The postman always knocks you up twice.. Salman Rushdie's fatwa, the gift that keeps on giving.. The cucumber of death that's hard to swallow.. North Korea's student policy.. Green tea delivers the dead livers.. Kim Jong Un the man on the moon..

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/feb/22/salman-rushdie-iranian-media-raise-more-money-for-fatwa?CMP=share_btn_tw

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/woman-dies-after-lover-forgets-to-take-cucumber-out-of-her-mouth/news-story/f1a6a128787b862a7a0ffebafacf1f42?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=News.com.au&utm_medium=Facebook

http://www.news.com.au/national/queensland-property-manager-slammed-over-homophobic-email-about-safe-schools-program/news-story/12b23b73db5ab9fa1c005ff00427d823

http://infamoustribune.com/dna-tests-prove-retired-postman-1300-illegimitate-children/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/01/scientists-discover-how-to-download-knowledge-to-your-brain/

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-01/supplements-linked-to-at-least-6-australian-organ-transplants/7207472

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-usa-student-idUSKCN0W2094?utm_source=Facebook

http://yournewswire.com/north-korea-threaten-to-release-classified-info-on-us-secret-moon-program/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbKQklwNScA