mushrooms-24060259/ → quote from Lauren’s Mushroom Correspondent, “i mean they are clearly a fungi… i imagine the main problem was there being not mushroom in the band previously”

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/28/he-boy-man-saved-injured-squirrel-says-pair-now-inseparable-24282002/

Jane

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/six-baby-cheetahs-born-in-the-richmond-zoos-prolific-breeding-program-167-cats-since-2013-watch/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/South-Western-Railway-crab/4561758819404/

Lauren

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/Long-Island-New-York-orange-lobster/6051758813614/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/24/Hampton-Township-crocodile-Michigan-front-yard/2311758741800/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/24/Round-Rock-Texas-porcupine-shopping-center-mall/5801758734735/

Atlatl I hardly know Al

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 17:43:30 +0000

This episode Lauren wants to go out with a bang, Jane introduces the best political party ever, and Alice Atlatls All Around us!

Stories Used:

Alice:
https://apnews.com/article/vermont-atlatl-sports-spears-8fdaf7dbe84505055df60ea55772a10e

https://apnews.com/article/ghana-fantasy-coffins-funerals-accra-tradition-01220db5b2e240a12ae8e4ba8820f993

https://apnews.com/photo-gallery/ghana-fantasy-coffins-photos-9e1169da6238feef5400ede6d88992d7

Jane

https://www.dutchnews.nl/2025/07/amsterdam-to-install-steps-to-help-cats-escape-from-the-canals/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recalcitrant-baby-hippo-refuses-to-leave-the-pool-unless-it-sees-a-mom-stare-watch/

Lauren

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/17/Thorpe-Farm-escaped-wallaby-drones/9881758114709/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/16/Washington-County-police-escaped-cows/1031758030704/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/17/Poudre-Fire-Authority-cow-mud-Miss-Big-Moo/1161758117837/

Bear Month Part 2

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 12:59:31 +0000

There are more adorable bears. Lauren once again loses her shit.
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-new-bionic-knee-is-changing-the-game-for-lower-leg-amputees/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/these-silly-signs-are-one-mans-campaign-against-his-anti-fun-city/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/22/Doolittle-Missouri-highway-steaks-fire/9951755884053/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/18/bear-break-in-Pine-Mountain-Club-California/2001755534533/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/bear-ice-cream-shop-El-Dorado-County-California/9741755719551/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/Reading-Pennsylvania-skunk-bowl-skateboard/9741755713004/

Bear Month Part 1

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 12:59:21 +0000

There are adorable bears. Lauren absolutely loses it.
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-jamaican-student-invented-a-self-disinfecting-door-handle-for-hospitals-design-that-fits-reality/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/blowing-in-a-conch-shell-could-help-treat-dangerous-apnea-snoring-symptoms/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/horse-hoisted-hold-Baltimore-County-Maryland/5341755191291
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/08/canada-West-Vancouver-bear-Pomeranian/7601754662165
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/11/Newington-Connecticut-bear-pool/1881754926114/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/12/Petersham-Massachusetts-bear-sunflower-seeds/9781755009040/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/australia-koala-road-Gold-Coast-Queensland/8271755188876/

Piss Month 2 Oh God Why

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 00:07:18 +0000

This episode is taking the piss

Stories Used
Janehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/02/scotland-Saltoun-Surgery-urine-samples/4131751472898/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/psychedelic-mushrooms-reduced-human-cellular-aging-by-57-increased-lifespan-in-mice-30/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/18/canada-T-shirt-missing-cat-phone-number/6941752860361
https://apnews.com/article/minot-city-north-dakota-ground-squirrels-dde22d2fa10140191a168687a5aa4daa
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/nz-cat-burglar-Auckland-New-Zealand/2091753373486/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/raccoon-trash-can-Coral-Springs-Florida/9971753370292/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/25/tortoise-Shelley-2-weeks-ice-cream/5071753455892/

Piss Sommelier

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 00:05:54 +0000

Lauren can’t move past “piss sommelier”
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.pollutionsolutions-online.com/news/waste-management/21/university-of-edinburgh/microbes-turn-plastic-waste-into-paracetamol/65164
https://apnews.com/article/virgin-australia-snake-plane-melbourne-brisbane-9fec54edc5a7c7f6f9734fa76e0d3e45
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/mozzarella-cheese-crash-Clearfield-County-Pennsylvania/4381751555993/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/Plainview-Bethpage-JFK-High-School-twins/7361750695879/
https://news.sky.com/story/flying-duck-caught-on-speed-camera-could-be-repeat-offender-13367584

Lauren
https://cheknews.ca/testing-the-water-new-study-investigates-orcas-sharing-food-with-humans-1263629/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/Jefferson-County-Colorado-bear-car/5701751565791/

The (mon)goose is no longer loose

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 21:26:34 +0000

There’s a mongoose. It no longer be loose up in this hoose. I wanna pet a goose.

Stories Used
Janehttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mischievous-sister-bears-escape-at-uk-zoo-and-eat-weeks-worth-of-honey-as-police-called/ar-AA1HnUAA
https://www.musicradar.com/artists/shows-festivals/in-previous-years-due-to-wearable-tech-issues-we-saw-a-rise-of-nearly-700-extra-999-calls-in-a-weekend-british-police-encourage-moshing-festival-goers-to-take-off-their-smartwatches
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/syrian-contractor-discovers-ancient-byzantine-tomb-complex-during-construction-13381022
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/26/wallaby-escaped-Grace-and-Glory-Animals-Oswego-New-York/1321750951714/ (update to last week)
Lauren

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/24/Tahoe-Keys-bears-fridge/3681750782904/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/parrot-Forever-Paws-curse-words/2911750701073/

The (mon)goose is loose

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 21:23:55 +0000

There’s a mongoose. It be loose.
Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Stories Used
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-in-japan-develop-non-toxic-plastic-that-dissolves-in-seawater-within-hours/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/worlds-first-diamond-battery-could-power-spacecraft-and-pacemakers-for-thousands-of-years/
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/seriously-deep-sleeper-not-woken-up-by-ship-crashing-in-his-garden-13373113
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/05/thailand-Plai-Biang-Lek-elephant-store-Khao-Yai-National-Park/5611749145051/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/20/escaped-wallaby-Oswego-New-York-caught-on-camera/9191750429726/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/19/dome-Indianapolis-storm-radome/5141750351394/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/11/bear-hot-tub-doughnuts/6891749664735/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/18/Isle-of-Man-Curraghs-Wildlife-Park-mongoose-found/1081750269611/

Animol Escape Episode

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 17:21:06 +0000

Jane and Lauren talk about animals

Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/native-turtles-return-to-yosemite-after-being-overrun-by-invasive-bullfrogs-from-the-east/
You ever disassociate so hard you turn lead into gold?https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/fulfilling-the-dream-of-medieval-alchemists-physicists-turned-lead-into-gold-accidentally/

Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/16/cat-escapes-goes-home-SPCA-Florida/1351747410916/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/20/poland-capybaras-escape-Gdansk-zoo/6311747754845/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/21/escaped-kangaroo-Irwin-Durango/8291747838853/

Just two goblins being gobbins

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 17:20:59 +0000

Just two ADHD goblins having a chat <3
Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Track Title

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 17:20:49 +0000

Skrunkly

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 17:20:29 +0000

The horrors persist, so have some good news
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/group-celebrates-20-years-of-steering-surplus-office-furniture-away-from-landfill-and-into-communities/
https://apnews.com/article/bookstore-book-brigade-chelsea-michigan-03c553623c91c16a272b8a8149e4c298
Alice
https://www.ddw-online.com/european-universities-offer-scientific-refuge-to-us-researchers-34143-202503/#:~:text=Several%20prestigious%20European%20universities%20are,scientific%20facts%20and%20against%20researchers%E2%80%9D
https://www.yahoo.com/news/80-birds-rescued-animal-fighting-161256363.html?guccounter=1
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Manhattan-turkey-Astoria-returns/2421744909473/
https://birdfact.com/articles/can-wild-turkeys-fly
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/16/raccoon-storm-drain-grate-Holyoke-Massachusetts/9771744821648/

Smudge

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 06:37:29 +0000

Jane’s cat Smudge joins us for this one! We all melt *immediately* from the cuteness overload.
Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/earths-tiniest-wildcat-is-captured-on-camera-for-first-time-the-rusty-spotted-cat-of-india/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/little-boy-calls-911-after-mom-ate-his-ice-cream-mommy-is-being-bad-but-cops-solve-the-case/
(Snitches don't get dessert)
Alice
https://www.npr.org/2025/03/20/g-s1-54909/golden-toilet-stolen-cattelan-6-million-convicted (update)
https://news.sky.com/story/the-blobfish-worlds-ugliest-animal-named-fish-of-the-year-in-new-zealand-13332179
Lauren
https://apnews.com/article/cybertruck-recall-tesla-elon-musk-nhtsa-8c517e21aa1119d74b9db39f6aca01b (lol)
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/20/australia-magpie-Coles-Coburg-North-Victoria/8671742500304/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/18/nz-struggling-swimmers-geese-Tauranga-New-Zealand/4581742319996/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM

IggyMaid

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:00:24 +0000

This month Iggymaid joins us! la;ksfqowiefjiopl;asf owq e

Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Igg’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/iggymaid.bsky.social
Igg’s Twitch: twitch.tv/iggymaid
Igg’s Linktree: linktr.ee/iggymaid
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Stories Used
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/scientists-trying-to-bring-back-the-woolly-mammoth-create-a-woolly-mouse-13321512
https://news.sky.com/story/thieves-stole-2-8m-gold-toilet-at-blenheim-palace-in-just-five-minutes-court-hears-13316421
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recovery-of-endangered-marsupials-is-utterly-extraordinary-population-up-45-since-australian-bushfires/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/galapagos-rail-rediscovered-after-190-years-following-island-restoration/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/28/iguana-loose-connecticut/3851740764773/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/04/California-Highway-Patrol-opossum-Bay-Bridge/5911741098824/
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/video-game-trolls-players-lesbian-183228988.html?guccounter=1

ADHDventures

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 22:32:54 +0000

ADHDventures with Lauren and Jane
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tribal-bison-ranchers-return-thousands-of-animals-to-native-lands-and-witness-an-ecosystem-rejuvinate/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/after-his-beloved-yoga-ball-deflates-lonely-donkey-receives-donated-balls-from-across-bc/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/21/Scottish-highland-bull-Kent-Connecticut/4221740157190/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Chicago-big-beaver-Urban-Rivers/8661740087239/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Tennessee-Knoxville-porcupine/1591740078267/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/bat-eared-fox-Living-Gardens-Palm-Desert-California/1801739377569/

Alice 3 Mummy Jerky

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 22:31:52 +0000

Alice joins us for mummy jerky and a bunch of cute animals!
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/while-a-czech-region-plans-its-hydroproject-beavers-do-it-for-them-saving-millions/
https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/1.7457607

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtY8q8gj40
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/ancient-egyptian-mummies-smell-sweet-and-spicy-researchers-say-13309255
https://news.sky.com/story/nationwide-power-outage-in-sri-lanka-blamed-on-a-monkey-13306607
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/03/australia-flying-fox-bat-hotel-swimming-pool/2841738601179/
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1336161290732891 (video of previous story)
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/escaped-emu-Batesville-Mississippi/5741739392595/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D519hT7-ytY

Buttsmas 2024

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 05:57:52 +0000

Hee hee hee we got a Beff, a Steph and a Phee <3 :D
Also it buttsmas
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Beff’s Webcomic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Beff’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Beff’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire
Phee’s Twitter: https://x.com/PhoenixToothill
Steph’s Stuffs: https://www.thejimquisition.com/
Stories Used
Phee
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2024/december/diamond-battery-media-release.html
Steph
https://townflex.com/chicken-gets-her-own-hi-vis-jacket-to-help-cross-the-road/ (optional)
Beff
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/robot-grasshopper-helps-restore-lost-seagrass-meadows-around-the-world/
Lauren
https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5

Laura Kate Magnet Dale Boop

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 05:55:57 +0000

Laura joins us. Gay ensues. <3
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Laura’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/googly-eyes-prank-takes-council-34321190
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/stanford-scientists-transform-ubiquitous-skin-bacterium-into-a-topical-vaccine-against-tetanus/
Laura
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/revolutionary-infertility-treatment-uses-tiny-robots-to-clear-a-pathway-in-clogged-tubes/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/giant-puffball-mushroom-feeds-her-family-for-a-week/
Lauren
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/owl-christmas-tree_n_6766d9cde4b0248ed6ed3e93
https://apnews.com/article/oldest-bird-lays-egg-wisdom-hawaii-5e7867ba9c8a51373d4d570f73fa7c2d

Alice 2 Ice Cream Boogaloo

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 22:24:55 +0000

Alice liek furret
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/11/21/weasel-shoe-thief-japan-kindergarten/
https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-eagle-camera-watch-46d6e3453fae8b671d5373740f6f95a8
Alice
https://apnews.com/article/new-hampshire-shelter-mice-453194952194094f71ddfcab3294eb66
https://apnews.com/article/quasi-giant-hand-wellington-sculpture-zealand-art-cfcd3599eda341b78741dcfcf519edbd
Jane
https://apnews.com/article/latvia-counterfeit-detergent-ariel-criminal-gang-7c90d2a2fd2fb8dd8f8fc322867680b0
https://apnews.com/article/bear-costume-insurance-fraud-vehicles-california-791f330b81d0ef627caf1b00a6daf69f

We recorded this two days after the election

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 22:23:21 +0000

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane
https://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7d
https://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4

Alice
https://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddar
https://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681

Lauren
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1
https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/
https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminated-with-thc/

We Got A Real Ice Cream Witch

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 22:38:51 +0000

Humans Hollering At Cocaine Pizzas

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 22:35:37 +0000

Lauren really likes Matt Berry, Jane has some very good raccoons, and some people who try to do the least end up doing the most?
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Stories Used
Jane
https://soranews24.com/2024/10/15/tokyo-space-out-tournament-draws-nearly-100-competitors-finds-whos-the-best-at-doing-nothing%E3%80%90video%E3%80%91/
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2024/10/07/north-kitsap-home-attracts-dozens-of-hungry-racoons/75562924007/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/behold-the-heaviest-pumpkin-in-europe-weighing-as-much-as-a-honda-civic/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPp_-LOb0k
Lauren
https://www.musictimes.com/articles/105906/20241023/kamala-harris-locks-critical-juggalo-vote-major-insane-clown-posse-endorsement.htm
https://www.burnleyexpress.net/news/crime/pendle-man-arrested-after-he-arrives-at-police-station-with-two-males-tied-up-on-quad-bike-4837340
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/bytedance-intern-fired-for-planting-malicious-code-in-ai-models/ (Not covering in full but worth a passing mention)
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/world/germany-pizzeria-cocaine-menu-order-police-crime-4694106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOe8dVTXE8E

Goblin Mess Express

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 16:56:59 +0000

Joanna joins us again! We have fun here <3
The Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Joanna’s Links: https://ko-fi.com/chickencooperative

https://www.twitch.tv/chickencooperative
https://www.tiktok.com/@coopanimation
Stories Used
Joanna
https://www.space.com/earth-mini-moon-asteroid-2024-pt5
Lauren
https://www.kbtx.com/2024/09/21/seal-marking-her-50th-birthday-sancuatry-may-be-oldest-captivity/
https://www.wsls.com/news/weird-news/2024/09/21/lizard-on-track-halts-formula-1-practice-in-singapore/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4jsV3iOsGk (related to above)

Jane made us a new intro! Yay!

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 16:55:33 +0000

Jane made us a new intro! I quite like it <3
The Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/origami-paper-sensors-detect-diseases-like-covid-with-a-mobile-phone/
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/astronomers-discover-biggest-ever-seen-black-hole-jets-which-blast-hot-plasma-well-beyond-their-own-host-galaxy/ar-AA1qMO9j
Lauren
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/watch-pigs-escape-police-kelowna-1.7328904
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-train-cancelled-after-squirrel-refuses-get-off-2024-09-18/

Lauren got into Discworld

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 06:44:31 +0000

Honk

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/chinese-doctor-removes-patients-lung-tumor-using-robot-from-3000-miles-away/
https://thegoodnewshub.com/animals/abandoned-dog-hero-saves-38others/
Lauren
https://abc7.com/post/san-francisco-california-residents-complain-honking-waymo-driverless-cars/15185603/
https://www.newsweek.com/golden-retriever-regrets-helping-diy-1932601

You spot a wild Lomo

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 06:42:12 +0000

Jane brings us a baby bird in a warm tortilla! And also a Lomo!
Stories Used
Jane
https://7news.com.au/news/obituary-jack-karlson-man-behind-democracy-manifest-succulent-chinese-meal-viral-meme-has-died-c-15564341
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/baby-bird-rescued-in-texas-panhandle-wrapped-in-a-warm-tortilla-until-wildlife-experts-arrived/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tiny-frog-saunas-help-endangered-amphibians-fight-off-fungal-disease/
Lauren
https://www.syracuse.com/news/2024/08/man-charged-after-blowing-up-porta-potty-at-central-ny-beach-police-say.html
https://local21news.com/news/local/an-unusual-prize-groundhog-found-amongst-stuffed-animals-in-pa-claw-machine-meadows-family-fun-mini-golf-in-duncansville-blair-county-pennsylvania-game-commission-pa
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/first-back-to-back-gharial-crocodile-hatchlings-born-in-north-america/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-way-of-protecting-tomatoes-from-deadly-bacteria-lets-plants-sniff-out-danger-naturally/

Unions are good

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 21:47:52 +0000

Unions now, unions forever!
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/mmo/blizzards-world-of-warcraft-team-has-unionized/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/engineering-students-heed-call-for-a-chihuahua-in-need-tiny-helmets-for-niblet/
Lauren
https://abc7ny.com/post/flying-fish-damages-nj-couples-tesla-parked-atlantic/15086264/
https://kotaku.com/voice-actor-strike-sag-aftra-troy-baker-ai-cod-mw-3-1851604153

The Naked Truth

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 21:36:24 +0000

It's naked week for Lauren!
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.npr.org/sections/goats-and-soda/2024/07/03/g-s1-7988/hiv-prevention-drug-clinical-trial
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/22-tennessee-state-parks-provide-all-terrain-wheelchairs-for-visitors-to-use/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0F1VbB3XeM&list=PLKTj6PrgxBv-nTmTv-v0pgzhbHDglgH62

Lauren
https://mustsharenews.com/woman-strips-national-television/
https://x.com/mrjeffu/status/1806463678247830011
https://sfstandard.com/2024/07/11/nudists-save-tourist-attack-castro/

Sandvich 2 Moar Breb Edition

Sun, 30 Jun 2024 22:56:15 +0000

Jane and Lauren talk about SANDVICH
The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler

Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Beth’s Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks

Stories Used
Lauren
SAMMICHES AGAIN
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1trBPQy3Azxw1_XoosinenixxKK-5sw7Z?usp=sharing
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/lost-donkey-seen-living-with-elk-herd-5-years-later-living-his-best-life/

Moar Beff

Sun, 30 Jun 2024 22:55:38 +0000

Heyyy it’s a cute foxgirl again! <3
The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler

Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Beth’s Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks

Stories Used
Lauren
SANDVICH
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1fzTqrmbPvj09CQyoJrRw1at3UqXMIAN5?usp=sharing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Ug3Q0YeqcSk
Jane
https://cybersecuritynews.com/totalrecall-windows-11-recall/
Beth
https://gamerant.com/lego-ideas-dungeons-and-dragons-set-announcement/

Laura Kate Magnet-Dale Beep

Fri, 31 May 2024 21:18:48 +0000

IT FINALLY HAPPENED Y’ALL!
Laura’s Everything: https://laurakbuzz.com/
The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler

Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac
Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks
Stories Used
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beloved-birds-return-to-islands-for-first-time-in-40-years-after-damming-damage-reversed/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/two-big-cats-from-infamous-tiger-king-captivity-thriving-in-san-diego-after-sanctuary-helps-save-69-tigers/
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/study-links-recreational-cannabis-use-to-lower-risk-of-cognitive-decline-and-dementia-related-diseases/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-who-built-adorable-mouse-village-to-cope-with-depression-has-added-pub-and-book-shop/
Lauren
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-cross-country-dog_n_6610146ee4b083254eabff02

Janeiac 9 YOU'RE NOT MATING WITH ME SUNSHINE

Fri, 31 May 2024 21:16:44 +0000

This week Jane joins us! Nyahahahaha!

The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler

Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac

Beth’s Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks

Stories Used

Jane: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/cancer-vaccine-triggers-fierce-immune-response-to-fight-malignant-brain-tumors/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/11-acres-of-plant-infused-green-roofs-go-blue-capturing-rainwater-in-flood-prone-amsterdam/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/herd-of-bison-reintroduced-in-europe-are-climate-heroes-helping-store-co2-equal-to-43000-cars/

Laurenhttps://gazette.com/news/wex/the-republican-winning-an-indiana-house-primary-is-deceased/article_3d4fd04d-50de-580c-b426-92566e8e5504.html

https://abcnews.go.com/International/pod-killer-whales-attacks-sinks-50-foot-yacht/story?id=110226518

https://gizmodo.com/cybertruck-video-breaks-finger-safe-stick-elon-musk-1851460112

Lauren Morgan and Jane Aerith Magnet-Dale

Wed, 01 May 2024 01:13:36 +0000

IT FINALLY HAPPENED Y’ALL! The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks Stories UsedLomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beloved-birds-return-to-islands-for-first-time-in-40-years-after-damming-damage-reversed/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/two-big-cats-from-infamous-tiger-king-captivity-thriving-in-san-diego-after-sanctuary-helps-save-69-tigers/ Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/study-links-recreational-cannabis-use-to-lower-risk-of-cognitive-decline-and-dementia-related-diseases/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-who-built-adorable-mouse-village-to-cope-with-depression-has-added-pub-and-book-shop/ Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-cross-country-dog_n_6610146ee4b083254eabff02

Lauren Has Undiagnosed ADHD

Wed, 01 May 2024 01:13:31 +0000

This time Joanna joanna-ins us again! Chaos ensues :D The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Joanna’s stuff: https://www.joannablackhart.com/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/1281860/Frogsong/ Stories UsedJoannahttps://www.popsci.com/science/two-lifeforms-merged-into-one/ https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/04/19/nasa-space-junk-florida-home-video/73389650007/ https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20240420-early-stage-ai-begins-to-make-waves-at-china-sex-toy-expo https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/wisconsin-fat-bird-week-voting-to-begin-april-19/ar-BB1l6hH3Laurenhttps://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/vultures-connecticut-drunk/ https://abc7.com/tow-truck-san-francisco-specialty-towing-company-california/14647703/ https://fortune.com/europe/2024/04/12/human-feces-wizz-air-flight-4-years-worlds-first-commercial-operation-planned-uk/

Beff Jane and Phee

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 03:17:55 +0000

This week Beff, Phee, and Jane join me! Gay happens and i love every second of it <3
Our Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Bethany’s Bluesky:
https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Jane’s Stoned Monkey Radio
https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Phee’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PhoenixToothill

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:

https://morganstringer.substack.com/

Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/andrew-tate-arrested-adin-ross-live-stream-escape-plans-1234985922/
https://www.newsweek.com/kyle-rittenhouse-university-memphis-charlie-kirk-turning-point-usa-1881720
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/03/elon-musk-shamed-for-protecting-an-alt-right-cartoonist-while-letting-transphobia-flourish-on-x/
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-discovers-attic-filled-with-looted-art-from-battle-of-okinawa-works-with-fbi-to-repatriate-it-all-to-preserve-history/
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/5344/March-Meowness-Public-Library-Comes-Up-With-Genius-Solution-For-Unpaid-Dues
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/5335/Texas-Court-Unable-To-Find-Jurors-To-Uphold-500-Fine-For-Feeding-The-Homeless
Bethany
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/11-pythons-found-tangled-500-pounds-mating-balls-southwest-florida-rcna144102
Phee
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-68577690
https://thetab.com/uk/leeds/2021/10/14/leeds-bakery-banned-from-using-illegal-sprinkles-by-trading-standards-55520
https://www.reddit.com/r/Leeds/comments/ojdo6w/whats_up_with_vegan_cafes_in_leeds_and_racist/
https://www.reddit.com/r/iamveryculinary/comments/okhu1k/pure_panic_pops_up_in_rpizza_per_usual_people_are/
https://imgur.com/gallery/O2oPOyX

F You Jonathan Frakes

Mon, 01 Jan 2024 01:36:34 +0000

It’s “what did we get stuck up our butts” time again with Stephanie Sterling and Phoenix Toothill! Also Jonathan Frakes knows what he did.
Lauren
https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4
Beff
Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts EVERYBODY
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/12/26/beavers-Phoenix-Tempe-Arizona/9181703614394/
Phee
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bird-friendly-maple-syrup-boosts-vermont-forest-diversity-and-resilience/
Steph
https://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/men-arrested-with-1-000-in-stolen-butter-1.6703164

Lauren Morganagain

Mon, 01 Jan 2024 01:33:46 +0000

Lauren’s back again! Heck yeah!
Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/29/lawyer-suspended-poop-pringles-victim-center/71745795007/
https://gizmodo.com/mri-machine-accidents-gun-shot-woman-butt-1851077446
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-67777768
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-2300-year-old-mosaic-made-of-shells-and-coral-has-just-been-found-buried-under-rome/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nuclear-waste-from-unused-weapons-is-being-safely-turned-to-glass-after-leaking-for-years/
https://thenationaldesk.com/news/from-the-desk/police-warn-of-bunnies-going-on-rampant-crime-sprees-in-texas-chewing-christmas-lights-random-acts-of-vandalism-hutto-police-department-christmas-holiday-decorations-bugs-bunny-rabbits-hares

YOU'RE NOT MATING WITH ME SUNSHINE

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 00:03:20 +0000

Big cat!
My Friend’s Paypal:
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/AliceKlunk
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer
Dice Funk:
https://austinyorski.podbean.com/
Stories Used
Lauren
https://themessenger.com/news/people-cant-access-their-ai-girlfriend-because-the-service-went-down-after-ceo-jailed-for-setting-his-apartment-on-fire
https://katu.com/news/local/update-cougar-spotted-in-tigard-park-was-actually-just-a-big-housecat
Morgan
https://www.npr.org/2023/11/06/1210537760/humpback-whale-rescue-alaska-video
https://apnews.com/article/horse-loose-cargo-plane-returns-jfk-airport-6066bedc8438d69fd783fc4516bcf4e0

Rita
https://www.npr.org/2023/09/07/1197943623/hurricane-idalia-flamingos-ohio-florida-texas-carolina

Jane 8 YOU WANT TO MATE

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 00:01:50 +0000

This week I introduce the absolutely wonderful Jane to our new co-host Rita!
My Friend’s Paypal:
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/AliceKlunk
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer
Dice Funk:
https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Stories Used
Lauren
https://jalopnik.com/florida-sovereign-citizens-still-need-drivers-license-1851020258
https://kotaku.com/youtube-chess-anal-beads-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-1851020457
Rita
https://apnews.com/article/greece-athens-bomb-urban-development-wwii-7321b7eb7bbda084e0ebd53981fce5fa
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-engineered-a-bacteria-to-eat-plastic-bottles-and-transforming-them-into-useful-liquids/
https://www.positive.news/environment/the-lost-species-returning-to-britain/
Morgan
https://apnews.com/article/cluster-bomblet-ammunition-thrift-store-wisconsin-donation-be5eeeaf7b979c112c5fc5add1c59df0
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna125140

The Gob Squad

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 00:00:00 +0000

The Gob Squad strikes again!
Our Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://abc6onyourside.com/news/nation-world/4-sentenced-prison-sell-bleach-miracle-cure-covid-dozens-diseases-disorders-federal-jonathan-grenon-jordan-mark-joseph-conspiring-defraud-distribute-unapproved-drug-contempt-court-mms-mineral-solution-fda-food-administration
https://nationalpost.com/news/man-arrested-after-faking-20-heart-attacks-to-avoid-paying-restaurant-bills
Rita
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/liquid-cooled-pc-with-real-human-blood-lined-up-as-diablo-iv-give-away

Morgan
https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/116000/Taylor-Swift-Eras-Tour-Armond-White-movie-review-Nazi-propaganda
https://www.rawstory.com/santos-threatens-to-quit/

Rita Lastname

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 23:58:32 +0000

New Cohost just dropped!
Our Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Rita
https://www.livescience.com/animals/land-mammals/buddhist-ritual-saves-exotic-fish-from-slaughter-only-for-adventurous-tibetan-otters-to-feast-on-them-instead

Morgan
https://www.mlive.com/spartans/2023/10/michigan-state-apologizes-for-adolf-hitler-image-on-spartan-stadium-scoreboard.html?outputType=amp
https://apnews.com/article/speeding-ticket-georgia-million-176b93d2b2b6371fd50c81666e08e3e2
Lauren
https://kotaku.com/microsoft-bing-ai-image-art-kirby-mario-9-11-nintendo-1850899895
https://kotaku.com/xbox-360-chat-wall-street-fbi-insider-trading-goldman-1850887053

Joanna 2 DO I LOOK LIKE I GOT A CLUE

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 02:02:39 +0000

*Pained goblin noises*
Joanna’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/JoannaBlackhart
Joanna’s Website:
https://www.joannablackhart.com/
Joanna’s Linkedin:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/joannablackhart/
Beff’s BlueSky:
https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:

https://morganstringer.substack.com/

Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://bc.ctvnews.ca/gender-reveal-party-sparks-b-c-brushfire-1.6465659
https://kotaku.com/world-of-warcraft-wow-mmo-ai-fake-news-glorbo-reddit-1850663596
https://www.polygon.com/23808925/destiny-2-glorbo-ai-sites-secret-boss-running-joke (Because it happened again!)
Joanna
https://medicalxpress.com/news/2022-10-organoids-human-mini-organs-grown-lab.html
https://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/making-mini-brain-organoids-brainier
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/cambridge-quarterly-of-healthcare-ethics/article/ethical-issues-in-cerebral-organoid-research/F7B94103FFA7C73CA004F8C29FE32A6D
https://qz.com/1775717/the-ethics-of-lab-grown-minibrains
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/teen-finds-whale-skull-from-34-million-years-ago-while-fossil-hunting-in-alabama/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/oklahoma-zoo-forecasts-cloudy-with-a-chance-of-cute-after-rare-clouded-leopard-kitten-born/

More Gobergy

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 03:21:07 +0000

Come for the porn sandwiches, stay for the kermit impression.
Beff’s BlueSky:
https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:

https://morganstringer.substack.com/

Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.techdirt.com/2023/08/17/sexy-sandwiches-pornhub-goes-after-kebab-shop-over-signs-logos
https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/08/fda-finally-nabs-alleged-quack-who-claimed-silver-vibrations-cure-covid/
Morgan
https://apnews.com/article/somalia-slow-runner-video-2bafeb6d93de898d9c3cb36070c285cc
https://www.yahoo.com/news/off-hook-us-mayor-goes-165705760.html
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/stray-cat-finds-a-new-life-in-the-public-library-from-hitting-the-streets-to-hitting-the-books/

Mark Adams

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 11:35:18 +0000

This week Mark Adams joins Morgan and I to talk about cat noses, punching a bear in the nose, and Lin Wood bringing the satanic panic back. Also there’s more stories.

Humanist Ceremonies:

https://humanist.org.uk/markadams/
Shipwrecked & Comatose:

https://pod.link/1514570118?s=09

ChuckyVision:

https://pod.link/1579168246?s=09

Beff’s BlueSky:
https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:

https://morganstringer.substack.com/

Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer
Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.cnet.com/science/space/heres-what-happens-when-you-ask-the-internet-to-name-a-uranus-mission/ (Old one but butts)

https://apnews.com/article/black-bear-woman-bitten-maine-1ad636d74a117e5db7297e44866a9499

Morgan
https://www.rawstory.com/lin-wood-2662244319/ (possible backup)
https://www.npr.org/2023/07/07/1186392324/solo-flight-18-hour-delay-american-airlines

Mark
https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/07/05/bristol-pride-bans-political-parties/
https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/cat-noses-are-marvels-that-may-inspire-better-scientific-instruments

Bethany Turner 2 Blippity Bloo

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 04:05:07 +0000

Beffstreet's Back Alright!

Beff’s BlueSky:
https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://apnews.com/article/poland-bus-hel-666-e4443f1b245b4486b9180849f1317fc1
Beff
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-65982830
Lomo
Morgan

Joa 4 I Like Her Even More

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 04:00:42 +0000

Joa joa-ins us again! Hilarity ensues!
Funding For Social Change
https://fundingforsocialchange.com/
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://kotaku.com/chainsaw-man-dildo-man-porn-parody-mappa-anime-blu-ray-1850508367
https://www.tumblr.com/only-tiktoks/704682620792045568
Joa
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ecuadoran-woman-who-knocked-on-coffin-during-own-wake-dies-bella-montoya/
https://gamerant.com/steam-subreddit-protests-posts-api-changes/
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scuba-diver-forged-bond-with-wild-bass-turned-friend/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-see-extremely-rare-jellyfish-only-seen-once-before-watch/

Morgan
https://apnews.com/article/velociraptor-statue-heist-south-dakota-3ea3ece0092ab1f187bf66e920aff0e6
https://apnews.com/article/south-korea-skyscraper-climbing-british-27e5e133633521218539efbf8a71e861

Austin 7 I Want Pizza

Wed, 31 May 2023 22:15:56 +0000

This week Austin Yorski joins us and absolute chaos and goblinery ensues! The gobergy is off the charts!
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/killer-whales-attacking-boats-damaging-spain-portugal-reason/
https://www.theedge.co.nz/home/whats-good/2023/05/the-great-barrier-reef-has-chlamydia-but-science-reckons-it-could-actually-be-a-good-thing.html
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/big-white-dogs-save-the-worlds-smallest-penguin-in-australia/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/adorable-photos-show-a-newborn-litter-of-critically-endangered-scottish-wildcat-kittens/
Morgan
https://apnews.com/article/hot-pocket-kentucky-louisville-shooting-c349b21fcf7f7cba69f8ec9fb121af2d
https://news.sky.com/story/book-returned-to-library-almost-100-years-late-12887744
Austin
Sony reveals new handheld to stream PS5 games: Project Q - Polygon
https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/24/23736271/ron-desantis-presidential-bid-twitter-spaces-elon-musk-announcement

Conrad Zimmerman 4 Buying Clothes At The Soup Store

Wed, 31 May 2023 22:14:18 +0000

Red Planet:
https://www.twitch.tv/redplanetlive
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Conrad Zimmerman joins us to talk about a coronation penis!
Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.cinemablend.com/television/king-charles-is-set-to-host-a-coronation-bash-so-naturally-someone-mowed-a-giant-penis-on-the-lawn
https://www.businessinsider.com/crime-sneakers-robbery-thieves-stole-all-right-foot-peru-2023-5
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-new-genera-of-butterflies-has-been-named-after-the-lord-of-the-rings-villain/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/platypuses-return-to-sydneys-royal-national-park-after-disappearing-for-decades/

Morgan
https://www.startribune.com/man-charged-with-stealing-wizard-of-oz-ruby-slippers-in-2005-from-judy-garland-museum/600275658/
https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/stolen-truck-with-2-000-historic-organ-pipes-found-after-being-taken-from-memphis-church/article_8364abfe-f385-11ed-82ca-1fdfe8e8475f.html?taid=646497a05571eb0001870cc8
Conrad
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/supreme-court-shields-twitter-social-media-giants-liability/story?id=99426988

Joanna Blackhart

Mon, 01 May 2023 02:21:50 +0000

What do you call a group of three or more disaster queers? A podcast. :D <3
Joanna’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/JoannaBlackhart
Joanna’s Website:
https://www.joannablackhart.com/
Joanna’s Linkedin:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/joannablackhart/
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Substack:

https://morganstringer.substack.com/

Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer
Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/
Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.macombdaily.com/2023/04/05/roomba-escapes-st-clair-shores-nail-salon/
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/soda-car-bear-1.6812541
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-finds-dolls-cozied-up-in-back-of-his-mailbox-the-scene-changes-but-mystery-remains/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bald-eagle-finally-becomes-foster-dad-after-trying-to-incubate-a-rock-forr-weeks/
Joanna
https://twitter.com/KQEDnews/status/1643743208755826688

Jane 7 It Rhymes With Eleven

Mon, 01 May 2023 02:19:53 +0000

Jane joins us again! Gay ensues <3 :D

Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Substack:

https://morganstringer.substack.com/

Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer
Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Stories Used
Lauren
https://news3lv.com/news/local/wienermobile-to-transform-into-wiener-of-love-chapel-in-las-vegas-hosting-free-weddings-oscar-mayer-southern-nevada-little-white-chapel-first-come-first-serve
https://apnews.com/article/germany-squirrel-rescue-manhole-dortmund-a2e58aaf5238a0fd0dd13512c051a72c
Morgan
https://apnews.com/article/ambulance-police-chase-new-york-f65b7a371fb2b7daffcad0d1d45e5bcb
https://apnews.com/article/bank-robbery-missouri-fcaa66a6c78eefc0e7bdf1df4a88c8c2
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/total-rejuvenation-of-indias-kuttamperoor-river-by-rural-community-hailed-as-national-example/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/the-retirement-cat-village-where-elderly-strays-live-out-their-days-in-mini-cottages/

Jane 6 Going Full Goblin

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 15:58:17 +0000

This week Lauren and Jane come out of hiatus early to have some fun in front a microphone! WITHOUT ANY SUPERVISION :D
Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Funding for Social Change:
https://twitter.com/changefunding
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer
Stories Used
Lauren
https://news.yahoo.com/pentagon-employees-too-horny-national-165200250.html?guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAN40NjFaXMfnO208UvdE44BQUz43GL-WB2Nj_EryYHObq4jCzfW4i4CPM8L5WcxvlILo3JU-04pjvWb1dDboUyWfEd55L6Nlp8WUDcLHBVT-mZbIrNpTo3-3VJbCCnaHf_HWQXB38PylzLWfmMI_Pz2WkrFnGIhPS_30A-BH_XRL&guccounter=2
https://thegarnettereport.com/fashion/makeup-isamaya-lipstick/
https://kotaku.com/ai-comic-art-copyright-midjourney-revoked-1850150702
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/dog-lost-for-36-hours-rings-animal-shelter-doorbell/
https://www.onlygoodnewsdaily.com/post/britain-s-rainforests

Ayleph 5 The Fifth One

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 01:15:42 +0000

Beff takes a break and Ayleph joins us!
Ayleph's DA:
https://www.deviantart.com/icecheetah

Ayleph's Twitter:
https://twitter.com/icecheetah2

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Conrad & Joa

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 01:15:29 +0000

Joa crashes the party! (She was invited :D ) Conrad also joins us <3
Red Planet:
https://www.twitch.tv/RedPlanetLive
Funding for Social Change:
https://twitter.com/changefunding
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.techspot.com/news/97334-pet-fish-commits-credit-card-fraud-owner-using.html (via Ayleph)
https://www.yahoo.com/news/dog-stuck-tree-rescued-firefighters-224037588.html
Lomo
https://www.1news.co.nz/2023/01/22/waiheke-residents-tormented-by-mysterious-sausages-in-mailbox/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/01/23/Sleep-Junkie-dairy-dreamers-cheese-before-bed/3821674509336/
Conrad
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/27/style/mms-maya-rudolph-super-bowl.html

Joa
https://www.polygon.com/23571706/xbox-ted-cruz-woke-power-saving

Phee 4 You Realize This Means War

Sun, 01 Jan 2023 01:13:07 +0000

Hey y’all! Phoenix Toothill joins us to talk about their awesome wife and their awesome wrestling! They chokeslam people.
Phee’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhoenixToothill
Spectrum Wrestling Insta: https://www.instagram.com/the_spectrum_wrestling/
Spectrum Wrestling Twitter: https://twitter.com/SpectrumPW
Steph’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/jimsterling/status/1608176327382732801
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren’s OF: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious
Lauren’s Paypal: https://paypal.me/rawrglicious
Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer
Opening Arguments: https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN
Bethany’s Comic (On Hiatus): https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Bethany’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire

Stories Used
Lara
https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-3/
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/12/random-g-fuel-reveals-energy-formula-based-on-conkers-great-mighty-poo
Bethany
https://www.fox5ny.com/news/artillery-in-rectum-france
Morgan
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/arizona-police-grinch-carpool_n_639b4c54e4b0f4895ad95fe3
https://news.sky.com/story/police-break-into-gallery-to-rescue-unconscious-woman-who-turned-out-to-be-an-art-installation-12767374
Phee
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/top-12-animal-stories-of-2022-the-adorable-the-absurd-the-astounding/

Austin Yorski 6 Shmurble Pix

Sun, 01 Jan 2023 01:11:32 +0000

Hey y’all! Austin Yorski joins us this week! Chaos, goblin energy, and hilarity ensue.
Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren’s OF: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious
Lauren’s Paypal: https://paypal.me/rawrglicious
Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer
Opening Arguments: https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN
Bethany’s Comic (On Hiatus): https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Bethany’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire

Stories Used
Lara
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-police-officer-accused-of-urinating-in-ice-machine-at-st-pete-beach-hotel-bar
https://notesfrompoland.com/2022/12/12/police-in-poland-seek-man-dressed-like-christmas-tree-who-slashed-tires-at-meat-warehouse/
Bethany
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mars-rover-dust-devil-audio_n_6398abb9e4b0804966b08e92
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/skiing-santas-newry-maine_n_6397559ce4b09e0de49552b7
Lauren
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/fossil-found-in-cupboard-shifts-origin-of-modern-lizard/

Morgan
https://nypost.com/2022/12/06/inside-chris-christies-niece-shannon-epsteins-violent-plane-meltdown/
https://www.npr.org/2022/12/05/1140696560/oxford-word-2022-goblin-mode

Austin
https://kotaku.com/activision-blizzard-daniel-alegre-yuga-labs-bayc-ceo-1849914535
https://www.polygon.com/23519654/tiktok-ai-manga-filter-boobs-bowls-pillows
https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/kdqept/gunch_dog_cute/

Joa, Amy, Sarah

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:43:26 +0000

This week we have one brand new guest, one returning guest, and one guest we haven’t had on since THE DARK TIMES!

Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler

Lauren’s OF: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren’s Paypal: https://paypal.me/rawrglicious

Secular Soup: https://secularsoup.libsyn.com/

Funding For Social Change: https://fundingforsocialchange.com/

Dice Funk: https://feed.podbean.com/austinyorski/feed.xml

Dice Funk Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski

Joa’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/pussyfullawasps

Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Opening Arguments: https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Bethany’s Comic (On Hiatus): https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Bethany’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire

Stories Used

Lara

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/nov/24/turkeys-massachusetts-kevin-woburn-thanksgiving

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/fugitive-cows-in-quebec-escape-capture-again-and-again-1.6662107

Sarah

https://www.npr.org/2022/11/05/1134355887/bumblebees-can-play-does-it-mean-they-have-feelings-study-says-yes

https://www.technologyreview.com/2022/10/31/1062370/how-to-befriend-a-crow-crowtok-tiktok/

Amy

Joa
https://www.npr.org/2022/11/24/1139160681/national-dog-show-winner-winston-french-bulldog

https://kotaku.com/hasan-hasanabi-piker-wheat-thins-cracker-twitch-ban-pas-1849807890

Laura Kate Magnet-Dale

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:41:24 +0000

Laura joins us to tell us about a pair of headphones that can treat ear infections? And we have SO MUCH POKEMON THIRST.

Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler

Lauren’s OF: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren’s Paypal: https://paypal.me/rawrglicious

Laura’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/LauraKBuzz/posts

Laura’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz

Access-Ability: https://www.youtube.com/@LauraKBuzz

Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Opening Arguments: https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Bethany’s Comic (On Hiatus): https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Bethany’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire

Stories Used

Larry

https://kotaku.com/pokemon-scarlet-violet-leak-quaquaval-quaxly-evolution-1849772523

Laura

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/teen-wins-award-for-her-headphones-that-treat-ear-infection/

Beff

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/11/11/National-Toy-Hall-of-Fame-Masters-of-the-Universe/7591668203670/

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-florida-fort-lauderdale-transportation-security-administration-55ccbc146a06a266b39debc255011916

Lauren

https://6abc.com/philadelphia-chicken-man-alexander-tominsky-eats-40-chickens-in-days-philly/12426311/

Phee 3 You Ever Just Smelled A Tree

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 18:22:58 +0000

We got a Phee! They join us just in time to hear about a sea lion who just wanted to ask some questions, a team of power rangers beating the snot out of a racist, and then Phee tells us about flying butts?

Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler

Lauren’s OF: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren’s Paypal: https://paypal.me/rawrglicious

Spectrum Wrestling Twitter: https://twitter.com/SpectrumPW

Spectrum Wrestling Presents Rejoice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8pU9DyWTg0

Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Opening Arguments: https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Bethany’s Comic (On Hiatus): https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Bethany’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire

Stories Used

lara

https://apnews.com/article/the-onion-supreme-court-parody-72a286d21f2d484326b13a5b18884f93 (Thanks Amy!)

https://abc7news.com/noka-ramen-power-rangers-save-woman-oakland-restaurant-employees/12337948/

Bethany

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/first-wild-bison-in-6000-years-born-in-the-uk/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/video-of-sea-lion-hugging-snorkeling-washington-teen/

Lauren

https://www.khou.com/article/life/animals/brookshire-texas-therapeutic-animal-farm/285-b6d4a054-48a8-443f-b33b-c70812de23c4

Phee

https://cleantechnica.com/2022/06/30/candela-will-launch-an-electric-ferry-in-stockholm-next-year/amp/

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/false-teeth-hearing-aids-jaw-bone-sound

Jane 5 LARA IS ALIVE

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 18:21:19 +0000

Jane joins us! Who’s this strange new person? And why do they sound a lot like the artist formerly known as Larry? Find out on this episode of Humans Holler Z!

Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler

Lauren’s OF: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren’s Paypal: https://paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Opening Arguments: https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Bethany’s Comic (On Hiatus): https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Bethany’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire

Jane’s Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/janeiac

Jane’s Stoned Monkeys: https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac

Stories Used

Lara

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/count-binface-lizz-trust-1.6623651

Bethany

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/cute-dog-walking-around-golf-course-has-collected-6000-lost-golf-balls-which-are-donated-to-charities/

Morgan

https://www.wcvb.com/article/bees-unleashed-in-attack-on-deputies-hampden-county-massachusetts-sheriff-says/41712098#

Jane

https://www.today.com/news/climate/floridians-rescue-dogs-cats-hurricane-ian-rcna50689

Jane 4 I Belong On The Floor

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 00:44:32 +0000

This week Jane comes back to ask probably the hardest question we’ve ever had on the show!

Lauren’s OF: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren’s Paypal: https://paypal.me/rawrglicious

Opening Arguments: https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Bethany’s Comic (On Hiatus): https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Jane’s Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/janeiac

Jane’s Stoned Monkeys: https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac

Stories Used

Larry

https://kotaku.com/control-sea-of-thieves-cult-lamb-development-early-clip-1849560888

https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/abbott-elementary-gritty-philadelphia-flyers-mascot-1235379725/

Beff

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/09/22/alligator-floats-lazy-river-Illinois-water-park-Splash-Cove/8361663881483/ (main)

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/09/22/Godzilla-lizard-climbs-Florida-Apopka-home-window/6461663860324/ (main)

https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/aggressive-turkeys-take-over-woburn-neighborhood/ (backup)

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/pinal/2022/09/21/roadrunner-escapes-peril-carpooling-arizona-park-ranger/8077756001/ (backup)

Jane

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/hero-uses-drone-to-locate-over-200-lost-pups-for-free/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/woman-who-can-smell-parkinsons-helps-scientists-develop-test/

Conrad 3 I Really Want To Try Ghee

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 00:43:41 +0000

Conrad joins us to hear about Bethany’s good squirrels! Larry has a hot take.

Lauren’s OF: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren’s Paypal: paypal.me/rawrglicious

Conrad’s Website: http://conradzimmerman.com/

Conrad’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/ConradZimmerman (@ConradZimmerman)

Opening Arguments: https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Bethany’s Comic (On Hiatus): https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Conrad

https://apnews.com/article/gun-violence-shootings-new-york-city-politics-4aae50c67e40f9683f604a8683acc391

https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxngbn/forensic-analysts-accuse-billy-mitchell-of-cheating-for-donkey-kong-record

Larry

https://gizmodo.com/kiwi-farm-cloudfare-vanwatech-8kun-1849505214 Via Conrad (Thanks Conrad!)

Bethany

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/09/09/loose-tiger-reported-Houma-Louisiana/5301662738225/

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/us-open-tennis-championships-sports-karen-khachanov-1f7c3ef72d6d56b2f2727b2af6dabc3a

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/nation/threat-to-mississippi-from-stolen-plane-ends-in-arrest-no-injuries

Lauren

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/09/06/world/earliest-mammal-teeth-scn-scli-intl/index.html

https://www.earth.com/news/eight-new-species-of-gecko-discovered-in-madagascar/

Skitch 3 La Hee

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 20:54:56 +0000

Skitch joins us for escaped animal week y’all! It’s so good! And frankly so is Skitch! They’re pretty fuckin’ awesome

Austin Yorski 5 Bjorski Blive

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 20:52:48 +0000

This week Bjorski

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Dice Funk:

https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts

Stories Used

Larry

https://kotaku.com/squirrel-with-a-gun-indie-ue5-steam-pc-viral-clip-1849406574

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-05/french-scientist-apologises-for-chorizo-star-joke/101305334 (via Ayleph)

Beff
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/08/15/australia-Alelaide-Zoo-escaped-red-panda-Ravi-recaptured/5851660575800/

https://www.upi.com/Science_News/2022/08/01/earth-spun-faster-june-29-shortest-day/8361659376599/

Lauren

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/great-barrier-reef-highest-level-of-coral-cover-in-36-years/

Austin

https://nypost.com/2022/07/29/grannys-dying-wish-giant-penis-on-her-tombstone/amp/

https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/17/business-food/papa-johns-bowls/index.html

Just 3 Goblins and a Microphone

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 14:53:39 +0000

OH GOD I'M GONNA GOB!

Bethany carries the show for us in this one as we all mostly just hang out and have fun!

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

Beff

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/07/25/whale-breach/4711658766469/

Lauren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0

Jane 3 I love it when she

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 14:51:58 +0000

Jane joins us. Goblinery and some very good dom-ing ensues. I think I may have forgotten my own name for a second :D

Jane's Stuffs:

https://linktr.ee/janeiac

https://unbound.com/books/whale/

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://kotaku.com/nft-blockchain-crypto-scam-brazil-video-games-1849166901

https://www.polygon.com/23149969/pokemon-scarlet-violet-professor-turo-sada

Bethany

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/connecticut-animals-oceans-norwich-long-island-sound-2e9e2d2e269f68d4d4215a74c8ed466b

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-travel-arizona-b82d70eba9ad1083b597670801ab9ac2

Jane

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/uks-largest-carbon-capture-project-will-turn-40000-tons-of-co2-into-baking-soda/

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/4725/Family-Dog-Goes-Missing-Returns-Home-A-Winner-In-Local-Dog-Show

Liliputian Adventures With Ayleph

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 18:42:03 +0000

This week Bethany and I are getting DM'ed by Ayleph after we're transformed into very adorable tiny animals!

Liliputian Adventures:

https://manarampmatt.itch.io/lilliputian

Ayleph's DA:

https://www.deviantart.com/icecheetah

Ayleph's Twitter:

https://twitter.com/icecheetah2

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Callie Wright 6 I Like Sticks

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 18:40:19 +0000

It's horny week for me y'all!

Callie's twitter: https://twitter.com/calliegetsit

Queersplaining:

https://www.queersplaining.com/

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Humans Holler 62
Stories Used

Larry

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/sexy-trash-cans-malmo-sweden-rubbish-intl-scli/index.html

https://kotaku.com/neon-white-steam-reviews-pc-overwhelmingly-positive-1849089380

Bethany

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/06/20/Corgi-Con-Ocean-Beach-San-Francisco/4941655746771/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/06/20/1800s-themed-tourist-attraction-for-sale-Missouri/5561655753802/

Callie
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/dogs-became-human-companion-due-to-gene-that-lowered-stress/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/dad-launches-tiny-boat-he-hopes-to-sail-1900-miles-across-the-atlantic-look/

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-politics-pennsylvania-trending-news-46ad9e75f991fb539f23fd6853aa03e5

https://apnews.com/article/politics-oddities-new-york-albany-state-courts-28995ac81160aabb0b48618a7b39ae17

https://www.timesunion.com/news/article/Ex-Senate-employee-accused-of-cockroach-spreading-17227932.php (supplemental reading)

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Amy 4 Dream Some More

Tue, 31 May 2022 05:31:17 +0000

This week our good friend Amy joins us for our very first LIGHTNING ROUND! We also talk about a judge with a very unfortunate name!

Dreaming Machine:

https://audioboom.com/channels/4905213.rss

Lauren's Mom's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4333596

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1530988224864063488

Beth

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/couple-finds-strange-dog-in-bed_n_62833383e4b0c84db728fab6

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jm-carrey-joe-biden-conspiracy-theory_n_6269824be4b06028c0aa3b18

Lauren

Morgan

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna29719

https://www.npr.org/2022/05/24/1100972368/830-million-year-old-salt-crystal-microscopic-life-study-discovery

Ayleph Hollers At Mice

Tue, 31 May 2022 05:29:25 +0000

This week we've got a special one for y'all! Ayleph runs us through a very fun game of Mausritter! Mousey shenanigans ensue. Mice up your life!

Mausritter

https://losing-games.itch.io/mausritter

Lauren's Mom's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Austin Yorski 4 So Hot You Can't Ignore

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 22:49:20 +0000

Hey y'all! This week Austin joins us! Rampant chaos goblin energy happens. Snicker

Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Lauren's Mom's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://kotaku.com/nft-jack-dorsey-sale-auction-sina-estavi-iran-prison-cr-1848791322

https://kotaku.com/nintendo-switch-sports-bowling-porn-europe-twitter-wyer-1848758201

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/04/19/Guinness-World-Records-tongue-circumference/6661650386531/?u3L=1

Bethany

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/04/19/alligator-Stoneybrook-Golf-Club-Estero-Florida/1971650401290/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/04/19/canada-worlds-largest-hockey-stick-woodpeckers/2691650399335/

Lauren

Morgan

Austin

https://www.polygon.com/23033421/netflix-account-sharing-passwords-subscriber-loss

https://boingboing.net/2022/04/20/snopes-fact-checks-claims-that-woke-mob-removed-the-snickers-dick-vein.html

Oh Hecc It Us

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 22:46:43 +0000

Hello everyone! It's just us this week and we start out with the longest google translated intro yet! I quite like it. Beth does a Patrick Stewart voice!

Lauren's Mom's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/dummy-shoves-4-pound-dumbbell-in-anus-needs-emergency-surgery/

https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/01/world/escaped-flamingo-492-texas-scn/index.html

Bethany

https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/news/dolphin-facts-puffer-fish-high-b1847115.html

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/04/12/poland-beaver-rescued-wandering-streets-Krakow/5281649795508/

Lauren
https://apnews.com/article/odd

https://apnews.com/article/arizona-animals-265c4c5a039013fe7065ef6538e829d8

https://news.sky.com/story/cows-about-that-bullocks-pool-rescue-goes-swimmingly-as-firefighters-get-him-mooving-12580013

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/arizona-animals-265c4c5a039013fe7065ef6538e829d8

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/06/1091228924/anti-abortion-fetuses-waste-truck

Conrad Zimmerman 2 Bleepity Boo

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 04:32:51 +0000

This week Conrad joins us to talk about boners 4 ever!

Conrad's Stuffs: https://www.twitch.tv/thatconradzimmerman

https://soundcloud.com/conradzimmerman

https://conradzimmerman.itch.io/the-communist-manifesto

https://soundcloud.com/jimquisition

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thedailybeast.com%2Fpeoples-convoy-gives-up-will-leave-washington-dc-area-after-three-weeks-of-doing-nothing%3Fsource%3Demail%26 via%3Ddesktop

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/03/28/be-us-herd-of-deer-overruns-pub-shattered-window-Oshkosh-Wisconsin/3231648495345/

Bethany

https://globalnewsvine.com/2022/03/29/in-laredo-a-bus-brigade-is-vaccinating-mexican-citizens-with-covid-19-shots-that-texans-arent-using/

https://www.euronews.com/next/2022/03/29/alaska-airlines-reveals-gender-neutral-uniform-policies-in-step-toward-inclusive-workplace

Conrad

https://www.phillyvoice.com/philly-boner-4ever-building-historic-beury-marriott-hotel-north-broad-street/

https://www.wired.com/story/the-bizarre-dyson-zone-pollution-mask-doubles-as-headphones/

Lauren

https://www.mylondon.news/whats-on/whats-on-news/london-new-miniature-art-exhibition-23470806#amp_tf=From+%251%24s&aoh=16480296448102&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mylondon.news%2Fwhats-on%2Fwhats-on-news%2Flondon-new-miniature-art-exhibition-23470806

https://www.heritagedaily.com/2022/03/archaeologists-identify-sacred-pool-aligned-with-the-stars/143075

Jane 2 I Like Whittaker Who

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 04:30:28 +0000

This week Jane doms me so hard I forget who I am!

Jane's Stuffs: https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

https://www.twitch.tv/janeiac/videos

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used:

Jane

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/road-in-london-closes-for-nearly-a-month-to-protect-migrating-toads-as-they-hop-to-the-other-side/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/head-tongue-controller-lets-paralyzed-patients-operate-phones/

Larry

https://www.wbrz.com/news/wandering-chicken-finds-new-home-at-popeyes

https://www.kktv.com/2022/03/06/box-human-heads-medical-research-stolen-denver/

Marissa OUR PRODUCER'S BACK Y'ALL

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 23:24:51 +0000

OUR PRODUCER'S BACK Y'ALL! Marissa is so fucking cooool!

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Marissa's Spreaker Page:

https://www.spreaker.com/user/marissaalexamccool

Stories Used

Marissa

The Super Bowl, where men take a break from taking care of the children for their adorable hobby, the less interesting football championship next to the women’s in July: Cringe, Crypto, Pro Wrestling, and the Streetlights Meme halftime show. Plus, ours has way more butch lesbians

https://m.startribune.com/what-is-duluth-jeopardy-contestants-missed-the-boat-on-final-question-about-minnesotas-port-city/600147013/

Larry

https://www.cnet.com/news/build-a-bear-just-launched-an-after-dark-series-of-horny-teddy-bears/?TheTime=2022-02-03T03:36:52&ServiceType=twitter&PostType=link&UniqueID=87175AA6-84A2-11EC-93FE-40CF4744363C

https://kotaku.com/street-fighter-6-reveal-tease-ryu-dick-penis-bulge-luke-1848577549

Bethany

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-finds-over-1000-hidden-26346709

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mystery-tutankhamuns-technologically-advanced-dagger-26349640

Morgan

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/25/us/hank-the-tank-dna-evidence/index.html

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-san-diego-smuggling-us-customs-and-border-protection-e6175a47a79618b66cd036bf5a37d8e9

Lauren

https://www.livescience.com/wari-hallucinogen-to-keep-followers-loyal (backup)

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/gay-penguins-raise-newly-hatched-chick-new-york-zoo-rcna14547 (backup)

Callie Wright 5 I'm Still Alive

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 23:23:27 +0000

This week Callie and their production assistant Wedge join us and they're both absolutely adorable!

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Queersplaining:

https://www.queersplaining.com/

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://kotaku.com/hacker-steals-nfts-worth-millions-from-opensea-marketpl-1848570074

https://www.popsugar.com/fashion/Vetements-x-Levi-Exposed-Butt-Jeans-43433224

Bethany

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-buys-sainsburys-pizza-unimpressed-26236345

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/02/16/Guinness-World-Records-tallest-fork-Fairview-Oregon/3061645032180/

Callie

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-lifestyle-michigan-st-joseph-tattoos-08f26bfdc667ed4a0625f901e3324d51

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-lifestyle-boston-massachusetts-massachusetts-department-of-transportation-aa5f94ddabdfe3977a25516a5691b9a7

Austin Yorski 3 Laughing Hard Enough To Pee

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 15:50:40 +0000

Morgan Stringer 6 She's A Cohost Now

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 15:41:58 +0000

This week Morgan's a cohost now! HELL YES AL;DJK;F;ADSJFKAL;KDSFKAPOQWERU90 1283547102

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.intomore.com/politics/republicans-force-femming-avoid-covid-hilarious/

https://kotaku.com/lapd-officers-fired-for-ignoring-robbery-to-play-pokemo-1848335699

Bethany

https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20220107-acquittal-of-protesters-who-toppled-slave-trader-statue-ignites-uk-culture-wars

Optimist Prime

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/business-lifestyle-france-global-trade-virginia-38d457f5af66c2e7d3aea2a355eaec4c

https://apnews.com/article/arrests-united-states-key-west-arson-0a51533b5f0f77b05861ba778b0c585e

Steph Sterling & Phoenix Toothill Two Booty Butt Boogaloo

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 19:28:01 +0000

It's Orifice Time Y'all! Steph and Phoenix join us to see what we got stuck up our various orifices this year! Good lord there is so much. Also there's a very adorable crow!

Lauren's mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Steph's Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition

Steph's Channel:

https://www.youtube.com/user/jimsterling

Phee's Channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeGT7w8PH_47LBoNzkHJyzA

https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Phee's Twitter:

https://twitter.com/PhoenixToothill

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Ayleph dhà, 's mi a tha

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 19:26:18 +0000

This week Ayleph joins us as I torture them with my attempts at learning Gaidligh, dormice are adorable, and Megan Thee Stallion does some hot girl shit!

Lauren's Mom's GFM:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

Lauren's Onlyfans:

onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Ayleph's Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/icecheetah

Ayleph's Twitter: https://twitter.com/icecheetah2

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bomb-squad-scrambled-ae-after-22356538

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna27848361

Ayleph

https://railway-news.com/network-rail-to-give-endangered-hazel-dormice-dedicated-railway-crossing/

https://www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2021/11/scientists-solve-two-problems-at-once-turning-methane-pollution-into-sustainable-fishmeal/

Lauren

https://pagesix.com/2021/12/12/megan-thee-stallion-graduates-from-texas-southern-university/

https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2021/12/giant-phantom-jellyfish/

Bethany

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/12/10/Hewes-Library-Monmouth-College-overdue-book-49-years/7581639172153/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/12/09/lotto-Michigan-Lottery-Cashword-dream/1051639085675/

Steph Laura Phee

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 23:08:22 +0000

Phoenix, Steph, and Laura are absolutely amazing and y'all should watch them and support their stuffs!

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Phee's Twitter:

https://twitter.com/PhoenixToothill

Bethany's Comic:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Steph's Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition

https://www.youtube.com/user/jimsterling

Laura's Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/LauraKBuzz/posts

https://www.youtube.com/user/LauraKBuzz

Stoned Monkey Radio's Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

Stories Used

Backups (Free to good home)

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2021/nov/22/priceless-roman-mosaic-coffee-table-new-york-apartment

https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/dozens-of-turtles-rescued-on-the-las-vegas-strip/

https://www.trigtent.com/usa/nevada-man-who-claimed-have-proof-illegal-voting-pleads-guilty-voting-twice

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20211118/08383547966/instagram-founders-instagram-locked-when-one-person-convinced-instagram-he-had-died.shtml

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/11/rockstar-apologizes-for-unexpected-technical-issues-in-gta-remaster/

https://globalnews.ca/news/8377342/heist-movie-shooting-winnipeg-delayed-when-gear-is-stolen/

https://ronproject.com/labrador-rides-bus-park/

Larry

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/people/scotlands-best-dog-here-are-the-edinburgh-pets-in-the-running-to-win-the-golden-bone-trophy-3467472

https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/morningreport/audio/2018820690/wrinkle-the-duck-runs-the-new-york-marathon

Beff

Laura

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/woman-falls-down-mountain-writes-hilarious-review-for-leggings-giving-them-5-stars/

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/pigs-hurricane-florence-ziggys-farm-sanctuary_n_5bb774d0e4b028e1fe3d23a4

Steph

https://www.sciencealert.com/man-keeps-rock-for-years-hoping-it-s-gold-it-turned-out-to-be-a-meteorite

Phee

https://www.positive.news/environment/scientists-have-found-a-way-of-turning-popcorn-into-home-insulation/

Renewable music to my ears
Wildlife attracted a little husky
A-maizing
Corn This Way

Amy The Dreaming Machine

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 23:06:16 +0000

Amy joins us again to talk about her new show! She's really gotten me into Hilda y'all. SERIOUSLY go watch Hilda! And when you're done go give Dreaming Machine a listen!

Dreaming machine

https://open.spotify.com/show/4VJ6pCfirKDVviDUZKDiay

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/penguin-antarctica-new-zealand-pingu-b1956456.html

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/oct/26/bat-winning-by-quite-a-lot-in-new-zealands-bird-of-the-year-contest

Bethany

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2021/10/sonys-censors-strike-as-switch-gets-20-ladies-while-ps4-gets-20-bunnies

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/naomi-pascal-teddy-bear-glacier-park_n_618eda37e4b04e5bdfcff07a

Amy

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20211017/19375547768/judge-dumps-felony-manslaughter-charges-brought-against-arrestee-after-deputy-ran-over-another-deputy.shtml (placeholder)

Lauren

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/10/world/cats-track-owners-location-voice-scn/index.html

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/lost-tudor-paintings-uncovered-calverley-old-hall-2035101

Phee and the Magnet-Dales

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 23:29:04 +0000

This week we're joined by the always amazing Phoenix Toothill and Laura and Jane Aerith Magnet-Dale! Gods i love these three.

Jane's Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Laura's Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/LauraKBuzz/posts

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Phee's Twitter:

https://twitter.com/PhoenixToothill

Bethany's Comic:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

Another War Thunder player leaked classified military documents to win a forum argument

Bethany

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/new-zealand-christchurch-wizard-fired_n_6168998de4b01f6f7e46f21a

Lauren
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgme9y/rare-penis-plant-blooms-for-the-first-time-in-25-years

Phee

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/birds-steal-animal-hair-fur-nest-new-word-video

Laura

https://www.positive.news/society/positive-news-stories-from-week-42-of-2021/

Jane

https://www.businessinsider.com/pacific-ocean-cleanup-device-caught-fridge-mannequin-toilet-seats-2021-10?op=1&r=US&IR=T

Morgan Stringer 5 Hello Am I Alive

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 23:18:46 +0000

This week Morgan joins us as anime becomes real in the weirdest way possible!

Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.npr.org/2021/10/01/1042487729/a-ninja-with-a-sword-assailed-a-u-s-army-special-operations-unit-in-california

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-58845857

Bethany

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/lord-of-the-rings-stars-sean-astin-and-elijah-wood-talk-about-the-orc-apparently-designed-to-look-like-harvey-weinstein/1100-6496155/?ServiceType=twitter&ftag=ftag%3DGSS-05-10aab8e&UniqueID=439091DA-2601-11EC-AF8A-B10016F31EAE&PostType=image&TheTime=2021-10-05T17%3A25%3A41

https://twitter.com/amandadeibert/status/1445390006990815236/photo/1

Lauren

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/peanuts-on-parade

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/haile-homestead

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/nashville-lawsuits-b4e4f3c99760768ab5acb7ee4cbd9164

https://apnews.com/article/soccer-oddities-sports-michigan-high-school-soccer-77678664cb5f619ed37fdee1c1935630

Steph Sterling & Phoenix Toothill

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 23:23:56 +0000

This week OH MY GOD JAMES STEPHANIE STERLING AND PHOENIX TOOTHILL JOIN US AND I CAN'T TAKE IT THEY'RE SO GOOD

Steph's Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition

Phee's Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PhoenixToothill

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.zdnet.com/article/40-of-people-would-have-sex-with-a-robot-study-exclaims/

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/brett-eldredge-bear-in-garage_n_613b8160e4b0628d095b0406

Phee

https://metro.co.uk/2021/09/07/talking-duck-learns-to-say-you-bloody-fool-after-mimicking-caretaker-15219983/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/disabled-parrot-cleans-himself-using-pebbles/

Bethany

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-news/five-zebras-roam-freely-maryland-town-residents-do-double-take-n1278946

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8zxp1l0ye4o

Lauren

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2021/09/20/fsu-confirms-theft-nearly-5-000-rare-items-collection-strozier-library/8387207002/

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/scientists-discovered-that-hand-prints-made-by-children-are-earliest-prehistoric-art-2009974

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTM4y5-Onc4&t=151s

Steph

https://www.southernliving.com/culture/tom-brown-appalachian-apple-sleuth-rare-lost-varieties

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/chocolate-frog-discovered-new-guinea-b1856277.html

Skitch 2 Smack My Booty Blue

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 23:22:19 +0000

This week Skitch joins us as we get attacked by a marauding band of horses!

Lauren's Paypal: paypal.me/rawrglicious

Lauren's Onlyfans: onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Stories Used

Larry

Marauding band of horses

https://twitter.com/AmandaBecker/status/1434629430714961920

https://www.nps.gov/asis/learn/nature/horses.htm

Jacinda Ardern asked about romance in the time of the Pandemic

https://twitter.com/dahmenaaron/status/1435786615826178049

https://twitter.com/dahmenaaron/status/1435788849653772288

https://gizmodo.com/new-zealand-prime-minister-not-mad-just-disappointed-in-1847641367

Bethany

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cows-potty-train-mooloo_n_613f7144e4b0dda4cbd2091b

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/2021-ig-nobel-winners_n_613a8b43e4b090b79e81c641

Lauren

https://www.clarionledger.com/story/sports/outdoors/2021/09/10/prehistoric-native-american-arrowhead-artifact-found-alligator-mississippi/5716686001/

https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/14/world/ancient-spider-amber-scn/index.html

Skitch

https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-sports-nfl-las-vegas-football-b6148e47440195fd25986f9482eccd64

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-58516337

Joa 3 Pet a bee

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 23:07:32 +0000

This week semen happens!

Lauren's Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/rawrglicious

Lauren's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Eon's World: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Joa @pussyfullawasps

Funding For Social Change http://fundingforsocialchange.com

Twitter: https://twitter.com/changefunding

Instagram: http://instagram.com/changefunding

Facebook: http://facebook.com/changefunding

Patreon: http://patreon.com/joajin

Funding For Social Change is a benefit LLC providing sliding scale resources and services to individuals, nonprofits, and social enterprises seeking to create social impact, with an emphasis on community development, reproductive justice, transformative justice, and social, racial, and economic justice and equity. Our work increases the flow of capital to low-income and underserved communities and projects serving those communities. Free resources include funding databases, templates, and guides. Sliding scale services include grant writing, training, and consulting.

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/uk-world-news/teenager-keeps-bumble-bee-pet-5814711

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2021/08/24/1030267314/pfizer-vaccine-covid-fda-approval-kids-faq-mandate

https://www.vice.com/en/article/epn8j4/antivax-semen-fertility-covid-vaccine-safe

Joa

https://www.npr.org/2021/08/17/1028495560/cat-saves-elderly-woman-fallen-ravine-cornfield-cornwall-england

https://www.museumsassociation.org/museums-journal/news/2021/08/outpouring-of-support-as-vagina-museum-seeks-new-home/

https://nypost.com/2021/08/13/michigan-man-gets-six-beans-lodged-in-penis-in-bizarre-sex-stunt/

Lauren

https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2021/08/pompeii-food-stand/

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/archaeologists-uncover-most-well-preserved-human-remains-pompeii-date-180978455/

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-58279480

Bethany

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/sea-snakes-need-love-too_n_61215370e4b029c152b580e5?ri18n=true

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/disney-world-westworld-robots-park_n_611eedcde4b0e8ac791c2510?ri18n=true

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/edinburgh-castle-police-scotland-facebook-scottish-scottish-parliament-b951116.html

Morgan Stringer 4 I'm a floor

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 23:06:27 +0000

This week Shadow the Edgehog fills in for Lauren, Covid gets afflicted with an antivaxxer catholic priest, and Moderna begins its HIV vaccine trials!

Opening Arguments: https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/rawrglicious

Lauren's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Eon's World: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Lauren's Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/rawrglicious

Lauren's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Eon's World: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://gizmodo.com/catholic-leader-placed-on-ventilator-for-covid-19-after-1847498791

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/08/moderna-starts-human-trials-revolutionary-hiv-vaccine-week/

https://kotaku.com/people-have-strong-feelings-about-lawn-mowing-simulator-1847496613 (possible backup/bonus story)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg (Outtakes Video)

Bethany

https://laurakbuzz.com/2021/07/18/august-6th-trans-rights-protest-demands/

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-shootings-8d58a17f1db8da3bcb6357b4748985ce

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-shootings-8d58a17f1db8da3bcb6357b4748985ce

Devyn 2 Flarn Shabadaharoo

Sat, 31 Jul 2021 21:59:15 +0000

This week Nonce Finance is a thing and someone needs to get english friends.

Lauren's Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/rawrglicious

Lauren's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Eon's World: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Lauren's Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/rawrglicious

Lauren's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Eon's World: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://torrentfreak.com/toomics-reports-its-own-website-for-copyright-infringements/

https://www.indy100.com/viral/nft-company-nonce-finance-problem-b1878973

Bethany

https://www.sciencealert.com/the-reason-you-never-see-a-great-white-shark-in-an-aquarium

Devyn

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/gymnast-aly-raisman-reunited-dog-went-missing-over-holiday-n1273605

flying fish video! Utah restocked some remote high altitude fishing spots by AIRPLANE

https://www.newsweek.com/fisherman-catches-rare-blue-lobster-throws-it-back-ocean-1610998

JOA 2 ALL CAPS SKIP DEE DOO

Sat, 31 Jul 2021 21:57:33 +0000

This week Joa joins us to talk about how awesome Lauren is, we read an article written by a cat, and Stephanie Sterling chokeslams people!

Lauren's Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/rawrglicious

Lauren's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Eon's World: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Joa @pussyfullawasps

Funding For Social Change http://fundingforsocialchange.com

Twitter: https://twitter.com/changefunding

Instagram: http://instagram.com/changefunding

Facebook: http://facebook.com/changefunding

Patreon: http://patreon.com/joajin

Funding For Social Change is a benefit LLC providing sliding scale resources and services to individuals, nonprofits, and social enterprises seeking to create social impact, with an emphasis on community development, reproductive justice, transformative justice, and social, racial, and economic justice and equity. Our work increases the flow of capital to low-income and underserved communities and projects serving those communities. Free resources include funding databases, templates, and guides. Sliding scale services include grant writing, training, and consulting.

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-police-officer-calls-support-21077116

https://kotaku.com/military-game-fan-leaks-classified-docs-to-win-forum-ar-1847309348

Bethany

https://www.outsports.com/platform/amp/2021/6/28/22549123/ryse-wrestling-stephanie-sterling-commander-trans-non-binary-https://news.artnet.com/art-world/victoria-albert-museum-discovered-michelangelo-thumbprint-1988450pro-wrestling

https://kotaku.com/sonic-smut-is-flooding-trump-s-new-social-network-1847226591

Lauren

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/victoria-albert-museum-discovered-michelangelo-thumbprint-1988450

https://apnews.com/article/pennsylvania-oddities-technology-lifestyle-government-and-politics-2c2d2a064fa7f8b3835648821ca3ecbc

Joa

https://kotaku.com/this-article-was-written-by-a-cat-1847313583

https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/regional-news/7-year-old-pennsylvania-beekeeper-has-hive-with-50000-bees/

Austin Yorski 2 Why Can't I Poo

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 23:04:01 +0000

Austin joins us and all hell breaks loose. I loved it!

Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Lauren's Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/rawrglicious

Lauren's Onlyfans: onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Eon's World: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Stories Used

Larry

https://boingboing.net/2021/06/16/anti-vax-tiktoker-is-so-far-right-she-accidentally-joins-the-left-in-hilarious-video.html

https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article252300643.html

Austin

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/rudy-giuliani-loses-law-licence-in-new-york-over-us-election-fraud-claims-qw0w5fgct

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/25/science/dragon-man-skull-china.html?smtyp=cur&smid=tw-nytimes

Bethany

Lauren

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/rembrandt-painting-discovered-after-frame-breaks-1983504

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/colosseum-rome-underground-hypogea/index.html

Morgan Stringer 3 Beepy Bee

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 23:02:29 +0000

ITTTTTTTTT'S HORNY MONTH AGAIN Y'ALL!

Opening Arguments: https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/rawrglicious

Lauren's Onlyfans: onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Eon's World: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.cnet.com/news/dc-stopped-batman-from-performing-oral-sex-on-catwoman/

https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/a-man-appears-in-court-on-charges-of-stealing-around-1800-in-sex-toys-5635783039909888.html

Bethany

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alligators-walt-disney-world_n_60d21104e4b038d5b9ad35f0

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/europe-painting-arts-and-entertainment-oddities-9ae0516edec08d3e7989c8e523ec2436

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/06/21/hawaii-news/hawaiian-squid-head-to-space-to-help-understand-astronauts-health-thanks-to-a-uh-manoa-ph-d-graduate/?HSA=0a4003c72a67b261e647900834744e44ca616424

Lauren

https://www.cnn.com/travel/amp/michigan-letter-in-bottle-trnd/index.html

https://www.npr.org/2021/06/07/1003973147/crows-love-luxurious-ant-baths-this-is-what-it-looks-like

Amy 2 Blobby's Revenge

Mon, 31 May 2021 22:17:56 +0000

This week the people who claim to love me torture me with something that looks like a skinned Grimace.

Lauren's Paypal: paypal.me/rawrglicious

Lauren's Onlyfans: onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Eon's World: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Stories Used

Larry

https://kotaku.com/ikumi-nakamura-sentenced-to-horny-jail-for-lady-dimit-1846919932

https://kotaku.com/heatmor-aint-a-fan-of-butt-plugs-1846944170

Bethany

Lauren

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/uranium-glass-radioactive-plates-cups

Amy

https://www.theregister.com/2021/05/25/dinosaur_death/

Deanna Joy Lyons

Mon, 31 May 2021 22:16:33 +0000

This week Larry fails history, Lauren talks about scones, and one Josh reigns supreme!

Deanna's Twitter: https://twitter.com/LAFwithme

Lauren's Paypal: paypal.me/rawrglicious

Lauren's Onlyfans: onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Eon's World: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/anger-in-god-fearing-village-after-pornographic-literature-was-placed-in-library-5665438782455808.html

https://news.sky.com/story/sainsburys-says-sorry-over-cornish-cream-tea-scone-blasphemy-12287581

Bethany

Lauren

https://abcstlouis.com/news/offbeat/mystery-of-120000-mayan-treasure-found-under-a-farm-basement

https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/31326502/inaugural-josh-fight-little-josh-crowned-best-josh

Deanna

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/otilliasteadman/nyc-pride-nypd-police-banned

Callie Wright 4 Wootball Footlong

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 23:19:34 +0000

This week Callie Wright joins us again and we all nearly die laughint!

Callie's Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliegetsit

Podcasts that don't suck: https://www.podcaststhatdontsuck.com/

Queersplaining: https://open.spotify.com/show/79Mv0pMx8vIMNNbu80rLdr

Eon's World: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1321811371328317&id=100004983990516

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marijuana-weed-420-schumer_n_607ee546e4b063a636fc835b

Bethany

https://spacenews.com/ingenuity-success-opens-door-for-future-mars-helicopter-missions/

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/steak-umm-twitter-beef-neil-degrasse-tyson_n_6075d744e4b043d6d4a445ac?ri18n=true

Callie

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/sivaganga-tamil-nadu-keeps-lights-off-to-help-birds-india/

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2021/04/lab-grown-embryos-mix-human-and-monkey-cells-first-time

Lauren

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/13/world/first-dinosaur-eggs-fossilized-scn-trnd/index.html

https://www.haaretz.com/archaeology/.premium-prehistoric-nigerians-were-eating-honey-molecular-archaeology-proves-1.9722510

Conrad Zimmerman 2 Schloopy Boo

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 23:17:33 +0000

This week Conrad Zimmerman joins us again and I steal jokes from @TheymerSophie (https://twitter.com/theymerSophie)

and there is a PERFECTLY INSCRUTABLE BLOB.

The Pinful Truth: https://www.etsy.com/shop/PinfulTruth

Conrad's Website: http://conradzimmerman.com/about/

Jimquisition Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/jimquisition

Eon's World: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Larry

https://innocenceproject.org/new-mexico-bans-qualified-immunity-police-accountability/

https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3vjey/artificial-intelligence-ai-pickup-lines

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1374014062942642185

Bethany

https://www.livescience.com/gelatinous-blob-squid-egg-mystery-solved.html

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tesco-shop-worker-ignores-manager-23888675

Conrad

https://music.avclub.com/nextdoor-snitch-tries-to-call-311-on-legal-pot-actual-1846658640

https://www.yahoo.com/news/white-lives-matter-rallies-flop-220544843.html

Lauren

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/14/us/savannah-river-cannons-artifacts-trnd/index.html

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/lost-city-discovered-luxor-1957997

Ayleph

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 23:16:34 +0000

Hey y'all! This week Ayleph joins us as we get exploded! We also holler about people turning into salmon,
the fucking awesome Burning Rangers soundtrack, and some adorable clones!

Ayleph's Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/icecheetah

Ayleph's Twitter: https://twitter.com/icecheetah2

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Eon's World: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.pupperish.com/alternative-doggy-daycare

https://kotaku.com/burning-rangers-music-makes-me-want-to-kick-a-fire-s-as-1846460681

Beefany

https://phys.org/news/2021-02-black-footed-ferret-cloned-endangered-species.html

https://www.livescience.com/whales-learned-avoid-harpoons.html

Lauren

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/17/us/manta-ray-photobombs-surfer-trnd/index.html

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/new-dead-sea-scroll-discovery-cave-horrors-1952209

Ayleph

https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2021/03/18/2003754047

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/panache/panic-at-the-restaurant-people-in-taiwan-change-their-name-to-salmon-to-get-free-sushi/articleshow/81612864.cms

https://www.nature.com/articles/s43247-020-00081-8

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-00234-5 (warning for a photo of a dead body)

https://scitechdaily.com/tragic-dyatlov-pass-incident-using-science-to-explore-one-of-the-greatest-mysteries-in-soviet-history/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiV-yv95jKg

https://web.archive.org/web/20140310163207/http://today.ucla.edu/portal/ut/math-wizards-create-snow-for-disney-263913.aspx

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/has-science-solved-history-greatest-adventure-mystery-dyatlov

Lauren's Hollerversary

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 23:14:51 +0000

OH MY GOD IT'S BEEN A WHOLE YEAR SINCE WE HAD LAUREN ON SHE'S AMAZING AND JOA JOINS US TO TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME SHE IS!

Lauren's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Eon's World: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used:

Lauren:

https://robbreport.com/motors/cars/lamborghini-of-chariots-discovered-pompeii-1234599683/

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/rijksmuseum-female-artists-gallery-of-honor-1950686

Beffmonster

https://attitude.co.uk/article/ian-mckellen-calls-on-gay-people-to-be-trans-allies-as-were-all-under-the-queer-umbrella/24571/

https://www.livescience.com/zoo-animals-react-to-visitors-after-lockdown.html

Larry

https://www.wired.com/story/lastpass-how-to-export-your-data-and-leave/

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20210308/14502246383/police-police-supporters-ending-qualified-immunity-makes-being-cop-too-hard-somehow-defunds-police.shtml

JOA

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rod-ponton-im-not-a-cat-legal-zoom-meeting_n_6022e4a8c5b6f38d06e7a1de

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/covid-19-new-german-words_n_6043c290c5b6429d0833c0aa

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/germany-words-pandemic-long/2021/02/26/6f73330e-7835-11eb-9489-8f7dacd51e75_story.html

Callie Wright 3 Beepy Bee

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 20:02:37 +0000

This week Callie Wright joins us because they're awesome! We yell about another gender reveal party that goes wrong, a husky who might get his owner in the doghouse, and a cat who rescues lost travelers!

Eon's World:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Let's Talk About Snacks:

https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Queersplaining:

https://open.spotify.com/show/79Mv0pMx8vIMNNbu80rLdr

Podcasts That Don't Suck:

https://www.podcaststhatdontsuck.com/

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/02/father-killed-gender-reveal-explosion-first-child/

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/22/nyregion/gender-reveal-explosion-ny.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QnRCnq00Ds

Lauren
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/cat-guides-injured-walker-safety-swiss-alps-switzerland-gimmelwald-reddit-a7218136.html

https://coolhunting.com/culture/edvard-munchs-secret-madman-message-in-the-scream/

Bethany

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56123668

https://www.axios.com/perseverance-rover-mars-landing-video-8570326b-5ec9-4cbe-8945-0b7a035db3dc.html

Callie

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scotland-held-a-snow-plow-naming-contest-with-hilarious-results/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/these-dolphins-have-personality-traits-similar-to-humans-and-primates/

Morgan Stringer 2 Floopty Shwoo

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 19:57:19 +0000

Morgan Stringer joins us as we talk about how cool Jim Sterling is, I get born in Vault 101, and a chicken re-enacts the civil war?

Let's Talk About Snacks:

https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Morgan's Twitter:

https://twitter.com/MoString

Jim's Channel:

https://www.youtube.com/user/JimSterling

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20210208/10214946206/mental-health-team-handling-911-calls-denver-wraps-up-six-months-with-dozens-people-helped-zero-people-arrested.shtml

https://www.youtube.com/user/JimSterling

Lauren
https://www.travelandleisure.com/hotels-resorts/vacation-rentals/new-river-gorge-national-park-cabin-rental

https://www.wired.com/story/scientists-discover-strange-creatures-under-a-half-mile-of-ice/
Morgan
https://apnews.com/article/arrests-florida-7b40937679d9a65b29787d65f0acca19

https://apnews.com/article/alabama-mississippi-cullman-bee4727d9ac10008b89c969ea77fc6fb

Bethany
https://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/19083839.coca-cola-apologises-sidcup-fox-culling/

Chris 'RolloT' Larios

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 16:00:12 +0000

This episode everyone fills in for Larry as he was murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday.

Lauren's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Weekly Manga Recap: https://weeklymangarecap.podbean.com/

Eon's World: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Stories Used

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/17/archaeologists-uncover-new-treasure-trove-at-egypts-saqqara-necropolis

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/20/science/catnip-mosquito-repellent.html

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/simple-rock-cookie-monsters-face-23364323

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/12/30/eddie-izzard-gender-fluid-transgender-she-her-pronouns-identity-backlash-lgb-alliance/

https://www.youtube.com/user/malineka146

https://www.npr.org/2020/12/24/950143025/watch-octopuses-punch-fish-sometimes-for-no-apparent-reason

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/01/bernie-sanders-mitten-meme-reaction

Becky TWOthill

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 02:10:12 +0000

This week Becky Toothill joins us again to talk about Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina, candles explode, and I learn whether or not humans lay eggs!

Lauren's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Eon's World: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Curiosity Epidemic: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeGT7w8PH_47LBoNzkHJyzA

Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.wusa9.com/amp/article/news/national/capitol-riots/capitol-rioter-new-york-thomas-fee-selfie-rotunda-insurrection-retired-firefighter/65-9c7cd936-35e5-402e-a085-63cb14bf045a?__twitter_impression=true

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/gwyneth-vagina-candle-explode/

Becky

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/12/woman-fined-after-walking-husband-on-a-lead-and-telling-police-he-was-a-dog-13892556/

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/24/urban-outfitters-forced-to-recall-thousands-of-flammable-candle-holders-13804096/

Bethany

https://www.revolt.tv/news/2021/1/8/22221070/woman-trump-supporter-trampled-death-us-capitol

https://www.livescience.com/ancient-burial-female-hunter-peru.html

Lauren

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/dire-wolves-were-not-really-wolves-new-genetic-clues-reveal/

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/things-to-do-in-new-river-gorge-national-park

Austin & Joa

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 23:55:13 +0000

What did we get stuck up our butts this year? Austin Yorski and Joa join us to find out and I nearly die of a fangasm!

Help out LGBTQ+ people in Poland:

https://lgbtqpl.carrd.co/

Joa's Twitter:

https://twitter.com/pussyfullawasps

Austin's Twitter:

https://twitter.com/austinyorski

Lauren's Onlyfans:

https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Eon's World:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Austin

https://www.polygon.com/2020/12/24/22199252/cyberpunk-2077-cd-projekt-class-action-lawsuit-filed

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/16/style/oreo-flavors.html

Joa

https://sports.yahoo.com/falling-iguana-warning-issued-parts-063004114.html

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/pennsylvania-farm-show-butter-sculpture-canceled/2625165/

Bethany
https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/mcdonalds-china-oreo-spam-burger-intl-hnk/index.html

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/santa-caught-power-lines-rio-linda_n_5fe239dfc5b6acb53454df74

Lauren

https://www.kron4.com/news/mysterious-gingerbread-monolith-appears-in-san-francisos-corona-heights-park/

https://www.kron4.com/news/mysterious-gingerbread-monolith-appears-in-san-francisos-corona-heights-park/

Larry

https://kotaku.com/cd-projekt-is-adjusting-cyberpunk-2077s-distracting-amo-1845881919

https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year/

Becky Toothill

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 23:46:12 +0000

On this month's episode I learn how to pronounce "Toothill", the United States doesn't devolve into open fascism, and we have a new vaccine!

Becky's Things and/or Stuff:

Curiousity Epidemic:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeGT7w8PH_47LBoNzkHJyzA

Becky's Twitter:

https://twitter.com/BeckyToothill

Lauren's Onlyfans:

https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Eon's World:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Bethany

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/11/17/Apparent-decapitated-body-on-Florida-beach-was-a-store-mannequin/4121605646709/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/11/18/Tiny-owl-found-inside-Rockefeller-Centers-Christmas-tree/3861605731512/

Lauren

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/22/americas/canada-warns-moose-lick-cars-trnd/index.html

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/22/us/shipwreck-discovered-hurricane-eta-florida-trnd/index.html?fbclid=IwAR1fELqRe2k2EnyCHlv2PtKdgwTYibBX_Q5zIdpLVbIcS3V_yqLDy0OqSe4

Becky

https://www.gofundme.com/f/2hby8jcw

https://www.jamesdysonaward.org/2020/project/aureus-aurora-renewable-energy-uv-sequestration/

Me

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/11/22/937780366/americans-could-see-a-vaccine-by-mid-december-says-operation-warp-speed-adviser

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bamlanivimab-coronavirus-drug-name_n_5faa4b07c5b6f21920df57df

Laura, Jane 4 Oh Look I'm A Door

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 01:08:09 +0000

Lauren's awesome and you should give her money!

Lauren's OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Laura's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/LauraKBuzz/posts

Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Stoned Monkey Radio: https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Second Outro Music: Bedroom Programmer

Stories Used

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/in-this-family-the-dogs-take-the-horse-for-a-walk-watch/

https://www.digitalartsonline.co.uk/news/illustration/is-inktober-imperilled/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/10/09/Family-wins-64M-after-using-same-lottery-numbers-for-25-years/2311602273927/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/greek-athlete-carries-disabled-woman-up-mount-olympus/

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3974/New-Study-Confirms-Watching-Cute-Animal-Videos-Is-Good-For-Your-Health

https://www.newsweek.com/james-roday-rodriguez-name-change-1518066

https://www.wtxl.com/open/new-tallahassee-used-bookstore-acts-as-senior-cat-sanctuary

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/pelican-tried-to-hatch-chick-for-years-but-now-gets-help/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-super-enzyme-has-been-created-to-breakdown-plastic-three-times-fast/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rte07sl3Vf4 (I like shapes)

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/secret-to-building-rap-paw-with-your-cat-study/

Morgan Stringer 2 All Cops Are Boostards

Sat, 12 Sep 2020 01:56:12 +0000

Give Lauren Money, Get Lauren's Content at paypal.me/rawrglicious

St ories Used:

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/florida-caverns-state-park

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/falmouth-springs

https://torontosun.com/news/world/odds-and-ends-bible-thumper-and-other-offbeat-offerings/wcm/f8bffb0c-3672-4271-9a58-381cc8e4cc35/

https://apnews.com/c0c7a69efc4548ca6ddeffc3da7c70b5

https://apnews.com/134c5e267c96931f9b01a3e70e0b38f6

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/21/asia/thieves-ninja-museum-japan-intl-hnk-scli/index.html

https://i.redd.it/a6gaqhju7mp21.jpg

Aiden Xavier Lennex McCool

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 04:00:08 +0000

This week Aiden joins us and I call him daddy!

Eon's World: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

For Trans Men: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ftm-for-trans-men/id1241669672

Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Bethany's Twitter:https://twitter.com/DeltaStarfire

Lauren's Twitter: https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

Aiden's Twitter: https://twitter.com/AidenMcCool

Larry's Twitter: https://twitter.com/LarryYellingNB

Stories Used:

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/07/08/889268503/brazils-bolsonaro-sued-for-unmasking-as-he-announced-positive-test-for-covid-19

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/wine-fairy-facebook-groups-leave-booze-for-neighbors/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_on_the_Jair_Bolsonaro_presidency#cite_note-DataPoder360-1June2020-4

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/07/09/Father-and-son-find-World-War-II-bomb-while-magnet-fishing/1141594322690/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/07/09/Koala-visits-lighting-company-warehouse/4201594310544/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/07/08/Firefighters-hoist-sunken-horse-out-of-muddy-water/4371594232437/

https://www.npr.org/local/309/2020/07/10/889726473/i-c-e-citizens-trainings-may-be-a-vigilante-academy-chicago-alderman-warns

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/neptune-memorial-reef

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/skunk-ape-research-headquarters

Johnny Maloney 2 Booty Boo

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 02:55:48 +0000

This week Johnny joins us again! Hilarity and trauma ensues.

Joanna Blackhart's Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoannaBlackhart

Bethany's Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeltaStarfire

Johnny's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Scatterbrains

Lauren's Twitter: https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

Stories Used:

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/500967-lapd-commission-gets-bashed-by-callers-during-zoom-meeting-i-yield-my

https://www.theroot.com/minneapolis-police-officers-are-resigning-apparently-be-1844039805

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-senator-longwood-florida

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/discovery-island

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/sacred-cat-rug

https://twitter.com/firemichelmoore/status/1268669793466376192

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/911-marijuana-1.5525892

(bonus squirrel) https://www.huffpost.com/entry/squirrel-tightrope-peanut_n_5edf2e69c5b613cb07062ab1

Michael Schiciano

Sun, 31 May 2020 22:09:28 +0000

This month skitch.bandcamp.com joins us, some awesome people make a very leftist game, and my dogs bork at me at the end!

Bethany's Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Skitch's Music: https://skitch.bandcamp.com/

Stories Used: https://twitter.com/adultswim/status/1263870645743636482?s=19 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

https://kotaku.com/tonight-we-riot-devs-wanted-to-make-an-unapologetically-1843321038

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2020/05/cyberpunk-2077-sex-scenes-customise-genitals/

https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/coronavirus-covid-19-update-federal-judge-enters-temporary-injunction-against-genesis-ii-church (supplementary material: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeupJKz_Stw )

FDA “Stop selling this shit” list: https://www.fda.gov/consumers/health-fraud-scams/fraudulent-coronavirus-disease-2019-covid-19-products

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/koreshan-state-historic-site

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/guy-fieri-donates-22million-to-restaurant-workers-bill-murray-nacho-contest/

https://www.nfl.com/news/browns-offer-fans-chance-to-help-script-plays-with-stefanski-van-pelt

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/lewis-spring-house-frank-lloyd-wright

Conrad Zimmerman

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 04:00:19 +0000

On this month's episode Conrad Zimmerman joins us, Bethany and Lauren mercilessly destroy me, and a dog learns how to drive?

Conrad's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ConradZimmerman

Bethany's Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

The Podquisition & The Spinoff Doctors: https://soundcloud.com/jimquisition

Boston's Favorite Son: https://soundcloud.com/bostonsfavoriteson

The Pinful Truth: https://www.etsy.com/shop/PinfulTruth

Stories Used:

https://people.com/pets/scientists-discover-worlds-longest-animal-australia-waters/

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/haile-homestead

https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2020/04/meet-pizza-groundhog-the-hungry-critter-who-may-brighten-your-coronavirus-quarantine.html

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/dna-test-reveals-three-infants-abandoned-orlando-apartment-complex-2016-2019-are-related-police-say/OXYKST3JZZFJHF2UCLBPMKBV5Y/

https://www.kotaku.co.uk/2020/04/16/world-of-warcraft-fan-server-unleashes-days-long-virtual-plague-to-teach-covid-19-prevention

https://twitter.com/SpiritSonic/status/1250105688526688256

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/04/05/gender-reveal-party-blast-sparks-10-acre-wildfire-in-florida/

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/man-claiming-to-teach-pit-bull-to-drive-arrested-after-high-speed-chase-troopers-say/

Laura, Jane 3: It's A-Me!

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 04:00:05 +0000

This week Laura and Jane join us again, Optimist Prime destroys my roof, and someone wants you to put truck nuts in your butt!

Jane's Redbubble Page: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Janeiac

Stoned Monkey Radio: https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Laura's Website: https://laurakbuzz.com/

Eon's World: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Jane's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManiacJaneiac

Laura's Twitter: https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz

Lauren's Twitter: https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhatesthis/this-man-was-deported-out-of-dubai-for-being-too-sexy (bonus THIRST)

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4QAxF1ht3K/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/universal-basic-income-scotland-week-cash-payment-life-nicola-sturgeon-first-minister-snp-a7934131.html

https://secretldn.com/dachshund-sprains-tail-due-to-excessive-wagging/

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2020/03/25/corgi-falling-asleep-playing-dragon-fruit-gives-owners-right-scare-12453839/amp/

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/quilty-shelter-cat-houston_uk_5dcae4b2e4b01a8d3ea89bd7?utm_hp_ref=uk-weird-news&ncid=other_homepage_tiwdkz83gze&utm_campaign=mw_entry_recirc&guccounter=1

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2234294163295497&id=100001448060871&set=a.153980291326905&refid=52&__tn__=EH-R

Morgan Stringer

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 04:00:17 +0000

This week we stare in awe as someone dies horribly! And I don't mean when the giant sexy snake eats somebody.

Eon's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/index.htm

Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Beyond The Trailer Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe3665qM1r42N9LZArM31wg

Stories Used:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51602655

https://kotaku.com/twitch-streamer-suspended-after-accidentally-firing-rea-1842135267

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/memorial-to-leroy-brown

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/pig-monument

https://apnews.com/4303ebf9c77286c7add9a0c866bf849e

https://apnews.com/3e160c0431070e478097c698d51c6af0

Laura Kate Dale, Jane Aerith Magnet

Fri, 14 Feb 2020 05:00:04 +0000

This week OH MY GOD Y'ALL WE GOT LAURA KATE DALE AND JANE AERITH MAGNET AND I CAN NOT I AM JUST OH MY GOD I LOVE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.

Jane's Redbubble Page: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Janeiac

Stoned Monkey Radio: https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Laura's Website: https://laurakbuzz.com/

Eon's World: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Jane's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManiacJaneiac

Laura's Twitter: https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz

Stories Used:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-smokes-marijuana-front-judge-advocating-legalization/story?id=68591815

https://twitter.com/SheriffAlert/status/1221881862244749315?s=19 (Possible author: https://twitter.com/susanlilly)

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/suicide-hotline-volunteer-has-been-working-with-man-who-saved-her/

https://operationearth.ca/2020/01/18/the-beginning-of-a-new-industry-to-suck-co2-from-the-atmosphere/

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tees-51093623?intlink_from_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Ftopics%2Fcx2pk70323et%2Fuplifting-stories&link_location=live-reporting-story

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/furry-bystanders-saw-man-assaulting-woman-leaped-stop-it-n1120346?cid=sm_npd_nn_fb_ma

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/crows-give-homemade-art-to-man-who-helped-them/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/philippine-residents-turn-volcanic-ash-into-bricks/

Lauren Morgan, Steve Shives

Sat, 25 Jan 2020 05:00:18 +0000

On this week's episode Concourse A is closed forever! Also Steve Shives and Lauren Morgan arrest my ass.

Bethany's Comic:

http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Dice Funk: https://feed.podbean.com/austinyorski/feed.xml

Lauren's Twitter: https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

Steve's Things:

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Stories Used:

https://kotaku.com/man-hijacks-airport-monitor-to-play-ps4-game-1841052152

https://gizmodo.com/you-can-now-forget-your-existential-dread-with-pokemon-1841065252

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/19/us/cat-crochet-ears-adoption-trnd/index.html

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-tree-that-owns-itself-eufaula-alabama

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/jim-bakker-warns-that-gods-judgment-will-soon-fall-on-several-cities/

https://5newsonline.com/2020/01/19/white-only-signs-for-sale-at-antiques-store-spark-confrontation/

https://www.dezeen.com/2019/11/15/marinatex-lucy-hughes-james-dyson-award-design/

https://twitter.com/NetflixUK/status/1219194812290732034

Lauren Morgan, Johnny Maloney

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 05:00:03 +0000

This week we get not one but TWO dice funk hosts (one current one former) to join us and hilarity, and horny, ensues!

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/index.htm

Dice Funk: https://feed.podbean.com/austinyorski/feed.xml

Lauren's Twitter: https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

Johnny's Twitter:https://twitter.com/Scatterbrains

Bethany's Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeltaStarfire

Larry's Twitter: https://twitter.com/LarryYellingNB

Stories Used: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v74mgb/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/netflix-sex-horny-tweet_n_5dea95d6e4b00149f7400992

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/lake-jackson-ecopassage

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/vernon-florida

https://kotaku.com/cats-is-getting-patched-like-a-video-game-1840595607

https://www.montecookgames.com/consent-in-gaming/

https://qz.com/1776975/elon-musks-las-vegas-tunnel-wont-fix-congestion/

https://globalnews.ca/news/6309296/andrew-scheer-office-expenses/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dwp44p/oh_deer/ (TW: Deer Sex)

Music Used: Undertale "Your Last Dream OC Remix" by TGH at https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR03422

Steve Shives

Sat, 26 Oct 2019 04:00:09 +0000

Hey y'all! Larry Yellingenby here! This week Steve joins us to help free Hong Kong! Revolution of our time! Also Blizzard Entertainment is a bootlicking bag of snakes.

Bethany's Comic:

http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Steve's Things:

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Stories Used:

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2019/10/12/tarrant-county-sheriffs-son-arrested-on-indecent-exposure-charge/

https://wcyb.com/news/offbeat/deer-breaks-into-home-refuses-to-leave-bathtub

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/power-plant-turns-waste-into-energy-and-doubles-as-a-ski-slope/

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/10/16/jeremy-corbyn-pronouns-lgbt-equality-pinknews-awards-eastenders/

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/10/att-charged-customers-for-a-corporate-tax-that-it-doesnt-have-to-pay/

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/probation-lifted-for-fairplay-fire-company/article_6ac4c352-acce-5c96-95b9-5e9c6d6e849c.html

Callie Wright, Devyn Lennex-McCool

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 00:10:19 +0000

My producer needs y'all's help! She only has 3 days left to hit this fundraiser target and get her car back! Donate if you can, share if you can't.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-wedding-and-travel-for-skepticon?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

Bethany is awesome! It's been over a year since she was first on the show and I invited Callie and Devyn to talk about how amazing she is!

Bethany's Comic:

http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Queersplaining:

https://www.patreon.com/queersplaining/overview

Stories Used:

https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-police-investigate-assault-with-a-banana/article_2f9e57ac-ebd9-5e8d-bd85-126f85add519.html

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/we-can-keep-plastics-out-of-oceans-by-ditching-delicate-washing-cycle/

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/10/01/elizabeth-warren-march-pride-rainbow-feather-boa-las-vegas/

https://www.queerty.com/man-sues-apple-claims-iphone-made-gay-20191002

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/people/three-edinburgh-libraries-to-trial-dog-friendly-days-1-5014657

Callie Wright

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 00:05:08 +0000

My producer needs y'all's help! She only has 3 days left to hit this fundraiser target and get her car back! Donate if you can, share if you can't.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-wedding-and-travel-for-skepticon?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

This week we had Callie Wright, podcast extraordinaire and host of Queersplaining, come on to yell about bull semen!

Queersplaining: https://www.patreon.com/queersplaining/overview

Stories Used:

https://gizmodo.com/mass-explosion-of-bull-semen-after-fire-at-genetics-lab-1838179305

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mountain-lion-cat-cookie_n_5d816a1be4b0849d471fd97d

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/denmark-raises-millions-with-worlds-first-telethon/

https://jalopnik.com/the-russians-know-why-there-was-a-hole-in-a-soyuz-space-1838375668

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bearded-dragon-school-backpack_n_5d77ca56e4b0fde50c2e0335?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuaHVmZnBvc3QuY29tL3NlY3Rpb24vd2VpcmQtbmV3cw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAH6Yq10QcybSZRVXtkVbMv_KBM9j0wGU4wy1RfOTBdGh_I5lot40ukz7spHgCo4JxtrqbnTr0ahNQ4hsQHwUAnO_4xceKicMbqFG3JRX6CH7tHfkAxdlhv_riN8jyspOrzkezrHVdVcTtla9bNO7jBj6tO4JQvKFieSpUcYCK4mf

Lauren Morgan

Tue, 27 Aug 2019 04:00:02 +0000

This week hims penis broke!

Lauren's Twitter (Buy her titty pics! They're rawrgilicious!): https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gun-accident/jail-for-accidental-shooting-184963

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vomitig-vultures-flordia-home_n_5d571a0fe4b0eb875f23bc62

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/raccoon-florida-high-school-vending-machine_n_5d55c12be4b056fafd090013

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/seagull-eats-whole-apple-pie_n_5d4d1509e4b0066eb70f81dd

http://www.auburn-reporter.com/news/crow-with-fries-official-lands-at-is-resting-spot/

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-sausage-vending-machine-food-butchers-a8955496.html

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-scotland-trip-brexit-second-referendum-independence-lord-ashcroft-a9039516.html

https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/08/19/netflix-orders-he-man-anime-series-masters-of-the-universe-revelation-from-kevin-smith

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/possum-monument

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/brownie-the-town-dog-grave

Jane Aerith Magnet

Fri, 02 Aug 2019 04:00:05 +0000

This one's a very Queer And Pleasant episode with a lot of positive news!

Jane's Awesome Things:

https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio

https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

https://stonedmonkeyradio.blog/

Stories Used:

https://gizmodo.com/sony-s-wearable-air-conditioner-should-be-ready-for-nex-1836691714

https://kotaku.com/twitch-streamer-paladinamber-does-not-have-time-for-you-1836708509

https://www.positive.news/society/japanese-charity-turns-empty-homes-into-housing-for-single-mothers/

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/this-%e2%80%9cdating%e2%80%9d-website-will-help-you-find-the-perfect-dog/ar-AAEPAUt

https://time.com/5634675/trump-turning-point-russia-golf/

https://www.indy100.com/article/boris-johnson-eton-college-boys-students-holiday-michael-crick-9020571

Kotys, Steve

Thu, 01 Aug 2019 04:00:05 +0000

I FUCKING LOVE BETHANY TURNER (and y'all should too!)

Stories Used:

https://myfox8.com/2019/07/08/south-carolina-woman-charged-after-allegedly-throwing-a-snake-at-a-woman-and-stealing-her-car/

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/07/06/a-white-supremacist-set-himself-on-fire-while-trying-to-burn-down-a-synagogue/

Stephanie Zvan

Wed, 31 Jul 2019 21:03:50 +0000

This week we have some very dark gay marriages, naked moped riders, and geese!

Stephanie's Blog:

https://the-orbit.net/almostdiamonds/2019/07/01/mock-the-movie-stylish-possession-edition/

Stories Used:

https://kotaku.com/dark-souls-3-gets-a-gay-marriage-mod-1835888755?utm_source=Kotaku_Twitter&utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Twitter&utm_medium=Socialflow

https://www.thelocal.de/20190626/photo-of-the-day-naked-rider-stopped-by-police-as-temperatures-soar-in-germany

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/snake-python-escape-cambridge-lovell-road-police-a8981071.html?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1561902450

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/green-bay-radio-station-edits-lizzo-song-so-it-doesnt-mention-the-vikings

http://www.citypages.com/news/a-family-of-geese-created-a-traffic-jam-in-suburban-minneapolis-this-morning/511780281

Moving Toward a Better Atheism II_ The Quickening (192kbit_AAC)

Sat, 22 Jun 2019 04:00:15 +0000

This week Bethany and I went on Steve's channel for another round of making atheism great again with Comrade Nautica! Also Marissa is a god damn master of impersonations! Give it a listen!

Steve's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD4qMoFPUEzSn4CurFLJkIQ

Comrade Nautica's YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT9o454OE0OzVH4yOSOAhVg

Humans Holler at News (Hosted by Larry and Bethany): https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/larry-yellingman/man-yells-at-news

Marissa Alexa Lennex-Mccool's podcast The Cis are Getting Out of Hand: https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-cis-are-getting-out-of-hand

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Marissa, Callie

Mon, 17 Jun 2019 04:20:20 +0000

Hey y'all! If you want to help a comrade out why not send some cash to their PayPal? Charley is a wonderful friend of mine and a grade A JoJo shitposter.

https://www.paypal.me/Erosella?locale.x=en_US

Callie's Podcast: http://www.queersplaining.com/

Marissa's Spreaker Page: https://www.spreaker.com/user/marissaalexamccool

This week my producer asserts her dominance, Callie joins us to holler about awesome cartoons, and everyone gets the warm fuzzies over adorable animals!

Stories Used:

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019/06/11/fake-license-plate-unlicensed-driver-dui-warrant/

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/seagull-photobomb-london-traffic-cam_n_5cc9bac6e4b0d123954d2387

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/boston-subway-squirrel_n_5cc8b11ce4b0913d078a23e3

https://gritpost.com/armed-neo-nazis-crash-detroit-pride-police-escorting/

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/06/11/jon-stewart-congress-reauthorizing-9-11-victim-compensation-fund-first-responders-sot-vpx.cnn

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/offbeat/womans-unconventional-housewarming-present-is-leaving-people-very-puzzled/ar-AACM50F

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vita-coco-pee-jug-social-media_n_5cdc773be4b09d94af54cd5b

Moving Toward a Better Atheism Part 4

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 04:00:21 +0000

Hey y'all! Bethany and I were part of a stream on Steve Shives' channel a few days ago! Comrade Nautica got a couple of us filthy heathens together to figure out how to make atheism better!

Original Stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y1t3bBgyPU

Black Nonbelievers:

https://blacknonbelievers.com/

Alix Jules' Twitter:

https://twitter.com/alix331

Comrade Nautica's Youtube Channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT9o454OE0OzVH4yOSOAhVg

Comrade Nautica's Soundcloud:

https://soundcloud.com/nceministry2005

Moving Toward a Better Atheism Part 3

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 04:00:16 +0000

Moving Toward a Better Atheism Part 2

Mon, 10 Jun 2019 04:00:22 +0000

Hey y'all! Bethany and I were part of a stream on Steve Shives' channel a few days ago! Comrade Nautica got a couple of us filthy heathens together to figure out how to make atheism better!

Original Stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y1t3bBgyPU

Black Nonbelievers:
https://blacknonbelievers.com/

Alix Jules' Twitter:

https://twitter.com/alix331

Comrade Nautica's Youtube Channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT9o454OE0OzVH4yOSOAhVg

Comrade Nautica's Soundcloud:

https://soundcloud.com/nceministry2005

Moving Toward a Better Atheism Part 1

Sat, 08 Jun 2019 08:02:33 +0000

Charlotte, Steve

Mon, 27 May 2019 04:00:08 +0000

On this week's episode, cassowaries will murder you and laugh at your remains!

Stories used:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/spider-scare-leads-georgia-woman-s-van-rolling-river-n1008216

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/opinion/2019/05/20/rep-becker-my-abortion-bill-forward-looking-medical-procedures/3671253002/

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-nigel-farage-stuck-brexit-16185168?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main&fbclid=IwAR1X_lgg0T8H0lavE8DMvkbchXMZvyD7hQ1De-Z-waMi_fSmnlFJfiRPo2k

Ari Stillman, Jeremiah Traeger

Mon, 20 May 2019 20:57:45 +0000

*Squeals in fanboy*

The Cis Are Getting out of hand:

https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-cis-are-getting-out-of-hand

Jeremiah's Channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLlx-rewoF4

Stories Used:

https://people.com/crime/woman-posed-sheriffs-deputy-help-boyfriend-escape-jail-gets-15-years-prison/

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/16/mark-morgan-eyes-ice-director-1449570

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/16/matt-walsh-als-abortion-ban-is-good-since-a-baby-is-proof-a-rape-occurred/

Amy Kuhel, William Baker

Fri, 17 May 2019 16:44:39 +0000

On this vintage episode we have SO MANY HORRIBLE ACCENTS.

The Ginger Snaps:
https://www.patreon.com/Thegingersnaps

Stories Used:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-mega-church-founder-threatens-newspaper-20190402-svl7rzkggnedhaq5fxzega2oge-story.html

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-priest-harry-potter-magic-book-burning-poland-20190401-gbexwysbnfeidmh7u7kxtsl74e-story.html

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sex-man-wife-judge-court-protection-learning-difficulties-a8849211.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/04/uk/house-of-commons-water-leak-scli-gbr-intl/index.html

https://www.npr.org/2019/03/10/702063209/man-inadvertently-proves-that-hipsters-look-alike-by-mistaking-photo-as-himself

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ghost/meth-ghost-cleared-285430

https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/jeremy-clarkson-jokes-hes-had-transgender-operation-on-the-grand-tour/#gs.4e9qlx

Bethany Turner

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 04:00:06 +0000

Hello everyone and welcome to the relaunch of our podcast! Same format but now we have an amazing new co-host! I hope y'all enjoy Bethany as much as I do but that's going to be very hard because I frakking love her!

Bethany's Comic:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dog-interview-mic-stanley_n_5c954131e4b01ebeef0f1dff

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/peta-milk-ad-why_n_5c9e7333e4b0474c08ce8b7d

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/03/27/Giant-alligator-shocks-golfers-at-Georgia-course/7031553713707/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x86Lq2cEb4Q

https://www.washingtonpost.com/gdpr-consent/?destination=%2Fpolitics%2F2019%2F03%2F27%2Fgop-lawmaker-prays-jesus-forgiveness-before-states-first-muslim-woman-swears%2F%3Futm_term%3D.d417e2297fd8&utm_term=.ab0ac3936293

https://www.indy100.com/article/krishnan-guru-murthy-channel-4-brexiteer-mp-most-brutal-introduction-conservative-mp-ben-bradley-8841616?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1553684449

https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/alex-jones-blames-conspiracy-claims-on-psychosis

Bethany Turner, Ami Withani

Mon, 25 Mar 2019 04:00:16 +0000

This week Ami Withani from the Secular Soup podcast joins Bethany and I as we go spelunking in the dark underbelly of the human mind! Nah we just yell at some silly people doing silly things.

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Secular Soup: https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup/overview

Stories Used (or referenced):

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/italy-vaccination-chickenpox-anti-vax-massimiliano-fedriga-salvini-a8829926.html
https://www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/national/man-throws-shoe-with-revolver-inside-cockroach-shoots-self-foot-police-say/R0BIwabKYcM2qqgXAF1DoM/
https://www.novinite.com/articles/195855/Bulgarian+Police+Goes+Viral+after+Accidentally+Pepper+Spray+Themselves+Instead+of+Protesters
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47652071
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article228227534.html
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/be-kind-please-rewind-oregon-blockbuster-is-last-on-earth_n_5c8fb7c9e4b071a25a84f9f5
https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/hospital-staff-finds-crystal-meth-stuck-to-patients-buttocks-15895/
https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/city-settles-men-arrested-nypd-cops-confused-jolly-ranchers-crystal-meth-article-1.1927186

Bethany Turner, Steve Shives

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 04:00:10 +0000

Hey y'all! My good friend Bridget needs a bit of help again! Check out her fundraiser and chip in if you can! She will greatly appreciate any help you can provide. And if you can't give any money then share it around! https://www.facebook.com/donate/2099837016764639/

On this week's episode Bethany joins the Yellingman family and Steve Shives yells about fentanyl with us!
Bethany's Pages:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
https://www.deviantart.com/deltastarfire
https://twitter.com/DeltaStarfire

Steve's Things:
https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos
http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating
http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log
Stories Used:
https://www.wdrb.com/news/indiana-man-without-handgun-license-accidentally-shoots-self-in-genitals/article_a8e7a436-427b-11e9-9b88-4735c3c85e18.html
http://www.fox4news.com/trending/man-shoots-himself-in-penis
http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2019/03/12/strange-man-lures-unsuspecting-fallout-76-players-into-deadly-labyrinth
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/12/saudi-plane-turns-around-mother-forgets-baby-airport
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-47540092
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/6-indicted-in-maryland-bust-of-fentanyl-enough-to-kill-1m/2019/03/07/b1182206-40f6-11e9-85ad-779ef05fd9d8_story.html?utm_term=.c805239b32cd

Bethany Turner, Morgan Stringer

Sun, 10 Mar 2019 05:00:14 +0000

This week Bethany, Morgan, and I are sent into despair because white people will call the cops on literally anyone and anything for any reason.

Stories Used:
https://nypost.com/2019/02/20/man-tattoos-wrong-rover-in-honor-of-nasas-opportunity-rover/?utm_source=reddit.com

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lightsaber-dueling-now-official-sport-france/

https://www.wlky.com/article/naked-man-arrested-at-planet-fitness/22522710

https://globalnews.ca/news/4961300/home-depot-bomb-threat-poop-warning/?utm_medium=Facebook&utm_source=GlobalBC

https://apnews.com/3bb9b88196a84b20bea674a5bac6ca0e?utm_medium=AP_Oddities&utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c703a30e4b06cf6bb256dd6

Bethany's Comic:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Morgan's Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe3665qM1r42N9LZArM31wg/videos

Alex, Amy, Steve

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 02:49:37 +0000

This week me and Alex go to a gaming convention and Steve and Amy join us for another round of masochism!

Stories Used:

https://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/story/news/local/2019/01/31/dating-app-hook-up-pennfield-township-arrest-police-chase/2733745002/

https://www.wspa.com/amp/news/man-asks-deputies-to-jump-st
art-stolen-car-gets-arrested/1745281737

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-46750119

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/chicago-is-so-ridiculously-cold-that-the-railroad-tracks-need-to-be-on-fire-to-keep-the-trains-moving/ar-BBSVFbJ#page=2

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/tri_state/pennsylvania/joy-el-hires-assistant-director-of-bible-adventure-program/article_cb3cf465-3383-5770-9a01-c392284d9807.html

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/01/29/japanese-same-sex-couples-chiba/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Buffer&utm_campaign=PN

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2019/02/astronomers-accidentally-discover-a-hidden-galaxy-right-next-door/

Steve's Things:

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Amy's Podcast:
https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-ginger-snaps

Stephanie, Bethany, Ez

Thu, 27 Dec 2018 07:00:42 +0000

Hey everyone! This week we've got a special holiday edition! Join Ez, Bethany, Stephanie, and I as we scar ourselves for life! Nowhere near as much as some of the people in our stories though. Those poor orifices. D:

Stephanie's Things:

https://the-orbit.net/almostdiamonds/

http://www.am950radio.com/events/atheists-talk/

Ez's podcast:

https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-outer-voices-podcast

Bethany's Comic (Down for maintenance as of this posting):

http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used:

https://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/burglar-sacramento-marina-houseboat-hot-tub-13485189.php

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3147/This-Undersea-Robot-Is-Restoring-Damaged-Sections-Of-The-Great-Barrier-Reef

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/canadian-woman-collects-christmas-cards-to-place-on-homeless-peoples-pillows/

https://gizmodo.com/the-amazon-alexa-eavesdropping-nightmare-came-true-1831231490

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1831046610

http://www.citypages.com/restaurants/from-the-makers-of-the-piecaken-its-the-pielogen/503268681

https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-46637822intlink_from_url=https://www.bbc.com/news/topics/cz4pr2gdgvgt/inspiring-stories&link_location=live-reporting-story

Bethany Turner, Deanna Joy Lyons

Mon, 17 Dec 2018 05:00:06 +0000

This week on Man Yells At News you can hear the exact moment my mind shatters into a myriad of brain juice and skull chunks! Bethany and Deanna are also here and god are they hilarious!

Deanna's Podcast: http://livingafterfaith.com/

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/index.htm

Stories Used:

http://worthybae.com/dennis-dickey-gender-reveal-fire/

https://www.nj.com/bergen/2018/12/awkwardly-named-serial-masturbator-lands-in-hospital-after-alleged-toilet-brush-incident-at-doctors-office.html#incart_river_index

https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/crime/naked-driver-crashes-into-apartment-building-witnesses-say

https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/10/23/ted-nugent-totally-triggered-by-not-being-inducted-to-the-rock-and-roll-hall-of-fame

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/chocolate-street-spill-germany-sweets-factory-dreimeister-westoennen-a8679031.html

Marissa Alexa Lennex-McCool, Steve Shives

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 05:00:12 +0000

This week Marissa, Steve, and I nearly die of laughter! This might be one of my best recordings yet y'all!

Steve's Things:

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Marissa's Things:

https://www.gofundme.com/3z5hf2

https://www.patreon.com/qaf/overview

https://www.patreon.com/IncitingIncidentPodcast/overview

http://rismccool.com/writing/

Stories Used:

1. https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/11/19/polar-bear-anal-sex-christmas-display/

2. https://www.bbc.com/sport/darts/46245993

3. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/james-mason-whitley-bay-tyneside-15442297

4. https://thehill.com/latino/418277-trans-woman-was-beaten-in-ice-custody-before-she-died-report?fbclid=IwAR1zE0lPxAIqF7MvzwWblma69hoAOZQwF9x6KWscQGYo_GvPHwUaimgwZn4

5. https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/hagerstown-man-accused-of-burglary-left-id-in-victim-s/article_b48e3420-c1c6-11e8-8106-5b2420734ab9.html

6. https://thehill.com/latino/418277-trans-woman-was-beaten-in-ice-custody-before-she-died-report?fbclid=IwAR1zE0lPxAIqF7MvzwWblma69hoAOZQwF9x6KWscQGYo_GvPHwUaimgwZn4

Ari Stillman, Morgan, Steve Shives

Sat, 10 Nov 2018 12:30:12 +0000

This week I bring out the highest number of offensive accents I've done in an episode! Ari, Steve, and Morgan try to stop me but it doesn't go so well.

Tris' Author Pages:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/tris-mamone

https://medium.com/@tmamone

Morgan's Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe3665qM1r42N9LZArM31wg

Steve's Things:

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Ari's Podcasts:

https://www.patreon.com/qaf/overview

https://www.patreon.com/ReasonableRisk/posts

Stories Used:

https://www.theroot.com/a-white-woman-called-the-police-on-a-whale-a-whale-1829651896

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/10/11/trump-will-not-be-denied-his-fox-news-airtime/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.e853491b3a02

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/him-too-twitter-navy-mom_us_5bbbf675e4b0876edaa10e9f?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067&__twitter_impression=true

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/hagerstown-man-stops-breathing-after-being-arrested-in-dog-defecation/article_c35df822-ccdf-11e8-b716-23418ef0bb01.html

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/houston-sex-doll-brothel-nope_us_5bb5472ee4b028e1fe3a5158

Ami & Amy, Noah Lugeons

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 16:25:05 +0000

#WONTBEERASED
This week Noah Lugeons and the Amies join me to yell about the Trump admin trying to define trans people out of existence, Megyn Kelly wonders what's wrong with a bit of blackface, and Noah gives us the real story behind Steve Novella and Eli.

Secular Soup: https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup/posts

Scathing Atheist: https://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist/posts

God Awful Movies: https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful/posts

The Skepticrat: https://www.patreon.com/skepticrat/posts

Citation Needed: https://www.patreon.com/citationpod/posts

Stories Used:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/trump-supporter-calls-911-black-lyft-driver-not-turning-radio-225018422.html

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/believe-it-or-not-man-enters-ripley-s-aquarium-strips-naked-and-jumps-into-shark-tank-1.4134201

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-administration-mulls-rollback-of-obama-era-transgender-protections-report-says?fbclid=IwAR1pmgXgMNoNQBUuefkZbc0Xop6XKZGxbAD0aLbdgj6bQ0OVnroUb9MmvLI

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/gillum-targeted-new-racist-robocall-florida-governor-race-n923406

https://rewire.news/article/2018/10/18/theres-now-an-online-option-for-self-managed-early-abortion-care-in-us/

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/yw97vj/megyn-kelly-wonders-whats-so-bad-about-blackface

https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-accused-groping-woman-flight-trump-grab-women/story?id=58681265

https://www.gofundme.com/insulted-but-not-broken

Lex, Bethany Turner

Sat, 06 Oct 2018 04:00:03 +0000

This week I've got Bethany and Lex here to do more scottish twitter, florida peeps going nuts again, and funny third thing!
Bethany's Webcomic:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/index.htm

Stories Used:

https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/146285-2/
https://ktul.com/news/local/police-man-threatens-to-blow-up-building-after-woman-wont-send-nude-pictures
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/
https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/melanie-arter/florida-man-pleads-guilty-recording-himself-having-sex-least-80-different
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/spider-giant-web-aitoliko-greece_us_5ba538dfe4b069d5f9d2a6f9
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/731500/NASA-Mars-Curiosity-Rover-blackout-mystery-glitch-conspiracy-frenzy-video
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2018/09/23/argument-over-bruno-mars-song-ends-man-pistol-whipping-his-friend/1406324002/

Valencia Foxbourne, Stephanie Zvan

Sat, 22 Sep 2018 04:00:06 +0000

This week Stephanie, Valencia, and I yell about dead raccoons, a dolphin gets too friendly with anything and everything it can, and I do hilariously awful french AND scottish accents!
Stephanie's Networks:
The Orbit: https://the-orbit.net/

Secular Woman: http://www.secularwoman.org/

Incels, a video essay by Contrapoints (GO WATCH THIS Y'ALL CONTRAPOINTS IS AMAZING): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD2briZ6fB0

Toronto Raccoon Memorial: https://www.boredpanda.com/dead-raccoon-memorial-shrine-mourning-deadraccoonto-toronto/

MPR Raccoon Saga:
1) https://www.mprnews.org/story/2018/06/12/st-paul-mpr-raccoon-may-climb-down-on-its-own-expert-said

2) https://www.mprnews.org/story/2018/06/13/he-did-it-mprraccoon-reaches-roof

Stories Used:

https://www.newsweek.com/horny-dolphin-forces-closure-popular-beach-after-rubbing-people-1091384
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/
http://www.citypages.com/news/madison-lake-police-chief-angrily-rants-about-non-english-speakers-at-yellowstone/492962571
http://www.startribune.com/young-woman-s-death-heightens-concerns-about-medical-care-at-minneapolis-homeless-encampment/492962771/
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2018/09/13/no-kidding-inver-grove-heights-cops-finally-nab-americas-goat-wanted
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/406103-ceo-of-drug-company-calls-400-percent-price-increase-moral-requirement
https://edmontonjournal.com/news/crime/security-guard-who-kicked-man-to-death-says-he-was-involuntarily-celibate

Tris Mamone, PZ Myers

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 06:11:11 +0000

Hey everyone! Sorry for the late drop. College has me busy as fuck. On this episode Tris and PZ join me to yell about relationship goals, accents that will send any of my scottish listeners into a murderous rage, and I fuck up a story!

Tris's Podcasts:
https://www.spreaker.com/show/bi-any-means-podcast
https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-biskeptical-podcast
PZ's Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/pzamyers/videos
PZ's Blog:
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/
Stories Used:
https://5newsonline.com/2018/08/21/fayetteville-woman-posing-as-deputy-helps-boyfriend-escape-county-jail/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/fox-news-summer-mistakes-apologies-1136325

Why Marissa McCool Is Wonderful

Sat, 01 Sep 2018 15:02:14 +0000

This week a bunch of us podcasters got together to talk about how wonderful our purple amazon is! Marissa is getting a brand new shiny science vagina installed! She's going to need a bit of help though so if you want buy her books, patreon her podcasts, or donate to her GoFundMe page! Links start here.

https://www.gofundme.com/3z5hf2
https://www.patreon.com/qaf/overview
https://www.patreon.com/IncitingIncidentPodcast/overview
http://rismccool.com/writing/

Ami, Hertzey, Lex

Mon, 20 Aug 2018 04:00:06 +0000

This week we talk about vagina wasps!

Secular Soup: https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup/overview
Atheist Talk: https://www.patreon.com/AtheistTalk/overview
Stories Used:
https://kotaku.com/ign-pulls-ex-editors-posts-after-dozens-more-plagiarism-1828357792
https://www.wonkette.com/no-one-saw-it-coming-snake-handling-pastor-gets-bit-by-snake
http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/08/16/hannity-trump-revoking-john-brennans-security-clearance-more-officials-should-come-next
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hungry-thief-wanted-after-nearly-100000-worth-of-ramen-noodles-stolen_us_5b743aeae4b0df9b093b3e9e
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/13/health/mayo-clinic-escape-1-eprise/
https://gizmodo.com/worlds-oldest-cheese-found-in-ancient-tomb-was-also-v-1828414954
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hungry-thief-wanted-after-nearly-100000-worth-of-ramen-noodles-stolen_us_5b743aeae4b0df9b093b3e9e
http://intivar.greenliveforever.com/oak_gall_vaginal_tightening.html
https://www.npr.org/2013/10/18/236997513/serpent-experts-try-to-demystify-pentecostal-snake-handling

Man Yells At News 22

Mon, 13 Aug 2018 04:00:05 +0000

I love doing this podcast. I get to hang out with amazing people like Bethany and Amy and it's just amazing! This week we laugh at silly shit.
Bethany on Living After Faith:

http://livingafterfaith.com/2018/07/17/finally-a-bethany-appearance-episode-81/
Eon's World:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Secular Soup:
https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup/overview
Stories Used:

https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/bergen/fair-lawn/2018/08/05/police-fair-lawn-nj-man-accidentally-shoots-himself-and-friend/909717002/
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/laura-ingraham-slams-racist-freak_us_5b6d1375e4b0530743c8a469
https://gizmodo.com/florida-man-went-off-the-deep-end-after-facebook-politi-1828256487
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mom-bakes-1-one-cookies-son-first-birthday-penis_us_5931a73ee4b075bff0f31041
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45119326

Steve Shives, Devyn Lennex-McCool, Aiden Xavier Lennex-McCool

Fri, 27 Jul 2018 17:00:48 +0000

This week we yell about a paranoid pederast, I lose my grip on reality just a bit more, and we talk about how amazing my producer is!
Marissa's Amazon Page:
https://www.amazon.com/default/e/B075NQV56B/ref=la_B075NQV56B_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1532649243&sr=1-1&redirectedFromKindleDbs=true
Marissa's Podcasts:
https://www.spreaker.com/user/marissaalexamccool

https://www.patreon.com/qaf/posts
https://www.patreon.com/IncitingIncidentPodcast/posts

Stories Used:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/07/burglar-wakes-up-couple-to-ask-to-use-their-wi-fi-network/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/md-man-with-underground-bunker-of-guns-and-child-porn-sentenced-to-16-years/2018/07/25/3e789e8c-9049-11e8-bcd5-9d911c784c38_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.2bbe22c58870
https://libya360.wordpress.com/2018/07/03/ecuadors-indigenous-and-campesinos-chevron-buying-impunity/
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-china-flags/made-in-china-trump-re-election-flags-may-get-burned-by-his-tariffs-idUSKBN1KF1D6
https://www.abc27.com/news/local/york/wagner-getting-pushback-for-comments-at-campaign-event/1312423380
https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/tri_state/pennsylvania/police-chili-bandit-strikes-st-thomas-pa-home/article_177c1f4e-90cf-11e8-910e-67cc758d266b.html
Aiden's Podcast:
https://www.spreaker.com/show/ftm-for-trans-men
Steve's Stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

Steve Shives, Kevin Logan, Lex

Fri, 20 Jul 2018 04:00:07 +0000

This one's a bit shorter than usual because Zencastr went deep inside me without any lube.

Steve Shives' Stuff:
Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

The Ensign's Log:
https://soundcloud.com/lemme-listen/sets/the-ensigns-log-podcast

Lemme Listen Podcasts:
https://soundcloud.com/lemme-listen/sets/late-seating

Kevin's Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/ploppy111/videos

Stories Used:

http://www.pjstar.com/news/20180602/pregnant-woman-beats-manager-at-subway-with-sandwich
https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/gainesville/man-arrested-after-allegedly-biting-teen-on-butt/85-570999375 3.
http://www.wndu.com/content/news/Police-recover-stolen-Walmart-trailer-in-Mishawaka-487148911.html

Ollie Scath, Charlotte Page

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 04:00:06 +0000

DON'T FUCK THE HAMSTER

This is Necessary:
https://www.patreon.com/NecessaryPod/posts
Charlotte Writes, Charlotte Speaks
https://charlottewrites.libsyn.com/
ContraPoints
https://www.patreon.com/contrapoints/posts

Stories Used:

http://www.newsweek.com/flu-outbreak-2018-2017-morbidity-967699
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/13/us/florida-man-police-test-meth-arrest-trnd/index.html?no-st=1529093590
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article213046694.html
https://amp.businessinsider.com/trump-prank-phone-call-transcript-john-melendez-bob-menendez-air-force-one-2018-6
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/permit-patty-alison-ettel-resigns-ceo-cannabis-company-video-calling-police-on-girl-selling-water/
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/news/21901631
https://medium.com/@Phaylen/ipsy-celebrates-pride-month-by-declaring-trans-women-inauthentic-7e0e9303ea63

Hertzey Hertz, Erik Ryder

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 04:00:06 +0000

This week I've got Hertzey Hertz and Erik Ryder! We've got a short one for ya this week.

Odd Atheist Friends:
https://www.patreon.com/Oaf
Hertzey Talks:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7hpUbqg3rIzlTgZy31qu6g/videos
Minnesota Atheists Radio:
https://www.patreon.com/AtheistTalk/overview

Stories Used:
http://www.newsweek.com/flu-outbreak-2018-2017-morbidity-967699
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/13/us/florida-man-police-test-meth-arrest-trnd/index.html?no-st=1529093590
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article213046694.html
http://www.inquisitr.com/3740421/donald-trump-could-be-the-anti-christ-or-so-say-some-christians-and-conspiracy-theorists/
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mbxxgq/terrible-tales-of-a-lizard-smoking-blood-drinking-satanic-cult

Bethany Futrell, Morgan Stringer

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 04:00:06 +0000

So much poop. SO MUCH POOOOP!

She Talks Atheism:
https://www.patreon.com/SheTalksAtheism/posts

Biskeptical Podcast:
https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-biskeptical-podcast

Beyond The Trailer Park:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe3665qM1r42N9LZArM31wg

Stories Used:
https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2018/6/7/17439036/australia-pooping-jogger-brisbane
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-virginia-armouredvehicle/soldier-steals-armored-vehicle-takes-it-on-two-hour-ride-in-virginia-police-idUSKCN1J20EZ
http://www.mcall.com/news/local/mc-pol-road-rage-defecation-20180609-story.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/06/09/dozens-claim-a-chicago-detective-beat-them-into-confessions-a-pattern-of-abuse-or-a-pattern-of-lies/?utm_term=.c04d2910e1e2
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-usa-kim/trump-and-north-koreas-kim-in-singapore-for-historic-tuesday-summit-idUSKBN1J609X
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/06/07/a-texas-man-decapitated-a-rattlesnake-it-bit-him-anyway-and-he-nearly-died-his-wife-says/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.165620b27499
https://thebrauhaus.blogspot.com/2015/11/kat-von-d-everlasting-liquid-lipstick_19.html
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/nosacredcows/2018/06/tattoo-artist-and-anti-vaxx-icon-kat-von-ds-alleged-history-of-antisemitism/

Masochism

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 17:17:26 +0000

I won't be uploading a proper episode this week so this is my way of saying "I'm sorry".

Esme & Rakeem

Tue, 29 May 2018 03:24:39 +0000

This week Esme & Rakeem from The Outer Voices podcast join me to yell about a shitload of racism, pigs following people home, and Rachel Dolezal's hair!

Outer Voices Podcast:
https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-outer-voices-podcast
Stories Used:

1. https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20180524/16432539900/ice-trying-to-deport-journalist-reporting-abusive-ice-behavior.shtml
2. http://myfox8.com/2018/05/21/is-this-real-life-man-calls-police-to-report-hes-being-followed-by-a-pig/
3. https://kotaku.com/oh-no-there-are-women-in-battlefield-v-1826275455
4. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/23/us/cyntoia-brown-clemency-hearing.html
5. https://www.theroot.com/2-mississippi-police-officers-fired-after-brutally-beat-1826267480
6. http://www.khq.com/story/38272892/first-on-khq-former-spokane-naacp-president-rachel-dolezal-facing-felony-theft-charges-for-welfare-fraud
7. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/22/us/gavin-grimm-transgender-bathrooms.html

Glenallen Mixon, Todd Bonzalez

Sun, 20 May 2018 04:00:05 +0000

Courtney's Fundraiser:
https://www.facebook.com/donate/611800729154126/

I have a favor to ask y’all. One of my previous guests, Courtney, is going through a rough time right now. They’ve got a whole host of health problems and as a result they can’t work. Last week their car, which was having problems already, blew its transmission. If you’ve been watching the facebook page or twitter you already know this but Courtney has started a fundraiser and I’ve been trying to help her reach her goal of 700 dollars. We’re already at 420 y’all! That is so close! Help a sista out and restore my faith in humanity in the process. If you can’t donate then just share it everywhere you can.

This week my amazing guests are Glenallen Mixon and Todd Bonzalez! They're the hosts of the Secular Soup podcast and practitioners of some delightful bitchcraft! Also TW: Animal Cruelty. This shit pissed me right the fuck off.

Secular Soup:
https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup/overview

Delightful Bitchcraft:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/delightfulbitchcraft

Stories Used:
https://www.caoc.org/?pg=facts
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/london/london-ontario-artillery-shell-garbage-1.4665802
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/18/us/trump-golf-course-shooting.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/05/16/man-died-after-a-vape-pen-exploded-and-embedded-pieces-into-this-head-autopsy-says/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.179622e0fa59
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/05/16/man-died-after-a-vape-pen-exploded-and-embedded-pieces-into-this-head-autopsy-says/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.e6a5fcea5b02
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/18/politics/bill-gates-donald-trump-intl/index.html
https://www.ajc.com/news/national/florida-teacher-accused-drowning-raccoons-opossum-science-class-placed-leave/tJimRHIDywbzIYxtoFEdRM/
https://www.twincities.com/2018/05/15/new-minnesota-license-plate-honors-fallen-officers-and-proceeds-go-to-grieving-families/

Trav Mamone, Bethany Turner

Mon, 14 May 2018 03:02:52 +0000

Oh lawdy do I have a good one for y'all today! Patron and friend of the show Trav Mamone is joining me alongside returning guest Bethany Turner! Today we've got a man who is a bit too friendly with horses, a woman who used the microwave at a 7-11 in an unorthodox manner, and I can't even tell you what happens in my last story!

Bi Any Means Podcast:
https://www.patreon.com/tmamone/overview

Biskeptical Podcast:
https://www.patreon.com/biskepticalpodcast/overview

Eon's Comic:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/archives/display/1.1.htm

Stories Used:

https://nypost.com/2018/04/26/man-confesses-to-sex-with-horse-using-overturned-bucket/
https://m.sfgate.com/news/article/Woman-cited-after-urine-explodes-in-7-Eleven-12890792.php
3. https://nypost.com/2018/05/03/extremely-drunk-man-tried-to-have-sex-with-car-tailpipe-cops/
https://heavy.com/news/2018/05/sarah-braasch/
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-nominating-dr-oz-presidential-council-sport-fitness-nutrition/

Man Yells At News 13

Sun, 06 May 2018 04:00:06 +0000

On this week's episode Amy and Bethany join me as I do bad Mario impressions. There's also a lot of shitty puns! :D

Bethany's Comic:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/archives/display/1.1.htm

Ginger Snaps Podcast:
https://www.patreon.com/Thegingersnaps/overview

Stories Used:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/panic-ensues-avengers-movie-screening-article-1.3960667
http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html
3. http://www.westkentuckystar.com/News/Local-Regional/Western-Kentucky/Man-Arrested-After-Graves-County-Tractor-Pursuit.aspx
4. http://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/man-avoids-prison-time-for-killing-neighbor-after-using-rare-gay-panic-defense/1143244438
5. http://www.good4utah.com/news/brigham-young-university-reporting-rates-increase-400/1136514414
6. https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/05/04/us/colorado-state-university-racial-profiling-trnd/index.html

Ollie Scath, Hertzey Hertz

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 21:00:05 +0000

On this episode of Man Yells At News Ollie Scath and Hertzey Hertz drop by to tell us some stories about how Taylor Swift's crazy fans leave her breathless and why she should always keep her Eyes Open. Satan also makes some appearances.

Ollie's Podcast Page:
https://www.facebook.com/This-Is-Neccessary-561108717597286/?ref=bookmarks

Minnesota Atheists:
https://atheisttalk.libsyn.com/

Hertzey Talks:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7hpUbqg3rIzlTgZy31qu6g?view_as=subscriber

Stories Used:

http://www.wwl.com/articles/louisiana-law-ban-sex-animals-wins-senate-vote-25-10
https://patch.com/texas/southaustin/woman-bites-boyfriends-ear-during-south-austin-roughhousing
http://wtkr.com/2018/04/19/suspect-hospitalized-after-stealing-crashing-ambulance-from-virginia-beach-hospital/

Chrisiousity and Godless Mama

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 04:00:05 +0000

On this week's episode Chrisiousity and Godless Mama join me for some good old fashioned racism, sexism, and train cars full of shit!
Chrisiousity's youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn1bhOC69Z4TplynafVv7ng

Godless Mama Speaks:
https://godlessmama.com/
Stories Used:

http://amp.kansas.com/news/politics-government/article208245289.html
http://www.ktva.com/story/37889886/moose-attack-injures-1-near-houston
http://whnt.com/2018/04/04/train-hauling-10m-pounds-of-human-feces-stranded-in-walker-county-town-god-help-us-if-it-gets-hot/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/04/04/men-are-concerned-about-what-metoo-is-doing-to-men-at-work/?utm_term=.333f370ad326
https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2018/04/05/irs-agent-pleads-not-guilty-aggravated-rape-and-other-charges-for-allegedly-assualting-intern/XRriXiBGZcS2R2Zfxu7aDK/story.html?p1=Article_Trending_Most_Viewed
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/not-smart-enough-men-overestimate-intelligence-science-class-n862801
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/04/us/politics/racial-bias-school-discipline-policies.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&smid=fb-nytpolitics&smtyp=cur

Man Yells At News 10

Thu, 05 Apr 2018 23:09:05 +0000

This week I have on who might be my most special guests yet; my producer Marissa Alexa Mccool and Priss! And patrons get to hear things go off the rails quickly and hilariously a week earlier than everyone else!
The Interesting Life of Priss:

https://www.patreon.com/prissunicorn

Marissa's Podcasts:

https://www.patreon.com/IncitingIncidentPodcast/posts

https://www.patreon.com/qaf/posts

Marissa's Amazon Author Page:

https://www.amazon.com/Marissa-Alexa-McCool/e/B075NQV56B/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1522402872&sr=8-1

Stories Used:

https://www.upi.com/Undercover-Detroit-police-attempt-to-arrest-each-other-in-embarassing-drug-bust/8361510804710/
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/sweet-jesus-asked-to-change-blasphemous-name-by-christian-petitioners/ar-BBKDfDP
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/380533-arpaio-says-he-will-resume-attacking-obamas-birth-certificate-if-elected

Man Yells At News (9)

Wed, 28 Mar 2018 01:27:12 +0000

This week's episode is completely unedited. The Secular Women Work Conference is an amazing event held by activists for activists but it won't happen unless it reaches its funding goal which ends in 46 hours as of publication.

My awesome guests for today are Monette Richards and Steve Shives!

Secular Women Work: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1033564734/secular-women-work-returns/description

Stories Used:

http://www.sunherald.com/news/local/crime/article206860754.html
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43484681
http://www.wbir.com/mobile/article/news/local/this-is-jesus-christ-and-i-just-broke-into-pizza-hut-nc-mans-911-confession/51-531048941

http://radio.wosu.org/post/total-abortion-ban-ohio-unlikely-and-probably-unconstitutional#stream/0

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/lgl/d/seeking-lead-attorney-for/6544195570.html
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43525549
https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/court-filing-gives-further-details-of-allegations-against-commissioner-myers/article_1cfcfbc0-320e-11e8-98d5-43be9fafd4ba.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/20/us/politics/arthur-jones-illinois.html
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/25/politics/rick-santorum-guns-cnntv/index.html

Man Yells At News 8

Thu, 22 Mar 2018 00:33:56 +0000

This week my guests are the hilarious Kristi Winters and Kevin Logan! We yell at the far right, more republican climate change dumbassery, and we end with a heartwarming story about a gay couple tolerating a new couple who moved in next door to them.

Kristi's Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/drkmwinters

Kevin's Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/ploppy111

Stories Used:

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/bjp87a/cambridge-analytica-bragged-about-using-fake-news-bribes-and-ukranian-hookers-to-influence-elections
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/dc-lawmaker-says-recent-snowfall-caused-byrothschilds-controlling-the-climate/2018/03/18/daeb0eae-2ae0-11e8-911f-ca7f68bff0fc_story.html?utm_term=.9186669e85c8
https://www.indy100.com/article/gay-couples-neighbours-lesbian-couple-niceness-kindness-competition-8258711
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/youtube-comedian-count-dankula-guilty-hate-speech-nazi-dog-video-145920581.html
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mississippi-passes-nations-strictest-abortion-ban-on-international-womens-day_us_5aa199a8e4b06d2d28920cd7
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwapo.st%2F2pqXhmK&h=ATNEv0yA8kZb6d39LAVSsoq67rWJ7ZfKfeJVa1PPeVO-MkkDNGy1picjM7TIDOb_Tk5JoMX6g48158xs-2bu7xI3o2zaY494TWAxH3T31lN5bFSaIJ0BRwp_ZuX6Vj6lmnM

Man Yells At News 7

Sat, 17 Mar 2018 19:08:57 +0000

This week I've got the amazing Amy Withawhy and PZ Myers! You can find Amy on the Secular Soup Podcast and PZ at Freethought Blogs!

Secular Soup: https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup/overview

Freethought Blogs: https://freethoughtblogs.com/

Stories Used:

http://www.keyc.com/story/37706729/mankato-man-arrested-for-chicken-nugget-burglary
http://wgno.com/2018/03/11/new-orleans-restaurant-charging-whites-30-blacks-12-as-part-of-experiment/
https://thinkprogress.org/white-supremacist-heimbach-arrest-14c2326334ce/
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryancbrooks/dccc-emails-democrats?utm_term=.jsR0xXn6w#.wqENJBZx0
http://bgr.com/2018/03/08/twins-study-nasa-scott-mark-kelly-dna/
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/bomb-squad-called-for-emf-sensor-left-by-ghost-hunters?utm_term=.ramGDKwke#.meRJ12z79
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/03/12/doctors-find-air-pocket-where-part-of-mans-brain-should-be/?utm_term=.c4ca0522f600
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/what-is-canada-even?utm_term=.laAYjNKaZ#.il7p39J2d
https://www.the-alien-project.com/
https://www.livescience.com/62045-alien-mummies-explained.html

Man Yells AT News 6

Mon, 05 Mar 2018 18:48:21 +0000

This one's a good 'un! On this episode we're promoting the Secular Women Work conference! My guests, Stephanie Zvan and Monette Richards, are two of the organizers and they're very fun to work with!
CW: I use the word "Stupid" a lot despite trying not to.

Secular Women Work: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1033564734/secular-women-work-returns?ref=hero_thanks

Stories Used:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rubgrub-vibrator-orders-pizza_us_5a8dff30e4b077f5bfeada27

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-public-school-teacher-white-nationalist-podcast_us_5a99ae32e4b089ec353a1fba

https://insiderlouisville.com/metro/bipartisan-child-marriage-bill-faces-roadblock-from-conservative-family-foundation/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

https://pagesix.com/2018/03/04/e-sets-up-30-sec-delay-to-protect-ryan-seacrest/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-biz-standing-desks-health-study-20180227-story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2018/03/02/shortly-before-trump-announced-tariffs-his-former-adviser-dumped-millions-in-steel-related-stocks/?utm_term=.0f58e53d91b0

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/01/589794878/australia-says-gun-amnesty-netted-57-000-illegal-weapons

https://apnews.com/2286977934bd48a788063aa1056accbf/Allegations-about-40-gay-priests-in-Italy-sent-to-Vatican

Man Yells At News 5 Spreaker Version

Tue, 27 Feb 2018 16:33:12 +0000

CW: Discussion of mental health. The "C" word is used.
On this week my guests are the incredible Olliver Quesnel and Ari Stillman! (I'm a bit of a fan of Ari).

You can find Olliver at https://www.patreon.com/NecessasryPod

You can find Ari at https://www.patreon.com/aristillman/posts

https://www.patreon.com/qaf/posts

and https://www.patreon.com/thegaytheistmanifesto/posts

Brew City Benefit: https://www.mkehumanists.com/brew-city-benefit

We're also on Stitcher now! https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=174702&refid=stpr

Stories Used

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/

http://amp.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article202093489.html?__twitter_impression=true

http://www.portnews.com.au/story/5248013/one-person-injured-after-altercation-involving-lawn-mower-video/?cs=257

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2018/02/22/a-little-girl-saw-an-emotional-support-dog-on-a-plane-it-went-for-her-face/?utm_term=.eae56df0831f

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-execute-man-1993-slaying-college-student-53270171

Man Yells At News 3

Sat, 24 Feb 2018 16:02:26 +0000

This week I was joined by my great friend Lex and the fantabulous Amy K and the amazing Courtney Lynn!

You can find Amy K's podcast at https://www.patreon.com/Thegingersnaps/overview
You can find Courtney Lynn's books at https://www.amazon.com/Courtney-Lynn/e/B00CBTIAUA/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1

Man Yells At News 2 For Real

Sat, 24 Feb 2018 16:00:05 +0000

Today's awesome guests were Ami and Amy of the Secular Soup Podcast! You can give them money at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup/overview

Stories covered 1) http://www.wmur.com/article/woman-says-she-found-dead-lizard-in-lettuce-purchased-at-nh-grocery-store/16629291

2) https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2018/02/06/a-flat-earther-finally-tried-to-fly-away-his-rocket-didnt-even-ignite/?utm_term=.c68ae25a6c3b

3) https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gloria-copeland-flu-jesus_us_5a792055e4b00f94fe944ac8

4) https://wonkette.com/629512/arizona-republicans-unsure-what-lady-prisoners-need-tampons-for

5) http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/steve-bannon-and-donald-trump-are-breaking-up/

6) https://www.thedailybeast.com/bill-maher-warns-metoo-movement-creating-police-state-for-sex?source=TDB&via=FB_Page

7) http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/09/florida-jail-hangs-neon-vacancy-sign.html

Man Yells At News 4 With CW

Sat, 24 Feb 2018 15:58:31 +0000

Content Warning: Lots and lots of ableist language.
My awesome guests today are Michael Schaffer of the Reasonable Risk Podcast and Justin Woodruff of the Gnawvice blog!

In this episode Larry Yellingman makes terrible fart puns and even worse confessions.

Reasonable Risk Podcast https://www.patreon.com/ReasonableRisk/posts

Gnawvice Blog https://gnawvice.wordpress.com/

Stories Used

https://wsvn.com/news/local/video-of-doral-high-school-security-guard-pretending-to-shoot-at-students-surfaces/

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dave-daubenmire-faults-male-students-for-not-displaying-masculinity-by-stopping-parkland-shooting/

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2018/02/20/smoke-bomb-forces-skunks-out-and-leads-ferndale-house-fire/356792002/

http://deadstate.org/church-plans-to-hold-a-blessing-ceremony-for-assault-weapons-owned-by-worshippers/

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/26/581142460/the-case-of-the-serial-stowaway-marilyn-hartman

https://shareblue.com/republican-candidate-for-congress-compares-teen-shooting-victims-to-hitler/

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/waffle-house-customer-cooks-own-meal_us_5a219e83e4b03350e0b69942

Man Yells At News 1

Sat, 24 Feb 2018 15:57:39 +0000

This is my first official episode! On today's episode I force my friend Rita to say noises into a microphone! Stories covered are:

1. https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/gywzz7/pensioner-banned-from-every-farm-in-britain-for-fisting-cow
2. https://www.indy100.com/article/piers-morgan-cartoon-donald-trump-the-mash-report-bbc-two-disturbing-butt-sex-brown-nosing-8192531?utm_source=indy&utm_medium=top5&utm_campaign=i100

3. http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/01/31/man-caught-masturbating-in-burger-king.html

4. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fox-and-friends-flu_us_5a6f2144e4b0ddb658c897f9?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

What constitutes sexual harassment? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZslRP53PPM