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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Spoiling Ourselves</title><link>https://menoftheseacomedy.wordpress.com/</link><description><![CDATA[CJ, Lia, Jack and Sam provide the most “definitive” “analysis” of “the greatest television shows” of “all time” – after watching only the first and last episodes of each series.<br /><br />New episodes every other Monday.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/1609850/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Comedy</category><copyright>Copyright Men of the Sea</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg</url><title>Spoiling Ourselves</title><link>https://menoftheseacomedy.wordpress.com/</link></image><lastBuildDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2024 04:32:05 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Men of the Sea</itunes:name><itunes:email>menoftheseacomedy@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>CJ, Lia, Jack and Sam provide the most “definitive” “analysis” of “the greatest television shows” of “all time” – after watching only the first and last episodes of each series.

New episodes every other Monday.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[CJ, Lia, Jack and Sam provide the most “definitive” “analysis” of “the greatest television shows” of “all time” – after watching only the first and last episodes of each series.<br /><br />New episodes every other Monday.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><podcast:guid>4ee29b21-7617-5dcc-87fc-011c50da0390</podcast:guid><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>Baldwin Talk: 2 Alecs, 2 Stephens</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/baldwin-talk-2-alecs-2-stephens--40127898</link><description><![CDATA[Hey there - long time no see! We are cautiously dipping our toes into remote-recording waters with a quick check-in on the lives of America's first family, the Baldwins. What do we think Alec, Stephen, Billy, and Daniel Baldwin are up to right now? Does Adam Baldwin count? We'll round up some birth announcements, take a quiz to find out which Baldwins we all are, and finish with a song to help us (and YOU) remember all of the Baldwin's names. It's easy to forget one or two!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40127898</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2020 18:24:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40127898/baldwin_talk_final.mp3" length="26986883" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey there - long time no see! We are cautiously dipping our toes into remote-recording waters with a quick check-in on the lives of America's first family, the Baldwins. What do we think Alec, Stephen, Billy, and Daniel Baldwin are up to right now?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey there - long time no see! We are cautiously dipping our toes into remote-recording waters with a quick check-in on the lives of America's first family, the Baldwins. What do we think Alec, Stephen, Billy, and Daniel Baldwin are up to right now? Does Adam Baldwin count? We'll round up some birth announcements, take a quiz to find out which Baldwins we all are, and finish with a song to help us (and YOU) remember all of the Baldwin's names. It's easy to forget one or two!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1691</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>baldwin,comedy,funny,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 98: Arrow</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-98-arrow--22897516</link><description><![CDATA[This week, CJ takes us on a magical journey into the Arrowverse! Just how many properties does the Arrowverse actually include? Did the show's creators intend for Oliver to have that much sexual tension with his sister? Is there anything we WOULD do for a Klondike bar? Plus, the return of Lia's accent challenge and "Arrow" Sorkin. This one's for the Boss!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22897516</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2020 13:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22897516/arrow.mp3" length="64069551" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, CJ takes us on a magical journey into the Arrowverse! Just how many properties does the Arrowverse actually include? Did the show's creators intend for Oliver to have that much sexual tension with his sister? Is there anything we WOULD do...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, CJ takes us on a magical journey into the Arrowverse! Just how many properties does the Arrowverse actually include? Did the show's creators intend for Oliver to have that much sexual tension with his sister? Is there anything we WOULD do for a Klondike bar? Plus, the return of Lia's accent challenge and "Arrow" Sorkin. This one's for the Boss!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4000</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arrow,arrowverse,comedy,crisisoninfiniteearths,funny,oliverqueen,podcast,spoilers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 97: Scream Queens</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-97-scream-queens--22145051</link><description><![CDATA[We're almost there! This week, Lia takes us through Ryan Murphy's 2015 train wreck Scream Queens, a show that wasn't good enough to justify its lazy writing and blatant racism. We all have great ideas for what our serial killer costumes/personas would be, a new sorority of random tv characters from shows we've watched is born, plus CJ wins the right to murder Sam and Jack at the end of the episode. It was messy!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22145051</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2020 04:54:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22145051/scream_queens_mixdown.mp3" length="84787653" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're almost there! This week, Lia takes us through Ryan Murphy's 2015 train wreck Scream Queens, a show that wasn't good enough to justify its lazy writing and blatant racism. We all have great ideas for what our serial killer costumes/personas would...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're almost there! This week, Lia takes us through Ryan Murphy's 2015 train wreck Scream Queens, a show that wasn't good enough to justify its lazy writing and blatant racism. We all have great ideas for what our serial killer costumes/personas would be, a new sorority of random tv characters from shows we've watched is born, plus CJ wins the right to murder Sam and Jack at the end of the episode. It was messy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3538</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,podcast,ryanmurphy,screamqueens,spoilingourselves,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 96: Castle</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-96-castle--21660025</link><description><![CDATA[This week we watched Castle, a show full of men we've never seen before! We're talking about horny, ineffectual detectives, hordes of hot blondes showing up for book signings, and how much the first episode hates its female lead. Plus - one of the most baffling choices for a finale we've seen yet!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21660025</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2020 02:42:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/21660025/castle.mp3" length="57282520" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we watched Castle, a show full of men we've never seen before! We're talking about horny, ineffectual detectives, hordes of hot blondes showing up for book signings, and how much the first episode hates its female lead. Plus - one of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we watched Castle, a show full of men we've never seen before! We're talking about horny, ineffectual detectives, hordes of hot blondes showing up for book signings, and how much the first episode hates its female lead. Plus - one of the most baffling choices for a finale we've seen yet!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3575</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>castle,castleabc,comedy,funny,podcast,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 95: Big Bad Beetleborgs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-95-big-bad-beetleborgs--20992937</link><description><![CDATA[Three Typical Average kids<br />inside a haunted mansion<br />Just by a chance freed a ghost<br />who made them Beetleborgs<br />Beetleborgs!<br />Big Bad Beetleborgs<br />Big Bad Beetleborgs!<br />Hey look now<br />they're superheroes<br />with all these superpowers<br />Cool!<br />Taken from a comic strip<br />and now they're Beetleborgs<br />Beetleborgs!<br />Big Bad Beetleborgs<br />Big Bad Beetleborgs!<br /><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbmsg1vF1SI" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbmsg1vF1SI</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20992937</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2019 05:20:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20992937/beetleborgs.mp3" length="56335371" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Three Typical Average kids
inside a haunted mansion
Just by a chance freed a ghost
who made them Beetleborgs
Beetleborgs!
Big Bad Beetleborgs
Big Bad Beetleborgs!
Hey look now
they're superheroes
with all these superpowers
Cool!
Taken from a comic...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Three Typical Average kids<br />inside a haunted mansion<br />Just by a chance freed a ghost<br />who made them Beetleborgs<br />Beetleborgs!<br />Big Bad Beetleborgs<br />Big Bad Beetleborgs!<br />Hey look now<br />they're superheroes<br />with all these superpowers<br />Cool!<br />Taken from a comic strip<br />and now they're Beetleborgs<br />Beetleborgs!<br />Big Bad Beetleborgs<br />Big Bad Beetleborgs!<br /><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbmsg1vF1SI" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbmsg1vF1SI</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3515</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beetleborgs,bigbadbeetleborgs,comedy,funny,podcast,powerrangers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 94: The OA (feat. Sam Gordon and Kaia Smith)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-94-the-oa-feat-sam-gordon-and-kaia-smith--20314678</link><description><![CDATA[We're here with a new episode of Spoiling Ourselves just in time for Thanksgiving, and this week we watched the recently cancelled Netflix show The OA. This Thanksgiving, don't argue with your family about politics, argue with your family about just what the fuck this show's deal was! Sam couldn't make it this week, so instead we brought in Kurt and Kaia Handsomehat to help us decipher a show that one critic called "the best, most inaccessible show on television" and boy was it. We talk about what we would personally do to #SaveTheOA, Jack comes up with the best method for traveling between dimensions, and for some reason we spend a lot of time talking about Canada. Our brains are profoundly broken, and we have this show to thank!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20314678</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Nov 2019 16:38:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20314678/the_oa.mp3" length="99221449" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're here with a new episode of Spoiling Ourselves just in time for Thanksgiving, and this week we watched the recently cancelled Netflix show The OA. This Thanksgiving, don't argue with your family about politics, argue with your family about just...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're here with a new episode of Spoiling Ourselves just in time for Thanksgiving, and this week we watched the recently cancelled Netflix show The OA. This Thanksgiving, don't argue with your family about politics, argue with your family about just what the fuck this show's deal was! Sam couldn't make it this week, so instead we brought in Kurt and Kaia Handsomehat to help us decipher a show that one critic called "the best, most inaccessible show on television" and boy was it. We talk about what we would personally do to #SaveTheOA, Jack comes up with the best method for traveling between dimensions, and for some reason we spend a lot of time talking about Canada. Our brains are profoundly broken, and we have this show to thank!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4141</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,netflix,podcast,savetheoa,spoilingourselves,television,theoa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 93: Quantico</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-93-quantico--19964320</link><description><![CDATA[This week, we watched Quantico on the recommendation of friend and listener Erik. Erik described Quantico as "the show where everyone fucks, and there's terrorists?" Our main complaint? Not ENOUGH fucking. They could've kicked it up a couple notches.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19964320</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2019 13:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19964320/quantico.mp3" length="57912299" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, we watched Quantico on the recommendation of friend and listener Erik. Erik described Quantico as "the show where everyone fucks, and there's terrorists?" Our main complaint? Not ENOUGH fucking. They could've kicked it up a couple notches.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, we watched Quantico on the recommendation of friend and listener Erik. Erik described Quantico as "the show where everyone fucks, and there's terrorists?" Our main complaint? Not ENOUGH fucking. They could've kicked it up a couple notches.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3615</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abc,comedy,funny,podcast,quantico,spoilers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 92: Desperate Housewives (feat. Andy Lang)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-92-desperate-housewives-feat-andy-lang--19741671</link><description><![CDATA[What's up you catty suburban housewives!? This week we watched the drama-comedy-soap opera -genre defying tour de force that is Desperate Housewives. Andy Lang (AKA The Dog Hat Reverse Burglar) becomes an acquaintance of the show and also the Susan of our podcast (it's like being the Charlotte of your friend group, except for a show that isn't Sex and the City). We prove how cultured we are by talking about Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman, plus we put a new spin on a classic sex position. Which one? That's a secret that we'll take to our grave!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19741671</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2019 01:51:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19741671/desperate_housewives.mp3" length="71972801" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What's up you catty suburban housewives!? This week we watched the drama-comedy-soap opera -genre defying tour de force that is Desperate Housewives. Andy Lang (AKA The Dog Hat Reverse Burglar) becomes an acquaintance of the show and also the Susan of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What's up you catty suburban housewives!? This week we watched the drama-comedy-soap opera -genre defying tour de force that is Desperate Housewives. Andy Lang (AKA The Dog Hat Reverse Burglar) becomes an acquaintance of the show and also the Susan of our podcast (it's like being the Charlotte of your friend group, except for a show that isn't Sex and the City). We prove how cultured we are by talking about Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman, plus we put a new spin on a classic sex position. Which one? That's a secret that we'll take to our grave!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3004</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,desperatehouswives,spoilingourselves,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 91: Undeclared (feat. Matt Braly and Sam Gordon)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-91-undeclared-feat-matt-braly-and-sam-gordon--19557606</link><description><![CDATA[Hey there party people! We're a couple days late and one CJ poorer, but we're two guests and one billion Periscope references richer! Join us as we discuss which candy bars have nougat in them, how woke Kevin Hart is, Martin Van Buren, where inside their body a person might transport 40 lbs of heroin, and also the TV show Undeclared.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19557606</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Oct 2019 19:33:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19557606/undeclared.mp3" length="63942389" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey there party people! We're a couple days late and one CJ poorer, but we're two guests and one billion Periscope references richer! Join us as we discuss which candy bars have nougat in them, how woke Kevin Hart is, Martin Van Buren, where inside...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey there party people! We're a couple days late and one CJ poorer, but we're two guests and one billion Periscope references richer! Join us as we discuss which candy bars have nougat in them, how woke Kevin Hart is, Martin Van Buren, where inside their body a person might transport 40 lbs of heroin, and also the TV show Undeclared.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3991</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,juddapatow,podcast,undeclared</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 90: What I Like About You</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-90-what-i-like-about-you--19283006</link><description><![CDATA[We're back (again!) and going on a sitcom kick, this time with Amanda Bynes vehicle What I Like About You. We tell you what we like about each other, we express appropriate gratitude for Amanda Bynes, and we listen to the voicemails that collected in our inbox over the summer! They were mostly scam calls, but we're just happy to hear from someone (903-SPOIL-US). Listen to the whole episode to learn how you can make $10,000-$14,000 in passive income every 2-3 weeks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19283006</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Sep 2019 12:30:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19283006/what_i_like_about_you.mp3" length="81566580" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back (again!) and going on a sitcom kick, this time with Amanda Bynes vehicle What I Like About You. We tell you what we like about each other, we express appropriate gratitude for Amanda Bynes, and we listen to the voicemails that collected in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back (again!) and going on a sitcom kick, this time with Amanda Bynes vehicle What I Like About You. We tell you what we like about each other, we express appropriate gratitude for Amanda Bynes, and we listen to the voicemails that collected in our inbox over the summer! They were mostly scam calls, but we're just happy to hear from someone (903-SPOIL-US). Listen to the whole episode to learn how you can make $10,000-$14,000 in passive income every 2-3 weeks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3404</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amandabynes,comedy,podcast,whatilikeaboutyou</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 89: The Big Bang Theory</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-89-the-big-bang-theory--19119634</link><description><![CDATA[We're BACK, baby, and we're better than ever! We took a long summer break, we definitely told you guys about it, and we're ready to rock all over again. This week we watched The Big Bang Theory, the show where horny scientists need money! We've got pitches for the next Young Sheldon, we've got snake people, we've got SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 3 OF CARNIVAL ROW! God, we love Carnival Row. Bazinga!<br /><br />Follow us on new SHOW SPECIFIC twitter @spoilingpod, please and thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19119634</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2019 20:47:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19119634/big_bang_theory.mp3" length="49499225" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're BACK, baby, and we're better than ever! We took a long summer break, we definitely told you guys about it, and we're ready to rock all over again. This week we watched The Big Bang Theory, the show where horny scientists need money! We've got...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're BACK, baby, and we're better than ever! We took a long summer break, we definitely told you guys about it, and we're ready to rock all over again. This week we watched The Big Bang Theory, the show where horny scientists need money! We've got pitches for the next Young Sheldon, we've got snake people, we've got SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 3 OF CARNIVAL ROW! God, we love Carnival Row. Bazinga!<br /><br />Follow us on new SHOW SPECIFIC twitter @spoilingpod, please and thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3089</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bigbangtheory,cbs,comedy,funny,podcast,television,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 88: United States of Tara</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-88-united-states-of-tara--18180024</link><description><![CDATA[This week we watched United States of Tara! We're talking multiple personalities, lush mountaintop picnics, and giant ladybugs big enough to ride. Plus, beware SPOILERS for Avengers Endgame - not for the plot, but for how hot Brie Larson looks. She's got it!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18180024</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2019 14:55:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18180024/united_states_of_tara.mp3" length="35932024" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we watched United States of Tara! We're talking multiple personalities, lush mountaintop picnics, and giant ladybugs big enough to ride. Plus, beware SPOILERS for Avengers Endgame - not for the plot, but for how hot Brie Larson looks. She's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we watched United States of Tara! We're talking multiple personalities, lush mountaintop picnics, and giant ladybugs big enough to ride. Plus, beware SPOILERS for Avengers Endgame - not for the plot, but for how hot Brie Larson looks. She's got it!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2236</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,podcast,television,tv,unitedstatesoftara</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 87: Bones</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-87-bones--17836179</link><description><![CDATA[This week we're joined by Kurt Handsomehat, who happens to be wearing a green sweatshirt, to discuss Bones! It was a crime procedural on Fox....ran for 12 seasons? You've really never heard of it? Well, ok. We talk about the show's bizarre cast of serial killers, and how the show would be different if the main character played by David Boreanaz was actually the vampire Angel. You know, from Buffy...and the spinoff series Angel? You haven't watched either, really. We're honestly shocked.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17836179</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2019 12:45:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17836179/bones.mp3" length="94697901" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we're joined by Kurt Handsomehat, who happens to be wearing a green sweatshirt, to discuss Bones! It was a crime procedural on Fox....ran for 12 seasons? You've really never heard of it? Well, ok. We talk about the show's bizarre cast of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we're joined by Kurt Handsomehat, who happens to be wearing a green sweatshirt, to discuss Bones! It was a crime procedural on Fox....ran for 12 seasons? You've really never heard of it? Well, ok. We talk about the show's bizarre cast of serial killers, and how the show would be different if the main character played by David Boreanaz was actually the vampire Angel. You know, from Buffy...and the spinoff series Angel? You haven't watched either, really. We're honestly shocked.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3949</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bones,comedy,davidboreanaz,fox,menofthesea,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 86: The Thick of It</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-86-the-thick-of-it--17706552</link><description><![CDATA[This week, we were dizzied and dazzled by the first and last episodes of British comedy The Thick of It. We don't know exactly what happened in these episodes, but we do know what's going on with Brexit, kind-of! We also know that:<br />-Armando Iannucci's dialogue sounds like what Aaron Sorkin THINKS his dialogue sounds like<br />-British television is insane and they do whatever they want over there<br />-JWoww would make a superior Queen of England.<br />Cheers!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17706552</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2019 12:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17706552/the_thick_of_it.mp3" length="57360196" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, we were dizzied and dazzled by the first and last episodes of British comedy The Thick of It. We don't know exactly what happened in these episodes, but we do know what's going on with Brexit, kind-of! We also know that:
-Armando Iannucci's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, we were dizzied and dazzled by the first and last episodes of British comedy The Thick of It. We don't know exactly what happened in these episodes, but we do know what's going on with Brexit, kind-of! We also know that:<br />-Armando Iannucci's dialogue sounds like what Aaron Sorkin THINKS his dialogue sounds like<br />-British television is insane and they do whatever they want over there<br />-JWoww would make a superior Queen of England.<br />Cheers!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2387</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>armando,bbc,comedy,funny,iannucci,podcast,thethickofit</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 85: The Americans</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-85-the-americans--17516438</link><description><![CDATA[This week, your Spoiling Ourselves comrades watched The Americans, FX's period drama about KGB spies living undercover in 1980's Washington DC. Now I know what you're thinking. Another show where one character fucks another character to death? Surprisingly not! But there are plenty of murders, honeypots, and agents (of the double and even quadruple variety). Plus, we explore the show's penchant for truly bizarre music choices! Das vedanya!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17516438</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2019 16:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17516438/the_americans.mp3" length="94786621" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, your Spoiling Ourselves comrades watched The Americans, FX's period drama about KGB spies living undercover in 1980's Washington DC. Now I know what you're thinking. Another show where one character fucks another character to death?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, your Spoiling Ourselves comrades watched The Americans, FX's period drama about KGB spies living undercover in 1980's Washington DC. Now I know what you're thinking. Another show where one character fucks another character to death? Surprisingly not! But there are plenty of murders, honeypots, and agents (of the double and even quadruple variety). Plus, we explore the show's penchant for truly bizarre music choices! Das vedanya!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3955</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>americans,comedy,fx,podcasts,spies,spoilingourselves,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 84: Leverage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-84-leverage--17432662</link><description><![CDATA[We’ve been off for a bit, but we’re finally back this week to talk about Leverage! Boy, do we love a good heist. (We would’ve watched Bridalplasty, had it not made Sam sick to his stomach a mere 29 seconds in. We’re thankful, and you should be too.)<br />Who would we draft for our ultimate heist team? Who can do the best Lil John impression? How do you get a horse out of a farmhouse? Plus - the return of Baldwin Talk, now featuring Justin Bieber!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17432662</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2019 16:20:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17432662/leverage.mp3" length="48485058" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’ve been off for a bit, but we’re finally back this week to talk about Leverage! Boy, do we love a good heist. (We would’ve watched Bridalplasty, had it not made Sam sick to his stomach a mere 29 seconds in. We’re thankful, and you should be too.)...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’ve been off for a bit, but we’re finally back this week to talk about Leverage! Boy, do we love a good heist. (We would’ve watched Bridalplasty, had it not made Sam sick to his stomach a mere 29 seconds in. We’re thankful, and you should be too.)<br />Who would we draft for our ultimate heist team? Who can do the best Lil John impression? How do you get a horse out of a farmhouse? Plus - the return of Baldwin Talk, now featuring Justin Bieber!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3022</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,heist,leverage,podcast,spoil,spoilers,spoiling,television,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 83: Who Wants to Be a Superhero? (feat. Ben Meyerson)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-83-who-wants-to-be-a-superhero-feat-ben-meyerson--17085623</link><description><![CDATA[This week we’re joined by friend-with-benefits of the show Ben Meyerson to watch WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO, a reality tv show hosted by STAN LEE. On this show, human contestants (with no superpowers to speak of) compete to find out who is the best superhero among them, oftentimes with no metric to determine why anyone might win or why they were better than others. How be superhero? Why is superhero? Where do keep superheroes? These are all questions that we, and the show, struggle to answer.  <br /><br />This show ran for two seasons, which means yes, we watched two entirely different sets of contestants across the first and last episodes. Honestly? We think it was better that way.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17085623</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2019 15:42:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17085623/who_wants_to_be_a_superhero.mp3" length="70274123" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we’re joined by friend-with-benefits of the show Ben Meyerson to watch WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO, a reality tv show hosted by STAN LEE. On this show, human contestants (with no superpowers to speak of) compete to find out who is the best...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we’re joined by friend-with-benefits of the show Ben Meyerson to watch WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO, a reality tv show hosted by STAN LEE. On this show, human contestants (with no superpowers to speak of) compete to find out who is the best superhero among them, oftentimes with no metric to determine why anyone might win or why they were better than others. How be superhero? Why is superhero? Where do keep superheroes? These are all questions that we, and the show, struggle to answer.  <br /><br />This show ran for two seasons, which means yes, we watched two entirely different sets of contestants across the first and last episodes. Honestly? We think it was better that way.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4383</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,comics,funny,marvel,podcast,stanlee,syfy,television,tv,whowantstobeasuperhero</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 82: Boston Legal</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-82-boston-legal--16947354</link><description><![CDATA[This week we enjoyed Boston Legal, a show that has nothing to do with Boston except for the title! Are we fans of Captain Kirk or Captain Picard? How gross are Kangaroo pouches? Which last names make the silliest law firm? Plus -  Sam makes a play for Lia's title as Worst-at-Accents!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16947354</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2019 16:24:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16947354/boston_legal.mp3" length="45978639" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we enjoyed Boston Legal, a show that has nothing to do with Boston except for the title! Are we fans of Captain Kirk or Captain Picard? How gross are Kangaroo pouches? Which last names make the silliest law firm? Plus -  Sam makes a play for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we enjoyed Boston Legal, a show that has nothing to do with Boston except for the title! Are we fans of Captain Kirk or Captain Picard? How gross are Kangaroo pouches? Which last names make the silliest law firm? Plus -  Sam makes a play for Lia's title as Worst-at-Accents!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2866</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boston,bostonlegal,comedy,funny,spoilers,television,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 81: House of Cards</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-81-house-of-cards--16807987</link><description><![CDATA[Happy New Year everyone! Hope you didn't forget about us, or about the last episode of Spoiling Ourselves, because for the second episode in a row we're going deep on a political drama where a wife inherits the Presidency from her husband. Unfortunately, the show we're discussing this week is House of Cards, a show that would have been much better had its male lead not turned out to be an unrepentant sexual predator. We talk about the many murders and the even more many sexual partners of Frank and Claire Underwood, plus we advocate for a return to rule by the British Monarchy. Long live Queen Elizabeth!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16807987</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2019 04:37:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16807987/house_of_cards.mp3" length="67098251" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Happy New Year everyone! Hope you didn't forget about us, or about the last episode of Spoiling Ourselves, because for the second episode in a row we're going deep on a political drama where a wife inherits the Presidency from her husband....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy New Year everyone! Hope you didn't forget about us, or about the last episode of Spoiling Ourselves, because for the second episode in a row we're going deep on a political drama where a wife inherits the Presidency from her husband. Unfortunately, the show we're discussing this week is House of Cards, a show that would have been much better had its male lead not turned out to be an unrepentant sexual predator. We talk about the many murders and the even more many sexual partners of Frank and Claire Underwood, plus we advocate for a return to rule by the British Monarchy. Long live Queen Elizabeth!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4204</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,houseofcards,kevinspacey,netflix,podcast,spoilingourselves</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 80: Scandal</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-80-scandal--16560700</link><description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas Eve, Friends and Relatives! This week your favorite TV not-binge watchers watched the first and last episodes of Scandal.  A lot of people got murdered by assassins, a lot of young successful women had relationships with doughy old men, and Sam reads a monologue from one of the show's main characters that is sure to surprise and delight your conservative relatives. We loved our first foray in to the Shonda-verse, but we didn't agree with this show's assessment of who could and could not be heroes!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16560700</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2018 18:58:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16560700/scandal.mp3" length="72128469" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Merry Christmas Eve, Friends and Relatives! This week your favorite TV not-binge watchers watched the first and last episodes of Scandal.  A lot of people got murdered by assassins, a lot of young successful women had relationships with doughy old...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Merry Christmas Eve, Friends and Relatives! This week your favorite TV not-binge watchers watched the first and last episodes of Scandal.  A lot of people got murdered by assassins, a lot of young successful women had relationships with doughy old men, and Sam reads a monologue from one of the show's main characters that is sure to surprise and delight your conservative relatives. We loved our first foray in to the Shonda-verse, but we didn't agree with this show's assessment of who could and could not be heroes!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4508</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,podcast,scandal,shondarhimes,spoilingourselves</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 79: Alias</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-79-alias--16438030</link><description><![CDATA[This week, we watched Alias! Did you know that you're qualified to be a super secret agent if you can build a small jenga tower, akin to a baby's toy? Neither did we! Did you know that Alias pivoted from spy drama to renaissance science magic? Neither did we! Do you know the secret identity of the Hot Dog Man? We do, but we'll never tell!!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16438030</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 04:51:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16438030/alias.mp3" length="54196397" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, we watched Alias! Did you know that you're qualified to be a super secret agent if you can build a small jenga tower, akin to a baby's toy? Neither did we! Did you know that Alias pivoted from spy drama to renaissance science magic? Neither...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, we watched Alias! Did you know that you're qualified to be a super secret agent if you can build a small jenga tower, akin to a baby's toy? Neither did we! Did you know that Alias pivoted from spy drama to renaissance science magic? Neither did we! Do you know the secret identity of the Hot Dog Man? We do, but we'll never tell!!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3379</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abc,alias,bradleycooper,comedy,davidanders,funny,jennifergarner,podcast,television,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 78: Wilfred</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-78-wilfred--16201726</link><description><![CDATA[With Lia off on a mission to the North Pole, Jack, Sam, and CJ sit down to talk about Wilfred, the American version of an Australian TV show about a man who hallucinates that his neighbor's dog is a man in a dog suit. Because the show stars the lithest, littlest boy in all of Hollywood (Elijah Wood) we spend a good chunk of the episode just talking about Lord of the Rings. But we also start our own cult, and we discuss what sort of horrible humans-cosplaying-as-animals we hallucinate on a daily basis. We're also willing to create our own version of MoviePass, but only if everyone donates $6 Billion to our Patreon]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16201726</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2018 22:19:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16201726/wilfred.mp3" length="49237262" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With Lia off on a mission to the North Pole, Jack, Sam, and CJ sit down to talk about Wilfred, the American version of an Australian TV show about a man who hallucinates that his neighbor's dog is a man in a dog suit. Because the show stars the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With Lia off on a mission to the North Pole, Jack, Sam, and CJ sit down to talk about Wilfred, the American version of an Australian TV show about a man who hallucinates that his neighbor's dog is a man in a dog suit. Because the show stars the lithest, littlest boy in all of Hollywood (Elijah Wood) we spend a good chunk of the episode just talking about Lord of the Rings. But we also start our own cult, and we discuss what sort of horrible humans-cosplaying-as-animals we hallucinate on a daily basis. We're also willing to create our own version of MoviePass, but only if everyone donates $6 Billion to our Patreon]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3078</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cults,dogs,fx,podcast,television,wilfred</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 77: Iron Fist</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-77-iron-fist--16087018</link><description><![CDATA[This week we watched Iron Fist (or Danny Rand and the Big Punch), the recently cancelled Marvel/Netflix joint. Iron Fist is a rare show that burned very, very faintly for almost all of its run, until it burned so bright in its last 30 seconds that it spontaneously combusted. What superheroes would we want to defend the outer boroughs of NYC? How much of our tax money should go towards public bathrooms? Is Scrooge McDuck the wealthiest superhero? Plus - a sleeper contender for the worst episode summary we've ever done!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16087018</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2018 23:40:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16087018/iron_first.mp3" length="52055926" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we watched Iron Fist (or Danny Rand and the Big Punch), the recently cancelled Marvel/Netflix joint. Iron Fist is a rare show that burned very, very faintly for almost all of its run, until it burned so bright in its last 30 seconds that it...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we watched Iron Fist (or Danny Rand and the Big Punch), the recently cancelled Marvel/Netflix joint. Iron Fist is a rare show that burned very, very faintly for almost all of its run, until it burned so bright in its last 30 seconds that it spontaneously combusted. What superheroes would we want to defend the outer boroughs of NYC? How much of our tax money should go towards public bathrooms? Is Scrooge McDuck the wealthiest superhero? Plus - a sleeper contender for the worst episode summary we've ever done!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3246</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,ironfist,marvel,netflix,podcast,superhero,television,thedefenders,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 76: Backyardigans</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-76-backyardigans--15961085</link><description><![CDATA[This week, we need you to imagine you're listening to hit podcast sensation Spoiling Ourselves, and Jack, Sam, Lia, and CJ are covering the Backyardigans, a children's television show from Nick Jr. that Lia watched as a teenager. Did you do it? Great! We forgot to hit record when we first sat down to do this episode, and it definitely threw us off our game a little bit. Also, CJ finally wins a bet after wagering all of his points, and the genres of music this singing, dancing children's show tackled were absolutely ridiculous. Join us, won't you?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15961085</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2018 13:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15961085/backyardigans.mp3" length="49319182" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, we need you to imagine you're listening to hit podcast sensation Spoiling Ourselves, and Jack, Sam, Lia, and CJ are covering the Backyardigans, a children's television show from Nick Jr. that Lia watched as a teenager. Did you do it? Great!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, we need you to imagine you're listening to hit podcast sensation Spoiling Ourselves, and Jack, Sam, Lia, and CJ are covering the Backyardigans, a children's television show from Nick Jr. that Lia watched as a teenager. Did you do it? Great! We forgot to hit record when we first sat down to do this episode, and it definitely threw us off our game a little bit. Also, CJ finally wins a bet after wagering all of his points, and the genres of music this singing, dancing children's show tackled were absolutely ridiculous. Join us, won't you?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3083</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>backyardigans,comedy,nickelodeon,podcast,spoilingourselves</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 75: Monk</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-75-monk--15832700</link><description><![CDATA[This week, the Spoiling Ourselves team investigated Monk, the USA network police procedural that ran for 8 seasons. He's a detective, but with OCD! A real Sherlock Holmes character if Sherlock Holmes had OCD. We talk about our biggest phobias and how they would help us solve crimes, CJ wins a lot of games and then gets dragged down to earth by his own hubris, and 3 separate William Shatners  guest star simultaneously. You're not going to want to miss too much of this episode, but I guess if you missed a little it wouldn't be the worst thing.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15832700</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2018 12:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15832700/monk.mp3" length="55397145" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, the Spoiling Ourselves team investigated Monk, the USA network police procedural that ran for 8 seasons. He's a detective, but with OCD! A real Sherlock Holmes character if Sherlock Holmes had OCD. We talk about our biggest phobias and how...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, the Spoiling Ourselves team investigated Monk, the USA network police procedural that ran for 8 seasons. He's a detective, but with OCD! A real Sherlock Holmes character if Sherlock Holmes had OCD. We talk about our biggest phobias and how they would help us solve crimes, CJ wins a lot of games and then gets dragged down to earth by his own hubris, and 3 separate William Shatners  guest star simultaneously. You're not going to want to miss too much of this episode, but I guess if you missed a little it wouldn't be the worst thing.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3463</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,monk,podcast,spoilingourselves,television,usanetwork</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 74: Mad Men</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-74-mad-men--15694261</link><description><![CDATA[This week we watched Mad Men! Don't worry - we're doing this show complete justice. No math-intensive runtime games, clown burglars, or human-robot-hybrid child armies fighting for Disneyland in this episode! We're professionals. And CJ is a killer whale!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15694261</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2018 19:53:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15694261/mad_men.mp3" length="53681165" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we watched Mad Men! Don't worry - we're doing this show complete justice. No math-intensive runtime games, clown burglars, or human-robot-hybrid child armies fighting for Disneyland in this episode! We're professionals. And CJ is a killer whale!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we watched Mad Men! Don't worry - we're doing this show complete justice. No math-intensive runtime games, clown burglars, or human-robot-hybrid child armies fighting for Disneyland in this episode! We're professionals. And CJ is a killer whale!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3351</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amc,comedy,funny,madmen,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 73: Zoids: New Century</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-73-zoids-new-century--15538614</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves we are very, very sorry because we watched Zoids: New Century, an anime about giant animal mechs battling each other for sport. Again, we apologize, but CJ just hasn’t seen all that much television. We talk about Japan’s fondness for nuclear weapons allegories, and we also focus heavily on the Judge-bots responsible for refereeing the Zoids battles, the only characters in this show who REALLY mattered. Plus, we celebrate the career of the hardest working voice actor of our generation, Richard Ian Cox. What a guy!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15538614</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2018 16:45:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15538614/zoids.mp3" length="67011872" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves we are very, very sorry because we watched Zoids: New Century, an anime about giant animal mechs battling each other for sport. Again, we apologize, but CJ just hasn’t seen all that much television. We talk about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves we are very, very sorry because we watched Zoids: New Century, an anime about giant animal mechs battling each other for sport. Again, we apologize, but CJ just hasn’t seen all that much television. We talk about Japan’s fondness for nuclear weapons allegories, and we also focus heavily on the Judge-bots responsible for refereeing the Zoids battles, the only characters in this show who REALLY mattered. Plus, we celebrate the career of the hardest working voice actor of our generation, Richard Ian Cox. What a guy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2793</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anime,funny,mechs,podcast,tv,zoids</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 72: Grounded For Life</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-72-grounded-for-life--15434815</link><description><![CDATA[We took a month off! Did you miss us?! We're sure you did. This week, we watched Grounded For Life - a show no one has heard of except for Lia, who owns 2 seasons on DVD. Tune in for the best ways to blend in at children's beauty pageants, Santa Claus and the Flashback Boys, and the legend of the Bone-thin Man. Hooray!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15434815</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2018 21:02:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15434815/grounded_for_life.mp3" length="47221180" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We took a month off! Did you miss us?! We're sure you did. This week, we watched Grounded For Life - a show no one has heard of except for Lia, who owns 2 seasons on DVD. Tune in for the best ways to blend in at children's beauty pageants, Santa Claus...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We took a month off! Did you miss us?! We're sure you did. This week, we watched Grounded For Life - a show no one has heard of except for Lia, who owns 2 seasons on DVD. Tune in for the best ways to blend in at children's beauty pageants, Santa Claus and the Flashback Boys, and the legend of the Bone-thin Man. Hooray!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2943</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,groundedforlife,podcast,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 71: Jean Claude Van Johnson</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-71-jean-claude-van-johnson--15215087</link><description><![CDATA[This week, we were devastated to learn that Jean Claude Van Johnson had been cancelled after only one season of six episodes. Having all been huge fans of the pilot when Amazon released it as part of its pilot competition, we gave the show a viking funeral Spoiling Ourselves-style. We all loved the hell out of this show, even though a lot of the humor was probably lost on us because we had seen maybe two Jean Claude Van Damme movies between the four of us. What is JCVD's real name? Just how deep does his filmography go? Fuck around and find out!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15215087</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2018 10:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15215087/jean_claude_van_johnson.mp3" length="39754186" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, we were devastated to learn that Jean Claude Van Johnson had been cancelled after only one season of six episodes. Having all been huge fans of the pilot when Amazon released it as part of its pilot competition, we gave the show a viking...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, we were devastated to learn that Jean Claude Van Johnson had been cancelled after only one season of six episodes. Having all been huge fans of the pilot when Amazon released it as part of its pilot competition, we gave the show a viking funeral Spoiling Ourselves-style. We all loved the hell out of this show, even though a lot of the humor was probably lost on us because we had seen maybe two Jean Claude Van Damme movies between the four of us. What is JCVD's real name? Just how deep does his filmography go? Fuck around and find out!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2485</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,jeanclaudevandamme,jeanclaudevanjohnson,podcast,television,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 70: Friends with Benefits</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-70-friends-with-benefits--15128183</link><description><![CDATA[This week, we watched Friends with Benefits! No, not the 2011 movie Friends with Benefits. No, not No Strings Attached, the also-2011 movie with the same plot as Friends with Benefits. We're talking about the TV show that ran from August 5th to September 16th of 2011 - THAT Friends with Benefits. Come for this show's exuberant sexism, and stay for our heated debate on the best way for a human to overpower a horse. Cheers!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15128183</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:49:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15128183/friends_with_benefits.mp3" length="75044192" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, we watched Friends with Benefits! No, not the 2011 movie Friends with Benefits. No, not No Strings Attached, the also-2011 movie with the same plot as Friends with Benefits. We're talking about the TV show that ran from August 5th to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, we watched Friends with Benefits! No, not the 2011 movie Friends with Benefits. No, not No Strings Attached, the also-2011 movie with the same plot as Friends with Benefits. We're talking about the TV show that ran from August 5th to September 16th of 2011 - THAT Friends with Benefits. Come for this show's exuberant sexism, and stay for our heated debate on the best way for a human to overpower a horse. Cheers!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3127</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,friendswithbenefits,funny,podcast,television,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 69: Masters of Sex</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-69-masters-of-sex--15022894</link><description><![CDATA[Well Friends and Relatives, we've finally done it. The much hyped, highly not-anticipated 69th episode of Spoiling Ourselves. We hope you're proud of us because this week we watched Masters of Sex, the Sexiest Show on Television (depending on who you ask). Sam, Jack, and Lia give CJ the sex talk, we all open up about the weird things our bodies do during sex, and we even find time to talk about Masters of Sex. Did William Masters and Virginia Johnson invent 69ing? No. But also. Nice.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15022894</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 22:23:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15022894/masters_of_sex.mp3" length="66102565" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well Friends and Relatives, we've finally done it. The much hyped, highly not-anticipated 69th episode of Spoiling Ourselves. We hope you're proud of us because this week we watched Masters of Sex, the Sexiest Show on Television (depending on who you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well Friends and Relatives, we've finally done it. The much hyped, highly not-anticipated 69th episode of Spoiling Ourselves. We hope you're proud of us because this week we watched Masters of Sex, the Sexiest Show on Television (depending on who you ask). Sam, Jack, and Lia give CJ the sex talk, we all open up about the weird things our bodies do during sex, and we even find time to talk about Masters of Sex. Did William Masters and Virginia Johnson invent 69ing? No. But also. Nice.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4141</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 68: New Girl</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-68-new-girl--14921983</link><description><![CDATA[This week, we watched the recently-ended New Girl, a show guitar-legend PRINCE apparently loved very dearly! We're getting into the Serinda Swan-ing of Coach, creating our own versions of drinking game True American, and flashing forward to our own entwined futures (Jack's involves a harem full of clones).  Is this show as good as Prince thought it was? Probably! We wouldn't know - we only watched the first and last episodes. Such is our privilege and our curse.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14921983</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2018 00:38:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14921983/new_girl.mp3" length="57525313" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, we watched the recently-ended New Girl, a show guitar-legend PRINCE apparently loved very dearly! We're getting into the Serinda Swan-ing of Coach, creating our own versions of drinking game True American, and flashing forward to our own...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, we watched the recently-ended New Girl, a show guitar-legend PRINCE apparently loved very dearly! We're getting into the Serinda Swan-ing of Coach, creating our own versions of drinking game True American, and flashing forward to our own entwined futures (Jack's involves a harem full of clones).  Is this show as good as Prince thought it was? Probably! We wouldn't know - we only watched the first and last episodes. Such is our privilege and our curse.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3596</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>fox,funny,newgirl,podcast,prince,trueamerican,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 67: Psych</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-67-psych--14804228</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we watched Psych! We'll cover what we would do with Sherlock Holmes-style investigatory powers (CJ would be a no-nonsense manager of half a dozen McDonalds in a fictional town in Wisconsin), detail Sam's 18 separate, secret identities, and take an almost unbearably long detour into a new segment called Jack's Wrestling Corner. Quick, close your eyes! How many hats are in the room?!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14804228</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2018 01:20:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14804228/psych.mp3" length="60256676" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we watched Psych! We'll cover what we would do with Sherlock Holmes-style investigatory powers (CJ would be a no-nonsense manager of half a dozen McDonalds in a fictional town in Wisconsin), detail Sam's 18 separate,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we watched Psych! We'll cover what we would do with Sherlock Holmes-style investigatory powers (CJ would be a no-nonsense manager of half a dozen McDonalds in a fictional town in Wisconsin), detail Sam's 18 separate, secret identities, and take an almost unbearably long detour into a new segment called Jack's Wrestling Corner. Quick, close your eyes! How many hats are in the room?!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3767</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,podcast,psych,tv,usa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 66: Weeds</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-66-weeds--14688589</link><description><![CDATA[On a special Holiday (you know the one...) episode of Spoiling Ourselves, your hosts decide to go camping but then remember they need to record an episode about hit Showtime program Weeds! A main character from the pilot was only ever in one other episode, which happened to be the finale, so he was our ideal character. Plus, a fairly weird round of Who Fuck Who and a globetrotting, animal racing adventure! Smoke it if you got it!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14688589</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2018 21:26:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14688589/weeds.mp3" length="57358531" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On a special Holiday (you know the one...) episode of Spoiling Ourselves, your hosts decide to go camping but then remember they need to record an episode about hit Showtime program Weeds! A main character from the pilot was only ever in one other...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On a special Holiday (you know the one...) episode of Spoiling Ourselves, your hosts decide to go camping but then remember they need to record an episode about hit Showtime program Weeds! A main character from the pilot was only ever in one other episode, which happened to be the finale, so he was our ideal character. Plus, a fairly weird round of Who Fuck Who and a globetrotting, animal racing adventure! Smoke it if you got it!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3593</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>420,comedy,funny,podcast,televisions,weeds</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 65: Graceland</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-65-graceland--14555012</link><description><![CDATA[This week, your hosts are joined by mysterious stranger and Twitter celebrity Steve Dyer as they talk about Graceland, a USA Network drama about undercover federal agents all living together in a beachfront mansion in California. They go surfing exactly one time, and it takes up roughly 40% of the pilot, so just know that that's the kind of show you're getting in to. We compare the 6 Graceland housemates to the 6 friends, Steve is bad at who fuck who, but he makes up for it with a rocking new sex position for you all to try out.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14555012</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2018 12:39:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14555012/graceland.mp3" length="64815540" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, your hosts are joined by mysterious stranger and Twitter celebrity Steve Dyer as they talk about Graceland, a USA Network drama about undercover federal agents all living together in a beachfront mansion in California. 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We compare the 6 Graceland housemates to the 6 friends, Steve is bad at who fuck who, but he makes up for it with a rocking new sex position for you all to try out.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4050</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,graceland,stevedyer,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 64: Revenge</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-64-revenge--14443773</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, Sam is replaced by friend of the show Ben Meyerson in a shocking twist straight out of a soap opera. A soap opera like ABC’s Revenge, perhaps?! We do our best to make sense of a TV show ostensibly based on The Count of Monte Cristo, one where Courtney Love plays an assassin named White Gold and the character who gets “killed” in the first episode sticks around for FOUR seasons to get in some preemo fucking. Plus: Painters Glue! The only glue strong enough to stick to painters!!!<br /><br />*NOTE* - if you downloaded this ep earlier today, you may have noticed some technical difficulties. Plz redownload, this has been fixed!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14443773</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2018 22:57:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14443773/revenge_1.mp3" length="68805852" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves, Sam is replaced by friend of the show Ben Meyerson in a shocking twist straight out of a soap opera. A soap opera like ABC’s Revenge, perhaps?! We do our best to make sense of a TV show ostensibly based on The Count of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, Sam is replaced by friend of the show Ben Meyerson in a shocking twist straight out of a soap opera. A soap opera like ABC’s Revenge, perhaps?! We do our best to make sense of a TV show ostensibly based on The Count of Monte Cristo, one where Courtney Love plays an assassin named White Gold and the character who gets “killed” in the first episode sticks around for FOUR seasons to get in some preemo fucking. Plus: Painters Glue! The only glue strong enough to stick to painters!!!<br /><br />*NOTE* - if you downloaded this ep earlier today, you may have noticed some technical difficulties. Plz redownload, this has been fixed!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4299</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abc,comedy,countofmontecristo,funny,paintersglue,revenge,television,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 63: Eureka</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-63-eureka--14339602</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we watched Eureka, a Syfy show about a secret government town full of geniuses. This episode is brought to you by time buttholes and EELS!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14339602</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2018 14:33:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14339602/eureka.mp3" length="55031932" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we watched Eureka, a Syfy show about a secret government town full of geniuses. This episode is brought to you by time buttholes and EELS!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we watched Eureka, a Syfy show about a secret government town full of geniuses. This episode is brought to you by time buttholes and EELS!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3438</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,eureka,podcast,syfy,television,tv,warehouse13</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 62: Sailor Moon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-62-sailor-moon--14242317</link><description><![CDATA[We're late, we're sorry, but LISTEN! We watched Sailor Moon, and we're here to give you our DEFINITIVE TAKE on one of life's most haunting, unanswered questions: SUBS OR DUBS?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14242317</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2018 14:59:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14242317/sailor_moon.mp3" length="48221081" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're late, we're sorry, but LISTEN! We watched Sailor Moon, and we're here to give you our DEFINITIVE TAKE on one of life's most haunting, unanswered questions: SUBS OR DUBS?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're late, we're sorry, but LISTEN! We watched Sailor Moon, and we're here to give you our DEFINITIVE TAKE on one of life's most haunting, unanswered questions: SUBS OR DUBS?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3012</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,dubs,funny,podcast,sailormoon,subs</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 61: Breakout Kings (feat. Sam Gordon)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-61-breakout-kings-feat-sam-gordon--14033111</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we welcome Friend of the Show Kurt Handsomehat for a scintillating conversation about the incredibly formulaic television show Breakout Kings. You know that actor from Westworld who was also on House of Cards? The guy who plays Liam McPoyle on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia? Well his name is Jimmi Simpson and he was somehow the star of this ensemble show about capturing escaped convicts. We explore the extended Breakout Kings TV universe, plus we find out which Man of the Sea has been a Flat Stanley this whole time!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14033111</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2018 16:53:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14033111/breakout_kings.mp3" length="55433908" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we welcome Friend of the Show Kurt Handsomehat for a scintillating conversation about the incredibly formulaic television show Breakout Kings. You know that actor from Westworld who was also on House of Cards? The guy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we welcome Friend of the Show Kurt Handsomehat for a scintillating conversation about the incredibly formulaic television show Breakout Kings. You know that actor from Westworld who was also on House of Cards? The guy who plays Liam McPoyle on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia? Well his name is Jimmi Simpson and he was somehow the star of this ensemble show about capturing escaped convicts. We explore the extended Breakout Kings TV universe, plus we find out which Man of the Sea has been a Flat Stanley this whole time!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3472</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a&amp;e,breakoutkings,comedy,flatstanley,funny,jimmisimpson,mcpoyle,menofthesea,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 60: Dark Angel</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-60-dark-angel--13918873</link><description><![CDATA[Would you believe that this week's epic drama, DARK ANGEL:<br />-aired concurrently, in the SAME TIME SLOT, with last week's similarly-named show, ANGEL<br />-was created by JAMES CAMERON, and<br />-starred JESSICA ALBA in her breakout role as a super soldier genetically enhanced with CAT DNA?!!<br /><br />We can, because we watched the first and last episodes. All 150 minutes of them, in fact! <br /><br />Tune in to hear all about this impossible-to-find-online, Producers-style scam of a show that certainly doesn't look like it took 10 million dollars to create! James Cameron and Jessica Alba do NOT want anyone to find this show, and honestly neither do we!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13918873</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2018 22:16:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13918873/dark_angel.mp3" length="61839820" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Would you believe that this week's epic drama, DARK ANGEL:&#13;
-aired concurrently, in the SAME TIME SLOT, with last week's similarly-named show, ANGEL&#13;
-was created by JAMES CAMERON, and&#13;
-starred JESSICA ALBA in her breakout role as a super soldier...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Would you believe that this week's epic drama, DARK ANGEL:<br />-aired concurrently, in the SAME TIME SLOT, with last week's similarly-named show, ANGEL<br />-was created by JAMES CAMERON, and<br />-starred JESSICA ALBA in her breakout role as a super soldier genetically enhanced with CAT DNA?!!<br /><br />We can, because we watched the first and last episodes. All 150 minutes of them, in fact! <br /><br />Tune in to hear all about this impossible-to-find-online, Producers-style scam of a show that certainly doesn't look like it took 10 million dollars to create! James Cameron and Jessica Alba do NOT want anyone to find this show, and honestly neither do we!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3863</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angel,comedy,darkangel,funny,jamescameron,jessicaalba,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 59: Angel</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-59-angel--13812352</link><description><![CDATA[This week we watched the first and last episodes of Angel, and there's only two words we need to describe our experience: "pee pee" and "demon." Angel is a Buffy the Vampire spinoff, and...you know what, it doesn't matter. Pee pee demon, guys. There's a character called the pee pee demon.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13812352</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 04:17:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13812352/angel.mp3" length="61951205" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we watched the first and last episodes of Angel, and there's only two words we need to describe our experience: "pee pee" and "demon." Angel is a Buffy the Vampire spinoff, and...you know what, it doesn't matter. Pee pee demon, guys. There's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we watched the first and last episodes of Angel, and there's only two words we need to describe our experience: "pee pee" and "demon." Angel is a Buffy the Vampire spinoff, and...you know what, it doesn't matter. Pee pee demon, guys. There's a character called the pee pee demon.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3881</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angel,buffy,comedy,funny,menofthesea,podcast,spoilers,spoiling,television,tv,whedon</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 58: Bored to Death (feat. Tyler Corey)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-58-bored-to-death-feat-tyler-corey--13711163</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, Sam is hosting an episode about HBO’s Bored to Death, with a little help from guest host Tyler Corey! In the show’s last scene the main character shares a beautiful moment with his girlfriend who is also apparently his half-sister, so you better believe we spend most of this episode talking about incest. Plus we pitch some Bored to Death movie sequels to HBO executives, and Lia makes her first pass at a Waluigi accent. It’s weird!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13711163</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2018 19:23:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13711163/bored_to_death.mp3" length="54181557" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves, Sam is hosting an episode about HBO’s Bored to Death, with a little help from guest host Tyler Corey! In the show’s last scene the main character shares a beautiful moment with his girlfriend who is also apparently his...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, Sam is hosting an episode about HBO’s Bored to Death, with a little help from guest host Tyler Corey! In the show’s last scene the main character shares a beautiful moment with his girlfriend who is also apparently his half-sister, so you better believe we spend most of this episode talking about incest. Plus we pitch some Bored to Death movie sequels to HBO executives, and Lia makes her first pass at a Waluigi accent. It’s weird!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3394</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>boredtodeath,comedy,funny,hbo,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 57: Cheers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-57-cheers--13554109</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, your four good friends the Men of the Sea watched Cheers! We're thrilled to be returning to the Frasierverse (a term CJ has legally copyrighted) to spend an inordinate amount of time discussing Fraiser Crane, everyone's favorite not-the-main-character-of-Cheers character! Sam pitches us an incredible new spin-off of Cheers, Senator John Kerry stops by the show (Cheers, not Spoiling Ourselves, that would be nuts) and we play a classic round of Who Fuck Who! 28 Emmys you guys!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13554109</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 03:51:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13554109/cheers.mp3" length="51273432" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves, your four good friends the Men of the Sea watched Cheers! 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Sam pitches us an incredible new spin-off of Cheers, Senator John Kerry stops by the show (Cheers, not Spoiling Ourselves, that would be nuts) and we play a classic round of Who Fuck Who! 28 Emmys you guys!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3212</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cheers,comedy,frasier,funny,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 56: Boy Meets World</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-56-boy-meets-world--13457645</link><description><![CDATA[Hey everybody! We recorded the first 20 mins of this show before realizing we forgot to press record, so we are PISSED OFF! 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-It would be terrible if two people were cut in half and both their bottom halves were sewn together&#13;
-Pokemon - gotta scoop ‘em all up!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s episode fiddy-five, baby! This week on Spoiling Ourselves:<br />-We watched Doctor Who spinoff series Torchwood!<br />-It would be terrible if two people were cut in half and both their bottom halves were sewn together<br />-Pokemon - gotta scoop ‘em all up! Put ‘em in your pocket! Pokemon. <br />-What would we do if we were pansexual intergalactic immortal beings? Lia would live in a tropical house. Jack would procreate with early humans to make himself Y-Chromosomal Adam<br />-DON’T TELL ANYONE WHAT WE SAY!!! 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This episode is definitely putting us on some sort of watch list, and we know you “have” to listen for national security purposes, but we sure do appreciate your ears anyway! So strap in for the ride! No one has ever heard of this show and there’s not much to shake your tail at!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13214583</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 01:28:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13214583/megas_xlr.mp3" length="42819330" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We just want to take a minute to thank the FBI, DHS, and NCIS for listening to our show. This episode is definitely putting us on some sort of watch list, and we know you “have” to listen for national security purposes, but we sure do appreciate your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We just want to take a minute to thank the FBI, DHS, and NCIS for listening to our show. 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We ponder what it would be like to be on both sides of the law: Jack and Sam debut their new crime fighting personas "The Squealers," while we also let everyone know what our M.O.'s would be if we were serial killers. Plus, we're all very excited about the return of everyone's favorite game Who Fuck Who. Don't turn that dial!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13059795</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2017 15:33:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13059795/csi_1.mp3" length="56429017" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, intrepid TV detectives Sam, Jack, Lia, and CJ watched CSI colon Crime Scene Investigation. 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Don't turn that dial!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3535</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,csi,funny,podcast,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 52: Sabrina the Teenage Witch</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-52-sabrina-the-teenage-witch--12943167</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, Lia introduces the boys to the magic of Sabrina the Teenage Witch! We talk about what it would be like to have magic in high school, Jack and Sam are two rude interrupting boys, plus we lay down some ground rules for our second season: 1. Go fuck yourselves 2. You can't drive a car alone 3. Don't forget the Alamo 4. No loose ends. Thanks for playing, listeners!<br /><br />Also, a lot of things really suck right now! Laugh with us and then help if you can: <br /><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/dr2ks2-las-vegas-victims-fund" rel="noopener">https://www.gofundme.com/dr2ks2-las-vegas-victims-fund</a><br /><a href="http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/can-help-hurricane-victims-puerto-rico/" rel="noopener">http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/can-help-hurricane-victims-puerto-rico/</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12943167</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2017 02:48:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12943167/sabrina_the_teenage_witch.mp3" length="58359644" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves, Lia introduces the boys to the magic of Sabrina the Teenage Witch! We talk about what it would be like to have magic in high school, Jack and Sam are two rude interrupting boys, plus we lay down some ground rules for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, Lia introduces the boys to the magic of Sabrina the Teenage Witch! We talk about what it would be like to have magic in high school, Jack and Sam are two rude interrupting boys, plus we lay down some ground rules for our second season: 1. Go fuck yourselves 2. You can't drive a car alone 3. Don't forget the Alamo 4. No loose ends. Thanks for playing, listeners!<br /><br />Also, a lot of things really suck right now! Laugh with us and then help if you can: <br /><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/dr2ks2-las-vegas-victims-fund" rel="noopener">https://www.gofundme.com/dr2ks2-las-vegas-victims-fund</a><br /><a href="http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/can-help-hurricane-victims-puerto-rico/" rel="noopener">http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/can-help-hurricane-victims-puerto-rico/</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3656</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,sabrina,witch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 51: Galavant</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-51-galavant--12833911</link><description><![CDATA[We're back, and we're kicking off season two of Spoiling Ourselves with a very special musical episode about ABC's musical TV show Galavant with guest Kurt Handsomehat! Tune in to find out which of us is the worst singer (if you think it's CJ then the answer won't surprise you). Plus, we imagine Christian Bale in his most challenging role ever as the lizard Tad Cooper, we definitively answer the question of whether or not life begins at conception, and we hear from an old friend. Dan Shecklesworth, please stop contacting us!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12833911</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2017 00:56:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12833911/galavant.mp3" length="54261263" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back, and we're kicking off season two of Spoiling Ourselves with a very special musical episode about ABC's musical TV show Galavant with guest Kurt Handsomehat! Tune in to find out which of us is the worst singer (if you think it's CJ then the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back, and we're kicking off season two of Spoiling Ourselves with a very special musical episode about ABC's musical TV show Galavant with guest Kurt Handsomehat! Tune in to find out which of us is the worst singer (if you think it's CJ then the answer won't surprise you). Plus, we imagine Christian Bale in his most challenging role ever as the lizard Tad Cooper, we definitively answer the question of whether or not life begins at conception, and we hear from an old friend. Dan Shecklesworth, please stop contacting us!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3399</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abc,funny,galavant,podcast,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 50B: The Best of Spoiling Ourselves</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-50b-the-best-of-spoiling-ourselves--12772431</link><description><![CDATA[Part II of Spoiling Ourselves 50th - Listen to our favorite moments from the past 49 episodes!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12772431</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2017 12:47:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12772431/episode_50b_the_best_of_spoiling_ourselves.mp3" length="23378672" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Part II of Spoiling Ourselves 50th - Listen to our favorite moments from the past 49 episodes!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Part II of Spoiling Ourselves 50th - Listen to our favorite moments from the past 49 episodes!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1453</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,compilation,funny,podcast,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 50: Spoiling Spoiling Ourselves</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-50-spoiling-spoiling-ourselves--12725714</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to Spoiling Ourselves...this week we watched NOTHING! Take a walk down memory lane with us as we reflect on the past 49 episodes, answering questions from friends of the show and ourselves. <br /><br />Which show made us weep the most? Which show do we wish we'd never watched? Which one of us is physically weakest? Which kind of bird is best? Tune in for answers to all these and more, plus some fun compilations of moments from past episodes. <br /><br />**SUPER thanks to Sam Gordon for our compilation music. Remixed theme song is by Sam and Lia, based on a theme by Men of the Sea's illustrious Vice President Tyler Corey.**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12725714</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2017 22:17:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12725714/spoiling_spoiling_ourselves.mp3" length="66222579" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Spoiling Ourselves...this week we watched NOTHING! Take a walk down memory lane with us as we reflect on the past 49 episodes, answering questions from friends of the show and ourselves. 

Which show made us weep the most? Which show do we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to Spoiling Ourselves...this week we watched NOTHING! Take a walk down memory lane with us as we reflect on the past 49 episodes, answering questions from friends of the show and ourselves. <br /><br />Which show made us weep the most? Which show do we wish we'd never watched? Which one of us is physically weakest? Which kind of bird is best? Tune in for answers to all these and more, plus some fun compilations of moments from past episodes. <br /><br />**SUPER thanks to Sam Gordon for our compilation music. Remixed theme song is by Sam and Lia, based on a theme by Men of the Sea's illustrious Vice President Tyler Corey.**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4121</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 49: Dollhouse</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-49-dollhouse--12636333</link><description><![CDATA[It's very late, but it's very great - here's ep 49 of Spoiling Ourselves! This week we watched Dollhouse, and talking points include:<br />-acclaimed filmmaker "Josh" Whedon<br />-our new Billy Bush spinoff podcast, Talkin' Bush<br />-life is hardest for boys<br />-animal brains in human bodies vs. human brains in animal bodies<br /><br />Plus, the premiere of new recurring segment, What's Your Shit Style?<br /><br />Call us at 903-SPOIL-US! We'll see you in two weeks for the big 5-0!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12636333</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2017 17:04:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12636333/dollhouse.mp3" length="59641115" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's very late, but it's very great - here's ep 49 of Spoiling Ourselves! This week we watched Dollhouse, and talking points include:
-acclaimed filmmaker "Josh" Whedon
-our new Billy Bush spinoff podcast, Talkin' Bush
-life is hardest for boys...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's very late, but it's very great - here's ep 49 of Spoiling Ourselves! This week we watched Dollhouse, and talking points include:<br />-acclaimed filmmaker "Josh" Whedon<br />-our new Billy Bush spinoff podcast, Talkin' Bush<br />-life is hardest for boys<br />-animal brains in human bodies vs. human brains in animal bodies<br /><br />Plus, the premiere of new recurring segment, What's Your Shit Style?<br /><br />Call us at 903-SPOIL-US! We'll see you in two weeks for the big 5-0!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3734</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,dollhouse,funny,josswhedon,&amp;nbsp;podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 48: The Leftovers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-48-the-leftovers--12426430</link><description><![CDATA[On a very special episode of Spoiling Ourselves, Jack, Sam, Lia, and CJ talk about HBO's The Leftovers. Just how weird is this show? Why doesn't anyone float away into the sky? Plus, some healthy speculation about the Rapture, cults, and Justin Theroux's big fat c*ck. Was it bigger than Jesus's? We can only guess!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12426430</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2017 22:11:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12426430/the_leftovers.mp3" length="51049309" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On a very special episode of Spoiling Ourselves, Jack, Sam, Lia, and CJ talk about HBO's The Leftovers. Just how weird is this show? Why doesn't anyone float away into the sky? Plus, some healthy speculation about the Rapture, cults, and Justin...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On a very special episode of Spoiling Ourselves, Jack, Sam, Lia, and CJ talk about HBO's The Leftovers. Just how weird is this show? Why doesn't anyone float away into the sky? Plus, some healthy speculation about the Rapture, cults, and Justin Theroux's big fat c*ck. Was it bigger than Jesus's? We can only guess!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3198</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,hbo,podcast,theleftovers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 47: Pretty Little Liars</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-47-pretty-little-liars--12317885</link><description><![CDATA[Listen, it’s time to get real. This week we’re doing Pretty Little Liars, and it’s the first show we feel legitimately bad about spoiling for anyone who hasn’t seen it already. In fact, it’s by far the craziest show we’ve EVER watched. Please stop listening to this podcast, watch the first episode, and then watch every episode between that and the last episode. If you’ve ever found a show you LOVE that celebrates statutory rape but didn’t have enough evil twins, forced artificial insemination or subterranean prisons, HAVE WE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12317885</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2017 03:37:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12317885/pretty_little_liars.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Listen, it’s time to get real. This week we’re doing Pretty Little Liars, and it’s the first show we feel legitimately bad about spoiling for anyone who hasn’t seen it already. In fact, it’s by far the craziest show we’ve EVER watched. Please stop...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Listen, it’s time to get real. This week we’re doing Pretty Little Liars, and it’s the first show we feel legitimately bad about spoiling for anyone who hasn’t seen it already. In fact, it’s by far the craziest show we’ve EVER watched. Please stop listening to this podcast, watch the first episode, and then watch every episode between that and the last episode. If you’ve ever found a show you LOVE that celebrates statutory rape but didn’t have enough evil twins, forced artificial insemination or subterranean prisons, HAVE WE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4384</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,freeform,funny,podcast,prettylittleliars</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 46: Royal Pains</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-46-royal-pains--12221962</link><description><![CDATA[This week we watched Royal Pains, a show about a concierge doctor MacGyver-ing rich people in the Hamptons back to health! We're figuring out how this show thinks Russia's government works, discussing exactly where Budapest is and what could possibly go on there, and racking up points, which DO MATTER this time around. <br />We're also debuting our new Who Fuck Who theme song - thanks John Merfeld!!!<br /><br />CALL US at 903-SPOIL-US!!! We'll accept both truths AND dares!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12221962</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 03:13:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12221962/royal_pains.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we watched Royal Pains, a show about a concierge doctor MacGyver-ing rich people in the Hamptons back to health! We're figuring out how this show thinks Russia's government works, discussing exactly where Budapest is and what could possibly...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we watched Royal Pains, a show about a concierge doctor MacGyver-ing rich people in the Hamptons back to health! We're figuring out how this show thinks Russia's government works, discussing exactly where Budapest is and what could possibly go on there, and racking up points, which DO MATTER this time around. <br />We're also debuting our new Who Fuck Who theme song - thanks John Merfeld!!!<br /><br />CALL US at 903-SPOIL-US!!! We'll accept both truths AND dares!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3849</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,royalpains,usa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 45: Girls</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-45-girls--12099323</link><description><![CDATA[We watched GIRLS, and we're recording while sitting in a DIFFERENT FORMATION this time! What kind of obstacles might an immortal baby face? How much does an abortion cost if you don't go through with it? Most people are sexually aroused by tails, right?<br /><br />CALL US at 903-SPOIL-US and leave a message with your comments, questions, game suggestions, marriage proposals, court summons, or sex tapes. We'll take it all!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12099323</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2017 03:32:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12099323/girls.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We watched GIRLS, and we're recording while sitting in a DIFFERENT FORMATION this time! What kind of obstacles might an immortal baby face? How much does an abortion cost if you don't go through with it? Most people are sexually aroused by tails,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We watched GIRLS, and we're recording while sitting in a DIFFERENT FORMATION this time! What kind of obstacles might an immortal baby face? How much does an abortion cost if you don't go through with it? Most people are sexually aroused by tails, right?<br /><br />CALL US at 903-SPOIL-US and leave a message with your comments, questions, game suggestions, marriage proposals, court summons, or sex tapes. We'll take it all!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3598</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,girls,hbo,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 44: Black Sails (feat. Matt Braly)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-44-black-sails-feat-matt-braly--11984801</link><description><![CDATA[Ahoy, you scurvy dogs! This week we had acquaintance of the show Matt Braly on to discuss Black Sails, the historical pirate drama on Starz. He educates us on the uses of a Dame de Voyage and we tell him to never come back. Plus, we discuss the careers of the many famous actors who appeared on this show and CJ tries to get everyone to summarize the plot without using the words "pirate," "treasure," or "ship." It's hard!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11984801</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2017 23:14:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11984801/black_sails.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ahoy, you scurvy dogs! This week we had acquaintance of the show Matt Braly on to discuss Black Sails, the historical pirate drama on Starz. He educates us on the uses of a Dame de Voyage and we tell him to never come back. Plus, we discuss the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ahoy, you scurvy dogs! This week we had acquaintance of the show Matt Braly on to discuss Black Sails, the historical pirate drama on Starz. He educates us on the uses of a Dame de Voyage and we tell him to never come back. Plus, we discuss the careers of the many famous actors who appeared on this show and CJ tries to get everyone to summarize the plot without using the words "pirate," "treasure," or "ship." It's hard!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3900</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blacksails,comedy,funny,podcast,starzblacksails</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 43: The Vampire Diaries</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-43-the-vampire-diaries--11874296</link><description><![CDATA[This week we watched the very sexy and very confusing Vampire Diaries! We're talking about the difference between a gutter fight and a sewer fight, CJ's secret sexual shame, and BOOOOOONE!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11874296</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2017 02:54:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11874296/the_vampire_diairies.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we watched the very sexy and very confusing Vampire Diaries! We're talking about the difference between a gutter fight and a sewer fight, CJ's secret sexual shame, and BOOOOOONE!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we watched the very sexy and very confusing Vampire Diaries! We're talking about the difference between a gutter fight and a sewer fight, CJ's secret sexual shame, and BOOOOOONE!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4204</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cw,funny,podcast,thevampirediaries</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 42: Fawlty Towers (feat. John C. Merfeld)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-42-fawlty-towers-feat-john-c-merfeld--11763136</link><description><![CDATA[After a brief hiatus, we're BACK, bay-bee!!! This week we've got acquaintance-of-the-show John C. Merfeld spitting sweet and low into your thirsty eardrums for his Spoiling Ourselves debut. (As we must CONSTANTLY remind you, it takes three appearances to attain friend-of-the-show status. All those who have not appeared on the show are enemies-of-the-show. John's not an enemy, not yet a friend - also not a girl, not yet a woman.)<br /><br />We watched Fawlty Towers. Elon Musk, please get in touch with us about our real-life Truman Show on the moon.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11763136</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 May 2017 02:53:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11763136/fawlty_towers.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After a brief hiatus, we're BACK, bay-bee!!! This week we've got acquaintance-of-the-show John C. Merfeld spitting sweet and low into your thirsty eardrums for his Spoiling Ourselves debut. (As we must CONSTANTLY remind you, it takes three appearances...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After a brief hiatus, we're BACK, bay-bee!!! This week we've got acquaintance-of-the-show John C. Merfeld spitting sweet and low into your thirsty eardrums for his Spoiling Ourselves debut. (As we must CONSTANTLY remind you, it takes three appearances to attain friend-of-the-show status. All those who have not appeared on the show are enemies-of-the-show. John's not an enemy, not yet a friend - also not a girl, not yet a woman.)<br /><br />We watched Fawlty Towers. Elon Musk, please get in touch with us about our real-life Truman Show on the moon.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3442</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,fawltytowers,funny,podcast,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 41: Friday Night Lights (feat. Danny Garfield)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-41-friday-night-lights-feat-danny-garfield--11547345</link><description><![CDATA[This week we welcome guest Danny Garfield to the football rink! We're talking about football time vs. real time, appropriate hair length, the only 4 positions in football, and exactly what kind of wiring is inside those lights. We're also trying our HARDEST to keep this episode under 20 minutes. If your podcast player of choice shows a different length, anything after 20 is just dead air.<br /><br />Check Danny out at <a href="https://dgarf.github.io/" rel="noopener">https://dgarf.github.io/</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11547345</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2017 02:14:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11547345/friday_night_lights.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we welcome guest Danny Garfield to the football rink! We're talking about football time vs. real time, appropriate hair length, the only 4 positions in football, and exactly what kind of wiring is inside those lights. We're also trying our...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we welcome guest Danny Garfield to the football rink! We're talking about football time vs. real time, appropriate hair length, the only 4 positions in football, and exactly what kind of wiring is inside those lights. We're also trying our HARDEST to keep this episode under 20 minutes. If your podcast player of choice shows a different length, anything after 20 is just dead air.<br /><br />Check Danny out at <a href="https://dgarf.github.io/" rel="noopener">https://dgarf.github.io/</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3996</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,fridaynightlights,funny,podcast,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 40: Frasier</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-40-frasier--11438242</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves:<br />-We watched Frasier! <br />-Is it possible or advisable to breed humans like dogs?<br />-What are our personal views on eugenics?<br />-Sam forgets the name of the main character (Frasier) halfway through the episode<br />-In a controlled environment, could we engineer a human child to grow up exactly like Frasier?<br />-Our pitch to Elon Musk re: funding a real-life Truman Show on the moon<br />-We do not give a shit about Frasier<br />PLUS, Lia’s Australian accent debut!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11438242</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2017 02:20:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11438242/frasier_mono_final.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves:
-We watched Frasier! 
-Is it possible or advisable to breed humans like dogs?
-What are our personal views on eugenics?
-Sam forgets the name of the main character (Frasier) halfway through the episode
-In a controlled...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves:<br />-We watched Frasier! <br />-Is it possible or advisable to breed humans like dogs?<br />-What are our personal views on eugenics?<br />-Sam forgets the name of the main character (Frasier) halfway through the episode<br />-In a controlled environment, could we engineer a human child to grow up exactly like Frasier?<br />-Our pitch to Elon Musk re: funding a real-life Truman Show on the moon<br />-We do not give a shit about Frasier<br />PLUS, Lia’s Australian accent debut!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3250</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,frasier,funny,podcast,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 39: Chuck (feat. Ben Meyerson)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-39-chuck-feat-ben-meyerson--11323212</link><description><![CDATA[This week we're talking about CHUCK, the NBC spy-dramedy mercifully saved from cancellation by the buying power of loyal fans, who took to Subway restaurants in droves to convince the show's sponsor to pay up for another season. If we were on death's door, which restaurant chain should you buy from to save OUR lives? What if this show had been about Chuck Bass instead? Plus, a sexy new game played by guest Ben Meyerson. Tune in for all that and more!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11323212</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2017 15:51:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11323212/chuck.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we're talking about CHUCK, the NBC spy-dramedy mercifully saved from cancellation by the buying power of loyal fans, who took to Subway restaurants in droves to convince the show's sponsor to pay up for another season. If we were on death's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we're talking about CHUCK, the NBC spy-dramedy mercifully saved from cancellation by the buying power of loyal fans, who took to Subway restaurants in droves to convince the show's sponsor to pay up for another season. If we were on death's door, which restaurant chain should you buy from to save OUR lives? What if this show had been about Chuck Bass instead? Plus, a sexy new game played by guest Ben Meyerson. Tune in for all that and more!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4013</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chuck,comedy,funny,podcast,subway</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 38: Warehouse 13</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-38-warehouse-13--10968845</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we're diving headfirst into the mysterious and magical Warehouse 13! What would our personal, magical artifacts be? What would Chuck Bass' personal, magical artifact be? Why was H.G. Wells' sister also named H.G. Wells? And - your introduction to the lore of BIG SHIRT!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10968845</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2017 18:25:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10968845/warehouse_13.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we're diving headfirst into the mysterious and magical Warehouse 13! What would our personal, magical artifacts be? What would Chuck Bass' personal, magical artifact be? Why was H.G. Wells' sister also named H.G....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we're diving headfirst into the mysterious and magical Warehouse 13! What would our personal, magical artifacts be? What would Chuck Bass' personal, magical artifact be? Why was H.G. Wells' sister also named H.G. Wells? And - your introduction to the lore of BIG SHIRT!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4399</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,syfychannel,warehouse13</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 37: Rizzoli &amp; Isles (feat. Steve Dyer)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-37-rizzoli-isles-feat-steve-dyer--10589610</link><description><![CDATA[The man, the myth, the LEGEND - this week, we humbly welcome friend of the show STEVE DYER to help us dissect TNT's riveting classic Rizzoli & Isles.  Ship off to Boston with us, won't you?!?<br /><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/billyeichner/status/812141005486977024?lang=en" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/billyeichner/status/812141005486977024?lang=en</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10589610</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2017 03:53:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10589610/rizzoli_and_isles.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The man, the myth, the LEGEND - this week, we humbly welcome friend of the show STEVE DYER to help us dissect TNT's riveting classic Rizzoli &amp; Isles.  Ship off to Boston with us, won't you?!?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The man, the myth, the LEGEND - this week, we humbly welcome friend of the show STEVE DYER to help us dissect TNT's riveting classic Rizzoli & Isles.  Ship off to Boston with us, won't you?!?<br /><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/billyeichner/status/812141005486977024?lang=en" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/billyeichner/status/812141005486977024?lang=en</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5048</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,rizzoliandisles</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 36: Inuyasha</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-36-inuyasha--10350448</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we dive into our first ANIME. INUYASHA follows the adventures of a 15-year-old girl who is transported to feudal Japan after falling down a time-warp well in her backyard, where she befriends a half-demon dog named Inuyasha. Yes, this is what you've been waiting for. How big are our anime sword dicks? What childhood trauma could've caused Lia to be so disgusted by animation in general? Is the show's main villain a severed head in a spiderweb, whose heart-made-flesh is a talking baby? PLUS: valuable tax information that might save you a few bucks.<br /><br />*This episode of Spoiling Ourselves is brought to you by pornography. Pornography: it's okay if you're late for work!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10350448</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:00:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10350448/inuyasha.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we dive into our first ANIME. INUYASHA follows the adventures of a 15-year-old girl who is transported to feudal Japan after falling down a time-warp well in her backyard, where she befriends a half-demon dog named...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves, we dive into our first ANIME. INUYASHA follows the adventures of a 15-year-old girl who is transported to feudal Japan after falling down a time-warp well in her backyard, where she befriends a half-demon dog named Inuyasha. Yes, this is what you've been waiting for. How big are our anime sword dicks? What childhood trauma could've caused Lia to be so disgusted by animation in general? Is the show's main villain a severed head in a spiderweb, whose heart-made-flesh is a talking baby? PLUS: valuable tax information that might save you a few bucks.<br /><br />*This episode of Spoiling Ourselves is brought to you by pornography. Pornography: it's okay if you're late for work!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3667</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anime,comedy,funny,inuyasha,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 35: Ugly Betty (feat. Sam Gordon)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-35-ugly-betty-feat-sam-gordon--10272165</link><description><![CDATA[THIS WEEK on SPOILING OURSELVES, we watched the first and last episodes of Ugly Betty! What are our fantasy body modifications? Is 4 years enough time for a manicure to wear off? Can ANYONE be attractive with just a little bit of creative effort? Tune in to find out!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10272165</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2017 22:50:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10272165/ugly_betty_updated.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>THIS WEEK on SPOILING OURSELVES, we watched the first and last episodes of Ugly Betty! What are our fantasy body modifications? Is 4 years enough time for a manicure to wear off? Can ANYONE be attractive with just a little bit of creative effort? Tune...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[THIS WEEK on SPOILING OURSELVES, we watched the first and last episodes of Ugly Betty! What are our fantasy body modifications? Is 4 years enough time for a manicure to wear off? Can ANYONE be attractive with just a little bit of creative effort? Tune in to find out!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3683</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,tv,uglybetty</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 34: Kitchen Confidential</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-34-kitchen-confidential--10187079</link><description><![CDATA[This week we watched the first and last eps of KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL, the ill-fated 2005 Bradley Cooper vehicle based on Anthony Bourdain's bestselling memoir, "Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly." If that description alone doesn't pique your interest, we're not sure what will.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10187079</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2016 02:48:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10187079/kitchen_confidential.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we watched the first and last eps of KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL, the ill-fated 2005 Bradley Cooper vehicle based on Anthony Bourdain's bestselling memoir, "Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly." If that description alone...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we watched the first and last eps of KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL, the ill-fated 2005 Bradley Cooper vehicle based on Anthony Bourdain's bestselling memoir, "Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly." If that description alone doesn't pique your interest, we're not sure what will.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3117</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,kitchenconfidential,podcast,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 33: Lie to Me</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-33-lie-to-me--10094796</link><description><![CDATA[Did we really watch the first and last episodes of Lie to Me this week - OR ARE WE LYING?!?! There's only one way to find out - go back in time, break into our home, install a secret camera before we record the podcast, leave without being seen, break into our home a second time at a later date to retrieve the camera, go home, spend years studying microexpressions and human psychology, review and interpret the footage, time travel again back to present day, and comment your findings on iTunes.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10094796</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2016 04:53:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10094796/lie_to_me_final.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did we really watch the first and last episodes of Lie to Me this week - OR ARE WE LYING?!?! There's only one way to find out - go back in time, break into our home, install a secret camera before we record the podcast, leave without being seen, break...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did we really watch the first and last episodes of Lie to Me this week - OR ARE WE LYING?!?! There's only one way to find out - go back in time, break into our home, install a secret camera before we record the podcast, leave without being seen, break into our home a second time at a later date to retrieve the camera, go home, spend years studying microexpressions and human psychology, review and interpret the footage, time travel again back to present day, and comment your findings on iTunes.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3631</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,lietome,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 32: The Newsroom (feat. Tyler Corey)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-32-the-newsroom-feat-tyler-corey--10001895</link><description><![CDATA[This week, we're happy to welcome our good friend and lover Tyler back into the fold! Tyler's back in town to settle some disputes for us: since Men of the Sea operates as a four-person Senate, we're often split 50-50 when voting on important issues, so Tyler functions as our Vice President, with the singular purpose of breaking ties. We're also talking a medium amount about The Newsroom.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10001895</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2016 03:15:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10001895/the_newsroom.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, we're happy to welcome our good friend and lover Tyler back into the fold! Tyler's back in town to settle some disputes for us: since Men of the Sea operates as a four-person Senate, we're often split 50-50 when voting on important issues,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, we're happy to welcome our good friend and lover Tyler back into the fold! Tyler's back in town to settle some disputes for us: since Men of the Sea operates as a four-person Senate, we're often split 50-50 when voting on important issues, so Tyler functions as our Vice President, with the singular purpose of breaking ties. We're also talking a medium amount about The Newsroom.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3264</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,television,thenewsroom</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 31: Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-31-ned-s-declassified-school-survival-guide--9884392</link><description><![CDATA[This week we're talking about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - but honestly, that's the least of our concerns, because this week we've also received another letter from Dan Shecklesworth. WHO ARE YOU, DAN? HOW DID YOU GET OUR ADDRESS? Why won't you send us a list of demands, as we've asked you SO many times? We're prepared to do whatever it takes to figure out your true identity. Why is everything you send Maine-themed but postmarked from Florida, or Florida-themed but postmarked from Maine??? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9884392</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2016 03:16:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9884392/ned_s_declassified_school_survival_guide.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we're talking about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - but honestly, that's the least of our concerns, because this week we've also received another letter from Dan Shecklesworth. WHO ARE YOU, DAN? HOW DID YOU GET OUR ADDRESS? Why...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we're talking about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - but honestly, that's the least of our concerns, because this week we've also received another letter from Dan Shecklesworth. WHO ARE YOU, DAN? HOW DID YOU GET OUR ADDRESS? Why won't you send us a list of demands, as we've asked you SO many times? We're prepared to do whatever it takes to figure out your true identity. Why is everything you send Maine-themed but postmarked from Florida, or Florida-themed but postmarked from Maine??? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3071</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,nedsdeclassified,nickelodeon,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0485154db65cf0d9749416870138f150.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 30: The West Wing (feat. Ben Meyerson)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-30-the-west-wing-feat-ben-meyerson--9761173</link><description><![CDATA[CJ's taken a vow of silence this week, but lucky for us we've got special guest Ben Meyerson to help fill in! Listen up to hear our made-up Sorkin monologues, our lyrics to the West Wing theme song, and soon-to-be fan-favorite game West Wing vs. Westworld. Live to tape from our underground grotto, we're 30, flirty and thriving!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9761173</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2016 03:03:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9761173/the_west_wing.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>CJ's taken a vow of silence this week, but lucky for us we've got special guest Ben Meyerson to help fill in! Listen up to hear our made-up Sorkin monologues, our lyrics to the West Wing theme song, and soon-to-be fan-favorite game West Wing vs....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[CJ's taken a vow of silence this week, but lucky for us we've got special guest Ben Meyerson to help fill in! Listen up to hear our made-up Sorkin monologues, our lyrics to the West Wing theme song, and soon-to-be fan-favorite game West Wing vs. Westworld. Live to tape from our underground grotto, we're 30, flirty and thriving!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3057</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,tv,westwing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 29: Secret Diary of a Call Girl</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-29-secret-diary-of-a-call-girl--9656887</link><description><![CDATA[On this week's episode:<br />-What are our darkest sexual fantasies?<br />-What year does CJ plan on dying?<br />-What are our five dogs' names? (SPOILER: they're Paul, Walker, Paul Walker, Javier, and Flintstones!)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9656887</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2016 15:02:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9656887/secret_diary_of_a_call_girl.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this week's episode:
-What are our darkest sexual fantasies?
-What year does CJ plan on dying?
-What are our five dogs' names? (SPOILER: they're Paul, Walker, Paul Walker, Javier, and Flintstones!)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this week's episode:<br />-What are our darkest sexual fantasies?<br />-What year does CJ plan on dying?<br />-What are our five dogs' names? (SPOILER: they're Paul, Walker, Paul Walker, Javier, and Flintstones!)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3246</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,secretdiaryofacallgirl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 28: Breaking Bad</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-28-breaking-bad--9554638</link><description><![CDATA[We watched the first and last episodes of Breaking Bad. We do not care for Todd.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9554638</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2016 14:39:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9554638/breaking_bad.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We watched the first and last episodes of Breaking Bad. We do not care for Todd.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We watched the first and last episodes of Breaking Bad. We do not care for Todd.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2604</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>breakingbad,comedy,funny,podcast,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 27: The OC (feat. DJ Crab Dip)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-27-the-oc-feat-dj-crab-dip--9432537</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to Spoiling Ourselves, BITCH! We watched The OC, so we're talking HOT TEENS. Was Bullit the best character? Should Bullit have been the ONLY character? Which of us is more of a Ryan? Tune in, punks.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9432537</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2016 02:23:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9432537/the_oc.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Spoiling Ourselves, BITCH! We watched The OC, so we're talking HOT TEENS. Was Bullit the best character? Should Bullit have been the ONLY character? Which of us is more of a Ryan? Tune in, punks.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to Spoiling Ourselves, BITCH! We watched The OC, so we're talking HOT TEENS. Was Bullit the best character? Should Bullit have been the ONLY character? Which of us is more of a Ryan? Tune in, punks.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2986</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,podcast,theoc</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 26: The Wire</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-26-the-wire--9341796</link><description><![CDATA[This week on a very special episode of Spoiling Ourselves, our intrepid heroes celebrate the one-year anniversary of this podcast by talking about The Wire, perennial contender for greatest TV show ever. We learn a lot of nicknames, talk about our favorite TV characters and what they could've brought to the drug wars in Baltimore, plus we get a letter from an old friend. We promise that this episode is only half as dense as your average episode of The Wire]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9341796</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2016 03:02:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9341796/the_wire.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on a very special episode of Spoiling Ourselves, our intrepid heroes celebrate the one-year anniversary of this podcast by talking about The Wire, perennial contender for greatest TV show ever. We learn a lot of nicknames, talk about our...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on a very special episode of Spoiling Ourselves, our intrepid heroes celebrate the one-year anniversary of this podcast by talking about The Wire, perennial contender for greatest TV show ever. We learn a lot of nicknames, talk about our favorite TV characters and what they could've brought to the drug wars in Baltimore, plus we get a letter from an old friend. We promise that this episode is only half as dense as your average episode of The Wire]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3699</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,&amp;nbsp;podcast,television,thewire</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 25: Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (feat. Andrea Simons)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-25-don-t-trust-the-b-in-apartment-23-feat-andrea-simons--9236813</link><description><![CDATA[This week, Andrea Simons fills in for Lia after she abandons the safety and comfort of our floating trash barge. Luckily, she had also recently seen the first and last episodes of Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23, so we were able to bring you this episode. Listen in to find out how much we love James Van Der Beek.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9236813</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2016 02:15:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9236813/don_t_trust_the_b_in_apt_23.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, Andrea Simons fills in for Lia after she abandons the safety and comfort of our floating trash barge. Luckily, she had also recently seen the first and last episodes of Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23, so we were able to bring you this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, Andrea Simons fills in for Lia after she abandons the safety and comfort of our floating trash barge. Luckily, she had also recently seen the first and last episodes of Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23, so we were able to bring you this episode. Listen in to find out how much we love James Van Der Beek.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2416</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,donttrustthebinapartment23,funny,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 24: The Cape</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-24-the-cape--9146011</link><description><![CDATA[This week our heroes take on The Cape! A 10-episode NBC superhero show that was a true testament to how little quality television CJ has watched in his life. We talk sidekicks, clothing-based superpowers, and about how bad Ryan Wynott was at acting. Ryan, if you're listening, we really don't mean any disrespect, but if you hadn't gotten this show cancelled with your terrible acting it might have turned out halfway decent.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9146011</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2016 03:22:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9146011/cape_final_2.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week our heroes take on The Cape! A 10-episode NBC superhero show that was a true testament to how little quality television CJ has watched in his life. We talk sidekicks, clothing-based superpowers, and about how bad Ryan Wynott was at acting....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week our heroes take on The Cape! A 10-episode NBC superhero show that was a true testament to how little quality television CJ has watched in his life. We talk sidekicks, clothing-based superpowers, and about how bad Ryan Wynott was at acting. Ryan, if you're listening, we really don't mean any disrespect, but if you hadn't gotten this show cancelled with your terrible acting it might have turned out halfway decent.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2341</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,television,thecape</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 23: Veronica Mars</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-23-veronica-mars--9063854</link><description><![CDATA[What’s up, Marshmallows?! This week we’re coming at you LIVE to tape from the belly of a whale. We’re also talking about Veronica Mars, one of Lia and Jack’s all-time favorite shows! We meet the original party worm Dick Casablancas, do our best Al Pacino impressions, and get some mail from God, our personal mailman - tune in OR ELSE!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9063854</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2016 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9063854/veronica_mars.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What’s up, Marshmallows?! This week we’re coming at you LIVE to tape from the belly of a whale. We’re also talking about Veronica Mars, one of Lia and Jack’s all-time favorite shows! We meet the original party worm Dick Casablancas, do our best Al...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What’s up, Marshmallows?! This week we’re coming at you LIVE to tape from the belly of a whale. We’re also talking about Veronica Mars, one of Lia and Jack’s all-time favorite shows! We meet the original party worm Dick Casablancas, do our best Al Pacino impressions, and get some mail from God, our personal mailman - tune in OR ELSE!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2855</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,veronicamars</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 22: Kings</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-22-kings--8956698</link><description><![CDATA[This week we're talkin' 'bout KINGS, a show that ran on NBC for one season back in ye ole 2009. We'll also be talkin' 'bout GOD, since this show - a modern-day retelling of the biblical story of King David - was ALL up in that. How would Jack take back the Holy Land? Has Sam been a 65 year old rabbi this entire time? Tune in for answers to these questions and more - coming at you LIVE (to tape) from the penthouse suite of The Plaza Hotel!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8956698</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2016 22:21:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8956698/kings_final.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we're talkin' 'bout KINGS, a show that ran on NBC for one season back in ye ole 2009. We'll also be talkin' 'bout GOD, since this show - a modern-day retelling of the biblical story of King David - was ALL up in that. How would Jack take...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we're talkin' 'bout KINGS, a show that ran on NBC for one season back in ye ole 2009. We'll also be talkin' 'bout GOD, since this show - a modern-day retelling of the biblical story of King David - was ALL up in that. How would Jack take back the Holy Land? Has Sam been a 65 year old rabbi this entire time? Tune in for answers to these questions and more - coming at you LIVE (to tape) from the penthouse suite of The Plaza Hotel!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2788</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,kings,nbc,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 21: Alphas</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-21-alphas--8860140</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves we watched Syfy Channel's blatant Heroes rip-off Alphas, where we discussed the difference between highly unrealistic "powers" and scientifically plausible "abilities". We also try very hard not to offend people on the autism spectrum, plus Jack absolutely trounced Sam in a crucial game of Who Fuck Who because he actually paid attention while we were watching this garbage excuse for a television show.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8860140</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2016 23:08:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8860140/alphas_1_2.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves we watched Syfy Channel's blatant Heroes rip-off Alphas, where we discussed the difference between highly unrealistic "powers" and scientifically plausible "abilities". We also try very hard not to offend people on the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves we watched Syfy Channel's blatant Heroes rip-off Alphas, where we discussed the difference between highly unrealistic "powers" and scientifically plausible "abilities". We also try very hard not to offend people on the autism spectrum, plus Jack absolutely trounced Sam in a crucial game of Who Fuck Who because he actually paid attention while we were watching this garbage excuse for a television show.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2852</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alphas,comedy,funny,&amp;nbsp;podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 20: Saved By The Bell</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-20-saved-by-the-bell--8763872</link><description><![CDATA[It's Episode 20! The big two-oh! Il Duce! Tune in this week to get our comprehensive, definitive opinion on oldie and goodie, Saved By The Bell. We'll find out how many women have allegedly slept with Screech, AND how many men he's allegedly stabbed! Plus, we'll read an extra-special mailbag letter from an angry, confused fan of the Portland Sea Dogs. Tune in for all that and more - and don't forget to buy Lia's memoir, I Was A Teenage Bitch, on shelves nationwide next fall!<br /><br />(If you want to check out the relationship chart we talk about during the show, the link's right here: <a href="http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sbtb.jpg)" rel="noopener">http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sbtb.jpg)</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8763872</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2016 02:38:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8763872/saved_by_the_bell.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's Episode 20! The big two-oh! Il Duce! Tune in this week to get our comprehensive, definitive opinion on oldie and goodie, Saved By The Bell. We'll find out how many women have allegedly slept with Screech, AND how many men he's allegedly stabbed!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's Episode 20! The big two-oh! Il Duce! Tune in this week to get our comprehensive, definitive opinion on oldie and goodie, Saved By The Bell. We'll find out how many women have allegedly slept with Screech, AND how many men he's allegedly stabbed! Plus, we'll read an extra-special mailbag letter from an angry, confused fan of the Portland Sea Dogs. Tune in for all that and more - and don't forget to buy Lia's memoir, I Was A Teenage Bitch, on shelves nationwide next fall!<br /><br />(If you want to check out the relationship chart we talk about during the show, the link's right here: <a href="http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sbtb.jpg)" rel="noopener">http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sbtb.jpg)</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2705</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,savedbythebell,screech</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 19: Digimon: Digital Monsters (feat. Tyler Corey and Sam Gordon)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-19-digimon-digital-monsters-feat-tyler-corey-and-sam-gordon--8666376</link><description><![CDATA[This week, our episode is hijacked by two visitors from the digital realm! With the help of Tyler Corey and Kurt Handsomehat (Sam Gordon), we're diving into all things Digimon. How do Digimon stack up against Pokémon - and more importantly, Big Bad Beetleborgs? When you're judging a man's attractiveness, does it really all come down to his pubes? TUNE IN - His Lord Diginess COMPELLS you!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8666376</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2016 23:33:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8666376/digimon_final.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, our episode is hijacked by two visitors from the digital realm! 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TUNE IN - His Lord Diginess COMPELLS you!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2821</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,digimon,funny,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 18: Kid Nation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-18-kid-nation--8516556</link><description><![CDATA[We watched the first and last episodes of the first (and only) season of KID NATION, and we're here to break it all down for you. What happens when you leave 40 kids in a ghost town to create their own society without ANY adults? 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Apparently they'll be mostly responsible, save for a few speed-based masturbation contests. #KIDNATION! #consent.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2267</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cbs,comedy,funny,kidnation,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 17: Battlestar Galactica</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-17-battlestar-galactica--8404054</link><description><![CDATA[Beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop CYLONS!!!!!!!! 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We watched the first and last episodes of Battlestar Galactica, and we are very confused.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2789</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>battlestargalactica,comedy,funny,podcast,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 16: Zoey 101</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-16-zoey-101--8284971</link><description><![CDATA[This week we're taking you to Pacific Coast Academy to cover everyone's favorite early-2000s Nickelodeon teen drama, Zoey 101! Did you know that one of Zoey's friends is a mad scientist, whose inventions often bend the laws of time and space? Is it appropriate to keep spare cans of Chef Boyardee in your cleavage? 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ZOEY & CHASE 4 EVA, YOU BUTTHEADS!!!!!!!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2619</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,television,zoey101</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 15: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-15-terminator-the-sarah-connor-chronicles--8181457</link><description><![CDATA[Ever wondered what was up with that Terminator show on Fox? We watched the first and last episodes, so we'll give you the full picture. Did you know this show starred Lena Headey, who plays Cersei on Game of Thrones? Did you know that Summer Glau was brought into this world to be every nerd's wet dream? Why does everyone keep wasting their bullets on UNSTOPPABLE MACHINES? Tune in for all this and more!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8181457</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2016 03:30:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8181457/terminator_the_sarah_connor_chronicles.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ever wondered what was up with that Terminator show on Fox? We watched the first and last episodes, so we'll give you the full picture. Did you know this show starred Lena Headey, who plays Cersei on Game of Thrones? Did you know that Summer Glau was...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ever wondered what was up with that Terminator show on Fox? We watched the first and last episodes, so we'll give you the full picture. Did you know this show starred Lena Headey, who plays Cersei on Game of Thrones? Did you know that Summer Glau was brought into this world to be every nerd's wet dream? Why does everyone keep wasting their bullets on UNSTOPPABLE MACHINES? Tune in for all this and more!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2665</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,terminator,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 14: Power Rangers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-14-power-rangers--8057464</link><description><![CDATA[Go Go Power Rangers!!! This week we're talking about the first installment in the Power Rangers saga - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Why do the Rangers get their power from dinosaurs? Just how racist was this show? Will Sam convince us that Big Bad Beetleborgs was truly a better program? Tune in for all that and more!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8057464</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2016 18:16:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/8057464/power_rangers_final.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Go Go Power Rangers!!! This week we're talking about the first installment in the Power Rangers saga - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Why do the Rangers get their power from dinosaurs? Just how racist was this show? Will Sam convince us that Big Bad...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Go Go Power Rangers!!! This week we're talking about the first installment in the Power Rangers saga - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Why do the Rangers get their power from dinosaurs? Just how racist was this show? Will Sam convince us that Big Bad Beetleborgs was truly a better program? Tune in for all that and more!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2641</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast,power,rangers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7e3b5973df4afaefeb33185994cdc410.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 13: Glee</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-13-glee--7948176</link><description><![CDATA[Tune in this week for our thoughts on GLEE, a show we all agree was quite Lohan-esque in its spectacular, fiery fall from grace. Under which circumstances did GLEE cover "Thong Song"? Under which circumstances is it appropriate to go commando? 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Please write in and let CJ know, because he's a little confused on the subject.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2601</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,glee,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4dbf5d07b78fd7469257b5b7507fe96b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 12: Jersey Shore</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-12-jersey-shore--7747800</link><description><![CDATA[Fist pump! Fist pump! GTL! Tune in this week for our comprehensive, scholarly analysis of a show Sam gives 10 out of 10 hats.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7747800</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2016 04:55:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7747800/jersey_shore_final.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Fist pump! Fist pump! GTL! Tune in this week for our comprehensive, scholarly analysis of a show Sam gives 10 out of 10 hats.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fist pump! Fist pump! GTL! Tune in this week for our comprehensive, scholarly analysis of a show Sam gives 10 out of 10 hats.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2688</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,jerseyshore,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 11: The X-Files</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-11-the-x-files--7633220</link><description><![CDATA[Hot on the heels of the X-Files reboot, we're back to give you our all-encompassing, thorough and detailed analysis of the original show! Which one is Mulder and which one is Scully? Would we probe on the first date? What kind of sandwich would an alien prefer? Tune in for all that and more!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7633220</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2016 02:55:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7633220/xfiles_final.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hot on the heels of the X-Files reboot, we're back to give you our all-encompassing, thorough and detailed analysis of the original show! Which one is Mulder and which one is Scully? Would we probe on the first date? What kind of sandwich would an...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hot on the heels of the X-Files reboot, we're back to give you our all-encompassing, thorough and detailed analysis of the original show! Which one is Mulder and which one is Scully? Would we probe on the first date? What kind of sandwich would an alien prefer? Tune in for all that and more!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2537</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,xfiles,xfilesrevival</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 10: Full House</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-full-house--7509057</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves we take on the big kahuna of the sitcom world, Full House. How does this classic sitcom hold up under our judgmental eye in light of it’s upcoming reboot on Netflix? How the hell should we know - we only watched the first and last episodes!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7509057</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2016 02:41:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7509057/10_full_house.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Spoiling Ourselves we take on the big kahuna of the sitcom world, Full House. How does this classic sitcom hold up under our judgmental eye in light of it’s upcoming reboot on Netflix? How the hell should we know - we only watched the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Spoiling Ourselves we take on the big kahuna of the sitcom world, Full House. How does this classic sitcom hold up under our judgmental eye in light of it’s upcoming reboot on Netflix? How the hell should we know - we only watched the first and last episodes!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2396</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 9: Hannah Montana (feat. Tyler Corey)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9-hannah-montana-feat-tyler-corey--7509054</link><description><![CDATA[Strap in for another episode of Spoiling Ourselves, with special guest Tyler Corey! This week we tackle the incandescent Miley Cyrus star-vehicle, Hannah Montana.<br /><br />Also, Tyler wrote the theme song. Nine cheers - in three sets of three cheers - for Tyler.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7509054</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2016 02:40:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7509054/9_hannah_montana.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Strap in for another episode of Spoiling Ourselves, with special guest Tyler Corey! This week we tackle the incandescent Miley Cyrus star-vehicle, Hannah Montana.

Also, Tyler wrote the theme song. Nine cheers - in three sets of three cheers - for Tyler.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Strap in for another episode of Spoiling Ourselves, with special guest Tyler Corey! This week we tackle the incandescent Miley Cyrus star-vehicle, Hannah Montana.<br /><br />Also, Tyler wrote the theme song. Nine cheers - in three sets of three cheers - for Tyler.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2735</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 8: Gossip Girl</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-8-gossip-girl--7509051</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode of Spoiling Ourselves, the Men of the Sea try to figure out who was behind Gossip Girl, both the TV show and the website that exists within the TV show. Turns out it was The CW (through the grace of teen drama TITAN Josh Schwartz) and Dan Humphrey, respectively. 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Not very exciting, we know, but it didn’t take us long to figure out.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2358</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 7: House</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-7-house--7509045</link><description><![CDATA[This week we watch HOUSE, get our first mailbag submission, and drink our pain away (happy birthday, Jack!).]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7509045</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2016 02:39:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7509045/7_house.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we watch HOUSE, get our first mailbag submission, and drink our pain away (happy birthday, Jack!).</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we watch HOUSE, get our first mailbag submission, and drink our pain away (happy birthday, Jack!).]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2258</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 6: Kyle XY (feat. Matt Braly)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-6-kyle-xy-feat-matt-braly--7509043</link><description><![CDATA[On a very special episode of spoiling ourselves, the gang is joined by longtime friend and part-time vagabond Matt Braly to discuss Kyle XY, the hit show on ABC about the boy with no belly button! Tune in to find out what kind of belly button each of the hosts has, plus also other interesting things?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7509043</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2016 02:38:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7509043/6_kyle_xy.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On a very special episode of spoiling ourselves, the gang is joined by longtime friend and part-time vagabond Matt Braly to discuss Kyle XY, the hit show on ABC about the boy with no belly button! Tune in to find out what kind of belly button each of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On a very special episode of spoiling ourselves, the gang is joined by longtime friend and part-time vagabond Matt Braly to discuss Kyle XY, the hit show on ABC about the boy with no belly button! Tune in to find out what kind of belly button each of the hosts has, plus also other interesting things?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2501</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 5: Sex and the City</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-5-sex-and-the-city--7509039</link><description><![CDATA[Hot off the presses, it’s the 5th episode of Spoiling Ourselves! This week, we’re asking all the important questions about Sex and the City. Should it have been called “Sex in the City”? Is CJ qualified to tell you how to raise your children? Tune in for all that and more!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7509039</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2016 02:36:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7509039/5_sex_and_the_city.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hot off the presses, it’s the 5th episode of Spoiling Ourselves! This week, we’re asking all the important questions about Sex and the City. Should it have been called “Sex in the City”? Is CJ qualified to tell you how to raise your children? Tune in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hot off the presses, it’s the 5th episode of Spoiling Ourselves! This week, we’re asking all the important questions about Sex and the City. Should it have been called “Sex in the City”? Is CJ qualified to tell you how to raise your children? Tune in for all that and more!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2584</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 4: Entourage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-4-entourage--7509030</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode we talk about HBO’s hit show Entourage, CJ does a Mike Tyson impression that everyone really loves, and we desperately go looking for sponsorship so that we can continue to feed our families.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7509030</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2016 02:34:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7509030/4_entourage.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode we talk about HBO’s hit show Entourage, CJ does a Mike Tyson impression that everyone really loves, and we desperately go looking for sponsorship so that we can continue to feed our families.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode we talk about HBO’s hit show Entourage, CJ does a Mike Tyson impression that everyone really loves, and we desperately go looking for sponsorship so that we can continue to feed our families.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2478</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 3: Buffy the Vampire Slayer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-3-buffy-the-vampire-slayer--7509025</link><description><![CDATA[Aaaaaaand it’s the third episode of Spoiling Ourselves! This week, we’re telling you all you need to know about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Check out this hot word vomit!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7509025</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2016 02:32:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7509025/3_buffy_the_vampire_slayer.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Aaaaaaand it’s the third episode of Spoiling Ourselves! This week, we’re telling you all you need to know about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Check out this hot word vomit!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Aaaaaaand it’s the third episode of Spoiling Ourselves! This week, we’re telling you all you need to know about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Check out this hot word vomit!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2086</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 2: Heroes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-2-heroes--7509008</link><description><![CDATA[Here’s the second episode of Spoiling Ourselves, the show where Men of the Sea (CJ, Sam, Lia and Jack) provide the most “definitive” “analysis” of “the greatest television shows” of “all time” – after watching only the first and last episodes of each series.<br /><br />This time, we're discussing the bright-burning star that was Heroes.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7509008</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2016 02:28:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7509008/2_heroes.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here’s the second episode of Spoiling Ourselves, the show where Men of the Sea (CJ, Sam, Lia and Jack) provide the most “definitive” “analysis” of “the greatest television shows” of “all time” – after watching only the first and last episodes of each...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here’s the second episode of Spoiling Ourselves, the show where Men of the Sea (CJ, Sam, Lia and Jack) provide the most “definitive” “analysis” of “the greatest television shows” of “all time” – after watching only the first and last episodes of each series.<br /><br />This time, we're discussing the bright-burning star that was Heroes.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2095</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 1: Friends</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-1-friends--7508999</link><description><![CDATA[Here’s the first episode of Spoiling Ourselves, the show where Men of the Sea (CJ, Sam, Lia and Jack) provide the most “definitive” “analysis” of “the greatest television shows” of “all time” – after watching only the first and last episodes of each series. <br /><br />Kicking it off with the hit TV classic: Friends.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7508999</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2016 02:26:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7508999/1_friends.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Men of the Sea</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here’s the first episode of Spoiling Ourselves, the show where Men of the Sea (CJ, Sam, Lia and Jack) provide the most “definitive” “analysis” of “the greatest television shows” of “all time” – after watching only the first and last episodes of each...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here’s the first episode of Spoiling Ourselves, the show where Men of the Sea (CJ, Sam, Lia and Jack) provide the most “definitive” “analysis” of “the greatest television shows” of “all time” – after watching only the first and last episodes of each series. <br /><br />Kicking it off with the hit TV classic: Friends.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2415</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3e8b93f499bffbc5a60deda0cb13eac0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
