http://www.keysbartender.comenComedyCopyright Keys Bartenderhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/abfe4bc5e52916ff1c770fb4a8d26747.jpghttp://www.keysbartender.comMon, 16 Jan 2023 20:45:23 +0000Keys BartenderKeys Bartenderjim@keysbartender.comThe Florida Keys Bartender Podcast will be coming to you from this source until further notice. So now this Keys Bartender tries to stay sober during the pandemic and tells you how he sees it.trueepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-684-no-more-dutch-ovens-stop-farting--52456703https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>c3a35dd1-3eda-47a5-bdee-1234d2186453Mon, 16 Jan 2023 18:09:51 +0000Keys BartenderJim deals with a short bout of depression. Old has a hard time competing with new when it comes to relationships. Maybe a different perspective can help. The show ends with, how to make a good frozen drink. --- Support this podcast:...https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>1577false684fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-683-not-a-resolution--52405741https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>78585570-eb06-42ef-aaa1-6483b1678094Tue, 10 Jan 2023 19:20:38 +0000Keys BartenderJim doesn't do resolutions. We need better plans, --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/supporthttps://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>1317true683fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-682-predictions-for-2023--52324076https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>ca849274-1e02-40cf-bfaa-e0a255f69638Sat, 31 Dec 2022 20:03:38 +0000Keys BartenderWe close 2022 with predictions for 2023 and Jim will not be seeking the nomination for President. He is more likely to get a gender reassignment surgery. Why was Nostradamus so vague with his 600-year-old forecast? --- Support this podcast:...https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>1467true682fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-681-pain-not-sham-but-cham--52317561https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>a134cf21-6c54-4656-a04b-560bfa2faef5Fri, 30 Dec 2022 18:11:34 +0000Keys BartenderDrinking isn't the only thing to do when it's rainy and cold in the Keys but it certainly is the most indulged. We wrap the drinks of Christmas because 10 drinks are enough.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/supporthttps://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>1421true681fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-680-candy-ass-martini--52270458https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>dedf8814-83ca-4c21-8958-af8a0e79fb2aFri, 23 Dec 2022 19:48:15 +0000Keys BartenderThe technological revolution has helped Keys Folk with gift purchasing. the internet can't help you with the best gift, the gift of yourself. The 9th drink of Xmas is the candy cane martini . --- Support this podcast:...https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>1551true680fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-679-special-announcement--52269415https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>518731ae-bef7-4eda-9340-83604a82b8fcFri, 23 Dec 2022 17:02:31 +0000Keys BartenderA special announcement is made by a regular. It did not live up to expectations of the crowd. Its the 7 drink of Christmas. Jim reviews Company Christmas Party strategy. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/supporthttps://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support]]>1147true679fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-678-retraction--52229105
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A bartender triumphantly posts a bottle of the very little in demand Galliano. Why do people give more weight to some people's opinion outside of their area of expertise if they have a couple extra...This episode is brought to you by Key Largo Chocolates, www.keylargochocolates.com  tell them the Keys Bartender sent you.]]>1918truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-663-what-is-wrong-with-a-fanny-pack--51431585Thanks to our sponsor Key Largo Chocolates, www.keylargochocolates.com]]>6207cd27-7c63-4fc7-a609-e4c0316a41d8Fri, 30 Sep 2022 18:59:19 +0000Keys BartenderJim wants to get a fanny pack. A group of guest get Jim's name wrong, he doesn't mind. A co-worker likes someone else's preparation of a cosmopolitan leads into a conversation about consistency. 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Further updates to follow.1846truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-658-shallow-jim--51348389aa4a60b1-d307-4076-ac37-6b533cab40e6Thu, 22 Sep 2022 17:15:49 +0000Keys BartenderSome times a little work around can handle certain problems whether a leaky CO2 Tank or a cantankerous patron. People are by and large ready to be civil if given the opportunity and the right guidance. 1907truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-658-blameless-in-key-largo--5132556368d8fcf5-e7dd-4399-88e5-0cac75d4a317Tue, 20 Sep 2022 17:54:37 +0000Keys BartenderJim gives a tip on how he handles customer service issues at the restaurant. Several technology issues occur on the same day, Jim's default reaction is to blame I.T., programmers, hardware, etc and lose his sh*t. Realizing blame does not resolve the...1887truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-657-god-save-the-king--51311759bd6465c0-6640-4ffe-b9ff-c402c201e153Mon, 19 Sep 2022 17:18:59 +0000Keys BartenderThough business is slower in the Keys there are enough people to keep this bartender busy. The Queen passed away almost 2 weeks ago and the funeral just took place. Though Jim takes a dim view of the idea of Monarchies and Aristocracy he sees the...2002truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-656-only-86-billion--51284684dd466574-e321-4b9e-a806-55f84be0b0dcFri, 16 Sep 2022 18:30:23 +0000Keys BartenderJim goes over what you need on a wine list for a small family restaurant. A bunch athletes retiring leaves Jim contemplating his future of aging with grace. Finally the the Brain used to have 100 billion neurons now it is around 86 billion, what a gyp. 2277falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-655-wine-snob-or-wine-slob--51248431f8e2d928-0019-4036-ac11-124b0b60b81cTue, 13 Sep 2022 20:37:42 +0000Keys BartenderJim has a wine tasting to attend at his place of work. So what does a bartender who doesn't drink do at a wine tasting. A In this episode we get a brief description of wine varieties, the most popular varieties, and how to choose them. Jim has his...2022truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-654-appreciate-this--5123507874ee2261-cb8e-41cf-867c-2002e6368547Mon, 12 Sep 2022 19:16:04 +0000Keys BartenderA Norwegian group of tourist drink as if Valhalla were the next stop. After a daytrip to Marathon in the Keys Jim ponders how good life is. Comparatively most peoples lives are much more comfortable than just 100 years ago.  So why are there so many...2004truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-653-know-sh-t--51151724a9bdc9a0-834e-47c1-9697-d7cd06a77a70Mon, 05 Sep 2022 16:17:51 +0000Keys BartenderA patron at Jim's Bar asks for the impossible. Several interactions at the bar brings the relationship between cognition and perception into todays thoughts. Are all blind in our interactions with people? Can knowing we don't know help? 2072truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episodes-652--51122123ef5f0f58-9563-4486-84d8-c5875a72742eFri, 02 Sep 2022 16:20:34 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk about comedy and ethics. Jim gets a phone call at work by someone who is literally living in the past. Speculations abound on what happened to the caller as Jim fears getting caught in a temporal phenomena. Spoiler alert we talk about Apple...2171truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-651-farewell-mcgeehan-s--51083232Note- Explicit language is the use of the word a**hole.]]>322e7986-a810-4122-ad9f-2809e896c478Tue, 30 Aug 2022 18:02:21 +0000Keys BartenderA locals Bar in Philadelphia closes after 93 years of business and head shaving. With very few tourist in town Jim sees more locals in the Supermarket making it take as long to get in and out as when it is busy. Jim tries multiple solutions to solve...Note- Explicit language is the use of the word a**hole.]]>2116truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-650-the-ass-mint--51042803f09541a1-e2db-4ce9-abf3-ed31b9f36bedFri, 26 Aug 2022 19:03:49 +0000Keys BartenderJim likes to lighten his mood with consuming sitcoms after watching the news. Some people have a desire for attention others not so much. Birthdays are a great way to show appreciation for those who feel unnoticed or under appreciated. Finally a butt...2069falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-649-many-faces--51008358bcdcf5f9-668a-4bc5-8cba-45c4a15aa62aTue, 23 Aug 2022 16:30:42 +0000Keys BartenderThere can be different people inside each of us. The angry, joyful, lonely, sociable, adventurous, lustful, confident, anxious, charitable, attention seeking etc. any of these aspects can assume control of our person. We can accept the possibility and...1598falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-648-i-don-t-hate-mounties--5099946647f9bf78-22a2-46ea-8226-c4d178d84f55Mon, 22 Aug 2022 18:12:50 +0000Keys BartenderWhat role does Confirmation Bias have in everyday life? Life does not just have to happen to you. Jim discovers that stress and anxiety can be alleviated by a change in perspective. Stress can be a motivator and anxiety can be an opportunity for growth.1922falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-647-the-greatest-gift--50986842914735e3-4f4a-4d1b-aca9-c8a8f83319eeSun, 21 Aug 2022 17:05:58 +0000Keys BartenderNot the Whitney Houston song, still a good song. The greatest gift for Jim this birthday coming up is the change he has experienced the last 15 years. You can keep your birthday cake and presents the greatest gift is the opportunity he has had to change. 2464falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-646-the-diplomatic-male--5092172035a853a4-56c0-44d2-b3d6-838b5699ef41Mon, 15 Aug 2022 17:54:28 +0000Keys BartenderA comment by several of Jim's spin class attendees lead him to question who he really is. How important is it to acknowledge perceptions others have of you? It is easier to understand how we reject critiques than how we equivocate compliments....1952falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-645-self-motivation--508762426f1c2a17-a02c-4ed7-89a1-62ed8faaeae3Wed, 10 Aug 2022 14:04:03 +0000Keys BartenderJim finds himself thinking he is in a rut, ruminating on stagnation and possible depression. The best thing he can imagine is at the core of his belief, that hope and motivation come from within. These thoughts drive out the other thoughts. Thank you...1898falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-644-old-dog-new-trick--5085437002d8f44c-a872-45c5-8ede-25023b669bccMon, 08 Aug 2022 16:18:22 +0000Keys BartenderAbby and Jim go to a restaurant in Islamorada, FL. The bartender is a competent young fellow who gets to talking to Jim about training an experienced (older) and how difficult it can be. It is tough to train a new employee who think they are in no...1891falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-643-don-juan-or-don-knotts--50817089*Listener note Don Knotts was an actor whose characters displayed very little romantic relational skills.]]>48ced11d-55be-41ef-a500-ac5b50736f02Thu, 04 Aug 2022 18:56:02 +0000Keys BartenderJim recounts his history of relationship development over his life. The journey was circuitous to the present. Ultimately it was a desire for a romantic connection. *Listener note Don Knotts was an actor whose characters displayed very little...*Listener note Don Knotts was an actor whose characters displayed very little romantic relational skills.]]>2093truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-642-blameless--507846822a7c328b-756b-4767-b327-7209454c4f47Mon, 01 Aug 2022 23:56:33 +0000Keys Bartender A trip to the beach in Marathon causes Jim to ponder the the reliability of fast impressions. Real reasons for why people act are hidden to us so why attribute blame. We have more important issues in our life. 1677falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-641-the-old-golf-course-bbq-scam--5075070770fa0f14-e299-4330-9cfe-5abc48eaf242Fri, 29 Jul 2022 16:24:37 +0000Keys BartenderIts the end of Lobster Mini Season in the Florida Keys but the season for scammers is always going strong. Jim gives a summary of more recent scamming techniques of the 21st century. We end with a retelling of a new texting to the wrong number scam....2164truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-640-getting-to-know-me--507394559c766db9-1ced-47df-bfd5-1efba573efd9Thu, 28 Jul 2022 16:39:10 +0000Keys BartenderIts Lobster Mini-season in Florida. Jim recognizes his competitive nature distracts him from any task at hand. Realizing that he does not have to be the best in some fields of endeavors gives him an opportunity to grow.2117falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-639-keys-bartender-broccoli-v-donut--50635925c6ae8e77-e465-4da0-82c9-4cd7ff6a8090Mon, 18 Jul 2022 17:46:18 +0000Keys BartenderJim has a junk food problem. He  loves to eat the things that are unhealthy, duh. This descends into a conversation about how immediate gratification and long-term goals are in opposition many times.2072falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-638-tender-frustrations--50574724a76aa3e5-333e-4c1a-bf15-b2f7a70863efThu, 14 Jul 2022 17:42:10 +0000Keys BartenderJim attempts to acquire audio editing skills reaffirming the adage about old dogs. After renewing his license in about 12 minutes at the local DMV.......jealous...... his license photo becomes another reminder of the universality of aging.2013truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-637-hot-summer-nights--505596856d928719-21f9-421c-b775-a266d9352c94Wed, 13 Jul 2022 14:23:16 +0000Keys BartenderA rumination on the summer heat brings Jim to discuss technological change. The progression of discovery, introduction, and widespread use is similar in most forms of the inventions that have changed the way we live. The only thing we can take for...2174falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-636-the-extraordinary--504981395cf95fed-6f6b-4fd4-87f6-226242cc7a46Thu, 07 Jul 2022 15:04:13 +0000Keys BartenderJim finds it difficult to mask his feelings with end of the day patrons. Old ways of dealing with work are changing, and that has accelerated over the past few years. We end with the a call to feel extraordinary.2073truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-635-the-freaks-come-out-at-night--50471690657c498d-76aa-455c-855d-26d904eebe76Tue, 05 Jul 2022 16:42:53 +0000Keys BartenderAbby and Jim avoid being run over by an aggressive Pick-up driver. Weird sh*t happens at night everywhere. Knowing the difference between a want and a need can help you through economic insecurity. Want to motivate, support, or console  yourself try...2359truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-634-the-self-aware-boor--50461209P.S.
Not in the show- At the Pool Party during some woman's retelling of a bucket list item in an Adult Store "Porn Shop", she said she was shocked in 1 particular section. I blurted out "Was it the Anal stuff?" luckily it was ignored or wasn't heard.]]>f9ed5409-3c21-4ee4-a1c8-0337d62698d7Mon, 04 Jul 2022 16:54:34 +0000Keys BartenderFourth of July maybe Jim's favorite holiday. It has the perfect mix of dehydration and minimally safe pyrotechnical displays. A party host inadvertently makes Jim unsure of his podcasting skills. A look at the "Sangria Method" to diffuse awkward...P.S.
Not in the show- At the Pool Party during some woman's retelling of a bucket list item in an Adult Store "Porn Shop", she said she was shocked in 1 particular section. I blurted out "Was it the Anal stuff?" luckily it was ignored or wasn't heard.]]>1850falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-633-the-pee-story--50458919cee9b289-6a2d-49a8-999b-8bf1e166a580Mon, 04 Jul 2022 12:19:37 +0000Keys BartenderThe Fourth of July brings the whole of South Florida to the Keys. Jim ruminates about a story told to him by his sister of which he has no recollection. the fact he was very young does not stop him from comparing it to later in life blackouts. It is a...2311falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-632-i-differ-then-i-beg--50422424c3cde6e8-df23-4f20-8040-d1d2717d3a7dThu, 30 Jun 2022 16:57:20 +0000Keys BartenderStaying positive is a job Jim has a habit. When he is asked for an opinion he takes a more serious approach than the asker had. There are things to consider1550truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-631-there-is-no-f-ing-beach-in-key-largo--50393895bf109de5-e54f-416a-999b-c0e095934de7Tue, 28 Jun 2022 16:02:38 +0000Keys BartenderThe problem with charter schools in the Keys. A tv show gets lazy with geography, like mentioning a beach in Key Largo. How much content is needed for all the Cable, Satellite, and Streaming Channels. Can it all be good.2160truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-630-change-like-sh-t-happens--503819634c1eef1c-bfd8-45ec-92f7-b5380528e3edMon, 27 Jun 2022 16:30:54 +0000Keys BartenderWhy not combine some National Holidays? We did it with Presidents Day. We talk about changes in the Keys over the years. A bad idea from Jim gives him a different perspective into the development of sexuality.2027falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-629-you-can-ring-my-bell--50323039d6d221b1-28de-4d1a-800f-20995fe7e084Fri, 24 Jun 2022 16:08:23 +0000Keys BartenderAbby goes to her last Radiation Therapy treatment. Both Abby and Jim immediately feel a lessening of anxiety and stress. Now Jim can return to discussing communication mix-ups with Abby. What is an Oriental Message? Did you mean massage or am I going...1898falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-628-retail-me-baby--50323061625badec-7abd-4f2f-be0d-9e373771fc77Fri, 24 Jun 2022 16:02:48 +0000Keys BartenderRetail, brick and mortar style, is not doing well. That is for the foreseeable future. There things that Keys residents still need to shop for on the mainland.2010truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-627-creativity-in-action--50269535e2ff40d1-2844-40c0-a0df-c04adeb610e5Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:41:36 +0000Keys BartenderWhat ignites Jim's creative side? It may be an early morning drive in Miami. We still are working on a new Podcast for the Florida Keys and those interested in the Keys. Either way you can still continue to hear new content here.1785truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-626-the-old-gray-matter-aint-what-it-used-to-be-keys-bartender--50206251https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50190133Mon, 13 Jun 2022 20:35:51 +0000Keys BartenderJim is frequently interrupted while trying to explain his inability to focus and stay on topic. The gang from the Catch have a birthday party for one of the owners.2413truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-625-tropical-starfish-keys-bartender--50206300https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50168294Sat, 11 Jun 2022 18:14:54 +0000Keys BartenderA shed poses as affordable housing. Jim goes to an estate sale at his former residence. A man resorts to metaphor to describe a past humiliation. We close with not projecting into the future or another's mindset.2495truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-624-what-if-god-was-keys-bartender--50157896https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50090581Mon, 06 Jun 2022 17:51:24 +0000Keys BartenderA tropical depression hits the Florida Keys. Abby and Jim travel to Miami for Abby's radiation therapy. What kind of parent is God? An attentive hands on parent or the kind that gets the ball rolling and then lets go.2457truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-623-schrodinger-s-cat-as-a-gift-keys-bartender--50019572https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50012868Tue, 31 May 2022 16:19:00 +0000Keys BartenderAn anonymous donor leaves a gift for the Catch Restaurant. Strange as it seems it was not as shocking to the staff a you may expect. Begs the question who and why would someone do that.1623truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-621-trauma-v-drama-keys-bartender--50019573https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49988238Sun, 29 May 2022 17:22:54 +0000Keys BartenderJim experiences a less than busy Memorial Day Weekend. Several speculations addressing the volume defecit are proposed. Sometimes a person will come into the bar to share their trauma with you. Sometimes all you need to do is listen.2013truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-622-worth-keys-bartender--49946075https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49944596Wed, 25 May 2022 19:41:08 +0000Keys BartenderHow do we value things? Do we over value the wrong things? People have been undervalued.2098truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-620-no-know-it-all-keys-bartender--49945603https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49938733Wed, 25 May 2022 13:10:02 +0000Keys BartenderJim is working on a know it all issue. Is it a problem? Can he fix it? Who knows certainly its not him.1860truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/keys-bartender-trailer--499128019221f858-b3fd-4c67-ae08-892a11093094Mon, 23 May 2022 17:32:09 +0000Keys Bartender27falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-619-variety-is-the-spice-keys-bartender--49915048https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49910439Mon, 23 May 2022 17:23:00 +0000Keys BartenderJim tries to transfer his Podcast to another podcast service. Variety of action, experience, thought, etc. is Jim's way of keeping engaged.1819truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-618-jim-the-hypocrite-keys-bartender--49907714https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49879649Fri, 20 May 2022 17:58:22 +0000Keys BartenderAbby is resolving a medical issue which has both she and Jim making regular trips to the Miami Cancer Institute. A pre-Covid regular\vacationer, Mike from Canada, returns to his home away from home after almost 3 years. Jim has a dream and his take on...2401truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-617-monkey-brain-keys-bartender--49907711https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49833795Tue, 17 May 2022 18:20:16 +0000Keys BartenderA bachelor party stops by the Catch at the end of the night. While on a trip to Miami Jim ponders why his baser instincts are so present.2546truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-616-pleaser-people--49907709https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49775728Thu, 12 May 2022 16:56:17 +0000Keys BartenderA bad accident happens on the stretch at the entrance to the Florida Keys, A patron wants some leomons. How people pleasing tendencies can be a source of anxiety.1947truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-615-south-beach-keys-bartender--49907715https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49746425Tue, 10 May 2022 16:42:51 +0000Keys BartenderJim takes Abby to South Beach for her birthday and to make an early morning appointment easier. They eat at a really nice restaurant and visit with a friend from Poland. Jim almost loses it at the hospital.2539truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-614-death-by-coffee-keys-bartender--49907710https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49700958Sat, 07 May 2022 14:27:40 +0000Keys BartenderAn over caffeinated Jim takes to the internet leaving no thought unexpressed. We will call this an experiment in stream of consciousness.2214truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-613-its-not-just-you-keys-bartender--49907713https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49693416Fri, 06 May 2022 18:40:43 +0000Keys BartenderLife's hardships can feel specifically personal. In many ways they are unique to us but hardships are universal. It how we handle the hardship that can make or break us.2000truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-612-faint-praise-keys-bartender--49907718https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49656741Wed, 04 May 2022 17:07:00 +0000Keys BartenderJim goes to visit his father and step-mother in Dover Delaware and then a quick trip to Philly. He does some catching up, vists some old haunts. Nothing significant happens but he feels different.3642truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-611-short-trip-keys-bartender--49907716https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49586901Thu, 28 Apr 2022 18:02:24 +0000Keys BartenderJim is going on short trip. The contents of your luggage tips your hand on what you expect to be doing on any trip. We wrap with what made this bartender go dry.2379truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-610-trivial-matters--49907717https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49564336Wed, 27 Apr 2022 00:42:53 +0000Keys BartenderThe first remote show since Covid-19 shows the rough edges. Finally have one of the regulars, the musician Jimmy Hawkins.2007truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-609-the-sorta-palindrome-episode--49907712https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49548232Mon, 25 Apr 2022 16:37:18 +0000Keys BartenderThe Catch Restaurant says goodbye for the season to a really great guy, musician Adam Musick. The Family goes to Sombrero Beach in the Middle Keys. Finally Jim will attempt to do a remote show from the Catch.2086truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-608-old-keys-bartender-keys-bartender--49907739https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49518802Fri, 22 Apr 2022 18:03:33 +0000Keys BartenderA patron has a medical emergency. JIm is sent to help and display his ineptness. Major bump in the road to switch from Android to iPhone. What is the cost benefit in maintaining a high fitness level for one old Bartender.2688truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-607-routines-keys-bartender--49907729https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49491564Wed, 20 Apr 2022 13:21:28 +0000Keys BartenderJim talks about his daily routine and extends it out to encompass his behaviors. He reveals a a behavior he had practiced for years with very little conscious thought and how he hopes to change. Moving from an Android smart phone to an iPhone is...3441truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-606-self-assessment-keys-bartender--49909227https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49483253Tue, 19 Apr 2022 19:32:17 +0000Keys BartenderJim makes the switch to Apple after years of denial. Can you objectively give yourself a self-assessment? Is change possible?1922truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-605-no-nudity-that-sucks-keys-bartender--49907724https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49445726Fri, 15 Apr 2022 15:46:13 +0000Keys BartenderJim comes home and investigates a strange noise that is keeping Abby awake. A dive master gives Jim the skinny on why there is an uptick in diving/snorkeling deaths in the Keys recently. Key West attempts to make Fantasy Fest a family friendly event....2061truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-604-raison-d-etre-keys-bartender--49907721https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49413285Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:46:17 +0000Keys BartenderJim baby sits a dog. While watching the dog (Henry) an 11 month old Maltese he considers one of Life's big questions. Why are we here?2402truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-603-suspect-expectation-keys-bartender--49907723https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49339611Wed, 06 Apr 2022 14:06:12 +0000Keys BartenderJIm talks about how expectations can lead to unhappiness. Not getting rid of goals but the demands we want met to be happy maybe the Key. Of course he works the War in Ukraine into the episode. Thanks for all the downloads.2515truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-602-the-least-of-my-problems-keys-bartender--49907745https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49328971Tue, 05 Apr 2022 15:37:23 +0000Keys BartenderA slew of roadblocks gets between Jim and his workout. Instead of frustration he decides to feel differently about the circumstances. This has been a lesson for how to deal with life on life's trems.2172truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-601-time-to-say-goodbye-keys-bartender--49909287https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49319335Mon, 04 Apr 2022 18:15:21 +0000Keys BartenderNo not to the Podcast, but to the snowbirds that have begun leaving the Keys. Most Keys residents enjoy the lighter traffic and more accessible parking. Jim sees it as farewell to friends and higher earnings, in that order. Getting in to a routine...2468truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-600-bad-behavior-keys-bartender--49907727https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49228100Mon, 28 Mar 2022 17:38:39 +0000Keys BartenderStill pulling for the brave Ukranians fighting the Russian aggression. Try to get away from the horrible violence in the World today by watching the Oscars. That did'nt work out as planned.1910truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-599-john-walter-gacy-keys-bartender--49909268https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49210103Sat, 26 Mar 2022 17:03:13 +0000Keys BartenderWe still echo support for the brave and effective freedom fighters of the Ukraine. Why do many assasins and serial killers use 3 names? Well Jim don't you use 3 names?1576truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-598-who-the-f-is-alicia-keyes-keys-bartender--49907731https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49200922Fri, 25 Mar 2022 15:47:06 +0000Keys BartenderJim takes his daughter to work, Spin Class. A very nice Canadian couple says good bye to the Keys. A country/bluegrass soloist is requested to play an Alicia Keyes song with hilarious results. Putin plays the part of the big bad wolf but looks like...2224truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-597-foreign-impressions-keys-bartender--49907726https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49168186Wed, 23 Mar 2022 13:24:45 +0000Keys BartenderIt is more difficult to get the impression of what is actually like to live somewhere when you don't live there, Duh! Jim attempts to give an alternate view to a foreign friend. Competition on a regular basis is a good thing . Finally, please donate...2712truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-496-rageaholic-keys-bartender--49907730https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49150626Tue, 22 Mar 2022 14:17:46 +0000Keys BartenderA friend tells of a road rage incident in Key Largo has Jim relate a more personal story. A significant portion believe pets can be the ultimate arbiter(not a pun) whether a sranger is a good person. Well if we can attribute human qualities to other...3108truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-595-overly-confident-keys-bartender--49907734https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49109192Fri, 18 Mar 2022 16:49:33 +0000Keys BartenderJim opens with St.Patrick's day at the Catch, same celebration different suroundings. A quick check in the Monroe County Sheriff's arrest photos to see if we know or want to anyone. We end with more support for the Ukraine.2652truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-594-quinceanera-st-patrick-s-day-keys-bartender--49909292https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49058512Mon, 14 Mar 2022 15:59:42 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Abby go to a Quinceanera on Saint Patrick's Day weekend. Jim runs into a disgruntled patron at the event. When did sweets become something Jim would crave? We are seeing the Ukrainians continue to resist Russian aggression.2701truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-593-keys-krazy-karachters-keys-bartender--49907725https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49039856Sat, 12 Mar 2022 17:11:47 +0000Keys BartenderJim starts out with addressing people who parrot adversarial talking points on the Russian aggression against Ukraine. With the increase in traffic this season in the Florida Keys there is a corresponding increase in unique individuals. Jim wonders...2403truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-592-to-my-russian-ancestry-friends-keys-bartender--49907767www.newyork.msf.orgSave the Children www.savethechildren.org]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49020384Thu, 10 Mar 2022 18:49:07 +0000Keys BartenderThe wind needs to be considered when you are planning to be on the water. A friend of Russian Ancestry apologizes for being Russian. Jim points out that it is not the Russians but it's leaders who are the aggressors. If you would like to donate to aid...www.newyork.msf.orgSave the Children www.savethechildren.org]]>2413truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-591-didn-t-mean-to-piss-you-off-not-keys-bartender--49907768https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48983162Mon, 07 Mar 2022 18:40:46 +0000Keys BartenderDaytona Bike week is here along with the motorcycles comes the discussion of road safety. Only a small group of offenders are to blame for all the carnage. Jim gets into a disagreement with someone who is sort of a kindred spirit on FaceBook.2064truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-590-d-bag-hall-of-fame-keys-bartender--49909298https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48952633Fri, 04 Mar 2022 17:38:25 +0000Keys BartenderJim finds himself changing demeanor depending on the group he is conversing with at the Bar. The Governor of Florida and the leader of Soviet Union 2.0 are honored with induction in to the Douchebag Hall of Fame.2290truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-589-looking-for-a-bathroom-keys-bartender--49909272https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48938311Thu, 03 Mar 2022 18:35:26 +0000Keys BartenderLooking for a restroom is a arduous job for some people. Ukraine keeps resisting as the Russians a more indiscriminate type of warfare.1860truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-588-ms-direction-keys-bartender--49909229https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48913023Tue, 01 Mar 2022 18:25:59 +0000Keys BartenderMore is not always better. Putin sends in his B-team with alot more equipment to the course of an invasion going wrong. Ukrainians use road signs to let the Russians know there true feelings.1822truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-587-creating-heroes-keys-bartender--49907728https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48889028Sun, 27 Feb 2022 22:32:41 +0000Keys BartenderPictured is Ukrainian Soldier, Vitaly Skakun Volodymyrovych. He is credited with blowing up a bridge outside of Crimea to slow down the advance of Russian Armour. The explosion occurred with Vitaly still on the bridge. This gamble of Putin is creating...2190truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-586-putin-s-big-mistake-keys-bartender--49909301https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48881229Sat, 26 Feb 2022 19:30:56 +0000Keys BartenderAs the Russian Armed incursion continues Ukrainian resitance increases. The ease of a Putin victory is not an absolute in the near feature and in the long-term it may have backfired. Supporting the Ukrainian Armed Forces and Resistance.2455truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-585-russian-ship-go-f-ck-yourself-keys-bartender--49907744https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48874320Fri, 25 Feb 2022 20:01:53 +0000Keys BartenderUkraine needs the world support. Support would shorten the amount of time needed to get every russian service member out of their country,2189truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-584-slowing-down-a-steam-roller-in-ukraine-keys-bartender--49909220https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48857485Thu, 24 Feb 2022 15:32:11 +0000Keys BartenderJim dedicates show to the People of the Ukraine. Why would a bartender in the Florida Keys care? Well he does and its his show.1734truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-583-wrong-turn-keys-bartender--49907750https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48842501Wed, 23 Feb 2022 13:11:24 +0000Keys BartenderJim's bartending tip is a simple hygiene practice. An over reliance on a mapping app takes the host on a trip into Miami. Finally, our decisions take us to where we are in life.2207truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-582-freezing-d-ck-part2-keys-bartender--49912813https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48823671Tue, 22 Feb 2022 00:30:28 +0000Keys BartenderPart 2, Ironic cut-off after penis story.234truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-582-freeze-your-d-ck-off-part-1-keys-bartender--49909274https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48823495Tue, 22 Feb 2022 00:02:19 +0000Keys BartenderA Finnish Olympian freezes his penis during race. That is commitment. Jim takes the family to an Alligator Farm. Show ends abruptly. Part 11521truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-581-diminishing-returns-keys-bartender--49925517https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48788461Fri, 18 Feb 2022 19:39:21 +0000Keys BartenderSometimes we lose our edge when we are busy or perhaps better said as overwhelmed. Multi-tasking gets out of hand at times.2259truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-580-valentine-s-day-pressure-keys-bartender--49909306https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48729509Mon, 14 Feb 2022 18:10:03 +0000Keys BartenderValentine's Day may be horrible for those single but some people can make it bad with their choices. We cover the do's and don'ts.1939truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-579-super-bowl-madness-keys-bartender--49907769https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48716822Sun, 13 Feb 2022 19:13:57 +0000Keys BartenderIn the U.S. American Football reigns supreme and culminates with the Super Bowl. Besides hype over the game- food, drink, commercials, block pools are essential ingredients to a party. People will bet on anything.1753truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-578-just-us-keys-bartender--49907736https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48704905Sat, 12 Feb 2022 18:09:19 +0000Keys BartenderA bartender deals with a disgruntled regular and their expectation of an forthcoming apology. It was not forthcoming. Jim spends entirely too much time opening a soap dispenser. Is justice just a concept or can a citizen expect remuneration for major...2462truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-577-i-ll-never-darken-your-door-again-keys-bartender--49907746https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48673151Thu, 10 Feb 2022 14:03:20 +0000Keys BartenderJim recalls a memorable Jersey Shore vacation. Some people feels as if they are integral to your life or that of your business, in many cases they are not.2284truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-576-busy-busy-maybe-not-so-keys-bartender--49907770https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48646066Tue, 08 Feb 2022 18:24:07 +0000Keys BartenderJim gets advice from a friend in Miami about the podcast. It is some good advice . There are several family and friends from Poland here or planning a visit. How much time do we really have during our days and are we really that busy?2474truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-575-wake-me-up-keys-bartender--49907732https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48602288Sat, 05 Feb 2022 16:51:47 +0000Keys BartenderJim is a fine of automation when it stream lines work. It is always about the bottom line, earnings. Contemplating a big change, arguments can be made to be cautious or decisive. Thanks for the downloads.2523truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-574-pottytime-etiquette-keys-bartender--49907753https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48577977Thu, 03 Feb 2022 20:22:05 +0000Keys BartenderIts good to know your audience when you are in a social situation where manners are considered. People need to use sanitary facilities from time to time but some people appear clueless.2065truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-573-tunnel-pig-day-keys-bartender--49907720https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48556769Wed, 02 Feb 2022 14:18:23 +0000Keys BartenderJim starts by talking about Ground Hog Day the holiday and the movie. There are lessons to be learned from both. Significance can be found where ever we look.2454truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-572-beginners-keys-bartender--49909222https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48539690Tue, 01 Feb 2022 15:32:38 +0000Keys BartenderA beginner gets a short shrift in our world. The phrase denotes a naive state where the person is attempting to become, start, experience something new. Beginning is an act of bravery we should give more credit.2141truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-571-holding-it-in-keys-bartender--49909238https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48525709Mon, 31 Jan 2022 17:56:43 +0000Keys BartenderThere are many places we do not feel free to do the things our body needs to do. Working behind a bar is one of those places but does it vary according to the atmosphere? Appropriate because one of the things our body needs to do is expel methane,...2114truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-570-captivating-keys-bartender--49912822https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48496729Sat, 29 Jan 2022 16:32:41 +0000Keys BartenderA blizzard in the Northeast U.S. brings back memories of storms gone by. A noisy work area leads to different ordering procedures and hijinks. Finally, what happens when someone becomes captivated.2024truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-569-problem-drinker-keys-bartender--49907738https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48468895Thu, 27 Jan 2022 16:10:52 +0000Keys BartenderSouth Florida begins to panic as a cold front poses the possibility of freezing weather to the area. Some have asked Jim is it difficult not to drink behind the wood (bar). The better question maybe how hard was it to drink for him.2342truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-568-tossed-not-salad-keys-bartender--49907771https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48452094Wed, 26 Jan 2022 14:45:54 +0000Keys BartenderThere are a countless number of behaviors that may get you ejected from an establishment. How does Jim handle some circumstances?2103truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-566-let-me-tell-you-a-secret-keys-bartender--49907742https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48439555Tue, 25 Jan 2022 16:40:14 +0000Keys BartenderJim lets restaurant/bar customers in on a little secret. We review creative ways of getting some people to leave at the end of the night. Lastly please don't tell me about how important Jesus is in your life if you are secret racist. I'll tell what,...2320truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-565-10-items-or-less-f-face-keys-bartender--49907772https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48429981Mon, 24 Jan 2022 21:08:01 +0000Keys BartenderJim thinks trying not to be a hypocrite will get him into Heaven, just in case.1538truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-564-starburst-bush-keys-bartender--49907747https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48392190Fri, 21 Jan 2022 17:12:26 +0000Keys BartenderWe do not see everything around us and that is a shame. Another look at restaurant finding it harder to find employees. A late morning nap after working out mellows out Jim. Episode cover photo is of a Starburst Bush beside Jim's home.2431truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-563-when-toads-attack-keys-bartender--49907773https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48361491Wed, 19 Jan 2022 12:29:52 +0000Keys BartenderJim's wife is surprised by large toads on the way to work, really. The catfishing encounter continues. We try to rationalize the homeless problem in the U.S.3066truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-562-the-s-s-key-largo-keys-bartender--49907748https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48351164Tue, 18 Jan 2022 19:06:29 +0000Keys BartenderSome people visitors and locals behave similarly in at least one behavior. They bring there drinks with them where ever they go. It is a no-no to bring your alocoholic beverage with you to a restaurant in Florida with the exception of unopened wine...2764truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-561-busting-keys-bartender--49907756https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48335178Mon, 17 Jan 2022 16:33:12 +0000Keys BartenderJim gets into word and phrase origin conversation with Daughter, Skye. We take identification as something routine until it is lost. Why are we still trying to school people about tipping?2512truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-560-iguanacicle-keys-bartender--49909277https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48299151Fri, 14 Jan 2022 19:12:16 +0000Keys BartenderJim celebrates cooler weather in the Keys while others bundle up. We go over alternative recipes for a bar with limited selections. How can we defend ourselves from the emotional vampires? Stay tough Ukraine.2290truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-559-rambling-bartender-keys-bartender--49907774https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48282384Thu, 13 Jan 2022 16:26:12 +0000Keys BartenderBussiness slows down as the temperature cools in the Keys. There are noticeably less margaritas, mojitos, and pina colada being served. Jim goes on a rambling dialogue why corporations or governments are not intrinsically bad.2196truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-558-trivial-pursuits-keys-bartender--49909224https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48265634Wed, 12 Jan 2022 14:33:45 +0000Keys BartenderJim equates the change in format and style of Trivia contests with changes in technology. Apologies are sent out to someone who takes issue with a Podcast. Keep up the downloads.2133truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-557-meeting-dad-keys-bartender--49907757https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48238833Mon, 10 Jan 2022 17:15:38 +0000Keys BartenderWe start with different variations of the same drink. Jim speaks a bit to cheerfully about a memorial service he attended. Finally, Jim goes over the expected routine for suitors to adhere to when seeing his daughter.2415truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-556-a-friend-in-pennsylvania-keys-bartender--49907759https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48228289Sun, 09 Jan 2022 18:40:29 +0000Keys BartenderJim sends message to a Snowbird friend who will successfully deal with a health crisis. Not so distant relatives visit the Horan household in Key Largo. It reminds Jim how fortunate it was growing up with a close extended family. Astrology and serial...2289truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-555-making-peace-keys-bartender--49909231https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48205118Fri, 07 Jan 2022 16:52:20 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk about the Long Island Tea. It may seem as if people are becoming more and more angry. Is it real or has it been that way the whole time? Maybe people are just more open but maybe we forgot how to be content.2440truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-554-the-long-game-catfishing-keys-bartender--49909258https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48192180Thu, 06 Jan 2022 16:54:55 +0000Keys BartenderThe Keys seem to be the hotspot for vacationers. Jim keeps getting catfished by beautiful, young women. There tactics have changed so he is left to figure out the strategy.1893truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-553-the-lingerers-keys-bartender--49909249https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48176311Wed, 05 Jan 2022 13:38:52 +0000Keys BartenderBenjamin Franklin had a saying that applies to some restaurant patrons. We talk about ways a getting rid of lingerers. What to do with leftovers at the bar , not food or drink. Who can get away with calling you an a-hole?2531truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-552-don-t-blame-the-bartender-andy-keys-bartender--49912806https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48163897Tue, 04 Jan 2022 14:59:37 +0000Keys BartenderChristmas has gone on too long for Jim. Andy Cohen says he was overserved on New Years Eve and Jim takes offence. We discuss what is personal responsibility. AT&T gets a dose of its own medicine. This episode I can say objectively is the best Episode...2224truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-551-cnn-drunken-new-years-2022-keys-bartender--49909234https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48155866Mon, 03 Jan 2022 21:20:05 +0000Keys BartenderPodcasting from his daughter's bedroom Jim recounts his New Years activity. You know its a strange new world when the Miley Cyrus/Pete Davidson celebration is much more sober than the CNN drunkcast. Jim discovers the "island boys" and immediately...2206truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-550-my-resolution-is-to-have-no-resolution-keys-bartender--49907763https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48121485Fri, 31 Dec 2021 16:03:07 +0000Keys BartenderWhy do the locals call this week "Hell Week"? Unless its hell taking all that money to the bank. Separate incidents at the Bar results in 2 completely different reactions, leaves Jim questioning his mental health. Jim rather set Goals for 2022. Happy...2755truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-549-save-the-chicken-foundation-keys-bartender--49907775https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48110892Thu, 30 Dec 2021 16:32:01 +0000Keys BartenderJim does a year in review. Focus is giving to the high points of 2021. The audience is introduced to a new charity. Oh yeah and Jim wants to be a wizard.2669truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-548-what-calendar-keys-bartender--49909288https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48096601Wed, 29 Dec 2021 14:24:15 +0000Keys BartenderJim goes on about the vibes for different Holidays when you are the Service industry. Calendars have contributed to confusion for as long as we have been using them. There are proposals to simplify the process. Please download as many episodes as you...1988truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/christmas-wishes-2021-keys-bartender--49907749https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48050100Fri, 24 Dec 2021 19:14:56 +0000Keys BartenderChristmas Eve2075falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-547-a-philadelphia-salute-keys-bartender--49909252https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48039161Thu, 23 Dec 2021 17:28:39 +0000Keys BartenderNot to be confused with a Salute to Philadelphia the Philadelphia Salute is the endearing double bird. Why are so any people actively cultivating a bad reputation? Thanks to all my loyal listeners and please keep up the downloads.2524truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-546-90-minute-fiance-keys-bartender--49907722https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48013168Tue, 21 Dec 2021 17:09:07 +0000Keys BartenderAnother Instagram message from a potential virtual fiance to Jim's Podcast Profile. Jim learns to let go of a resentment at the Gym. Please download as many shows as possible 100,000 downloads by 2022.2339truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-545-big-plick-keys-bartender--49907751https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48001624Mon, 20 Dec 2021 19:39:41 +0000Keys BartenderA trip to Botanical Gardens are one of the new Holiday Traditions for the Horan Family. A world of change from Jim's old Traditions from 25 years ago. A hint they involved thongs and pasties. Jim asks, All I want from Christmas is........100,000...2404truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-544-thanks-alot-tut-keys-bartender--49907733https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47965999Fri, 17 Dec 2021 17:40:57 +0000Keys BartenderOn this episode Jim discusses work related stress and some solutions. Not all the regulars get crazy nicknames. Think of some of the things we accept by thinking- Well that's how it is- . Maybe it does not have to be that way. Appeal to my regular...4153truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-543-the-everyday-resolution-keys-bartender--49907755https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47920846Tue, 14 Dec 2021 18:18:35 +0000Keys BartenderWe are in the midst of the the Holiday Season you know what that means- Xmas Parties and Resolutions. We talk about our well being and something we can give to those we care for. Thanks for all the downloads.2503truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-542-the-best-keys-bartender--49909240https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47906352Mon, 13 Dec 2021 17:32:10 +0000Keys BartenderMay not be my Best episode but we will be talking about choicing superlatives. Is Earth over stepping it's authority in the Miss Universe Pageant? Does Episilon Prime get to enter any contestants in the Pageant? Thanks for all the downloads.2442truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-540-sex-toys-in-aisle-3-keys-bartender--49909250https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47822793Tue, 07 Dec 2021 17:32:55 +0000Keys BartenderJim copes with a mild cold on his day off. Its surprising that people are surprised that sex toys are being sold at big chain pharmacies. What is deviency exactly? Thanks for the downloads loyal listeners, please keep it up.2354truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-539-cue-the-a-hole-keys-bartender--49907737https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47807274Mon, 06 Dec 2021 16:23:20 +0000Keys BartenderDo you treat attractive people differently? Do you need to come down to an a**hole's level to match their energy or can you just let it go? Mixing lots of liquor together does not always make the best cocktail. Thanks for all the downloads please keep...2816truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-538-non-shopper-keys-bartender--49909309https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47772877Fri, 03 Dec 2021 17:16:07 +0000Keys BartenderAn anti-vax Doctor from the Florida Keys goes to a Anti-Vax conference in Florida, of course. He contracts Covid-19 but not before threatening to spank his 97 year old father who got the vaccine. If you do not like shopping its good to have a plan to...2913truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-537-a-big-f-u-to-iguanas-keys-bartender--49930755https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47757153Thu, 02 Dec 2021 17:16:31 +0000Keys BartenderWhen ordering certain drinks its important to add a few details. A Cardiac Doctor does a commercial that made Jim reconsider his views on advertising. Finally, the Florida Keys have 99 problems but the invasive iguana is'nt in the top 20. Monroe...2415truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-536-oversharer-keys-bartender--49907765https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47737717Wed, 01 Dec 2021 13:57:30 +0000Keys BartenderJim experiences a brief illness on his "day off". Everything is not Covid related. We talk about the coffee drink. Jim visualizes a Civil War medical tent during his dental visits and uses that image to control his cries of pain. Oversharing is not a...2862truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-535-scam-you-later-keys-bartender--49907740https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47705420Mon, 29 Nov 2021 15:37:48 +0000Keys BartenderA car pulls into Jim's driveway looking for a room to rent. The woman says she had been texting with a person with a google phone number in Chicago. Please down load as many episodes as you can, thank you .2217truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-534-wildwood-days-keys-bartender--49907766https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47669833Fri, 26 Nov 2021 17:58:59 +0000Keys BartenderJim makes it through Thanksgiving unscathed wth a crap load of food. He rushes through the podcast to avoid the onrushing carb coma due to left overs. Thanks for the downloads, please keep it up to insure the boost to rankings.2447truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-533-thanksgiving-2021-keys-bartender--49909265https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47654689Thu, 25 Nov 2021 16:28:29 +0000Keys BartenderWe try to come up with a seasonal cocktail special for the Holidays. Jim tries to stay in the gratitude mode with little success sometimes. If egg nog is so good why don't you see people drinking it on July 4th. Jim is thankful for all those...2550truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-532-house-guest-keys-bartender--49909260https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47638094Wed, 24 Nov 2021 14:45:52 +0000Keys BartenderThanksgiving a time of gratuity or loathing depending on your perspective. Take it from a bartender at a tourist destination people's behavior can be apalling in group situations. Please keep up the downloads .1941truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-531-little-romeo-keys-bartender--49909223https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47621784Tue, 23 Nov 2021 16:13:12 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk about what makes something local and does it matter. An eccentric woman visits the Bar to tell Jim important news. Please keep downloading as many episodes to keep the rankings up.2643truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-530-everybody-s-working-for-the-weekend-keys-bartender--49909269https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47560643Fri, 19 Nov 2021 17:05:08 +0000Keys BartenderHolidays approaching means extra long hours and much needed revenue for the service industry personnel. You can bet someone has crafted a turkey martini. Taylor Swift never met a relationship she could not turn into a hit.3158truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-529-old-keys-bartender-keys-bartender--49915081https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47539163Thu, 18 Nov 2021 15:45:09 +0000Keys BartenderWhats the difference between a bartender and a mixologists? Is there a difference? A sailboat full of refugees lands in North Key Largo and causes an ado. Watch out for accepting labels from others that don't fit your self-image positively. Thanks to...2592truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-528-good-head-keys-bartender--49907758https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47519466Wed, 17 Nov 2021 12:43:38 +0000Keys BartenderWe start out with the importance of clean glassware when bartending. Jim is terrified about the prospects of his daughter with a Driver's Permit. Are you disturbed by people talking to themselve's? Please download as many episodes to keep the podcast...3088truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-527-they-come-and-they-go-keys-bartender--49912831https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47503642Tue, 16 Nov 2021 15:08:49 +0000Keys BartenderJim's family makes a tough decision. Working with heavy thoughts in the service industry is not easy. Bad things happen so we are left to make lemonade from lemons.2391truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-526-adversity-university-keys-bartender--49909242https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47460073Sat, 13 Nov 2021 19:22:03 +0000Keys BartenderWe go through the construction of the Classic shot, the B-52. A new musician performs at the Catch. Adversity is not always bad.2651truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-525-sleepless-in-key-largo-keys-bartender--49909314https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47444485Fri, 12 Nov 2021 16:06:40 +0000Keys BartenderJim wakes up in middle of the night and thinks about mall Santas, background checks, and a small dog with jimmie legs. Please download as many episodes as you can to increase our rankings, thank you Loyal Listeners.2329truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-524-prehistoric-turkey-keys-bartender--49909241https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47427643Thu, 11 Nov 2021 16:05:28 +0000Keys BartenderSnowstorms, turkeys, robots, and phony friends of the owner are subjects of todays show. Please be sure to share this episode and please download as many past episodes as you can.2236truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-523-garnish-me-early-keys-bartender--49909244https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47407798Wed, 10 Nov 2021 13:13:33 +0000Keys BartenderJim wonders while people would go negative on your home town. Why do some feel that there place of origin is so great? The important of garnishes are discussed. Christmas season starts early, Jim proposes an experiment. Please download as many...2759truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-522-what-is-real-keys-bartender--49909324https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47391173Tue, 09 Nov 2021 13:55:44 +0000Keys BartenderWe start with the construction of a Classic Cocktail, the Gimlet. Move on to the nature of reality and the creation of psuedo religious systems. Jim creates a conspiracy, so you know its fake. Thank you for the additional downloads. !! Call To...3779truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-521-who-can-replace-me-a-robot-keys-bartender--49909226https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47333267Fri, 05 Nov 2021 15:28:30 +0000Keys BartenderA thunder storm hits the Keys as Jim goes to the Gym. Jim supposes what his dog has to about that. Robots come to the Keys and probably your neighborhood soon. What does this have to do with your employment prospects? A conspiracy theory is developed...3525truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/traffic-in-the-keys-keys-bartender--49909243https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47330599Fri, 05 Nov 2021 12:06:23 +0000Keys Bartender676falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-520-never-to-late-keys-bartender--49907743https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47314691Thu, 04 Nov 2021 15:38:49 +0000Keys BartenderMiami Beach passes ordinance to close Bars and Nightclubs earlier. We can see both sides of the issue. We talk about the Pina Colada. Thank you Newburgh, IN for the downloads and all our listeners, it is making a difference.3529truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-is-a-little-one-keys-bartender--49909246https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47292331Wed, 03 Nov 2021 14:02:49 +0000Keys BartenderSometimes size matters.1098falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-519-keys-bartender--49912810https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47275186Tue, 02 Nov 2021 15:05:52 +0000Keys BartenderCostumes, booze , and parties its Halloween 2021. Jim gets some emergency dental work.2123truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-518-farewell-friends-keys-bartender--49909273https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47217180Fri, 29 Oct 2021 13:26:19 +0000Keys BartenderTwo friends from a former place of work pass. Rosewood Caterers in Philadelphia was a place where a group of friends worked together. The cover photo from the left-Chris Plizak(Razz-ma-tazz), Kevin Holiday(Sokolowski-D.J,), Jim, and Brian...2715truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-517-i-ll-take-an-old-timey-keys-bartender--49909305https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47202161Thu, 28 Oct 2021 17:18:05 +0000Keys BartenderJim works through some difficulties at home. We review the proper recipe for an Old Fashion. It sounds like a sexual position but it is a cocktail. The light hearted new story of the day, the Penis Plant of Leiden, Holland.2622truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-516-squid-pro-quo-keys-bartender--49912817https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47161553Tue, 26 Oct 2021 13:07:16 +0000Keys BartenderJim uses an issue with a government agency as a teachable moment. We review how to order a martini. Roxie, our dog, has been manifesting age related illnesses and reminds us of the circle of life. A prediction is made concerning the influence of the...2666truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-515-you-still-doing-the-pocast-keys-bartender--49909282https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47151622Mon, 25 Oct 2021 22:12:05 +0000Keys BartenderThe one question someone asks that lets you know someone does'nt listen. Foul language is an artform. Download all the episodes in case of worldwide apocalypse.2210truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-514-riverton-nj-keys-bartender--49912818https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47099990Fri, 22 Oct 2021 15:27:39 +0000Keys BartenderJim does a recap of his trip and how nice it is not to have everything booed before you leave. Restaurants employees are under stress many places. A scam call comes during recording of this episode and we get a rare treat. Thanks to new listeners in...3327truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/away-up-north-keys-bartender--49909256https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47055065Wed, 20 Oct 2021 00:57:06 +0000Keys BartenderSorry episode with the Horan Family in D.C. and Delaware.966falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-513-a-race-of-super-intelligent-chickens-keys-bartender--49909337https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47007678Sat, 16 Oct 2021 19:36:24 +0000Keys BartenderSome of the banter between Jim and a particular regular is recounted. Jim attempts to declutter his den. Air travel has gone through changes over the past 4 decades. We wrap up with an old joke. Call to action for our regular listeners:Download as...2331truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-512-restaurant-experts-keys-bartender--49909230https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46989961Fri, 15 Oct 2021 13:37:34 +0000Keys BartenderJim runs into new friends from New Jersey, a Coconut becomes the focal point of attention. Everyone who has eaten is now an expert on restaurants.2342truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-512-all-roads-lead-to-florida-city-keys-bartender--49909339https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46957038Wed, 13 Oct 2021 13:53:22 +0000Keys BartenderJim makes a quick trip to the mainland and ponders highway planning. We rehash some old topics.2191truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-511-mcgeehan-s-in-key-largo-keys-bartender--49907761https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46941525Tue, 12 Oct 2021 16:49:37 +0000Keys BartenderFriends from Philadelphia visit the Catch. There is nothing like hearing about the silly things you have done in the past. Really some of the things seemed mythologized. A friend back in Philly calls Jim; a Biden supporting, libtard, gay radio boy....2910truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-510-easy-for-you-to-say-keys-bartender--49912829https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46882927Fri, 08 Oct 2021 14:28:43 +0000Keys BartenderBusy Thursday night at the Catch Restaurant in Key Largo has Jim wondering about time dysphoria. There are alot of men sporting beards in the Keys. A car problem diagnosis works out for a change. Jim attempts to say some difficult words, words he has...3244truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-509-embarassment-keys-bartender--49909340https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46865305Thu, 07 Oct 2021 14:12:50 +0000Keys BartenderJim has some friends coming into to town for the weekend. Seeing people you have known well but have'nt seen for a while can put the perspective of aging in a different light. We talk about a movie from the 70s. Should we be embarassed about...2349truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-508-long-game-keys-bartender--49912840https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46726828Tue, 28 Sep 2021 16:00:33 +0000Keys BartenderDon't get drunk on your first date unless that is your goal. Jim talks about living strategically and tactically.2715falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-507-beach-please-keys-bartender--49912839https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46709894Mon, 27 Sep 2021 16:07:26 +0000Keys BartenderAn unexpected Sunday off leads to a trip to the Sombrero Beach. Big question of the day what is considered a common courtesy these days. Jim tries several 0.0% alcohol beer.2369falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-506-questionable-home-security-keys-bartender--49925518https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46652248Thu, 23 Sep 2021 14:41:22 +0000Keys BartenderA local news traffic reporter makes an innocent comment that is hilarious. More interesting phone calls to the restaurant. The Cathy,Catch Owner, and Jim have picture in local paper concerning community minded businesses.2539falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-505-stool-samples-keys-bartender--49909303https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46635536Wed, 22 Sep 2021 13:40:06 +0000Keys BartenderThis is not an episode where I talk about Sh*t. Jim is getting alot of facebook invites from sham accounts.2006truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-504-i-said-no-mayo-keys-bartender--49912819https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46618300Tue, 21 Sep 2021 13:48:06 +0000Keys BartenderJim for all his bluster about empathy still looses his cool. A Saga involving involving one of the largest corporations in the World brings perspective to the conversation of what can we control. Is there any control? Jim gets a shot in the ass ....of...2786truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-10-chance-is-worth-it-keys-bartender--49925504https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46565119Fri, 17 Sep 2021 14:40:57 +0000Keys BartenderThis is not a numbered episode because it is not our usual topics. It is exclusively about Suicide and in particular suicide prevention for younger people.2655falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-503-fat-pants-keys-bartender--49912835https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46549070Thu, 16 Sep 2021 14:57:21 +0000Keys BartenderJim talks about tip pooling the drawbacks and benefits. There are people who go nuts over signs. Is it a bad thing to keep cloths in case you put weight back on? Aging is something everyone does but handles a bit differently.2784truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-502-don-t-be-that-a-hole-keys-bartender--49907762https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46516086Tue, 14 Sep 2021 14:26:11 +0000Keys BartenderJim spends 2 hours on the phone with the I.R.S.. His time may have been wasted but there is a silver lining. Slow season in the Keys gives businesses an opportunity to get new customers. Question: Are you that person that jumps on the sh*t wagon when...2769truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-501-timing-is-b-s-keys-bartender--49930747https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46461981Fri, 10 Sep 2021 15:57:23 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk about valuing work correctly. Jim struggles to be original. Some people are obsessed with time.2237truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-500-pu55y-destroyer-t-shirt-guy-keys-bartender--49912841https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46415937Tue, 07 Sep 2021 17:55:11 +0000Keys BartenderClothes make the man, which prompts Jim to wonder why an adult would wear a T-shirt with such a crude message. We talk about man being the Apex Predator. We learn about Scorigami and Barigami.2186truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-499-laborius-day-keys-bartender--49915059https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46360786Fri, 03 Sep 2021 12:55:07 +0000Keys BartenderAre a-holes just people that don't get a good nights sleep? Jim has 3 restless nights in a row. Not everyone gets to celebrate Labor Day. Passionate kissing viewe in a parking lot leads our podcast host to build a narrtive.2887truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-498-keys-bartender--49925527https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46329430Wed, 01 Sep 2021 13:45:30 +0000Keys BartenderJim starts with an ongoing non-issue that could become an issue while texting support for AT&T. Some people want to know why there are not big retailers in the Florida Keys?2412truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-497-real-job-keys-bartender--49925535https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46315220Tue, 31 Aug 2021 16:22:32 +0000Keys BartenderJim sets up his virtual assitant Marlie in a conversation with Alexa. They are not exactly smooth conversationalist, yet. We talk about what you need to be happy. We ask the question about the question why don't you get a real job.2858truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-496-happy-monday-keys-bartender--49912843https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46301971Mon, 30 Aug 2021 18:34:14 +0000Keys BartenderWe send shout out to the people affected by Hurrican Ida. Wage theft is discussed as it pertains to walk-outs and to-go no shows for restaurant employees. Some people are completely cueless when greeting a bartender/server with a "Happy Friday".2222truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-495-f-k-that-noise-keys-bartender--49912846https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46265331Fri, 27 Aug 2021 18:49:31 +0000Keys BartenderWell the title of this episode could be applied to Jim's singing or the topic of our internal monologue. It's slow season in the Keys so we do what we can but what we don't have to do is fret over people's intentions. Our minds do a wonderful job of...2227truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-494-sometimes-i-m-a-bitch-keys-bartender--49909317https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46250811Thu, 26 Aug 2021 18:41:45 +0000Keys BartenderJim wants to reappropriate some words that he feels are used incorrectly. Why get offended by the word when its the context that can be hurtful? What are you a dingleberry?2612truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-493-another-trip-around-the-sun-keys-bartender--49912848https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46232502Wed, 25 Aug 2021 12:53:03 +0000Keys BartenderJim has an answer for anyone who tells you don't get Old. Do you have a better option? I want to get old but want to feel....o.k. if not great. We get introduced to the casual racist. What is the goal of the casual racist?2625truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-492-garanimals-bedammed-keys-bartender--49909346https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46172047Fri, 20 Aug 2021 15:10:51 +0000Keys BartenderNew England prepares to get hit by a Tropical Storm/Hurricane before South Florida. Jim fields some interesting inquiries at the Catch Restaurant. We review some issues that crop up in the service industry. Are customers getting ruder or staff...3213truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-491-something-for-megan-keys-bartender--49909312https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46159293Thu, 19 Aug 2021 16:28:31 +0000Keys BartenderJim sends a big shout out to a podcast fan in Parris Island, SC, Megan. Megan is training to be a Corpsman. We also talk about the Ciriolis Effect and why it has people studying flushing toilets. Jim's daughter is sent home from High School due to...2679truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-490-it-s-florida-man-keys-bartender--49909232https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46129279Tue, 17 Aug 2021 15:54:42 +0000Keys BartenderWe open with the beautiful weather and small crowds in the Keys. Jim fields some Florida Man questions from some friends up north. You may be surprised by the defense of most Florida residents.3351truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-489-that-s-amazing-grace-keys-bartender--49909362https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46116491Mon, 16 Aug 2021 16:58:58 +0000Keys BartenderMultiple storms in the Caribbean Basin slows the tourist inflow to the Keys. Even though the Keys are not impacted physically it still affects us. The Delta variant of Covid-19 spreads in Florida like mono at a summer camp. The motivations for working...2632truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-488-better-off-fred-keys-bartender--49909263https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46103479Sun, 15 Aug 2021 15:44:51 +0000Keys BartenderA not so close call brings Weather Channel folks to Key Largo and the Catch. Ji like many a middle-aged man gets cat-fished or tries to get cat-fished. A young woman tries to get a quick shot.2511truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-487-separation-anxiety-keys-bartender--49912798https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46083878Fri, 13 Aug 2021 18:24:00 +0000Keys BartenderIts hard to appreciate the things you have . Whether its the time we live in, place we live, family, friendships etc. It all goes by the way -like new car smell. Jim's dog(Roxie) has intense separation anxiety.2053truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-486-back-in-the-u-s-keys-bartender--49909325https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46053564Wed, 11 Aug 2021 15:12:55 +0000Keys BartenderA smooth trip is not always inevitable when traveling as a group. Adjusting to the time zone was a bitch. Jim's daughter gets ready for first day of High School.3028truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-485-how-do-you-say-that-keys-bartender--49909356https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45952901Tue, 03 Aug 2021 16:39:39 +0000Keys BartenderJim gives a not so brief run down of his Polish excursion.2597falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-484-the-price-to-pee-keys-bartender--49909237https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45863027Tue, 27 Jul 2021 20:39:41 +0000Keys BartenderJim and family are in Poland. Jim gives a run down on things you might want to know when visiting Poland. He fails miserably in conquering the Mountains trails. He would be one of those people that need to be airlifted from the side of the mountain....1632truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/in-the-atra-mountains-keys-bartender--49912826https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45843802Mon, 26 Jul 2021 11:37:52 +0000Keys Bartender124falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/travel-episode-miami-international-airport--49909323https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45803696Thu, 22 Jul 2021 18:34:05 +0000Keys BartenderJim waits to board flight to Warsaw, Poland.828falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-483-penis-shaped-rocket-keys-bartender--49909330https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45788653Wed, 21 Jul 2021 17:35:06 +0000Keys BartenderWhat can we learn from bad cinema? One thing is for sure doing a horrible job is not relegated to the ignorant masses. A wealthy celebrity can make a bad movie and a billionaire can go into space in a penis shaped rocket.2538truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-482-if-god-was-a-procrastinator-keys-bartender--49915071https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45778141Tue, 20 Jul 2021 22:57:02 +0000Keys BartenderJim gets ready for Poland. Tokyo gets ready for the Olympics.1615truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-481-don-t-take-it-personally-keys-bartender--49912832https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45737582Sat, 17 Jul 2021 16:31:34 +0000Keys BartenderJim gets his leg caught in a bear trap and has to hack off his leg but he picks the wrong leg. No, nothing that exciting. Jim looks for a new belt for his trip and has few options in the Upper Keys. We ask why are bartenders so touchy about drink...2594truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-480-packing-heat-keys-bartender--49915063https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45693714Wed, 14 Jul 2021 14:14:10 +0000Keys BartenderA friend passes and we contemplate the regularity of this type of news. Jim is getting ready to travel in fact he has had his suitcase packed for 6 weeks. We are aware that is a bit weird.2318truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-479-be-a-different-person-keys-bartender--49912854https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45641235Fri, 09 Jul 2021 18:12:48 +0000Keys BartenderJim talks about getting over boredom whether it's work ot life. We just have to take a different perspective. Jim has decided to go to Poland.2038truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-478-who-s-gloria-keys-bartender--49915052https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45611728Wed, 07 Jul 2021 11:57:33 +0000Keys BartenderJim is asked about a lost dog in the neighborhood. Do people undervalue their work these days? We talk about Taiwan2474truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-477-abstract-keys-bartender--49909253https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45606436Wed, 07 Jul 2021 00:15:08 +0000Keys BartenderElsa misses the Keys directly but wait a second ...... how about a tornado warning. We go abstract today recollecting a patrons requests.2618truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-476-where-are-all-the-chickens-keys-bartender--49909333https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45584603Mon, 05 Jul 2021 16:34:09 +0000Keys BartenderA recap of the July 4th weekend in Key Largo. Jim gives his foreign listeners an explanation of the Holiday. There is a noticable absence of wild chickens at the shopping center.2368truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-475-t-s-elsa-keys-bartender--49915082https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45563687Sat, 03 Jul 2021 16:18:03 +0000Keys BartenderKeys are open for business this 4th of July , so we are seeing another uptick in visitors. We are keeping an eye on the tropics for the approach at the time of release, Tropical Storm Elsa.3025truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-474-what-drink-should-i-have-keys-bartender--49909271https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45552147Fri, 02 Jul 2021 16:15:08 +0000Keys BartenderWhen someone asks for the drink menu, Jim gets a clue about a person. Of course there are weird drinks out there but people are still a whole lot stranger. Why do people hold on to some beliefs when there is ample evidence of the contrar? Why do they...3000truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-473-no-pizza-for-you-keys-bartender--49912859https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45532957Thu, 01 Jul 2021 20:21:47 +0000Keys BartenderIt is sad to see a restaurant close for good even if you are buying furniture and equipment from them. Jim gets sleepy at certain times during the day. A business idea changes in to a Podcast about nothing.2009truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-472-the-catch-restaurant-keys-bartender--49912869https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45499738Tue, 29 Jun 2021 21:44:14 +0000Keys BartenderOur first show on location in 15 months, from the Catch in Key Largo. Two regulars of the Catch join Jim, Kacie and Jeff. We also get a sample of the menu items from Lala and wonder if Pirates were cross dressers.3347truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-471-not-embarrassed-keys-bartender-podcast--49912800https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45494319Tue, 29 Jun 2021 14:48:24 +0000Keys BartenderJim meets a listener, Todd from Gettysburg, PA. Gets asked what could be an embassing question by a patron goes off on a tangent.2069truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-470-let-s-drink-and-blow-stuff-up-happy-4th-keys-bartender--49912834https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45458768Sat, 26 Jun 2021 15:51:33 +0000Keys BartenderWhats better than drinking all day? How about f-ing around with explosives at the end of that drinking? Are people drinking more and is the bar higher for problem drinking?3142truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-469-sugar-free-daddy-keys-bartender--49912866https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45441015Fri, 25 Jun 2021 14:10:29 +0000Keys BartenderAn acknowledement of the (Surfside)Miami Beach Condo tragedy. Jim offends a new on line friend.2686truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-468-bad-haircut-bbq-keys-bartender--49912850https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45426479Thu, 24 Jun 2021 14:16:55 +0000Keys BartenderUnsolicited approaches from Chinese Women(?) on Facebook, bad haircuts, and stupid questions.2074truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-467-marlie-wants-to-talk-about-handjobs-keys-bartender--49925546https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45413003Wed, 23 Jun 2021 16:07:56 +0000Keys BartenderJim has a AI bot, Marlie, on as a guest. She finds it more difficult to stay on topic than Jim. She ends the interview wanting to talk about handjobs.2719truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-466-who-is-ivy-keys-bartender--49912821https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45411588Wed, 23 Jun 2021 14:04:46 +0000Keys BartenderJim stays busy while his family is on vacation. Fake profiles on social media are discussed. Jim thinks he is talking to a potential listener in China.3048truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-465-abner-s-double-day-keys-bartender--49915055https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45384788Mon, 21 Jun 2021 12:57:25 +0000Keys BartenderNot the guy who invented Baseball but word play, Jim works a double today.2970truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-464-happy-father-s-day-keys-bartender--49912824https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45375184Sun, 20 Jun 2021 16:26:37 +0000Keys BartenderHappy Father's Day to those that it applies to. We talk about ather's Day, marketing b.s., and devious f-ing nerds. Cover photo is my Father, Jim Horan.3130truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-463-going-south-keys-bartender--49912828https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45367963Sat, 19 Jun 2021 17:02:52 +0000Keys BartenderJim gets recertified in CPR without talking to another human being. A tactic on how to handle "Campers", guest that won't leave after closing, is described.2802truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-462-the-road-to-500-keys-bartender--49915057https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45356022Fri, 18 Jun 2021 14:37:45 +0000Keys BartenderWhy are so many people in a rush? Where are they going? We talk about the largest mammal ever, blue ink versus black ink, and the road to 500 episodes.3153truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-461-home-alone-keys-bartender--49912823https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45355697Fri, 18 Jun 2021 14:16:18 +0000Keys BartenderJimdescribes his first day Home Alone after he family leaves for Poland. The rules for traveling overseas is in a constant flux. Juneteenth is officially a Holiday now , the reason for its importance is discussed. There is greatness in the admission...3564truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-460-so-f-ing-sensitive-keys-bartender--49912820https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45325960Wed, 16 Jun 2021 14:42:17 +0000Keys BartenderJim talks about the good side and not so good side of the 21st Century Awakening. Having multiple public agendas is a political vulnerable. Why can't the Greater Good be a motivation for action in todays climate.2866truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-459-homestead-part2-keys-bartender--49915077https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45315307Tue, 15 Jun 2021 20:38:57 +0000Keys BartenderTrip to Homestead continued1425truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-459-homestead-part1-keys-bartender--49912830https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45314990Tue, 15 Jun 2021 20:09:45 +0000Keys BartenderJim takes family to Homestead for supplies.640truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-458-shyte-happens-keys-bartender--49915060https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45293505Mon, 14 Jun 2021 12:24:50 +0000Keys BartenderSome of the most important questions in Life are pondered in todays live episode.2563truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-457-papa-joe-on-the-road-again--49925536https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45248690Thu, 10 Jun 2021 15:57:44 +0000Keys BartenderJim calls Papa Joe while he is driving back to his new digs in Englewood, Florida.2622truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-456-big-break-keys-bartender--49909318https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45229256Wed, 09 Jun 2021 12:58:37 +0000Keys BartenderDid you ever get sold on an opportunity that was supposed to so enticing you could not turn it down? Jim relates an actor's role in a Movie to life's big let downs. We do a break down on a week of crime in the Keys.2119truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-455-cow-tipping-keys-bartender--49912865https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45217314Tue, 08 Jun 2021 16:45:40 +0000Keys BartenderNo cows were tipped in this episode. Whoever heard a of a Cow working in the service industry so why would you tip one? I know it refers to a barbaric rural ritual but in this episode we defend the tipping culture.2543truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-454-philly-lingo-101-smacked-ass-keys-bartender--49925542https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45215918Tue, 08 Jun 2021 15:08:26 +0000Keys BartenderMare of East Town introduces the world to the term "smacked ass". The nuances of the Philadelphia regional colloquialisms and more. What is it about methamphetamine usage and dealing brings them to the Keys.2830truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-453-underground-lair-or-a-airbnb-posting-keys-bartender--49915049https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45198948Mon, 07 Jun 2021 13:04:38 +0000Keys BartenderThere are some pretty sketchy rooms for rent on Airbnb.2396truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-452-history-judges-keys-bartender--49912867https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45179376Sat, 05 Jun 2021 18:15:42 +0000Keys BartenderJim opens with a old people and technology. How hard is it for the generationally challenged to use new technology? People's views do change as well as those of society. History may be a harsh judge of reactionary politics and the adherents.2962truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-451-kerfuffle-keys-bartender--49912816https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45154395Thu, 03 Jun 2021 18:26:54 +0000Keys BartenderA patron uses an archaic word, kerfuffle, to create a hurly burly. Is Jim a people pleaser? A vacation depends on your state of mind.2500truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-450-busy-busy-not-keys-bartender--49915064https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45135372Wed, 02 Jun 2021 13:04:09 +0000Keys BartenderMost people have extra time for self-care.1967truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-449-not-a-morning-show-keys-bartender--49915068https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45134324Wed, 02 Jun 2021 11:36:53 +0000Keys BartenderThough the live show is in the morning it is not a Morning Show. Memorial Day Weekend was a bit underwhelming.3054truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-448-be-careful-around-the-weatherman-keys-bartender--49915066https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45099771Sun, 30 May 2021 17:59:13 +0000Keys BartenderA network news anchor asks the metorologists a question outside her expertise and gets an earful. Jim reviews the possible reactions by visitors on a ride to Key West via the Overseas Highway.2378truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-447-not-listening-keys-bartender--49925524https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45067028Thu, 27 May 2021 18:30:00 +0000Keys BartenderPeople have all sorts of preconceived notions that fits into the narrative they believe. Religous people are the greatest example of this. How are we going to be able to colaborate and listen? You know like Vanilla Ice suggested.2697truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-446-let-s-stay-together-keys-bartender--49925525https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45054852Wed, 26 May 2021 21:26:18 +0000Keys BartenderWe focus on the subject of a commited, loving relationship. Why some relationships can and can't stand the test of time.2447truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-445-many-voices-in-the-head-keys-bartender--49912844https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45053060Wed, 26 May 2021 19:25:54 +0000Keys BartenderHow hard is it to change a habit? You probably picked up new habits/routines in the last year. Is that real change. Jim announces a goal to change 1 habit in the next month , not to on up someones story.2472truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-444-1-a-hole-vs-all-a-holes-keys-bartender--49912856https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45026822Tue, 25 May 2021 14:47:31 +0000Keys BartenderIt is rolling into a Holiday Weekend and hospitality workers are girding thier loins. Jim's family is preparing for a big trip which he hopes to join in on if Covid restrictions are eased. A term used in circuit board fabrication moves on to how to...2606truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-443-pyro-in-a-fireworks-store-keys-bartender--49929553https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44952733Fri, 21 May 2021 16:33:24 +0000Keys BartenderJim opens with appropriate place to take or not take a demon child. People act surprised when their little monters act up. Can moving to your dream location make you happer? Think about how happy all those lottery winners are.2814truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-442-spinmeister-keys-bartender--49912838https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44931911Thu, 20 May 2021 16:40:07 +0000Keys BartenderJim recommends another Podcast for those into true crime "Rotten Mango". Jim returns to the Spin Class as an instructor. He looked as if he was up to the job but we hear otherwise. The gig economy is draining equity from certain lines of work.2450truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-441-cup-stacking-and-other-niche-sports-keys-bartender--49915078https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44913717Wed, 19 May 2021 17:53:21 +0000Keys Bartender2334truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-440-can-t-get-my-telegraph-to-work-keys-bartender--49915061https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44910664Wed, 19 May 2021 14:25:34 +0000Keys BartenderJim has to get a new cell, his service provider is'nt supporting the older technology. He has to decide what to do with old cell and ponders the ever present need for "New". Relationships can be compared in ways to changing technological needs.2610truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-439-part2-f-your-couch-keys-bartender--49915072https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44908854Wed, 19 May 2021 12:34:57 +0000Keys BartenderThe live end to episode 439.1264truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-439-f-your-couch-part-1-keys-bartender--49912862https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44908060Wed, 19 May 2021 11:44:15 +0000Keys BartenderA big question, is where to do summer vacation this year? From the perspective of the traveller or the host decisions are being made. Are people who had ignored Covid precautions the worst guests? What does a couch have to do with this subject?...2161truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-438-morning-routine-keys-bartender--49925532https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44871064Mon, 17 May 2021 13:32:36 +0000Keys BartenderHow do you get yourself ready for the week? All Mondays are not equal especially when they are Fridays.1693truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-437-looking-for-a-lady-keys-bartender--49915074https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44795585Thu, 13 May 2021 17:30:53 +0000Keys BartenderJim expains why he choices to charaterize the podcast as explicit. A shout to a regular at the Catch Bar and Restaurant, Howard. He loves 1 particular song which will not play on the juke box. Jim wraps up with observations on relationships in small...2670truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-436-handy-man-keys-bartender--49912827https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44758251Tue, 11 May 2021 19:20:37 +0000Keys BartenderJim accomplishes some tasks for a change and unsure of the ease of routine car maintenace.2512truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-435-rule-1-no-covid-talk-keys-bartender--49929552https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44753351Tue, 11 May 2021 13:46:53 +0000Keys BartenderJim will attempt to do a whole show without mentioning Covid, Pandemic, Epidemic , Vaccine or Mask, His endeavor will most likely fail miserably.3327truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-433-big-f-ing-deal-keys-bartender--49912871https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44682971Fri, 07 May 2021 15:49:29 +0000Keys BartenderJim has a hard time getting off a phone call with his sister. Is it constructive or condescending to suggest to someone who has been successful in their avocation for years to change it up? Jim has a problem with the University of Phoenix in...2862truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-434-backup-plans-keys-bartender--49912842https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44645344Wed, 05 May 2021 15:55:56 +0000Keys BartenderBrush fires causes traffic in and out of the Keys. Just goes to show you to be prepared. A rocket is falling back to Earth anybodies quess is where.2655truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-432-stay-or-go-keys-bartender--49912868https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44626437Tue, 04 May 2021 15:46:56 +0000Keys BartenderIt is hot and still busy in the Keys. Big brush fires shut down 1 of 2 entrances to the Florida Keys. Costa Rica closes all non-essential businesses as infections rage which sparks concern for Jim and Abby. Their daughter's class trip is scheduled to...2745truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-429-no-you-re-out-of-order-keys-bartender--49912857https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44577374Fri, 30 Apr 2021 19:14:49 +0000Keys BartenderA misnumbered episode instigates the creation of another episode. We here about 2 drink recipes, which is odd considering this is the Keys Bartender. Why do people cheat?2515truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-431-by-the-power-of-red-bull-keys-bartender--49915084https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44576142Fri, 30 Apr 2021 17:30:59 +0000Keys BartenderJim continues his caffeine experiment and relates his experiences with energy drinks. Who to say who is crazy? A little too much talk about cannibalism,2146truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-430-herd-mentality-keys-bartender--49915087https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44575612Fri, 30 Apr 2021 16:48:46 +0000Keys BartenderJim becomes useless due to lack of adequate sleep. Vaccine hesitancy ws a thing going back to the beginning of the 20th century. Who is the real patriot?2834truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-428-was-it-something-i-said-keys-bartender--49912836https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44542497Wed, 28 Apr 2021 17:10:46 +0000Keys BartenderJim runs an errand after starting the show. A comment on fb leads to a heated thread of accusations of sarcasm and hurtfulness. What right does a Bartender/Fitness instructor have to make suggesting a better resource?2501truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-427-who-s-your-daddy-you-don-t-pay-my-bills-keys-bartender--49912870https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44454871Fri, 23 Apr 2021 14:32:14 +0000Keys BartenderJim starts out explaining the similarities between a Bar life and childhood. Are there rights we are ready to give up in our personal life in exchange for life's necessities? Are all relationships, transactional? Lastly, Jim poses a question to the...2645truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-426-left-turn-rightturn-keys-bartender--49915094https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44437223Thu, 22 Apr 2021 15:00:28 +0000Keys BartenderRainy weather in the Keys begs the question. Who's responsible for your crappy vacation. Everyone has a twin out there but will you recognize them if you met them. Are alternate universes created every time we make a decision?2215truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-425-under-the-weather-keys-bartender--49925533https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44426898Wed, 21 Apr 2021 19:40:26 +0000Keys BartenderJim talks about the propensity of expecting the worse case when it comes to illness. We end with the notion that responsibility is quantifiable to a degree1668truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-423-boom-town-keys-bartender--49915085https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44380017Sun, 18 Apr 2021 15:16:49 +0000Keys BartenderJim starts out with a story a friendly family poisoning.2759truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-422-don-t-try-this-at-home-keys-bartender--49912833https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44360863Fri, 16 Apr 2021 16:17:44 +0000Keys BartenderJim hopes a Bar regular gets well and may need to stop drinking. It is difficult to ask people to drink responsibly as a friend and more so as a Bartender. We have a lame Dukes of Hazard drawbridge jump from Daytona Beach. The jump inspires Jim to...2408truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-422-rude-bartender-keys-bartender--49912837https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44347149Thu, 15 Apr 2021 16:34:27 +0000Keys BartenderJim goes on forever about a local sightseeing outing the wife and he takes. Its really nothing but Jim ends up looking like a pervert. People don't get that the cost of living in the Keys is steep. The remaining text will be arbitrary so I might...2410truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-421-maintenance-keys-bartender--49912855https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44333324Wed, 14 Apr 2021 16:11:02 +0000Keys BartenderOne mention of a Chinese Ping-pong players comment on visit to the U.S. in the Early 70s sets Jim to thinking. That thinking leads to a 40 minute lecture in the importance of infrastructure in the U.S.2542truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-420-blow-me-down-keys-bartender--49912802https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44318381Tue, 13 Apr 2021 15:02:54 +0000Keys BartenderA sudden wind storm takes the Catch's sign down and tries to take Jim for a ride. A listener asks for the topic of Tipping to be brought up and Jim sidles into the subject. We wra it up with nick names and why you shoud be careful not to reject a...2217truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-419-where-everybody-knows-your-name-keys-bartender--49912858https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44272740Fri, 09 Apr 2021 15:29:15 +0000Keys BartenderJim spends day at a Service Department realizing what he could have done. What qualities are parent like? Why are they so ripe for satire now? Maybe it is not unusual to let the service worker know your name. A hand painted sign with folksy wisdom on...2257truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-418-what-were-they-thinking-keys-bartender--49915076https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44241981Wed, 07 Apr 2021 15:30:50 +0000Keys BartenderThe crowds are still here for this busiest of busy seasons. Is asking someone to mask up the same as asking them to clamp their nipples? The labor shortage continues here in the Florida Keys so if you want to work come on down. Jim's Dad starts...2024truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-417-the-oversharer-keys-bartender--49912845https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44219049Tue, 06 Apr 2021 13:22:27 +0000Keys BartenderSeason is winding down in the Keys. Jim has a tendency to overshare in conversations initiated at the Bar. Photography has come a long way in the last 180 years. Is it a curse or a blessing?2296truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-416-sean-from-knoxville-thank-you-keys-bartender--49925534https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44170802Fri, 02 Apr 2021 16:24:55 +0000Keys BartenderJim has a long conversation with his father and wonders why he does'nt get moved upto Jr. We send a big thank you to a loyal listener from Knoxville, Sean. The Keys are having a hard time finding workers. In this day and age with all the knowledge we...2419truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-415-the-organic-cannibal-keys-bartender--49915086https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44147044Thu, 01 Apr 2021 15:32:35 +0000Keys BartenderBlue Cheeses stuffed olives are the bone of contention once again at the Bar. More people eat them than order Martinis, not an appetizer. Closing time squatters are the bane of the service employees but they rarely get to voice their feelings about...2127truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-414-i-got-your-delivery-right-here-keys-bartender--49915070https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44133152Wed, 31 Mar 2021 17:27:39 +0000Keys BartenderThe Pandemic has changed dramatically the way we work, shop, educate, socialize and eat. Delivery apps have changed the way many restaurants operate and the small restaurants are not faring so well.2140truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-413-best-foot-forward-keys-bartender--49925531https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44117549Tue, 30 Mar 2021 16:30:51 +0000Keys BartenderWhy not look as if everyday is an adventure filled with promise? Ji takes a co-worker's keys home for the weekend.1846truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-412-you-are-not-a-keys-bartender--49912851https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44063653Fri, 26 Mar 2021 15:39:19 +0000Keys BartenderThe Keys are a tourist driven economy so it woud behoove us to treat the tourists well. Tele-scammers have made it difficult for people who do cold calling for legitimate business. People should not define themselves by their problems. Its never too...2755truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-411-the-adventures-of-old-timey-man-keys-bartender--49915083https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44034682Wed, 24 Mar 2021 15:52:16 +0000Keys BartenderJim takes his daughter to the Frost Museum in Miami. On their trip they see numerous Teslas. The shows, exhibits, and setting is wonderful. A new hero arises Old Timey Man. You have a rotary phone that needs to be dialed call on Old Timey Man.2145truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-410-flat-earth-flat-head--49915089https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43965755Fri, 19 Mar 2021 17:26:30 +0000Keys BartenderA bartender deals with all different types of personalities and beliefs. Why is it that some people are so certain about their beliefs? What role does the moderate play in the conversation of beliefs? Why do they end up on the short end so many times?2198truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-409-camp-manson-keys-bartender--49915096https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43948958Thu, 18 Mar 2021 15:42:14 +0000Keys BartenderWe do a recap of St. Patrick's Day at the Catch. William Haseltine, a regular Covid expert on CNN, looks like a Bond villain. A software company name sparks Jim's curiosity about why would a company use a name that is historically associated with a...1930truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-408-st-patty-s-day-amateurs-keys-bartender--49912852https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43935213Wed, 17 Mar 2021 16:24:22 +0000Keys BartenderJim attempts to mask a real life story and protect the innocent by proposing a hypothetical story. He fails. Saint Patrick's day is upon us and we get a brief history lesson on why drinking does little to represent Iriish Culture or the influence of...2602truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-407-is-anybody-out-there-keys-bartender--49915088https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43896270Mon, 15 Mar 2021 13:51:53 +0000Keys BartenderAcquaintance asked if I still had a podcast, well I guess they don't listen. India is a large chunk of listening audience and groming. There is not excess labor pool in the Upper Keys.2258truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-406-where-did-everyone-go-keys-bartender--49925557https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43844085Thu, 11 Mar 2021 16:57:49 +0000Keys BartenderThere is a sudden reduction of the number of tourists in town and we can't figure out why. Don't make people or pets dance for their food. Getting ready for St Patrick's Day is easy.1977truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-405-hibernian-hibernation-keys-bartender--49925543https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43810574Tue, 09 Mar 2021 15:36:11 +0000Keys BartenderIts been about a year of Covid-19 interruption. There is a light at the end of the tunnel. St. Patrick's Day is the mark for us to remind our listeners how strange this last 12 months have been. How people have been affected by the disruptions are...2381truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-404-where-s-the-beach-keys-bartender--49925550https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43768261Sat, 06 Mar 2021 17:59:17 +0000Keys BartenderIts 50 miles to the nearest beach is not something someone expects to hear on this skinny chain of islands. Do people that don't know what they want to drink have less of a proclivity to alcoholism? Why would you join a group that fundamentally does...2270truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-403-it-might-be-free-but-it-s-not-free-keys-bartender--49925538https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43752344Fri, 05 Mar 2021 14:33:54 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk about local stories that don't get the coverage you might expect, locally. Why would a local news paper not cover the biggest stories? A man caught masterbating over a sunbather is given more coverage than a suicide by car that shuts down...2700truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-402-sqrewed-again--49915093https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43739677Thu, 04 Mar 2021 19:20:10 +0000Keys BartenderOnce again djt cult followers have their hopes dashed by their idiotic belief system, check back on Mother's Day. An exclusive enclave in North Key Largo, Ocean Reef, finds itself the center of controversy as it jumps the line in Covid-19 Vaccine...2151truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-401-welcome-them-keys-bartender--49915062https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43723294Wed, 03 Mar 2021 18:35:35 +0000Keys BartenderJim begins with a tragedy that involves immigrants then goes onto explain why immgrants benefit America. Another scam phone call gets feilded. International Woman's Day is just around the corner guys. We should be more aware of the things men say and...2252truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-400-are-you-still-doing-that-podcast-keys-bartender--49915079https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43705040Tue, 02 Mar 2021 16:28:37 +0000Keys BartenderEpisode 400, Jim answers the question he gets most asked- Are you still doing that Podcast?2225truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-399-this-is-not-a-butt-plug--49915067https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43653435Fri, 26 Feb 2021 17:52:48 +0000Keys BartenderJim has mentioned butt-plugs alot, enough to make some people curious. Not all ads you hear before, during, and after the are products endorsed by the Keys Bartender Podcast. We do some sample ads, another butt-plug reference. Jim tries to explain how...1793truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-398-keys-bartender-you-are-not-007--49912860https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43634193Thu, 25 Feb 2021 14:05:17 +0000Keys BartenderMy first attempts at brand management is frequently off but it never stops me from trying. Some people drink what the drink because of an image they have. That image rarely holds up.2190truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-397-girls-gone-for-lent-keys-bartender--49915092https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43616793Wed, 24 Feb 2021 14:37:28 +0000Keys BartenderIts Lent and Springbreak, Jim understands Springbreak alot better. Why would giving up something that is bad for you be considered a sacrifice? We get a question from Lionel from Denver concerning bar hook-ups. If you have to ask how much the Macallan...2197truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-396-keys-bartender-what-s-in-a-name--49915095https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43606743Tue, 23 Feb 2021 22:10:04 +0000Keys BartenderThere are no detours in the Florida Keys.1184truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-395-traffic-keys-bartender--49915091https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43601719Tue, 23 Feb 2021 15:48:58 +0000Keys BartenderEven though we live in Paradise traffic still is an issue. A man tries to get someone to cook his 5 foot eel.1417truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-394-manic-marketing-keys-bartender--49915104https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43582302Mon, 22 Feb 2021 14:01:25 +0000Keys BartenderIt's the end of Jim's week and we here about a music teacher and student maybe posing as newlyweds. Is it possible to change our attitude during a confrontation? A lesson in patience is needed when developing marketing material.2212truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-393-keys-bartender-someone-smells-bad--49915097https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43545430Fri, 19 Feb 2021 16:26:20 +0000Keys BartenderJim relates a memorable experience from the first Loan Signing he conducts. Jim flips out on a truck backing up. People really need to get away from negative influences in order to thrive.2172truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-392-after-action-report-valentine-s-day-2021--49925563https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43495160Tue, 16 Feb 2021 17:53:53 +0000Keys BartenderIt was a busy Valentine's Day Weekend in Key Largo. Men are often ill prepared for this particular Holiday and get some coaching. Some people become drunk a-holes and some people are naturally just a-holes2969truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-391-another-day-in-paradise-keys-bartender--49915099https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43421475Fri, 12 Feb 2021 16:59:57 +0000Keys BartenderJim goes through his routine on a regular day in the Keys. We hear about a Pedestrian Bridge in Islamorada that turned into to a money pit. Why not allocate funds in a pragmatic fashion? Please share Keys Bartender with your friends.3013truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-390-second-shot--49915111https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43404429Thu, 11 Feb 2021 17:24:04 +0000Keys BartenderJim gets his second Pfizer shot with little or no side affects, except for the voices in his head. Valentine's reminder to listeners time to get moving. We talk about 3 men from Ohio who don't want to go with the flow.2542truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-389-keys-bartender-what-s-in-your-nightstand--49925558https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43369154Tue, 09 Feb 2021 17:15:47 +0000Keys BartenderIn Jim's age demo there is still a mystery to what is a Podcast and these are people he knows. Conquering technology will not come easy but it helps to be tenacious trying to improve the Podcast. What is the difference between mansplaining and...2117truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-388-a-patriotic-keys-bartender--49912861https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43346868Mon, 08 Feb 2021 13:42:34 +0000Keys BartenderWhere have all the tourists gone ? It happens every Super Bowl we have very little business in local Restaurants and Bars during the game. Jim is always suspect when a young woman contacts him on facebook, instagram or twitter. We delve into the what...2979truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-387-keys-bartender--49912863https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43305454Fri, 05 Feb 2021 17:24:17 +0000Keys BartenderJim deals with technical issues with his Laptop he use for podcsting and it miracliously resolves itself while he is recording. Once again displaying his complete incompetence with technology. Super Bowl parties are a great place to meet potetial...2212truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-386-keys-bartender--49925566https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43287582Thu, 04 Feb 2021 17:41:06 +0000Keys BartenderThe iguanas are dormant and the chickens are active in Key Largo. We have an influx of people from Wisconsin. They are loud talkers, they sound like Minnesotans and love telling you about Wisconsin. Funny thing no cheese talk. Jim tries to sell his...2071truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-386-keys-bartender--49925568https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43286732Thu, 04 Feb 2021 16:57:02 +0000Keys Bartender10truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-385-keys-bartender--49929549https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43271913Wed, 03 Feb 2021 19:26:08 +0000Keys BartenderWe learn that driving Miami or South Florida is not for the faint of heart. Jim learns that you get what you pay for at least with car batteries. We hear about a commercial with a talking vagina.2229truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-384-keys-bartender--49915103https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43250136Tue, 02 Feb 2021 17:19:38 +0000Keys BartenderIt is a chilly day in the Keys but it still a good time to visit. Jim calls himself out as a hypocrite. A Happy Birthday celebration with a Flautist at a restaurant tickles Jim's fancy.2103truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-383--49915106https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43229138Mon, 01 Feb 2021 15:28:42 +0000Keys BartenderA rare rainy day in Key Largo and people are preparing for the Super Bowl. Artificial Intelligence may be the adult in the room or the monster under the bed. The big question, can you give away something on FaceBook without any questions?1836truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-382--49915090https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43187581Fri, 29 Jan 2021 18:48:54 +0000Keys BartenderYou ever hear "you'll have it done in Keys time" meaning it could take awhile. Being at the outer reaches of the U.S. we don't always get the most dependable workers and sometimes its really shows.2030truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-381-keys-bartender--49925569https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43166131Thu, 28 Jan 2021 15:27:42 +0000Keys BartenderSnowbirds are returning to the Florida Keys and so are the friendly if not bawdy insults. Is there a line that shouls not be crossed? Jim works to thicken his revenue stream, everyone likes a thicker stream, right. An investor flash mob shows the...2227truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-380--49912825https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43148890Wed, 27 Jan 2021 18:11:47 +0000Keys BartenderAnother beautiful day in the Florida Keys and some people are not happy. Why do we reinforce our negative perceptions and why can't we break that pattern? Well maybe trying new things can turn your perceptions around.2083truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-379--49925540https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43127137Tue, 26 Jan 2021 15:01:27 +0000Keys BartenderIs this person tipsy or are they crazy, another silly question. Why is it selfish to drive a drunk person home? Can a beautiful woman go into a bar by themselves and not be harassed? A demonstration why an embedded commercial like diamonds are forever.2481truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-378--49929564https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43108168Mon, 25 Jan 2021 14:44:28 +0000Keys BartenderThere are alot of deaths in the highway of the Florida Keys this year. We are urging listeners to be more vigilant. We have more interesting arrests in the Keys and it's not even a month.2268truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-377-january-22-2021--49912853https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43063765Fri, 22 Jan 2021 13:47:37 +0000Keys BartenderJesus Christ tries to break into a gas station. Covid-19 is still raging through the U.S. despite the prognostications of djt supporters during the election. Commentary on men's and women's views of the right of passage, the Prom.#1 Podcast in the...2506truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-376--49925545https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43046174Thu, 21 Jan 2021 16:07:12 +0000Keys BartenderAnother beautiful day in the Keys begins. Jim gives advice for a drive down to Key West. 2 old men tell Jim what his workplace was like years ago and Jim imagines what Patrons might say about him in the future.2261truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-375-shots-for-everyone--49929558https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43027735Wed, 20 Jan 2021 15:17:19 +0000Keys BartenderWhy do people ask questions when the answer is in front of them? We talk about expectations. Jim gets the Covid-19 vaccine shot.2509truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/evicted-djt-leaves-keys-bartender-spillage--43026267https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43026267Wed, 20 Jan 2021 13:00:11 +0000Keys BartenderDjt leaves the White House and Marine 1 struggles to stay airborne. Good morning Vietnam!!!2322armenia,belgium,canada,china,egypt,france,germany,india,ireland,kenya,netherlands,nigeria,norway,poland,russia,sierraleone,taiwan,united-airlines,unitedkingdom,vietnamtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-374-crocodile-tears--49925577https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43011398Tue, 19 Jan 2021 17:00:12 +0000Keys BartenderJim wants the listenership numbers of Carole Haskins' Podcast(Tiger King fame). We talk about exotic pets. A customer has a problem with a crocodile.2152truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-373-a-monkey-with-a-laptop--49929587https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42952151Fri, 15 Jan 2021 14:36:00 +0000Keys BartenderThe Podcast has seen alot of changes mostly due to technology and how it is employed. Jim admits the learning process was slow. It not all style and content but the show and time marches on.3036truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-372-drunken-financial-advice--49915101https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42936757Thu, 14 Jan 2021 17:55:33 +0000Keys BartenderA patron gives questionable financial advice to millionaire athletes. It involves opening a Bordello. Another customer , Grace, gives motivational advice to the Bartender.What would be the harm of feeling some empathy for others3234truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-371-flacido-domingo--49915108https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42906470Tue, 12 Jan 2021 21:36:36 +0000Keys BartenderWorking on a troubled relationship in a bar may not be effective. Frank Thomas, the big hurt, thinks you need a little help with the ladies.2897truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-370-keys-neighborhood-watch--49925585https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42851345Fri, 08 Jan 2021 23:26:28 +0000Keys BartenderSteve makes his triumphant return to the show. We find out what he and his wife has been upto.2718truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-369-you-re-just-a-bartender--49929575https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42845692Fri, 08 Jan 2021 16:43:17 +0000Keys BartenderWe go over the 5 stages of Grief. This last act of Trump pushed alot of supporters into acceptance. Some people are still at 2.2703truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-368-i-told-you-he-s-a-d-ck--49915109https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42833913Thu, 07 Jan 2021 21:05:19 +0000Keys BartenderJim goes off on the Donald and his Maga supporters. Rantings and ravings from the Florida Keys. By the way Rick Scott you are also a D*ck.1942truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-367-doctor-s-recommended-cigarette--49925584https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42816031Wed, 06 Jan 2021 17:52:14 +0000Keys BartenderAt one time marketing campaigns used Doctors to sell cigarettes. Most lay people were aware that there were health risks that came with smoking cigarettes. So why would a doctor get involved with a campaign. Follow the money.886truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-show-thank-you-atlanta--49915102https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42800435Tue, 05 Jan 2021 17:01:46 +0000Keys BartenderJim takes the opportunity to thank the Listeners.729falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-366-like-grandma-s-mash-potatoes-no-lumps--49915113https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42800335Tue, 05 Jan 2021 16:51:26 +0000Keys BartenderWe are 99% back to looking normal or at least as normal as I was before. Dr Schell gets two thumbs up. The subject of self image comes up and why Jim thinks he may have a healthy self image.2666truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-365-like-a-monkey--49915112https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42789214Mon, 04 Jan 2021 21:23:20 +0000Keys BartenderIn one corner you have a 57 year old Bartender recovering from minor surgery, the other corner, Microsoft. Jim struggles with technology.2163truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-show-keys-bartender--49925555https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42789019Mon, 04 Jan 2021 21:06:51 +0000Keys Bartender556falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-364-2021--49925580https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42772968Sun, 03 Jan 2021 17:24:13 +0000Keys BartenderWhy is 2020 the worst year ever? WWII was pretty bad for 6 year. Jim remembers a cartoon from almost 50 years putting a smiley face on Manifest Destiny.2401truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-363-wrong-number-or-voodoo-woman-2020-in-review--49925539https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42738887Thu, 31 Dec 2020 17:34:55 +0000Keys BartenderAbby gets an interesting message to end 2020. We review the Keys events the past year. We pay homage to the memory of Dawn Wells who just passed, she was Mary Ann the most essential person on Gilligan's Island.3767truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/abby-gets-an-interesting-message--42729898https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42729898Thu, 31 Dec 2020 02:57:14 +0000Keys BartenderThe day after Jim's operation Any gets a wrong message. At first it allowed to have been a woman asking if I was still breathing. A big fan.132falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-362-homebound--49915115https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42721962Wed, 30 Dec 2020 15:21:14 +0000Keys BartenderJim posts gross pix while at home recovering from surgery. A friend is being discharged after 27 days in the hospital with Covid-19.2571truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/special-in-the-hospital--49929562https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42700177Tue, 29 Dec 2020 03:50:02 +0000Keys BartenderJim gets operated on and decided to do a short show from his hospital room626falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-361-recommendations-for-alicia-and-jeff--49925549https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42679479Sun, 27 Dec 2020 16:00:24 +0000Keys BartenderVacationers from Joliet,IL stop by the Catch. Jim promises to give them suggestions on where togo and what to see. The long awaited surgery approaches.1658truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-360-not-all-about-me--49925576https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42633496Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:53:30 +0000Keys BartenderAs Christmas approaches we ponder the difficulties other people maybe having now. Jim suggests a recipe for the people who want to showcase the U.S. as a Christian Nation. Start behaving like a Christian Nation not like a follower of Republican Jesus.2670truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-359-don-t-f-ing-scream-at-the-patrons--49915105https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42613190Tue, 22 Dec 2020 15:50:46 +0000Keys BartenderA customer screams at patrons for not wearing a mask, Jim is accused immediately. Jim tries to interfere with a bogus Tent theft. Please share this episode to all your family and friends.2830truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lost-episode-serial-killers--49925593https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42572878Sat, 19 Dec 2020 19:13:55 +0000Keys Bartender2764truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/old-lost-mystery-episode--49925590https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42572869Sat, 19 Dec 2020 19:12:26 +0000Keys Bartender4239truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lost-episode-2--49925553https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42572851Sat, 19 Dec 2020 19:09:50 +0000Keys BartenderAn old episode never published.2188truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lost-episode--42572832https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42572832Sat, 19 Dec 2020 19:07:54 +0000Keys Bartender2117truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-358-all-i-want-for-xmas-is-a-ponzi-scheme--49939839https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42555228Fri, 18 Dec 2020 15:34:35 +0000Keys BartenderA cold front moves back into Florida which gets Jim on to the History of windows. After almost 4 years Jim laments the dearth of podcasting skills after contemplating a technology purchase. After a commercial for 100% American made Branson Butt plugs...3419truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-357-the-money-shot-vaccine--49930752https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42519522Wed, 16 Dec 2020 15:06:08 +0000Keys BartenderWhat does the denoument of an Adult Video and Covid-19 have in common? The most important "Money Shot". Jim tries to figure out why a lobster would be the design for a dog toy.2098truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-356-let-it-go--49929590https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42502487Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:57:13 +0000Keys BartenderWhen is a relationship over? Why can't some people get over it? Jim talks about upcoming Winter Storm in the Northeast and someone tries to get him fired.3315truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-355-communicating-with-smaller-adults--49925559https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42452550Sat, 12 Dec 2020 19:00:19 +0000Keys Bartender2598truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-354-character-motivations--49915114https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42421153Fri, 11 Dec 2020 19:40:17 +0000Keys BartenderWhat motivates characters is a main theme in this episode. The former head of the Israeli Space Agency makes the claim that we are on the Galactic Federation wait list. Not the show but our planet.3484truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-353-you-speak-so-well--49925560https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42420970Thu, 10 Dec 2020 19:24:53 +0000Keys BartenderPapa Joe and Jim discuss left handed compliments. Compliments that are down right insulting. People ask the dumbest questions and Guiliani keeps on getting weirder.2686truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-352-the-red-nose-mutation--49925589https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42402634Wed, 09 Dec 2020 19:05:41 +0000Keys BartenderWhy was Rudolph's red nose ever an issue? Santa should have known better and have accepted the future X-man. We review Christmas's of my youth and a big ass tree.2503truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-351-say-no-to-crap-gifting--49925544https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42399008Wed, 09 Dec 2020 16:27:27 +0000Keys BartenderWe learn the Florida Keys goes full state of emergency when the Trump goes into the 40s. What is and why is Jim is not a fan of Tchotchkes? We are ranked 120 in Comedy Podcast in Japan, great now give us that Sushi Money.2737truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-350-sears-and-reindeer--49929556https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42348690Sun, 06 Dec 2020 18:52:39 +0000Keys BartenderRetail choices are dropping precipitously when it comes to shopping locally especially in small towns like Key Largo. Fortunately there are alternatives. Jim covers that topic and relationship advice for those looking for love.2693truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-349-a-covid-christmas--49925561https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42319414Fri, 04 Dec 2020 18:59:56 +0000Keys BartenderLike any podcast an International Audience is not unusual but tell that to someone who hosts a local radio show and see the shock. Jim gives a list of countries that have downloaded episodes. What are the memories going to be for Christmas of 2020?2784truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-348-the-giving-tree--49915117https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42283478Wed, 02 Dec 2020 18:52:35 +0000Keys BartenderWhy are names in foreign languages funny to us? Our names can very well be hilarious in other languages. Jim's daughter tells him about the Giving Tree. We have reasons to be optimistic about 2020 and there are ways to get out your funk.2374truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-347-someone-gently-rapping--49929561https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42282783Wed, 02 Dec 2020 18:02:48 +0000Keys BartenderPoppa Joe and Jim start with a discussion of Art in general and Rap Music in particular after a guest criticizes a performance. We wrap with an anonymous submissission of Melania Trump's memoires.2779truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-346-we-are-back--49925595https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42262459Tue, 01 Dec 2020 17:17:22 +0000Keys BartenderAfter an extended break Papa Joe joins Jim for the Holiday prep show.2385truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-345-nothing-is-good-or-bad--49929581https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41938801Thu, 12 Nov 2020 14:10:38 +0000Keys BartenderThe weather outside is..... neutral. We talk about Florida Keys clean up after Tropical Storm Eta. What is right, what is wrong can be as difficult as defining up and down. It depends on your perspective. Depending on your perspective. We finish with...2994truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-344-appropriately-named--49925565https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41907245Tue, 10 Nov 2020 19:46:36 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk about Hurricane Eta's trip through the Florida Keys. The private lawyer/adviser for DJT spouts conspiracy theory next to the appropriately named Fantasy Island Adult Book store and what is Jim's connection.Is podcasting an art?3178truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tropical-storm-or-hurricane-eta--41865600https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41865600Sun, 08 Nov 2020 22:16:17 +0000Keys BartenderA short special episode.663falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-343-aaron-copland-s-america--49929574https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41828127Fri, 06 Nov 2020 15:26:49 +0000Keys BartenderWe open with an unusual subject for Jim, Aaron Copland, the composer who developed a distinct American style of Classical Music.. True to form the last part of the show covers parking lot fornicating and such.2820truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-342-stay-away-from-the-ball-pit--49925599https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41809358Thu, 05 Nov 2020 14:43:01 +0000Keys BartenderWe review past shows and topics. Jim remembers what it was like before the Pandemic.2634truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-341-enough-already--49925586https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41808725Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:59:41 +0000Keys BartenderIt's not all about the Election. Sometimes you have to move on, Jennifer Aniston is not getting back together with Brad Pitt.2411truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-340-1980-copper-impala-malibu-station-wagon--49925552https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41774926Tue, 03 Nov 2020 14:54:50 +0000Keys BartenderThis is not an Impala Station Wagon but close enough. Jim relates a story about relationships in general and the Election in particular.2659truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-339-miss-natty-not-your-average-dominatrix--49925571https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41705127Thu, 29 Oct 2020 20:30:09 +0000Keys BartenderMiss Natty May a Dominatrix from Scotland speaks with Jim. We learn all about the virtual BDSM(Bondage, discipline, submissive, dominate, sadism, masochism) culture. The lovely Miss Natty can be found on Twitter and Instagram as missnattymay.3311truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-338-i-call-bullsh-t--49925594https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41699843Thu, 29 Oct 2020 14:34:27 +0000Keys BartenderJim receives an interesting call followed by a somewhat questionable permit.1968truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-337-heather-and-trish-from-mcgeehan-s--49929555https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41605677Fri, 23 Oct 2020 16:15:45 +0000Keys Bartender1153truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-336-time--49925604https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41587260Thu, 22 Oct 2020 16:04:58 +0000Keys BartenderThe hardest concept to grasp for some people is Time.2328truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-335-let-the-gladiating-begin--49925581https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41556073Tue, 20 Oct 2020 18:38:25 +0000Keys BartenderDemocracy in action from the Florida Keys, Jim goes out to vote.3481truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-334-guess-what-no-guest--49929565https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41476086Thu, 15 Oct 2020 14:17:23 +0000Keys BartenderJim goes on about the quest for guest. The ups and downs of being a guest or interviewing them is not easy. Social media has changed what we reveal to people making a private life more difficult.2229truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-333-centipede--49915116https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41442816Tue, 13 Oct 2020 18:33:49 +0000Keys BartenderJim comes home to a giant centipede attacking his family. We hear about some of the animals that live in the Keys. We also say hello to listeners from all over and a friend sister who listens in Ohio.2414truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-332-why--49929592https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41364361Thu, 08 Oct 2020 15:03:46 +0000Keys BartenderJim asks why we have these questions that should be settled by science, reasoning and simple math.3040truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-331-make-america-a-shit-show--49915107https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41247923Thu, 01 Oct 2020 18:37:41 +0000Keys BartenderPapa Joe joins Jim and of course we discuss the biggest topic this week. The future president tries to debate a giant talking pumpkin the results are not pretty. Well it's time to stand back and stand back if you support the giant talking pumpkin....2828truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-330-medical-mystery-tour--49925588https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41211635Tue, 29 Sep 2020 19:11:23 +0000Keys BartenderJim discusses with Papa Joe his journey to have a tumor removed. We learn that staying in shape is easier than getting in shape.3902truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-329-customer-service-fail--49915118https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41068916Tue, 22 Sep 2020 18:54:02 +0000Keys BartenderWell we had a shark attack, someone dies while snorkeling, and tourists are still coming down. Papa Joe tells us about a reservation that totally misses the mark. Jim tells us about his upcoming surgery. Finally we learn how to properly slit a throat.2775truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-328-change-is-inevitable--49915098https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40975591Fri, 18 Sep 2020 15:27:47 +0000Keys BartenderMemories of a High School reunion causes Jim to reflect on how people and things do change. This turns into a reflection on how we view the world.3421truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-327-popelahoma--49929573https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40958716Thu, 17 Sep 2020 18:00:15 +0000Keys Bartender"Priests and nuns and popes better scurry when I'm out with the Surrey with the fringe on top" Jim tells Joe about a pleasant attitude adjustment after an unfortunate encounter with a mask-hole. They discuss rewrites for classic musicals and how some...4322truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-327-nuns-and-priest-and-popes-better-scurry--49929571https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40958696Thu, 17 Sep 2020 17:59:07 +0000Keys BartenderJim's attitude is turned around by some visitors to the Bar, Papa Joe critiques Jim's plan to rewrite classic musical. If listening live call in (407) 392-4563 or for international listeners live: 9c284bc8976a542b#apple100truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-326-f-ck-your-couch-i-m-rick-james--49915110jim@keysbartender.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40918258Tue, 15 Sep 2020 19:00:35 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Papa Joe give you a Keys update. Jim buys a new couch and of course he has to share his experience. Weird concepts for tv shows are not a new phenomena. Call in when live (407) 392-4563 or send questions or comments to jim@keysbartender.com.jim@keysbartender.com.]]>5455truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-325-ghost-sex-and-working-from-home--49939836https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40822388Thu, 10 Sep 2020 16:40:19 +0000Keys BartenderThese two subjects have little to do with each other except you don't want to be caught having Ghost Sex at work. Probably be a good idea not to be caught having ghost sex at all, eapecially by a ghost you are in a relationship with.1511truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-324-no-line-no-wait-no-shit--49929576https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40803184Wed, 09 Sep 2020 18:51:32 +0000Keys Bartender2023truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-323-ghost-town--49929588https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40780214Tue, 08 Sep 2020 19:20:55 +0000Keys BartenderLee Sharp and Jim talk about the end of tourist. Live shows are not making the impact Jim expected and the future does not look bright for AM Radio.2998truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-322-discipline--49929591https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40685643Thu, 03 Sep 2020 21:56:09 +0000Keys Bartender(407) 392-4563 We talk about another NETFLIX show "Cobra Kai"3434truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-321-the-interview--49929572https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40641778Tue, 01 Sep 2020 22:59:12 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Papa Joe discuss technology for old people, interview tips, how to talk to a racist and we cheat with first call in.3385truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-320-wtf-sears--49930749https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40527279Thu, 27 Aug 2020 21:59:43 +0000Keys BartenderWhy didn't Sears become Amazon?My step-mother would be worth millions right now. Is there a life lesson, a great story or something else? The bar discussion continues....3165truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-319-yes-i-love-technology--49930746https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40488477Tue, 25 Aug 2020 17:03:37 +0000Keys BartenderJim opens with a song from "Napoleon Dynamite" to highlight his technological issues. An unusual request causes Jim to delve into conspiracies once again.2995truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-318-a-busman-s-holiday--49929584https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40407156Wed, 19 Aug 2020 16:43:51 +0000Keys BartenderJim takes his family to Naples, thats Florida not Italy. A shout out to a great Server , Scott from the Italian Noodle and Sushi Bar in Naples. Boy, there are tons of old people down here and I'm getting up there so that is saying alot.1624truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-317-creepy-internet-guy--49929577https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40346090Sat, 15 Aug 2020 19:01:32 +0000Keys BartenderOnline meal plans, catfishing women/men, and late customers are topics today. Jim engages an anonymous chat guest during the show who asked if a picture of an older man holding cat and an Uzi was him. Thank you for listening Helsinki, Bucharest,...1977truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-316-do-you-want-that-gift-wrapped--49925583https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40309509Thu, 13 Aug 2020 16:44:54 +0000Keys BartenderJim wonders why bargaining would occur if something is free. Its good just take it and don't ask for delivery. What is up with Helsinki and Bucharest? Are they hard up for content.2370truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-315-sorry-jesus--49930766https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40270187Tue, 11 Aug 2020 16:59:57 +0000Keys BartenderLive Call-in (407) 392-4563We catch up with Papa Joe.4061truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-314-things-change--49925554https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40195377Fri, 07 Aug 2020 16:59:03 +0000Keys BartenderWe hear "can't wait till it gets back to normal". Really is that what you want, normal? Yeah we miss things that are no longer feasible but is not change the basis for life. I've gotten older, sober, and in some ways wiser. Should we embrace change,...3124truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-313-lucky-13--49925556https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40173472Thu, 06 Aug 2020 18:06:41 +0000Keys BartenderIt is hot as Hell in Florida and people are still visting the Keys. Depending on how you look at it, good and bad. Call in live (407)392-4563, prankers welcome.2036truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-312-creepy-old-man--49939838https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40141301Tue, 04 Aug 2020 16:59:09 +0000Keys BartenderWhat is the line between being able to relate to younger women and being a creepy old man? What is the "star Power" of the celebrities who support Trump?2418truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-311-reform-modernist-amish--49929600https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40114550Sun, 02 Aug 2020 18:36:01 +0000Keys Bartender2340truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-310-baby-it-s-hot-outside--49929597https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40037130Wed, 29 Jul 2020 15:44:48 +0000Keys BartenderAir conditioning allows humans to make more bad decisions.2551truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-309-you-amish-hippie-bastard--49925605https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40034424Wed, 29 Jul 2020 14:30:41 +0000Keys BartenderCall in show with no callers, (407)392-4563 call with questions but no comments or comment with no questions, simple enough. Foreigners welcome and even encouraged. Cursing the host in your native tongue(excluding English) will give you a leg up on...3442truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-308-stretch-pants-are-not-flattering-for-everyone--49929580https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39921945Thu, 23 Jul 2020 16:01:54 +0000Keys BartenderLive show call in number (407) 392-45633123truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-307-profiles-of-discourage-bocc7-21-20--49925562https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39883288Tue, 21 Jul 2020 15:46:24 +0000Keys BartenderJim recounts a Zoom Meeting by the Monroe County, Florida Board of County Commissioners. Political theater at it's best, we see elected officials not doing all to insure the health and well being of their constituents.1835truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-306-a-safari-outfit--49929594https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39778637Wed, 15 Jul 2020 15:08:57 +0000Keys Bartender1731truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-305-normal--49929560https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39777716Wed, 15 Jul 2020 13:52:27 +0000Keys BartenderThe Florida Keys are busy still even with the explosion of new cases in the State. There are power outages, surgeries being cancelled, and horny people wanting to hook-up but Jim seems to think it is all bad.4021truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-304-you-re-not-the-boss-of-me--49930745https://api.spreaker.com/episode/37110627Tue, 07 Jul 2020 14:15:53 +0000Keys BartenderWell it's Florida just behaving like Florida again. Jim recounts the doings in the Keys and elsewhere this past 4th of July.2811truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-303-a-seminal-event--49929607https://api.spreaker.com/episode/35437196Thu, 02 Jul 2020 14:47:19 +0000Keys Bartender2258truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-302-the-worst-idea-ever--49929598https://api.spreaker.com/episode/35027158Tue, 30 Jun 2020 22:59:32 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Steve(Key Largo Comics) talk about the slow approaching disaster which is the July 4th weekend in the Keys. Yes, Florida is moving ahead without a statewide mask mandate. Hilarity insues as a bumbling governor takes his cues from the orange...3652truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-301evil-math-what-we-can-learn-from-jaws--49929586https://api.spreaker.com/episode/33878144Sat, 27 Jun 2020 14:52:01 +0000Keys BartenderDisclaimer - this episode originates on the time of airing from a rumor, if true the disclaimer will be removed.2148truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/keys-bartender-300th-episode-no-big-deal-or-is-it--49929602https://api.spreaker.com/episode/33294223Thu, 25 Jun 2020 16:39:26 +0000Keys BartenderYes it the 300th Episode give or take some special episodes. Jim decides to go live for this episode.2981truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-299-mr-sippy-cup--49929563https://api.spreaker.com/episode/32902888Wed, 24 Jun 2020 16:31:02 +0000Keys Bartender2469truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-298-its-florida-stupid--49915100https://api.spreaker.com/episode/32664318Tue, 23 Jun 2020 16:04:10 +0000Keys BartenderWell Florida is #1 for a change. Yes we have the most new cases of Covid-19, take that Andrew Cuomo! It is easy coming up with conspiracy theories. We say hello to old and new friends. Shout outs to The Foundation Bar in Milwaukee and to Ralph and...2109truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-297-a-whole-bunch-of-weirdos--49929610https://api.spreaker.com/episode/31770496Thu, 18 Jun 2020 21:59:20 +0000Keys Bartender2471truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-296-wear-a-face-mask-in-the-keys--49929566https://api.spreaker.com/episode/31733630Thu, 18 Jun 2020 18:50:15 +0000Keys BartenderPapa Joe and Jim discuss the ruling by Monroe County to require the wearing of Masks in the Florida Keys. Some people view the requirement as an infringement on their rights but they also view a ban on open carry AK-47s as an infringement. Jim sends a...2649truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-295-keys-bartender--49929613https://api.spreaker.com/episode/31252040Tue, 16 Jun 2020 20:00:47 +0000Keys Bartender1766truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-294-keys-bartender-confusion-say--49929593https://api.spreaker.com/episode/30342666Thu, 11 Jun 2020 22:04:19 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Steve share stories about the phased reopening of the Florida Keys. A woman blurts out a disjointed bigotry before coming back to the restaurant and throwing a shot fit, brilliant.2919truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-293-magical-mystery-mass-life-without-insurance--49929601https://api.spreaker.com/episode/30150675Wed, 10 Jun 2020 13:55:48 +0000Keys BartenderJim gives a hopefully brief description of his ongoing journey through the healthcare world to get a tumor removed. When you mix denial with a lack of health insurance there is sure to be some laughs.2140truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-292-masking-your-feelings--49929568https://api.spreaker.com/episode/29494516Thu, 04 Jun 2020 22:30:05 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Steve ruminate on the the opening of the Keys to tourism. Do people really want to go back to their shitty jobs, are they afraid, or are they just lazy? How do strippers support themselves when the clubs are closed?3555truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-291-the-keys-open--49929585https://api.spreaker.com/episode/29015529Wed, 03 Jun 2020 14:39:41 +0000Keys Bartender2056truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-290-nice-mask-your-balls-are-showing--49930753https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28638342Fri, 29 May 2020 15:30:23 +0000Keys BartenderSeveral days before opening the Florida Keys to the Mainland addresses the wearing of masks. Whether it be etiquette, safety, or politics here are my thoughts, for what they are worth.1963truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-288-sexually-desensitized--49930764https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28381384Tue, 26 May 2020 19:36:34 +0000Keys BartenderSteve of Key Largo Comics discuss on-line porn contributing to the desentization of the general populace We talk oldtime Super Hero types. Why jump when you can fly? Jim gets distracted while buying condoms at a 7-11.3071truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-287-jim-goes-back-to-the-gym--49930768https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27976076Thu, 21 May 2020 16:29:55 +0000Keys BartenderPapa Joe and Jim speak to the gradual opening of the Keys and how weird it feels. The backlash against on-line delivery apps from restaurants increases.3109truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-286-is-that-a-cucumber-in-your-avatar-s-pocket--49929578https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27975659Thu, 21 May 2020 16:03:22 +0000Keys BartenderA carnival of confusion begins this episode as we wrangle our guest co-hosts Lee Sharp and Jim Brock.What does your avatar say about your self perception? Lee is very sad to see a closed Strip Club and Jim H. thinks a podcast would be perfect media...3913truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/keys-bartender-my-pledge--27873762https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27873762Wed, 20 May 2020 13:47:06 +0000Keys BartenderWho defines what is patriotic? Why do people who real dislike what I believe in want to talk to me?2386truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-285-wide-berth--49939840https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27771876Tue, 19 May 2020 16:29:39 +0000Keys BartenderPapa Joe and Jim discuss the further opening of the Keys as Jim's work reopens. We learn some people have a hard time following rules. Tasing someone doesn't have to be a sad thing. Podcasting can be used as a tool to fight chronic masturbation. The...3383truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-284-a-chat-with-2-sex-workers--49930754https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27671933Mon, 18 May 2020 15:20:44 +0000Keys BartenderOn this solo show Jim gives the Covid-19 opening update for the Florida Keys. He speculates on what returning to work will be like tonight. Different strategies are implied to increase listener-ship after a message from a Canadian listener. One is to...2731truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-283-washington-va-6-episodes-per-inhabitant--49930757https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27584590Sun, 17 May 2020 17:00:46 +0000Keys BartenderJim begins show sending out thank yous to the small but historical Washington, VA that has the distinction of having 6 downloads per ca pita. We have a random listener JRON from Nova Scotia happen upon our live show. We find out interesting...3499truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-282-believe-it-or-bullshit--49925564https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27342843Thu, 14 May 2020 17:40:19 +0000Keys BartenderPapa Joe and Jim discuss trying to get a little trim. Can men go into sync on their haircuts. Jim recounts a woman's Epic Waffle House- Reddit story that has Freudian implications out the wingwang. If you want to know how stupid your date is take them...3272truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-281-a-homeless-man-feels-the-music--49929608https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27343274Thu, 14 May 2020 17:31:47 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Lee are briefly disconnected. Lee has his first gig in 53 days as a homeless gentleman makes music request. The prospects of a show from a gentleman's club is considered and Jim wonders if he can fit in the large Red Shoe that is dropped on...3667truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-280-f-k-you-again-grub--49939842https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27171909Tue, 12 May 2020 17:14:14 +0000Keys BartenderPapa Joe joins Jim as the Keys are in Phase 1-1/2 and what that means.What do we learn about foreign nationals that 90 Day Fiance from the Learning Channel can tell us? Do you think that a giant tech online delivery service will save privately owned...3094truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-279-oral-sex-is-not-the-cause-of-covid-19-ketchikan-alaska--49939837https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27114602Mon, 11 May 2020 20:43:53 +0000Keys BartenderJim sends a shout to Ketchikan, Alaska. A future next Twin City of Key Largo? Televangelist attempt to circumvent the pandemic. Pat Robertson has an interesting yet flawed theory on the origins of the virus. Some people are not skilled with follow-up...2393truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/epiosed-278-international-love-nienadowka-poland--49925597www.dakind.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26926671Fri, 08 May 2020 23:18:33 +0000Keys BartenderPapa Joe and Jim look to Poland and the small village of Ninadowka after they are snubbed by a town in Holland. Before we get to see how Jim is eager to sell out we have to endure 10 minutes of lecture on racial injustice. Jim ends the show with a...www.dakind.com]]>3233truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-277-the-mayor-of-key-west-teri-johnston--49929603https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26878323Thu, 07 May 2020 20:01:14 +0000Keys BartenderNo funny stuff in this Episode. Papa Joe and Jim interview Mayor Teri Johnston of Key West. We discuss the ongoing management of the pandemic in Key West and plans for the future. Key West is very fortunate to have Teri at the helm. It looks as if...2855truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-276-see-you-leiderdorp-see-that-is-a-pun-bartek--49939841www.dakind.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26847821Wed, 06 May 2020 18:05:49 +0000Keys BartenderLee joins Jim for a heartfelt goodbye to that town in South Holland, that's if there is not a reciprocal return of attention. Reciprocity would be 20 new listeners from Holland and a maybe an Aurograph picture of Carice Van Houton(Milisandre). We...www.dakind.com]]>4060truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-275-we-try-not-to-mention-leiderdorp--49929618www.dakind.com for all your CBD and CBG needs.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26793511Tue, 05 May 2020 20:53:45 +0000Keys BartenderJim brings together old friends, emphasis on"old", Jack the Dentist and Joel the Psychologist. We catch up on Keys happenings and do some dream interpretation. The subject of Leiderdorp pops up and why not it is only the most exciting town in all of...www.dakind.com for all your CBD and CBG needs.]]>3532truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-274-murder-ballads-and-carice-van-houten-leiderdorper--49929612www.dakind.com .]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26779687Tue, 05 May 2020 17:09:01 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Papa Joe discuss the opening of businesses in the Keys without opening the Keys to tourism. We don't forget to do our Leiderdorp segment featuring the lovely Malisandre from Game of Thrones, Carice Van Houten, a Leiderdorper. Jim has Joe do a...www.dakind.com .]]>3059truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-273-leiderdorp-is-the-place-to-be--49939856www.dakind.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26533320Sat, 02 May 2020 00:21:30 +0000Keys BartenderSteve joins Jim on this episode with an all Leiderdorp opening. It appears as the obsession continues with this town in West Holland or is it Southern Netherlands. We also discuss a comedy series and a movie on Netflix, Derry Girls and Good Boys. What...www.dakind.com.]]>2925truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-272-we-love-you-leiderdorp--49929619www.dakind.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26380432Wed, 29 Apr 2020 21:27:51 +0000Keys BartenderPapa Joe and Jim discuss the dearth of hens in Key Largo's shopping district. Google search items have changed since the pandemic and the U.S. has got weird priorities. We have some listeners in Leiderdorp, Netherlands so they decide to send some them...www.dakind.com.]]>3652truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-271-a-threeway--49929596www.dakind.com .]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26312032Tue, 28 Apr 2020 22:33:44 +0000Keys BartenderWe experience our first remote 3-way, it was only guys, too bad. Lee Sharp and Jim Brock discuss our bully president, djt supporters, space nazis, slavery and some drugs Jim never heard of. Check out CBG products available from Da Kind, www.dakind.com .www.dakind.com .]]>4369truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-270-daniel-horton-diaz-candidate-for-fl-senate-district-39--49930769www.danielforflorida.comAlso if you would like to find out about the CBG products offered by Da Kind : www.dakind.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26291588Tue, 28 Apr 2020 17:20:49 +0000Keys BartenderDaniel Horton-Diaz joins us today. He is running to be the Democratic candidate for the Florida State Senate Dist.39 which represents Monroe County and parts of Dade County. We find out his views on issues that concern Monroe County. We also see why...www.danielforflorida.comAlso if you would like to find out about the CBG products offered by Da Kind : www.dakind.com]]>3915truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-269-and-just-like-that-everything-changed--49939862www.dakind.com .]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26229474Mon, 27 Apr 2020 21:00:47 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Joel discuss how the Restaurant Industry got blind sided. Alcohol once again proves itself to be recession proof. Joel works in a gerbil reference into the discussion, not the first time. If you are interested in what CBD/CBG can do for you,...www.dakind.com .]]>3819truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-268-just-a-spoon-full-of-lysol-the-cure-is-worse-than-the-disease--49925573www.dakind.com for your CBG products.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26044315Sat, 25 Apr 2020 00:35:34 +0000Keys BartenderThe owner of Key Largo Comics, Steve, joins us for a weighty discussion. First we get some ideas on how to fight Covid-19 from our DOTUS(Doctor of the U.S.) djt. We get insight on how djt would announce a manned mission to the sun. Can Superman beat...www.dakind.com for your CBG products.]]>3671truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-267-kanahou-alana-from-hawaii-to-the-keys--49929614www.dakindcbd.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25900914Wed, 22 Apr 2020 14:34:52 +0000Keys BartenderKanahou Alana tells his story, a Hawaiian who has made his home in the Keys. Sometimes a difficult journey leads to a happy destination. Kanahou believes strongly in sustainability in life and the environment. We end the show discussing Kanahou's new...www.dakindcbd.com]]>6652truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-266-covid-19-the-musical--49930770https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25861978Tue, 21 Apr 2020 21:00:30 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk to the musician, Lee Sharp about ideas for Covid -19 the Musical. We have the Corona virus, or more like a musical representation of the virus, we play a portion.. Jim advises Lee to eat more vegetables to help with his toilet paper...3587truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-264-ass-over-a-barrel--49939861https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25814000Mon, 20 Apr 2020 20:45:11 +0000Keys BartenderJim speaks with retired psychologist and erstwhile humorist, Joel. Personal and mental hygiene are subject of this discussion. How have people's habits have changed since mass quarantine has been observed. Some people always seem to find a way to take...3952truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-263-meet-lee-sharp--49939871www.leesharpmusic.com .]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25768634Sun, 19 Apr 2020 20:57:18 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk to a good friend of Jim's the musician, Lee Sharp. Lee is a proud Memphis native who has made his home in the Florida Keys. Besides being a musician he can conversate very easily with the oft confusing host. Find out more about Lee, his music...www.leesharpmusic.com .]]>3180truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-262-no-nuts-for-you--49939846https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25657729Fri, 17 Apr 2020 23:28:58 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Steve ruminate over facemasks and gloves. There are 3 things Jim learns about wearing a facemask. Finally there a lot things that may disappear in the near future.3206truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-261-rebekah-in-the-keys--49945627www.rebekahinthekeys.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25652558Fri, 17 Apr 2020 18:30:09 +0000Keys BartenderWe have the Host and Creator of "Rebekah in the Keys". Besides producing 5 minute videos that feature Keys Businesses and human interest stories she is quite accomplished. Topics discussed: the affects of the pandemic on the Keys, long distance...www.rebekahinthekeys.com.]]>3648truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-260-joe-hates-chickens--49929599https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25580426Wed, 15 Apr 2020 21:56:59 +0000Keys BartenderWe welcome Papa Joe back and we hear about his dealings with the Virus. We learn that he reall hates chickens, it's personal for him.2688truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-259-it-sneezes-into-its-elbow-or--49939885https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25575120Wed, 15 Apr 2020 21:25:10 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Joel discuss Covid-19 and Jim decides that he is the Miss Manners of Etiquette dealing with the Pandemic. We learn Joel is allowed to wander outside the house as long as he doesn't molest the golfers.2902truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-258-interview-with-alfonso-chable--49929615https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25424805Mon, 13 Apr 2020 22:27:29 +0000Keys BartenderJim interviews Alfonso Chable the creator and administrator of the facebook group- Industry in Recovery. A group committed to supporting those in the Service Industry desiring recovery. The outbreak of Covid-19 has made that task more difficult.4035truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-257-unmasking-our-feelings--49929605https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25304969Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:29:34 +0000Keys Bartender3571truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-256-get-off-my-f-ing-lawn--49929609www.keysbartender.comnin the sponsors section.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25197109Thu, 09 Apr 2020 22:30:20 +0000Keys BartenderThe owner of Key Largo Comics, Steve joins Jim discussing topics such as: Who owns this fucking street?, the Miami Quarantine Station 97.3 FM, essential services, and the hierarchy of expertise. We have a new sponsor and if you would like to show...www.keysbartender.comnin the sponsors section.]]>3316truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-255-a-reporter-s-perspective--49929611https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24921524Tue, 07 Apr 2020 11:59:29 +0000Keys BartenderWe have Jill Zima Borski, a reporter for the Key West Citizen and Islamorada resident, on the show. We have a discussion on how the Florida Keys is dealing with Covid-19 as a community.3140truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-254-outpatient-visit--49929606https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24894923Mon, 06 Apr 2020 19:00:12 +0000Keys BartenderJim tries to speak with the erstwhile practioner of Psychoacoustical Science, Joel. They may discuss coping with the new normal.4606truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-253-more-weird-shit--49929595https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24788789Fri, 03 Apr 2020 18:58:35 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Joel ( retired psychologist) talk about the societal norms breaking down on Social Media.3388truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-252-the-witch-doctor--49939849https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24758310Thu, 02 Apr 2020 22:29:22 +0000Keys BartenderJim talks to Steve of Key Largo Comics about life in the Keys in these interesting times. A salute to our healthcare workers. The topics will range from alcohol, acceptance, to exempted Churches.2929truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-252l-a-charmonian-rhapsody--24684335https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24684335Tue, 31 Mar 2020 19:00:35 +0000Keys BartenderJoel joins Jim as they discuss the roll humor plays in helping people cope with the Pandemic. Jim comes up with a Musical and Joel sets up a Jam Seession.3626truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-251-don-t-f-ing-say-it--49912847https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24658166Tue, 31 Mar 2020 00:10:51 +0000Keys BartenderJim does a whole show with out mention Covid-19 or the Corona Virus. He finds toilet paper in his journeys and he tells the listeners about the shittiest bartender job in the universe. Can you skateboard with a Martini.2372truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/caribbean-club-monday-march-30th-florida-keys-bartender--49939844https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24639893Mon, 30 Mar 2020 16:35:20 +0000Keys Bartender298falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-251l-everyday-a-new-challenge--24581308https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24581308Sun, 29 Mar 2020 17:59:34 +0000Keys Bartender2171truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-250l-stay-the-f-k-at-home--49929579https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24522693Sat, 28 Mar 2020 22:30:02 +0000Keys BartenderJim talks remotely with his neighbor of Key Largo Comics, practicing social distancing. A song from a guy thaty looks like Letterman has a song that is a viral sensation, pun intended.3165truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-249l-the-keys-are-closed-for-business-friday-march-27th--49939845https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24449192Sat, 28 Mar 2020 00:13:51 +0000Keys BartenderMonroe county closes access to non-residents, somewhat. Things have changed in the Horan household. Jim buys a bike, applies for a delivery job and talks about sobriety.2431truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-248l-pandemonium-of-pandemic--49929617https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24260902Tue, 24 Mar 2020 19:09:35 +0000Keys BartenderJim calls Joel who is in an undisclosed location where he maybe conducting some of his psychoacoustical experiments.4601truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-247l-monday-march-23rd--49939855https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24211350Mon, 23 Mar 2020 15:11:48 +0000Keys BartenderUpdate from the Florida Keys during the Corona Virus pandemic.1579truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-246-what-s-in-a-number--49930765https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24030748Wed, 18 Mar 2020 21:01:45 +0000Keys BartenderJim starts out solo while he waits for Jenna to show up and recaps the original intent for creating the podcast. When Jenna shows up Jim explains how the show has changed from its early episodes. Some of the big shows are recapped especially the...2738truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-episode-covid-19-sung-like-come-on-eileen-st-patrick-s-day--49939851https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23996284Tue, 17 Mar 2020 23:13:51 +0000Keys BartenderLive show with jim, Papa Joe , and Jenna.3126truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/march-16-we-are-still-open-florida-keys-bartender--49939848https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23943045Mon, 16 Mar 2020 15:34:06 +0000Keys Bartender264falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/corona-1-keys-bartender-live-extras--23828331https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23828331Fri, 13 Mar 2020 13:20:20 +0000Keys BartenderFirst informal update from the Keys on this Podcast.697falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-245-you-want-to-get-arrested--49930748https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23771524Thu, 12 Mar 2020 01:06:44 +0000Keys BartenderIt's Doggie playdate day at the Kelley Tiki Bar, Jim brings his dog Roxie to play with Hoagie. Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss the Satellite Dish around Jen and Tyler's dog, Hoagie's Head and will it make his hearing even more acute. Why do people...2465truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/love-in-the-age-of-covid-19--49939860https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23726548Tue, 10 Mar 2020 20:48:20 +0000Keys BartenderLive solo show- Jim has self quarantined himself from the rest of humanity in a Tree House in Key Largo. Not because he is sick but to avoid the mass hysteria. We talk to the lovely, intelligent and talented Jen Friel creator of the blog Talk Nerdy to...3901truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-244-respect-the-boundaries--49939875https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23698245Tue, 10 Mar 2020 03:32:44 +0000Keys BartenderJim recounts a violation of boundaries by an acquaintance to his friends/ guest psychologist, Gabby, and Joel. In response to the share Joel, through parody, quickly diverts the conversation to body objectification by men of woman. The conversation...3578truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-243-f-snl--49939888https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23444483Tue, 03 Mar 2020 22:39:24 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Jenna, Tyler welcome Papa Joe from his whirlwind trip to Pittsburgh and the exotic locale of Dothan Alabama. Jim goes on a tirade against the writers and producers of SNL due to their open disdain for the Podcast Medium. Even though Jim is still...3176truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-242-delusions-of-elevated-mediocrity--49939847https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23307409Sat, 29 Feb 2020 01:45:56 +0000Keys BartenderJim sits down with 2 friends, Joel and Gabby, husband and wife. Since they are retired psychologists Jim attempts to procure free analysis. While Jim tries to lure the couple into giving a professional opinions on his mental condition he only manages...3372truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-241-nuts-always-look-old--49945598https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23192826Wed, 26 Feb 2020 01:50:46 +0000Keys BartenderIn true Key's fashion Tyler explains why he needs a beer delivery while towing a large dock. Jim tries to explains why he would'nt put a gerbil up his and its not because he is homophobic. We discuss male and female grooming habits and the progression...3568truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-240-culturally-insensitive--49944522https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23055562Sat, 22 Feb 2020 04:54:39 +0000Keys BartenderJenna and Jim are amazed by acts of racial/cultural insensitivity in our time. We delve into a recent celebrity death and a certain person's adverse reaction. The Coronavirus pandemic arises, we dispute the blame game, as usual, we don't handle it well.2650truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-239-the-vulgarians--49929616https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22937881Wed, 19 Feb 2020 03:31:18 +0000Keys BartenderJim is back with Jack and Joel expecting a higher level of content we are once again disappointed. How long does it take a person to expose themselves at the Caribbean Club before being tossed out? Jim tells how someone he once knew would get other...3167truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-238-laugh-track--49939853https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22825727Sun, 16 Feb 2020 04:16:34 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna listen to a Doctors unique laugh which Jim intends to use as a laugh track. We cover low talkers and how they don't work in crowded noisy environs. Jenna has a radio station in 101.3 KDWB Minneapolis that wants a podcast to hook up with...2613truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/237-a-sticky-situation--49930771https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22678705Wed, 12 Feb 2020 12:00:21 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Jenna, Tyler, and Andy(Adam)delve into a show from the 90s called Married at first sight. Jim does another walk down memory lane with his dating history. Our history with porno is brought and we reflect on how technology has changed our...3055truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-for-f-ing-gloria-s-birthday--49945611https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22672784Wed, 12 Feb 2020 00:23:16 +0000Keys Bartender1504truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-236-breaking-up-is-hard-to-do-in-a-small-town--49945605https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22503781Fri, 07 Feb 2020 05:36:14 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Jenna, Tyler, and Andy we get into breaking up and dealing with exes in a small town. What are the rules for breaking up and who keeps what friends? The subject of Bric a Brac is brought up, when is collecting assorted crap considered hoarding.2623truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/super-bowl-liv-party-in-key-largo--49939902https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22346909Sun, 02 Feb 2020 22:15:58 +0000Keys BartenderWe are live from Key Largo prior to Super Bowl LIV.2545truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-235-everything-is-the-same-but-different--49930750https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22045126Sat, 25 Jan 2020 06:00:18 +0000Keys BartenderJim hangs out with Joel, a Psychologist and Jack, a Dentist at the Moonbay Condominiums in Key Largo. Joel introduced a subject prior to recording that he would like to turn into a book. Jim suggests that the subject may be to broad- Everything is the...3028truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-234-we-buy-our-tickets-to-hell--49939858https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21939502Wed, 22 Jan 2020 05:24:50 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Papa Joe, Jenna, and Andy - we begin with weed edibles. Andy shares his experiences with online dating. There is discussion about the irrational tendency of your state of being being affected by the outcome of a sporting event. Jim goes into...2813truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-233-where-s-all-the-gold--49939892https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21837003Sun, 19 Jan 2020 05:27:34 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss how "Hell Week" hasn't been that busy for Keys and the reasons for the drop in volume. They discuss the health of the reef, the efforts going in to protect and restore the reef. Jim runs into difficulty describing the...2886truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-232-we-are-in-2020--49929582https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21691947Wed, 15 Jan 2020 00:12:12 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna discuss the strong attachment Jim has with his dog, Roxie. Jenna gives a warning when it comes to signing legal documents with the year abbreviated. Jim goes into detail about the multiple small businesses he created and how he was...3060truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/new-years-eve-live-show--49939866https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21229598Tue, 31 Dec 2019 19:49:57 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Papa Joe, Tyler are joined by Jenna's brother Matt. We wrap up 20193972truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/epsode-231-it-s-the-future-stupid--49925591https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21094461Thu, 26 Dec 2019 21:44:23 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss how technology is beyond the grasp of some people. Jim tries to explain to a woman what a podcast is and how you can listen to it.3199truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-230-a-message-to-our-younger-selves--49930778https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21094449Thu, 26 Dec 2019 21:42:41 +0000Keys BartenderPapa Joe and Jim discuss the advice we would have given our younger selves3461truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-key-largo-kristmas-2019--49939857https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20837046Tue, 17 Dec 2019 23:28:15 +0000Keys Bartender5878truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-229-thats-me-in-the-porno--49944534https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20729537Sat, 14 Dec 2019 00:37:09 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Papa Joe, and Josh are joined by Melissa the lead singer of Cultivation Reggae. Josh sings his satirical rework of an R.E.M. hit. We discuss the difficulties of the music business. We get into an uncomfortable conversation about race with...3554truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-228-assorted-douchebaggery--49939878https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20679664Thu, 12 Dec 2019 11:04:15 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Papa Joe, and Josh have a rocky start with some inappropriate humor. Josh buys a t-shirt to piss a djt supporter. A discussion about the HBO series The Watchmen leads in order: theories about judicial reform, the brutality of warfare, the proper...2890truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-show-back-to-the-future--49939882https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20640178Wed, 11 Dec 2019 00:22:49 +0000Keys BartenderJim Jenna, and Joe reference a show that will not air for 2 weeks. We use foreknowledg to criticize our younger selfs4147truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-227-edited--49939881https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20467470Thu, 05 Dec 2019 22:00:04 +0000Keys Bartender3551truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-f-ed-up-xmas--49945615https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20466218Wed, 04 Dec 2019 00:59:21 +0000Keys Bartender3692truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-226-russian-hitman--49930776https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20466107Wed, 04 Dec 2019 00:44:09 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Papa Joe are joined by a fellow bartender, Josh. They open with a whale's vagina, Jim's Passport photo looks like a Russian Hitman. A customer brings his own pen to sign a credit receipt only after he leaves do we learn what he was up to. What...3352truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-225-the-c-word--49939865https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20331955Thu, 28 Nov 2019 08:32:03 +0000Keys BartenderJenna brings up a young woman's dramatic misspelling on a birthday cake. The British use this word all the time but Americans use it sparingly. See You Next Tuesday shows up in the gang's conversation and they seem to love the word. Jim thinks his...3011truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-show-the-wtf-parrot--49939906https://open.spotify.com/show/6uDc2sjtb3WMSnn6vaK8eH?si=4045AQQfSsuFV8SkKyMXHA]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20296866Tue, 26 Nov 2019 23:41:16 +0000Keys BartenderIn this extra long Episode Jim, Jenna, Papa Joe and Andy cover deep issues. Those would be public masterbation, if women can pee their names in snow, cursing parrots among other things. Jim talks appearance on the WTF Florida Podcast with John Kirby....https://open.spotify.com/show/6uDc2sjtb3WMSnn6vaK8eH?si=4045AQQfSsuFV8SkKyMXHA]]>5272truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-show-we-are-back--49930767https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20296858Tue, 26 Nov 2019 23:39:18 +0000Keys Bartender10truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-224-horny-affirmations--49939867https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20219284Sat, 23 Nov 2019 17:40:21 +0000Keys BartenderJim shares some of the sex drive affirmations with Papa Joe and Jenna. A discussion of the rise of Memes in Pop Culture breaks down to a political symposium. The technological advancements of the beginnings of the Internet Porn are seen as magical....3477truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-223-dark-dirty-deeds--49939894https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20151443Wed, 20 Nov 2019 23:11:58 +0000Keys BartenderJenna notices the porn store is busier after daylight savings time. Jim was a foreperson in a murder trial. Papa Joe knows a lot about guns. Among other things the gang goes into weird injuries people have been inflicted with.3759truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-222-ass-burgers--49930751https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20018043Thu, 14 Nov 2019 02:52:31 +0000Keys BartenderJim gets some trim. While sitting in the barber chair Jim gets involved in a tedious conversation which leads him to think that there are more people with Asbergers Syndrome than reported. As per usual, the gang (Jenna and Papa Joe) break down the...2622truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-from-the-2019-key-largo-bridge-run--49944528https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19941739Sat, 09 Nov 2019 10:41:35 +0000Keys Bartender9406truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-221-getting-f-ed-up--49930775https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19937228Sat, 09 Nov 2019 03:19:43 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Papa Joe delve into the Key's reputation as a party location and some people taking it too far. Jim speaks to the journey in life that brought him to the Keys. Joe opens up about the challenges he had faced and how he decided to come out.4475truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-220-rule-7--49944529https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19909461Thu, 07 Nov 2019 17:30:26 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk about the handling of news of an acquaintance's death. Jim and the gang discuss things you shouldn't do when you are ill with diarrhea. We recall a female astronaut's wild ride. We wrap up with movies filmed in the Keys from 1975.3332truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-219-i-see-naked-people--49930782https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19829037Sun, 03 Nov 2019 04:50:26 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna discuss different views of nudity in reference to Fantasy Fest. We delve into the outrageous behavior people feel free to conduct while at Fantasy Fest, glory holes come up then leads to a discussion concerning movies made in the Keys.2767truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-218-it-s-puerto-rican-spanish-for-smelly-pu-y--49939897https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19781631Thu, 31 Oct 2019 05:40:17 +0000Keys BartenderJenna tells the gang about a Cuban friend's nickname that means Little Bug in most versions of Spanish but is very offensive to Puerto Ricans. Papa Joe and Jim talk about how to handle situations that are about to turn violent. The gang finds out that...3029truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-217-merde--49939863https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19696313Sat, 26 Oct 2019 02:38:32 +0000Keys BartenderJim reacts to an​ incredulous patrons reaction to his invitation to speak to a class of Coral Shores High School Seniors. Papa Joe and Jim discuss radical forgiveness and how that concept lets people move on. Jehova Witnesses are invited into Jim's...2661truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-from-ft-lauderdale-bamboo-beach-tiki-barextras--19676394https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19676394Thu, 24 Oct 2019 22:05:38 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Abby are taking a short vacation in Ft Lauderdale.245falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-216-resilience--49939896https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19641176Wed, 23 Oct 2019 04:17:43 +0000Keys BartenderJim, the Keys Bartender is asked to speak to a class of High School Seniors and it goes shockingly well. Jenna and Jim go in-depth​ on the over 40 days of flooding that some neighborhoods in Key Largo have been experiencing.3303truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-215-razor-girl--49939901https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19579894Sat, 19 Oct 2019 04:11:35 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Papa Joe talk about a small listener sampling of Gay Guy, Straight Guy Reviews. A discussion ensues concerning the anti-gay mentality lingering today. Jim relates a stressful day at the restaurant and how a friend seems to not appreciate the...3714truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/coral-shores--49944536https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19560845Thu, 17 Oct 2019 23:52:11 +0000Keys Bartender176truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-214-soylent-green--49944525https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19544910Thu, 17 Oct 2019 04:03:54 +0000Keys BartenderMexican coca-cola is different from American Coca Cola we learn in this episode. Jim and Papa Joe disagree about the consistency of Soylent Green, Its's made from people. Joe recounts a personal moment with former Vice-President Joe Biden. We wind up...4073truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-213-gay-guy-straight-guy-reviews--49930773https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19475383Sat, 12 Oct 2019 15:56:24 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Papa Joe and Jenna cover topics in this whirlwind episode cosmetic surgery alternatives, sports team loyalties, large Xmas Trees to name a few. Then Jim prompts Papa Joe to give his assessment on the attractiveness of certain actors. The listener...3610truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/open-for-business-in-the-slow-season--19475022https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19475022Sat, 12 Oct 2019 15:15:40 +0000Keys Bartender237falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-212-saucy-aussie--49930774https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19460805Fri, 11 Oct 2019 15:55:58 +0000Keys BartenderJim welcomes back Papa Joe from his triumphant tasks in a Nuclear Power facilities. They pay homage to Australian Culture and then the conversation slowly trails of into musings of historical conjecture concerning human development.2823truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/please-f-ing-hold--19422021https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19422021Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:12:14 +0000Keys BartenderJim tries to cancel a very delayed order from a large Cellular Provider, KB&B.756truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-211-key-west-irish-kevin-s--49945631https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19372785Sun, 06 Oct 2019 05:12:46 +0000Keys BartenderThe Keys Bartender interviews Irish Kevin the owner of the world famous Pub in Key West Irish Kevin's. We find out how Kevin came to Key West and then stay. Jim and Jim Martin talk with the assistant manager, Daylin, about the establishment, her job...3431truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-210-key-west-jim-squared--49945618https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19348685Fri, 04 Oct 2019 03:35:35 +0000Keys BartenderJim meets with Jim Martin the owner of the Key West Smuggler Company at their Tasting Room on 627 Eaton St. We get an in-depth description of the Distillation process used by Key West Smuggler from Jim Martin. His family grounded in Kentucky has been...2741truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-209-future-boy-and-tomorrow-girl--49930762https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19334652Thu, 03 Oct 2019 06:17:33 +0000Keys BartenderThe numerologically impaired host Jim experiences time displacement as Jenna tries to anchor him in the present. They discuss the hierarchy of serial killers in the Midwest. They are visited by a co-worker of Jenna's, Frankie who by good appearance is...3431truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-208-keith-the-mechanic--49930763https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19275996Sun, 29 Sep 2019 03:09:49 +0000Keys BartenderJim introduces us to Keith and of course, Jim monopolizes the conversation. They talk about electric cars, technology, and meditation. We learn about Keith's history in the Keys, how he had a girlfriend at 10 years old, and why he refers to his ex as...2758truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-207-key-largo-katfish-kronicles--49944538https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19238638Sun, 29 Sep 2019 03:08:21 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna discuss the social media scam phenomenon "catfishing".  Someone tries to hook Jim. A recounting of this Fish Story though it is not as epic as the Old Man and the Sea, Moby Dick, or Jaws; it is definitely funnier. Why would someone...3004truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/snippet-key-west-shows-man-loses-wallet-in-water-at-the-half-shell--49945609https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19258584Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:36:39 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jim Martin of Key West Smuggler Company watch a man toss his wallet in the water while feeding fish at a Key West Restaurant. I guess fish need money, too. Stay tuned for our Key West Shows next week.158falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-206-boned-up-the-ass--49944535https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19192565Mon, 23 Sep 2019 03:45:49 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna go into Time Shares, how bad a deal they were and how people are getting out of them now. Jim lacks Jenna's in-depth knowledge of power tools. In the second half, we use the Dive boat fire in California as an example of...3308truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/conquering-technology-and-frustrations--19188449https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19188449Sun, 22 Sep 2019 16:15:19 +0000Keys BartenderA brief review of techniques I use to circumvent my meltdowns when it comes to using technology.623truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-205-daytime-stripper--49945624https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19143504Wed, 18 Sep 2019 20:19:11 +0000Keys BartenderIn this episode, Jim and Jenna are back and talking about the pitfalls of being a daytime stripper. Jim makes the comparison between daytime strippers, daytime bartenders and even Uber drivers. You may be wondering where he's going with this analogy,...3008truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/remembering-those-who-have-passed-keys-bartender-live-extras--19101090https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19101090Sat, 14 Sep 2019 13:10:26 +0000Keys BartenderA sudden passing of a friend and call from his father coincide to remind Jim of how we grieve and remember.433falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-204-everything-is-awesome-everything-s-amazing--49944530https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19086087Fri, 13 Sep 2019 04:10:36 +0000Keys BartenderJim has Steve and Lizzy on the show to talk about the hurricane preparations that everyone made before Dorian. We go environmental and talk about the flooding we are seeing here in the Keys and how countries are planting trees to save the environment...3190truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-203-altered-states--49930783https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19063457Wed, 11 Sep 2019 01:15:17 +0000Keys BartenderEven after Jim explains that this episode will be released in 10 days Jenna gives warning on traveling to the Bahamas after Hurricane Dorian. We delve into the talents of the trans community, bad impressions, and regional accents. Jim does a shitty...3277truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-202-nicknames--49930772https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19063441Wed, 11 Sep 2019 01:12:56 +0000Keys BartenderWe open up with Jenna, Tyler and Jim discussing how they handled Hurricane Irma considering another one is approaching.  Jim produces a list of names that bartenders have given to their more memorable patrons.ex. Sammy Soup Pants.2529truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-201-so-don-t-drink-it-s-o-k--49944526https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19063431Wed, 11 Sep 2019 01:10:22 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Jenna, and Anna discuss how some people behave at the Bar when they aren't drinking and how you perform your job when you drink. How to behave to avoid jury duty. Our planning for the approaching Hurricane Dorian.3340truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-200-f-u-scott-baio--49944545https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19063419Wed, 11 Sep 2019 01:07:34 +0000Keys BartenderOn this, the 200th Episode Jim, Papa Joe, and Jenna's sister discuss the definition of celebrity. Inexplicably Jim chooses to direct his distaste for the former child star Scott Baio. We hear the difference between a C list celebrity and an A list in...3154truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-199-uber-eats-restaurants--49939899https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19063361Wed, 11 Sep 2019 01:05:10 +0000Keys BartenderJim and the Crew discuss the booming 3rd party Food Delivery Apps and how they are affecting the Restaurant Industry.2792truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-do-you-want-your-day-to-be-like--19040090https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19040090Sun, 08 Sep 2019 18:48:01 +0000Keys BartenderI discuss my routine with how ever listens on how I like to start my day. Well it works for me, most days.821happy,keyshappytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-limousine-liberal--49930785https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19012678Thu, 05 Sep 2019 15:17:42 +0000Keys Bartender906falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/special-episode-bahamian-relief--49930781https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18990779Tue, 03 Sep 2019 18:34:58 +0000Keys BartenderJim speaks with the owner of the Florida Keys Brewing Co.2535falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-no-hurricane-party--18972204https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18972204Sun, 01 Sep 2019 16:30:00 +0000Keys BartenderNear miss makes for a quiet Labor Day in the Florida Keys.901hurricane-dorian,nobread,nogas,notourist,nowaterfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/portrait-of-dorian-kind-of-gray--18958051https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18958051Fri, 30 Aug 2019 13:12:10 +0000Keys BartenderStill not panicking a commentary and history of Hurricanes in Florida.1211hurricanedorian,monroecountyfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-panic--18947516https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18947516Thu, 29 Aug 2019 11:57:19 +0000Keys BartenderJim shares his prepararation plans with his listeners and why we should not panic.1516hurricanedorianfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/great-success--18929662https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18929662Tue, 27 Aug 2019 14:10:57 +0000Keys BartenderAfter a great week what else can I do but blather about it. I have a process that is important to me.1090falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-198-martini-madness--49944524https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18891414Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:22:38 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Papa Joe and Anna (Jenna’s sister from up near the Artic-Minnesota) discuss the terrible drivers you find here in the Keys, then we hear the results of Martini Mondays at the bar where Jim works. It appears it was a success and more Martini...3099truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/birthday-wishes--18887749https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18887749Thu, 22 Aug 2019 14:53:20 +0000Keys BartenderShouts out to my Irish Twin , Peggy, J.R. & Amy, Key West Smugglers Bourbon Whiskey, and the Smallest Bar.930jramy,keywestsmugglersbourbonwhiskey,peggystein,thesmallestbarkeywestfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-197-it-puts-the-blue-cheese-in-the-olive-or-it-gets-the-soda-gun-again--49939904https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18871184Wed, 21 Aug 2019 03:24:00 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Papa Joe and Anna (Jenna’s sister from up near the Artic-Minnesota) discuss difficult request by Patrons. Some questions are pondered by Jim. Is Gluten intolerance really that wide spread? Why pay for White Claw Hard Club soda when a vodka + soda...2844truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/hello-gloria--18869926https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18869926Tue, 20 Aug 2019 23:57:44 +0000Keys Bartender336truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-ukraine-and-slovakia--18867639https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18867639Tue, 20 Aug 2019 18:21:22 +0000Keys BartenderUkraine and Slovakia are featured in an email to the Keys Bartender273slovakia,ukrainetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-plans-for-the-show--18867439https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18867439Tue, 20 Aug 2019 17:48:42 +0000Keys BartenderIn this extra Jim gives listeners a reveal about his plans for the Show and perhaps his very sanity. Beware and listen with caution.1271alotofballsfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/be-the-best-bartender--18834239https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18834239Fri, 16 Aug 2019 11:46:01 +0000Keys BartenderAfter morning meditations Jim passes on what he thinks he knows. It is not just about being the best bartender you can be it should work for plumbers, peace officers, teachers, doctors, etc. Bring it today.958beagifttotheworld,peace-of-mind,shareyourmiraclesfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-196-a-hole-salesman--49939907https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18827110Thu, 15 Aug 2019 16:05:08 +0000Keys BartenderJim tells Papa Joe about a series of phone calls he fielded at the Bar by a rather precocious salesman here to fore will be referred to as A**hole. Jim having a sales background takes particular offense to this person’s behavior but looks forward to...3082truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/jenna-s-sister-pre-show--18810595https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18810595Tue, 13 Aug 2019 22:39:51 +0000Keys Bartender1296truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-195-90-day-fiance--49930780https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18808477Tue, 13 Aug 2019 17:31:11 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Papa Joe discuss mail order brides/grooms. They ponder why are people compelled to go looking for love far away from home. They also consider the motivation of some of these potential spouses to even consider taking the leap with these...3229truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/conversation-with-alexa--18806464https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18806464Tue, 13 Aug 2019 13:28:58 +0000Keys BartenderA coversation with the Social Chat Bot on Amazon Alexa.2089ai,alexa,asbergertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-eviebot--18785688https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18785688Sat, 10 Aug 2019 18:47:09 +0000Keys BartenderAn extended conversation with the Social Bot Evie. Looks like she has some short term memory issues as well as gender identification confusion. She does however enjoys musicals by her 10 minute recitation of lyrics from the musical Les Miserables....3008artificialintelligence,eviebot,floridakeys,singularity,socialbotfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-194-positively-f-ed--49939868https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18766621Thu, 08 Aug 2019 19:48:02 +0000Keys BartenderJim explains how fate smiles on him with a Car Rental Scam. A fight that occurs on a dock in Key Largo is related to the response in Jaws. Bar Rescue is also taken to task, God Bless You John Taffer.#barrescue #travelscams2747truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/trying-to-shop-in-poland--18758142https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18758142Wed, 07 Aug 2019 19:10:33 +0000Keys Bartender218falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/waiting-to-go-home-from-poland--18758128https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18758128Wed, 07 Aug 2019 19:08:29 +0000Keys Bartender543falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-trip-into-slovakia--18758121https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18758121Wed, 07 Aug 2019 19:07:17 +0000Keys Bartender254falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cave-dwelling-in-poland--18758115https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18758115Wed, 07 Aug 2019 19:05:27 +0000Keys Bartender81falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fun-at-a-polish-wedding-pt-3--18758108https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18758108Wed, 07 Aug 2019 19:03:44 +0000Keys Bartender1751falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fun-at-a-polish-wedding-pt-2--18758104https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18758104Wed, 07 Aug 2019 19:03:04 +0000Keys Bartender1307falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fun-at-a-polish-wedding-pt-1--18758100https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18758100Wed, 07 Aug 2019 19:02:11 +0000Keys Bartender79falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-193-weddings-in-europe--49945614https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18702207Tue, 06 Aug 2019 07:00:04 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Papa Joe get into a ​discussion about different Wedding Traditions and European's infatuation serving voluminous amounts of foods.3017truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-192-focus--49930784https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18702187Fri, 02 Aug 2019 01:32:57 +0000Keys BartenderJim and a very distracted Jenna discuss some of the Poland trip. Mini-season is occurring; let the antics begin.3000truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-191-boring-ass-slideshow--49945628https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18681200Wed, 31 Jul 2019 03:10:08 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Steve, of Key Largo Comics, discuss the boring Slideshow Jim tries to spice up with a spicy electric butt plug sighting. The subject of old school blowup sex dolls pops up with a twist. The innuendoes fly until the end and they get down to...3283truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-190-keys-bartenders-joshing-with-josh--49939884https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18642515Thu, 25 Jul 2019 22:16:08 +0000Keys BartenderA former co-worker and fellow bartender, Josh Kassel sits in as cohost. Jim gives us a recap of his trip to Poland. Josh shares his observation about the bar industry.2660truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-189-you-dirty-beach--49930777https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18626601Wed, 24 Jul 2019 03:47:30 +0000Keys BartenderReminiscent of a former PBS show Jim tries to engage Jenna and Tyler in a round table discussion on various topics. First topic is the uproar in the Upper Keys Community over the use of the Public Boat Ramp and Beach on Indian Key Fill. Jim explain...3033truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-188-shoe-s-on-the-other-hand--49944552https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18587293Fri, 19 Jul 2019 04:52:21 +0000Keys BartenderJim prepares for his family trip to Poland and reflects on being in the position of being the tourist. Jenna reveals some of their experiences and Tyler believes that all Pine Trees are in fact Xmas Trees.3039truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-187-pukers-and-platelickers--49930793https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18563376Tue, 16 Jul 2019 15:03:31 +0000Keys BartenderWe start out with a disgusting public behavior but become much more palatable later on. A local roofer is a perfect guy for certain commercials. 2 separate pairs of older stoners try to help each other while ordering a special order salad. Join us for...3211truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-186-the-lady-s-taken--49944556https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18524237Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:03:51 +0000Keys BartenderA possessive man lets​ Jim know that his woman is off the market. We discuss the need for some people to be over protective. !!Price alert!! a Craig's List bargain mobile BJ offering in the Upper Keys. Discussion about a Podcast from Iowa "Welcome to...2972truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-185-family-time-with-the-lady-of-the-lake--49930786https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18496945Tue, 09 Jul 2019 07:00:17 +0000Keys BartenderJim speaks with Margaret Mary Stein(Peggy) his Irish Twin(same birthday a year apart). He counsels her on attempting to sound sane. Peggy insists on being called the Lady of the Lake even though the lake referenced was a creek. We delve in her...3279truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-184-help-me-i-m-melting--49945616https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18465854Fri, 05 Jul 2019 05:05:04 +0000Keys BartenderIt's so hot! Jim and his co-host Jenna take a break from the heat to talk about exactly how locals deal with the heat. It's easy to spot tourists in town because of their extreme sunburns and their love of riding around in their rented convertibles...4243truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-183-keys-employees--49939905https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18446660Tue, 02 Jul 2019 23:47:30 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna talk about the real world issues that face workers in the Keys. Jim also spends some time correcting past mistakes so you know what he says that you have to ignore. What do you really​ need to make to live in the Keys? - we're talking...2789truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-182-the-vagina-penis-monologues--49930792https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18333826Fri, 21 Jun 2019 02:15:18 +0000Keys BartenderToday Jim and Jenna go there! Yes, they are talking about private parts. We all treat ours differently and some get more use than others, but the one thing we can all agree on is that you should wash your junk regularly!2923truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-181-don-t-fish-don-t-boat--49930794https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18312833Wed, 19 Jun 2019 00:38:34 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna discuss the crazy questions that they get asked when people find out that they live in the Keys. People assume that everyone who lives here is an avid fisherman, boater or a diver, and that may not always be the case! Listen in to learn...2756truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-180-male-enhancement--49939911https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18230860Tue, 11 Jun 2019 21:35:14 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna cover several important topics in today's episode. They are captivated by the news of the traffic jams on Mount Everest, which of course, brings to mind some really gross extremes people have to go thorough in those extreme conditions....2791truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-179-nice-package-got-wood--49945649https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18230801Mon, 10 Jun 2019 20:24:03 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna kick off the discussion trying to figure out who sent a random chocolate penis to her house. Then they move on to share some real asshole moves by the Memorial Day tourists - whatever you do, don't be THAT asshole!2544truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-178-single-white-male--49945630https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18106263Tue, 28 May 2019 22:57:51 +0000Keys BartenderJim begins with a tale of obsession we end up with cut rate dildos, butt plugs, etc.3818truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-177-bouncing-at-30-00-feet--49939916https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18038360Tue, 21 May 2019 23:00:03 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna begin with thoughts about the similarities and dissimiliarities of challenges that Air Crews and Service Workers have on the Job..2906truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-176-key-largo-comic--49945633https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17952177Thu, 16 May 2019 21:12:48 +0000Keys BartenderSpecial episode with Steve a friend of Jim's and the owner of Key Largo. We attempt to get the verbose Elizabeth(wife) to speak.3401truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-175-advice-to-class-of-2019--49930796https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17949765Thu, 16 May 2019 17:44:43 +0000Keys BartenderJoin Jim, Jenna, and Amber for advice from the Keys Bartender to the Class 2019. We delve into the abortion debate and learn the true definition of choad.3154truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-174-keys-bartender-rescue--49939869https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17940923Wed, 15 May 2019 22:28:23 +0000Keys BartenderJim,Jenna, and Tyler begin with a critique of the popular "reality" show. We ask how much clothes do men need to take off at the urinal.2680truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-173-travel-day--49945613https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17863224Tue, 07 May 2019 21:26:09 +0000Keys BartenderA friend of the show Amber joins Jim and Jenna for some laughs. Jim explains how he behaves while he sits next to sober passengers.4146truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-172-the-apprentice-bartender--49944531https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17742538Tue, 30 Apr 2019 12:20:19 +0000Keys BartenderUnsolicited advice is given on what a person needs to know to bartend.2675truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-171-f-ing-quitter--49939912https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17742382Thu, 25 Apr 2019 12:06:32 +0000Keys BartenderWe are joined by local listener who tells us how guinea pig got washed by a feminine hygiene product. Jim gives tips on quitting smoking and drinking while enjoying a beer.2972truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-170-disney-the-great-and-powerful--49945654https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17726798Tue, 23 Apr 2019 22:17:35 +0000Keys BartenderWe discuss Tyler's trip to Disney and go off the rails from there.2655truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-169-pinky-up-the-butt--49945629https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17680312Thu, 18 Apr 2019 18:38:48 +0000Keys BartenderWe touch upon taboo subjects such as Butt Play, 1 to 10 scale on sexuality, and we play a little of "Have you ever?"3380truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-168-accidental-hate-tattoo--49944554https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17660724Tue, 16 Apr 2019 22:46:46 +0000Keys BartenderJim almost gets a hate symbol tattooed by mistake. We discuss the worst pick up line ever.2753truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-167-up-to-my-tits--49944540https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17608920Thu, 11 Apr 2019 23:10:30 +0000Keys BartenderA dog uses a dildo as a chew toy,Jim tells an old joke. Jenna has a windfall of booze.3030truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-166-south-of-heaven-tattoo--49945622https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17609027Thu, 11 Apr 2019 19:24:53 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Tyler get tattoos at the premier parlor in South Florida, South of Heaven in Key Largo. Father, Brandon and son, Anthony tell us about the industry. The interview wraps with Jim getting his first tattoo after narrowly avoiding getting the...4312truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-165-just-saying--49930787https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17586096Tue, 09 Apr 2019 23:02:28 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna discuss weird things said and Jenna's hubby becomes Jim's co-worker.3028truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-164-belle-of-the-balls--49946076https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17515451Wed, 03 Apr 2019 00:00:19 +0000Keys BartenderWe discuss the culture of giving ungrounded confidence to children. Jim explains to us why he thinks his liver is not ready for his long trip to Poland.2872truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-163-suicidal-chicken--49945638https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17515070Tue, 02 Apr 2019 23:02:43 +0000Keys BartenderJim tells Jenna his strategic thinking when it comes to chickens in the middle of a busy road. A regular bares his soul or at least his ass to Jim and a coworker.3078truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-162-f-ing-electric-cars--49945651https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17472901Fri, 29 Mar 2019 13:10:07 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Jenna and Tyler begin with the curious history of Everglades City. Then Jim mentions out of nowhere Electric Cars, there is push back from Jenna and Tyler. This episode contains a prediction 5 years from now. This episode needs to be reviewed in...5494truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-161-rehash-of-2-years--49945647https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17444729Tue, 26 Mar 2019 18:26:27 +0000Keys BartenderJim reviews the beginning of the podcast, the evolution, and where we are now.2862truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-160-dave-and-busted--49945652https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17396980Thu, 21 Mar 2019 20:16:45 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna talk about the horrible exchange rate at the family enertainment. Taylor Swift falls prey to one of the near Keys finest criminals and we remember Charles F. DuPont2858truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-159-psst-i-want-to-show-you-something--49945656https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17387846Wed, 20 Mar 2019 23:03:20 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna talk about the creepers, texting during dates, someone who wants a to return half a drink and more.2936truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-158-what-did-you-say--49944532https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17319105Thu, 14 Mar 2019 11:19:37 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna discuss the various accents we run into of our Keys guest. Backed up with a graph Jim proposes his theory that online booking has changed travel habits. We end with the bizarre story of German Emigre Karl Tanzler's obsession with a...3180truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-157-my-big-ball-of-destiny--49944559https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17304197Tue, 12 Mar 2019 23:14:50 +0000Keys BartenderJim starts by himself and Jenna are joined by Damon, Tyler, and Papa Joe. We discuss the current college admission scandal. Jim's martini rule is questioned and we trash talk litterbugs.2512truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-156-i-want-a-big-one--49945659https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17258879Fri, 08 Mar 2019 00:16:07 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna are joined by Damon and Tyler. A discussion begins with customers obsession with size. We touch upon Alexa's chat function's intelligence, silly questions, time-share condos, a friend of Jeffrey Dahlmer interest in overalls, and wrap-up...4543truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-155-hickory-dickory-douche--49945664https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17234744Wed, 06 Mar 2019 00:45:40 +0000Keys BartenderJim is confronts his left-right confusion. Jenna's co-worker in deep shit after a sewage main break. Damon and Tyler join in discussion about keeping the homeless happy.3635truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-154-freaks-come-out-at-night--49945619https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17184519Thu, 28 Feb 2019 17:38:33 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna talk about two stange late night guests. Then are joined by Damon where discussion works around to Jim's grooming regimen.2948truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-153-gargoyle--49945645https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17163995Tue, 26 Feb 2019 23:58:37 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna talk about closing time customers with an update on Amado Guere, the materbating walker who was impatient.2910truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-152-modium-cheese--49930758https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17161119Tue, 26 Feb 2019 18:01:41 +0000Keys BartenderJim is Joined by Joel, Jack, and Arthur discussing the stereotypes of vocations, favorite lubricants, whether Joel is a time traveller, and Modium Cheese5309truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-151-joel-and-jack--49945663https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17108350Thu, 21 Feb 2019 18:16:28 +0000Keys BartenderJim is hanging out with 2 seasonal residents Joel and Jack at Vacation home. Joel is a retired Psychologist and Avant-garde musician. Jack a still working Dentist and Air Force veteran that provides his services to low income families. Both are funny...3138truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-150-defective-rumba--49954438https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17095881Thu, 21 Feb 2019 14:30:10 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Jenna, and Tyler review the skills necessary to walk and pleasure yourself. Some people are not as smart as mice in a simple maze.3229truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-149-mandy-s-hat--49945644https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17090391Tue, 19 Feb 2019 23:58:39 +0000Keys BartenderWe discuss a horrible wardrobe decision and politics not mixing. A new trick is learned by Jim to be used sparingly. An impatient young man shows off his multitasking skills.2809truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-148-messing-with-gloria--49930800https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17032064Wed, 13 Feb 2019 14:14:43 +0000Keys BartenderThe subject of ED Medication pops up somehow and Jenna tells Jim how she tortures her Mother, Gloria, with gifts.3260truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-147-mr-ms-sogyny--49930804https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17026638Wed, 13 Feb 2019 00:05:36 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna cover Jim's misogynistic tendencies, Pat McGeehan's comments, and more.3023truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-146-advice-for-the-lovelorn--49945642https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16997168Sat, 09 Feb 2019 18:45:41 +0000Keys BartenderJenna shares a horrendous work incident with us. The Keys Bartender gives advice to people looking for love in all the wrong places and then begs for good reviews.2862truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-145-my-f-ing-valentine--49930761https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16980065Fri, 08 Feb 2019 00:03:00 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna discuss Valentine Day history, experiences, and some facts. The Keys Bartender gives the guys out there some advice about how to treat their objets d'amour.2747truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-144-a-tisket-a-casket--49930789https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16969475Wed, 06 Feb 2019 21:47:43 +0000Keys BartenderJim narrowly escapes being crushed under a truck carrying coffins and we get more news from the Keys.2925truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-143-beer-connoisuer--49944543https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16887754Wed, 30 Jan 2019 21:58:26 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Bill speak with Friends Martha and Dan from Connecticut. We send our best wishes to everyone going through the Polar Vortex event up North.2896truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-142-baby-bar-etiquette--49944548https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16878841Wed, 30 Jan 2019 00:41:52 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss babies/children in bars and assholes we worked with. There is mention of the search for the infamous Skateboarder "Moby Douche". We learn I am 1/200 Eskimo but only know 1word for snow.3496truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-141-chickenpocalypse--49930798https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16825107Wed, 23 Jan 2019 22:00:22 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Luke and Bill share or feelings about celestial events.3186truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-140-moby-douche--49944562https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16741972Fri, 18 Jan 2019 00:02:19 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna discuss a classic applicable to our modern life.3640truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-139-liver-dance--49944550https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16731871Wed, 16 Jan 2019 21:50:58 +0000Keys Bartender2980truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-138-strange-brew--49930801https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16682343Thu, 10 Jan 2019 23:55:18 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna talk about drinks, foods, and strange dining habits.3291truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-137-inverness--49945625https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16672804Wed, 09 Jan 2019 21:46:15 +0000Keys Bartender3051truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-136-well-hung-over--49945632https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16614340Wed, 02 Jan 2019 21:44:43 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk about New Year's Eve and some friends from out of town .2516truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-135-pert-near-new-years--49945639https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16575394Thu, 27 Dec 2018 14:45:08 +0000Keys Bartender2780truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/xmas-cookie-sale-2018--16547519https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16547519Sat, 22 Dec 2018 16:21:18 +0000Keys Bartender293falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-134-sh-tty-sidewalks--49946094https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16455523Wed, 12 Dec 2018 21:49:54 +0000Keys Bartender3008truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-133-what-are-you-laughing-at--49954437https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16396135Wed, 05 Dec 2018 21:47:53 +0000Keys Bartender2951truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-132-cold-turkey--49945662https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16334264Wed, 28 Nov 2018 21:58:09 +0000Keys Bartender2943truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-131-too-close--49945657https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16324455Tue, 27 Nov 2018 20:15:34 +0000Keys BartenderRecap of our Thanksgiving Weekend topped off by a guy walking into an occupied bathroom2713truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-130-save-me-the-neck--49945665https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16280429Wed, 21 Nov 2018 21:36:37 +0000Keys BartenderOur Thanksgiving episode in Key Largo where we find Bill and Luke's bar for being thankful is low.2509truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-129-i-d-rather-suck-on-lemons--49945641https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16270563Tue, 20 Nov 2018 20:14:56 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Bill talk about microbrews, one particular nasty named one. Someone in the Fort Lauderdale area really likes us considering the downloading of our entire catalog.2225truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-128-i-got-nuthin--49946101https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16222657Wed, 14 Nov 2018 22:03:45 +0000Keys Bartender2785truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-127-i-am-against-cancer--49944544https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16210763Tue, 13 Nov 2018 20:18:42 +0000Keys BartenderWe cover alot of ground in this episode and learn what to say to strange man if he spends too much time on the bathroom.2297truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/2018-key-largo-bridge-run--49944565https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16185024Sat, 10 Nov 2018 11:59:30 +0000Keys Bartender4111falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-126-didn-t-say-that--49946104https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16162400Wed, 07 Nov 2018 22:02:26 +0000Keys Bartender2850truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-125-oh-canada--49944567https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16152290Tue, 06 Nov 2018 20:14:42 +0000Keys Bartender2865truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-124-take-our-f-ing-picture--49944533https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16105474Wed, 31 Oct 2018 20:53:47 +0000Keys Bartender3250truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-123-pit-stop-2018--49944547https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16093035Tue, 30 Oct 2018 16:51:46 +0000Keys BartenderLive from the Caribbean Club the 2018 Pitstop Party2620truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-122-aint-afraid-of-no-ghost--49946091https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16057620Thu, 25 Oct 2018 23:59:28 +0000Keys Bartender3334truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-121-attack-ads--49945666https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16044576Wed, 24 Oct 2018 21:05:57 +0000Keys BartenderPolitical season winds up we pit Bill against Luke for King of the Hillbillies. Another big shout out to our brave fans in Iran. Please don't piss off the morality police.3306truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-120-an-epidemic--49930790https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16034424Tue, 23 Oct 2018 19:32:24 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Bill discuss an increase in a new STD. Fantasy Fest has a lot of painted naked people with poor decision making skills.2644truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-119-b-hole-pleasures--49945623https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15998392Thu, 18 Oct 2018 23:53:02 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna talk about an anomaly in Asian Americans and weird things people had syuck up there butts. Starts out intellectual but we end up dirty in the end.2739truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-118-just-a-little-prick--49930797https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15988119Wed, 17 Oct 2018 21:18:39 +0000Keys BartenderLuke, Bill, and Jim talk about a hold of all sizes.2761truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-117-i-got-an-idea--49930795https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15978671Tue, 16 Oct 2018 19:29:05 +0000Keys BartenderWhy do you feel the need to invent things to do under water? The adult store conundrum is discussed. Kim can sure run Bill's ass around.2666truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-116-holloween-build-up--49945667https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15940965Fri, 12 Oct 2018 00:03:16 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Jenna cover homless househunting and Holloween.3167truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-115-sweat-suit--49945670https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15930656Wed, 10 Oct 2018 20:48:24 +0000Keys Bartender3010truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-114-cyber-dating--49945661https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15919342Tue, 09 Oct 2018 19:46:25 +0000Keys BartenderBill and I talk about being out of touch with on-line dating.2322truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-109-delta-iota--49930791https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15883048Fri, 05 Oct 2018 00:11:38 +0000Keys BartenderI talk to my old Fraternity brother Pat Hogan , a bartender who has worked in Hawaii, Las Vegas and Macau.2776truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-113-fatwa-this--49930803https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15873003Wed, 03 Oct 2018 20:59:41 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Luke, and Bill talk about expanding our listeners in closed societies. Consider doing a show focusing on cheese, Dennis Rodman, and Jack Daniel's for the Dear Leader. We get Kim Jung Un's review and we are set2532truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-112-reunion--49945626https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15863014Tue, 02 Oct 2018 19:20:57 +0000Keys BartenderShout out to the listeners in dictatorships. Don't get killed listening to our pointless drivel. Hope we get someone from North Korea this week.2798truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-111-emily-pearson--49945635https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15862134Tue, 02 Oct 2018 17:15:21 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk to Emily a very experienced Bartender considering her 24years. She has worked in St. Croix, Houston, and San Antonio. Emily gives her perspective of sexual harassment in the service industry.3105truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-110-melissa-devine--49945640https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15823462Thu, 27 Sep 2018 18:42:02 +0000Keys BartenderWe interview Melissa Devine , a 26 year old Bartender from Concord,NH about bartending , service work and life.2256truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-108-a-sexy-future--49944553https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15758271Wed, 19 Sep 2018 20:59:47 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Bill, and Luke talk about recent discoveries and inventions. Some of the discoveries or of the adult nature.2534truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-107-phoney-1st-skype-show--49945668https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15748399Tue, 18 Sep 2018 18:27:59 +0000Keys BartenderWe are speaking with Pat McGeehan for our first Skype session, hence the Phoney title. Pat is the owner of McGeehan's in Northeast Philadelphia and long time friend of Jim.2961truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/peterson-s-poker-run-gilberts-resort--15723953https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15723953Sat, 15 Sep 2018 12:38:23 +0000Keys Bartender267falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-106-normalizing-the-perverse--49946077https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15703451Wed, 12 Sep 2018 21:05:32 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Bill and Luke are joined by Luke's niece Hanny. We finish recapping the 1 year anniversary of Irma. While Jim tries to keep Luke on point. We find out more about Like from Hanny. We get to planning for a show at the Lover's Boutique. Luke says...3042truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-105-should-i-stay-or-should-i-go--49945646https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15694172Tue, 11 Sep 2018 19:31:08 +0000Keys BartenderBill and I the onslaught of Hurricane Irma from preparation to landfall for our listeners in NC, SC, and VA. We also discuss our communications with the adult store, the Lovers Boutique in Key Largo.2755truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-104-medication-time--49945634https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15650295Wed, 05 Sep 2018 21:01:06 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Bill, and Luke opine on drugs, adult stores, mushrooms, and relations with close relatives.3277truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-103-dildon-t--49945643https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15640798Tue, 04 Sep 2018 19:33:04 +0000Keys BartenderBill and I talk about Tropical Storm Gordon and doing a show from the adult store.2687truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-102-cameli-pollicemus--49946078https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15600365Wed, 29 Aug 2018 21:00:47 +0000Keys BartenderWe try to stay on topic as Luke and Bill talk music history and Jim tries to prevent the widespread misinformation on the Camel Toe. Kenny Stanley from the Coconut Telegraph tells us about the Key Largo Treasure Map and how it May have an Asian...3543truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-101-zombie-porn--49945669https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15590111Tue, 28 Aug 2018 19:30:35 +0000Keys BartenderZombie Porn and Fetishes are discussed. We talk about a man in the midst of lifestyle panic.2586truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-100-the-face-licker--49946074https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15547918Wed, 22 Aug 2018 21:00:57 +0000Keys BartenderFace licking, Gwen and Bridget(Lies and Slander), sex dolls, butt plugs and more6944truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-99-closing-time--49946079https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15539878Tue, 21 Aug 2018 19:25:58 +0000Keys BartenderAnal Bleaching is brought up in a budget discussion. Sex Robots, The importance of not being an a-hole at Closing Time, and a mysterious gift from friends.2897truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-98-the-balls--49944568https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15499799Wed, 15 Aug 2018 21:01:37 +0000Keys BartenderJim , Luke, Bill, and the Keys Undertaker talk about the first day of school, monkey boy and autographed baseballs. We feature the Lone Star Ice House on this episode.3519truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-97-disney-exorcism--49946071https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15491481Tue, 14 Aug 2018 19:27:12 +0000Keys BartenderJim tells Bill about a trip to Disney World where a religious family come face to face to live demons, a boy names Whistle eats his cookie, and how Snow White appears to be a whore. We also hear about monkey boy.2799truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-96-texas-margarita--49946105https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15450806Wed, 08 Aug 2018 21:04:37 +0000Keys BartenderWe discuss the Texas Margarita, "the Fugitive", bartender Jessica (Mcgeehans) and our favorite dive bars3424truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/preview-episode-96--15447902https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15447902Wed, 08 Aug 2018 10:53:12 +0000Keys Bartender62falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-95-bitter-woman--49954446https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15442376Tue, 07 Aug 2018 19:29:54 +0000Keys BartenderJim realizes there is 1 question that makes it easier to get content. Do you know what a podcast is? If it is no then game on.2789truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/preview-episode-95-bitter--15442060https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15442060Tue, 07 Aug 2018 18:29:46 +0000Keys Bartender79baddrones,floridakeys,keylargo,lobstersfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-94-cucumber--49945650https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15401029Wed, 01 Aug 2018 22:01:06 +0000Keys BartenderWe do not at refer to a cucumber in this episode , Luke does go on a rant about something.2976truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-93-lotion-on-its-skin--49945671https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15400726Wed, 01 Aug 2018 21:00:26 +0000Keys Bartender2574truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-from-boat-ramp-caribbean-club--49946107https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15330156Wed, 25 Jul 2018 22:23:29 +0000Keys Bartender1325truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-91-bug-hunt--49946083https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15329720Wed, 25 Jul 2018 21:01:33 +0000Keys BartenderThe rapine plunder of the waters around the Florida Keys continues.3698truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-90-f-ing-mini-season--49946106https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15320677Tue, 24 Jul 2018 19:25:04 +0000Keys Bartender2850truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-89-lobster-mobster--49945648https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15283324Wed, 18 Jul 2018 22:06:08 +0000Keys BartenderLobster Mini Season is coming and we prepare for the invasion of Lobster Mobsters.3130truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-88-keys-kars--49946081https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15282975Wed, 18 Jul 2018 20:57:02 +0000Keys BartenderA Keys Kar is not something of beauty. Bill gets a new truck.2966truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-87-its-f-ing-hot-pt4--49946128https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15274897Tue, 17 Jul 2018 21:03:31 +0000Keys Bartender1983truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-87-its-f-ing-hot-pt3--49954444https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15274856Tue, 17 Jul 2018 20:55:49 +0000Keys Bartender423truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-87-its-f-ing-hot-pt2--49946084https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15274845Tue, 17 Jul 2018 20:52:55 +0000Keys Bartender133truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-87-its-f-ing-hot-pt1--49946089https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15274802Tue, 17 Jul 2018 20:44:06 +0000Keys Bartender237truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-86-all-in-the-family-pt-2--49946096https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15274495Tue, 17 Jul 2018 19:47:06 +0000Keys Bartender1951truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-86-all-in-the-family-pt-1--49930806https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15274364Tue, 17 Jul 2018 19:21:29 +0000Keys Bartender1198truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-85-less-than-normal--49954453https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15236988Wed, 11 Jul 2018 20:56:19 +0000Keys Bartender3344truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-84-less-than-brilliant-observations--49954461https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15229563Tue, 10 Jul 2018 21:21:52 +0000Keys Bartender3010truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-83-in-depends-day--49946093https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15193188Wed, 04 Jul 2018 20:56:11 +0000Keys BartenderA crappy attitude is no way to celebrate America's Independence.3266truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-81-not-a-spark-plug-a-butt-plug--49945672https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15143893Wed, 27 Jun 2018 21:31:38 +0000Keys Bartender3518truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-80-brazilian-butt-lift-make-out-party--49939900https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15135814Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:39:47 +0000Keys Bartender2438truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-79-what-s-a-margarita--49946110https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15094357Wed, 20 Jun 2018 20:12:14 +0000Keys Bartender2712truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-78-first-dates-part-two--49946139https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15085870Tue, 19 Jun 2018 19:36:05 +0000Keys Bartender2874truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-77-the-high-cost-of-living--49946130https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15031586Tue, 12 Jun 2018 19:37:58 +0000Keys Bartender2882truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-76-secret-meeting--49946140https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14986862Wed, 06 Jun 2018 20:59:42 +0000Keys Bartender3492truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-75-meeting--49954441https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14977069Tue, 05 Jun 2018 19:43:24 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Bill hold a meeting hope Luke doesn't hear about, even though I am putting it in the description. My bet is Luke will not get wind of it before next show.2627truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-74-first-aid--49930799https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14930235Wed, 30 May 2018 20:53:27 +0000Keys BartenderMary Anne Warren and Lee Sharpe join Jim and Luke. We talk about Scrotum First-Aid, Incels and the Dominos box guy.2966truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-73-testing-1-2-3--49939910https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14919347Tue, 29 May 2018 19:09:20 +0000Keys BartenderA cast of one, Jim due to scheduling conflicts decides to do 1 episode solo. He gives a little detail about why he is in the Keys and why he does a podcast.2603truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-72-keys-funeral-director--49946095https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14870324Wed, 23 May 2018 20:56:48 +0000Keys Bartender2918truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-71-sounds-like-glasspole-part-2--49946097https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14859011Tue, 22 May 2018 20:41:13 +0000Keys Bartender1484truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-71-sounds-like-glasspole-part-1--49954449https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14858567Tue, 22 May 2018 20:11:19 +0000Keys Bartender1833truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-70-pysch-test-chris-lute--49930808https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14812118Wed, 16 May 2018 20:45:19 +0000Keys BartenderGoing crazy about Psychopath Test, taking to Chris Lute ,local Musician.3205truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-69-don-t-tell-luke--49939873https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14801308Tue, 15 May 2018 19:59:17 +0000Keys BartenderSpeculation is made that Luke May not know what a podcast is.3540truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-68-something-smells-fishy--49954442https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14748795Wed, 09 May 2018 20:45:49 +0000Keys BartenderOur guest is Captain Russ Pellow a resident of the Keys for over 40 years. We get fishing advice and learn how this West Chester, PA resident first experienced the Keys.2926truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-67-bomb-voyage--49946086https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14737700Tue, 08 May 2018 20:11:04 +0000Keys BartenderWe travel down memory lane or lack there of. Is it the good times we remember more than the bad times.3451truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-66-strangers-from-a-strange-land--49954451https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14687971Wed, 02 May 2018 20:41:44 +0000Keys BartenderFriends from Philly visit2937truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-64-old-home-week--49945660https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14678092Tue, 01 May 2018 20:03:42 +0000Keys Bartender3893truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-62-mentally-challenged--49946087https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14619485Tue, 24 Apr 2018 20:03:21 +0000Keys Bartender4015truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-61-pre-show--49946135https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14572056Wed, 18 Apr 2018 20:29:48 +0000Keys Bartender244falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-60-air-travel--49954452https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14563256Tue, 17 Apr 2018 19:58:50 +0000Keys Bartender3378truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-59-blackwater-siren--49954450https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14507886Tue, 10 Apr 2018 21:47:01 +0000Keys Bartender2375truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-59-blackwater-siren--49946102https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14507847Tue, 10 Apr 2018 21:39:17 +0000Keys Bartender429truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-58-flat-earth--49930807https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14507253Tue, 10 Apr 2018 20:22:22 +0000Keys BartenderWe meet Kelly manager/Bartender at Blackwater Siren-talk about some conspiracy theories.2756truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-57-the-skunk-ape--49954460https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14460139Wed, 04 Apr 2018 21:03:17 +0000Keys Bartender2897truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-56-we-don-t-need-no-stinking-badges--49946108https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14451325Tue, 03 Apr 2018 20:07:38 +0000Keys BartenderWe Don't Need No Stinkin Badges3085truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-55-it-s-show-business-not-show-friends--49954454https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14408798Wed, 28 Mar 2018 21:00:29 +0000Keys BartenderNORML, Undercounts of Missing, Special Guest3254truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-54-the-white-paper--49946125https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14398239Tue, 27 Mar 2018 20:03:10 +0000Keys BartenderWe discuss the importance of self reflection after drinking and drugging too much. How flowers and chocolate makes it all better.3085truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/preshow-3-26-18-episode-54--49946103https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14398114Tue, 27 Mar 2018 19:54:02 +0000Keys Bartender87falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-53-c-est-la-vie-a-key-largo--49946132https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14351868Wed, 21 Mar 2018 21:00:46 +0000Keys BartenderGilles and Nadine 2 French friends from Deerfield, FL come by the show and recount the experience of shared evacuation vacation in the Lakeland Terrace Hotel in Lakeland, FL doting Hurricane Irma. Like as always provided insightful commentary.3405truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-52-where-s-luke--49945674https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14342370Tue, 20 Mar 2018 19:59:57 +0000Keys BartenderLike can't keep track of his wife or doesn't try.3211truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pre-show-episode-52--14342086https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14342086Tue, 20 Mar 2018 19:35:27 +0000Keys BartenderSetup for Episode 52 at the Blackwater Siren159truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-51-luke-catches-his-beard-on-fire--49946124https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14289946Wed, 14 Mar 2018 20:58:55 +0000Keys BartenderWe find that Luke is careless with fire.3637truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-51-preshow--49946136https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14289636Wed, 14 Mar 2018 20:15:48 +0000Keys Bartender101truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-50-we-can-t-all-be-lake-ducks--49945658https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14228235Wed, 07 Mar 2018 22:01:16 +0000Keys BartenderWe learn some nonsense phrases from Jim, hear a little about Bill's background, and Luke is busy being Luke.3174truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pre-show-episode-50--49954463https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14228060Wed, 07 Mar 2018 21:34:59 +0000Keys BartenderSetting up for Episode 50467truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-49-intl-women-s-day--49954462https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14218674Tue, 06 Mar 2018 21:12:57 +0000Keys BartenderLive show from Key Largo we monumentally screwed up the date for International Woman's Day The show ends with Luke singing the worst possible song to honor women. I apologize for all men.3620truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-48-3-onions-2-olives-and-1-lime-twist--49954455https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14168200Wed, 28 Feb 2018 21:57:56 +0000Keys BartenderMicromanagement of your order, WWLD, tittie twisting , PTDD, and boobie twisting3421truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-47-observations--49946111https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14159646Tue, 27 Feb 2018 21:06:20 +0000Keys BartenderJim and Bill do their first live stream Podcast in 7 months, Baby Rentals, what would Luke do.3494truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pre-show-episode-47--49930805https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14159625Tue, 27 Feb 2018 21:01:33 +0000Keys Bartender69truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-nautical-flea-market--14133903https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14133903Sat, 24 Feb 2018 17:01:30 +0000Keys Bartender357falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-46-backpack-guy--49930802https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14111839Wed, 21 Feb 2018 22:52:42 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Bill ,and Luke try talk about the Super Gay commentator for Figure Skating. He was incredible. The final episode of Dentures held Hostage. We have a discussion about our plans for the Golden Years. Wrap up with a preview of the " I love titties...2939truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-46-pre-show--14110928https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14110928Wed, 21 Feb 2018 21:28:19 +0000Keys BartenderWhat we do before the show.250truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-45-where-are-my-keys--49939917https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14101239Tue, 20 Feb 2018 23:07:02 +0000Keys BartenderWe are adding a new venue to the mix- Jim and Bill are at the Blackwater Siren in Key Largo. Luke loses his keys and has an affinity for Jenna Jamison's nether region. Bill explain cat hammocks. Jim has an Inspirational Quote and we meet Josh Kassel,...3122truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pre-show-from-black-water-siren--14100523https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14100523Tue, 20 Feb 2018 21:02:25 +0000Keys BartenderActivities running to New venue taping.346falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-44-give-me-a-starfish-sandwich--49946131https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14055173Wed, 14 Feb 2018 22:37:56 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Bill, and Luke talk about their plans for Valentine's Day. Episode 3 of "Dentures held Hostage. New Bit "Serial Bartender". Luke does not like butt sex.2988truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-43-what-s-in-your-spam-folder--49954480https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/keys-bartender/id1269132398?mt=2&i=1000401720623]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13996938Wed, 07 Feb 2018 22:57:38 +0000Keys BartenderWe begin with the Super Bowl LII results and Jim's reaction. Follow with why spam filters are important. Episode 2 of Dentures Held Hostage. A mannequin giving an STD lecture to Promise Keepers. And an interview with Kimberly Glenn, Luke's wife....https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/keys-bartender/id1269132398?mt=2&i=1000401720623]]>2765truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-42-lukes-looks-like-gandalf--49954472https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13941232Wed, 31 Jan 2018 22:40:37 +0000Keys BartenderWe explore a description by a patron of Luke's appearance. Sub Episode 1 of Radio Play "Dentures held Hostage" begins an inspired account of true events. Jim officiates at a wedding. Jim explains to Luke why it would be bad to make a Vagina an Icon in...2462truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-41-infomercials--49946112https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13881309Wed, 24 Jan 2018 23:09:27 +0000Keys BartenderJim. Bill, and Luke discuss professional skills, infomercials, and sex dolls.2757truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-40-jury-duty--49930788https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13827503Wed, 17 Jan 2018 23:12:07 +0000Keys BartenderJury Duty Show , we talk about civic responsibility.2894truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-39-the-bar-exorcist--49946145https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13768556Wed, 10 Jan 2018 22:53:06 +0000Keys BartenderJim. Bill, Luke discuss hard to please and remove customers, JIm has a bright idea. We find Luke is against bestiality unless sheep are involved.3178truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-38-jim-bill-and-luke-s-happy-2018--49939876https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13719460Wed, 03 Jan 2018 23:38:29 +0000Keys BartenderWe talk about how Keys People are terrified of temperatures under 70 degrees, what drugs Luke has taken, and bad experiences with Liquor. There is a little discussion of nut punching.3616truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-37-what-s-up-with-luke--49946129https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13679782Wed, 27 Dec 2017 23:32:58 +0000Keys BartenderJim attempts to stay on topic, our Christmas experiences, a found Cialis prescription, and some people trying to put something up Luke's ass. Some special announcements are made.3864truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/merry-keysie-christmas-eve-part-1--49954468https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13663825Sun, 24 Dec 2017 22:20:30 +0000Keys Bartender2391truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-36-the-xmas-show--49954465https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13638805Wed, 20 Dec 2017 23:51:17 +0000Keys Bartender3440truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-35-tropical-xmas-balls--49946146https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13629110Tue, 19 Dec 2017 22:30:49 +0000Keys BartenderBill and I are joined by longtime Keys Promotional Maven Mary Jo with the "Reef Roamer".We talk about the Keys, Xmas in the Keys, where tog in the Keys and not to put Menthol Gold Balm Medicated on your Balls.3256truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/entropia-universe-i-have-nt-a-clue--49954457https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13626559Tue, 19 Dec 2017 15:51:17 +0000Keys BartenderSpeaking with my friend about his online gaming Entropia Universe.5367truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-34-cell-phone-cameras--49939887https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13577310Wed, 13 Dec 2017 22:32:12 +0000Keys BartenderWe discuss the loss of privacy and sense of propriety with the widespread use of cell cameras. Sean the Bartender brings over a shot called "Grandma's Dirty Butthole". We a cover of my dating rules.3146truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-33-hillbilly-snob--49954471https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13524755Wed, 06 Dec 2017 23:00:49 +0000Keys BartenderBill, Luke and I talk about Hillbilly snobs, other types of snobs, who looks like a killer, the sexual harassment dead pool, and old guy wisdom. Luke says some nasty stuff about his balls.3127truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-32-matt-lauer--49954476https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13467502Wed, 29 Nov 2017 22:56:42 +0000Keys BartenderMore ongoing sexual harassment issues. Who's next kermit?2646truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-31-chickens--49954477https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13396733Wed, 22 Nov 2017 23:05:04 +0000Keys BartenderJim is talking about weird animals and strange events in Key Largo with Bill, Luke, Henry, and Victoria. There are some strange chickens, the Lady who had her teeth stolen, Danny-"Its gonna be a hhhooooot summer."3288truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-30-if-i-had-a-nickle-forevery--49954479https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13338036Wed, 15 Nov 2017 22:58:30 +0000Keys BartenderBill, Luke, Henry and Jim discuss silly as shit sayings , the differences from people from MIami and the Keys, and some Urban Dictionary.2921truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-29-no-sir-i-will-not-hold-the-pickle--49946116https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13278957Thu, 09 Nov 2017 00:22:57 +0000Keys BartenderWe discuss sexual harassment with our Guests Alisha B. Goode and Cheryl Holt.3250truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-28-lost-in-the-keys--49946138https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13221366Wed, 01 Nov 2017 21:39:57 +0000Keys Bartender2514truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-27-pit-stop-party-the-caribbean-club--49954485https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13218474Wed, 01 Nov 2017 15:38:35 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Bill, and Captain Josh at the Caribbean Club for the Pit Stop Party for the Annual Meeting of the Minds- Parrot Heads travelling to Key West2250truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-26-troubling-behavior--49954487https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13125749Wed, 25 Oct 2017 22:13:44 +0000Keys BartenderOpen up with the HBO show "The Deuce". We focus on the 3 classes of difficult customers we come in contact with, definitions, personalities, nature vs. nurture, etc. Bill and Luke pull string dolls featured.3456truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-25-anger-management-license-to-chill--49946115https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13072040Wed, 18 Oct 2017 22:00:36 +0000Keys BartenderJim tells a story about his favorite bar in Philly- McGeehans. Bill, Luke, and Jim discuss workplace aggression, films made in the Keys, and Bond girl names.2931truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-24-knifey-crab--49946133https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13013723Wed, 11 Oct 2017 22:12:14 +0000Keys BartenderWe speak to Laura Lieteart the Principal of Key Largo School and Realtor Susan Recarey from Marrvelous Pet Rescue. We learn about aggressive land crabs and all the disgusting references to Cincinatti,2587truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-23-bit-byte-bite--49954459www.keylargorotary.org]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12958516Wed, 04 Oct 2017 21:55:27 +0000Keys BartenderBill, Luke, and Jim talk about ongoing Irma Disaster Relief, Technological Innovation and later on joined by Henry Menendez and Cheryl Holt to discuss some definitions in the Urban Dictionary. If you would like to aid families displaced by Hurricane...www.keylargorotary.org]]>2767truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-22-resilience-and-the-evaculation--49954488https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12903432Wed, 27 Sep 2017 22:35:53 +0000Keys BartenderBilly, Luke, Renee and I address ongoing recovery in the Keys and how we are ready for business. We take some cues from the Urban Dictionary, Luke goes blue free association tear.2978truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-21-more-irma-recovery-in-the-keys--49954484https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12849805Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:23:15 +0000Keys BartenderBilly, Luke, and I speak to a contractor Jesus Garcia and Barbara for Pirates on the Water.2053truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-20-irma-recovery-stories--49954490https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12849752Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:13:51 +0000Keys BartenderBill, Luke Summers, and I talk the recovery efforts in the Upper Keys.2730truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-hurricane--49946144https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12807050Fri, 15 Sep 2017 02:32:41 +0000Keys Bartender507falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/recovery--49946143https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12793593Wed, 13 Sep 2017 20:20:44 +0000Keys Bartender516falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-aftermath-of-irma--49946142https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12776712Tue, 12 Sep 2017 00:07:05 +0000Keys Bartender119falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-aftermath-of-irma--49946147https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12776616Mon, 11 Sep 2017 23:52:53 +0000Keys Bartender669falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-the-end-my-friend-but-in-a-good-way--49954464https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12771219Mon, 11 Sep 2017 07:40:53 +0000Keys Bartender733falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/really-in-the-midst--49954473https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12769593Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:33:38 +0000Keys Bartender652falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/in-the-midst--49954478https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12769465Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:03:57 +0000Keys BartenderThis was not even close to the eye yet. About 2 hours later entire canopy frame and ripped off from main entrance.796truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/hurricane-irma-en-francais--49946121https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12769100Sun, 10 Sep 2017 22:45:32 +0000Keys BartenderMes tres belles et intelligente amies de France parlez avec moi , how do I say about Hurricane Irma. Hope we don't screw up our relations.647falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-are-in-it-hurricane-irma-polska-english--49939874https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12768687Sun, 10 Sep 2017 20:58:51 +0000Keys Bartender662falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/in-the-sh-t-irma--49946098https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12767263Sun, 10 Sep 2017 15:37:56 +0000Keys Bartender1877truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-19-keys-during-irma--49954496https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12761963Sat, 09 Sep 2017 16:02:46 +0000Keys BartenderTalk to Jeff , Bass man Billy, and Jilles et Nadine (nee France) about Irma2938truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-18-the-remainders--49954499https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12755988Fri, 08 Sep 2017 17:47:24 +0000Keys BartenderWe speak to our friends who are still in the Keys and evacuating.3188truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/driving-up-to-lakeland-for-evacuation--49946117https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12750006Thu, 07 Sep 2017 21:47:37 +0000Keys Bartender494falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-evacuated-and-make-or-way-to-central-florida--12748951https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12748951Thu, 07 Sep 2017 19:00:47 +0000Keys Bartender1168hurricaneirmafalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/evacuation-order--12738716https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12738716Wed, 06 Sep 2017 15:19:19 +0000Keys Bartender301falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/water-for-irma--12737160https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12737160Wed, 06 Sep 2017 11:06:29 +0000Keys Bartender211falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-17-hurricane-irma-prep--49954467https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12733387Tue, 05 Sep 2017 22:19:20 +0000Keys BartenderJim, Billy, and Luke discuss the tactical and strategic planning for the Hurricane and how Luke is out of weed.3033truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-16-hurricane-irma--49946148https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12733375Tue, 05 Sep 2017 22:15:51 +0000Keys BartenderWe discuss with our guest Peter, Tony, Diana, and Luke Glenn our planning how to deal with Hurricane Irma.2787truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/irma-live-from-the-catch-key-largo--12732548https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12732548Tue, 05 Sep 2017 19:54:05 +0000Keys Bartender67falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-longest-last-call-hurricane-charlie--12723879https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12723879Mon, 04 Sep 2017 16:33:26 +0000Keys BartenderLong time Keys resident Jerry Scott tells a story taking place in during Hurricane Charlie.199cocktails,evacuation,hurricane,irmafalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-15-yes-you-are-creepy--49946134https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12691166Wed, 30 Aug 2017 21:38:06 +0000Keys BartenderWe cover all the characteristics of a creep. Cheryl and Jen chime in on their creepers, Jim gives a creep list and an urban dictionary creep vocabulary quiz to Bill.2594truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-14-first-dates--49954502https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12638684Wed, 23 Aug 2017 22:08:22 +0000Keys BartenderFirst date advice from the Keys Bartender brought to you by Bacardi.2670truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-13-tin-foil-hats--49954503https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12590370Wed, 16 Aug 2017 22:02:33 +0000Keys BartenderWe discuss eccentric individuals that we come in contact with,2900truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-12-foreign-visitors--49954483https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12546679Thu, 10 Aug 2017 16:57:23 +0000Keys BartenderWe describe our interactions with foreigners. Views are more about pleasant interactions. We offer 2 wines to our guests to sample and then go on to give pre-emptive spoiler alerts.2722truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/welsh-visitors-speaking-welsh-and-i-guess-some-english--12525235https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12525235Tue, 08 Aug 2017 02:37:57 +0000Keys BartenderHaving a pissup with some friends.586floridakeys,keylargo,pissup,wales,welshfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/poznajcie-jima--49946127https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12515749Sun, 06 Aug 2017 16:34:49 +0000Keys BartenderOnly funny if you understand Polish and not a bit of English.Zabawne jest tylko wtedy jezeli rozumiecie jezyk Polski i tylko troszke angielski.309falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-11-weight-gain-2--49954470https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12490858Wed, 02 Aug 2017 20:49:10 +0000Keys BartenderSorry for interruption when the WiFi drops we have to do a reset. We talk about Tanteo Tequila and how we can handle the Lion Fish infestation. Get to know Ellie and Chris Indulge Agency.2801truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-weight-gain-pt1--49939889https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12490753Wed, 02 Aug 2017 20:32:55 +0000Keys BartenderWe cover the cruise and talk about Tanteo Tequila933falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cruise-cast-1-there-s-got-to-be-a-morning-after--49946137https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12422362Wed, 02 Aug 2017 17:33:52 +0000Keys BartenderA description of the events from the 1st full day aboard. I get to judge a bartending contest.1799falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/going-ashore--49954466https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12431762Tue, 25 Jul 2017 15:50:38 +0000Keys Bartender384falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/on-the-bebe-beach-resort-st-maarten--49945653https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12431747Tue, 25 Jul 2017 15:49:02 +0000Keys Bartender684falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/there-s-got-to-be-a-morning-after--49954500https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12420501Mon, 24 Jul 2017 10:21:32 +0000Keys BartenderAfter first day at Sea.1859falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/first-night-wrap-up-cruise-cast-2017--49954497https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12412499Sun, 23 Jul 2017 02:25:30 +0000Keys Bartender582falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/safety-drill-cruise-cast--49954475https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12410812Sat, 22 Jul 2017 19:12:30 +0000Keys Bartender909falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/boarding-the-carnival-splendor--49946118https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12410226Sat, 22 Jul 2017 16:59:53 +0000Keys Bartender345falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-the-real-nitwit-walks-into-an-interview--49954491https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12395884Thu, 20 Jul 2017 16:33:02 +0000Keys BartenderThis do-over show ended up being the turning point. Natalie Barefoot's previous guest appearance was a disaster due to Jim's inexperience with audio. Natalie Barefoot is an accomplished attorney who is the Executive Director for CET Law, an...2843truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/home-after-review-of-bastille-day-6--12359856https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12359856Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:02:27 +0000Keys Bartender522falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/game-day-bastille-games-at-the-catch--12359875https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12359875Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:02:08 +0000Keys Bartender1949falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/opening-the-bar--12359915https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12359915Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:01:55 +0000Keys Bartender1100falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mobile-short-1-cocktail-party-conversations--12359917https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12359917Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:01:41 +0000Keys Bartender1033falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mobile-short-2-live-with-lee-sharp-at-skippers--12359920https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12359920Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:01:25 +0000Keys Bartender287falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/4th-of-july-in-key-largo-part-2--12359923https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12359923Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:00:53 +0000Keys Bartender324falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/4th-july-in-key-largo--12359925https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12359925Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:00:20 +0000Keys Bartender2234falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9-what-does-it-take-to-get-a-drink-part-2--49939891https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12339187Wed, 12 Jul 2017 20:47:59 +0000Keys BartenderSecond half we are speaking to John Deloach Bartender/Sous Chef. Answering the age old question is life a teadmill or an eliptical.1344truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9-what-does-it-take-to-get-a-drink-part1--49946122https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12339063Wed, 12 Jul 2017 20:28:39 +0000Keys BartenderIn the first half John and I discuss how not to obnoxious about getting prompt service then we are abruptly cut off by our Internet service. A coincidence I ask!580truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-8-so-you-want-off-arbor-day--49939883https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12289866Wed, 05 Jul 2017 20:29:26 +0000Keys BartenderWe discuss working on Holidays , lofty wine descriptions, and my not so nice thank you notes. Please follow Keys Bartender on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr3436truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pilot-episode-1-blue-cheese-olives-1--49954469https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11661226Sun, 02 Jul 2017 15:49:44 +0000Keys BartenderPilot episode #1 Connor and are trying to get our act together. Garnishes and Keys Life discussed Connor tries to introduce book learning and Jim resists.2171falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-7-tipping-not-a-city-in-china--49954486https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12236929Wed, 28 Jun 2017 20:30:05 +0000Keys BartenderWe discuss the development of the tipping culture in the Hospitality Industry. We yuck it up later on with 2 younger servers. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr.3119truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-6-misrepresentations--49954481https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12178236Wed, 21 Jun 2017 20:29:23 +0000Keys BartenderDiscussion about the phenoma of the big party split checks. Some interesting translations of Chinese jokes and we end with misrepresentation in advertising , relationships, dating sites etc. Please follow us on Facebook. Twitter, and Tumblr.3133truefull