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We don't know and we doubt the writers do either.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1916</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5d44b802fc794c5c9a3df5a996773678.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Picard Maneuvers - #8</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/picard-maneuvers-8--25811789</link><description><![CDATA[The Stargazer is back! What you never heard of the Stargazer? This is the ship that made the jump to light speed for less than one second!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25811789</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2020 07:15:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25811789/hfr8_final.mp3" length="35098957" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Stargazer is back! What you never heard of the Stargazer? This is the ship that made the jump to light speed for less than one second!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Stargazer is back! What you never heard of the Stargazer? This is the ship that made the jump to light speed for less than one second!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2194</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5d44b802fc794c5c9a3df5a996773678.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hardbodies: The Star Trek Episode # 7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hardbodies-the-star-trek-episode-7--25616425</link><description><![CDATA[Looking to hear two middle age men discuss the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode that has more in common with soft core porn than it should? 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Look no further - James & Steve discuss Justice.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1653</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5d44b802fc794c5c9a3df5a996773678.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Uploaded To The Cloud - #6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/uploaded-to-the-cloud-6--25489702</link><description><![CDATA[Picard becomes a being of pure energy and the Enterprise becomes a hotbed of cosmic cannibalism! That's right, it's Lonely Among Us, the 6th episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25489702</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2020 12:17:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25489702/hfr6_final.mp3" length="27796961" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. 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Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Meet the Ferengi!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Meet the Ferengi!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1815</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5d44b802fc794c5c9a3df5a996773678.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Wakanda It Ain't #3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/wakanda-it-ain-t-3--24950368</link><description><![CDATA[The boys revisit Code Of Honor and it hasn't gotten any better unfortunately. Is this the worst Star Trek episode of all time?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24950368</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2020 07:15:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24950368/hfr3_final.mp3" length="25207286" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The boys revisit Code Of Honor and it hasn't gotten any better unfortunately. Is this the worst Star Trek episode of all time?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The boys revisit Code Of Honor and it hasn't gotten any better unfortunately. Is this the worst Star Trek episode of all time?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1576</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5d44b802fc794c5c9a3df5a996773678.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Data Did What? - #2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/data-did-what-2--24900039</link><description><![CDATA[Data and Tasha get it on and Geordi doesn't. It's "The Naked Now," the 2nd episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24900039</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2020 07:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24900039/hfr2_final.mp3" length="33726968" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Data and Tasha get it on and Geordi doesn't. It's "The Naked Now," the 2nd episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Data and Tasha get it on and Geordi doesn't. 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Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Encounter At Farpoint! It all begins here as Steve &amp; James settle in with Picard, Q, and the gang at Farpoint Station.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Encounter At Farpoint! It all begins here as Steve & James settle in with Picard, Q, and the gang at Farpoint Station.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2828</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5d44b802fc794c5c9a3df5a996773678.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 36: 'Nuff Said</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-36-nuff-said--16220703</link><description><![CDATA[Steve and Gerry conclude their discussion of Marvel's first X-Men film, and talk about the future of mutant cinema and this podcast. 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With Special Guest Josh Gilliland of The Legal Geeks.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2123</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0ba4d57463f7c66d9424b2b68552fa29.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 34: You Running Again?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-34-you-running-again--15995338</link><description><![CDATA[Logan and Rogue say their goodbyes. He entrusts her with his military dogtags, saying "I'll be back for this," before stealing Scott's motorcycle with the raised eyebrow to end all raised eyebrows. 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With Special Guest Jon Garcia of Toy Story Minute and Dueling Genre Productions.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3040</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3c3e40bf9ad550ed230051df93a9ea51.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 32: Hey, This One's Alive.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-32-hey-this-one-s-alive--15880225</link><description><![CDATA[Logan cuts Rogue free, but she is near death and doesn't respond. He touches her bare skin, sharing his healing factor, leaving him cut, bleeding badly, and unconscious. As the team's Blackbird flies away with them, we see Magneto helpless, as the NYPD unwittingly comes to Mystique's aid. 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With Special Guest Zach Luna of the Spider-Man Minute.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2704</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0089ecd3641151af5473c1bd6cf10528.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 30: You Owe Me A Scream</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-30-you-owe-me-a-scream--15741783</link><description><![CDATA[Magneto dramatically flies into the sky beside the Statue of Liberty, and transfers his powers to Rogue, enabling the device to power up. Logan battles Sabretooth (who soon regrets not having Maritime insurance) atop Liberty's crown. 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With Special Guest Michael Benjamin of the New York Post.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1804</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9a19f344690c92e48f7d16826b54088e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>X-Minutes Special 5: And Then There Were Two</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/x-minutes-special-5-and-then-there-were-two--15735723</link><description><![CDATA[Lo, the Old Order Changeth! Learn about what's new with X-Minutes and what @slastoe and @OBrienNYC have been watching and enjoying lately.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15735723</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2018 11:30:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15735723/xminutes_and_the_there_were_two.mp3" length="17983984" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lo, the Old Order Changeth! Learn about what's new with X-Minutes and what @slastoe and @OBrienNYC have been watching and enjoying lately.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lo, the Old Order Changeth! Learn about what's new with X-Minutes and what @slastoe and @OBrienNYC have been watching and enjoying lately.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1124</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7db1eb4c5179e1ec3464659feee5dc7c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 29: I Thought You Lived At A School?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-29-i-thought-you-lived-at-a-school--15687474</link><description><![CDATA[Magneto subdues the X-Men while taunting their ignorance of electrical conductivity. 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He prepares to unleash his mutant-inducing wave on the unsuspecting world leaders.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2227</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6c4c6c761fb25354c3947d078200d6a2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 28: Electrified Toads, And Scott Is Still A Dick</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-28-electrified-toads-and-scott-is-still-a-dick--15576510</link><description><![CDATA[In the Liberty Island Museum, the X-Men are forcibly split up as Storm gives Toad a lesson on the inductive theory of thunderstorm electrification, while Mystique battles Logan as his doppelganger. The best (and worst) dialogue in the film! 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With Special Guest Chris Braaten from the More Gooder Than Podcast.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3229</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f1045c6ac0f6176a009ff20486b1398c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 27:  What Would You Prefer? Yellow Spandex?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-27-what-would-you-prefer-yellow-spandex--15536267</link><description><![CDATA[A snazzy 3D display helps the X-Men map their approach to Liberty Island. On arrival, the team discovers Magneto's alteration to the Statue, where Rogue is about to be used for a horrible purpose. With Special Guest Ryan Pagella from the Mutant Ages podcast.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15536267</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2018 11:46:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15536267/xm27.mp3" length="108238162" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A snazzy 3D display helps the X-Men map their approach to Liberty Island. On arrival, the team discovers Magneto's alteration to the Statue, where Rogue is about to be used for a horrible purpose. With Special Guest Ryan Pagella from the Mutant Ages...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A snazzy 3D display helps the X-Men map their approach to Liberty Island. On arrival, the team discovers Magneto's alteration to the Statue, where Rogue is about to be used for a horrible purpose. With Special Guest Ryan Pagella from the Mutant Ages podcast.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2706</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e0e70b4dfde8d741d701bc5abbe8ab8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 26: The World's Powerful Will Be Just Like Us</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-26-the-world-s-powerful-will-be-just-like-us--15480755</link><description><![CDATA[Toad and Sabretooth eliminate UN security, while Magneto and Mystique take Rogue -- and the machine that conveys mutant powers on humans -- to Liberty Island. With Special Guest Alex Thompson from Galaxy Quest Minute.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15480755</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2018 11:04:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15480755/xm26.mp3" length="111763647" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Toad and Sabretooth eliminate UN security, while Magneto and Mystique take Rogue -- and the machine that conveys mutant powers on humans -- to Liberty Island. With Special Guest Alex Thompson from Galaxy Quest Minute.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Toad and Sabretooth eliminate UN security, while Magneto and Mystique take Rogue -- and the machine that conveys mutant powers on humans -- to Liberty Island. With Special Guest Alex Thompson from Galaxy Quest Minute.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2795</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a99be6609183ad4e588d1724083c690d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 25: If Anything Happens, I'll Take Care Of Them</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-25-if-anything-happens-i-ll-take-care-of-them--15430784</link><description><![CDATA[Cerebro badly injures Professor X after Mystique switched its toner cartridges around. Scott bares his soul and makes a vow to his comatose mentor. Jean Gray fixes Cerebro's toner problem, then uses the machine to pinpoint Rogue's location. With Special Guest Zach Jenkins from the XavierFiles and Battle of the Atom podcast.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15430784</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2018 11:38:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15430784/xm25.mp3" length="89919011" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cerebro badly injures Professor X after Mystique switched its toner cartridges around. Scott bares his soul and makes a vow to his comatose mentor. Jean Gray fixes Cerebro's toner problem, then uses the machine to pinpoint Rogue's location. With...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cerebro badly injures Professor X after Mystique switched its toner cartridges around. Scott bares his soul and makes a vow to his comatose mentor. Jean Gray fixes Cerebro's toner problem, then uses the machine to pinpoint Rogue's location. With Special Guest Zach Jenkins from the XavierFiles and Battle of the Atom podcast.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2248</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59359ce85ad9e9dcbbe46f95ac0e0245.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 24: You've Got One Less Person To Be Afraid Of</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-24-you-ve-got-one-less-person-to-be-afraid-of--15363870</link><description><![CDATA[Storm comforts Senator Kelly in his final moments, as the ultimate effect of Magneto's weapon against humanity becomes horrifyingly clear.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15363870</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2018 12:42:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15363870/xm24.mp3" length="69744121" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Storm comforts Senator Kelly in his final moments, as the ultimate effect of Magneto's weapon against humanity becomes horrifyingly clear.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Storm comforts Senator Kelly in his final moments, as the ultimate effect of Magneto's weapon against humanity becomes horrifyingly clear.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1744</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/edc293c4fa3a791584c2c8c1296a87fe.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 23: Welcome To The Future ... Brother</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-23-welcome-to-the-future-brother--15310174</link><description><![CDATA[Professor Xavier goes full Vulcan Mind Meld on Senator Kelly, learning how Rogue fits into Magneto's scheme. With Very Special Guest Jordan D. White, Editor of Marvel's  X-Men Comics line.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15310174</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2018 11:28:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15310174/xm23.mp3" length="133680382" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Professor Xavier goes full Vulcan Mind Meld on Senator Kelly, learning how Rogue fits into Magneto's scheme. With Very Special Guest Jordan D. White, Editor of Marvel's  X-Men Comics line.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Professor Xavier goes full Vulcan Mind Meld on Senator Kelly, learning how Rogue fits into Magneto's scheme. With Very Special Guest Jordan D. White, Editor of Marvel's  X-Men Comics line.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3342</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f25321a12ce9b74cacef42b4daf575c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 22: Fight With You? Become An X-Man?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-22-fight-with-you-become-an-x-man--15310137</link><description><![CDATA[Logan rejects teamwork and vows to find Rogue “the traditional way.” Newly-mutated Senator Kelly arrives at the Mansion in distress. With Special Guests Jonathan Carlisle & Tabitha Carlisle of the upcoming UHF Minute.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15310137</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2018 11:21:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15310137/xm22.mp3" length="118779092" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Logan rejects teamwork and vows to find Rogue “the traditional way.” Newly-mutated Senator Kelly arrives at the Mansion in distress. With Special Guests Jonathan Carlisle &amp; Tabitha Carlisle of the upcoming UHF Minute.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Logan rejects teamwork and vows to find Rogue “the traditional way.” Newly-mutated Senator Kelly arrives at the Mansion in distress. With Special Guests Jonathan Carlisle & Tabitha Carlisle of the upcoming UHF Minute.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2970</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd6c7babb1150291bf3934c4b7c597f3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>X-Minutes Special 4: Spoiler-filled Ant-Man &amp; Wasp Discussion/Tribute to Steve Ditko</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/x-minutes-special-4-spoiler-filled-ant-man-wasp-discussion-tribute-to-steve-ditko--15233708</link><description><![CDATA[You'll be exiled to the Quantum Realm if you listen before seeing Ant-Man & the Wasp! Plus a special tribute to Steve Ditko, co-creator of Dr. Strange and Spider-Man.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15233708</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2018 12:52:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15233708/antman.mp3" length="115858602" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You'll be exiled to the Quantum Realm if you listen before seeing Ant-Man &amp; the Wasp! Plus a special tribute to Steve Ditko, co-creator of Dr. Strange and Spider-Man.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You'll be exiled to the Quantum Realm if you listen before seeing Ant-Man & the Wasp! Plus a special tribute to Steve Ditko, co-creator of Dr. Strange and Spider-Man.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2897</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/178a9f9f27e24d7459c470b9cb801e3c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 21: Whoever Said I Wanted You?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-21-whoever-said-i-wanted-you--15218396</link><description><![CDATA[Magneto stops a train and plays marionette with Logan's adamantium-covered skeleton before kidnapping Rogue; a telepathic/telekinetic confrontation between police, Magneto, and Xavier leads to a very tense moment. With Special Guest Cassandra Fredrickson of The Lord of the Rings Minute.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15218396</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2018 09:43:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15218396/xm21.mp3" length="106413770" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Magneto stops a train and plays marionette with Logan's adamantium-covered skeleton before kidnapping Rogue; a telepathic/telekinetic confrontation between police, Magneto, and Xavier leads to a very tense moment. With Special Guest Cassandra...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Magneto stops a train and plays marionette with Logan's adamantium-covered skeleton before kidnapping Rogue; a telepathic/telekinetic confrontation between police, Magneto, and Xavier leads to a very tense moment. With Special Guest Cassandra Fredrickson of The Lord of the Rings Minute.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2661</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7b0942d10c0063ec7f4494b79c259212.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 20: Scream For Me</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-20-scream-for-me--15180366</link><description><![CDATA[Cyclops and Storm scower the train station for Rogue, but Toad and Sabretooth make things complicated for them and many unfortunate commuters.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15180366</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 02:01:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15180366/xm20.mp3" length="64464251" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cyclops and Storm scower the train station for Rogue, but Toad and Sabretooth make things complicated for them and many unfortunate commuters.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cyclops and Storm scower the train station for Rogue, but Toad and Sabretooth make things complicated for them and many unfortunate commuters.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1612</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/aa1c280956c069e1c41aba8d4130a594.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>X-Minutes - Week Off!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/x-minutes-week-off--15121296</link><description><![CDATA[Sorry merry mutants, but we will not have a new episode this week. If you want to check out some other stuff we've worked  on, or are working on, listen to this quickie, and we'll be back in  a week!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15121296</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2018 07:10:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15121296/xm_steve_specialmastered.mp3" length="3266350" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sorry merry mutants, but we will not have a new episode this week. If you want to check out some other stuff we've worked  on, or are working on, listen to this quickie, and we'll be back in  a week!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sorry merry mutants, but we will not have a new episode this week. If you want to check out some other stuff we've worked  on, or are working on, listen to this quickie, and we'll be back in  a week!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>205</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5d44b802fc794c5c9a3df5a996773678.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 19: Give These Geeks One More Shot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-19-give-these-geeks-one-more-shot--15071558</link><description><![CDATA[Logan steals Scott's motorcycle and feels the need for speed. Onboard the train, he admits to Rogue that Xavier is the real deal. With Special Guest Jay Edidin from Jay and Miles X-plain the X-Men.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15071558</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2018 02:28:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15071558/xm19.mp3" length="120954570" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Logan steals Scott's motorcycle and feels the need for speed. Onboard the train, he admits to Rogue that Xavier is the real deal. With Special Guest Jay Edidin from Jay and Miles X-plain the X-Men.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Logan steals Scott's motorcycle and feels the need for speed. Onboard the train, he admits to Rogue that Xavier is the real deal. With Special Guest Jay Edidin from Jay and Miles X-plain the X-Men.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3024</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8c5a5a2c93e337657f9aaac05f9da9a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 18: Maybe It's His Way With People</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-18-maybe-it-s-his-way-with-people--15013315</link><description><![CDATA[Cyclops discounts Logan's people skills. Professor X uses Cerebro to scan the globe for Rogue's mutant signature. With Special Guest Jim O'Kane from the Rocketeer Minute and Airport Minute, and the new Apollo 13 Minute.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15013315</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2018 21:41:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15013315/xm18.mp3" length="119721590" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cyclops discounts Logan's people skills. Professor X uses Cerebro to scan the globe for Rogue's mutant signature. With Special Guest Jim O'Kane from the Rocketeer Minute and Airport Minute, and the new Apollo 13 Minute.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cyclops discounts Logan's people skills. Professor X uses Cerebro to scan the globe for Rogue's mutant signature. With Special Guest Jim O'Kane from the Rocketeer Minute and Airport Minute, and the new Apollo 13 Minute.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2994</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5305d8b589213fa80fcfee22dab18d49.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 17: Rogue! Bobby! What Have You Done!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-17-rogue-bobby-what-have-you-done--14962512</link><description><![CDATA[Mystique impersonates Bobby "Iceman" Drake to guilt Rogue into leaving the safety of the X-Mansion. With Special Guest Donnie Carr from the More Gooder Than Podcast.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14962512</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2018 03:11:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14962512/xm17.mp3" length="37017436" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Mystique impersonates Bobby "Iceman" Drake to guilt Rogue into leaving the safety of the X-Mansion. With Special Guest Donnie Carr from the More Gooder Than Podcast.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mystique impersonates Bobby "Iceman" Drake to guilt Rogue into leaving the safety of the X-Mansion. With Special Guest Donnie Carr from the More Gooder Than Podcast.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2314</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5587c2b06814299ae0fbaecd33664f77.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 16: Hot Dogs &amp; Naked Senators</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-16-hot-dogs-naked-senators--14903462</link><description><![CDATA[Mutant-hating Senator Kelly discovers how gross his new powers really are before he strolls out of the ocean onto a crowded beach in his birthday suit. With Special Guest Kat Venditti of Comicsverse.com. Plus our preferred hot dog condiments!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14903462</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2018 23:37:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14903462/xm16.mp3" length="42317530" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ordell P. Carrot Productions</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Mutant-hating Senator Kelly discovers how gross his new powers really are before he strolls out of the ocean onto a crowded beach in his birthday suit. With Special Guest Kat Venditti of Comicsverse.com. Plus our preferred hot dog condiments!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mutant-hating Senator Kelly discovers how gross his new powers really are before he strolls out of the ocean onto a crowded beach in his birthday suit. With Special Guest Kat Venditti of Comicsverse.com. 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