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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Hive Noise</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/hive-noise</link><description><![CDATA[Listen along with Dirk and Dmitri as they host Hive Noise featured segments, comedy skits, guest appearances, and audio submissions from listeners. Then, visit our website to participate and submit your own audio content for possible inclusion in a future show! 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We want your creativity, originality, weirdness, criticism, comments… almost anything you can think of.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><googleplay:author>Hive Noise</googleplay:author><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e1f19c2c7b37bf40f194a1f5e5b7476c.jpg"/><googleplay:email>feeds@spreaker.com</googleplay:email><googleplay:description>Listen along with Dirk and Dmitri as they host Hive Noise featured segments, comedy skits, guest appearances, and audio submissions from listeners. Then, visit our website to participate and submit your own audio content for possible inclusion in a future show! We want your creativity, originality, weirdness, criticism, comments… almost anything you can think of.</googleplay:description><googleplay:category text="Comedy"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit><item><title>018 - We're All Too Lazy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/hivenoise/018-were-all-too-lazy</link><description><![CDATA[Hive Noise departs from its regular programming, again, because everyone's been too lazy to mix up another fun show.  Instead, Steve takes over to showcase his favorite moments from the past 10 episodes.  (He doesn't sound too happy about it, either.  Steve?  Are you OK?)  In the meantime, leave your feedback at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next REAL show!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">eadf775b6c7e3f2a0116d9e552803fd3</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2015 02:44:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/7061305/018_hive_noise_comedy_podcast.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hive Noise</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hive Noise departs from its regular programming, again, because everyone's been too lazy to mix up another fun show.  Instead, Steve takes over to showcase his favorite moments from the past 10 episodes.  (He doesn't sound too happy about it, either....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hive Noise departs from its regular programming, again, because everyone's been too lazy to mix up another fun show.  Instead, Steve takes over to showcase his favorite moments from the past 10 episodes.  (He doesn't sound too happy about it, either.  Steve?  Are you OK?)  In the meantime, leave your feedback at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next REAL show!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2408</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>sex,comedy,dr,god,beer,what,francis,buddha</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Hive Noise</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Hive Noise departs from its regular programming, again, because everyone's been too lazy to mix up another fun show.  Instead, Steve takes over to showcase his favorite moments from the past 10 episodes.  (He doesn't sound too happy about it, either.  Steve?  Are you OK?)  In the meantime, leave your feedback at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next REAL show!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>017 - Steve’s Gay Pride Summer Spectacular</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/hivenoise/017-steve-s-gay-pride-summer-spectacular</link><description><![CDATA[Hive Noise departs from its regular programming to bring you a special Summer Spectacular show!  While Steve’s off to celebrate Gay Pride, we have lots of Audience Feedback to share, Dirk and Dmitri heckle you-know-who, plus many more surprises!  Leave your creative input at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next show!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">398e38c5acc62b6b49b6dcecb0f1dff2</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2015 21:13:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6495801/017_hive_noise_comedy_podcast.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hive Noise</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hive Noise departs from its regular programming to bring you a special Summer Spectacular show!  While Steve’s off to celebrate Gay Pride, we have lots of Audience Feedback to share, Dirk and Dmitri heckle you-know-who, plus many more surprises!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hive Noise departs from its regular programming to bring you a special Summer Spectacular show!  While Steve’s off to celebrate Gay Pride, we have lots of Audience Feedback to share, Dirk and Dmitri heckle you-know-who, plus many more surprises!  Leave your creative input at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next show!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2059</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,summer,gay,roller,coaster,july,gardens,busch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Hive Noise</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Hive Noise departs from its regular programming to bring you a special Summer Spectacular show!  While Steve’s off to celebrate Gay Pride, we have lots of Audience Feedback to share, Dirk and Dmitri heckle you-know-who, plus many more surprises!  Leave your creative input at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next show!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>016 - Crack Is Whack</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/hivenoise/016-crack-is-whack</link><description><![CDATA[Hive Noise is bringing more podcasting fun to your earholes!  In this episode, the Angry Anus returns, Hector ponders more lumberjack violence, and PJ Tetweiller delivers a drug-filled sermon!  Plus, Habeeb and Sanjay reveal their latest business plan, Steve’s Rolling Reporter wastes more time, Hive Noise News has a special report, and we listen to more of your Audience Feedback!  Leave yours at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next show!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d89f964bc08dd86878737c29325c421a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2015 03:28:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/6151280/016_hive_noise_comedy_podcast.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hive Noise</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hive Noise is bringing more podcasting fun to your earholes!  In this episode, the Angry Anus returns, Hector ponders more lumberjack violence, and PJ Tetweiller delivers a drug-filled sermon!  Plus, Habeeb and Sanjay reveal their latest business...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hive Noise is bringing more podcasting fun to your earholes!  In this episode, the Angry Anus returns, Hector ponders more lumberjack violence, and PJ Tetweiller delivers a drug-filled sermon!  Plus, Habeeb and Sanjay reveal their latest business plan, Steve’s Rolling Reporter wastes more time, Hive Noise News has a special report, and we listen to more of your Audience Feedback!  Leave yours at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next show!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2343</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>jesus,marijuana,anus,mormons,crack,lumberjack</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Hive Noise</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Hive Noise is bringing more podcasting fun to your earholes!  In this episode, the Angry Anus returns, Hector ponders more lumberjack violence, and PJ Tetweiller delivers a drug-filled sermon!  Plus, Habeeb and Sanjay reveal their latest business plan, Steve’s Rolling Reporter wastes more time, Hive Noise News has a special report, and we listen to more of your Audience Feedback!  Leave yours at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next show!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>015 - Alice Cooper &amp; Dr. What?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/hivenoise/015-alice-cooper-dr-what</link><description><![CDATA[Hive Noise brings more celebrities than you can handle, with Alice Cooper (sort of), Don Pardo (not really), and Jeff Bridges - in an advertising kinda way.  Listen to an alternate McDonald’s Super Bowl ad and go behind the scenes at a Starbucks training center.  Plus, more Rolling Reporter, Steve’s Poetry Corner, and tons of audience feedback from you!  Leave your creative input at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next show!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">43dc3c99436b3164cb48bc2f56287c01</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2015 21:45:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/5917410/015_hive_noise_comedy_podcast.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hive Noise</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hive Noise brings more celebrities than you can handle, with Alice Cooper (sort of), Don Pardo (not really), and Jeff Bridges - in an advertising kinda way.  Listen to an alternate McDonald’s Super Bowl ad and go behind the scenes at a Starbucks...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hive Noise brings more celebrities than you can handle, with Alice Cooper (sort of), Don Pardo (not really), and Jeff Bridges - in an advertising kinda way.  Listen to an alternate McDonald’s Super Bowl ad and go behind the scenes at a Starbucks training center.  Plus, more Rolling Reporter, Steve’s Poetry Corner, and tons of audience feedback from you!  Leave your creative input at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next show!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2563</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cooper,don,mcdonalds,starbucks,alice,pardo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Hive Noise</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Hive Noise brings more celebrities than you can handle, with Alice Cooper (sort of), Don Pardo (not really), and Jeff Bridges - in an advertising kinda way.  Listen to an alternate McDonald’s Super Bowl ad and go behind the scenes at a Starbucks training center.  Plus, more Rolling Reporter, Steve’s Poetry Corner, and tons of audience feedback from you!  Leave your creative input at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next show!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>014 - Angry Kim Jong-un</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/hivenoise/014-angry-kim-jong-un</link><description><![CDATA[Holiday hangovers complete, Hive Noise is back for 2015!  Join Dirk, Dmitri, and Steve as they welcome Don Swanson as a new sponsor, pilot the new Angry Anus sitcom, and check in with Hector the Lumberjack.  Plus, we listen in on Kim Jong-un’s secret hacking lair, feature you in a new Audience Feedback, and tons more!  Leave your creative input at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next show!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/5586594</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2015 21:19:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/5586594/014_hive_noise_comedy_podcast.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hive Noise</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Holiday hangovers complete, Hive Noise is back for 2015!  Join Dirk, Dmitri, and Steve as they welcome Don Swanson as a new sponsor, pilot the new Angry Anus sitcom, and check in with Hector the Lumberjack.  Plus, we listen in on Kim Jong-un’s secret...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Holiday hangovers complete, Hive Noise is back for 2015!  Join Dirk, Dmitri, and Steve as they welcome Don Swanson as a new sponsor, pilot the new Angry Anus sitcom, and check in with Hector the Lumberjack.  Plus, we listen in on Kim Jong-un’s secret hacking lair, feature you in a new Audience Feedback, and tons more!  Leave your creative input at 724-374-3380 or at our website hivenoise.com and be on the next show!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1877</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>poetry,guns,violence,kim,anus,jongun</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Hive Noise</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Holiday hangovers complete, Hive Noise is back for 2015!  Join Dirk, Dmitri, and Steve as they welcome Don Swanson as a new sponsor, pilot the new Angry Anus sitcom, and check in with Hector the Lumberjack.  Plus, we listen in on Kim Jong-un’s secret hacking lair, feature you in a new Audience Feedback, and tons more! 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It’s another episode from your friends at Hive Noise! This time, find out what happens to loney tech. support folks when call volume is low, learn about the latest dating app, of sorts, and find out what’s going on with BJ Tetweiller. Plus, Chinese food, poetry, and we listen to your input and roll call messages!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/5841589</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2014 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/5841589/192323_009_we_piss_off_steve.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hive Noise</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hooray! It’s another episode from your friends at Hive Noise! This time, find out what happens to loney tech. support folks when call volume is low, learn about the latest dating app, of sorts, and find out what’s going on with BJ Tetweiller. Plus,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hooray! It’s another episode from your friends at Hive Noise! This time, find out what happens to loney tech. support folks when call volume is low, learn about the latest dating app, of sorts, and find out what’s going on with BJ Tetweiller. Plus, Chinese food, poetry, and we listen to your input and roll call messages!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1466</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,tech,chinese,noise,food,support,booze,sketch,skit,hive,chinchilla</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Hive Noise</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Hooray! It’s another episode from your friends at Hive Noise! This time, find out what happens to loney tech. support folks when call volume is low, learn about the latest dating app, of sorts, and find out what’s going on with BJ Tetweiller. Plus, Chinese food, poetry, and we listen to your input and roll call messages!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>008 - Comedy Slackers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/hivenoise/008-comedy-slackers_1</link><description><![CDATA[After a brief hiatus, the boys find new ones and are back with another Hive Noise comedy podcast! Meet Frank Castille and learn about his 8-step wealth program! Steve’s Rolling Reporter segment reports from a gentlemen’s club! More messages from you! Plus, God eats a sandwich, Steve’s friend visits the studio, and much more hilarity ensues!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/5841591</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2014 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/5841591/169376_008_comedy_slackers.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Hive Noise</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After a brief hiatus, the boys find new ones and are back with another Hive Noise comedy podcast! Meet Frank Castille and learn about his 8-step wealth program! Steve’s Rolling Reporter segment reports from a gentlemen’s club! More messages from you!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After a brief hiatus, the boys find new ones and are back with another Hive Noise comedy podcast! Meet Frank Castille and learn about his 8-step wealth program! Steve’s Rolling Reporter segment reports from a gentlemen’s club! More messages from you! Plus, God eats a sandwich, Steve’s friend visits the studio, and much more hilarity ensues!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1866</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,money,god,beer,sketch,strippers,hivenoise</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Hive Noise</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>After a brief hiatus, the boys find new ones and are back with another Hive Noise comedy podcast! Meet Frank Castille and learn about his 8-step wealth program! Steve’s Rolling Reporter segment reports from a gentlemen’s club! More messages from you! Plus, God eats a sandwich, Steve’s friend visits the studio, and much more hilarity ensues!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>007 - Steve's Rad Memorabilia Mix</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/hivenoise/007-steves-rad-memorabilia-mix_1</link><description><![CDATA[Steve here! I'm taking over the show since Dirk & Dmitri are off galavanting on a beach somewhere with their significant others. That leaves me in charge, because I pay the bills anyway. 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Here are some of my favorite bits from past episodes of Hive Noise!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1896</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,elvis,satan,batman,sketch,mormon,hivenoise</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Hive Noise</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Steve here! I'm taking over the show since Dirk &amp; Dmitri are off galavanting on a beach somewhere with their significant others. That leaves me in charge, because I pay the bills anyway. Here are some of my favorite bits from past episodes of Hive Noise!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb01bfa8643f170ac60267ac08f22ec.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item></channel></rss>
