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How bad are these tunes?

You'll have to play to find out! :D]]>enMusicCopyright Nikki Baxterhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b872d037ca548a352044fb07fdb7d524.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/anarchy-with-a-uke-ehWed, 23 Jun 2021 19:46:45 +0000Nikki BaxterNikki Baxterfeeds@spreaker.comHere you'll find the 'work' of Barry Barmcake... cover versions and parodies done on ukulele. How bad are these tunes? You'll have to play to find out! :D
How bad are these tunes?

You'll have to play to find out! :D]]>cleanepisodicNikki Baxterfeeds@spreaker.comHere you'll find the 'work' of Barry Barmcake... cover versions and parodies done on ukulele. How bad are these tunes? You'll have to play to find out! :DNohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/barry-barmcake-pick-it-up-electric-ukule
Yes - this is my parody of the KISS track 'Lick It Up' but done on less strings, plus there's only one of me, so I reckon I've done a good job despite lacking talent or aptitude.

Any road - here am the lyrics!

"Pick It Up"

Your dog's just cacked and someone could tread in it
Don't be a tw... twonk, why don't you bag it and bin it
Don't be a nasty pastie, listen to me
It's not too hard, it's easy you see
You can buy nappy bags for about 30p

[Chorus:]
Pick it up, pick it up, just bag that sh*te now
Pick it up, pick it up, ooh yeah
Pick it up, pick it up, come on, come on
Pick it up, pick it up

There's nothing worse than standing in dog poo
It's hard to scrape it from the bottom of your shoes
It won't kill you so just pick it up -
Pick it up, pick it up
Don't believe 'em when they say 'muck for luck'
So please don't be a right Mucky Pup

[chorus]]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/8277260Sat, 16 Apr 2016 20:22:03 +0000Nikki BaxterForget all this 'unplugged' stuff - this is me on my uke - 'plugged in' - heavier than King Kong's poo after him not having 'been' for a week! Yes - this is my parody of the KISS track 'Lick It Up' but done on less strings, plus there's only one of...
Yes - this is my parody of the KISS track 'Lick It Up' but done on less strings, plus there's only one of me, so I reckon I've done a good job despite lacking talent or aptitude.

Any road - here am the lyrics!

"Pick It Up"

Your dog's just cacked and someone could tread in it
Don't be a tw... twonk, why don't you bag it and bin it
Don't be a nasty pastie, listen to me
It's not too hard, it's easy you see
You can buy nappy bags for about 30p

[Chorus:]
Pick it up, pick it up, just bag that sh*te now
Pick it up, pick it up, ooh yeah
Pick it up, pick it up, come on, come on
Pick it up, pick it up

There's nothing worse than standing in dog poo
It's hard to scrape it from the bottom of your shoes
It won't kill you so just pick it up -
Pick it up, pick it up
Don't believe 'em when they say 'muck for luck'
So please don't be a right Mucky Pup

[chorus]]]>458kiss,barry,ukulele,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterForget all this 'unplugged' stuff - this is me on my uke - 'plugged in' - heavier than King Kong's poo after him not having 'been' for a week! Yes - this is my parody of the KISS track 'Lick It Up' but done on less strings, plus there's only one of me, so I reckon I've done a good job despite lacking talent or aptitude. Any road - here am the lyrics! "Pick It Up" Your dog's just cacked and someone could tread in it Don't be a tw... twonk, why don't you bag it and bin it Don't be a nasty pastie, listen to me It's not too hard, it's easy you see You can buy nappy bags for about 30p [Chorus:] Pick it up, pick it up, just bag that sh*te now Pick it up, pick it up, ooh yeah Pick it up, pick it up, come on, come on Pick it up, pick it up There's nothing worse than standing in dog poo It's hard to scrape it from the bottom of your shoes It won't kill you so just pick it up - Pick it up, pick it up Don't believe 'em when they say 'muck for luck' So please don't be a right Mucky Pup [chorus]Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/barry-barmcake-gradely-gradely-pies
1. Take an excellent track by "Kiss" and swap some tasty guitar sounds with a ukulele.

2. Change the lyrics and witter on about pies instead.

3. Inflict it on the world so they may share the suffering.

Have a listen - if you're expecting it to be terrible - you won't be disappointed! :D

More nonsense like this available here:

http://www.spreaker.com/show/anarchy-with-a-uke-eh]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/7281517Wed, 02 Dec 2015 07:09:43 +0000Nikki BaxterHow to ruin a perfectly good tune: 1. Take an excellent track by "Kiss" and swap some tasty guitar sounds with a ukulele. 2. Change the lyrics and witter on about pies instead. 3. Inflict it on the world so they may share the suffering. Have a...
1. Take an excellent track by "Kiss" and swap some tasty guitar sounds with a ukulele.

2. Change the lyrics and witter on about pies instead.

3. Inflict it on the world so they may share the suffering.

Have a listen - if you're expecting it to be terrible - you won't be disappointed! :D

More nonsense like this available here:

http://www.spreaker.com/show/anarchy-with-a-uke-eh]]>260radio,kiss,ukulele,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterHow to ruin a perfectly good tune: 1. Take an excellent track by "Kiss" and swap some tasty guitar sounds with a ukulele. 2. Change the lyrics and witter on about pies instead. 3. Inflict it on the world so they may share the suffering. Have a listen - if you're expecting it to be terrible - you won't be disappointed! :D More nonsense like this available here: http://www.spreaker.com/show/anarchy-with-a-uke-ehNohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/can-i-play-with-madness-ukulele-version
Hmm... don't get yer hopes up!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/6695674Sun, 27 Sep 2015 22:18:15 +0000Nikki BaxterMy favourite track of all time by IRON MAIDEN... so you'll not expect me to butcher it? Hmm... don't get yer hopes up!
Hmm... don't get yer hopes up!]]>305music,comedy,ukulele,wigan,ironmaidencleanfullNikki BaxterMy favourite track of all time by IRON MAIDEN... so you'll not expect me to butcher it? Hmm... don't get yer hopes up!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/golden-brown-ukulele-versionhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/6695436Sun, 27 Sep 2015 20:57:09 +0000Nikki BaxterMy ahem 'version' of a classic song by The Stranglers... you may want to strangle me when you hear it!284radio,music,comedy,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterMy ahem 'version' of a classic song by The Stranglers... you may want to strangle me when you hear it!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/year-zero-ukulele-versionhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/6640738Thu, 17 Sep 2015 20:50:17 +0000Nikki BaxterTake a brilliant tune by GHOST... then have some idiot with a ukulele ruin it - and here's the result!300cover,ghost,ukulele,barmcake,ghostbccleanfullNikki BaxterTake a brilliant tune by GHOST... then have some idiot with a ukulele ruin it - and here's the result!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/rasputin-ukulele-versionhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/5355535Mon, 15 Dec 2014 19:24:29 +0000Nikki BaxterTake a brilliant tune by the legendary BONEY M... then have some idiot with a ukulele ruin it - and here's the result!264radio,ukulele,wigan,barmcake,boneymcleanfullNikki BaxterTake a brilliant tune by the legendary BONEY M... then have some idiot with a ukulele ruin it - and here's the result!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/barrynoid-ukulele-spoofhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/5215384Sun, 16 Nov 2014 14:48:41 +0000Nikki BaxterDon't mistake this for the classic PARANOID by BLACK SABBATH... no, this is about me (Barry) being annoyed because my missus went to the chippy and didn't get me anything! Bugger!178radio,ukulele,blacksabbath,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterDon't mistake this for the classic PARANOID by BLACK SABBATH... no, this is about me (Barry) being annoyed because my missus went to the chippy and didn't get me anything! Bugger!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/devil-woman-on-ukulele
Remember lads, stay away from loose drink and strong women!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/5213474Sat, 15 Nov 2014 23:17:39 +0000Nikki BaxterCliff Richard's classic about a lass who's 'a bit of a wrong 'un'... Remember lads, stay away from loose drink and strong women!
Remember lads, stay away from loose drink and strong women!]]>249radio,ukulele,cliffrichard,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterCliff Richard's classic about a lass who's 'a bit of a wrong 'un'... Remember lads, stay away from loose drink and strong women!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/another-chippy-tea-brawlhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/5193928Tue, 11 Nov 2014 07:32:41 +0000Nikki BaxterA tale of oppression and 'being towd what fer t' do'... similar to ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL by PINK FLOYD - but involving a chippy tea! Serious stuff!!!143radio,comedy,ukulele,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterA tale of oppression and 'being towd what fer t' do'... similar to ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL by PINK FLOYD - but involving a chippy tea! Serious stuff!!!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/mintball-wizard
I think we know the answer... here's the proof!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/5184401Sat, 08 Nov 2014 19:31:19 +0000Nikki BaxterTwo great tunes are PINBALL WIZARD by The Who, and UNCLE JOE'S MINTBALLS by Mike Harding (the latter being about a rather famous Wigan hardboiled sweet)... but what if some idiot were to combine the two... would it be amazing, or some horrible...
I think we know the answer... here's the proof!]]>320radio,ukulele,thewho,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterTwo great tunes are PINBALL WIZARD by The Who, and UNCLE JOE'S MINTBALLS by Mike Harding (the latter being about a rather famous Wigan hardboiled sweet)... but what if some idiot were to combine the two... would it be amazing, or some horrible abomination, like what yon mon turned into in THE FLY? I think we know the answer... here's the proof!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/oh-oh-uncle-joe
I think we know the answer... here's the proof!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/5184372Sat, 08 Nov 2014 19:24:33 +0000Nikki BaxterTwo great tunes are RASPUTIN by Boney M, and UNCLE JOE'S MINTBALLS by Mike Harding (the latter being about a rather famous Wigan hardboiled sweet)... but what if some idiot were to combine the two... would it be amazing, or some horrible abomination,...
I think we know the answer... here's the proof!]]>335radio,ukulele,wigan,barmcake,boneymcleanfullNikki BaxterTwo great tunes are RASPUTIN by Boney M, and UNCLE JOE'S MINTBALLS by Mike Harding (the latter being about a rather famous Wigan hardboiled sweet)... but what if some idiot were to combine the two... would it be amazing, or some horrible abomination, like what yon mon turned into in THE FLY? I think we know the answer... here's the proof!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/when-ahm-cleanin-mintballs
I think we know the answer... here's the proof!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/5182786Sat, 08 Nov 2014 09:54:01 +0000Nikki BaxterTwo great tunes are WHEN I'M CLEANING WINDOWS by George Formby, and UNCLE JOE'S MINTBALLS by Mike Harding (the latter being about a rather famous Wigan hardboiled sweet)... but what if some idiot were to combine the two... would it be amazing, or some...
I think we know the answer... here's the proof!]]>525radio,ukulele,wigan,barmcake,georgeformbycleanfullNikki BaxterTwo great tunes are WHEN I'M CLEANING WINDOWS by George Formby, and UNCLE JOE'S MINTBALLS by Mike Harding (the latter being about a rather famous Wigan hardboiled sweet)... but what if some idiot were to combine the two... would it be amazing, or some horrible abomination, like what yon mon turned into in THE FLY? I think we know the answer... here's the proof!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/chippy-rehab-ukulele-spoofhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/5178147Fri, 07 Nov 2014 06:53:59 +0000Nikki BaxterA tale about trying to stop a Wigan Lad (i.e. me) from goowin' ter t' chippy... oh aye, like that'd EVER happen(!)239radio,ukulele,wigan,barmcake,chippycleanfullNikki BaxterA tale about trying to stop a Wigan Lad (i.e. me) from goowin' ter t' chippy... oh aye, like that'd EVER happen(!)Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/wigan-people-ukulele-spoofhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/5168226Tue, 04 Nov 2014 20:59:49 +0000Nikki BaxterSod 'The Common People' - sing along wi' the WIGAN PEOPLE instead! Champion!277radio,pulp,ukulele,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterSod 'The Common People' - sing along wi' the WIGAN PEOPLE instead! Champion!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/smash-it-up-parts-1-2-ukulele-versionhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/5138872Tue, 28 Oct 2014 20:18:50 +0000Nikki BaxterOne of my all time favourite tunes by THE DAMNED - part one being an instrumental and part 2 not being one. Champion tune and I hope I do it justice! :)288radio,ukulele,wigan,barmcake,thedamnedcleanfullNikki BaxterOne of my all time favourite tunes by THE DAMNED - part one being an instrumental and part 2 not being one. Champion tune and I hope I do it justice! :)Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/she-sells-sanctuary-and-pies-pastieshttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/5133317Mon, 27 Oct 2014 15:03:49 +0000Nikki BaxterA slightly 'altered' version of a classic rock song by cult band... THE CULT!253radio,ukulele,wigan,barmcake,thecultcleanfullNikki BaxterA slightly 'altered' version of a classic rock song by cult band... THE CULT!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/wigan-is-really-fantastichttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/5125371Sat, 25 Oct 2014 14:25:15 +0000Nikki BaxterYep... it's me basically doing a 'Wiganised' version of one of Frank Sidebottom's 'REALLY FANTASTIC' songs... all respect to the late, great Mr. Chris Sievey who was 'the man behind the mask' re: Frank, and a major influence on my music and (ahem)...127radio,ukulele,wigan,barmcake,franksidebottomcleanfullNikki BaxterYep... it's me basically doing a 'Wiganised' version of one of Frank Sidebottom's 'REALLY FANTASTIC' songs... all respect to the late, great Mr. Chris Sievey who was 'the man behind the mask' re: Frank, and a major influence on my music and (ahem) 'comedy' - you know he is... he REALLY is! Thank you.Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/pinball-wizard-ukulele-version
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Listen to this and the above may just make some sense as I ruin a classic song by THE WHO.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/5121645Fri, 24 Oct 2014 16:47:37 +0000Nikki BaxterDing-ding-ding a-ding-a-ding... DAH-DAAAW! ? Listen to this and the above may just make some sense as I ruin a classic song by THE WHO.
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Listen to this and the above may just make some sense as I ruin a classic song by THE WHO.]]>311radio,ukulele,thewho,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterDing-ding-ding a-ding-a-ding... DAH-DAAAW! ? Listen to this and the above may just make some sense as I ruin a classic song by THE WHO.Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/the-ace-of-spades-ukulele-versionhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/5057963Thu, 09 Oct 2014 10:23:47 +0000Nikki Baxter"You know I'm born to lose" say the lyrics from this MOTORHEAD classic... and when you hear my version, that's this first word you'll be thinking of - loser! :D167radio,motorhead,ukulele,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki Baxter"You know I'm born to lose" say the lyrics from this MOTORHEAD classic... and when you hear my version, that's this first word you'll be thinking of - loser! :DNohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/here-come-the-pies-ukulele-parodyhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/5053705Wed, 08 Oct 2014 07:53:40 +0000Nikki BaxterOne of my favourite songs by THE BEATLES - "Here Comes The Sun" as you've never heard it before - i.e. 'spoofed' and done badly with the assistance of a ukulele!228radio,beatles,ukulele,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterOne of my favourite songs by THE BEATLES - "Here Comes The Sun" as you've never heard it before - i.e. 'spoofed' and done badly with the assistance of a ukulele!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/when-im-sixty-four-ukulele-versionhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/5046391Mon, 06 Oct 2014 10:45:36 +0000Nikki BaxterYet another classic from THE BEATLES that's been mauled about, re-fettled and buggered up thanks to me and my trusty ukulele!196radio,beatles,ukulele,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterYet another classic from THE BEATLES that's been mauled about, re-fettled and buggered up thanks to me and my trusty ukulele!Nohttps://www.spreaker.com/user/barrybarmcake/maxwells-silver-hammer-on-ukulele_3https://api.spreaker.com/episode/5017356Sun, 28 Sep 2014 17:50:42 +0000Nikki BaxterJust me and my ukulele destroying yet another classic song - this time, that ruddy DARK yet jolly little tale of murder by THE BEATLES470radio,beatles,thebeatles,wigan,barmcakecleanfullNikki BaxterJust me and my ukulele destroying yet another classic song - this time, that ruddy DARK yet jolly little tale of murder by THE BEATLESNo