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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Balls Radio</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/balls-radio_1</link><description><![CDATA[Balls Radio is like talk radio, but for thinking people. Now a short regular occurrence, Phil Dobbie offers his opinions on what's happening, in the UK and overseas: politics, social policy, economics, science, religion. Yes, it's another, slightly overweight middle-aged white man telling the world how it should be. But there's nothing alt-right about Balls Radio. And we try and have fun along the way.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/2220373/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>News</category><copyright>Copyright Phil Dobbie</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg</url><title>Balls Radio</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/balls-radio_1</link></image><lastBuildDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2023 09:17:17 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Phil Dobbie</itunes:name><itunes:email>phil@loudmouthcomms.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Balls Radio is like talk radio, but for thinking people. Now a short regular occurrence, Phil Dobbie offers his opinions on what's happening, in the UK and overseas: politics, social policy, economics, science, religion. Yes, it's another, slightly...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Balls Radio is like talk radio, but for thinking people. Now a short regular occurrence, Phil Dobbie offers his opinions on what's happening, in the UK and overseas: politics, social policy, economics, science, religion. Yes, it's another, slightly overweight middle-aged white man telling the world how it should be. But there's nothing alt-right about Balls Radio. And we try and have fun along the way.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="News"/><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>Maybe we can cure Trump, but can we cure hate?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/201004ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[A poignant message for today, as Donald Trump fights COVID-19 like nobody has ever fought before, is there a vaccine for the much bigger virus contaminated the world – the preponderance of hate? A sermon delivered by the Rev Phil Dobbie.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41288838</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2020 08:54:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41288838/201004ballsradio.mp3" length="2749483" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A poignant message for today, as Donald Trump fights COVID-19 like nobody has ever fought before, is there a vaccine for the much bigger virus contaminated the world – the preponderance of hate? A sermon delivered by the Rev Phil Dobbie.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A poignant message for today, as Donald Trump fights COVID-19 like nobody has ever fought before, is there a vaccine for the much bigger virus contaminated the world – the preponderance of hate? A sermon delivered by the Rev Phil Dobbie.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>226</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Beware Boris’ COVID Marshall Army</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200910ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[New enforceable laws will be introduced to ensure no more than six people gather together at any one time. Marshalls will be there to enforce the discipline, with fines and public floggings. For Balls Radio six people is a positive ratings result, but, as Phil Dobbie explains (to himself) it’s not the audience size that matters, it’s the cathartic impact of saying stuff that his family doesn’t want to listen to. Today the incoherent ramblings form a semi-plausible argument that everything Boris is doing is preparing Britain for war with Germany  – just to make Churchill proud. Wars are much easier than negotiations because you don’t care what the other side thinks. Much more Johnson’s style.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40811829</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2020 08:20:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40811829/200910ballsradio.mp3" length="13573719" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>New enforceable laws will be introduced to ensure no more than six people gather together at any one time. Marshalls will be there to enforce the discipline, with fines and public floggings. For Balls Radio six people is a positive ratings result,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[New enforceable laws will be introduced to ensure no more than six people gather together at any one time. Marshalls will be there to enforce the discipline, with fines and public floggings. For Balls Radio six people is a positive ratings result, but, as Phil Dobbie explains (to himself) it’s not the audience size that matters, it’s the cathartic impact of saying stuff that his family doesn’t want to listen to. Today the incoherent ramblings form a semi-plausible argument that everything Boris is doing is preparing Britain for war with Germany  – just to make Churchill proud. Wars are much easier than negotiations because you don’t care what the other side thinks. Much more Johnson’s style.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>967</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Corona virus is popular again</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200908ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[COVID-19 is making a comeback. In this edition of Balls Radio Phil Dobbie says its becoming increasingly popular with young people, who enjoy it so much they pass it on to their friends. Also, two new games you might like to try, Brexit is close to reaching its inevitable end and the Pope has a word on those who gossip. So stop it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40766982</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2020 08:37:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40766982/200908ballsradio.mp3" length="6275605" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>COVID-19 is making a comeback. In this edition of Balls Radio Phil Dobbie says its becoming increasingly popular with young people, who enjoy it so much they pass it on to their friends. Also, two new games you might like to try, Brexit is close to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[COVID-19 is making a comeback. In this edition of Balls Radio Phil Dobbie says its becoming increasingly popular with young people, who enjoy it so much they pass it on to their friends. Also, two new games you might like to try, Brexit is close to reaching its inevitable end and the Pope has a word on those who gossip. So stop it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>522</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Staying alive with the help of toenails</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200906ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[We’re all emerging from lockdowns unsure of what’s real any more. In which alternate reality do we find Tony Abbott as a trade envoy for the UK? Can Harry and Meghan escape the limelight with a $100 million dollar deal on Netflix – it sounds like it judging by the description of what they’re working on. And do we really need to let people die to save the economy, or could we just create a new economy from scratch using toenails as legal tender? Important points, all worth ten minutes of your not very busy day.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40732680</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2020 16:45:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40732680/200906ballsradio.mp3" length="10470701" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re all emerging from lockdowns unsure of what’s real any more. In which alternate reality do we find Tony Abbott as a trade envoy for the UK? Can Harry and Meghan escape the limelight with a $100 million dollar deal on Netflix – it sounds like it...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re all emerging from lockdowns unsure of what’s real any more. In which alternate reality do we find Tony Abbott as a trade envoy for the UK? Can Harry and Meghan escape the limelight with a $100 million dollar deal on Netflix – it sounds like it judging by the description of what they’re working on. And do we really need to let people die to save the economy, or could we just create a new economy from scratch using toenails as legal tender? Important points, all worth ten minutes of your not very busy day.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>873</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>reality,toenails,zombies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You’ve had your fun, now get back to work</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200504ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[Later this week Boris Johnson will outline plans to being lifting the lockdown. Other parts of the world are doing the same. Protestors with guns are out in many parts of the US demanding it. We need to get the economy back on track.  Today on Balls Radio, Phil Dobbie asks the question, how many people are we happy to see die for the good of the economy? If 50 thousand an acceptable number? And can we really start an exist strategy when we don’t have all the numbers we need – like, what’s the infection rate? But, if you listen to David Icke, it’s all a big conspiracy theory – there is no COVID-19. Perhaps it’s hiding the fact that we’re being eaten by underground dwelling reptiles.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26689160</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2020 11:44:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26689160/200504ballsradio.mp3" length="12517228" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Later this week Boris Johnson will outline plans to being lifting the lockdown. Other parts of the world are doing the same. Protestors with guns are out in many parts of the US demanding it. We need to get the economy back on track.  Today on Balls...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Later this week Boris Johnson will outline plans to being lifting the lockdown. Other parts of the world are doing the same. Protestors with guns are out in many parts of the US demanding it. We need to get the economy back on track.  Today on Balls Radio, Phil Dobbie asks the question, how many people are we happy to see die for the good of the economy? If 50 thousand an acceptable number? And can we really start an exist strategy when we don’t have all the numbers we need – like, what’s the infection rate? But, if you listen to David Icke, it’s all a big conspiracy theory – there is no COVID-19. Perhaps it’s hiding the fact that we’re being eaten by underground dwelling reptiles.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1044</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Self-employed go hungry whilst Rishi overthinks it</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200325ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[Over five million self-employed people will be struggling right now, as work dries up and incomes disappear. Chancellor Rishi Sunak found it easy to promise 80% of the income of furloughed workers, but struggles with how to compensate self-employed workers who suddenly find themselves without an income. On Balls Radio Phil Dobbie suggests the answer is simple. In fact, it’s so simple even Donald Trump gets it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24285873</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2020 10:09:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24285873/200325ballsradio.mp3" length="10360241" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Over five million self-employed people will be struggling right now, as work dries up and incomes disappear. Chancellor Rishi Sunak found it easy to promise 80% of the income of furloughed workers, but struggles with how to compensate self-employed...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Over five million self-employed people will be struggling right now, as work dries up and incomes disappear. Chancellor Rishi Sunak found it easy to promise 80% of the income of furloughed workers, but struggles with how to compensate self-employed workers who suddenly find themselves without an income. On Balls Radio Phil Dobbie suggests the answer is simple. In fact, it’s so simple even Donald Trump gets it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>738</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Chinese Virus is Bad News For Trump</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200323ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[The US President is repeatedly referring to COIV19 as the Chinese virus, in the hope that he can deflect the blame from the slow response he is making to the pandemic. On Balls Radio today we look at the numbers that suggest the US is seeing infections growing faster than Italy, and it’ll become clearer over the next few days. Meanwhile, Australia is doing better than most, but also wins the prize for being the most blasé. She’ll be right mate.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24191134</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2020 02:01:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24191134/200323ballsradio.mp3" length="6907930" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The US President is repeatedly referring to COIV19 as the Chinese virus, in the hope that he can deflect the blame from the slow response he is making to the pandemic. On Balls Radio today we look at the numbers that suggest the US is seeing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The US President is repeatedly referring to COIV19 as the Chinese virus, in the hope that he can deflect the blame from the slow response he is making to the pandemic. On Balls Radio today we look at the numbers that suggest the US is seeing infections growing faster than Italy, and it’ll become clearer over the next few days. Meanwhile, Australia is doing better than most, but also wins the prize for being the most blasé. She’ll be right mate.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>491</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Buybacks, paybacks – the economic answer to the crisis</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200320morningcall</link><description><![CDATA[The Sun this week asked why Richard Branson isn’t offering to sell his island retreat to pay the wages of Virgin Atlantic staff. Phil Dobbie suggests that’s a moronic question, and the real criminals in this financial crisis are the companies who bought back shares to inflate executive salaries, rather than keep cash on hand to cope with emergencies such as this. One guilty party here is Delta Airlines, which owns 49% of Virgin Atlantic, way more than Richard Branson. On Balls Radio we suggest how to save airlines whilst penalising those who benefited from share buybacks. Plus, the simple way for governments to make stimulus payments to those who need it, whilst encouraging companies to keep people in work.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24089695</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2020 10:10:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24089695/200320ballsradio.mp3" length="14685591" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Sun this week asked why Richard Branson isn’t offering to sell his island retreat to pay the wages of Virgin Atlantic staff. Phil Dobbie suggests that’s a moronic question, and the real criminals in this financial crisis are the companies who...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Sun this week asked why Richard Branson isn’t offering to sell his island retreat to pay the wages of Virgin Atlantic staff. Phil Dobbie suggests that’s a moronic question, and the real criminals in this financial crisis are the companies who bought back shares to inflate executive salaries, rather than keep cash on hand to cope with emergencies such as this. One guilty party here is Delta Airlines, which owns 49% of Virgin Atlantic, way more than Richard Branson. On Balls Radio we suggest how to save airlines whilst penalising those who benefited from share buybacks. Plus, the simple way for governments to make stimulus payments to those who need it, whilst encouraging companies to keep people in work.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1221</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Herd but not seen</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200317ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[The UK is pushing ahead with plans for herd immunity, even as other countries push ahead with isolation plans. Could the UK, ironically, be the only country left with freedom of movement, after having voted to get rid of it in the Brexit referendum? Plus, the Big Brother household that’s in blissful ignorance, and Katie Hopkins forced to go to Australian media for publicity.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23975541</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2020 12:08:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23975541/200317ballsradio.mp3" length="11413702" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The UK is pushing ahead with plans for herd immunity, even as other countries push ahead with isolation plans. Could the UK, ironically, be the only country left with freedom of movement, after having voted to get rid of it in the Brexit referendum?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The UK is pushing ahead with plans for herd immunity, even as other countries push ahead with isolation plans. Could the UK, ironically, be the only country left with freedom of movement, after having voted to get rid of it in the Brexit referendum? Plus, the Big Brother household that’s in blissful ignorance, and Katie Hopkins forced to go to Australian media for publicity.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>950</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Washing our hands of it all</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200310ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[Whilst Italy is in total lockdown, the UK Prime Minister is telling people to wash their hands more often, an Australian politician reckons it’s all a conspiracy by the Chinese and the US President wants to keep people on a cruise ship so they can die without upsetting his statistics. Phil Dobbie looks at the various ways nations are coming to terms with the Corona virus.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23706545</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2020 09:29:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23706545/200310ballsradio.mp3" length="10163271" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Whilst Italy is in total lockdown, the UK Prime Minister is telling people to wash their hands more often, an Australian politician reckons it’s all a conspiracy by the Chinese and the US President wants to keep people on a cruise ship so they can die...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Whilst Italy is in total lockdown, the UK Prime Minister is telling people to wash their hands more often, an Australian politician reckons it’s all a conspiracy by the Chinese and the US President wants to keep people on a cruise ship so they can die without upsetting his statistics. Phil Dobbie looks at the various ways nations are coming to terms with the Corona virus.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>846</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>From Wuhan with Love</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200305ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[For many the most marked impact of the Corona Virus is that they will have to wait till November to see the new James Bond movie. Apparently the marketing team didn’t want people dying from watching a movie called No Time to Die. By then though, if the infection rate continues, millions could have died. We’ll certainly be out of toilet rolls. Yet people are still making the argument that the mitigation measures are an over reaction and the flu is more deadly. So far. Plus, why Phil Dobbie is thinking of becoming a right winger.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23497450</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2020 09:22:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23497450/200305ballsradio.mp3" length="8754591" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>For many the most marked impact of the Corona Virus is that they will have to wait till November to see the new James Bond movie. Apparently the marketing team didn’t want people dying from watching a movie called No Time to Die. By then though, if...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[For many the most marked impact of the Corona Virus is that they will have to wait till November to see the new James Bond movie. Apparently the marketing team didn’t want people dying from watching a movie called No Time to Die. By then though, if the infection rate continues, millions could have died. We’ll certainly be out of toilet rolls. Yet people are still making the argument that the mitigation measures are an over reaction and the flu is more deadly. So far. Plus, why Phil Dobbie is thinking of becoming a right winger.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>728</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>WHO declares another case of Johnson impregnation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200302aballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[The World Health organisation has confirmed another case of coming down with a Johnson induced pregnancy, bringing the known total to six although there are fears unreported cases could mean the actual figure is much higher. In today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie asks whether the new baby will pass the country’s stringent immigration tests. Will it be born with a PhD, for example? Plus, the latest on the Corona virus, the Tom Tom traffic index and Dr Seuss’s birthday. But he’s dead now.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23382814</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2020 08:45:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23382814/200302aballsradio.mp3" length="8212712" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The World Health organisation has confirmed another case of coming down with a Johnson induced pregnancy, bringing the known total to six although there are fears unreported cases could mean the actual figure is much higher. In today’s Balls Radio...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The World Health organisation has confirmed another case of coming down with a Johnson induced pregnancy, bringing the known total to six although there are fears unreported cases could mean the actual figure is much higher. In today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie asks whether the new baby will pass the country’s stringent immigration tests. Will it be born with a PhD, for example? Plus, the latest on the Corona virus, the Tom Tom traffic index and Dr Seuss’s birthday. But he’s dead now.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>683</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dredging up the good old days</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200226ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[Donald Trump this week suggested he would rather watch Gone with the Wind than an Oscar wining movie made overseas. Remember the good old days. BBC’s Question Time featured a rant (unchallenged) from a woman who claims our hospitals are flooded with non-English speaking health tourists getting services for free and the solution is to stop all migration. Then there’s our new old passports. Thank goodness we’re going back to the olden days when white people watched old movies and were shielded from the rest of the world. Not to mention the dredging ….]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23198415</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2020 06:03:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23198415/200226ballsradio.mp3" length="10855372" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Donald Trump this week suggested he would rather watch Gone with the Wind than an Oscar wining movie made overseas. Remember the good old days. BBC’s Question Time featured a rant (unchallenged) from a woman who claims our hospitals are flooded with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Donald Trump this week suggested he would rather watch Gone with the Wind than an Oscar wining movie made overseas. Remember the good old days. BBC’s Question Time featured a rant (unchallenged) from a woman who claims our hospitals are flooded with non-English speaking health tourists getting services for free and the solution is to stop all migration. Then there’s our new old passports. Thank goodness we’re going back to the olden days when white people watched old movies and were shielded from the rest of the world. Not to mention the dredging ….]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>903</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Boris’ Honeymoon Could Soon Be Over</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200217morningcall</link><description><![CDATA[Destroying the BBC, an unworkable migration strategy, crazy bridge talk – could the Boris bounce be over soon? Phil Dobbie suggests that going hard on the national broadcaster could come back to bite him and the idea of a £23,000 minimum income for EU migrants surely means the benefit of Brexit is that Brits get to do all the low paid jobs themselves. Is this what people really voted for?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22868327</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2020 09:41:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22868327/200217ballsradio.mp3" length="10017298" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Destroying the BBC, an unworkable migration strategy, crazy bridge talk – could the Boris bounce be over soon? 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Is this what people really voted for?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>834</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Reshuffle and go home</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200213ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[Boris Johnson will send some of his cabinet back to where they came from, maybe because Dominic Cummings doesn’t like that. The same thing applies to criminals born overseas who have spent more than a year in a UK prison. The reasoning is, sending them back makes Britain’s streets safer. In today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie asks if that means are streets are unsafe with all the released criminals who weren’t born overseas. Plus the latest on the Corona virus, EU visa rules and China’s digital currency.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22725010</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Feb 2020 10:22:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22725010/200213ballsradio.mp3" length="21702999" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Boris Johnson will send some of his cabinet back to where they came from, maybe because Dominic Cummings doesn’t like that. The same thing applies to criminals born overseas who have spent more than a year in a UK prison. The reasoning is, sending...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Boris Johnson will send some of his cabinet back to where they came from, maybe because Dominic Cummings doesn’t like that. The same thing applies to criminals born overseas who have spent more than a year in a UK prison. The reasoning is, sending them back makes Britain’s streets safer. In today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie asks if that means are streets are unsafe with all the released criminals who weren’t born overseas. Plus the latest on the Corona virus, EU visa rules and China’s digital currency.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1809</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The rise of right-wing socialism</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200212ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[Donald Trump and Boris Johnson have one thing in common – besides their hair style and fashion sense. They both like to spend big with government money. None of the fiscal conservatism that has been the hallmark of the parties they purport to represent. No bad thing necessarily, except Boris seems to be appealing to a broader demographic than Trump. So why isn’t Trump also offering spending programmes that benefit all, not just the rich. Phil Dobbie puts that question to Richard Kazimer.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22688698</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2020 10:42:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22688698/200212ballsradio.mp3" length="15568489" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Donald Trump and Boris Johnson have one thing in common – besides their hair style and fashion sense. They both like to spend big with government money. None of the fiscal conservatism that has been the hallmark of the parties they purport to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Donald Trump and Boris Johnson have one thing in common – besides their hair style and fashion sense. They both like to spend big with government money. None of the fiscal conservatism that has been the hallmark of the parties they purport to represent. No bad thing necessarily, except Boris seems to be appealing to a broader demographic than Trump. So why isn’t Trump also offering spending programmes that benefit all, not just the rich. Phil Dobbie puts that question to Richard Kazimer.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1297</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Have you got problems with wind?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls200210</link><description><![CDATA[The entire UK nation has had a wind problem. Is it diet related? Lon today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie puts Storm Ciara in perspective. We also present tangible evidence that we have at least one listener, and we look back at the olden days, when people used to think about things.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22612429</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Feb 2020 10:33:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22612429/balls200210.mp3" length="8290911" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The entire UK nation has had a wind problem. Is it diet related? Lon today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie puts Storm Ciara in perspective. We also present tangible evidence that we have at least one listener, and we look back at the olden days, when people...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The entire UK nation has had a wind problem. Is it diet related? Lon today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie puts Storm Ciara in perspective. We also present tangible evidence that we have at least one listener, and we look back at the olden days, when people used to think about things.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>690</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Limbaugh – freedom for all (whites and entitled)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200205morningcall</link><description><![CDATA[Steve Keen joins Phil Dobbie on today’s Balls Radio to discuss Donald Trump’s State of the Union address yesterday, plus the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which has gone to radio hatemonger Rush Limbaugh. Seriously! Plus, the end of the BBC and a celebration of the birthday of the Readers Digest and the ten most beautiful words in the English language.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22444140</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2020 14:35:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22444140/balls200205.mp3" length="15572695" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Steve Keen joins Phil Dobbie on today’s Balls Radio to discuss Donald Trump’s State of the Union address yesterday, plus the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which has gone to radio hatemonger Rush Limbaugh. Seriously! Plus, the end of the BBC and a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Steve Keen joins Phil Dobbie on today’s Balls Radio to discuss Donald Trump’s State of the Union address yesterday, plus the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which has gone to radio hatemonger Rush Limbaugh. Seriously! Plus, the end of the BBC and a celebration of the birthday of the Readers Digest and the ten most beautiful words in the English language.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1297</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Canada Plus What?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200302ballsradio</link><description><![CDATA[At last Britain is free and ready to discover its place in the world. The war is over, as Nigel Farage declared, without him getting his suit dirty (except the occasional milkshake). As Phil Dobbie discusses on today’s Balls Radio, the UK and the EU will state their negotiating position on the future trading relationship. Boris Johnson is hoping for something similar to Canada – but how good will that be, really? Balls Radio examines what the EU Canada trade deal looks like. And is Dominque Raab right to suggest it’ll mean there’s no need for customs checks into and out of the UK?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22362006</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Feb 2020 09:20:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22362006/200302ballsradio.mp3" length="9042998" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>At last Britain is free and ready to discover its place in the world. The war is over, as Nigel Farage declared, without him getting his suit dirty (except the occasional milkshake). As Phil Dobbie discusses on today’s Balls Radio, the UK and the EU...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[At last Britain is free and ready to discover its place in the world. The war is over, as Nigel Farage declared, without him getting his suit dirty (except the occasional milkshake). As Phil Dobbie discusses on today’s Balls Radio, the UK and the EU will state their negotiating position on the future trading relationship. Boris Johnson is hoping for something similar to Canada – but how good will that be, really? Balls Radio examines what the EU Canada trade deal looks like. And is Dominque Raab right to suggest it’ll mean there’s no need for customs checks into and out of the UK?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>752</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Farage's Pathetic Brexit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls200131</link><description><![CDATA[There was no more pathetic sight than seeing Nigel Farage and his band of merry Brexiteers waving their tiny Union Jacks on his last day at the European parliament. In the end his microphone was cut off, and out they shrugged, never to return. On today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie talks out our pathetic Brexit and quotes from Martin Fletcher in today’s New Statesman who says this is a day of profound national shame. Plus, some facts and figures on the Coronavirus and the Australian bushfires.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22264072</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 09:48:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22264072/balls200131.mp3" length="7821866" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There was no more pathetic sight than seeing Nigel Farage and his band of merry Brexiteers waving their tiny Union Jacks on his last day at the European parliament. In the end his microphone was cut off, and out they shrugged, never to return. On...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There was no more pathetic sight than seeing Nigel Farage and his band of merry Brexiteers waving their tiny Union Jacks on his last day at the European parliament. In the end his microphone was cut off, and out they shrugged, never to return. On today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie talks out our pathetic Brexit and quotes from Martin Fletcher in today’s New Statesman who says this is a day of profound national shame. Plus, some facts and figures on the Coronavirus and the Australian bushfires.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>649</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Corona is not the Zombie Apocalypse.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls200130</link><description><![CDATA[The Corona Virus is largely contained in China with an antidote just around the corner, or it’s the start of the Zombie Apocalypse. Today Balls Radio suggests the reality is somewhere in between. More people are likely to die I the UK if legislation is passed allowing motorised scooters. Richard Kazimer joins Phil Dobbie to pursue his favourite pastime of denigrating Donald Trump, this time focusing on his claim to be the saviour of the blue collar worker, during his speech at Davos last week.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22211295</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2020 07:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22211295/balls200130.mp3" length="15530783" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Corona Virus is largely contained in China with an antidote just around the corner, or it’s the start of the Zombie Apocalypse. Today Balls Radio suggests the reality is somewhere in between. More people are likely to die I the UK if legislation...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Corona Virus is largely contained in China with an antidote just around the corner, or it’s the start of the Zombie Apocalypse. Today Balls Radio suggests the reality is somewhere in between. More people are likely to die I the UK if legislation is passed allowing motorised scooters. Richard Kazimer joins Phil Dobbie to pursue his favourite pastime of denigrating Donald Trump, this time focusing on his claim to be the saviour of the blue collar worker, during his speech at Davos last week.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1107</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A properly punctuated Brexit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/200129morningcall</link><description><![CDATA[Two great controversies have emerged this week. First that whole thing about Huawei. The UK has defied President Trump’s demands to have nothing to do with them, yet still hopes for a good trade deal after Brexit. What was the UK government thinking? Then there’s the punctuation on the new Brexit 50 pence coin – let’s call it a Bretcoin. It’s missing a comma, apparently. Who proofreads this stuff?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22187882</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2020 09:17:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22187882/balls200129.mp3" length="8133923" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Two great controversies have emerged this week. First that whole thing about Huawei. The UK has defied President Trump’s demands to have nothing to do with them, yet still hopes for a good trade deal after Brexit. What was the UK government thinking?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Two great controversies have emerged this week. First that whole thing about Huawei. The UK has defied President Trump’s demands to have nothing to do with them, yet still hopes for a good trade deal after Brexit. What was the UK government thinking? Then there’s the punctuation on the new Brexit 50 pence coin – let’s call it a Bretcoin. It’s missing a comma, apparently. Who proofreads this stuff?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>579</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Freedom for Fleetwood</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls200128</link><description><![CDATA[Balls Radio is back! Today Phil Dobbie discusses the jingoism around Brexit day this Friday and hoiw the basic stumbling block of Brexit – the border – remains unsolved. Who do we believe o the need for border checks across the Irish Sea – the EU or BoJo? We’ll find out by the weekend. Plus, the government pledges to reopen a railway line to Fleetwood. Is that instead of the HS2?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22154341</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2020 11:33:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22154341/balls200128.mp3" length="7054804" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Balls Radio is back! Today Phil Dobbie discusses the jingoism around Brexit day this Friday and hoiw the basic stumbling block of Brexit – the border – remains unsolved. Who do we believe o the need for border checks across the Irish Sea – the EU or...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Balls Radio is back! Today Phil Dobbie discusses the jingoism around Brexit day this Friday and hoiw the basic stumbling block of Brexit – the border – remains unsolved. Who do we believe o the need for border checks across the Irish Sea – the EU or BoJo? We’ll find out by the weekend. Plus, the government pledges to reopen a railway line to Fleetwood. Is that instead of the HS2?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>586</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Parliament of the Damned</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190728</link><description><![CDATA[In the 1960s movie Village of the Damned all the women of an English village simultaneously gave birth to identical blonde children, bent on taking over the world. Today, two blondes, Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, have similar ambitions, with a similar dishevelled appearance. Now Boris is stacking his new, uber-right cabinet, with blondes too. Obviously, we can’t count Sajid Javid because he doesn’t have any hair at all. On Balls Radio Phil Dobbie draws the parallel between Village of the Damned and the nightmare government leading us to a Halloween Brexit.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18658825</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Jul 2019 07:21:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18658825/balls190728.mp3" length="12074562" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In the 1960s movie Village of the Damned all the women of an English village simultaneously gave birth to identical blonde children, bent on taking over the world. Today, two blondes, Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, have similar ambitions, with a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the 1960s movie Village of the Damned all the women of an English village simultaneously gave birth to identical blonde children, bent on taking over the world. Today, two blondes, Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, have similar ambitions, with a similar dishevelled appearance. Now Boris is stacking his new, uber-right cabinet, with blondes too. Obviously, we can’t count Sajid Javid because he doesn’t have any hair at all. On Balls Radio Phil Dobbie draws the parallel between Village of the Damned and the nightmare government leading us to a Halloween Brexit.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>862</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Will Rory Stewart save the Tory party?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190612</link><description><![CDATA[Rory Stewart is standing out as a Tory moderate which is possibly a but unfashionable these days. But he seems to have caught the attention of the centre ground. Could he be the surprise outsider who becomes the next Prime Minister. Or will it be Boris who will tell the occasional joke, whilst systematically destroying the country? Is he the PM represented by Emma Thompson in the BBC’s Years and Years. Plus, Phil Dobbie suggests ideas for Fathers Day.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18247157</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2019 08:31:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18247157/balls190612.mp3" length="9869847" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rory Stewart is standing out as a Tory moderate which is possibly a but unfashionable these days. But he seems to have caught the attention of the centre ground. Could he be the surprise outsider who becomes the next Prime Minister. Or will it be...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rory Stewart is standing out as a Tory moderate which is possibly a but unfashionable these days. But he seems to have caught the attention of the centre ground. Could he be the surprise outsider who becomes the next Prime Minister. Or will it be Boris who will tell the occasional joke, whilst systematically destroying the country? Is he the PM represented by Emma Thompson in the BBC’s Years and Years. Plus, Phil Dobbie suggests ideas for Fathers Day.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>821</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Tory’s very ugly beauty contest</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190610</link><description><![CDATA[Tory candidates just submit their nominations for the plum job of Prime Minister today. Phil Dobbie looks at the promises of a few of them. Will Michael Gove survive past day one? What about Boris Johnson’s tax cut for the rich. Phil Dobbie also suggests a simpler tax system that does away with income tax altogether. And there are some REAL NUMBERS to address those who are downplaying the significance of a Hard Brexit. Plus, a trade deal with the US – Balls radio looks at how that worked out for Australia.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18225683</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2019 08:53:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18225683/balls190610.mp3" length="14797115" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tory candidates just submit their nominations for the plum job of Prime Minister today. Phil Dobbie looks at the promises of a few of them. Will Michael Gove survive past day one? What about Boris Johnson’s tax cut for the rich. Phil Dobbie also...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tory candidates just submit their nominations for the plum job of Prime Minister today. Phil Dobbie looks at the promises of a few of them. Will Michael Gove survive past day one? What about Boris Johnson’s tax cut for the rich. Phil Dobbie also suggests a simpler tax system that does away with income tax altogether. And there are some REAL NUMBERS to address those who are downplaying the significance of a Hard Brexit. Plus, a trade deal with the US – Balls radio looks at how that worked out for Australia.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1233</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brexit,tory</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Leave most definitely does not mean leave</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/190529morningcall</link><description><![CDATA[How many times have you heard Brexiteers claiming everyone knew what they were voting for. That leaving without a deal was always the preferred option. 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What he didn’t tell us was the survey shows only one in four people want to leave without a deal, and not even his own voters are convinced.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1247</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brexit,politics</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Go Home to Sonning, Theresa</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190524</link><description><![CDATA[On Balls Radio today Phil Dobbie suggests someone parks a Go Home van outside No. 10 – one of the vans used to tell migrants to leave. It seems only fair. So will she leave today – or will she just set out the steps to determining a timetable that can be used to prepare a plan for her eventually leaving date? The decision probably won’t rest with her – listen in to find out how you can tell when you are not wanted any more, and more about the small village in Berkshire that she will be returning to.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18061236</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2019 06:36:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18061236/balls190524.mp3" length="11311528" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On Balls Radio today Phil Dobbie suggests someone parks a Go Home van outside No. 10 – one of the vans used to tell migrants to leave. It seems only fair. So will she leave today – or will she just set out the steps to determining a timetable that can...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On Balls Radio today Phil Dobbie suggests someone parks a Go Home van outside No. 10 – one of the vans used to tell migrants to leave. It seems only fair. So will she leave today – or will she just set out the steps to determining a timetable that can be used to prepare a plan for her eventually leaving date? The decision probably won’t rest with her – listen in to find out how you can tell when you are not wanted any more, and more about the small village in Berkshire that she will be returning to.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>942</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Google bullied off Huawei phones</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190520</link><description><![CDATA[President Trump’s Project Fear over Huawei has seen Google pulling out of future Android updates for Huawei phones. A genuine security concern or just another piece of America’s growing protectionism? 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At least the people of Fleet had a choice – they could have voted for a Monster Raving Loony councillor in the form of Howling ‘Laud’ Hope. He suggests voting for ‘none of the above’ – maybe that needs to be the name for a new political party. The new third force in British politics.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17824172</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2019 10:36:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17824172/balls190503.mp3" length="8129472" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Tory party has been decimated in the local elections. Labour aren’t faring too well either. The destruction could have been worse if it wasn’t for a severe lack of choice. The real demonstration of disquiet will come from the European elections....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Tory party has been decimated in the local elections. Labour aren’t faring too well either. 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The new third force in British politics.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>677</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>2nd May – Traitors, Adultery and Carney</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190502</link><description><![CDATA[If Gavin Williamson really did leak state secrets, however inconsequential they were, shouldn’t he be tried with treason and sent to the Tower? Balls Radio also looks at the revamp of Facebook, included a new function that could see the number of extra marital affairs mushroom. Good time to be a lawyer. But if you want a job that pays well but doesn’t require you to do much, become the Governor of the Bank of England. 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But there again, the President doesn’t share intelligence with anyone.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>514</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>29th April: Brexit, Eurovision and a Climate Emergency</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190429</link><description><![CDATA[Who will be next to declare a climate emergency. Jeremy Corbyn and Nicola Sturgeon are already in there? But what will they do about it? A referendum perhaps? Plus, will a Tory and Labour annihilation put the pressure on a deal before the EU elections. And we announce the winner of the next Eurovision Song Contest. 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You heard it here first.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>512</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>26th April – Leaks, Terror and Tata</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190426</link><description><![CDATA[We can expect a cabinet resignation today over leaks from the National Security Council. Phil Dobbie suggests, like at school, the culprit should own up or the whole class gets detention. Also, the man so incompetent he even failed as a suicide bomber. And the fire at Port Talbot – were they hoping for the same reaction as the Notre Dame? We’re stil waiting for the pledges from wealthy benefactors.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17751100</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2019 08:22:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17751100/balls190426.mp3" length="7815611" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We can expect a cabinet resignation today over leaks from the National Security Council. Phil Dobbie suggests, like at school, the culprit should own up or the whole class gets detention. Also, the man so incompetent he even failed as a suicide...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We can expect a cabinet resignation today over leaks from the National Security Council. Phil Dobbie suggests, like at school, the culprit should own up or the whole class gets detention. Also, the man so incompetent he even failed as a suicide bomber. And the fire at Port Talbot – were they hoping for the same reaction as the Notre Dame? We’re stil waiting for the pledges from wealthy benefactors.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>650</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>April 25: Sainsburys, Bond and Measles</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190425</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 29th birthday of the Hubble telescope and, as Britain prepares to isolate itself, we also look at the anniversary of Robinson Crusoe. Today, Phil Dobbie also looks at the regulators block on the Sainsbury Asda merger, and asks why not? Plus, look out for the cast of the new Bond movie today and why people are not having their kids immunised. Phil gives one compelling reason for the anti-vaccine crowd to change their mind.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17741148</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2019 08:00:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17741148/balls190425.mp3" length="7936389" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the 29th birthday of the Hubble telescope and, as Britain prepares to isolate itself, we also look at the anniversary of Robinson Crusoe. Today, Phil Dobbie also looks at the regulators block on the Sainsbury Asda merger, and asks why not?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the 29th birthday of the Hubble telescope and, as Britain prepares to isolate itself, we also look at the anniversary of Robinson Crusoe. Today, Phil Dobbie also looks at the regulators block on the Sainsbury Asda merger, and asks why not? Plus, look out for the cast of the new Bond movie today and why people are not having their kids immunised. Phil gives one compelling reason for the anti-vaccine crowd to change their mind.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>661</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>April 24: Twitter, Trump and our climate</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/april-24-twitter-trump-and-our-climate</link><description><![CDATA[Twitter made record earnings in the last quarter, thanks to online advertising. But have you ever clicked on an online ad, except by accident? The Extinction Rebellion are figuring out what to do next when it comes to raising the same of urgency over climate change, just as Britain goes 90 hours without burning coal to power the national grid. And Donald Trump is coking to town, but won’t be addressing parliament. Balls Radio suggests he should be allowed in to Westminster, provided he takes Q&A. Plus, a day to remember the 1916 Easter Rebellion. Is it time to hand back that last bit of Ireland?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17730469</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2019 07:42:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17730469/balls190424.mp3" length="7908442" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Twitter made record earnings in the last quarter, thanks to online advertising. But have you ever clicked on an online ad, except by accident? The Extinction Rebellion are figuring out what to do next when it comes to raising the same of urgency over...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Twitter made record earnings in the last quarter, thanks to online advertising. But have you ever clicked on an online ad, except by accident? The Extinction Rebellion are figuring out what to do next when it comes to raising the same of urgency over climate change, just as Britain goes 90 hours without burning coal to power the national grid. And Donald Trump is coking to town, but won’t be addressing parliament. Balls Radio suggests he should be allowed in to Westminster, provided he takes Q&A. Plus, a day to remember the 1916 Easter Rebellion. Is it time to hand back that last bit of Ireland?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>659</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>April 23: Oil Spill and Return of the Trump</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190423</link><description><![CDATA[The three top stories of the day, covered quickly on the new Balls Radio:<br />President Trump is set to impose sanctions on anyone who buys oil from  Iran, no exceptions. Is he getting ready for regime change? <br />Brexit talks resume today, but the main focus of the Tory party seems to be getting rid of Theresa May. Could we really end up with Boris as PM?<br />Another Trump visit. Word has it that another trip is planned for the President to visit the UK in June. He is already coming to France, then he realised how close it is.<br />And happy birthday to the Baird.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17719590</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2019 07:37:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17719590/balls190423.mp3" length="5934653" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The three top stories of the day, covered quickly on the new Balls Radio:
President Trump is set to impose sanctions on anyone who buys oil from  Iran, no exceptions. Is he getting ready for regime change? 
Brexit talks resume today, but the main...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The three top stories of the day, covered quickly on the new Balls Radio:<br />President Trump is set to impose sanctions on anyone who buys oil from  Iran, no exceptions. Is he getting ready for regime change? <br />Brexit talks resume today, but the main focus of the Tory party seems to be getting rid of Theresa May. Could we really end up with Boris as PM?<br />Another Trump visit. Word has it that another trip is planned for the President to visit the UK in June. He is already coming to France, then he realised how close it is.<br />And happy birthday to the Baird.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>494</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hard or Stay. The only two choices.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190328</link><description><![CDATA[On today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie spreads fear that a hard Brexit could mean a sudden lack of soft toilet paper. As a confirmed Brexiteer, he argues why another referendum is the only way forward, and suggests Brexiteers should want it too. Otherwise, the future lies with Theresa May’s deal, which will inevitably lead to a very soft Brexit at the end of the transition period. And a further two years of angst in the process.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17463100</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2019 12:24:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17463100/balls190328.mp3" length="10706662" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie spreads fear that a hard Brexit could mean a sudden lack of soft toilet paper. As a confirmed Brexiteer, he argues why another referendum is the only way forward, and suggests Brexiteers should want it too....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie spreads fear that a hard Brexit could mean a sudden lack of soft toilet paper. As a confirmed Brexiteer, he argues why another referendum is the only way forward, and suggests Brexiteers should want it too. Otherwise, the future lies with Theresa May’s deal, which will inevitably lead to a very soft Brexit at the end of the transition period. And a further two years of angst in the process.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>892</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tax, frogs and rabbits</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190320</link><description><![CDATA[It’s world frog day, now officially recognised by Balls Radio. But, Phil Dobbie asks, can Toads be involved too? He also looks at tax changes this year and asks, why does Philip Hammond insist on making everything so bloody complicated. As if tax codes weren’t complicated enough next month he just adds to the confusion. Plus, can you summarise a book in a tweet?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17379323</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2019 08:40:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17379323/balls190320.mp3" length="8728647" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s world frog day, now officially recognised by Balls Radio. But, Phil Dobbie asks, can Toads be involved too? He also looks at tax changes this year and asks, why does Philip Hammond insist on making everything so bloody complicated. As if tax...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s world frog day, now officially recognised by Balls Radio. But, Phil Dobbie asks, can Toads be involved too? He also looks at tax changes this year and asks, why does Philip Hammond insist on making everything so bloody complicated. As if tax codes weren’t complicated enough next month he just adds to the confusion. Plus, can you summarise a book in a tweet?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>728</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Christchurch shooting sends a stark warning</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190315</link><description><![CDATA[We’d be shocked if mainstream media and politicians sprouted fundamentalist Islamic extremism. In Britain, a few right-wing nut jobs might be given a little media exposure, but in Australia they are given prime time TV shows. More shocking is how a Queensland politician used the atrocity as an opportunity to quote a passage from the bible to justify the actions of the shooters. How has society got so much wrong. The political process has to take part of the blame – the UK needs to avoid a voting system like Australia if we are to avoid seeing extremists like this sitting in the House.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17330244</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2019 12:13:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17330244/balls190315.mp3" length="11000036" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’d be shocked if mainstream media and politicians sprouted fundamentalist Islamic extremism. In Britain, a few right-wing nut jobs might be given a little media exposure, but in Australia they are given prime time TV shows. More shocking is how a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’d be shocked if mainstream media and politicians sprouted fundamentalist Islamic extremism. In Britain, a few right-wing nut jobs might be given a little media exposure, but in Australia they are given prime time TV shows. More shocking is how a Queensland politician used the atrocity as an opportunity to quote a passage from the bible to justify the actions of the shooters. How has society got so much wrong. The political process has to take part of the blame – the UK needs to avoid a voting system like Australia if we are to avoid seeing extremists like this sitting in the House.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>917</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>extremism</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Exorcise our right to leave</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190313</link><description><![CDATA[Is Theresa May’s voice croaky because she is tried and overworked, or is it because the Devil has taken control of her body? On today’s Balls Radio, Phil Dobbie examines the possibly work of Satan in the Brexit process. Are Brexiteers really devil worshippers set to destroy our life and turn us to the dark side. Or is Jean Claude Juncker the Devil incarnate, speaking to us in his strange, incomprehensible tongue (French)? Either way, an exorcism seems to be the only way out of Europe.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17307792</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 09:20:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17307792/balls190313.mp3" length="6444927" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is Theresa May’s voice croaky because she is tried and overworked, or is it because the Devil has taken control of her body? On today’s Balls Radio, Phil Dobbie examines the possibly work of Satan in the Brexit process. Are Brexiteers really devil...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is Theresa May’s voice croaky because she is tried and overworked, or is it because the Devil has taken control of her body? On today’s Balls Radio, Phil Dobbie examines the possibly work of Satan in the Brexit process. Are Brexiteers really devil worshippers set to destroy our life and turn us to the dark side. Or is Jean Claude Juncker the Devil incarnate, speaking to us in his strange, incomprehensible tongue (French)? Either way, an exorcism seems to be the only way out of Europe.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>536</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Brexit - let the goat decide</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190311</link><description><![CDATA[The two of Fair Haven in Vermont has voted in a goat as Mayor. At any other time it would seem ridiculous, but now, given the state of politics, perhaps they have the right idea. On today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie asks whether we should ask the goat what to do next on Brexit – we need some fresh thinking.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17286500</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2019 10:23:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17286500/balls190311.mp3" length="6660761" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The two of Fair Haven in Vermont has voted in a goat as Mayor. At any other time it would seem ridiculous, but now, given the state of politics, perhaps they have the right idea. On today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie asks whether we should ask the goat...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The two of Fair Haven in Vermont has voted in a goat as Mayor. At any other time it would seem ridiculous, but now, given the state of politics, perhaps they have the right idea. On today’s Balls Radio Phil Dobbie asks whether we should ask the goat what to do next on Brexit – we need some fresh thinking.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>553</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>No correlation between May’s brain cells and crime numbers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190307</link><description><![CDATA[Theresa May said, with a straight face, that there was no correlation between rising crime and falling police numbers. But, as Phil Dobbie discusses in today’s Balls Radio, even her Home Secretary David Javid, doesn’t believe her. Listen in to find out why the end of March will see the end of May, and the steps to a People’s Vote, whether you want one or not.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17251046</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2019 09:45:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17251046/balls190307.mp3" length="7929572" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Theresa May said, with a straight face, that there was no correlation between rising crime and falling police numbers. But, as Phil Dobbie discusses in today’s Balls Radio, even her Home Secretary David Javid, doesn’t believe her. Listen in to find...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Theresa May said, with a straight face, that there was no correlation between rising crime and falling police numbers. But, as Phil Dobbie discusses in today’s Balls Radio, even her Home Secretary David Javid, doesn’t believe her. Listen in to find out why the end of March will see the end of May, and the steps to a People’s Vote, whether you want one or not.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>659</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brexit,crime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dead celebrities and a long Brexit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/phildobbie/balls190305</link><description><![CDATA[Celebrities are dying at an alarming rate. What’s going on. Phil Dobbie investigates. Well, investigates is a big word – he talks about it. Plus, the obvious answer to Brexit that even George Galloway agrees with. And sperm, have you counted yours?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17230787</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2019 16:34:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17230787/balls190305.mp3" length="10890649" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Phil Dobbie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Celebrities are dying at an alarming rate. What’s going on. Phil Dobbie investigates. Well, investigates is a big word – he talks about it. Plus, the obvious answer to Brexit that even George Galloway agrees with. And sperm, have you counted yours?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Celebrities are dying at an alarming rate. What’s going on. Phil Dobbie investigates. Well, investigates is a big word – he talks about it. Plus, the obvious answer to Brexit that even George Galloway agrees with. And sperm, have you counted yours?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>907</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brexit,celebrities,satire</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9c700fb35e1dc027fd340df32f70659.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
