http://www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/
You can email us your questions at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>enComedyProud & Disgustedhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d265443bed551e3b6b2be5ca54186c3b.jpghttp://www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/Mon, 04 Nov 2024 19:07:53 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinProud & Disgustedinfo@proudanddisgusted.comProbably horrible advice from Danny Palmer & Elizabeth Martin. Every week.
You can email us your questions at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>trueepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-62-dramatic-groundhog--13001293
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/13001293Tue, 10 Oct 2017 07:56:01 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode Elizabeth almost dies, and we talk about finding a safe place to masturbate, sexy texting before you meet someone, and dealing with partner who doesn’t want to do anything. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2572advice,comedy,dating,relationships,traveltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-61-avatar-bond-part-2-with-joshua-dean--12944310
We heart you Las Vegas.

You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12944310Tue, 03 Oct 2017 07:05:03 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinPart 2 of our special episode with Joshua Dean! We talk about Elizabeth having basic tattoos, dealing with an older bully, and when someone wants to get an expensive gift for your significant other. We heart you Las Vegas. You can write us a...
We heart you Las Vegas.

You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2490advice,comedy,dating,las-vegas,tattootruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-60-avatar-bond-part-1-with-joshua-dean--12888573
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12888573Tue, 26 Sep 2017 07:05:04 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinJoshua Dean joins us on the podcast, for a special 2-part episode! We talk about dating on Instagram, being attracted to the wrong people, and judging someone on a first date. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>1950advice,comedy,dating,relationships,traveltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-59-ripe--12830761
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12830761Tue, 19 Sep 2017 07:05:03 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinDanny is somehow still hungover. On this episode we talk about texting your ex, getting out of a wedding speech, and liking the smell of your own farts. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com,...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2684advice,dating,relationships,texting,weddingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-58-lightning-round--12778266
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12778266Tue, 12 Sep 2017 07:05:03 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIt’s Elizabeth’s birthday! To celebrate, we’re doing a lightning round with as many questions as we can fit in one episode. We talk about how much to spend on a first date, where to move after college, getting revenge on your siblings, and a whole lot...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3165advice,college,comedy,dating,siblingstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-57-log-in-queue-with-nai-zhao--12727772
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12727772Tue, 05 Sep 2017 07:05:03 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinStylist and designer Nai Zhao joins us on the show this week, where we talking about going gray/bald, stinky sex, and finding a missing condom. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2741advice,comedy,dating,hair,stinkytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-56-dearest-dwelling--12675930
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12675930Tue, 29 Aug 2017 07:05:03 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode we talk about your partner hating condoms, forbidden haircuts, and sweater weather. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2739advice,comedy,dating,sex,styletruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-55-mystery-dishwasher--12624110
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12624110Tue, 22 Aug 2017 07:05:03 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode we talk about living with messy roommates, a cheating fiance, and how to figure out if you’re poly or not. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2633advice,dating,marriage,polyamory,roommatestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-54-fake-facebook-with-patrick-green--12577334
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12577334Tue, 15 Aug 2017 07:05:03 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinActor Patrick Green joins us for this episode! We talk about bad partner choices, religious parents, and losing a neighbor’s pet. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3712advice,dating,iobwt,pets,religiontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-53-accidental-virgin--12526080
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12526080Tue, 08 Aug 2017 07:05:07 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode we talk about popular and unpopular friends, keeping things from past relationships, and turn offs. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3219advice,comedy,dating,relationships,turnontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-52-silicon-valley--12478764
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12478764Tue, 01 Aug 2017 07:07:49 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode we talk about dating a friend of a friend, when a one night stand gets clingy, and being bad on a first date. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2894advice,comedy,dating,firstdate,sex.advicetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-51-cow-milk-something--12429052
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12429052Tue, 25 Jul 2017 07:05:52 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode we talk about waiting for marriage to have sex, getting “benched” when dating, and hooking up at weddings. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2716advice,comedy,dating,marriage,weddingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-50-smash-and-dash-live-in-portland--12374325
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12374325Tue, 18 Jul 2017 07:05:02 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOur 50th episode, recorded live in Portland, Oregon! On this episode we talk about giving your partner a sexy gift, uncomfortable oral sex, and dating above your league. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2518advice,comedy,dating,live!,sexytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-49-penis-blushing-with-no-filter-improv--12326269
You can see No Filter Improv LIVE in Portland, Oregon on July 14 in a special show sponsored by I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice. Get more information and tickets at nofilterimprov.com.

You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12326269Tue, 11 Jul 2017 07:05:17 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinNo Filter Improv joins us this week to talk about having sex with your hookup’s brother, dating without being funny, and your partner’s body hair. You can see No Filter Improv LIVE in Portland, Oregon on July 14 in a special show sponsored by I’ve...
You can see No Filter Improv LIVE in Portland, Oregon on July 14 in a special show sponsored by I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice. Get more information and tickets at nofilterimprov.com.

You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3097advice,comedy,dating,family,improvtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-48-friend-zone--12270752
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12270752Tue, 04 Jul 2017 07:05:40 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode Elizabeth kills rabbits. We also talk about being left out of a threesome, living with slobs, and traveling for a hookup. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2876advice,comedy,dating,friendzone,threesometruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-47-canned-wine--12220224
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12220224Tue, 27 Jun 2017 07:05:05 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode we talk about being hot vs. being smart, how to get out of running a marathon, and peeing in someone else’s bed. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3212advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dating,winetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-46-van--12164471
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12164471Tue, 20 Jun 2017 07:24:52 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode we talk about getting over a hangover, dealing with a snooping partner, and getting laid off from your job. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3260advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dating,job-huntingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-45-hamster--12100292
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12100292Tue, 13 Jun 2017 07:05:22 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode we talk about killing a friend’s pet, dating your yoga instructor, and never having a relationship. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2732advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dating,petstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-44-nude-beaches--12044316
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/12044316Tue, 06 Jun 2017 07:07:41 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode Danny can’t ride a bike, and we talk about your crush having sex with your friends, partying with parents, and long distance sex. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3072advice,comedy,dating,nudebeaches,partytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-43-sex-tape-safe-zone--11986256
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11986256Tue, 30 May 2017 07:05:07 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinThis episode Elizabeth tries to convince Danny that aliens exist, and we also talk about making a sex tape, being new on Tinder, and dating someone who is poly. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3286advice,aliens,comedy,polyamory,sex-tapetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-42-butt-weed--11931334
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11931334Tue, 23 May 2017 07:07:50 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinThis episode we talk about having a sex dream about someone you don’t like, getting out of a musical, and wearing a sexy bathing suit. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3088advice,beenwrongtwice,dating,dreams,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-41-horse--11865391
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11865391Tue, 16 May 2017 07:05:47 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode we talk about when someone from your past drunk dials you, moving from the country to the city, and dating someone who owns a horse. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3222advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dating,horsetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-40-dolphin-laugh--11820150
Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode for a sample of one of our new podcasts, the Dannyprose Podcast, hosted by Danny Palmer and featuring Scott Palmer.

You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11820150Tue, 09 May 2017 07:05:36 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode we talk about dealing with strict parents, having friends who are hotter than you, and being a nervous farter. Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode for a sample of one of our new podcasts, the Dannyprose Podcast, hosted...
Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode for a sample of one of our new podcasts, the Dannyprose Podcast, hosted by Danny Palmer and featuring Scott Palmer.

You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3983advice,comedy,dating,friends,parentstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-39-proud-disgusted--11755484
Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode for a sample of one of our new podcasts, Lost ‘N Portland with Chris Franklin.

You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11755484Tue, 02 May 2017 07:05:12 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn this episode we introduce to our company and podcast network Proud & Disgusted, as well as some of the new podcasts we have coming to you. We also talk about dishes etiquette when having dinner at your partner’s parent’s house, and breaking up over...
Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode for a sample of one of our new podcasts, Lost ‘N Portland with Chris Franklin.

You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2759advice,beenwrongtwice,business,dating,podcastingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-38-20-questions--11712376
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11712376Tue, 25 Apr 2017 07:05:34 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode we talk about dealing with homophobic in-laws, dating someone out of your league, and trying rough sex for the first time. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2802advice,beenwrongtwice,iobwt,podcast,sextruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-37-tax-day--11654363
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11654363Tue, 18 Apr 2017 07:05:37 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinThis week, Danny takes over. We talk about morning sex, going on a trip with someone you don’t like, and not being invited to a wedding. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website...
You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>2744advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dating,taxestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-36-strong-sister--11602550https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11602550Tue, 11 Apr 2017 07:05:09 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode we talk about waxing, stealing a jerk’s girlfriend, and when your younger sister is stronger than you.2944advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dating,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-35-sports--11545482https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11545482Tue, 04 Apr 2017 07:05:30 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinThis week we talk about dating someone who is messy, telling a crush that you like them, and being good at house parties.3409advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dating,sportstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-34-limericks-with-luke-leasure--11496076
Get more of Luke, and his wife Mallory, at lukeandmallory.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11496076Tue, 28 Mar 2017 05:41:46 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinPhotographer Luke Leasure joins us on the podcast! This week we talk about marrying your high school crush, dating a stripper, and saying no to an affair. Get more of Luke, and his wife Mallory, at lukeandmallory.com.
Get more of Luke, and his wife Mallory, at lukeandmallory.com.]]>2879advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,iobwt,lovetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-33-ireland--11437046https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11437046Tue, 21 Mar 2017 07:05:58 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIt’s Danny’s birthday! In this episode we talk about what is cheating and what isn’t, hitting on people on Instagram, and getting clingy too soon.2541advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,iobwt,irelandtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-32-manwhore--11366969
We have a new website and a new contest! If you go over to the brand new iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com and join the mailing list, you’ll be entered to win some something super special from both Danny and Elizabeth: something from each of us, tailored just for you.

If you’re already on the mailing list, just write us a review on iTunes and send the screenshot to questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com. We’ll enter you into a separate pool for the exact same prize.

You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11366969Tue, 14 Mar 2017 07:05:26 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinThis week we talk about getting too drunk on a first date, what to do when your friend cheats, and your partner walking in on you masturbating. We have a new website and a new contest! If you go over to the brand new iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com and...
We have a new website and a new contest! If you go over to the brand new iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com and join the mailing list, you’ll be entered to win some something super special from both Danny and Elizabeth: something from each of us, tailored just for you.

If you’re already on the mailing list, just write us a review on iTunes and send the screenshot to questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com. We’ll enter you into a separate pool for the exact same prize.

You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.]]>3272advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dating,manwhoretruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-31-menage-a-trois--11327823https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11327823Tue, 07 Mar 2017 08:05:18 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinThis week we talk about buying a house, having a threesome with your friends, and having the hots for your cousin.3211advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,iobwt,threesometruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-30-whale-penis--11235434https://api.spreaker.com/episode/11235434Tue, 28 Feb 2017 08:05:03 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOur 30th episode! This week we talk about roughhousing with a significant other, dating when you aren’t funny, and masturbating when you have roommates.2892advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dirty30,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-29-siblings-with-elizabeth-s-brother-matt--10977182https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10977182Tue, 21 Feb 2017 08:05:08 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinElizabeth’s brother Matt is on the podcast! In this episode the two of them argue about Easter egg hunting and time zones, we talk about childhood stories, and we give some advice on filming sex and meeting your partner's parents.3330advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,iobwt,siblingstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-28-valentine-s-day--10769004https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10769004Tue, 14 Feb 2017 08:05:02 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinHappy Valentine’s Day! In this episode we talk about Danny’s sleepwalking and discuss polyamory, sharing your nudes, and losing your butt plug.2882advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,iobwt,valentinesdaytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-27-sleepover-part-2--10590054https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10590054Tue, 07 Feb 2017 08:05:41 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinPart 2 of our super special sleepover! In this episode we get scared out of our minds from a special guest, and talk about getting a number from someone you don’t like, being better at sexting, and dealing with an ex’s nudes.2823advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,iobwt,sleepovertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-26-sleepover-part-1--10445956https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10445956Tue, 31 Jan 2017 08:05:09 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinGrab your pajamas and Oreos and join us for a sleepover! In this episode we play Never Have I Ever and talk about asking for oral sex, finding the person you made out with at a party, and what to do for your first Valentine’s Day.3331advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dating,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-25-avocado--10372660https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10372660Tue, 24 Jan 2017 08:05:14 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode we talk about your boyfriend having the hots for your sister, being asexual, and dating someone who may be a little dumb.2647advice,beenwr,comedy,dating,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-24-phone-calls-with-chris-franklin--10323084https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10323084Tue, 17 Jan 2017 08:05:59 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinChris Franklin (of LostNPortland) is back on the show! In this episode we talk about saying “I love you” too soon, asking a friend to practice sex, and how much hooking up is too much hooking up.3700advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dating,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-23-coy-vagina--10273486https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10273486Tue, 10 Jan 2017 08:05:34 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinWe’re back in 2017! In this episode Elizabeth talks about UFOs, and we talk about being bad at friends with benefits, healthy flirting, and selling stuff online.3296advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,iobwt,vaginatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-week-off--10087700
We have a ton coming up for you all in 2017, and we think you’re going to love it. See you next week!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10087700Tue, 03 Jan 2017 08:05:08 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinWe’re taking a week off so Elizabeth can sleep and Danny can sober up. Take a look in our feed for our Best of 2016 episode, or even better, go back and find an episode you haven’t listened to before. We have a ton coming up for you all in 2017, and...
We have a ton coming up for you all in 2017, and we think you’re going to love it. See you next week!]]>69advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,holiday,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-22-best-of-2016--10095129

Questions from:
#1: Episode 7: Church Trip
#2: Episode 4: Choo Choo
#3: Episode 11: Neighbor Sex (with Chris Franklin)
#4: Episode 12: Foam Party
#5: Episode 17: Gwen]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10095129Tue, 27 Dec 2016 08:05:43 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinLet’s end the dumpster fire that was 2016 on a better note: the best of I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice from 2016. For this episode each of us picked some our favorite questions that we got this year from our listeners. Enjoy! Questions from: #1: Episode...

Questions from:
#1: Episode 7: Church Trip
#2: Episode 4: Choo Choo
#3: Episode 11: Neighbor Sex (with Chris Franklin)
#4: Episode 12: Foam Party
#5: Episode 17: Gwen]]>2983advice,beenwrongtwice,bestof2016,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-21-dawson-s-creek--10142269https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10142269Tue, 20 Dec 2016 08:05:02 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode Danny’s pants won’t stay on, and we talk about dating someone with a hearing aid, using remote vibrators, and scheduling a threesome.2001advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,dawsonscreek,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-20-suck-up--10095124https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10095124Tue, 13 Dec 2016 08:05:34 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOn our 20th episode we talk about someone rejecting your nude pics, when everyone hates you at work, and how to tell if you’re a good kisser.2926advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,iobwt,kissingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-19-catholic-with-marco-melendez--10046641https://api.spreaker.com/episode/10046641Tue, 06 Dec 2016 07:27:31 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinFriend of the show Marco Melendez joins us to talk about learning to date casually, getting a VERY sudden live-in girlfriend, and going 2 years without having sex.3425advice,catholic,comedy,iobwt,sex.advicetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-18-grammar--9994475https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9994475Tue, 29 Nov 2016 08:05:11 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode we try new dating apps and talk about masturbating while thinking of an ex, dating co-workers, and when your employees ignore you.2982advice,comedy,grammar,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-17-gwen--9937579https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9937579Tue, 22 Nov 2016 08:10:48 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode Danny’s cat Gwendolyn terrorizes Elizabeth, we figure out new sex positions, and we talk about going from super rich to super broke while in college.3186advice,beenwrongtwice,cats,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-16-detox--9877829https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9877829Tue, 15 Nov 2016 08:02:37 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode Danny gets sexually harassed, Siri talks back to us, and we talk about if someone has feelings for you or not.3107advice,beenwrongtwice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-15-election-live-in-portland--9819938https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9819938Tue, 08 Nov 2016 08:05:17 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinA special election episode, recorded live in Portland! In this episode we talk about having sex with someone wearing Trump underwear, dealing with a racist grandma, and masturbating in public.2396advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-14-handshake-sex--9767579
Tickets are almost sold out for our first live show in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd. You can reserve your FREE ticket for this special, election edition live show at iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/live/.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9767579Tue, 01 Nov 2016 07:05:14 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode Elizabeth returns from Europe, and we talk about dating a Trump supporter, dating multiple people at the same time, and what to do when you’re still a virgin at 30. Tickets are almost sold out for our first live show in Portland,...
Tickets are almost sold out for our first live show in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd. You can reserve your FREE ticket for this special, election edition live show at iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/live/.]]>3140advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-13-tiki--9715087
Tickets are almost sold out for our first live show in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd. You can reserve your FREE ticket for this special, election edition live show at iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/live/.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9715087Tue, 25 Oct 2016 07:05:34 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode we talk about dropping out of college to open a bar, making a twosome out of a threesome, and what to do when your friend’s place is disgusting. Tickets are almost sold out for our first live show in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd. You...
Tickets are almost sold out for our first live show in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd. You can reserve your FREE ticket for this special, election edition live show at iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/live/.]]>3403advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-12-foam-party--9662132
There are still tickets available for our live, election-edition show in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd! But they are going fast. The show is 100% free, and you can reserve your seat at: iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/live/.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9662132Tue, 18 Oct 2016 07:05:19 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode we talk about dealing with your partner’s kinks, being both gay and straight at the same time, and what to do for a good senior prank. There are still tickets available for our live, election-edition show in Portland, Oregon on Nov....
There are still tickets available for our live, election-edition show in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd! But they are going fast. The show is 100% free, and you can reserve your seat at: iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/live/.]]>2518advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bonus-chris-franklin-on-portland--9625841
Don’t forget, we have a live, special election-season show in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd! And it’s totally free. Save your seat and get details at www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/live/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9625841Thu, 13 Oct 2016 07:05:03 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinBack on a Thursday! Chris Franklin, who joined us for our last episode, talks about Portland, living in a city, loving the outdoors, and everything in between. Here’s a small deleted clip from this week’s episode. Don’t forget, we have a live,...
Don’t forget, we have a live, special election-season show in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd! And it’s totally free. Save your seat and get details at www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/live/]]>1248advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-11-neighbor-sex-with-chris-franklin--9612669
ALSO! We’re performing our very first live show right here in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd! It’s a free, special election edition of I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice, where we’ll talk about a little bit about love, a little bit about politics, and everything in between.

This is a free show, but seating is limited, so we recommend you RSVP. All the details and links are at www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/live/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9612669Tue, 11 Oct 2016 07:05:01 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinChris Franklin of lostNportland joins us to talk about breaking up before a big trip, what to do when your roommate parties too hard, and if you should have sex with your neighbor. ALSO! We’re performing our very first live show right here in...
ALSO! We’re performing our very first live show right here in Portland, Oregon on Nov. 3rd! It’s a free, special election edition of I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice, where we’ll talk about a little bit about love, a little bit about politics, and everything in between.

This is a free show, but seating is limited, so we recommend you RSVP. All the details and links are at www.iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com/live/]]>3171advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-cargo-shorts--9559761https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9559761Tue, 04 Oct 2016 07:05:07 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinOur 10th episode! This time around we talk about dealing with the downsides of technology, what to do when you’re drunk on a date, and the return of the robot.3225advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9-spirit-animals-with-katie-costa--9466980https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9466980Tue, 27 Sep 2016 05:51:45 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinArtist, writer, and friend Katie Costa joins us (as our first guest ever!) to talk about tarot readings, what to do when your partner critiques your outfits, and having a crush on everyone.3141advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-8-girls-night--9445485https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9445485Tue, 20 Sep 2016 07:05:11 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinThis episode is all for the ladies. We talk about the best sex you shouldn’t have had, going to Burning Man with a significant other, and owning a mean pet when you move in with someone else.2348advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-7-church-trip--9395690https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9395690Tue, 13 Sep 2016 04:48:50 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode we talk about communicating with ex-partners, meeting people when you hate online dating, and what to do when your roommate masturbates too much.3387advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-6-alcoholic-popsicles--9339809https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9339809Tue, 06 Sep 2016 07:05:42 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode we talk about what to do when you’re bored and horny, butt dialing a significant other, and when it’s too soon to send a dick pic. All while enjoying some alcoholic popsicles.2598advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-5-robot-part-2--9305323https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9305323Thu, 01 Sep 2016 07:05:02 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinBack on a Thursday! In part 2 of this episode, we continue talking to our robot friend about how to have a good text game, how you can tell if you have actual feelings for someone (See? He’s a robot), and we give out our favorite first date ideas.1541advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-5-robot-part-1--9293197https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9293197Tue, 30 Aug 2016 07:05:15 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this special, 2-part episode we get a series of questions from someone we think might be a robot. We talk about how to know if someone is into you, what’s expected out of a first date, and how long you should talk online before meeting in person.1764advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-4-choo-choo--9205910https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9205910Tue, 23 Aug 2016 07:05:03 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode we talk about how to tell if your girlfriend is sleeping with your dad, dropping out of school for a business idea, and how we both think we’re going to die.2618advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-3-foursome--9187317https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9187317Tue, 16 Aug 2016 07:05:22 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinIn this episode we talk about having a sexy, horrible roommate, picking your nose in front of your partner, and the worst foursome in the world.2617advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-2-hot-asian--9161126https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9161126Thu, 11 Aug 2016 07:05:05 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinBonus episode! Thank you all so much for your support. Enjoy this special “thank you” episode. In this one we talk about traveling overseas while you have a significant other, hot asians, and if you can tell if someone is good in bed just by looking...2995advice,comedy,iobwttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-1-testicles--9159121https://api.spreaker.com/episode/9159121Tue, 09 Aug 2016 21:48:21 +0000Danny Palmer & Elizabeth MartinI’ve Only Been Wrong Twice is a weekly advice podcast hosted by Danny Palmer and Elizabeth Martin. In our first episode ever, we talk about hooking up when you have an unusual amount of testicles, how to date your favorite bartender, and what exactly...3527advice,comedy,iobwttruefull