I have finally found the term for the way I make my eggs in the morning. I am an original kitchen klutz but now I can boast that I can make "frambled eggs". It's basically when you screw up a fried egg in the skillet when you break the yolk. Then, you just say "screw it" and mix up everything in the frying pan. I may have found a way to a great tan without the melanoma. It's eating enough carrots that I become "orange man" like Donald Trump. Forget investing in "big pharma" when you can raise cows & harvest cow gallstones. If all of this sounds too stupid to be true, let my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I prove it to you in this Weekend Episode!

In this Weekend Episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind…] 1 in 5 Gen Z Job Seekers Has a Parent Contact Potential Bosses -- And Even Attend Interviews
• People Are 'Carrotmaxxing' to Get a Sunless Tan
• FL Man Moves Amazon Van—With Delivery Driver Inside—Because it Was Blocking Road
• Elementary Children Rushed to Hospital After Teacher Gave Weed Gummies to 'Celebrate' Birthday
• New Food Trend: "Frambled Eggs"
• Boyfriend Blows $18,500 in house down-payment savings on a 140-Pound Cheese Wheel
• (Pisstory)...History Teacher Caught Peeing in Classroom—Just Before Students Enter
• Gold Is Valuable...But Less Valuable Than Cow Gallstones?

Pancho tries to answer some complicated questions this week, particularly about how to settle a dispute over 2 women trying to come on to the same man they both met while with 30 other women in a social womens group. Also Pancho addressess how to handle a group of co-workers who go in together each week in a lottery pool and who won the jackpot...except that this happened during a week that one of the co-workers was absent when the pool money went in but wants a share of the winnings. Play along with "Pancho" to see if you're smarter than he is with the weekly "Insane Game Show"!


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