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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Monèt Doesn't Understand</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/monet-doesnt-understand</link><description><![CDATA[There's a lot of things in this world I don't get, comprehend, I just don't plan ole understand. Join me as a rant and rave about everything from pop culture, to politics, to the environments, to the world's latest trends, and even my own name.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/2824012/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Society &amp; Culture</category><copyright>Copyright Monet Sutton</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg</url><title>Monèt Doesn't Understand</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/monet-doesnt-understand</link></image><lastBuildDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2019 12:33:07 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Monet Sutton</itunes:name><itunes:email>feeds@spreaker.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>There's a lot of things in this world I don't get, comprehend, I just don't plan ole understand. Join me as a rant and rave about everything from pop culture, to politics, to the environments, to the world's latest trends, and even my own name.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There's a lot of things in this world I don't get, comprehend, I just don't plan ole understand. Join me as a rant and rave about everything from pop culture, to politics, to the environments, to the world's latest trends, and even my own name.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:email>feeds@spreaker.com</googleplay:email><googleplay:description>There's a lot of things in this world I don't get, comprehend, I just don't plan ole understand. Join me as a rant and rave about everything from pop culture, to politics, to the environments, to the world's latest trends, and even my own name.</googleplay:description><googleplay:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit><item><title>Birth Week &amp; Month</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/birth-week-month</link><description><![CDATA[What is a birth week? What is a birth month? Why do some people out there think that they're so important that the DAY they were born should be celebrated for longer than 24 hours?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18571242</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2019 12:33:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18571242/birth_week_month.mp3" length="11138752" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is a birth week? What is a birth month? Why do some people out there think that they're so important that the DAY they were born should be celebrated for longer than 24 hours?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What is a birth week? What is a birth month? Why do some people out there think that they're so important that the DAY they were born should be celebrated for longer than 24 hours?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>464</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>birthday,monet,birthweek,birthmonth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>What is a birth week? What is a birth month? Why do some people out there think that they're so important that the DAY they were born should be celebrated for longer than 24 hours?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Where Have I Been?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/where-have-i-been</link><description><![CDATA[In case you're wondering where I've been... well here's the answer.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18491533</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jul 2019 17:55:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18491533/where_have_i_been.mp3" length="9526240" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In case you're wondering where I've been... well here's the answer.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In case you're wondering where I've been... well here's the answer.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>397</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In case you're wondering where I've been... well here's the answer.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Thanksgiving</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/mdu-thanksgiving</link><description><![CDATA[What IS Thanksgiving? Why do we celebrate it? Why is Thanksgiving not loved like Halloween or Christmas? Is Thanksgiving just one huge conspiracy?!?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16293805</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2018 15:03:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16293805/mdu_thanksgiving.mp3" length="15223953" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What IS Thanksgiving? Why do we celebrate it? Why is Thanksgiving not loved like Halloween or Christmas? Is Thanksgiving just one huge conspiracy?!?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What IS Thanksgiving? Why do we celebrate it? Why is Thanksgiving not loved like Halloween or Christmas? Is Thanksgiving just one huge conspiracy?!?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>634</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>music,turkey,candy,halloween,christmas,thanksgiving,adamsandler,abrahamlincoln</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>What IS Thanksgiving? Why do we celebrate it? Why is Thanksgiving not loved like Halloween or Christmas? Is Thanksgiving just one huge conspiracy?!?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Christmas Music</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/mdu-christmas-music</link><description><![CDATA[Why are people so into Christmas music? What about Christmas music makes it so great? Why are there 100 different variations of the same 10 songs? Is it the bells, do the bells hypnotize people?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16177096</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2018 12:50:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16177096/mdu_christmas_music.mp3" length="18792153" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why are people so into Christmas music? What about Christmas music makes it so great? Why are there 100 different variations of the same 10 songs? Is it the bells, do the bells hypnotize people?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why are people so into Christmas music? What about Christmas music makes it so great? Why are there 100 different variations of the same 10 songs? Is it the bells, do the bells hypnotize people?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>784</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>music,monet,holidays,christmas,pentatonix,christmassongs</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Why are people so into Christmas music? What about Christmas music makes it so great? Why are there 100 different variations of the same 10 songs? Is it the bells, do the bells hypnotize people?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Monèt Doesn't Understand Social Media</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/mdu-social-media</link><description><![CDATA[Why are there SO MANY social media websites? Who the heck is using Google+? Why do some couples share a Facebook profile? How are people still getting catfished in 2018?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15613089</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2018 17:11:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15613089/mdu_social_media.mp3" length="16928527" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why are there SO MANY social media websites? Who the heck is using Google+? Why do some couples share a Facebook profile? How are people still getting catfished in 2018?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why are there SO MANY social media websites? Who the heck is using Google+? Why do some couples share a Facebook profile? How are people still getting catfished in 2018?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>707</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>facebook,love,twitter,myspace,couples,catfish,instagram,socialmedia</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Why are there SO MANY social media websites? Who the heck is using Google+? Why do some couples share a Facebook profile? How are people still getting catfished in 2018?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Monèt Doesn't Understand MTV</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/monet-doesnt-understand-mtv</link><description><![CDATA[What happened to MTV? When did they stop playing music videos? When did MTV become RTV? And what the hell happened to the VMAs? Is anyone else confused by the best new Artist category? And when did VH1 become the new BET?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15560212</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2018 12:31:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15560212/mdu_mtv.mp3" length="21499429" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What happened to MTV? When did they stop playing music videos? When did MTV become RTV? And what the hell happened to the VMAs? Is anyone else confused by the best new Artist category? And when did VH1 become the new BET?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What happened to MTV? When did they stop playing music videos? When did MTV become RTV? And what the hell happened to the VMAs? Is anyone else confused by the best new Artist category? And when did VH1 become the new BET?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>896</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,music,mtv,vh1,bet,vmas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>What happened to MTV? When did they stop playing music videos? When did MTV become RTV? And what the hell happened to the VMAs? Is anyone else confused by the best new Artist category? And when did VH1 become the new BET?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Monet Doesn't Understand Entertainment</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/mdu-entertainment-ep</link><description><![CDATA[How do bad television shows and movies get made? Is there no one at the networks or studios that says "Hey, we probably shouldn't put this out to the public."? Why does Adam Sandler keep making HORRIBLE movies, and why do people keep seeing them? Who thought a show about singing cops would be a good idea?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15412321</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2018 11:57:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15412321/mdu_entertainment_ep.mp3" length="30994923" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How do bad television shows and movies get made? Is there no one at the networks or studios that says "Hey, we probably shouldn't put this out to the public."? Why does Adam Sandler keep making HORRIBLE movies, and why do people keep seeing them? Who...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How do bad television shows and movies get made? Is there no one at the networks or studios that says "Hey, we probably shouldn't put this out to the public."? Why does Adam Sandler keep making HORRIBLE movies, and why do people keep seeing them? Who thought a show about singing cops would be a good idea?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1293</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,entertainment,movies,television,money,adamsandler,emojimovie,coprock</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>How do bad television shows and movies get made? Is there no one at the networks or studios that says "Hey, we probably shouldn't put this out to the public."? Why does Adam Sandler keep making HORRIBLE movies, and why do people keep seeing them? Who thought a show about singing cops would be a good idea?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Bachelorette</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/mdu-bachelorette</link><description><![CDATA[Why does the Bachelorette exist? What type of people decides to go on a national television show to "find love"? Have these people never heard of online dating? How much power do the producers have on the show? How do you explain this to your future kids?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15140587</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 12:44:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15140587/mdu_bachelorette.mp3" length="16951530" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why does the Bachelorette exist? What type of people decides to go on a national television show to "find love"? Have these people never heard of online dating? How much power do the producers have on the show? How do you explain this to your future kids?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why does the Bachelorette exist? What type of people decides to go on a national television show to "find love"? Have these people never heard of online dating? How much power do the producers have on the show? How do you explain this to your future kids?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>707</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>reality,love,abc,thebachelorette,beccakufrin</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Why does the Bachelorette exist? What type of people decides to go on a national television show to "find love"? Have these people never heard of online dating? How much power do the producers have on the show? How do you explain this to your future kids?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>School Shootings</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/ep-8</link><description><![CDATA[No intro. No music. No comedy. Just me, talking to you, trying to figure out why this keeps happening.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14836327</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2018 22:00:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14836327/ep_8.mp3" length="12686839" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>No intro. No music. No comedy. Just me, talking to you, trying to figure out why this keeps happening.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[No intro. No music. No comedy. Just me, talking to you, trying to figure out why this keeps happening.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>529</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>america,school,guns,violence,shooting</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>No intro. No music. No comedy. Just me, talking to you, trying to figure out why this keeps happening.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Generations, Nostalgia, Drugs, and Turn Signals</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/ep-7</link><description><![CDATA[What's a millennial? When did Generation Z begin? Why don't people ever use their turn signals? ESPECIALLY when they're turning?!? Is weed really a "gateway" drug? How long does the high from meth last? Why is Hollywood so obsessed with '90s nostalgia right now? Did they run out of ideas? Was anyone even ASKING for Roseanne to come back?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14745450</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2018 18:05:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14745450/ep_7.mp3" length="28143167" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What's a millennial? When did Generation Z begin? Why don't people ever use their turn signals? ESPECIALLY when they're turning?!? Is weed really a "gateway" drug? How long does the high from meth last? Why is Hollywood so obsessed with '90s nostalgia...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What's a millennial? When did Generation Z begin? Why don't people ever use their turn signals? ESPECIALLY when they're turning?!? Is weed really a "gateway" drug? How long does the high from meth last? Why is Hollywood so obsessed with '90s nostalgia right now? Did they run out of ideas? Was anyone even ASKING for Roseanne to come back?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1175</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>internet,weed,drugs,marijuana,cars,high,cannabis,nostalgia,driving,meth,millennial,roseanne,generatonz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>What's a millennial? When did Generation Z begin? Why don't people ever use their turn signals? ESPECIALLY when they're turning?!? Is weed really a "gateway" drug? How long does the high from meth last? Why is Hollywood so obsessed with '90s nostalgia right now? Did they run out of ideas? Was anyone even ASKING for Roseanne to come back?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Riding Asses, I'm Grown, and Credit Card Debt</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/riding-asses-im-grown</link><description><![CDATA[Why do people ride asses? What does the term "I'm grown!" actually mean? Is there a reason why people are rude to poor customer service workers? Why do young people get into so much credit card debt? Is everyone buying 75" TVs?!?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14626752</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2018 17:23:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14626752/riding_asses_i_m_grown.mp3" length="20564361" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why do people ride asses? What does the term "I'm grown!" actually mean? Is there a reason why people are rude to poor customer service workers? Why do young people get into so much credit card debt? Is everyone buying 75" TVs?!?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why do people ride asses? What does the term "I'm grown!" actually mean? Is there a reason why people are rude to poor customer service workers? Why do young people get into so much credit card debt? Is everyone buying 75" TVs?!?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>857</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>driving,debt,tailgating,credit,rudeness,asses,trifilin</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Why do people ride asses? What does the term "I'm grown!" actually mean? Is there a reason why people are rude to poor customer service workers? Why do young people get into so much credit card debt? Is everyone buying 75" TVs?!?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Speed Limits and Toilet Seats</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/episode-5</link><description><![CDATA[Why does the speed limit on the interstate change? Why don't people put the toilet lid covers down when they're done using the potty? Why is my wife here?!?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14477177</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2018 00:15:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14477177/episode_5.mp3" length="20300789" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why does the speed limit on the interstate change? Why don't people put the toilet lid covers down when they're done using the potty? Why is my wife here?!?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why does the speed limit on the interstate change? Why don't people put the toilet lid covers down when they're done using the potty? Why is my wife here?!?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>846</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>speed,monet,murder,bacteria,farts,wife,deadly,manslaughter,toilets,hangers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Why does the speed limit on the interstate change? Why don't people put the toilet lid covers down when they're done using the potty? Why is my wife here?!?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Teens, Gas, My Name and Condoms</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/teens-gas-and-condoms</link><description><![CDATA[Why are people criticizing the teens that are trying to change gun reform? Why is it that same adults think teens can't have opinions or voices? When, why, and how do gas prices change? How is it that people don't know how to pronounce my name? Why did my gas station increase their price by 10 cents during a 7 hour period? How do guys know what size condoms to buy?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14348676</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2018 14:40:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14348676/teens_gas_and_condoms.mp3" length="24015173" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why are people criticizing the teens that are trying to change gun reform? Why is it that same adults think teens can't have opinions or voices? When, why, and how do gas prices change? How is it that people don't know how to pronounce my name? Why...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why are people criticizing the teens that are trying to change gun reform? Why is it that same adults think teens can't have opinions or voices? When, why, and how do gas prices change? How is it that people don't know how to pronounce my name? Why did my gas station increase their price by 10 cents during a 7 hour period? How do guys know what size condoms to buy?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1002</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>jokes,teens,social media,race,monet,monique,penis,gas,fuel,prices,condom,length,neveragain,marjory stoneman douglas high,march for our lives,condom sizes,width</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Why are people criticizing the teens that are trying to change gun reform? Why is it that same adults think teens can't have opinions or voices? When, why, and how do gas prices change? How is it that people don't know how to pronounce my name? Why did my gas station increase their price by 10 cents during a 7 hour period? How do guys know what size condoms to buy?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>I Can TOTALLY Have My Cake and Eat It Too!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/ep-3</link><description><![CDATA[Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? Aren't i literally eating the cake while having it? Why do so many awards shows exist? Do the artists even care about the awards anymore? Did you know Russell Wilson played baseball before playing in the NFL?!?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14004150</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 17:43:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14004150/ep_3.mp3" length="26824961" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? Aren't i literally eating the cake while having it? Why do so many awards shows exist? Do the artists even care about the awards anymore? Did you know Russell Wilson played baseball before playing in the NFL?!?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? Aren't i literally eating the cake while having it? Why do so many awards shows exist? Do the artists even care about the awards anymore? Did you know Russell Wilson played baseball before playing in the NFL?!?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1120</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>radio,music,kids,wilson,teen,people,sports,nfl,mlb,choice,monet,awards,cake,yankees,grammys,pros,seahawks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? Aren't i literally eating the cake while having it? Why do so many awards shows exist? Do the artists even care about the awards anymore? Did you know Russell Wilson played baseball before playing in the NFL?!?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Sports and Kim K</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/sports-and-kim-k</link><description><![CDATA[The Big Game is happening, but why do we care so much? I don't understand people that burn jerseys or cry after a sports game. Why can't we speak ill of the dead but it's ok to talk crap about them when they were alive? How do I know if someone is hitting on me or just being nice? I'm not 100% sure why parents are letting Kim Kardashian raise their kids, shouldn't you raise your own children?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13947119</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2018 16:40:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13947119/sports_and_kim_k.mp3" length="25623667" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Big Game is happening, but why do we care so much? I don't understand people that burn jerseys or cry after a sports game. Why can't we speak ill of the dead but it's ok to talk crap about them when they were alive? How do I know if someone is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Big Game is happening, but why do we care so much? I don't understand people that burn jerseys or cry after a sports game. Why can't we speak ill of the dead but it's ok to talk crap about them when they were alive? How do I know if someone is hitting on me or just being nice? I'm not 100% sure why parents are letting Kim Kardashian raise their kids, shouldn't you raise your own children?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1069</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>football,baseball,basketball,sports,game,big,dead,pictures,kardashian,flirting,ill,confused,influencing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The Big Game is happening, but why do we care so much? I don't understand people that burn jerseys or cry after a sports game. Why can't we speak ill of the dead but it's ok to talk crap about them when they were alive? How do I know if someone is hitting on me or just being nice? I'm not 100% sure why parents are letting Kim Kardashian raise their kids, shouldn't you raise your own children?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Tide Pods and Snow</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/musicmonetradio/tide-pods-and-snow</link><description><![CDATA[It's the first episode of Monet Doesn't Understand! I'm not understanding why teenagers are eating poison, just to get internet fame. Snow has NO USE for this world yet for some reason people like it. Also, I get stretching, I understand that it's important, but what is the point if I'm going to pull a muscle WHILE stretching?!? And guess what?! You can own Hilter's tax return!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13916348</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2018 16:06:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13916348/tide_pods_and_snow.mp3" length="16144152" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Monet Sutton</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's the first episode of Monet Doesn't Understand! I'm not understanding why teenagers are eating poison, just to get internet fame. Snow has NO USE for this world yet for some reason people like it. Also, I get stretching, I understand that it's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's the first episode of Monet Doesn't Understand! I'm not understanding why teenagers are eating poison, just to get internet fame. Snow has NO USE for this world yet for some reason people like it. Also, I get stretching, I understand that it's important, but what is the point if I'm going to pull a muscle WHILE stretching?!? And guess what?! You can own Hilter's tax return!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>673</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>internet,pain,taxes,monet,snow,hitler,stretching,viral,tide,pods</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Monet Sutton</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It's the first episode of Monet Doesn't Understand! I'm not understanding why teenagers are eating poison, just to get internet fame. Snow has NO USE for this world yet for some reason people like it. Also, I get stretching, I understand that it's important, but what is the point if I'm going to pull a muscle WHILE stretching?!? And guess what?! You can own Hilter's tax return!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03678a6a68e69d294a58ef97d66cce8a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item></channel></rss>
