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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/doctor-i-m-paranoid-spay-2016</link><description><![CDATA[]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/1739016/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Society &amp; Culture</category><copyright>Copyright Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/images.spreaker.com/cloudinary/s--PbtX68Uu--/w_1000,h_800,c_fit,l_text:Lato_159_bold:Doctor%20I.%20M.%20Paranoid/images.spreaker.com/default/show-1400x1400-20190801.jpg</url><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/doctor-i-m-paranoid-spay-2016</link></image><lastBuildDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2021 21:38:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:name><itunes:email>feeds@spreaker.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/images.spreaker.com/cloudinary/s--PbtX68Uu--/w_1000,h_800,c_fit,l_text:Lato_159_bold:Doctor%20I.%20M.%20Paranoid/images.spreaker.com/default/show-1400x1400-20190801.jpg"/><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:email>feeds@spreaker.com</googleplay:email><googleplay:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit><item><title>Doctor I.M.Paranoid "Final Transmission??"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-60th</link><description><![CDATA[Can it be?  After all these years (5) our dear Doctor is going gently into that good night?  Find Out!!  Yes, Find Out, I Say!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42789365</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2021 21:37:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42789365/drp_60th.mp3" length="7452211" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Can it be?  After all these years (5) our dear Doctor is going gently into that good night?  Find Out!!  Yes, Find Out, I Say!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Can it be?  After all these years (5) our dear Doctor is going gently into that good night?  Find Out!!  Yes, Find Out, I Say!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>466</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,final,hilarious,fighting,clones,twinkies,paranoid,couch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0af6b2da709a95dba50a3308b6f201f0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Can it be?  After all these years (5) our dear Doctor is going gently into that good night?  Find Out!!  Yes, Find Out, I Say!!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0af6b2da709a95dba50a3308b6f201f0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Surrender 2020"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-59th-rev</link><description><![CDATA[Yes, Surrender!  That's our motto here in the Future!  It's also the name of this month when we bow our heads in the awe and wonder of just Being Alive!  <br />Hail the Great Old Ones!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42245509</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2020 20:22:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42245509/drp_59th_rev.mp3" length="4771594" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yes, Surrender!  That's our motto here in the Future!  It's also the name of this month when we bow our heads in the awe and wonder of just Being Alive!  &#13;
Hail the Great Old Ones!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yes, Surrender!  That's our motto here in the Future!  It's also the name of this month when we bow our heads in the awe and wonder of just Being Alive!  <br />Hail the Great Old Ones!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>299</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,crazy,holiday,cthulhu,december,religions,paranoid,couchtoons,shoggoth,surrrender</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e18518394d78a2ccb38c69669004944e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Yes, Surrender!  That's our motto here in the Future!  It's also the name of this month when we bow our heads in the awe and wonder of just Being Alive!  &#13;
Hail the Great Old Ones!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e18518394d78a2ccb38c69669004944e.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "NoSpender 2020"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-58th</link><description><![CDATA[Find out how we VOTE here in the futurabulous Future!  I VOTE that you watch this informative video.  Watch it, I say!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41701660</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2020 16:50:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41701660/drp_58th.mp3" length="6329990" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Find out how we VOTE here in the futurabulous Future!  I VOTE that you watch this informative video.  Watch it, I say!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Find out how we VOTE here in the futurabulous Future!  I VOTE that you watch this informative video.  Watch it, I say!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>396</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,conspiracy,politics,hilarious,voting,satire,state,vote,paranoid,couch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2c51c9df8ff82c7de78edb8408a89b71.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Find out how we VOTE here in the futurabulous Future!  I VOTE that you watch this informative video.  Watch it, I say!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2c51c9df8ff82c7de78edb8408a89b71.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Rocktober2020"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-57th</link><description><![CDATA[Whoo!  Party in the Future!   Yes, it is the most futurabulous month of the year!  <br />Find out more about how Rocktober became so righteous, won't you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41228379</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2020 17:54:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41228379/drp_57th.mp3" length="4023274" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Whoo!  Party in the Future!   Yes, it is the most futurabulous month of the year!  &#13;
Find out more about how Rocktober became so righteous, won't you?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Whoo!  Party in the Future!   Yes, it is the most futurabulous month of the year!  <br />Find out more about how Rocktober became so righteous, won't you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>252</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,energy,technology,stupid,satire,kittens,puppies,paranoid,couch,rocktober,couchtoons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/02ae48cc742e03c1acb61cb17983bdff.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Whoo!  Party in the Future!   Yes, it is the most futurabulous month of the year!  &#13;
Find out more about how Rocktober became so righteous, won't you?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/02ae48cc742e03c1acb61cb17983bdff.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Remember 2020"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-56th</link><description><![CDATA[Hey, it's the month of Remember, remember?  And here in the futurastic Future everyone gets their mind altered!  No, not that!  They have their memories changed so they're never wrong!  Let's find out more, shall we?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40625060</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2020 02:12:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40625060/drp_56th.mp3" length="4225984" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey, it's the month of Remember, remember?  And here in the futurastic Future everyone gets their mind altered!  No, not that!  They have their memories changed so they're never wrong!  Let's find out more, shall we?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey, it's the month of Remember, remember?  And here in the futurastic Future everyone gets their mind altered!  No, not that!  They have their memories changed so they're never wrong!  Let's find out more, shall we?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>265</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,weird,past,memory,paranoid</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/212d11a8764d671acc657a79d52e01ee.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Hey, it's the month of Remember, remember?  And here in the futurastic Future everyone gets their mind altered!  No, not that!  They have their memories changed so they're never wrong!  Let's find out more, shall we?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/212d11a8764d671acc657a79d52e01ee.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "BOGUS 2020"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-55th</link><description><![CDATA[Aww BOGUS!!!  Oh I'm SO bummed I don't even feel like describing this.  Something about the big pandemic and conspiracy theories.  Just watch it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40075658</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2020 15:11:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40075658/drp_55th.mp3" length="5856465" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Aww BOGUS!!!  Oh I'm SO bummed I don't even feel like describing this.  Something about the big pandemic and conspiracy theories.  Just watch it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Aww BOGUS!!!  Oh I'm SO bummed I don't even feel like describing this.  Something about the big pandemic and conspiracy theories.  Just watch it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>366</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,future,conspiracy,parody,pandemic,hilarious,political,satire,disease,bogus,paranoid,telepathic,couchtoons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f78a6090a732a038b49948874357ec7a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Aww BOGUS!!!  Oh I'm SO bummed I don't even feel like describing this.  Something about the big pandemic and conspiracy theories.  Just watch it.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f78a6090a732a038b49948874357ec7a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "YouLie 2020"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-54rev2</link><description><![CDATA[Prepare to be deceived, because here/now it is the fakey Future month of YouLie!  Yes, in YouLie all the fabulous future folk tell fibs, fables and falsehoods, to make everybody else look foolish.  Such fun!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/35056046</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2020 02:38:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/35056046/drp_54rev2.mp3" length="5794585" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Prepare to be deceived, because here/now it is the fakey Future month of YouLie!  Yes, in YouLie all the fabulous future folk tell fibs, fables and falsehoods, to make everybody else look foolish.  Such fun!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Prepare to be deceived, because here/now it is the fakey Future month of YouLie!  Yes, in YouLie all the fabulous future folk tell fibs, fables and falsehoods, to make everybody else look foolish.  Such fun!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>363</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,hilarious,paranoid,lying</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/27eb0344bb2142793a69d04b6071a72d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Prepare to be deceived, because here/now it is the fakey Future month of YouLie!  Yes, in YouLie all the fabulous future folk tell fibs, fables and falsehoods, to make everybody else look foolish.  Such fun!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/27eb0344bb2142793a69d04b6071a72d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Soon 2020"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-53rd</link><description><![CDATA[Here in the Future, it is the flaky month of Soon, when everyone procrastinates and puts stuff off.  You may want to listen to this later . . .]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28822933</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 16:24:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/28822933/drp_53rd.mp3" length="3687234" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here in the Future, it is the flaky month of Soon, when everyone procrastinates and puts stuff off.  You may want to listen to this later . . .</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here in the Future, it is the flaky month of Soon, when everyone procrastinates and puts stuff off.  You may want to listen to this later . . .]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>231</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>future,robots,procrastination,funn,couchtoons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/34b2ba9c99480ee90937917b3d74e2b7.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Here in the Future, it is the flaky month of Soon, when everyone procrastinates and puts stuff off.  You may want to listen to this later . . .</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/34b2ba9c99480ee90937917b3d74e2b7.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Spay 2020"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp52</link><description><![CDATA[And so, the abominable aftereffect of all this self-isolation becomes abysmally apparent - We have an appalling infestation of BABIES!  Oh, so many BABIES!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26442490</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2020 17:58:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26442490/drp52.mp3" length="3677022" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>And so, the abominable aftereffect of all this self-isolation becomes abysmally apparent - We have an appalling infestation of BABIES!  Oh, so many BABIES!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[And so, the abominable aftereffect of all this self-isolation becomes abysmally apparent - We have an appalling infestation of BABIES!  Oh, so many BABIES!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>225</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,babies,silly,pandemic,doctor,population,overpopulation,vasectomy,spay,hilarios,couchtoons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/53e8a0c683360a6dfe30e330b1dfaa84.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>And so, the abominable aftereffect of all this self-isolation becomes abysmally apparent - We have an appalling infestation of BABIES!  Oh, so many BABIES!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/53e8a0c683360a6dfe30e330b1dfaa84.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Scrapril 2020"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-51st</link><description><![CDATA[PANDEMIC!!!   AAahhh!   Self-Isolate!   Keep Back!!!   FREAK OUT (alone at home quietly)   You may be paranoid, but are you PARANOID ENOUGH??!!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24684186</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2020 19:11:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24684186/drp_51st.mp3" length="7155130" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>PANDEMIC!!!   AAahhh!   Self-Isolate!   Keep Back!!!   FREAK OUT (alone at home quietly)   You may be paranoid, but are you PARANOID ENOUGH??!!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[PANDEMIC!!!   AAahhh!   Self-Isolate!   Keep Back!!!   FREAK OUT (alone at home quietly)   You may be paranoid, but are you PARANOID ENOUGH??!!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>442</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,parody,pandemic,political,satire,politicians,disease,paranoid,couchtoons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0935a835a269d724a6ae49ed7ca440c8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>PANDEMIC!!!   AAahhh!   Self-Isolate!   Keep Back!!!   FREAK OUT (alone at home quietly)   You may be paranoid, but are you PARANOID ENOUGH??!!!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0935a835a269d724a6ae49ed7ca440c8.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Merch 2020"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-50th</link><description><![CDATA[Hello to you all, primitive people of the past.  BEHOLD!  My 50th transmission!  Celebrating the mighty marketing month of Merch.  Buy Something Already!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23394135</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2020 15:46:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23394135/drp_50th.mp3" length="5824260" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hello to you all, primitive people of the past.  BEHOLD!  My 50th transmission!  Celebrating the mighty marketing month of Merch.  Buy Something Already!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hello to you all, primitive people of the past.  BEHOLD!  My 50th transmission!  Celebrating the mighty marketing month of Merch.  Buy Something Already!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>364</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,technology,jokes,silly,stupid,commercials,ads,rabbit,lucky,couch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/63f5a3854f0fc6005c51df88f5e83797.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Hello to you all, primitive people of the past.  BEHOLD!  My 50th transmission!  Celebrating the mighty marketing month of Merch.  Buy Something Already!!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/63f5a3854f0fc6005c51df88f5e83797.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Celebruary 2020"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-49th</link><description><![CDATA[Ah, Past Primitives, here in the Future it is the totally toadying month of Celebruary, when all our social and genetic betters walk among us to shame us with our own inadequacies.  YOU can feel bad about yourself, too!  Join me, won't you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22279438</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 20:10:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22279438/drp_49th.mp3" length="4735476" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ah, Past Primitives, here in the Future it is the totally toadying month of Celebruary, when all our social and genetic betters walk among us to shame us with our own inadequacies.  YOU can feel bad about yourself, too!  Join me, won't you?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ah, Past Primitives, here in the Future it is the totally toadying month of Celebruary, when all our social and genetic betters walk among us to shame us with our own inadequacies.  YOU can feel bad about yourself, too!  Join me, won't you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>296</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,parody,hilarious,stars,celebrities,satire,strange,keanu,couchtoons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/750a25fa3207ee44b462bc7067def51d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ah, Past Primitives, here in the Future it is the totally toadying month of Celebruary, when all our social and genetic betters walk among us to shame us with our own inadequacies.  YOU can feel bad about yourself, too!  Join me, won't you?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/750a25fa3207ee44b462bc7067def51d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Spamuary" 2020</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp48audio</link><description><![CDATA[Oh, the happiest of seasonal greeting my precious past peepsters!!  It is the futurabulous month of Spamuary!  Yes, Spamuary, when all the wonderful new telepathic advertisements launch directly into our brains! <br />Join me, won't you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21283145</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jan 2020 16:03:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21283145/drp48audio.mp3" length="4928991" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, the happiest of seasonal greeting my precious past peepsters!!  It is the futurabulous month of Spamuary!  Yes, Spamuary, when all the wonderful new telepathic advertisements launch directly into our brains! &#13;
Join me, won't you?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, the happiest of seasonal greeting my precious past peepsters!!  It is the futurabulous month of Spamuary!  Yes, Spamuary, when all the wonderful new telepathic advertisements launch directly into our brains! <br />Join me, won't you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>309</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,technology,silly,stupid,commercials,satire,advertisements</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3703ec5225ec844a74fb1364b993151e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh, the happiest of seasonal greeting my precious past peepsters!!  It is the futurabulous month of Spamuary!  Yes, Spamuary, when all the wonderful new telepathic advertisements launch directly into our brains! &#13;
Join me, won't you?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3703ec5225ec844a74fb1364b993151e.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Surrender" 2019</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-47th</link><description><![CDATA[Did you know kitchen accidents are a large percentage of household injuries?  Find out more (too much!)   Watch this thing.   Watch it I say!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20410168</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2019 19:28:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20410168/drp_47th.mp3" length="1515519" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did you know kitchen accidents are a large percentage of household injuries?  Find out more (too much!)   Watch this thing.   Watch it I say!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did you know kitchen accidents are a large percentage of household injuries?  Find out more (too much!)   Watch this thing.   Watch it I say!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>95</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,weird,stupid,hilarious,satire,doctor,steve,paranoid,explosions,couch,couchtoons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f40cbd8df52d9548d60d3b4975287dc1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Did you know kitchen accidents are a large percentage of household injuries?  Find out more (too much!)   Watch this thing.   Watch it I say!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f40cbd8df52d9548d60d3b4975287dc1.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Rocktober 2019"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-46th</link><description><![CDATA[Ahh, the time goes by so fast here in the future month of Rocktober.  Find out why just in time for the big Halloweenus party!  Whooo Rocktober!!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19300908</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2019 02:11:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19300908/drp_46th.mp3" length="10512900" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ahh, the time goes by so fast here in the future month of Rocktober.  Find out why just in time for the big Halloweenus party!  Whooo Rocktober!!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ahh, the time goes by so fast here in the future month of Rocktober.  Find out why just in time for the big Halloweenus party!  Whooo Rocktober!!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>263</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,party,energy,conspiracy,cartoon,time,hilarious,drink,satire,strange,doctor,animation,halloween,steve,paranoid,couch,couchtoons,weenus</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05f4cf06c81ef18a606a53b79ed3b2f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ahh, the time goes by so fast here in the future month of Rocktober.  Find out why just in time for the big Halloweenus party!  Whooo Rocktober!!!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05f4cf06c81ef18a606a53b79ed3b2f4.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Remember 2019"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-45th</link><description><![CDATA[I forget what this video is about. . . the Future?  But wait.  There's a big fight in the middle . . . something about celery.  Remember to watch!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18953280</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Aug 2019 23:16:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18953280/drp_45th.mp3" length="11544214" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I forget what this video is about. . . the Future?  But wait.  There's a big fight in the middle . . . something about celery.  Remember to watch!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I forget what this video is about. . . the Future?  But wait.  There's a big fight in the middle . . . something about celery.  Remember to watch!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>289</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,remember,future,crazy,conspiracy,satire,doctor,memory,hybrids,paranoid</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7050e8fb0380120d06bd5b2f86dd6c70.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>I forget what this video is about. . . the Future?  But wait.  There's a big fight in the middle . . . something about celery.  Remember to watch!!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7050e8fb0380120d06bd5b2f86dd6c70.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Bogus 2019"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp44rev</link><description><![CDATA[Awww, the party's over and now it is the malicious month of Bogus, when all the fabutastic future folk gotta get a real job.  So bummeriffic.  Someone make me a sandwich.  (and watch out for Barry!)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18687753</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2019 20:19:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18687753/drp44rev.mp3" length="11036302" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Awww, the party's over and now it is the malicious month of Bogus, when all the fabutastic future folk gotta get a real job.  So bummeriffic.  Someone make me a sandwich.  (and watch out for Barry!)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Awww, the party's over and now it is the malicious month of Bogus, when all the fabutastic future folk gotta get a real job.  So bummeriffic.  Someone make me a sandwich.  (and watch out for Barry!)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>276</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,future,conspiracy,cartoon,work,jobs,stupid,responsibility,pranks,satire,doctor,animation,bills,employment,steve,paranoid,couch,jackalope</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/aaae9aa0527946687d7533ea503342ec.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Awww, the party's over and now it is the malicious month of Bogus, when all the fabutastic future folk gotta get a real job.  So bummeriffic.  Someone make me a sandwich.  (and watch out for Barry!)</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/aaae9aa0527946687d7533ea503342ec.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "YouLie 2019"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp43rdrev</link><description><![CDATA[It is the future month of YouLie (or is it?) when all the future folk tell fibs and falsehoods (no they don't) Don't believe a single word our good Doctor says (but send money)<br />Let's listen!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18431463</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2019 12:53:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18431463/drp43rdrev.mp3" length="9928462" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It is the future month of YouLie (or is it?) when all the future folk tell fibs and falsehoods (no they don't) Don't believe a single word our good Doctor says (but send money)&#13;
Let's listen!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It is the future month of YouLie (or is it?) when all the future folk tell fibs and falsehoods (no they don't) Don't believe a single word our good Doctor says (but send money)<br />Let's listen!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>249</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,future,crazy,conspiracy,cartoon,silly,deception,satire,doctor,lies,animation,steve,paranoid,falsehood,couch,couchtoons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1e61810ab9775ba6715a5f4b650363ae.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It is the future month of YouLie (or is it?) when all the future folk tell fibs and falsehoods (no they don't) Don't believe a single word our good Doctor says (but send money)&#13;
Let's listen!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1e61810ab9775ba6715a5f4b650363ae.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Soon 2019"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp42audio_1</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome back to one of the Future's favorite month's, SOON!  When everybody just slacks off and lays around doing NOTHING!  I'll probably get around to telling you more about it later . . . maybe.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18135825</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2019 17:51:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18135825/drp42audio.mp3" length="3835610" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome back to one of the Future's favorite month's, SOON!  When everybody just slacks off and lays around doing NOTHING!  I'll probably get around to telling you more about it later . . . maybe.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome back to one of the Future's favorite month's, SOON!  When everybody just slacks off and lays around doing NOTHING!  I'll probably get around to telling you more about it later . . . maybe.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>240</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,funny,future,crazy,conspiracy,politics,stupid,lazy,hilarious,voting,political,satire</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/98819224b5e9138c0ea4a7ec6ded590e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Welcome back to one of the Future's favorite month's, SOON!  When everybody just slacks off and lays around doing NOTHING!  I'll probably get around to telling you more about it later . . . maybe.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/98819224b5e9138c0ea4a7ec6ded590e.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Spay 2019"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-41st</link><description><![CDATA[Well, once again in the future, it is the socially-responsible month of Spay. Where overpopulation is the hot-button issue of the day. Have you considered spaying or neutering yourself?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17808225</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2019 21:26:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17808225/drp_41st.mp3" length="9928802" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, once again in the future, it is the socially-responsible month of Spay. Where overpopulation is the hot-button issue of the day. Have you considered spaying or neutering yourself?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, once again in the future, it is the socially-responsible month of Spay. Where overpopulation is the hot-button issue of the day. Have you considered spaying or neutering yourself?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>249</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,home,safety,satire,steve,head,potato,surgery,introvert,plastic,paranoid,overpopulation,couch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a393534053ca6c0952e9add8e945acbc.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Well, once again in the future, it is the socially-responsible month of Spay. Where overpopulation is the hot-button issue of the day. Have you considered spaying or neutering yourself?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a393534053ca6c0952e9add8e945acbc.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Scrapril 2019"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-40th</link><description><![CDATA[Oh, yeah, hello. Here's this month's video. Watch it. Or don't. I don't care. It's . . .uhgg . . Scrapril. :(]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17500582</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2019 18:23:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17500582/drp_40th.mp3" length="9128410" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, yeah, hello. Here's this month's video. Watch it. Or don't. I don't care. It's . . .uhgg . . Scrapril. :(</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, yeah, hello. Here's this month's video. Watch it. Or don't. I don't care. It's . . .uhgg . . Scrapril. :(]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>229</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,conspiracy,lazy,hilarious,poor,broke,scared,worried,slacker</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5469de7e0ae3b7a6146eb4c643550e1d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh, yeah, hello. Here's this month's video. Watch it. Or don't. I don't care. It's . . .uhgg . . Scrapril. :(</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5469de7e0ae3b7a6146eb4c643550e1d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Merch 2019"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-39th</link><description><![CDATA[Here/now in the future it is the marketing month of Merch! Watch this important transmission now. Or better yet, BUY IT! Yes, BUY IT I say!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17292305</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2019 21:31:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17292305/drp_39th.mp3" length="14158549" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here/now in the future it is the marketing month of Merch! Watch this important transmission now. Or better yet, BUY IT! Yes, BUY IT I say!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here/now in the future it is the marketing month of Merch! Watch this important transmission now. Or better yet, BUY IT! Yes, BUY IT I say!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>354</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,apple,technology,politics,microsoft,commercials,ads,doctor,amazon,joke,paranoid,couchtoons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4e719b1e305f9f14d9e896535cee754a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Here/now in the future it is the marketing month of Merch! Watch this important transmission now. Or better yet, BUY IT! Yes, BUY IT I say!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4e719b1e305f9f14d9e896535cee754a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Celebruary 2019"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-38th</link><description><![CDATA[Ah, here in the Future it's the egomaniacal month of Celebruary, when all the wonderful famous people emerge from their hyperbolic sleep chamber to make our own lives seem so dull and insignificant.<br />Come join the fun!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17056031</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2019 21:29:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17056031/drp_38th.mp3" length="15198223" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ah, here in the Future it's the egomaniacal month of Celebruary, when all the wonderful famous people emerge from their hyperbolic sleep chamber to make our own lives seem so dull and insignificant.&#13;
Come join the fun!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ah, here in the Future it's the egomaniacal month of Celebruary, when all the wonderful famous people emerge from their hyperbolic sleep chamber to make our own lives seem so dull and insignificant.<br />Come join the fun!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>380</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>podcast,comedy,funny,blog,future,conspiracy,doctor,celebrity,fame,paranoid</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/edf9717430e0417ec7cfe0348b69f726.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ah, here in the Future it's the egomaniacal month of Celebruary, when all the wonderful famous people emerge from their hyperbolic sleep chamber to make our own lives seem so dull and insignificant.&#13;
Come join the fun!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/edf9717430e0417ec7cfe0348b69f726.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Spamuary" 2019</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-37th</link><description><![CDATA[Ahh, past primitives.  It is a brand New Year in the Future and that most exciting of all months, Spamuary!!  Yes, Spamuary, when all the new telepathic advertisements get beamed directly into your brain.  Let's all watch, shall we?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16842439</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2019 19:44:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16842439/drp_37th.mp3" length="14119888" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ahh, past primitives.  It is a brand New Year in the Future and that most exciting of all months, Spamuary!!  Yes, Spamuary, when all the new telepathic advertisements get beamed directly into your brain.  Let's all watch, shall we?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ahh, past primitives.  It is a brand New Year in the Future and that most exciting of all months, Spamuary!!  Yes, Spamuary, when all the new telepathic advertisements get beamed directly into your brain.  Let's all watch, shall we?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>353</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,parody,technology,jokes,stupid,commercials,satire,doctor,advertisements,couchtoons,psaranoid</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59c1d8fe96b8a3a4efdb4c526e6056e2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ahh, past primitives.  It is a brand New Year in the Future and that most exciting of all months, Spamuary!!  Yes, Spamuary, when all the new telepathic advertisements get beamed directly into your brain.  Let's all watch, shall we?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59c1d8fe96b8a3a4efdb4c526e6056e2.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid's "HOLIDAY HAPTACULAR!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drpxmasaudio</link><description><![CDATA[Oh, it's that festive time of year in the FUTURE! Join our good Doctor as he celebrates the season. Rupert the Brown-nosed Reindeer and all your favorite holiday cartoons will be there. Sponsored by Big Tex Hombre's Genetically Modified Cockroach Meat!! Yum!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16513937</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 18:52:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16513937/drpxmasaudio.mp3" length="71440462" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, it's that festive time of year in the FUTURE! Join our good Doctor as he celebrates the season. Rupert the Brown-nosed Reindeer and all your favorite holiday cartoons will be there. Sponsored by Big Tex Hombre's Genetically Modified Cockroach...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, it's that festive time of year in the FUTURE! Join our good Doctor as he celebrates the season. Rupert the Brown-nosed Reindeer and all your favorite holiday cartoons will be there. Sponsored by Big Tex Hombre's Genetically Modified Cockroach Meat!! Yum!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1786</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>music,comedy,funny,winter,future,parody,holiday,santa,cockroach,christmas,rudolph,radiation,snowman,claus,cthulu,weiners</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/288884c1f653930900886e9e600e9603.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh, it's that festive time of year in the FUTURE! Join our good Doctor as he celebrates the season. Rupert the Brown-nosed Reindeer and all your favorite holiday cartoons will be there. Sponsored by Big Tex Hombre's Genetically Modified Cockroach Meat!! Yum!!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/288884c1f653930900886e9e600e9603.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "NoSpender" 2018</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-35threv</link><description><![CDATA[Come join our good doctor to where hilarity abounds,. Yes, it's the future's favorite comedy club: General Gutbuster's Gigglearium!! Wack hi-jinks will ensue, yo!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16115807</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2018 03:16:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16115807/drp_35threv.mp3" length="6514728" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Come join our good doctor to where hilarity abounds,. Yes, it's the future's favorite comedy club: General Gutbuster's Gigglearium!! Wack hi-jinks will ensue, yo!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Come join our good doctor to where hilarity abounds,. Yes, it's the future's favorite comedy club: General Gutbuster's Gigglearium!! Wack hi-jinks will ensue, yo!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>408</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,crazy,family,hilarious,doctor,comedian,holidays,steve,standup,paranoid,couch,jackalope</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7831f65af83737c676dd1565ba39868d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Come join our good doctor to where hilarity abounds,. Yes, it's the future's favorite comedy club: General Gutbuster's Gigglearium!! Wack hi-jinks will ensue, yo!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7831f65af83737c676dd1565ba39868d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Rocktober" 2018</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp34th</link><description><![CDATA[Oh, the party is about to start!!! Our good Doctor, and all his other multiverse and dimensional selves are all getting together for a huge Rocktober celebration! Come join the fun why don'tcha?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15844529</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2018 18:25:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15844529/drp34th.mp3" length="17861902" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, the party is about to start!!! Our good Doctor, and all his other multiverse and dimensional selves are all getting together for a huge Rocktober celebration! Come join the fun why don'tcha?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, the party is about to start!!! Our good Doctor, and all his other multiverse and dimensional selves are all getting together for a huge Rocktober celebration! Come join the fun why don'tcha?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>447</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,party,conspiracy,parody,technology,time,hilarious,doctor,halloween,steve,paranoid,multiverse,couch,rocktober</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5a238de10ed7de4d870e8247b9090e84.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh, the party is about to start!!! Our good Doctor, and all his other multiverse and dimensional selves are all getting together for a huge Rocktober celebration! Come join the fun why don'tcha?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5a238de10ed7de4d870e8247b9090e84.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Remember" 2018</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-remember-2018</link><description><![CDATA[This month's broadcast was a little difficult, my Past Primitives.  It was hard to work the controls with little rabbit paws.  And I'm so hungry.  So hungry.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15612390</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2018 13:33:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15612390/drp_33rd.mp3" length="18849096" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This month's broadcast was a little difficult, my Past Primitives.  It was hard to work the controls with little rabbit paws.  And I'm so hungry.  So hungry.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This month's broadcast was a little difficult, my Past Primitives.  It was hard to work the controls with little rabbit paws.  And I'm so hungry.  So hungry.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>472</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>music,comedy,funny,remember,travel,future,crazy,conspiracy,cartoon,time,pirates,animation,steve,squid,couch,octopus,jackalope</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dea6c028ee4ddee1d7d6ce72f8aaa31d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>This month's broadcast was a little difficult, my Past Primitives.  It was hard to work the controls with little rabbit paws.  And I'm so hungry.  So hungry.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dea6c028ee4ddee1d7d6ce72f8aaa31d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Bogus 2018"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-32nd</link><description><![CDATA[Oh my past peeps, it is the Future month of Bogus and all of us future folk have to get a (uuugh!) job. Such an ugly word. Watch it! (or don't - I don't care, I'm on break)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15384590</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2018 22:59:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15384590/drp32ndrev.mp3" length="8160794" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh my past peeps, it is the Future month of Bogus and all of us future folk have to get a (uuugh!) job. Such an ugly word. Watch it! (or don't - I don't care, I'm on break)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh my past peeps, it is the Future month of Bogus and all of us future folk have to get a (uuugh!) job. Such an ugly word. Watch it! (or don't - I don't care, I'm on break)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>511</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>humor,comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,job,corn,employment,paranoid,couch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bebd2629e3f22ebb662943555df97b97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh my past peeps, it is the Future month of Bogus and all of us future folk have to get a (uuugh!) job. Such an ugly word. Watch it! (or don't - I don't care, I'm on break)</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bebd2629e3f22ebb662943555df97b97.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "YouLie 2018"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-31st</link><description><![CDATA[Oh, it is the Futuriffic month of YouLie - when everyone tells lies, my gullible past peepers!  This Episode is the absolutely BEST transmissions EVER!  Seriously!  It's Hhhhuuuugggggee!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15171355</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2018 20:41:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15171355/drp_31st.mp3" length="16757210" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, it is the Futuriffic month of YouLie - when everyone tells lies, my gullible past peepers!  This Episode is the absolutely BEST transmissions EVER!  Seriously!  It's Hhhhuuuugggggee!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, it is the Futuriffic month of YouLie - when everyone tells lies, my gullible past peepers!  This Episode is the absolutely BEST transmissions EVER!  Seriously!  It's Hhhhuuuugggggee!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>news,comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,song,sarcasm,silly,hilarious,fake,lying</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/85891fc249e29a6637926f12d5a57ed7.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh, it is the Futuriffic month of YouLie - when everyone tells lies, my gullible past peepers!  This Episode is the absolutely BEST transmissions EVER!  Seriously!  It's Hhhhuuuugggggee!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/85891fc249e29a6637926f12d5a57ed7.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Soon 2018"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp30audio</link><description><![CDATA[Oh, this WAS gonna be the BEST EPISODE DESCRIPTION EVER!! <br />Ahhh, but sadly, I haven't gotten it finished yet.  <br />I'm gonna write it REAL soon (get it "soon"?)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14935243</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 12:53:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14935243/drp30audio.mp3" length="10700941" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, this WAS gonna be the BEST EPISODE DESCRIPTION EVER!! &#13;
Ahhh, but sadly, I haven't gotten it finished yet.  &#13;
I'm gonna write it REAL soon (get it "soon"?)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, this WAS gonna be the BEST EPISODE DESCRIPTION EVER!! <br />Ahhh, but sadly, I haven't gotten it finished yet.  <br />I'm gonna write it REAL soon (get it "soon"?)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>268</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>music,comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,stupid,lazy,hilarious,original,doctor,procrastination,steve,paranoid,slacker,couch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/92133ae640e4fb19cd390c0e1844b1f5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh, this WAS gonna be the BEST EPISODE DESCRIPTION EVER!! &#13;
Ahhh, but sadly, I haven't gotten it finished yet.  &#13;
I'm gonna write it REAL soon (get it "soon"?)</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/92133ae640e4fb19cd390c0e1844b1f5.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I M Paranoid - Spring Pledge Drive! "Spay 2018"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-spring-pledge-drive-</link><description><![CDATA[In this month's transmission, our good Doctor reports from the ASFPOB's (you know, the American Society For Prevention Of Babies) Spring Pledge Drive to help reduce overpopulation in the Future!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14670895</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2018 20:50:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14670895/drp29rev.mp3" length="13734862" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this month's transmission, our good Doctor reports from the ASFPOB's (you know, the American Society For Prevention Of Babies) Spring Pledge Drive to help reduce overpopulation in the Future!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this month's transmission, our good Doctor reports from the ASFPOB's (you know, the American Society For Prevention Of Babies) Spring Pledge Drive to help reduce overpopulation in the Future!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>344</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,future,crazy,conspiracy,babies,hilarious,mercedes,horrible,b52s,infants,randynewman,edwardgrobinson,stevecouch,overpopulated,couchtoons</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e11a5bdf9726ee26b8f6eef6186b5d5a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this month's transmission, our good Doctor reports from the ASFPOB's (you know, the American Society For Prevention Of Babies) Spring Pledge Drive to help reduce overpopulation in the Future!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e11a5bdf9726ee26b8f6eef6186b5d5a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I M Paranoid - The ORIGIN STORY! "Scrapril 2018"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-28th</link><description><![CDATA[In this Videoptical Episode you will learn the AMAZING TRUTH of our good Doctor's cloning way back in the futurabulous year 2375!  So Emotionally Rewarding! (Also there's a stupid song about the Easter Bunny)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14436132</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2018 18:42:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14436132/drp_28th.mp3" length="11702020" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this Videoptical Episode you will learn the AMAZING TRUTH of our good Doctor's cloning way back in the futurabulous year 2375!  So Emotionally Rewarding! (Also there's a stupid song about the Easter Bunny)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this Videoptical Episode you will learn the AMAZING TRUTH of our good Doctor's cloning way back in the futurabulous year 2375!  So Emotionally Rewarding! (Also there's a stupid song about the Easter Bunny)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>732</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,conspiracy,parody,technology,science,ufos,silly,stupid,hilarious,doctor,clone,mileycyrus,paranoid,carolburnett,carljung,originstory,stevecouch,robertoppenheimer</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/180f64e8b82bd6cad6c2e599aa6f2e38.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this Videoptical Episode you will learn the AMAZING TRUTH of our good Doctor's cloning way back in the futurabulous year 2375!  So Emotionally Rewarding! (Also there's a stupid song about the Easter Bunny)</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/180f64e8b82bd6cad6c2e599aa6f2e38.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Merch 2018"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-merch-2018</link><description><![CDATA[Oh, ma Past Primitive Peepers, in this, the mighty month of Merch, our good Doctor explains how the wonderful system of commerce in the Future.  So wonderful!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14184014</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2018 17:35:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14184014/drp_27th.mp3" length="25424639" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, ma Past Primitive Peepers, in this, the mighty month of Merch, our good Doctor explains how the wonderful system of commerce in the Future.  So wonderful!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, ma Past Primitive Peepers, in this, the mighty month of Merch, our good Doctor explains how the wonderful system of commerce in the Future.  So wonderful!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>636</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>video,music,musical,comedy,funny,future,youtube,crazy,conspiracy,silly,quirky,stupid,doctor,steve,paranoid,couch,hilarios</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8e954f80dd52babf297e68ed965ca3c9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh, ma Past Primitive Peepers, in this, the mighty month of Merch, our good Doctor explains how the wonderful system of commerce in the Future.  So wonderful!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8e954f80dd52babf297e68ed965ca3c9.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Celebruary 2018"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-26th</link><description><![CDATA[Transmitting LIVE from the Futurabulous SPAMMYS awards, our good Doctor meets new people and looks at LOVE!  Listen in, won't you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13927067</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 18:50:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13927067/drp_26th.mp3" length="32294843" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Transmitting LIVE from the Futurabulous SPAMMYS awards, our good Doctor meets new people and looks at LOVE!  Listen in, won't you?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Transmitting LIVE from the Futurabulous SPAMMYS awards, our good Doctor meets new people and looks at LOVE!  Listen in, won't you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>808</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>love,funny,future,crazy,conspiracy,technology,hilarious,goofy,doctor,valentines,timetravel,paranoid,stevecouch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d7af68a9d9f296092143423a52124ae6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Transmitting LIVE from the Futurabulous SPAMMYS awards, our good Doctor meets new people and looks at LOVE!  Listen in, won't you?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d7af68a9d9f296092143423a52124ae6.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Spamuary 2018"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-spamuary-2018</link><description><![CDATA[It's a whole NEW YEAR of Telepathic Advertisements here in the Fabulous Future! <br />Listen in, won't you? (Otherwise how will you know what to BUY??!)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13701837</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2017 22:49:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13701837/drp_25th.mp3" length="23975365" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a whole NEW YEAR of Telepathic Advertisements here in the Fabulous Future! &#13;
Listen in, won't you? (Otherwise how will you know what to BUY??!)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a whole NEW YEAR of Telepathic Advertisements here in the Fabulous Future! <br />Listen in, won't you? (Otherwise how will you know what to BUY??!)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>600</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,future,crazy,conspiracy,technology</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b7248e22b9f7b386fca2e1fe2edc5979.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It's a whole NEW YEAR of Telepathic Advertisements here in the Fabulous Future! &#13;
Listen in, won't you? (Otherwise how will you know what to BUY??!)</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b7248e22b9f7b386fca2e1fe2edc5979.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I M Paranoid "Surrender SANTA 2017"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-surrender-santa-2017</link><description><![CDATA[This future month of Surrender is devoted to showing the secret of that creepy Kris Kringle.  It's the Scandalous Santa Claus Expose Episode!!  Find out the HORRIBLE truth for YOURSELF!!  Ho Ho NO!!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13473199</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 15:02:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13473199/drp_24th.mp3" length="20256574" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This future month of Surrender is devoted to showing the secret of that creepy Kris Kringle.  It's the Scandalous Santa Claus Expose Episode!!  Find out the HORRIBLE truth for YOURSELF!!  Ho Ho NO!!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This future month of Surrender is devoted to showing the secret of that creepy Kris Kringle.  It's the Scandalous Santa Claus Expose Episode!!  Find out the HORRIBLE truth for YOURSELF!!  Ho Ho NO!!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>507</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,future,crazy,conspiracy,santa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8a1d6fea7b67d7f1cc212b70b76da98c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>This future month of Surrender is devoted to showing the secret of that creepy Kris Kringle.  It's the Scandalous Santa Claus Expose Episode!!  Find out the HORRIBLE truth for YOURSELF!!  Ho Ho NO!!!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8a1d6fea7b67d7f1cc212b70b76da98c.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "NoSpender 2017"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-nospender-2017</link><description><![CDATA[Now the party is over and all the caterers want their money.  Yes, NoSpender is the terribly stingy month when all your bills come due (and they won't take a check)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13213871</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 23:22:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13213871/drp_23rd.mp3" length="18501145" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Now the party is over and all the caterers want their money.  Yes, NoSpender is the terribly stingy month when all your bills come due (and they won't take a check)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Now the party is over and all the caterers want their money.  Yes, NoSpender is the terribly stingy month when all your bills come due (and they won't take a check)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>463</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,crazy,conspiracy,hilarious,funny-music</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/93a22300a770664c2f6311daf1c67729.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Now the party is over and all the caterers want their money.  Yes, NoSpender is the terribly stingy month when all your bills come due (and they won't take a check)</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/93a22300a770664c2f6311daf1c67729.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Rocktober 2017"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-rocktober-2017</link><description><![CDATA[OooOoOohhh! Be afraid, ma primitive peeps!  Be very afraid!  It is the Halloween Transmission for the Spookeriffric month of ROCKTOBER!!  AAaaahhhh!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12926885</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2017 20:08:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12926885/drp_22nd.mp3" length="25812296" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>OooOoOohhh! Be afraid, ma primitive peeps!  Be very afraid!  It is the Halloween Transmission for the Spookeriffric month of ROCKTOBER!!  AAaaahhhh!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[OooOoOohhh! Be afraid, ma primitive peeps!  Be very afraid!  It is the Halloween Transmission for the Spookeriffric month of ROCKTOBER!!  AAaaahhhh!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>646</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,crazy,conspiracy,halloween,comedy.humor</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/977012e4c1dfc5eefd622523fdb181d9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>OooOoOohhh! Be afraid, ma primitive peeps!  Be very afraid!  It is the Halloween Transmission for the Spookeriffric month of ROCKTOBER!!  AAaaahhhh!!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/977012e4c1dfc5eefd622523fdb181d9.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I M Paranoid "Remember 2017"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-remember-2017</link><description><![CDATA[Oh Loyal listeners, here be the Fabulous Future broadcast from the unforgiving month of "Remember"  Don't forget to listen in!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12697672</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2017 18:11:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12697672/drp_21rev.mp3" length="22416378" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh Loyal listeners, here be the Fabulous Future broadcast from the unforgiving month of "Remember"  Don't forget to listen in!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh Loyal listeners, here be the Fabulous Future broadcast from the unforgiving month of "Remember"  Don't forget to listen in!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>561</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,crazy,conspiracy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c64d4397cfbf77070785d3ba8a5fb03f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh Loyal listeners, here be the Fabulous Future broadcast from the unforgiving month of "Remember"  Don't forget to listen in!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c64d4397cfbf77070785d3ba8a5fb03f.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I M Paranoid "Bogus 2017"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-bogus-2017</link><description><![CDATA[Our Good Doctor(s?) describes why Bogus is the more bummeriffic of all months in the Future.  This transmission takes crabbiness to a whole new art form!  Listen in, won't you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12475207</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2017 18:35:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12475207/drp_20th.mp3" length="20821863" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our Good Doctor(s?) describes why Bogus is the more bummeriffic of all months in the Future.  This transmission takes crabbiness to a whole new art form!  Listen in, won't you?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our Good Doctor(s?) describes why Bogus is the more bummeriffic of all months in the Future.  This transmission takes crabbiness to a whole new art form!  Listen in, won't you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>521</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,future,crazy,conspiracy,technology</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/afd8ac5c1d98b3cfcbe0aacb319bfeb1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Our Good Doctor(s?) describes why Bogus is the more bummeriffic of all months in the Future.  This transmission takes crabbiness to a whole new art form!  Listen in, won't you?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/afd8ac5c1d98b3cfcbe0aacb319bfeb1.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I M Paranoid "You Lie 2017"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-you-lie-2017</link><description><![CDATA[The most wonderiffic show of ALL TIME!!  3 billion people upvoted it as FABULOUS!  It's DrP's brilliant broadcast for YouLie!! You'll absolutely LOVE IT!  (Just kidding, this is YouLie where everyone in the future tell fables, fibs and falshoods!)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12254808</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2017 22:51:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12254808/drp_19th.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The most wonderiffic show of ALL TIME!!  3 billion people upvoted it as FABULOUS!  It's DrP's brilliant broadcast for YouLie!! You'll absolutely LOVE IT!  (Just kidding, this is YouLie where everyone in the future tell fables, fibs and falshoods!)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The most wonderiffic show of ALL TIME!!  3 billion people upvoted it as FABULOUS!  It's DrP's brilliant broadcast for YouLie!! You'll absolutely LOVE IT!  (Just kidding, this is YouLie where everyone in the future tell fables, fibs and falshoods!)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>578</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,future,crazy,conspiracy,fun:entertainment</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6fb186af0801f30de2bd6a53b3a0f8bf.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The most wonderiffic show of ALL TIME!!  3 billion people upvoted it as FABULOUS!  It's DrP's brilliant broadcast for YouLie!! You'll absolutely LOVE IT!  (Just kidding, this is YouLie where everyone in the future tell fables, fibs and falshoods!)</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6fb186af0801f30de2bd6a53b3a0f8bf.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I M Paranoid "Soon 2017!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-soon-18</link><description><![CDATA[Listen to your Doctor to explore the Future's most slacking month!  Or just put it off!  Who cares?  It's Soon!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12012085</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2017 18:16:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12012085/drp_18threv.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Listen to your Doctor to explore the Future's most slacking month!  Or just put it off!  Who cares?  It's Soon!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Listen to your Doctor to explore the Future's most slacking month!  Or just put it off!  Who cares?  It's Soon!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>535</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,future,crazy,conspiracy,fun:entertainment</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5f1f880b4800dde3e7881be6a7b1f22.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Listen to your Doctor to explore the Future's most slacking month!  Or just put it off!  Who cares?  It's Soon!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d5f1f880b4800dde3e7881be6a7b1f22.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Spay 2017"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/drp-17th</link><description><![CDATA[The World of Tomorrow is seriously overpopulated.  Hear what our Good Doctor thinks of the subject of BABIES!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11750455</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2017 04:44:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11750455/drp_17th.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The World of Tomorrow is seriously overpopulated.  Hear what our Good Doctor thinks of the subject of BABIES!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The World of Tomorrow is seriously overpopulated.  Hear what our Good Doctor thinks of the subject of BABIES!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>402</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,future,crazy,conspiracy,technology</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9cdad6013c563846d2238587342e7339.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The World of Tomorrow is seriously overpopulated.  Hear what our Good Doctor thinks of the subject of BABIES!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9cdad6013c563846d2238587342e7339.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Scrapril 2017"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-scrapril-2017</link><description><![CDATA[Oh my poor primitives, it is the unfortunate bummerific month of Scrapril.  Find out what's going on in our good Doctor's head, won't you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11526937</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2017 20:20:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11526937/drp_16th.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh my poor primitives, it is the unfortunate bummerific month of Scrapril.  Find out what's going on in our good Doctor's head, won't you?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh my poor primitives, it is the unfortunate bummerific month of Scrapril.  Find out what's going on in our good Doctor's head, won't you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>671</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,future,conspiracy,technology,strange</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5e26d4e04f4e8ffee3a9b25fc854363d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh my poor primitives, it is the unfortunate bummerific month of Scrapril.  Find out what's going on in our good Doctor's head, won't you?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5e26d4e04f4e8ffee3a9b25fc854363d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Merch 2017!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-merch</link><description><![CDATA[Come celebrate the monetary month of Merch and hear the horrible scams our good Doctor was infested with THIS month! (also - ADMIRAL SQUID!)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11262618</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2017 21:15:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11262618/drp_15th.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Come celebrate the monetary month of Merch and hear the horrible scams our good Doctor was infested with THIS month! (also - ADMIRAL SQUID!)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Come celebrate the monetary month of Merch and hear the horrible scams our good Doctor was infested with THIS month! (also - ADMIRAL SQUID!)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>654</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,future,crazy,conspiracy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/63f5a3854f0fc6005c51df88f5e83797.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Come celebrate the monetary month of Merch and hear the horrible scams our good Doctor was infested with THIS month! (also - ADMIRAL SQUID!)</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/63f5a3854f0fc6005c51df88f5e83797.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Celebruary 2017!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-celebruary-2017</link><description><![CDATA[Oh, ma Poor Primitive Peeps, this episode our good Doctor explains why popularity is so important in the Future. Ahhh, Get AWAY Droney!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10451914</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2017 00:05:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10451914/drp_14threv2.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, ma Poor Primitive Peeps, this episode our good Doctor explains why popularity is so important in the Future. Ahhh, Get AWAY Droney!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, ma Poor Primitive Peeps, this episode our good Doctor explains why popularity is so important in the Future. Ahhh, Get AWAY Droney!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>490</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,future,technology,celebrities,conspiracytheories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e24fdd4cabd29dffe66fa7a16bec6d57.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh, ma Poor Primitive Peeps, this episode our good Doctor explains why popularity is so important in the Future. Ahhh, Get AWAY Droney!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e24fdd4cabd29dffe66fa7a16bec6d57.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I M Paranoid: Spamuary 2017!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-spamuary-2017</link><description><![CDATA[It's a brand new year, made more delightful with all the new advertisements beamed straight into your brain by T-mail! HOORAY!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10217006</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2016 20:05:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10217006/drp_13threv.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a brand new year, made more delightful with all the new advertisements beamed straight into your brain by T-mail! HOORAY!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a brand new year, made more delightful with all the new advertisements beamed straight into your brain by T-mail! HOORAY!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>478</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,future,crazy,songs,conspiracy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/569252cf333193fa606754ea1a19a97f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It's a brand new year, made more delightful with all the new advertisements beamed straight into your brain by T-mail! HOORAY!!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/569252cf333193fa606754ea1a19a97f.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Surrender"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-surrender</link><description><![CDATA[It is the end of the year 2375, the month of "Surrender" find out the joy this wonderful month brings - or don't. I just don't care.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10009678</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2016 00:19:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10009678/drp_12threv.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It is the end of the year 2375, the month of "Surrender" find out the joy this wonderful month brings - or don't. I just don't care.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It is the end of the year 2375, the month of "Surrender" find out the joy this wonderful month brings - or don't. I just don't care.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>533</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,future,crazy,conspiracy,technology</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ba8e779a168375fdb178193c44ec3403.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It is the end of the year 2375, the month of "Surrender" find out the joy this wonderful month brings - or don't. I just don't care.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ba8e779a168375fdb178193c44ec3403.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I M Paranoid: No Spender</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-no-spender</link><description><![CDATA[Whaaaaat?  Our good Doctor has a SPONSOR???!!  The upcoming Singularity will never be the same!  Learn for yourself, the Future's favorite food!  Yum Yum!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9768608</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2016 00:58:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9768608/drp_11thbpip.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Whaaaaat?  Our good Doctor has a SPONSOR???!!  The upcoming Singularity will never be the same!  Learn for yourself, the Future's favorite food!  Yum Yum!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Whaaaaat?  Our good Doctor has a SPONSOR???!!  The upcoming Singularity will never be the same!  Learn for yourself, the Future's favorite food!  Yum Yum!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>390</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,future,crazy,conspiracy,technology</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/08eb05e0d61a6f9d8b523151bc5a9997.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Whaaaaat?  Our good Doctor has a SPONSOR???!!  The upcoming Singularity will never be the same!  Learn for yourself, the Future's favorite food!  Yum Yum!!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/08eb05e0d61a6f9d8b523151bc5a9997.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I M Paranoid: Rocktober!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-rocktober</link><description><![CDATA[Oh, it's party time in the Future!  Find out why (and what our good Doctor's favorite party drug is!)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9537056</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2016 17:20:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9537056/drp_10threv.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, it's party time in the Future!  Find out why (and what our good Doctor's favorite party drug is!)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, it's party time in the Future!  Find out why (and what our good Doctor's favorite party drug is!)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>431</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,future,conspiracy,technology,hilarious</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a7b404ff8d7a6db2303ad63e2138ea1a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Oh, it's party time in the Future!  Find out why (and what our good Doctor's favorite party drug is!)</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a7b404ff8d7a6db2303ad63e2138ea1a.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Remember"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-remember</link><description><![CDATA[Ah, Primitive Past People, our good Doctor explains why no one ever has to think or remember anything in the Future.  Don't forget to listen on in!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9307234</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2016 02:09:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9307234/drp_9threv.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ah, Primitive Past People, our good Doctor explains why no one ever has to think or remember anything in the Future.  Don't forget to listen on in!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ah, Primitive Past People, our good Doctor explains why no one ever has to think or remember anything in the Future.  Don't forget to listen on in!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>551</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,future,crazy,conspiracy,technology</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5c26deee1b213d3ce71d3af9d87eb024.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Ah, Primitive Past People, our good Doctor explains why no one ever has to think or remember anything in the Future.  Don't forget to listen on in!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5c26deee1b213d3ce71d3af9d87eb024.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Bogus"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-bogus</link><description><![CDATA[Our Doctor explains why all our futuristic friends are all fussin' and a-fightin' this month in an episode guaranteed to make you shout "Bogus!"  Listen in, why shouldn't you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9097380</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2016 19:21:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9097380/drp_8threv.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our Doctor explains why all our futuristic friends are all fussin' and a-fightin' this month in an episode guaranteed to make you shout "Bogus!"  Listen in, why shouldn't you?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our Doctor explains why all our futuristic friends are all fussin' and a-fightin' this month in an episode guaranteed to make you shout "Bogus!"  Listen in, why shouldn't you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>505</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>future,crazy,technology,funny!,conspiracystuff</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/19a7e95ee3a8d8d7873cb31f37bb2f25.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Our Doctor explains why all our futuristic friends are all fussin' and a-fightin' this month in an episode guaranteed to make you shout "Bogus!"  Listen in, why shouldn't you?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/19a7e95ee3a8d8d7873cb31f37bb2f25.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "YouLie"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-youlie</link><description><![CDATA[Doctor Paranoid reveals the mysteries of the marvelous month of YouLie and how YOU can celebrate! Good Times? You Bet!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8900397</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2016 23:29:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8900397/drp_7threv3.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Doctor Paranoid reveals the mysteries of the marvelous month of YouLie and how YOU can celebrate! Good Times? You Bet!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Doctor Paranoid reveals the mysteries of the marvelous month of YouLie and how YOU can celebrate! Good Times? You Bet!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>638</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,crazy,technology,conspiracy+theories,comedy.humor</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ec0298ef3812f2359cd3f3798291e59f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Doctor Paranoid reveals the mysteries of the marvelous month of YouLie and how YOU can celebrate! Good Times? You Bet!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ec0298ef3812f2359cd3f3798291e59f.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Soon"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-soon</link><description><![CDATA[Our good Doctor informs us of the Future's glorious month of Soon and its holiday festivities!  Listen in, won't you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8652842</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2016 13:20:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8652842/drp_6th.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our good Doctor informs us of the Future's glorious month of Soon and its holiday festivities!  Listen in, won't you?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our good Doctor informs us of the Future's glorious month of Soon and its holiday festivities!  Listen in, won't you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>502</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,crazy,conspiracy,technology,cthulhu</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/636055876c7d7528fc66d5934bcc5e4f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Our good Doctor informs us of the Future's glorious month of Soon and its holiday festivities!  Listen in, won't you?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/636055876c7d7528fc66d5934bcc5e4f.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Spay 2016"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/doctorimparanoid/doctor-i-m-paranoid-spay-2016</link><description><![CDATA[Listen in to our good Doctor's description of the future's control of their population, social education, and his opinion of Motherhood.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8386104</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 16:48:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8386104/drp_5th.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Listen in to our good Doctor's description of the future's control of their population, social education, and his opinion of Motherhood.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Listen in to our good Doctor's description of the future's control of their population, social education, and his opinion of Motherhood.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>497</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>future,conspiracy,technology,comedy.humor,music/entertainment</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/54834729fc2b86a3bf4fe55245fdec63.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Dr. Ivan Mandelbrot Paranoid</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Listen in to our good Doctor's description of the future's control of their population, social education, and his opinion of Motherhood.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/54834729fc2b86a3bf4fe55245fdec63.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item></channel></rss>
