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I can never eat butter again...well at least not for a day or so.</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6656</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>announcer,boobs,breast,broadcast,burger king,carrie underwood,chris top,dork,facebook,food stamps,jimmy fallon,nintendo,paula deen,phonezoo,podcast,radio,spreaker,tctp,tumblr,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The People's Choice Podcast Awards 2012</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_people_s_choice_podcast_awards_2012</link><description>In this short broadcast I will give you a few details on the award show. I'll tell you how it works, what the categories are,  and I even added a generic audio for you to use during your own show to help spread the word. If one broadcaster from Spreaker is even nominated we ALL win. If you have trouble downloading the Podcast Promo I will be happy to email it to you. Simply contact me at thechristopprogram@hotmail.com The subject line should read "I want the podcast promo" Good luck to EVERYONE and expect my full support when YOU become the next great podcaster.</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1541554</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2012 08:27:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1541554.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this short broadcast I will give you a few details on the award show. I'll tell you how it works, what the categories are,  and I even added a generic audio for you to use during your own show to help spread the word. If one broadcaster from...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>In this short broadcast I will give you a few details on the award show. I'll tell you how it works, what the categories are,  and I even added a generic audio for you to use during your own show to help spread the word. If one broadcaster from Spreaker is even nominated we ALL win. If you have trouble downloading the Podcast Promo I will be happy to email it to you. Simply contact me at thechristopprogram@hotmail.com The subject line should read "I want the podcast promo" Good luck to EVERYONE and expect my full support when YOU become the next great podcaster.</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>858</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2012,award,broadcast,dj,dork,facebook,itunes,people's choice,phonezoo,podcast,podcast awards,radio,spreaker,tctp,tumblr,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 09.23.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_09_23_12</link><description>Total show for the dork in all of us today. Classic Chris Top :) Who could make an appearance in the new Super Man movie? Who should play the part? Looking forward to season 3 of The Walking Dead?</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1537137</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 22:36:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1537137.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Total show for the dork in all of us today. Classic Chris Top :) Who could make an appearance in the new Super Man movie? Who should play the part? Looking forward to season 3 of The Walking Dead?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Total show for the dork in all of us today. Classic Chris Top :) Who could make an appearance in the new Super Man movie? Who should play the part? Looking forward to season 3 of The Walking Dead?</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6596</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>announcer,batman,broadcast,dork,facebook,iron man,justice league,phonezoo,radio,season 3,spreaker,super man,tctp,the avengers,the walking dead,tumblr,voice over,woba,wonder woman,zombies</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 09.22.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_09_22_12</link><description>Soldier Gets The Purple Fetus (that sounded better in my head) And $5 Hookas Door to Door.</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1533695</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 00:53:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1533695.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Soldier Gets The Purple Fetus (that sounded better in my head) And $5 Hookas Door to Door.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Soldier Gets The Purple Fetus (that sounded better in my head) And $5 Hookas Door to Door.</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6047</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beer,broadcast,dork,facebook,football,gaga,gay,hilton,iphone,phonezoo,radio,spreaker,tctp,titanic,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 09.14.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_09_14_12</link><description>This just in...smoking could kill you if you are pregnant. More details on the show.</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1503918</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2012 03:58:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1503918.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This just in...smoking could kill you if you are pregnant. More details on the show.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>This just in...smoking could kill you if you are pregnant. More details on the show.</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5110</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,hussein,iphone,phonezoo,spreaker,tctp,wal-mart,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 09.12.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_09_12_12</link><description>Next time you go hunting through your attic for lost treasures an old ex could pop up. Prepare to get your Dork on.</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1483594</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2012 01:15:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1483594.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Next time you go hunting through your attic for lost treasures an old ex could pop up. Prepare to get your Dork on.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Next time you go hunting through your attic for lost treasures an old ex could pop up. Prepare to get your Dork on.</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3843</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,dork,facebook,hooters,iphone,phonezoo,red robin,spreaker,starbucks,tctp,tyson,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 09.10.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_09_10_12</link><description>GoDaddy HACKED and Hollister hacks off Korea. DORKS u n i t e</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1473437</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 02:11:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1473437.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>GoDaddy HACKED and Hollister hacks off Korea. DORKS u n i t e</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>GoDaddy HACKED and Hollister hacks off Korea. DORKS u n i t e</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4225</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,elvis,facebook,godaddy,hollister,mars,phonezoo,spreaker,tctp,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 09.08.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_09_08_12</link><description>More proof of the impending zombie apocalypse and I have a correction to make on the Top Song Of the week (yep...I screwed up.)  Also...Judge tells a woman it is her own fault getting groped because she should stay out of bars...really?</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1465450</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2012 23:29:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1465450.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>More proof of the impending zombie apocalypse and I have a correction to make on the Top Song Of the week (yep...I screwed up.)  Also...Judge tells a woman it is her own fault getting groped because she should stay out of bars...really?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>More proof of the impending zombie apocalypse and I have a correction to make on the Top Song Of the week (yep...I screwed up.)  Also...Judge tells a woman it is her own fault getting groped because she should stay out of bars...really?</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4516</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,iphone,phonezoo,spiderman,spreaker,taco bell,tctp,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 09.07.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_09_07_12</link><description>TCTP has returned. Listen for brand new segments and a few old favorites. I will also announce a contest where YOU could win a TCTP T shirt or a phonezoo T shirt...maybe even both. Dorks u n i t e and lets get our WOBA on!</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1462072</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2012 02:23:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1462072.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>TCTP has returned. Listen for brand new segments and a few old favorites. I will also announce a contest where YOU could win a TCTP T shirt or a phonezoo T shirt...maybe even both. Dorks u n i t e and lets get our WOBA on!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>TCTP has returned. Listen for brand new segments and a few old favorites. I will also announce a contest where YOU could win a TCTP T shirt or a phonezoo T shirt...maybe even both. Dorks u n i t e and lets get our WOBA on!</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5302</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,phonezoo,pink,star trek,star wars,tctp. spreaker,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Dork Knight Rises</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_dork_knight_rises</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1454882</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 05:36:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1454882.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:duration>61</itunes:duration></item><item><title>Teaser Promo 2</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/teaser_promo_2</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1451100</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 03:18:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1451100.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:duration>41</itunes:duration></item><item><title>Teaser Promo</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/teaser_promo</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1439204</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:48:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1439204.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:duration>102</itunes:duration></item><item><title>The Top 2</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_top_2</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1426269</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2012 08:42:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1426269.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:duration>82</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,tctp,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Top</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_top</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1426214</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2012 07:24:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1426214.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:duration>41</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,tctp,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 07.01.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_07_01_12</link><description>Goodbye Spreaker :) Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1202705</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2012 20:40:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1202705.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Goodbye Spreaker :) Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Goodbye Spreaker :) Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>10006</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,itunes,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 06.24.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_06_24_12</link><description>Finally! Emergency agencies are training for the zombie apocalypses. If you fly with a dead friend the airline may give you a discount :) Recommended 18 +</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1178192</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2012 00:59:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1178192.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Finally! Emergency agencies are training for the zombie apocalypses. If you fly with a dead friend the airline may give you a discount :) Recommended 18 +</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Finally! Emergency agencies are training for the zombie apocalypses. If you fly with a dead friend the airline may give you a discount :) Recommended 18 +</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6828</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,itunes,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>My Final Show Could Be Next Week</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/my_final_show_could_be_next_week</link><description>An audio confession from my hacker and online stalkers using Spreaker as a playground. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1170901</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:47:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1170901.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>An audio confession from my hacker and online stalkers using Spreaker as a playground. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>An audio confession from my hacker and online stalkers using Spreaker as a playground. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4182</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cyber bully,dork,facebook,hacker,information,itunes,news,phonezoo,spreaker,stalker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,threats,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 06.17.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_06_17_12</link><description>A couple of reasons to come to America and when is finding out your not dying bad news? Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1153192</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 01:31:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1153192.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A couple of reasons to come to America and when is finding out your not dying bad news? Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>A couple of reasons to come to America and when is finding out your not dying bad news? Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5808</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,itunes,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>What A Year On Spreaker</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/what_a_year_on_spreaker</link><description>I hit my 1 year anniversary a few days ago :) Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1149436</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2012 22:49:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1149436.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I hit my 1 year anniversary a few days ago :) Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I hit my 1 year anniversary a few days ago :) Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5442</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,itunes,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 06.13.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_06_13_12</link><description>Look who is back :)  w o b a Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1139649</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 03:21:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1139649.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Look who is back :)  w o b a Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Look who is back :)  w o b a Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5058</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,itunes,phonezoo,spreaker,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 06.09.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_06_09_12</link><description>Frickin' Laser Beams!  Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1124707</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2012 01:30:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1124707.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Frickin' Laser Beams!  Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Frickin' Laser Beams!  Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4343</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,itunes,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.29.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_29_12</link><description>In this program I explain my obsession with zombies and I discuss why I believe the Zombie Apocalypse will truly be the end of the world as we know it. It could be a week or maybe 3 before I broadcast again so tune in...Chris   Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1075339</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 18:42:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1075339.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this program I explain my obsession with zombies and I discuss why I believe the Zombie Apocalypse will truly be the end of the world as we know it. It could be a week or maybe 3 before I broadcast again so tune in...Chris   Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>In this program I explain my obsession with zombies and I discuss why I believe the Zombie Apocalypse will truly be the end of the world as we know it. It could be a week or maybe 3 before I broadcast again so tune in...Chris   Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6252</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ben and jerry,dork,elvis,facebook,information,itunes,nasa,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba,zombie</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.24.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_24_12</link><description>American Idol is over and one little girl is HACKED off. Wanna get back at those pesky people who don't know how to park? Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1058088</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 17:09:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1058088.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>American Idol is over and one little girl is HACKED off. Wanna get back at those pesky people who don't know how to park? Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>American Idol is over and one little girl is HACKED off. Wanna get back at those pesky people who don't know how to park? Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4545</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,itunes,jim parsons,martha stewert,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp. american idol,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.22.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_22_12</link><description>A little something even Starbucks doesn't offer and Scotty's ashes bound for the final frontier. Recommended 18 +</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1051551</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 20:16:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1051551.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A little something even Starbucks doesn't offer and Scotty's ashes bound for the final frontier. Recommended 18 +</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>A little something even Starbucks doesn't offer and Scotty's ashes bound for the final frontier. Recommended 18 +</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7055</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>branson,dork,facebook,information,itunes,mtv,news,phonezoo,scotty,spreaker,star trek,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.19.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_19_12</link><description>Finally! Gaga is on the Simpsons and Will Smith lays the smack down. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1042553</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 04:53:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1042553.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Finally! Gaga is on the Simpsons and Will Smith lays the smack down. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Finally! Gaga is on the Simpsons and Will Smith lays the smack down. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4698</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,itunes,phonezoo,spreaker,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.17.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_17_12</link><description>Arby's gives the finger and it would seem as though everyone is getting naked. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1033568</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 00:24:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1033568.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Arby's gives the finger and it would seem as though everyone is getting naked. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Arby's gives the finger and it would seem as though everyone is getting naked. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6608</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>donna summer,dork,facebook,information,itunes,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp. the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.16.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_16_12</link><description>I'll be discussing my plans for the future on this show about 20 or so minutes in. The rest of the program will be typical Top stuff. I appreciate all of the support you guys have given me. Recommended 18 +</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1029381</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 23:53:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1029381.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I'll be discussing my plans for the future on this show about 20 or so minutes in. The rest of the program will be typical Top stuff. I appreciate all of the support you guys have given me. Recommended 18 +</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I'll be discussing my plans for the future on this show about 20 or so minutes in. The rest of the program will be typical Top stuff. I appreciate all of the support you guys have given me. Recommended 18 +</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7849</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facbook,gaga,hilton,information,itunes,lopez,news,phonezoo,pit,spreaker,talk,tctp,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.11.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_11_12</link><description>GASP! You don't have anything for Mom yet? I'm here to help. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1009445</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:35:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1009445.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>GASP! You don't have anything for Mom yet? I'm here to help. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>GASP! You don't have anything for Mom yet? I'm here to help. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5628</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,gift ideas,information,itunes,may 13th,mothers day,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.10.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_10_12</link><description>No need to set up the free password to protect your Wi-Fi!! We have wallpaper for that now. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1006592</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 02:06:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1006592.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>No need to set up the free password to protect your Wi-Fi!! We have wallpaper for that now. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>No need to set up the free password to protect your Wi-Fi!! We have wallpaper for that now. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5623</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>craigslist,dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,stern,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Tup Progrum 05.09.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_tup_progrum_05_09_12</link><description>The Dorks have spoken. I asked you to give me a list of the greatest Super Heroes of all time. Where did I put Alice Cooper, Iron Man, or The Dude? This should be interesting. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/1002621</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/1002621.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Dorks have spoken. I asked you to give me a list of the greatest Super Heroes of all time. Where did I put Alice Cooper, Iron Man, or The Dude? This should be interesting. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>The Dorks have spoken. I asked you to give me a list of the greatest Super Heroes of all time. Where did I put Alice Cooper, Iron Man, or The Dude? This should be interesting. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8172</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>avengers,batman,facebook,ghost rider,green lantern,information,iron man,mothers day,mr t,news,phonezoo,spongebob,spreaker,storm,superman,talk,tctp,the chris top program,the dude,wonder woman</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.07.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_07_12</link><description>My life is complete! The 5 pound gummy skull has arrived...also a Dorks point of view on how to make a party a PARTY!!  Recommended 18 +</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/995251</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 23:31:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/995251.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>My life is complete! The 5 pound gummy skull has arrived...also a Dorks point of view on how to make a party a PARTY!!  Recommended 18 +</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>My life is complete! The 5 pound gummy skull has arrived...also a Dorks point of view on how to make a party a PARTY!!  Recommended 18 +</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8400</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,gummy skull,information,lightsaber,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.06.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_06_12</link><description>I can't wait to retire so I can see the Country from inside Whataburger!! Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/991312</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 22:23:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/991312.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I can't wait to retire so I can see the Country from inside Whataburger!! Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I can't wait to retire so I can see the Country from inside Whataburger!! Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7479</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>depp,dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,sasquatch,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.05.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_05_12</link><description>Looks like the pervs are going to have fun in France and Asian women can make bank selling eggs! Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/985026</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 14:24:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/985026.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Looks like the pervs are going to have fun in France and Asian women can make bank selling eggs! Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Looks like the pervs are going to have fun in France and Asian women can make bank selling eggs! Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6086</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.03.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_03_12</link><description>AWKWARD!!! The Dictator visits an Aussie morning show and crazy tan mom bronzes with 5 year old? Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/979001</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 01:27:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/979001.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AWKWARD!!! The Dictator visits an Aussie morning show and crazy tan mom bronzes with 5 year old? Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>AWKWARD!!! The Dictator visits an Aussie morning show and crazy tan mom bronzes with 5 year old? Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6303</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bionic eye,dork,facebook,information,michael jackson,news,phonezoo,power rangers,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,the dictator,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.02.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_02_12</link><description>What is a fair tip when you go out to eat? Who the worst celebrity tippers are and more on the show :) Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/975512</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 02:22:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/975512.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is a fair tip when you go out to eat? Who the worst celebrity tippers are and more on the show :) Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>What is a fair tip when you go out to eat? Who the worst celebrity tippers are and more on the show :) Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6014</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,server,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,tip,tipping,waiter,waitress,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 05.01.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_05_01_12</link><description>Maybe facebook does have a heart after all...or a kidney...maybe even a liver. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/970166</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 18:29:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/970166.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Maybe facebook does have a heart after all...or a kidney...maybe even a liver. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Maybe facebook does have a heart after all...or a kidney...maybe even a liver. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6688</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>avengers,batman,dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.29.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_29_12</link><description>Going to the dentist soon? WAIT! Listen to the program first. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/963493</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:51:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/963493.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Going to the dentist soon? WAIT! Listen to the program first. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Going to the dentist soon? WAIT! Listen to the program first. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9679</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dempsey,dork,facebook,information,mcdonalds,news,nutella,phonezoo,spreaker,star wars,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program Surprise Broadcast</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_surprise_broadcast</link><description>Zombie news. Recomended 18 +</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/956892</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 05:07:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/956892.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Zombie news. Recomended 18 +</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Zombie news. Recomended 18 +</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5818</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dor,information,news,talk,woba,zombie</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.27.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_27_12</link><description>Dogs should poop in braille and time to trade the girlfriend in for an iPad.  Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/955189</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 20:18:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/955189.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Dogs should poop in braille and time to trade the girlfriend in for an iPad.  Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Dogs should poop in braille and time to trade the girlfriend in for an iPad.  Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6362</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,hulk hogan,information,ke$ha,news,octomom,phonezoo,spreaker,star trek,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba,world trade center</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.26.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_26_12</link><description>Say NO to crack and YES to skating! Recommended 18 +</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/952916</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 01:50:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/952916.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Say NO to crack and YES to skating! Recommended 18 +</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Say NO to crack and YES to skating! Recommended 18 +</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6733</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.25.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_25_12</link><description>Gaga, Zombies, and pick up lines! Sounds pretty well rounded. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/949419</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 01:34:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/949419.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Gaga, Zombies, and pick up lines! Sounds pretty well rounded. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Gaga, Zombies, and pick up lines! Sounds pretty well rounded. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4614</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.24.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_24_12</link><description>Monsters do exist and I am about to explain. You will agree once you hear the audio. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/944904</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 20:18:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/944904.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Monsters do exist and I am about to explain. You will agree once you hear the audio. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Monsters do exist and I am about to explain. You will agree once you hear the audio. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6595</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.23.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_23_12</link><description>Marijuana vending machines and McDonald's...Now that I think about it...Red Box has been pretty successful outside of Mickey Ds. Could be the next step? Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/941963</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 22:55:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/941963.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Marijuana vending machines and McDonald's...Now that I think about it...Red Box has been pretty successful outside of Mickey Ds. Could be the next step? Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Marijuana vending machines and McDonald's...Now that I think about it...Red Box has been pretty successful outside of Mickey Ds. Could be the next step? Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7726</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>avengers,dork,facebook,information,marijuana,mcdonalds,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,tetris,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.22.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_22_12</link><description>Going to do something a little different today and critique a few songs. We will get our Dork on too :) Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/938914</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:57:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/938914.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Going to do something a little different today and critique a few songs. We will get our Dork on too :) Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Going to do something a little different today and critique a few songs. We will get our Dork on too :) Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8469</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.21.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_21_12_1</link><description>I traveled through time earlier this morning and I found Rebecca Black STILL making videos. She may have improved a lil. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/934493</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 00:16:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/934493.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I traveled through time earlier this morning and I found Rebecca Black STILL making videos. She may have improved a lil. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I traveled through time earlier this morning and I found Rebecca Black STILL making videos. She may have improved a lil. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5744</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.19.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_19_12</link><description>Emily Blunt lives up to her name and maybe pilots should follow the rules and put the phone down when LANDING! Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/927392</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:01:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/927392.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Emily Blunt lives up to her name and maybe pilots should follow the rules and put the phone down when LANDING! Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Emily Blunt lives up to her name and maybe pilots should follow the rules and put the phone down when LANDING! Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6148</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.18.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_18_12</link><description>Nothing says love like tweeter and if you don't have a shot at a sugar daddy...could be time to look at college. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/923177</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 19:31:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/923177.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nothing says love like tweeter and if you don't have a shot at a sugar daddy...could be time to look at college. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Nothing says love like tweeter and if you don't have a shot at a sugar daddy...could be time to look at college. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6247</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>facebook,information,live radio,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Chris Top 300 Pt 3</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/chris_top_300_pt_3</link><description>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/917659</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 01:46:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/917659.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>13188</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>charity,chris top 300,donation,dork,facebook,famlies,food bank,hunger,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Chris Top 300 Pt 2 (show dropped)</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/chris_top_300_pt_2_show_dropped</link><description>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/917457</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:33:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/917457.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3604</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,information,news,spreaker,talk,tctp,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Chris Top 300 Pt 2</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/chris_top_300_pt_2</link><description>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/916573</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:20:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/916573.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>14496</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>charity,chris top 300,donation,dork,facebook,famlies,food bank,hunger,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Chris Top 300 Pt 1</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/chris_top_300_pt_1</link><description>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/915374</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 15:01:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/915374.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Lets feed some hungry people. Please donate here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>18000</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>charity,chris top 300,donation,dork,facebook,famlies,food bank,hunger,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.13.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_13_12</link><description>Zombie hamster...I saw it coming.  Also... a plunger would be my weapon of choice for a bank robbery. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/906997</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:30:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/906997.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Zombie hamster...I saw it coming.  Also... a plunger would be my weapon of choice for a bank robbery. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Zombie hamster...I saw it coming.  Also... a plunger would be my weapon of choice for a bank robbery. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6631</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,freeman,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba,zombie</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.12.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_12_12</link><description>Pizza Hutt is raising the bar and anyone up for a good ol fashioned pejazzling? Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/904045</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:49:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/904045.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Pizza Hutt is raising the bar and anyone up for a good ol fashioned pejazzling? Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Pizza Hutt is raising the bar and anyone up for a good ol fashioned pejazzling? Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5861</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.11.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_11_12</link><description>Zip lines in Vegas...yes! Zombie baby? Our children are not even safe. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/899855</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 20:31:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/899855.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Zip lines in Vegas...yes! Zombie baby? Our children are not even safe. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Zip lines in Vegas...yes! Zombie baby? Our children are not even safe. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4047</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>batman,dork,facebook,information,lovitz,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,vegas,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.10.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_10_12</link><description>I had a little fun with some audio I found a few minutes ago. Check out No Time For Bronchitis on the show. You will LOVE this woman. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/897192</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 23:53:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/897192.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I had a little fun with some audio I found a few minutes ago. Check out No Time For Bronchitis on the show. You will LOVE this woman. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I had a little fun with some audio I found a few minutes ago. Check out No Time For Bronchitis on the show. You will LOVE this woman. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6183</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cnn,cyrus,dork,facebook,gaga,instagram,no time for bronchitis,phonezoo,spreaker,sweet brown,tctp,the chris top program,twitter,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.09.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_09_12</link><description>The benefits of having an ugly wife and Gaga...hang on (Chris pukes) DORKS u n i t e Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/894103</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 01:46:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/894103.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The benefits of having an ugly wife and Gaga...hang on (Chris pukes) DORKS u n i t e Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>The benefits of having an ugly wife and Gaga...hang on (Chris pukes) DORKS u n i t e Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6817</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>batman,cnn,cyrus,dork,facebook,gaga,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Chris Top 300 PROMO</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/chris_top_300_promo</link><description>This is a promo for my upcoming 12 hour marathon broadcast. The show is not only celebrating my 300th episode but we are also raising cash for the food bank. Please download this short podcast and run it on your show if you want to take part in the fund raiser. I will also provide the link to the donation page here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300&#13;
Thank you So much! Lets feed some hungry people :)</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/893933</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:33:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/893933.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is a promo for my upcoming 12 hour marathon broadcast. The show is not only celebrating my 300th episode but we are also raising cash for the food bank. Please download this short podcast and run it on your show if you want to take part in the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>This is a promo for my upcoming 12 hour marathon broadcast. The show is not only celebrating my 300th episode but we are also raising cash for the food bank. Please download this short podcast and run it on your show if you want to take part in the fund raiser. I will also provide the link to the donation page here https://www.wepay.com/donations/christop300&#13;
Thank you So much! Lets feed some hungry people :)</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>111</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>charity,dork,facebook,food bank,memphis,phonezoo,promo,sf,spreaker,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Harvey</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/harvey</link><description>Lets take a trip back in time and hang out with our favorite Pooka...Harvey</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/890473</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 20:09:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/890473.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lets take a trip back in time and hang out with our favorite Pooka...Harvey</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Lets take a trip back in time and hang out with our favorite Pooka...Harvey</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>780</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,harvey,james stewart,jimmy stewart,mary chase,phonezoo,pooka,spreaker,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program Good Friday</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_good_friday</link><description>The first segment of the program today is a graphic look at what Christ went through on the cross. The remainder of the show is the mindless rubbish you're used too :) Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/884823</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 23:21:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/884823.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The first segment of the program today is a graphic look at what Christ went through on the cross. The remainder of the show is the mindless rubbish you're used too :) Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>The first segment of the program today is a graphic look at what Christ went through on the cross. The remainder of the show is the mindless rubbish you're used too :) Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5512</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,easter,facebook,good friday,information,jesus,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.04.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_04_12</link><description>Maybe spies really are sexy like in the movies. Don't hate me because I'm pretty. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/876600</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 19:06:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/876600.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Maybe spies really are sexy like in the movies. Don't hate me because I'm pretty. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Maybe spies really are sexy like in the movies. Don't hate me because I'm pretty. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5059</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>007,bond,disney,dork,facebook,information,mcdonalds,news,obama,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,three stooges,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.03.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_03_12_2</link><description>Shotgun rainbows anyone? Poopcicles...yep thats what I said.</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/874069</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:55:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/874069.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Shotgun rainbows anyone? Poopcicles...yep thats what I said.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Shotgun rainbows anyone? Poopcicles...yep thats what I said.</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5717</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,fray,goldman,information,ncaa,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.02.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_02_12</link><description>FINALLY an app that can tell you if you have a STD! Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/871218</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 01:08:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/871218.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>FINALLY an app that can tell you if you have a STD! Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>FINALLY an app that can tell you if you have a STD! Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6534</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>april fools,armstrong,avengers,biden,dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,sandler,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 04.01.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_04_01_12_1</link><description>HAPPY April first! This is a safe zone. I've already pranked you with the Gaga interview. This is a laid back show with a Lyrical Playhouse and some lottery talk. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/867509</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:35:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/867509.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>HAPPY April first! This is a safe zone. I've already pranked you with the Gaga interview. This is a laid back show with a Lyrical Playhouse and some lottery talk. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>HAPPY April first! This is a safe zone. I've already pranked you with the Gaga interview. This is a laid back show with a Lyrical Playhouse and some lottery talk. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7772</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>billy ray cyrus,dork,facebook,gaga,information,julia roberts,kate upton,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 03.31.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_03_31_12</link><description>Jerry Lee Lewis gets married again for the...wait for it...wait for it...7th time. Where can a guy find some good mummy poo these days? Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/864715</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 23:10:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/864715.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jerry Lee Lewis gets married again for the...wait for it...wait for it...7th time. Where can a guy find some good mummy poo these days? Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Jerry Lee Lewis gets married again for the...wait for it...wait for it...7th time. Where can a guy find some good mummy poo these days? Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8744</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>burger king,dork,facebook,hathaway,information,lewis,news,phonezoo,spreaker,springsteen,talk,tctp,the chris top program,wkdz,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Show 300! My Job Interview Today :)</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/show_300_my_job_interview_today</link><description>I REALLY appreciate EVERYONE for the encouraging words and support. This is a really quick show. I simply want to let you all know how the interview went. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/862267</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 03:35:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/862267.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I REALLY appreciate EVERYONE for the encouraging words and support. This is a really quick show. I simply want to let you all know how the interview went. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I REALLY appreciate EVERYONE for the encouraging words and support. This is a really quick show. I simply want to let you all know how the interview went. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2210</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 03.29.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_03_29_12</link><description>What would your last words be if you knew you were about to die? You may be surprised at what this man said. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/859237</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 02:30:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/859237.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What would your last words be if you knew you were about to die? You may be surprised at what this man said. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>What would your last words be if you knew you were about to die? You may be surprised at what this man said. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5533</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cowboys,dork,facebook,information,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,tiger woods,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 03.28.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_03_28_12</link><description>Hmmmm...good excuse for calling out...Oh! I'll cut my foot off. Joe Biden FINALLY thanks Dr Pepper. Recommended 18 +</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/856235</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:57:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/856235.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hmmmm...good excuse for calling out...Oh! I'll cut my foot off. Joe Biden FINALLY thanks Dr Pepper. Recommended 18 +</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Hmmmm...good excuse for calling out...Oh! I'll cut my foot off. Joe Biden FINALLY thanks Dr Pepper. Recommended 18 +</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4425</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biden,dork,harry potter,hunger games,information,iverson,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,tebow,the chris top program,winslet,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 03.27.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_03_27_12</link><description>Woman marries herself? Whats the point? KY fan puts his wife on Craigs List to score Final Four tickets. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/852936</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 23:58:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/852936.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Woman marries herself? Whats the point? KY fan puts his wife on Craigs List to score Final Four tickets. 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DORKS u n i t e</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5803</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bad romance,born this way,dork,facebook,gaga,information,lady gaga,meat suit,monster,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 03.24.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_03_24_12</link><description>Welcome to the Saturday program. It's exactly like the weekday shows but worse. Kardashian and gigantic paper airplane...WHAT A SHOW!!! Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/843815</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 22:50:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/843815.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to the Saturday program. It's exactly like the weekday shows but worse. Kardashian and gigantic paper airplane...WHAT A SHOW!!! Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Welcome to the Saturday program. It's exactly like the weekday shows but worse. Kardashian and gigantic paper airplane...WHAT A SHOW!!! Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6237</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cyrus,dork,facebook,information,kardashian,lyrical playhouse,news,phonezoo,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 03.23.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_03_23_12</link><description>Has Geraldo Rivera lost his mind?  Recommended 18 +</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/840867</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 02:35:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/840867.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Has Geraldo Rivera lost his mind?  Recommended 18 +</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Has Geraldo Rivera lost his mind?  Recommended 18 +</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5841</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,geraldo rivera,hunger games,information,news,phonezoo,santorum,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,trayvon martin,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 03.22.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_03_22_12</link><description>Keaton VS West in a Batman SMACK DOWN! Be patient or you could blow up a gas station. 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Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>10300</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,earthquake,facebook,harley,information,kutcher,love on top,lyrical playhouse,news,phonezoo,pretty woman,spreaker,talk,tctp,the chris top program,twitter,woba</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Chris Top Program 03.19.12</title><link>http://www.spreaker.com/user/thechristopprogram/the_chris_top_program_03_19_12</link><description>Okay...FINE! If you are going to the gym then I'm hitting the strip club! We also have a tough math problem for the nerd in you. Recommended 18+</description><guid isPermaLink="false">http://api.spreaker.com/episode/827123</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/827123.mp3?preroll=0&amp;commercials=0" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:author>Chris Top</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Okay...FINE! If you are going to the gym then I'm hitting the strip club! We also have a tough math problem for the nerd in you. Recommended 18+</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Okay...FINE! If you are going to the gym then I'm hitting the strip club! We also have a tough math problem for the nerd in you. Recommended 18+</itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7855</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dork,facebook,information,kardashian,letterman,manning,news,obama,phonezoo,pussycat dolls,spreaker,talk,tctp. the chris top program,theron,woba</itunes:keywords></item></channel></rss>
