"Selective Service is stage one of the draft. It's the shopping list. Stage two is when they start calling people up. Stage three is when they send you to war. That's the consumption stage."

"I'm not going to shoot you right now, I'm just aiming the gun. That's just not good enough."

"When a girl plays with Batman, Batman becomes the girl. He sits down at the tea party and politely eats cake."

"You can't unslop slop."

Brian, Hannah Wallen and Dr Randomercam on the Selective Service System going automated — pulling names straight from federal databases — and why a draft register nobody has to fill in is a shopping list nobody consented to being on.

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