https://www.solmatesmst3k.comenTV & FilmCopyright SoL-Mateshttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ec27218c94981a49d6b77dd70051ce31.jpghttps://www.solmatesmst3k.comFri, 29 May 2026 13:43:01 +0000SoL-MatesSoL-Matessolmatespodcast@gmail.comA podcast about Love, Relationships and Mystery Science Theater 3000!trueepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/jungle-goddess-and-dealing-with-creeps--72171460Jungle Goddess.

Note - we had some sound issues on one end this time, but those should be addressed in the next episode! Thanks for your understanding.

CW: disability slur

Host segments: stock footage hallucinations; when you're deciding which thing you hate less, Jungle Goddess or "The Phantom Creeps," you're in bad shape; Dracula's wife; Pickleback; Joe has a finger on the pulse of the line of succession.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72171460Tue, 26 May 2026 16:52:20 +0000SoL-MatesEpisode 245 - in which we find we do not care for the film Jungle Goddess. Note - we had some sound issues on one end this time, but those should be addressed in the next episode! Thanks for your understanding. CW: disability slur Host segments:...Jungle Goddess.

Note - we had some sound issues on one end this time, but those should be addressed in the next episode! Thanks for your understanding.

CW: disability slur

Host segments: stock footage hallucinations; when you're deciding which thing you hate less, Jungle Goddess or "The Phantom Creeps," you're in bad shape; Dracula's wife; Pickleback; Joe has a finger on the pulse of the line of succession.]]>55813000,bela,comedy,creeps,fancast,goddess,jungle,lugosi,mst3k,mystery,phantom,riffing,rifftrax,science,theatertrue94fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/radar-secret-service-and-running-train--71975473
Host segments: designated crime guy; brought to you by Big Radar (TM); "It's my day for the button, mother!," train stories; explain Steve Bucemi!; shorts and the TikTok economy; Radio Shack roasts.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71975473Tue, 12 May 2026 13:20:27 +0000SoL-MatesWhy don't they look? Why don't they look? Host segments: designated crime guy; brought to you by Big Radar (TM); "It's my day for the button, mother!," train stories; explain Steve Bucemi!; shorts and the TikTok economy; Radio Shack roasts.
Host segments: designated crime guy; brought to you by Big Radar (TM); "It's my day for the button, mother!," train stories; explain Steve Bucemi!; shorts and the TikTok economy; Radio Shack roasts.]]>55423000,comedy,fancast,film,mst3k,mystery,radar,riffing,rifftrax,safety,science,secret,service,spy,theater,train,trainstrue93fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-lady-mobster-and-sleeping-with-fishes--71704521Lady Mobster for her birthday and we didn't hate it!

Host segments: The Lucc' is Loose Again; Bipolar Laurel; breaking down the logic of "stuck in a dryer" porn prompts; MiMi gets live-coached through the Rowsdower Cocktail Hour; if you're a mobster, don't turn and look when someone says "look!"; Laurel Targaryan; Who is this young Nick?; every podcast needs a moment where they shout out defunct regional department store chains (RIP Lamont's and Bon Marche); Code Enforcement was the thin green line.


CW: brief mention of pedophilia]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71704521Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:14:25 +0000SoL-MatesMiMi made us watch Lady Mobster for her birthday and we didn't hate it! Host segments: The Lucc' is Loose Again; Bipolar Laurel; breaking down the logic of "stuck in a dryer" porn prompts; MiMi gets live-coached through the Rowsdower Cocktail Hour;...Lady Mobster for her birthday and we didn't hate it!

Host segments: The Lucc' is Loose Again; Bipolar Laurel; breaking down the logic of "stuck in a dryer" porn prompts; MiMi gets live-coached through the Rowsdower Cocktail Hour; if you're a mobster, don't turn and look when someone says "look!"; Laurel Targaryan; Who is this young Nick?; every podcast needs a moment where they shout out defunct regional department store chains (RIP Lamont's and Bon Marche); Code Enforcement was the thin green line.


CW: brief mention of pedophilia]]>58673000,comedy,fancast,for,gangster,lady,lucci,made,mob,mobster,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,science,susan,theater,tvtrue92fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-room-and-fancy-new-sex-moves--71314656The Room. You're terrible.

Host segments: the poor person in the four-plex; Jorge is tearing us apart; sometimes red flags look like Six Flags; Jeff explains all of it to us; Denny's actually doing pretty good; double duty on Rifftrax/Live; Dark Side of the Room; the mayor is back!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71314656Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:00:03 +0000SoL-MatesOh, hai The Room. You're terrible. Host segments: the poor person in the four-plex; Jorge is tearing us apart; sometimes red flags look like Six Flags; Jeff explains all of it to us; Denny's actually doing pretty good; double duty on...The Room. You're terrible.

Host segments: the poor person in the four-plex; Jorge is tearing us apart; sometimes red flags look like Six Flags; Jeff explains all of it to us; Denny's actually doing pretty good; double duty on Rifftrax/Live; Dark Side of the Room; the mayor is back!]]>66663000,badfilm,comedy,fancast,greg,humor,live,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,room,science,sestero,the,theater,tommy,wiseautrue91fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/robot-wars-and-awful-pickup-lines--71018668
Host segments: Schroedinger's booty; we do not get the attraction; what is Drake's deal?; No, really - why is he attractive?; other reasons we hate Drake; remember Battle Bots?; bless your timeline with Tom Holland's "Umbrella" performance.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71018668Tue, 31 Mar 2026 13:05:58 +0000SoL-MatesThis man made us feel all kinds of ways - none of them good. Host segments: Schroedinger's booty; we do not get the attraction; what is Drake's deal?; No, really - why is he attractive?; other reasons we hate Drake; remember Battle Bots?; bless your...
Host segments: Schroedinger's booty; we do not get the attraction; what is Drake's deal?; No, really - why is he attractive?; other reasons we hate Drake; remember Battle Bots?; bless your timeline with Tom Holland's "Umbrella" performance.]]>49253000,band,barbara,charles,comedy,crampton,fancast,fiction,humor,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,robot,science,sci-fi,theater,warstrue833fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-the-apple-and-tasting-forbidden-fruit--70686195
Host segments: What got Joe's attention?; what's your theology, movie?; mishaps in seltzer; there's really an Apple dance now!; academic snark; Schroedinger's Muppet movie; Harry Styles for Alfie!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70686195Tue, 17 Mar 2026 23:35:45 +0000SoL-MatesWe LOVE a musical. Just not this one. Host segments: What got Joe's attention?; what's your theology, movie?; mishaps in seltzer; there's really an Apple dance now!; academic snark; Schroedinger's Muppet movie; Harry Styles for Alfie!
Host segments: What got Joe's attention?; what's your theology, movie?; mishaps in seltzer; there's really an Apple dance now!; academic snark; Schroedinger's Muppet movie; Harry Styles for Alfie!]]>60363000,adaptations,apple,bible,cheesy,globus,golan,movies,mst3k,musicals,mystery,rifftrax,science,the,theatertrue832fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-mad-monster-and-hot-beef-injections--70396575
Host segments: Devori feels this all too much; Jason is now on notice; the unique theology of The Mad Monster; living our lives one beef at a time; Alpo for Algernon; Kevin Murphy can GET IT; Dave's not here, man; this is now a Battle of Blythe Road podcast; wolf serum's street name; don't go in swamps. That's it. That's the podcast.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70396575Tue, 03 Mar 2026 14:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesBoy, oh boy - do we have some grievances for this episode. Host segments: Devori feels this all too much; Jason is now on notice; the unique theology of The Mad Monster; living our lives one beef at a time; Alpo for Algernon; Kevin Murphy can GET...
Host segments: Devori feels this all too much; Jason is now on notice; the unique theology of The Mad Monster; living our lives one beef at a time; Alpo for Algernon; Kevin Murphy can GET IT; Dave's not here, man; this is now a Battle of Blythe Road podcast; wolf serum's street name; don't go in swamps. That's it. That's the podcast.]]>52953000,comedy,commentary,fancast,fiction,film,humor,mad,monster,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,riffing,rifftrax,science,the,theatertrue831fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/incredibly-strange-creatures-and-avoiding-mix-ups--70097038
Host segments: Un-Madison my posse; the no-necked monsters hate will continue until morale improves; squaring stuff with cancel culture; ah, yes - a "musical"; WHO IS YOUR AUDIENCE, MOVIE?; excuse us while we bring up the second Armenian diaspora; we're trying to help you out, movie; work with us movie. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70097038Tue, 17 Feb 2026 20:19:20 +0000SoL-MatesIs this a classic? We forget. Host segments: Un-Madison my posse; the no-necked monsters hate will continue until morale improves; squaring stuff with cancel culture; ah, yes - a "musical"; WHO IS YOUR AUDIENCE, MOVIE?; excuse us while we bring up...
Host segments: Un-Madison my posse; the no-necked monsters hate will continue until morale improves; squaring stuff with cancel culture; ah, yes - a "musical"; WHO IS YOUR AUDIENCE, MOVIE?; excuse us while we bring up the second Armenian diaspora; we're trying to help you out, movie; work with us movie. ]]>65743000,beach,comedy,creatures,fancast,horror,incredibly,mixed,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,riffing,rifftrax,science,strange,teen,theater,up,zombiestrue830fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-human-duplicators-and-loving-your-other-self--69759213The Human Duplicators?

Host segments: MiMi wants some upgrades; Devori, once again, was not super-observant or attentive; thinking you cracked the code at the high school reunion; confusing when you use "dupe" in the correct context in the 60s; I made a shaggy a**hole!; we discuss the easiest ways to kidnap humans - take notes; Devori's Time Travel Wish; a simpler time when Lonesome Dove ruined your month. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69759213Tue, 03 Feb 2026 14:00:08 +0000SoL-MatesWhat world do we live in when we actually enjoyed The Human Duplicators? Host segments: MiMi wants some upgrades; Devori, once again, was not super-observant or attentive; thinking you cracked the code at the high school reunion; confusing when you...The Human Duplicators?

Host segments: MiMi wants some upgrades; Devori, once again, was not super-observant or attentive; thinking you cracked the code at the high school reunion; confusing when you use "dupe" in the correct context in the 60s; I made a shaggy a**hole!; we discuss the easiest ways to kidnap humans - take notes; Devori's Time Travel Wish; a simpler time when Lonesome Dove ruined your month. ]]>57323000,comedy,duplicators,fancast,human,humor,kiel,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,richard,riffing,rifftrax,science,theatertrue829fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-super-mario-bros-and-dating-out-of-your-league--69512690
Host segments: Jeff unlocks a new roleplay; flooding the basement; it's just poop; you can't think your way through Rainbow Road; apparently, Battleship is a good film; did Mojo Nixon cry and quit?; Joe's betrayal; will Pete Cambpell get to move offices?.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69512690Tue, 20 Jan 2026 14:00:08 +0000SoL-MatesTry as we could, we couldn't hop over this one successfully.  Host segments: Jeff unlocks a new roleplay; flooding the basement; it's just poop; you can't think your way through Rainbow Road; apparently, Battleship is a good film; did Mojo Nixon cry...
Host segments: Jeff unlocks a new roleplay; flooding the basement; it's just poop; you can't think your way through Rainbow Road; apparently, Battleship is a good film; did Mojo Nixon cry and quit?; Joe's betrayal; will Pete Cambpell get to move offices?.]]>60781990s,3000,brothers,comedy,fancast,game,gamers,humor,mario,mst3k,mystery,nintendo,rewatch,riffing,rifftrax,science,super,theater,videotrue828fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rt-things-and-a-canadian-threesome--69311858
Host segments: having to work at the Chicken Shack; a lesson for amateur filmmakers; we can't care more than the director does; Winterbeast is better, sadly; we've all had drunken nights like this, right?; Joe is not a fan of pranks - even George Clooney's; can Things be improved?
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69311858Tue, 06 Jan 2026 14:00:08 +0000SoL-MatesWe're starting off 2026 with Jeff being terrible. As usual. Host segments: having to work at the Chicken Shack; a lesson for amateur filmmakers; we can't care more than the director does; Winterbeast is better, sadly; we've all had drunken nights...
Host segments: having to work at the Chicken Shack; a lesson for amateur filmmakers; we can't care more than the director does; Winterbeast is better, sadly; we've all had drunken nights like this, right?; Joe is not a fan of pranks - even George Clooney's; can Things be improved?
]]>54383000,budget,canadian,comedy,dead,evil,fancast,films,horror,humor,independent,low,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,science,theater,thingstrue827fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-live-santa-claus-and-poor-toy-choices--69169252
Host segments: How is it LONGER?; trash crafts return; let's talk about racism, kids!; trying to figure out the socio-economic criticism inherent in Santa Claus and failing; who do I have to bribe to get a Djarum around here?; LSD doesn't fix everything, just most things; Benoit Blanc vs. Pitch.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69169252Tue, 23 Dec 2025 14:00:07 +0000SoL-MatesWe're revisiting an old favorite in a new format, and we, too, were surprised by the results. Trigger warning: Phil is back. CW: discussion of slurs Host segments: How is it LONGER?; trash crafts return; let's talk about racism, kids!; trying to...
Host segments: How is it LONGER?; trash crafts return; let's talk about racism, kids!; trying to figure out the socio-economic criticism inherent in Santa Claus and failing; who do I have to bribe to get a Djarum around here?; LSD doesn't fix everything, just most things; Benoit Blanc vs. Pitch.]]>59093000,claus,comedy,fancast,film,funny,holiday,live,lupita,mexico,movies,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,riffing,rifftrax,santa,science,theaterfalse826fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/christmas-movie-swap-2025--69139002Everybody's FIne, and Sabrina Carpenter's searing exploration of how horniness can impact the holidays. You might be surprised which one we enjoyed more.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69139002Fri, 19 Dec 2025 22:31:58 +0000SoL-MatesThis minisode, we're reviewing two very similar films - 2009's family drama Everybody's FIne, and Sabrina Carpenter's searing exploration of how horniness can impact the holidays. You might be surprised which one we enjoyed more.Everybody's FIne, and Sabrina Carpenter's searing exploration of how horniness can impact the holidays. You might be surprised which one we enjoyed more.]]>21253000,barrymore,carpenter,de,drew,everybodys,fancast,film,fine,holiday,mst3k,mystery,niro,rifftrax,robert,sabrina,science,special,theater,watchcasttrue8bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-unearthly-and-unexpected-glands--68959159
Host segments: Joe has a real future on OnlyCalves; Joe's sleep-smoochin'; remembering Hooligans; "the less dead;" WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A DOCTOR ON THIS PODCAST?; how does something so short feel so long?; turning this thing into the Spiderman meme.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68959159Tue, 09 Dec 2025 14:22:51 +0000SoL-MatesWe're still trying to figure out what exactly was "unearthly" here. Host segments: Joe has a real future on OnlyCalves; Joe's sleep-smoochin'; remembering Hooligans; "the less dead;" WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A DOCTOR ON THIS PODCAST?; how does something...
Host segments: Joe has a real future on OnlyCalves; Joe's sleep-smoochin'; remembering Hooligans; "the less dead;" WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A DOCTOR ON THIS PODCAST?; how does something so short feel so long?; turning this thing into the Spiderman meme.]]>52723000,comedy,fancast,fiction,johnson,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,science,the,theater,tor,unearthlytrue825fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fire-maidens-from-outer-space-and-inappropriate-chatter--68739478
Host segments: horny men are the bane of other planets now; Why monster? It's none of our business; RIP Penelope; Jeff's nipple-bud moratorium; boob blindness; when there's more science in Nude on the Moon; Joe gets real.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68739478Tue, 25 Nov 2025 14:21:58 +0000SoL-MatesThe sex-pestery in this film knows no bounds. Keep your hands to yourself, people! Host segments: horny men are the bane of other planets now; Why monster? It's none of our business; RIP Penelope; Jeff's nipple-bud moratorium; boob blindness; when...
Host segments: horny men are the bane of other planets now; Why monster? It's none of our business; RIP Penelope; Jeff's nipple-bud moratorium; boob blindness; when there's more science in Nude on the Moon; Joe gets real.]]>48063000,comedy,commentary,fancast,fire,from,humor,maidens,mst3k,mystery,outer,rewatch,riffing,science,space,theatertrue824fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-hawk-the-slayer-and-concerning-age-gaps--68502600
Host segments: Devori is the cheese, and the cheese stands alone; Hawk is not committed to the bit; Palance-ing all over the place; if not uncle, why uncle-shaped?; the illustrious role of "woman,"; Jeff needs to write down what he watches; Clockwork Orange-ed by the Swamp of Sadness; #AshIsABetterHawk; winsome nums.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68502600Tue, 11 Nov 2025 14:00:08 +0000SoL-MatesWe're celebrating someone's birthday with something they never asked for, so happy birthday to Alan Jordan, we guess?  Host segments: Devori is the cheese, and the cheese stands alone; Hawk is not committed to the bit; Palance-ing all over the place;...
Host segments: Devori is the cheese, and the cheese stands alone; Hawk is not committed to the bit; Palance-ing all over the place; if not uncle, why uncle-shaped?; the illustrious role of "woman,"; Jeff needs to write down what he watches; Clockwork Orange-ed by the Swamp of Sadness; #AshIsABetterHawk; winsome nums.]]>66623000,campaign,comedy,dnd,excalibur,fancast,fantasy,film,hawk,jack,mst3k,mystery,palance,riffing,rifftrax,science,slayer,the,theatertrue823fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-paranormal-activity-and-filming-in-the-bedroom--68302746Paranormal Activity!

Host segments: Phil won't let us leave; Gen X childhood film trauma; this is a Micah hate podcast now; the entire Paranormal Activity extended universe; Micah's one good point; we declared Katie Featherstone should be a bigger artist; even the demon thinks Katie can do better; our first theatrical horrors; crafty girls; humoring your partner is critical; babe - you're just being too sensitive.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68302746Tue, 28 Oct 2025 13:00:08 +0000SoL-MatesWe're getting mildly spooky around here with Paranormal Activity! Host segments: Phil won't let us leave; Gen X childhood film trauma; this is a Micah hate podcast now; the entire Paranormal Activity extended universe; Micah's one good point; we...Paranormal Activity!

Host segments: Phil won't let us leave; Gen X childhood film trauma; this is a Micah hate podcast now; the entire Paranormal Activity extended universe; Micah's one good point; we declared Katie Featherstone should be a bigger artist; even the demon thinks Katie can do better; our first theatrical horrors; crafty girls; humoring your partner is critical; babe - you're just being too sensitive.]]>52343000,activity,comedy,fancast,footage,found,friendships,horror,mst3k,mystery,paranormal,riffing,rifftrax,science,theatertrue822fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/spoopy-movie-swap-2025--68219650The Final Terror (1983) and The Ritual (2017).]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68219650Tue, 21 Oct 2025 13:00:08 +0000SoL-MatesIt's almost spoopy time, so you know what that means? It's time for the Spoopy Movie Swap! This year, we're talking about The Final Terror (1983) and The Ritual (2017).The Final Terror (1983) and The Ritual (2017).]]>27553000,comedy,fancast,final,friendship,halloween,humor,movie,mst3k,mystery,rifftrax,ritual,science,spoopy,swap,terror,the,theatertrue8bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-harry-potter-and-the-prisoner-of-azkaban-and-loving-your-inner-self--68131270
Host segments: Hogwarts is arugably sh*ttier; Ron's whole vibe; resigning over werewolf allegations; the Pettigrew Plot Hole; evil vs. slimy; your annual Killdozer reminder; Hogwarts CC annex; just keep reading The Silmarillion.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68131270Tue, 14 Oct 2025 13:24:24 +0000SoL-MatesJoe's requested this one for his birthday, so we are here, doing it all for Joe. Host segments: Hogwarts is arugably sh*ttier; Ron's whole vibe; resigning over werewolf allegations; the Pettigrew Plot Hole; evil vs. slimy; your annual Killdozer...
Host segments: Hogwarts is arugably sh*ttier; Ron's whole vibe; resigning over werewolf allegations; the Pettigrew Plot Hole; evil vs. slimy; your annual Killdozer reminder; Hogwarts CC annex; just keep reading The Silmarillion.]]>66473000,azkaban,black,comedy,dan,fancast,harry,humor,mst3k,mystery,of,potter,prisoner,radcliffe,riffing,rifftrax,science,sirius,theatertrue821fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/devil-doll-and-love-dummies--67944360
Host segments: is MiMi dead or committed to the bit?; Hugo, we hardly knew ye; Devori has bog witch plans; Three-chez; Vorelli knows how to control the options; add Shania Twain to the apology tour; Pehl and Nelson-tier petty; Jeff's late 90s trouble.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67944360Tue, 30 Sep 2025 13:00:07 +0000SoL-MatesIn case your Vitamin Puppet is low this week. Host segments: is MiMi dead or committed to the bit?; Hugo, we hardly knew ye; Devori has bog witch plans; Three-chez; Vorelli knows how to control the options; add Shania Twain to the apology tour; Pehl...
Host segments: is MiMi dead or committed to the bit?; Hugo, we hardly knew ye; Devori has bog witch plans; Three-chez; Vorelli knows how to control the options; add Shania Twain to the apology tour; Pehl and Nelson-tier petty; Jeff's late 90s trouble.]]>56403000,comedy,devil,doll,fancast,humor,hypnotist,magician,mst3k,mystery,riffing,science,theater,ventriloquisttrue820fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-wild-rebels-and-advanced-smoochin-techniques--67778017The Sidehackers instead, you know you've gone wrong somewhere.

Host segments: Más Funner; Roberty Denby strikes again!; gotta have a woody to crime; it's hip to be square; the lost works of Wang Chung; a brief (and stupid) history of biker gang films; smoochin' pay deduction; one of us!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67778017Tue, 16 Sep 2025 13:38:25 +0000SoL-MatesWhen you're wishing you could watch The Sidehackers instead, you know you've gone wrong somewhere. Host segments: Más Funner; Roberty Denby strikes again!; gotta have a woody to crime; it's hip to be square; the lost works of Wang Chung; a brief (and...The Sidehackers instead, you know you've gone wrong somewhere.

Host segments: Más Funner; Roberty Denby strikes again!; gotta have a woody to crime; it's hip to be square; the lost works of Wang Chung; a brief (and stupid) history of biker gang films; smoochin' pay deduction; one of us!]]>55673000,comedy,crime,exploitation,humor,motorcycle,movie,mst3k,mystery,rebels,riffing,rifftrax,science,the,theater,wildtrue819fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-batwoman-and-spinning-the-pleasure-wheel--67584018
Host segments: the most harmless pervert; ladies who luch; Meet the Mayor; you got Buffy in our Batwoman; fixing the Kinga-Dome; M'hael the fundraiser; the worst collage ever; Reptilicus callback.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67584018Tue, 02 Sep 2025 13:00:07 +0000SoL-MatesApologies to the president of Acapulco. Host segments: the most harmless pervert; ladies who luch; Meet the Mayor; you got Buffy in our Batwoman; fixing the Kinga-Dome; M'hael the fundraiser; the worst collage ever; Reptilicus callback.
Host segments: the most harmless pervert; ladies who luch; Meet the Mayor; you got Buffy in our Batwoman; fixing the Kinga-Dome; M'hael the fundraiser; the worst collage ever; Reptilicus callback.]]>61043000,batwoman,comedy,fancast,humor,luchador,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,science,superhero,the,theater,wrestlingtrue818fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-wild-wild-world-of-batwoman-and-jiggling-until-it-feels-better--67421002
Host segments: we stopped using those things for a reason; so much midcentury; committing to the bit; a life sketch; the Leonard Cohen of the apocalypse; Jeff's punishment hutch; Joe tests the statute of limitations on cheating confessions;  the Sol-Mates have feelings about math classes; host segment world-building; some are not compelled by Pipe Dreams; Devori changes Jeff's world; just Manos it.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67421002Tue, 19 Aug 2025 13:00:09 +0000SoL-MatesSo many bat facts. Much wow. The movie, not so much. Host segments: we stopped using those things for a reason; so much midcentury; committing to the bit; a life sketch; the Leonard Cohen of the apocalypse; Jeff's punishment hutch; Joe tests the...
Host segments: we stopped using those things for a reason; so much midcentury; committing to the bit; a life sketch; the Leonard Cohen of the apocalypse; Jeff's punishment hutch; Joe tests the statute of limitations on cheating confessions;  the Sol-Mates have feelings about math classes; host segment world-building; some are not compelled by Pipe Dreams; Devori changes Jeff's world; just Manos it.]]>56533000,batwoman,comedy,humor,mst3k,mystery,of,riffing,science,theater,wild,worldtrue817fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-corpse-vanishes-and-vital-fluid-exchanging--67258694Twilight programming. Boo. But the big take-away is that it's 10:00 PM - do you know where your corpses are?

Host segments: toot/Tud/tut-triple threat; just want people to be silky-smooth; Elizabeth Bathory buzzkills; you juiced her, you bought her; are coffins built for comfort?; these glands are drastically under-used; the Hays code and Hirohito did this.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67258694Tue, 05 Aug 2025 14:55:43 +0000SoL-MatesWe're back to our regular, boring, non-Twilight programming. Boo. But the big take-away is that it's 10:00 PM - do you know where your corpses are? Host segments: toot/Tud/tut-triple threat; just want people to be silky-smooth; Elizabeth Bathory...Twilight programming. Boo. But the big take-away is that it's 10:00 PM - do you know where your corpses are?

Host segments: toot/Tud/tut-triple threat; just want people to be silky-smooth; Elizabeth Bathory buzzkills; you juiced her, you bought her; are coffins built for comfort?; these glands are drastically under-used; the Hays code and Hirohito did this.]]>55983000,bela,body,comedy,corpse,fancast,horror,humor,lugosi,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,science,theater,vanishestrue816fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-twilight-new-moon-and-angsty-threesomes--67071593
Host segments: existential dread not found; Taylor Lautner is wasted in this one; dying by misadventure vs. murder-bear; it's just shirts and skins; the Twilight to T. Swizzle pipeline.

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67071593Tue, 22 Jul 2025 13:14:09 +0000SoL-MatesDevori does a war crime against Jeff and makes him watch what surely is the worst film ever watched on this pod. Host segments: existential dread not found; Taylor Lautner is wasted in this one; dying by misadventure vs. murder-bear; it's just shirts...
Host segments: existential dread not found; Taylor Lautner is wasted in this one; dying by misadventure vs. murder-bear; it's just shirts and skins; the Twilight to T. Swizzle pipeline.

]]>54503000,comedy,culture,fancast,fandom,hards,moon,mst3k,mystery,new,newlyweds,riffing,rifftrax,science,society,theater,twi,twilighttrue815fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-jaws-and-playful-nibbling--66896356Jaws a lot.

Host segment: Biffo and the Squeeze; cut the big naturals; Quint's trauma; showing instead of telling; once again, Devori is begging you to watch Duel (1971); the strange history of The Lady of the Dunes; sharks do be biting us sometimes; dissecting a breakfast burrito.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66896356Tue, 08 Jul 2025 13:03:12 +0000SoL-MatesIt's the second part of our Independence Day Rifftrax sandwich - and man, can we talk about Jaws a lot. Host segment: Biffo and the Squeeze; cut the big naturals; Quint's trauma; showing instead of telling; once again, Devori is begging you to...Jaws a lot.

Host segment: Biffo and the Squeeze; cut the big naturals; Quint's trauma; showing instead of telling; once again, Devori is begging you to watch Duel (1971); the strange history of The Lady of the Dunes; sharks do be biting us sometimes; dissecting a breakfast burrito.]]>64583000,benchley,blockbuster,comedy,day,dreyfuss,fancast,humor,independence,jaws,mst3k,mystery,peter,richard,riffing,rifftrax,science,sharks,theatertrue814fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-independence-day-and-in-laws--66724569
Host segments: Independence Day McG-ed; how does it stand up against other early disaster films; patching plot holes; what do you do between the parade and the fireworks?;  you got X-Files in my Independence Day; Area 54.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66724569Tue, 24 Jun 2025 13:39:46 +0000SoL-MatesMan, we are fourthing it up over here - and it's not even the fourth yet!   Host segments: Independence Day McG-ed; how does it stand up against other early disaster films; patching plot holes; what do you do between the parade and the fireworks?; ...
Host segments: Independence Day McG-ed; how does it stand up against other early disaster films; patching plot holes; what do you do between the parade and the fireworks?;  you got X-Files in my Independence Day; Area 54.]]>57493000,blockbuster,comedy,day,fancast,humor,id4,independence,movie,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,science,summer,theatertrue813fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/riding-with-death-and-secret-kegeling--66499140
Host segments: Kegel fails; brake line moral relativism; Devori knows a lot about Smokey and the Bandit; give him a cracker friend; Jeff the "guess the network" savant; Buffalo Bill? Or Buffalo Bill?
exposing the world to the weirdness that is "Teddy Bear;" give us Magnum any day.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66499140Tue, 10 Jun 2025 21:45:07 +0000SoL-MatesWe're riding with death this week. We'll admit, we thought there would be a lot more...death...on the ride. With death. Host segments: Kegel fails; brake line moral relativism; Devori knows a lot about Smokey and the Bandit; give him a cracker...
Host segments: Kegel fails; brake line moral relativism; Devori knows a lot about Smokey and the Bandit; give him a cracker friend; Jeff the "guess the network" savant; Buffalo Bill? Or Buffalo Bill?
exposing the world to the weirdness that is "Teddy Bear;" give us Magnum any day.]]>58953000,ben,comedy,death,fancast,friendship,humor,mst3k,murphy,mystery,rewatch,riding,riffing,science,theater,withtrue812fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/gamer-vs-barugon-and-coping-with-loss--66294284Gamera vs. Barugon - and saying goodbye to a dearly departed friend.

Host segments: the curse finally cursed; Jeff's strategy for keeping girls on farms; we gotta let them mug us; insert funnier STDs; Barugon vs. Bergeron; rest in pastrami. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66294284Tue, 27 May 2025 16:01:14 +0000SoL-MatesWe're dipping back into the realm of kaiju with Gamera vs. Barugon - and saying goodbye to a dearly departed friend. Host segments: the curse finally cursed; Jeff's strategy for keeping girls on farms; we gotta let them mug us; insert funnier STDs;...Gamera vs. Barugon - and saying goodbye to a dearly departed friend.

Host segments: the curse finally cursed; Jeff's strategy for keeping girls on farms; we gotta let them mug us; insert funnier STDs; Barugon vs. Bergeron; rest in pastrami. ]]>48633000,barugon,comedy,commentary,culture,fancast,gamera,humor,kaiju,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,riffing,science,theater,vstrue811fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-blood-on-her-hands-and-spouse-whacking--66071098Blood on Her Hands!

Host segment: MiMi's favorite type of word; cheap hitmen; Susan Lucci is straight devious; we're upset about a distinct lack of Dennis Farina; getting arrested at your reception; J. Peterman is actually in financial trouble; we absolutely can make this a better movie; it's already a whore movie.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66071098Tue, 13 May 2025 13:46:37 +0000SoL-MatesWe're celebrating MiMi's birthday in style with her selection, the TV classic? Blood on Her Hands! Host segment: MiMi's favorite type of word; cheap hitmen; Susan Lucci is straight devious; we're upset about a distinct lack of Dennis Farina; getting...Blood on Her Hands!

Host segment: MiMi's favorite type of word; cheap hitmen; Susan Lucci is straight devious; we're upset about a distinct lack of Dennis Farina; getting arrested at your reception; J. Peterman is actually in financial trouble; we absolutely can make this a better movie; it's already a whore movie.]]>61553000,blood,comedy,fancast,hands,her,lucci,movie,mst3k,mystery,of,on,riffing,rifftrax,science,susan,the,theater,weektrue810fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-deadly-bees-and-honey-potting--65794224
Host segments: chicken troubles; too soon for Thomas Jay jokes; adept at pumping; sonnet 101; Joe taking more for the team; Jeff is a connoiseur of boob jiggling; Devori gets emotional talking about Shadowlands; the Idaho of England; so much Hannah Montana discussion.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65794224Tue, 29 Apr 2025 17:20:07 +0000SoL-MatesThese bees - they sure are deadly.  Host segments: chicken troubles; too soon for Thomas Jay jokes; adept at pumping; sonnet 101; Joe taking more for the team; Jeff is a connoiseur of boob jiggling; Devori gets emotional talking...
Host segments: chicken troubles; too soon for Thomas Jay jokes; adept at pumping; sonnet 101; Joe taking more for the team; Jeff is a connoiseur of boob jiggling; Devori gets emotional talking about Shadowlands; the Idaho of England; so much Hannah Montana discussion.]]>61383000,bees,comedy,deadly,fancast,fanpod,humor,man,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,science,theater,wickertrue89fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-space-travelers-and-the-fatal-threesome--65579663
Host segments: MiMi culpa; don't even wanna go to the dump; we all know Jeff would make a bean joke at some point; can Gregory Peck smile?; I regret throwing my friend into the vacuum of space; Joe Don Baker with space madness?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65579663Tue, 15 Apr 2025 15:13:44 +0000SoL-MatesWe finally got it right! Gene Hackman IS in this movie! Host segments: MiMi culpa; don't even wanna go to the dump; we all know Jeff would make a bean joke at some point; can Gregory Peck smile?; I regret throwing my friend into the vacuum of space;...
Host segments: MiMi culpa; don't even wanna go to the dump; we all know Jeff would make a bean joke at some point; can Gregory Peck smile?; I regret throwing my friend into the vacuum of space; Joe Don Baker with space madness?]]>546113,3000,apollo,comedy,fancast,gene,hackman,humor,landing,marooned,moon,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,riffing,science,space,the,theater,travelerstrue88fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/12-to-the-moon-and-moon-smoochin--65287439
Host segments: 100% Gene Hackman-free; small critique of MiMi's kissing; Jeff has opinions about geologists; Nuveena kink; this is now a chair review podcast; shirtless beefcake American; Dean-o's outttakes.

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65287439Tue, 01 Apr 2025 14:33:53 +0000SoL-MatesHey - guess what? Gene Hackman isn't in this movie. Host segments: 100% Gene Hackman-free; small critique of MiMi's kissing; Jeff has opinions about geologists; Nuveena kink; this is now a chair review podcast; shirtless beefcake American; Dean-o's...
Host segments: 100% Gene Hackman-free; small critique of MiMi's kissing; Jeff has opinions about geologists; Nuveena kink; this is now a chair review podcast; shirtless beefcake American; Dean-o's outttakes.

]]>531412,3000,comedy,fancast,fiction,friendship,humor,moon,mst3k,msties,mystery,nuveena,rewatch,rifftrax,science,the,theater,totrue87fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-fight-to-win-and-fun-in-your-underwear--64942258
Host segments: a truly disasterous panel discussion; exaggerating the number of karate-ready government officials; what did they even win?; bidet humor; suspension of disbelief re: how many people can karate; the challenge of Raygun; the crazy summer of Top Gun; fixing these plot holes; we all shimmied.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64942258Tue, 18 Mar 2025 13:00:07 +0000SoL-MatesWe're continuing our dive into the expansive Rothrock cinematic universe. This one is MUCH better. Host segments: a truly disasterous panel discussion; exaggerating the number of karate-ready government officials; what did they even win?; bidet...
Host segments: a truly disasterous panel discussion; exaggerating the number of karate-ready government officials; what did they even win?; bidet humor; suspension of disbelief re: how many people can karate; the challenge of Raygun; the crazy summer of Top Gun; fixing these plot holes; we all shimmied.]]>46113000,arts,comedy,crystal,cynthia,fancast,fight,humor,magic,martial,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,rothrock,science,the,theater,to,wintrue86fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-undefeatable-and-knowing-when-to-leave--64677487Undefeatable, which did, in fact, defeat us.

Host segments: Hamster Style; yes - but what kind of Karate Guy?; part of the problem is that they're not good actors; Jeff teaches us how NOT to punch people in the back; constant soundtrack saturation; Hey - I Went There!; where else are we going to go, Annie?.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64677487Tue, 04 Mar 2025 14:00:08 +0000SoL-MatesWe're coming back to Roth-rock you once again! This time, it's the inscrutibly maddening Undefeatable, which did, in fact, defeat us. Host segments: Hamster Style; yes - but what kind of Karate Guy?; part of the problem is that they're not good...Undefeatable, which did, in fact, defeat us.

Host segments: Hamster Style; yes - but what kind of Karate Guy?; part of the problem is that they're not good actors; Jeff teaches us how NOT to punch people in the back; constant soundtrack saturation; Hey - I Went There!; where else are we going to go, Annie?.]]>54603000,arts,comedy,cynthia,fancast,friendship,humor,karate,martial,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,rifftrax,rothrock,science,theater,undefeatabletrue85fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/attack-of-the-the-eye-creatures-and-alternate-pomade-uses--64406453Attack of the Eye Creatures.

Host segments: Why do you need to stop on your way to eloping?; we keep disinformationing ourselves; putting smoochers to work again; Shyama-lazy; I was east bound and downed; bless the Chets; superior Saucer Men; we spend an inordinate amount of time reminding MiMi who Rip Taylor is; Joe is an Eddie Murphy film curator; what if everyone is a sex pest?; the Joe Don Continuum. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64406453Tue, 18 Feb 2025 14:00:06 +0000SoL-MatesIt was a rough week around here, and not just for the teens in Attack of the Eye Creatures. Host segments: Why do you need to stop on your way to eloping?; we keep disinformationing ourselves; putting smoochers to work again; Shyama-lazy; I was east...Attack of the Eye Creatures.

Host segments: Why do you need to stop on your way to eloping?; we keep disinformationing ourselves; putting smoochers to work again; Shyama-lazy; I was east bound and downed; bless the Chets; superior Saucer Men; we spend an inordinate amount of time reminding MiMi who Rip Taylor is; Joe is an Eddie Murphy film curator; what if everyone is a sex pest?; the Joe Don Continuum. ]]>49503000,aliens,attack,comedy,creatures,eye,fancast,humor,mst3k,mystery,of,relationship,rewatch,rifftrax,science,the,theatertrue84fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-sword-and-the-dragon-and-step-mom-stuff--64175576The Sword and the Dragon. Man - it sure is beardy around here.

Host segments: awkward invasion tactics; Roger Corman got his paws on this one, too; some people will be charred; death or Sharla?; this is now an Ilya Muromets fancast; always open with the dragon; Bergman does SNL; the magic tablecloth of lost opportunities.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64175576Tue, 04 Feb 2025 14:00:07 +0000SoL-MatesIt's a birthday request with the classic episode The Sword and the Dragon. Man - it sure is beardy around here. Host segments: awkward invasion tactics; Roger Corman got his paws on this one, too; some people will be charred; death or Sharla?; this...The Sword and the Dragon. Man - it sure is beardy around here.

Host segments: awkward invasion tactics; Roger Corman got his paws on this one, too; some people will be charred; death or Sharla?; this is now an Ilya Muromets fancast; always open with the dragon; Bergman does SNL; the magic tablecloth of lost opportunities.]]>61793000,and,comedy,dragon,fancast,finland,ilya,mst3k,muromets,mystery,riffing,russian,russofinnish,science,sword,the,theater,troikatrue83fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-million-eyes-of-sumuru-and-fun-with-annette--63770744The Million Eyes of Sumuru.

Host segments: apologies to Frankie Valli; two fingers of brown; MiMi's fingers got a workout; Jeff's new life goals; Sumuru review; Annette's new gig.
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63770744Tue, 21 Jan 2025 14:00:11 +0000SoL-MatesIt's a birthday request! (annoying air horn sound) We're tackling the perennial Rifftrax/MST3k favorite The Million Eyes of Sumuru. Host segments: apologies to Frankie Valli; two fingers of brown; MiMi's fingers got a workout; Jeff's new life goals;...The Million Eyes of Sumuru.

Host segments: apologies to Frankie Valli; two fingers of brown; MiMi's fingers got a workout; Jeff's new life goals; Sumuru review; Annette's new gig.
]]>56823000,annette,comedy,eyes,fancast,film,funicello,humor,million,mst3k,mystery,of,riffing,rohmer,sax,science,spy,sumuru,theatertrue82fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinematic-titanic-the-alien-factor-and-long-walks-in-the-woods--63594256https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63594256Tue, 07 Jan 2025 14:00:07 +0000SoL-MatesHost segments: your finest chablis; Brandy is a fine girl; the best laid plans of reporters with cans of gasoline; listen to the tale of the Lon Talbot Group; Jeff - a romancer of the elderly; this could have been an email, Ben; unwatchable unriffed. 51793000,alien,b,cinematic,comedy,factor,fancast,humor,movie,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,science,theater,titanictrue81fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-christmas-dragon-and-fellowship-of-the-tweens--63461309MST3K Christmas film, but for now, the last official episode of MST3K, The Christmas Dragon (2014). What does this film have to do with Christmas exactly? Dragons!

Host segments: Jeff is a joy; Mormon swears; more accurate dragons; Joe might just edit this out; what would 1991 have looked like?; Goodbye, Sister Beech; a riff battle royale. 

Have a safe and fun holiday season, and we'll see you all in 2025!
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63461309Tue, 24 Dec 2024 13:57:10 +0000SoL-MatesHappy Holidays, SoL-Mates! This year, we're watching not only the last available MST3K Christmas film, but for now, the last official episode of MST3K, The Christmas Dragon (2014). What does this film have to do with Christmas exactly? Dragons! Host...MST3K Christmas film, but for now, the last official episode of MST3K, The Christmas Dragon (2014). What does this film have to do with Christmas exactly? Dragons!

Host segments: Jeff is a joy; Mormon swears; more accurate dragons; Joe might just edit this out; what would 1991 have looked like?; Goodbye, Sister Beech; a riff battle royale. 

Have a safe and fun holiday season, and we'll see you all in 2025!
]]>54273000,christmas,comedy,dragon,fancast,holiday,humor,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,riffing,rifftrax,science,the,theaterfalse728fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/christmas-movie-swap-2024--63354567Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special (1988), and There's Something in the Barn (2023). 

Host segments: Jeff's a unicorn; not Americans, Californians; Pee Wee in the uncanny valley; MiMi discovers her brand early on. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63354567Tue, 17 Dec 2024 16:06:19 +0000SoL-MatesWe're just out here, swapping holiday cheer like we always do! Please listen, but beware of spoilers for Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special (1988), and There's Something in the Barn (2023).  Host segments: Jeff's a unicorn; not Americans,...Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special (1988), and There's Something in the Barn (2023). 

Host segments: Jeff's a unicorn; not Americans, Californians; Pee Wee in the uncanny valley; MiMi discovers her brand early on. ]]>33093000,barn,christmas,comedy,elf,holiday,horror,in,mst3k,mystery,paul,pee,playhouse,science,something,special,the,theater,there's,weetrue7bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-conquered-the-world-and-standing-by-your-man--63254813It Conquered the World, but it didn't really conquer the world - maybe a cave and, like, three guys.

Host segment: Merry Hawk Tuah!; try to say "physicist" three times drunk; a satisfying soundscape of "thwap"; XTREME consent; a satellite with a nacho bar; the Herlihy alien; Joe Don mind control.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63254813Tue, 10 Dec 2024 16:54:34 +0000SoL-MatesWe're reaching back to season three for It Conquered the World, but it didn't really conquer the world - maybe a cave and, like, three guys. Host segment: Merry Hawk Tuah!; try to say "physicist" three times drunk; a satisfying soundscape of "thwap";...It Conquered the World, but it didn't really conquer the world - maybe a cave and, like, three guys.

Host segment: Merry Hawk Tuah!; try to say "physicist" three times drunk; a satisfying soundscape of "thwap"; XTREME consent; a satellite with a nacho bar; the Herlihy alien; Joe Don mind control.]]>59063000,comedy,conquered,corman,fiction,humor,it,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,roger,science,the,theater,worldtrue727fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-the-sword-and-the-sorcerer-and-jeff-s-sexy-new-job--63013320
(CW: discussions of sexual assuault)

Host segments: better sword and sandal flicks just stripped for parts; never bring up Denny's to Joe; a bad review; forget the Roman Empire, how often do you think about Highlander?; the wild wild world of the cast members of TSATS. 

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63013320Tue, 26 Nov 2024 14:10:03 +0000SoL-MatesIt's a birthday request with Rifftrax's take on the cult classic The Sword and the Sorcerer! So put on your nasty burlap sacks and sandals, and poke a bad guy with your sword! (CW: discussions of sexual assuault) Host segments: better sword and...
(CW: discussions of sexual assuault)

Host segments: better sword and sandal flicks just stripped for parts; never bring up Denny's to Joe; a bad review; forget the Roman Empire, how often do you think about Highlander?; the wild wild world of the cast members of TSATS. 

]]>47023000,and,comedy,fancast,fantasy,film,humor,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,sandals,science,sorcerer,sword,the,theatertrue726fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-brute-man-and-faptember--62696226The Brute Man, too.)

Host segments: A grim reminder ahead of the holidays; you can tell a piano teacher by their scales; shakin' down blind ladies in the 40s; we get Clayton now; Jeffe's grandpapa; an A movie becomes a B movie; a timetable for creeping; exploitation films and disability; grumpy grocer supremacy. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62696226Tue, 12 Nov 2024 14:00:07 +0000SoL-MatesWith Thanksgiving on the horizon, we're feeling fowl and so we come to you with this poultry offering "The Chicken of Tomorrow!" (Oh - and we also watched The Brute Man, too.) Host segments: A grim reminder ahead of the holidays; you can tell a piano...The Brute Man, too.)

Host segments: A grim reminder ahead of the holidays; you can tell a piano teacher by their scales; shakin' down blind ladies in the 40s; we get Clayton now; Jeffe's grandpapa; an A movie becomes a B movie; a timetable for creeping; exploitation films and disability; grumpy grocer supremacy. ]]>55993000,brute,chicken,comedy,fancast,hatton,man,mst3k,mystery,of,rewatch,rondo,science,thanksgiving,theater,tomorrowtrue725fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-hillbillys-in-a-haunted-house-and-breaking-the-language-barrier--62534443Hillbillys in a Haunted House  - but, it's not horror for the reason you're thinking.

Host segments: The Hee-Haw -ification of horror; the definition of a hillbilly; Lon Cheney was not a healthy man; ARE YOU FERLIN HUSKY?; the corrections just write themselves; Merle Haggard's ghost v. Kevin Murphy; that one guy you know who gets killed by a gorilla; and they're the ones writing it off; but what if it was The Monkees?; Joe Don and the Ape.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62534443Tue, 29 Oct 2024 13:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesHappy Spooky Season! Join us for the horror that is Hillbillys in a Haunted House  - but, it's not horror for the reason you're thinking. Host segments: The Hee-Haw -ification of horror; the definition of a hillbilly; Lon Cheney was not a healthy...Hillbillys in a Haunted House  - but, it's not horror for the reason you're thinking.

Host segments: The Hee-Haw -ification of horror; the definition of a hillbilly; Lon Cheney was not a healthy man; ARE YOU FERLIN HUSKY?; the corrections just write themselves; Merle Haggard's ghost v. Kevin Murphy; that one guy you know who gets killed by a gorilla; and they're the ones writing it off; but what if it was The Monkees?; Joe Don and the Ape.]]>49683000,a,comedy,fancast,film,halloween,haunted,hillbillys,house,humor,in,movie,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,scary,science,theatertrue724fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/2024-spoopy-movie-swap-minisode--62443609Dog Soldiers (2003) and Cottage Country (2013).]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62443609Tue, 22 Oct 2024 13:10:02 +0000SoL-MatesOnce again, we're swapping spoopy movies and talking about them. This year it's Neil Marshall's Dog Soldiers (2003) and Cottage Country (2013).Dog Soldiers (2003) and Cottage Country (2013).]]>32743000,comedy,fancast,films,halloween,horror,minisode,movie,mst3k,mystery,scary,science,spooky,swap,theatertrue7bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-harry-potter-and-the-chamber-of-secrets-and-odd-couples--62377719
Host segments: Malfoy v. the community center; Devori wouldn't say no to Quidditch on ESPN Ocho; Jeff's personal Chamber of Secret (Porn); not an abomination before God; HP fanfiction and Manacled; no ethical choices in capitalism; maybe Azkaban was the friends we made along the way; now it gets good; cutting Steve DiSchiavi loose on these kids. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62377719Tue, 15 Oct 2024 21:17:13 +0000SoL-MatesWe're continuing our slog through the series that must-not-be-named, and we're at that darn Chamber of Secrets.  Host segments: Malfoy v. the community center; Devori wouldn't say no to Quidditch on ESPN Ocho; Jeff's personal Chamber of Secret...
Host segments: Malfoy v. the community center; Devori wouldn't say no to Quidditch on ESPN Ocho; Jeff's personal Chamber of Secret (Porn); not an abomination before God; HP fanfiction and Manacled; no ethical choices in capitalism; maybe Azkaban was the friends we made along the way; now it gets good; cutting Steve DiSchiavi loose on these kids. ]]>54233000,chamber,comedy,harry,humor,mst3k,mystery,of,potter,riffing,rifftrax,rowling,science,secrets,theatertrue723fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/city-limits-and-ghosted-protocol--62170230City Limits? Evidently, a little under 90 minutes worth.

Host segments: Demandy; this movie gives Jeff some unreasonable standards for comic books as aphrodisiacs; it's kinda every postapocalyptic kids-on-bikes movie; what is up with Ray?; the ultimate desk job; Joe's new conveyance. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62170230Tue, 01 Oct 2024 13:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesWhat is there to say about City Limits? Evidently, a little under 90 minutes worth. Host segments: Demandy; this movie gives Jeff some unreasonable standards for comic books as aphrodisiacs; it's kinda every postapocalyptic kids-on-bikes movie; what...City Limits? Evidently, a little under 90 minutes worth.

Host segments: Demandy; this movie gives Jeff some unreasonable standards for comic books as aphrodisiacs; it's kinda every postapocalyptic kids-on-bikes movie; what is up with Ray?; the ultimate desk job; Joe's new conveyance. ]]>49083000,city,comedy,earl,fancast,fi,humor,james,jones,limits,mst3k,mystery,riffing,sci,science,theatertrue722fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/beginning-of-the-end-and-undercover-reporting--61855524Beginning of the End as we tip over into the beginning of the end of our MST3K journey! We're officially over the half-way point with what's available (not counting Rifftrax), so we've hit that milestone! And what a movie to hit it with, oof.

Host segments: Shakin' trees; dealing with large insects; Peter Graves' TED Talk; telling Joe the hard truths about sport peppers; It's energy, right?; Just locust things.; It's always a d**k!; Wayne and Garth vs. the Locusts.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61855524Tue, 17 Sep 2024 13:00:03 +0000SoL-MatesIt's an early Mike episode, so join us for Beginning of the End as we tip over into the beginning of the end of our MST3K journey! We're officially over the half-way point with what's available (not counting Rifftrax), so we've hit that milestone! And...Beginning of the End as we tip over into the beginning of the end of our MST3K journey! We're officially over the half-way point with what's available (not counting Rifftrax), so we've hit that milestone! And what a movie to hit it with, oof.

Host segments: Shakin' trees; dealing with large insects; Peter Graves' TED Talk; telling Joe the hard truths about sport peppers; It's energy, right?; Just locust things.; It's always a d**k!; Wayne and Garth vs. the Locusts.]]>44363000,beginning,comedy,end,fancast,fancasting,fi,humor,mst3k,mystery,of,reaction,rewatch,rifftrax,sci,science,the,theatertrue721fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mst3k-the-movie-200th-live-episode--61240401Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie for our 200th episode!

Host segments: live and unstable; this is how conferences work; what were you doing up there?; Denouement? never heard of it.; we touched FINGERTIPS; does Neutron survive?; where art thou, burger painting?; give Bunson Honeydew his moment. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61240401Tue, 03 Sep 2024 13:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesIn case you missed it, here's our Patreon live-recorded episode, in audio format for your pleasure! Join us as we revisit Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie for our 200th episode! Host segments: live and unstable; this is how conferences work;...Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie for our 200th episode!

Host segments: live and unstable; this is how conferences work; what were you doing up there?; Denouement? never heard of it.; we touched FINGERTIPS; does Neutron survive?; where art thou, burger painting?; give Bunson Honeydew his moment. ]]>6109200th,3000,comedy,earth,episode,fancast,friendship,humor,island,live,movie,mst3k,mystery,patreon,retrospective,riffing,science,the,theater,thistrue720fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/project-moonbase-and-spankin-time--61086393Project Moonbase  so you don't have to.

(CW: discussion of sexual assault/home invasion in film)

Host segments: bring me the moldering corpse of James Caan; learned helplessness is a bitch; front-facing Jeff means business; furry teeth; Jeff is banned from shot-putting; Cyclops vs. LaForge; communists love nipple-play; dangers of post-space coitus; Riker bi-panic; wall-sitters.

Be sure to check us out on social media and support us on Patreon!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61086393Tue, 20 Aug 2024 13:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesOofda - this was a slog, y'all - but we watched Project Moonbase  so you don't have to. (CW: discussion of sexual assault/home invasion in film) Host segments: bring me the moldering corpse of James Caan; learned helplessness is a bitch;...Project Moonbase  so you don't have to.

(CW: discussion of sexual assault/home invasion in film)

Host segments: bring me the moldering corpse of James Caan; learned helplessness is a bitch; front-facing Jeff means business; furry teeth; Jeff is banned from shot-putting; Cyclops vs. LaForge; communists love nipple-play; dangers of post-space coitus; Riker bi-panic; wall-sitters.

Be sure to check us out on social media and support us on Patreon!]]>56743000,comedy,fancast,humor,moonbase,mst3k,mystery,project,riffing,rifftrax,science,sexism,space,spanking,theater,traveltrue719fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-eragon-and-teen-fantasies--60936315Eragon. News flash - it's not as good as Twilight, and that's saying something.

(Re: sound quality on the Kimbro end, at the time of recording Joe was in the throes of a covid infection and Devori was wearing a mask in a (vain) attempt to avoid it.)

Host segments: More tussin than man; ripping off Saga; Joe's peak interests re: dragons; the merits of Disembaudio; Jeff cracks the code; Joe is definitely grizzled.

Be sure to check us out on social media and support us on Patreon]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60936315Tue, 06 Aug 2024 13:00:05 +0000SoL-MatesWe're doing a YA-two-fer with Rifftrax's take on the dragon-riding...film...Eragon. News flash - it's not as good as Twilight, and that's saying something. (Re: sound quality on the Kimbro end, at the time of recording Joe was in the throes of a...Eragon. News flash - it's not as good as Twilight, and that's saying something.

(Re: sound quality on the Kimbro end, at the time of recording Joe was in the throes of a covid infection and Devori was wearing a mask in a (vain) attempt to avoid it.)

Host segments: More tussin than man; ripping off Saga; Joe's peak interests re: dragons; the merits of Disembaudio; Jeff cracks the code; Joe is definitely grizzled.

Be sure to check us out on social media and support us on Patreon]]>57363000,adult,comedy,dragon,dragons,eragon,fancast,fantasy,humor,mst3k,mystery,riding,riffing,rifftrax,science,theater,ya,youngtrue718fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-twilight-and-tween-fappery--60776172Twilight. And it doesn't go as badly as you might think.

Host segments: ontologically speaking; let's talk about bland, baby; Devori defends her case; Edward is a gentleman; how dare you disappoint Elizabeth Reaser; a very good riff (mostly); looking forward.


Be sure to find us on social media and check out our Patreon for exclusive content at a low, low price!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60776172Tue, 23 Jul 2024 12:39:46 +0000SoL-MatesFor her birthday, Devori's subjected everyone to Rifftrax's take on Twilight. And it doesn't go as badly as you might think. Host segments: ontologically speaking; let's talk about bland, baby; Devori defends her case; Edward is a gentleman; how dare...Twilight. And it doesn't go as badly as you might think.

Host segments: ontologically speaking; let's talk about bland, baby; Devori defends her case; Edward is a gentleman; how dare you disappoint Elizabeth Reaser; a very good riff (mostly); looking forward.


Be sure to find us on social media and check out our Patreon for exclusive content at a low, low price!]]>63813000,bella,comedy,edward,fancast,jacob,meyer,mormon,mormonism,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,science,stephanie,team,theater,twilight,werewolftrue717fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-summer-shorts-beach-party-and-summer-lovin--60641974Summer Shorts Beach Party - join us in practicing our rhythmic ball skills. (CW: discussions of self-harm/OCD)

Host segments: sandy crack; the SoL-Mates have been busy; cheeseballs under the couch; pleasure flap; creepy guys.

Be sure to check us out on social media and support us on Patreon!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60641974Tue, 09 Jul 2024 13:11:06 +0000SoL-MatesWe're celebrating summer in style with Rifftrax's Summer Shorts Beach Party - join us in practicing our rhythmic ball skills. (CW: discussions of self-harm/OCD) Host segments: sandy crack; the SoL-Mates have been busy; cheeseballs under the couch;...Summer Shorts Beach Party - join us in practicing our rhythmic ball skills. (CW: discussions of self-harm/OCD)

Host segments: sandy crack; the SoL-Mates have been busy; cheeseballs under the couch; pleasure flap; creepy guys.

Be sure to check us out on social media and support us on Patreon!]]>58873000,comedy,fancast,friendship,humor,mst3k,mystery,recap,rewatch,riffing,rifftrax,science,shorts,theatertrue716fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-starfighters-and-consensual-ranch-blasting--60502199The Starfighters so you don't have to.

Host segments: Let's watch Top Gun instead; it's barely propaganda; dad's very specific tastes in "planes," Variations on the Same Three Things; we don't know why we need to talk about "flavor-blasting" so much; ask MiMi how she knows; Math Blasting > Ranch Blasting; Jeff's slip.

Be sure to find us on social media and Patreon!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60502199Tue, 25 Jun 2024 13:00:03 +0000SoL-MatesWe're watching The Starfighters so you don't have to. Host segments: Let's watch Top Gun instead; it's barely propaganda; dad's very specific tastes in "planes," Variations on the Same Three Things; we don't know why we need to talk about...The Starfighters so you don't have to.

Host segments: Let's watch Top Gun instead; it's barely propaganda; dad's very specific tastes in "planes," Variations on the Same Three Things; we don't know why we need to talk about "flavor-blasting" so much; ask MiMi how she knows; Math Blasting > Ranch Blasting; Jeff's slip.

Be sure to find us on social media and Patreon!]]>43983000,comedy,fancast,footage,friendship,gun,humor,mst3k,mystery,pilots,riffing,science,starfighters,stock,the,theater,top,wartrue715fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/king-dinosaur-and-partner-failures--60349686King Dinosaur. Also - Devori is an excellent driver.

(We had some technical difficulties with our recording on the back end of the episode, so please bear with the weirdness in continuity and all hail Joe, the editing wizard!)

Host segments: "Handler" is a generous term; absinthe lemur; wherefore art thou, kaiju?; we stan the guy who stayed on the ship; he knows what he did; Joe knocking it out of the park!; The Far Side-ification of King Dinosaur. 

Support us on Patreon for some fun extra bits! https://www.patreon.com/solmatespodcast/about]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60349686Tue, 11 Jun 2024 13:32:12 +0000SoL-MatesIt's another listener request with season two's King Dinosaur. Also - Devori is an excellent driver. (We had some technical difficulties with our recording on the back end of the episode, so please bear with the weirdness in continuity and all hail...King Dinosaur. Also - Devori is an excellent driver.

(We had some technical difficulties with our recording on the back end of the episode, so please bear with the weirdness in continuity and all hail Joe, the editing wizard!)

Host segments: "Handler" is a generous term; absinthe lemur; wherefore art thou, kaiju?; we stan the guy who stayed on the ship; he knows what he did; Joe knocking it out of the park!; The Far Side-ification of King Dinosaur. 

Support us on Patreon for some fun extra bits! https://www.patreon.com/solmatespodcast/about]]>50783000,comedy,commentary,dinosaur,fancast,film,humor,king,movies,mst3k,mystery,riffing,science,shorts,theatertrue714fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/munchie-and-so-long-roger--60199624Munchie.

Host segments: bad in the bad way; stupid, sexy Flanders; come-muffins; digging deep into Munchie; Joe Don Baker Meatslammer Salon; age-appropriate crushes; flavor-blasting research; we have ALL sorts of questions about Munchie; punchable face; Paula Poundstone as Munchie; meet your new stepdad, Joe Pesci!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60199624Tue, 28 May 2024 17:10:31 +0000SoL-MatesWe all have limits - and ours is Munchie. Host segments: bad in the bad way; stupid, sexy Flanders; come-muffins; digging deep into Munchie; Joe Don Baker Meatslammer Salon; age-appropriate crushes; flavor-blasting research; we have ALL sorts of...Munchie.

Host segments: bad in the bad way; stupid, sexy Flanders; come-muffins; digging deep into Munchie; Joe Don Baker Meatslammer Salon; age-appropriate crushes; flavor-blasting research; we have ALL sorts of questions about Munchie; punchable face; Paula Poundstone as Munchie; meet your new stepdad, Joe Pesci!]]>54823000,comedy,corman,fancast,friendship,humor,mst3k,munchie,mystery,science,theatertrue713fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sst-deathflight-and-the-worst-mile-high-club--60023724SST: Deathflight and boy are our arms tired. That works, right?

Host segments: MiMi has no Farrah-do; if Burgess Meredith doesn't like you; roll a constitution check against Senegal flu; a drinking problem; the old-guy love triangle; so 80s; we cancel ourselves; oh, wooow. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60023724Tue, 14 May 2024 13:00:03 +0000SoL-MatesWe rocked it back to the KTMA era with a listener request for SST: Deathflight and boy are our arms tired. That works, right? Host segments: MiMi has no Farrah-do; if Burgess Meredith doesn't like you; roll a constitution check against Senegal flu; a...SST: Deathflight and boy are our arms tired. That works, right?

Host segments: MiMi has no Farrah-do; if Burgess Meredith doesn't like you; roll a constitution check against Senegal flu; a drinking problem; the old-guy love triangle; so 80s; we cancel ourselves; oh, wooow. ]]>55893000,70s,airplane,airport,comedy,deathflight,disaster,fancast,film,humor,ktma,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,riffing,science,sst,theatertrue712fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-the-visitor-and-using-appropriate-birth-control--59729052The Visitor brought to us by Rifftrax. (CW domestic abuse and abortion)

Host segments: Jeff, a well-known Capricorn, apologizes for stereotyping; inaccurate depictions of Southern children; evil cabal do nots; check out the grape stomping reporter; this child is unusable.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59729052Tue, 30 Apr 2024 13:34:31 +0000SoL-MatesWhat a weird, wild, wonderful ride we had with this episode's movie, The Visitor brought to us by Rifftrax. (CW domestic abuse and abortion) Host segments: Jeff, a well-known Capricorn, apologizes for stereotyping; inaccurate depictions of Southern...The Visitor brought to us by Rifftrax. (CW domestic abuse and abortion)

Host segments: Jeff, a well-known Capricorn, apologizes for stereotyping; inaccurate depictions of Southern children; evil cabal do nots; check out the grape stomping reporter; this child is unusable.]]>52233000,cinema,comedy,fancast,humor,italian,mst3k,mystery,omen,riffing,rifftrax,science,the,theater,visitortrue711fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/deathstalker-and-the-warriors-from-hell-and-potato-lust--59477006Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell. You know there's bat facts, too, right? (CW: Sexual assault in film context)

Host segments: medieval bat facts; creative potato seasoning options; it's a myth, Jeff; peplum goo; nickled and dimed at the Renaissance Faire; how Jeff really feels about Everything But the Girl; soundtrack by Falco; polling everyone's stance on boobies. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59477006Tue, 16 Apr 2024 13:00:03 +0000SoL-MatesIt's listener requiest/fan favorite time with Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell. You know there's bat facts, too, right? (CW: Sexual assault in film context) Host segments: medieval bat facts; creative potato seasoning options; it's a myth,...Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell. You know there's bat facts, too, right? (CW: Sexual assault in film context)

Host segments: medieval bat facts; creative potato seasoning options; it's a myth, Jeff; peplum goo; nickled and dimed at the Renaissance Faire; how Jeff really feels about Everything But the Girl; soundtrack by Falco; polling everyone's stance on boobies. ]]>48823000,comedy,deathstalker,faire,fancast,fantasy,friendship,from,hell,humor,mst3k,mystery,ren,riffing,science,theater,warriorstrue710fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/santo-in-the-treasure-of-dracula-and-the-unkindest-cut-of-all--59261264Santo in the Treasure of Dracula. 

Host segments: wrestlers vs. science; Joe tells us the lore of Count Redrum; RELEASE THE BOOBY CUT!; we find out about Porn Studies; wrestling vs. time travel; quality vs. quality - do these beautiful cuts work against production?; we learn way too much about Lisa Rinna; all hail the White Dot; going to bed early is awesome.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59261264Tue, 02 Apr 2024 14:10:40 +0000SoL-MatesThe SoL-Mates head back into Heston territory with the ill-fated first Gizmoplex premiere, Santo in the Treasure of Dracula.  Host segments: wrestlers vs. science; Joe tells us the lore of Count Redrum; RELEASE THE BOOBY CUT!; we find out about Porn...Santo in the Treasure of Dracula. 

Host segments: wrestlers vs. science; Joe tells us the lore of Count Redrum; RELEASE THE BOOBY CUT!; we find out about Porn Studies; wrestling vs. time travel; quality vs. quality - do these beautiful cuts work against production?; we learn way too much about Lisa Rinna; all hail the White Dot; going to bed early is awesome.]]>48683000,dracula,horror,luchador,mexican,mst3k,mystery,of,porn,pornography,santo,science,theater,treasure,vampire,wrestlerstrue79fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-girl-in-lovers-lane-and-wastin-away-in-dannysburg--59099895The Girl in Lovers Lane set us to dreaming about a place we've never seen.

Host segments: spring break antics; everyone check on everyone else; Go-bos; dealing with street toughs; a brief history of Jack Elam; f**k politeness; Danny and the City; I can't live in Dannysburg, but I'd love to visit. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59099895Tue, 19 Mar 2024 13:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesBoy, oh boy - did The Girl in Lovers Lane set us to dreaming about a place we've never seen. Host segments: spring break antics; everyone check on everyone else; Go-bos; dealing with street toughs; a brief history of Jack Elam; f**k politeness; Danny...The Girl in Lovers Lane set us to dreaming about a place we've never seen.

Host segments: spring break antics; everyone check on everyone else; Go-bos; dealing with street toughs; a brief history of Jack Elam; f**k politeness; Danny and the City; I can't live in Dannysburg, but I'd love to visit. ]]>53683000,comedy,elam,exploitation,fancast,film,girl,humor,in,jack,lane,lovers,mst3k,mystery,riffing,science,theatertrue78fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-magic-voyage-of-sinbad-and-reinventing-yourself--58926269
Host segments: No Red Lobster for you; we catch Joe out on a horse technicality; Sadko vs. Sinbad; Sister Beech is back; we find out some things about Joe Namath; let Sadko be Sadko, Joe's mansies; why is it always "Red, Red Wine?"; chicken etiquitte; the friends was the bluebird, etc.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58926269Tue, 05 Mar 2024 14:00:01 +0000SoL-MatesIT'S NOT SINBAD. Host segments: No Red Lobster for you; we catch Joe out on a horse technicality; Sadko vs. Sinbad; Sister Beech is back; we find out some things about Joe Namath; let Sadko be Sadko, Joe's mansies; why is it always "Red, Red Wine?";...
Host segments: No Red Lobster for you; we catch Joe out on a horse technicality; Sadko vs. Sinbad; Sister Beech is back; we find out some things about Joe Namath; let Sadko be Sadko, Joe's mansies; why is it always "Red, Red Wine?"; chicken etiquitte; the friends was the bluebird, etc.]]>48143000,comedy,fancast,friendship,magic,mst3k,mystery,riffing,russia,sadko,science,sinbad,theater,troika,voyagetrue77fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rothrockuary-episode-4-martial-law-2-and-boobs-aren-t-worth-it--58849962
Host segments: Karate boss logic; this is now a Billy Drago fancast; Jeff tells you more about martial arts; gender and fighting; get thee behind me, Beefcake Ponytail; let's talk about Jeff's body grease; how Devori really feels abou this movie; please don't scorpion kick a SoL-Mate.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58849962Tue, 27 Feb 2024 14:43:02 +0000SoL-MatesWe've come to the end of Rothrockuary (TMTMTMTM), and we find out that the kicking and punching were the friends we made along the way. Host segments: Karate boss logic; this is now a Billy Drago fancast; Jeff tells you more about martial arts;...
Host segments: Karate boss logic; this is now a Billy Drago fancast; Jeff tells you more about martial arts; gender and fighting; get thee behind me, Beefcake Ponytail; let's talk about Jeff's body grease; how Devori really feels abou this movie; please don't scorpion kick a SoL-Mate.]]>45953000,arts,comedy,cynthia,fancast,humor,law,martial,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,riffing,rifftrax,rothrock,science,theater,undercovertrue76fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rothrockuary-episode-3-marital-law-and-pizza-delivery-boys--58751397
Host segments: Quantum Rothrock; Jeff schools us all; our old, old bodies; poor Kyle; dabbling in crime never works; Chad McQueen is perfectly adequate; why aren't we going full Footloose?; it's just terrible folks.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58751397Tue, 20 Feb 2024 15:16:25 +0000SoL-MatesWe're about halfway through Rothrockuary (TMTMTMTMTM) and boy are our arms tired. From all the punching. Host segments: Quantum Rothrock; Jeff schools us all; our old, old bodies; poor Kyle; dabbling in crime never works; Chad McQueen is perfectly...
Host segments: Quantum Rothrock; Jeff schools us all; our old, old bodies; poor Kyle; dabbling in crime never works; Chad McQueen is perfectly adequate; why aren't we going full Footloose?; it's just terrible folks.]]>46723000,arts,comedy,cynthia,fancast,friendship,humor,law,martial,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,rothrock,science,theatertrue75fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rothrockuary-episode-2-honor-and-glory-and-big-women--58665327Honor and Glory. PS - although this movie is about two sisters, their names are not "Honor" and "Glory."

Host segments: Devori's strange jealousy; just call her Chesty; Jeff and Joe's weird stuff; Count Dante's Dojo; the green bean rules of engagement; a lot of Depp hair gel.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58665327Tue, 13 Feb 2024 14:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesWe're continuing Rothrockuary with the baffling and not even a little bit endearing saga of Honor and Glory. PS - although this movie is about two sisters, their names are not "Honor" and "Glory." Host segments: Devori's strange jealousy; just call...Honor and Glory. PS - although this movie is about two sisters, their names are not "Honor" and "Glory."

Host segments: Devori's strange jealousy; just call her Chesty; Jeff and Joe's weird stuff; Count Dante's Dojo; the green bean rules of engagement; a lot of Depp hair gel.]]>42233000,and,arts,comedy,cynthia,fancast,glory,honor,humor,karate,martial,movie,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,rothrock,science,theatertrue74fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rothrockuary-episode-1-rifftrax-supercops-and-two-ladies-at-the-same-time--58580974In the Line of Duty 2: The Supercops (starring Oscar winner Michelle Yeoh). So PUNCH in and join us for a KICKING good time. (They're martial arts movies.)

Host segments: so many plot points; "Do You Wanna Funk" redux; a brief history of Cynthia Rothrock; What even is this movie?; Was Chow Yun Fat in this movie?; just to be clear - this is a comedy podcast.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58580974Tue, 06 Feb 2024 14:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesWe're kicking off a month of episodes with the first Rothrockuary (TM TM TM TM) installment In the Line of Duty 2: The Supercops (starring Oscar winner Michelle Yeoh). So PUNCH in and join us for a KICKING good time. (They're martial arts movies.)...In the Line of Duty 2: The Supercops (starring Oscar winner Michelle Yeoh). So PUNCH in and join us for a KICKING good time. (They're martial arts movies.)

Host segments: so many plot points; "Do You Wanna Funk" redux; a brief history of Cynthia Rothrock; What even is this movie?; Was Chow Yun Fat in this movie?; just to be clear - this is a comedy podcast.]]>38463000,80s,arts,comedy,cynthia,fancast,humor,martial,michelle,movies,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,rothrock,science,theater,yeohtrue73fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinematic-titanic-danger-on-tiki-island-and-marital-satisfaction--58415596https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58415596Tue, 23 Jan 2024 13:45:50 +0000SoL-MatesHost segments: strange casting requirements; sex orgy v. fertility festival - you decide; my name is Handerson; yes, but what kind of doctor?; fun times at the faculty mixer; how anti-nuclear should this be?; excellent theme song; Howie the Crab-core.44883000,cinematic,comedy,danger,exploitation,humor,island,mst3k,mystery,on,riffing,science,theater,tiki,titanictrue72fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-live-plan-9-from-outer-space-and-fifty-and-flirty--58240736Plan 9 From Outer Space. (Also, check out MST3K artwork of our friend, Brad Nelson here and throw him some $$$!)

Host segments: not enough JoCo; what was your first time with Plan 9?; what is the rhyme or reason of this plan?; trying a new ad break; Jeff doesn't do two Wikipedias; so many guys.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58240736Tue, 09 Jan 2024 15:13:13 +0000SoL-MatesIt's listener request time! It's also Jeff's birthday! So you know what that means - it's time for the Rifftrax take on Plan 9 From Outer Space. (Also, check out MST3K artwork of our friend, Brad Nelson https://bradrennelson.bigcartel.com/and throw...Plan 9 From Outer Space. (Also, check out MST3K artwork of our friend, Brad Nelson here and throw him some $$$!)

Host segments: not enough JoCo; what was your first time with Plan 9?; what is the rhyme or reason of this plan?; trying a new ad break; Jeff doesn't do two Wikipedias; so many guys.]]>46683000,9,badfilm,comedy,ed,fancast,humor,live,mst3k,mystery,outer,plan,riffing,rifftrax,science,space,theater,woodtrue71fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bottle-episode-2023-and-diy-fails--58123000revelations for you, so skip at your own peril.

Host segments: stuck again, kaiju problems; crowdfunding disappointments.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58123000Tue, 26 Dec 2023 16:43:15 +0000SoL-MatesJoin the SoL-Mates as we look back on the past year in podcasting and MST3K and plan for the upcoming season. And, you - yeah, you - who skips these "recap" episodes because they're not "new" content, we have some real revelations for you, so skip at...revelations for you, so skip at your own peril.

Host segments: stuck again, kaiju problems; crowdfunding disappointments.]]>35793000,bottle,comedy,end,episode,fancast,humor,mst3k,mystery,rifftrax,science,theater,up,wrap,yeartrue626fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/holiday-minisode-2023-the-spirit-of-grumpy-cat--58063855Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2014) and The Spirit of Christmas (2015). Learn more than you could ever want to know about Hallmark/Lifetime Christmas movies! Appreciate the sarcasm of Aubrey Plaza outside of Parks and Rec.

Host segments: Tangerine, where art thou?; Is Grumpy Cat not required viewing?; Jeff takes offense; the improbably named Tilky Jones.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58063855Tue, 19 Dec 2023 21:08:36 +0000SoL-MatesSurprise! It's another SoL-Mates Holiday Movie Swap! We're discussing the joys of our selected holiday films, Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2014) and The Spirit of Christmas (2015). Learn more than you could ever want to know about...Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2014) and The Spirit of Christmas (2015). Learn more than you could ever want to know about Hallmark/Lifetime Christmas movies! Appreciate the sarcasm of Aubrey Plaza outside of Parks and Rec.

Host segments: Tangerine, where art thou?; Is Grumpy Cat not required viewing?; Jeff takes offense; the improbably named Tilky Jones.]]>18943000,cat,christmas,comedy,discussion,fancast,friendship,grumpy,hallmark,holiday,lifetime,movie,mst3k,mystery,science,swap,theatertrue6bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-star-wars-holiday-special-and-extreme-furries--57984708The Star Wars Holiday Special. Wow - was it bad. But we came away with an extra dose of holiday cheer and a lot of information about this cluster-f**k.

Host segments: Joe still loves eggnog; a convenient documentary; the holiday special that almost wasn't; what does it mean to be a Star Wars family?; the secret world of wookees; Cold War Existential Dread; generational disconnect; seeking Tim Conway; Devori will protect Carrie Fisher with her life; a protective fugue state; commit to the bit; what if it was Frasier? ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57984708Tue, 12 Dec 2023 15:06:20 +0000SoL-MatesWe're doing it. We're ripping off the bandaid and tackling the Rifftrax take on The Star Wars Holiday Special. Wow - was it bad. But we came away with an extra dose of holiday cheer and a lot of information about this cluster-f**k. Host segments: Joe...The Star Wars Holiday Special. Wow - was it bad. But we came away with an extra dose of holiday cheer and a lot of information about this cluster-f**k.

Host segments: Joe still loves eggnog; a convenient documentary; the holiday special that almost wasn't; what does it mean to be a Star Wars family?; the secret world of wookees; Cold War Existential Dread; generational disconnect; seeking Tim Conway; Devori will protect Carrie Fisher with her life; a protective fugue state; commit to the bit; what if it was Frasier? ]]>45193000,carrie,comedy,fisher,ford,hamill,harrison,holiday,humor,lucas,mark,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,science,special,star,theater,warsfalse625fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/prince-of-space-and-upsetting-underwear-situations--57830278Prince of Space. What we discover is that the arms of Godzilla vs. Megalon are long and taint everything they touch.

Host segments: we like it very much; keeping your eye on those axis powers; what's up with Wally and Suzy?; Japanese cram schools; can chicken swim?; that's his burden.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57830278Tue, 28 Nov 2023 14:59:17 +0000SoL-MatesWe decided to try to cleanse our palates after last week's fare with a fan favorite from Japan - Prince of Space. What we discover is that the arms of Godzilla vs. Megalon are long and taint everything they touch. Host segments: we like it very much;...Prince of Space. What we discover is that the arms of Godzilla vs. Megalon are long and taint everything they touch.

Host segments: we like it very much; keeping your eye on those axis powers; what's up with Wally and Suzy?; Japanese cram schools; can chicken swim?; that's his burden.]]>42643000,cinema,comedy,fancast,fandom,humor,japanese,kaiju,mst3k,mystery,of,prince,recap,riffing,rifftrax,science,space,theatertrue624fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/godzilla-vs-megalon-and-international-incidents--57629836
Host segments: Jeff's hot dog predilictions; kaiju librarian; inaccurate flying kicks; it's really Japan's fault; degrees of Kenny-ness; Action Uncle vs. Scientist Uncle; high-quality kaiju a must; Joe Don's International Incident.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57629836Tue, 14 Nov 2023 14:37:36 +0000SoL-MatesOof - this isn't our favorite Godzilla flick. Or kaiju flick. Or...anything. It's not our favorite anything. Host segments: Jeff's hot dog predilictions; kaiju librarian; inaccurate flying kicks; it's really Japan's fault; degrees of Kenny-ness;...
Host segments: Jeff's hot dog predilictions; kaiju librarian; inaccurate flying kicks; it's really Japan's fault; degrees of Kenny-ness; Action Uncle vs. Scientist Uncle; high-quality kaiju a must; Joe Don's International Incident.]]>46543000,comedy,fancast,fandom,friendship,godzilla,humor,kaiju,megalon,mst3k,msties,mystery,riffing,science,theatertrue623fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/track-of-the-moon-beast-and-shirt-allergies--57456512Track of the Moon Beast! Spoiler alert: none of these Johnny Longbows stop talking.

Host segments: no trick-or-treaters blues; strange STI prevention; pranking logic; Doctor Devori and the Case of the Missing Joe; Jeff beefs with movie smokers; a very special case of air rage; Komodo red herrings; #exothermproblems.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57456512Tue, 31 Oct 2023 13:19:57 +0000SoL-MatesWe're celebrating spooky season with an MST3K favorite, Track of the Moon Beast! Spoiler alert: none of these Johnny Longbows stop talking. Host segments: no trick-or-treaters blues; strange STI prevention; pranking logic; Doctor Devori and the Case...Track of the Moon Beast! Spoiler alert: none of these Johnny Longbows stop talking.

Host segments: no trick-or-treaters blues; strange STI prevention; pranking logic; Doctor Devori and the Case of the Missing Joe; Jeff beefs with movie smokers; a very special case of air rage; Komodo red herrings; #exothermproblems.]]>49673000,beast,comedy,fancast,halloween,johnny,longbow,moon,movie,mst3k,mystery,of,riffing,scary,science,spooky,stew,the,theater,tracktrue622fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minisode-spoopy-reviews-2023--57368618https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57368618Tue, 24 Oct 2023 14:33:38 +0000SoL-MatesIt's time for the Halloween minisode no one asked for! Join us as we talk Halloween movie reviews of House (1977) and The Blackening (2022).19573000,discussion,halloween,movie,mst3k,mystery,review,science,spooky,spoopy,theatertrue6bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/atlantic-rim-and-terrible-first-times--57270067Atlantic Rim. Woof. You know how sometimes Asylum films transcend their badness? Just...woof.

Host segments: Joe is hoisted on his own petard, folks; Recapturing the magic is impossible; dealing with a love hostage situation; 0% scholarship; stellar host segments; Captain Exposition!; The X-Files-ification of Atlantic Rim. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57270067Tue, 17 Oct 2023 14:01:26 +0000SoL-MatesJoe's making us pull off yet another band-aid with the terribly terrible Atlantic Rim. Woof. You know how sometimes Asylum films transcend their badness? Just...woof. Host segments: Joe is hoisted on his own petard, folks; Recapturing the magic is...Atlantic Rim. Woof. You know how sometimes Asylum films transcend their badness? Just...woof.

Host segments: Joe is hoisted on his own petard, folks; Recapturing the magic is impossible; dealing with a love hostage situation; 0% scholarship; stellar host segments; Captain Exposition!; The X-Files-ification of Atlantic Rim. ]]>45403000,asylum,atlantic,comedy,fancast,fiction,films,friendship,humor,mechs,mst3k,mystery,pacific,riffing,rim,ripoff,science,theatertrue621fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-winterbeast-and-toys-in-unexpected-places--57044910Winterbeast (1992)! Well - not everything is short.

Host segments: What's in the box?!; tantric winterbeast; your wendigo update; when is a joke not a joke?; Twin Winterbeast Peaks; accidentally not a porno.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57044910Tue, 03 Oct 2023 12:52:41 +0000SoL-MatesWe're creeping into creepy season with a Rifftrax basically-a-short, Winterbeast (1992)! Well - not everything is short. Host segments: What's in the box?!; tantric winterbeast; your wendigo update; when is a joke not a joke?; Twin Winterbeast Peaks;...Winterbeast (1992)! Well - not everything is short.

Host segments: What's in the box?!; tantric winterbeast; your wendigo update; when is a joke not a joke?; Twin Winterbeast Peaks; accidentally not a porno.]]>46653000,comedy,fancast,horror,humor,indigenous,mst3k,mystery,riffing,rifftrax,science,theater,wendigotrue620fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-fellowship-of-the-ring-and-hardcore-hobbits--56852800
Host segments: who doesn't love a Rugged Fellow (TM); updating Tolkein's perspectives; Joe clarifies wanting a "hard R"; Sam's gonna Sam; we love Viggo; Rifftrax vs. toxic masculinity; beyond improvement Joe Don Bombadillo.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56852800Tue, 19 Sep 2023 12:38:10 +0000SoL-MatesWe're celebrating Hobbit Day pre-emptively with a viewing of Rifftrax's take of The Fellowship of the Ring! Thrill as we discuss a film that we've all seen at minimum thirty times and STILL manage to clock in at nearly two hours of discussion. Go...
Host segments: who doesn't love a Rugged Fellow (TM); updating Tolkein's perspectives; Joe clarifies wanting a "hard R"; Sam's gonna Sam; we love Viggo; Rifftrax vs. toxic masculinity; beyond improvement Joe Don Bombadillo.]]>65153000,baggins,celebration,comedy,day,fancast,fellowship,friendship,hobbit,humor,lord,mst3k,mystery,of,rifftrax,ring,rings,science,the,theatertrue619fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/teenagers-from-outer-space-and-ray-gun-problems--56700251
Host segments: high school hall pass; Grandpa vs. Richard Speck; the art of the skeleton flop; strange tourist attractions; a monastic orders lecture brutally cut short; Joe's thoughts on Derek; the teen skeleton film; Derek is ALF.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56700251Tue, 05 Sep 2023 16:03:03 +0000SoL-MatesWe're in a teen cycle and we can't get out! This time, it's teens from outer space! And boy, are they sure teens. Host segments: high school hall pass; Grandpa vs. Richard Speck; the art of the skeleton flop; strange tourist attractions; a monastic...
Host segments: high school hall pass; Grandpa vs. Richard Speck; the art of the skeleton flop; strange tourist attractions; a monastic orders lecture brutally cut short; Joe's thoughts on Derek; the teen skeleton film; Derek is ALF.]]>55823000,cocktails,comedy,fancast,fandom,from,humor,mst3k,mystery,outer,review,rewatch,riffing,science,space,teenager,theatertrue618fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/high-school-big-shot-and-too-much-nipple-content--56553847High School Big Shot. The most important take-away is that English teachers are the last line against chaos and depravity (CW: talk of suicide/self-harm)

Host segments: BREAD PUNS!; cool inflation facts; finding a Safe Cracker (TM); Jeff's Germans to Pumpernickle theorum; Who is the titular Big Shot?; the longest way to get to Baker Street; High School Big Shot is cursed maybe?; The Beakman Side-Step; demonic bread guy; watch out for The Syndicate, man.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56553847Tue, 22 Aug 2023 12:49:56 +0000SoL-MatesWe're celebrating? back-to-school season with the not-at-all depressing High School Big Shot. The most important take-away is that English teachers are the last line against chaos and depravity (CW: talk of suicide/self-harm) Host segments: BREAD...High School Big Shot. The most important take-away is that English teachers are the last line against chaos and depravity (CW: talk of suicide/self-harm)

Host segments: BREAD PUNS!; cool inflation facts; finding a Safe Cracker (TM); Jeff's Germans to Pumpernickle theorum; Who is the titular Big Shot?; the longest way to get to Baker Street; High School Big Shot is cursed maybe?; The Beakman Side-Step; demonic bread guy; watch out for The Syndicate, man.]]>55303000,big,comedy,corman,fancast,frienship,high,humor,mst3k,mystery,riffing,roger,school,science,shot,theatertrue617fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-re-accuse-ourselves-i-accuse-my-parents-redux--56402789I Accuse My Parents - both the MST3K and our episode! We discuss how far the podcast has come, as well as our takes on a re-viewing of this film. Update: Jimmy is still a liar.

Host segments: she goes off like a rocket; Joe's finally formally apologizing; the bonus Robot Holocaust retrospective; let's talk Dorothy Blumenstock Jones; what's the deal with Jimmy?; Is this really a war film?; a very special message from Al Frazier; but make it supernatural.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56402789Tue, 08 Aug 2023 13:14:39 +0000SoL-MatesWe're keeping our promises and revisiting I Accuse My Parents - both the MST3K and our episode! We discuss how far the podcast has come, as well as our takes on a re-viewing of this film. Update: Jimmy is still a liar. Host segments: she goes off...I Accuse My Parents - both the MST3K and our episode! We discuss how far the podcast has come, as well as our takes on a re-viewing of this film. Update: Jimmy is still a liar.

Host segments: she goes off like a rocket; Joe's finally formally apologizing; the bonus Robot Holocaust retrospective; let's talk Dorothy Blumenstock Jones; what's the deal with Jimmy?; Is this really a war film?; a very special message from Al Frazier; but make it supernatural.]]>55173000,accuse,comedy,fancast,films,friendship,humor,i,mst3k,my,mystery,parents,relationships,riffing,science,theater,wartrue616fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/samurai-cop-rifftrax-and-eatin-peaches--56210348
Host segments: Joe ruminates on prarie justice; the beard/Z'Dar conundrum; the human equivalent of an unrequested d**k pic; Dave Matthews loves Samurai Cop; Joe's love affair with Fatal Instinct; a disturbing van; wig talk; a little reminiscing; craft services budget.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56210348Tue, 25 Jul 2023 13:01:39 +0000SoL-MatesIt's listener request o'clock, and we're hitting the tough streets of some place in California with a cop who's ALSO a samurai, if you can believe it. At least that's what the title tells us. We really can't tell if he's literally a samurai or not....
Host segments: Joe ruminates on prarie justice; the beard/Z'Dar conundrum; the human equivalent of an unrequested d**k pic; Dave Matthews loves Samurai Cop; Joe's love affair with Fatal Instinct; a disturbing van; wig talk; a little reminiscing; craft services budget.]]>53863000,comedy,cop,fancast,friendship,humor,mst3k,mystery,relationships,riffing,rifftrax,samurai,science,theatertrue615fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/teenage-cave-man-and-seductive-flute-playing--56061020
Host segments: Joe keeps saying "daddy cave man"; neck-tube physics; the pragmatics of water skiing; proto-Florida Man; the dramatic impact of Joe's subversion of the monkey heirarchy; differences in cut vs. uncut versions; this episode brought to you by "Baba O'Reilly"; Bruce is still alive!; make a better post-apocalyptic film.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56061020Tue, 11 Jul 2023 12:27:39 +0000SoL-MatesThis one was a divisive doozy, but we all agreed on one thing; Joe is very good at Joe-ing. Host segments: Joe keeps saying "daddy cave man"; neck-tube physics; the pragmatics of water skiing; proto-Florida Man; the dramatic impact of Joe's...
Host segments: Joe keeps saying "daddy cave man"; neck-tube physics; the pragmatics of water skiing; proto-Florida Man; the dramatic impact of Joe's subversion of the monkey heirarchy; differences in cut vs. uncut versions; this episode brought to you by "Baba O'Reilly"; Bruce is still alive!; make a better post-apocalyptic film.]]>41853000,cave,comedy,corman,fancast,fiction,friendship,funny,humor,man,mst3k,mystery,rewatch,riffing,roger,science,teenage,theatertrue614fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/red-zone-cuba-and-uncomfortable-eye-contact--55248597MST3K offering, Red Zone Cuba. NOTE TO SELVES: COLEMAN FRANCIS WAS TERRIBLE.

Host segments: WE WON!; Coleman Francis's dreams of strafing civilians;bad criming; Joe's just showing you how good he does it; Speech and Debate 101; MiMi's Fear of Fjords; frog leg debates.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55248597Tue, 27 Jun 2023 12:52:17 +0000SoL-MatesIT's time to say our farewell to Coleman Francis as we tackle his last (for now) MST3K offering, Red Zone Cuba. NOTE TO SELVES: COLEMAN FRANCIS WAS TERRIBLE. Host segments: WE WON!; Coleman Francis's dreams of strafing civilians;bad criming; Joe's...MST3K offering, Red Zone Cuba. NOTE TO SELVES: COLEMAN FRANCIS WAS TERRIBLE.

Host segments: WE WON!; Coleman Francis's dreams of strafing civilians;bad criming; Joe's just showing you how good he does it; Speech and Debate 101; MiMi's Fear of Fjords; frog leg debates.]]>46233000,bad,coleman,comedy,commentary,cuba,fancast,film,francis,humor,mst3k,mystery,red,riffing,science,theater,zonetrue613fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/being-from-another-planet-and-the-double-pumph--54347954Being from Another Planet this week - but here we are - doing it.

Host segments: the parallels to a real university are uncanny; huffing mummy mold; a question that is more of a comment; All About Accreditation with Dr. Kimbro; bland, bland white people; the new season of Time Walker; Joe's BoobWatch (TM); is it an etegere or is it plastic?; Double Pumph; a very chaotic ad break; the mystery of the Braken's World riff.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54347954Tue, 13 Jun 2023 13:18:18 +0000SoL-MatesWe don't know why we're doing Being from Another Planet this week - but here we are - doing it. Host segments: the parallels to a real university are uncanny; huffing mummy mold; a question that is more of a comment; All About Accreditation with Dr....Being from Another Planet this week - but here we are - doing it.

Host segments: the parallels to a real university are uncanny; huffing mummy mold; a question that is more of a comment; All About Accreditation with Dr. Kimbro; bland, bland white people; the new season of Time Walker; Joe's BoobWatch (TM); is it an etegere or is it plastic?; Double Pumph; a very chaotic ad break; the mystery of the Braken's World riff.]]>47803000,alien,another,being,ben,comedy,fancast,friendship,from,humor,mst3k;,murphy,mystery,planet,riffing,science,theatertrue612fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pumaman-and-love-taking-flight--54041583
Host segments: folicularly challenged PSA; the prolific Roger Whitaker; flying betrayal; Jeff learns about "Frozen" by Madonna; Devori's poor journaling choices; a basic understanding of science would be nice; using SFX for good.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54041583Tue, 30 May 2023 13:47:48 +0000SoL-MatesIt's a listener/birthday request week for an OG Literal Dozen member, Greg Rieves (Original Greg). He asked for Pumaman, so be sure to send any and all complaints his way. Host segments: folicularly challenged PSA; the prolific Roger Whitaker;...
Host segments: folicularly challenged PSA; the prolific Roger Whitaker; flying betrayal; Jeff learns about "Frozen" by Madonna; Devori's poor journaling choices; a basic understanding of science would be nice; using SFX for good.]]>43283000,archaeology,comedy,fancast,fiction,humor,mst3k,mystery,pumaman,puppets,riffing,science,superheroes,theatertrue611fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/doctor-mordrid-and-flirting-with-neighbors--53879077Doctor Mordrid.

Host segments: Devori is not a reliable Avenger; we found out we don't have to take sexual harrassment; MoM apologia; a sorcerer who plays it safe; Jeff's concise history of comic book media; the Christmas movie debate; just say no to Condorman; our preferences for Doctor Strange.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53879077Tue, 16 May 2023 13:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesWe're heading into newer territory this week with the Marvel homage? rip-off? crime against nature? Doctor Mordrid. Host segments: Devori is not a reliable Avenger; we found out we don't have to take sexual harrassment; MoM apologia; a sorcerer who...Doctor Mordrid.

Host segments: Devori is not a reliable Avenger; we found out we don't have to take sexual harrassment; MoM apologia; a sorcerer who plays it safe; Jeff's concise history of comic book media; the Christmas movie debate; just say no to Condorman; our preferences for Doctor Strange.]]>52553000,cinematic,comedy,coombs,doctor,fancast,humor,jeffrey,marvel,mordrid,mst3k,mystery,reanimator,riffing,science,strange,theater,universetrue610fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/devil-girl-from-mars-and-interplanetary-domming--53715973
Host segments: the terrifying truth about Scotch Broth; a literal kidnapping; Americans are notoriously easy to love; Nya's wrongness; (Joe has since watched Nude on the Moon for "research"); the Futurama crossover we didn't know we needed; tolerable, not bearable.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53715973Tue, 02 May 2023 13:01:18 +0000SoL-MatesIt's MiMi's birthday! And we're celebrating with our first Mary Jo and Bridget Rifftrax, the compellingly short Devil Girl from Mars! Host segments: the terrifying truth about Scotch Broth; a literal kidnapping; Americans are notoriously easy to...
Host segments: the terrifying truth about Scotch Broth; a literal kidnapping; Americans are notoriously easy to love; Nya's wrongness; (Joe has since watched Nude on the Moon for "research"); the Futurama crossover we didn't know we needed; tolerable, not bearable.]]>44973000,comedy,devil,fancast,from,girl,humor,jo,mars,mary,mst3k,mystery,pehl,riffing,rifftrax,science,theatertrue69fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-1990-the-bronx-warriors-and-surprising-fetishes--53565220
Host segments: Is it camp?; we are Fosse dancers; "These guys have never been in a fight."; rethinking the whole "Nazi" thing; don't drink with anthropologists; a completely Les Mis gang; discount Helen Mirren; SpitGate; gangs of dad york; two very busy women.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53565220Tue, 18 Apr 2023 13:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesWe're digging deep (ish) into Trash's backstory with Rifftrax's 1990: The Bronx Warriors. Somehow, going backwards in this franchise just made more sense. (CW: sexual assault) Host segments: Is it camp?; we are Fosse dancers; "These guys have never...
Host segments: Is it camp?; we are Fosse dancers; "These guys have never been in a fight."; rethinking the whole "Nazi" thing; don't drink with anthropologists; a completely Les Mis gang; discount Helen Mirren; SpitGate; gangs of dad york; two very busy women.]]>50033000,action,bronx,camp,comedy,dystopia,fancast,film,friendship,funny,humor,italian,mst3k,mystery,relationships,rifftrax,science,theater,warriorstrue68fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/escape-2000-and-mandatory-eloping--53439497
Host segments: gang clothes; everything's coming up Devori; Timmy Bobby Rusty isn't winsome; Jeff's glassware corner; how do you solve a problem like Escape 2000?; Biofeedback Basics with Joe!; all the Henry Silva content your heart can handle.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53439497Tue, 04 Apr 2023 13:37:19 +0000SoL-MatesWe finally did it, y'all. We finally left the Bronx. Host segments: gang clothes; everything's coming up Devori; Timmy Bobby Rusty isn't winsome; Jeff's glassware corner; how do you solve a problem like Escape 2000?; Biofeedback Basics with Joe!; all...
Host segments: gang clothes; everything's coming up Devori; Timmy Bobby Rusty isn't winsome; Jeff's glassware corner; how do you solve a problem like Escape 2000?; Biofeedback Basics with Joe!; all the Henry Silva content your heart can handle.]]>50182000,3000,comedy,escape,fancast,friendship,gangs,humor,les,miserables,mst3k,mystery,riffing,science,the,theater,warriorstrue67fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/daddy-o-and-reverse-negging--53270631
Host segments: News flash - Jeff is loud; doin' a manslaughter; no honka-honkas here; just Narcos tings; Daddy-O and radical cultural feminism; good driver vs. terrible person; killing a kid in the first reel; checher; who's your daddy-o?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53270631Tue, 21 Mar 2023 13:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesWe're drag racing all the way to the malt shop with the controversial (for us) Daddy-O. Can you figure out the ABCs of teen dramas? Host segments: News flash - Jeff is loud; doin' a manslaughter; no honka-honkas here; just Narcos tings; Daddy-O and...
Host segments: News flash - Jeff is loud; doin' a manslaughter; no honka-honkas here; just Narcos tings; Daddy-O and radical cultural feminism; good driver vs. terrible person; killing a kid in the first reel; checher; who's your daddy-o?]]>45853000,comedy,daddy,drag,fancast,friendship,humor,mst3k,mystery,o,race,riffing,science,theatertrue66fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/teenage-crime-wave-and-love-farm-style--53114836
Host segments: the limitations of the modern college student; teens tuckerin' themselves out; we know SOMETHING about farming; Joe's not a soft touch; CW: Sexual assault at 32:00; Jeff has beef with silly string; the rare double-riff; the real roaring 20s.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53114836Tue, 07 Mar 2023 14:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesWatch out! It's a teenage crime wave! Host segments: the limitations of the modern college student; teens tuckerin' themselves out; we know SOMETHING about farming; Joe's not a soft touch; CW: Sexual assault at 32:00; Jeff has beef with silly...
Host segments: the limitations of the modern college student; teens tuckerin' themselves out; we know SOMETHING about farming; Joe's not a soft touch; CW: Sexual assault at 32:00; Jeff has beef with silly string; the rare double-riff; the real roaring 20s.]]>49993000,a,cause,comedy,crime,fancast,film,horror,humor,mst3k,mystery,rebel,riffing,science,teenage,theater,wave,withouttrue65fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/carnival-magic-and-becoming-a-woman--52795139
Host segments: secret monkey selling points; becoming a women on the carnie circuit; the weirdest Edgar Wright/this podcast mashup that you'll miss if you get distracted; with all due respect to Mr. Hamill; offensive terms (CW: discussion of slurs); mesmerist vs. John Edwards douchebag; (CW: discussion of suicidal ideation); Badfilm; it IS magical; licking Joe.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52795139Tue, 21 Feb 2023 14:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesWe're diving into the newer seasons this time with the magical (?) Carnival Magic. You will believe a monkey can clean a trailer! Host segments: secret monkey selling points; becoming a women on the carnie circuit; the weirdest Edgar Wright/this...
Host segments: secret monkey selling points; becoming a women on the carnie circuit; the weirdest Edgar Wright/this podcast mashup that you'll miss if you get distracted; with all due respect to Mr. Hamill; offensive terms (CW: discussion of slurs); mesmerist vs. John Edwards douchebag; (CW: discussion of suicidal ideation); Badfilm; it IS magical; licking Joe.]]>50413000,baron,carnival,comedy,fancast,hampton,humor,jonah,magic,mst3k,mystery,ray,riffing,science,theater,vaughn,younttrue64fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/swamp-diamonds-and-dating-like-a-champ--52655437
Also - we're celebrating Valentine's Day early with "What to Do On a Date." So, hopefully, you know...you all will know what to do on your dates.

Host segments: errant community pools; the logistic of swamp diamonding; the truth about Louisiana mosquitos; that boy has no money; the sad truth about the scavenger sale; The Great UB40 Debate of 2022; absolutely not.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52655437Tue, 07 Feb 2023 14:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesHoo-boy - we're headin' on down South to Mardi Gras with Swamp Diamonds. We ga-ron-tee a fine time. Also - we're celebrating Valentine's Day early with "What to Do On a Date." So, hopefully, you know...you all will know what to do on your dates....
Also - we're celebrating Valentine's Day early with "What to Do On a Date." So, hopefully, you know...you all will know what to do on your dates.

Host segments: errant community pools; the logistic of swamp diamonding; the truth about Louisiana mosquitos; that boy has no money; the sad truth about the scavenger sale; The Great UB40 Debate of 2022; absolutely not.]]>49733000,comedy,date,day,diamonds,fancast,heist,humor,jewels,love,mst3k,mystery,riffing,riffs,rifftrax,science,swamp,theater,valentinestrue63fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/gamera-vs-guiron-and-introductory-vore--52528961
Host segments: et tu, Cornjob?; Devori tells you how she really feels about Guiron; real egg talk; next Japanese Olympics; Axis Children; Joe takes the bit TOO FAR; watch out for them probes; giddy riffing.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52528961Tue, 24 Jan 2023 14:44:41 +0000SoL-MatesIt's a listener request this week with Gamera vs. Guiron! CW: Extensive turtle talk. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ADAM! Please send your requests to our Twitter or Facebook! Host segments: et tu, Cornjob?; Devori tells you how she really feels about Guiron; real...
Host segments: et tu, Cornjob?; Devori tells you how she really feels about Guiron; real egg talk; next Japanese Olympics; Axis Children; Joe takes the bit TOO FAR; watch out for them probes; giddy riffing.]]>44443000,comedy,fancast,film,friendship,gamera,guiron,humor,kaiju,monster,mst3k,mystery,riffing,science,theatertrue62fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/parts-the-clonus-horror-and-tiny-silver-shorts--52395732
Host segments: a hot damn mess intro; too many things happening; Jeff literally "skirts" the issues; the ethics of savior siblings; sloppy operations; Mengele tings; Joe's definition of "savaging," Devori teaches the true meaning of "MMMBop," clearly a sociopath.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52395732Tue, 10 Jan 2023 14:00:03 +0000SoL-MatesWe're celebrating Jeff's birthday with Parts: The Clonus Horror. You might think this is because we hate Jeff, but he asked for it. He really did. Host segments: a hot damn mess intro; too many things happening; Jeff literally "skirts" the issues;...
Host segments: a hot damn mess intro; too many things happening; Jeff literally "skirts" the issues; the ethics of savior siblings; sloppy operations; Mengele tings; Joe's definition of "savaging," Devori teaches the true meaning of "MMMBop," clearly a sociopath.]]>48773000,cloning,clonus,comedy,fancast,friendship,horror,humor,island,mst2k,mystery,parts,science,the,theatertrue61fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-big-bad-cancelation-bottle-episode-not-really--52289268
Host segments: Sister Beech's Trash Crafts; the science of coat-tailing; to be Devori; The Baby Pulp Fiction; the SoL-Mates according to Kevin Smith; we are resolved.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52289268Tue, 27 Dec 2022 14:10:19 +0000SoL-MatesSorry we cliff-hangered you last week, folks - but we're really struggling with being canceled. Listen to us try to figure out what in the heck happened. Host segments: Sister Beech's Trash Crafts; the science of coat-tailing; to be Devori; The Baby...
Host segments: Sister Beech's Trash Crafts; the science of coat-tailing; to be Devori; The Baby Pulp Fiction; the SoL-Mates according to Kevin Smith; we are resolved.]]>28103000,bottle,comedy,episode,fancast,friendship,humor,kevin,movies,mst3k,mystery,review,rifftrax,science,smith,theater,year-endtrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/holiday-minisode-2022-movie-reviews--52237480
(cw: animal abuse/death)
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52237480Tue, 20 Dec 2022 15:39:54 +0000SoL-MatesIt's a holiday minisode! Like Halloween, we swapped movie recommendations for the Christmas/holiday season! Spoilers for Deadly Games (1989) and The Night Before (2015) abound, so listeners beware. (cw: animal abuse/death)
(cw: animal abuse/death)
]]>22403000,before,comedy,deadly,fancast,film,french,friendship,games,holiday,movie,mst3k,mystery,night,review,science,swap,the,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-santa-and-the-ice-cream-bunny-and-laughing-through-trauma--52173812
Host segments: running out of options; Ice Cream Bunny Facts (TM); Jeff explains padding; Florida vs. Flurrida; weird labor dynamics; 'tis the season for Mulder and Scully; a very Florida Man Christmas; Bill Corbett carries this thing.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52173812Tue, 13 Dec 2022 14:15:10 +0000SoL-MatesIt's our annual swears-free holiday episode, and we're being punished, er, celebrating with the Rifftrax favorite Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny! We're sorry! (cw: suicidal ideation, depression) Host segments: running out of options; Ice Cream Bunny...
Host segments: running out of options; Ice Cream Bunny Facts (TM); Jeff explains padding; Florida vs. Flurrida; weird labor dynamics; 'tis the season for Mulder and Scully; a very Florida Man Christmas; Bill Corbett carries this thing.]]>45103000,and,bunny,christmas,comedy,cream,friendship,holidays,humor,ice,marriage,mst3k,mystery,relationships,riffing,santa,science,theaterfalse5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/monster-a-go-go-and-no-no-thank-you--52044335
Host segments: doesn't pay to be a Good Samaritan; proper meat placement; soda v. pop; this is now an anti-Edward DeVere podcast; Blast-Off Girls is porn; MiMi loves dying fauns; we're all the wind, baby.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52044335Tue, 29 Nov 2022 14:30:47 +0000SoL-Mates(Gene Siskel voice) Despite it's rollicking title, Monster a Go-Go goes NOWHERE. Host segments: doesn't pay to be a Good Samaritan; proper meat placement; soda v. pop; this is now an anti-Edward DeVere podcast; Blast-Off Girls is porn; MiMi loves...
Host segments: doesn't pay to be a Good Samaritan; proper meat placement; soda v. pop; this is now an anti-Edward DeVere podcast; Blast-Off Girls is porn; MiMi loves dying fauns; we're all the wind, baby.]]>48093000,a,bad,comedy,fancast,fiction,film,friendship,gogo,horror,humor,monster,mst3k,mystery,riffing,science,teen,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/agent-for-harm-and-statutory-spycraft--51897913
Host segments: Joe tells us how to make omelettes; tough times for Agent for HARM; BoBo Darrow; dangerous statutory liaisons; oddly specific branches of spying; Joe's CC scar.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51897913Tue, 15 Nov 2022 14:19:46 +0000SoL-MatesWell, folks - this one is no Operation Kid Brother, but it means well. But, hey! Jeff's got a slide whistle! Host segments: Joe tells us how to make omelettes; tough times for Agent for HARM; BoBo Darrow; dangerous statutory liaisons; oddly...
Host segments: Joe tells us how to make omelettes; tough times for Agent for HARM; BoBo Darrow; dangerous statutory liaisons; oddly specific branches of spying; Joe's CC scar.]]>41973000,agent,bond,comedy,for,friendship,harm,humor,mst3k,mystery,relationships,riffing,science,spy,spycraft,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/earth-vs-the-spider-and-sticky-situations--51749555
Host segments: Lip and tongue action; Chekhov's science experiment; Joe is a secret undercover teen/grownup; best speech professor ever; problematic speech acts; vandal squirrels; hearing the nasty truth.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51749555Tue, 01 Nov 2022 14:47:22 +0000SoL-MatesWhat do you know? It's election season again and the SoL-Mates are back here to litigate yet another epic match - Earth vs. the Spider! Host segments: Lip and tongue action; Chekhov's science experiment; Joe is a secret undercover teen/grownup;...
Host segments: Lip and tongue action; Chekhov's science experiment; Joe is a secret undercover teen/grownup; best speech professor ever; problematic speech acts; vandal squirrels; hearing the nasty truth.]]>48823000,comedy,creature,earth,election,fancast,friendship,horror,humor,mst3k,mystery,riffing,science,spider,the,theater,vstrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/spoopy-minisode-2022-movie-review--51682399https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51682399Tue, 25 Oct 2022 13:27:16 +0000SoL-MatesHaving run out of our own spoopy stories, we're reviewing some other spoopy stories! Up this year, The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020) and The Baby (1973).15333000,baby,halloween,hollow,movie,mst3k,mystery,of,review,science,snow,spooky,spoopy,the,theater,wolftrue5bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-sidehackers-and-the-benefits-of-the-hard-way--51583904
Host segments: hat crimes; where's Rita?; Morally Ambiguous Knievel; so much more lead in the atmosphere; load-bearing nudie shot; Joe asks the important questions; a message from Frank Coniff; girl power sidehacking.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51583904Tue, 18 Oct 2022 13:00:02 +0000SoL-MatesWe're celebrating Joe's birthday in style this week - by making MiMi watch one of the MST3Ks she actively hates and was dreading! What a guy! Hear us sidehack our way through this one. (CW: discussion of sexual assault, domestic violence, murder)...
Host segments: hat crimes; where's Rita?; Morally Ambiguous Knievel; so much more lead in the atmosphere; load-bearing nudie shot; Joe asks the important questions; a message from Frank Coniff; girl power sidehacking.]]>51043000,comedy,fancast,fiction,friendship,humor,mst3k,mystery,relationships,riffing,science,sidehackers,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-crawling-eye-and-high-altitude-shenanigans--51464867
Host segments: blindsided by climbers; it's super effective!; MiMi drinks straight Campari - it's super effective!; Jeff vs. Milli Vanilli; The Shining, but worse; Ann's comb; Brody was right, Joe is a stone-cold assassin.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51464867Tue, 04 Oct 2022 13:42:56 +0000SoL-MatesWe're going all the way back to the beginning with this week's episode, The Crawling Eye! That is, if MiMi and Jeff aren't driven mad by home renovation madness (spoiler alert: they are). Host segments: blindsided by climbers; it's super...
Host segments: blindsided by climbers; it's super effective!; MiMi drinks straight Campari - it's super effective!; Jeff vs. Milli Vanilli; The Shining, but worse; Ann's comb; Brody was right, Joe is a stone-cold assassin.]]>45953000,classic,comedy,crawling,eye,fancast,fiction,friendship,horror,humor,mst3k,mystery,relationships,science,the,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/carnival-of-souls-and-dangerous-driving-behaviors-with-short-a-day-at-the-fair--51318720
Host segments: Joe slights scone nuggets; Carnival of Souls of Blood on the Highway; could have been an email; Jeff's one job; It's not good to be dead, Joe; A History of Saltair; plot vs. cause and consequence.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51318720Tue, 20 Sep 2022 13:10:39 +0000SoL-MatesWe're hitting the road (metaphorically) with Carnival of Souls this episode (literally)! What mild horrors does Herk Harvey have in store for us this time? Also, do we ever stick it to Utah. Take that, Utah! (CW childhood sexual abuse) Host...
Host segments: Joe slights scone nuggets; Carnival of Souls of Blood on the Highway; could have been an email; Jeff's one job; It's not good to be dead, Joe; A History of Saltair; plot vs. cause and consequence.]]>58123000,carnival,comedy,dead,death,fancast,fiction,ghosts,harvey,haunting,herk,mst3k,mystery,of,relationships,riffing,science,souls,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-amazing-transparent-man-w-shake-hands-with-danger-and-labors-of-love--51160014
Host segments: identifiable body parts; industrial accidents (CW - graphic descriptions of accidents 22:44 - 26:00); Operation Paper Clip problems; shake hands with toxic masculinity; Shake Hands with Danger misses the plot structure lesson.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51160014Tue, 06 Sep 2022 13:27:49 +0000SoL-MatesThe SoL-Mates are celebrating Labor Day by talking workplace safety with some shorts ("The Days of our Years" and "Shake Hands with Danger") and that exploration of equitable labor and quiet (nay, invisible?) quitting, The Amazing Transparent Man....
Host segments: identifiable body parts; industrial accidents (CW - graphic descriptions of accidents 22:44 - 26:00); Operation Paper Clip problems; shake hands with toxic masculinity; Shake Hands with Danger misses the plot structure lesson.]]>43523000,amazing,comedy,commentary,day,fancast,films,humor,labor,man,mst3k,mystery,review,riffing,safety,science,special,theater,transparenttrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-painted-hills-and-reverse-wicking--51006177
Host segments: honest skin care tips; classic sheep-boy; internal vs. external; the hard truth about Lassies; the feather and the Dilly-bar; we broke this thing wide open; reverse-Wicking.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51006177Tue, 23 Aug 2022 15:20:05 +0000SoL-MatesWe're pivoting to the family-friendly feel-good flick about several murdered men, but WITH A DOG. A dog. Who murders someone. And you watch it happen. Host segments: honest skin care tips; classic sheep-boy; internal vs. external; the hard truth...
Host segments: honest skin care tips; classic sheep-boy; internal vs. external; the hard truth about Lassies; the feather and the Dilly-bar; we broke this thing wide open; reverse-Wicking.]]>49363000,comedy,dogs,fancast,friendship,ghost,hills,john,lassie,mst3k,mystery,painted,science,theater,western,wicktrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-lives-by-night-and-the-worst-time-to-transform--50854688
*terrible

Host segments: Bat Facts!; Twilight is a documentary; Morbin' time!; the physics of becoming a bat; this is now a Marianne McAndrew fancast; batsh*t premises; the pivotal hobo scene; Batmento; Smokey and the Bat-dit.

CW: suicidal ideation]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50854688Tue, 09 Aug 2022 13:00:03 +0000SoL-MatesWe're back on that MST3K grind with the bat-tastic* creature film, It Lives By Night! *terrible Host segments: Bat Facts!; Twilight is a documentary; Morbin' time!; the physics of becoming a bat; this is now a Marianne McAndrew fancast; batsh*t...
*terrible

Host segments: Bat Facts!; Twilight is a documentary; Morbin' time!; the physics of becoming a bat; this is now a Marianne McAndrew fancast; batsh*t premises; the pivotal hobo scene; Batmento; Smokey and the Bat-dit.

CW: suicidal ideation]]>53743000,bat,bats,by,comedy,commentary,fancast,fiction,humor,it,lives,movies,mst3k,mystery,night,riffing,science,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-harry-potter-and-the-sorcerer-s-stone-and-muggling-through--50714877
Host segments: a vocal defense of Hermione by CERTAIN podcast hosts; do you even Potter?; Huffleplacation; a Snape is a Snape; sexy Potters; Jeff's guarantee.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50714877Tue, 26 Jul 2022 12:59:33 +0000SoL-MatesWe accidentally cast *engorgio* on our podcast operation, so now you have this SUPER-SIZED discussion of the first Harry Potter film to deal with. If podcast content was gold, you'd be more flush than Harry's vault at Gringott's. (Please note that...
Host segments: a vocal defense of Hermione by CERTAIN podcast hosts; do you even Potter?; Huffleplacation; a Snape is a Snape; sexy Potters; Jeff's guarantee.]]>59103000,comedy,fancast,harry,hermione,hogwarts,humor,literature,magic,muggle,mystery,potter,relationships,riffing,rifftrax,science,sorcerers,sorcery,stone,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-top-gun-and-playin-with-the-boys--50546154
Host segments: second-best pilots; the Pauley Shore effect; Mission Impossible 2 slander will not be tolerated; the patience of Iceman; making a film with stock footage; ideal two-riffer match-ups; Shriner's beach volleyball mystery; Charlie redux; Muppet Gun; Everybody Loves Goose.

Cw: mentions of sexual assault/harassment]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50546154Tue, 12 Jul 2022 13:15:53 +0000SoL-MatesY'all - we're on the highway to the DANGER ZOOOONE today! Our summer fun continues with the Rifftrax take on the classic blockbuster Top Gun. Come for the greasy beach volleyball, stay for the surprising redemption of Iceman, who is JUST TRYING TO DO...
Host segments: second-best pilots; the Pauley Shore effect; Mission Impossible 2 slander will not be tolerated; the patience of Iceman; making a film with stock footage; ideal two-riffer match-ups; Shriner's beach volleyball mystery; Charlie redux; Muppet Gun; Everybody Loves Goose.

Cw: mentions of sexual assault/harassment]]>42703000,advice,comedy,cruise,fancast,friendship,goose,gun,humor,kilmer,mst3k,mystery,relationship,riffing,rifftrax,science,theater,tom,top,valtrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-oozing-skull-cinematic-titanic-and-healthy-boundaries--50389033
Host segments: You know, golf buddies.; no pranking allowed; a Rigby 10; What even is this movie?; host segment vs. interstitials; Tracy's composition.
cw: ethnic slur]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50389033Tue, 28 Jun 2022 11:19:24 +0000SoL-MatesWe're dipping back in to the Cinematic Titanic world with the franchises first-ever movie, The Oozing Skull! It's terrible! Host segments: You know, golf buddies.; no pranking allowed; a Rigby 10; What even is this movie?; host segment vs....
Host segments: You know, golf buddies.; no pranking allowed; a Rigby 10; What even is this movie?; host segment vs. interstitials; Tracy's composition.
cw: ethnic slur]]>44363000,cinematic,comedy,fancast,friendship,humor,mst3k,mystery,oozing,relationships,riffing,science,skull,theater,titanictrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/beyond-atlantis-and-questionable-water-sports--50199754
Host segments: HaigFacts (TM); PearlFacts (TM); MidsommarFacts (TM); CryptidFacts (TM); HerAlibiFacts (TM); MotherCrabberFacts (TM); FishFacts (TM); VoiceFacts (TM).]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50199754Tue, 14 Jun 2022 13:55:16 +0000SoL-MatesWe're tackling the first Emily episode (available in the Gizmoplex)! Bonus Sid Haig content throughout! Host segments: HaigFacts (TM); PearlFacts (TM); MidsommarFacts (TM); CryptidFacts (TM); HerAlibiFacts (TM); MotherCrabberFacts (TM); FishFacts...
Host segments: HaigFacts (TM); PearlFacts (TM); MidsommarFacts (TM); CryptidFacts (TM); HerAlibiFacts (TM); MotherCrabberFacts (TM); FishFacts (TM); VoiceFacts (TM).]]>49893000,atlantis,beyond,comedy,fancast,haig,humor,mst3k,mystery,mythology,riffing,science,sid,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/manos-and-next-level-polyamory--50009691
Host segments: Valley Lodge sez no; El Paso 10s; raggin' on the 'Musch; Jeff threads a treacherous needle; Hired!: The Manos of Fate; Torgo's bathroom habits; the Stinkiest Generation; Wives or Senate or both?; a crash-course in femunism.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50009691Tue, 31 May 2022 13:20:25 +0000SoL-MatesWe recorded this one in the same room - and we're not sure if it actually made that big of a difference! Huzzah! Host segments: Valley Lodge sez no; El Paso 10s; raggin' on the 'Musch; Jeff threads a treacherous needle; Hired!: The Manos of Fate;...
Host segments: Valley Lodge sez no; El Paso 10s; raggin' on the 'Musch; Jeff threads a treacherous needle; Hired!: The Manos of Fate; Torgo's bathroom habits; the Stinkiest Generation; Wives or Senate or both?; a crash-course in femunism.]]>46123000,comedy,demons,fate,fiction,film,friendship,hands,humor,manos,mst3k,mystery,of,relationships,riffing,science,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bride-of-the-monster-and-sub-par-wood--49829740
Host segment: drive-by colonoscopy; Bride of Dragonheart; bad Operation Paperclip; pokin' around the swamp house; Coily Fan Club; amateur boob historian Joe Kimbro; where even are they?; dream Joe vs. real Joe; My Two MiMis; apologies to Monty Python; Jeff's questionable fashion choices; Dead Alive vs. The Frighteners.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49829740Tue, 17 May 2022 13:45:57 +0000SoL-MatesWe're tackling the first part of Hired! (and subsequently the movie that's attached to it) this week. I guess you can learn about Chevrolets AND monster brides this week! Host segment: drive-by colonoscopy; Bride of Dragonheart; bad Operation...
Host segment: drive-by colonoscopy; Bride of Dragonheart; bad Operation Paperclip; pokin' around the swamp house; Coily Fan Club; amateur boob historian Joe Kimbro; where even are they?; dream Joe vs. real Joe; My Two MiMis; apologies to Monty Python; Jeff's questionable fashion choices; Dead Alive vs. The Frighteners.]]>51073000,bride,comedy,ed,fancast,friendship,monster,mst3k,mystery,of,relationships,riffing,science,the,theater,woodtrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rifftrax-the-wicker-man-2006-and-the-sexual-politics-of-bees--49640107
Host segments: not how bee allergies do; Joe's Wicker Man Tactics (TM); the cultural cache of bees; problematic historical research; two-riffer problems; The Mitchell Man.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49640107Tue, 03 May 2022 14:21:20 +0000SoL-MatesTo honor MiMi's birthday, we're buzzing about Neil LaBute's "remake" of The Wicker Man starring Nic Cage. Once again, we are here to make silk purses out of a really, really poorly plotted sow's ear. (Spoilers for Six Feet Under TV series from 24:40 -...
Host segments: not how bee allergies do; Joe's Wicker Man Tactics (TM); the cultural cache of bees; problematic historical research; two-riffer problems; The Mitchell Man.]]>49153000,bees,cage,comedy,fancast,folk,friendship,horror,humor,man,mst3k,mystery,nic,relationships,riffing,rifftrax,science,theater,wickertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/invaders-from-the-deep-and-appreciating-good-wood--49477581
Host segments: how WASP-y are you? Puppet confusion; Supermarionated; cold war and puppets (it's a thing); Puppet Impossible: 2.

Host segments: It's not hoarding if you catalog it; puppets be livin'; How WASP-y are you?;]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49477581Tue, 19 Apr 2022 13:05:02 +0000SoL-MatesWe're going way, WAY back to the first KTMA episode (courtesy of the Gizmoplex, but also on YouTube) with the marionette-filled Invaders from the Deep. It's a different era of MST3K, for sure, but stay for our discussion about the wonder that is...
Host segments: how WASP-y are you? Puppet confusion; Supermarionated; cold war and puppets (it's a thing); Puppet Impossible: 2.

Host segments: It's not hoarding if you catalog it; puppets be livin'; How WASP-y are you?;]]>38903000,comedy,fancast,friendship,humor,marionettes,marriage,mst3k,mystery,puppetry,relationships,riffing,science,supermarionation,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-screaming-skull-and-how-not-to-throttle-your-wife--49321630
Host segments: Poky's popular; raaaah; Joe's controversial theory; Eric's just had enough; there's "real" screaming skulls!; Jeff's life scares Jack Torrance; a controversial rating.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49321630Tue, 05 Apr 2022 13:00:04 +0000SoL-MatesWe decided to make it a ghostly girl/murdering guy two-fer with the late-run The Screaming Skull (and beloved short Robot Rumpus). We do not recover any faith in humanity. Don't murder your SOs, folks. Host segments: Poky's popular; raaaah; Joe's...
Host segments: Poky's popular; raaaah; Joe's controversial theory; Eric's just had enough; there's "real" screaming skulls!; Jeff's life scares Jack Torrance; a controversial rating.]]>44363000,comedy,fancast,fiction,friendship,ghosts,humor,mst3k,mystery,paranormal,relationships,riffing,science,screaming,skull,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tormented-and-literal-ghosting--49149229
Host segments: justice for seaweed; Senecan revenge tragedy 101; what type of ghost story are you?; Tom's psychodrama; Joe's dubious legal theories; Joe and Jeff's murder line is very fine; May-December discomfort; Last of the Mohicans love; the Psycho-ing of Tormented.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49149229Tue, 22 Mar 2022 13:38:00 +0000SoL-MatesWe're delving into the ghostly this week with Tormented. Oh, and if you see a cop, let them know that TOM STEWART KILLED US. Host segments: justice for seaweed; Senecan revenge tragedy 101; what type of ghost story are you?; Tom's psychodrama;...
Host segments: justice for seaweed; Senecan revenge tragedy 101; what type of ghost story are you?; Tom's psychodrama; Joe's dubious legal theories; Joe and Jeff's murder line is very fine; May-December discomfort; Last of the Mohicans love; the Psycho-ing of Tormented.]]>46423000,comedy,fancast,ghost,humor,mst3k,mystery,paranormal,riffing,science,spooky,story,theater,tormentedtrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/an-old-fashioned-minisode-ft-adam-macmorgann--49068237https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49068237Tue, 15 Mar 2022 13:39:45 +0000SoL-MatesSurprise! It's a mid-release minisode featuring Joe, Jeff, and sometimes co-host and always MSTie Adam MacMorgann! The guys talk a little about MST3K and a lot about how to construct the perfect old fashioned cocktail. Take it from the Boozemasters...23213000,bourbon,cocktail,fashioned,mixology,mst3k,mystery,old,rye,science,theater,whiskey,whiskytrue5bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-day-time-ended-and-silver-kitties--48991144
Host segments: all heck breaks loose; the best kind of water; Challenger mysteries; Crow's souffle; Netflix era problems; our men of a certain age; 23 Skidoo!; Steak Milk Redux; March Dadness!; "Concepts" love.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48991144Tue, 08 Mar 2022 13:48:26 +0000SoL-MatesWe're dipping back into some Jonah episodes to celebrate the launch of the Gizmoplex! We also talk a lot about daddies, but we promise it's for a good cause. Host segments: all heck breaks loose; the best kind of water; Challenger mysteries; Crow's...
Host segments: all heck breaks loose; the best kind of water; Challenger mysteries; Crow's souffle; Netflix era problems; our men of a certain age; 23 Skidoo!; Steak Milk Redux; March Dadness!; "Concepts" love.]]>48523000,comedy,ended,fancast,fiction,friendship,humor,mst3k,mystery,relationships,science,theater,timetrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-leech-woman-and-radical-anti-wrinkling--48829510
Host segments: Devori will be eaten by a big cat; did you know big cats are really scary?; Devori saw The Ghost and the Darkness once and it terrified her; there's really nowhere you can hide from a big cat; always trust someone who hasn't been eaten by a lion yet; knowledge is half the battle when dealing with big cats; Devori wrote these episode notes.

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Host segments: Devori will be eaten by a big cat; did you know big cats are really scary?; Devori saw The Ghost and the Darkness once and it terrified her; there's really nowhere you can hide from a big cat; always trust someone who hasn't been eaten by a lion yet; knowledge is half the battle when dealing with big cats; Devori wrote these episode notes.

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Host segments: drop dynamite in there!; true crime parallels; polin' holes; leech problems; something gross in a grotto; Dr. Dynamite; a super serial history; grocer games; take me to the mushroom palace!; Jeff's otter recipe central.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48641040Tue, 08 Feb 2022 14:19:22 +0000SoL-MatesWe're wishing you a happy early Valentine's Day with the dubious choice of Attach of the Giant Leeches! So - grab someone and suck on them, with consent, of course! Host segments: drop dynamite in there!; true crime parallels; polin' holes; leech...
Host segments: drop dynamite in there!; true crime parallels; polin' holes; leech problems; something gross in a grotto; Dr. Dynamite; a super serial history; grocer games; take me to the mushroom palace!; Jeff's otter recipe central.]]>45653000,attack,comedy,creature,fancast,feature,giant,horror,humor,leeches,monster,mst3k,mystery,of,riffing,science,scifi,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/future-war-and-very-specific-kinks--48439443
Host segments: LadyRater; former naughty person; The Wet Whale main stage; cretaceous mouth; TimCop; OJ redux; losing Sacramento; our apologies to Bob Saget.

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Host segments: LadyRater; former naughty person; The Wet Whale main stage; cretaceous mouth; TimCop; OJ redux; losing Sacramento; our apologies to Bob Saget.

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Host segments: Phyllis Schlafly knew; MiMi knows something is fishy; Blue Book cleavage; gradual release of pushing; Trish is out for blood; Angel's feminism; grown-up girl scouts; King Crow.

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Host segments: Phyllis Schlafly knew; MiMi knows something is fishy; Blue Book cleavage; gradual release of pushing; Trish is out for blood; Angel's feminism; grown-up girl scouts; King Crow.

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Host segments: MiMi vs. the Martians; guest success; Angry Dome problems; Trailer Park LaPerla; Rifftrax Redux; tell us why you like it; a large dent; booze and recommendations.

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Host segments: MiMi vs. the Martians; guest success; Angry Dome problems; Trailer Park LaPerla; Rifftrax Redux; tell us why you like it; a large dent; booze and recommendations.

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Host segments: We know a guy; MiMi's bridge too far; on origin of green species; a constant pendulum swing of quality; a little Krampus justice; Pounding Day; We Saw Three Riffs.

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Host segments: We know a guy; MiMi's bridge too far; on origin of green species; a constant pendulum swing of quality; a little Krampus justice; Pounding Day; We Saw Three Riffs.

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Host segments: another book Jeff never read; mules and flips; the origins of Hollywood's "Red Scare;" an affair to not remember; deep riffs; inaccurate depictions of brutal nuclear war. .

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Host segments: another book Jeff never read; mules and flips; the origins of Hollywood's "Red Scare;" an affair to not remember; deep riffs; inaccurate depictions of brutal nuclear war. .

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Host segments: The Agnes Archives; Jeff's a tripper; The Gentle Nudge (TM); Joel Robinson - Muppet; Let's dance, Wendy's; how the west was FUN!




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Host segments: The Agnes Archives; Jeff's a tripper; The Gentle Nudge (TM); Joel Robinson - Muppet; Let's dance, Wendy's; how the west was FUN!




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Host segments: MST3K-specific aphasia; Breakfast of Alcoholic Champions; remastering woes; doing Remedy dirty; why westerns?; non-sequitur segments; Cranch Cravin's; Wes Anderson's Last of the Wild Horses.

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Host segments: MST3K-specific aphasia; Breakfast of Alcoholic Champions; remastering woes; doing Remedy dirty; why westerns?; non-sequitur segments; Cranch Cravin's; Wes Anderson's Last of the Wild Horses.

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Host segments: Cringiest Cringe that Ever Cringed; the Arch Hall Jr. Hype Machine; dubbing problems; desert-hot Keystone Light; all hair and swimsuit.

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Host segments: Cringiest Cringe that Ever Cringed; the Arch Hall Jr. Hype Machine; dubbing problems; desert-hot Keystone Light; all hair and swimsuit.

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Host segments: unfortunate uncles; Marcia Brady appreciation post; let the lightning deal with Bob; the smells (TM) of the farm; please dismiss your hype man.

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Host segments: unfortunate uncles; Marcia Brady appreciation post; let the lightning deal with Bob; the smells (TM) of the farm; please dismiss your hype man.

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Host segments: falling off the moon; terrible slo-mo; wild, wild bureaucracy; Joe's sad flag story; can you poop in space; what even is this movie?; 200% more Lou Diamond Phillips; Ted Lasso in Space!; Persuasion in Space!

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Host segments: falling off the moon; terrible slo-mo; wild, wild bureaucracy; Joe's sad flag story; can you poop in space; what even is this movie?; 200% more Lou Diamond Phillips; Ted Lasso in Space!; Persuasion in Space!

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Host segments: Gordin'; Bardcore Perry; Pore Jud; lighting discussions; Gideon gets mean girled; maysure for maysure; sexy saxophone solo.

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Host segments: Gordin'; Bardcore Perry; Pore Jud; lighting discussions; Gideon gets mean girled; maysure for maysure; sexy saxophone solo.

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**Correction - Katherine Hepburn did not, in fact, have Parkinson's.**

Host segments: deputized teens; in defense of Renaissance Festivals; funny drunks; Giant Gilda Monster; everything's scary in Texas; jumpin' jumpin;.

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**Correction - Katherine Hepburn did not, in fact, have Parkinson's.**

Host segments: deputized teens; in defense of Renaissance Festivals; funny drunks; Giant Gilda Monster; everything's scary in Texas; jumpin' jumpin;.

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Host segments: the harsh truth about cotton gloves; Full Funch; Not a boat!; CanCon; Tryin' Burgers with Troy; Levon Czonka; Joe's whoopsie; ScanAlb; auntie's big weekend.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46041568Tue, 10 Aug 2021 18:21:20 +0000SoL-MatesWe're tackling Devori's birthday request this episode with fan-favorite The Final Sacrifice. Join us for what ends up being the most buck wild five minutes of podcasting we've ever experienced, and paint yourself a soundscape of Joe tipping over in an...
Host segments: the harsh truth about cotton gloves; Full Funch; Not a boat!; CanCon; Tryin' Burgers with Troy; Levon Czonka; Joe's whoopsie; ScanAlb; auntie's big weekend.]]>50023000,adventure,canada,fancast,final,friendship,humor,marriage,mst3k,mystery,relationships,riffing,sacrifice,science,theatertrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/future-zone-and-proper-bedroom-attire--45857762
Host segments: ferret smuggling; mesh shirt = future; Raimi Redux; meshy bois; gloverhead; paradox schmaradox; a Terminator Diversion; Cryptid Corner; Kidney Force.

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Host segments: ferret smuggling; mesh shirt = future; Raimi Redux; meshy bois; gloverhead; paradox schmaradox; a Terminator Diversion; Cryptid Corner; Kidney Force.

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Host segments: the science of re-recording; physics of shooting planes; Jeff can get you a cheese plant job; a history of Madeira; THIS dude?; Lisa's dark history; MiMi's ChinFacts TM; recasting for 1991 made-for-TV spectacular.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45680078Tue, 13 Jul 2021 15:05:16 +0000SoL-MatesHere it is! The next entry in our summer of reclaimed time! The anticipated (dreaded? feared? hated?) Time Chasers episodes. There's not much to say about this one, folks. CASTLETON! Host segments: the science of re-recording; physics of shooting...
Host segments: the science of re-recording; physics of shooting planes; Jeff can get you a cheese plant job; a history of Madeira; THIS dude?; Lisa's dark history; MiMi's ChinFacts TM; recasting for 1991 made-for-TV spectacular.]]>44913000,castleton,chasers,comedy,fancast,friendship,humor,marriage,mst3k,mystery,paradox,relationships,riffing,science,theater,time,traveltrue5fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-undead-and-self-pleasuring-your-past-life--45492932
Host Segments: Ye Terminator; making sounds; a history lesson from Dr. Devori; Undead Time Paradox; apologies to all Brideys; the "ye" thing; taking an incomplete; Mad About Witchcraft.


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Host Segments: Ye Terminator; making sounds; a history lesson from Dr. Devori; Undead Time Paradox; apologies to all Brideys; the "ye" thing; taking an incomplete; Mad About Witchcraft.


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Host segments: MiMi's Chucklehut is closed; a horny culture; Ib-tastic Voyage; the missing ending; hosts from zero to hero; the episode where we meld all our sci-fi tropes; Ibbed for your pleasure; more local ads jokes.

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Host segments: MiMi's Chucklehut is closed; a horny culture; Ib-tastic Voyage; the missing ending; hosts from zero to hero; the episode where we meld all our sci-fi tropes; Ibbed for your pleasure; more local ads jokes.

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Host segments: crazy from the meat; yucking yums; send women and cake; a prolific Jesus; Fu Redux; Jeff goes ham on homophones; Fu goes to Greendale; Devori didn't watch the movie.

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Host segments: crazy from the meat; yucking yums; send women and cake; a prolific Jesus; Fu Redux; Jeff goes ham on homophones; Fu goes to Greendale; Devori didn't watch the movie.

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Host segments: controversial content; NPR IN SPACE; Devori aggressively doesn't care; let the women edit; a discussion about Anakin's sexuality that goes on for far too long; going to get some Midicoorsians; only on May the 4th.

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Host segments: controversial content; NPR IN SPACE; Devori aggressively doesn't care; let the women edit; a discussion about Anakin's sexuality that goes on for far too long; going to get some Midicoorsians; only on May the 4th.

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Host segments: flipping nightingale eggs; pulling a Lithgow; levels of uncle-ing; Matreon; Joe's alternate cut of Ghost; metal speed run.

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Host segments: flipping nightingale eggs; pulling a Lithgow; levels of uncle-ing; Matreon; Joe's alternate cut of Ghost; metal speed run.

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Host segments: Jeff erasure; gritty Monkees; Measuring Man Mythos; Big Live Energy; battle of the b-bands; peak Vice; Orlando Foible; mild shenanigans.

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Host segments: Jeff erasure; gritty Monkees; Measuring Man Mythos; Big Live Energy; battle of the b-bands; peak Vice; Orlando Foible; mild shenanigans.

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Host segments: Joe's stance on pranks; work capes for the despot on-the-go; sand in the clam; Jeff gets too real; Devori learns some hard truths; Kim Jung Poon.

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Host segments: Joe's stance on pranks; work capes for the despot on-the-go; sand in the clam; Jeff gets too real; Devori learns some hard truths; Kim Jung Poon.

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Host segments: kakadoodie car; #aspersions; lick yourself, dad; nipple-play-based transportation; gentrification; not that kind of Marine; that was really good, Carl; flipside of The Matrix.

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Host segments: kakadoodie car; #aspersions; lick yourself, dad; nipple-play-based transportation; gentrification; not that kind of Marine; that was really good, Carl; flipside of The Matrix.

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Host segments: keep some jiggle juice in the can; factory originals; La La Land spoilers; the trope of the casting couch; mother strucker; Clutch Cargo/Tarantino; we write a Baywatch episode; Bean-nicks.

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Host segments: keep some jiggle juice in the can; factory originals; La La Land spoilers; the trope of the casting couch; mother strucker; Clutch Cargo/Tarantino; we write a Baywatch episode; Bean-nicks.

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Host segments: mansplain fail; aesthetics according to Seinfeld; Wild Women Got Back; imminent dad bod; Wongo gets a GLOW-up; recessive gene bonanza.

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Host segments: mansplain fail; aesthetics according to Seinfeld; Wild Women Got Back; imminent dad bod; Wongo gets a GLOW-up; recessive gene bonanza.

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Host segments: aliens can't share; deep-cut Reno: 911!; proto X-Files; poor Steve; how DID the flag get on the moon?; a deep MST3K lineage; page 31 hi-jinks; the lore of ligers; The Tolerable Four; "do the movie gooder," unfortunate Twitter interactions.

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Host segments: aliens can't share; deep-cut Reno: 911!; proto X-Files; poor Steve; how DID the flag get on the moon?; a deep MST3K lineage; page 31 hi-jinks; the lore of ligers; The Tolerable Four; "do the movie gooder," unfortunate Twitter interactions.

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Host segments: Joe’s golden synopsis; the days of toilet wine and roses; post-MST3k roundup; ruining the illusion of violence in West Side Story; MiMi's Ancient Military History; don't search "pissy gymnast"; characterization.

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Host segments: Joe’s golden synopsis; the days of toilet wine and roses; post-MST3k roundup; ruining the illusion of violence in West Side Story; MiMi's Ancient Military History; don't search "pissy gymnast"; characterization.

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Host segments: killing the fiction of the episode; Joe is Editor Supreme!; Dark Side of the Moonbeast; Village of the Giants Redux; Zombies are Delicious TMTMTMTM; lack of vans and angry domes; Jeff’s large batch.

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Host segments: killing the fiction of the episode; Joe is Editor Supreme!; Dark Side of the Moonbeast; Village of the Giants Redux; Zombies are Delicious TMTMTMTM; lack of vans and angry domes; Jeff’s large batch.

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Host segments: Yo soy bein' murdered!; Smut (TM); so much why; The Porn Shakes; vulgar Thelma Ritter; Jeff is 47!; for our RPDR fans; camp sandwich.

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Host segments: Yo soy bein' murdered!; Smut (TM); so much why; The Porn Shakes; vulgar Thelma Ritter; Jeff is 47!; for our RPDR fans; camp sandwich.

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Happy New Year, MSTies! And we'll see you in 2021!

Host segments: why couldn't they have picked Dana Gould?; sciency-lingo; intergalactic assholes; movie troubles; a parakeet named Roderick; Ruth-tact; riff-a-palooza; Jeff gets sappy.

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Happy New Year, MSTies! And we'll see you in 2021!

Host segments: why couldn't they have picked Dana Gould?; sciency-lingo; intergalactic assholes; movie troubles; a parakeet named Roderick; Ruth-tact; riff-a-palooza; Jeff gets sappy.

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Host segments: the days of kicking a can; Dime-trapt; cheerleader wicker man; Devori was Mrs. Newlywed; tiniest shorts; I LOVE YOUR SALADS; Donder v. Donner; Joe feels attacked.

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Host segments: the days of kicking a can; Dime-trapt; cheerleader wicker man; Devori was Mrs. Newlywed; tiniest shorts; I LOVE YOUR SALADS; Donder v. Donner; Joe feels attacked.

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*It's not Prince of Space.

Host segments: Joe's gyrations; spousal support; that's gross, Linda; Johnny's Stranger Danger; coffee priest career paths; spontaneous human concussion; always boys on the side.

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*It's not Prince of Space.

Host segments: Joe's gyrations; spousal support; that's gross, Linda; Johnny's Stranger Danger; coffee priest career paths; spontaneous human concussion; always boys on the side.

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Host segments: crucial astral plane subtext; Devori’s season eleven betrayal; Jeff – Disney Princess ™; I’m a professional Bigfoot; the Schlossberg Cohen mystery; three times as many Shastas; Pablo Escobear; Normal Speed.

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Host segments: crucial astral plane subtext; Devori’s season eleven betrayal; Jeff – Disney Princess ™; I’m a professional Bigfoot; the Schlossberg Cohen mystery; three times as many Shastas; Pablo Escobear; Normal Speed.

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Host segments: Beaujolais Janet; Alice Cooper Sky Harbor 2.0; VampWay; Santos CPA; every baby is a heel; frank about Frank's departure; RIP Tad Taintly; horchata michelada; chupacabra has entered the ring.

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Host segments: Beaujolais Janet; Alice Cooper Sky Harbor 2.0; VampWay; Santos CPA; every baby is a heel; frank about Frank's departure; RIP Tad Taintly; horchata michelada; chupacabra has entered the ring.

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Host segments: drama club redux; victim or jag?; Joe takes a dim view of pranking; the science is confusing; Jeff the Corrupter; the unique pain only Jewel can cause; "Werewolves of London" just needs to be in here; we celebrate Tom Huddleford's entire catalog; gaslighting vs. jackassery.

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Host segments: drama club redux; victim or jag?; Joe takes a dim view of pranking; the science is confusing; Jeff the Corrupter; the unique pain only Jewel can cause; "Werewolves of London" just needs to be in here; we celebrate Tom Huddleford's entire catalog; gaslighting vs. jackassery.

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Host segments: the drinking habits of the domesticated archaeologist; Necromancer Paul; nephew's favorite riffs; Jeff has so many theories; moon shots; riffing our lives; getting humped on the dance floor; threads of Joe Estevez; our apologies to Stephanie Meyer; Law of Transitive Vodka.

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Host segments: the drinking habits of the domesticated archaeologist; Necromancer Paul; nephew's favorite riffs; Jeff has so many theories; moon shots; riffing our lives; getting humped on the dance floor; threads of Joe Estevez; our apologies to Stephanie Meyer; Law of Transitive Vodka.

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Host segments: nightmare mom; GlenPTSD; The Gender Essentialism Side-Step; Comatose Crumbs; Colonel Waaah-nhattan; Joe has feelings about Mr. B; methtosterone.

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Host segments: nightmare mom; GlenPTSD; The Gender Essentialism Side-Step; Comatose Crumbs; Colonel Waaah-nhattan; Joe has feelings about Mr. B; methtosterone.

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Host segments: geology talk; Step 3 - Profit!; apologies to Foxy Shazam; get the Foo Fighters in here; a new type of demolition derby; Space Children redux; Dante's weird hipster hell.

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Host segments: geology talk; Step 3 - Profit!; apologies to Foxy Shazam; get the Foo Fighters in here; a new type of demolition derby; Space Children redux; Dante's weird hipster hell.

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Host segments: hot take - rich people are shitty; dueling beach volleyball scenes; #TheseWomen; #YachtProblems; omnipresent Richard; the journeys of Tommy Kirk; don't listen, mom; too soon; beach jurisdiction; Joe's ALF feelings.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40485546Tue, 25 Aug 2020 15:50:20 +0000SoL-MatesBelieve it or not, due to a technology fail, we had to talk about Catalina Caper twice. TWICE. Anyway - this is the second time. We'd tell you to spot the difference, but you can't. And we're still bitter about it Host segments: hot take - rich...
Host segments: hot take - rich people are shitty; dueling beach volleyball scenes; #TheseWomen; #YachtProblems; omnipresent Richard; the journeys of Tommy Kirk; don't listen, mom; too soon; beach jurisdiction; Joe's ALF feelings.]]>46383000,caper,catalina,comedy,commentary,fancast,film,friendship,humor,marriage,movies,mst3k,mystery,relationships,riffing,science,theatertrue4fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/horrors-of-spider-island-and-up-on-bobby--40265168
Host segments: mumbling and muted nudity; Jeff's tenuous grasp on Yugoslavian trivia; everything is terrible; Gary's management style; the psychic energy of pillow fights; up on some Bobby; a change of dancers; hunting for peen.

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Host segments: mumbling and muted nudity; Jeff's tenuous grasp on Yugoslavian trivia; everything is terrible; Gary's management style; the psychic energy of pillow fights; up on some Bobby; a change of dancers; hunting for peen.

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Host segments: Ator has a plan; Totino's betrayal; Devori Kimbro for Day-Drinking; a shitty rogue, Joe's weird rabbit-hole; an accent-heavy ad break; Van Dwellers; Encino Ator; the fat one is watching the little one.

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Host segments: Ator has a plan; Totino's betrayal; Devori Kimbro for Day-Drinking; a shitty rogue, Joe's weird rabbit-hole; an accent-heavy ad break; Van Dwellers; Encino Ator; the fat one is watching the little one.

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Host segments: lady doctor; Clerks' Death Star discussion has entered the chat; how do you solve a problem like Diabolik?; lipstick feminism; missed finale opportunities; cut for time and context; the heady days of August 1999; Lord of the Diaboliks; bow before the navel; DONALD GLOVER IS ALL OF THEM!

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Host segments: lady doctor; Clerks' Death Star discussion has entered the chat; how do you solve a problem like Diabolik?; lipstick feminism; missed finale opportunities; cut for time and context; the heady days of August 1999; Lord of the Diaboliks; bow before the navel; DONALD GLOVER IS ALL OF THEM!

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Host segments: Rand Paul's stroke book; good ol' Sandy Frank; we're pretty sure Jeff is making shit up about thermodynamics; Saturn 3; host segment roulette; do you even Mighty Jack?; GI Joe made sense; an Avengers ideological conceit; Real Housewives of Mighty Jack; Devori aggressively doesn't care.

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Host segments: Rand Paul's stroke book; good ol' Sandy Frank; we're pretty sure Jeff is making shit up about thermodynamics; Saturn 3; host segment roulette; do you even Mighty Jack?; GI Joe made sense; an Avengers ideological conceit; Real Housewives of Mighty Jack; Devori aggressively doesn't care.

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Host segments: hot dog envy; sourdough batch; Jeff Smith redux; joys of traveling; scone v. scone; by the time we were Hank's age; the tragedy of All in the Family; Jonay Ray-make.

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Host segments: hot dog envy; sourdough batch; Jeff Smith redux; joys of traveling; scone v. scone; by the time we were Hank's age; the tragedy of All in the Family; Jonay Ray-make.

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Host segments: Michael Hutchence pose; Google it; #LowBudgetSpyLife; Chekov's blob; Ward E; spaghetti spy movies; host segment blahs; the grammatical derivation of "whoomp"; our apologies to Willem Dafoe; a REAL super dragon; no apologies to Orrin Hatch; KDBH.

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Host segments: Michael Hutchence pose; Google it; #LowBudgetSpyLife; Chekov's blob; Ward E; spaghetti spy movies; host segment blahs; the grammatical derivation of "whoomp"; our apologies to Willem Dafoe; a REAL super dragon; no apologies to Orrin Hatch; KDBH.

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Host segments: You dropped your Puerto Rico; a little more about Coleman Francis; positional nuking; MiMi wins; found footage Beast; My boys are missing; whatever 'cur, Tor find.
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Host segments: You dropped your Puerto Rico; a little more about Coleman Francis; positional nuking; MiMi wins; found footage Beast; My boys are missing; whatever 'cur, Tor find.
'

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Host segments: Goodyear sumbitch; too-literal Kevin; transhumanism and the struggle being real; dictator or bag of dicks?; a bunch of capable women; Slim Goodbody's brother.


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Host segments: Goodyear sumbitch; too-literal Kevin; transhumanism and the struggle being real; dictator or bag of dicks?; a bunch of capable women; Slim Goodbody's brother.


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Host segments: BadLibs; the classic Paul Revere Gambit; right in the crapper; I thought that was WarGames; "Startin' up a Posse;" Aileen vs. Carl; The Astronaut Trap; a left-handed Get Out; my-my-my-my planet; stop hitting me.

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Host segments: BadLibs; the classic Paul Revere Gambit; right in the crapper; I thought that was WarGames; "Startin' up a Posse;" Aileen vs. Carl; The Astronaut Trap; a left-handed Get Out; my-my-my-my planet; stop hitting me.

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Host segments: reasons to buy a boy; Kardashian redux; Pants for incels; poor Gene Hackman; when they were on CSI.

American Roads to Recovery interview with Bill Corbett: https://americanroads2recovery.org/the-interviews/#BillC

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Host segments: reasons to buy a boy; Kardashian redux; Pants for incels; poor Gene Hackman; when they were on CSI.

American Roads to Recovery interview with Bill Corbett: https://americanroads2recovery.org/the-interviews/#BillC

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Host segments: Beefy Guy and the Pig-Monster; Keystone campus security; lesser Carradine movies; the mystery of drammel; FatMo; A Streetcar Named FatWizard; grateful for bidets!

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Host segments: Beefy Guy and the Pig-Monster; Keystone campus security; lesser Carradine movies; the mystery of drammel; FatMo; A Streetcar Named FatWizard; grateful for bidets!

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Host segments: sand EVERYWHERE; Drunk Stepdad and the Tallboy; Joe is triggered; pussy Charleston Chew; Jeff loves tequila; rotary phone security system; alien or angel?; lump vs. layabouts; what if we don't nuke the world?; East Idaho nihilism; Ken's lump management skills.


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Host segments: sand EVERYWHERE; Drunk Stepdad and the Tallboy; Joe is triggered; pussy Charleston Chew; Jeff loves tequila; rotary phone security system; alien or angel?; lump vs. layabouts; what if we don't nuke the world?; East Idaho nihilism; Ken's lump management skills.


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Host segments: by the power of lutefisk; Corman cutting his losses; Viking pranks; we do a deep-dive into five-pound parties; Introducing Tophat Jerry; Viking Women of Gor; a weird Russ Meyer riff; again debating if you can separate the short from the movie.


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Host segments: by the power of lutefisk; Corman cutting his losses; Viking pranks; we do a deep-dive into five-pound parties; Introducing Tophat Jerry; Viking Women of Gor; a weird Russ Meyer riff; again debating if you can separate the short from the movie.


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Host segments: Francis Coleman's Irregular Dudes; chute sack; too much skydiving in The Skydivers; porn-ception continues; Joe has three friends; the Love's BBQ van; Bound but with coveralls; Joe's too lazy for an affair.


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Host segments: Francis Coleman's Irregular Dudes; chute sack; too much skydiving in The Skydivers; porn-ception continues; Joe has three friends; the Love's BBQ van; Bound but with coveralls; Joe's too lazy for an affair.


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Host segments: Idaho handshake; Sake Bombs Round 2; MiMi knows her Star Force; what has our podcast become?; Revenge of the Sith hot takes; the sushi conveyor belt that is Hollywood; there's nothing that alcohol can't solve.

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Host segments: Idaho handshake; Sake Bombs Round 2; MiMi knows her Star Force; what has our podcast become?; Revenge of the Sith hot takes; the sushi conveyor belt that is Hollywood; there's nothing that alcohol can't solve.

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Host segments: arcing ropes of comedy; Smells Like Chantilly; stocking up on obscure liqueurs; getting Urked; you know Torgo smells like poop; you can't trust a man without a chin; Jeff News; Once Upon a Time...at San Francisco International; a quiet domestic drama; fugue-state coin collector.

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Host segments: arcing ropes of comedy; Smells Like Chantilly; stocking up on obscure liqueurs; getting Urked; you know Torgo smells like poop; you can't trust a man without a chin; Jeff News; Once Upon a Time...at San Francisco International; a quiet domestic drama; fugue-state coin collector.

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Host segments: certain ships have sailed; Joe's Van Corner; Jack the Reddit-Namer; tying up loose ends; our listeners are WRONG; perfume on a pig; more Myra; Kitten with a Whip and our dark truths; painfully obvious; Riff MVP wrap-up.

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Host segments: certain ships have sailed; Joe's Van Corner; Jack the Reddit-Namer; tying up loose ends; our listeners are WRONG; perfume on a pig; more Myra; Kitten with a Whip and our dark truths; painfully obvious; Riff MVP wrap-up.

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Host segments: Capable Man!; support your local MSTie; incarnations of Gypsy; by Hoyle toxic masculinity; Polar vs. Snowball Express; what if any of the subplots were fleshed out?; THIS IS MY STOP!


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Host segments: Capable Man!; support your local MSTie; incarnations of Gypsy; by Hoyle toxic masculinity; Polar vs. Snowball Express; what if any of the subplots were fleshed out?; THIS IS MY STOP!


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Host segments: Billy’s mom has got it going on; Jeff has theories; an episode full of homages; all the subtext with none of the plot; sexual assault as a plot point; Jeff’s terrible Home Alone; Van Chat with Joe; Riff MVP Ralph Nader


CW: sexual assault, incest

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Host segments: Billy’s mom has got it going on; Jeff has theories; an episode full of homages; all the subtext with none of the plot; sexual assault as a plot point; Jeff’s terrible Home Alone; Van Chat with Joe; Riff MVP Ralph Nader


CW: sexual assault, incest

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Host segments: the great "they" debate; et tu Phantom Creeps?; Joe and Devori met Joel!; that's the rattlesnake's car now; the elephant in the room; an abandoned anthology series.

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Host segments: the great "they" debate; et tu Phantom Creeps?; Joe and Devori met Joel!; that's the rattlesnake's car now; the elephant in the room; an abandoned anthology series.

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Host Segments: Don't bag on Myrtle; Devori's shocking admission; southern roadkill on the skids; a drunken walk down memory lane; the saga of Craig; Dirty Hairy; Tim is the final girl; Jeff delivers a forceful review.

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Host Segments: Don't bag on Myrtle; Devori's shocking admission; southern roadkill on the skids; a drunken walk down memory lane; the saga of Craig; Dirty Hairy; Tim is the final girl; Jeff delivers a forceful review.

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GHOST Segments: Crimson Foyer; Jeff is touched by an evil clown; MiMi reminds us that water babies are a thing; Joe's close encounter.

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GHOST Segments: Crimson Foyer; Jeff is touched by an evil clown; MiMi reminds us that water babies are a thing; Joe's close encounter.

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Host segments: the origin of back-bacon; WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?; the logic of penis puppets; basically Canadian; metal mania; extended Rush tribute; we're all winners.

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Host segments: the origin of back-bacon; WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?; the logic of penis puppets; basically Canadian; metal mania; extended Rush tribute; we're all winners.

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*Note: we had some minor audio issues in the last 1/3 of the episode or so. Please forgive our mess. We'll do better next time.*

Host segments: comic antagonism; then they do it; because time dilation; Joe was sold a bill of goods; Linda and Tang, not Adam and Steve; we're gonna need a better writer.

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*Note: we had some minor audio issues in the last 1/3 of the episode or so. Please forgive our mess. We'll do better next time.*

Host segments: comic antagonism; then they do it; because time dilation; Joe was sold a bill of goods; Linda and Tang, not Adam and Steve; we're gonna need a better writer.

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Host segments: God bless Joe; junk drawer trauma; why you do Sumiko like that?; makin' fun of Euro-trash; OMAGHA!; Joe's pro tips; slap Gig Young; getting probed; fapping away.

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Host segments: God bless Joe; junk drawer trauma; why you do Sumiko like that?; makin' fun of Euro-trash; OMAGHA!; Joe's pro tips; slap Gig Young; getting probed; fapping away.

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Host Segments: The power of Newton compels you; longing for Commando Cody; no befriending Pearl; chief/prince hierarchy; Joe's mind gets blown; too soon; Jeff's 1997; lifelike cram school; Space Minority Whip; Yojimbo in Space; Niptune Men.

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Host Segments: The power of Newton compels you; longing for Commando Cody; no befriending Pearl; chief/prince hierarchy; Joe's mind gets blown; too soon; Jeff's 1997; lifelike cram school; Space Minority Whip; Yojimbo in Space; Niptune Men.

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Host segments: CSI Martha; potential poon vs. resident poon; going full Bobo; those are balls; barnacle boner; tub death; bad borrower.


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Host segments: CSI Martha; potential poon vs. resident poon; going full Bobo; those are balls; barnacle boner; tub death; bad borrower.


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If you’re so inclined, check out the episode of Suicide Buddies (co-hosted by Hampton Yount himself) discussing Margaux Hemingway’s suicide. https://player.fm/series/series-2293060/margaux-hemingway

Host Segments: Jeff Old-Mansplains Piranha-phobia; trying to fill in all these plot-holes; MiMi’s a robot purist; a Brazillion degrees; gem-stuffed invasive species; MASH-up; Joe grades on a curve when there’s no boobies.



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If you’re so inclined, check out the episode of Suicide Buddies (co-hosted by Hampton Yount himself) discussing Margaux Hemingway’s suicide. https://player.fm/series/series-2293060/margaux-hemingway

Host Segments: Jeff Old-Mansplains Piranha-phobia; trying to fill in all these plot-holes; MiMi’s a robot purist; a Brazillion degrees; gem-stuffed invasive species; MASH-up; Joe grades on a curve when there’s no boobies.



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Host Segments: Vicky Mendoza Parallel; Kitten ex Machina; Jeff gets real dark; Sex Kitten Castle Doctrine; host segment cinematography; ineffective campaign management; Mike tingles; Carter and Midge;


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Host Segments: Vicky Mendoza Parallel; Kitten ex Machina; Jeff gets real dark; Sex Kitten Castle Doctrine; host segment cinematography; ineffective campaign management; Mike tingles; Carter and Midge;


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Host Segments: #HerToo; we could take a toddler; Jeff has a problem with authority; Joe's ode to Pinky; casual racism; the problem with "bad girls"; they're all Shaggy; Devori draws the line at making Max Keller a Time Lord; only the most archaic of juggzz.

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Host Segments: #HerToo; we could take a toddler; Jeff has a problem with authority; Joe's ode to Pinky; casual racism; the problem with "bad girls"; they're all Shaggy; Devori draws the line at making Max Keller a Time Lord; only the most archaic of juggzz.

Please like, share, rate, and subscribe. Be sure to look for us on Twitter and Facebook, or e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com. Also - check our our subReddit - r/ArcaneJuggzz!]]>5116badgirl,film,friendship,humor,mamievandoren,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffing,teensploitationtrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/teenage-strangler-and-putting-a-ring-on-it--18437017

Strangling semantics; life with Mikey; barf medium; Jeff gets defensive – just like an only child; Devori’s Wide Wide World of Serial Killers; hysterical feedback loops; our content is a good size; MiMi absolutely won’t do that; we have strong opinions about janitors; our McElroy love becomes apparent.

Be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Twitter and Facebook – e-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com or check out our new subreddit at r/arcanejuggzz!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18437017Tue, 02 Jul 2019 13:20:15 +0000SoL-MatesThis episode ended up a touch longer than normal, but that’s only because we’re such a fan of teenage stranglers. No – people who strangle teenagers. Wait – this is coming out all wrong. *backs out of room* *turns off lights* Strangling semantics;...

Strangling semantics; life with Mikey; barf medium; Jeff gets defensive – just like an only child; Devori’s Wide Wide World of Serial Killers; hysterical feedback loops; our content is a good size; MiMi absolutely won’t do that; we have strong opinions about janitors; our McElroy love becomes apparent.

Be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Twitter and Facebook – e-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com or check out our new subreddit at r/arcanejuggzz!]]>5312arcanejuggzz,cocktail,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,webroughtbackmst3ktrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-beatniks-and-when-your-friends-can-t-stand-your-s-o--18302035
Host segments: You Might Be A Beatnik; do these people have parents?; Tony Travis is The One; dill comma whole; hungover children; Harry’s got a type; aggressively apathetic; arcanejuggzz is a thing.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18302035Tue, 18 Jun 2019 13:00:21 +0000SoL-MatesThis week, we talk about a movie about beatniks that inexplicably has no beatniks in it. Seriously. Not a beatnik to be seen. There’s a crooner. Some juvenile delinquents, maybe. But we didn’t see one beret. Nor did anyone snap. And we watched really...
Host segments: You Might Be A Beatnik; do these people have parents?; Tony Travis is The One; dill comma whole; hungover children; Harry’s got a type; aggressively apathetic; arcanejuggzz is a thing.]]>38793000,advice,friendship,humor,marriage,mst3k,mystery,relationships,riffing,science,theatertrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/jack-the-giant-killer-and-seizing-a-bone--18163027
Host segments: the pragmatics of life riffing; a history of Jack the Giant Killer; evil wizard logistics; www.arcanejugs.com vs. www.arcanejuggzz.com; folklore hero exchange program; Jack makes a giant mistake; Blowjob Betty the Banshee.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe. We're on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18163027Tue, 04 Jun 2019 13:00:16 +0000SoL-MatesThis episode, we're delving into one of our favorite Rifftrax Lives - Jack the Giant Killer! Along the way, we find we just can't help bringing up Samantha Fox...again. Listen as Devori is slowly driven mad by her own childhood existential crises and...
Host segments: the pragmatics of life riffing; a history of Jack the Giant Killer; evil wizard logistics; www.arcanejugs.com vs. www.arcanejuggzz.com; folklore hero exchange program; Jack makes a giant mistake; Blowjob Betty the Banshee.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe. We're on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>42633000,comedy,fairytales,folklore,friendship,humor,marriage,mst3k,mystery,relationships,riffing,science,theatertrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-magic-sword-and-knightly-consensual-non-monogamy--18028610
Host segments: durty Joel; a satchel of Richards; the logic of circulating the tapes; SLP; friend zone; Sybil Wick; The One Where They Pause Riff MVP to Explain Broasting to Jeff.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe. We're on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18028610Tue, 21 May 2019 13:00:13 +0000SoL-MatesMagical May™ continues with the Bert I. Gordon clunker (or banger, depending on to whom you speak) The Magic Sword. More importantly, this is the episode when we FINALLY explain broasting to Jeff. Host segments: durty Joel; a satchel of Richards; the...
Host segments: durty Joel; a satchel of Richards; the logic of circulating the tapes; SLP; friend zone; Sybil Wick; The One Where They Pause Riff MVP to Explain Broasting to Jeff.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe. We're on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>4404bertigordon,comedy,fancast,fantasy,fantasyfilm,humor,mst3k,mysteryscienctheater3000,relationships,riffingtrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/wizards-of-the-lost-kingdom-and-the-needs-of-naughty-girls--17859635
Host Segments: The Wizard Chigur; missing David Bowie tracks; manticore padding; we don't get this kingdom; Teddy Fuxpin; Joel holds MST3K in an iron fist; Kor does anything for boobies; tripping balls on gnome wine; prepare to face the wrath of Fat Sting.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe. We're on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17859635Tue, 07 May 2019 16:14:58 +0000SoL-MatesIt's officially Magical May ™ here at SoL-Mates, and we celebrate it by *checks notes* listening to Jeff talk about how much he wants to nail Samantha Fox. Mostly we're just amazed how much we relate to Kor when we come out the other side. Host...
Host Segments: The Wizard Chigur; missing David Bowie tracks; manticore padding; we don't get this kingdom; Teddy Fuxpin; Joel holds MST3K in an iron fist; Kor does anything for boobies; tripping balls on gnome wine; prepare to face the wrath of Fat Sting.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe. We're on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>4886fancast,fantasy,film,humor,magic,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffingtrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/merlin-s-shop-of-mystical-wonders-and-oedipal-nightmares--17722145
Host segments: Emo Phillips visits a Renaissance faire; Joe's sex bed; Merlin abides; eminent Romaine; douchecanoe.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe. We're on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17722145Tue, 23 Apr 2019 13:27:04 +0000SoL-MatesThe SoL-Mates were reunited for this episode, and it feels soooooo good. Join your favorites and a special guest as they discuss Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders. This one is really a feast for the ears because...well...there's Jello shots. This...
Host segments: Emo Phillips visits a Renaissance faire; Joe's sex bed; Merlin abides; eminent Romaine; douchecanoe.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe. We're on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>4404comedy,fantasy,friendship,humor,marriage,merlin,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,riffing,rifftrax,scifitrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/amazing-colossal-man-and-dealing-with-inadequacy--17576181
Host segments: only rich kids get vitamins; The Great Hasting's Rent-Off; save me bomb; Joe goes there; Jeff comes from a long line of broads; Amazing Colossal Man 2: The Raging Nudge; The Barstow Stomper; who's afraid of going hiking in the desert now?; CONTINUING IN THE TRUE CRIME GENRE; buzz off buzzard.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe. We're on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17576181Tue, 09 Apr 2019 13:00:10 +0000SoL-MatesAAAAH. WE'RE HUGE...fans of this episode. Well, some of us are. What does it mean to be amazing? Colossal? A man? More importantly - how does someone who decides to bull-charge an atom bomb end up being SO WHINY? Host segments: only rich kids get...
Host segments: only rich kids get vitamins; The Great Hasting's Rent-Off; save me bomb; Joe goes there; Jeff comes from a long line of broads; Amazing Colossal Man 2: The Raging Nudge; The Barstow Stomper; who's afraid of going hiking in the desert now?; CONTINUING IN THE TRUE CRIME GENRE; buzz off buzzard.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe. We're on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>4558amazing,cocktail,colossal,fancast,film,horror,humor,man,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,recipes,sciencefiction,scifitrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-54-girl-in-gold-boots-and-unsettling-love-triangles--17436805
Host segments: this is a bad plan; Quantum Critter; bringing up Buzz; so shiny; jump cut lore; multi-layered stupidity; several run-ins with notorious serial killers; a brief history of Tom and Leslie; Yelping Eat; violently thrown into the Angry Dome.

Be sure to like, share, rate and subscribe. Find us on Twitter and Facebook, and e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17436805Tue, 26 Mar 2019 13:00:16 +0000SoL-MatesWe're tackling an MST3K classic, and the take-away is WE ALL WANNA BE A DANCER! We dissect the doings of Michele, Buzz, and Critter, and marvel and the discomfort of a love triangle with the oldest greaser WITH THE WORST PLANS EVER. Also, be sure to...
Host segments: this is a bad plan; Quantum Critter; bringing up Buzz; so shiny; jump cut lore; multi-layered stupidity; several run-ins with notorious serial killers; a brief history of Tom and Leslie; Yelping Eat; violently thrown into the Angry Dome.

Be sure to like, share, rate and subscribe. Find us on Twitter and Facebook, and e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>4863fancast,girlingoldboots,humor,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffing,sciencefiction,triviatrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-53-the-indestructible-man-and-calming-a-hysterical-woman--17299587
Host segments: not normally Devori's thing; MiMi's all bitter; don't invite The Butcher to your heist; a taquito fancast; two chicks at once; hysterical in the Angry Dome; the problem with serial shorts; very intersectional; banal AND infuriating.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe - find us on Twitter and Facebook, and e-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17299587Tue, 12 Mar 2019 15:24:57 +0000SoL-MatesWe wanted to talk about hard-boiled detectives, hysterical dames, and the pseudo-scientific origins of the modern Prometheus myth, but mostly we just end up screaming about taquitos. Host segments: not normally Devori's thing; MiMi's all bitter;...
Host segments: not normally Devori's thing; MiMi's all bitter; don't invite The Butcher to your heist; a taquito fancast; two chicks at once; hysterical in the Angry Dome; the problem with serial shorts; very intersectional; banal AND infuriating.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe - find us on Twitter and Facebook, and e-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com!]]>4699classicfilm,fancast,humor,hysteria,lonchaney,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffing,sciencefictiontrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-52-mac-and-me-and-pretty-nice-alien-anatomy--17144253
A series of liquid and gas-filled bladders, super-human/sub-alien, Jeff tells us what’s the deal with rum; alien-based traumas; Joe as target audience; Jeff probes alien anatomy too deeply; dad’s life insurance; Build That Shield! buzz off, clown; Joe was good at Book It.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe on your podcatcher. You can find us on Twitter and Facebook, and e-mail is solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17144253Tue, 26 Feb 2019 14:00:19 +0000SoL-MatesWe’re finally taking on the new classic from Season 12, Mac and Me! We have so many questions that we want to address; What happened to the dad? How could the aliens have been contained in the facility? Is Mac from the moon? Mars? An asteroid? But...
A series of liquid and gas-filled bladders, super-human/sub-alien, Jeff tells us what’s the deal with rum; alien-based traumas; Joe as target audience; Jeff probes alien anatomy too deeply; dad’s life insurance; Build That Shield! buzz off, clown; Joe was good at Book It.

Please remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe on your podcatcher. You can find us on Twitter and Facebook, and e-mail is solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>4273aliens,comedy,fancast,humor,macandme,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffing,season12true3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-51-horror-of-party-beach-and-flirting-with-danger--17017646
Host segments: Heck's Angels; Scooby-Dooing this shit; sand in your tender bits; My Favorite Ford Fairlane; drunks, teenage girls, and out-of-towners; no boys allowed; Angry Dome presents Carol Clover; tantric rants; Those Were the Days; sometimes a wiener's just a wiener; The RZA ft. Tom Waits.

Please find us on social media, and remember to like, share, rate and subscribe. Email is solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

Thanks to Brian Whitehead for the Angry Dome Drop!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17017646Tue, 12 Feb 2019 14:00:11 +0000SoL-MatesHow better to celebrate our last episode of Nuclear Winter than at Party Beach? Surely nothing can go wrong at Party Beach? Right? ...Right? Host segments: Heck's Angels; Scooby-Dooing this shit; sand in your tender bits; My Favorite Ford Fairlane;...
Host segments: Heck's Angels; Scooby-Dooing this shit; sand in your tender bits; My Favorite Ford Fairlane; drunks, teenage girls, and out-of-towners; no boys allowed; Angry Dome presents Carol Clover; tantric rants; Those Were the Days; sometimes a wiener's just a wiener; The RZA ft. Tom Waits.

Please find us on social media, and remember to like, share, rate and subscribe. Email is solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

Thanks to Brian Whitehead for the Angry Dome Drop!]]>4225culturalstudies,fancast,film,humor,marriage,movies,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,popculture,relationships,riffing,rifftrax,tvtrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-50-gamera-and-penetrating-hard-emotional-shells--16869330
Host segments: Good throat meat; Turtle gap year; Gamera isn't here, man; Mrs. Kenny Gamera; my perineum!; Jeff and Joe fix your shit; 500% more Japanese teens; turtle confessions; Joe Don Baker a la Raymond Burr.

Please like, share, rate, subscribe and like us on social media (Twitter and Facebook). E-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16869330Tue, 29 Jan 2019 14:00:20 +0000SoL-MatesFirst off, we're absolutely thrilled to finally have an episode that doesn't sound like one of us is down a well. Secondly, we're continuing Nuclear Winter with a kaiju who's certainly one of the kaiju - Gamera! On the cutting room floor - a lengthy...
Host segments: Good throat meat; Turtle gap year; Gamera isn't here, man; Mrs. Kenny Gamera; my perineum!; Jeff and Joe fix your shit; 500% more Japanese teens; turtle confessions; Joe Don Baker a la Raymond Burr.

Please like, share, rate, subscribe and like us on social media (Twitter and Facebook). E-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>3924fancast,friendship,humor,marriage,movies,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffingtrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-49-the-atomic-brain-and-upgrading-yourself-for-your-lover--16714037
Host segments: We're in a bunker!; Jeff's like a hagfish; crazy from the meat; well-dressed toughs; jam handies; doggo shock; upper- AND under-boob; Angry Dome - Male Gaze Edition; kids these days.

As always, like, share, rate and subscribe. Find us on Twitter and Facebook. E-mail solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16714037Tue, 15 Jan 2019 14:00:15 +0000SoL-MatesWe're still trapped in this bunker in Tennessee, but while we were at it, we recorded an episode for you! What happens when three hot young women get trapped in a house with a diabolical old lady, a henchman, a dog-man, and a disgraced nuclear...
Host segments: We're in a bunker!; Jeff's like a hagfish; crazy from the meat; well-dressed toughs; jam handies; doggo shock; upper- AND under-boob; Angry Dome - Male Gaze Edition; kids these days.

As always, like, share, rate and subscribe. Find us on Twitter and Facebook. E-mail solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>4546atomic,brain,fancast,feminism,humor,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riff,riffingtrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-48-bunkered-down-and-reconsidering-our-life-choices--16602502
Host segments: true professionals; favorite cocktails; family business; offensive aphasia; cracker episodes; MiMi's beloved bits; leveling up; listener requests; Jeff on the cutting room floor; FRSTR; Joe's sweet-ass van; RIP; 2001's Macy Gray.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16602502Tue, 01 Jan 2019 13:00:19 +0000SoL-MatesInexplicably, it happened again, folks. Somehow, we were all definitely together...in the same place...when we got trapped, sitcom-style, in a location! While we're trapped, we reminisce about the last season of SoL-Mates, and look forward to the...
Host segments: true professionals; favorite cocktails; family business; offensive aphasia; cracker episodes; MiMi's beloved bits; leveling up; listener requests; Jeff on the cutting room floor; FRSTR; Joe's sweet-ass van; RIP; 2001's Macy Gray.]]>3599bottleepisode,cocktail,humor,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,nuclearwinter,relationships,riffing,rocket#9true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-47-santa-claus-and-creative-christmas-roleplaying--16510521
Host segments: It' a Wonderful Martha; a visit from Old Pitch; glowy feelings and screaming chaos; Apollo SoL; the "logic" of Santa's castle; The Pleasure Mouth; Lupita's mom's the worst; Devori kills Ringo Starr; On-Smythe-ians; Timothy Van Patten's child bait.

Happy holidays from The SoL-Mates!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16510521Tue, 18 Dec 2018 22:54:17 +0000SoL-MatesThe holiday season is upon us here at SoL-Mates, which means we're discussing an MST3K Christmas classic, Santa Claus! Feel free to listen with your families because we cut out all the swears and sex toy jokes! If you want to know what to get us for...
Host segments: It' a Wonderful Martha; a visit from Old Pitch; glowy feelings and screaming chaos; Apollo SoL; the "logic" of Santa's castle; The Pleasure Mouth; Lupita's mom's the worst; Devori kills Ringo Starr; On-Smythe-ians; Timothy Van Patten's child bait.

Happy holidays from The SoL-Mates!]]>4846christmas,fancast,holiday,holidays,marriage,merrychristmas,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffing,santaclausfalse2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-46-the-day-the-earth-froze-and-coping-with-your-in-laws--16385898
Host segments: the long and whiny road; sampo - where art thou?; mother of mothers; Cape Fear; logical reactions to clowns; many of us are pie-faced; Saved By the Sampo; big cup of ennui.

Please look for us on Twitter and Facebook, and remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe! Inquiries can be sent to solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16385898Tue, 04 Dec 2018 22:14:05 +0000SoL-MatesIt's starting to get cold out dere, and that reminded us of the day that dang ol' Earth froze, don'tcha know? How many dead geese did your boyfriend get YOU this year? Put down your lutefisk and enjoy this take on an MST3K Troika classic - The Day the...
Host segments: the long and whiny road; sampo - where art thou?; mother of mothers; Cape Fear; logical reactions to clowns; many of us are pie-faced; Saved By the Sampo; big cup of ennui.

Please look for us on Twitter and Facebook, and remember to like, share, rate, and subscribe! Inquiries can be sent to solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>3902fancast,marriage,movies,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,norwegian,relationships,riffing,riffs,snow,swedestrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-45-birdemic-and-bad-life-decisions--16269382
Host segments: Devori's sleep routine; Normaniad; blank man; Victor Rios' C-Court; eagleluftwaffe; Wiseau's creepy black heart; Birdemic Trail; distressing lack of subplots; mutual roofies.

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Happy Thanksgiving!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16269382Tue, 20 Nov 2018 17:57:06 +0000SoL-MatesHappy Thanksgiving, SoL-Mates! In honor of the holiday, we're taking on one of the biggest turkeys in the entire riffing canon: Rifftrax: Live - Birdemic! Enjoy this super-sized SoL-Mates, even as MiMi visualizes Norman Krasner's physiology in a truly...
Host segments: Devori's sleep routine; Normaniad; blank man; Victor Rios' C-Court; eagleluftwaffe; Wiseau's creepy black heart; Birdemic Trail; distressing lack of subplots; mutual roofies.

Please rate, share, subscribe, like - and look for us on Facebook and Twitter! E-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

Happy Thanksgiving!]]>4914badmovies,birdemic,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffing,rifftrax,thanksgivingtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-44-robot-vs-the-aztec-mummy-and-peeping-at-the-polls--16148026
Host Segments: four years candy-corn free; Tungsten man; the empty promise of the vacuum bag; quantum Mexico; Jeff old-mansplains serials; luchador caricaturist; Kids in the Tomb; library envy; The Cody Clause; an always-timely Leroy Jenkins reference; hyp-mo-tized; the ontology of Joe Don Baker; yellow-dog Crow-mocrats.

As always, like - share - rate - subscribe. Find us on Twitter and Facebook, or e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16148026Tue, 06 Nov 2018 15:56:11 +0000SoL-MatesHere at SoL-Mates, we have your up-to-the-minute election coverage on the contentious race between the Robot and the Aztec Mummy! Hear our guest anchors break down every scintillating element of this electoral bout! Get the most recent exit polling...
Host Segments: four years candy-corn free; Tungsten man; the empty promise of the vacuum bag; quantum Mexico; Jeff old-mansplains serials; luchador caricaturist; Kids in the Tomb; library envy; The Cody Clause; an always-timely Leroy Jenkins reference; hyp-mo-tized; the ontology of Joe Don Baker; yellow-dog Crow-mocrats.

As always, like - share - rate - subscribe. Find us on Twitter and Facebook, or e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>4730election,mexicanfilm,mst3k,mummy,mysterysciencetheater3000,robot,vote,webroughtbackmst3ktrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-shorts-a-very-spoopie-halloween--16093347
Host segments: hairy situations; creepy teens; Devori was ill-equipped; hallway ghosts, #TrickorTweet?

Be sure to like, share, rate, subscribe, and visit @solmatespod on Twitter with the hashtag #TrickorTweet to tell us YOUR spoopie tale, and we'll tweet you back with the name of a treat, because that's what Jeff came up with.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16093347Tue, 30 Oct 2018 17:34:22 +0000SoL-MatesWhat happens when Joe can't stop Devori from filling a whole short with material he would have otherwise cut because HE'S NOT THE BOSS OF HER? It's a very spoopie SoL-Mates Halloween episode! Chill and mildly thrill as the SoL-Mates tell their...
Host segments: hairy situations; creepy teens; Devori was ill-equipped; hallway ghosts, #TrickorTweet?

Be sure to like, share, rate, subscribe, and visit @solmatespod on Twitter with the hashtag #TrickorTweet to tell us YOUR spoopie tale, and we'll tweet you back with the name of a treat, because that's what Jeff came up with.]]>1491friendship,ghost,halloween,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,scarystories,supernaturaltrue2bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-43-beast-of-hollow-mountain-and-free-range-love--16029522
Host segments: MiMi and Jeff are NOT at a Three Dog Night concert; spot-on Pancho; weird, weird West; Mundo Jurasico!; Jeff throws stones in glass houses; irrational fears; dad bod sexy; mah claim!; therapods on meth; Stack v. Farina; a slow priest and a fast priest.

Remember to like, share, rate, subscribe and reach out to us on Facebook and Twitter! Email at solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16029522Tue, 23 Oct 2018 13:32:16 +0000SoL-MatesIt's yet another terrible week for accents here at SoL-Mates as we tackle the first sci-fi western, season 11's Beast of Hollow Mountain! Dios mio! Host segments: MiMi and Jeff are NOT at a Three Dog Night concert; spot-on Pancho; weird, weird West;...
Host segments: MiMi and Jeff are NOT at a Three Dog Night concert; spot-on Pancho; weird, weird West; Mundo Jurasico!; Jeff throws stones in glass houses; irrational fears; dad bod sexy; mah claim!; therapods on meth; Stack v. Farina; a slow priest and a fast priest.

Remember to like, share, rate, subscribe and reach out to us on Facebook and Twitter! Email at solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>4198classicmovies,dinosaurs,marriage,movies,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffing,sciencefiction,scifi,westerntrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-42-squirm-and-dating-in-the-south--15912975
Host segments: sex and sketti; The Birds, but worms; Devori has beef with Mick; mostly water and goo; Gil's Paul/Saul moment; Jeff's worm academy; masturbation trunk. (CW: attempted rape)

Be sure to like, rate, share, and subscribe! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook, and e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15912975Tue, 09 Oct 2018 13:00:04 +0000SoL-MatesListen as the SoL-Mates kick of Halloween month by plumbing the depths of their fears AND their Southern accents with Squirm! Also, be sure to look for literature regarding our burgeoning Cult of Coily! ALL HAIL THE SPRING! Host segments: sex and...
Host segments: sex and sketti; The Birds, but worms; Devori has beef with Mick; mostly water and goo; Gil's Paul/Saul moment; Jeff's worm academy; masturbation trunk. (CW: attempted rape)

Be sure to like, rate, share, and subscribe! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook, and e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>4789advice,cocktails,movies,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,rifftrax,wormstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-41-rocket-attack-usa-and-consensual-voyeurism--15802825
Host segments: totally unhelpful apocalypse tips; a long short; totally reliable narrators; sweet, sweet caldera death; hooray for jingoism!; the very best spy boy; go a lot to Russia; Operation LG Mediocre; inappropriate Mr. Rogers.

Please remember to like, share, rate, subscribe. @solmatespod, SoL-Mates MST3K Podcast (FB), or e-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15802825Tue, 25 Sep 2018 14:26:41 +0000SoL-MatesThe SoL-Mates have done it again! Through our patented combination of wit and ribald humor, we've turned a mediocre episode into a romp more fun that Joe Don Baker hiding in a closet watching you with your lover. Duck and cover for Rocket Attack...
Host segments: totally unhelpful apocalypse tips; a long short; totally reliable narrators; sweet, sweet caldera death; hooray for jingoism!; the very best spy boy; go a lot to Russia; Operation LG Mediocre; inappropriate Mr. Rogers.

Please remember to like, share, rate, subscribe. @solmatespod, SoL-Mates MST3K Podcast (FB), or e-mail at solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>4532advice,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-40-the-touch-of-satan-and-manual-stimulation--15689520
Host segments: Joe's searing insight into shitty plots; Melissa's magical vagina; Jeff old mansplains wassail; the devil's in the details; Burt Bacharach's Touch of Satan; lay off the Satan, Ev; Ken Thorne-lookin' dudes; Thistle-dick!; bitter like a walnut shell.

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Keep retweeting the link!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15689520Tue, 11 Sep 2018 14:52:10 +0000SoL-MatesFor the 40th episode of SoL-Mates, we searched high and low amongst the best experts we could find who were related to us and were currently staying in one of our houses at the time this episode was recorded. That's right! SoL-Mates has a special...
Host segments: Joe's searing insight into shitty plots; Melissa's magical vagina; Jeff old mansplains wassail; the devil's in the details; Burt Bacharach's Touch of Satan; lay off the Satan, Ev; Ken Thorne-lookin' dudes; Thistle-dick!; bitter like a walnut shell.

Please like, share, rate, subscribe. Look for us on Twitter, Facebook, and e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

Keep retweeting the link!]]>4766comedy,fancast,horrormovies,marriage,movies,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffing,satantrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-39-manhunt-in-space-and-projectile-dysfunction--15581914
Host segments: Vena's little helper; indignant Winky; CAN WE GET A PREDICATE?; Joel Hodgson - Space Ranger?; the sad tale of Scotty; worst matriarchy ever; minor GOT spoilers

Please like, share, rate, and subscribe! Twitter - @solmatespod, FB Solmates MST3K podcast, email solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15581914Tue, 28 Aug 2018 13:00:06 +0000SoL-MatesIn this episode, the SoL-Mates take on MST3K's treatment of the space opera classic (yes, classic) Manhunt in Space! Along the way, everyone learns how they feel about Winky, and Devori and Joe are definitely, wisely childless by choice. cw:...
Host segments: Vena's little helper; indignant Winky; CAN WE GET A PREDICATE?; Joel Hodgson - Space Ranger?; the sad tale of Scotty; worst matriarchy ever; minor GOT spoilers

Please like, share, rate, and subscribe! Twitter - @solmatespod, FB Solmates MST3K podcast, email solmatespodcast@gmail.com]]>3998fancast,friendship,marriage,movies,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffing,soapopera,spaceoperatrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-38-overdrawn-at-the-memory-bank-and-self-love-in-the-digital-age--15493412
Be sure to listen to the end to hear how to win a prize in our very own Review Pledge Drive! If you don't, you're no better than a mangy old baboon.

Host Segments: a five-star episode; Teeny Little Super Tattoo; the perils of doppling; Jeff's OATMB fan theories are DEEP; what's the deal with Fingal?; The Tao of Daisy; BVM is very different from BBM; wherein we discover that 1984 was an AWESOME year for movies, but not this one; Lloyd Doppler.

Please like, share, rate, and subscribe! Twitter: @solmatespod, Facebook: Sol-Mates MST3K podcast; e-mail solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15493412Wed, 15 Aug 2018 01:11:02 +0000SoL-MatesWe're tackling MST3K favorite Overdrawn at the Memory Bank this week, and you know what that means! PLEDGE BREAKS! But, like, cool pledge breaks. And 100% less Kingston Trio and Peter, Paul, & Mary. Be sure to listen to the end to hear how to win a...
Be sure to listen to the end to hear how to win a prize in our very own Review Pledge Drive! If you don't, you're no better than a mangy old baboon.

Host Segments: a five-star episode; Teeny Little Super Tattoo; the perils of doppling; Jeff's OATMB fan theories are DEEP; what's the deal with Fingal?; The Tao of Daisy; BVM is very different from BBM; wherein we discover that 1984 was an AWESOME year for movies, but not this one; Lloyd Doppler.

Please like, share, rate, and subscribe! Twitter: @solmatespod, Facebook: Sol-Mates MST3K podcast; e-mail solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>4323dystopia,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,pbs,pledgebreaks,relationships,scifitrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-shorts-manhattans-at-the-rocket-9-lounge--15459256
Host segments: dueling Manhattans; good vermouth; bring me something fruity; podcast check-in.

As always, like, share, rate, and subscribe. Follow us on Twitter @solmatespod, and on Facebook at Solmates MST3K podcast!

Keep retweeting the link!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15459256Thu, 09 Aug 2018 22:30:05 +0000SoL-MatesAre you ready for your two favorite mans to talk about their favorite Manhattans? It's a veritable man Manhattan minisode up in here! Joe and Jeff really dig into the spirit of the Rocket #9 Lounge and share their favorite Manhattan recipes, as well...
Host segments: dueling Manhattans; good vermouth; bring me something fruity; podcast check-in.

As always, like, share, rate, and subscribe. Follow us on Twitter @solmatespod, and on Facebook at Solmates MST3K podcast!

Keep retweeting the link!]]>965bromance,cocktails,fancast,manhattans,mst3k,relationships,vermouthfalse2bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-37-hercules-and-the-captive-women-and-being-respectful-of-uranus--15385481
Host Segments: Hercules is the original Pooh-bear; like, 1/4 god; a heapin' helpin' of leper jokes; Herc can't hold his drink; Jeff's still working through his Lucas issues; The Prairie Dog (TM); Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (Hercules-style).

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Keep retweeting the link!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15385481Tue, 31 Jul 2018 13:00:05 +0000SoL-MatesThe SoL-Mates are bidding a fond farewell to #SummerOfPecs 2018 with Hercules and the Captive Women. What happens when a domesticated Hercules just doesn't want to go adventuring anymore? What happens when you find out your daughter is the only thing...
Host Segments: Hercules is the original Pooh-bear; like, 1/4 god; a heapin' helpin' of leper jokes; Herc can't hold his drink; Jeff's still working through his Lucas issues; The Prairie Dog (TM); Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (Hercules-style).

Please like, share, rate, and subscribe. Follow us on Twitter at @solmatespod, on Facebook at SoL-Mates MST3K podcast, or e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

Keep retweeting the link!]]>4062comedy,fancast,hercules,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,mythology,relationships,riffingtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-36-outlaw-of-gor-and-light-bondage--15272410
Host segments: simultaneous ziggurating; Gor-y granddad; Devori and the Trial of the Talker; John "Don't Call it Kink" Norman; Schrodinger's Dune; Jeff's got a thing; Joe's got the vapors.

Please be sure to like, share, rate, subscribe on your podcatcher! Follow us on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K Podcast. Reach out to us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15272410Tue, 17 Jul 2018 13:44:37 +0000SoL-MatesOur #SummerOfPecs continues with the greasy, greasy Outlaw (of Gor). If Cabot falls into another dimension without a nerdy sidekick to constantly shriek his name, is he even really there? Host segments: simultaneous ziggurating; Gor-y granddad;...
Host segments: simultaneous ziggurating; Gor-y granddad; Devori and the Trial of the Talker; John "Don't Call it Kink" Norman; Schrodinger's Dune; Jeff's got a thing; Joe's got the vapors.

Please be sure to like, share, rate, subscribe on your podcatcher! Follow us on Twitter at @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K Podcast. Reach out to us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>4283bondage,fantasy,fantasyfilm,johnnorman,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,outlawofgor,relationships,summerofpecs,swordandsandaltrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-35-hercules-unchained-and-doin-it-your-way--15184743
Host segments: the nutritional merits of "hot dish"; mythology joke!; Steel vs. Reeves; Iole outside the bar at 1:00 AM; great myths of Mediterranean stereotypes; Gypsy love; Devori's tired of Hercules' shit

As always, this episode is brought to you by Bill's Beans. Visit and buy at www.billsbeans.com, #buythosebeans.

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Host segments: the nutritional merits of "hot dish"; mythology joke!; Steel vs. Reeves; Iole outside the bar at 1:00 AM; great myths of Mediterranean stereotypes; Gypsy love; Devori's tired of Hercules' shit

As always, this episode is brought to you by Bill's Beans. Visit and buy at www.billsbeans.com, #buythosebeans.

Please share, rate, review, subscribe!]]>4559fancast,hercules,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,mythology,relationships,riff,riffingtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-34-the-dead-talk-back-and-unconventional-living-situations--15091190
Host Segments: DJ Girl Murderer; Englewood Noir; going full Daltry; MiMi and Jeff's long journey into Jerry; Most Haunted Curtain Rods; Joe Don: The Worst Roomate

This episode brought to you by Bill's Beans - check them out at www.billsbeans.com #buythosebeans

Like, share, rate, subscribe! Follow us on Twitter @solmatespod, on Facebook at Sol-Mates MST3K podcast, or e-mail us for sponsorship opportunities at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15091190Wed, 20 Jun 2018 13:13:13 +0000SoL-MatesWe've got another LISTENER REQUEST *even more sick guitar licks*! This week, it's The Dead Talk Back. Man are the dead rude. Host Segments: DJ Girl Murderer; Englewood Noir; going full Daltry; MiMi and Jeff's long journey into Jerry; Most Haunted...
Host Segments: DJ Girl Murderer; Englewood Noir; going full Daltry; MiMi and Jeff's long journey into Jerry; Most Haunted Curtain Rods; Joe Don: The Worst Roomate

This episode brought to you by Bill's Beans - check them out at www.billsbeans.com #buythosebeans

Like, share, rate, subscribe! Follow us on Twitter @solmatespod, on Facebook at Sol-Mates MST3K podcast, or e-mail us for sponsorship opportunities at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.]]>4131crime,fancast,ghosts,movies,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,paranormal,relationships,riffing,seance,televisiontrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-33-warrior-of-the-lost-world-and-clearly-communicating-with-your-lover--14967552
Host Segments: What's your dream apocalypse?; a loose dad in the studio; spaghetti apocalypse; not getting too carried away with fascist oppression; Pleasance-ville; Warrior of the Love Connection; we still hate Max Keller; Lost World: Warrior-er.

Be sure to visit our fine sponsor, Bill's Beans at billsbeans.com and remember to #buythosebeans!

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Host Segments: What's your dream apocalypse?; a loose dad in the studio; spaghetti apocalypse; not getting too carried away with fascist oppression; Pleasance-ville; Warrior of the Love Connection; we still hate Max Keller; Lost World: Warrior-er.

Be sure to visit our fine sponsor, Bill's Beans at billsbeans.com and remember to #buythosebeans!

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Host Segments: the Brian Blessed factor; Caroline Munro redux; when bots are mean; riffs that fall flat; Space in Actual 1999.

Please like, share, rate, subscribe! Follow us on Twitter at @solmatespod, on Facebook, or e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com for sponsorship or other opportunities.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14918528Tue, 29 May 2018 18:18:05 +0000SoL-MatesIn a very special short (Devori calls it a MiMi-sode), we find out Devori's been smoking weed, and that they both watched the KTMA episode Cosmic Princess! Also, they both learn something about some important social issue and the audience goes,...
Host Segments: the Brian Blessed factor; Caroline Munro redux; when bots are mean; riffs that fall flat; Space in Actual 1999.

Please like, share, rate, subscribe! Follow us on Twitter at @solmatespod, on Facebook, or e-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com for sponsorship or other opportunities.]]>1893cosmicprincess,fancast,minisode,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,scifi,startrektrue2bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-32-starcrash-and-maintaining-your-mechanical-lover--14850601
Host segments: rationing MST3K; Joe judges Stella Star; Devori thinks about things too much; what even is Ackton?; Stella Star is strangely attractive; six degrees of MarJoe Gortner; David Hasselhoff - ender of the Cold War; CSI: UFO; Stella and the Bandit; no one's seen Maniac; MiMi wins the episode twice; Lewis Coates did his darndest.

Please remember to like, share, rate, subscribe. We are on Twitter at @solmatespod, and on Facebook. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

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Host segments: rationing MST3K; Joe judges Stella Star; Devori thinks about things too much; what even is Ackton?; Stella Star is strangely attractive; six degrees of MarJoe Gortner; David Hasselhoff - ender of the Cold War; CSI: UFO; Stella and the Bandit; no one's seen Maniac; MiMi wins the episode twice; Lewis Coates did his darndest.

Please remember to like, share, rate, subscribe. We are on Twitter at @solmatespod, and on Facebook. E-mail us at solmatespodcast@gmail.com.

And don't forget our great sponsor - www.billsbeans.com! #buythosebeans]]>4312fancast,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffing,scifi,spacetrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-31-night-of-the-blood-beast-and-unplanned-pregnancy--14734326
Host segments: our own wishing songs; a riffing drought; getting people hooked on MST3K; when dudes get knocked up; Nate's Awesome Space Administration; It's a Wonderful Phone; Wetsy Betsy gets some advice; Don Draper sells the shit out of phones; Muppet Bloodbeast Babies.

This episode brought to you by www.billsbeans.com -- #buythosebeans!

As always like, share, rate, subscribe. Follow us on Twitter @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. solmatespod@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14734326Tue, 08 May 2018 14:28:54 +0000SoL-MatesIn this episode, we learn that whiny pregnant dudes are the worst. Host segments: our own wishing songs; a riffing drought; getting people hooked on MST3K; when dudes get knocked up; Nate's Awesome Space Administration; It's a Wonderful Phone;...
Host segments: our own wishing songs; a riffing drought; getting people hooked on MST3K; when dudes get knocked up; Nate's Awesome Space Administration; It's a Wonderful Phone; Wetsy Betsy gets some advice; Don Draper sells the shit out of phones; Muppet Bloodbeast Babies.

This episode brought to you by www.billsbeans.com -- #buythosebeans!

As always like, share, rate, subscribe. Follow us on Twitter @solmatespod and on Facebook at SolMates MST3K podcast. solmatespod@gmail.com]]>4580cocktails,fancast,marriage,movies,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,riffing,spacetrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-30-master-ninja-ii-and-recognizing-toxic-relationships--14624859
Host segments: "Previously on Sol-Mates"; all chaff, no wheat; MiMi confesses; drenching The Master in faint praise; TV theme crimes; shitty Chekov's gun; PickleFace; Jeff's brazen canning lies; how we feel about improv; Max Keller is Alf; canning Joe Don Baker; no one listens to this podcast; smelling toast; romance racketeering.

Please like, share, rate, and subscribe! And as always, #buythosebeans from www.billsbeans.com!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14624859Wed, 25 Apr 2018 14:06:31 +0000SoL-MatesY'all - we have ninja fatigue this week. Maybe humans weren't meant to watch so much sub-par ninja fare in such a short time. We made it through somehow, but not entirely unscathed. Host segments: "Previously on Sol-Mates"; all chaff, no wheat;...
Host segments: "Previously on Sol-Mates"; all chaff, no wheat; MiMi confesses; drenching The Master in faint praise; TV theme crimes; shitty Chekov's gun; PickleFace; Jeff's brazen canning lies; how we feel about improv; Max Keller is Alf; canning Joe Don Baker; no one listens to this podcast; smelling toast; romance racketeering.

Please like, share, rate, and subscribe! And as always, #buythosebeans from www.billsbeans.com!]]>4804master,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,ninja,relationshipstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-29-master-ninja-i-and-dos-and-don-ts-for-dating-dudes-in-vans--14508435
Host segments: patchouli and self-loathing; say it, Joe; Jeff old-mansplains the Ninja Craze of the late 1900s; inside the mind of a van owner; nostalgia overload; the fate of Clu Gallagher; we get inordinately upset about Max.

Please like, share, rate, subscribe! And as always, check out our sponsor at www.billsbeans.com #buythosebeans]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14508435Tue, 10 Apr 2018 23:15:15 +0000SoL-MatesWe have only one thing to say to this week - and that's "ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bwaaaaaaah." If you can't deduce this episode is about Master Ninja I from that, then you're probably listening to the wrong podcast. Or, it's just a terrible representation of...
Host segments: patchouli and self-loathing; say it, Joe; Jeff old-mansplains the Ninja Craze of the late 1900s; inside the mind of a van owner; nostalgia overload; the fate of Clu Gallagher; we get inordinately upset about Max.

Please like, share, rate, subscribe! And as always, check out our sponsor at www.billsbeans.com #buythosebeans]]>4133fancast,love,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,ninjas,relationshipstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-28-soultaker-and-persistent-exes--14399117
Host Segments: Old Home Week on the SoL; gettin' dang soul-tooked; the realities of fest-ing; drink disappointment; Devori loves Jager; Jeff has theories and Joe has questions; the Schilling/Scully paradox; Jeff alienates 3/4 of the podcast; MiMi's confessions; Larry Bird is the Personification of Death; MiMi Presents - The South.

Please like, share, rate, subscribe. Follow us on Twitter at @solmatespod, and as always, #buythosebeans at www.billsbeans.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14399117Tue, 27 Mar 2018 22:41:38 +0000SoL-MatesWhat happens when a night of mild drinking meets up with an MST3K classic? We get mildly drunk and talk about Soooooooooultaker! Host Segments: Old Home Week on the SoL; gettin' dang soul-tooked; the realities of fest-ing; drink disappointment;...
Host Segments: Old Home Week on the SoL; gettin' dang soul-tooked; the realities of fest-ing; drink disappointment; Devori loves Jager; Jeff has theories and Joe has questions; the Schilling/Scully paradox; Jeff alienates 3/4 of the podcast; MiMi's confessions; Larry Bird is the Personification of Death; MiMi Presents - The South.

Please like, share, rate, subscribe. Follow us on Twitter at @solmatespod, and as always, #buythosebeans at www.billsbeans.com]]>4447fancast,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-27-operation-double-007-and-confronting-workplace-harrassment--14277351
Host segments: Devori explains academia; Neil Connery's sibling rivalry; brother from another cocktail; don't say Jeff doesn't have goals; Neil's dream; bland sixties rock; a fistful of Morricones; Jeff should STAY IN HIS DAMN LANE; Darby O'Gill and the Spy Brother

Please like, share, rate, subscribe -- and don't forget to visit our sponsor www.billsbeans.com for your fresh coffee needs! #buythosebeans]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14277351Tue, 13 Mar 2018 14:59:29 +0000SoL-MatesWhat happens when a bunch of people who are siblings of other people sit down to watch a movie about the sibling of another person? Not much, actually. But we all agree that the fashions are swingin'! It's time for Neil Connery's tour-de-farce (pun...
Host segments: Devori explains academia; Neil Connery's sibling rivalry; brother from another cocktail; don't say Jeff doesn't have goals; Neil's dream; bland sixties rock; a fistful of Morricones; Jeff should STAY IN HIS DAMN LANE; Darby O'Gill and the Spy Brother

Please like, share, rate, subscribe -- and don't forget to visit our sponsor www.billsbeans.com for your fresh coffee needs! #buythosebeans]]>4019buythosebeans,fancast,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-26-east-meets-watts-and-interracial-couples--14155888www.billsbeans.com CW: some reference to the use of racial slurs on 70s/80s television/ableism

Host segments: Bad Yankovics; riffing live vs. riffing un-live?; the only way to deal with that word in a riff; Joe has questions; Larry – the Chinese gardener; disability as plot point?; wherefore art thou, East Meets Watts?; we sleaze it up with Joe Don Baker; Sarah’s totally a Charlotte; we protest too much re: porn]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14155888Tue, 27 Feb 2018 14:43:15 +0000SoL-MatesWe venture into the Cinematic Titanic universe with our newest episode! What happens when you combine blaxsploitation films with the martial arts craze of the 70s? Well – in better hands this could have been a damn fine movie. Hear the Sol-Mates dodge...www.billsbeans.com CW: some reference to the use of racial slurs on 70s/80s television/ableism

Host segments: Bad Yankovics; riffing live vs. riffing un-live?; the only way to deal with that word in a riff; Joe has questions; Larry – the Chinese gardener; disability as plot point?; wherefore art thou, East Meets Watts?; we sleaze it up with Joe Don Baker; Sarah’s totally a Charlotte; we protest too much re: porn]]>3567buythosebeans,fancast,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-25-the-incredible-melting-man-and-the-dangers-of-geriatric-intercourse--14032748
Host segments: Karma Sutra; Joe v. the Synopsis; art imitates life and movie-making; strategies for escaping a melting man; Jeff's wish list; Nelsons gonna Nelson; Jeff tries to sell you coffee as 2001's Macy Gray for some reason; Steve learns to love himself; Three's Company -- Melted; Incredible Melting Hearts (awwww).

Happy Valentine's Day, fellow SoL-Mates! Be sure to check out our sponsor www.billsbeans.com! #BuyThoseBeans]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14032748Tue, 13 Feb 2018 14:00:05 +0000SoL-MatesWe honestly didn't expect to yell at you so much during our Valentine's Day episode, but we learned it from DOCTOR TED NELSON! Host segments: Karma Sutra; Joe v. the Synopsis; art imitates life and movie-making; strategies for escaping a melting...
Host segments: Karma Sutra; Joe v. the Synopsis; art imitates life and movie-making; strategies for escaping a melting man; Jeff's wish list; Nelsons gonna Nelson; Jeff tries to sell you coffee as 2001's Macy Gray for some reason; Steve learns to love himself; Three's Company -- Melted; Incredible Melting Hearts (awwww).

Happy Valentine's Day, fellow SoL-Mates! Be sure to check out our sponsor www.billsbeans.com! #BuyThoseBeans]]>4251buythosebeans,fancast,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-24-time-of-the-apes-and-inter-species-erotica--13927572
Host segments: Lady scientists?; Devori does too much ape-as-human research; a shitty duet; "Banana" Republic; apes and alterity; monkey dating advice; kids DGAF; Joe destroys the Monkey Hierarchy; Devori's Night of Terror; more Martha; What's the story, Godo-Bone?

This episode brought to you by the fine folks at Bill's Beans, LLC. www.billsbeans.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13927572Tue, 30 Jan 2018 19:07:38 +0000SoL-MatesSandy Frank! Sandy Frank! Boy this movie's weird! What even WAS the Time of the Apes? Was it like that Bill Medley song? There's unspeakable horrors under those ape masks, we tells ya. Host segments: Lady scientists?; Devori does too much...
Host segments: Lady scientists?; Devori does too much ape-as-human research; a shitty duet; "Banana" Republic; apes and alterity; monkey dating advice; kids DGAF; Joe destroys the Monkey Hierarchy; Devori's Night of Terror; more Martha; What's the story, Godo-Bone?

This episode brought to you by the fine folks at Bill's Beans, LLC. www.billsbeans.com]]>4217buythosebeans,fancast,humor,love,movies,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-23-alien-from-la-and-ghosting-in-oz--13814971
Host Segments: Moody Blues Confessions; the worst D&D campaign ever; 'beetus drinks with Jeff; Golan-Globus rage; Kathy Ireland > Meryl Streep? ; What's the deal with Wanda? What does "big-boned" mean? WE HAVE QUESTIONS. ; Grandma's creepy jam storage; bildungsKathy; the kindest cuts; carry on, wayward Kathy; Martha's Relation-Ship.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13814971Tue, 16 Jan 2018 15:27:55 +0000SoL-MatesWhat happens when a 1990s super-model falls into a poorly written script that combines elements of The Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, and some sort of fairytale? It's Alien from LA! And when we all managed to stay awake through the whole thing, we...
Host Segments: Moody Blues Confessions; the worst D&D campaign ever; 'beetus drinks with Jeff; Golan-Globus rage; Kathy Ireland > Meryl Streep? ; What's the deal with Wanda? What does "big-boned" mean? WE HAVE QUESTIONS. ; Grandma's creepy jam storage; bildungsKathy; the kindest cuts; carry on, wayward Kathy; Martha's Relation-Ship.]]>4243mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-22-bottle-episode--13709454
Season 2 of Sol-Mates will start in two weeks with Alien from L.A. -- so be sure to keep your finger on your device to help turn down the volume on all our Kathy Ireland impressions!

Host segments: Bottle Episode -- The Setup!; who swears the most?; GROSS!; Jeff's sweat"suit" loophole; MiMi's party fouls; F**k Jimmy!; punting with Loggia; the birth of Uncle Jimmy's; marriage advice; forward momentum; our new project!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13709454Tue, 02 Jan 2018 14:50:43 +0000SoL-MatesWhat happens when four friends-turned-podcast-hosts get stuck in a wine cellar together? While they're all definitely in the same place? And they have no choice but to drink wine and reminisce about the past season? And what happens when that original...
Season 2 of Sol-Mates will start in two weeks with Alien from L.A. -- so be sure to keep your finger on your device to help turn down the volume on all our Kathy Ireland impressions!

Host segments: Bottle Episode -- The Setup!; who swears the most?; GROSS!; Jeff's sweat"suit" loophole; MiMi's party fouls; F**k Jimmy!; punting with Loggia; the birth of Uncle Jimmy's; marriage advice; forward momentum; our new project!]]>4819advice,drinking,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-21-the-christmas-that-almost-wasn-t-and-the-least-erotic-fanfiction--13626395
Host segments: Thrift of the Magi; our holiday spirits; toys from hell; the craziest land-grab ever!; anachronistic tightwad-ism; controversial opinions re: Servo rating; riffing ratios; Whipple's terminal enchantment; we]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13626395Tue, 19 Dec 2017 15:34:41 +0000SoL-MatesIt's a very special Sol-Mates Holiday Episode! With no swears! No ribaldry...sort of. It's the perfect way to kill time with your family when you're trying not to kill your family! So join us for a double-feature of this episode and season eleven's...
Host segments: Thrift of the Magi; our holiday spirits; toys from hell; the craziest land-grab ever!; anachronistic tightwad-ism; controversial opinions re: Servo rating; riffing ratios; Whipple's terminal enchantment; we]]>3925christmas,fancast,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipfalse1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-20-the-crawling-hand-and-peculiar-college-mating-habits--13512460
Host Segments: Joe bones the intro; Devori ponders things; Kimbro Clothing Wish-List; In case you cared -- a history of space-suit films; beating a dead riff; weird ways to hate teens; what happens when a body rejects "Surfin' Bird"; the "Uncle Jimmy's" jokes write themselves; too soon?; Devori breaks MiMi -- FINALLY.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13512460Tue, 05 Dec 2017 14:21:00 +0000SoL-MatesFour friends. A divisive MST3K episode. Will their relationships remain intact? Will MiMi ever speak to any of them again? Probably. We just wanted to interject some actual drama into The Crawling Hand. Host Segments: Joe bones the intro; Devori...
Host Segments: Joe bones the intro; Devori ponders things; Kimbro Clothing Wish-List; In case you cared -- a history of space-suit films; beating a dead riff; weird ways to hate teens; what happens when a body rejects "Surfin' Bird"; the "Uncle Jimmy's" jokes write themselves; too soon?; Devori breaks MiMi -- FINALLY.]]>4002booze,fancast,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-19-the-giant-spider-invasion-and-fun-with-misogyny--13384578
Host Segments: That's right -- DOCTOR Devori Kimbro; Pervy Redneck Jewelers; Joe is a sweet, sweet, innocent boy; Jeff does some uncomfortable conjecturing; we talk way too much about the sexual exploits of rural Wisconsinites; #GreaseFilter; Gore vs. Repulsive People; Devori visits the Patriarchy Angry Dome; Bobo No-Bummers; MiMi and Jeff's own Giant Spider Invasion; D&D Cheeseheads.

Please like, share, rate, subscribe!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13384578Tue, 21 Nov 2017 15:37:40 +0000SoL-MatesIt's our take on a Turkey Day favorite! There was merriment, and wine, so things got a little ribald. OK -- they got A LOT ribald. But that's probably to be expected when discussing a creature flick in which a whole town is getting down with itself....
Host Segments: That's right -- DOCTOR Devori Kimbro; Pervy Redneck Jewelers; Joe is a sweet, sweet, innocent boy; Jeff does some uncomfortable conjecturing; we talk way too much about the sexual exploits of rural Wisconsinites; #GreaseFilter; Gore vs. Repulsive People; Devori visits the Patriarchy Angry Dome; Bobo No-Bummers; MiMi and Jeff's own Giant Spider Invasion; D&D Cheeseheads.

Please like, share, rate, subscribe!]]>4297mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,spidersarebad,thanksgiving,turkeydayclassictrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-18-the-lost-continent-and-bros-before-dinasos--13265789
Host Segments: Rock climbing in perpetuity; Jeff's ethos is Eff Devori; Jurassic Dorks; Joel's post-colonial critique; adventure sausagefest; Devori hates suck-dirt; Martha's Sacred Mountain Weather Report; where the ladies at?; Sophie B. Baker and Joe Don Hawkins.

Please like, rate, subscribe where ever podcasts are sold!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13265789Tue, 07 Nov 2017 14:30:05 +0000SoL-MatesWe went rock climbing, folks. And it was boring. Boooooring. Listen to us give The Lost Continent the Sol-Mates treatment! But mostly we talk about dinosaurs. Because dinosaurs are kewl. Host Segments: Rock climbing in perpetuity; Jeff's ethos is Eff...
Host Segments: Rock climbing in perpetuity; Jeff's ethos is Eff Devori; Jurassic Dorks; Joel's post-colonial critique; adventure sausagefest; Devori hates suck-dirt; Martha's Sacred Mountain Weather Report; where the ladies at?; Sophie B. Baker and Joe Don Hawkins.

Please like, rate, subscribe where ever podcasts are sold!]]>4097fancast,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-17-rifftrax-halloween-and-the-dangers-of-pre-marital-sex--13114198
OK, OK -- we know that's technically Friday the 13th, but "dee-dee-DEE-dee-dee, doo-doo-DOO-doo-doo" doesn't translate as well. In this episode, we tackle a Rifftrax exploration of John Carpenter's holiday classic, Halloween!

Host segments: Jeff pulls the ultimate power move; Halloween Starpower; Horny Teens be dying!; The "Rye" Girl; Annie: Horribly Incapable of Living; A stoned Final Girl; Laurie No-Follow-Through; Bot-Longing; Sibling Knife-alry; Halloween's girlfriend from Canada; Grumpy Old Psychologists; Halloween according to Mel Brooks

Please, like, share, rate, subscribe!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13114198Tue, 24 Oct 2017 15:10:25 +0000SoL-MatesCh-ch-ch, ka-ka-ka. OK, OK -- we know that's technically Friday the 13th, but "dee-dee-DEE-dee-dee, doo-doo-DOO-doo-doo" doesn't translate as well. In this episode, we tackle a Rifftrax exploration of John Carpenter's holiday classic, Halloween!...
OK, OK -- we know that's technically Friday the 13th, but "dee-dee-DEE-dee-dee, doo-doo-DOO-doo-doo" doesn't translate as well. In this episode, we tackle a Rifftrax exploration of John Carpenter's holiday classic, Halloween!

Host segments: Jeff pulls the ultimate power move; Halloween Starpower; Horny Teens be dying!; The "Rye" Girl; Annie: Horribly Incapable of Living; A stoned Final Girl; Laurie No-Follow-Through; Bot-Longing; Sibling Knife-alry; Halloween's girlfriend from Canada; Grumpy Old Psychologists; Halloween according to Mel Brooks

Please, like, share, rate, subscribe!]]>4067halloween,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-16-hobgoblins-and-choosing-the-right-trench-coat--13003105
Host segments: Average Girls Tryna Be Sexy; Security Guard Fantasies; Time: How does it work?; Devori's Low-Budget Family Film; Nunchuck Robber and His Mom: A Film in One Act; A Kevin Carol; Joe Don Baker Dates Your Mom; Three Hobgoblins in a Trenchcoat; Scooby Doo -- The Maury Edition; 50 Shades of Hobgoblins]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13003105Tue, 10 Oct 2017 14:37:48 +0000SoL-MatesThis may be our favorite episode yet! Jeff got so jazzed about Devori's many, many excellent Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf jokes that he legit grabbed the mic and that's why his audio is shitty for the last 1/2 of the episode. Theories abound this...
Host segments: Average Girls Tryna Be Sexy; Security Guard Fantasies; Time: How does it work?; Devori's Low-Budget Family Film; Nunchuck Robber and His Mom: A Film in One Act; A Kevin Carol; Joe Don Baker Dates Your Mom; Three Hobgoblins in a Trenchcoat; Scooby Doo -- The Maury Edition; 50 Shades of Hobgoblins]]>3830fancast,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-15-5-killer-shrews-drunk-cut--12946705https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12946705Tue, 03 Oct 2017 14:47:45 +0000SoL-MatesWe decided to see what the fuss was all about with the drinking in Killer Shrews. We we drank. And watched Killer Shrews. Jeff made a too-delicious rum-punch and here's the results. You should hear Joe will tell you when he starts our version (we...4432booze,mst3k,mst3kreunion,riffing,rumpunchtrue1bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-15-the-killer-shrews-and-drunk-dating--12832794
Host segments: Joe wants something fruity; drinking stories; Why is Jeff naked?; Sci-fi plot device #37; What am women?; Rated "MT" for Mild Tension; Wickenburg's tragic past; Jeff -- Jr. Rodeo Apologist; Al Frazier's Bookshelf Zen; Shrew Don Baker; Jay Simm's Inferno.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12832794Tue, 26 Sep 2017 13:00:04 +0000SoL-MatesWhat happens when you trap four people together in the direst of situations? Like us? When we had to watch Killer Shrews, like, five times? Well -- they drink, of course. It was either that or listen to Dixieland jazz. Host segments: Joe wants...
Host segments: Joe wants something fruity; drinking stories; Why is Jeff naked?; Sci-fi plot device #37; What am women?; Rated "MT" for Mild Tension; Wickenburg's tragic past; Jeff -- Jr. Rodeo Apologist; Al Frazier's Bookshelf Zen; Shrew Don Baker; Jay Simm's Inferno.]]>3839fancast,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-14-jack-frost-and-arranged-marriages--12780299
Host segments: Ivan and Nastya -- like cream and OJ; Bargain Bin Fairy Tales; All our Grandmas are Dead; Fantasy Metal Jack Frost; "Paradise By the Pig Sled Light"; Bitch Knitting; MST3-Troika; Predictably, Jack Frost is Re-invented a la Tarantino; Sic Balls, Jappa!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12780299Tue, 12 Sep 2017 13:57:37 +0000SoL-MatesThis week's episode is more fragrant than a pile of lutefisk and as strong as a bracing shot of vodka. It's the Russo-Finnish Troika classic Jack Frost! Will Nastya wake up after touching Jack's death-staff? Will Marfushka get what's coming to her?...
Host segments: Ivan and Nastya -- like cream and OJ; Bargain Bin Fairy Tales; All our Grandmas are Dead; Fantasy Metal Jack Frost; "Paradise By the Pig Sled Light"; Bitch Knitting; MST3-Troika; Predictably, Jack Frost is Re-invented a la Tarantino; Sic Balls, Jappa!]]>4316fancast,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-shorts-hobbit-day-explained--12730497https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12730497Tue, 05 Sep 2017 14:57:20 +0000SoL-MatesWe've known each other for a long time, y'all - and as Joe and Devori prepare to head west to celebrate Hobbit Day (one of our longest traditions as friends) we thought you might want to more know more about Hobbit Day! Or not! It's really up to you,...1388hobbitday,lordoftherings,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000true1bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-13-fugitive-alien-and-how-to-lose-a-girl-in-10-seconds--12677889
Host Segments: Joe temporarily forgets Devori; Kenifornians; Who's who on the Ken-enity?; KTMAlien; Crying in a Waffle House; Jeff, MiMi, and Devori's College Daze; Jeff old-mansplains Japanese plots to us; More Frank love; Joel Grape Watch!; A Bacchus 3 Sitcom!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12677889Tue, 29 Aug 2017 13:47:13 +0000SoL-MatesOh boy! This episode is a doozy, but at least none of us were killed with a forklift -- just a few sake bombs. We take on an MST3K classic, Fugitive Alien, and try to figure out just what the hell is the deal with Japan. Also, Devori and Joe recap...
Host Segments: Joe temporarily forgets Devori; Kenifornians; Who's who on the Ken-enity?; KTMAlien; Crying in a Waffle House; Jeff, MiMi, and Devori's College Daze; Jeff old-mansplains Japanese plots to us; More Frank love; Joel Grape Watch!; A Bacchus 3 Sitcom!]]>3724fancast,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-12-colossus-and-the-headhunters-and-improper-uses-of-the-casting-couch--12580202
Host Segments: Nummy Muffin Redux, The Norman Krasner of MST3K Episodes, Metal Maciste, MiMi Ruins Everything, An Audio Tour of Idaho State University Restrooms, Maciste Boot Camp, Peplum Fiction, The Ad Break Goes Off the Rails, A Patchwork Peplum, Macistes of Hazzard, Asshole "Locovores"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12580202Tue, 15 Aug 2017 14:28:27 +0000SoL-MatesStay bronze, Pony-boy. We're gliding into the end of our Summer of Pecs. The sun descends on yet another good, good Maciste boy. Well -- not a great Maciste. In fact, oofta - this was kind of a stinker. The Maciste Industrial Grind is kind of getting...
Host Segments: Nummy Muffin Redux, The Norman Krasner of MST3K Episodes, Metal Maciste, MiMi Ruins Everything, An Audio Tour of Idaho State University Restrooms, Maciste Boot Camp, Peplum Fiction, The Ad Break Goes Off the Rails, A Patchwork Peplum, Macistes of Hazzard, Asshole "Locovores"]]>3678fancast,mst3k,mst3klive,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-11-the-loves-of-hercules-and-responsible-rebounding--12481604
Host Segments: Podcast Confessions, Dubious Mythology, Boy-Crazy Ladies of the Ancient World, Daianera O'Hara, Comparative Hercology, What Am M. Waverly?, Tiny Skirt-Induced Trauma, The Myriad Meanings of "Precisely," MiMi's Mind Gets Hella Blown, Herc on the Rebound, Tinder Profiles in White Knighthood: Timantes Edition.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12481604Tue, 01 Aug 2017 16:16:19 +0000SoL-MatesWe're right in the middle of our Summer of Pecs, and just like the lovely ladies in the Loves of Hercules, we're obsessed. MiMi's obsessed over Herc's mental health, Devori's obsessed with M. Waverly, Jeff's obsessed with Jayne Mansfield's "assets,"...
Host Segments: Podcast Confessions, Dubious Mythology, Boy-Crazy Ladies of the Ancient World, Daianera O'Hara, Comparative Hercology, What Am M. Waverly?, Tiny Skirt-Induced Trauma, The Myriad Meanings of "Precisely," MiMi's Mind Gets Hella Blown, Herc on the Rebound, Tinder Profiles in White Knighthood: Timantes Edition.]]>4286fancast,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-10-hercules-against-the-moon-men-and-regular-booby-trap-exams--12371772
Host segments: Jeff's unique man-skirt problems, mommy-jacking the rebellion, "Son of a Preacher Man" = Jeff's Panama Invasion, Maciste Industrial Complex, The Science of Sandstorm, An Acting Masterclass with Frank Coniff, Italian mamas of moonmen, Jeff and Devori overshare.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12371772Tue, 18 Jul 2017 13:01:00 +0000SoL-MatesWell, folks -- here it is! Our tenth episode! And believe it or not, we completely. Didn't. Remember. On top of that, we recorded this episode very late at night, and we were plagued with technical issues. But we still managed to talk about how orange...
Host segments: Jeff's unique man-skirt problems, mommy-jacking the rebellion, "Son of a Preacher Man" = Jeff's Panama Invasion, Maciste Industrial Complex, The Science of Sandstorm, An Acting Masterclass with Frank Coniff, Italian mamas of moonmen, Jeff and Devori overshare.]]>3761fancast,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-9-the-terror-from-the-year-5000-and-the-art-of-peeping--12277410
Host Segments: Jeff Old Man-splains the Difference Between Crow-Bars and Pry-Bars, Terror from the Year 5000-Specific Amnesia, Automatic Diabetes, Angelo's Chigger-Filled Area, Our Apologies to the Good People of Florida, A Tale of Two Season 8s, Future Fashun with The Smiths, Porn-ception 2: The Nudening, Tin Roof: Fisted.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12277410Tue, 04 Jul 2017 13:00:31 +0000SoL-MatesThree of us really watched this movie, but four of us talk about it (ahem...JEFF). But, for not watching the movie, Jeff sure had a lot to say. MiMi kills us all with a well-timed PSA, and we do unspeakable things to a B-52s' classic. Host Segments:...
Host Segments: Jeff Old Man-splains the Difference Between Crow-Bars and Pry-Bars, Terror from the Year 5000-Specific Amnesia, Automatic Diabetes, Angelo's Chigger-Filled Area, Our Apologies to the Good People of Florida, A Tale of Two Season 8s, Future Fashun with The Smiths, Porn-ception 2: The Nudening, Tin Roof: Fisted.]]>3689fancast,mst3k,mstiesvhumanity,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-8-cave-dwellers-and-finding-love-at-the-ends-of-the-earth--12166981
Host segments: Getting a Riff Fix, Passive-Aggressive Uncle Jimmy's, Jeff Old-Mansplains Non-Smoking Sections to Us, Conveniently Forgotten Incest, MiMi and Jeff's Creepy Honeymoon, Joe D'Amato's Pornception, What is a Geometric Nucleus?, Jay-tor and Silent Thong,]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12166981Tue, 20 Jun 2017 15:23:51 +0000SoL-MatesWe're only eight episodes in, and we've already discovered MST3K's dirty little secret -- a lot of mid-80s porn directors. Enjoy us trying to find things to say about one of our favorite episodes. Then, go play a rousing game of "Mila Pyuma!" in the...
Host segments: Getting a Riff Fix, Passive-Aggressive Uncle Jimmy's, Jeff Old-Mansplains Non-Smoking Sections to Us, Conveniently Forgotten Incest, MiMi and Jeff's Creepy Honeymoon, Joe D'Amato's Pornception, What is a Geometric Nucleus?, Jay-tor and Silent Thong,]]>3605fancast,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,rifftraxtrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-7-zombie-nightmare-and-pickin-up-sleazy-chicks--12051649
Host segments:
The tastiest zombie (cocktail), Jeff tells us the thing about the 80s, What is "The Site?", Bat-bago, Claire-us Interruptus, Metalhead Affluenza, Do You Even Podcast, Brah?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12051649Wed, 07 Jun 2017 03:13:18 +0000SoL-MatesUp front, we'll let you know that this episode is a pack of lies. We discussed the mystery of 8 inches of penis extensively, but Joe didn't think you needed to hear that and cut it out. The rest of the episode is pretty good, though. We discuss Zombie...
Host segments:
The tastiest zombie (cocktail), Jeff tells us the thing about the 80s, What is "The Site?", Bat-bago, Claire-us Interruptus, Metalhead Affluenza, Do You Even Podcast, Brah?]]>4182fancast,movies,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-6-robot-holocaust-and-scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel--11939196
Host segments: FUCK that guy!, The Pleasure Chamber, Marble-Gargling Sluts, Do Robots Need Humans?, Gay Porn Directors and the Angry Dome]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11939196Wed, 24 May 2017 01:21:58 +0000SoL-MatesOof. This was a tough one. But we endured. Host segments: FUCK that guy!, The Pleasure Chamber, Marble-Gargling Sluts, Do Robots Need Humans?, Gay Porn Directors and the Angry Dome
Host segments: FUCK that guy!, The Pleasure Chamber, Marble-Gargling Sluts, Do Robots Need Humans?, Gay Porn Directors and the Angry Dome]]>3242fancast,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-5-hamlet-and-dealing-with-daddy-issues--11826333
Host Segments: We try prestige podcasting, Jeff Smith: Rum Runner, Hamlet Production Machine, Academic Fappery from the Shakespeare Bench, Archie Bunker is Ghost Dad, Romeo's Pubes, Patriarchy Angry Dome, MiMi's Shipping HamRatio SO HARD, Hamlet's mouth is writing checks his body can't cash.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11826333Tue, 09 May 2017 15:27:02 +0000SoL-MatesTo watch the MST3K Hamlet episode, or not to watch the MST3K Hamlet episode -- that was the question. And we did. So, that's the answer. In this episode we discuss how Pearl and Brain Guy managed to dupe Mike and the Bots into watching one of the...
Host Segments: We try prestige podcasting, Jeff Smith: Rum Runner, Hamlet Production Machine, Academic Fappery from the Shakespeare Bench, Archie Bunker is Ghost Dad, Romeo's Pubes, Patriarchy Angry Dome, MiMi's Shipping HamRatio SO HARD, Hamlet's mouth is writing checks his body can't cash.]]>3433fancast,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationships,shakespearetrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-4-reptilicus-and-seeing-other-people--11719140
Host segments: fears assuaged, duelling Reptilicii, Dirch Passer's School of Comedic Engineering, the Copehagen folk dancing scene, Joe and Jeff give horrible dating advice.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11719140Wed, 26 Apr 2017 00:33:41 +0000SoL-MatesSometimes, it's tough meeting new people. This was not the case for us with MST3K: The Return, however. Host segments: fears assuaged, duelling Reptilicii, Dirch Passer's School of Comedic Engineering, the Copehagen folk dancing scene, Joe and Jeff...
Host segments: fears assuaged, duelling Reptilicii, Dirch Passer's School of Comedic Engineering, the Copehagen folk dancing scene, Joe and Jeff give horrible dating advice.]]>3402fancast,love,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-3-i-accuse-my-parents-and-improper-handling-of-feet--11617047
Host Segments: Judge IMDb, Dirty Alton Brown's Mixing Methods, Six Degrees of Jimmy, Sexy Joel, MST3K Marxism, What is the deal with Shirley?, Jimmy's Kampf, I Accuse My Mitchell!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11617047Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:22:20 +0000SoL-MatesWill Jimmy pay for his crimes? Why does he lie so much? Where did all that booze come from? And, for the love of God, won't somebody think of the Truck Farmer? We're accusing everyone this time -- especially your parents. Host Segments: Judge IMDb,...
Host Segments: Judge IMDb, Dirty Alton Brown's Mixing Methods, Six Degrees of Jimmy, Sexy Joel, MST3K Marxism, What is the deal with Shirley?, Jimmy's Kampf, I Accuse My Mitchell!]]>4104fancast,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-2-mitchell-and-unconventional-uses-of-baby-oil--11513181
Host Segments: Merlin Olsen Ennui, Dune Buggy Deaths, CSI: Mitchell, Gypsy Rig, Final Thought: Mitchell is: Kids with Ass-Cancer]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11513181Thu, 30 Mar 2017 04:33:09 +0000SoL-MatesWhy would anyone want to do this with Mitchell? Well - we did. But we didn't like it. Host Segments: Merlin Olsen Ennui, Dune Buggy Deaths, CSI: Mitchell, Gypsy Rig, Final Thought: Mitchell is: Kids with Ass-Cancer
Host Segments: Merlin Olsen Ennui, Dune Buggy Deaths, CSI: Mitchell, Gypsy Rig, Final Thought: Mitchell is: Kids with Ass-Cancer]]>3917fancast,marriage,mst3k,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sol-mates-1-the-brain-that-wouldn-t-die-and-our-first-times--11397578
Host Segments: How did YOU meet MST3K?, sleazy doctors, patriarchy and dismemberment, Riff MVP.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11397578Thu, 16 Mar 2017 00:11:09 +0000SoL-MatesThis is the first episode of our Mystery Science Theater 3000 Podcast in which we discuss The Brain That Wouldn't Die. This episode is /mostly/ SFW with just a little colorful language. Host Segments: How did YOU meet MST3K?, sleazy doctors,...
Host Segments: How did YOU meet MST3K?, sleazy doctors, patriarchy and dismemberment, Riff MVP.]]>4337comedy,mst3k,mst3kreunion,mysterysciencetheater3000,relationshiptrue1full