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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Sad Faces' Worst Case Scenario</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/sad-faces-worst-case-scenario--2600598</link><description><![CDATA[Sad Faces dissect your most dreaded hypothetical situations with sponge-sharp wit and razor-coloured clarity]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/2600598/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Society &amp; Culture</category><copyright>Copyright Gatecrash Network</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/30cbca3ad0830de394cba9a8811220da.jpg</url><title>Sad Faces' Worst Case Scenario</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/sad-faces-worst-case-scenario--2600598</link></image><lastBuildDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2023 00:36:39 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Gatecrash Network</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Gatecrash Network</itunes:name><itunes:email>feeds@spreaker.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/30cbca3ad0830de394cba9a8811220da.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Sad Faces dissect your most dreaded hypothetical situations with sponge-sharp wit and razor-coloured clarity</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sad Faces dissect your most dreaded hypothetical situations with sponge-sharp wit and razor-coloured clarity]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>11 – The Ballad of Ross Matti</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/11-the-ballad-of-ross-matti--12370139</link><description><![CDATA[A special episode, based on the horrifying real life exploits of our own Tobi Wilson. It's late. 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(The answers to those last two questions are "obviously no" and "obviously yes".)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3660</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/30cbca3ad0830de394cba9a8811220da.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>10 – Christmas Present Conundrums And The Spider Tree</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/10-christmas-present-conundrums-and-the-spider-tree--12370134</link><description><![CDATA[It's Christmas! A time of laughter, goodwill and terrifying animatronic Santas. Nothing could possibly ruin this festive season! BUT WAIT. My boyfriend wants a cumbersome Lego Christmas present! Also, my Christmas tree is covered in spiders! One of those problems is worse than the other! 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But wait… these bees… so skinny… their bodies, so smooth and shiny… OH NO!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1814</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/30cbca3ad0830de394cba9a8811220da.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>4 – Unfamiliar Toilets with Grainne Maguire</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/4-unfamiliar-toilets-with-grainne-maguire--12370138</link><description><![CDATA[Where am I? What time is it? Who are all these people? Oh no. I remember now. The party. Good lord, I need the toilet. But… but HOW? 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Coming through the U-bend. OH NO? Oh yes.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1416</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/30cbca3ad0830de394cba9a8811220da.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>1 – Boss Date Crash</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/1-boss-date-crash--12370141</link><description><![CDATA[A first date. Nerves, smiles, flirtation. But suddenly a boss (or your boss?) appears. Now what?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.gatecrashnetwork.com/?post_type=creativo_portfolio&amp;p=498</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2014 14:38:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12370141/1_bossdatecrash.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Gatecrash Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A first date. Nerves, smiles, flirtation. 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