No outage is stopping this show on a Friday....A global outage has grounded airplanes and stopped people from accessing their banks...Man what a crazy week in America...Do you know who loves America...The one and only Hulk Hogan...The Hulkster was the star of the RNC last night...He cut a wrestling promo and did the shirt rip to boot...If someone wants a pizza at the Sam's Club Cafe two minutes before closing should they get it? One woman thought so and her and her daughters assaulted the employee...Speaking of assault, here in Asheville we have people riding around shooting folks with a water pellet gun...We have determined that there is one man we want to help lead the hunt for the rascals and his name is Lt. Joe Kenda...Deaths in 3's again today on the JNN...Bob Newhart...Lou Dobbs...And the guy who invented Fandango...The Queen has to be rolling over in her grave...King Chuck decided to knight a rare goat...We wonder what Elton John and The Beatles are thinking...Someone who needed some help thinking was John Stamos...Stamos seems to not understand the plot and depth of Full House ...It actually isn't that deep ...We proved it by going through moments in the show and breaking them down...Hey Rizzo! You live in the mountains...There are bears...Rizzo had a bear encounter in his complex and he was so tickled pink by it that he had to chat about it...Well chat he did and the calls flew in about bear encounters...One guy hit 3 in a row...A woman that dined and dashed got caught after she left her purse in the restaurant...Beverley called and said she has listened to the station for 15 years and never felt compelled to call until she listened to our show...Be like Beverly and listen to the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!