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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>The Dapper Dads</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-dapper-dads</link><description><![CDATA["They're not even dads!"]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/2682944/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Comedy</category><copyright>Copyright Dapper Dads</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/85db0f9eae2334f1f1860d3c85018edb.jpg</url><title>The Dapper Dads</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-dapper-dads</link></image><lastBuildDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2020 07:31:57 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Dapper Dads</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Dapper Dads</itunes:name><itunes:email>feeds@spreaker.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/85db0f9eae2334f1f1860d3c85018edb.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>"They're not even dads!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA["They're not even dads!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><googleplay:author>Dapper Dads</googleplay:author><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/85db0f9eae2334f1f1860d3c85018edb.jpg"/><googleplay:email>feeds@spreaker.com</googleplay:email><googleplay:description>"They're not even dads!"</googleplay:description><googleplay:category text="Comedy"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit><item><title>Buttered Poop</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10093590/buttered-poop</link><description><![CDATA[EPISODE 134! We talk about our first sketch, an All Star Weekend celebrity sighting, tomatoes, the man smell in a car, Ted Nugent dodging the draft, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water, why Santa isn't real, middle of the night sleepy snacking, a new Netflix pitch, some would you rathers and much more.<br /> <br />WATCH OUR FIRST SKETCH: <a href="https://youtu.be/F5E7ZYYv02s" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/F5E7ZYYv02s</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.patreon.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/dapperdads</a> if you love us<br /> <br />Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything wild<br /> <br />Leave a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or we die<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.thedapperdads.com" rel="noopener">www.thedapperdads.com</a> for everything and more<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.twitter.com/dapperdads</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="mailto:dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com">dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com</a><br /> <br />Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)<br /> <br />Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dapperdads.podbean.com/194a970c-ace0-5c26-86de-b8fbd7fd0313</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2020 09:37:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23666652/134final.mp3" length="222024323" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dapper Dads</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>EPISODE 134! We talk about our first sketch, an All Star Weekend celebrity sighting, tomatoes, the man smell in a car, Ted Nugent dodging the draft, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water, why Santa isn't real, middle of the night sleepy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[EPISODE 134! We talk about our first sketch, an All Star Weekend celebrity sighting, tomatoes, the man smell in a car, Ted Nugent dodging the draft, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water, why Santa isn't real, middle of the night sleepy snacking, a new Netflix pitch, some would you rathers and much more.<br /> <br />WATCH OUR FIRST SKETCH: <a href="https://youtu.be/F5E7ZYYv02s" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/F5E7ZYYv02s</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.patreon.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/dapperdads</a> if you love us<br /> <br />Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything wild<br /> <br />Leave a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or we die<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.thedapperdads.com" rel="noopener">www.thedapperdads.com</a> for everything and more<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.twitter.com/dapperdads</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="mailto:dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com">dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com</a><br /> <br />Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)<br /> <br />Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5551</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05e808da638e8bdaffca8fbd6a93c7cd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dapper Dads</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>EPISODE 134! We talk about our first sketch, an All Star Weekend celebrity sighting, tomatoes, the man smell in a car, Ted Nugent dodging the draft, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water, why Santa isn't real, middle of the night sleepy snacking, a new Netflix pitch, some would you rathers and much more.
 
WATCH OUR FIRST SKETCH: https://youtu.be/F5E7ZYYv02s
 
www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you love us
 
Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything wild
 
Leave a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or we die
 
www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more
 
www.twitter.com/dapperdads
 
www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast
 
www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast
 
dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com
 
Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)
 
Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05e808da638e8bdaffca8fbd6a93c7cd.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Mono E Romano: The Monitor Episode</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10093590/mono-e-romano-the-monitor-episode</link><description><![CDATA[EPISODE 132! We discuss vestibules, our fun runs, Valentine's Day, sneaking up and surprise snacking, a Final Destination/Fantasy sequel, high school pant choices, Slim's vomit adventure, Drama's stupid doctor visit, porn scenarios you don't want, writing movies or having them spoiled, what we want on our tombstone and other fun stuff.<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.patreon.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/dapperdads</a> if you really like us<br /> <br />Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or we die<br /> <br />Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something vestibule<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.thedapperdads.com" rel="noopener">www.thedapperdads.com</a> for everything else and more<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.twitter.com/dapperdads</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="mailto:dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com">dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com</a><br /> <br />Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)<br /> <br />Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dapperdads.podbean.com/807c627c-42b7-5061-a405-c7fd8a89b606</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2020 09:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23092196/132final.mp3" length="213101960" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dapper Dads</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>EPISODE 132! We discuss vestibules, our fun runs, Valentine's Day, sneaking up and surprise snacking, a Final Destination/Fantasy sequel, high school pant choices, Slim's vomit adventure, Drama's stupid doctor visit, porn scenarios you don't want,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[EPISODE 132! We discuss vestibules, our fun runs, Valentine's Day, sneaking up and surprise snacking, a Final Destination/Fantasy sequel, high school pant choices, Slim's vomit adventure, Drama's stupid doctor visit, porn scenarios you don't want, writing movies or having them spoiled, what we want on our tombstone and other fun stuff.<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.patreon.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/dapperdads</a> if you really like us<br /> <br />Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or we die<br /> <br />Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something vestibule<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.thedapperdads.com" rel="noopener">www.thedapperdads.com</a> for everything else and more<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.twitter.com/dapperdads</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="mailto:dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com">dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com</a><br /> <br />Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)<br /> <br />Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5328</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05e808da638e8bdaffca8fbd6a93c7cd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dapper Dads</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>EPISODE 132! We discuss vestibules, our fun runs, Valentine's Day, sneaking up and surprise snacking, a Final Destination/Fantasy sequel, high school pant choices, Slim's vomit adventure, Drama's stupid doctor visit, porn scenarios you don't want, writing movies or having them spoiled, what we want on our tombstone and other fun stuff.
 
www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you really like us
 
Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or we die
 
Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something vestibule
 
www.thedapperdads.com for everything else and more
 
www.twitter.com/dapperdads
 
www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast
 
www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast
 
dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com
 
Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)
 
Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05e808da638e8bdaffca8fbd6a93c7cd.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Christ Is In The Slice</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/10093590/christ-is-in-the-slice</link><description><![CDATA[EPISODE 131! We talk about staircases, how this is a leap year, making bread, posing for a magazine, horse love, porn categories we don't enjoy, driving into a mall, a flaming nine year old, who is the Daily Bugle boss, what's under Sway's hat, having a woman help you vote, alcoholic chili and more.<br />This episode is sponsored by Ballsy. Use code DAPPER20 for 20% off at <a href="http://www.ballwash.com" rel="noopener">www.ballwash.com</a><br /> <br />Go to <a href="http://www.patreon.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/dapperdads</a> if you wanna be cool<br /> <br />Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something wild<br /> <br />Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or else<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.thedapperdads.com" rel="noopener">www.thedapperdads.com</a> for everything and more<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.twitter.com/dapperdads</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="mailto:dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com">dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com</a><br /> <br />Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)<br /> <br />Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dapperdads.podbean.com/52f4371a-a7d4-54c6-b649-8528cb3b9d4b</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2020 09:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22542991/131final.mp3" length="209674683" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dapper Dads</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>EPISODE 131! We talk about staircases, how this is a leap year, making bread, posing for a magazine, horse love, porn categories we don't enjoy, driving into a mall, a flaming nine year old, who is the Daily Bugle boss, what's under Sway's hat, having...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[EPISODE 131! We talk about staircases, how this is a leap year, making bread, posing for a magazine, horse love, porn categories we don't enjoy, driving into a mall, a flaming nine year old, who is the Daily Bugle boss, what's under Sway's hat, having a woman help you vote, alcoholic chili and more.<br />This episode is sponsored by Ballsy. Use code DAPPER20 for 20% off at <a href="http://www.ballwash.com" rel="noopener">www.ballwash.com</a><br /> <br />Go to <a href="http://www.patreon.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/dapperdads</a> if you wanna be cool<br /> <br />Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something wild<br /> <br />Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or else<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.thedapperdads.com" rel="noopener">www.thedapperdads.com</a> for everything and more<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/dapperdads" rel="noopener">www.twitter.com/dapperdads</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast" rel="noopener">www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast</a><br /> <br /><a href="mailto:dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com">dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com</a><br /> <br />Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)<br /> <br />Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5242</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05e808da638e8bdaffca8fbd6a93c7cd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dapper Dads</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>EPISODE 131! We talk about staircases, how this is a leap year, making bread, posing for a magazine, horse love, porn categories we don't enjoy, driving into a mall, a flaming nine year old, who is the Daily Bugle boss, what's under Sway's hat, having a woman help you vote, alcoholic chili and more.
This episode is sponsored by Ballsy. Use code DAPPER20 for 20% off at www.ballwash.com
 
Go to www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you wanna be cool
 
Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something wild
 
Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes or else
 
www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more
 
www.twitter.com/dapperdads
 
www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast
 
www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast
 
dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com
 
Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)
 
Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05e808da638e8bdaffca8fbd6a93c7cd.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item></channel></rss>
