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And then we delve into the cult classic, Vampire's Kiss, in which Cage absolutely loses his mind. <br /><br />We'll be back in March for our 50th episode with a special guest.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43637281</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2021 17:23:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43637281/cinemabysmal_ep_final_49.mp3" length="129395520" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We get a little Cagey this month with a Nic Cage themed episode. We talk about the 2019 movie Primal, in which Cage plays a drunk, no nonsense, wild animal catcher for hire. And then we delve into the cult classic, Vampire's Kiss, in which Cage...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We get a little Cagey this month with a Nic Cage themed episode. We talk about the 2019 movie Primal, in which Cage plays a drunk, no nonsense, wild animal catcher for hire. 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Nick writes a book report because he's an English major, and takes us through Bermuda Tentacles, an adventure where the president ends up in an underground cave with monster whose tentacles glow. Dylan explains Avengers Grimm, a movie she watched twice (WHY?). Holly takes you into the past with a WWII flight to kill Hitler or something. Join us in February for CAGEUARY. Nic Cage is back in our orbit.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43255374</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2021 23:02:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43255374/ca_ep38_final.mp3" length="53194424" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back with 3 new The Asylum movies. Nick writes a book report because he's an English major, and takes us through Bermuda Tentacles, an adventure where the president ends up in an underground cave with monster whose tentacles glow. Dylan explains...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with 3 new The Asylum movies. Nick writes a book report because he's an English major, and takes us through Bermuda Tentacles, an adventure where the president ends up in an underground cave with monster whose tentacles glow. Dylan explains Avengers Grimm, a movie she watched twice (WHY?). Holly takes you into the past with a WWII flight to kill Hitler or something. Join us in February for CAGEUARY. 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Release the butthole cut! Nick doesn't use a coaster for his beer in the nice new studio and Dylan and Holly gush about Queen's Gambit. <br /><br />This is our first episode recorded in person together at Speak Studios in Spokane. We are thrilled to promote them at the beginning of this episode for letting us use their equipment AND for editing this episode. We are looking forward to this great partnership and to support their mission!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42485311</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42485311/cinemabysmal_ep_47_ep.mp3" length="79030021" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a holiday extravaganza! First we take on Adam Sandler's latest disaster, 'Hubie Halloween'. 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We are looking forward to this great partnership and to support their mission!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3293</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adam,afflek,awful,bad,ben,cats,christmas,halloween,holidays,hubie,movies,sandler,surviving,swift,taylor</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>46 - The Asylum Movies: Android Cop, Tomb Invader and Trollz/Trolland</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/46-the-asylum-movies-android-cop-tomb-in</link><description><![CDATA[We each picked Asylum produced movies to watch and we explain them to each other. Arguments ensue about whose movie is the worst. Nick picked Android Cop, a rip off of Robot Cop. Dylan watched Tomb Invader, a rip off of Tomb Raider. 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Following that we talk about After Earth, staring Will and Jaden Smith, which is truly one of the dullest movies of all time. <br /><br />The Onion article mentioned: <a href="https://www.theonion.com/i-was-in-a-movie-called-waterworld-and-global-warming-1838189896" rel="noopener">https://www.theonion.com/i-was-in-a-movie-called-waterworld-and-global-warming-1838189896</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39905818</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2020 19:50:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/39905818/final_45.mp3" length="97774344" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are back with a set of apocalyptic movies because it feels like the world is ending as we speak! First up is Kevin Costner's 1995 Water World. A movie that we have all seen before but somehow all forgot that Kevin Costner has gills in it. 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Following that we talk about After Earth, staring Will and Jaden Smith, which is truly one of the dullest movies of all time. <br /><br />The Onion article mentioned: <a href="https://www.theonion.com/i-was-in-a-movie-called-waterworld-and-global-warming-1838189896" rel="noopener">https://www.theonion.com/i-was-in-a-movie-called-waterworld-and-global-warming-1838189896</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3056</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>after,afterearth,apocalypse,badmovies,earth,hollishillis,jadensmith,kevincostner,madmax,waterworld,willsmith</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>44 - The Wrong Missy &amp; The Last Days of American Crime</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/44-the-wrong-missy-the-last-days-of-amer</link><description><![CDATA[We are back with two new bad Netflix films. The Wrong Missy is the latest from Happy Madison productions and proceeds like a typical 2005 David Spade film except it's 2020 and rape jokes aren't funny anymore. The Last Days of American Crime is now infamous for its 0% rotten tomato score. Hold on to your butts because if the plot and dialogue doesn't kill you the 2.5 hour run time will.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/30583821</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2020 19:26:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/30583821/44_final.mp3" length="107858863" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are back with two new bad Netflix films. The Wrong Missy is the latest from Happy Madison productions and proceeds like a typical 2005 David Spade film except it's 2020 and rape jokes aren't funny anymore. The Last Days of American Crime is now...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are back with two new bad Netflix films. The Wrong Missy is the latest from Happy Madison productions and proceeds like a typical 2005 David Spade film except it's 2020 and rape jokes aren't funny anymore. The Last Days of American Crime is now infamous for its 0% rotten tomato score. Hold on to your butts because if the plot and dialogue doesn't kill you the 2.5 hour run time will.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3371</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bad,badmovies,davidspade,édgar,gajdusek,karl,movies,netflix,oliver,oliviermegaton,ramírez,thelastdaysofamericancrime,thewrongmissy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>03 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: The Witcher</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/03-choose-your-own-abysmal-minisode-the-</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! This first episode is all about The Witcher. You can watch it on Netflix. It's is essentially GoT mixed with LOTR mixed with Outlander mixed with who even knows what is happening.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24861257</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2020 22:50:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24861257/cyoa3.mp3" length="21124809" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! This first episode is all about The Witcher. You can watch it on Netflix. It's is essentially GoT mixed with LOTR mixed with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! This first episode is all about The Witcher. You can watch it on Netflix. It's is essentially GoT mixed with LOTR mixed with Outlander mixed with who even knows what is happening.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>661</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>caville,game,henry,henrycaville,monster,monsterhunter,netflix,superman,thewitcher,video,witcher</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2f396ccea9573b627f63cd24a080c9a5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>02 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: Dark</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/02-choose-your-own-abysmal-minisode-dark</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! In this second episode we talk about a German show called Dark that you can watch on Netflix.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24861115</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2020 22:35:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24861115/cyoa2.mp3" length="15845985" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! In this second episode we talk about a German show called Dark that you can watch on Netflix.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! In this second episode we talk about a German show called Dark that you can watch on Netflix.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>496</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cinemaybsmal,dark,darknetflix,germanshow,germantv,netflix,time,timetravel,travel</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2f396ccea9573b627f63cd24a080c9a5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>01 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: Tiger King</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/01-choose-your-own-abysmal-minisode-tige</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! 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This first episode is all about Tiger King. #CarolBaskinFedHerHusbandToTheTigers]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>789</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abysmal,baskin,bears,carol,carolbaskin,chooseyourown,cinemabysmal,exotic,joe,joeexotic,king,lions,netrflix,ohmy,tiger,tigerking,tigers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2f396ccea9573b627f63cd24a080c9a5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>43 - Bad Sequels - Titanic 2 &amp; Dark Phoenix</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/43-bad-sequels-titanic-2-dark-phoenix</link><description><![CDATA[Strap in because we've got made for TV movie Titanic 2, filmed on location on the standstill Queen Mary in Long Beach harbor and the worst X-men sequel ever. Dylan is a x-men comic book expert and she tells us all about why the comics are so good and this movie is so bad. <br />Also, make sure you're following our Instagram @cinemabysmal where we are rating our quarantine movies out of four titanic 2 smokestacks.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24597825</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2020 19:49:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24597825/43_final.mp3" length="115328630" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Strap in because we've got made for TV movie Titanic 2, filmed on location on the standstill Queen Mary in Long Beach harbor and the worst X-men sequel ever. Dylan is a x-men comic book expert and she tells us all about why the comics are so good and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Strap in because we've got made for TV movie Titanic 2, filmed on location on the standstill Queen Mary in Long Beach harbor and the worst X-men sequel ever. Dylan is a x-men comic book expert and she tells us all about why the comics are so good and this movie is so bad. <br />Also, make sure you're following our Instagram @cinemabysmal where we are rating our quarantine movies out of four titanic 2 smokestacks.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3604</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bad,badsequels,dark,darkphoneix,jeangray,phoenix,sequels,titanic,titanic2,x-men</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>42 - Christmas Extravaganza! Mr. St. Nick &amp; Homeless For The Holidays</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/42-christmas-extravaganza-mr-st-nick-hom</link><description><![CDATA[Holly, Dylan and Nick talk Christmas movies with PAUL who you may remember from last episode where we insulted him. We talk about Mr. St. Nick with Kelsey Grammer and the terrible Christian Christmas movie Homeless For The Holidays. We also throw back to our Harry Potter episode and play our favorite clip of all time from that episode. Enjoy and MERRY CHRISTMAS. Don't even think about sayin' Happy Holidays...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20703542</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2019 05:02:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/20703542/42_final.mp3" length="80062070" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Holly, Dylan and Nick talk Christmas movies with PAUL who you may remember from last episode where we insulted him. We talk about Mr. St. Nick with Kelsey Grammer and the terrible Christian Christmas movie Homeless For The Holidays. We also throw back...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Holly, Dylan and Nick talk Christmas movies with PAUL who you may remember from last episode where we insulted him. We talk about Mr. St. Nick with Kelsey Grammer and the terrible Christian Christmas movie Homeless For The Holidays. We also throw back to our Harry Potter episode and play our favorite clip of all time from that episode. Enjoy and MERRY CHRISTMAS. Don't even think about sayin' Happy Holidays...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2502</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bad,badmovies,christianmovies,christmas,christmasmovies,cinemabysmal,garbage,harrypotter,homelessfortheholidays,kelseygrammer,movies,mrstnick</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>41 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch &amp; Evil Dead 2 &amp; Paul</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/41-halloween-iii-season-of-the-witch-evi</link><description><![CDATA[Nick is back from his rehab/creative break and ready to talk about Halloween movies! Join us for the cult classic Evil Dead 2 and the super weird not really a sequel Halloween III! We also get really off topic per usual when Paul calls and then we have to talk about Paul for a good 20 minutes.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19781029</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2019 04:51:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/19781029/41.mp3" length="63380483" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nick is back from his rehab/creative break and ready to talk about Halloween movies! Join us for the cult classic Evil Dead 2 and the super weird not really a sequel Halloween III! We also get really off topic per usual when Paul calls and then we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nick is back from his rehab/creative break and ready to talk about Halloween movies! Join us for the cult classic Evil Dead 2 and the super weird not really a sequel Halloween III! We also get really off topic per usual when Paul calls and then we have to talk about Paul for a good 20 minutes.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1981</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmovies,cinemabysmal,cultclassics,evildead,evildead2,halloween,halloween3,halloweeniii,halloweenmovies,hollishillis,paul,paulthedragqueen,seasonofthewitch,silvershamrock,spiderman3</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>40 - Troll 2: With Eric &amp; Nadine!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/40-troll-2-with-eric-nadine</link><description><![CDATA[While Nick takes a creative break, Dylan and Holly welcome back Eric and Nadine to guest with us on Troll 2, the worst movie ever made. We of course also get sidetrack and talk a lot about Homeward Bound and all the VH1 shows of the early 2000s (Rock of Love, Charm School, Flavor of Love, etc.).]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/18722632</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Aug 2019 21:55:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/18722632/ep40_final.mp3" length="119610203" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>While Nick takes a creative break, Dylan and Holly welcome back Eric and Nadine to guest with us on Troll 2, the worst movie ever made. We of course also get sidetrack and talk a lot about Homeward Bound and all the VH1 shows of the early 2000s (Rock...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[While Nick takes a creative break, Dylan and Holly welcome back Eric and Nadine to guest with us on Troll 2, the worst movie ever made. 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IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT. 

Check out our other podcast Just F Already, all about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nick obsesses over how good it's bad The Howling 2 is, Dylan explains why video games don't need to be movies and we all listen to too much 80s snare drum werewolf music. <br />IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT. <br /><br />Check out our other podcast Just F Already, all about feminism and trashy romance novels:<br /><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/just-f-already/id1294125447?mt=2" rel="noopener">https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/just-f-already/id1294125447?mt=2</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3024</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmovies,blood,bloodrayne,inthepalemoonlight,rayne,thehowling,thehowling2,twilight,vampires,videogame,werewowlves,yoursisterisawerewolf</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>37 - Bad Crime: Gotti &amp; The Man</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/37-bad-crime-gotti-the-man</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to our shortest episode ever because these movies were so bad. We get off topic with small Japanese girls eating large amounts of food, Emma Stone's career and Scientology...again. Enjoy! <br /><br />Also,l we were mentioned in an article Spokane's favorite local paper: The Inlander:  <a href="https://www.inlander.com/spokane/two-local-film-podcasts-celebrate-the-highs-and-lows-of-cinema/Content?oid=16670692" rel="noopener">https://www.inlander.com/spokane/two-local-film-podcasts-celebrate-the-highs-and-lows-of-cinema/Content?oid=16670692</a><br /><br />Check out our other podcast Just F Already, all about feminism and trashy romance novels:<br /><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/just-f-already/id1294125447?mt=2" rel="noopener">https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/just-f-already/id1294125447?mt=2</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/17270289</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2019 04:13:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/17270289/37_final.mp3" length="64069279" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to our shortest episode ever because these movies were so bad. We get off topic with small Japanese girls eating large amounts of food, Emma Stone's career and Scientology...again. Enjoy! 

Also,l we were mentioned in an article Spokane's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to our shortest episode ever because these movies were so bad. We get off topic with small Japanese girls eating large amounts of food, Emma Stone's career and Scientology...again. Enjoy! <br /><br />Also,l we were mentioned in an article Spokane's favorite local paper: The Inlander:  <a href="https://www.inlander.com/spokane/two-local-film-podcasts-celebrate-the-highs-and-lows-of-cinema/Content?oid=16670692" rel="noopener">https://www.inlander.com/spokane/two-local-film-podcasts-celebrate-the-highs-and-lows-of-cinema/Content?oid=16670692</a><br /><br />Check out our other podcast Just F Already, all about feminism and trashy romance novels:<br /><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/just-f-already/id1294125447?mt=2" rel="noopener">https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/just-f-already/id1294125447?mt=2</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2003</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badcrime,badmovies,bestinshow,cinemabysmal,crimemovies,eugenelevy,faketeeth,gotti,hollishillis,johngotti,johntravolta,mobmovies,samjackson,samuelljackson,scientology,theman</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>36 - Religion: Battlefield Earth, Saved! &amp; The Wailing</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/36-religion-battlefield-earth-saved-the-</link><description><![CDATA[We get into religion this month with some Scientology, Christianity and fucked up South Korean horror. This episode is all about Battlefield Earth, Saved! and The Wailing.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16733615</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2019 02:50:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16733615/36_final.mp3" length="95406187" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We get into religion this month with some Scientology, Christianity and fucked up South Korean horror. This episode is all about Battlefield Earth, Saved! and The Wailing.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We get into religion this month with some Scientology, Christianity and fucked up South Korean horror. This episode is all about Battlefield Earth, Saved! and The Wailing.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2982</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmovies,battlefieldearth,christianity,horror,mandymoore,religion,saved,scientology,southkorea,thewailing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>35 - Bad Movies We Are Thankful For</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/35-bad-movies-we-are-thankful-for</link><description><![CDATA[We welcome Ryan Dean Tucker, famous for his Die Hard One Man Show, and his monthly TV Show, Lilac City Live. The three of us and our guests pick out some bad movies that we really love. On the list: Zapped Again!, X-Men, The Pagemaster, and Miami Connection.  <br /><br /><a href="https://www.spokanelibrary.org/blog/lilac-city-live/" rel="noopener">https://www.spokanelibrary.org/blog/lilac-city-live/</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16361329</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2018 01:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16361329/35_final.mp3" length="122734866" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We welcome Ryan Dean Tucker, famous for his Die Hard One Man Show, and his monthly TV Show, Lilac City Live. The three of us and our guests pick out some bad movies that we really love. On the list: Zapped Again!, X-Men, The Pagemaster, and Miami...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We welcome Ryan Dean Tucker, famous for his Die Hard One Man Show, and his monthly TV Show, Lilac City Live. The three of us and our guests pick out some bad movies that we really love. On the list: Zapped Again!, X-Men, The Pagemaster, and Miami Connection.  <br /><br /><a href="https://www.spokanelibrary.org/blog/lilac-city-live/" rel="noopener">https://www.spokanelibrary.org/blog/lilac-city-live/</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3836</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmovies,cinemabysmal,dylan,hollishillis,holly,miamiconnection,nick,ryandeantucker,ryantucker,thepagemaster,xmen,zappedagain</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>34 - Movies That Scared Us As Kids</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/34-movies-that-scared-us-as-kids</link><description><![CDATA[Movies that scared us as kids that aren't scary anymore! We talked about FOUr movies this episode: Child's Play, The Dark Crystal, Watership Down and The Witches.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/16059339</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2018 03:42:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/16059339/34_final.mp3" length="104922282" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Movies that scared us as kids that aren't scary anymore! We talked about FOUr movies this episode: Child's Play, The Dark Crystal, Watership Down and The Witches.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Movies that scared us as kids that aren't scary anymore! We talked about FOUr movies this episode: Child's Play, The Dark Crystal, Watership Down and The Witches.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3279</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmovies,child's,childsplay,chuckie,cinemabysmal,crystal,dark,down,halloween,play,thedarkcrystal,thewitches,watership,watershipdown</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>33 - Wish Upon A Star &amp; Brink!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/33-wish-upon-a-star-brink</link><description><![CDATA[It's DCOM (Disney Channel Original Movie) Time! Dylan and Nick each picked from a list of Holly's favorite DCOMs and we watched their choices. Katherine Heigl before she was super famous did a DCOM with a super stylish wardrobe in Wish Upon A Star and Soul Skating is where your heart is in Brink! Roller blades are cool brah! Enjoy our soul pod! We all get a little nostalgic as well.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15789605</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2018 00:21:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15789605/33_complete.mp3" length="98896146" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's DCOM (Disney Channel Original Movie) Time! Dylan and Nick each picked from a list of Holly's favorite DCOMs and we watched their choices. Katherine Heigl before she was super famous did a DCOM with a super stylish wardrobe in Wish Upon A Star and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's DCOM (Disney Channel Original Movie) Time! Dylan and Nick each picked from a list of Holly's favorite DCOMs and we watched their choices. Katherine Heigl before she was super famous did a DCOM with a super stylish wardrobe in Wish Upon A Star and Soul Skating is where your heart is in Brink! Roller blades are cool brah! Enjoy our soul pod! We all get a little nostalgic as well.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3091</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1990s,90s,badmovies,brink,cinemabysmal,dcom,disney,disneychanneloriginalmovie,erikvondetten,katherineheigl,rollerblading,wishuponastar</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>32 - Doom &amp; Pain and Gain (THE ROCK!)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/32-doom-pain-and-gain-the-rock</link><description><![CDATA[We wanted to celebrate The Rock, who really can do no wrong. We looked at all his action movies and picked one that was awful and one that was surprisingly good. We will let you guess which one was which. Next month we are doing DISNEY CHANNEL ORIGINAL MOVIES. Holly likes all of them so Dylan and Nick will pick one each for us to watch. Keep an eye on our Facebook or Twitter to find out which ones they pick so you can follow along!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15562897</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2018 19:51:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15562897/32_final.mp3" length="82834811" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We wanted to celebrate The Rock, who really can do no wrong. We looked at all his action movies and picked one that was awful and one that was surprisingly good. We will let you guess which one was which. Next month we are doing DISNEY CHANNEL...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We wanted to celebrate The Rock, who really can do no wrong. We looked at all his action movies and picked one that was awful and one that was surprisingly good. We will let you guess which one was which. Next month we are doing DISNEY CHANNEL ORIGINAL MOVIES. Holly likes all of them so Dylan and Nick will pick one each for us to watch. Keep an eye on our Facebook or Twitter to find out which ones they pick so you can follow along!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2589</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>actionmovies,badmovies,doom,dwaynejohnson,markwahlberg,michaelbay,painandgain,pain&amp;gain,rebelwilson,therock</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>31 - Batman and Robin &amp; Speed 2: Cruise Control</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/31-batman-and-robin-speed-2-cruise-contr</link><description><![CDATA[Thanks to your votes, The Cinemabysmal Crew watched Speed 2: Cruise Control & Batman and Robin based on our theme: bad sequels to good movies. There are bat outfits with nipples, bad puns from a frozen Arnold Schwarzenegger villain, and Sandra Bullock's audition tape of Miss Congeniality. It's a lot to take in, so sit back and enjoy!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15345683</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2018 02:29:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15345683/31_final.mp3" length="100812071" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thanks to your votes, The Cinemabysmal Crew watched Speed 2: Cruise Control &amp; Batman and Robin based on our theme: bad sequels to good movies. There are bat outfits with nipples, bad puns from a frozen Arnold Schwarzenegger villain, and Sandra...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thanks to your votes, The Cinemabysmal Crew watched Speed 2: Cruise Control & Batman and Robin based on our theme: bad sequels to good movies. There are bat outfits with nipples, bad puns from a frozen Arnold Schwarzenegger villain, and Sandra Bullock's audition tape of Miss Congeniality. It's a lot to take in, so sit back and enjoy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3151</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aliciasilverstone,arnoldschwarzenegger,badmoviepodcast,badmovies,badsequels,batgirl,batmanandrobin,batman&amp;robin,cinemabysmal,georgeclooney,hollishillis,sandrabullock,speed,speed2,speed2cruisecontrol</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>30 - Fant4stic &amp; Ghost Rider</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/30-fant4stic-ghost-rider</link><description><![CDATA[Nick, Holly and Dylan talk about BAD super hero movies. It was tough to pick two bad ones with all that content DC is putting out (exception, Wodner Woman), but we landed on 2015's Fantastic Four, a movie no one asked for, and Nic Cage's Ghost Rider. Go to our twitter or facebook page to vote for what we should watch next. Our theme is bad sequels to good movies.<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/CinemAbysmal" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/CinemAbysmal</a><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/CinemAbysmal/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/CinemAbysmal/</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/15145617</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2018 03:04:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/15145617/30_final.mp3" length="99647637" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nick, Holly and Dylan talk about BAD super hero movies. It was tough to pick two bad ones with all that content DC is putting out (exception, Wodner Woman), but we landed on 2015's Fantastic Four, a movie no one asked for, and Nic Cage's Ghost Rider....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nick, Holly and Dylan talk about BAD super hero movies. It was tough to pick two bad ones with all that content DC is putting out (exception, Wodner Woman), but we landed on 2015's Fantastic Four, a movie no one asked for, and Nic Cage's Ghost Rider. Go to our twitter or facebook page to vote for what we should watch next. Our theme is bad sequels to good movies.<br /><a href="https://twitter.com/CinemAbysmal" rel="noopener">https://twitter.com/CinemAbysmal</a><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/CinemAbysmal/" rel="noopener">https://www.facebook.com/CinemAbysmal/</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3114</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badacting,badmovies,badscript,badsuper,evamendez,fant4stic,fantasticfour,ghostrider,katemara,michaelbjordan,milesteller,niccage,nicholascage,superheros</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>29 - Street Fighter &amp; Over The Top</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/29-street-fighter-over-the-top</link><description><![CDATA[We talk about how BORING Street Fighter is and how surprisingly interesting Over The Top is. Great ready for bad accents, arm wrestling, father/son bonding and villains that say la-bor-a-tory. Go to our twitter page to vote for our next movie! Theme is BAD SUPER HERO MOVIES.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14740300</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2018 03:09:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14740300/29final.mp3" length="98341932" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk about how BORING Street Fighter is and how surprisingly interesting Over The Top is. Great ready for bad accents, arm wrestling, father/son bonding and villains that say la-bor-a-tory. Go to our twitter page to vote for our next movie! Theme...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk about how BORING Street Fighter is and how surprisingly interesting Over The Top is. Great ready for bad accents, arm wrestling, father/son bonding and villains that say la-bor-a-tory. Go to our twitter page to vote for our next movie! Theme is BAD SUPER HERO MOVIES.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3074</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>armwrestling,badmovies,overrthetop,streetfighter,sylvesterstalone</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>28 - Movies We Love That No One Has Heard Of</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/28-movies-we-love-that-no-one-has-heard-</link><description><![CDATA[Nadine joins us for our 28th orchid episode! Eric makes us watch Amelie 2 AKA Love Me If You Dare, Holly picks Adult World and Nick goes with The Canal. Very obvious choices for our personalities. We also discuss the first few episodes of the second season of FX's Legion! Stay tuned until the end for HEAVY BREATHING.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14565742</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2018 03:42:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14565742/28final.mp3" length="101087088" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nadine joins us for our 28th orchid episode! Eric makes us watch Amelie 2 AKA Love Me If You Dare, Holly picks Adult World and Nick goes with The Canal. Very obvious choices for our personalities. We also discuss the first few episodes of the second...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nadine joins us for our 28th orchid episode! Eric makes us watch Amelie 2 AKA Love Me If You Dare, Holly picks Adult World and Nick goes with The Canal. Very obvious choices for our personalities. We also discuss the first few episodes of the second season of FX's Legion! Stay tuned until the end for HEAVY BREATHING.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3159</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adultworld,amelie,badmovies,cinemabysmal,emmaroberts,frenchmovies,fx,fxlegion,goodmovies,legion,lovemeifyoudare,thecanal</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>27 - Jack and Jill &amp; White Chicks</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/27-final</link><description><![CDATA[It's our 27th epsiode! We've got the crew from That's A Good Movie podcast, produced by Cinemabysma (out in April)l! Javi and Nate are here to discuss why guys like to dress up as girls. We also discuss just about everything except these two terrible movies. Enjoy!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14420671</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2018 04:20:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14420671/27_final.mp3" length="59536930" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's our 27th epsiode! We've got the crew from That's A Good Movie podcast, produced by Cinemabysma (out in April)l! Javi and Nate are here to discuss why guys like to dress up as girls. We also discuss just about everything except these two terrible...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's our 27th epsiode! We've got the crew from That's A Good Movie podcast, produced by Cinemabysma (out in April)l! Javi and Nate are here to discuss why guys like to dress up as girls. We also discuss just about everything except these two terrible movies. Enjoy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1861</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>26 - Luck of the Irish &amp;  Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/26-luck-of-the-irish-leprechaun-back-2-t</link><description><![CDATA[GET LUCKY! It's almost St. Patrick's Day and in honor of that we decided to watch two extremely bigoted movies about the Irish. We've already seen Leprechaun: in the Hood so we settled down to see the sequel to the sequel, Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood. We've also got Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM) Luck of the Irish starring Ryan Merriman. Eric argues it's the best DCOM ever, but Holly argues that title goes to Brink. Eventually they agree that it's Johnny Tsunami and everyone wins. Have a wonderful St. Patrick's Day!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14273542</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2018 03:50:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14273542/26_final.mp3" length="86289661" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>GET LUCKY! It's almost St. Patrick's Day and in honor of that we decided to watch two extremely bigoted movies about the Irish. We've already seen Leprechaun: in the Hood so we settled down to see the sequel to the sequel, Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha'...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[GET LUCKY! It's almost St. Patrick's Day and in honor of that we decided to watch two extremely bigoted movies about the Irish. We've already seen Leprechaun: in the Hood so we settled down to see the sequel to the sequel, Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood. We've also got Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM) Luck of the Irish starring Ryan Merriman. Eric argues it's the best DCOM ever, but Holly argues that title goes to Brink. Eventually they agree that it's Johnny Tsunami and everyone wins. Have a wonderful St. Patrick's Day!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2697</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmovies,brink,cinemabysmal,disney,disneychannel,disneychanneloriginalmovies,green,ianthomas,ireland,irish,johnnytsunami,leprechaun,leprechaun: back 2 tha' hood,luckoftheirish,pll,ryan merriman,stpaddysday,stpatricksday,stpattysday,zenon</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>25 - Valentine's Day &amp; All About Steve</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/25-final</link><description><![CDATA[Love is in the air! Welcome to our silver 25th episode. In honor of Valentine's Day we talk about the movie that stars EVERY BIG STAR YOU KNOW, Valentine's Day. Then we segue into a very odd Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper movie, All About Steve.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/14048501</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2018 05:24:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/14048501/25_final.mp3" length="101318638" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Love is in the air! Welcome to our silver 25th episode. In honor of Valentine's Day we talk about the movie that stars EVERY BIG STAR YOU KNOW, Valentine's Day. Then we segue into a very odd Sandra Bullock &amp; Bradley Cooper movie, All About Steve.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Love is in the air! Welcome to our silver 25th episode. In honor of Valentine's Day we talk about the movie that stars EVERY BIG STAR YOU KNOW, Valentine's Day. Then we segue into a very odd Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper movie, All About Steve.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3167</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>about,all,allaboutsteve,badmovies,bradley,bradleycooper,bullock,cinemabysmal,comedy,cooper,day,lovemovies,romanticcomedies,sandra,sandrabullock,steve,swift,taylor,valentines,valentinesday</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>24 - How High &amp; Disjointed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/24-final</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to our stoner episode where we discuss some good old fashion stoner media. In our first film we go back to 2001 with Mos Def- I mean Method Man's "How High?" Then we mosey on over to Netflix to watch the first three episodes of their original series, "Disjointed". It's not as bad as we thought, but it's still not any good.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13943377</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2018 04:40:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13943377/24_final.mp3" length="79253736" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to our stoner episode where we discuss some good old fashion stoner media. In our first film we go back to 2001 with Mos Def- I mean Method Man's "How High?" Then we mosey on over to Netflix to watch the first three episodes of their original...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to our stoner episode where we discuss some good old fashion stoner media. In our first film we go back to 2001 with Mos Def- I mean Method Man's "How High?" Then we mosey on over to Netflix to watch the first three episodes of their original series, "Disjointed". It's not as bad as we thought, but it's still not any good.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2477</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmovies,bates,chrisredd,cinemabysmal,disjointed,high,how,howhigh,kathy,kathybates,man,method,methodman,movies,snl,stonermovies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>23 - Movies Everyone Loves That We Hate</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/23-final</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to Season 2. We hope you enjoy our lovely new theme song put together by Ian Miles of Ed Wood Jesus Do? Check out his Soundcloud here: <a href="https://soundcloud.com/seriously_ian" rel="noopener">https://soundcloud.com/seriously_ian</a><br /><br />In this episode we bring back our friend Dylan to discuss movies that everyone loves that we can't stand! <br /><br />Eric: Amélie <br />Dylan: Guardians of the Galaxy<br />Nick: The Princess Bride<br />Holly: There Will Be Blood]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13820132</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2018 04:27:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13820132/23_final.mp3" length="82836483" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Season 2. We hope you enjoy our lovely new theme song put together by Ian Miles of Ed Wood Jesus Do? Check out his Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/seriously_ian&#13;
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In this episode we bring back our friend Dylan to discuss movies...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to Season 2. We hope you enjoy our lovely new theme song put together by Ian Miles of Ed Wood Jesus Do? Check out his Soundcloud here: <a href="https://soundcloud.com/seriously_ian" rel="noopener">https://soundcloud.com/seriously_ian</a><br /><br />In this episode we bring back our friend Dylan to discuss movies that everyone loves that we can't stand! <br /><br />Eric: Amélie <br />Dylan: Guardians of the Galaxy<br />Nick: The Princess Bride<br />Holly: There Will Be Blood]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2589</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amélie,badmovies,cinemabysmal,guardiansofthegalaxy,marvel,movies,princessbride,theprincessbride,therewillbeblood</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>22 - Santa with Muscles &amp; Christmas with the Kranks</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/22-santa-with-muscles-christmas-with-the</link><description><![CDATA[In our season one finale episode we discuss bad Christmas movies. Starting with the least terrible of the two, Santa with Muscles stars Hulk Hogan and Christmas with the Cranks stars Tim Allen and Jaime Lee Curtis as already rich movie stars who wanted more money so they made this movie. Happy Holidays to our listeners and we will back in January 2018!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13526830</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 05:03:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13526830/22_final.mp3" length="91418856" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In our season one finale episode we discuss bad Christmas movies. Starting with the least terrible of the two, Santa with Muscles stars Hulk Hogan and Christmas with the Cranks stars Tim Allen and Jaime Lee Curtis as already rich movie stars who...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In our season one finale episode we discuss bad Christmas movies. Starting with the least terrible of the two, Santa with Muscles stars Hulk Hogan and Christmas with the Cranks stars Tim Allen and Jaime Lee Curtis as already rich movie stars who wanted more money so they made this movie. Happy Holidays to our listeners and we will back in January 2018!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2857</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmovies,christmaswiththecranks,hulkhogan,johngrisham,santawithmuscles</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>21 - Gooby &amp; The Great Wall</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/21-gooby-the-great-wall</link><description><![CDATA[Name that accent! It's our 21st episode with the accidental theme of terrible accents. We watch the movie Gooby, a kids movie about a schizophrenic boy living in a meth house with a talking monster and The Great Wall with Matt Damon (insert Team America accent). Enjoy!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13390009</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2017 04:43:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13390009/21_final.mp3" length="97792734" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Name that accent! It's our 21st episode with the accidental theme of terrible accents. We watch the movie Gooby, a kids movie about a schizophrenic boy living in a meth house with a talking monster and The Great Wall with Matt Damon (insert Team...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Name that accent! It's our 21st episode with the accidental theme of terrible accents. We watch the movie Gooby, a kids movie about a schizophrenic boy living in a meth house with a talking monster and The Great Wall with Matt Damon (insert Team America accent). Enjoy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3056</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>gooby,mattdamon,thegreatwall</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>20 - Spice World &amp; S Club 7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/20-spice-world-s-club-7</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode we go back to the late 90s/early 00s. Holly makes Nick and Eric watch Spice World & S Club 7: Back To The 50s (ain't no party like an S Club Party).]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13271681</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 05:20:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13271681/20_final.mp3" length="96288917" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode we go back to the late 90s/early 00s. Holly makes Nick and Eric watch Spice World &amp; S Club 7: Back To The 50s (ain't no party like an S Club Party).</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode we go back to the late 90s/early 00s. Holly makes Nick and Eric watch Spice World & S Club 7: Back To The 50s (ain't no party like an S Club Party).]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3009</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1990s,sclub7,simonfuller,spicegirls,spiceworld</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>19 - Halloween Part Two: Silent Night Deadly Night 2 &amp; Leprechaun: In The Hood</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/19-halloween-part-two-silent-night-deadl</link><description><![CDATA[In which Eric, Holly and Nick try to get through two bad Halloween movies that happen to have other holidays intertwined with them. Instead they really just end up making fun of things that Ice-T says in Law & Order: SVU.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13139123</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2017 02:57:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13139123/19fin.mp3" length="89227914" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In which Eric, Holly and Nick try to get through two bad Halloween movies that happen to have other holidays intertwined with them. Instead they really just end up making fun of things that Ice-T says in Law &amp; Order: SVU.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In which Eric, Holly and Nick try to get through two bad Halloween movies that happen to have other holidays intertwined with them. Instead they really just end up making fun of things that Ice-T says in Law & Order: SVU.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2789</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>halloween,leprechaun,leprechauninthehood,silentnightdeadlynight,silentnightdeadlynight2</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>18 - Halloween Part One: It Follows, As Above So Below, &amp; We Are Still Here</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/halloween-part-one-it-follows-as-above-s</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 18th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In honor of Halloween this is the first of our two part Halloween extravaganza. This episode we are talking about our favorite recent horror films including It Follows, As Above So Below, and We Are Still Here. Next week we are getting right back into the bad shit with two of the worst horror films out there. Enjoy!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13014972</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2017 01:42:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/13014972/18_final.mp3" length="93141684" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the 18th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In honor of Halloween this is the first of our two part...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the 18th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In honor of Halloween this is the first of our two part Halloween extravaganza. This episode we are talking about our favorite recent horror films including It Follows, As Above So Below, and We Are Still Here. Next week we are getting right back into the bad shit with two of the worst horror films out there. Enjoy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2911</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>asabovesobelow,halloween,horror,itfollows,wearestillhere</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>17 - Howard The Duck &amp; Twin Peaks: The Return</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/17-howard-the-duck-twin-peaks-the-return</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 17th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we start out with the extremely bad and very odd Howard The Duck, and as always bring it back around to David Lynch with Twin Peaks: The Return.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12887784</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2017 03:08:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12887784/17_final.mp3" length="118546079" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the 17th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we start out with the extremely bad and very...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the 17th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. 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In this episode we talk about IT in honor of Chapter 1 of the 2017 movie that was just released. We talk a little about the book and a lot about the mini series and movie. Also we apologize to Bill Skarsgård. Sorry Bill.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12795942</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2017 03:24:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12795942/16_final.mp3" length="101644646" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the 16th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we talk about IT in honor of Chapter 1 of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the 16th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we talk about IT in honor of Chapter 1 of the 2017 movie that was just released. We talk a little about the book and a lot about the mini series and movie. Also we apologize to Bill Skarsgård. Sorry Bill.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3177</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>billskarsgard,clown,it,itthemovie,stevenking</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5b29f8944fe6285dccbab900df05783f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>15 - Earth Girls Are Easy &amp; Mac and Me</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/15-earth-girls-are-easy-mac-and-me</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 15th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of Cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst media out there. Brandon Barker, founder of Warlords of Wor, joins us to talk about two 80s movies that involve aliens: Earth Girls Are Easy & Mac and Me.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12719003</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2017 20:44:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12719003/15_final.mp3" length="110649159" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the 15th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of Cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst media out there. Brandon Barker, founder of Warlords of Wor, joins us to talk about two 80s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the 15th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of Cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst media out there. Brandon Barker, founder of Warlords of Wor, joins us to talk about two 80s movies that involve aliens: Earth Girls Are Easy & Mac and Me.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3458</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmovies,cinemabysmal,earthgrilsareeasy,film,macandme</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/016eec380864741057eb175214c226f9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>14 - Old Dogs &amp; Showgirls</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/14-old-dogs-showgirls</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 14th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. Our friend Jared Munson, voted Spokane's Funniest Comedian, joins us as we talk about Showgirls & Old Dogs and get a little off topic most of the time.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12561659</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2017 03:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12561659/14_final.mp3" length="93308868" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the 14th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. Our friend Jared Munson, voted Spokane's Funniest Comedian,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the 14th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. Our friend Jared Munson, voted Spokane's Funniest Comedian, joins us as we talk about Showgirls & Old Dogs and get a little off topic most of the time.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2916</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmovies,kylemclaughlin,movies,olddogs,showgirls</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5b29f8944fe6285dccbab900df05783f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>13 - Cool As Ice &amp; Airborne</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/13-cool-as-ice-airborne</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 13th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we kick it back to the 90s. Vanilla Ice stars in Cool As Ice (1991) and in Airborne (1993) we travel from SoCal to Cincinnati, Ohio with the coolest sixteen/seventeen year old around: Mitchell Goosen.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12452197</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2017 02:35:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12452197/13_final.mp3" length="101992388" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the 13th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we kick it back to the 90s. Vanilla Ice stars...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the 13th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we kick it back to the 90s. Vanilla Ice stars in Cool As Ice (1991) and in Airborne (1993) we travel from SoCal to Cincinnati, Ohio with the coolest sixteen/seventeen year old around: Mitchell Goosen.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3188</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,airborne,coolasice,rollerblading,vanillaice</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5b29f8944fe6285dccbab900df05783f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>12 - Dune Potcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/12-dune-potcast</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 12th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we talk about DUNE and the DUNIVERSE. This is a poTcast because we recorded it all in one room with our friend Joe at his grow business, Root Down. If you like the green stuff, Root Down sells their products all across Washington state! Apologies for the sound!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12349765</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2017 02:50:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12349765/12.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the 12th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we talk about DUNE and the DUNIVERSE. This is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the 12th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we talk about DUNE and the DUNIVERSE. This is a poTcast because we recorded it all in one room with our friend Joe at his grow business, Root Down. If you like the green stuff, Root Down sells their products all across Washington state! Apologies for the sound!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2850</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>davidlynch,dune,duniverse,frankherbert,marijuana</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5b29f8944fe6285dccbab900df05783f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>11 - The Devils &amp; The Holy Mountain</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/the-devils-the-holy-mountain</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 11th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. We are joined by our good friend Ian, as we talk about psychedelic horror films of the 1970s: The Devils & The Holy Mountain.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12061200</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2017 03:54:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/12061200/11_final.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the 11th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. We are joined by our good friend Ian, as we talk about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the 11th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. We are joined by our good friend Ian, as we talk about psychedelic horror films of the 1970s: The Devils & The Holy Mountain.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2848</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>1970s,horror,movies,thedevils,theholymountain</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5b29f8944fe6285dccbab900df05783f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>10 - All The Harry Potter Movies</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/10-all-the-harry-potter-movies</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the 10th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Holly defends the eight Harry Potter films with all their imperfections and Eric and Nick do what they do best and rip them apart.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11959080</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2017 05:19:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11959080/10_final.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the 10th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Holly defends the eight Harry Potter films with all their imperfections and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the 10th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Holly defends the eight Harry Potter films with all their imperfections and Eric and Nick do what they do best and rip them apart.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3138</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>harrypotter,hermione,jkrowling,movies,ronweasley</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/db9dbd9664e22a22b808c304e5b18b66.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>09 - Twin Peaks &amp; Fire Walk With Me</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/09-twin-peaks-fire-walk-with-me</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the ninth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick defends one of his favorite franchises of all time, Twin Peaks, while Eric and Holly rip it to shreds.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11814421</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2017 01:32:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11814421/09_final.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the ninth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick defends one of his favorite franchises of all time, Twin Peaks, while...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the ninth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. 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We discuss the Purge trilogy, and to cleanse your pallet we discuss the incredible FX show, Legion.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11677877</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2017 19:00:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11677877/08_fin.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the eighth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly welcome special guest Nadine, who Eric met outside of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the eighth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly welcome special guest Nadine, who Eric met outside of Walmart just two days ago. We discuss the Purge trilogy, and to cleanse your pallet we discuss the incredible FX show, Legion.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3488</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,legion,movies,thepurge,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/db9dbd9664e22a22b808c304e5b18b66.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>07 - Stuck in Shining New York</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/07-stuck-in-shining-new-york</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the seventh episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly forgo special guests this week and decide to just give you some of the best media. They each pick one of their favorite films and they all discuss. 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They each pick one of their favorite films and they all discuss. Nick picks The Shining, Eric picks Synecdoche, New York, and Holly picks Stuck in Love. Enjoy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3409</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bestmovies,movies,stuckinlove,synecdochenewyork,theshining</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/db9dbd9664e22a22b808c304e5b18b66.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>06 - Samurai Cop &amp; Santa Clarita Diet</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/06-samurai-cop-santa-clarita-diet</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the sixth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Yolanda Banos, and discuss Samurai Cop and Netflix original Santa Clarita Diet.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11487324</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2017 04:04:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11487324/06.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the sixth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Yolanda Banos, and discuss...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the sixth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Yolanda Banos, and discuss Samurai Cop and Netflix original Santa Clarita Diet.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3055</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>badmovies,movies,netflix,samuraicop,santaclaritadiet</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/db9dbd9664e22a22b808c304e5b18b66.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>05 - Unpopular Favorite Movies &amp; The OA</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/cinemabysmal/05-unpopular-favorite-movies-the-oa_1</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the fifth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Dylan, and while inebriated, discuss unpopular movies that they love followed by the Netflix original The OA.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11390640</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2017 05:30:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/11390640/05.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CinemAbysmal</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the fifth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Dylan, and while inebriated,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the fifth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. 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