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Report from the UK</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Deloitte Continued<br />Report from the UK]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3276</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2021, hour 4 - Failures Cont....</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2021-hour-4-failures-cont--47667202</link><description><![CDATA[Conversion as a function of speed<br />Customer Experience Matters<br />Milliseconds make millions]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47667202</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2021 14:05:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47667202/black_friday_2021_hour_4_failures_cont.mp3" length="46655947" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Conversion as a function of speed
Customer Experience Matters
Milliseconds make millions</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Conversion as a function of speed<br />Customer Experience Matters<br />Milliseconds make millions]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2916</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Fiday 2021, Hour 3 - Black Friday in the USA</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-fiday-2021-hour-3-black-friday-in-the-usa--47666805</link><description><![CDATA[Failues in the USA<br />Performance Engineering practices<br />The importance of caching/CDN<br />User Expectations - Google, Facebook, et al<br />Google Rail]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47666805</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2021 13:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47666805/black_fiday_2021_hour_3_black_friday_in_the_usa.mp3" length="46834835" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Failues in the USA
Performance Engineering practices
The importance of caching/CDN
User Expectations - Google, Facebook, et al
Google Rail</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Failues in the USA<br />Performance Engineering practices<br />The importance of caching/CDN<br />User Expectations - Google, Facebook, et al<br />Google Rail]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2928</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2021 Hour 2 - Rest of the world</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2021-hour-2-rest-of-the-world--47666304</link><description><![CDATA[How did we get here?<br />Crashes outside of the USA]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47666304</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2021 12:05:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47666304/black_friday_2021_hour_2_rest_of_the_world.mp3" length="43206530" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How did we get here?
Crashes outside of the USA</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How did we get here?<br />Crashes outside of the USA]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2701</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2021 Hour 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2021-hour-1--47665741</link><description><![CDATA[History of Black Friday<br />How did we get here<br />Pre Black Friday sales, why?<br />Let's look at some crashes!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47665741</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2021 11:05:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47665741/black_friday_2021_hour_1.mp3" length="48501237" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>History of Black Friday
How did we get here
Pre Black Friday sales, why?
Let's look at some crashes!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[History of Black Friday<br />How did we get here<br />Pre Black Friday sales, why?<br />Let's look at some crashes!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3032</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Back Friday, hour 5</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/back-friday-hour-5--42200128</link><description><![CDATA[What happens when things go south]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42200128</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2020 16:06:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42200128/back_friday_hour_5.mp3" length="61050462" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What happens when things go south</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What happens when things go south]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3816</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2020, Hour five</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2020-hour-five--42199255</link><description><![CDATA[Big Themes for this year]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42199255</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2020 15:06:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42199255/black_friday_2020_hour_five.mp3" length="55690136" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Big Themes for this year</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Big Themes for this year]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3481</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2020, Hour 4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2020-hour-4--42198430</link><description><![CDATA[Common Antipatterns with Mark and Scott]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42198430</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2020 14:06:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42198430/black_friday_2020_hour_4.mp3" length="57137110" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Common Antipatterns with Mark and Scott</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Common Antipatterns with Mark and Scott]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3572</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2020, Hour 3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2020-hour-3--42197829</link><description><![CDATA[USA Outages]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42197829</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:07:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42197829/black_friday_2020_hour_3.mp3" length="55312719" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>USA Outages</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[USA Outages]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3458</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2020, Hour 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2020-hour-2--42197234</link><description><![CDATA[With Scott Moore<br />Shifting your load<br />How to measure your user experience]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42197234</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2020 12:05:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42197234/black_friday_2020_hour_2.mp3" length="57984314" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With Scott Moore
Shifting your load
How to measure your user experience</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With Scott Moore<br />Shifting your load<br />How to measure your user experience]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3625</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2020, Hour 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2020-hour-1--42196707</link><description><![CDATA[Rest of the world, History of Black Friday, Mobile]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42196707</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2020 11:07:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42196707/black_friday_2020_hour_1.mp3" length="52089835" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rest of the world, History of Black Friday, Mobile</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rest of the world, History of Black Friday, Mobile]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3256</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NOTD Daily 10-31-2020 The Power of Celebrity</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/notd-daily-10-31-2020-the-power-of-celebrity--41734166</link><description><![CDATA[On June 25, 2009 Michael Jackson passed away.  In the 24 hours which followed traffic on the internet surged by up to 20% worldwide.  Twitter failed after reaching a volume of over 5000 tweets per minute about the event.  TMZ crashed and burned, as did the LA times.  Dozens of more sites failed under the load.  This was the largest single celebrity driven event on the internet in terms of load, but it defined a path that others have followed.<br /><br /><br />Today’s Edition is bright to you by Catchpoint<br /><br />Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees<br /><br />Their Digital Experience Monitoring Platform pinpoints performance and availability problems users experience anywhere in the world.<br /><br />Catchpoint helps the world's Internet Builders and Operators detect and fix issues with confidence—faster than ever before.<br /><br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.Catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">www.Catchpoint.com</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41734166</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2020 17:31:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41734166/notd_daily_10_31_2020_the_power_of_celebrity.mp3" length="11008209" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On June 25, 2009 Michael Jackson passed away.  In the 24 hours which followed traffic on the internet surged by up to 20% worldwide.  Twitter failed after reaching a volume of over 5000 tweets per minute about the event.  TMZ crashed and burned, as...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On June 25, 2009 Michael Jackson passed away.  In the 24 hours which followed traffic on the internet surged by up to 20% worldwide.  Twitter failed after reaching a volume of over 5000 tweets per minute about the event.  TMZ crashed and burned, as did the LA times.  Dozens of more sites failed under the load.  This was the largest single celebrity driven event on the internet in terms of load, but it defined a path that others have followed.<br /><br /><br />Today’s Edition is bright to you by Catchpoint<br /><br />Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees<br /><br />Their Digital Experience Monitoring Platform pinpoints performance and availability problems users experience anywhere in the world.<br /><br />Catchpoint helps the world's Internet Builders and Operators detect and fix issues with confidence—faster than ever before.<br /><br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.Catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">www.Catchpoint.com</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>689</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adidas,beyonce,ivypark,webperformance,yeezy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NOTD Daily 10-29-2020 The seduction of SaaS</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/notd-daily-10-29-2020-the-seduction-of-saas--41707211</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s edition is brought to you by <br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services<br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management with a strong background in software quality assurance. At Foulk Consulting we believe we have the greatest consultants in the world and we love growing our customer-focused relationships. <br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.FoulkConsulting.com" rel="noopener">www.FoulkConsulting.com</a><br /><br />SaaS, The final Frontier.  A buffet of services, from helpdesk ticketing to eCommerce.   No hardware.  No dedicated resources.  Pay as you go by user.  A Miracle of the modern I.T age. What could possibly go wrong?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41707211</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2020 23:00:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41707211/notd_daily_10_29_2020_the_seduction_of_saas.mp3" length="12863530" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s edition is brought to you by 

Foulk Consulting Services

Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s edition is brought to you by <br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services<br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management with a strong background in software quality assurance. At Foulk Consulting we believe we have the greatest consultants in the world and we love growing our customer-focused relationships. <br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.FoulkConsulting.com" rel="noopener">www.FoulkConsulting.com</a><br /><br />SaaS, The final Frontier.  A buffet of services, from helpdesk ticketing to eCommerce.   No hardware.  No dedicated resources.  Pay as you go by user.  A Miracle of the modern I.T age. What could possibly go wrong?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>804</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>performance,responsetime,saas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NOTD Daily 10-28-2020 The Strand Bookstore</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/notd-daily-10-28-2020-the-strand-bookstore--41688822</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Edition is bright to you by Catchpoint<br /><br />Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees<br /><br />Their Digital Experience Monitoring Platform pinpoints performance and availability problems users experience anywhere in the world.<br /><br />Catchpoint helps the world's Internet Builders and Operators detect and fix issues with confidence—faster than ever before.<br /><br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.Catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">www.Catchpoint.com</a><br /><br />Today’s story boys & girls begins at a place filled with adventure, travels, monsters, heroes, tomes filled with ancient knowledge, from the center of the earth to the furthest reaches of the galaxy.  On this dark & rainy night, our story takes us to the strand bookstore at the corner of Broadway and E 12th street in the heart of of island of Manhattan, in the city of Gotham]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41688822</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2020 22:41:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41688822/notd_daily_10_28_2020_the_strand_bookstore.mp3" length="5831784" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Edition is bright to you by Catchpoint

Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees

Their Digital Experience Monitoring Platform pinpoints performance and availability problems...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Edition is bright to you by Catchpoint<br /><br />Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees<br /><br />Their Digital Experience Monitoring Platform pinpoints performance and availability problems users experience anywhere in the world.<br /><br />Catchpoint helps the world's Internet Builders and Operators detect and fix issues with confidence—faster than ever before.<br /><br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.Catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">www.Catchpoint.com</a><br /><br />Today’s story boys & girls begins at a place filled with adventure, travels, monsters, heroes, tomes filled with ancient knowledge, from the center of the earth to the furthest reaches of the galaxy.  On this dark & rainy night, our story takes us to the strand bookstore at the corner of Broadway and E 12th street in the heart of of island of Manhattan, in the city of Gotham]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>365</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aws,defaultcart,performance,thestrand</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NOTD Daily 10-27-2020 Learning Management Systems</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/notd-daily-10-27-2020-learning-management-systems--41669231</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s edition is brought to you by <br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services<br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management with a strong background in software quality assurance. At Foulk Consulting we believe we have the greatest consultants in the world and we love growing our customer-focused relationships. <br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.FoulkConsulting.com" rel="noopener">www.FoulkConsulting.com</a><br /><br />I have a bone to pick with Academia. Nearly every day on the News of the Damned daily feed we’ll find students impacted in the use of Learning Management Software...and in particular for the upload of assignments.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41669231</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2020 21:35:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41669231/notd_daily_10_27_2020_learning_management_systems.mp3" length="11172885" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s edition is brought to you by 

Foulk Consulting Services

Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s edition is brought to you by <br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services<br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management with a strong background in software quality assurance. At Foulk Consulting we believe we have the greatest consultants in the world and we love growing our customer-focused relationships. <br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.FoulkConsulting.com" rel="noopener">www.FoulkConsulting.com</a><br /><br />I have a bone to pick with Academia. Nearly every day on the News of the Damned daily feed we’ll find students impacted in the use of Learning Management Software...and in particular for the upload of assignments.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>699</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cloud,cpudiskmemorynetwork,learningmanagementsystems,queues</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NOTD Daily 10-23-2020 Streaming &amp; Load</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/notd-daily-10-23-2020-streaming-load--41610925</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s show is brought to you by Catchpoint Software<br /><br />Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees<br /><br />STREAMING and Load.  Streaming and Load.   I feel like I should be Burl Ives in a Christmas special with Rudolf or something….”Streaming and load….”<br /><br />Just today multi-platinum artist Blackbear went through a crash on the digital media platform Moment house.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41610925</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2020 21:57:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41610925/notd_daily_10_23_2020_streaming_load.mp3" length="8315716" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s show is brought to you by Catchpoint Software

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STREAMING and Load.  Streaming and Load.   I feel like I should be Burl Ives in a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s show is brought to you by Catchpoint Software<br /><br />Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees<br /><br />STREAMING and Load.  Streaming and Load.   I feel like I should be Burl Ives in a Christmas special with Rudolf or something….”Streaming and load….”<br /><br />Just today multi-platinum artist Blackbear went through a crash on the digital media platform Moment house.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>520</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>crash,performanceengineering,resources,streaming</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NOTD Daily 10-22-2020 Bots</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/notd-daily-10-22-2020-bots--41592910</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s edition is brought to you by <br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services<br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management with a strong background in software quality assurance. At Foulk Consulting we believe we have the greatest consultants in the world and we love growing our customer-focused relationships. <br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.FoulkConsulting.com" rel="noopener">www.FoulkConsulting.com</a><br />Bots…..  You should have the same fear of them that members of the united federation of planets have of the BORG.  You should tell your children scary stories about them this Halloween to terrify them. Mindless.  Efficient.  Out to assimilate all of the resources of your website to meet their needs and no other]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41592910</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2020 22:13:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41592910/notd_daily_10_22_2020_bots.mp3" length="11883415" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s edition is brought to you by 

Foulk Consulting Services

Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s edition is brought to you by <br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services<br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management with a strong background in software quality assurance. At Foulk Consulting we believe we have the greatest consultants in the world and we love growing our customer-focused relationships. <br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.FoulkConsulting.com" rel="noopener">www.FoulkConsulting.com</a><br />Bots…..  You should have the same fear of them that members of the united federation of planets have of the BORG.  You should tell your children scary stories about them this Halloween to terrify them. Mindless.  Efficient.  Out to assimilate all of the resources of your website to meet their needs and no other]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>743</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NOTD Daily 10-20-2020 Quantum Analytics</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/notd-daily-10-20-2020-quantum-analytics--41575571</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s show is brought to you by Catchpoint Software<br /><br />Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees<br /><br />Their Digital Experience Monitoring Platform pinpoints performance and availability problems users experience anywhere in the world.<br /><br />Catchpoint helps the world's Internet Builders and Operators detect and fix issues with confidence—faster than ever before.<br /><br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.Catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">www.Catchpoint.com</a><br /><br />Every company with a public facing website wants to understand the user experience, and it seems like every member of the marketing department has their favorite analytics beacon.   This has unfortunately led to an explosion in the number of marketing beacons per site.  Adobe, Facebook, Google, hundreds of more (and it seems like more by the day).   <br /><br />Now we come to the problem.  You have dozens of people in your marketing department.  They each have a favorite solution.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41575571</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2020 21:35:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41575571/notd_daily_10_20_2020_quantum_analytics.mp3" length="8056581" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s show is brought to you by Catchpoint Software

Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees

Their Digital Experience Monitoring Platform pinpoints performance and availability...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s show is brought to you by Catchpoint Software<br /><br />Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees<br /><br />Their Digital Experience Monitoring Platform pinpoints performance and availability problems users experience anywhere in the world.<br /><br />Catchpoint helps the world's Internet Builders and Operators detect and fix issues with confidence—faster than ever before.<br /><br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.Catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">www.Catchpoint.com</a><br /><br />Every company with a public facing website wants to understand the user experience, and it seems like every member of the marketing department has their favorite analytics beacon.   This has unfortunately led to an explosion in the number of marketing beacons per site.  Adobe, Facebook, Google, hundreds of more (and it seems like more by the day).   <br /><br />Now we come to the problem.  You have dozens of people in your marketing department.  They each have a favorite solution.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>504</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>analytics,catchpoint,performanceengineering,responsetimes</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NOTD Daily 10-20-2020 Let's Talk Session</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/notd-daily-10-20-2020-let-s-talk-session--41554453</link><description><![CDATA[Today'e edition of PerfBytes News of the damned Daily is brought to you by Foulk Consulting<br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services<br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management with a strong background in software quality assurance. At Foulk Consulting we believe we have the greatest consultants in the world and we love growing our customer-focused relationships. <br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.FoulkConsulting.com" rel="noopener">www.FoulkConsulting.com</a><br />Session is one of the more confusing items in performance testing and engineering because we use it so many different ways.  Session duration is the time someone visits the site from beginning to end.  Session objects are the items that we hold in memory until a person leaves a site.  Session timeout is how long we wait after the last request to clean up the session objects after the last request.   I want to speak about the first and the last because too many people conflate session duration with session timeout when setting up their web server, often with disastrous results on high load days.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41554453</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2020 16:44:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41554453/notd_daily_10_20_2020_let_s_talk_session.mp3" length="7392862" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today'e edition of PerfBytes News of the damned Daily is brought to you by Foulk Consulting

Foulk Consulting Services

Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today'e edition of PerfBytes News of the damned Daily is brought to you by Foulk Consulting<br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services<br /><br />Foulk Consulting Services (FCS) has more than 15 years of experience as a high caliber, industry-leading services provider of application performance testing, monitoring, and management with a strong background in software quality assurance. At Foulk Consulting we believe we have the greatest consultants in the world and we love growing our customer-focused relationships. <br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.FoulkConsulting.com" rel="noopener">www.FoulkConsulting.com</a><br />Session is one of the more confusing items in performance testing and engineering because we use it so many different ways.  Session duration is the time someone visits the site from beginning to end.  Session objects are the items that we hold in memory until a person leaves a site.  Session timeout is how long we wait after the last request to clean up the session objects after the last request.   I want to speak about the first and the last because too many people conflate session duration with session timeout when setting up their web server, often with disastrous results on high load days.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>463</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dailydamned,newsofthedamned,perfbytes,performanceengineering,session</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NOTD Daily 10-19-2020, South Carolina CARES Website</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/notd-daily-10-19-2020-south-carolina-cares-website--41537186</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s show is brought to you by Catchpoint Software<br /><br />Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees<br /><br />Their Digital Experience Monitoring Platform pinpoints performance and availability problems users experience anywhere in the world.<br /><br />Catchpoint helps the world's Internet Builders and Operators detect and fix issues with confidence—faster than ever before.<br /><br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.Catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">www.Catchpoint.com</a><br /><br />As I was having breakfast this morning, I received a text message from Liz Daly of Dalydesigns in Greenville SC.  Today was the first day of operations for a site managed by the South Carolina Cares act.   The site opened up this morning to accept applications from nonprofits, minority owned and small businesses with fewer than 25 employees that have been impacted financially due to COVID-19.<br /><br />The site became inaccessible almost immediately for registration, reporting errors to users that the site had reached its available portal license limit.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41537186</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2020 16:55:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41537186/notd_daily_10_19_2020_south_carolina_cares_website.mp3" length="7030074" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s show is brought to you by Catchpoint Software

Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees

Their Digital Experience Monitoring Platform pinpoints performance and availability...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s show is brought to you by Catchpoint Software<br /><br />Catchpoint’s mission is to help companies advance the digital experience of their customers and employees<br /><br />Their Digital Experience Monitoring Platform pinpoints performance and availability problems users experience anywhere in the world.<br /><br />Catchpoint helps the world's Internet Builders and Operators detect and fix issues with confidence—faster than ever before.<br /><br />Find out more at <a href="http://www.Catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">www.Catchpoint.com</a><br /><br />As I was having breakfast this morning, I received a text message from Liz Daly of Dalydesigns in Greenville SC.  Today was the first day of operations for a site managed by the South Carolina Cares act.   The site opened up this morning to accept applications from nonprofits, minority owned and small businesses with fewer than 25 employees that have been impacted financially due to COVID-19.<br /><br />The site became inaccessible almost immediately for registration, reporting errors to users that the site had reached its available portal license limit.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>440</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dailydamned,dalydesigns,sccares</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NOTD special Edition, The New School Year 2020-21</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/notd-special-edition-the-new-school-year-2020-21--40458908</link><description><![CDATA[Challenges continue in the LMS Universe for the 2020/21 Academic year]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40458908</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2020 12:01:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40458908/notd_special_edition_the_new_school_year_2020_21.mp3" length="70122684" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Challenges continue in the LMS Universe for the 2020/21 Academic year</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Challenges continue in the LMS Universe for the 2020/21 Academic year]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4383</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for May 24, 2020</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-may-24-2020--28198782</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28198782</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2020 12:00:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/28198782/news_of_the_damned_for_may_24_2020.mp3" length="66740976" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:duration>4172</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for May 10th 2020 - Too Early and Too Often</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-may-10th-2020-too-early-and-too-often--27022490</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27022490</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2020 12:00:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/27022490/news_of_the_damned_for_may_10th_2020_too_early_and_too_often.mp3" length="53301081" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:duration>3332</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for Sunday, April 19th 2020</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-sunday-april-19th-2020--25745550</link><description><![CDATA[Yeezy, Financial industry Maladies, Remote Learning, and adults being adults on lockdown.   <br /><br />We look at the power of celebrity and several industry wide issues]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25745550</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2020 12:01:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25745550/news_of_the_damned_for_sunday_april_19th_2020.mp3" length="51727046" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yeezy, Financial industry Maladies, Remote Learning, and adults being adults on lockdown.   

We look at the power of celebrity and several industry wide issues</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yeezy, Financial industry Maladies, Remote Learning, and adults being adults on lockdown.   <br /><br />We look at the power of celebrity and several industry wide issues]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3233</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NOTD for Sunday March 29 2020 - The Collapse of Basic Services</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/notd-for-sunday-march-29-2020-the-collapse-of-basic-services--24546279</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Episode if brought to you by<br /><br />* Foulk Consulting Services: <a href="https://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">https://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br />* Catchpoint Software: <a href="https://www.catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">https://www.catchpoint.com</a><br /><br />Today’s show is co-hosted by Brian Brumfield (Foulk Consulting) and Nithyanand Mehta (Catchpoint), backed up with observations from Tim Western in Chat<br /><br />We face continued interruptions in basic services due to the Cover-19 Pandemic.   In this show we cover a few industry patterns<br /><br />* Unemployment Insurance (Government) - We discuss user behaviors on a run on the bank model, the patterns of development and deployment that have lead to failures across states and countries<br /><br />* Grocery Stores - This is a worldwide problem associated with delivery to consumer, especially where populations are under quarantine conditions and it is difficult to book a timeslot for delivery.   While the architectural patterns for deployment are varied across the industry, there are some common issues associated with dynamic pages, cart allocation, session and whether the delivery system should be commingled with the cart system.<br /><br />* General Government Information sites - NOCDN, Dynamic Web Pages, Hard Coupling for forms.   How can these systems be revised for better performance in a short timeframe.   Rather than tackle this at the site construction level we bring in alternatives on the web server front: IIS, Apache, nginx, Lighttpd, Cherokee, GWAN, plus varnish.<br /><br />* <a href="https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/" rel="noopener">https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/</a> - It’s the thing everyone wants to know, do I have enough toilet paper to survive the quarantine period?    And that is exactly what lead to the demise of the site.    While they did do some things well, such as employ a CDN, they also engaged in practices to defeat the CDN benefits.  Off the shelf also cost them an optimized performance path.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24546279</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2020 12:00:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24546279/notd_for_sunday_march_29_2020_the_collapse_of_basic_services.mp3" length="83635305" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Episode if brought to you by&#13;
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Today’s show is co-hosted by Brian Brumfield (Foulk Consulting) and Nithyanand Mehta...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Episode if brought to you by<br /><br />* Foulk Consulting Services: <a href="https://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">https://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br />* Catchpoint Software: <a href="https://www.catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">https://www.catchpoint.com</a><br /><br />Today’s show is co-hosted by Brian Brumfield (Foulk Consulting) and Nithyanand Mehta (Catchpoint), backed up with observations from Tim Western in Chat<br /><br />We face continued interruptions in basic services due to the Cover-19 Pandemic.   In this show we cover a few industry patterns<br /><br />* Unemployment Insurance (Government) - We discuss user behaviors on a run on the bank model, the patterns of development and deployment that have lead to failures across states and countries<br /><br />* Grocery Stores - This is a worldwide problem associated with delivery to consumer, especially where populations are under quarantine conditions and it is difficult to book a timeslot for delivery.   While the architectural patterns for deployment are varied across the industry, there are some common issues associated with dynamic pages, cart allocation, session and whether the delivery system should be commingled with the cart system.<br /><br />* General Government Information sites - NOCDN, Dynamic Web Pages, Hard Coupling for forms.   How can these systems be revised for better performance in a short timeframe.   Rather than tackle this at the site construction level we bring in alternatives on the web server front: IIS, Apache, nginx, Lighttpd, Cherokee, GWAN, plus varnish.<br /><br />* <a href="https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/" rel="noopener">https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/</a> - It’s the thing everyone wants to know, do I have enough toilet paper to survive the quarantine period?    And that is exactly what lead to the demise of the site.    While they did do some things well, such as employ a CDN, they also engaged in practices to defeat the CDN benefits.  Off the shelf also cost them an optimized performance path.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5228</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cachepolicy,catchpoint,cdn,cherokee,covid19,drupal,dynatrace,foulkconsulting,gwan,joomla,lighttpd,nginx,performance,supermarkets,unemploymentinsurance,varnish,wordpress</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for Sunday, March 15 2020</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-sunday-march-15-2020--23896453</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Episode if brought to you by<br /><br />* Catchpoint Software: <a href="https://www.catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">https://www.catchpoint.com</a><br />* Foulk Consulting Services: <a href="https://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">https://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />This is the COVID-19 Episode.    In this show we cover several sites impacted by the COVID-19 Virus’ impact on organizations and end users.   In specific, we discuss the Johns Hopkins University virus tracker, the HEB Grocery Chain in Texas, and the impact on Walt Disney Resorts.<br /><br />Lastly, we take a look at the impact of bots associated with online voting for @TheCdnAcademy.<br /><br />Along the way we touch on the topics of quality of data, staleness of data and how this advises your cache window for a site, CDN benefits and how this might be scaled down to an individual company, the psychology of the user population & the shifting of behavior by being proactive,  and finally the psychology of bots & bot mitigation.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23896453</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2020 12:00:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23896453/news_of_the_damned_for_sunday_march_15_2020.mp3" length="52705489" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Episode if brought to you by&#13;
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This is the COVID-19 Episode.    In this show we cover several sites impacted by the COVID-19...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Episode if brought to you by<br /><br />* Catchpoint Software: <a href="https://www.catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">https://www.catchpoint.com</a><br />* Foulk Consulting Services: <a href="https://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">https://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />This is the COVID-19 Episode.    In this show we cover several sites impacted by the COVID-19 Virus’ impact on organizations and end users.   In specific, we discuss the Johns Hopkins University virus tracker, the HEB Grocery Chain in Texas, and the impact on Walt Disney Resorts.<br /><br />Lastly, we take a look at the impact of bots associated with online voting for @TheCdnAcademy.<br /><br />Along the way we touch on the topics of quality of data, staleness of data and how this advises your cache window for a site, CDN benefits and how this might be scaled down to an individual company, the psychology of the user population & the shifting of behavior by being proactive,  and finally the psychology of bots & bot mitigation.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3295</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bots,cachepolicy,cdn,cdnscreenawards,covid19,disney,heb,sigfigs,squid,varnish</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for March 1st 2020</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-march-1st-2020--23355284</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Episode if brought to you by<br /><br />* Catchpoint Software: <a href="https://www.catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">https://www.catchpoint.com</a><br />* Foulk Consulting Services: <a href="https://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">https://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Scott Moore joins us from the road and the Perftour.us to provide insight on his discussions with executives around the country on the subject of application performance and to lend to the discussions on our failures<br /><br />In this episode we cover the UK soccer industry websites, Cardi B’s ticket challenges in South Africa, challenges for the Martha’s Vineyard Steamship authority, and side effects from the COVID-19 Virus on Government websites.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23355284</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2020 13:02:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23355284/notd_3_1_2020.mp3" length="66807558" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Episode if brought to you by

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Scott Moore joins us from the road and the Perftour.us to provide insight on his discussions with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Episode if brought to you by<br /><br />* Catchpoint Software: <a href="https://www.catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">https://www.catchpoint.com</a><br />* Foulk Consulting Services: <a href="https://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">https://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Scott Moore joins us from the road and the Perftour.us to provide insight on his discussions with executives around the country on the subject of application performance and to lend to the discussions on our failures<br /><br />In this episode we cover the UK soccer industry websites, Cardi B’s ticket challenges in South Africa, challenges for the Martha’s Vineyard Steamship authority, and side effects from the COVID-19 Virus on Government websites.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2784</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cardib,covid19,perftour</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for Sunday, Feb 16 2020</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-sunday-feb-16-2020--22837951</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Episode if brought to you by<br /><br />* Catchpoint Software: <a href="https://www.catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">https://www.catchpoint.com</a><br />* Foulk Consulting Services: <a href="https://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">https://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />In this episode we cover the chaos of the Iowa caucuses, the challenges of the political season with politician websites, a Superbowl commercial follow up and the launch of Old Bay Hot Sauce]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22837951</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:07:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22837951/perbytes_news_of_the_damned_feb_16_2020.mp3" length="88994922" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Episode if brought to you by

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In this episode we cover the chaos of the Iowa caucuses, the challenges of the political season with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Episode if brought to you by<br /><br />* Catchpoint Software: <a href="https://www.catchpoint.com" rel="noopener">https://www.catchpoint.com</a><br />* Foulk Consulting Services: <a href="https://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">https://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />In this episode we cover the chaos of the Iowa caucuses, the challenges of the political season with politician websites, a Superbowl commercial follow up and the launch of Old Bay Hot Sauce]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3708</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>catchpointsoftware,cdn,devopsdayscharlotte,foulkconsulting,ghostpepper,iowacaucuses,neotyspac,oldbayhotsauce,perftour,stpcon,superbowlcommercials,tisqa2020</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Superbowl 2020 Preview</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/superbowl-2020-preview--22315233</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22315233</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Feb 2020 22:00:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22315233/superbowl_2020_preview.mp3" length="57112868" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:duration>3570</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for Sunday, 26 January 2020</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-sunday-26-january-2020--22087873</link><description><![CDATA[Selective Service<br />A Princess moves to Canada<br />The QUeen wants your Money<br />KPOP and Ticketmaster]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22087873</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jan 2020 13:01:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22087873/news_of_the_damned_for_sunday_26_january_2020.mp3" length="65253877" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Selective Service
A Princess moves to Canada
The QUeen wants your Money
KPOP and Ticketmaster</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Selective Service<br />A Princess moves to Canada<br />The QUeen wants your Money<br />KPOP and Ticketmaster]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4079</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday Follow up with Josh Carter of Blue Triangle</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-follow-up-with-josh-carter-of-blue-triangle--20925093</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />How did we do over the Thanksgiving to cyber Monday period from a Performance Perspective?  Join James and Josh Carter of Blue Triangle as we go through the stats on raw dollars, split on mobile vs not, conversion rate differences, website size bloat, third party componentry & some predictions for 2020<br /><br />Failures<br />* 2019 ACA Failure at the end of the Signup period<br />* Pete Buttigieg and treating website failure as success.   Also referenced Jonas Brothers and the ticketing industry as a whole<br />* Christian Times website and story endorsing Donald Trump impeachment. Run on the site after profiling on CNN <br /><br />Guests:<br /> Josh Carter, Blue Triangle]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20925093</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2019 18:31:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20925093/black_friday_follow_up_with_josh_carter_of_blue_triangle.mp3" length="51761737" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting
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How did we do over the Thanksgiving to cyber Monday period from a Performance Perspective?  Join James and Josh Carter of Blue Triangle as we go through the stats on raw dollars,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />How did we do over the Thanksgiving to cyber Monday period from a Performance Perspective?  Join James and Josh Carter of Blue Triangle as we go through the stats on raw dollars, split on mobile vs not, conversion rate differences, website size bloat, third party componentry & some predictions for 2020<br /><br />Failures<br />* 2019 ACA Failure at the end of the Signup period<br />* Pete Buttigieg and treating website failure as success.   Also referenced Jonas Brothers and the ticketing industry as a whole<br />* Christian Times website and story endorsing Donald Trump impeachment. Run on the site after profiling on CNN <br /><br />Guests:<br /> Josh Carter, Blue Triangle]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3236</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blackfriday,bluetriangle,christiantimes,conversionrates,donaldtrump,ecommerce,foulkconsulting,jonasbrothers,marketingbuzz,petebuttigieg</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2019, Hour 5 - When Everything Goes Wrong</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2019-hour-5-when-everything-goes-wrong--20364364</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />OK, So you have worked hard and buttoned up everything you can think of on your website.  But still, something has gone wrong.   What next?<br /><br />James is joined by a panel of individuals to discuss where to head when disaster is upon you<br /><br />Guests:<br /> Brian Brumfield, Foulk Consulting<br /> Steve McGinley, Foulk Consulting<br /> Herik Rexed, Neotys<br /> Mark Tomlinson, PerfBytes]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20364364</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2019 16:06:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20364364/black_friday_2019_hour_5_when_everything_goes_wrong.mp3" length="52262035" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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OK, So you have worked hard and buttoned up everything you can think of on your website.  But still, something has gone wrong.   What next?&#13;
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James is joined by a panel of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />OK, So you have worked hard and buttoned up everything you can think of on your website.  But still, something has gone wrong.   What next?<br /><br />James is joined by a panel of individuals to discuss where to head when disaster is upon you<br /><br />Guests:<br /> Brian Brumfield, Foulk Consulting<br /> Steve McGinley, Foulk Consulting<br /> Herik Rexed, Neotys<br /> Mark Tomlinson, PerfBytes]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3267</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blackfriday,conversionrate,ecommerce,foulk,foulkconsulting,performance,sitecrash</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2019, Hour 4 - CDN, Cache &amp; Bots (Oh My!)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2019-hour-4-cdn-cache-bots-oh-my--20363119</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Keep the load off!  One of the easiest things you can do to improve performance is ensure that load that should not be on your site isn't.   In this episode we hit some large areas whish are commonly overlooked which can dramatically impact your performance<br /><br /><br />Guests:<br /> Brian Brumfield, Foulk Consulting<br /> Steve McGinley, Foulk Consulting<br /> Leandro Melendez, PerfBytes Espanol]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20363119</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2019 15:06:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20363119/black_friday_2019_hour_4_cdn_cache_bots_oh_my.mp3" length="47582981" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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Keep the load off!  One of the easiest things you can do to improve performance is ensure that load that should not be on your site isn't.   In this episode we hit some large...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Keep the load off!  One of the easiest things you can do to improve performance is ensure that load that should not be on your site isn't.   In this episode we hit some large areas whish are commonly overlooked which can dramatically impact your performance<br /><br /><br />Guests:<br /> Brian Brumfield, Foulk Consulting<br /> Steve McGinley, Foulk Consulting<br /> Leandro Melendez, PerfBytes Espanol]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2974</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blackfriday,bots,cache,cdn,cloud,firewall,waf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2019, Hour 3 - The Cart!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2019-hour-3-the-cart--20362287</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />The shopping cart.  That little icon in in the top right corner of the website.  It seems so harmless sitting there with a little number on top of it.  Well, maybe yes, maybe not.  There are many methods of deploying the shopping cart.  Some are more resource efficient, and more scalable as a result.<br /><br />Join James and a couple of guests as we discuss Shopping cart architecture and how you deploy portends how you perform<br /><br />Guests:<br />Scott Moore, Scott Moore Consulting<br />Mike Giacometti, Eggplant Software]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20362287</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2019 14:07:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20362287/black_friday_2019_hour_3_the_cart.mp3" length="48806765" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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The shopping cart.  That little icon in in the top right corner of the website.  It seems so harmless sitting there with a little number on top of it.  Well, maybe yes, maybe...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />The shopping cart.  That little icon in in the top right corner of the website.  It seems so harmless sitting there with a little number on top of it.  Well, maybe yes, maybe not.  There are many methods of deploying the shopping cart.  Some are more resource efficient, and more scalable as a result.<br /><br />Join James and a couple of guests as we discuss Shopping cart architecture and how you deploy portends how you perform<br /><br />Guests:<br />Scott Moore, Scott Moore Consulting<br />Mike Giacometti, Eggplant Software]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3051</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blackfriday,conversionrate,costco,ecommerce,responsetimes,scalability,shoppingcart,sitecrash,ulta</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2019, Hour 2 - Monitoring for Performance</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2019-hour-2-monitoring-for-performance--20360828</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Crashes/Slowdowns: Costco, Ulta, PetSmart, H&M, HomeDepot<br />Insight is key when you are running an eCommerce website, as response time and conversion rates are directly related.   As your site slows, so does your revenue.<br /><br />James is joined by Catchpoint software for insight not only into what you should be watching on your app, but also what you should be watching on your partners, such as your CDN, DNS and Cloud Providers<br /><br />"RUM is too late!"<br /><br />Guests:<br />Nithyanand Mehta, Catchpoint<br />Mehdi Daoudi, Catchpoint]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20360828</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2019 13:05:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20360828/black_friday_2019_hour_2_monitoring_for_performance.mp3" length="47805754" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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Insight is key when you are running an eCommerce website, as response time and conversion rates are directly related....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Crashes/Slowdowns: Costco, Ulta, PetSmart, H&M, HomeDepot<br />Insight is key when you are running an eCommerce website, as response time and conversion rates are directly related.   As your site slows, so does your revenue.<br /><br />James is joined by Catchpoint software for insight not only into what you should be watching on your app, but also what you should be watching on your partners, such as your CDN, DNS and Cloud Providers<br /><br />"RUM is too late!"<br /><br />Guests:<br />Nithyanand Mehta, Catchpoint<br />Mehdi Daoudi, Catchpoint]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2988</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>catchpoint,cdn,conversion,costco,dns,h&amp;m,homedepot,monitoring,petsmart,rum,ulta</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Black Friday 2019, Hour 1 - Origins.  What is Black Friday a WorldWide event</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-friday-2019-hour-1-origins-what-is-black-friday-a-worldwide-event--20360046</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Thanksgiving Crashes: TESCO,  Footasylum<br /><br />How did we get here?  How did a day after a USA only holiday becomes a worldwide shopping event?<br /><br />Guests:<br />Stijn Schepers, Accenture]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20360046</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2019 12:06:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20360046/black_friday_2019_hour_1_origins_what_is_black_friday_a_worldwide_event.mp3" length="46859912" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of performance test reporting and why the canned reports from your tool are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of performance test reporting and why the canned reports from your tool are just the beginning.<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* Taco Bell Free Tacos<br />* Facebook Libra Coin Crash<br />* Exam Results <br />(SSD GD Constable Results,<br />CHSE Odisha 12th Arts<br />JEEE Advanced 2019<br />TNDTE Diploma April Results<br />NEET 2019<br />DTE Karnataka Diploma Result 2019)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5051</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>examresults,facebooklibra,tacobell,testresults,websitecrash</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for June 02 2019 - Guest Operating Systems</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-june-02-2019-guest-operating-systems--18149626</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of Guest operating systems, how this impacts your testing and your performance efforts<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* Tesla Model 3 Preorders, <a href="https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-china-website-crashes-model-3-pre-orders-gigafactory-3/" rel="noopener">https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-china-website-crashes-model-3-pre-orders-gigafactory-3/</a><br /><br />* Ticket systems, <a href="https://www.echolive.ie/corknews/Fans-left-frustrated-as-Cork-festival-website-crashes-caf27f15-3336-4769-a9df-3c93c7def369-ds" rel="noopener">https://www.echolive.ie/corknews/Fans-left-frustrated-as-Cork-festival-website-crashes-caf27f15-3336-4769-a9df-3c93c7def369-ds</a><br /><br /><br />* Exam Crash (RRB Exam), <a href="https://www.odishabytes.com/students-demand-re-conduct-of-rrb-exam-after-power-failures-server-crash/" rel="noopener">https://www.odishabytes.com/students-demand-re-conduct-of-rrb-exam-after-power-failures-server-crash/</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18149626</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2019 12:02:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18149626/news_of_the_damned_for_june_02_2019_guest_operating_systems.mp3" length="75098070" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of Guest operating systems, how this impacts your testing and your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of Guest operating systems, how this impacts your testing and your performance efforts<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* Tesla Model 3 Preorders, <a href="https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-china-website-crashes-model-3-pre-orders-gigafactory-3/" rel="noopener">https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-china-website-crashes-model-3-pre-orders-gigafactory-3/</a><br /><br />* Ticket systems, <a href="https://www.echolive.ie/corknews/Fans-left-frustrated-as-Cork-festival-website-crashes-caf27f15-3336-4769-a9df-3c93c7def369-ds" rel="noopener">https://www.echolive.ie/corknews/Fans-left-frustrated-as-Cork-festival-website-crashes-caf27f15-3336-4769-a9df-3c93c7def369-ds</a><br /><br /><br />* Exam Crash (RRB Exam), <a href="https://www.odishabytes.com/students-demand-re-conduct-of-rrb-exam-after-power-failures-server-crash/" rel="noopener">https://www.odishabytes.com/students-demand-re-conduct-of-rrb-exam-after-power-failures-server-crash/</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4694</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cloud,database,dotnet,foulk,foulkconsulting,guestos,java,.net,performance,tesla,tickets,virtualization,vmware,xen</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for May 19th 2019 - Network Foundations</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-may-19th-2019-network-foundations--18014636</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we explore the topic of Network and it's many permutations: Physical, Virtual, Wired, Wireless, fast, slow, really fast.<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* Middlesbrough FC<br /><br />* VW ID.3, <a href="http://www.auto-innov.com/2019/05/13/vw-id-3-reservations-crash-site-exceed-10000/" rel="noopener">http://www.auto-innov.com/2019/05/13/vw-id-3-reservations-crash-site-exceed-10000/</a><br /><br />* New Sneakerbots, <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=SNKRS+bot&oq=SNKRS+bot&aqs=chrome..69i57.2745j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8" rel="noopener">https://www.google.com/search?q=SNKRS+bot&oq=SNKRS+bot&aqs=chrome..69i57.2745j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18014636</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2019 12:03:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18014636/news_of_the_damned_for_may_19th_2019_network_foundations.mp3" length="85649032" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we explore the topic of Network and it's many permutations: Physical, Virtual, Wired, Wireless,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we explore the topic of Network and it's many permutations: Physical, Virtual, Wired, Wireless, fast, slow, really fast.<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* Middlesbrough FC<br /><br />* VW ID.3, <a href="http://www.auto-innov.com/2019/05/13/vw-id-3-reservations-crash-site-exceed-10000/" rel="noopener">http://www.auto-innov.com/2019/05/13/vw-id-3-reservations-crash-site-exceed-10000/</a><br /><br />* New Sneakerbots, <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=SNKRS+bot&oq=SNKRS+bot&aqs=chrome..69i57.2745j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8" rel="noopener">https://www.google.com/search?q=SNKRS+bot&oq=SNKRS+bot&aqs=chrome..69i57.2745j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5354</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>@boro,foulk,foulkconsulting,id3,network,sneakerbot,souders,vw</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for April 28th 2019 - DISK Foundations</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-april-28th-2019-disk-foundations--17768411</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of Disk, or is that storage now that we have fewer platters spinning.<br /><br />It's one of those finite resources on any host and how you use Disk will impact your app performance as well as your test performance.  Tune in for insight<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* Freetrade/Crowdcube<br />* Snooker Social<br />* Nigerian Customs<br /><br />Storage, Jobs, Sports & crowdfunding]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17768411</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2019 12:12:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17768411/news_of_the_damned_for_april_28th_2019_disk_foundations.mp3" length="79362089" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of Disk, or is that storage now that we have fewer platters spinning....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of Disk, or is that storage now that we have fewer platters spinning.<br /><br />It's one of those finite resources on any host and how you use Disk will impact your app performance as well as your test performance.  Tune in for insight<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* Freetrade/Crowdcube<br />* Snooker Social<br />* Nigerian Customs<br /><br />Storage, Jobs, Sports & crowdfunding]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4961</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>crowdcube,foulk,foulkconsulting,freetrade,indexes,nigeriancustoms,normalforms,performance,storage,workdsnookerchampionship</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for April 14th  2019 - RAM!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-april-14th-2019-ram--17638596</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of Memory and how Performance is related<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* @PracticalDev, <a href="https://gtmetrix.com/reports/dev.to/XP5HpEjl" rel="noopener">https://gtmetrix.com/reports/dev.to/XP5HpEjl</a><br /><br />* Jharkhand Academic Council Result, <a href="https://newsd.in/jac-8th-class-result-2019-official-website-jac-nic-in-crashed/" rel="noopener">https://newsd.in/jac-8th-class-result-2019-official-website-jac-nic-in-crashed/</a><br /><br /><br />* Avengers Endgame Tickets - Multiple Sites crashing worldwide]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17638596</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2019 12:03:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17638596/news_of_the_damned_for_april_14th_2019_ram.mp3" length="81061512" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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This week Brian and Jame go for the Brainz:  No, this isn't Tarman from "The living Dead."   It's all about the CPU in your box. Cores, INTS vs IRQS, Application vs System....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />This week Brian and Jame go for the Brainz:  No, this isn't Tarman from "The living Dead."   It's all about the CPU in your box. Cores, INTS vs IRQS, Application vs System. It's What motivates your PC<br /><br />Website Crashes:<br />Parliament pettitions, <br />Jonas Brothers]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4766</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for March 17th 2019 - STATISTICS</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-march-17th-2019-statistics--17349748</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of performance reporting stats and meaningful measures.   Along the way we take a look a a few crashes to see what we can learn about system performance<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* Majestic Wine, <a href="https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2019/03/majestic-wine-site-crashes-after-tv-wine-plug/" rel="noopener">https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2019/03/majestic-wine-site-crashes-after-tv-wine-plug/</a><br /><br />* UK Passport Site, <a href="https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/1098659/brexit-news-latest-uk-passport-office-website-crash-no-deal" rel="noopener">https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/1098659/brexit-news-latest-uk-passport-office-website-crash-no-deal</a><br /><br />* Harry Potter Tickets, <a href="https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Harry-Potter-and-the-Cursed-Child-Curran-Theater-13681866.php" rel="noopener">https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Harry-Potter-and-the-Cursed-Child-Curran-Theater-13681866.php</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17349748</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2019 12:00:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17349748/news_of_the_damned_for_march_17th_2019_statistics.mp3" length="66379860" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of performance reporting stats and meaningful measures.   Along the way we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of performance reporting stats and meaningful measures.   Along the way we take a look a a few crashes to see what we can learn about system performance<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* Majestic Wine, <a href="https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2019/03/majestic-wine-site-crashes-after-tv-wine-plug/" rel="noopener">https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2019/03/majestic-wine-site-crashes-after-tv-wine-plug/</a><br /><br />* UK Passport Site, <a href="https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/1098659/brexit-news-latest-uk-passport-office-website-crash-no-deal" rel="noopener">https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/1098659/brexit-news-latest-uk-passport-office-website-crash-no-deal</a><br /><br />* Harry Potter Tickets, <a href="https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Harry-Potter-and-the-Cursed-Child-Curran-Theater-13681866.php" rel="noopener">https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Harry-Potter-and-the-Cursed-Child-Curran-Theater-13681866.php</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4149</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>foulk,foulkconsulting,harrypotter,majesticwine,monopolyperformance,sigfigs,standarddeviation,tickets,ukpassport,whatsbad</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for March 3rd 2019 - TIME</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-march-3rd-2019-time--17208743</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of time.   Along the way we chat about human perception, how Google measures time, site abandonment, legal requirements, etc..<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* Karnataka State Property Registration, <a href="https://starofmysore.com/server-crash-property-registration-work-comes-to-a-grinding-halt-people-left-in-lurch/" rel="noopener">https://starofmysore.com/server-crash-property-registration-work-comes-to-a-grinding-halt-people-left-in-lurch/</a><br /><br />* Brand challenges with Middleton and Markle, <a href="https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-brands-hate-it-when-kate-middleton-or-meghan-markle-wear-their-clothes.html/" rel="noopener">https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-brands-hate-it-when-kate-middleton-or-meghan-markle-wear-their-clothes.html/</a><br /><br />* concert tickets, <a href="https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/nile-rodgers-chic-tickets-kingsholm-2563314" rel="noopener">https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/nile-rodgers-chic-tickets-kingsholm-2563314</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17208743</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2019 13:08:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17208743/news_of_the_damned_for_march_3rd_2019_time.mp3" length="75125655" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of time.   Along the way we chat about human perception, how Google measures...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Brian and James continue to cover performance testing foundations.   This week we stop at the topic of time.   Along the way we chat about human perception, how Google measures time, site abandonment, legal requirements, etc..<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* Karnataka State Property Registration, <a href="https://starofmysore.com/server-crash-property-registration-work-comes-to-a-grinding-halt-people-left-in-lurch/" rel="noopener">https://starofmysore.com/server-crash-property-registration-work-comes-to-a-grinding-halt-people-left-in-lurch/</a><br /><br />* Brand challenges with Middleton and Markle, <a href="https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-brands-hate-it-when-kate-middleton-or-meghan-markle-wear-their-clothes.html/" rel="noopener">https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-brands-hate-it-when-kate-middleton-or-meghan-markle-wear-their-clothes.html/</a><br /><br />* concert tickets, <a href="https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/nile-rodgers-chic-tickets-kingsholm-2563314" rel="noopener">https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/nile-rodgers-chic-tickets-kingsholm-2563314</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4696</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abandonment,conversionrates,ecommerce,foulk,foulkconsulting,googlerail,katemiddleton,meghanmarkle,princesskate,princessmeghan,time,w3c</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/784b6174fb50651b6dfa6fabafd9ed02.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>News of the Damned for Jan 13th 2019 - Performance Engineering Foundations</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/news-of-the-damned-for-jan-13th-2019-performance-engineering-foundations--16699732</link><description><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Introducing Brian Brumfield of Foulk Consulting.  Brian and James will be taking a journey through 2019 which involves performance engineering foundations.   This week we lay out some foundations and out path for 2019 as we interleave educational crashes with a core topic<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* h2B Visa Site, <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/heavy-demand-crashes-government-visa-site-leaving-seasonal-business-in-limbo-11546378055" rel="noopener">https://www.wsj.com/articles/heavy-demand-crashes-government-visa-site-leaving-seasonal-business-in-limbo-11546378055</a><br /><br />* Houston Rodeo, <a href="https://www.click2houston.com/entertainment/2019/01/11/houston-rodeo-under-fire-after-massive-ticket-sales-flop/" rel="noopener">https://www.click2houston.com/entertainment/2019/01/11/houston-rodeo-under-fire-after-massive-ticket-sales-flop/</a> <br /><br />* CDC Website & Preppers, <a href="https://undeadwalking.com/2018/12/25/cdc-website-walking-dead-preppers/" rel="noopener">https://undeadwalking.com/2018/12/25/cdc-website-walking-dead-preppers/</a> <br />All about memory<br /><br />Government, Zombies, Engineer's plate, and of course Ticket Sales]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16699732</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2019 13:01:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16699732/news_of_the_damned_for_jan_13th_2019_performance_engineering_foundations.mp3" length="60039418" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>PerfBytes</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting&#13;
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Introducing Brian Brumfield of Foulk Consulting.  Brian and James will be taking a journey through 2019 which involves performance engineering foundations.   This week we lay...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This show sponsored by Foulk Consulting<br /><a href="http://www.foulkconsulting.com" rel="noopener">http://www.foulkconsulting.com</a><br /><br />Introducing Brian Brumfield of Foulk Consulting.  Brian and James will be taking a journey through 2019 which involves performance engineering foundations.   This week we lay out some foundations and out path for 2019 as we interleave educational crashes with a core topic<br /><br />Crashes for the week:  <br />* h2B Visa Site, <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/heavy-demand-crashes-government-visa-site-leaving-seasonal-business-in-limbo-11546378055" rel="noopener">https://www.wsj.com/articles/heavy-demand-crashes-government-visa-site-leaving-seasonal-business-in-limbo-11546378055</a><br /><br />* Houston Rodeo, <a href="https://www.click2houston.com/entertainment/2019/01/11/houston-rodeo-under-fire-after-massive-ticket-sales-flop/" rel="noopener">https://www.click2houston.com/entertainment/2019/01/11/houston-rodeo-under-fire-after-massive-ticket-sales-flop/</a> <br /><br />* CDC Website & Preppers, <a href="https://undeadwalking.com/2018/12/25/cdc-website-walking-dead-preppers/" rel="noopener">https://undeadwalking.com/2018/12/25/cdc-website-walking-dead-preppers/</a> <br />All about memory<br /><br />Government, Zombies, Engineer's 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