We've all had tired eyes and we typically treat them with drops. Except this Scottish man who thought a massage gun worked good enough on his muscles he thought he would give it a go on his bare eyeball. For 8 months. Vultures have discovered suburbia and are wining and dining ...and pooping...on everything. A school district in NY thought it was not going to be a problem to have a self-described and proud DRAG QUEEN on their school board to serve as a Vice President. What could go wrong?

In this Midweek BONUS Episode....

• Scottish Man Uses Massage Gun On His Tired Eyeballs—It Went As Well As Expected
• A Lot of “Pork” Was “Dumped” Onto A State Highway As Pigs Scramble Following Big Rig Roll-Over Crash
• Chinese Mushrooms Cause Hallucinations That Make You See Tiny People
• SHOCKFACE! NY Drag Queen and School Board VP Arrested on Child Porn Charges
• Proteinmaxxing Trend Has Left Supermarkets Short of—Cottage Cheese
• Hamptons Mansion Gets an Unexpected Pool Guest: An Uber
• MD Woman Angry Over Taco Bell Wait Time Flashed Gun, Challenged Workers to Fight Outside
• Woman Dumps Date Who Wanted To Take Home Her Leftovers
• How Do You LOSE a GIRAFFE? “Gracie” Missing For Nearly 2 Weeks—$5,000 Reward Offered—Before Being Found 4-mi From Home
• Man Comes Out Of House To Find 2 Kangaroos In An All-Out Slugfest
• A 96-y/o TikTok Star Claims She’s Being “Kicked Out” Of Nursing Home Over Wild Parties
• WV Woman Tried To Steal Vehicle While Leaving Her 5-y/o Son Alone
• Naked North Carolina Man Interrupts Morning Commute Along I-85 In GA
• Florida Man LITERALLY Runs Circles Around Deputy During Traffic Stop
• Florida Man Conducts Traffic Stop On Undercover Sheriff’s Deputy
• Good News: No Brain Cancer—Bad News: You Have LIVE WORMS
• Neighborhood Under Attack...By Pooping Vultures
• Convenience Store Workers Laugh Knife-Wielding Thief Out Of The Store
• Can A Waffle House Window Be Too Delicious? One Lawsuit Says Yes
• NJ Middle School Recalls Yearbooks After Hitler Baby Photo Discovered
• God Makes People Eat More Junk Food: Allegedly

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