https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-unwritable-rantenSociety & CultureCopyright David the Producerhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/544495b106b6a92548356e8880bf3e45.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/the-unwritable-rantSun, 30 Apr 2023 14:18:15 +0000David the ProducerDavid the Producerfeeds@spreaker.comAuthor, bourbon drinker, and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda hosts a weekly podcast to talk about all the stories she can't put in print.yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-263-dressing-room-dry-humps-mounting- https://sites.libsyn.com/445113]]>653d54dc-f36f-470c-b499-c9a8fc7cb7d4Sun, 30 Apr 2023 14:06:52 +0000David the ProducerJuliette considers the size of her liver, meets a work of art, holds a bear hostage, makes out in a state of grace, waits out a relationship, chooses her own call girl adventure, sits in her own nightmare, and considers a savior. Be sure to check out... https://sites.libsyn.com/445113]]>1229clean263fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-262-ungood-voodoo-bond-bills-and-a-go80c82acc-c01c-4410-a33b-2ec8844d7121Fri, 05 Aug 2022 16:32:21 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette debates voodoo, takes a shine to slots, leaves a trail of bloody footprints, loathes a pedestrian mall, contemplates bribery, refuses to reschedule, battles swampy muck and metal barricades,...1916clean262fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-261-cremation-candidates-a-taco-made-c6271488-d23d-4a47-82eb-6291628d26d4Sat, 30 Apr 2022 01:32:09 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette spins a moral judgement, feels the icy side eye of Hemingway, calls out inappropriate coffee and Kafka, stops flushing drugs, appreciates the annoyed side of Honey, hightails it to a crematorium,...1579clean261fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-260-broken-heart-cures-forgivable-fel6731ba7c-854a-4a46-a177-ce9659cf20c0Sun, 16 Jan 2022 16:43:50 +0000David the ProducerIn this bourbon-soaked story, Juliette comforts Honey, her New Orleans Crazytown counterpart, enjoys a Louisiana lunch, crosses a courtyard, discovers a belfry, risks a felony, underestimates the importance of satsumas, flees a wonderland caterpillar,...1532clean260fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-259-synthetic-pee-duct-tape-barstools14611633-33e7-4377-b103-d733930a3964Sat, 18 Dec 2021 18:18:17 +0000David the ProducerJuliette returns with a new season announcement, considers the world's weirdest speedball, and revisits her favorite Christmas story, because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a lap dance. All new bourbon-soaked stories will resume in January 20221722clean259fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-254-unsolicited-material-a-blazing-ba072e8217-0a77-466b-8917-9d33c29fd526Sat, 27 Mar 2021 15:23:46 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette introduces the worst musician in Los Angeles, reluctantly takes the bait, adds a phrase to her vocab sheet, offers boundless support, revises a bio, reduces to a pile of self pity, attempts a...1746yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-252-a-corral-of-crazy-diabolical-binga96068cb-bef1-4f86-a9ea-0021ea5085c3Sun, 28 Feb 2021 17:49:53 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette survives Mardi Gras, ruins nice things, gets in and gets out, clashes with Myles, detests gold stars, falls below the line, team builds out of spite, wins an award for nothing, plans a diabolical...1546yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-251-relationship-barnacles-camping-wicbee6f30-7903-48ff-969c-3fbd0088f347Mon, 15 Feb 2021 13:42:28 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette breaks a bed, encounters relationship rage, eats all the cheese, has no compatibility with Bugsy, makes concessions, accepts poor advice, gets barnacle itchy, reluctantly goes camping, receives...1710yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-250-alternative-forms-of-torture-out-1644ebe7-c9fb-4670-9593-376d2107a73aSun, 31 Jan 2021 15:42:23 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette pays off an old debt, takes on a new form of torture, records in East LA, considers a brick wall, kills the teddy bears, cleans up Van Nuys Blvd., puts a gig on the books, improves timing, checks...1886yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-249-the-good-kind-of-cheating-knowing6ac4422e-c69b-4bc2-9ca0-9d8fdcf5aaf1Sun, 24 Jan 2021 16:15:36 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette does something cliche, considers the good kind of cheating, calls in a favor from Dusty, finds a leg, dismisses the girlfriends, has immediate access, moves in on more, hear from an impressive...1514yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-248-recycled-salad-stupidity-tax-and-2bda2829-0f93-42fd-b449-5c525763ded1Sun, 10 Jan 2021 16:58:27 +0000David the ProducerJuliette is slow to start the new year, fakes her way through football, meets a Rank chef, embellishes her culinary credentials, feels things, finds an overreaching gig, lies for payoff, confronts potatoes, hits a brick wall future, takes a chestful...1456yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-247-criminal-caroling-a-bloody-dash-a4f96c213-2425-412b-b762-9c97d419197dSun, 20 Dec 2020 15:51:37 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette considers trading snow for sand fleas, launches a foul drunk with Jackass, becomes suspicious, practices classics, visits John Hughes territory, goes caroling with allegedly merry folks, witnesses...1276yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-246-a-great-slab-of-art-questionable-86bf59b1-1fd6-428a-ae5a-cc1cd3c30bb9Sun, 13 Dec 2020 15:05:14 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette demonstrates little common sense, maneuvers past vagrants, drives out of bounds, accepts a chilly errand, picks up a great slab of art, questions panty hose, avoids escalators, votes early and...1486yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-245-creature-christmas-an-atomic-wond0db50c70-19b2-4d00-b4b1-bf81acfa9fbcSun, 06 Dec 2020 16:56:59 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette revisits the creatures of Christmas past, looks into her family tree, hears an unexpected thwacking, meets the mother of all Southside bats, appreciates Clydesdales, handles a mean little jerk,...1656yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-244-a-thanksgiving-disadvantage-20-mie4519f75-8894-42c2-85dd-086145e713daSun, 22 Nov 2020 16:33:42 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette gets selfish, attempts respectability, lacks a physical demonstration, hates waiting, goes home for Thanksgiving with Treble Clef, meets an ice queen, debates mommy issues, has a dreadful spill,...1645yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-243-pleasant-putdowns-10-minutes-with42cd99be-5a94-4c99-b2bb-1e454b8d91e8Sat, 14 Nov 2020 20:47:52 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette desperately needs a line, takes a one-off production gig, locks roadies out, misses a gear shift, drives a Jesus van, demands to see Barbarella, cleans up after Gigglesnort the Pomeranian, spends...1779yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/10205377/ep-242-rocky-relationships-getting-into-648252d8-d27d-41c2-8917-a8f59d1d6b9aSat, 07 Nov 2020 19:29:02 +0000David the ProducerOn this shot of bourbon-soaked story telling, Juliette sits on the outskirts, experiences a Rocky relationship, rallies over rejection, accepts a crushed smoke, attends the theater, longs to peel skin, makes an inappropriate call to action, gives a...1522yesfull