If your truck is lifted so much that you are driving over other cars...Lamborghini Huracán...maybe go with a half-ton. If you believed the urban legend of where a Chinese restaurant was the cat population was low, you might rethink that notion after you find out what was sitting next to the food at the "China Queen" in Pineville, LA. If you're vacationing in Florence, Italy and admiring the ancient sculptures... keep your hands to yourself. Especially if it's the genitals of a statue that was created 460 years ago. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Gureo" is getting old and senile--he "just remembered" he has to be at "Little Pancho's" Homeschool Graduation and so he isn't available for this weekend episode. But that doesn't mean all is lost! I've thrown in some surprises to keep you entertained...

In this Weekend Episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind…] Federal Surveillance Tech Becomes Mandatory in New Cars by 2027
• Teachers Share the Stupidest Things Their Students Have Ever Done
• Family Clones Deceased Man With AI To Protect 80-y/o Mom From Grief
• FL Woman Didn’t See Lamborghini In Parking Spot In Front Of Her Lifted Truck—So She Drove OVER It
• Teen Girl Fires Cop’s Lost Gun, Mistaken As A Prop At A Gaming Center
• Roadkill Found in The Freezer of a Chinese Restaurant In Louisiana
• NY Bakery Shows Support For Buffalo Sabres With “X-Rated” Bread
• Woman Damages 16th-Century Statue By Trying To Touch Its Penis

I'm introducing a special segment this week since the show is short-handed... It's the Weekend Round-Up with a "lightning round" of a few newsmakers from the week! And since there's the absence of "Pancho", this week, I'll "ASK A CALLER" whether it's still socially acceptable to spank your children. This, after last week's observance of "National Spank Out Day"!


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