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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>UNspoiled! The Constant: LOST</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/unspoiled-the-constant-lost--2051399</link><description><![CDATA[Like other Unspoiled! shows, in this one we have one person who has seen the entire series (Jaime) and one who knew absolutely nothing about the show going in (Krista). And sometimes we have special guest hosts from across the Unspoiled! Network. Join us on this crazy magical island!]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/2051399/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>TV &amp; Film</category><copyright>Copyright UNspoiled! Network</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg</url><title>UNspoiled! The Constant: LOST</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/unspoiled-the-constant-lost--2051399</link></image><lastBuildDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2024 04:10:05 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:name><itunes:email>unspoiledpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Like other Unspoiled! shows, in this one we have one person who has seen the entire series (Jaime) and one who knew absolutely nothing about the show going in (Krista). And sometimes we have special guest hosts from across the Unspoiled! Network. Join...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Like other Unspoiled! shows, in this one we have one person who has seen the entire series (Jaime) and one who knew absolutely nothing about the show going in (Krista). And sometimes we have special guest hosts from across the Unspoiled! Network. Join us on this crazy magical island!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"/><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>The Constant - 6.17 The End</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-17-the-end--17300033</link><description><![CDATA[This is it, guys. We've made it to the finale! And while I fully expected to just blubber through the entire thing, I pulled through and didn't shed one tear! Krista had an interesting take on what it all means, and it's a theory I've never heard or considered before. And, while we interpreted how it all wrapped up differently, we aren't in opposition. <br /><br />We will be taking a little break, but we want to come back with an episode where we answer all of your questions. So get them in to us! I'll make a post in the Facebook groups, but you can also send questions on Twitter @theconstantpod, or <a href="mailto:theconstantpod@gmail.com">theconstantpod@gmail.com</a> . Ask away, everyone!<br /><br />Thank you to everyone who stuck with us from the beginning, and all of you that we picked up along the way. We have loved doing this show so much, and knowing you guys were there with us means so much. Thank you to Natasha for taking us under her wing and supporting this endeavor. She's the best boss bitch two newbie podcasters could ask for. We hope you come along with us with our next adventures in podcasting. We'll be back soon with The Punisher, and The Vampire Diaries will return after that. You all are the best. Until we return: Namaste, m*th*rf*ck*rs.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17300033</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 16:04:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17300033/the_constant_6_17_the_end.mp3" length="55995791" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is it, guys. We've made it to the finale! And while I fully expected to just blubber through the entire thing, I pulled through and didn't shed one tear! Krista had an interesting take on what it all means, and it's a theory I've never heard or...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is it, guys. We've made it to the finale! And while I fully expected to just blubber through the entire thing, I pulled through and didn't shed one tear! Krista had an interesting take on what it all means, and it's a theory I've never heard or considered before. And, while we interpreted how it all wrapped up differently, we aren't in opposition. <br /><br />We will be taking a little break, but we want to come back with an episode where we answer all of your questions. So get them in to us! I'll make a post in the Facebook groups, but you can also send questions on Twitter @theconstantpod, or <a href="mailto:theconstantpod@gmail.com">theconstantpod@gmail.com</a> . Ask away, everyone!<br /><br />Thank you to everyone who stuck with us from the beginning, and all of you that we picked up along the way. We have loved doing this show so much, and knowing you guys were there with us means so much. Thank you to Natasha for taking us under her wing and supporting this endeavor. She's the best boss bitch two newbie podcasters could ask for. We hope you come along with us with our next adventures in podcasting. We'll be back soon with The Punisher, and The Vampire Diaries will return after that. You all are the best. Until we return: Namaste, m*th*rf*ck*rs.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6999</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.16 What They Died For</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-16-what-they-died-for--17229753</link><description><![CDATA[In this, the penultimate episode of Lost, we learn which candidate steps up to the task of being the new Jacob - and it's no surprise who. We say goodbye, and good riddance, to Charles Widmore and his lapdog Zoe. We worry about the fate of Richard Alpert and Frank Lapidus. And we speculate on what is going to happen in the finale next week. <br /><br /><br />If you have questions for Krista regarding the series on a whole, DM Jaime on Facebook, twitter (@theConstantPod), or email at <a href="mailto:theconstantpod@gmail.com">theconstantpod@gmail.com</a> . We'll be doing a follow up episode or two so get those questions in.  Hey, you may even have some questions for Jaime, who knows! We welcome all inquiries.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17229753</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2019 14:41:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17229753/the_constant_6_16_what_they_died_for.mp3" length="35251850" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this, the penultimate episode of Lost, we learn which candidate steps up to the task of being the new Jacob - and it's no surprise who. We say goodbye, and good riddance, to Charles Widmore and his lapdog Zoe. We worry about the fate of Richard...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this, the penultimate episode of Lost, we learn which candidate steps up to the task of being the new Jacob - and it's no surprise who. We say goodbye, and good riddance, to Charles Widmore and his lapdog Zoe. We worry about the fate of Richard Alpert and Frank Lapidus. And we speculate on what is going to happen in the finale next week. <br /><br /><br />If you have questions for Krista regarding the series on a whole, DM Jaime on Facebook, twitter (@theConstantPod), or email at <a href="mailto:theconstantpod@gmail.com">theconstantpod@gmail.com</a> . We'll be doing a follow up episode or two so get those questions in.  Hey, you may even have some questions for Jaime, who knows! We welcome all inquiries.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4406</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.15 Across the Sea</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-15-across-the-sea--17119620</link><description><![CDATA[Krista has the same reaction as everyone else with this episode, which was: WHY NOW? WHO CAAAARES? Join us as we talk through this speedbump on our way to the finale. <br /><br />So what happens? We get Jacob and MIB's origin stories. They're twins, born from a shipwrecked woman who is then killed by Mother, played by the incandescent Allison Janney. She raises them on lies, which backfires on her later. We learn about the Heart of the Island. More questions are raised. Few answers are given. And sure, this exact thing is probably a big reason why people were frustrated with Lost. I just prefer, personally, to get through this and focus on what's coming up. Are you ready? We're not ready. <br /><br />Also, just a heads up on the audio. Krista's good mic broke and there's a bit of background noise from her roommate, so it's not as crisp as it usually is, but it's not horrible. I did the best I could with the editing.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17119620</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2019 19:39:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17119620/the_constant_6_15_across_the_sea.mp3" length="21723973" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Krista has the same reaction as everyone else with this episode, which was: WHY NOW? WHO CAAAARES? Join us as we talk through this speedbump on our way to the finale. 

So what happens? We get Jacob and MIB's origin stories. They're twins, born from a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Krista has the same reaction as everyone else with this episode, which was: WHY NOW? WHO CAAAARES? Join us as we talk through this speedbump on our way to the finale. <br /><br />So what happens? We get Jacob and MIB's origin stories. They're twins, born from a shipwrecked woman who is then killed by Mother, played by the incandescent Allison Janney. She raises them on lies, which backfires on her later. We learn about the Heart of the Island. More questions are raised. Few answers are given. And sure, this exact thing is probably a big reason why people were frustrated with Lost. I just prefer, personally, to get through this and focus on what's coming up. Are you ready? We're not ready. <br /><br />Also, just a heads up on the audio. Krista's good mic broke and there's a bit of background noise from her roommate, so it's not as crisp as it usually is, but it's not horrible. I did the best I could with the editing.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2715</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.14 The Candidate</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-14-the-candidate--17027648</link><description><![CDATA[If you've been with us since season 1, you've probably been wondering how Krista would react to this episode. Well...she didn't rage quit! <br /><br /><br />A moment of silence for our departed friends, Sun, Jin, and Sayid.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17027648</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2019 02:37:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17027648/the_constant_6_14_the_candidate.mp3" length="25067856" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you've been with us since season 1, you've probably been wondering how Krista would react to this episode. Well...she didn't rage quit! 


A moment of silence for our departed friends, Sun, Jin, and Sayid.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you've been with us since season 1, you've probably been wondering how Krista would react to this episode. Well...she didn't rage quit! <br /><br /><br />A moment of silence for our departed friends, Sun, Jin, and Sayid.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3133</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.13 The Last Recruit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-13-the-last-recruit--16980860</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we've got some bombs, some possible murder, and the groups split again, though this time it seems that Jack is on his own with the LockeMonster. Everyone else heads to Hydra and are immediately captured by Widmore's people, but not before the long awaited reunion between Jin and Sun happens. <br /><br /><br />It's getting closer and closer to the end now, guys, and Krista isn't handling it well.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16980860</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2019 01:45:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16980860/the_constant_6_13_the_last_recruit.mp3" length="31566912" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we've got some bombs, some possible murder, and the groups split again, though this time it seems that Jack is on his own with the LockeMonster. Everyone else heads to Hydra and are immediately captured by Widmore's people, but not...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we've got some bombs, some possible murder, and the groups split again, though this time it seems that Jack is on his own with the LockeMonster. Everyone else heads to Hydra and are immediately captured by Widmore's people, but not before the long awaited reunion between Jin and Sun happens. <br /><br /><br />It's getting closer and closer to the end now, guys, and Krista isn't handling it well.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3946</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.12 Everybody Loves Hugo</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-12-everybody-loves-hugo--16866796</link><description><![CDATA[We're getting closer and closer to the end and Krista is starting to freak out. Here's a drinking game for you: every time Krista says she's scared, or every time she says she hates this, DRINK. <br /><br />In happier news, we have Libby and Hurley finding each other in the Sideways Universe and it predictably made me cry, as did Michael, which I explain because it surprised even me. We have some discussion of what Krista thinks is going to happen, there is some praise of Jack, and a lot of love for Hurley. But that's right there in the title. We're getting closer and closer to the end and Krista is starting to freak out. Here's a drinking game for you: every time Krista says she's scared, or every time she says she hates this, DRINK. <br /><br /><br />In happier news, we have Libby and Hurley finding each other in the Sideways Universe and it predictably made me cry, as did Michael, which I explain because it surprised even me. We have some discussion of what Krista thinks is going to happen, there is some praise of Jack, and a lot of love for Hurley. But that's right there in the title.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16866796</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2019 21:58:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16866796/the_constant_6_12_everybody_loves_hugo.mp3" length="44655931" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're getting closer and closer to the end and Krista is starting to freak out. Here's a drinking game for you: every time Krista says she's scared, or every time she says she hates this, DRINK. 

In happier news, we have Libby and Hurley finding each...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're getting closer and closer to the end and Krista is starting to freak out. Here's a drinking game for you: every time Krista says she's scared, or every time she says she hates this, DRINK. <br /><br />In happier news, we have Libby and Hurley finding each other in the Sideways Universe and it predictably made me cry, as did Michael, which I explain because it surprised even me. We have some discussion of what Krista thinks is going to happen, there is some praise of Jack, and a lot of love for Hurley. But that's right there in the title. We're getting closer and closer to the end and Krista is starting to freak out. Here's a drinking game for you: every time Krista says she's scared, or every time she says she hates this, DRINK. <br /><br /><br />In happier news, we have Libby and Hurley finding each other in the Sideways Universe and it predictably made me cry, as did Michael, which I explain because it surprised even me. We have some discussion of what Krista thinks is going to happen, there is some praise of Jack, and a lot of love for Hurley. But that's right there in the title.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5582</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.11 Happily Ever After</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-11-happily-ever-after--16759046</link><description><![CDATA[As usual, a Desmond-centric episode leads to a lot of discussion of what the hell does this mean? Krista has a theory about not only the Sideways-verse, but what Desmond has to do with it. Is she right? We'll know in a few weeks. OMG.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16759046</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2019 02:13:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16759046/the_constant_6_11_happily_ever_after.mp3" length="28509959" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>As usual, a Desmond-centric episode leads to a lot of discussion of what the hell does this mean? Krista has a theory about not only the Sideways-verse, but what Desmond has to do with it. Is she right? We'll know in a few weeks. OMG.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[As usual, a Desmond-centric episode leads to a lot of discussion of what the hell does this mean? Krista has a theory about not only the Sideways-verse, but what Desmond has to do with it. Is she right? We'll know in a few weeks. OMG.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3564</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.10 The Package</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-10-the-package--16632982</link><description><![CDATA[Raise your hands if you thought the titular package was DESMOND. Well, I didn't but Krista suspected. And, while we don't get a lot of Mr. Hume in this episode, we do get a flash sideways about Jin and Sun and how they're not married but definitely into each other, which is nice. Not so nice is Martin Keamy, or Mikhail, who no one was hoping to see again. <br /><br /><br />On the Island, we get a little more of Charles Widmore, which leads to a lot of discussion about his motivations and what the hell he's planning on doing with or to Desmond. At the beach, Sun runs face first into a tree to get away from the LockeMonster, and loses her ability to speak English. It doesn't stop her from speaking her mind though, even if no one can understand what she's saying.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16632982</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2019 00:18:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16632982/the_constant_6_10_the_package.mp3" length="36196855" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Raise your hands if you thought the titular package was DESMOND. Well, I didn't but Krista suspected. And, while we don't get a lot of Mr. Hume in this episode, we do get a flash sideways about Jin and Sun and how they're not married but definitely...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raise your hands if you thought the titular package was DESMOND. Well, I didn't but Krista suspected. And, while we don't get a lot of Mr. Hume in this episode, we do get a flash sideways about Jin and Sun and how they're not married but definitely into each other, which is nice. Not so nice is Martin Keamy, or Mikhail, who no one was hoping to see again. <br /><br /><br />On the Island, we get a little more of Charles Widmore, which leads to a lot of discussion about his motivations and what the hell he's planning on doing with or to Desmond. At the beach, Sun runs face first into a tree to get away from the LockeMonster, and loses her ability to speak English. It doesn't stop her from speaking her mind though, even if no one can understand what she's saying.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4525</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.09 Ab Aeterno</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-09-ab-aeterno--16479245</link><description><![CDATA[It's finally here: Richard's episode! The best part is that Krista went into this one with dread, thinking it was going to be about Jacob, and instead she got what she'd been asking for for so long! Plus, Maggie is back to discuss all things Alpert, some things Jacob, and a little bit of Man in Black. We also talk about how we feel about Sayid, and Krista tries to guess at the endgame.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16479245</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 23:20:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16479245/the_constant_6_09_ab_aeterno.mp3" length="45846906" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's finally here: Richard's episode! The best part is that Krista went into this one with dread, thinking it was going to be about Jacob, and instead she got what she'd been asking for for so long! Plus, Maggie is back to discuss all things Alpert,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's finally here: Richard's episode! The best part is that Krista went into this one with dread, thinking it was going to be about Jacob, and instead she got what she'd been asking for for so long! Plus, Maggie is back to discuss all things Alpert, some things Jacob, and a little bit of Man in Black. We also talk about how we feel about Sayid, and Krista tries to guess at the endgame.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5731</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.08 Recon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-08-recon--16418534</link><description><![CDATA[We get our Sawyer episode and in a twist we find out that in the Sidewaysverse he's not a con artist, but a cop who takes down con artists. And his partner is Miles! And he goes on a date with a very glamorous Charlotte! Though his backstory is still one of tragedy, he took a different path to be a better, though still sad, man. <br /><br />On the island, though, he's conning anyone and everyone because that's what he does.  Either version is cool with us though. Team Sawyer!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16418534</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2018 16:43:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16418534/the_constant_6_08_recon.mp3" length="41035778" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We get our Sawyer episode and in a twist we find out that in the Sidewaysverse he's not a con artist, but a cop who takes down con artists. And his partner is Miles! And he goes on a date with a very glamorous Charlotte! Though his backstory is still...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We get our Sawyer episode and in a twist we find out that in the Sidewaysverse he's not a con artist, but a cop who takes down con artists. And his partner is Miles! And he goes on a date with a very glamorous Charlotte! Though his backstory is still one of tragedy, he took a different path to be a better, though still sad, man. <br /><br />On the island, though, he's conning anyone and everyone because that's what he does.  Either version is cool with us though. Team Sawyer!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5129</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.07 Dr. Linus</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-07-dr-linus--16354586</link><description><![CDATA[What would it be like if Ben Linus were actually a good person? In the Flash Sideways we get to see him choosing what's good for someone else over power for himself, while on the Island we see his remorse for what he's done to retain his power. It's a great episode with a powerhouse performance from Michael Emerson.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16354586</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2018 21:55:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16354586/the_constant_6_07_dr_linus.mp3" length="29589965" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What would it be like if Ben Linus were actually a good person? In the Flash Sideways we get to see him choosing what's good for someone else over power for himself, while on the Island we see his remorse for what he's done to retain his power. It's a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What would it be like if Ben Linus were actually a good person? In the Flash Sideways we get to see him choosing what's good for someone else over power for himself, while on the Island we see his remorse for what he's done to retain his power. It's a great episode with a powerhouse performance from Michael Emerson.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3699</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.06 Sundown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-06-sundown--16299172</link><description><![CDATA[Siiiiiiigh. I don't know, you guys. We struggled for things to talk about in this episode. It's just so...BORING. Give it a listen anyway, because we did our best to make at least talking about it entertaining.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16299172</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2018 12:26:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16299172/the_constant_6_06_sundown.mp3" length="20107934" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Siiiiiiigh. I don't know, you guys. We struggled for things to talk about in this episode. It's just so...BORING. Give it a listen anyway, because we did our best to make at least talking about it entertaining.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Siiiiiiigh. I don't know, you guys. We struggled for things to talk about in this episode. It's just so...BORING. Give it a listen anyway, because we did our best to make at least talking about it entertaining.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2513</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.05 Lighthouse</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-05-lighthouse--16188073</link><description><![CDATA[What's that? Jack has a KID in the Sidewaysverse? And he's actually a GOOD DAD??! This is interesting. What does it mean? And who is David's mom? These are the things we want to know about. <br /><br />On the Island, Hurley brings Jack on a Jacob-instructed mission to a lighthouse no one has ever seen before, and which Jack gets all Jack about and smashes the mirrors to shards when he isn't given answers immediately. When will he ever learn? How did this dude get through medical school and master the ability to cut into people's spines when he has absolutely no patience? <br /><br /><br />Meanwhile, Claire is crazy. She has a animal skull baby and is killing Others looking for her baby, who she doesn't realize is not only not on the Island anymore, but also not a baby anymore. Jin is savvy in getting himself out of danger of her ax, unlike Justin the Other who ends up with it in his chest. Bye, Justin. We hardly knew ya.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16188073</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2018 23:22:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16188073/the_constant_6_05_lighthouse.mp3" length="32024787" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What's that? Jack has a KID in the Sidewaysverse? And he's actually a GOOD DAD??! This is interesting. What does it mean? And who is David's mom? These are the things we want to know about. 

On the Island, Hurley brings Jack on a Jacob-instructed...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What's that? Jack has a KID in the Sidewaysverse? And he's actually a GOOD DAD??! This is interesting. What does it mean? And who is David's mom? These are the things we want to know about. <br /><br />On the Island, Hurley brings Jack on a Jacob-instructed mission to a lighthouse no one has ever seen before, and which Jack gets all Jack about and smashes the mirrors to shards when he isn't given answers immediately. When will he ever learn? How did this dude get through medical school and master the ability to cut into people's spines when he has absolutely no patience? <br /><br /><br />Meanwhile, Claire is crazy. She has a animal skull baby and is killing Others looking for her baby, who she doesn't realize is not only not on the Island anymore, but also not a baby anymore. Jin is savvy in getting himself out of danger of her ax, unlike Justin the Other who ends up with it in his chest. Bye, Justin. We hardly knew ya.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4003</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.04 The Substitute</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-04-the-substitute--16123629</link><description><![CDATA[On the Island, Locke promises Sawyer answers, and bring him to a cave covered in names and numbers. Names like Shephard, Reyes, and Ford. Others have been crossed off, like Austen and Locke. This is the stuff I love.<br /><br />What both of us love, though, is the return of Helen! In the FlashSidewaysVerse, we see that Locke, while still a bit petulant about his being in a wheelchair, is actually much happier. He and Helen are planning a wedding, he apparently has a good relationship with his father, and he gets a job as a substitute teacher. Also teaching there? A very uptight Benjamin Linus.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16123629</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2018 01:10:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16123629/the_constant_6_04_the_substitute.mp3" length="29351937" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On the Island, Locke promises Sawyer answers, and bring him to a cave covered in names and numbers. Names like Shephard, Reyes, and Ford. Others have been crossed off, like Austen and Locke. This is the stuff I love.

What both of us love, though, is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the Island, Locke promises Sawyer answers, and bring him to a cave covered in names and numbers. Names like Shephard, Reyes, and Ford. Others have been crossed off, like Austen and Locke. This is the stuff I love.<br /><br />What both of us love, though, is the return of Helen! In the FlashSidewaysVerse, we see that Locke, while still a bit petulant about his being in a wheelchair, is actually much happier. He and Helen are planning a wedding, he apparently has a good relationship with his father, and he gets a job as a substitute teacher. Also teaching there? A very uptight Benjamin Linus.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3669</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.03 What Kate Does</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-03-what-kate-does--16067363</link><description><![CDATA[Newsflash: we don't like the Temple crap. But we did like Jack's reaction to their shenanigans, the scene on the dock with Sawyer and Kate, and we debate whether Claire is really Claire. Oh yeah, that's right, Claire is back! But...is she?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16067363</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2018 00:28:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16067363/the_constant_6_03_what_kate_does.mp3" length="27551787" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Newsflash: we don't like the Temple crap. But we did like Jack's reaction to their shenanigans, the scene on the dock with Sawyer and Kate, and we debate whether Claire is really Claire. Oh yeah, that's right, Claire is back! But...is she?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Newsflash: we don't like the Temple crap. But we did like Jack's reaction to their shenanigans, the scene on the dock with Sawyer and Kate, and we debate whether Claire is really Claire. Oh yeah, that's right, Claire is back! But...is she?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3444</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 6.01 &amp; 6.02 LA X</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-6-01-6-02-la-x--16005636</link><description><![CDATA[Here we are, starting the final season! Can you believe it? We can't. But we soldier on, and talk about what Krista got right, what she got wrong, and what she thinks this is all leading up to.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16005636</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2018 21:00:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16005636/the_constant_6_01_6_02_la_x.mp3" length="37903801" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here we are, starting the final season! Can you believe it? We can't. But we soldier on, and talk about what Krista got right, what she got wrong, and what she thinks this is all leading up to.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here we are, starting the final season! Can you believe it? We can't. But we soldier on, and talk about what Krista got right, what she got wrong, and what she thinks this is all leading up to.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4738</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 5.16 &amp; 5.17 The Incident</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-5-16-5-17-the-incident--15952348</link><description><![CDATA[There's a lot to get into here, from Jacob and the Man in Black, to Locke, to the actual incident and what happens to Juliet. Then, when we've covered all of it, we get Krista's prediction on what's to come in Season 6, and you don't want to miss that.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15952348</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2018 11:46:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15952348/the_constant_5_16_5_17_the_incident.mp3" length="48589972" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's a lot to get into here, from Jacob and the Man in Black, to Locke, to the actual incident and what happens to Juliet. Then, when we've covered all of it, we get Krista's prediction on what's to come in Season 6, and you don't want to miss that.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There's a lot to get into here, from Jacob and the Man in Black, to Locke, to the actual incident and what happens to Juliet. Then, when we've covered all of it, we get Krista's prediction on what's to come in Season 6, and you don't want to miss that.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6074</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 5.15 Follow The Leader</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-5-15-follow-the-leader--15891848</link><description><![CDATA[The shirt is hitting the fan now, y'all. In 1977, we've got Jack following Daniel's not-so-well-described plan to drop a hydrogen bomb into a pocket of energy in order to change the future (guess we're forgetting about whatever happened happened), and Sawyer getting the shirt beat out of him a very eager Radzinsky rather than tell him anything. In 2007, we have Locke fully embracing his dictatorship and giving all the orders, leading the remaining group of Others to Jacob, who no one has ever even seen. Does he even exist? <br /><br />Next week is the season 5 finale! I can't believe how far we've come, and that we only have one season left. We'll be covering both parts of the finale as one episode. If you have any questions you'd like Krista to answer about the finale, or what she thinks is going to happen next, please send them to either in the Lost Spoiler group, on Discord, or DM me on Facebook.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15891848</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2018 23:38:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15891848/the_constant_5_15_follow_the_leader.mp3" length="37767964" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The shirt is hitting the fan now, y'all. In 1977, we've got Jack following Daniel's not-so-well-described plan to drop a hydrogen bomb into a pocket of energy in order to change the future (guess we're forgetting about whatever happened happened), and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The shirt is hitting the fan now, y'all. In 1977, we've got Jack following Daniel's not-so-well-described plan to drop a hydrogen bomb into a pocket of energy in order to change the future (guess we're forgetting about whatever happened happened), and Sawyer getting the shirt beat out of him a very eager Radzinsky rather than tell him anything. In 2007, we have Locke fully embracing his dictatorship and giving all the orders, leading the remaining group of Others to Jacob, who no one has ever even seen. Does he even exist? <br /><br />Next week is the season 5 finale! I can't believe how far we've come, and that we only have one season left. We'll be covering both parts of the finale as one episode. If you have any questions you'd like Krista to answer about the finale, or what she thinks is going to happen next, please send them to either in the Lost Spoiler group, on Discord, or DM me on Facebook.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4721</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 5.14 The Variable</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-5-14-the-variable--15834628</link><description><![CDATA[We've got bad dads, we've got bad moms...and then we have Daniel's parents, who take it to a whole other level. Daniel's return brings a whole new level of chaos, and immediately. There's the spilling of the time travel tea, blowing up LaFleur's spot in the Dharma Initiative, and, well, talk of literally blowing up an actual hydrogen bomb. And then he's shot by his mother, who in the future sends him there knowing she's going to kill him. None of this can lead to anything good, right?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15834628</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2018 21:25:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15834628/the_constant_5_14_the_variable.mp3" length="33415964" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've got bad dads, we've got bad moms...and then we have Daniel's parents, who take it to a whole other level. Daniel's return brings a whole new level of chaos, and immediately. There's the spilling of the time travel tea, blowing up LaFleur's spot...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've got bad dads, we've got bad moms...and then we have Daniel's parents, who take it to a whole other level. Daniel's return brings a whole new level of chaos, and immediately. There's the spilling of the time travel tea, blowing up LaFleur's spot in the Dharma Initiative, and, well, talk of literally blowing up an actual hydrogen bomb. And then he's shot by his mother, who in the future sends him there knowing she's going to kill him. None of this can lead to anything good, right?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4177</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 5.13 Some Like It Hoth</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-5-13-some-like-it-hoth--15776736</link><description><![CDATA[We're back! Thank you for your patience in our scheduled hiatus. Weddings were attended, family was seen, illness was combated, and so DragonCon was not on the menu, sadly. But, all of that is the past, what happened happened, and we're forging ahead with what turned out to be a very jam-packed episode. <br /><br />After waiting almost two full seasons, we finally get a Miles episode! We learn that Pierre Chang, aka Marvin Candle, aka that dude in the Dharma videos, is his father...and kind of a douche, but this is Lost, so what did we expect? Hurley tries to bond with Miles over daddy issues and seeing dead people, to little success. Kate uses her heart, not her head, and draws suspicion in her direction. Juliet continues to be the best. Jack seems strangely happy not being in charge. Sawyer seems stressed - heavy is the crown, you know. And Daniel is back!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15776736</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2018 19:17:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15776736/the_constant_5_13_some_like_it_hoth.mp3" length="43715941" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back! Thank you for your patience in our scheduled hiatus. Weddings were attended, family was seen, illness was combated, and so DragonCon was not on the menu, sadly. But, all of that is the past, what happened happened, and we're forging ahead...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back! Thank you for your patience in our scheduled hiatus. Weddings were attended, family was seen, illness was combated, and so DragonCon was not on the menu, sadly. But, all of that is the past, what happened happened, and we're forging ahead with what turned out to be a very jam-packed episode. <br /><br />After waiting almost two full seasons, we finally get a Miles episode! We learn that Pierre Chang, aka Marvin Candle, aka that dude in the Dharma videos, is his father...and kind of a douche, but this is Lost, so what did we expect? Hurley tries to bond with Miles over daddy issues and seeing dead people, to little success. Kate uses her heart, not her head, and draws suspicion in her direction. Juliet continues to be the best. Jack seems strangely happy not being in charge. Sawyer seems stressed - heavy is the crown, you know. And Daniel is back!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5464</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 5.12 Dead Is Dead</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-5-12-dead-is-dead--15599632</link><description><![CDATA[It's all about Ben Linus in this week's episode, and Krista's thoughts on what we learned about him may surprise you. We get into whether or not he has a soul after Richard took him to the Temple, what his actions with Danielle Rousseau say about him, and we have questions and theories about Ethan, and what Juliet knew. <br /><br />Just a heads up: we will be taking a short hiatus while Krista attends a wedding and celebrates her birthday, and Jaime goes to DragonCon!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15599632</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2018 19:02:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15599632/the_constant_5_12_dead_is_dead.mp3" length="36591827" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's all about Ben Linus in this week's episode, and Krista's thoughts on what we learned about him may surprise you. We get into whether or not he has a soul after Richard took him to the Temple, what his actions with Danielle Rousseau say about him,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's all about Ben Linus in this week's episode, and Krista's thoughts on what we learned about him may surprise you. We get into whether or not he has a soul after Richard took him to the Temple, what his actions with Danielle Rousseau say about him, and we have questions and theories about Ethan, and what Juliet knew. <br /><br />Just a heads up: we will be taking a short hiatus while Krista attends a wedding and celebrates her birthday, and Jaime goes to DragonCon!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4574</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 5.11 Whatever Happenened Happened</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-5-11-whatever-happenened-happened--15545461</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, Kate does everything right! From following through on her promise to help Clementine, to telling Carole about who Aaron really is, to actually going back to the Island to find Claire, to giving blood because she's a universal donor. But then she also goes to great lengths to save young Ben's life, which may be the reason Ben is the way he is.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15545461</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2018 14:57:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15545461/the_constant_5_11_whatever_happenened_happened.mp3" length="36475843" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Kate does everything right! From following through on her promise to help Clementine, to telling Carole about who Aaron really is, to actually going back to the Island to find Claire, to giving blood because she's a universal donor....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, Kate does everything right! From following through on her promise to help Clementine, to telling Carole about who Aaron really is, to actually going back to the Island to find Claire, to giving blood because she's a universal donor. But then she also goes to great lengths to save young Ben's life, which may be the reason Ben is the way he is.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4560</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 5.10 He's Our You</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-5-10-he-s-our-you--15499936</link><description><![CDATA[It's not really an apples to apples comparison to say that Oldham is like Sayid, because let's face it: Oldham's way of getting the truth out of someone is much less blood-soaked and screamy. But it *is* effective, though it's unlikely these Dharma Idiots believe that Sayid is from the future, especially after they vote to kill him. But have no fear! It will take more than a bunch of science-y hippies to bring our man down.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15499936</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2018 21:24:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15499936/the_constant_5_10_he_s_our_you.mp3" length="32355810" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's not really an apples to apples comparison to say that Oldham is like Sayid, because let's face it: Oldham's way of getting the truth out of someone is much less blood-soaked and screamy. But it *is* effective, though it's unlikely these Dharma...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's not really an apples to apples comparison to say that Oldham is like Sayid, because let's face it: Oldham's way of getting the truth out of someone is much less blood-soaked and screamy. 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In 1977, things are a little less...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In 2007, we see what a great fucking pilot Frank Lapidus really is, and Sun not only knocks Ben out with a boat paddle, but she meets Christian Shephard. How in the world is she going to get to Jin though?<br /><br /><br />In 1977, things are a little less simple. LaFleur has to sneak the Ajira Three into the Dharma recruits, get their names on the list, assign them to jobs - how's that aptitude test, Jack? - and make sure that they keep their damn mouths shut. Everything is fine, until a Hostile...err...a Sayid shows up. But he knows how to keep quiet, so he might not fuck everything up for our happy hippies.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3609</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 5.08 LaFleur</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-5-08-lafleur--15283471</link><description><![CDATA[JAMES LAFLEUR! The leader we've been waiting for has been under our noses the entire time! All we needed was for Jack and Kate to leave, Locke to make a sacrifice, some time travel, and Juliet to have his back. Mostly the Jack leaving thing though. We see how Jim's quick thinking and con-man experience helps the now-stuck-in-the-'70's time travelers not only not get kicked off the Island before Locke can return, but somehow facilitates their entry into the Dharma Initiative. Now, three years later, they are all settled and happy. So of course Jack and Kate (and Hurley) show up to mess it all up.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15283471</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2018 22:35:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15283471/the_constant_5_08_lafleur.mp3" length="32735944" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>JAMES LAFLEUR! The leader we've been waiting for has been under our noses the entire time! All we needed was for Jack and Kate to leave, Locke to make a sacrifice, some time travel, and Juliet to have his back. Mostly the Jack leaving thing though. We...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[JAMES LAFLEUR! The leader we've been waiting for has been under our noses the entire time! All we needed was for Jack and Kate to leave, Locke to make a sacrifice, some time travel, and Juliet to have his back. Mostly the Jack leaving thing though. We see how Jim's quick thinking and con-man experience helps the now-stuck-in-the-'70's time travelers not only not get kicked off the Island before Locke can return, but somehow facilitates their entry into the Dharma Initiative. Now, three years later, they are all settled and happy. 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In fact, Locke is much more open and honest now that he's a...zombie?...a ghost?...just brought back to life by a magic island? Ben is not going to be happy when he wakes up, but then, we don't really give a shit about his happiness. Suffer, you little creep.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4783</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 5.06 316</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-5-06-316--15198486</link><description><![CDATA[In what is the first ever linear storytelling episode of this show, we learn how the Oceanic Five get back to The Island, possibly along with Ben, Lapidus, and a bunch of new Red Shirts. We're not sure about anyone but Jack, Kate, and Hurley though, as they're the only ones we see actually on The Island again. Oh, and they are found by Jin, who is wearing a Dharma jumpsuit and driving a Dharma van. What the hell is going on? WHEN ARE WE?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15198486</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2018 16:42:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15198486/the_constant_5_06_316.mp3" length="32055925" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In what is the first ever linear storytelling episode of this show, we learn how the Oceanic Five get back to The Island, possibly along with Ben, Lapidus, and a bunch of new Red Shirts. 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And what does all of this mean for the Oceanic Six and Ben's plan to get them all back to the Island?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15144124</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 22:16:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15144124/the_constant_5_05_this_place_is_death.mp3" length="26699777" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In which we say goodbye to Charlotte, even as she leaves us with more questions. How did she see Daniel as a child? Was Locke able to stop the flashes through time? And if so, where will our castaways land? Is Krista right that they'll either be...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In which we say goodbye to Charlotte, even as she leaves us with more questions. How did she see Daniel as a child? Was Locke able to stop the flashes through time? And if so, where will our castaways land? 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Speaking of, it turns out that jackass Jones from last week's episode is actually young Mr....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Desmond goes on his quest to find Faraday's mother, which doesn't turn out to be as easy as he expected. What he does find leads him to Charles Widmore. <br /><br />Speaking of, it turns out that jackass Jones from last week's episode is actually young Mr. Widmore himself. Guess we know why he wants to find the Island so badly. Also, there's a hydrogen bomb, but Daniel isn't too worried about it since the Island still exists fallout free in fifty years.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4539</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 5.02 The Lie</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-5-02-the-lie--14984279</link><description><![CDATA[Hurley is having a hard time. The lie that Jack convinces them all to tell is tearing him apart. He doesn't think they should have left The Island, but when he's given the chance to go back, he throws a Hot Pocket at it. Kind of. <br />Meanwhile, on The Island,  shit is going down. There are flaming arrows and new people who are more than willing to cut off hands even before getting answers to their questions. We don't like them. <br /><br />Don't forget to check out our TeePublic store! <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-constant-podcast?ref_id=6581" rel="noopener">https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-constant-podcast?ref_id=6581</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14984279</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2018 15:03:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14984279/the_constant_5_02_the_lie.mp3" length="42063958" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hurley is having a hard time. The lie that Jack convinces them all to tell is tearing him apart. He doesn't think they should have left The Island, but when he's given the chance to go back, he throws a Hot Pocket at it. Kind of. &#13;
Meanwhile, on The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hurley is having a hard time. The lie that Jack convinces them all to tell is tearing him apart. He doesn't think they should have left The Island, but when he's given the chance to go back, he throws a Hot Pocket at it. Kind of. <br />Meanwhile, on The Island,  shit is going down. There are flaming arrows and new people who are more than willing to cut off hands even before getting answers to their questions. 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We're still working on designs, but if any of you have any suggestions of something you'd like to see, or funny things we've said that you think would be amusing on a sticker or a shirt, let us know! <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-constant-podcast?ref_id=6581" rel="noopener">https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-constant-podcast?ref_id=6581</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4381</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 4.12 4.13 4.14 There's No Place Like Home</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-4-12-4-13-4-14-there-s-no-place-like-home--14841231</link><description><![CDATA[We decided to do these episodes all as one, since the first part was mostly set up for the other two, and really it's all just one big story. 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But what we really want to know is: is Claire DEAD?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14737163</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2018 19:36:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14737163/the_constant_4_11_cabin_fever.mp3" length="27795875" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Locke's special. Ben's bitter. Keamy is a monster. Horace has been dead for 12 years. The cabin is weird. But what we really want to know is: is Claire DEAD?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Locke's special. Ben's bitter. Keamy is a monster. Horace has been dead for 12 years. The cabin is weird. 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But things aren't as happy as Jack wants to believe, especially after he gets a visit from his dead dad, and Kate fulfills a promise she made to Sawyer but won't tell Jack what it was. It looks like this is the beginning of the end not only for Jack and Kate, but for Jack's clean-shaven face because we know that beard is coming.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14664124</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2018 00:19:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14664124/the_constant_4_10_something_nice_back_home.mp3" length="27611973" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's all about Jack this week. On the Island, he's having emergency surgery on the beach, which he attempts to stay awake for and in control of. Luckily, Juliet is the most rational person after Sayid, and she's having none of Jack's nonsense....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's all about Jack this week. On the Island, he's having emergency surgery on the beach, which he attempts to stay awake for and in control of. Luckily, Juliet is the most rational person after Sayid, and she's having none of Jack's nonsense. <br /><br /><br />In the flash-forward, we see that Jack and Kate are together and raising Aaron. But things aren't as happy as Jack wants to believe, especially after he gets a visit from his dead dad, and Kate fulfills a promise she made to Sawyer but won't tell Jack what it was. It looks like this is the beginning of the end not only for Jack and Kate, but for Jack's clean-shaven face because we know that beard is coming.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3452</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 4.09 The Shape of Things to Come</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-4-09-the-shape-of-things-to-come--14602547</link><description><![CDATA[This one is a lot. We lose Alex and Nadia in the same episode, which has to be one of Krista's worst fears for the show. We see Ben do the unthinkable - summon the Smoke Monster - and the fracture of Locke's group when Claire's house is blown up, and Sawyer finally decides he's had enough of this shit. <br /><br /><br />On the beach, Jack has a tummy ache, but he's more concerned with the fact that the doctor from the freighter has washed up on the beach with his throat slashed. And then Daniel lies, and is forced to tell the truth about saving the castaways. <br /><br /><br />But instead of being sad, Krista takes some time to draw an AWESOME picture of what she thinks the time anomaly is with the Island. I've shared it in the Patrons-Only group for patrons, so if you want to see it, visit patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14602547</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2018 23:19:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14602547/the_constant_4_09_the_shape_of_things_to_come.mp3" length="34079892" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This one is a lot. We lose Alex and Nadia in the same episode, which has to be one of Krista's worst fears for the show. We see Ben do the unthinkable - summon the Smoke Monster - and the fracture of Locke's group when Claire's house is blown up, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This one is a lot. We lose Alex and Nadia in the same episode, which has to be one of Krista's worst fears for the show. We see Ben do the unthinkable - summon the Smoke Monster - and the fracture of Locke's group when Claire's house is blown up, and Sawyer finally decides he's had enough of this shit. <br /><br /><br />On the beach, Jack has a tummy ache, but he's more concerned with the fact that the doctor from the freighter has washed up on the beach with his throat slashed. And then Daniel lies, and is forced to tell the truth about saving the castaways. <br /><br /><br />But instead of being sad, Krista takes some time to draw an AWESOME picture of what she thinks the time anomaly is with the Island. I've shared it in the Patrons-Only group for patrons, so if you want to see it, visit patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4260</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 4.08 Meet Kevin Johnson</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-4-08-meet-kevin-johnson--14554366</link><description><![CDATA[Michael's back! He confessed to Walt what he did to get them off the Island, which ruined his relationship with the kid, so now he just wants to die. But the Island isn't finished with him yet. Enter Ben Linus and his convoluted plans. Michael is the spy on Widmore's freighter, and after telling Sayid his tale, he is marched directly to the captain.<br /><br /> <br />On the Island, Ben sends Alex to something called The Temple, with Karl and Danielle. While they're on their way, though, Karl and Danielle are shot. Is this part of another one of Ben's plans? Or is Alex in trouble?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14554366</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2018 20:55:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14554366/the_constant_4_08_meet_kevin_johnson.mp3" length="35727905" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Michael's back! He confessed to Walt what he did to get them off the Island, which ruined his relationship with the kid, so now he just wants to die. But the Island isn't finished with him yet. Enter Ben Linus and his convoluted plans. 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Or is Alex in trouble?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4466</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 4.07 Ji Yeon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-4-07-ji-yeon--14497704</link><description><![CDATA[The show pulls a trick on us by making us think that Jin and Sun's flashforwards are part of the same thing, but no: Jin's is actually a flashback, and he didn't get off the Island. What does that mean? 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&#13;
&#13;
We also learn that the crew on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The show pulls a trick on us by making us think that Jin and Sun's flashforwards are part of the same thing, but no: Jin's is actually a flashback, and he didn't get off the Island. What does that mean? Is Jin dead?<br /><br /><br />We also learn that the crew on the freighter are experiencing "cabin fever" and committing suicide. <br /><br /><br />And Ben's spy is MICHAEL.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3687</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 4.06 The Other Woman</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-4-06-the-other-woman--14437356</link><description><![CDATA[Juliet is the other woman in so many ways: the other woman in her relationship with Goodwin; in her flirtations with Jack; an Other woman;...and then there's what Ben thinks she is. We learn more about how Ben thinks she belongs to him, like a piece of property. It's gross, and he's the worst. <br /><br /><br />Meanwhile, Locke learns more about the freighter, and whose it is. Was Krista's guess right? And what will Locke do with this information?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14437356</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2018 23:41:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14437356/the_constant_4_06_the_other_woman.mp3" length="33047951" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Juliet is the other woman in so many ways: the other woman in her relationship with Goodwin; in her flirtations with Jack; an Other woman;...and then there's what Ben thinks she is. We learn more about how Ben thinks she belongs to him, like a piece...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Juliet is the other woman in so many ways: the other woman in her relationship with Goodwin; in her flirtations with Jack; an Other woman;...and then there's what Ben thinks she is. We learn more about how Ben thinks she belongs to him, like a piece of property. It's gross, and he's the worst. <br /><br /><br />Meanwhile, Locke learns more about the freighter, and whose it is. Was Krista's guess right? And what will Locke do with this information?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4131</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 4.05 The Constant</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-4-05-the-constant--14383138</link><description><![CDATA[Here it is: the episode many of you have been waiting for. It was certainly the one that Krista was waiting for, since she finally got to learn why our show is named what it is. And the episode did not disappoint. We have strange consciousness time travel, a love story, and super weirdness with Desmond. We have new characters on the freighter in Minkowski (RIP), Keamy, and Omar. We have Daniel Faraday, past and present. And we're left with a couple new questions: who opened the door of the med-bay for our Losties? Was it the spy? Who IS the spy? What is going on on that freighter? What is going on with Daniel? Is Juliet the best ever? Stay tuned and maybe we'll find out!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14383138</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2018 01:20:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14383138/the_constant_4_05_the_constant.mp3" length="39687859" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here it is: the episode many of you have been waiting for. It was certainly the one that Krista was waiting for, since she finally got to learn why our show is named what it is. And the episode did not disappoint. We have strange consciousness time...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here it is: the episode many of you have been waiting for. It was certainly the one that Krista was waiting for, since she finally got to learn why our show is named what it is. And the episode did not disappoint. We have strange consciousness time travel, a love story, and super weirdness with Desmond. We have new characters on the freighter in Minkowski (RIP), Keamy, and Omar. We have Daniel Faraday, past and present. And we're left with a couple new questions: who opened the door of the med-bay for our Losties? Was it the spy? Who IS the spy? What is going on on that freighter? What is going on with Daniel? Is Juliet the best ever? Stay tuned and maybe we'll find out!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4961</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.04 Eggtown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-04-eggtown--14324018</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss Kate and the reveal that Aaron is one of the Oceanic Six in the episode with the stupidest title in the entire series. Did Kate kidnap Aaron? What happened to Claire? Is Krista right about Jack knowing that Aaron is his nephew, and that's why he doesn't want to see him? <br /><br /><br />Back on the Island, Kate uses Sawyer to enact a pretty impressive con to get Miles to tell her what the outside world knows about her. Locke is less than pleased about Kate going against his wishes, and since he's a dictator now, he tells her she has to leave the barracks. Neither of us are very pleased with Locke right now.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14324018</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2018 00:32:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14324018/the_constant_3_04_eggtown.mp3" length="34955934" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss Kate and the reveal that Aaron is one of the Oceanic Six in the episode with the stupidest title in the entire series. Did Kate kidnap Aaron? What happened to Claire? Is Krista right about Jack knowing that Aaron is his nephew, and that's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss Kate and the reveal that Aaron is one of the Oceanic Six in the episode with the stupidest title in the entire series. 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Neither of us are very pleased with Locke right now.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4370</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 4.03 The Economist</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-4-03-the-economist--14247724</link><description><![CDATA[On the Island, Sayid makes the choice to trade one human for another in order to get into Lapidus's helicopter and see what's happening on that boat. 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In the Flash Forward, he makes the choice to as an assassin FOR BEN, which ends with a bullet to the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the Island, Sayid makes the choice to trade one human for another in order to get into Lapidus's helicopter and see what's happening on that boat. In the Flash Forward, he makes the choice to as an assassin FOR BEN, which ends with a bullet to the gut of another pretty blonde girl he's been sleeping with.<br /><br /> <br />Meanwhile, Daniel does an experiment where a rocket is sent from the boat to the Island, only it takes an extra 31 minutes to show up after the boat says it should have. Timey wimey wibbly wobbly...stuff.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3388</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 4.02 Confirmed Dead</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-4-02-confirmed-dead--14168252</link><description><![CDATA[And so we meet Daniel Faraday, a physicist seemingly with a good heart and good intentions; Miles Straume, a sarcastic man with the gift of talking to dead people; Charlotte Staples-Lewis, an archaeologist with some interest in the Dharma Initiative; and Frank Lapidus, a damn good pilot (when he's sober). They're here to rescue the survivors of Flight 815...but really they're here because of Ben Linus. 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Because OF COURSE it has to do with Ben.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4267</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 4.01 The Beginning of the End</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-4-01-the-beginning-of-the-end--14113280</link><description><![CDATA[Who are the Oceanic Six? Who is Matthew Abbadon? When will Jack actually listen to Kate? Why is Christian in The Cabin (aka Maggie's Cabin)? Why is Hurley seeing hot, dead Charlie? All these questions and more are asked as we cannonball into Season 4. Buckle in, guys. Things are about to set a precedent of weirdness.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14113280</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2018 02:16:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14113280/the_constant_4_01_the_beginning_of_the_end.mp3" length="31515921" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Who are the Oceanic Six? Who is Matthew Abbadon? When will Jack actually listen to Kate? Why is Christian in The Cabin (aka Maggie's Cabin)? Why is Hurley seeing hot, dead Charlie? All these questions and more are asked as we cannonball into Season 4....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Who are the Oceanic Six? Who is Matthew Abbadon? When will Jack actually listen to Kate? Why is Christian in The Cabin (aka Maggie's Cabin)? Why is Hurley seeing hot, dead Charlie? All these questions and more are asked as we cannonball into Season 4. 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As Sayid and Jack  come up with a plan to get the castaways rescued by Naomi's boat, and to take out some Others in the process, Charlie and Desmond head for The Looking Glass station to stop the signal jammer...and fulfill a prophesy. <br /><br /><br />I am not ok.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13888783</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2018 21:34:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13888783/the_constant_3_21_greatest_hits.mp3" length="25654879" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Charlie reflects on the five best moments of his life - his greatest hits - and they're sweet, and moving, and tears may have been shed. As Sayid and Jack  come up with a plan to get the castaways rescued by Naomi's boat, and to take out some Others...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Charlie reflects on the five best moments of his life - his greatest hits - and they're sweet, and moving, and tears may have been shed. As Sayid and Jack  come up with a plan to get the castaways rescued by Naomi's boat, and to take out some Others in the process, Charlie and Desmond head for The Looking Glass station to stop the signal jammer...and fulfill a prophesy. <br /><br /><br />I am not ok.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3207</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.20 The Man Behind The Curtain</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-20-the-man-behind-the-curtain--13829326</link><description><![CDATA[Frequent guest and fellow Unspoiled co-host Maggie joins us to discuss Ben. And Richard. Mostly Richard. But also that little lying liar Ben, who was NOT born on The Island, and is actually a murdering usurper. Was Krista satisfied now that she's gotten the Ben episode she's been asking for? Has Jaime gone back to not considering Kate her favorite? Will Jack ever shut the fuck up? Listen and see!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13829326</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2018 03:38:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13829326/the_constant_3_20_the_man_behind_the_curtain.mp3" length="30491921" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Frequent guest and fellow Unspoiled co-host Maggie joins us to discuss Ben. And Richard. Mostly Richard. But also that little lying liar Ben, who was NOT born on The Island, and is actually a murdering usurper. Was Krista satisfied now that she's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Frequent guest and fellow Unspoiled co-host Maggie joins us to discuss Ben. And Richard. Mostly Richard. But also that little lying liar Ben, who was NOT born on The Island, and is actually a murdering usurper. Was Krista satisfied now that she's gotten the Ben episode she's been asking for? Has Jaime gone back to not considering Kate her favorite? Will Jack ever shut the fuck up? Listen and see!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3812</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.19 The Brig</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-19-the-brig--13780011</link><description><![CDATA[Ben tells Locke that he has to kill his father in order to really become One Of Them. Locke can't do it, but Richard gives him an alternative solution. So, Locke gets Sawyer to do his dirty work for him. No one is sad to see this piece of shit go.<br /> <br />On the beach, our "campers" are tending to an injured Naomi and Charlie thinks they should get Jack to help because, well, he's a doctor. Desmond speaks for all of us in suggesting that Jack isn't so trustworthy of late, but there is another option: Sayid. Always choose Sayid, people! This leads to some minor interrogation between torturer and parachutist, and ends with her handing over her satellite phone. But then Kate is let in on the secret and immediately tells Jack what's up. Dammit, Kate!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13780011</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2018 01:07:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13780011/the_constant_3_19_the_brig.mp3" length="25579856" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ben tells Locke that he has to kill his father in order to really become One Of Them. Locke can't do it, but Richard gives him an alternative solution. So, Locke gets Sawyer to do his dirty work for him. No one is sad to see this piece of shit go....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben tells Locke that he has to kill his father in order to really become One Of Them. Locke can't do it, but Richard gives him an alternative solution. So, Locke gets Sawyer to do his dirty work for him. No one is sad to see this piece of shit go.<br /> <br />On the beach, our "campers" are tending to an injured Naomi and Charlie thinks they should get Jack to help because, well, he's a doctor. Desmond speaks for all of us in suggesting that Jack isn't so trustworthy of late, but there is another option: Sayid. Always choose Sayid, people! This leads to some minor interrogation between torturer and parachutist, and ends with her handing over her satellite phone. But then Kate is let in on the secret and immediately tells Jack what's up. Dammit, Kate!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3198</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.18 D.O.C.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-18-d-o-c--13723939</link><description><![CDATA[We get more evidence that if Jin and Sun just talked to each other instead of always lying, they'd be much better off. We also get evidence that their baby is theirs, was conceived on the Island, and what that means for Sun and the baby.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13723939</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2018 17:03:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13723939/the_constant_d_o_c.mp3" length="24895865" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We get more evidence that if Jin and Sun just talked to each other instead of always lying, they'd be much better off. We also get evidence that their baby is theirs, was conceived on the Island, and what that means for Sun and the baby.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We get more evidence that if Jin and Sun just talked to each other instead of always lying, they'd be much better off. We also get evidence that their baby is theirs, was conceived on the Island, and what that means for Sun and the baby.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3112</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.17 Catch-22</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-17-catch-22--13679848</link><description><![CDATA[Desmond has a flash of a parachutist, the wire into the ocean, and Charlie being speared in the throat, so he of course takes three unsuspecting companions on a "camping trip" to put all of these pieces together. They find the wire, they make their way through the jungle, Charlie escapes death, and a woman with a picture of Desmond and Penny tucked into her Portuguese copy of Catch-22 falls from the sky after bailing out of a crashing helicopter. Who's helicopter? And why does she know who Desmond is?<br /><br />Fair warning: we have spoilers in here for The Justice League, Game of Thrones seasons 6 and 7, and the most recent season of The Walking Dead. Oh, and I accidentally spoil Krista on something because I thought it happened in this episode. It's not a huge spoiler, don't worry. But also don't yell at me.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13679848</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2017 23:48:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13679848/the_constant_catch_22.mp3" length="26837913" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Desmond has a flash of a parachutist, the wire into the ocean, and Charlie being speared in the throat, so he of course takes three unsuspecting companions on a "camping trip" to put all of these pieces together. They find the wire, they make their...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Desmond has a flash of a parachutist, the wire into the ocean, and Charlie being speared in the throat, so he of course takes three unsuspecting companions on a "camping trip" to put all of these pieces together. They find the wire, they make their way through the jungle, Charlie escapes death, and a woman with a picture of Desmond and Penny tucked into her Portuguese copy of Catch-22 falls from the sky after bailing out of a crashing helicopter. Who's helicopter? And why does she know who Desmond is?<br /><br />Fair warning: we have spoilers in here for The Justice League, Game of Thrones seasons 6 and 7, and the most recent season of The Walking Dead. Oh, and I accidentally spoil Krista on something because I thought it happened in this episode. It's not a huge spoiler, don't worry. But also don't yell at me.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3355</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.16 One Of Us</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-16-one-of-us--13638769</link><description><![CDATA[Jack says that Juliet is One of Us. Everyone else thinks she's One of Them. Juliet isn't saying either way, but we know she's on some secret mission dictated by Ben, who has manipulated her into staying on the Island for three years when she knew after six months that she wasn't any use to their fertility issues. So, who's right? Which side is Juliet really on?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13638769</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 23:43:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13638769/the_constant_one_of_us.mp3" length="22959878" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jack says that Juliet is One of Us. Everyone else thinks she's One of Them. Juliet isn't saying either way, but we know she's on some secret mission dictated by Ben, who has manipulated her into staying on the Island for three years when she knew...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jack says that Juliet is One of Us. Everyone else thinks she's One of Them. Juliet isn't saying either way, but we know she's on some secret mission dictated by Ben, who has manipulated her into staying on the Island for three years when she knew after six months that she wasn't any use to their fertility issues. So, who's right? Which side is Juliet really on?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2870</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.15 Left Behind</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-15-left-behind--13582106</link><description><![CDATA[In what many people will recall as the episode where Kate and Juliet are handcuffed together, we were more interested in Kate and Cassidy meeting and being friends. There's also a bit of psychoanalysis as we talk out why this episode struck such a chord with me. Krista is a good on-the-spot therapist. We also very much enjoyed Hurley conning Sawyer into being a nice guy, and a leader.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13582106</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 11:44:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13582106/the_constant_left_behind.mp3" length="26068868" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In what many people will recall as the episode where Kate and Juliet are handcuffed together, we were more interested in Kate and Cassidy meeting and being friends. There's also a bit of psychoanalysis as we talk out why this episode struck such a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In what many people will recall as the episode where Kate and Juliet are handcuffed together, we were more interested in Kate and Cassidy meeting and being friends. There's also a bit of psychoanalysis as we talk out why this episode struck such a chord with me. Krista is a good on-the-spot therapist. We also very much enjoyed Hurley conning Sawyer into being a nice guy, and a leader.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3259</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.14 Expose</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-14-expose--13532826</link><description><![CDATA[Unscrupled Buffy co-host Money joins us to discuss Nikki and Paolo's swan song...not that they had much of an introduction when it all comes down to it. We compare this episode to Clue, Buffy's "The Zeppo," and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, which should tell you that all three of us really enjoyed the episode. If only Nikki and Paolo had been this interesting the whole time.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13532826</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 20:18:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13532826/the_constant_expose.mp3" length="36095918" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Unscrupled Buffy co-host Money joins us to discuss Nikki and Paolo's swan song...not that they had much of an introduction when it all comes down to it. We compare this episode to Clue, Buffy's "The Zeppo," and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Unscrupled Buffy co-host Money joins us to discuss Nikki and Paolo's swan song...not that they had much of an introduction when it all comes down to it. We compare this episode to Clue, Buffy's "The Zeppo," and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, which should tell you that all three of us really enjoyed the episode. If only Nikki and Paolo had been this interesting the whole time.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4512</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.13 The Man From Tallahassee</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-13-the-man-from-tallahassee--13464809</link><description><![CDATA[We are joined by fellow Unspoiled host Maggie to discuss why Locke is so selfish, whether his dad is the worst of the Bad Dads, what we like about Ben Linus, with brief forays into Jack and Kate, Richard Alpert's eyelashes, and as always: the fact that everyone should just listen to Sayid.<br /><br /> <br />So tell us, is Ben Linus the best villain ever? Did you expect Anthony Cooper to be in the Magic Box? And how much is Jack going to bray at Locke for blowing up that submarine?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13464809</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 17:07:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13464809/the_constant_the_man_from_tallahassee.mp3" length="27379170" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are joined by fellow Unspoiled host Maggie to discuss why Locke is so selfish, whether his dad is the worst of the Bad Dads, what we like about Ben Linus, with brief forays into Jack and Kate, Richard Alpert's eyelashes, and as always: the fact...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are joined by fellow Unspoiled host Maggie to discuss why Locke is so selfish, whether his dad is the worst of the Bad Dads, what we like about Ben Linus, with brief forays into Jack and Kate, Richard Alpert's eyelashes, and as always: the fact that everyone should just listen to Sayid.<br /><br /> <br />So tell us, is Ben Linus the best villain ever? Did you expect Anthony Cooper to be in the Magic Box? And how much is Jack going to bray at Locke for blowing up that submarine?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3423</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.12 Par Avion</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-12-par-avion--13324757</link><description><![CDATA[The secret is out! Claire's dad is also Jack's dad! Sooo soapy. She takes learning that Christian Shepherd is her father about as well and any of us would, because he sucks. On the Island, Claire has the smart idea after seeing some migrating sea birds to catch one and attach a letter to its tracker so they can maybe be rescued. She doesn't understand why Charlie seems against this, but later Desmond actually tells her the truth: he's having visions of Charlie's death and has been trying to save him over and over. Guys...is Charlie going to die? [insert 10,000 crying emojis]]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13324757</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:43:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13324757/the_constant_par_avion.mp3" length="33429965" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The secret is out! Claire's dad is also Jack's dad! Sooo soapy. She takes learning that Christian Shepherd is her father about as well and any of us would, because he sucks. On the Island, Claire has the smart idea after seeing some migrating sea...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The secret is out! Claire's dad is also Jack's dad! Sooo soapy. She takes learning that Christian Shepherd is her father about as well and any of us would, because he sucks. On the Island, Claire has the smart idea after seeing some migrating sea birds to catch one and attach a letter to its tracker so they can maybe be rescued. She doesn't understand why Charlie seems against this, but later Desmond actually tells her the truth: he's having visions of Charlie's death and has been trying to save him over and over. Guys...is Charlie going to die? 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Sayid has a plan for what to use him for but Locke has plans of his own - like blowing up the cabin, which just happened to be the one way to communicate off the Island.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13279943</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 01:57:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13279943/the_constant_enter_77.mp3" length="33075954" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We learn more about Sayid's torturer days in this week's flashback. Guess there some women he was willing to torture, just not Nadia. His victim, Amira, has more mercy on him than he probably deserves.&#13;
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On the Island, Sayid, Kate, and Locke come...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We learn more about Sayid's torturer days in this week's flashback. Guess there some women he was willing to torture, just not Nadia. His victim, Amira, has more mercy on him than he probably deserves.<br /><br />On the Island, Sayid, Kate, and Locke come across a cabin inhabited by Mikhail, the guy with the eyepatch from earlier in the season. Mikhail is a liar, and an Other, and they take him prisoner. 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This is a guy who was abandoned by his dad and yet he never let that define him. There is no whining from this guy about any of that. He just went on to be a sweet, thoughtful, caring guy...who happens to be cursed by some crazy numbers. We only wish his mother didn't shine in such a bad light in this episode, but otherwise, we loved it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13222824</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 01:16:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13222824/the_constant_tricia_tanaka_is_dead.mp3" length="20831839" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After last week, this episode was a joy for us to watch, and discuss. It's a good Hurley story, with a healthy dose of hilarious male bonding, and very little to take away from the fun. Plus: Vincent! We meet Hurley's dad, played by Cheech Marin (the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After last week, this episode was a joy for us to watch, and discuss. It's a good Hurley story, with a healthy dose of hilarious male bonding, and very little to take away from the fun. Plus: Vincent! We meet Hurley's dad, played by Cheech Marin (the newest member of the Lost Bad Dad Club), and it really makes us appreciate Hurley as a person more. This is a guy who was abandoned by his dad and yet he never let that define him. There is no whining from this guy about any of that. He just went on to be a sweet, thoughtful, caring guy...who happens to be cursed by some crazy numbers. We only wish his mother didn't shine in such a bad light in this episode, but otherwise, we loved it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2604</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.09 Stranger in a Strange Land</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-09-stranger-in-a-strange-land--13132047</link><description><![CDATA[We made it, you guys. We watched, we discussed, we conquered this terrible episode. Everyone who's watched Lost knows this is the worst episode of the entire series, and many of us have been waiting to see what Krista would think of it. She did not disappoint. She also didn't threaten to quit, which is a relief.<br /> <br /> <br />So. In this episode we have some interesting Other Island stuff with Juliet being put on some kind of trial for killing Pickett, and Jack deciding whether or not to help her, and Ben. Three guesses where he lands, and the first two don't count. Meanwhile, the escapees make their way back to The Island, and Sawyer shows his squishy heart in giving Karl some advice.<br /> <br /> <br />If you want to hear what we have to say about the flashbacks, well, press play.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13132047</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2017 12:04:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13132047/the_constant_stranger_in_a_strange_land.mp3" length="39971863" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We made it, you guys. We watched, we discussed, we conquered this terrible episode. Everyone who's watched Lost knows this is the worst episode of the entire series, and many of us have been waiting to see what Krista would think of it. She did not...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We made it, you guys. We watched, we discussed, we conquered this terrible episode. Everyone who's watched Lost knows this is the worst episode of the entire series, and many of us have been waiting to see what Krista would think of it. She did not disappoint. She also didn't threaten to quit, which is a relief.<br /> <br /> <br />So. In this episode we have some interesting Other Island stuff with Juliet being put on some kind of trial for killing Pickett, and Jack deciding whether or not to help her, and Ben. Three guesses where he lands, and the first two don't count. Meanwhile, the escapees make their way back to The Island, and Sawyer shows his squishy heart in giving Karl some advice.<br /> <br /> <br />If you want to hear what we have to say about the flashbacks, well, press play.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2499</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.08 Flashes Before Your Eyes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-08-flashes-before-your-eyes--13071208</link><description><![CDATA[We learn what's going on with Desmond since the Hatch Explosion and it's sort of what Krista was thinking: he's seeing the future. But it's Charlie's future, and the outlook's not good. He also flashed into his own consciousness in 1996 when he was moving in with Penny and hoping to marry her. He meets a mysterious lady, has weird memories of The Island, and throws it all away as he's...destined to do?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13071208</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2017 19:41:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13071208/the_constant_flashes_before_your_eyes.mp3" length="22983911" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We learn what's going on with Desmond since the Hatch Explosion and it's sort of what Krista was thinking: he's seeing the future. But it's Charlie's future, and the outlook's not good. He also flashed into his own consciousness in 1996 when he was...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We learn what's going on with Desmond since the Hatch Explosion and it's sort of what Krista was thinking: he's seeing the future. But it's Charlie's future, and the outlook's not good. He also flashed into his own consciousness in 1996 when he was moving in with Penny and hoping to marry her. He meets a mysterious lady, has weird memories of The Island, and throws it all away as he's...destined to do?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2873</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.07 Not In Portland</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-07-not-in-portland--13014292</link><description><![CDATA[We are joined by Unspoiled Twin Peaks co-host Maggie to discuss Juliet... and to gush about Richard Alpert. He's really pretty, guys.<br /> <br />Juliet and Jack are both frustrating in this episode because they could have just let Ben die and I don't know...take over themselves? We'll never know because Ben strikes a deal with Juliet that she seems to think he'll keep, and convinces Jack to complete the surgery in exchange for letting Kate and Sawyer go.<br /><br />Kate and Sawyer, meanwhile, are helped by Alex, who ropes them in to saving her boyfriend from the brainwashing unit, and they get on a boat and head back to their island.<br /> <br />We pose a question of whether there is a more manipulative character in all of television, movies, or books than Ben Linus. Please let us know if you can think of one, because we couldn't.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13014292</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2017 23:46:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13014292/the_constant_3_07_not_in_portland.mp3" length="31147908" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are joined by Unspoiled Twin Peaks co-host Maggie to discuss Juliet... and to gush about Richard Alpert. He's really pretty, guys.&#13;
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Juliet and Jack are both frustrating in this episode because they could have just let Ben die and I don't...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are joined by Unspoiled Twin Peaks co-host Maggie to discuss Juliet... and to gush about Richard Alpert. He's really pretty, guys.<br /> <br />Juliet and Jack are both frustrating in this episode because they could have just let Ben die and I don't know...take over themselves? We'll never know because Ben strikes a deal with Juliet that she seems to think he'll keep, and convinces Jack to complete the surgery in exchange for letting Kate and Sawyer go.<br /><br />Kate and Sawyer, meanwhile, are helped by Alex, who ropes them in to saving her boyfriend from the brainwashing unit, and they get on a boat and head back to their island.<br /> <br />We pose a question of whether there is a more manipulative character in all of television, movies, or books than Ben Linus. Please let us know if you can think of one, because we couldn't.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3894</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.06 I Do</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-06-i-do--12959624</link><description><![CDATA[Well, look at that! It's a Kate episode and we both actually really enjoyed it! And not just because Nathan Fillion is a guest star (but that doesn't hurt). No, in this episode Kate does most things right, and it's a refreshing change.<br /> <br />Jack also decides to perform Ben's surgery, but he's got some stipulations: he'll sew up the damage he personally caused as long as Kate and Sawyer are allowed to escape. Will this gamble work, or will he let Ben die? WE SHALL SEE!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12959624</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2017 00:22:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12959624/the_constant_3_06_i_do.mp3" length="21959284" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, look at that! It's a Kate episode and we both actually really enjoyed it! And not just because Nathan Fillion is a guest star (but that doesn't hurt). No, in this episode Kate does most things right, and it's a refreshing change.&#13;
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Jack also...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, look at that! It's a Kate episode and we both actually really enjoyed it! And not just because Nathan Fillion is a guest star (but that doesn't hurt). No, in this episode Kate does most things right, and it's a refreshing change.<br /> <br />Jack also decides to perform Ben's surgery, but he's got some stipulations: he'll sew up the damage he personally caused as long as Kate and Sawyer are allowed to escape. Will this gamble work, or will he let Ben die? WE SHALL SEE!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2745</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.05 The Cost of Living</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-05-the-cost-of-living--12901356</link><description><![CDATA[And now we say goodbye to Mr. Eko. It's a satisfying end to his story, but it still sucks to see him go.<br /> <br />On the Other Island, Jack is faced with the prospect of doing surgery on Ben's spinal tumor, and Juliet proposes he just let Ben die on the table. We're guessing Mr. I'm Gonna Fix You doesn't have it in him to do such a thing, even if it is the best move he could make.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12901356</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2017 17:31:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12901356/the_constant_3_05_the_cost_of_living.mp3" length="29551931" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>And now we say goodbye to Mr. Eko. It's a satisfying end to his story, but it still sucks to see him go.&#13;
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On the Other Island, Jack is faced with the prospect of doing surgery on Ben's spinal tumor, and Juliet proposes he just let Ben die on the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[And now we say goodbye to Mr. Eko. It's a satisfying end to his story, but it still sucks to see him go.<br /> <br />On the Other Island, Jack is faced with the prospect of doing surgery on Ben's spinal tumor, and Juliet proposes he just let Ben die on the table. We're guessing Mr. I'm Gonna Fix You doesn't have it in him to do such a thing, even if it is the best move he could make.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3694</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.04 Every Man For Himself</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-04-every-man-for-himself--12855064</link><description><![CDATA[We're back! Thank you for your patience during our longer-than-planned hiatus. But now that we're finished with our individual travels and healthy again, you won't be getting rid of us so easily! Mwahaha.<br /> <br />On to the show! In this episode, we learn that Ben knows exactly how to get Sawyer to behave, and that the con man can be conned. Kate says the "L" word about Sawyer, but we're not sure if she's telling the truth. Jack plays an angle with Juliet that leads nowhere, because his surgeon skills are needed NOW and there's no more time for mind games.<br /> <br />And they're on an OTHER ISLAND! How about that!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12855064</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:44:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12855064/the_constant_3_04_every_man_for_himself.mp3" length="20739888" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back! Thank you for your patience during our longer-than-planned hiatus. But now that we're finished with our individual travels and healthy again, you won't be getting rid of us so easily! Mwahaha.&#13;
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On to the show! In this episode, we learn...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back! Thank you for your patience during our longer-than-planned hiatus. But now that we're finished with our individual travels and healthy again, you won't be getting rid of us so easily! Mwahaha.<br /> <br />On to the show! In this episode, we learn that Ben knows exactly how to get Sawyer to behave, and that the con man can be conned. Kate says the "L" word about Sawyer, but we're not sure if she's telling the truth. Jack plays an angle with Juliet that leads nowhere, because his surgeon skills are needed NOW and there's no more time for mind games.<br /> <br />And they're on an OTHER ISLAND! How about that!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2593</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.03 Further Instructions</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-03-further-instructions--12591228</link><description><![CDATA[BOOOOONE.<br /> <br /> <br />I mean, Locke goes on a vision quest and his guide is Boone. He is instructed to save Eko FROM A POLAR BEAR, which he and Charlie successfully do. Elsewhere, Desmond is running around naked and seeing the future. And there's these two randos who seem to think they're part of the group, but we've never seen them before. Shut up, Nikki.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12591228</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2017 00:46:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12591228/the_constant_3_03_further_instructions.mp3" length="22060848" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>BOOOOONE.&#13;
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I mean, Locke goes on a vision quest and his guide is Boone. He is instructed to save Eko FROM A POLAR BEAR, which he and Charlie successfully do. Elsewhere, Desmond is running around naked and seeing the future. And there's these two...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[BOOOOONE.<br /> <br /> <br />I mean, Locke goes on a vision quest and his guide is Boone. He is instructed to save Eko FROM A POLAR BEAR, which he and Charlie successfully do. Elsewhere, Desmond is running around naked and seeing the future. And there's these two randos who seem to think they're part of the group, but we've never seen them before. Shut up, Nikki.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2758</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.02 The Glass Ballerina</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-02-the-glass-ballerina--12546490</link><description><![CDATA[This is a really short one, guys. We just had so little to say about this episode. We didn't learn anything new, really, and it just mostly felt like filler. I can't even think of anything to write about it here. Sun's a liar. Jin knows more English than he lets on. Sayid is smart, but not so smart that he can outsmart the Others who have cameras or spies on the island. They lose the boat. Sun shoots a woman. Jack finds out that the Red Sox actually won the World Series while he's been on the Island. I bet Christian Shepherd wishes he were alive for that.<br /> <br /> <br />We'll be back with a much more exciting episode next week!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12546490</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2017 16:28:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12546490/the_constant_3_02_the_glass_ballerina.mp3" length="15463780" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is a really short one, guys. We just had so little to say about this episode. We didn't learn anything new, really, and it just mostly felt like filler. I can't even think of anything to write about it here. Sun's a liar. Jin knows more English...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is a really short one, guys. We just had so little to say about this episode. We didn't learn anything new, really, and it just mostly felt like filler. I can't even think of anything to write about it here. Sun's a liar. Jin knows more English than he lets on. Sayid is smart, but not so smart that he can outsmart the Others who have cameras or spies on the island. They lose the boat. Sun shoots a woman. Jack finds out that the Red Sox actually won the World Series while he's been on the Island. I bet Christian Shepherd wishes he were alive for that.<br /> <br /> <br />We'll be back with a much more exciting episode next week!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1933</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 3.01 A Tale of Two Cities</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-3-01-a-tale-of-two-cities--12497838</link><description><![CDATA[It's very possible that season 3 is my favorite, so you can imagine how excited I am to get started. In this episode, Jack learns to let go, Sawyer learns how to get a fish biscuit, - not a euphemism - and Kate learns...nothing, really. But her hair looks great and she gets to wear a dress, so that's something. We also meet Juliet, who is probably the character I've been most excited to get to talk about after Desmond, so yeah. I'm super psyched that we've reached this season.<br /> <br />Thank you to everyone who wrote reviews for us! Krista is working hard on her drawing of the Island, and we'll let everyone know as soon as she's finished and ready to share. You're all awesome!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12497838</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2017 19:03:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12497838/the_constant_3_01_a_tale_of_two_cities.mp3" length="24588457" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's very possible that season 3 is my favorite, so you can imagine how excited I am to get started. In this episode, Jack learns to let go, Sawyer learns how to get a fish biscuit, - not a euphemism - and Kate learns...nothing, really. But her hair...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's very possible that season 3 is my favorite, so you can imagine how excited I am to get started. In this episode, Jack learns to let go, Sawyer learns how to get a fish biscuit, - not a euphemism - and Kate learns...nothing, really. But her hair looks great and she gets to wear a dress, so that's something. We also meet Juliet, who is probably the character I've been most excited to get to talk about after Desmond, so yeah. I'm super psyched that we've reached this season.<br /> <br />Thank you to everyone who wrote reviews for us! Krista is working hard on her drawing of the Island, and we'll let everyone know as soon as she's finished and ready to share. You're all awesome!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3074</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.23:2.24 Live Together Die Alone</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-23-2-24-live-together-die-alone--12450452</link><description><![CDATA[Ooh, Desmond is back! And we learn about his time pushing the button. There's a statue of a foot with four toes. Michael and Waaaaaaaaaaaalt get on a boat and vamoose the fuck off The Island. Locke and Eko battle over their existential crises and Desmond initiates the failsafe. Everything shakes. The sky goes white, and purple. There's a loud noise. The Hatch blissfully blows up. Jack, Kate, and Sawyer are taken captive by The Others. "Henry Gale" is indeed their leader. Some Portuguese-speaking men on a boat somewhere in a cold climate notice an electromagnetic anomaly and make a phone call. To Penny. Desmond's Penny.<br /> <br />Listen as we discuss all this excitement with guest host Maggie! And come back next week when we start Season 3!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12450452</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2017 21:36:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12450452/the_constant_2_23_2_24_live_together_die_alone.mp3" length="55634466" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ooh, Desmond is back! And we learn about his time pushing the button. There's a statue of a foot with four toes. Michael and Waaaaaaaaaaaalt get on a boat and vamoose the fuck off The Island. Locke and Eko battle over their existential crises and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ooh, Desmond is back! And we learn about his time pushing the button. There's a statue of a foot with four toes. Michael and Waaaaaaaaaaaalt get on a boat and vamoose the fuck off The Island. Locke and Eko battle over their existential crises and Desmond initiates the failsafe. Everything shakes. The sky goes white, and purple. There's a loud noise. The Hatch blissfully blows up. Jack, Kate, and Sawyer are taken captive by The Others. "Henry Gale" is indeed their leader. Some Portuguese-speaking men on a boat somewhere in a cold climate notice an electromagnetic anomaly and make a phone call. To Penny. Desmond's Penny.<br /> <br />Listen as we discuss all this excitement with guest host Maggie! And come back next week when we start Season 3!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6955</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.22 Three Minutes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-22-three-minutes--12390233</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode we learn what actually happened to Michael when he went to find Walt, and why he has gone to the extreme and twitchy measures that he has. Does that mean we forgive him? Hell. No. We are very much Team Smartypants Sayid, who figures out very quickly that Michael has been compromised and is probably leading four of them into a trap. Now it's a matter of whether Jack actually listens to Sayid or not.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12390233</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2017 22:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12390233/the_constant_2_22_three_minutes.mp3" length="34309978" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode we learn what actually happened to Michael when he went to find Walt, and why he has gone to the extreme and twitchy measures that he has. Does that mean we forgive him? Hell. No. We are very much Team Smartypants Sayid, who figures...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode we learn what actually happened to Michael when he went to find Walt, and why he has gone to the extreme and twitchy measures that he has. Does that mean we forgive him? Hell. 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Screw you, Michael.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12348385</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2017 23:06:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12348385/the_constant_2_21.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It seems that Locke only likes these Island Quests when he's the one being sent on them. It's not so fun for him when he's the one being forced to follow. This time it's Eko on a mission, and what he finds is another damn hatch.&#13;
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Meanwhile, we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It seems that Locke only likes these Island Quests when he's the one being sent on them. It's not so fun for him when he's the one being forced to follow. This time it's Eko on a mission, and what he finds is another damn hatch.<br /> <br />Meanwhile, we officially lose Libby. Screw you, Michael.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3136</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.20 Two For The Road</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-20-two-for-the-road--12289537</link><description><![CDATA[Goddamn it, Michael! What more can I say?<br /><br />This is one of the episodes I was most excited to talk about with Krista, especially after how much she ended up loving both Ana-Lucia and Libby. Hopefully she'll recover from the loss.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12289537</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2017 19:35:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12289537/the_constant_2_20_two_for_the_road.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goddamn it, Michael! What more can I say?&#13;
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This is one of the episodes I was most excited to talk about with Krista, especially after how much she ended up loving both Ana-Lucia and Libby. Hopefully she'll recover from the loss.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Goddamn it, Michael! What more can I say?<br /><br />This is one of the episodes I was most excited to talk about with Krista, especially after how much she ended up loving both Ana-Lucia and Libby. Hopefully she'll recover from the loss.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4624</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.19 S.O.S.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-19-s-o-s--12237561</link><description><![CDATA[Well, Krista finally gets her Rose and Bernard episode, and it's a sweet story. We don't learn too much, other than the fact that the Island healed more than just Locke with its magical powers.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12237561</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2017 22:23:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12237561/the_constant_2_19_s_o_s.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, Krista finally gets her Rose and Bernard episode, and it's a sweet story. We don't learn too much, other than the fact that the Island healed more than just Locke with its magical powers.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, Krista finally gets her Rose and Bernard episode, and it's a sweet story. We don't learn too much, other than the fact that the Island healed more than just Locke with its magical powers.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2619</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant -2.18 Dave</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-18-dave--12178371</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode we are joined by another Unspoiled co-host, Chris a.k.a. Money...or maybe it's all in our heads.<br /> <br />We discuss Hurley's terrible therapy, fatshaming, whether Libby is a lying liar like everyone else, and why Ana-Lucia should know better than to allow a gun to be shot off in a concrete room where it could ricochet and hit someone.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12178371</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2017 20:37:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12178371/the_constant_2_18_dave.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode we are joined by another Unspoiled co-host, Chris a.k.a. Money...or maybe it's all in our heads.&#13;
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We discuss Hurley's terrible therapy, fatshaming, whether Libby is a lying liar like everyone else, and why Ana-Lucia should know...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode we are joined by another Unspoiled co-host, Chris a.k.a. Money...or maybe it's all in our heads.<br /> <br />We discuss Hurley's terrible therapy, fatshaming, whether Libby is a lying liar like everyone else, and why Ana-Lucia should know better than to allow a gun to be shot off in a concrete room where it could ricochet and hit someone.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5913</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.17 Lockdown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-17-lockdown--12112227</link><description><![CDATA[Unspoiled Co-host Maggie joins us to talk about that crazy liar Henry, Locke's daddy issues, how awesome Helen is, why Sayid should be the leader of everything ever, and maybe a little about Jack and Sawyer's dick-measuring poker match.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12112227</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2017 15:25:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12112227/the_constant_2_17_lockdown.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Unspoiled Co-host Maggie joins us to talk about that crazy liar Henry, Locke's daddy issues, how awesome Helen is, why Sayid should be the leader of everything ever, and maybe a little about Jack and Sawyer's dick-measuring poker match.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Unspoiled Co-host Maggie joins us to talk about that crazy liar Henry, Locke's daddy issues, how awesome Helen is, why Sayid should be the leader of everything ever, and maybe a little about Jack and Sawyer's dick-measuring poker match.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5381</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.16 The Whole Truth</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-16-the-whole-truth--12065169</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, Sun is a lying liar and Jin is a controlling jerk. Wait...I thought we were in season 2. What the hell is this?<br /> <br />Meanwhile, Ana-Lucia teams up with Sayid because, for now at least, they are the only people on this whole damn island with any sense.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12065169</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2017 16:57:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12065169/the_constant_2_16_the_whole_truth.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Sun is a lying liar and Jin is a controlling jerk. Wait...I thought we were in season 2. What the hell is this?&#13;
 &#13;
Meanwhile, Ana-Lucia teams up with Sayid because, for now at least, they are the only people on this whole damn island...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, Sun is a lying liar and Jin is a controlling jerk. Wait...I thought we were in season 2. What the hell is this?<br /> <br />Meanwhile, Ana-Lucia teams up with Sayid because, for now at least, they are the only people on this whole damn island with any sense.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4078</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.15 Maternity Leave</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-15-maternity-leave--12001794</link><description><![CDATA[We go on a trip down memory lane in this episode, as Claire tries to remember what happened to her when Ethan kidnapped her. It turns out she was brainwashed or something, and was totally willing to give up Aaron, and her life, to The Others, but a ~mysterious~ teenage girl set her free.<br /><br />Meanwhile, Eko makes a confession to Henry, whose motivations are still a question mark, and Jack and Locke continue their power struggle.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12001794</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2017 19:27:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12001794/the_constant_2_15_maternity_leave.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We go on a trip down memory lane in this episode, as Claire tries to remember what happened to her when Ethan kidnapped her. It turns out she was brainwashed or something, and was totally willing to give up Aaron, and her life, to The Others, but a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We go on a trip down memory lane in this episode, as Claire tries to remember what happened to her when Ethan kidnapped her. It turns out she was brainwashed or something, and was totally willing to give up Aaron, and her life, to The Others, but a ~mysterious~ teenage girl set her free.<br /><br />Meanwhile, Eko makes a confession to Henry, whose motivations are still a question mark, and Jack and Locke continue their power struggle.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4346</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.14 One of Them</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-14-one-of-them--11946753</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode we meet the mysterious Henry Gale. Is he a liar? Is he being truthful? Or should we just trust Sayid's instincts? We don't know yet, but we do know that we shouldn't trust Jack's. He's an idiot.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11946753</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2017 22:09:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11946753/the_constant_2_14_one_of_them.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode we meet the mysterious Henry Gale. Is he a liar? Is he being truthful? Or should we just trust Sayid's instincts? We don't know yet, but we do know that we shouldn't trust Jack's. He's an idiot.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode we meet the mysterious Henry Gale. Is he a liar? Is he being truthful? Or should we just trust Sayid's instincts? We don't know yet, but we do know that we shouldn't trust Jack's. He's an idiot.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4044</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.13 The Long Con</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-13-the-long-con--11891899</link><description><![CDATA[What can I say about this episode? We started out talking about Sawyer's conning abilities, and ended up with almost 15 minutes of Krista's whacked-out guesses on what's going to happen on the show. She's experiencing what those of us who watched this as it aired did: complete WTF-ery. Did she get anything right? Maaaaaaybe. Maaaaaaaaybe not. She'll just have to wait and see, just like we all did.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11891899</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 20:32:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11891899/the_constant_2_13_the_long_con.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What can I say about this episode? We started out talking about Sawyer's conning abilities, and ended up with almost 15 minutes of Krista's whacked-out guesses on what's going to happen on the show. She's experiencing what those of us who watched this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What can I say about this episode? We started out talking about Sawyer's conning abilities, and ended up with almost 15 minutes of Krista's whacked-out guesses on what's going to happen on the show. She's experiencing what those of us who watched this as it aired did: complete WTF-ery. Did she get anything right? Maaaaaaybe. Maaaaaaaaybe not. She'll just have to wait and see, just like we all did.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3477</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.12 Fire + Water</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-12-fire-water--11837701</link><description><![CDATA[And we're back! And we get to talk about what a dumbass Charlie is being, and how if he just stopped acting like a lunatic and explained to Claire what was going on, that he'd probably find himself less ostracized and not in need of stitches. 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And we get to talk about what a dumbass Charlie is being, and how if he just stopped acting like a lunatic and explained to Claire what was going on, that he'd probably find himself less ostracized and not in need of stitches. But that's not how things work on The Island, so instead of a nice story about a guy thinking a baby needs a baptism, we get a guy being an idiot and stealing a baby.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4189</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.11 The Hunting Party</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-11-the-hunting-party--11727803</link><description><![CDATA[Ok, I'll be honest with you: we didn't love this episode. But here's the good news: from this point on, the season is firing on all cylinders. It's only uphill from here. We just have to get through this Jack episode, that's all. <br /><br />Be sure to listen all the way to the end. There's a little bonus for those of you who enjoy when we get super ridiculous.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11727803</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2017 00:43:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11727803/the_constant_2_11_the_hunting_party.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ok, I'll be honest with you: we didn't love this episode. But here's the good news: from this point on, the season is firing on all cylinders. It's only uphill from here. We just have to get through this Jack episode, that's all. &#13;
&#13;
Be sure to listen...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ok, I'll be honest with you: we didn't love this episode. But here's the good news: from this point on, the season is firing on all cylinders. It's only uphill from here. We just have to get through this Jack episode, that's all. <br /><br />Be sure to listen all the way to the end. There's a little bonus for those of you who enjoy when we get super ridiculous.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2994</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.10 The 23rd Psalm</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-10-the-23rd-psalm--11669578</link><description><![CDATA[It's a Mr. Eko episode, and it did not disappoint! Krista sort of gets an answer to whether or not Eko is a priest, and we find out that the plane that killed Boone also killed Eko's brother Yemi. <br />Oh, and we get a really good look at the Smoke Monster. WHAT IS IT?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11669578</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2017 02:10:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11669578/the_constant_2_10_the_23rd_psalm.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a Mr. Eko episode, and it did not disappoint! Krista sort of gets an answer to whether or not Eko is a priest, and we find out that the plane that killed Boone also killed Eko's brother Yemi. &#13;
Oh, and we get a really good look at the Smoke...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a Mr. Eko episode, and it did not disappoint! Krista sort of gets an answer to whether or not Eko is a priest, and we find out that the plane that killed Boone also killed Eko's brother Yemi. <br />Oh, and we get a really good look at the Smoke Monster. WHAT IS IT?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3988</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.09 What Kate Did</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-09-what-kate-did--11625002</link><description><![CDATA[Well, what can I say? We were so bored by this episode. The reveal of Kate's crime is so basic, so average, so unsurprising that it ultimately was kind of a disappointment to both of us. We somehow still had fun talking about it, but mostly because we made fun of it.<br /> <br />Next week is going to be so much better. We're really excited about that one.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11625002</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2017 15:47:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11625002/the_constant_2_09_what_kate_did.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, what can I say? We were so bored by this episode. The reveal of Kate's crime is so basic, so average, so unsurprising that it ultimately was kind of a disappointment to both of us. We somehow still had fun talking about it, but mostly because we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, what can I say? We were so bored by this episode. The reveal of Kate's crime is so basic, so average, so unsurprising that it ultimately was kind of a disappointment to both of us. We somehow still had fun talking about it, but mostly because we made fun of it.<br /> <br />Next week is going to be so much better. We're really excited about that one.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3062</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.08 Collision</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-08-collision--11563871</link><description><![CDATA[Ana-Lucia's been through some shit, you guys, and not just on the Island. This poor woman deserves to have a long, long, looooong nap in a very soft bed with the comfiest blanket imaginable. She needs some chamomile tea. And a big ol' bowl of ice cream.<br /> <br />So, we talk about her a lot. We also touch on how calm Eko is, Krista tells us the story of Gilgamesh, and we finally have the reunions we've been waiting for. Love is all around! Well...except around A-L and Sayid.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11563871</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2017 00:05:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11563871/the_constant_2_08_collision.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ana-Lucia's been through some shit, you guys, and not just on the Island. This poor woman deserves to have a long, long, looooong nap in a very soft bed with the comfiest blanket imaginable. She needs some chamomile tea. And a big ol' bowl of ice...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ana-Lucia's been through some shit, you guys, and not just on the Island. This poor woman deserves to have a long, long, looooong nap in a very soft bed with the comfiest blanket imaginable. She needs some chamomile tea. And a big ol' bowl of ice cream.<br /> <br />So, we talk about her a lot. We also touch on how calm Eko is, Krista tells us the story of Gilgamesh, and we finally have the reunions we've been waiting for. Love is all around! Well...except around A-L and Sayid.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4666</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.07 The Other 48 Days</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-07-the-other-48-days--11510888</link><description><![CDATA[And here it is: we finally learn what happened to the Tailies after their crash. They had it way worse than our people, and we all give Ana-Lucia some credit for protecting them. 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We are joined by frequent guest host Maggie to discuss all of it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4006</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.06 Abandoned</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-06-abandoned--11456614</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode we are joined by Unspoiled Podcaster Money to say goodbye to Shannon.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11456614</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2017 21:31:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11456614/the_constant_2_06_abandoned.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode we are joined by Unspoiled Podcaster Money to say goodbye to Shannon.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode we are joined by Unspoiled Podcaster Money to say goodbye to Shannon.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5003</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.05 And Found</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-05-and-found--11403064</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode we get to witness Jin and Sun's lives before each other, and their adorable meet cute. We also enjoy a series of vignettes between Sun and various people as she looks for her lost wedding ring. Meanwhile, on the other side of the Island, the Tailies start their trek to join the rest of the survivors, and Jin gets a somewhat better, and creeptastic, view of The Others.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11403064</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2017 17:08:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11403064/the_constant_2_05_and_found.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode we get to witness Jin and Sun's lives before each other, and their adorable meet cute. We also enjoy a series of vignettes between Sun and various people as she looks for her lost wedding ring. Meanwhile, on the other side of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode we get to witness Jin and Sun's lives before each other, and their adorable meet cute. We also enjoy a series of vignettes between Sun and various people as she looks for her lost wedding ring. Meanwhile, on the other side of the Island, the Tailies start their trek to join the rest of the survivors, and Jin gets a somewhat better, and creeptastic, view of The Others.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4789</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.04 Everybody Hates Hugo</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-04-everybody-hates-hugo--11340879</link><description><![CDATA[Oh, Hurley.  It's so sad how he isn't overreacting to his situation because in his past, he lost friends - or, at least one friend - when he won the lottery, so he's super paranoid about being the one in charge of keeping the rest of the survivors from the food. Charlie doesn't help matters with his attitude, but in the end, Hurley is the best of them all and does the exact right thing.<br /><br />On the other side of the island, we have a bit of a debate about Ana-Lucia, but really we're just happy that Bernard is alive and can't wait for the reunion between him and Rose. It has to happen. The show isn't *that* cruel.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11340879</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2017 23:12:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11340879/the_constant_2_04_everybody_hates_hugo.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Oh, Hurley.  It's so sad how he isn't overreacting to his situation because in his past, he lost friends - or, at least one friend - when he won the lottery, so he's super paranoid about being the one in charge of keeping the rest of the survivors...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, Hurley.  It's so sad how he isn't overreacting to his situation because in his past, he lost friends - or, at least one friend - when he won the lottery, so he's super paranoid about being the one in charge of keeping the rest of the survivors from the food. Charlie doesn't help matters with his attitude, but in the end, Hurley is the best of them all and does the exact right thing.<br /><br />On the other side of the island, we have a bit of a debate about Ana-Lucia, but really we're just happy that Bernard is alive and can't wait for the reunion between him and Rose. It has to happen. The show isn't *that* cruel.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5164</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.03 Orientation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-03-orientation--11290040</link><description><![CDATA[A weird film and literal button pushing abound in this episode! We also learn who Helen really is, and we loooooove her! We might love her more than Locke, because we would NEVER choose that douchestick kidney thief over her.  Desmond also sort of explains what the Swan Station is, and then vamooses out of there, followed by Jack and bringing us the biggest cry yet from our intrepid doctor. Oh, and the rafties are thrown into a hole in the ground and tricked by Ana-Lucia, losing their gun in the process.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11290040</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2017 00:36:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11290040/the_constant_2_03_orientation.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A weird film and literal button pushing abound in this episode! We also learn who Helen really is, and we loooooove her! We might love her more than Locke, because we would NEVER choose that douchestick kidney thief over her.  Desmond also sort of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A weird film and literal button pushing abound in this episode! We also learn who Helen really is, and we loooooove her! We might love her more than Locke, because we would NEVER choose that douchestick kidney thief over her.  Desmond also sort of explains what the Swan Station is, and then vamooses out of there, followed by Jack and bringing us the biggest cry yet from our intrepid doctor. Oh, and the rafties are thrown into a hole in the ground and tricked by Ana-Lucia, losing their gun in the process.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3601</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.02 Adrift</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-02-adrift--11033692</link><description><![CDATA[So, this episode is structured differently than any of the previous season in that we revisit the happenings in the Hatch, only we see it from Locke and Kate’s perspectives (kind of. We don’t know what Desmond did to Kate, really). We also spend some time with Sawyer and Michael as they drift along peacefully…just kidding. They argue the whole time. And we end up right where we started: on the beach, on the Island. It’s actually a really great episode.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11033692</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2017 20:26:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11033692/the_constant_2_02_adrift.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So, this episode is structured differently than any of the previous season in that we revisit the happenings in the Hatch, only we see it from Locke and Kate’s perspectives (kind of. We don’t know what Desmond did to Kate, really). We also spend some...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So, this episode is structured differently than any of the previous season in that we revisit the happenings in the Hatch, only we see it from Locke and Kate’s perspectives (kind of. We don’t know what Desmond did to Kate, really). We also spend some time with Sawyer and Michael as they drift along peacefully…just kidding. They argue the whole time. And we end up right where we started: on the beach, on the Island. It’s actually a really great episode.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4193</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 2.01 Man of Science Man of Faith</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-2-01-man-of-science-man-of-faith--10833433</link><description><![CDATA[And here we are you guys, finally into season 2! I’ve been worried about this season because originally I didn’t love it, but upon rewatch I am enjoying it so much, and I hope Krista does too as we go forward. 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I’ve been worried about this season because originally I didn’t love it, but upon rewatch I am enjoying it so much, and I hope Krista does too as we go forward. In this episode we finally get inside the Hatch! We meet Desmond! We debate about Locke! We spend so much time talking about this stuff that Krista never once wonders why we haven’t seen the Rafties. It’s so fun!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4850</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TheConstant - 1.24 Exodus Part 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/theconstant-1-24-exodus-part-2--10648897</link><description><![CDATA[This week we are joined by fellow Unspoiled Podcaster Maggie to discuss the crazy season 1 finale. We changed up the format a bit and forego the scene-by-scene analysis since the finale was two hours long. We have a lot of thoughts about the Rafties, why Sayid should be the leader, Jack making decisions for Kate, Locke’s crazy faith, and what the hell the Smoke Monster is!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10648897</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2017 01:48:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10648897/theconstant_1_24_exodus_part_2.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we are joined by fellow Unspoiled Podcaster Maggie to discuss the crazy season 1 finale. We changed up the format a bit and forego the scene-by-scene analysis since the finale was two hours long. We have a lot of thoughts about the Rafties,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we are joined by fellow Unspoiled Podcaster Maggie to discuss the crazy season 1 finale. We changed up the format a bit and forego the scene-by-scene analysis since the finale was two hours long. We have a lot of thoughts about the Rafties, why Sayid should be the leader, Jack making decisions for Kate, Locke’s crazy faith, and what the hell the Smoke Monster is!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4666</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TheConstant - 1.23 Exodus Part 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/theconstant-1-23-exodus-part-1--10460536</link><description><![CDATA[And here we go, guys! In this episode everything is set up nicely for the finale! We have Danielle Rousseau showing up, black smoke, The Black Rock, the security system, and the launching of the raft. We also have a really great scene between Jack and Sawyer that gets a lot of attention.<br /><br />Next week we'll be joined by special guest Maggie for the two part finale!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10460536</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2017 00:19:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10460536/theconstant_1_23_exodus_part_1.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>And here we go, guys! In this episode everything is set up nicely for the finale! We have Danielle Rousseau showing up, black smoke, The Black Rock, the security system, and the launching of the raft. We also have a really great scene between Jack and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[And here we go, guys! In this episode everything is set up nicely for the finale! We have Danielle Rousseau showing up, black smoke, The Black Rock, the security system, and the launching of the raft. 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And speaking of Shannon, she gets a little murder-y.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10334359</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2017 17:08:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10334359/theconstant_1_21_the_greater_good.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we learn why Sayid was in Australia, where he got those pictures of Nadia, and what lengths he’d go to just to find her. Which bothers Krista a lot, because on the Island he seems to have forgotten all about her now that he’s met...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we learn why Sayid was in Australia, where he got those pictures of Nadia, and what lengths he’d go to just to find her. Which bothers Krista a lot, because on the Island he seems to have forgotten all about her now that he’s met Shannon. And speaking of Shannon, she gets a little murder-y.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5716</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TheConstant - 1.20 Do No Harm</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/theconstant-1-20-do-no-harm--10312796</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode we learn that Jack is the most committed man anyone has ever met. He’s committed to marrying a woman that he definitely saved but who may have actually saved him. He’s committed to saving Boone regardless of the lack of supplies, equipment, or available blood in his own body. Or it might be that Jack is just “committed” to being the hero. 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In this episode, we have Locke feeling like the Island is testing him, a drug smuggling plane which leads to a second plane crash (of sorts), and, well, it’s not looking good for Boone. Theresa falls up the stairs, Theresa falls down the stairs.<br /><br />Oh, and Sawyer gets the best glasses ever.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10294481</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2017 00:27:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10294481/theconstant_1_19_deus_ex_machina.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here we go, guys. In this episode, we have Locke feeling like the Island is testing him, a drug smuggling plane which leads to a second plane crash (of sorts), and, well, it’s not looking good for Boone. Theresa falls up the stairs, Theresa falls down...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here we go, guys. 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Joining us is special guest host Maggie as we break down Hurley’s bad luck, his complete lack of chill, Sawyer’s book choices, and we also discuss Naveen Andrews’ crazy life. It’s a fun one!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6810</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TheConstant - 1.17 In Translation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/theconstant-1-17-in-translation--10221694</link><description><![CDATA[So here we are, getting Jin’s side of the story. We learn much more about what he actually does for Sun’s father – who is the worst – but do we feel any better about him? …Kind of, I guess. We really love his dad, though, and wish Jin were more like him. Meanwhile, someone sets Michael’s raft on fire and just about everyone thinks it was Jin since he and Michael had gotten into a fight earlier. But was it?? Oh, and everyone learns Sun can speak English.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10221694</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2017 21:19:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10221694/theconstant_1_17_in_translation.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So here we are, getting Jin’s side of the story. We learn much more about what he actually does for Sun’s father – who is the worst – but do we feel any better about him? …Kind of, I guess. We really love his dad, though, and wish Jin were more like...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So here we are, getting Jin’s side of the story. We learn much more about what he actually does for Sun’s father – who is the worst – but do we feel any better about him? …Kind of, I guess. We really love his dad, though, and wish Jin were more like him. Meanwhile, someone sets Michael’s raft on fire and just about everyone thinks it was Jin since he and Michael had gotten into a fight earlier. But was it?? Oh, and everyone learns Sun can speak English.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6161</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TheConstant - 1.16 Outlaws</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/theconstant-1-16-outlaws--10181577</link><description><![CDATA[On the twelfth day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…12 shots with Christain Shepherd! And we learn that the con can be conned when Sawyer is tricked into doing Hibbs’ dirty work in Australia, which just goes to show you can’t trust a character played by Robert Patrick. There’s also some hilarity between Sawyer and a boar, and a revelatory game of “I Never”. It’s fantastic.<br /><br />We hope you enjoyed the onslaught of episodes during the last 12 days, and that it gives you something be entertained by during the holidays. Be sure to listen all the way to the end for a special surprise from Krista. And thanks for listening, you guys! Happy holidays! We’ll be back soon with a new episode.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10181577</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2016 02:25:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10181577/theconstant_1_16_outlaws.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On the twelfth day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…12 shots with Christain Shepherd! And we learn that the con can be conned when Sawyer is tricked into doing Hibbs’ dirty work in Australia, which just goes to show you can’t trust a character...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the twelfth day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…12 shots with Christain Shepherd! And we learn that the con can be conned when Sawyer is tricked into doing Hibbs’ dirty work in Australia, which just goes to show you can’t trust a character played by Robert Patrick. There’s also some hilarity between Sawyer and a boar, and a revelatory game of “I Never”. It’s fantastic.<br /><br />We hope you enjoyed the onslaught of episodes during the last 12 days, and that it gives you something be entertained by during the holidays. Be sure to listen all the way to the end for a special surprise from Krista. And thanks for listening, you guys! Happy holidays! We’ll be back soon with a new episode.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7088</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TheConstant - 1.15 Homecoming</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/theconstant-1-15-homecoming--10176925</link><description><![CDATA[On the eleventh day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…eleven grams of scag! And Claire is back! She’s got amnesia, but at least she’s alive and the baby seems to be ok. 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Charlie, however, does some murdering, so that’s something we’ll have to deal with.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6532</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TheConstant - 1.14 Special</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/theconstant-1-14-special--10171764</link><description><![CDATA[On the tenth day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…a ten year old named Waaaaaaaaalt. Here we go with the yelling of Walt’s name! In this episode we learn just how awful Walt’s mother was to Michael, and why it’s been so very long since he’d seen his son. We also discuss the recent election, as we recorded this the day after to distract us from our utter despair over the results. But mostly we talk about how terrible Susan is and how terrible Michael (mostly) is not.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10171764</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2016 00:02:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10171764/theconstant_1_14_special.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On the tenth day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…a ten year old named Waaaaaaaaalt. Here we go with the yelling of Walt’s name! In this episode we learn just how awful Walt’s mother was to Michael, and why it’s been so very long since he’d seen...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the tenth day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…a ten year old named Waaaaaaaaalt. Here we go with the yelling of Walt’s name! In this episode we learn just how awful Walt’s mother was to Michael, and why it’s been so very long since he’d seen his son. We also discuss the recent election, as we recorded this the day after to distract us from our utter despair over the results. But mostly we talk about how terrible Susan is and how terrible Michael (mostly) is not.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7911</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TheConstant - 1.13 Hearts and Minds</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/theconstant-1-13-hearts-and-minds--10162993</link><description><![CDATA[On the ninth day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…nine rows of gardening! And some incest! Kind of. 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We...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the eighth day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you...deposit box 815! This is a fun one, guys. Sawyer and Kate embark on a game of Wile E. Coyote vs. the Roadrunner as they battle over the mysterious Haliburton case they found in a lagoon. We also learn a little more about Kate's criminal past, and find out why she robbed a bank once. 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You may need to go listen to some Christmas songs after this just to get You All Everybody out of your heads, but I can’t promise that’ll work. It’s a catchy tune.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7315</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Constant - 1.06 House of the Rising Sun</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-constant-1-06-house-of-the-rising-sun--10122467</link><description><![CDATA[On the second day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…Two Million Bees! And, you know, some backstory for Sun and Jin. But: bees. 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So many bees that Charlie had them all over his face but is rewarded for it by getting his beloved guitar back, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the second day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…Two Million Bees! And, you know, some backstory for Sun and Jin. But: bees. So many bees that Charlie had them all over his face but is rewarded for it by getting his beloved guitar back, and Kate and Jack had to take off their shirts between debating living in the caves vs. on the beach. Oh, and they find some old sort of mummified bodies, so that’s…cool?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6106</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TheConstant - 1.05 White Rabbit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/theconstant-1-05-white-rabbit--10114036</link><description><![CDATA[When Krista and I started recording, we had a bit of a wait as we got everything situated with Natasha and the Unspoiled! Network, so…we just kept recording episodes. That left us with a bit of a quandary now that we’re posting them: how often do we release them? We want to catch up and be ‘current’ with the other podcasts, and that was looking nearly impossible until Krista had the idea to do something to tide people over during the holidays. And so The 12 Days of Lostmas was born!<br />One the first day of Lostmas The Constant brought to you…A place for all the water! And some capital-D-capital-I Daddy Issues, just in time for the holidays! In this episode, Jack is either losing his mind or the Island is messing with him because he’s seeing his father everywhere. But he also finds fresh water and a safe shelter, so all is not…lost. (Sorry, not sorry). It’s a good thing he did, because things on the beach have gotten dire, no thanks to stupid Boone.<br /><br />We hope you enjoy this episode, and we’ll be back tomorrow with the next episode!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10114036</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2016 19:34:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10114036/theconstant_1_05_white_rabbit.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When Krista and I started recording, we had a bit of a wait as we got everything situated with Natasha and the Unspoiled! Network, so…we just kept recording episodes. That left us with a bit of a quandary now that we’re posting them: how often do we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When Krista and I started recording, we had a bit of a wait as we got everything situated with Natasha and the Unspoiled! 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It’s a good thing he did, because things on the beach have gotten dire, no thanks to stupid Boone.<br /><br />We hope you enjoy this episode, and we’ll be back tomorrow with the next episode!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6469</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant,unspoiled</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TheConstant - 1.04 Walkabout</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/theconstant-1-04-walkabout--10089361</link><description><![CDATA[I was so excited to talk about this episode! While there are plenty of excellent episodes of this show later on, this one has always held the top spot for me. Locke, as I've mentioned in earlier podcasts, is my favorite character, and the reveal of what exactly the miracle he experienced was just hit me completely in the feels.<br /><br />We hope you're enjoying the show as much as we are enjoying making it for you. We'll be back soon with the next episode! - Jaime]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10089361</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2016 13:35:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10089361/theconstant_1_04_walkabout.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I was so excited to talk about this episode! While there are plenty of excellent episodes of this show later on, this one has always held the top spot for me. Locke, as I've mentioned in earlier podcasts, is my favorite character, and the reveal of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I was so excited to talk about this episode! While there are plenty of excellent episodes of this show later on, this one has always held the top spot for me. Locke, as I've mentioned in earlier podcasts, is my favorite character, and the reveal of what exactly the miracle he experienced was just hit me completely in the feels.<br /><br />We hope you're enjoying the show as much as we are enjoying making it for you. We'll be back soon with the next episode! - Jaime]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7190</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost,theconstant,unspoilednetwork</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TheConstant - 1.03 Tabula Rasa</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/theconstant-1-03-tabula-rasa--10058992</link><description><![CDATA[This is the first episode to really showcase what the show will be. Its flashbacks are specific to one character, and we learn just enough about them and how it relates to what’s happening on the Island to keep us eager for more. In this episode, we learn a little – and I do mean a LITTLE – about Kate. Is she a grifter like Krista believes? What did she do to have a US Marshal track her all the way to the farmlands of Australia? What happened to Ray? (We may never know the answer to that one).<br /><br />On the Island, we have Jack struggling with the fate of the injured Marshal, the campfire gang agreeing to keep the transmission details from the rest of the survivors, Locke helping Michael look like a good dad, Sawyer trying to do the right thing poorly, and Kate keeping her secrets.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10058992</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2016 20:29:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/10058992/theconstant_1_03_tabula_rasa.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is the first episode to really showcase what the show will be. 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(We may never know the answer to that one).<br /><br />On the Island, we have Jack struggling with the fate of the injured Marshal, the campfire gang agreeing to keep the transmission details from the rest of the survivors, Locke helping Michael look like a good dad, Sawyer trying to do the right thing poorly, and Kate keeping her secrets.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6638</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lost</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Unspoiled The Constant - 2 Pilot Part 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/unspoiled-the-constant-2-pilot-part-2--10016195</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we learn about Charlie's drug habit, have an interesting moment with Locke and Walt, and some of our survivors go on a little trek up the side of a mountain and encounter a polar bear! 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Guys, where are we?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4441</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Unspoiled The Constant - Lost Pilot Part 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/unspoiled-the-constant-lost-pilot-part-1--9933937</link><description><![CDATA[Join us as Jaime guides Krista through her first time ever watching Lost. In this episode, we land on a weird island, meet some plane crash survivors, and encounter some sort of monster.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9933937</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2016 00:26:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/9933937/unspoiled_the_constant_1_pilot_part_1.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>UNspoiled! Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join us as Jaime guides Krista through her first time ever watching Lost. In this episode, we land on a weird island, meet some plane crash survivors, and encounter some sort of monster.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us as Jaime guides Krista through her first time ever watching Lost. In this episode, we land on a weird island, meet some plane crash survivors, and encounter some sort of monster.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4290</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/859513ec20de6289c3fafa9b6c333a1e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
