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The Princess Bride Minute takes an extremely detailed look at F. Morganstern’s beloved tale of fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, and miracles. Each minute of the movie is subjected to a battle of wits by your hosts Steve & Jonathan.

The Princess Bride Minute, is based on thestarwarsminute format, created by Alex Robinson & Pete The Retailer. Dozens of movies are currently being scrutinized similarly.]]>enTV & FilmCopyright Ordell P. Carrot Productionshttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6db984a066f271c5d831297640f42b61.jpghttp://theprincessbrideminute.com/Fri, 27 Jan 2023 09:07:23 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsOrdell P. Carrot Productionstheprincessbrideminute@gmail.comYou’ve found our podcast, prepare to dive into The Princess Bride one minute at a time! The Princess Bride Minute takes an extremely detailed look at F. Morganstern’s beloved tale of fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases,...
The Princess Bride Minute takes an extremely detailed look at F. Morganstern’s beloved tale of fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, and miracles. Each minute of the movie is subjected to a battle of wits by your hosts Steve & Jonathan.

The Princess Bride Minute, is based on thestarwarsminute format, created by Alex Robinson & Pete The Retailer. Dozens of movies are currently being scrutinized similarly.]]>cleanepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bonus-minute-1-book-club--13042688https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13042688Mon, 16 Oct 2017 02:14:12 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsJonathan & Steve get together on a Friday night to talk about the 30th Anniversary Edition release of The Princess Bride book and to catch up on pop culture in general.1402cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-99-it-s-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it--12754151https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12754151Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:44:21 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsSaying goodbye is harder than expected, but all good things must come to an end. Jonathan & Steve have some final thoughts about The Princess Bride and discuss plans for the future which include discussing the sequel to The Princess Bride, Buttercup's...2180cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-98-better-off-read--12744898https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12744898Thu, 07 Sep 2017 10:00:03 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsOnce again, we join Caleb, Jonathan & Steve in a dank Detroit hotel room. Among other things, we get a rendition of take me out to the ballgame and the long awaited book vs. movie comparison.2199cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-97-this-must-be-the-place--12728752https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12728752Tue, 05 Sep 2017 10:13:38 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsThree men meet in a hotel room in Detroit to discuss among other things the end credits of The Princess Bride. Guest: Caleb Carlisle2122cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-96-bye-bye-boys--12700488Guest: Jason Siegel]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12700488Fri, 01 Sep 2017 06:30:04 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsThe picture credits roll to a close fittingly with Max & Valerie saying adios once again. Don't worry though, we have the credits proper where amongst others, the great Paul Badger gets his due. Guest: Jason SiegelGuest: Jason Siegel]]>950cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-95-pictures-of-you--12694847https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12694847Thu, 31 Aug 2017 10:54:27 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsThe picture credits continue allowing us a last look at some really decent fellows (and perhaps a couple of the less decent type). Guest: Jason Siegel1236cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-94-goodbye-farewell-and-amen--12674161https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12674161Tue, 29 Aug 2017 06:15:04 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsMission Accomplished! Kevin is ready for bed but he has one request as Columbo makes his way out of the room with a smile, and we fade to black. Don't despair though - Jason Siegel is back to illuminate things!1271cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-93-kiss-me-kiss-me-kiss-me--12643003https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12643003Fri, 25 Aug 2017 06:45:04 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWe spend a final moment with our heroes as dawn breaks over Florin and the kids finally get to share a truly passionate kiss. Some would say it was the most passionate and some would say he didn't even slip her the tongue. Guests: Tabitha Carlisle &...1064cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-92-moving-on--12643005https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12643005Thu, 24 Aug 2017 14:01:05 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWives week continues as we tie up loose ends (Inigo as the DPR!) and our heroes ride off into the night. Guests: Stacey Lastoe & Tabitha Carlisle1268cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-91-reunited-and-it-feels-so-good--12627198https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12627198Tue, 22 Aug 2017 10:55:53 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsAs they come together in Florin Castle, our heroes tie up some loose ends (and Humperdinck). Joining us this week are Stacey Lastoe & Tabitha Carlisle!1799cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-90-the-true-colors-of-possible-pig--12601126Guest: Zach Luna]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12601126Fri, 18 Aug 2017 13:16:39 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWestley swells to incredible proportions and Humperdinck shows us who he really is. Let's put it this way - he couldn't take on an imaginary Guilder, let alone a real one. Guest: Zach LunaGuest: Zach Luna]]>2191cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-89-talking-heads--12588605https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12588605Thu, 17 Aug 2017 06:55:03 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsCue the witty banter - it's time for the verbal smack down of the century as Humperdinck and Westley get it on. Zach Luna stops by to referee and Buttercup just waits...patiently.1629cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-88-daddy-issues--12566865https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12566865Tue, 15 Aug 2017 04:35:04 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsZach Luna from Spider-Man Minute joins us to explore what it means to want your father back while Westley and Buttercup work out some issues of their own. Also, Jonathan lets Steve swear once or twice.2544cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-87-don-t-call-it-a-comeback--12560878https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12560878Sat, 12 Aug 2017 16:22:50 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsClearly dizzied by Rugen’s continued attack, Inigo rises to his feet and tells Tyrone his name again and again. As any fan of Neil Gaiman knows, names have power and Tyrone seems to be on the brink of defeat. Guest: Pete Mummert of The Indiana Jones...1568cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-86-breast-shortage--12546920https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12546920Fri, 11 Aug 2017 04:00:03 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsButtercup plunges the dagger into her heart while Westley lies on the bed powerless to do anything about it but bemoan the loss of her breasts. Meanwhile, Inigo bleeds out on the floor while Rugan looks on quietly. Guest: Pete Mummert of The Indiana...1990cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-85-you-look-marvelous--12529777https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12529777Tue, 08 Aug 2017 14:42:37 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsGet your knives out! It looks like the end of the line for Inigo and Buttercup may not be too far behind. Pete Mummert of The Indiana Jones Minute helps keep us on point as we sort through it all.1444cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-84-kiss-me-kiss-me-kiss-me--12501030https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12501030Fri, 04 Aug 2017 04:39:36 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsButtercup gets down with Humperdinck's dad and Humperdinck's mom is cool with it. TYrone on the other hand is playing hard to get. John Kovalic bears witness in dorkspacular fashion.1592cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-83-ooh-he-s-a-little-runaway--12493207https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12493207Thu, 03 Aug 2017 05:30:05 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsTyrone shows his true colors and leads Inigo on a merry chase through Florin castle. Jonathan, Steve, and guest John Kovalic tag along.1093cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-82-reunited-at-last--12476350https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12476350Tue, 01 Aug 2017 06:35:37 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWestley is being such a drag, isn’t he? Fortunately, Inigo is all business and at last he gets to tell Tyrone those 13 little words every henchman longs to hear. John Kovalic from Dork Tower & Munchkin fame joins us as we get down to business.1859cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-81-man-wife-man-wife--12453042Guest: Paul Lee]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12453042Fri, 28 Jul 2017 06:02:31 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsYellin does his very best, but clearly there is no stopping this storming. Unfortunately for our heroes, Buttercup & Humperdinck are now blissfully married, so what's the point? Guest: Paul LeeGuest: Paul Lee]]>1782cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-80-panic-on-the-streets-of-florin--12442734Guest: Paul Lee]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12442734Thu, 27 Jul 2017 06:00:19 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsIt's time to storm the castle! There is panic at the castle gate as the Dread Pirate Roberts in all his flaming glory bursts onto the scene.  Tyrone is all over it though, so don't you worry about a thing. Guest: Paul LeeGuest: Paul Lee]]>1921cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-79-dweams-within-dweams--12423784https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12423784Tue, 25 Jul 2017 07:30:08 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsThe Wedding! Happy day, happy day! Buttercup looks beautiful, Humperdinck looks dapper in his baby blues and all is going according to plan. Wait, what's that? Stand your ground special guest Paul Lee!1832cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-78-head-games--12410203https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12410203Sat, 22 Jul 2017 17:02:01 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWestley, Inigo, & Fezzik piece together the final bits of their plan to storm the castle and rescue Buttercup. Meanwhile Humperdinck helps Buttercup prepare for her impeding nuptials, ehh...rescue. Never mind, just nod your head in agreement please or...2513cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-77-if-only--12399230https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12399230Fri, 21 Jul 2017 01:12:46 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWestley continues to recover, though to be honest with you his disposition is less than sunny. Fortunately, we do have a holocaust cloak and a wheelbarrow so things are looking up. Andrew & Kestra from Disney Animated Minute Essentials join us again.1419cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-76-we-sum-up--12371061https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12371061Tue, 18 Jul 2017 07:55:59 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsHe's Back! Inigo shoves a gobstopper of a pill down dead Westley's throat and though his thoughts are a bit garbled - the man in black is miraculously revived. Woo-hoo! Andrew & Kestra from Disney Animated Minute Essentials drop by to discuss matters.2084cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-75-hey-they-say-that-thing-we-say--12351440https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12351440Fri, 14 Jul 2017 10:24:43 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsMiracle Max is on the job! Valerie and him quickly whip something up for Westley and even have the time to wrap it in delicious chocolate. Good thing they were quick about it, because it's time to storm the castle. First though, we wave bye bye to...2051cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-74-the-weaponization-of-true-love--12342614https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12342614Thu, 13 Jul 2017 10:31:03 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsMiracle Max finds his motivation as his witch, eh..his wife Valerie joins him to make sure everything goes as planned. Once again, the gentlemen from Star Wars Minute stop by to show us how it's done. Professionals all around!1379cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-73-that-s-not-what-he-said--12323743https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12323743Tue, 11 Jul 2017 06:45:28 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsMiracle Max pulls out his bellows and gets to work, though it sounds like he'd prefer another trip to Katz's. Pete The Retailer & Alex Robinson from The Star Wars Minute have also stopped by. You guys want to try the mutton?1356cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-72-miracle-deeds-done-dirt-cheap--12300953https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12300953Fri, 07 Jul 2017 09:56:13 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsGerry Porter finishes out the week with us and we couldn't be happier to have him. Unfortunately, Miracle Max does not seem nearly as enthusiastic about Westley.1405cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-71-shopping-in-florin--12293522https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12293522Thu, 06 Jul 2017 10:20:01 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsFezzik & Inigo are in search of a miracle and find an old Catskills comedian. Dayenu.1806cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-70-life-and-death-lessons--12274394https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12274394Tue, 04 Jul 2017 06:05:01 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsGerry Porter escapes the Temple Of Doom, enters the bedroom of Kevin, and ultimately ends up in the Pit Of Despair. That's a pretty good trajectory for a 60 second journey!1698cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-69-death-is-everywhere--12241218https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12241218Fri, 30 Jun 2017 09:36:19 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsThe ghost of Inigo's father leads Fezzik & Inigo into the pit of despair where they find poor dead Westley. While they handle this with aplomb, young Kevin Arnold has a cow.1870cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-68-your-own-personal-jesus--12241217https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12241217Thu, 29 Jun 2017 11:29:22 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsFezzik & Inigo go jogging with The Albino and have a religious experience. Chris & David from The Star Trek Minute are along for the ride.1195cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-67-aaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--12219233https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12219233Tue, 27 Jun 2017 06:50:29 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsHumperdinck turns it up to 50 and all of Florin takes notice! We're joined by the gentlemen from Star Trek Minute who are kind enough not to treat us nearly as roughly.1937cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-66-things-you-just-shouldn-t-say--12190504https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12190504Fri, 23 Jun 2017 04:40:13 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsButtercup gives Humperdinck a piece of her mind and gets locked in her room without supper. Meanwhile, in the Pit Of Despair...2261cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-65-liar-liar-pants-on-fire--12182079https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12182079Thu, 22 Jun 2017 08:48:43 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsButtercup catches Humperdinck in a lie but don't worry because Yellin is on top of it! Sean German is here too to break it all down.1957cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-64-inigo-ascendant--12162000https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12162000Tue, 20 Jun 2017 06:35:17 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsInigo goes from defeatist and despondent to a man on a mission in less than 60 seconds. With us to enjoy this exciting arc is Sean German from Spinal Tap Minute.1638cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-63-what-should-you-do-with-a-drunken-fencer--12124857https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12124857Fri, 16 Jun 2017 07:15:45 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsFezzik employs a rather interesting approach to sobering Inigo up and Inigo nearly uses his toes to count to twenty. Thomas Howeth from The Never Ending Minute closes out the week in grand style with us too.2026cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-62-reunited-and-it-feels-so-good--12095565https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12095565Thu, 15 Jun 2017 15:38:23 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsInigo has gone back to the beginning and gotten completely soused. Fortunately, Fezzik is here to get him out of trouble. Thomas Howeth from the Never Ending Story Minute lends a hand too.1316cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-61-form-a-brute-squad--12095549https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12095549Tue, 13 Jun 2017 07:15:09 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsHumperdinck has it all under control except for possibly a certain drunken Spaniard. Meanwhile, Thomas Howeth from The Never Ending Minute joins us to form a Brute Squad.1966cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-60-this-is-for-posterity--12072495https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12072495Fri, 09 Jun 2017 15:45:49 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsTyrone makes Westley cry, Humperdinck makes Yellin kneel, and Buttercup makes an appearance as does Jim O'Kane as our guest.2174cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-59-machines-of-loving-grace--12052153https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12052153Thu, 08 Jun 2017 06:35:22 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsThe machine is switched on much to the delight of Tyrone & The Albino. Westley is somewhat less pleased, but how would you feel if one year of your life was sucked away?1505cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-58-tyrone-time--12041633https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12041633Tue, 06 Jun 2017 06:45:55 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsTyrone takes on a ton of Humperdinck's emotional baggage while getting ready to show Westley a good time with his machine.1384cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-57-fire-up-the-machine-it-s-black-pirate-roberts-season--12017133https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12017133Fri, 02 Jun 2017 10:58:09 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsAn agreement is reached between Buttercup & The Prince after which he and Count Rugen take a walk in the woods where they have some sort of machine.2745cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-56-running-up-the-white-flag--12002527https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12002527Thu, 01 Jun 2017 06:30:28 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsHumperdinck finally gives up and agrees to let Buttercup go off and be happy. No, this is not a dream, IT'S A TRAP!1304cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-55-dream-on--11975898https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11975898Tue, 30 May 2017 06:35:54 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsBobby from Beauty & The Beastly Minute stops by as does one uncredited Irish Wolfhound. Fortunately, this is all a dream.1646cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-54-boo-boo-booooooo--11932393https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11932393Fri, 26 May 2017 07:00:22 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsYoung Kevin Arnold continues to fret and for that matter so does The Ancient Booer. It's a good thing that Rick & Julia are here to commiserate.2136cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-53-life-isn-t-fair--11932394https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11932394Thu, 25 May 2017 09:54:30 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWestley learns about the machine, the King dies, Buttercup marries Humperdinck, and Kevin Arnold whines about these unexpected twists in the narrative.2257cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-52-depressed-monkeys--11932322https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11932322Tue, 23 May 2017 10:42:01 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsRick & Julia from Mad Max Minute join us as Westley awakens to the Albino's tender ministrations.1908cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-51-men-of-action-pits-of-despair--11896770https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11896770Fri, 19 May 2017 06:20:09 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsBrett Stillo From 5 Minutes Of Trouble finishes out the week with us as Westley wakes up to the tender mercies of The Albino.2343cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-50-down-the-fan-fiction-hole--11870345https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11870345Thu, 18 May 2017 07:10:51 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsButtercup makes a deal and Brett, Jonathan & Steve dive into the world of Princess Bride fan fiction. This won't work out well for anyone, will it?1165cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-49-unexpected-interruptions--11870344https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11870344Tue, 16 May 2017 07:05:44 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsOut of the Fire Swamp at last, Westley and Buttercup share a moment....almost. Brett Stillo From 5 Minutes Of Trouble joins us.2256cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-48-westley-stop-playing-with-your-food--11839918https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11839918Fri, 12 May 2017 06:40:29 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsButtercup dips her toe into the Battle with the R.O.U.S. but ultimately Westley's pitmaster skills save the day as Lauren Bochenko finishes out the week with us.1593cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-47-attack-of-the-killer-rats--11839919https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11839919Thu, 11 May 2017 09:31:22 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsMy what big teeth you have Grandma! Lauren Bochenko joins us for the meaty part of our trip through the fire swamp, the visit from the R.O.U.S.1873cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-46-gasps-of-unusual-size--11820325https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11820325Tue, 09 May 2017 06:10:43 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsOur heroine and our hero pull themselves up out of the earth, but they barely have time to catch their breath. The R.O.U.S. have returned, and in greater numbers!1243cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-45-retirement-planning--11762319https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11762319Fri, 05 May 2017 06:40:40 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWestley and Buttercup continue their journey through the fire swamp. Unfortunately, Buttercup once again fails to watch her step. Sigh.2278cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-44-living-like-a-king-in-patagonia--11762318https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11762318Thu, 04 May 2017 11:45:15 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWestley continues to tell Buttercup the story of how he went from being a caterpillar to a butterfly and buttercup gets a ride. Scott Carelli joins us once again.1440cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-43-did-i-ever-tell-you-the-story-about-how-i-became-the-dread-pirate-roberts--11762320https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11762320Tue, 02 May 2017 06:30:58 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsScott Carelli of Back To The Future Minute joins us as Westley tells Buttercup a tale in ye olde Fire Swamp.1966cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-42-meanwhile-on-dagobah--11711058https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11711058Fri, 28 Apr 2017 06:15:55 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWestley and Buttercup make their way into the Fire Swamp where things are heating up! Geoff Vincent finishes out the week but does not stick around to build a summer home.1371cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-41-i-m-bored-get-in-the-fire-swamp--11711057https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11711057Thu, 27 Apr 2017 06:10:54 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsAt the encouragement of young Kevin Arnold, Columbo rushes Westley & Buttercup into the fire swamp. Once again, Geoff Vincent joins us in his old neighborhood.1429cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-40-death-fails--11711059https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11711059Tue, 25 Apr 2017 07:10:38 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsGeoff Vincent rolls in to take us on a tour of a ravine not far from where he grew up. At the same time, Buttercup and Westley finally reunite.1030cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-39-tumbling-down--11672973https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11672973Fri, 21 Apr 2017 06:30:46 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsButtercup attempts to kill the Man In Black and then upon finding out he's actually Zombie Westley, tries to kill herself. Hmm...Zombie Princess Bride.2139cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-38-a-pirate-s-tale--11646182https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11646182Thu, 20 Apr 2017 06:50:35 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsThe Dread Pirate Roberts lets Buttercup know exactly how he dealt with her true love. Fortunately, Norman Mitchell from Lord Of The Rings Minute is here to console her.1370cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-37-the-mib-revealed--11646181https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11646181Tue, 18 Apr 2017 06:45:49 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsNorman Mitchell from Lord Of The Rings Minute joins us for our much shorter fantasy movie.1347cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-36-building-trust--11591015https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11591015Fri, 14 Apr 2017 07:10:31 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsGerry O'Brien finishes out the week with us as Buttercup and the Man In Black get to know each other a bit as they take a break from the action.1157cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-35-sicilian-pride--11591013https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11591013Thu, 13 Apr 2017 07:00:13 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsVizzini has a laugh, Buttercup is freed, and Humperdinck has it all figured out.1236cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-34-a-land-war-in-asia--11591014https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11591014Tue, 11 Apr 2017 10:13:10 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsGerry O'Brien joins us as the Battle Of Wits reaches dizzying intellectual heights. Yeah, dizzying.1362cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-33-weekend-edition--11567428https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11567428Fri, 07 Apr 2017 06:40:20 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsCassandra, Jonathan, and Steve cover a lot of geeky ground. Clearly we have lost the battle of wits.2133cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-32-grilled-cheese-please--11560626https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11560626Thu, 06 Apr 2017 06:55:29 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsGood News! Cassandra from Lord Of The Rings Minute stopped by! We discuss the ongoing Battle Of Wits, the finer points of traversing foreign countrysides, and practical poisoning.1522cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-31-idiots-imbeciles-morons--11546870https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11546870Tue, 04 Apr 2017 06:45:24 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsJonathan & Steve breakdown the early moments of The Battle Of Wits (and discuss the appropriate cheese for the occasion).1138cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-30-a-sicilian-picnic--11492862https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11492862Fri, 31 Mar 2017 06:20:19 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsPaul Jaissle rounds out the week as the MIB catches up to Vizzini & Buttercup for a lovely countryside nosh.1266cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-29-large-women--11492861https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11492861Thu, 30 Mar 2017 06:15:48 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsIt's nap time for Fezzik as Paul Jaissle of Spike Piledriver joins us again. Meanwhile Humperdinck is in hot pursuit!1834cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-28-the-perils-of-charity-work--11492860https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11492860Tue, 28 Mar 2017 06:15:48 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsPaul Jaissle of the Spike Piledriver Podcast jumps in the ring with us as we learn more about Fezzik's surprisingly varied employment history.1301cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-27-embracing-the-giant--11439819https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11439819Thu, 23 Mar 2017 07:30:02 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsJoseph Darowski finishes out our last 2 minute week (3 a week every week going forward) as the MIB gives Fezzik a big hug.1241cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-26-my-way--11439820https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11439820Tue, 21 Mar 2017 09:42:02 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWe're joined by Joseph Darowski of The Protagonist Podcast as we catch up to Vizzini, Fezzik, and Buttercup who are dealing with the inconceivable in their own special ways.1796cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-25-naptime-for-inigo--11384249https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11384249Fri, 17 Mar 2017 06:35:05 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsJosh Horowitz finishes out the week with us as the Greatest Sword Fight ever draws to a conclusion. How's that for timing?1970cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-24-medieval-rebar--11384248https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11384248Thu, 16 Mar 2017 10:24:22 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsThe battle continues up down and around the castle ruins with valiant shows of ambidextrosity to boot!1943cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-23-chatty-swordsmen--11384247https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11384247Tue, 14 Mar 2017 11:48:04 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsJosh Horowitz from 5 Minutes Of Trouble joins us as The Greatest Sword fight ever really gets under way.1460cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-22-hello-my-name-is-inigo-montoya--11326900https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11326900Thu, 09 Mar 2017 08:25:05 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsInigo finishes his story and the greatest sword fight ever....begins.1548cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-21-storytime--11327120https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11327120Tue, 07 Mar 2017 09:40:37 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsJonathan & Steve solo it for the first time in a few weeks, but Inigo makes it super easy on us.1034cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-20-sharing--11292870https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11292870Fri, 03 Mar 2017 09:20:45 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWith George Hendricks finishing out the week, the Man In Black arrives at the top of the Cliffs. Him and Inigo continue to hit it off even though there is some awkward talk about a certain appendage.2320cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-19-building-trust--11292850https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11292850Thu, 02 Mar 2017 11:11:41 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsInigo makes a new friend, but perhaps more importantly, so does the Man In Black. Speaking of which, we're joined once again by new friend George Hendricks.1953cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-18-trust-issues--11253761https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11253761Tue, 28 Feb 2017 17:12:47 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsGeorge Hendricks joins us as Inigo prepares for the greatest sword fight of all time and the man in black continues to do inconceivable things.1794cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-17-still-climbing--10942761https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10942761Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:40:28 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsLiz Burr joins us again and the man in black defies the odds. Fortunately, Inigo is going to handle things as long as he can use his left.1939cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-16-super-seagulls--10942762https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10942762Tue, 21 Feb 2017 06:25:28 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWe're joined by Liz Burr as Fezzik & The Gang continue to scale the Cliffs Of Insanity with the Man In Black hot on their heels!2103cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-15-this-great-legendary-thing--10852358https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10852358Fri, 17 Feb 2017 06:45:04 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsIt appears that there is but a single man on the other boat. It's unlikely Inigo, Fezzik, and Vizzini should even be the least bit concerned. Wait, is he climbing the rope? Incon...2210cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-14-and-that-other-thing--10852338https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10852338Thu, 16 Feb 2017 11:28:11 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWe're joined once again by Travis from Reel Comic Heroes as Buttercup & The Gang reach The Cliffs Of Insanity, the imaginary maritime border of the imaginary nation of Guilder.1840cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-13-swimming-with-the-eels--10769043https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10769043Tue, 14 Feb 2017 06:35:42 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsTravis from Reel Comic Heroes joins us and it's a good thing because these eels are scaring the bejeesus out of Jonathan & Steve. Happy Valentines Day!1651cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-12-the-legend-of-guilder--10582263https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10582263Thu, 09 Feb 2017 06:10:35 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsAt last, the truth has been revealed. Guilder is not a real country and we understand why the eels are so well fed. Also, Inigo & Vizzini stop by, drink all the beer, and refuse to leave. Ugh! Jason Siegel joins us once again.1918cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-11-this-won-t-be-the-last-time-we-hear-it--10582262https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10582262Tue, 07 Feb 2017 05:00:35 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsWe're joined by noted character therapist Jason Siegel as we sail on to the Cliffs Of Insanity. In the end, one man's paranoia prevails and it turns out our intrepid circus performers might not be alone.1164cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-10-peanut-schmenut--10481826https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10481826Fri, 03 Feb 2017 08:05:43 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsA small cruel Jewish Sicilian and a swashbuckling Jewish Spaniard engage in a battle for a lovable giant's affections. Fortunately, the threesome work it out and set sail to the imaginary land of Guilder.1997cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-9-do-you-guys-want-to-go-start-a-war--10439649https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10439649Thu, 02 Feb 2017 08:20:28 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsAn idiot, a lovable giant, and a charming man are criticized by Jonathan, Steve, and the wonderful Crystal Beth for a terrible plan and other poor life choices.1522cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-8-the-circus-has-come-to-town--10439648https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10439648Tue, 31 Jan 2017 07:55:20 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsThings continue to get worse for the Princess Buttercup. Doomed to a loveless marriage and with no friends but horse, her daily ride is all she has left. Fortunately, the circus has come to town. With special guest Crystal Beth.1675cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-7-join-us-at-humperdrinks--10386104https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10386104Thu, 26 Jan 2017 08:15:18 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsSolar Babies, Time Bandits, Deep Space 9, Best In Show, Dog Day Afternoon, and more! What do these things have in common?1241cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-6-murdered-by-pirates-is-good--10372123https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10372123Tue, 24 Jan 2017 08:30:23 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsThose crazy kids! For some reason Fred Savage thinks murderous pirates are a good thing. Ugh. Meanwhile, sheep invade Florin.1517cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-5-a-kissing-book--10335642https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10335642Fri, 20 Jan 2017 08:10:26 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsA young boy on the brink of puberty cannot believe that his grandfather would read him a kissing book. Meanwhile, Westley packs his bag and prepares to leave his true love.990cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-4-staring-at-the-clenched-florin--10318930https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10318930Thu, 19 Jan 2017 08:00:03 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsA girl and her farm boy discover that their relationship is not based on servitude but on love.1266cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-3-meet-horse--10318931https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10318931Tue, 17 Jan 2017 08:00:04 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsGrandpa begins to tell a story by S. Morgenstern. We meet a girl, her horse, and her farm boy.1322cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-2-miracles--10287897https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10287897Thu, 12 Jan 2017 05:45:30 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsMinute 2 starts with the Grandson trying to avoid his Grandfather. We meet the Grandfather who gives us a crash course in media history, and we end with miracles.1249cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/minute-1-cough-cough--10270255https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10270255Mon, 09 Jan 2017 17:14:29 +0000Ordell P. Carrot ProductionsThis is where it all begins. We start off with the MGM Logo, meet a sick child and his mom, and it sounds like we’ll be meeting his Grandfather soon too!1504cleanfull