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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Dysfunction Junction</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/dysfunction-junction</link><description><![CDATA[A show about a mom, standing in front of her kids, asking them to shut up. 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No one said that going back to school was going to be easy, but I have never felt more motivated in my entire life! Are you going back to school after being out for years?? Lets commiserate together! After all misery loves company! Listen to all the crazy details that have become my life! You thought it was bad before? You haven't seen anything yet!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15798874</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2018 00:23:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15798874/df_ep_29.mp3" length="27315569" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Kim Gordon</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ep #29, It has only taken me 40 years but I finally know what I want to be when I grow up! No one said that going back to school was going to be easy, but I have never felt more motivated in my entire life! 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You haven't seen anything yet!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1708</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>college,help,trust,motivation,aspergers,updates,dysfunctional,stealing,momprobs,adult-college-student,teaching-an-old-new-tricks,lack-there-of</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Kim Gordon</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ep #29, It has only taken me 40 years but I finally know what I want to be when I grow up! No one said that going back to school was going to be easy, but I have never felt more motivated in my entire life! Are you going back to school after being out for years?? Lets commiserate together! After all misery loves company! Listen to all the crazy details that have become my life! You thought it was bad before? You haven't seen anything yet!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Saving Chipmunk Nibbles</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/dysfunctionjunction/df-ep-28</link><description><![CDATA[Ep #28 Saving a chipmunk, avoiding rabies and trying to make it home in one piece sounds like a movie of the week! But for me? That is just a regular Saturday night! Welcome to my life! 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Find out how it all went down in this weeks episode of Dysfunction Junction!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1769</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cars,chipmunk,rabies,crazy-life,emergency-room,over-heating,small-town,only-me</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Kim Gordon</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ep #28 Saving a chipmunk, avoiding rabies and trying to make it home in one piece sounds like a movie of the week! But for me? That is just a regular Saturday night! Welcome to my life! Find out how it all went down in this weeks episode of Dysfunction Junction!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Why Do I Do What I Do?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/dysfunctionjunction/df-ep-27</link><description><![CDATA[Ep #27 Why do I do what I do?? Because I love it! And we have to do what makes us happy! It's the first week of school and no one, and I mean NO ONE is happier than me & the hubs! But it's not only the first day of school for the kids but its the first day of school for me as well! YAY! More things for me to complain about! At least I am consistent!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15627579</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2018 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15627579/df_ep_27.mp3" length="46221931" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Kim Gordon</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ep #27 Why do I do what I do?? Because I love it! And we have to do what makes us happy! It's the first week of school and no one, and I mean NO ONE is happier than me &amp; the hubs! But it's not only the first day of school for the kids but its the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ep #27 Why do I do what I do?? Because I love it! And we have to do what makes us happy! It's the first week of school and no one, and I mean NO ONE is happier than me & the hubs! But it's not only the first day of school for the kids but its the first day of school for me as well! YAY! More things for me to complain about! At least I am consistent!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2889</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>college,scholarship,back-to-school,healthy-habits,kids-hate-everything,anyone-listening?</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Kim Gordon</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ep #27 Why do I do what I do?? Because I love it! And we have to do what makes us happy! It's the first week of school and no one, and I mean NO ONE is happier than me &amp; the hubs! But it's not only the first day of school for the kids but its the first day of school for me as well! YAY! More things for me to complain about! At least I am consistent!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Piper Get's a Haircut</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/dysfunctionjunction/df-ep-26</link><description><![CDATA[Ep #26 I almost didn't have an episode this week, but I am so glad that I did! I had a special guest this week and he made this episode so much fun! Piper stops by for a visit and tells all about her new skill, haircutting! Lord help me! Find out how she did on this weeks episode Dysfunction Junction!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15526718</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2018 14:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15526718/df_ep_26.mp3" length="34743519" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Kim Gordon</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ep #26 I almost didn't have an episode this week, but I am so glad that I did! I had a special guest this week and he made this episode so much fun! Piper stops by for a visit and tells all about her new skill, haircutting! Lord help me! Find out how...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ep #26 I almost didn't have an episode this week, but I am so glad that I did! I had a special guest this week and he made this episode so much fun! Piper stops by for a visit and tells all about her new skill, haircutting! Lord help me! Find out how she did on this weeks episode Dysfunction Junction!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2172</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>fashion,school,college,stupid,smart,homework,piper,haircut,gpa,keto,intermittent-fasting,cheese-cake</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Kim Gordon</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ep #26 I almost didn't have an episode this week, but I am so glad that I did! I had a special guest this week and he made this episode so much fun! Piper stops by for a visit and tells all about her new skill, haircutting! Lord help me! Find out how she did on this weeks episode Dysfunction Junction!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Goind Back to School</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/dysfunctionjunction/df-ep-25</link><description><![CDATA[EP #25 Going to school is scary at any age. But doing it when your 44 with a full time job and 5 kids, Thats just down right terrifying! But I am not doing myself any favors curled up in the fetal position under my desk. If I want to move forward and then I need than I need to put my college panties on and do what the cool kids are doing! No more falling asleep while watching NCIS on Netflix! Bring on the Ritalin and cold pizza!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15467859</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2018 14:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15467859/df_ep_25.mp3" length="40688570" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Kim Gordon</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>EP #25 Going to school is scary at any age. But doing it when your 44 with a full time job and 5 kids, Thats just down right terrifying! But I am not doing myself any favors curled up in the fetal position under my desk. If I want to move forward and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[EP #25 Going to school is scary at any age. But doing it when your 44 with a full time job and 5 kids, Thats just down right terrifying! But I am not doing myself any favors curled up in the fetal position under my desk. If I want to move forward and then I need than I need to put my college panties on and do what the cool kids are doing! No more falling asleep while watching NCIS on Netflix! Bring on the Ritalin and cold pizza!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2543</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>school,adhd,stupid,support,aspergers,mcdonalds,promotion,daughter,meat,husband,sharks,kim-zolciak-biermann,famously-failing,the-news-you-didn't-know-you-n,aquariam</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Kim Gordon</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>EP #25 Going to school is scary at any age. But doing it when your 44 with a full time job and 5 kids, Thats just down right terrifying! But I am not doing myself any favors curled up in the fetal position under my desk. If I want to move forward and then I need than I need to put my college panties on and do what the cool kids are doing! No more falling asleep while watching NCIS on Netflix! Bring on the Ritalin and cold pizza!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Sorry I'm Late</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/dysfunctionjunction/df-ep-24-part-1-2</link><description><![CDATA[Ep #24 I have been gone for an unexpected 2 weeks so I have a lot to say! Fights at McDonalds, Naked Yoga, and the Mystery of the "Pooper Indtendent all in this weeks episode "Sorry I'm Late" on Dysfunction Junction!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15422489</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2018 23:32:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15422489/df_ep_24_part_1_2.mp3" length="40730361" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Kim Gordon</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ep #24 I have been gone for an unexpected 2 weeks so I have a lot to say! Fights at McDonalds, Naked Yoga, and the Mystery of the "Pooper Indtendent all in this weeks episode "Sorry I'm Late" on Dysfunction Junction!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ep #24 I have been gone for an unexpected 2 weeks so I have a lot to say! Fights at McDonalds, Naked Yoga, and the Mystery of the "Pooper Indtendent all in this weeks episode "Sorry I'm Late" on Dysfunction Junction!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2546</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>heartbroken,dreams,failure,mcdonalds,poop,planetfitness,morgue,emersoncollege,buriedalive,nakedyoga,judgementfreezone</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Kim Gordon</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ep #24 I have been gone for an unexpected 2 weeks so I have a lot to say! Fights at McDonalds, Naked Yoga, and the Mystery of the "Pooper Indtendent all in this weeks episode "Sorry I'm Late" on Dysfunction Junction!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d079967f8cc5eea9a51b8a9d7da9485c.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item></channel></rss>
