An Arkansas couple craves the monstrous convenience store with a Beaver mascot so much, they want him at their wedding. A raccoon craves peanut hulls and hot dogs so much, its hiding under the seats to scoop up the loot...and Mets fans are feeding his frenzy. A Florida Man is craving alligator so badly, he orders one cooked whole and delivered in foil wrap...then eats it all while sitting in his car. You can't make up stupidity this good.

In this week's Midweek BONUS Episode...

• Maryland Thief Gets Instant Karma After Gate Tears Through His Pants
• FL Mom Attacks A Teacher, Principal After Being Denied To Look For Her Daughter's Backpack
• MA Repair Shop Drove Woman's Vehicle Hundreds Of Miles After It Was Brought In For Repairs
• KY Daycare Employee Forces A Lockdown By Threats To “Shoot Up The Place”—So She Didn't Have To Do Recess Duty During A Heatwave
• Crate Expectations—Cops Break Down Door for a Sculpture's Butt
• Beaver Nugget Nuptials: Arkansas Couple Invites Buc-ee’s Beaver To Their Wedding
• “Must-Have” For College Kids: Cup Noodles New Dorm Room Survival Kit
• GENUINE STUPIDITY: Florida HOA Cites Man For Excessively Straight Lawn Stripes
• Nuns Fighting An Italian Town To Keep Their Beach Club
• UK Theme Park Slammed Over Children's "Titanic" Ride
• Chinese Farmer Lets AI Take the Wheel—Loses An ENTIRE Sesame Crop
• Buc-ee's Bathroom Situation–FL Man Doing 117-mph To A Buc-ee's Bathroom
• Man Threatened To Bomb Applebee's Because His Order Was Running Late
• Couple Told to Pay Cable/Internet Cancellation Fee After Wildfire Destroys Home
• Florida Man Orders Whole Cooked Alligator Off Facebook Marketplace
• Florida Fugitive Tries To Hide From Cops—Sitting In A Chair–Under Blanket
• TV Violence–FL Style: Man Exposes himself, Throws A TV At Deputies
• CALIMARI CALAMITY: 20 Tons of Squid Dumped On Rhode Island Highway
• North Carolina Mayor’s Wife Blames Black Residents For City’s Problems
• Police Identify “Chucky” Mask Suspect Who Terrorized People In Philadelphia
• A ‘Coon Craving Ballpark Food Goes Viral Living Beneath Citi Field, Steals Peanuts and Hot Dogs From Mets Fans

All the latest stupid current events are covered in the Insane Week In Review and all the stupendous "winners' of stupidity are spotlighted in this week's Genius Awards! So, you should have plenty of stupidity to make it to the weekend!


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