https://thetalkinggeek.comJust a quick bit (usually less than thirty seconds); something nominally entertaining about family, work life, society, etc.

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And if for some reason you want more of me, my blog is https://thetalkinggeek.com]]>enComedyCopyright Kyle Souzahttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3f7e520977bf63259219862c086faa94.jpghttps://thetalkinggeek.comSat, 09 Nov 2024 18:07:01 +0000Kyle SouzaKyle Souzakylesouza@live.comLaughing every day helps us stay sane - and hopefully this can make you laugh, or at least think about maybe smiling... Just a quick bit (usually less than thirty seconds); something nominally entertaining about family, work life, society, etc....Just a quick bit (usually less than thirty seconds); something nominally entertaining about family, work life, society, etc.

Become a podcaster and get one month free! Sign up for a Spreaker pro plan with this link to save: https://www.spreaker.com/plans?coupon_code=thetalkinggeek
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And if for some reason you want more of me, my blog is https://thetalkinggeek.com]]>cleanepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/did-trump-text-you-too--15871611https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15871611Wed, 03 Oct 2018 13:44:27 +0000Kyle SouzaHe said he was going to send one last week, but I'm still waiting. Maybe this test is a good sign.20amberalert,message,presidential,presidenttrump,testcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pumkin-spice-and-everything-nice--15853451https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15853451Mon, 01 Oct 2018 12:13:46 +0000Kyle SouzaWhat are little girls made out of?11fall,littlegirls,nurseryrhyme,pumpkin,pumpkinspicecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/25-more-than-what--15759108https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15759108Wed, 19 Sep 2018 18:16:15 +0000Kyle SouzaDuh, the bigger bottle has more than the smaller one!17dial,marketing,math,size,soapcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/were-you-talking-to-me--15642577https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15642577Tue, 04 Sep 2018 17:33:03 +0000Kyle SouzaMaybe we are the same person...11confuse,confused,confusion,guys,mecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-know-my-daughter-s-name-really-i-do--15477912https://thetalkinggeek.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15477912Sun, 12 Aug 2018 18:28:00 +0000Kyle SouzaI swear I'm I good dad, it just doesn't always show. https://thetalkinggeek.comhttps://thetalkinggeek.com]]>33initials,jas,jaspyn,kids,parentingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/happy-minnie-s-day--14782202https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14782202Sun, 13 May 2018 09:46:56 +0000Kyle SouzaWhat were you trying to say about their relationship Walt?28mickey,mickeymouse,minnie,minniemouse,mothersdaycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-opposite-of-a-mistake-bread--14755842https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14755842Thu, 10 May 2018 16:57:49 +0000Kyle SouzaIs "double garlic bread" a thing?13bread,frenchbread,garlic,garlicbread,sandwhichcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/even-in-our-dreams-tax-dollars-are-misappropriated--14740514tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/386048309Fri, 19 Jan 2018 17:11:45 +0000Kyle SouzaWho knew a Barbie Fairy world would be so realistic?!21barbie,faeries,fairy,fairytale,taxescleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/laundryman-the-washed--14740513tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/385300946Thu, 18 Jan 2018 03:27:20 +0000Kyle SouzaWashing machine wizard14cauldron,clothes,laundry,wash,wizardcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/valentine-s-day-lights--14740512tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/384617990Tue, 16 Jan 2018 21:16:16 +0000Kyle SouzaDon't get on top of things, get creative with being behind.10christmaslights,decorations,holidays,lights,valentinesdaycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-doesn-t-sound-sexy--14740517tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/379919933Sun, 07 Jan 2018 04:44:56 +0000Kyle SouzaMaybe there's an upside to having a cold.11dadtalk,fathersonrelations,justacold,sexyvoice,sultrycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-makes-a-guy-gay--14740518tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/372267254Wed, 20 Dec 2017 20:16:03 +0000Kyle SouzaWhy is no one else addressing this trend?16darrenhayes,homosexuality,savagegarden,seanhayes,willandgracecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/everything-bad-happens-before-2am--14740515tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/371807795Tue, 19 Dec 2017 20:22:32 +0000Kyle SouzaI think that's the saying...1810pm,2am,badthingshappen,goodthings,midnightcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-call-her-a-trooper--14740516tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/371316374Mon, 18 Dec 2017 19:25:28 +0000Kyle SouzaI meant it as a compliment, but she knew her rank.17darthvader,namecalling,starwars,stormtrooper,trooperscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-this-thing-on--14740521tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/369681473Thu, 14 Dec 2017 23:23:30 +0000Kyle SouzaFirst things first.30poweron,printer,printing,troubleshooting,windows10cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/some-plode-ing-going-on--14740520tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/364814573Mon, 04 Dec 2017 14:53:51 +0000Kyle SouzaToo busy for real words.11explode,explosion,implode,implosion,plodecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/last-person-shooter--14740519tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/362277122Wed, 29 Nov 2017 00:32:55 +0000Kyle SouzaI was the last man picked, both on and off the field.23firstpersonshooter,firstpersonshooters,fps,halo,lastmancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/get-ready-for-dinner-by-eating--14740522tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/358994402Tue, 21 Nov 2017 17:47:23 +0000Kyle SouzaI think those who know "sports stuff" call this "pre-gaming", maybe?28cooking,eat,food,pregame,pregamingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/get-a-life-i-need-a-parking-spot--14740524tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/358691405Tue, 21 Nov 2017 00:25:07 +0000Kyle SouzaSeriously, what are you doing at home, there's a whole world out there!?25park,parkinggarage,parkinglot,parkingshortage,parkingspacecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/addicted-to-red-vines--14740527tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/357197819Fri, 17 Nov 2017 17:53:57 +0000Kyle SouzaI'm not addicted to food, I'm addicted to a food - it's very different.32licorice,reddye,redvines,red-vines,strawberrycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/yes-yes-he-did--14740525tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/356765072Thu, 16 Nov 2017 20:13:27 +0000Kyle SouzaHe gives, and He gives.25cds,godgivesgifts,godsprovidence,godsprovision,yesthebandcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-just-a-number--14740526tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/356312558Wed, 15 Nov 2017 21:06:07 +0000Kyle SouzaWho's even keeping track, anyway?13age,counting,numbers,speed,weightcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/am-i-freebirding-too-much--14740528tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/355668026Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:53:03 +0000Kyle SouzaIt's nice to get noticed.26burritos,freebirds,monsterburrito,potbrowniecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/not-electrocuted-while-peeing--14740529tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/355454393Tue, 14 Nov 2017 05:10:48 +0000Kyle SouzaAre you telling me that "Tommy Boy" was not scientifically accurate?28dogpee,electrocution,paul,peeing,tommyboycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-breaks--14740530tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/353966957Fri, 10 Nov 2017 20:49:34 +0000Kyle SouzaSticks and stones may break my bones, oh wait, they didn't...21bone-health,bones,brokenbones,crackedribs,fracturecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-get-blood-on-the-carpet--14740531tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/353565020Thu, 09 Nov 2017 23:22:01 +0000Kyle SouzaWhen your kid is hurt, you have to prioritize.35blood,carpet,parenting,stains,stepmomcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-rain-the-end--14740532tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/352926353Wed, 08 Nov 2017 17:28:13 +0000Kyle SouzaDo I like getting caught in the rain? No. Is it going to kill me? I already gave up witchcraft.21caughtintherain,rain,raining,rainstorm,wickedwitchofthewestcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-call-to-end-daylight-savings-time--14740533tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/352564745Tue, 07 Nov 2017 21:55:45 +0000Kyle SouzaNot everyone does it, and no one should do it.21daylightsavings,daylightsavingstime,daylightsavingtime,dst,timechangecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/planning-what-not-to-do--14740534tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/351945083Mon, 06 Nov 2017 16:19:12 +0000Kyle SouzaIt is like reverse psychology, but with fate.29bestlaidplans,ofmiceandmen,planning,plans,scenarioscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/go-fighting-squirrels--14740536tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/351076546Sat, 04 Nov 2017 15:27:15 +0000Kyle SouzaNo one looks at my wife and thinks "basketball", and rightly so.41collegebasketball,collegesports,communitycollege,moco,squirrelcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pumpkin-spice-dog-poop--14740535tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/350723164Fri, 03 Nov 2017 18:08:39 +0000Kyle SouzaThe "pumpkining" has gone too far!19dogfood,pumkinspice,pumpkin,pumpkinbutt,spicecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/oma-texting--14740538tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/350311741Thu, 02 Nov 2017 20:40:02 +0000Kyle SouzaInstead of abbreviating a well know phrase my grandma will shorten a whole sentence to just the first letters, or as she would text me: IOAAWKPMGWSAWSTJTFL.28abbreviation,chatspeak,grandparents,text,textingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-can-t-even-taste-the--14740537tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/349652533Wed, 01 Nov 2017 13:29:55 +0000Kyle SouzaYes, yes I can - stop trying to trick me into validating your terrible taste buds.22coconut,coffee,mustard,taste,tastebudscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/wait-what-did-she-say--14740539tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/349483732Tue, 31 Oct 2017 18:23:14 +0000Kyle SouzaI don't regret saying "no", and definitely could have regretted saying "yes".36event,offer,park,random,tentcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/get-diabetes-today--14740540tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/349296516Mon, 30 Oct 2017 17:54:35 +0000Kyle SouzaWhat am I doing with five dozen donuts?18diabetes,diabetic,donuts,doughnuts,sugarcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/kids-will-snitch--14740542tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/348676947Thu, 26 Oct 2017 13:19:02 +0000Kyle SouzaYour dad makes "yucky brownies" that are just for adults?15adultsonly,kidssaythedarndestthings,potbrownie,potbrownies,yuckcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/gold-chain-anyone-everyone--14740544tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/347888363Sat, 21 Oct 2017 04:44:22 +0000Kyle SouzaI don't watch sports much, but when I do, I have questions.14baseball,chain,gold,goldchains,necklacecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/1-000-years-of-experience--14740545tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/347685631Thu, 19 Oct 2017 21:09:38 +0000Kyle SouzaIf you have a twenty person team, and you each have one year of experience, you do not have twenty years of experience, you just don't.27athousandyears,business,experianced,falseadvertising,teamworkcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/she-ll-only-try-it-once--14740547tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/347470286Wed, 18 Oct 2017 14:45:08 +0000Kyle SouzaI want to be VERY CLEAR, I am talking about listening to a podcast together; just listening to a podcast, NOTHING ELSE.25jjho,listen,listening,onceinalifetime,podcastcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/skateboarding-grocery-shopping-bad-idea--14740546tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/347396334Wed, 18 Oct 2017 00:51:29 +0000Kyle SouzaI don't always make good decisions.28groceries,grocery,groceryshopping,skateboard,skatingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/jaspyn-the-interrupting-cow-from-home--14740548tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/347231104Mon, 16 Oct 2017 23:42:04 +0000Kyle SouzaHome has a great soundtrack and some good moments, this one is Jaspyn's favorite.25cow,home,interrupting,interruption,interruptionscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-makeup-in-a-makeup-class--14740549tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/347093938Mon, 16 Oct 2017 04:05:05 +0000Kyle SouzaThe disappointment on her face was so real.26confused,confusion,dance,makeup,wordscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/these-are-my-cookies--14740550tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/346948387Sun, 15 Oct 2017 02:31:46 +0000Kyle SouzaOatmeal raisin is the worst of the "popular" cookies.32cookie,oatmeal,oatmealcookies,raisencookies,raisenscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-accidental-i-love-you--14740551tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/346551928Thu, 12 Oct 2017 13:29:40 +0000Kyle SouzaYou ever tell a waiter "You too!" when they tell you to enjoy your food? It's kind of like that.47accident,iloveu,iloveyou,love,luvcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/being-manhandled--14740553tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/346434756Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:08:00 +0000Kyle SouzaThe dogs were having fun.31dogs,manhandled,manhandling,pets,projectioncleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pettiness-liam-gallagher-edition--14740556tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/346328028Tue, 10 Oct 2017 23:52:59 +0000Kyle SouzaAnd it looks like Liam still doesn't like Bono.37bono,liamgalagher,liamgallagher,radiohead,u2cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/e-lemonade-ed--14740554tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/345635509Fri, 06 Oct 2017 14:46:36 +0000Kyle SouzaIt's corny, but I think it's hilarious.17eliminate,eliminated,elimination,lemonade,lemonaidecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/spell-check-those-emails--14740555tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/345483002Thu, 05 Oct 2017 14:35:13 +0000Kyle SouzaMissing one little letter can make a big difference in what you're trying to say.29business,email,emails,spellcheck,spellcheckingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/note-to-self--14740558tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/345434739Thu, 05 Oct 2017 04:29:34 +0000Kyle SouzaIf it looks like a trash bag full of trash you're going to have a hard time remembering that it's not.15boots,cleaningoutthecar,garbage,overzealous,trashcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/not-how-you-change-a-diaper--14740557tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/345254258Wed, 04 Oct 2017 01:00:09 +0000Kyle SouzaThe good news is, I've learned how to change a diaper since then.19babysister,babysitter,babysitting,diaperchange,diaperscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-sleep-till-brooklyn--14740564tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/345079185Mon, 02 Oct 2017 23:51:59 +0000Kyle SouzaApparently my three year old likes The Beastie Boys.22beastieboys,brooklyn,newyork,nosleep,secretlifeofpetscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/too-many-nipples--14740560tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/344888329Sun, 01 Oct 2017 19:25:48 +0000Kyle SouzaMazzie has nine nipples... NINE.25nip,nipples,nips,teat,teatscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-fountain-right--14740562tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/344807184Sun, 01 Oct 2017 04:27:36 +0000Kyle SouzaNo one's buying that.13bathroom,flush,fountain,peeing,toilet,urinalcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-don-t-really-record-them--14740561tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/344636042Fri, 29 Sep 2017 21:47:29 +0000Kyle SouzaYou're necking out in the open and I'm the weirdo?20kissing,makeout,makingout,pda,publiccleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/unsanitary-wipes--14740563tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/344471265Thu, 28 Sep 2017 20:01:01 +0000Kyle SouzaMy dog is not smart, cute, but not smart.16cleaning,eating,papertowels,pooping,wipescleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dear-telemarketers-i-m-sorry--14740565tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/344335730Wed, 27 Sep 2017 22:36:55 +0000Kyle SouzaI'm not saying I'm a good person for doing it, but I did it and it worked.25littlesister,salescalls,telemarketer,telemarketers,telemarketingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/second-to-last-is-acceptable--14740566tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/344154856Tue, 26 Sep 2017 19:37:09 +0000Kyle SouzaAs long as you're not last you're good, right?18firstplace,lastplace,place,ranking,rankscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/belle-s-father--14740572tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/343984696Mon, 25 Sep 2017 18:15:55 +0000Kyle SouzaShe got me with that one.16beauty-and-the-beast,belle,father,imreal,mauricecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-this-stripper-training--14740567tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/343907962Mon, 25 Sep 2017 04:46:42 +0000Kyle SouzaI do love Chuck E Cheese though.25chuckecheese,chuck-e-cheese,dancing,stripper,ticketscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/beware-the-snail-in-your-forehead--14740568tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/343551477Fri, 22 Sep 2017 15:31:34 +0000Kyle SouzaPick your nose, lose your finger.38nosepicker,pickingbugers,pickingyournose,snail,snailscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/why-are-good-batting-averages-so-bad--14740569tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/343414659Thu, 21 Sep 2017 17:45:10 +0000Kyle SouzaI just don't get it.34at-bat,baseball,batters-up,batting,statisticscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-have-a-before-face--14740571tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/343230194Wed, 20 Sep 2017 14:17:16 +0000Kyle SouzaI have too many chins to endorse a fitness product.25beforeandafter,before-and-after,chin,food,workoutcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/foodist--14740570tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/343168623Wed, 20 Sep 2017 02:30:51 +0000Kyle SouzaI don't understand people racist, on so many levels.35chinesefood,food,italianfood,mexicanfood,rascismcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-don-t-look-great--14740573tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/343047570Tue, 19 Sep 2017 13:13:03 +0000Kyle SouzaIt's not because I try.14compliment,goodlooks,image,lookinggood,lookscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/grown-ups-can-wear-leotards--14740574tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/342905816Mon, 18 Sep 2017 14:50:41 +0000Kyle SouzaJaspyn calls them "wee-a-tards", and they're pretty much her favorite thing to wear.25growingup,hairbands,hairmetal,leotard,leotardscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/go-ahead-i-don-t-mind--14740577tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/342785884Sun, 17 Sep 2017 19:14:49 +0000Kyle SouzaHey guys, it's not up to you if a woman is comfortable around you, especially if she has to bare her chest.23breastfeeding,firstchild,friend's-husband,mothersmilk,weirdocleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/an-optometrist-office--14740575tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/342635352Sat, 16 Sep 2017 15:46:33 +0000Kyle SouzaYou enter me blind, and leave seeing... what am I?17dnd,eyedoctor,optometrist,riddle,schoolcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/texas-chainsaw-tree-sacre--14740578tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/342485784Fri, 15 Sep 2017 13:41:53 +0000Kyle SouzaThank God for people with chainsaws, right?48chainsaw,fallen-tree,iah,pickuptruck,texascleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-kid-is-going-places--14740579tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/342388771Thu, 14 Sep 2017 20:37:16 +0000Kyle SouzaSeriously, not a doubt in my mind.37family,kids,lick,licking,sportscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-okay-to-not-care-about-some-things--14740582tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/342179730Wed, 13 Sep 2017 14:17:35 +0000Kyle SouzaIf you don't get mad at me for not knowing sports I won't get mad at you for not knowing sci-fi.22houstonrockets,quarterback,sports,startrek,starwarscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/looking-straight--14740580tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/342049418Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:36:22 +0000Kyle SouzaI don't think I got what she was trying to say.13exercise,gay,notwhatshemeant,straight,thinnercleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-i-fear--14740581tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/341985226Tue, 12 Sep 2017 04:20:34 +0000Kyle SouzaI'm not afraid of much, but there are a couple things on my list of fears.10children,fear,fears,underwater,unseencleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/little-brother-can-t-get-big-brother-in-trouble-anymore--14740583tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/341834782Mon, 11 Sep 2017 04:23:02 +0000Kyle SouzaDid you get your sibling in trouble on purpose? I tried to.68bigbrother,brother,brothers,littlebrother,siblingrivalrycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-even-happened--14740585tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/341686606Sun, 10 Sep 2017 02:01:46 +0000Kyle SouzaMy daughter Jaspyn is total drama, and I love every inch of her for it.70chilren,kids,kidsroom,messyroom,parentingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/grounded-from-sugar-for-reading-at-night--14740586tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/341513878Fri, 08 Sep 2017 19:13:03 +0000Kyle SouzaI'd get grounded from everything as a kid, and I mean everything - like jelly on toast; yep, I got grounded from putting jelly on toast...64grounded,grounding,inthedark,punishment,sugarcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/shia-labeouf-vs-clark-duke--14740584tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/341418301Fri, 08 Sep 2017 03:40:11 +0000Kyle SouzaPeople like to be compared to celebrities, usually...18clarkduke,doppleganger,look-a-likes,shialabeouf,shia-labeoufcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-to-do-with-five-dollars--14740588tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/341227441Wed, 06 Sep 2017 22:13:43 +0000Kyle SouzaMy daughters have very different priorities, as exemplified by how they spend their money.26christmasmoney,crackers,money,spendingmoney,toyscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/souza-family-recipe--14740589tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/341080150Tue, 05 Sep 2017 22:26:09 +0000Kyle SouzaDon't think that just because I'm bringing you food that I made it.40dinner,familyrecipes,familysecrets,food,recipecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dsa-dog-psa-barking--14740590tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/340954545Tue, 05 Sep 2017 03:45:28 +0000Kyle SouzaHow would you like it if someone told you to shut up every time you tried to speak?77bark,barking,dogs,speak,talkingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/worst-case-scenario--14740591tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/340809787Mon, 04 Sep 2017 04:19:16 +0000Kyle SouzaWhat's the worst that could happen? So pretty bad stuff, worse than you could imagine, that's what.64bestcasescenario,case,scenario,worst,worstcasescenariocleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/storage-unit-murderer--14740592tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/340676384Sun, 03 Sep 2017 03:58:58 +0000Kyle SouzaWhen the lights turn off, I've only got one thought in my mind...36lights,selfstorage,storage,storageunits,timercleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-don-t-know-how-to-sneeze--14740593tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/340482571Fri, 01 Sep 2017 17:21:36 +0000Kyle SouzaI never learned how to sneeze right. You wouldn't think that was something you had to learn, but apparently you do...28ability,sneeze,sneezes,sneezing,sneezycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/amaturebiotics--14740596tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/340146435Wed, 30 Aug 2017 14:28:41 +0000Kyle SouzaMore than one thing can be the opposite of something.23definition,etymology,probiotic,probiotics,wordscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-wish-i-could-work-more--14740597tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/340014637Tue, 29 Aug 2017 17:02:21 +0000Kyle SouzaMy coworkers are all like "Oh, I wish I could make it in today, but I can't leave my house because of the water on the roads." Right...25flooding,gotowork,honesty,lying,workcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/body-image-issues--14740599tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/339925934Tue, 29 Aug 2017 00:52:02 +0000Kyle SouzaWhen it comes to being happy you can either maintain your high standards or compromise. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about.32bodyimage,compromise,selfhate,selflove,standardscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-little-hurricane-harvey-update--14740598tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/339788996Mon, 28 Aug 2017 02:21:20 +0000Kyle SouzaEverybody doing okay out there?63badweather,houston,houstontexasfloods,hurricaneharvey,hurricanescleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/avoiding-pain--14740600tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/339594204Sat, 26 Aug 2017 15:08:55 +0000Kyle SouzaI'm pretty sure pain avoidance is a valid survival trait.18acetaminophen,asprin,ibuprofen,naproxen-sodium,pain-medscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/stay-dry-or-get-wet-your-choice--14740601tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/339511868Fri, 25 Aug 2017 21:47:38 +0000Kyle SouzaAll jokes aside, stay safe during this storm.60choice-is-yours,dry,rain,water,wetcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/nolex-folex--14740602tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/339350399Thu, 24 Aug 2017 20:25:32 +0000Kyle Souza$100 for a fake Rolex? You know better than that Urban Dictionary.19fake,folex,nolex,rolex,urbandictionarycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/feeling-a-bit-like-edmond-dantes--14740603tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/339173616Wed, 23 Aug 2017 17:42:49 +0000Kyle SouzaNot exactly comparable, but I've been at a desk for too long and can't get a tan!26count-of-monte-christo,edmond-dantes,getoutside,pale,tancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/do-princesses-break-their-promises--14740604tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/338986513Tue, 22 Aug 2017 15:02:36 +0000Kyle SouzaMy youngest daughter is having a bit of an identity issue right now.41beauty-and-the-beast,belle,princesses,promises,rapunzelcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/kubiak-got-fired--14740605tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/338901470Mon, 21 Aug 2017 23:36:59 +0000Kyle SouzaI am, and always have been, out of the "sports" loop.36coach,football,houston,kubiak,texanscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-that-a-balloon-in-your-pocket-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me--14740606tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/338757276Mon, 21 Aug 2017 00:05:28 +0000Kyle SouzaEver say something without knowing what it means? I used to, all the time.65baloons,colloquialisms,happy,octopus,pocketcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-trust-the-nine-year-old--14740608tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/338641569Sun, 20 Aug 2017 03:09:04 +0000Kyle SouzaDon't believe a child when they give you driving directions from memory.61denny's,directions,ihop,mesa,phoenixcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-a-proud-dad-bragging-on-his-daughter--14740607tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/338526991Sat, 19 Aug 2017 04:54:48 +0000Kyle SouzaMy five year old has grown up so much this week!60daughter,jovi,proud,swim,swimmingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-didn-t-expect-your-kids-to-be-that-cute--14740610tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/338295181Thu, 17 Aug 2017 17:22:37 +0000Kyle SouzaThe best backhanded compliment I ever received...29backhandedcompliments,children,cute,cuteness,kidscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bolth-anvilope--14740609tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/338157357Wed, 16 Aug 2017 18:17:51 +0000Kyle SouzaI don't always talk good, but when I do I say things wrong.48both,envelope,pronounce,pronounciation,speechcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-m-good-at-losing-things--14740612tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/338057894Wed, 16 Aug 2017 00:43:07 +0000Kyle SouzaHave any skills you wish you didn't? For example, I'm really good at misplacing stuff...39keys,losing,lost,misplaced,walletcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-the-fbi-profiling-personal-ads--14740611SWM, 50s, LF SWF/SHF, early 20s, w/o family who likes to travel]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/337846295Mon, 14 Aug 2017 16:47:48 +0000Kyle SouzaMaybe I've seen too many Criminal Mind's episodes, but this raises some red flags: SWM, 50s, LF SWF/SHF, early 20s, w/o family who likes to travelSWM, 50s, LF SWF/SHF, early 20s, w/o family who likes to travel]]>33fbi,hometown-shopper,personalads,personal-ads,sketchycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/healthy-unhealthy-can-coexist--14740614tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/337772771Mon, 14 Aug 2017 02:51:53 +0000Kyle SouzaI eat cake, and green beans - not at the same time though, that's disgusting.121eating+healthy,food,health,health.wellness,unhealthycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-ve-known-him-ever-since-i-met-him--14740613tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/337651866Sun, 13 Aug 2017 03:37:38 +0000Kyle SouzaEver say something that makes sense, but also doesn't make sense at the same time?55common-sense,conversations,knowing,relationships,talkcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/drop-him-he-s-a-liar--14740615tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/337512028Fri, 11 Aug 2017 23:37:10 +0000Kyle SouzaWhile watching the animated Beauty & the Beast I realized my daughter could handle men.26beauty-and-the-beast,daughters,gaston,liar,liarscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-short-rant-about-some-game-of-thrones-fans--14740617tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/337295253Thu, 10 Aug 2017 14:21:18 +0000Kyle SouzaBe honest about why you like something - I think about 95% of GOT fans are being honest.179fantasy,gameofthrones,game-of-thrones,got,hbocleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ladies-first--14740616tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/337176657Wed, 09 Aug 2017 18:26:24 +0000Kyle SouzaGuys, be a gentleman.36gentleman,gentlemen,ladies,manners,propercleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/acquired-tastes--14740618tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/337024681Tue, 08 Aug 2017 18:22:19 +0000Kyle SouzaStop calling it an acquired taste - it tastes bad and you're willing to put up with it, that's it.61acquiredtaste,beer,escargot,tasting,winecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/wet-t-shirt--14740619tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/336863328Mon, 07 Aug 2017 17:47:03 +0000Kyle SouzaI went for a walk on my lunch break, and it started raining.61out-of-shape,rain,umbrella,unprepared,wettshirtcontestcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/school-supplies--14740620tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/336789652Mon, 07 Aug 2017 03:44:29 +0000Kyle SouzaStuck between parents that didn't believe what I said about the teacher, and a teacher that didn't believe what I said about my parents; all because of two stupid folders!121folders,middleschool,pencilbag,school,schoolsuppliescleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/on-being-self-deprecating--14740622tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/336589122Sat, 05 Aug 2017 14:42:11 +0000Kyle SouzaWhen I make a joke, often I am the joke. Something I do, or did; some part of who I am - if it gets a laugh I'm happy with it.178comedy,downer,selfdeprecation,selfhate,selflovecleanfull